Saw this on the front page a while ago and decided to make it a reality

Comments

  • Kuffmine - 5 points - 12 hours ago

    That was my post you saw :)

    May I say holy crap that looks cool!

    Could you possibly take a picture while the controller is charging? That's what I did to get that Journey-ish orange light.

  • JizzyJones - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    Reading jane eyre?

  • Angry_Human - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Shoemakers Holiday?

  • Suprisingly_Anus - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    Looks really cool, well done :)

  • notjackk - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    Why'd you take the picture on a book?

  • spunkyhereboy - -11 points - 11 hours ago

    "Saw this on the front page a while ago and decided to make it a reality.....and take a really shitty "artsy" photo of it on a random page in a random book I grabbed, and make it so the thing you are supposed to be looking at in the picture isn't even in focus."

Little sister has found a new addiction. (Banjo Kazooie N64)

Comments

  • casual_shoggoth - 11 points - 13 hours ago

    Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!

  • UncleMilo - 7 points - 11 hours ago

    Let her down easy on the whole Stop 'n' Swop situation.

  • CrazyRage0225 - 18 points - 10 hours ago

    Daddy I want to play on the iPad

    NO, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THE N64 FOR THE SWEET PRECIOUS KARMA

  • supercutetom - 16 points - 12 hours ago

    Don't you let her near Nuts N Bolts. Don't you do it. She isn't ready. Her heart is young and fragile.

  • oldgeeser - 3 points - 12 hours ago

    Why not play the remastered edition on the 360?

  • Burodsx - 2 points - 12 hours ago

    Loved this game. Don't forget to look up the secret egg codes after you collect all the jiggies.

  • weezermc78 - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    I love this game. It is probably my favorite of all time.

  • lolpancakeslol - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Is the game broken or something? It looks like it glitched out.

  • thaddeusblunt - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    What other games do you have OP?

  • LPfor3v3r - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    I loved this game. I'm so upset they didn't make an actual sequel to it besides Banjo Tooie and Nuts n Bolts. I just recently finished the arcade version of it and got all the achievements on the Xbox 360. :) Felt so good!

  • Emerno - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    At least she has good taste!

  • Girigo - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Thats the best kind of addiction!

  • zehamberglar - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I need to go back and play all the good N64 3D platformers like BK and DK64.

  • Koops238 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I herd Kevin Smith was making a movie based off a part in this game.

  • travvo - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Bubblegloop! Good luck with mister vile...

  • ScottyMcFree - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    can i marry ur sister?

    EDIT: Wait, how old is she?

  • MightyVanguard - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I could go for an HD remastering of Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie.

  • jmajors20204 - 1 points - 7 hours ago

    I miss that game so much, but to be honest Conkers is pretty much the best multiplayer game on 64 other than goldeneye.... and perfect dark

  • ADMDennisNedry - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Sure.....she has.

  • Intangiblehands - 0 points - 9 hours ago

    I just snapped this pic of my son playing Banjo Kazooie a few days ago. Also we have the same table set. High five!

  • DryShave - 0 points - 9 hours ago

    Wish current gen kids would go back and experience the old games. Thank you for being a responsible sibling and showing them.

  • Notorious13 - -3 points - 10 hours ago

    Raising em' right

  • 291540 - -9 points - 11 hours ago

    Eh, Nuts N Bolts was better.

My SO has been watching me play Fallout:NV so she painted this.

Comments

  • Adawnis - 13 points - 10 hours ago

    What's up with girlfriends drawing Fallout fanart?

  • FuturamaCancelled - 6 points - 10 hours ago

    The Vault Boy is a cold blooded killer.

  • tekneticcc - 3 points - 9 hours ago

    Dead guy's legs looks like a turd.

  • Prinsn - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    If only that were true.

    Losing karma for stealing from dead Fiends ._.

  • Djangos_nipple - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Is she a 4 year old?

  • Dead_Things - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    spent the day playing this. i second that, dead men don't need laser rifles...

  • circusdawn13 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    He isn't using it, and technically it is just laying there.

  • 123blaze - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Tell her she sucks.

  • iaskedforthis - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    That's what pissed me off about this game. You can't steal from containers at a bandit camp, but you can blow their heads off and take from their corpses.

  • Mindinthegutter - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Thirty pro-russians rebels agree

  • greengrenade5 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    just say g/f or wife...

