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#1 Uh yeah, totally. Could be anyone...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • notacompletemonster
    323 points Jan 13,2017, 1:46pm
  • ChEeTAh3
    191 points Jan 13,2017, 1:54pm

    U are clearly not a spy , u don't even have a disguise !!!

  • Thee_Ph3n0m12
    52 points Jan 13,2017, 3:39pm

    Weird, I feel like I get attacked on sight by imperials, even wearing regular armor. Does it have to do with me being past a certain point in the quest line (I've taken whiterun)? Or is it because at one point when they weren't attacking me on sight, I started killing groups of traveling imperials because it's what a true son of Skyrim would do...

  • Rogue_freeman
    16 points Jan 13,2017, 4:19pm

    breath

    A CIVILIAN?

    HOW THE HELL DID A CIVILIAN GET ON THIS BASE?!

  • SchrodingersNinja
    14 points Jan 13,2017, 3:36pm

    Really too bad they didn't have more options for Stormcloak armor.

  • zombiegamer723
    13 points Jan 13,2017, 4:14pm

    I think it's the dude on the left. He looks shifty as fuck.

  • JayMcGoo
    13 points Jan 13,2017, 3:05pm

    It's so overt, it's COVERT!

  • no-name-entered
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 5:43pm

    "Hey uh, down with Ulfric! Am I right guys?"

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    2 points Jan 13,2017, 5:05pm

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  • mrkernels
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 5:35pm

    Judging by your armor, I'd say you're an Imperial scout. If so, well met.

  • mannequinbeater
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 6:22pm

    That's something that bothered me. In Oblivion, you could get the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal and be attacked by any town guard if spotted. Why not make that attribute unique to any armor of certain factions? If you're wearing Stormcloak armor, why not be attacked by Imperial soldiers?

  • rsyay
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 7:52pm

    Makes you wonder why they didn't implicate the FNV factions mechanics in Skyrim

  • thiskal
    4 points Jan 13,2017, 1:59pm

    they don't suspect a thing!

  • MajorMoustache
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 5:05pm

    This summarizes why I never spent so much time in Skyrim. It's just not immersive and this is just an example of many. I must say it's funny for the first 3 times when you met a guard which says I have to look out for dragons while is getting flamed by one, but it made Skyrim feel like a dollhouse for me. Even the static personalities in Morrowind made me feel more like I was in a real world.

  • Count_Cuckenstein
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 4:52pm

    There's a spy creepin' 'round here!

  • DRAGON582
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 6:13pm

    It's obvious, they recognize the bulge

  • GroovingPict
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 6:19pm
  • Lexinoz
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 6:34pm

    This is something I miss from other games. That the NPC's reaction changes based on what you're wearing. I think even previous TES games had that to some extent. I mean, currently it's only based on how high some skills are. "Oh hey could you enchant this sword for me seeing as you're level 30+ in enchanting?"

  • evan466
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 7:12pm

    You're in uniform so you wouldn't count as a spy.

  • TheMajesticFalcon
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 8:13pm

    Reminds me of a time in Fallout New Vegas where an NCR soldier came and talked to me giving me a quest in the middle of Cottonwood Cove.

  • bluedanieru
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 8:50pm

    no excuse for not using some kind of open helmet mod in this, tyool 2017

    I prefer: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15927/?

  • PillowTalk420
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 9:02pm

    Nah, you misunderstand. That dude is actually an Imperial spy about to go into Stormcloak territory and his buddies are reminding him to keep an eye out for spies on the otherside.

  • Draegur
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 9:12pm

    And take off that damned armor you ganked from a stormcloak you killed; it's filthy, you don't know where the blood that made those stains has been!

  • elguapo1991
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 4:51pm

    Reminds me of this carbot wow short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lSGQGzHyDA

  • Vestar5
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 8:54pm

    What a charmed existence the users of this subreddit must have. you look at an embarassing failure of a RPG, just naked greed from multi-millionaires who don't care about the quality of their product or the people who use it. and you just think it's hiliarious.

    it's true what the say: simple minds simple pleasures.

COMMENTS

  • notacompletemonster
    323 points Jan 13,2017, 1:46pm
  • ChEeTAh3
    191 points Jan 13,2017, 1:54pm

    U are clearly not a spy , u don't even have a disguise !!!

  • Thee_Ph3n0m12
    52 points Jan 13,2017, 3:39pm

    Weird, I feel like I get attacked on sight by imperials, even wearing regular armor. Does it have to do with me being past a certain point in the quest line (I've taken whiterun)? Or is it because at one point when they weren't attacking me on sight, I started killing groups of traveling imperials because it's what a true son of Skyrim would do...

  • gregIsBae
    138 points Jan 13,2017, 1:55pm

    They should attack you on sight if wearing stormcloaks armour..

    Fucking Bethesda missing bits out

  • Rogue_freeman
    16 points Jan 13,2017, 4:19pm

    breath

    A CIVILIAN?

    HOW THE HELL DID A CIVILIAN GET ON THIS BASE?!

  • SchrodingersNinja
    14 points Jan 13,2017, 3:36pm

    Really too bad they didn't have more options for Stormcloak armor.

  • zombiegamer723
    13 points Jan 13,2017, 4:14pm

    I think it's the dude on the left. He looks shifty as fuck.

  • JayMcGoo
    13 points Jan 13,2017, 3:05pm

    It's so overt, it's COVERT!

  • no-name-entered
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 5:43pm

    "Hey uh, down with Ulfric! Am I right guys?"

  • TotesMessenger
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 5:05pm

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  • mrkernels
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 5:35pm

    Judging by your armor, I'd say you're an Imperial scout. If so, well met.

  • mannequinbeater
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 6:22pm

    That's something that bothered me. In Oblivion, you could get the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal and be attacked by any town guard if spotted. Why not make that attribute unique to any armor of certain factions? If you're wearing Stormcloak armor, why not be attacked by Imperial soldiers?

  • rsyay
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 7:52pm

    Makes you wonder why they didn't implicate the FNV factions mechanics in Skyrim

  • thiskal
    4 points Jan 13,2017, 1:59pm

    they don't suspect a thing!

  • MajorMoustache
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 5:05pm

    This summarizes why I never spent so much time in Skyrim. It's just not immersive and this is just an example of many. I must say it's funny for the first 3 times when you met a guard which says I have to look out for dragons while is getting flamed by one, but it made Skyrim feel like a dollhouse for me. Even the static personalities in Morrowind made me feel more like I was in a real world.

  • Count_Cuckenstein
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 4:52pm

    There's a spy creepin' 'round here!

  • DRAGON582
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 6:13pm

    It's obvious, they recognize the bulge

  • GroovingPict
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 6:19pm
  • Lexinoz
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 6:34pm

    This is something I miss from other games. That the NPC's reaction changes based on what you're wearing. I think even previous TES games had that to some extent. I mean, currently it's only based on how high some skills are. "Oh hey could you enchant this sword for me seeing as you're level 30+ in enchanting?"

  • evan466
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 7:12pm

    You're in uniform so you wouldn't count as a spy.

  • TheMajesticFalcon
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 8:13pm

    Reminds me of a time in Fallout New Vegas where an NCR soldier came and talked to me giving me a quest in the middle of Cottonwood Cove.

  • bluedanieru
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 8:50pm

    no excuse for not using some kind of open helmet mod in this, tyool 2017

    I prefer: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15927/?

  • PillowTalk420
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 9:02pm

    Nah, you misunderstand. That dude is actually an Imperial spy about to go into Stormcloak territory and his buddies are reminding him to keep an eye out for spies on the otherside.

  • Draegur
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 9:12pm

    And take off that damned armor you ganked from a stormcloak you killed; it's filthy, you don't know where the blood that made those stains has been!

  • elguapo1991
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 4:51pm

    Reminds me of this carbot wow short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lSGQGzHyDA

  • Vestar5
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 8:54pm

    What a charmed existence the users of this subreddit must have. you look at an embarassing failure of a RPG, just naked greed from multi-millionaires who don't care about the quality of their product or the people who use it. and you just think it's hiliarious.

    it's true what the say: simple minds simple pleasures.

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#2 uhm no thanks.... you can keep it

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • all4reddit
    525 points Jan 11,2017, 6:05am

    It's ok.

    The letter's under his bandana.

  • Gayfella83
    209 points Jan 11,2017, 8:39am

    He got anything for me?

  • X3liteninjaX
    77 points Jan 11,2017, 12:10pm

    "Put your hand out."

    "What?"

    "Put your hand out."

    "Uh no thanks"

    "Come on man it's for you only come on just put your hand out and close your eyes."

  • bgey
    285 points Jan 11,2017, 6:40am

    You maxed pickpocket just so you could make this joke, didn't you?

  • Generalkrunk
    59 points Jan 11,2017, 12:34pm

    LETS GET TO BASHING BUTTS

  • theDangerJack
    21 points Jan 11,2017, 11:04am

    Hey, it's Speedy Delivery Guy, and has he got a package!

  • Rogue_freeman
    12 points Jan 11,2017, 1:08pm

    yes

  • IHaTeD2
    9 points Jan 11,2017, 1:11pm

    Luckily without SoS.

