While heading to High Hrothgar


  • Red-Fox14 - 392 points - 7 hours ago

    This thing chased me to the top, then the Greybeards came and threw it off the mountain. It was the best introduction I could have.

  • Kutaczsisior - 80 points - 7 hours ago

    Stronger and more dreaded that Alduin.

  • wrose09 - 113 points - 8 hours ago

    Thats clearly one of the frost trolls from the Labyrinthian.

  • TheMoogy - 99 points - 7 hours ago

    Just trap him behind some rocks and pew-pew from relative safety. It's a Bethesda game after all.

  • Dr_McKay - 35 points - 6 hours ago

    Mine just bitchslapped Lydia off the mountain.


  • Red_Dog_Dragon - 14 points - 7 hours ago

    Bears and Sabrecats were far more deadly.

  • Brasscogs - 11 points - 6 hours ago

    I remember on my second play through I didn't do the main quest for ages. Fucking smashed that albino cunt with a deadric great sword.

  • MikeHiGrim - 9 points - 5 hours ago

    I fucking set it on fire then ran. I literally got chased by a fucking burning troll to the summit of a mountain where it beat me to death.

  • down_with_cats - 35 points - 6 hours ago

    Guys, this is a bot account reposting garbage for Karma...


  • Somethingfishy4 - 5 points - 6 hours ago

    Oh my god the memories. I had to lead it all the way down to riverwood so the guards could kill it

  • my_little_mutation - 4 points - 5 hours ago

    First time I played I went up there before having done many side quests. That guy was no problem. The dragon that landed on one of the narrower ledges near the top of the mountain however..

    Since then I've restarted a few times as I've gotten more and more mod happy. Every time without fail, same damn dragon in the same damn spot. I'm half convinced it's become self aware and is now just up there, always watching, waiting for the day it's revenge can be fulfilled.

  • Dangerflux_Furybags - 6 points - 5 hours ago

    One of my absolute favourite gaming memories was on my very first Skyrim play through when I met this guy half way up the mountain.

    There was a blizzard, visibility was terrible and I was very low on health after encountering the wolves earlier. I had no idea how much further it was to the top and was just considering turning back when I hear this huge roar on the wind and see this dickhead ice troll drop from his perch and charge towards me. Of course I shat myself and immediately legged it back down the path. As I'm sprinting down the mountain, blinded by the snow, I hear the same giant roar from before, only this time it's coming from above. A huge fucking dragon plops down on the path in front of me and squats there looking rather smug. The troll had almost caught up behind me and the dragon in front was rearing up to breath lovely fire all over me. I turn to the troll and quickly FUS him in the face, he stumbles only briefly enough for me to run past him as the dragon lets one off and roasts the troll, I only just managed to avoid the flames. I don't dare look behind as I book it back up the mountain. I'm hoping the troll will keep the dragon busy for a little while. Suddenly there's a loud swoop of wings above my head, I try to take shelter under a small outcrop of rock. All I see is the fucking troll plummeting through the air and impact the ground, lifeless, several feet away and then ragdoll over the edge of the cliff. This dragon is one brutal motherfucker. As soon as my piddly little stamina bar is full I make a break for it. The dragon circles above me but luckily the path is narrow and the mountainside steep and the dragon has trouble manoeuvring to attack me. I see the dragon circles around and promptly clips though the mountain. And that's the last see of it. I hear it still and the battle music is still on but it's now stuck on the inside of the mountain. I reach High Hrothgar without any further trouble.

    Apart from the glitch at the end the entire experience was incredible and on my second play through I was really disappointed to realise that it wasn't a scripted thing for the dragon to appear. But then that's also what makes Skyrim great isn't it?

  • 1marcos6 - 3 points - 6 hours ago

    I ran past him really fast

  • Corbzor - 2 points - 6 hours ago

    First time playing I killed that one so easy that I thought they were simple enemies. Later when I saw 3 of them I thought, this should be easy, and ran right in. To get my ass promptly handed to me.

  • Vmoney1337 - 2 points - 6 hours ago

    There is no need to be upset...

  • Xorondras - 2 points - 6 hours ago

    Does anybody know what scenarios there are that would remove it from that rock? I went up there a few days ago for the summoning and to my surprise, the troll was not there.

  • plentifulpoltergeist - 2 points - 6 hours ago

    in a recent playthrough I was struggling to beat this guy. For some reason I decided to wait nearby and some hitmen showed up because I had stolen something earlier. I just pit the hitmen against the troll and cleaned up the mess after, it was great.