  • Knort27 - -4 points - 10 hours ago

    best SO ever. She's a keeper, marry that gal

The Mushroom Kingdom

Comments

  • jerpeggy - 115 points - 11 hours ago

    Upvoted for how long this must have taken

  • KaXaSA - 43 points - 9 hours ago

    found:

    http://i.imgur.com/OsE52WG.jpg?1

  • hungeristhebestspice - 24 points - 12 hours ago

    CTRL+V, drag, resize, repeat x500.

  • TimV55 - 10 points - 11 hours ago

    "I've got some free time..."

  • baozichi - 14 points - 12 hours ago

    I just now, for the first time, realized that Goombas are supposed to be little mushroom things. I always thought they were dinosaurs.http://thepunkeffect.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Goomba7-1.jpg

  • iamtenninja - 4 points - 9 hours ago

    haha wow crazy timing

  • rockerdrummer - 6 points - 11 hours ago

    This gave me goosebumps looking at it. Maybe it's the little eyes... Or just how many mushrooms are on that tree. I have a phobia somewhere in this picture and I don't know what.

  • Nothos927 - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    The linux guy in me just thought "I wonder if that could be automated".

  • Shasato - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    That is very impressive!

  • apothlamb - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    All I see are hundreds of little goomba upvotes

  • jameslogan919 - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Nicely done! See you at the top.

  • rusroyce - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Aint tryna stick around for Illuminati

  • Forya_Cam - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    I greatly admire your effort.

  • AllAddersArePuffs - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    I have to upvote because of the commitment.

  • locrizak - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    A good way to instantly get 99 lives.

  • -QuestionMark- - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Wow... Just wow.

  • MrKlos - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    This is definition of "Too much free time" love it

  • serialpillock - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Trust the fungus

  • piledriverofthegods - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Now we need someone to run the aging app on all the mushrooms.

  • FeelsMan - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    To anyone into this sort of thing, appears to a some sort of mycena sp. of mushroom. Hard to pin it down exactly without more detail and I'm no pro mycologist. Know it's a gaming sub lol just thought I'd put it out there.

  • BrindleMonster - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Badger badger badger badge .Mushroom mushroom. Snaaaake snaaaaake

  • iamnotafurry - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    You missed one

  • dicks4dinner - -4 points - 9 hours ago

    Downvoted for autism.

Its been 40 minutes and she is still customizing...

Comments

  • Nut_Cancer - 177 points - 10 hours ago

    My wife does this also. She will also take her helmet off in towns so she can see her face.

  • Lone-_-Wanderer - 170 points - 11 hours ago

    It took me 3 hours to do mine and I wear daedric armor anyway so it doesn't even matter.

  • el_crunz - 46 points - 10 hours ago

    You're gonna be stuck with that character a long time so might as well get it right!

  • RIGHT-IS-RIGHT - 75 points - 10 hours ago

    You have a television but no couch?

    Priorities.

  • Le_Master_Le_Trole - 406 points - 10 hours ago

    HEY GUYS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

  • I_Cant_Stop_Putin - 9 points - 10 hours ago

    She is making record time. Anytime I do the initial character customization if any game, it takes me practically years.

  • kanivabk - 9 points - 10 hours ago

    It took me an hour to create my character and decide on a name. Within less than 5 minutes, I was in a helmet. It does makes me feel good knowing that there's a sexy Nord under all of that Nightingale armour.

  • thosewholeft - 34 points - 10 hours ago

    As if guys don't do the same thing.

  • WilliamHarry - 57 points - 9 hours ago

    1999 called. They want their tv back.

  • KingLehr - 6 points - 9 hours ago

    So? Getting it to look how you want is half the fun. I love spending time exploring the various options and choices. Hell I can spend 20 minutes just deciding on a name. Sucks to be the observer for it I suppose. Should go make something to eat.

  • Brooklyn8828 - 4 points - 8 hours ago

    if she was on pc, she would be all over `setplayerrace

  • ScoobyD00BIEdoo - 7 points - 9 hours ago

    That ancient big screen tv lol

  • SweetAurora - 10 points - 9 hours ago

    What the heck is that huge box behind the screen?

  • turner850 - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    holy shit what kind of big screen TV is that?

  • Bel_Marmaduk - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    If you spent less than 30 minutes customizing your character in Skyrim, you're terrible and I hope you feel bad.

  • MatthewBetts - 16 points - 10 hours ago

    Am I the only one here who can only play game characters as their default states? Like in Mass Effect, it has to be the standard Shepard, anything else just doesn't feel right.

