U are clearly not a spy , u don't even have a disguise !!!
Weird, I feel like I get attacked on sight by imperials, even wearing regular armor. Does it have to do with me being past a certain point in the quest line (I've taken whiterun)? Or is it because at one point when they weren't attacking me on sight, I started killing groups of traveling imperials because it's what a true son of Skyrim would do...
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Really too bad they didn't have more options for Stormcloak armor.
I think it's the dude on the left. He looks shifty as fuck.
It's so overt, it's COVERT!
"Hey uh, down with Ulfric! Am I right guys?"
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Judging by your armor, I'd say you're an Imperial scout. If so, well met.
That's something that bothered me. In Oblivion, you could get the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal and be attacked by any town guard if spotted. Why not make that attribute unique to any armor of certain factions? If you're wearing Stormcloak armor, why not be attacked by Imperial soldiers?
Makes you wonder why they didn't implicate the FNV factions mechanics in Skyrim
they don't suspect a thing!
This summarizes why I never spent so much time in Skyrim. It's just not immersive and this is just an example of many. I must say it's funny for the first 3 times when you met a guard which says I have to look out for dragons while is getting flamed by one, but it made Skyrim feel like a dollhouse for me. Even the static personalities in Morrowind made me feel more like I was in a real world.
There's a spy creepin' 'round here!
It's obvious, they recognize the bulge
I think it might be Bob
This is something I miss from other games. That the NPC's reaction changes based on what you're wearing. I think even previous TES games had that to some extent. I mean, currently it's only based on how high some skills are. "Oh hey could you enchant this sword for me seeing as you're level 30+ in enchanting?"
You're in uniform so you wouldn't count as a spy.
Reminds me of a time in Fallout New Vegas where an NCR soldier came and talked to me giving me a quest in the middle of Cottonwood Cove.
no excuse for not using some kind of open helmet mod in this, tyool 2017
I prefer: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15927/?
Nah, you misunderstand. That dude is actually an Imperial spy about to go into Stormcloak territory and his buddies are reminding him to keep an eye out for spies on the otherside.
And take off that damned armor you ganked from a stormcloak you killed; it's filthy, you don't know where the blood that made those stains has been!
Reminds me of this carbot wow short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lSGQGzHyDA
What a charmed existence the users of this subreddit must have. you look at an embarassing failure of a RPG, just naked greed from multi-millionaires who don't care about the quality of their product or the people who use it. and you just think it's hiliarious.
it's true what the say: simple minds simple pleasures.
They should attack you on sight if wearing stormcloaks armour..
Fucking Bethesda missing bits out
The letter's under his bandana.
He got anything for me?
"Put your hand out."
"Uh no thanks"
"Come on man it's for you only come on just put your hand out and close your eyes."
You maxed pickpocket just so you could make this joke, didn't you?
LETS GET TO BASHING BUTTS
Hey, it's Speedy Delivery Guy, and has he got a package!
Luckily without SoS.
It's your dad's pocket watch.
Oh shit it's Randy and he's got his pants off!
he's going to pull the letter out of his ass
Your hands only ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tells you it's for your hands only proceeds to read it to you
The fucking courier reads my mail every time he hands shit to me. Looks like it's from the dark brotherhood, ok that's it!
At least you were not chillin in your pool in Lakeview manor with Serana, Karliah & Aela. Then all of a sudden a naked(SoS mod) courier runs at and and dives in the pool to deliver this line. I Fus-Ro-Daaaa'ed him right off my property. ...was flipping and flopping and make me re think my mod choices for a minute.
Hey at least he loyal, your hands only
Had a run in with this guy before, he hurt my feelings.
[PORN MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
I was so angry when Bethesda fixed this bug. Getting mail was hilarious.
Can't wait to read about this exact scenario on /r/nsfwskyrim
That's a good looking hair. Is that from a mod?
Is it his rock hard, cold nipples?
You going to jerk him off?
No, that was a double entendre.
fucking couriers scare me. They'll find you in your own nightmares.
LOL don't take it.
I see that you have uninstalled immersive armors mid playthrough. Good luck.
I got your letter from a friend right here
Maybe your mouth too.
I had always thought the courier was suppose to be naked until I started SE.
Explanation: This is a bug, or more accurately, developer oversight. All characters in the game have something called a gear table that allow them to upgrade their gear as you level up. This is why bandits start out with leather and iron gear and move up to steel and so on. The courier's table was accidentally left mostly blank so as you level up, he ends up with less and less clothes.