  • wachuwachuwachuwant - 2 points - 5 hours ago


  • ss0889 - 2 points - 5 hours ago

    i just sprinted the whole way up. took me like 3 tries, not including the tries where i tried to actually fight the fucker. eventually some random animals came and attacked him.

  • Baconlips12 - 2 points - 7 hours ago

    Unless your first character was a fire mage like mine...

  • Laterian - 2 points - 6 hours ago

    Hello 2011.

  • johnnynulty - 1 points - 6 hours ago

    It's an older meme...and game...sir, but it checks out.

  • Haydonthegreat - 1 points - 6 hours ago

    I remember way back in 2011 on my first playthrough it killed me about 5 times in a row, so i went back and levelled up until i was level 15 and finally beat him. Went back and played again last week, and just breezed by him at level 3.

  • maadthavillian - 1 points - 6 hours ago

    He got caught on some stairs my first run through so I just slashed, fell back, repeat.

  • ICantTyping - 1 points - 6 hours ago

    During my first play through of Skyrim I ran into like 3 of those things but as far as I remember, during my other play throughs I I never saw them again.I'm not sure if I went off the path or what but I was confused.

  • Swordkill - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    Spent around half hour + 200 arrows killing him from a distance. All my melee tries failed with two of his deadly blows.. He felt like a end boss :D

  • rattrayc - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    At low level, I made the mistake of visiting a giant camp, thinking they would be friendly as long as I wasn't hostile.

  • captainsmoothie - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    A stealth archer build really is best for this fight.

  • LukeSmacktalker - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    Couldn't find the stairs, rode horse all the way up the side of the mountain. No regrets.

  • Satioelf - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    My first time climbing the mountain the Troll followed me up about half way, I had so much trouble with him. Then a Dragon Spawned as well, followed me around. So I had a Dragon AND a troll chasing me.

    At some point I gave them the slip, went looking for them and the Dragon was stuck in the ground dead and the troll was also dead. Seemed the two killed each other. But I still got the dragon soul.

    Then Slowly made it up the rest of the mountain to the greybeards who were none the wiser.

  • axaddon - 1 points - 6 hours ago

    The first time i went up a dragon attacked, and this magnificent bastard decides to 1v1. I just kinda walked by like "hey guys, see you are a bit occupied, im gonna get going, was nice, see ya"

  • Marmite-Badger - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    The year was two thousand-twickety. We had to say "twickety", because Psy had stolen our word "twelve". It was the year after I left my old high school, and I'd bought skyrim, and had defeated the frost troll on top of the mountain the previous day.

    I was sat around on facebook, when a guy that I had known a little at my previous high school, (but not nearly enough to care about,) messaged me, asking me if I knew a good way of beating the troll, as I'd posted about getting the game a few days prior. After a little to and fro, he beat the troll, (well, I say "beat", my advice was to run past the fucker.), and we chatted for a while, before both getting Battlefield 3, and playing it together for weeks. A little after that, we both went to college together.

    That was 4 years ago, and now he and I are VERY close friends, he's like a brother to me. If that troll hadn't been put there, we'd have never talked.

  • x0chaos - 1 points - 5 hours ago

    Seriously, who thought it was a good idea putting that thing on the way to a low level quest?

  • Anq - 0 points - 6 hours ago

    He used to be a troll like that, but then he took 10,000 arrows to the everywhere.

  • intecknicolour - 0 points - 5 hours ago

    it just appears randomly in a chokepoint that you can't get around in the path to the high rothgar.

  • wlxr - 0 points - 5 hours ago

    It scales with your level and is always that hard.

  • wtimusprime - 0 points - 5 hours ago

    Used the Jabberwocky and it exploded into coins

  • _Bucket_Of_Truth_ - -3 points - 6 hours ago

    Haha I first heard the phrase "that rustles my jimmies" this year from a girl in my class from New Zealand.

My biggest request for the next-gen games.


  • redlister - 209 points - 13 hours ago

    Current gen.

    Rather see it with Xbox one and PS4 then wait all the way till PS5 and whatever MS decide to call their new console.

  • PitchforkAssistant - 96 points - 13 hours ago

    And don't just support split screen, support multimonitor setups too!

  • ZaYeDiA - 35 points - 14 hours ago

    If only, if only.

  • Mr_Locke - 8 points - 8 hours ago

    There are too few games with Couch Multiplayer. I have friends over for beers all the time and RL is pretty much it atm

  • Azureknight205 - 28 points - 13 hours ago

    Your only hope is Nintendo and the NX, as they have always been the stewards of local multiplayer.

  • thedupuisner - 12 points - 8 hours ago

    They don't do it because their hardware is too weak to do it at acceptable resolution/frame rates/settings.

