BF4 Mid Air Tank V Jet

Comments

  • KnightOfSeashells - 304 points - 12 hours ago

    Ahh, yes, the trailer for the new A-team movie.

  • noobster5000 - 67 points - 12 hours ago

    Mom Get The Camera!!!!

  • 4CAMan - 48 points - 11 hours ago

    I can only imagine what the pilot was thinking after he got destroyed.

  • xblood_raven - 109 points - 11 hours ago

    Here is the original footagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nteDP62uWcw

  • TommiHPunkt - 85 points - 11 hours ago

    I like the BF4 Battle-Log better

  • JB0M8 - 18 points - 11 hours ago

    I need ground support!!!

  • moeburn - 15 points - 10 hours ago

    I don't have BF4 - Can't you shoot down planes from your tank on the ground? You certainly can in War Thunder, and nothing is more satisfying than hitting a Mig-15 with an AP round from your T-34.

  • McSeagull - 4 points - 11 hours ago

    This blew my mind a little bit. The pinnacle of awesome.

  • Asteh - 5 points - 11 hours ago

    Now do it in HC.

  • dillwillhill - 4 points - 10 hours ago

    /r/videogamestunts

  • bpcxr20 - 3 points - 11 hours ago

    and now i'm reinstalling bf4 when i get home...

  • sour_surprise - 4 points - 10 hours ago

    It's moments like these....that make me realize that I'm such a garbage BF4 player, lol.

  • TeebsGaming - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    Starfox 64 - Landmaster

  • WyCry - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    "Realistic Warfare"

  • marino1310 - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    I remember in gtaV me and a friend use to have a cargobob helicopter fly around holding a tank for shooting at enemy helicopters.

    That was fun until he shot at the wrong angle causing the tank to lauch itself into the helicopter, blowing us both up.

  • tetrahydrocannabin0I - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    Michael Bay?

  • enataca - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    "That's fuckin teeeeamwoooork"

  • S-Legend-P - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    PonylionHD

  • HornyDugong - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    Well executed.

  • Cherego - 0 points - 11 hours ago

    Dont try this at home

  • I_really_am_Batman - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    I feel like you should be allowed to do this...

  • localhobo - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    That explosion is amazing.

  • TheDarthGhost1 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I have seen this about 10000 times but it never gets old.

  • Symtex123 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    beautiful

  • Markzila - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    This game is so realistic!

  • boozemoocher - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    baller af

  • vegito431 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    i think the explosion actually looked fucking great

  • BarfMacklin - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    This got me so fucking hyped, what a great way to start my day.

  • Kekoa_ok - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    one thing i like about battlefield, is that shit like this happens only in battlefield, like they say.

    at least until tells me of a game where shit like this happens

  • SenorWang - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I feel like ponylionhd should have his own subreddit.

  • BarackTheObama - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    suprise motherfucker

  • betonthis1 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I miss having a play station and playing this....

  • PandaTanner - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    /r/noisygifs

  • BlondishMist748 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    This is why BF games were better than CoD, now Hardline is terrible and Advanced Warfare good, and to be honest BO III looks good as well.

  • Tjallaballa - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    For those of you who dont know. This guy is called PonylionHD and he is a famous battlefielder. He does these crazy stunts all the time.

  • DarwinMoss - 0 points - 10 hours ago

    PonylionHD and his friends are real douches for team griefing 28-30 other people on their team.

    They do this all game long wasting the team's assets and more often than not when they're in your server you get stomped for it.

    All so he can make a few bucks on youtube.

  • cockOfGibraltar - -10 points - 11 hours ago

    It's like the game makers have no concept of how heavy a tank really is.

  • madeulook77 - -3 points - 11 hours ago

    Classic BF

  • SirLampsAlot - -7 points - 12 hours ago

    This again?

  • mc3hunna - -7 points - 11 hours ago

    i would be furious if i was the guy whos jet got canned. i mean, here i am trying to have a realistic dog fight with this jet (and im winning) and these dickheads come outta no where and just blow me outta the sky with an airborne tank

  • constipationnow - -4 points - 10 hours ago

    ah yes very cool, but unfortunately staged.

  • std_killer - -15 points - 11 hours ago

    and this is supposed to be a game thats supposed to be the closest to real next to arma

Its time to pass the torch. All our hopes and dreams are with you now

Comments

  • UnlimitedFlour - 29 points - Yesterday

    They sure nailed Banjo and Kazooie's personalities in that reaction! Now we just need Gruntilda in the background disinterestedly flicking through 'Rhyming Weekly'.

