How I spent my Sunday morning

Comments

  • T_Peg - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    brb doing this

  • SwearWords - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Good choice in Mario. SMB2 is my favorite.

  • enragethehive - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    If it was straight I'd be much more impressed. I'm still impressed.

  • Mitchmark94 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    I thought that was a giant pc on the right side

  • homeboy46 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    USF! Yee

  • rus_tshackelford - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Upvote for having the same mouse as me!

  • BloodFeastIslandMan - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    We're water bottle buddies. Blue nalgene woowoo!

  • Invalid_Uzer - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Time well spent if you ask me

  • UncleDmerr - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Way better than going to church!

  • behar1 - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    Nice water bottle.

  • dmcraft - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    That's a nice mouse.

  • Depapepepepepepepepe - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    How long it took you to finish this? Well done, two thumbs up.

My girlfriend made me an awesome cheese cake for my birthday!

Comments

  • Alfredo28 - 13 points - 20 hours ago

    He looks like he knows he's about to be eaten, which is ironic because he's been eating his enemies for years

  • Galabalabing - 8 points - 14 hours ago

    At least she tried

  • Brahskididdler - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    Why is it in a pie dish?

  • luger33 - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Does anyone else find it odd so many posts these days, especially in this sub but all over reddit, begin with "My boyfriend this" or "My girlfriend that?"

  • Tech21101 - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    So many food crafts lately...

  • where_is_the_cheese - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    That's a store bought pre-made graham cracker crust. She clearly doesn't love you.

  • tyvanius - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    /r/gamingcakes

  • machu_pikacchu - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    I could easily see Nintendo making a Kirby's Epic Cheesecake/Kirby and the Cheesecake Curse where everything looks like it's made of pastry. I would play that game and get really hungry afterwards though.

  • Daltamus - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Neat. Looks tasty :)

  • Zorogami - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Kirby is one of my favorite vg characters! Hope it was tasty, great job!

  • deleted - 1 points - 18 hours ago

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  • deleted - 1 points - 17 hours ago

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  • Greetings_Stranger - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    When I clicked on it I thought it was a top down picture of slippers. The thumbnail proved otherwise when I clicked to go back!

    I'm jealous.

  • yaosio - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Did she make you a Pikachu cupcake to go with that Jigglypuff?

  • Nihilater - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    It's my birthday, too. Happy Birthday, Birthday Buddy.

  • bob99900090 - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    belongs in /r/shittyfoodporn

  • tadir - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    My first thought was, why are there shoes on that cake. Then I felt dumb.

  • DariusQuest - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    haha that's awesome!

  • Shnikez - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    That's a nice bowling ball!!

  • ZordonFreemanI - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    I wish my girlfriend would give me Cheesecake.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Bloobit - -5 points - 18 hours ago

    • cheesecake
    • kirby
    • I love cheesecake
    • Kirby is adorable
      Poyo. ("I want ;~;")

Scumbag Bethesda - Not even a safe chest in your house will work

Comments

  • Commandershephard69 - 180 points - Yesterday

    Quest items don't actually have weight to them sure the number is there but there's no weight to it ( at lest for me )

  • CatapaulonitDude - 52 points - Yesterday

    The weight of quest items doesn't add into the total weight

  • FrenchGeek - 832 points - Yesterday

    The weight is only added when they stop being quest items.

  • Harperlarp - 31 points - 21 hours ago

    Quest items don't actually weight anything while the quest is still active. They only attain mass once the quest has been completed, (or failed).

  • WarLorax - 14 points - 21 hours ago

    It's so that you don't accidentally lose/sell a quest item.

    My son was playing Arcanum and had the matchbook that lets you find Rosewater randomly pick-pocketed from him. He knew from my game where the town was, but even colouring in the map with back and forth walking, you can't find the village without that matchbook, and if you can't find the village, you can't advance the quest.

    Skyrim not letting you drop/sell quest items prevents this.