  • DiaperPartying - 29 points - 12 hours ago


  • tugboat424 - 26 points - 10 hours ago

    Ya but then consumers won't have to buy 4 consoles, 4 games, 4 headsets, 4 internet connections, and 4 Xbox Live accounts.

  • Youseeonlydarkness - 4 points - 8 hours ago

    Xbox one doesn't even have offline single player

  • Amaleplatypus - 3 points - 9 hours ago

    I played 4 player split screen on a current-gen console just last night. I bought Call of Duty Black Ops 3 and played zombies with friends on ps4. Then later that night when 2 friends left, we switched to Samurai Warriors 4-II and did splitscreen. Though, to be fair, zombies with 4 people ran horribly and eventually crashed the game lol. But it was fun and 3 person splitscreening seemed ok. We also played Smash Bros with the 4 of us too.

    I admit it's not like it used to be, where you'd buy a game like Kirby 64 designed for the single player campaign, but then still inexplicably have some janky multilayer thrown in. But this year was honestly my best year for co-op gaming offline - mostly because I finally got to play Secret of Mana with 3 people.

    I really wish someone would reboot Secret of Mana into a high-res, modern game that kept the core gameplay in tact. Hammerwatch came out REALLY close but it didn't have the character development or plot I wanted

  • NebsLaw - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    So one of the big reasons for console is couch co-op. If the developers take a way couch co-op it's just another reason to get a pc

  • Czirlott13 - 5 points - 8 hours ago

    Online multiplayer killed a lot of fun I had with video games. My friends and I used to have to grab our original Xboxes, our tv's (not flat screens) and a router and meet at one of our houses to play LAN together. Now everybody just says hey get on Xbox live and let's play together. Even with voice chat it's just not the same as being in the same room together.


  • udlz - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Was at gamestop and this dude walked in about late 20s he was returning his copy of halo 5 because there was no split screen. He even told the guy him and his brother have been beating the past campaigns together and now they took it away :/Similar boat i haven't bought it because i would love completing it with my brother.

  • cheesysnipsnap - 5 points - 14 hours ago

    I would also settle for local lan & peer to peer as well.

  • I_Like_Spoilers - 5 points - 10 hours ago

    You don't play Wii U?

  • EvilCorporateLeader - 4 points - 14 hours ago

    I'm calling it now. They'll do 2 player co-op, but player 2 will need a VR helmet.

    Either that or 4 consoles with 4 online services each with the required DLC.

  • LordSovot - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    If many console games struggle to meet the 30fps benchmark with just a single point of reference, how do you expect them to be playable with two or more?

  • Jass1995 - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    Rocket League has it. Up to 4 players. And you can play splitscreen in online matches too! So you and up to three others can vs other teams online. That's current gen! More games need to have it though.

  • JP193 - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    I was at a friend's house yesterday, and there were just three of us, but he had his PS4 and Xbox One set up and there was one game with local play.
    I was like "What about Halo 5?" and he said Halo doesn't do local play any more.

    A lot of people are going to miss out, but also this is one of the main things consoles have over PC that's dying out.

  • jacoman74 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    If not that, bring back console link!

  • ElagabalusRex - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    It turns out that forcing you to buy extra copies of the same game is quite convenient for them.

  • bigjdmc - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    i dont know if it would work but this connected to multiple VR headsets would be the best thing in the world ever.

  • Caster1 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    They wont even have offline single player

  • rockernroller - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    My biggest request is more high ground

  • pm_me_cheat_codes - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    But then they can't make 4 people pay for the game.

  • MrFanciful - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Just want really good storylines and characters in single player games

  • John52677478 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Yeah we have super upgraded graphics 64 online players and yet the Nintendo 64 still beats the current gens ass with multiplayer, goldeneye , perfect dark , conkers bad fur day"the real one". Shit even goldeneye and perfect dark had bots to play with you don't even see those anymore. Wtf developers??

  • con3131 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Anybody remember Timesplitters: Future perfect? It had dis.

  • GrandHofTarkin - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I wish there were more of decent couch co-op games out there. My husband and I loved playing the hell out of Baldur's Gate on PS2.

  • Johnny_bubblegum - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    That means 4 people could have fun with one copy of the game. I prefer to have those 4 all buy a copy of the game to play together.

    Source: am EA CEO

  • Frankenheavy - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    it amazes me how a gaming franchise like halo, who kinda revolutionized offline multiplayer shooter, is not capable of including the one thing that made it stand out back then in the newest installment.

  • codevii - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    You have IRL friends?

  • roxy1447 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I admit it's not halo 4 all buy a WiiU anytime and that in itself is great to have.