  • chatsubobar
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 12:55pm

    "Candygram"

  • ericcl2013
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 3:01pm

    It's your dad's pocket watch.

  • MyOutputInYourInput
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 1:25pm

    Oh shit it's Randy and he's got his pants off!

  • soccerkid9
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 2:56pm

    he's going to pull the letter out of his ass

  • MrNebul4
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 3:09pm

    Your hands only ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • PickleSlice
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 3:36pm

    Tells you it's for your hands only proceeds to read it to you

  • HeallunRumblebelly
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 4:02pm

    The fucking courier reads my mail every time he hands shit to me. Looks like it's from the dark brotherhood, ok that's it!

  • JustCallMeZero
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 4:57pm

    At least you were not chillin in your pool in Lakeview manor with Serana, Karliah & Aela. Then all of a sudden a naked(SoS mod) courier runs at and and dives in the pool to deliver this line. I Fus-Ro-Daaaa'ed him right off my property. ...was flipping and flopping and make me re think my mod choices for a minute.

  • souljabri557
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 5:06pm

    Hey at least he loyal, your hands only

  • Marlfox70
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 6:04pm
  • angrybluechair
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 1:18pm

    [PORN MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

  • Special_Tay
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 1:38pm

    I was so angry when Bethesda fixed this bug. Getting mail was hilarious.

  • filthyforsworn
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 1:29pm

    Can't wait to read about this exact scenario on /r/nsfwskyrim

  • MrTristano
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 8:30am
  • ChildLikEsper
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 1:04pm

    That's a good looking hair. Is that from a mod?

  • mistermayn
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 3:26pm

    Is it his rock hard, cold nipples?

  • Nate0110
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 4:35pm

    You going to jerk him off?

    No, that was a double entendre.

  • RadleyCunningham
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 6:30pm

    fucking couriers scare me. They'll find you in your own nightmares.

  • hildra
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 7:22pm

    LOL don't take it.

  • whatitdo6
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 7:23pm

    I see that you have uninstalled immersive armors mid playthrough. Good luck.

  • Critterkhan
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 2:55pm

    "Strippergram!"

  • spoonman25
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 4:30pm

    I got your letter from a friend right here

  • mama_tom
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 7:10pm

    Maybe your mouth too.

  • waterRK9
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 8:47pm

    I had always thought the courier was suppose to be naked until I started SE.

  • ruhl1981
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 11:57am

    That's funny

  • mojo501
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 6:15pm

    😂

COMMENTS

  • all4reddit
    525 points Jan 11,2017, 6:05am

    It's ok.

    The letter's under his bandana.

  • Gayfella83
    209 points Jan 11,2017, 8:39am

    He got anything for me?

  • X3liteninjaX
    77 points Jan 11,2017, 12:10pm

    "Put your hand out."

    "What?"

    "Put your hand out."

    "Uh no thanks"

    "Come on man it's for you only come on just put your hand out and close your eyes."

  • PoeGhost
    56 points Jan 11,2017, 1:32pm

    Explanation: This is a bug, or more accurately, developer oversight. All characters in the game have something called a gear table that allow them to upgrade their gear as you level up. This is why bandits start out with leather and iron gear and move up to steel and so on. The courier's table was accidentally left mostly blank so as you level up, he ends up with less and less clothes.

  • bgey
    285 points Jan 11,2017, 6:40am

    You maxed pickpocket just so you could make this joke, didn't you?

  • Generalkrunk
    59 points Jan 11,2017, 12:34pm

    LETS GET TO BASHING BUTTS

  • theDangerJack
    21 points Jan 11,2017, 11:04am

    Hey, it's Speedy Delivery Guy, and has he got a package!

  • Rogue_freeman
    12 points Jan 11,2017, 1:08pm

    yes

  • IHaTeD2
    9 points Jan 11,2017, 1:11pm

    Luckily without SoS.

  • chatsubobar
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 12:55pm

    "Candygram"

  • ericcl2013
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 3:01pm

    It's your dad's pocket watch.

  • MyOutputInYourInput
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 1:25pm

    Oh shit it's Randy and he's got his pants off!

  • soccerkid9
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 2:56pm

    he's going to pull the letter out of his ass

  • MrNebul4
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 3:09pm

    Your hands only ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • PickleSlice
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 3:36pm

    Tells you it's for your hands only proceeds to read it to you

  • HeallunRumblebelly
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 4:02pm

    The fucking courier reads my mail every time he hands shit to me. Looks like it's from the dark brotherhood, ok that's it!

  • JustCallMeZero
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 4:57pm

    At least you were not chillin in your pool in Lakeview manor with Serana, Karliah & Aela. Then all of a sudden a naked(SoS mod) courier runs at and and dives in the pool to deliver this line. I Fus-Ro-Daaaa'ed him right off my property. ...was flipping and flopping and make me re think my mod choices for a minute.

  • souljabri557
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 5:06pm

    Hey at least he loyal, your hands only

  • Marlfox70
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 6:04pm
  • angrybluechair
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 1:18pm

    [PORN MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

  • Special_Tay
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 1:38pm

    I was so angry when Bethesda fixed this bug. Getting mail was hilarious.

  • filthyforsworn
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 1:29pm

    Can't wait to read about this exact scenario on /r/nsfwskyrim

  • MrTristano
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 8:30am
  • ChildLikEsper
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 1:04pm

    That's a good looking hair. Is that from a mod?

  • mistermayn
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 3:26pm

    Is it his rock hard, cold nipples?

  • Nate0110
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 4:35pm

    You going to jerk him off?

    No, that was a double entendre.

  • RadleyCunningham
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 6:30pm

    fucking couriers scare me. They'll find you in your own nightmares.

  • hildra
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 7:22pm

    LOL don't take it.

  • whatitdo6
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 7:23pm

    I see that you have uninstalled immersive armors mid playthrough. Good luck.

  • Critterkhan
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 2:55pm

    "Strippergram!"

  • spoonman25
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 4:30pm

    I got your letter from a friend right here

  • mama_tom
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 7:10pm

    Maybe your mouth too.

  • waterRK9
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 8:47pm

    I had always thought the courier was suppose to be naked until I started SE.

  • ruhl1981
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 11:57am

    That's funny

  • mojo501
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 6:15pm

    😂

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#3 Don't ever change Bethesda

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • ChrisSweet93
    17 points Jan 13,2017, 8:25pm

    How does a bug like this even happen? It's so oddly specific.

  • PolaroidsOfPenguins
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 8:16pm

    I pay good money for those features.

  • ItsBlinkzz
    4 points Jan 13,2017, 8:10pm

    THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH'S TAIL IS VIOLENTLY SHAKING. GET HIM!

  • 11111one11111
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 8:24pm

    Literally unplayable

  • c4t4ly5t
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 8:43pm

    Hahaha. This is the first game that i love so much, ive learned to embrace the silly bugs.

COMMENTS

  • ChrisSweet93
    17 points Jan 13,2017, 8:25pm

    How does a bug like this even happen? It's so oddly specific.

  • PolaroidsOfPenguins
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 8:16pm

    I pay good money for those features.

  • ItsBlinkzz
    4 points Jan 13,2017, 8:10pm

    THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH'S TAIL IS VIOLENTLY SHAKING. GET HIM!

  • JackFlynt
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 7:55pm
  • 11111one11111
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 8:24pm

    Literally unplayable

  • c4t4ly5t
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 8:43pm

    Hahaha. This is the first game that i love so much, ive learned to embrace the silly bugs.

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#4 When the war starts and you begin questioning your career choice...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Fishooked
    194 points Jan 12,2017, 7:43am

    Death for sale! Also flowers!

  • DoctorAlcatraz
    72 points Jan 12,2017, 8:19am

    The colour of those flowers are as varied as his type(s) of armor.

  • VoteBurtonForGod
    36 points Jan 12,2017, 12:47pm

    Call 1-800-FLOWERS for all your mercenary needs.

  • carthalawns_best
    14 points Jan 12,2017, 2:39pm

    War of the roses

  • Hismop
    11 points Jan 12,2017, 7:50am

    What mod is that armor from?

  • zealotlee
    11 points Jan 12,2017, 4:32pm

    You ever tried mercenary work? Might suit you.

  • doughboy334
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 8:04pm

    A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?"

    The master replied: “It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”

  • Fishooked
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 2:52pm

    He probably gets a lot of funeral work.

  • Polite_Rude_Boy
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 4:19pm

    Gold is gold

  • knightmare907
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 6:47pm

    I'd rather be a warrior picking flowers than a flower picker in a war - some old dude

  • social_sin
    2 points Jan 12,2017, 4:31pm

    Aerith in disguise. She learned to protect her abdomen in this game.

  • Evilandlazy
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 8:48pm

    Laugh all you want. Once he's done brewing more poison, y'all fukt.

  • Benthos
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 8:55pm
  • militaryintelligence
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 9:06pm

    hey cap'n! buy a flowa off a poohr gurhl

  • Immaculate_Candiru_
    -1 points Jan 12,2017, 11:05am

    " I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

  • AJordan44
    -15 points Jan 12,2017, 2:12pm

    NOONE UPVOTE ITS AT 420

COMMENTS

  • Fishooked
    194 points Jan 12,2017, 7:43am

    Death for sale! Also flowers!