  • mgjv - 10 points - 19 hours ago

    This is untrue. The quest items do not have weight until after a quest is completed, then they can be discarded.

  • MuddyFudgesicle - 6 points - 18 hours ago

    Scumbag OP

    Makes a rant about carry weight.
    Didn't even test it which would have proven himself wrong.

  • Brotheigh - 81 points - Yesterday

    It's Bethesda's way of saying hey, you, stop talking to everyone and finish the quest you started last year already.

  • Jejmaze - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    Quest items don't actually weigh you down.

  • Snaz5 - 5 points - 20 hours ago

    They don't ACTUALLY weigh anything, otherwise you'd be running around with 60lbs of elder scrolls by time you finish the main quest and Dawnguard.

  • msgaia - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    Oh my god how many times is this going to be debunked before people stop talking about it.

  • JuntaEx - 5 points - 18 hours ago

    Scumbag Bethesda - Makes you gather like a million stones of Berenziah - makes them unstackable and non-removable

  • Tech21101 - 9 points - 22 hours ago

    I see you finished Dawnguard, well, here have all of these 20 pound scrolls! Oh, and by the way, you can't take them out of your inventory because fuck you.

  • s1500 - 4 points - 20 hours ago

    In one house you can buy, you can mount quest item weapons onto a fancy wall display that normally you were stuck with. Got rid of that charming staff that was with me forever.

  • lildeek12 - 4 points - 18 hours ago

    My favorite trick was to get Red Eagle's Fury( a sword given to you a part if a quest) and it would never leave your inventory. So if you had all your items taken for somereason, you kept the sword. This was especially useful for the "Foresworn Conspiracy" quest.

  • Sebteck - 9 points - Yesterday

    best when you accidentaly picked up a quest item because you thought it looked cool/you could sell it for a good price

  • evantheterrible - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    it's worse when you pick up the item before given the quest, because then you can never discard and never fulfill the quest.

  • FuzzyDunlop_ - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    I had to do the unlimited carry cheat. I'm too much of a packrat to keep throwing shit out of my bag.

  • MaverickRobot - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    Booo hooo games are hard

  • casualguy82 - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    there is a weight listed with them, but it does not count against your carrying capacity until the quest is complete. That make the ancient nordic pickaxe pretty much the only axe worth carrying in the game.

  • EminemLovesGrapes - 7 points - 21 hours ago

    player.removeitem 000C370E 1

    One of the many reason i like the pc version. Gets rid of so much guff you get after quests and never get rid of.

  • blackProctologist - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    You know you can sell the elder scrolls to the college of winterhold right?

  • anduin1 - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    player.modav carryweight 9999 oops....i guess im superman now

  • totallyaaccountname - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Mods.

  • WildSlaking - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Did the people that upvoted this even play Skyrim? I learned pretty damn quickly that quest items don't actually have weight, aside from the rare occasion where you get to keep the quest item. Come on r/gaming, my expectations aren't even high.

  • JMAN7102 - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    The game shows the items as having weight, but if you remove all items form your inventory aside from the quest items, your effective weight is ZERO. This isn't a problem.

  • Joethepsycho - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    Mmhmm. I'm glad this is marked false information, and I kinda hope OP feels a little silly. No offense OP, but that's not how this works. And don't try to say I have bullshit like mods, I play on an Xbox, and I will bet money that my elder scroll has no effect on my carry weight. For those of you that have quest items that actually affect your carry weight, I'm sorry, and I have no explanation as to why, but they are not supposed to.

  • zissou99 - 2 points - 12 hours ago

    Finish your damn quests slacker

  • babyblanka - 3 points - 21 hours ago

    It's worse when there's a super glitch and even though you've completed the quest, the item can never be dropped.

  • sirethan - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Ah, the good 'ol days of running around and killing everything with a weightless Umbra Sword.