  • FatGreasyPackersFan - 1 points - 8 hours ago


  • Notsomebodycall912 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Black ops 3 has spilt screen and looks like shit with it. so that's probably why most games don't have it

  • Metki - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I remember loving the shit out of the multiplayer games on my old 13, 20 and 28 inch old school Tv's. One square now will be the equivalent of having the whole old school screen all to yourself.

  • Lamejoin - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Just bring Halo to pc as an official release without capped FPS.

  • Katana314 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Buy indie games. Steam has a tag for "local co-op" and will identify it in the store page. I also run a curator page called Four Player that helps you find these games.

    Sadly yes, there's less of it in AAA.

  • pseudoishscientist - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    But that would take irl friends. ..

  • TheCSKlepto - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Yeah... they wont.

    I currently run a facility that is in part sponsored by Microsoft (we're trying to get Sony too, we're for soldiers) and even we can't get more than one to a box. We got a Halo 5 Tournament and I was pissed that we couldn't at least LAN any more. The mentality of "everyone needs a system, a game, and online access" seems a bit much for me

  • narmorra - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I don't really get the outrage of people if a game doesn't have split screen options.

    But then again, I don't have a brother or friends who are interested in that kind of games or living close to me to enjoy split screen...

  • Bhaald - 1 points - 8 hours ago


  • MooThePoo - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Look at tho..o..ose, look at tho..o..ose, Look at thooose.

  • JustAnimeAndPorn - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I want to see working mirrors, everywhere, ex CARS FOR GOD'S SAKE

  • solo6383 - 1 points - 7 hours ago

    For about 450 bucks I built a gaming HTPC that I hooked up to our big screen TV. Yeah it can't run more intense games, but we mainly use it for family game time. Lego games, 4 player Goat Simulator, Rocket League, Speed runners, Crawl, Tallowmere, and a few other ones. About to start playing Tales of Symphonia with my daughter. And what's wrong with using controllers? Driving games are better on controllers vs keyboard as well as being easier to use for little hands.

  • a_posh_trophy - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Just call them games or future games. Next gen doesn't mean shit anymore.

  • ironmanmk42 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Lego marvel games have split screen co-op with drop.in and out anytime and that in itself is great to have.

    All games must have imo :

    Lengthy single player

    Offline completely playable, No always online reqs

    No microtransactions

    Meaningful long dlc not on release day

    No pre-order bonus which isn't also available to others

    Local multiplayer

    Mission editors

    Mod support

    Expansion packs after release

    Demos (restrict to one level or 1 hour is fine )

  • yaosio - -2 points - 11 hours ago

    PC already has that.

  • ImWatchinUWatchinMe - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    Back in the 90s, we would boot up the N64 with Goldeneye or Perfect Dark, and sick a chair backwards toward the TV. My brother being the smallest, would sit there. Over the chair, we draped a bed sheet, and it would divide the TV horizontally, as we sick combs between the 27" 80lb beast and the fiberboard entertainment center.

    Sheet match was born. Afterwards, with the X box, a lan cable worked, and the sheet now hung vertically from the ceiling and divided the room as we reveled in our genius. I winner how much fun we missed out on by not having a PC which already did what we were trying to emulate...to this day.

    Give me a decent co-op game you fucking pricks! 90% of all multiplayer games are fps, wtf?

    I'm very excited about Star Citizen. I couldn't give a shit about call of duty or battlefield anymore. BF was way better, for a time, but they have disappointed me beyond my willingness to throw any more money at then. I think DICE became more concerned about releasing dates rather than quality, and relegated their incredible franchise in the name of sales #s. My first BF was Bad Company 2, and it was incredible. I don't feel they did much more than mostly different maps, until BF 4, which still refused to work after 3 patches. Fuck em both. CR will begin a revolutionames like GabeN liberated our territory once again.

  • ImSoPeachy - -1 points - 13 hours ago

    For game devs to go forward they need to go backwards.

  • Bananaboatsunshine - -1 points - 11 hours ago

    Then get ready to pay more for hardware. This gen is to far behind in hardware to do the graphics people demand and render more then one version of the game at a time.

    The consoles can't even run a decent framerate on a single version at the graphics people demand for the majority of games.

  • jmac3979 - -1 points - 9 hours ago

    It's called a PC. You can make lobbies that have passwords and are private. Is that not a thing on console?

  • sandy_virginia_esq - -1 points - 8 hours ago

    So, LAN gaming, right?