How does a bug like this even happen? It's so oddly specific.
I pay good money for those features.
THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH'S TAIL IS VIOLENTLY SHAKING. GET HIM!
Hahaha. This is the first game that i love so much, ive learned to embrace the silly bugs.
Somewhat relevant xkcd
Death for sale! Also flowers!
The colour of those flowers are as varied as his type(s) of armor.
Call 1-800-FLOWERS for all your mercenary needs.
War of the roses
What mod is that armor from?
You ever tried mercenary work? Might suit you.
A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?"
The master replied: “It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”
He probably gets a lot of funeral work.
Gold is gold
I'd rather be a warrior picking flowers than a flower picker in a war - some old dude
Aerith in disguise. She learned to protect her abdomen in this game.
Laugh all you want. Once he's done brewing more poison, y'all fukt.
Flores para los muertos!
hey cap'n! buy a flowa off a poohr gurhl
" I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
NOONE UPVOTE ITS AT 420
War were declared
The Nord who sold the world.
I was playing one of the Civil War quests on the Imperial side and my follower (Marcuriel) cast some AOE destruction spell which apparently hit Hadvar, so for the rest of the dungeon, Hadvar and Marcuriel would fight each other in every room until one of them dropped down on one knee, and then they would catch back up with the main group and continue this until I finally finished the quest and separated them both from each other. Luckily, Hadvar did not remember his vendetta next time we crossed paths.
Fuck nebulous individuals of indeterminate race, sex, and appearance who show up at odd moments to save the world whilst carrying out multitudinous acts of variable ethicality or not carrying out multitudinous acts of variable ethicality.
Dragon Breaks suck.
It's pretty old, but it still gets me
Every single time I think "I'm you... But stronger."
he's seen some shit
Leave poor Hadvar alone. He had to had to stand there and watch you transform into every race and morph your facial features and body type for two hours while you decided who you were going to be, only for you to be a donkis and look like him, mocking him. He's the true hero here. He felt sorry for you, felt like you should have gone free since you weren't on the list. Now, he had to watch what it would be like to have himself beheaded?
cue I'll Face Myself
I never get over the way he says "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to [...]". Like why is he speaking in a French accent...?
"A man be set free."
YEAHHH PUT EM DOWN!!
oh wait no don't put me down
Now I remember he is the good guy at the start of the game! I sided with imperial during civil war, after the battle of Windhelm this man continued to chase me and were always in a combat status. Tried to chopped him down but seems like his a important character and can not die. The bug was fixed by stand near him, save and restart the game. I'm on PS4 btw.
Whenever i see him all I can think of is Tobuscus's playthrough.
Hadvar: 'What are you doing in Skyrim?'
T: 'Youuuuuuur mother'
Captain, what should we do? I'm not on the list.
Forget the list. You go to the block.
Was this made by the same person who made Nazeem blast off into space whenever he mentions the Cloud District?
And strikes guards with lightning if they dare to mention arrows and knees in one sentence?
What is the ENB?
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Don't worry, you can have my sweetroll.
40 bounty added to Whiterun
For some reason, this mod stopped working for me after the first time. The "arrow in the knee" one works perfectly.
Can you guys recommend a good guide to installing mods? Tried it yesterday for a while but I couldn't get it to work.
Are these only on PC or can I download them for console?
Is this the one that adds sweettrolls?I was referring to this mod: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/11316/?
Edit: why am I getting downvoting for a legit question?
My favorite is the one that causes a bandit raid any time a guard complains about being bored
skyrim on potato
Your minecraft looks great, what shader/texture mods do you use?
Is that Runescape?
Looks like a combination of Zelda and Skyrim. Skrelda, if you will.
In an awful, disgusting kind of way, this actually looks good.
The new update to Runescape goes way too far from the original.
It's not even top-down, point-and-click!
Looks like some of those new minimalistic indie games.
Looks like a regular day in Elder Scrolls Online... Ah good times.
My eyes ... they burn.
Is this a mod?
WOW! What enb do you use? :D
Haha "xbox" :D
You're doing it wrong.
But where are the villagers who fight to the death if you kill the chicken?
