I just bought the most depressing huntsman ever

2355 points - Yesterday - 127 Visit on Reddit - Team Fortress 2

  • Haylex

    Yesterday

    plot twist: the bot actually made that for you

  • pixelrbv

    Yesterday

    Here lies that guy's hopes and dreams

  • TehGritz_

    Yesterday

    you are actually the bae OP <3

  • Fracie

    Yesterday

    I remember seeing something similar in which it was an unusual gifted from someone and the description said how they would cherish it forever.

    I saw it on the Steam market.

  • PyroJoeYT

    Yesterday

    I feel obliged to go on Backpack.tf and find the dude in the history of it. I'm so bloody intrigued by this

  • CherryTheShark

    Yesterday

    I've bought a Professional Killstreak Hitman's Heatmaker with the name "To my very first Steam friend" and description, "10/11/11, Thank you <3"

    Not as depressing, but yakno-

  • I_need_memes_please

    Yesterday

    Oooohhh that hurts. Like a lot. I wonder what the complete story behind that is.

  • Unitdroid

    Yesterday

    Just realized the description said "Love you baby girl, you and me forever." Well apparently she didn't think so.

  • OneHalfCupFlour

    Yesterday

    Well, now I have to go rename all my weapons to really unsettling things.

  • centersolace

    Yesterday

    I wouldn't want to be called "bae" either.

  • Serendone

    Yesterday

    Shoulda given her a festive quick fix. Everybody knows girlfriends only play pocket medic.

  • MicroxD

    Yesterday

    Did you remove the name and description tag? I wouldn't.

  • lolschrauber

    Yesterday

    Saw something similar.

    "Happy birthday bro" on steam market.

    It was a garbage unusual, but come on. Have some decency.

  • coremix

    Yesterday

    Aww I feel bad for this dude.

  • WellNoButYeah

    Yesterday

    https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=21

  • gamerlen

    Yesterday

    I used to have an Axtinguisher that my ex-boyfriend named the "Choppa Choppa Burnin' Love".

    I sold it. :|

  • BigUllie

    Yesterday

    Alright I don't mean to "ruin" a shitpost, but I was one of those losers who'd name something in their inventory after their girlfriend. It was my Festive Smalltown Bringdown, I got that thing close to Hale's Own in a year, it was all I used, but here we are in the new year, alone. I haven't opened TF2 since we broke up, it's my own fault, but to think all that time gone... hurts. I know I could easily, just wipe it, but I can't bring myself to it.

  • Matteomax

    Yesterday

    Oh boy. This brings back memories of my ex I had met over TF2..

    Me and her were extremely close for a while, even to the point where I was going to plan a trip to meet her, but after the initial closeness, she kept begging me for items. I stupidly gave her a few little gifts that all ended up being sold off, with her claiming that her account information was "stolen" and they were all sold on the Market, which is a blatant lie. I had even sent her a small Pyro figure in the mail as a Valentine's Day gift.

    The last straw was when I had given her a gift on her birthday, a 60 Key Halloween Unusual.

    She wanted to sell it off immedately for an Aussie Medi-Gun. I offered to sell it for her, so she gave it back to me.

    Three days later, she blocked and removed me.I still have the thing in my inventory to this day and wear it regardless of the memories. It's a Ghastly Ghosts Jr. Conjuror's Cowl.

    And I have a friend offering $180 for it as well lol

  • DarthSatoris

    Yesterday

    Fun fact:

    Bae or means "shit" in Danish.

  • IncestSimulator2016

    Yesterday

    Keep it OP, at least give that beautiful weapon a good home.

  • wizzwizzy

    Yesterday

    I wouldn't. keeping it so i can pretend I'm still with my ex.

  • ObsidianOrangutan

    Yesterday

    Non-depressing interpretation! They're now engaged, so the original owner sold off their steam inventory to pay for the wedding!

  • BasketballHighlight

    23 hours ago

    I bought a ring for a girl, she got mad in a fight with me and deleted it.. I still have mine tho

  • EmmArrGus

    23 hours ago

    "I love you so much my girl. You and me forever <3"

    that description can be either one of two ways. he's talking about his girlfriend, but the wording makes me think he's talking about the HUNTSMAN.

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    Yesterday

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  • Nurizeko

    Yesterday

    Plot twist not so twisty: His "Bae" was a dude and 'dropped him' the minute he got some phatz.

  • G07H1K447

    Yesterday

    She saw him using the word bae and broke up with him selling the bow the same day. A tragic story.

  • lugi345

    Yesterday

    Though, the next owner is, apparently, male http://steamcommunity.com/id/flamexi/ I think a lot of oldschool players think unusuals are uggo.

  • Thecarddealer

    Yesterday

    That's what you get when you propose with a virtual weapon

  • Ttam2

    Yesterday

    If they broke up, maybe they would have stayed together longer if he didn't buy her a named bow with lights stung around it in a 9 year old game

  • kiuga1

    Yesterday

    Well, now I have to go on Backpack.tf and find the dude in the sea. lol.

  • nattack

    Yesterday

    I love you forever tentatively while our relationship lasts and the cybering doesn't get awkward.

  • neoslith

    23 hours ago

    At least it wasn't that stupid ring.

  • Tvde1

    23 hours ago

    :'(

  • EirikurG

    22 hours ago

    Aw man, that sucks :(

  • ReiBob

    22 hours ago

    Depressing? That's some teen's promise. Even he's laughing hard at this.

  • MichaeltheMagician

    22 hours ago

    How romantic, a digital bow...

  • hugokhf

    22 hours ago

    Hey it's me, your bae

  • Spearka

    21 hours ago

    oh no.

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    21 hours ago

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  • SolongStarbird

    15 hours ago

    Plot twist: Actually a RWBY reference made by a butthurt Pyrrha lover.

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    15 hours ago

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  • Meester_Tweester

    Yesterday

    Man, it's buying for 4 keys 10 ref.

  • Okusar

    Yesterday

    Clearly it was not Cupid's bow.

    Maybe next time he'll actually spend a little more than $25 on the love of his life - or at least take the time to write something a little more romantic. That description reads like something someone would scribble on a love note to their girlfriend in middle school.

  • CaptainSpence

    Yesterday

    Best part of this is, he probably sent it to a sweaty 40 year old man in his basement who was posing as a teen gamer for free items.