  • losian - -1 points - 8 hours ago


    No, but seriously, let's be real. Online-forced multiplayer is all about several things - one big one is definitely DRM. But it's also marketing and control. You think they aren't tracking when you play, how often, what you do when you play, who you play with, etc.? It's just like Google and other companies watching how you surf, these guys want to mine every tidbit they can about how you play. Surely at least some of it, to be fair, is for game improvement, but you better sure as fuck believe a lot of it is for marketing and research and targetted ads.

    As I mentioned, too, online gives them control. None of that pesky modding that fixes/releases more than the devs can, no fun hacks or fiddling with stuff, and if you're offline with your friends they can't depend on you being online to fill out space for other people without friends to make the multiplayer viable, either.

  • armedburrito - -1 points - 8 hours ago

    God there posts are getting stupid. Nobody cards about your nostalgia for Mario party. Gaming has evolved, and split screen multiplayer is mostly obsolete for a reason.

  • Jass1995 - 0 points - 11 hours ago

    Rocket League has it. Up to 4 players. And you can play splitscreen in online matches too! So you and up to three others can vs other teams online. That's current gen! More games need to have it though.

  • barkeology - 0 points - 10 hours ago

    /u/WilliamVandyke, /u/roberttaylor, /u/antonvandemark

  • SMlLE - 0 points - 10 hours ago

    Well you're in luck OP, coz there are some games that currently have offline multiplayer and I know y'all are gonna say "but I want 'XYZ' to have split screen" but I'm just answering OPs request yo.

  • Thebacklash - 0 points - 10 hours ago

    I've heard arguements that games have just gotten too big/high resolution to have split screen... but that argument doesn't make sense to me. Even if that's the case, couldn't you just have a lower graphics setting for multiplayer?

  • TruthfulOtter - 0 points - 8 hours ago

    You'd be lucky to get offline single player these days.

  • onmychest26 - 0 points - 8 hours ago


    generations are scam, when xbox one was released the hardware was already outdated. I'm playing on a fucking laptop that has better specs, for fucks sake.

    Also, multi monitors - isn't it ironic, that multiple monitors is literally the best setup for offline multiplayer... yet gamedevs always assume that PC players wouldn't want to have that feature? (not to mention that a decent PC can render average game on two monitors in 60fps, while xbox still struggles with 30fps on one)

  • sparatan117 - -6 points - 11 hours ago

    Just remember, this is what allows piracy... which is why they stopped doing it in the first place.

    Gotta love how a few can mess it up for everyone.

  • MekaTriK - -4 points - 9 hours ago

    Seriously though, how do you expect two people to play on the same pc?

  • nerostorm - -1 points - 8 hours ago

    Might actually be possible with the refreshed PS4, as long as the devs implement it.

  • Sixteen_Million - -14 points - 14 hours ago

    Split-screen multiplayer is lame though. Taxes the hardware too much.

    So either go 'LAN'...

    • ...or home-handheld hybrid. (I'm looking at you, Nintendo...)
  • Shriven666 - -8 points - 13 hours ago

    what enables multiplayer is that pesky online component. the term you wanted was co-op

"That's not the only thing that works..."


  • JakJakAttacks - 766 points - 17 hours ago

    Did he try to jack himself off?

  • shice945 - 211 points - 16 hours ago

    It just goes to show how real VR feels when he tries to kick the hand when he dropped it

  • juru1876 - 167 points - 17 hours ago


    the gif leaves out the part where he throws the brain across the office.

  • exiledwolfking - 90 points - 17 hours ago

    I watched the actual video and it's 10x funnier listening to them laugh hysterically when they scan these things

  • maxm3rc3r - 346 points - 18 hours ago

    Here is a link to the original video. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAMpL5I_mJc&feature;=youtu.be&t;=637

  • apflex - 257 points - 17 hours ago

    No, it really is the best VR game currently. You get to do pretty much anything you want with what's around you. You can even water a plant with the coffee machine - ludacris!

  • mtnorgard - 7 points - 13 hours ago

    Lots of Rooster Teeth on r/all lately. I don't mind.

  • GenericUsernameLol - 12 points - 17 hours ago

    For a second I thought he was going to try to photocopy his dick.

  • irfanburningowl - 16 points - 17 hours ago

    god dammit gavin

  • tfdom - 8 points - 14 hours ago

    This copy machine is probably the best part of this game

  • STINKdoctor - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    So much more amazing with these dudes' reactions hahaha

  • imfallinfree - 5 points - 16 hours ago

    can you scan your ass

  • Ryhlac - 7 points - 14 hours ago

    We all know what he's gonna photocopy next.

  • i124qnds - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    Love the squee from the spectators.