  • DoctorAlcatraz
    72 points Jan 12,2017, 8:19am

    The colour of those flowers are as varied as his type(s) of armor.

  • VoteBurtonForGod
    36 points Jan 12,2017, 12:47pm

    Call 1-800-FLOWERS for all your mercenary needs.

  • amityvilletoaster
    15 points Jan 12,2017, 1:46pm

    War were declared

  • carthalawns_best
    14 points Jan 12,2017, 2:39pm

    War of the roses

  • Hismop
    11 points Jan 12,2017, 7:50am

    What mod is that armor from?

  • zealotlee
    11 points Jan 12,2017, 4:32pm

    You ever tried mercenary work? Might suit you.

  • doughboy334
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 8:04pm

    A student said to his master: "You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?"

    The master replied: “It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”

  • Fishooked
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 2:52pm

    He probably gets a lot of funeral work.

  • Polite_Rude_Boy
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 4:19pm

    Gold is gold

  • knightmare907
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 6:47pm

    I'd rather be a warrior picking flowers than a flower picker in a war - some old dude

  • social_sin
    2 points Jan 12,2017, 4:31pm

    Aerith in disguise. She learned to protect her abdomen in this game.

  • Evilandlazy
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 8:48pm

    Laugh all you want. Once he's done brewing more poison, y'all fukt.

  • Benthos
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 8:55pm
  • militaryintelligence
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 9:06pm

    hey cap'n! buy a flowa off a poohr gurhl

  • Immaculate_Candiru_
    -1 points Jan 12,2017, 11:05am

    " I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

  • AJordan44
    -15 points Jan 12,2017, 2:12pm

    NOONE UPVOTE ITS AT 420

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#5 Poor Hadvar

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • noshavenoever
    122 points Jan 09,2017, 11:49am

    The Nord who sold the world.

  • imyxle
    75 points Jan 09,2017, 1:07pm

    I was playing one of the Civil War quests on the Imperial side and my follower (Marcuriel) cast some AOE destruction spell which apparently hit Hadvar, so for the rest of the dungeon, Hadvar and Marcuriel would fight each other in every room until one of them dropped down on one knee, and then they would catch back up with the main group and continue this until I finally finished the quest and separated them both from each other. Luckily, Hadvar did not remember his vendetta next time we crossed paths.

  • The_Grubby_One
    27 points Jan 09,2017, 2:26pm

    Dear Diary,

    Fuck nebulous individuals of indeterminate race, sex, and appearance who show up at odd moments to save the world whilst carrying out multitudinous acts of variable ethicality or not carrying out multitudinous acts of variable ethicality.

    Dragon Breaks suck.

  • bloodyXcupcakes
    44 points Jan 09,2017, 10:59am

    It's pretty old, but it still gets me

  • filthyforsworn
    7 points Jan 09,2017, 2:16pm

    Every single time I think "I'm you... But stronger."

  • Darthfenrir489
    5 points Jan 09,2017, 12:12pm

    he's seen some shit

  • AlderaanPlaces69
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 8:58pm

    Leave poor Hadvar alone. He had to had to stand there and watch you transform into every race and morph your facial features and body type for two hours while you decided who you were going to be, only for you to be a donkis and look like him, mocking him. He's the true hero here. He felt sorry for you, felt like you should have gone free since you weren't on the list. Now, he had to watch what it would be like to have himself beheaded?

  • AlexanderTsukurov
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 11:34am

    Twinception

  • RicoRavioli
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 5:22pm

    Quality meme

  • deathschemist
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:46pm

    cue I'll Face Myself

  • 2186
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 7:04pm

    I never get over the way he says "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to [...]". Like why is he speaking in a French accent...?

  • Lucasy007
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:28pm

    "A man be set free."

  • DJDomTom
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 9:10pm

    YEAHHH PUT EM DOWN!!

    oh wait no don't put me down

  • Ryutan
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 3:25pm

    Now I remember he is the good guy at the start of the game! I sided with imperial during civil war, after the battle of Windhelm this man continued to chase me and were always in a combat status. Tried to chopped him down but seems like his a important character and can not die. The bug was fixed by stand near him, save and restart the game. I'm on PS4 btw.

  • LifeGuru13
    -20 points Jan 09,2017, 11:15am

    Whenever i see him all I can think of is Tobuscus's playthrough.

    Hadvar: 'What are you doing in Skyrim?'

    T: 'Youuuuuuur mother'

COMMENTS

  • noshavenoever
    122 points Jan 09,2017, 11:49am

    The Nord who sold the world.

  • imyxle
    75 points Jan 09,2017, 1:07pm

    I was playing one of the Civil War quests on the Imperial side and my follower (Marcuriel) cast some AOE destruction spell which apparently hit Hadvar, so for the rest of the dungeon, Hadvar and Marcuriel would fight each other in every room until one of them dropped down on one knee, and then they would catch back up with the main group and continue this until I finally finished the quest and separated them both from each other. Luckily, Hadvar did not remember his vendetta next time we crossed paths.

  • The_Grubby_One
    27 points Jan 09,2017, 2:26pm

    Dear Diary,

    Fuck nebulous individuals of indeterminate race, sex, and appearance who show up at odd moments to save the world whilst carrying out multitudinous acts of variable ethicality or not carrying out multitudinous acts of variable ethicality.

    Dragon Breaks suck.

  • axelnight
    12 points Jan 09,2017, 7:37pm

    Captain, what should we do? I'm not on the list.

    Forget the list. You go to the block.

  • bloodyXcupcakes
    44 points Jan 09,2017, 10:59am

    It's pretty old, but it still gets me

  • filthyforsworn
    7 points Jan 09,2017, 2:16pm

    Every single time I think "I'm you... But stronger."

  • Darthfenrir489
    5 points Jan 09,2017, 12:12pm

    he's seen some shit

  • AlderaanPlaces69
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 8:58pm

    Leave poor Hadvar alone. He had to had to stand there and watch you transform into every race and morph your facial features and body type for two hours while you decided who you were going to be, only for you to be a donkis and look like him, mocking him. He's the true hero here. He felt sorry for you, felt like you should have gone free since you weren't on the list. Now, he had to watch what it would be like to have himself beheaded?

  • AlexanderTsukurov
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 11:34am

    Twinception

  • RicoRavioli
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 5:22pm

    Quality meme

  • deathschemist
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:46pm

    cue I'll Face Myself

  • 2186
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 7:04pm

    I never get over the way he says "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to [...]". Like why is he speaking in a French accent...?

  • Lucasy007
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:28pm

    "A man be set free."

  • DJDomTom
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 9:10pm

    YEAHHH PUT EM DOWN!!

    oh wait no don't put me down

  • Ryutan
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 3:25pm

    Now I remember he is the good guy at the start of the game! I sided with imperial during civil war, after the battle of Windhelm this man continued to chase me and were always in a combat status. Tried to chopped him down but seems like his a important character and can not die. The bug was fixed by stand near him, save and restart the game. I'm on PS4 btw.

  • LifeGuru13
    -20 points Jan 09,2017, 11:15am

    Whenever i see him all I can think of is Tobuscus's playthrough.

    Hadvar: 'What are you doing in Skyrim?'

    T: 'Youuuuuuur mother'

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#6 I never regretted installing this sweet(roll) mod

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • ShnyFlygon
    199 points Jan 15,2017, 6:43am

    Was this made by the same person who made Nazeem blast off into space whenever he mentions the Cloud District?

    And strikes guards with lightning if they dare to mention arrows and knees in one sentence?

  • LavaMeteor
    21 points Jan 15,2017, 6:34am

    What is the ENB?

  • Rogue_freeman
    21 points Jan 15,2017, 9:09am

    Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

    Don't worry, you can have my sweetroll.

  • iorgfeflkd
    19 points Jan 15,2017, 10:09am

    40 bounty added to Whiterun

  • XQrkConfinement
    3 points Jan 15,2017, 1:50pm

    For some reason, this mod stopped working for me after the first time. The "arrow in the knee" one works perfectly.

  • Fleixtastic
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 3:21pm

    Can you guys recommend a good guide to installing mods? Tried it yesterday for a while but I couldn't get it to work.

  • Keeneh15
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 4:30pm

    Are these only on PC or can I download them for console?

  • RexUmbr4e
    -7 points Jan 15,2017, 6:49am

    Is this the one that adds sweettrolls?I was referring to this mod: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/11316/?

    Edit: why am I getting downvoting for a legit question?

COMMENTS

  • ShnyFlygon
    199 points Jan 15,2017, 6:43am

    Was this made by the same person who made Nazeem blast off into space whenever he mentions the Cloud District?

    And strikes guards with lightning if they dare to mention arrows and knees in one sentence?

  • LavaMeteor
    21 points Jan 15,2017, 6:34am

    What is the ENB?

  • Rogue_freeman
    21 points Jan 15,2017, 9:09am

    Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

    Don't worry, you can have my sweetroll.