  • countvincent - 4 points - 9 hours ago

    Dat Overscan

  • LoCoNights - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    upvote for the projection tv

  • the_blackfish - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    First rule of character creation - don't smoke dope while creating the character.

  • ru5ty - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    i love customizing my characters.

    her character looks great, by the way. even though i love taking my time customizing my character's appearance, they usually turn out looking weird.

  • Yogurt__Cannon - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Dat tv.

  • DrHH14 - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    oldskool tv. nice.

  • kuku-kachoo - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Customizing is my favorite part of starting a new game.

  • TaintedSquirrel - 9 points - 9 hours ago

    Why would you torture someone by making them play Skyrim on a console...

    http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/29624/

  • Adawnis - 6 points - 11 hours ago

    And you still have don't have a flat screen TV?

  • emilskoda - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    You could post that TV on /r/oldschoolcool

  • Kraekus - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    I spent about two hours getting my Orc just right. I don't ever wear a helmet because of this.

  • rrjamal - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Don't ever show her this!

  • RideroftheAleHorse - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    /r/shitpost

  • MtnDewMe13 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Yeah my gal did the same thing every time she starts a new game

  • beefcurtains01 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I started playing the game a few days ago and doing this took a hell of a lot time. I find it really unecessary now that I did it because I hardly never see my characters face..

  • ranger_carn - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    you should get her to play dark souls, i spent half an hour customizing my first character, then i started and his face looked like a raisin.

  • MetaBotch - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Then you spend the rest of the game in first person mode with face concealing helmets.

  • kineo - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Best part of the game! But it was a really good game, so the "game" part of the game is the best part too.

  • CaptainJaXon - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I really can't stand how long it takes to get to that point... cause imma take like 40 minutes too! I don't like waiting through that unskippable cutscene. Not a cutscene? Yeah, being able to look left and right makes it "not a cutscene", okay...

  • Warriorolife - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Means they are interested and will most likely be more invested in their character.

  • KyleGG - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    She should have just googled sliders for someone else's hard work.

  • devious00 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Customizing my character is nearly one of the longest stages of the game for me. I have to enjoy the look of my character to be able to get fully engrossed in a game.

  • KALEl001 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    pfff ive been there, man i wish it was my first time again

  • scottofthedead87 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    And then it crashes right before you finish.

  • mushfudge - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    She has obviously melted your couch.

  • zabadap - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I can spend days or months customizing my freedom (GNU/Linux)

  • Blangadanger - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    This is my main problem with RPGs. I recreate chars over and over trying to get the best look. If only other companies would license the creation tools of The Sims.

  • CalQdeX - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Taking time with the look of the character you're about to spend countless hours playing and building is important.

  • OldmanChompski - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I'm playing new Vegas right now. I clicked the randomize button until I found one I liked.

  • ingrsco - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Women be customizing! Am I right fellas?

  • ShinobivsNinjaDragon - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    This is an important part for some of us.

  • egyeager - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    And then she slaughters an entire town and has to start all over again

  • ZakkyMay - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    My boyfriend does this, spends hours making one, he's super detail oriented with games.

  • ShooterDiarrhea - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    The toughest part for me is deciding the name :(

  • CaptainPain - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    and the award for worst placement of a horn strobe goes to......

  • chriszzz - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    How many times will the same shit be on the front page?

  • 6ThreeSided9 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Shit, I do this.

  • DaNubIzHere - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    40 Minutes?! Your sister is a casual, I've spent 3 hours to get my perfect character!

  • MaverickZer0 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    ah the bane of MMO/rpg games everywhere, customizing

  • MT_Flesch - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    back in the day it woulda been paperdolls

  • misspeden - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    You are playing with the character for over 100 hours- some personal customization is valid!

  • DiggaDoug492 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I do the same, I enjoy going through the character customization.

  • ReeferMaaan - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    My girlfriend does the same exact thing, 30 mins of character customization, and 15 minutes of running around trying to steal shit and eventually getting caught by the Whiterun guards, and then I had to bail her out of trouble.

  • whisper7o2 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I know that feel bro.

  • Radi0ActivSquid - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I've spent over an hour customizing my characters. With the frequent kill cams I like seeing their face.

  • M00glemuffins - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    My wife is the exact same way with any game that allows customization.

Remember the Ra-Merica skin? Someone got a tattoo.

Comments

  • genghisjohn187 - 19 points - 17 hours ago

    And the Triple X tattoo

  • Triceratastic - 5 points - 16 hours ago

    The cutoff at the legs of it seems very abrupt, otherwise it's pretty cool

  • figdick - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    I wonder if he even knew it was from "smite?"