  • thedroxer - 2 points - 12 hours ago

    I love how he tried to kick the hand after jacking of with it

  • SkilledB - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    VR the champions my frieeeend

  • factor3x - 2 points - 9 hours ago


  • I_Like_Spoilers - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Jeremy and Gavin freaking out when the brain comes out made me burst out laughing. I fucking love the VR the Champions videos, especially how much Michael hates the name

  • Alllife13 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Do the head one!

  • Neondangel - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I don't know why but watching gameplay of this game is just so cute to me

  • whendoesOpTicplay - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Wayyy better with the audio.

  • DinaDinaDinaBatman - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    is that earthquake mode?

  • draw_it_now - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    For some reason I've overlooked all their VR videos... I mean, they're in my subscriptions, I just didn't see them

  • nocontroll - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    How do people not constantly hurt themselves while using these things?

  • IceColdFresh - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    This is the kind of office I would like to work in.

  • Bloqhead - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I'm in tears. What the hell even is this? I want to play it.

  • pida_bite_rage - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Gavin is adorable. swoon

  • Wormspike - -3 points - 13 hours ago

    what the fuck is this game? why are people so fascinated with a virtual reality copy machine? god I guess I'm getting old

  • yaosio - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Giantbomb did this so much better it's ridiculous.

  • Gavin_Freedom - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Good ole' Gavin

  • thlst - -2 points - 14 hours ago

    Why not copy your own dick?

  • machoman0555 - 0 points - 15 hours ago

    For a second I thought before playing it the first time.

  • lilant135 - -12 points - 11 hours ago

    Yea vr looks sweet? Seriously what a fukin joke, shits going to flop so hard

GTA Misunderstanding


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  • KisaiSakurai - 44 points - 17 hours ago

    I love how the other guy starts freaking out when he sees the lady get punched.

  • ks501 - 125 points - 18 hours ago

    You found Ray Rice!

  • jrm20070 - 101 points - 18 hours ago

    I love how the other guy doesn't try to tell him what happened and just runs off. That would be me.

  • Don_Tiny - 18 points - 15 hours ago

    Love the fella from the 1920s who decides it's time for the ol' 23-skidoo and exits stage left.

  • pickledseacat - 33 points - 18 hours ago


  • Sixstringseagul - 47 points - 18 hours ago

    I watched this happen in an Apple Store once. A old lady bumped into a big dudes arm and he thought someone was trying to steal from him. He turned around and punched her husband in the face. I think he broke his nose. It was crazy.

  • Rombolio - 19 points - 16 hours ago

    That kick was so damned well-timed I choked on my wine. Fucking-a.

  • JJJevans - 7 points - 16 hours ago

    Reminds me of this.

  • 1K_Games - 4 points - 15 hours ago

    This game is best played at Cockatoo's. I have yet to be disappointed watching Trannies fist fight.

  • SirCorgi - 3 points - 14 hours ago

    And here it is in real life http://i.imgur.com/T9UlKR9.gif

  • Langager90 - 6 points - 15 hours ago

    Looks like a real American Hero.

    Also, the way that white guy tries to run away is very representative of WHY WE SHOULDN'T BE ON DANCE FLOORS!

  • StipTheStickman - 7 points - 16 hours ago

    Oh! I didn't realize they put NFL players in this game

  • ZenBowling - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    I love how the white guy skidaddles away

  • Stormlow - 8 points - 17 hours ago

    I literally spat out a puff of air from my lungs when I saw that first punch.

  • nevek - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Didn't know about that Chris Brown's easter egg! Thanks op!

  • vignouts - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    it made me laugh, holy shit haha

  • E-Strange - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Snorted. 3 times. So damn funny.

  • DidUBringTheStuff - 1 points - 16 hours ago


  • xynxia - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Man, Hooch is crazy!

  • wikipediavalidsource - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Chris Brown?!

  • tready93 - 1 points - 14 hours ago


  • AlCapone111 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Bitch didn't have his money

  • metheworld - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    OMG Call the cop's

  • UnusualGuy_ - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    New glasses and new face for the woman

  • a_flock_of_goats - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Jesus, the amount of air she gets off that sucker punch.

  • fireg8 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Next thing you see the guy driving away in a white Ford Bronco...

  • TheGoad - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    GTA: Coontown

  • YouComplainALot - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Equal rights equal fights.

  • Woah_Moses - 1 points - 14 hours ago


  • neurotic_flamingo - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Smacked the glasses right off her.

  • BumbleTummy - -8 points - 19 hours ago

    What? A black guy misunderstanding the situation, becoming pissed at the innocent woman because he was 'dissed' and goes off on whitey? So this is Sim game?

  • CynicalDolphin - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    You can tell he was tired of hearing her talk on the phone.