  • DirtyGingy - 30 points - Yesterday

    I'm still holding out for more Jak and Daxter

  • PassiveAggressiveEmu - 35 points - Yesterday

    I wonder what will replace spyro and sparks combo.

  • Ketsu - 9 points - Yesterday

    It feels like I've missed something... Is the pair on the right a new Rare IP?

  • AlkaiserSoze - 7 points - 23 hours ago

    http://i.imgur.com/dr9fmmW.jpg

  • someladonreddit - 3 points - Yesterday

    Cuuuuuuute

  • DFWV - 19 points - Yesterday

    As someone who never was able to get into the Banjo-Kazooie games, I really wish I could understand what everyone's obsession with it was. Constantly I see people begging for this game to be brought back someone (especially over on /r/amiibo ), but I'm not able to understand the appeal.

    Now, with this whole Yooka-Laylee thing, I'm even more at a loss. I just can't understand the "big whoop," I guess you could say.

    Don't misinterpret what I'm saying. I'm not trying to speak ill of the Banjo/Yooka games. Quite the opposite. I'm genuinely sad that I can't see the appeal in them when they have such a huge (and fantastic) fan base.

    I wish I could share the enjoyment and enthusiasm for this game that the fans do. I really feel like I'm missing out.

  • dragon567 - 4 points - Yesterday

    I'm sure Yooka-Laylee will be everything we're hoping it will be. It's funded for well over its intended goal and the senior developer team from Rare is going to be working on it. I'm sure they know what they're doing.

  • Shiriko - 4 points - Yesterday

    Kinda hilarious, I actually know the artist that made this, hah

  • meltedsnake - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I've been a bit confused by these posts. I get that there must be a new game similar to Banjo Kazooi but who are the new characters?

  • RamSalamah - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Not to be rude, I never played any Banjo-Kazooie games.But, why is everyone so emotional about this new game? this is like the 3rd post I see here, and words such as "We're passing the torch" and "Make us proud" feel very hmm... (deep).

  • BigY - -12 points - Yesterday

    Off screen is a suited man with the Microsoft logo for a head slowly inserting himself into Bango.

  • StandardSnowflake - -17 points - Yesterday

    Did anyone else see "Don't BLOW It" and immediately think the dogs nose looks like a penis?Edit: It's a bear.

I just realized GTA V has cockroaches

Comments

  • Bwgmon - 140 points - Yesterday

    Man, this game has so many bugs...

  • Tapis - 42 points - Yesterday

    Visit Trevors trailer if you want to see roaches...

  • thewafflesareokay - 152 points - Yesterday

    Otherwise known as the Lost MC.

  • ven-of-shadowlands - 51 points - Yesterday

    Trevor's trailer has them all over the floor

  • Linkapedia - 20 points - Yesterday

    So did GTA 4

  • AlewisGB - 15 points - Yesterday

    Do they move or is it just a texture?

  • Syline - 10 points - Yesterday

    You must have never been inside Trevor's RV then.

  • Mr_Cumbox - 8 points - Yesterday

    Skyrim also has ants. There are certain spots where you can look at the ground/a tree and see little bitty dots moving around in a single-file trail.

  • GeoffreyfactorX - 8 points - Yesterday

    Umm is that woman unconscios?

  • Flugzeugler - 6 points - Yesterday

    There's plenty of them in Trevor's trailer just scurrying around.

  • DrVonDeafingson - 14 points - Yesterday

    They've got nothing on half life's roaches.

  • BigStapes - 3 points - Yesterday

    Hurry Franklin the cops are coming

  • ColorOfSilence - 3 points - Yesterday

    I love the random dead ladies foot

  • Ozi_izO - 3 points - Yesterday

    Discovered roaches immediately after killing innocent woman...

    Oh wait, It's GTA. Pretty sure no one is innocent in Los Santos. Have at it.

  • gelloe - 8 points - Yesterday

    And no children.

  • someoneinsignificant - 4 points - Yesterday

    I prefer not to play that game until the developers fix it. Too many bugs.

  • shiftygopher - 2 points - Yesterday

    They're really easy to spot in the scene where Lester first shows up.

    Granted, that's in a cut scene so I don't know if that qualifies, but I was under the impression in-game cut scenes were using the regular engine.