Just kidding of course ;) here are a few more (better) ones: http://imgur.com/a/ArUqa
I was looking at the feathers and was like "damn what kind of insane texture mod is this can this even run on any computers" and then I saw the title
Can't tell if modded or if it's that strange thing called "real life"
I like the chicken
Would about to ask for your mod list not gonna lie.
I was like dang great texture mods.....Yeah took me longer than I would like.
It's heard about what you did to that chicken in Riverwood. It Knows.
Chicken Chaser! Do you chase chickens?!
Takes photo of chicken1000 bounty added to Whiterun
Takes photo of chicken
1000 bounty added to Whiterun
I came here expecting Dragons and centuries dead Draugr
There's no equivalent of a tank cannon aimed at you for looking at the chicken funny.
I honestly can't tell if these are screenshots or actual photos...
I only wish there were redwood trees in skyrim..
This mod looks very realistic... what is that ENB ?
If you can access the console IRL, select the chicken and type
setav confidence 4
setav aggression 3
and then stand back and watch the fun. :)
I doubt the creation engine will ever be able to push out such detail, not even a tech demo could.
Graphics mods just got kicked into 12th gear!
But where are the cheese wheels?
Why's the Chicken alive? You should be legging it to falkreath as fast as your little legs can carry while being chased by the villagers of riverwood by now.
100 bounty added to Whitrun
What mods are you using? :P
What mod is this?
So there I am returning home from a long trek up to Winterhold, with Lydia lagging somewhere behind on the road, when I'm assaulted by a few bandits just outside my front door. Cheeky buggers have clearly heard all about my precious butterfly in a jar and have come to swipe it.
Anyway, I drop one of them to his knees where upon he starts begging for mercy just as I spot 'Lydia' charging in from the distance. She must have taken be long way round so I leave her to club the poor guy to death whilst I turn my attention to the other pesky butterfly thief. Just as I'm taking aim at him I get hit, quite hard, and figure the guy begging for mercy must have had a quick rethink and decided to get in one last swipe before 'Lydia' sends him to Sovngard. I carry on with murdering his friend when I get hit once more, at which point I notice the Bandit Chief health bar which now dominates the top of my screen. So I turn just in time to note that 'Lydia' has now taken to sporting warpaint for some strange reason while also...cloning herself because Lydia proper has now decided to finally turn up, battle-axe in tow, to smash her doppelgangers head in.
These bandits will resort to anything to get their hands on my precious butterfly in a jar.
I love that Carved Nord armor has an open face; was always frustrating to see poor Lydia stuck behind some Steel Plate/Dwarven/Ebony facade. Like traveling with a robot. So glad when this was added with Dragonborn.
Those active quest markers...
Had the same problem when I freed whats his name grey mane from the thalamor. As soon as I walk outside there are 4 hired thugs waiting on me and all wearing the same armor as Lydia. Needless to say she got hit a few times.
Lydia in my game wears the same armor haha
Those Lakeview Bandits are sneaky little bastards
I always give Lydia the exact same armor. Picked it up off a dead bandit chief and gave it to her to hold, she put it on and I've left it ever since. Now I make it for her right off the bat when I first acquire her services in whitetun.
Or maybe this is what really happened...
Lydia and the bandit (we'll call her Lynda) were twins, but unlike most twins they never got along. Both were intelligent and ambitious, but frequently their competitive natures pitted them against each other, leading to arguments, accusations, and nasty confrontations. Finally they severed their family relationship and went their separate ways.
Years later, Lydia has worked hard to become a successful and upstanding member of Nord society, eventually becoming the reliable and steadfast housecarl of none other than the Dragonborn. Lynda, meanwhile, drifts into a bad crowd, starts stealing and raiding, and eventually forms her own band of cutthroats, becoming one of the most feared bandit chiefs in all of Skyrim.
Then one fateful day, the sisters meet again... with tragic results.
What kind of armor is that?
My Lydia had Nordic Carved armor for a while, but I switched to glass for the lighter load it gave her so she could carry more stuff.
Now I've upgraded to all DragonScale.
I like the way Nordic Carved Armor looks on Lydia. And I love the Nordic weapons. Underrated set.
How do you know you killed the right one?
The bandits are learning. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Never worked for me
I don't quite get it
how did you zoom it in so much?
I... I am genuinely speechless.
Why is Raiden riding a chi-...You know what? nvm. I've seen enough of Reddit for today.