  • deleted - 1 points - Yesterday

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  • Mimiloki - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    If it was true it would be a good thing for RPG, actually.

  • deleted - 0 points - 20 hours ago

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  • co99950 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I think getting rid if the freedom in elder scrolls game for the sake of stopping you from running the story killed elder scrolls. Miss when you could actually drop quest items and kill everyone even important NPCs because that's elder scrolls and you're not playing to have someone hold your hand.

  • Thatomeglekid - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Step one: put ALL items in chest (except your favorite armor and weapon) Step two: commit a crime and go to jail Step three: pick jail cell lock go to chest pick out your armor and weapons but leave your quest items. Works every time unless they patched it. I haven't played in about a year so they may have.

  • ud_patter - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    You can drop weapons by putting them on a weapon rack.

  • Spikey59 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Why not just complete the quests?

  • skelebone - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    You can get some quest items out of your inventory by putting then in weapons racks and on display plaques. They're not in your inventory, but they're in a place where they can't be 'lost', and they're part of a different inventory that's not your personal one.

  • MistaMojoRisin - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Even if it had weight, there are so many mods out there to take care of this issue. How else do you think I horde everything I find?! BAG OF HOLDING!!

  • Herramenn - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    This was a problem in Morrowind if I remember correctly. One quest required me to steal a diamond, except it couldn't be just any diamond, and I had stolen it waaaayyy back in the day. Ended up having to use the console because I couldn't for the life of me track it down again.

  • m4nch - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    The only real issue you may have is that you're able store quest weapons on a display rack. So if you've got a bunch of houses and forget where you put it... well...

  • Coffeelol - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    2.3k karma for something that isn't even true.

  • One_Sock_Too_Many - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I had a problem once where I had to pick up some items from a temple, including alchemy items, and it meant I could not do anything with a whole stack of giant's toes taking up all my room. Only 1 item had no weight.

  • Takes_Big_Poops - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Every time I hear the name Bethesda I think of Nick Kroll and The League on FX

  • Geemge0 - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Hey didn't this horse get beat like... 2 years ago?

  • Manty5 - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Um, this is NOT false info.

    Gauldur Amulet Fragment.

    Checkmate.

    Can we fire mods who mark things as false without doing basic research?

  • jeffbingham - -1 points - 21 hours ago

    They don't have weight, stupid.

  • jacoman74 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Scumbag Bethesda: Extremely low chance of blood dragons at low levels, spawning regularly at level 4.

    "Fuck."

  • liquidpixel - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    The only two hacks I use took care of my biggest annoyances when playing the otherwise amazing game. Lockpick Pro for the stupid minigame (not spending half my play-time just picking locks) and BYOG to raise the carry limit to max. Because I agree, some stuff shouldn't have weight - realism aside you're still playing a video game.

  • t00sl0w - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Come on Bethesda, add some accountability back into your games. I remember in morrowind I put off starting the main quest until I was like level 60, then realized I had lost the scroll or whatever it was you needed to get the guy to talk to you.

  • Fazblood779 - 1 points - Yesterday

    In Oblivion quest items had no weight.

  • mlahero - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    F**k you Stones of Barenziah!

  • sumelar - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    You guys must be using mods, because my elder scroll and barenziah gems definitely have weight. Maybe you're the ones who should actually test things before typing? When I built my house with the hearthfire expansion, and had to move all my crap from other houses, I took off all my gear and got rid of everything in inventory except for quest items. I was not at zero weight.

  • Deroni76 - -1 points - 22 hours ago

    And that's why mods are made.

  • mosher89 - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    There is a console command that can remove quest items from inventory.

  • daedriqi - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    I miss the days on morrowind when you could do just about anything the game engine allows even if it ruins quests or storylines... brought some reasons to not just carelessly sell and kill everything.

  • TheBQE - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Looking at you, 20 weight Elder Scroll.

  • Sig4life - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Why is it I still can't drop the damn 20 lb Elder Scrolls??