  • Empanser
    18 points Jan 15,2017, 3:18pm

    My favorite is the one that causes a bandit raid any time a guard complains about being bored

  • iorgfeflkd
    19 points Jan 15,2017, 10:09am

    40 bounty added to Whiterun

  • XQrkConfinement
    3 points Jan 15,2017, 1:50pm

    For some reason, this mod stopped working for me after the first time. The "arrow in the knee" one works perfectly.

  • Fleixtastic
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 3:21pm

    Can you guys recommend a good guide to installing mods? Tried it yesterday for a while but I couldn't get it to work.

  • Keeneh15
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 4:30pm

    Are these only on PC or can I download them for console?

  • RexUmbr4e
    -7 points Jan 15,2017, 6:49am

    Is this the one that adds sweettrolls?I was referring to this mod: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/11316/?

    Edit: why am I getting downvoting for a legit question?

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#7 Skyrim Is Beautiful

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Nobutthenagain
    139 points Jan 12,2017, 6:05am

    skyrim on potato

  • bastix2
    97 points Jan 12,2017, 5:32am

    Your minecraft looks great, what shader/texture mods do you use?

  • caramon770
    29 points Jan 12,2017, 9:51am

    Is that Runescape?

  • Offended_Christian
    23 points Jan 12,2017, 7:17am

    Looks like a combination of Zelda and Skyrim. Skrelda, if you will.

  • Vanguard978
    6 points Jan 12,2017, 12:56pm

    In an awful, disgusting kind of way, this actually looks good.

  • Blackewolfe
    15 points Jan 12,2017, 8:58am

    The new update to Runescape goes way too far from the original.

    It's not even top-down, point-and-click!

  • PM_ME_UR_TIT_COINS
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 11:03am

    Looks like some of those new minimalistic indie games.

  • DoctorAlcatraz
    11 points Jan 12,2017, 4:26am

    Looks like a regular day in Elder Scrolls Online... Ah good times.

  • GeekofFury
    2 points Jan 12,2017, 3:31pm

    My eyes ... they burn.

  • Calipos
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 10:13am

    Is this a mod?

  • BigOlBearr
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 11:39am

    WOW! What enb do you use? :D

  • nordmen15
    -11 points Jan 12,2017, 12:10pm

    Haha "xbox" :D

COMMENTS

  • Nobutthenagain
    139 points Jan 12,2017, 6:05am

    skyrim on potato

  • bastix2
    97 points Jan 12,2017, 5:32am

    Your minecraft looks great, what shader/texture mods do you use?

  • caramon770
    29 points Jan 12,2017, 9:51am

    Is that Runescape?

  • TheBadger40
    57 points Jan 12,2017, 10:45am
  • Offended_Christian
    23 points Jan 12,2017, 7:17am

    Looks like a combination of Zelda and Skyrim. Skrelda, if you will.

  • Vanguard978
    6 points Jan 12,2017, 12:56pm

    In an awful, disgusting kind of way, this actually looks good.

  • Blackewolfe
    15 points Jan 12,2017, 8:58am

    The new update to Runescape goes way too far from the original.

    It's not even top-down, point-and-click!

  • PM_ME_UR_TIT_COINS
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 11:03am

    Looks like some of those new minimalistic indie games.

  • DoctorAlcatraz
    11 points Jan 12,2017, 4:26am

    Looks like a regular day in Elder Scrolls Online... Ah good times.

  • GeekofFury
    2 points Jan 12,2017, 3:31pm

    My eyes ... they burn.

  • Calipos
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 10:13am

    Is this a mod?

  • BigOlBearr
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 11:39am

    WOW! What enb do you use? :D

  • nordmen15
    -11 points Jan 12,2017, 12:10pm

    Haha "xbox" :D

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#8 Perhaps the most Skyrim-like photo I ever took

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • DaClems
    53 points Jan 13,2017, 9:33am

    But where are the villagers who fight to the death if you kill the chicken?

  • peterlof
    42 points Jan 13,2017, 9:20am

    Just kidding of course ;) here are a few more (better) ones: http://imgur.com/a/ArUqa

  • AdonisBatheus
    40 points Jan 13,2017, 10:29am

    I was looking at the feathers and was like "damn what kind of insane texture mod is this can this even run on any computers" and then I saw the title

  • onPointPhife
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 10:31am

    Can't tell if modded or if it's that strange thing called "real life"

  • Yellowfangs
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 1:10pm

    I like the chicken

  • Thieli0
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 10:32am

    Would about to ask for your mod list not gonna lie.

  • TheReplacer
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 11:14am

    I was like dang great texture mods.....Yeah took me longer than I would like.

  • Zieg777
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 11:07am

    It's heard about what you did to that chicken in Riverwood. It Knows.

  • TheUncuckening
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 11:43am

    Chicken Chaser! Do you chase chickens?!

  • Niiiz
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 4:59pm

    Takes photo of chicken

    1000 bounty added to Whiterun

  • Conrad_noble
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 9:14am

    I came here expecting Dragons and centuries dead Draugr

  • Solace1nS1lence
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 10:45am

    There's no equivalent of a tank cannon aimed at you for looking at the chicken funny.

  • mapleview897
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 11:39am

    I honestly can't tell if these are screenshots or actual photos...

  • TheRealSirFrancis
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 12:45pm

    I only wish there were redwood trees in skyrim..

  • hyperion420
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 2:55pm

    This mod looks very realistic... what is that ENB ?

  • WhiteChocolatey
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 3:33pm

    Mod list?

  • WorthGodwin
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 3:45pm

    If you can access the console IRL, select the chicken and type

    setav confidence 4

    setav aggression 3

    and then stand back and watch the fun. :)

  • Rogue_freeman
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 4:21pm

    I doubt the creation engine will ever be able to push out such detail, not even a tech demo could.

  • TigaSharkJB
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 5:16pm

    Graphics mods just got kicked into 12th gear!

  • eFurritusUnum
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 7:22pm

    But where are the cheese wheels?

  • Pope_Benedict_XVX
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 5:00pm

    Why's the Chicken alive? You should be legging it to falkreath as fast as your little legs can carry while being chased by the villagers of riverwood by now.

  • sir_froggy
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 5:55pm

    100 bounty added to Whitrun

  • PillowTalk420
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 9:04pm

    What mods are you using? :P

COMMENTS

  • DaClems
    53 points Jan 13,2017, 9:33am

    But where are the villagers who fight to the death if you kill the chicken?

  • peterlof
    42 points Jan 13,2017, 9:20am

    Just kidding of course ;) here are a few more (better) ones: http://imgur.com/a/ArUqa

  • AdonisBatheus
    40 points Jan 13,2017, 10:29am

    I was looking at the feathers and was like "damn what kind of insane texture mod is this can this even run on any computers" and then I saw the title

  • THCGraywolf
    13 points Jan 13,2017, 9:36am

    What mod is this?

  • onPointPhife
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 10:31am

    Can't tell if modded or if it's that strange thing called "real life"

  • Yellowfangs
    5 points Jan 13,2017, 1:10pm

    I like the chicken

  • Thieli0
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 10:32am

    Would about to ask for your mod list not gonna lie.

  • TheReplacer
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 11:14am

    I was like dang great texture mods.....Yeah took me longer than I would like.

  • Zieg777
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 11:07am

    It's heard about what you did to that chicken in Riverwood. It Knows.

  • TheUncuckening
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 11:43am

    Chicken Chaser! Do you chase chickens?!

  • Niiiz
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 4:59pm

    Takes photo of chicken

    1000 bounty added to Whiterun

  • Conrad_noble
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 9:14am

    I came here expecting Dragons and centuries dead Draugr

  • Solace1nS1lence
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 10:45am

    There's no equivalent of a tank cannon aimed at you for looking at the chicken funny.

  • mapleview897
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 11:39am

    I honestly can't tell if these are screenshots or actual photos...

  • TheRealSirFrancis
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 12:45pm

    I only wish there were redwood trees in skyrim..

  • hyperion420
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 2:55pm

    This mod looks very realistic... what is that ENB ?

  • WhiteChocolatey
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 3:33pm

    Mod list?

  • WorthGodwin
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 3:45pm

    If you can access the console IRL, select the chicken and type

    setav confidence 4

    setav aggression 3

    and then stand back and watch the fun. :)

  • Rogue_freeman
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 4:21pm

    I doubt the creation engine will ever be able to push out such detail, not even a tech demo could.

  • TigaSharkJB
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 5:16pm

    Graphics mods just got kicked into 12th gear!

  • eFurritusUnum
    1 points Jan 13,2017, 7:22pm

    But where are the cheese wheels?

  • Pope_Benedict_XVX
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 5:00pm

    Why's the Chicken alive? You should be legging it to falkreath as fast as your little legs can carry while being chased by the villagers of riverwood by now.

  • sir_froggy
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 5:55pm

    100 bounty added to Whitrun

  • PillowTalk420
    0 points Jan 13,2017, 9:04pm

    What mods are you using? :P

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#9 The bandit chief who got in a few free hits by disguising herself as Lydia

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • IcarusAbides
    135 points Jan 13,2017, 9:53am

    So there I am returning home from a long trek up to Winterhold, with Lydia lagging somewhere behind on the road, when I'm assaulted by a few bandits just outside my front door. Cheeky buggers have clearly heard all about my precious butterfly in a jar and have come to swipe it.