If it hasn't crashed keep going
10/10 would overdose again
You should tag posts with NSFW when you post adult links.
Those're some seriously high-quality birds.
Also: is that Tyrael?
Looks like a successful test of the Infinite Improbability Drive.
Dude... what ENB are you using!?
This weekend, I used OK_ Custom followers and guild starter beta to basically turn Lakeview Manor into a harem anime. I will never cease to be amazed at how much effort people will put into adding massive, jiggly boobs to Skyrim.
I also found a really nice looking eyeglasses mod, so that was nice.
Link? and Raiden?
Are Link and the white teddy bear... cock fighting?
As a huge MK fan now I have to go play Skyrim again....as Raiden!
Zelda xd 😂
ITS TIME TO STOP
No such thing.
mod list pls
When i see stuff like this it makes me think of the movies where the first test of an experimental revolutionary new energy source (usually some sort of nuclear fusion) is underway and it all is looking good.
They clap and high five and, and one of the guys squeezes the other's shoulders at the excitement of how well this is all going!!!
Then a scientist says "Uh, what's this?" And it flashes to a screen.
Another witness to this event says "well that can't be right? Did you remember to-"
"Shit" the protagonist says
" I TOLD YOU, IF YOU DON'T STABALIZE THE REACTOR MODULES, THE BETA DRIVERS ARE GONNA GO INTO OVERDRIVE!!! THAT MEANS...."
The screens all stsrt turning from green to red, equalizer bars shoot to the very top, you hear a loud buzzing as the machine starts to shake, people start running from the room when the protagonist yells at the top of his lungs
"SHUT IT DOWN!!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!!
They flip a large switch and evrrything cools down and everyone brrathes a sigh of relief.
"That was a close one!" Someone says.
And now our hero has finished the first half hour of our film and has 60 minutes left to figure out what went wrong. But now he has to deal with a innocent bystander who gained some power from this event, and is out for revenge.
It's wabbit season.
Anothaw wabbit's deadI'm a wabbit swayerA guitaw pwayawWith a nasty habbit
Never should have come, hare.
You picked the wrong time to get lost friend... says to the rabbit LOL.
It could have easily been the Rabbit of Caerbannog, it's best to be safe.
It could have been a wizard
Side question, why does the movement feel so slow and so smooth to me? What's different than the vanilla?
Reminds me of a time I was traveling by Black Briar Manor. The guards there were warning me to keep my distance. As I turn my back, I hear the classic "Picked a bad time to get lost, friend..." and turn around to prepare for battle. Except I turn around to see the guard hack down an unsuspecting rogue chicken that wandered onto the estate. Little gems like these make this game great.
I see what you did there, you frenzied* that rabbit
That's what happens when the combat music starts up but the only enemy you see is a rabbit...
Khajiit likes this thing. It would be a shame if you were to lose it.
Looks really cool! Hand made or bought?
Looks like someone carved that out of a Chipoor snippet.
That's awesome! It's a constant for my main. So coool :]
Is your father still alive?
That's so cool!
You made it yourself?
COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD REPRESENT!
Adds 100 health, stamina, magicka.
Adds 200 boyfriend points.
So. Do you escape the dungheap of mortality to visit the cloud district often?
This is why Necromancers are outcast in Skyrim.
Nazeem doesn't get to the cloud district much anymore.
Let me show you the power of Tacos
Now THATS necromancy!
Dont know if its glitched or a mod doing it but Heimskr is silent in my game. You can interact with him and stuff but he doesn't do his usual shouting and proselyting, he just stands there silently.
Are they any good? Have you equipped good weapons on them?
I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEE... I can't watch at that character without smiling after Manslay3r's videos :)
My Poked-Full-of-Holes Manz. Let me show you them.
Get Summermyst. Give Nazeem a weapon with Threshold Throw (target gets stacking X curse points for X seconds. When this exceeds health, target is thrown). Name it "The Cloud District".Give Heimskr a warhammer. Any enchantment, but name it "LOVE!"
theyll hear em long before they see em
Not as good as the mighty bugged double-cicero thrall
I'd much rather hear them groaning than the usual crap they have to say :P
On nice, quiet evenings, I like to go down into my wine corpse cellar and browse my collection. Some of my favorite vintages include:
Sild the Warlock - 21st of Frost Fall, 4E 202.
Nazeem - 15th of Morning Star, 4E 203.