  • ErOcK1986 - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    I fucking love this game but yeah. No shit!!!!!

Dad my game froze

Comments

  • jbrooks279 - 7 points - 13 hours ago

    Put it in the microwave. worked for my hamster

  • D00maGedd0n - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    i hate when that happens

  • deleted - 1 points - 12 hours ago

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  • kahrido - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Still better than a dead pixel.

  • ScriptMentor - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Try pulling off the batery ,That´s it!

  • WiseCentaur9 - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    You put this in the freezer just to post it didn't you?

    I would have too

  • Toxic_Axon - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    Did you try turning it off and on again?

  • murderouspanda00 - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    you have to blow into the cartridge

  • sitarguitar - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    Ah, the good ol' days. Maybe try to blow on it?

  • VitaGuy - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    Made in China

  • Seusstein - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    The original "pause"

  • PartySnowman - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    I used to get things like this to play with at the dentist.

  • technical_goblins - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    Hе is ruthlеss in thаt gаmе. Ghаndi рls mеrсy.

  • herpitty_derp - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Reminds me of a joke. A Text conversation between a husband and wife -

    Wife: "Windows frozen. Won't open."

    Husband: "Try pouring a little warm water over it. That should free it up."

    A few minutes later..

    Wife: "Now the computer won't even start up."

  • Gibboni101 - 0 points - 12 hours ago

    Why would they go through all the effort to make a shitty ring game look like a psp

  • TheShagohodIsOurs - -2 points - 13 hours ago

    get your boy a real psp!

  • JakJakAttacks - -2 points - 13 hours ago

    They totally didn't copy the Playstation controller buttons. The square is on TOP.

Six months of sticky notes. Comfy Knight has done well!

Comments

  • Durandal_1707 - 121 points - 18 hours ago

    Looks like someone enchanted their swords with lightning while the graphics were on low settings.

  • ajdzis - 25 points - 16 hours ago

    I have never before seen a power-strip with outlets on the sides. I need that.

  • SirNickselot - 18 points - 18 hours ago

    immediately thought of this cheese ad

    http://www.whtt.com/images/featured_image/0/paired_modules/6/1403269229_stretch.png

  • KingCoolCup - 8 points - 17 hours ago

    I need this.

    Where can I buy this?

  • sub-85 - 12 points - 18 hours ago

    Left: quests accepted - right: quests finished.

  • Pkacua - 5 points - 17 hours ago

    which game? dark souls?

  • ScrawnJuan - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    I'd like to think these are all of the appointments he missed and agrily sword'd

  • aceer15 - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    You need to use more stickies...that's like a day of stickies for me.

  • PatrickNichols - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Is it just me or does the extension look like a Wii controller?

  • Resigningtunic - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Best practical use of a statue ever.Great Job man

  • BLUFALCON78 - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Do you work for or are you in the military or other government service?

  • Myolor - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Tell melisa I said hi!

  • Brosefious - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    That knight is just bad ass. I think of Galahad when I see it. That fur is noble and savage at the same time.

  • xwiggsx - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    That's the greatest power strip I have ever seen

  • magyk_whizard - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    You have a Nexus 4, don't you, OP.

Press A to corn

Comments

  • turritorstai3 - 177 points - 22 hours ago

    ORDER CORN

  • sub-85 - 160 points - 22 hours ago

    Corn for everyone!

  • GasolineFlavoredGum - 74 points - 22 hours ago

    Life In The Midwest Simulator 2015

  • EasyOAuditorium - 322 points - 21 hours ago

    This is from Watch Dogs, and the full text is "(A) Corner". The prompt is for moving around a corner when the player is in cover (ie. corner cover). The only reason is just says "corn" is that some elements of the game's HUD act like they're in a 3D space, sort of like the inventory menu in Borderlands, so it's possible for the player to cover parts up.