    Anyway, I drop one of them to his knees where upon he starts begging for mercy just as I spot 'Lydia' charging in from the distance. She must have taken be long way round so I leave her to club the poor guy to death whilst I turn my attention to the other pesky butterfly thief. Just as I'm taking aim at him I get hit, quite hard, and figure the guy begging for mercy must have had a quick rethink and decided to get in one last swipe before 'Lydia' sends him to Sovngard. I carry on with murdering his friend when I get hit once more, at which point I notice the Bandit Chief health bar which now dominates the top of my screen. So I turn just in time to note that 'Lydia' has now taken to sporting warpaint for some strange reason while also...cloning herself because Lydia proper has now decided to finally turn up, battle-axe in tow, to smash her doppelgangers head in.

    These bandits will resort to anything to get their hands on my precious butterfly in a jar.

  • Dangevin
    45 points Jan 13,2017, 11:01am

    I love that Carved Nord armor has an open face; was always frustrating to see poor Lydia stuck behind some Steel Plate/Dwarven/Ebony facade. Like traveling with a robot. So glad when this was added with Dragonborn.

  • AvsFreak
    16 points Jan 13,2017, 2:26pm

    Those active quest markers...

  • Trogdor300
    4 points Jan 13,2017, 11:32am

    Had the same problem when I freed whats his name grey mane from the thalamor. As soon as I walk outside there are 4 hired thugs waiting on me and all wearing the same armor as Lydia. Needless to say she got hit a few times.

  • fatalphenom
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 3:05pm

    Lydia in my game wears the same armor haha

  • lallapalalable
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 1:33pm

    Those Lakeview Bandits are sneaky little bastards

  • TheVikingPrince
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 2:28pm

    I always give Lydia the exact same armor. Picked it up off a dead bandit chief and gave it to her to hold, she put it on and I've left it ever since. Now I make it for her right off the bat when I first acquire her services in whitetun.

  • Cyssane
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 3:56pm

    Or maybe this is what really happened...

    Lydia and the bandit (we'll call her Lynda) were twins, but unlike most twins they never got along. Both were intelligent and ambitious, but frequently their competitive natures pitted them against each other, leading to arguments, accusations, and nasty confrontations. Finally they severed their family relationship and went their separate ways.

    Years later, Lydia has worked hard to become a successful and upstanding member of Nord society, eventually becoming the reliable and steadfast housecarl of none other than the Dragonborn. Lynda, meanwhile, drifts into a bad crowd, starts stealing and raiding, and eventually forms her own band of cutthroats, becoming one of the most feared bandit chiefs in all of Skyrim.

    Then one fateful day, the sisters meet again... with tragic results.

  • KD729
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 1:12pm

    What kind of armor is that?

  • kodee2003
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 4:20pm

    My Lydia had Nordic Carved armor for a while, but I switched to glass for the lighter load it gave her so she could carry more stuff.

    Now I've upgraded to all DragonScale.

  • sir_froggy
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 5:55pm

    I like the way Nordic Carved Armor looks on Lydia. And I love the Nordic weapons. Underrated set.

  • greatwhite8
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 12:46pm

    How do you know you killed the right one?

COMMENTS

  • IcarusAbides
    135 points Jan 13,2017, 9:53am

    So there I am returning home from a long trek up to Winterhold, with Lydia lagging somewhere behind on the road, when I'm assaulted by a few bandits just outside my front door. Cheeky buggers have clearly heard all about my precious butterfly in a jar and have come to swipe it.

    Anyway, I drop one of them to his knees where upon he starts begging for mercy just as I spot 'Lydia' charging in from the distance. She must have taken be long way round so I leave her to club the poor guy to death whilst I turn my attention to the other pesky butterfly thief. Just as I'm taking aim at him I get hit, quite hard, and figure the guy begging for mercy must have had a quick rethink and decided to get in one last swipe before 'Lydia' sends him to Sovngard. I carry on with murdering his friend when I get hit once more, at which point I notice the Bandit Chief health bar which now dominates the top of my screen. So I turn just in time to note that 'Lydia' has now taken to sporting warpaint for some strange reason while also...cloning herself because Lydia proper has now decided to finally turn up, battle-axe in tow, to smash her doppelgangers head in.

    These bandits will resort to anything to get their hands on my precious butterfly in a jar.

  • Dangevin
    45 points Jan 13,2017, 11:01am

    I love that Carved Nord armor has an open face; was always frustrating to see poor Lydia stuck behind some Steel Plate/Dwarven/Ebony facade. Like traveling with a robot. So glad when this was added with Dragonborn.

  • AvsFreak
    16 points Jan 13,2017, 2:26pm

    Those active quest markers...

  • ChrisSweet93
    9 points Jan 13,2017, 10:24am

    The bandits are learning. Be afraid, be very afraid.

  • Trogdor300
    4 points Jan 13,2017, 11:32am

    Had the same problem when I freed whats his name grey mane from the thalamor. As soon as I walk outside there are 4 hired thugs waiting on me and all wearing the same armor as Lydia. Needless to say she got hit a few times.

  • fatalphenom
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 3:05pm

    Lydia in my game wears the same armor haha

  • lallapalalable
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 1:33pm

    Those Lakeview Bandits are sneaky little bastards

  • TheVikingPrince
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 2:28pm

    I always give Lydia the exact same armor. Picked it up off a dead bandit chief and gave it to her to hold, she put it on and I've left it ever since. Now I make it for her right off the bat when I first acquire her services in whitetun.

  • Cyssane
    3 points Jan 13,2017, 3:56pm

    Or maybe this is what really happened...

    Lydia and the bandit (we'll call her Lynda) were twins, but unlike most twins they never got along. Both were intelligent and ambitious, but frequently their competitive natures pitted them against each other, leading to arguments, accusations, and nasty confrontations. Finally they severed their family relationship and went their separate ways.

    Years later, Lydia has worked hard to become a successful and upstanding member of Nord society, eventually becoming the reliable and steadfast housecarl of none other than the Dragonborn. Lynda, meanwhile, drifts into a bad crowd, starts stealing and raiding, and eventually forms her own band of cutthroats, becoming one of the most feared bandit chiefs in all of Skyrim.

    Then one fateful day, the sisters meet again... with tragic results.

  • KD729
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 1:12pm

    What kind of armor is that?

  • kodee2003
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 4:20pm

    My Lydia had Nordic Carved armor for a while, but I switched to glass for the lighter load it gave her so she could carry more stuff.

    Now I've upgraded to all DragonScale.

  • sir_froggy
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 5:55pm

    I like the way Nordic Carved Armor looks on Lydia. And I love the Nordic weapons. Underrated set.

  • greatwhite8
    2 points Jan 13,2017, 12:46pm

    How do you know you killed the right one?

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#10 Dragon Souls as Seen on the World Map

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Ninjaassassinguy
    28 points Jan 09,2017, 8:52am

    Never worked for me

  • saltsrox7
    19 points Jan 09,2017, 8:06am

    I don't quite get it

  • smiity935
    4 points Jan 09,2017, 12:54pm

    how did you zoom it in so much?

COMMENTS

  • Ninjaassassinguy
    28 points Jan 09,2017, 8:52am

    Never worked for me

  • saltsrox7
    19 points Jan 09,2017, 8:06am

    I don't quite get it

  • smiity935
    4 points Jan 09,2017, 12:54pm

    how did you zoom it in so much?

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#11 I might have overdosed on modding this weekend...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • TheGamblingAddict
    39 points Jan 09,2017, 9:03am

    I... I am genuinely speechless.

  • 2LazyToPickANameLeL
    25 points Jan 09,2017, 10:19am

    Why is Raiden riding a chi-...You know what? nvm. I've seen enough of Reddit for today.

  • mr_sabz
    25 points Jan 09,2017, 12:20pm

    If it hasn't crashed keep going

  • super_thing
    21 points Jan 09,2017, 9:46am

    10/10 would overdose again

  • Elirantus
    11 points Jan 09,2017, 10:48am

    You should tag posts with NSFW when you post adult links.

  • RandoJones
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 12:18pm

    Those're some seriously high-quality birds.

    Also: is that Tyrael?

  • muffinartillery
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 4:23pm

    SkoomaVision 1.0!

  • The_Grubby_One
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 5:29pm

    Looks like a successful test of the Infinite Improbability Drive.

  • Skyscript
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 6:03pm

    Dude... what ENB are you using!?

  • Evilandlazy
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 6:57pm

    This weekend, I used OK_ Custom followers and guild starter beta to basically turn Lakeview Manor into a harem anime. I will never cease to be amazed at how much effort people will put into adding massive, jiggly boobs to Skyrim.

    I also found a really nice looking eyeglasses mod, so that was nice.

  • kodee2003
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 12:22pm

    Link? and Raiden?

  • BestPurpleMaster
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 12:23pm

    Are Link and the white teddy bear... cock fighting?