  • PrimeGen - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    That head punch is phenomenal!

  • Cynikal818 - -4 points - 15 hours ago

    Uhgg this game is so misogynistic. I cant wait until Hillary bans violent video games

  • NanoBuc - -4 points - 18 hours ago

    Then the cops come and he gets shot.

  • Durden11 - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    The other guy is all into it until he kicks her and gets sketched out.

  • generic_username_100 - -15 points - 19 hours ago

    Insert racist comment here

  • Jonesizzle - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    The white guys reaction is to immediately run away. lol

  • dinosquirrel - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    A week ago. This was posted a fucking week ago. Good, fucking Damn. Sherry if I get sick of circle jerk posts that keep subs full of the same shit.

  • RacistAngryJackAss - -5 points - 16 hours ago

    Honest question, why don't the females get aggressive?

    I know it probably wouldnt be too realistic, but it's GTA, and I'd find it funny to see is all, some upstuck looking woman suddenly nig someone

My favorite way to start fires in Grand Theft Auto


  • RemoteViewingTrainee - 12 points - Yesterday

    kind of like rubbing sticks together

  • ThatsMyHoverboard - 7 points - Yesterday

    Steel car hood+ Flint shoe heels = Fire

  • thatsnotchocolatebro - 7 points - Yesterday

    If you play it backwards cj is just being a good citizen, protecting the hood from wildfires

  • TheOtherJuggernaut - 5 points - Yesterday

    When u in da club and your jam comes on.

  • everypostepic - 2 points - Yesterday

    You see Ivan, the metal bends back n forth at such an extreme rate, it heats up, and starts a fire.

  • Danze1984 - 1 points - Yesterday

    I prefer to roll the car to set it on fire. Especially on a mission, when I need said car.

  • lctrl - 1 points - Yesterday

    That nostalgia tho'.

  • Alpaca10 - 1 points - Yesterday

    it's like summoning the demon into this car

  • Mccobsta - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Works in Simpsons Hit and run to

  • wombatinncombat - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Is my mixtape on the bottom of his shoe?

  • Overlord_Boogie - 1 points - 19 hours ago


I can not be the only one


  • Dunny_Odune - 3 points - 21 hours ago

    If it looks like the wasteland when you come out, just go back in

  • forkl - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    I always feel kinda weird when I go to the flicks in daylight and come out when its dark.

  • M1ghtypen - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    I've seen the lights, I've seen the lights of Megaton...

Beautiful poster artwork for 'The Last of Us' by Olly Moss


  • SpicyBearTurd - 8 points - 23 hours ago

    wow. both beautiful and creepy

  • pickledseacat - 3 points - 23 hours ago

    Frame it on your wall and then stare at it while listening to some relaxing ambient music.

  • iamnas - 2 points - 23 hours ago

    I love Olly Moss' work

  • Srichakar45 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Does anyone know where one could buy this?

  • Plutoxx - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Is this official?

  • Meepers_Minnows - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Looks like some kind of ocean themed masquerade type deal.

  • StonedSloth777 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    bow needs fire rate nerf

  • BoerboelFace - 0 points - Yesterday


Cities Skylines is a beautiful game


  • NoFucksGiver - 37 points - Yesterday

    almost made me reinstall the game

    then I remembered I suck at city planning :(

  • earldbjr - 20 points - Yesterday

    I loved this game but I couldn't get past the absolute shit that is traffic management. I had high hopes that they would get around to making better traffic management and gave up when they shrugged it off as "working as intended".

    Because a 6 land highway with all cars in only one lane is how traffic works...

  • Poof_Wonder - 7 points - Yesterday

    I tried it out, really nice looking game. But I suck dick at it soo...

  • Iupin86 - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    Check out this gif from the Cities subreddit

  • Northern_Chiliad - 2 points - Yesterday

    Google maps now has a 3D mode that models everything in sat view. It reminded me of this!

  • lctrl - 1 points - Yesterday

    For anyone wondering, this runs on Unity engine.

  • Roggi44 - 1 points - Yesterday

    I loved SimCity 4.

    Tried this, but for some reason the game just looks so blurry no matter what I do.It's not playble for me :/

    I rarely play games for their graphics but this was so annoying to me.

  • TheGeeNee - 1 points - Yesterday

    Oh it's snow. Thought it was a grain filter :P

  • djaeveloplyse - 1 points - Yesterday

    Looks like an awesome GTA city.

  • studmuffffffin - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    And meanwhile I can't even figure out how to set up power lines.