  • WienerJungle - 2 points - Yesterday

    Oh Was that your auntie? That must mean that's your uncle then right?

  • Famixofpower - 2 points - Yesterday

    Skyrim has ants, but I have only found them in one area near riverwood.

  • scarface910 - 2 points - Yesterday

    Fucking cock-a-roaches.

  • kyller3030 - 2 points - Yesterday

    the first Half-Life had too, like, dinamic NPCs, that reacted to lights and gibs and could be killed

  • chlharryhausen - 2 points - Yesterday

    2012 Sleeping Dogs had a few cockroaches in the first appartment. They just did a predictable voyage over the kitchen and there were not many details in them, but I found it a nice touch.

  • MeGustaRuffles - 2 points - Yesterday

    There's also rats in the sewers that you can shoot.

  • TheRabidDeer - 3 points - Yesterday

    General rule for GTA V: Does it exist in real life? If yes, then it's in GTA V.

  • ifaptoyoueverynight - 2 points - Yesterday

    I love R*'s attention to detail. Even the 11 year old GTA San Andreas had insects.

  • AbruptlyBlue - 2 points - Yesterday

    And yet I can't seem to pick up the fat prostituets in the game.

  • Cognus911 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Terra Formars..

  • Heisenraptor - 1 points - Yesterday

    Do they have next gen AI?

  • darksugarrose - 1 points - Yesterday

    Just realized? Have you been in Trevor Philip's trailer??

  • GibbonKnee - 1 points - Yesterday

    Good thing to take a second to look at while being chased by the cops

  • Deury - 1 points - Yesterday

    I noticed this while fucking a prostitute in an alleyway nasty it was.

  • Pedantic_work_ethic - 1 points - Yesterday

    They also have rats...

  • Orbital-NZ - 1 points - Yesterday

    Have you never looked closely in Trevor's trailer?

  • scrogglez - 2 points - Yesterday

    GOTY: 2016 - Roaches

  • Andy1_1 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Makes me so mad such a beautiful world was wasted on such a banal story.

  • Slannon - 1 points - Yesterday

    I love the casual dead body next to him... but "oh look bugs!"

  • AlphaMerch - 1 points - Yesterday

    Ignore the dead stripper...

  • ChazCliffhanger - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    And I just made your karma 1080!

  • trIkly - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Weird that the one cockroach is the only one animated. Trying to trick me, huh? I won't fall for that. See, that cockroach (moves when I almost touch it) is 100% real. Gross!

  • topgunover9000 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    But no kids.

  • fedtemis - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Half life 1 had cockroaches.

  • GramatikClanen - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    I like to think about that someone worked really fucking hard on making those bugs and got money for it.

  • CyberMagician - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    How much details and realistic things they put in this game? No wonder they crossed the one billion dollar line in jut 3 days!

  • Alpaca10 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    GTA IV has it too!

  • neogoo123 - 1 points - Yesterday

    "Ugh look at these cockroaches! #disgustingcity"

    Casual dead woman in frame.

  • The-Respawner - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Why does this have 1300 upvotes? .. It's not like having moving bugs in games is something revolutionary.

  • wc_cs - -3 points - Yesterday

    k

  • trader3939 - -5 points - Yesterday

    There are muslims in GTA V?

  • cooltrain7 - -1 points - Yesterday

    They had to show some way that console players helped.

  • InsaneEnergy4 - -1 points - 19 hours ago

    NEXT GEN

  • Davey-Le-Wow - -3 points - Yesterday

    Dude, I just spotted rats in an alleyway while playing the PC version. Definite /r/woahdude moment.

Cortana is 27?!?!

Comments

  • Deathfury - 175 points - Yesterday

    27/10

  • CRAZEDDUCKling - 70 points - Yesterday

    Only like 20 years off.

    EDIT: Yo, AIs go rampant at 7 years old, and Cortana is ~7 in Halo 4 so it is like 20 years off, this being the Halo 4 depiction of Cortana.

  • DarkPhoenix142 - 15 points - Yesterday

    That tumbnail tho.

  • DJSkrillex - 87 points - Yesterday

    sigh unzips

  • Bottleman - 10 points - Yesterday

    Not sure how the site works. People with darker complexions get rated a high age.