  • Torentsu
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 4:22pm

    As a huge MK fan now I have to go play Skyrim again....as Raiden!

  • QueenofMehhs
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 4:51pm

    Teddy bears.

  • nordmen15
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 4:54pm

    Zelda xd 😂

  • RicoRavioli
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 5:24pm

    ITS TIME TO STOP

  • hansa79
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 7:39pm

    No such thing.

  • russlar
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:07pm

    mod list pls

COMMENTS

  • TheGamblingAddict
    39 points Jan 09,2017, 9:03am

    I... I am genuinely speechless.

  • 2LazyToPickANameLeL
    25 points Jan 09,2017, 10:19am

    Why is Raiden riding a chi-...You know what? nvm. I've seen enough of Reddit for today.

  • mr_sabz
    25 points Jan 09,2017, 12:20pm

    If it hasn't crashed keep going

  • glennis1
    12 points Jan 09,2017, 12:46pm

    When i see stuff like this it makes me think of the movies where the first test of an experimental revolutionary new energy source (usually some sort of nuclear fusion) is underway and it all is looking good.

    They clap and high five and, and one of the guys squeezes the other's shoulders at the excitement of how well this is all going!!!

    Then a scientist says "Uh, what's this?" And it flashes to a screen.

    Another witness to this event says "well that can't be right? Did you remember to-"

    "Shit" the protagonist says

    " I TOLD YOU, IF YOU DON'T STABALIZE THE REACTOR MODULES, THE BETA DRIVERS ARE GONNA GO INTO OVERDRIVE!!! THAT MEANS...."

    The screens all stsrt turning from green to red, equalizer bars shoot to the very top, you hear a loud buzzing as the machine starts to shake, people start running from the room when the protagonist yells at the top of his lungs

    "SHUT IT DOWN!!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!!

    They flip a large switch and evrrything cools down and everyone brrathes a sigh of relief.

    "That was a close one!" Someone says.

    And now our hero has finished the first half hour of our film and has 60 minutes left to figure out what went wrong. But now he has to deal with a innocent bystander who gained some power from this event, and is out for revenge.

  • super_thing
    21 points Jan 09,2017, 9:46am

    10/10 would overdose again

  • Elirantus
    11 points Jan 09,2017, 10:48am

    You should tag posts with NSFW when you post adult links.

  • RandoJones
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 12:18pm

    Those're some seriously high-quality birds.

    Also: is that Tyrael?

  • muffinartillery
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 4:23pm

    SkoomaVision 1.0!

  • The_Grubby_One
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 5:29pm

    Looks like a successful test of the Infinite Improbability Drive.

  • Skyscript
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 6:03pm

    Dude... what ENB are you using!?

  • Evilandlazy
    2 points Jan 09,2017, 6:57pm

    This weekend, I used OK_ Custom followers and guild starter beta to basically turn Lakeview Manor into a harem anime. I will never cease to be amazed at how much effort people will put into adding massive, jiggly boobs to Skyrim.

    I also found a really nice looking eyeglasses mod, so that was nice.

  • kodee2003
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 12:22pm

    Link? and Raiden?

  • BestPurpleMaster
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 12:23pm

    Are Link and the white teddy bear... cock fighting?

  • Torentsu
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 4:22pm

    As a huge MK fan now I have to go play Skyrim again....as Raiden!

  • QueenofMehhs
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 4:51pm

    Teddy bears.

  • nordmen15
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 4:54pm

    Zelda xd 😂

  • RicoRavioli
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 5:24pm

    ITS TIME TO STOP

  • hansa79
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 7:39pm

    No such thing.

  • russlar
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:07pm

    mod list pls

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#12 Extremely sensitive bandits...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • VanorDM
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 10:33am

    It's wabbit season.

    or...

    Anothaw wabbit's deadI'm a wabbit swayerA guitaw pwayawWith a nasty habbit

  • AndrewKarate
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 3:40pm

    Never should have come, hare.

  • Calipos
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 10:12am

    You picked the wrong time to get lost friend... says to the rabbit LOL.

  • Nakts
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 4:57pm

    It could have easily been the Rabbit of Caerbannog, it's best to be safe.

  • Bipolarbear66
    2 points Jan 12,2017, 11:49am

    It could have been a wizard

  • King_Joffreys_Tits
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 3:19pm

    Side question, why does the movement feel so slow and so smooth to me? What's different than the vanilla?

  • keen_boy
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 8:41pm

    Reminds me of a time I was traveling by Black Briar Manor. The guards there were warning me to keep my distance. As I turn my back, I hear the classic "Picked a bad time to get lost, friend..." and turn around to prepare for battle. Except I turn around to see the guard hack down an unsuspecting rogue chicken that wandered onto the estate. Little gems like these make this game great.

  • achy513
    0 points Jan 12,2017, 1:59pm

    I see what you did there, you frenzied* that rabbit

COMMENTS

  • VanorDM
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 10:33am

    It's wabbit season.

    or...

    Anothaw wabbit's deadI'm a wabbit swayerA guitaw pwayawWith a nasty habbit

  • AndrewKarate
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 3:40pm

    Never should have come, hare.

  • Calipos
    8 points Jan 12,2017, 10:12am

    You picked the wrong time to get lost friend... says to the rabbit LOL.

  • neko_ali
    12 points Jan 12,2017, 10:39am

    That's what happens when the combat music starts up but the only enemy you see is a rabbit...

  • Nakts
    3 points Jan 12,2017, 4:57pm

    It could have easily been the Rabbit of Caerbannog, it's best to be safe.

  • Bipolarbear66
    2 points Jan 12,2017, 11:49am

    It could have been a wizard

  • King_Joffreys_Tits
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 3:19pm

    Side question, why does the movement feel so slow and so smooth to me? What's different than the vanilla?

  • keen_boy
    1 points Jan 12,2017, 8:41pm

    Reminds me of a time I was traveling by Black Briar Manor. The guards there were warning me to keep my distance. As I turn my back, I hear the classic "Picked a bad time to get lost, friend..." and turn around to prepare for battle. Except I turn around to see the guard hack down an unsuspecting rogue chicken that wandered onto the estate. Little gems like these make this game great.

  • achy513
    0 points Jan 12,2017, 1:59pm

    I see what you did there, you frenzied* that rabbit

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#13 Late Xmas present: the gauldur amulet.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • KhajiitKnows
    29 points Jan 11,2017, 3:09pm

    Khajiit likes this thing. It would be a shame if you were to lose it.

  • Lancerweasle
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 2:20pm

    Looks great!

  • S_Universe36
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 2:21pm

    Looks really cool! Hand made or bought?

  • Jabacasm
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 7:58pm

    Looks like someone carved that out of a Chipoor snippet.

  • WhiteChocolatey
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 6:22pm

    That's awesome! It's a constant for my main. So coool :]

  • throwayyywayyy
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 8:57pm

    Is your father still alive?

  • SneakyLittleRaptor
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 3:11pm

    That's so cool!

  • Rogue_freeman
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 3:59pm

    You made it yourself?

  • outtings
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 5:25pm

    COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD REPRESENT!

COMMENTS

  • KhajiitKnows
    29 points Jan 11,2017, 3:09pm

    Khajiit likes this thing. It would be a shame if you were to lose it.

  • Lancerweasle
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 2:20pm

    Looks great!

  • S_Universe36
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 2:21pm

    Looks really cool! Hand made or bought?

  • all4reddit
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 4:20pm

    Adds 100 health, stamina, magicka.

    Adds 200 boyfriend points.

  • Jabacasm
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 7:58pm

    Looks like someone carved that out of a Chipoor snippet.

  • WhiteChocolatey
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 6:22pm

    That's awesome! It's a constant for my main. So coool :]

  • throwayyywayyy
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 8:57pm

    Is your father still alive?

  • SneakyLittleRaptor
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 3:11pm

    That's so cool!

  • Rogue_freeman
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 3:59pm

    You made it yourself?

  • outtings
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 5:25pm

    COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD REPRESENT!

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#14 Now that I have the Twin Souls perk, all of Skyrim trembles at the mere sight of my thralls.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Zieg777
    65 points Jan 09,2017, 12:17pm

    So. Do you escape the dungheap of mortality to visit the cloud district often?

  • Plebaloon
    99 points Jan 09,2017, 12:48pm

    This is why Necromancers are outcast in Skyrim.

  • datChef
    31 points Jan 09,2017, 1:19pm

    Nazeem doesn't get to the cloud district much anymore.

  • Heimskrr
    24 points Jan 09,2017, 2:15pm

    Let me show you the power of Tacos

  • smkeillor
    11 points Jan 09,2017, 12:55pm

    Now THATS necromancy!

  • Thanatos-
    9 points Jan 09,2017, 3:23pm

    Dont know if its glitched or a mod doing it but Heimskr is silent in my game. You can interact with him and stuff but he doesn't do his usual shouting and proselyting, he just stands there silently.

  • kodee2003
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 5:25pm

    Are they any good? Have you equipped good weapons on them?