    EDIT: Like this

  • moarlongcatplox2 - 45 points - 21 hours ago

    A

  • Baogames - 29 points - 21 hours ago

    Acorn

  • GhosX9 - 16 points - 21 hours ago

    I'm just imagining Aiden screaming "CORN!" Like in the Heavy Rain Shaun glitch.

  • BurnedToast00 - 6 points - 21 hours ago

    order corn

  • auralucario2 - 6 points - 21 hours ago

    Press A to Horse: http://youtu.be/UuXy0bT-nCU

  • maggosh - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    Okay, what you just did is jump...

  • austac06 - 4 points - 17 hours ago

    Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

  • dudeface- - 4 points - 17 hours ago

    Corn being the verb of corner makes sense to me.

  • FuriousRod - 12 points - 21 hours ago

    Could someone tell me how to do this? I'm all ears...

  • original_individual - 4 points - 22 hours ago

    A

    WHERE THE HELL IS MY CORN

  • onetoendall - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    spaghett!

  • Benny_Mcmetal - 4 points - 22 hours ago

    That's not an Acorn, Its some guy!

  • AnchovyKiedis - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    The irony of that being the prison scene. Press A to "corn" indeed.

  • Didsota - 4 points - 20 hours ago

    A Corn

    ACorn

    Acorn

  • LittleUrbanAchiever - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    Watch your corn hole dude.

  • GoodLordigans - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    We're not so different, we're both corn of action.

  • Kiernan88 - 5 points - 20 hours ago

    That N64 Game looks pretty good.

  • reddituser590 - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Order corn

  • Hazzie666 - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    This pretty much sums up what it's like to live in Illinois.

  • jojjo223 - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    order corn

  • Ave3ng3d7X - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    Order corn.

  • Razorray21 - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    James Holmes simulator 2015

  • Deity_Link - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    gentlemen

  • jacobcraft1111 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Do you have to order it first?

  • SamSlate - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    We're both corn of action...

  • ProPooperator - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Dat pro capture card though.

  • Three_Word_Guy - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    A corn. SQUASH!

  • MattAmoroso - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwCHbFwqAo

  • King-of-Corn - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I control the corn not the player!

  • 5_sec_rule - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    DLC Downloadable Corn

  • 5_sec_rule - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Do you even corn bro?

  • deleted - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    [deleted]

  • captainfuckinawkward - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Corn is always interesting.

  • StinkyLunchBox - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    "Anyone want to see the corn in my shit?"

  • dontgetaddicted - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    A

  • Silvedl - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

  • torrus - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    SHAWN!!!!

  • just_add_porn - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    JASON!

  • AccordionORama - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Looks like a corner.

  • stustuca - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    F

  • nyanmeow - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Link to the news story.

  • MyBawllzAreSaggin - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Idk why this post was upvoted so much.

  • professorfox - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    A

  • Depapepepepepepepepe - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Press B for sweet corn, Press C for salted corn.

  • teck11918 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    A

  • YouMoveLikeIWantTo - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    He has to be the worst Corner I have ever seen.

  • Minerva89 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    No, someone wants you to say "corn" but instead you just jumped like an idiot.

  • Aezen - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    What does this have to do with corn? That clearly says Acorn.

  • Shendare - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Obviously, the corner must corn before it is actually a corner. Do you, then, become the cornee? Corning is becoming complicated.

  • deleted - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    [deleted]

  • mthomas34 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Corn Simulator 2015

  • Smooth_McDouglette - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Because of the TV reflections, it looks like he's trying to squeeze through an impossibly small gap between the wall and a big glass window.

  • madlogic - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Press "X" to Plantar Wart.

  • deleted - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    [deleted]

  • BaglesNCreamcheese - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Informative Squirrel here

  • JohnnyHammerstix - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    A Corn?

  • cfry2015 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I just ran through that level last night! :D There was a lot of corn. So much corn.