  • wrightosaur - 9 points - Yesterday

    Close enough for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • MUCKOO - 28 points - Yesterday

    I got 20 on mine

    http://i.imgur.com/D27Sav7.jpg

  • cyanide4suicide - 7 points - Yesterday

    Rampancy or not, those hips are hot.

  • Prawngirl - 4 points - Yesterday

    That thing said I looked 19 therefore it must be completely accurate shifty eyes

  • RetroLaserbeak - 2 points - Yesterday

    More like was 27.

    But seriously she is/was like 7-8 because that is the max lifespan of a smart AI.

  • ClassyJacket - 2 points - Yesterday

    No, she's like eight.

  • DisMaKribz - 2 points - Yesterday

    Slightly off topic, but where is this app/website thingy?

  • i-do-as-i-please - 0 points - Yesterday

    i tried myself and i also got 27, but im 18.

  • Michaelanthony321123 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Meanwhile she was 8 at the time of this picture.

  • feindish - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    On the way to a ten this made me question my age.

  • LordTerracotta - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    The few female characters i see on here are usually around 27 years old when people do this

  • Drak_is_Right - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    27? That sounds about right. Isn't that the age famous people often die at?

  • anoobitch - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Pretty outdated software.

  • robverttt - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    No, she's gone.

  • Opelousai - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I read this as Contra is 27

  • tyrannosaurusrexxxxx - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    You're fucking stupid.

  • etan01234 - -5 points - 20 hours ago

    ITT: Everyone wanting to bang an 8 year old..

  • indianadave - -6 points - 21 hours ago

    Look, I hate to accuse anons at random, and to go tinfoil hat, but A microsoft app touting a microsoft character? Come on, you are just begging for a /r/HailCorporate cal lout.

    I would have been ok if not for the buzzfeed esque titling.

    ?!?!

    Christ on a cracker. If you are going to hire the "One weird Trick" guys to do your copywriting, at least ask them to go out of their normal cadence.

    Source, I work in games marketing. Check my post history. Except for /r/circlejerk ... that's willie's time.

Formality?

Comments

  • zipflop - 28 points - 21 hours ago

    Smoke went full M'Ladality

  • electricalnoise - 8 points - 16 hours ago

    Formal Kombat

  • epilis - 3 points - 21 hours ago

    thegetoverhere's on stage

  • Ebolatastic - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    The guy on the right reminds of the spy from team fortress 2.

  • distephano87 - 4 points - 23 hours ago

    Smoke wins. Flawless Victory.

  • synbios16 - 2 points - 23 hours ago

    Now start singing My Wild Irish Rose in those dulcid barbershop harmonies.

  • Blood_Reaper - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Fatality

  • Final_Power - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Scorpion wins! Formality!

  • lazy-shell - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Mr. Zero! You will pay for sabotaging the quarterly earnings of Shirai Ryu Inc.!

  • Udnya - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I approve this message.

  • Rumblebunni - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Seems Wilson fisk escaped jail already and got a new disguise.

  • Dfresh23 - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    /r/cringepics

  • Stalec - -5 points - 16 hours ago

    Do Americans not know how to wear suits? That yellow thing is horrible

And Then He Became Spastic...

Comments

  • FreqFace - 466 points - Yesterday

    GET OFF GET OFF THIS ISNT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL WHY ARE YOU GRINDING OH GOD I JUST CAME TO TALK

  • 2nd_best_name_ever - 114 points - Yesterday

    Maybe it triggered the memory of some repressed childhood trauma or something.

  • huehuelewis - 148 points - Yesterday

    That was a premature ejaculation if I ever saw one

  • GHarriott - 33 points - Yesterday

    First time?

  • dragon6echo - 16 points - Yesterday

    "Get the bouncer, tell him that Niko is having another stroke."

  • sircheesy - 39 points - Yesterday

    And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

  • oRyan_the_Hunter - 7 points - Yesterday

    Yeahh that looks about right when I start getting close to girls.

  • FlipsideDoge - 5 points - Yesterday

    "You're doing it wrong, let me show you how you really drop it low."

  • GelatinGhost - 5 points - Yesterday

    I need an adult!

  • jeebs67 - 5 points - Yesterday

    *And Then He Came Spastically...

    FTFY

  • Ultimate_Chimera - 5 points - Yesterday

    STRANGER DANGER

  • UnusualRedditor - 5 points - Yesterday

    /r/me_irl

  • wilsnipeforfood - 4 points - Yesterday

    Knees weak....arms spaghetti

  • philmardok - 4 points - Yesterday

    he's allergic to strippers

  • INTERNALCARNAGE - 4 points - Yesterday

    When you busted but they still keep grinding..