  • evilmolen
    5 points Jan 09,2017, 3:41pm

    I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEE... I can't watch at that character without smiling after Manslay3r's videos :)

  • The_Grubby_One
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 2:20pm

    My Poked-Full-of-Holes Manz. Let me show you them.

  • SomeguyBCS
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:33pm

    Get Summermyst. Give Nazeem a weapon with Threshold Throw (target gets stacking X curse points for X seconds. When this exceeds health, target is thrown). Name it "The Cloud District".
    Give Heimskr a warhammer. Any enchantment, but name it "LOVE!"

  • MithrandirTheIstari
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:37pm

    theyll hear em long before they see em

  • IHaveBigPlansForYou
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:41pm

    Not as good as the mighty bugged double-cicero thrall

  • ApiaryMC
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 7:32pm

    I'd much rather hear them groaning than the usual crap they have to say :P

  • Rogue_freeman
    -1 points Jan 09,2017, 3:54pm

    Faithless imperial

COMMENTS

  • Zieg777
    65 points Jan 09,2017, 12:17pm

    So. Do you escape the dungheap of mortality to visit the cloud district often?

  • Plebaloon
    99 points Jan 09,2017, 12:48pm

    This is why Necromancers are outcast in Skyrim.

  • datChef
    31 points Jan 09,2017, 1:19pm

    Nazeem doesn't get to the cloud district much anymore.

  • MargarineOfError
    28 points Jan 09,2017, 1:44pm

    On nice, quiet evenings, I like to go down into my wine corpse cellar and browse my collection. Some of my favorite vintages include:

    Sild the Warlock - 21st of Frost Fall, 4E 202.

    Nazeem - 15th of Morning Star, 4E 203.

    Heimskr - 3rd of Rain's Hand, 4E 203.

  • Heimskrr
    24 points Jan 09,2017, 2:15pm

    Let me show you the power of Tacos

  • smkeillor
    11 points Jan 09,2017, 12:55pm

    Now THATS necromancy!

  • Thanatos-
    9 points Jan 09,2017, 3:23pm

    Dont know if its glitched or a mod doing it but Heimskr is silent in my game. You can interact with him and stuff but he doesn't do his usual shouting and proselyting, he just stands there silently.

  • kodee2003
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 5:25pm

    Are they any good? Have you equipped good weapons on them?

  • evilmolen
    5 points Jan 09,2017, 3:41pm

    I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEE... I can't watch at that character without smiling after Manslay3r's videos :)

  • The_Grubby_One
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 2:20pm

    My Poked-Full-of-Holes Manz. Let me show you them.

  • SomeguyBCS
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:33pm

    Get Summermyst. Give Nazeem a weapon with Threshold Throw (target gets stacking X curse points for X seconds. When this exceeds health, target is thrown). Name it "The Cloud District".
    Give Heimskr a warhammer. Any enchantment, but name it "LOVE!"

  • MithrandirTheIstari
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:37pm

    theyll hear em long before they see em

  • IHaveBigPlansForYou
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 6:41pm

    Not as good as the mighty bugged double-cicero thrall

  • ApiaryMC
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 7:32pm

    I'd much rather hear them groaning than the usual crap they have to say :P

  • Rogue_freeman
    -1 points Jan 09,2017, 3:54pm

    Faithless imperial

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#15 Just where I wanted it. 👌🏻

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Stuyvesant1994
    15 points Jan 09,2017, 1:28pm

    A little to the left

  • kodee2003
    4 points Jan 09,2017, 2:22pm

    Keeps happening to me too in my Lakeview Manor

  • TheR1mmer
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 2:48pm

    "To me, To you To me, To you"

    BANG

    "Ah that'll do"

  • Rogue_freeman
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 3:56pm

    Close enough

  • RicoRavioli
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 5:19pm

    The actual struggle. It did that to me with a war hammer.

  • Corporate_Loser
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:26pm

    I tried to put the staff of Magnus in a display case.

    It started floating next to me.

  • Water_Glass_
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:30pm

    Here at Gamembryo our motto is: Close Enough.

COMMENTS

  • Stuyvesant1994
    15 points Jan 09,2017, 1:28pm

    A little to the left

  • kodee2003
    4 points Jan 09,2017, 2:22pm

    Keeps happening to me too in my Lakeview Manor

  • TheR1mmer
    3 points Jan 09,2017, 2:48pm

    "To me, To you To me, To you"

    BANG

    "Ah that'll do"

  • Nadie_AZ
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 2:52pm

    Jaxonz Positioner is an awesome mod. Too bad it isn't available for SE.

    sigh

    I hear you, OP. I've got a statue of Dibella that keeps respawning at my front door. Standing up. Try getting that thing stood up on any surface. I just ignore it anymore. And why does it always grab the base when you pick it up?

  • Rogue_freeman
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 3:56pm

    Close enough

  • RicoRavioli
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 5:19pm

    The actual struggle. It did that to me with a war hammer.

  • Corporate_Loser
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:26pm

    I tried to put the staff of Magnus in a display case.

    It started floating next to me.

  • Water_Glass_
    1 points Jan 09,2017, 8:30pm

    Here at Gamembryo our motto is: Close Enough.

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#16 Thieves Guild is recruiting utter amateurs...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Essexboyz123
    70 points Jan 10,2017, 9:54am

    I punish the random Thieves in the towns for several reasons:

    1. The whole fucking town is attacking them so they are obviously not very good Thieves.

    2. I've never seen them down the Flaggon so I can safely assume they are freelance and not members of the guild, therefore they are fair game.

    3. Several of them have tried to rob me when out questing in the wilds.

  • Huntercd76
    10 points Jan 10,2017, 1:37pm

    I don't like the Thieves Guild in this game. In Oblivion they were nicer and a bit noble and weren't in the pocket of nobles. In Skyrim they allow you to ignore the old rules and they are not nice to beggars. Its the same problem I have with the Dark Brotherhood.

  • perratrooper
    2 points Jan 10,2017, 10:02am

    I just beheaded one on the road just out side of Winterhold lol

  • Nadie_AZ
    2 points Jan 10,2017, 10:21am

    They look all cool in their outfits but the outfit isn't there when you loot them. After they die, of course. In town, the guards take care of that. In the wild, you or your companion does. This applies to thieves and assassins.

    Astrid. I'm going to find a way to kill you. Soon.

  • SauronGamgee
    2 points Jan 10,2017, 3:17pm

    Nice tail, INIGO approves of your purple fur.

  • SauronGamgee
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 11:38am

    GUTTER amateurs!! Haha amirite, Justin?

COMMENTS

  • Essexboyz123
    70 points Jan 10,2017, 9:54am

    I punish the random Thieves in the towns for several reasons:

    1. The whole fucking town is attacking them so they are obviously not very good Thieves.

    2. I've never seen them down the Flaggon so I can safely assume they are freelance and not members of the guild, therefore they are fair game.

    3. Several of them have tried to rob me when out questing in the wilds.

  • Huntercd76
    10 points Jan 10,2017, 1:37pm

    I don't like the Thieves Guild in this game. In Oblivion they were nicer and a bit noble and weren't in the pocket of nobles. In Skyrim they allow you to ignore the old rules and they are not nice to beggars. Its the same problem I have with the Dark Brotherhood.

  • perratrooper
    2 points Jan 10,2017, 10:02am

    I just beheaded one on the road just out side of Winterhold lol

  • SamBelacqua
    3 points Jan 10,2017, 2:17pm

    i loved doing assassin work, but when i went to riften and joined the Thieves Guild, I felt bad. Killing randos is fun, but shaking down mom and pops for some coin seems 1) vile and 2) beneath me

  • Nadie_AZ
    2 points Jan 10,2017, 10:21am

    They look all cool in their outfits but the outfit isn't there when you loot them. After they die, of course. In town, the guards take care of that. In the wild, you or your companion does. This applies to thieves and assassins.

    Astrid. I'm going to find a way to kill you. Soon.

  • SauronGamgee
    2 points Jan 10,2017, 3:17pm

    Nice tail, INIGO approves of your purple fur.

  • SauronGamgee
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 11:38am

    GUTTER amateurs!! Haha amirite, Justin?

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#17 Corruption vs Justice

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • Xeno87
    28 points Jan 11,2017, 12:46pm
  • Nadie_AZ
    30 points Jan 11,2017, 10:36am

    I've played Diablo before. ;-)

  • jfraz1994
    11 points Jan 11,2017, 11:50am

    Tyrael!!!!

  • KhajiitKnows
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 9:01am

    Bloody Corruption vs Dark Veiled Justice

  • about21potatoes
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 10:14am

    Anu and Padomay, more like.

  • The_Grubby_One
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 3:19pm

    I think you've got some Blizzard in your Bethesda, there.

  • Rogue_freeman
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 3:56pm

    I don't recall being subscribed to /r/Diablo

    wait nvm

  • LumpyLord420
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 9:53am

    Yeah they both look way better than vanilla textures

  • Eexoduis
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 10:38am

    Is than an Aedra?

  • N7_Vanguard
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 2:58pm

    Tyrael is such a badass. My Argonian is named Tyrael.

  • PsychedelicPill
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 3:58pm

    It's almost unbelievable that's a screenshot. Well done.