  • Wombizzle - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I bet I can B to Blow way better than any of you

  • Zatriax - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    i dont know what i expected

  • FerrumLilikoi - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Aw, shucks

  • Iceclaw526 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    And B to blow?

  • littlestblue - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    iowa explodes

  • Hanleytheaverage - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    ...so its an acorn?

  • FamilyGuyGuy7 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    "Um, if you'll excuse me, I have to go...shuck some corn."

  • NGEvangelion - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    "A" for corn

    "A+" for corn with rice

  • bonerofalonelyheart - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    When you're wearing a prison jumpsuit you don't want to hear any words that start with "corn."

  • deleted - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    [deleted]

  • KravenErgeist - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!

  • BelovedApple - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    ok so what's the deal with it looking so bad? is this being played on super low settings or something.

  • PooPooKazew - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    What game is this?

  • StickyFingerz69 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Ayy

  • CAPTpancake - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    "Press X to JASON"

  • Childish_Fiend - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    oh i just got it. (a)corn

  • botchnade - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Press x to Jason.

  • un_internaute - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Free Corn? That'll suit me just fine.

  • ReversedCarrot - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Those watch_dogs graphics

  • HmmmmNiceBike - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    acorn

  • HingleMcCringle_ - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    press F to pay respects to gaming experiences.

    F

  • Retroth - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    A

  • TheWizzDK1 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    is that a new word for taking a dump

  • gearsofwhovian117 - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    Looks like he's getting rid of some corn, if ya know what I mean.... no?

  • Darkarcher117 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

  • DrOfJuxtapositions - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Pr es s B t o k e rn

  • PostsWhileDrunk - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    press A, corn.

  • cornbox - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    This is my kind of thread.

  • CaptainHawkIron - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    "PRESS X TO JASON!"

The best transportation in all of Skyrim,

Comments

  • firefly_12 - 119 points - 21 hours ago

    Don't forget to bring your mountain horse, it'll make the whole climb even faster.

  • NoUploadsEver - 71 points - 20 hours ago

    How I wasted 3 hours trying to find a way to the greybeards without knowing Ivarstead existed.

  • FalcoooPUNCH - 58 points - 21 hours ago

    Consistently jump to the right.

     

    Consistently jump to the left.

     

    Repeat.

  • boomership - 23 points - 20 hours ago

    There's probably a large city in Skyrim which all roads lead to, but remains undiscovered because of this.

  • _dotcom - 16 points - 20 hours ago

    Ah yes. I remember when I climbed the Throat of the World without the shout to clear the storms. It took me 45 minutes but it was worth it. Stupid grey beards telling me I can't do shit, BITCH IM DRAGONBORN.

  • ThisIsReLLiK - 31 points - 21 hours ago

    One of the rare instances where the thumbnail is about the same size as the actual picture.

  • kittenshitter5000 - 11 points - 20 hours ago

    I actually glitched a mission doing this. The mission where the girls mother is a hagraven. I climbed the mountain, killed the hagraven mother, thought it strange that the hagraven actually had a name, but didn't dwell on it too long, and couldn't go into the tower because it was locked. I then climbed back down the mountain, found the tower door, met up the hagraven's daughter (the names are escaping me) and made it to the top again. When we got to the place where I killed the hagraven, it's daughter was talking to nothing, pausing for a period of time where it seems like the hagraven would've been speaking. The game then gave me a quest to kill the hagraven... It has been in my quest inventory ever since and it bugs the shit out of me.

  • ezbit - 7 points - 20 hours ago

    The Better world map with roads Mod helped me with finding roads and less frustrating paths to my destination.

  • swindeezy - 7 points - 20 hours ago

    I love the fact that skyrim actually lets you do this. Some games won't even let you walk up a small hill.

  • HandicapableShopper - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    Dire Luck Dragonborn: I think I'll jump up over this mountain. I'm still low level and I don't want to run into bandits. Runs into a Dragon Priest

  • el_crunz - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    I think it's actually faster to just follow the signs and try to take the proper route there, but I do the mountain hopping also.