  • Warriorccc0 - 6 points - Yesterday

    Similiarly: Deer Visits Strip Club

  • philmardok - 3 points - Yesterday

    this has happened to me more than once. SO embarrassing........

  • thecatman456 - 3 points - Yesterday

    I'm having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack you oughtta know by now

  • ZeroNetSix - 3 points - Yesterday

    How do you get two at once? I don't have a million dollars.

  • BlueVelvet90 - 3 points - Yesterday

    "This no touching rule is killing me"

    dies

  • perrilloux - 10 points - Yesterday

    This gif is so old it has grandkids.

  • darkitp - 2 points - Yesterday

    he is allergic to pussy

  • tbro720 - 2 points - Yesterday

    MIRL

  • ImmaRaptor - 2 points - Yesterday

    Don't touch me casual.

  • Otter_King - 2 points - Yesterday

    Is this not what you're supposed to do? No? ok then............

  • InsaneEnergy4 - 2 points - Yesterday

    Roman called him just as it began.

    He could hear "BOWLING" from a mile away.

  • nj_travelguy - 2 points - Yesterday

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

  • HoldenSolo - 2 points - Yesterday

    And then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

  • steinardarri - 2 points - Yesterday

    A really bad time for your epilepsy to trigger

  • F5Gamer - 2 points - Yesterday

    He had a stroke

  • SalomonG18 - 2 points - Yesterday

    "Calm down Niko. You can do this. HOLYFUCKINSHITICAN'T"

  • Locklinn - 2 points - Yesterday

    Why is it Niko?

  • MrPartyWaffle - 2 points - Yesterday

    He came, he saw, he came.

  • Arkzhuul - 2 points - Yesterday

    *spaghetti falling everywhere

  • simmanin - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    All I could think of was spongebob going "Oh yeah!! WOO WOOO "

  • Megmca - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Aaand epilepsy.

  • GenShermansGhost - 6 points - Yesterday

    So, uhhh... What game is this?

    Y'know... For science?

  • TheHolyChristian - 6 points - Yesterday

    'When you see good booty'

  • MrOrangeXD - 2 points - Yesterday

    Kilplixism?

  • VladiMatt - 1 points - Yesterday

    Relevant Louis CK

  • this-ops-a-faggot - 1 points - Yesterday

    I read this as "Hispanic" not spastic.

  • daylorn - 1 points - Yesterday

    I want what that guys having.

  • ImperiusPrime - 1 points - Yesterday

    As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.

  • ultiam - 1 points - Yesterday

    Dude if you're linking dunkey's work please do source him as he's a hilarious artist who deserves recognition. Think of all the comment karma you'll get on top of it!

  • JUURGAAN - 1 points - Yesterday

    All I can think about is Prof Frink's scream

  • samzplourde - 1 points - Yesterday

    No actual nipples? The fuck is this garbage.

  • AlexS101 - 1 points - Yesterday

    http://i.imgur.com/Zch2AWw.gif

  • Xskills - 1 points - Yesterday

    Same thing happens to me when I listen to the SuperBestFriendCast.

  • FerociousOreos - 1 points - Yesterday

    Is that Bucky Larsen??

  • Berthalamew - 1 points - Yesterday

    I'm very sensitive, some might say that's a plus.

  • mjz321 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Some clubs in NYC they will grab your dick and put a nipple in your mouth.. I probably looked pretty similar after going in expecting standard no touch service lol

  • reverentent - 1 points - Yesterday

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

  • bumbletyboop - 1 points - Yesterday

    This is the Full Body Orgasm in effect.

  • maxp84z - 1 points - Yesterday

    I act the same way at the strip club

  • TheTrillz - 1 points - Yesterday

    When you think you want a lapdance and you get a whiff of that pussy...

  • marsupialHATCHBACK - 1 points - Yesterday

    We call that premature ejaculation...

  • Jynx3 - 1 points - Yesterday

    GLAVIN! with the touching and the lady parts! Oh my...

  • chozopriest - 1 points - Yesterday

    Relevant http://media1.giphy.com/media/LvX5aLNnM6oko/giphy.gif

  • filthyrehab - 1 points - Yesterday

    That decay

  • guitarhamster - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    lol my first time at the strip club, the stripper asked me to stop figetting and laughing.