  • YesButConsiderThis - 15 points - 15 hours ago

    This guy needs to sit down and rethink the choices he's making in his life.

  • SamuraiGalactus - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Doesn't translate very well without color, the cropping of the legs is just bad tattoo design. Otherwise not bad.

  • TheLastNarwhal - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    At least the tattoo is well done. The xXx above it is worse then the Ra one IMO.

  • Ph4st - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Wow... That tattoo quality T_T

A legend...

Comments

  • not_your_face - 10 points - 16 hours ago

    Is that Carl playing PacMan?

  • PurpleWinds - 13 points - 18 hours ago

    This was just posted yesterday.

  • Oxzyde - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Dude on the right: C-can I have some multiplayer too?

  • RadWalk - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Man, cool guys in the 80's wore stupid ass outfits.

  • eeyore134 - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    This is all you needed to unlock multiplayer back then.

  • RunnrX - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    I want to be this

  • elpeleon - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    Dat Borg Warner hat.

  • Verotes - 0 points - 13 hours ago

    Not sure if grasping womans ass

  • orangedragan - -2 points - 14 hours ago

    Someone turn this into a SSB intro screen.

Found this guy chilling in Dishonored

Comments

  • acpjokerzz - 6 points - 15 hours ago

    Is he a smooth crimunal?

  • wolstonc - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    Abe Lincoln?

  • zeelot1 - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    That's not how you take a screenshot

  • TehGelly - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Never mime that, is that a real Ikea BILLY Bookcase?

  • timelesturkey - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Fuck you gravity!!!

  • Enreganzar - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pch3hoUtfJ0

No more achievements for me.

Comments

  • vaulmoon - 7 points - 15 hours ago

    Shame there will be one thats "you played the frist lvl!"

  • son1dow - 5 points - 13 hours ago

    You can avoid fucking it up and get more by turning the screen upside down.

  • GLOOMequalsDOOM - 3 points - 14 hours ago

    No, your next goal is 77777.

  • Spartan5682 - 3 points - 13 hours ago

    He's gonna get a new game and as soon as he starts playing its gonna say "achievement unlocked 5g" and he's gonna fucking tear the disk to pieces

  • pb49er - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    SHouldn't you be striving for 666666 or 666777?

  • SixKaratThree - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Quints Checkem

  • improlor - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    If I had that score, I'd literally disable achievements. (If there were a way to do that)

  • Kekoa_ok - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Halo 3 Vidmasters offer 0g :D

Playing Sniper Elite, when suddenly this happened...

Comments

  • WeedAndHookerSmell - 7 points - 13 hours ago

    I guess you could call him Private Parts.

    I'llbeleavingnow...

  • tiredstars - 6 points - 16 hours ago

    That's crazy! How have you got an MG42 equipped in that position!

  • NightmareP69 - 5 points - 14 hours ago

    This isn't even my final form

  • jansteffen - 5 points - 13 hours ago

    "It must be somewhere in these pants..."

  • efuhr795 - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    "Hey Ron" "Hey Billy" "That Hurt"

  • Nesmoht17 - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    Intestine Shot

  • AceCoyote - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    This game is buggy as fuck!

  • TheRealTermi - 2 points - 12 hours ago

    I'll try to explain how this all happened.

    We were normally playing and I killed one guy standing at a gun turret and tried taking the weapon. What ended up happening was, that I was apparently somehow stuck there on the server but could move around freely. The enemy could shoot at the turret and hit me though, no matter where I stood. Furthermore, my upper body was displayed at the turret and only my legs were running around (from the perspective of my friend, I could see myself without any problems).

    As that was annoying we restarted at the last checkpoint and got this interesting result. :D

  • Eddss - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    What am I looking at?

  • The_Anal_Destroyer - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    I have a quick question about this game. While in Tobruk, in the first Mission, you have some English/Desert Rats/Whatever the fuck they were hanging out and around while you had to clear out some spotters. They don't exactly do much, and I was just wondering if you ever had 'allies' like that later on in the game. If you do, do they help you out?

  • racoon_dog - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    he looks fine

  • RyanWilliams480 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    "Is it safe to come out yet?"

  • Stellarfortress - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Now you can shoot him in both heads!

  • inferior-raven - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Target... neutralized?

  • Its_Gingie - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Hans was too young to join the Wehrmacht, but somehow got in.

  • soundwave145 - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    Its the wrong trousers gromit.

  • MaleCra - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    "He'll never find me in here!"