  • loafydood - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    Then you find some cave on the way and next thing you know its been two hours and you forgot where you were going before

  • TrustableUncrustable - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    Best part is when you end up sneaking in the back way, kill the bandit chief/forsworn briar heart/hagraven first, then do the whole place back to front fighting steadily easier enemies until you get to the front door and give some poor nord his dead uncles battle axe before he even asks you to go get it.

  • iCamperz - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    'I'll just go around this mountain..', said no adventurer ever.

  • stormhunter1 - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Also applies to mass effect

  • AA0X - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Forget just Skyrim. Every open map game ever.

  • ElementalSB - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    It's mainly because you have no clue where the roads are! (Unless you have a detailed map mod or an actual detailed map like I do). The first time I played I spent ages trying to get to the town at the bottom of the 7000 steps and I quit at one point because I was so frustrated. I went back to it a couple of days later but it was the most difficult basic quest for me.

  • Wild_Doogy_Plumm - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    Back in my day we could levitate!

  • plumpasaurus - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    The true geometry wars.

  • unknownid - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    And I got stuck on the mountain and had to reload the save from 3 hours ago...

  • wolfknight42 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I would have loved it if they had a way that would highlight the path as opposed to only putting a destination marker.

  • JADalgo - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    WOW GUYS NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE!!! Also very nice resolution

  • Truth_ - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    That's a horrible image to use with this common joke.

  • AlamarAtReddit - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I appreciate a certain amount of realism in my games... But holy fuck, I do not want to walk around a mountain/hill in any game, where the angle just happens to be degree higher than the magical value... At least in Skyrim, the jump mashing works some of the time.

  • cheez0r - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    I call that "Mountain Goating." If you don't fall, Mountain Goating is very quick; if you do, it's very slow.

  • fusedfetus - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Haha, or just a /tcl

  • riffler24 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I wonder how many times we'll see this before people move onto a new game

  • Nurolight - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Even if it takes twice as much time.

  • eet_carrot - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Mountain climbing really went downhill after Morrowind

  • AssFromThePast - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Also true for Dragon Age: Inquisition. It's usually longer and more difficult but i do it anyways

  • Di-Oxygen - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    2 hours later. WHERE THE FUCK AM I ?

  • Resteban_Mongle - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Oh man.

    My favorite part of TES: IV and V.

    Except nobody climbed mountains as well as Oblivion horses. Even with $5 worth of SICK horse armor, they could still climb pitches of the most intense degree.

  • sb4ssman - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Why go all the way around when you can just hypotenuse that shit?

  • Nushuktan-Tulyiagby - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Horses in skyrim have 4 wheel drive.

  • Yaro_S - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    There could actually be a quality post I could find...

    But fuck it I'll just repost something in the shittiest quality

  • Baseproduct - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Why run and jump when your horse can just charge up a vertical cliff? Especially since there's a summonable one.

    Horses in Skyrim are half mountain goat, half manticore.

  • chiaestevez - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    The entirety of Oblivion and Skyrim, for me at least.

  • Junit151 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    It takes like twenty minutes longer, but once the climb starts, I can not admit defeat.

  • one_hit_blunder - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    And Everytime you do it you get attacked by a dragon and he can never land after you've killed him so he'll just fall dead from the sky next time you quicktravel to riverwood

  • Iredditfromwork - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    i was playing dying light this weekend and realized that, in game, i'd much rather climb over buildings than walk around them. but irl i can't be bothered to take the more direct stairs (granted, it is ~30 feet up) from lunch back to work.

  • Soulsie - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    And then you spend 1 hour trying to spam jump up the mountain and realize all you have accomplished is get yourself further from your destination.

  • A_600lb_Tunafish - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    In Oblivion I did this near Kvatch and I fell into a small hole and got stuck.