  • DrGopa
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 5:44pm

    which is which? hard to tell nowadays..

  • TheCactus0
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 8:10pm

    This looks like Fable.

COMMENTS

  • Xeno87
    28 points Jan 11,2017, 12:46pm
  • Nadie_AZ
    30 points Jan 11,2017, 10:36am

    I've played Diablo before. ;-)

  • jfraz1994
    11 points Jan 11,2017, 11:50am

    Tyrael!!!!

  • rajin147
    47 points Jan 11,2017, 9:47am

    What mods, if any, are at work here OP? I love angelic aesthetics

  • KhajiitKnows
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 9:01am

    Bloody Corruption vs Dark Veiled Justice

  • about21potatoes
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 10:14am

    Anu and Padomay, more like.

  • The_Grubby_One
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 3:19pm

    I think you've got some Blizzard in your Bethesda, there.

  • Rogue_freeman
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 3:56pm

    I don't recall being subscribed to /r/Diablo

    wait nvm

  • LumpyLord420
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 9:53am

    Yeah they both look way better than vanilla textures

  • Eexoduis
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 10:38am

    Is than an Aedra?

  • N7_Vanguard
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 2:58pm

    Tyrael is such a badass. My Argonian is named Tyrael.

  • PsychedelicPill
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 3:58pm

    It's almost unbelievable that's a screenshot. Well done.

  • DrGopa
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 5:44pm

    which is which? hard to tell nowadays..

  • TheCactus0
    1 points Jan 11,2017, 8:10pm

    This looks like Fable.

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#18 The Whole of Skyrim, and Paarthurnax

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • IHaeTypos
    28 points Jan 15,2017, 4:59pm

    And somewhere off in the way distance, a slaughterfish detects you

  • JestyRanger
    6 points Jan 15,2017, 7:44pm

    If you look really close, there's some wierd guy in mismatched armour eating 17 entire cheese wheels with a troll frozen in time in front of him

  • YapasWD
    3 points Jan 15,2017, 6:43pm

    How did you make this?

  • djchalack
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 5:17pm

    Awesome

  • GreyFreeman
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 6:52pm

    That's a pretty cool cap. How did you make it?

  • tjbassoon
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 7:14pm

    Taken from the White Gold Tower?

  • Kidarcus
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 7:35pm

    This really is amazing

  • MrEpicWIN
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 7:47pm

    Beautiful.

COMMENTS

  • IHaeTypos
    28 points Jan 15,2017, 4:59pm

    And somewhere off in the way distance, a slaughterfish detects you

  • JestyRanger
    6 points Jan 15,2017, 7:44pm

    If you look really close, there's some wierd guy in mismatched armour eating 17 entire cheese wheels with a troll frozen in time in front of him

  • YapasWD
    3 points Jan 15,2017, 6:43pm

    How did you make this?

  • Llim
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 4:44pm

    This is incredible

  • djchalack
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 5:17pm

    Awesome

  • GreyFreeman
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 6:52pm

    That's a pretty cool cap. How did you make it?

  • tjbassoon
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 7:14pm

    Taken from the White Gold Tower?

  • Kidarcus
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 7:35pm

    This really is amazing

  • MrEpicWIN
    1 points Jan 15,2017, 7:47pm

    Beautiful.

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#19 Leveling smithing summed up in one image

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • fusrohdiddly
    29 points Jan 10,2017, 8:31am

    I see what you did there

  • TheUncagedElephant
    23 points Jan 10,2017, 8:49am

    I can't remember the location, but I once found a dead body lying over a grindstone, where the body was positioned so that his face was barely touching the stone. The guy literally "kept his nose to the grindstone"

  • DerbyTho
    5 points Jan 10,2017, 11:40am

    Not sure, but I think I never found leveling Smithing that bad because I completed Hearthstone as quickly as I could, including doing all the decorating myself for one of the houses. After that, it didn't take much more to get the rest of the way.

  • pixeleos
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 7:15am

    Absolute genius.

  • HappyHambo
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 12:44pm

    Lol I'd say its "you are carrying too much to run" in the top left and an inventory full of 500 iron daggers

  • Huntercd76
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 1:28pm

    Didn't Oblivion have it to where blacksmiths could upgrade your weapons and armor for a fee?

  • treadmarks
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 1:40pm

    Hey, I don't have to put up with that. I'm rich! (I use skill trainers)

  • BrainFartTheFirst
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 2:34pm

    "Make dwarven bow"

  • Oxnard_Montambo
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 2:58pm

    "Leather Bracers (57)"

  • Komenja17
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 9:00pm

COMMENTS

  • fusrohdiddly
    29 points Jan 10,2017, 8:31am

    I see what you did there

  • TheUncagedElephant
    23 points Jan 10,2017, 8:49am

    I can't remember the location, but I once found a dead body lying over a grindstone, where the body was positioned so that his face was barely touching the stone. The guy literally "kept his nose to the grindstone"

  • DerbyTho
    5 points Jan 10,2017, 11:40am

    Not sure, but I think I never found leveling Smithing that bad because I completed Hearthstone as quickly as I could, including doing all the decorating myself for one of the houses. After that, it didn't take much more to get the rest of the way.

  • Maclimes
    10 points Jan 10,2017, 8:51am

    I don't see any iron daggers anywhere!

  • pixeleos
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 7:15am

    Absolute genius.

  • HappyHambo
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 12:44pm

    Lol I'd say its "you are carrying too much to run" in the top left and an inventory full of 500 iron daggers

  • Huntercd76
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 1:28pm

    Didn't Oblivion have it to where blacksmiths could upgrade your weapons and armor for a fee?

  • treadmarks
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 1:40pm

    Hey, I don't have to put up with that. I'm rich! (I use skill trainers)

  • BrainFartTheFirst
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 2:34pm

    "Make dwarven bow"

  • Oxnard_Montambo
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 2:58pm

    "Leather Bracers (57)"

  • Komenja17
    1 points Jan 10,2017, 9:00pm

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#20 Some would go into shock. Some would mourn their brother in arms. Some would sit down and ask "Is it all worth it?" Not this Imperial.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

COMMENTS

  • AUS_Doug
    39 points Jan 11,2017, 5:06am

    Just fast travelled to Reachwater Rock, when I heard sounds of battle from above.

    Tearing up the mountain side, I found this guy and his friend taking on the Forsworn alone.

    So I helped.

    Then, along came a dragon.

    His friend died trying to run away, but this dude stood at my side the whole time.

    And, after it was all said and done, he went right on back to eating his bread.

  • cirrendil
    18 points Jan 11,2017, 5:48am

    i killed nilsine shatter-shield with an arrow in the back while she was sitting by the fireplace in her house.

    then went back in later to get tova's key to hjerim. the father, torbjorn, came in, saw his daughter dead and said 'no no no this can't be happening!'

    he then promptly sat down in the chair opposite said dead daughter, starting eating bread and telling me not to bother his mourning wife, who was also dead in the next room. love skyrim.

  • DrSilkyDelicious
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 10:44am

    "Is it weird that I'm still hungry?"

  • Fishooked
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 12:01pm

    What a loafer

  • Ryxeal
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 3:41pm

    "Asshole Dragon didn't even toast the bread for me." -guard, probably

  • Mcwaggles
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 9:25am

    Some people mourn, others make jokes.

    Then there's this fat bastard...

  • Tuguar
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 1:57pm

    Reminded me of this scene

  • Fangwolf95
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 11:27am

    Well he is a Nord.

COMMENTS

  • AUS_Doug
    39 points Jan 11,2017, 5:06am

    Just fast travelled to Reachwater Rock, when I heard sounds of battle from above.

    Tearing up the mountain side, I found this guy and his friend taking on the Forsworn alone.

    So I helped.

    Then, along came a dragon.

    His friend died trying to run away, but this dude stood at my side the whole time.

    And, after it was all said and done, he went right on back to eating his bread.

  • cirrendil
    18 points Jan 11,2017, 5:48am

    i killed nilsine shatter-shield with an arrow in the back while she was sitting by the fireplace in her house.

    then went back in later to get tova's key to hjerim. the father, torbjorn, came in, saw his daughter dead and said 'no no no this can't be happening!'

    he then promptly sat down in the chair opposite said dead daughter, starting eating bread and telling me not to bother his mourning wife, who was also dead in the next room. love skyrim.

  • DrSilkyDelicious
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 10:44am

    "Is it weird that I'm still hungry?"

  • Logofascinated
    6 points Jan 11,2017, 1:34pm

    "Well, life must go on. Also, my snack."

  • Fishooked
    5 points Jan 11,2017, 12:01pm

    What a loafer

  • Ryxeal
    4 points Jan 11,2017, 3:41pm

    "Asshole Dragon didn't even toast the bread for me." -guard, probably

  • Mcwaggles
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 9:25am

    Some people mourn, others make jokes.

    Then there's this fat bastard...

  • Tuguar
    3 points Jan 11,2017, 1:57pm

    Reminded me of this scene

  • Fangwolf95
    2 points Jan 11,2017, 11:27am

    Well he is a Nord.