Heimskr - 3rd of Rain's Hand, 4E 203.
A little to the left
Keeps happening to me too in my Lakeview Manor
"To me, To you To me, To you"
"Ah that'll do"
The actual struggle. It did that to me with a war hammer.
I tried to put the staff of Magnus in a display case.
It started floating next to me.
Here at Gamembryo our motto is: Close Enough.
Jaxonz Positioner is an awesome mod. Too bad it isn't available for SE.
I hear you, OP. I've got a statue of Dibella that keeps respawning at my front door. Standing up. Try getting that thing stood up on any surface. I just ignore it anymore. And why does it always grab the base when you pick it up?
I punish the random Thieves in the towns for several reasons:
The whole fucking town is attacking them so they are obviously not very good Thieves.
I've never seen them down the Flaggon so I can safely assume they are freelance and not members of the guild, therefore they are fair game.
Several of them have tried to rob me when out questing in the wilds.
I don't like the Thieves Guild in this game. In Oblivion they were nicer and a bit noble and weren't in the pocket of nobles. In Skyrim they allow you to ignore the old rules and they are not nice to beggars. Its the same problem I have with the Dark Brotherhood.
I just beheaded one on the road just out side of Winterhold lol
They look all cool in their outfits but the outfit isn't there when you loot them. After they die, of course. In town, the guards take care of that. In the wild, you or your companion does. This applies to thieves and assassins.
Astrid. I'm going to find a way to kill you. Soon.
Nice tail, INIGO approves of your purple fur.
GUTTER amateurs!! Haha amirite, Justin?
i loved doing assassin work, but when i went to riften and joined the Thieves Guild, I felt bad. Killing randos is fun, but shaking down mom and pops for some coin seems 1) vile and 2) beneath me
I've played Diablo before. ;-)
Bloody Corruption vs Dark Veiled Justice
Anu and Padomay, more like.
I think you've got some Blizzard in your Bethesda, there.
I don't recall being subscribed to /r/Diablo
Yeah they both look way better than vanilla textures
Is than an Aedra?
Tyrael is such a badass. My Argonian is named Tyrael.
It's almost unbelievable that's a screenshot. Well done.
which is which? hard to tell nowadays..
This looks like Fable.
What mods, if any, are at work here OP? I love angelic aesthetics
And somewhere off in the way distance, a slaughterfish detects you
If you look really close, there's some wierd guy in mismatched armour eating 17 entire cheese wheels with a troll frozen in time in front of him
How did you make this?
That's a pretty cool cap. How did you make it?
Taken from the White Gold Tower?
This really is amazing
This is incredible
I see what you did there
I can't remember the location, but I once found a dead body lying over a grindstone, where the body was positioned so that his face was barely touching the stone. The guy literally "kept his nose to the grindstone"
Not sure, but I think I never found leveling Smithing that bad because I completed Hearthstone as quickly as I could, including doing all the decorating myself for one of the houses. After that, it didn't take much more to get the rest of the way.
Lol I'd say its "you are carrying too much to run" in the top left and an inventory full of 500 iron daggers
Didn't Oblivion have it to where blacksmiths could upgrade your weapons and armor for a fee?
Hey, I don't have to put up with that. I'm rich! (I use skill trainers)
"Make dwarven bow"
"Leather Bracers (57)"
Leveling Smithing summed up in one video
I don't see any iron daggers anywhere!
Just fast travelled to Reachwater Rock, when I heard sounds of battle from above.
Tearing up the mountain side, I found this guy and his friend taking on the Forsworn alone.
So I helped.
Then, along came a dragon.
His friend died trying to run away, but this dude stood at my side the whole time.
And, after it was all said and done, he went right on back to eating his bread.
i killed nilsine shatter-shield with an arrow in the back while she was sitting by the fireplace in her house.
then went back in later to get tova's key to hjerim. the father, torbjorn, came in, saw his daughter dead and said 'no no no this can't be happening!'
he then promptly sat down in the chair opposite said dead daughter, starting eating bread and telling me not to bother his mourning wife, who was also dead in the next room. love skyrim.
"Is it weird that I'm still hungry?"
What a loafer
"Asshole Dragon didn't even toast the bread for me." -guard, probably
Some people mourn, others make jokes.
Then there's this fat bastard...
Reminded me of this scene
Well he is a Nord.
"Well, life must go on. Also, my snack."
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