    Autosave was off and I hadn't manually saved for a long ass time. Needless to say I was a little fucking upset.

  • robforce - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Also the best way to post shit to reddit is at 200x300 resolution.

    People will LOVE it!

    /s

  • Doktor_No - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    a 300x168 pic

  • walkeritout - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    I've never understood people who do this. Skyrim is a role playing game, and a beautiful one at that. I always enjoyed trekking through the wilderness and experiencing everything on the way to my destination.

  • deliasen - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    There has to be some sort of climbing/parkour system in the next game.

  • Sonendo - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    I couldn't be bothered with all the work involved in Skyrim, so I cheated.

    No clip, shouted my way across the sky.

  • hugganao - -2 points - 21 hours ago

    The best transportation is the dwarven flying ship. Such an epic mod.

  • FearlessGT - 0 points - 21 hours ago

    He could have just used the path to the side xD

  • PintoTheBurninator - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    sometimes it is fucking impossible to find the actual 'road' up a mountain. You go round and round that motherfucker and then just decide to climb it.

  • DCanon - -8 points - 21 hours ago

    Oh wow a shitpost

  • drizzy_hendrix - -1 points - 19 hours ago

    These kind of posts should go in the /r/gaming circle jerk hall of fame...how many times a month we gonna see this brought up?

"Man, this error is too general." (Found in the Destiny companion phone app)

Comments

  • btwimagrill - 9 points - Yesterday

    "One of the thing"

  • gtaisforchildren - 3 points - Yesterday

    I've thought about reinstalling this. Is it worth playing without the DLC?

  • Oksaras - 1 points - Yesterday

    Reminds me the time I had to google error code for mail server with result: error code x8004001 - something happened.

    I've made up error code since I can't remember exact numbers, but the help it provided could not be forgotten.

  • Michaelanthony321123 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Is he high?

GTA V awakens Your inner criminal

Comments

  • Kill_Kayt - 15 points - Yesterday

    I would never Park like that. Not even in GTA.

  • i-am-i-am-i-am - 4 points - Yesterday

    You monster.

  • InukChinook - 3 points - Yesterday

    I thought it was a gif, then I laughed.

  • fred_the_bed - 3 points - Yesterday

    LLLike a glove

  • Omnux - 1 points - Yesterday

    Well, more inner douchebag. Not a crime to park like a douche. It should be, but it's not.

  • Bonesnapcall - 2 points - Yesterday

    "Oh god, I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where is the button to turn myself in?" -Hank Hill

  • ThisLeboGuy64 - 2 points - Yesterday

    This is the reason parents don't buy these kinda games for their children.

  • Fazblood779 - 2 points - Yesterday

    If they were two disabled parkings, I'd be laughing harder.

  • Saiaxs - 1 points - Yesterday

    when I see this in real life I usually throw all the food I have in my car at the parked one. Was especially funny when the asshole was still in his car lol.

  • Deadly_Ghost - 2 points - Yesterday

    https://i.imgur.com/W37TGh.jpg

  • out-for-delivery - 1 points - Yesterday

    Only game where I deliberately park correctly.

  • SirCabbage - 1 points - Yesterday

    How DARE you.

  • Tailszefox - 1 points - Yesterday

    There's a special place in hell for people like you.

  • CatapaulonitDude - 1 points - Yesterday

    Where's larry David when you need him

A Naughty Dog's homage

Comments

  • danceflick - 8 points - Yesterday

    And just like crash, uncharted also will be leaving our lives. :(

  • BananaHeadz - 5 points - Yesterday

    Naughty dogs likes them beaches

  • thenonlurker - 1 points - Yesterday

    :'(

  • EmilyBrown1 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Didn't you know they're set in the same universe?

  • jaksida - 1 points - Yesterday

    So lazy using animations from a previous game.

    /s

  • Calhoun1389 - -10 points - Yesterday

    It's not playing on your emotions if it took you nearly a year to notice the reference.

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