  • WolfySpice - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    For the past 20 hours of gameplay, I've just been setting up the highway network with the extra road pieces (2, 4, 5, 6 lane highways). It's just so relaxing, building amazing interchanges with huge lanes.

  • ioxwave - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    the major in sim city lives 300 years.

  • johnfreeman1111111 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    don't let it get away

  • -e46tof30 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    seen this on the front page, took me a second to realize that this is a video game

  • Night_Thastus - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I bought it and got frustrated and quit after a few hours.

    I had coal power plants (intended to be temporary until I had better stuff researched) but they never fucking got coal and ran out. No matter what I did. I could give them their own road all to themselves, or put them directly next to the region-connecting ones. Nothing worked.

  • DidUBringTheStuff - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Reminds me of Xcom 2's cities.

  • VexatiousOne - 1 points - Yesterday

    Nice! Been on the fence about playing for a long time! may actually finally have to after this!

  • 32LeftatT10 - -1 points - 20 hours ago

    It's too easy, just painting the map gets boring. I played 100 hours the first couple months after release and not touched it since. I miss the days of Sim City 4 requiring you to really work hard to get people to come to your city, to get high rises, educated populations, etc. Traffic is annoying as they all take the same line around the streets, even emergency vehicles wanting to turn left wait in a long line instead of going around everyone like they do in real life. I know more mods are coming out but you end up spending more than half your time trying to get some mods and then troubleshooting problems. And the limit of only about 40k actual citizens no matter your population is another big negative. I wanted a SC4 replacement, maybe next version.

Cosplay level: Perfect


  • BritainsNuttiestGuy - 43 points - Yesterday

    I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

    -Bruce Lee

  • abraksis747 - 15 points - Yesterday

     For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. 

  • xantxant - 27 points - Yesterday

    Repost level: daily.

  • WraithCadmus - 5 points - 23 hours ago

    The kicks had my curiosity, the drop into the reverse stance got my attention.

  • CrazedRavings - 5 points - Yesterday

    That was awesome, I'm assuming this was some kind of competition because of the stage? Did she win?

  • FineFlowingTableSalt - 4 points - Yesterday

    Level level: Level

  • KiXpiX - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    This is a sped up version. It's impressive, but it's not that fast in real life. Source(potato quality)

  • chemical_refraction - 6 points - Yesterday

    "Daigo ain't scared."

  • thatsmistersir - 2 points - Yesterday

    Button masher

  • HussyDude14 - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    I am almost sure this is just a sped-up version of the original. Anyone have a source?

  • TokyoFoxtrot - 1 points - Yesterday


  • NatakuNox - 1 points - Yesterday

    Owww tingle

  • sonicz3r0 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Now she should do the spinning bird kick.

  • commonsense559 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    no way that was bad ass what's her name I want to follow her on Twitter

  • Ael_Bundy - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Thighs not big enough, 4/10.

  • Qarbone - -2 points - 22 hours ago

    Not even close to perfect. If it was "perfect", I'd be seeing enough afterimages of legs and thighs that I'd believe I was looking at a commercial for KFC.

  • Sk3wba - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    No spinning bird kick, not impressed

  • Da_real_bossman - -3 points - 21 hours ago

    Slowpoke could've dodged those kicks

When your teammate gets in the way


  • hashtag_duh - 14 points - Yesterday

    Finally, someone posted a hardcore match.

  • Caleb__ - 4 points - 22 hours ago


  • twigboy - 6 points - 21 hours ago

    Haha love the way he takes a moment to look at the guy on the floor to think, pull out a defrib then realise "nah fuck it"

  • CookizMonstz - 3 points - 23 hours ago

    Sadly, this is one of the only ways you'll get a headshot.

  • SonofFink - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    We call that being NC on Planetside :)


  • lolxcat - 2 points - Yesterday

    inb4 booted for that

  • Soulburner7 - 2 points - Yesterday

    Right in the base of the skull. Take a salt tablet.

  • _Threedifferentones_ - 1 points - Yesterday

    You hate to see it.

  • Thatches - 1 points - Yesterday

    Comin in hot Harry!

  • willscue - 1 points - Yesterday

    When cockblocking backfires.

  • Iamnotsmartspender - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    This kinda reminds me of a scene on the walking dead

  • maledictt - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Nooooo! Mr President!

  • im1nsanelyhideousbut - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    always happens when youre awping down a doorway in dust 2

  • SquirtBox - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    It happens quite a bit I think...


  • jCulby - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Which gun is that?

  • imjoeycusack - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Ahh, good ol' Golmud

  • Here_to_say_Dumbshit - 1 points - Yesterday

    One shot. One kill. Won't even hear it coming.

  • deleted - 0 points - 23 hours ago


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