  • vandel23 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    now that was pretty autistic

  • Maxotis4 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Relevant: https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/EUEJLiN.gif&v=VLnWf1sQkjY&s=26

  • Sexy_Koala_Juice - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Raaaaaaaaaape, raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape, I NEED AN ADULT

  • Ianuarius - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Happens to me every time

  • DarkPhoenix142 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    That was our reaction too.

  • blinks182times - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Da booty got me like

  • shit_stack_fuck - 1 points - Yesterday

    vinegarstrokes

  • ThyGrimOfDeath - 2 points - Yesterday

    Tag that as NSFW bro.

  • caveman222 - 0 points - Yesterday

    http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=JN./HGwbXbHXKm0ceQVpy9zAw&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

    anime kid walks in to a strip club

  • hardtoxplain - 2 points - Yesterday

    Reminds me if of the 'when you nut and she keeps sucking' meme.

  • Mexican_Pablo - 1 points - Yesterday

    We all love a bit of spaz porn

  • dagonn3 - 0 points - Yesterday

    Can't handle the beeg American titties.

  • Navysealguy3 - -4 points - Yesterday

    how about a NSFW tag?

  • Palin_Sees_Russia - -3 points - Yesterday

    Way to completely repost OP. I also hope by the sound of your title that you didn't mean that was you.

  • moonshiry - -2 points - Yesterday

    That's what she said

  • EatSleepSquint - -2 points - Yesterday

    And then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

  • sn0dig - -5 points - Yesterday

    /r/prematureejaculation

Stop fucking around Watson.

Comments

  • KoopaTryhard - 84 points - Yesterday

    Watson you scary

  • Prawngirl - 27 points - Yesterday

    'By jove I think I found a clue!'

    'That's a river Watson.'

  • allthenamesaretakena - 18 points - Yesterday

    He's wading for you

  • Heatftw6 - 23 points - Yesterday

    what game is

  • Magical_Orphan - 5 points - Yesterday

    DAMN IT WATSON! WE'VE GOT A MURDER TO SOLVE! STOP DICKING AROUND IN THE RIVER!

  • ThatCreepNextToYou - 5 points - Yesterday

    Jaaawwwn

  • cupcakewerewolf - 4 points - Yesterday

    Isn't this developer making a Cthulhu game?

  • Ozzytudor - 3 points - Yesterday

    Get your dick out of your own arse, 007.

  • MisterSympa - 3 points - Yesterday

    Punctuation is important, yo.

  • clairysaur - 2 points - Yesterday

    Stop ducking around, Watson?

  • TaxableBat - 2 points - 23 hours ago

    U-Unatco?

    Quit screwing around!

  • Boleen - 4 points - Yesterday

    'Come, Watson, come!' he cried. 'The game is afoot!'

  • PartiesLikeIts1999 - 2 points - Yesterday

    The only thing I didn't like about this game is that you have the option to go back and fix your mistakes if you get it wrong. So nobody believed me when I played through it perfectly.

  • Jouth - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    That shirt looks so real.

  • zenithfury - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Well, then, I suppose you could call this...

    ...A Dr Watson error.

    http://cow.org/csi/

  • turtlylooker - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Please, he's afraid of coitus. Gives him terrifying flashbacks of that one time Sherlock got a little too handsy...

    (But seriously, commas, people.)

  • KisaTheMistress - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Heh... Wetson...

  • jugnug - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Make me nervous, Indeed i almost jump on the air in laughter

Never Fuck with a Bird!

Comments

  • Jordanyee12121 - 53 points - 22 hours ago

    well, I'm officially switching to pc gaming...

  • Im_a_cat_yolo - 23 points - 23 hours ago

    This is what it would be like if micheal bay directed a documentary on eagles.

  • Lionx35 - 12 points - 22 hours ago

    The most American thing I've ever seen.

  • spm021092 - 5 points - 16 hours ago

    you're welcome

  • JestinMask - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    Well... If birds in Resident Evil 4 can drop grenades leave it up to Grand Theft Auto to one up them and let you throw them

  • badfan - 3 points - 17 hours ago

    https://gifsound.com/?gifv=rW60Lrp&v=anQ6oM6s3UI&s=10

  • goofball_jones - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    Okay, how do we do this with GTA? Are there mods already out now? I have the PC version, but haven't checked into any modding yet.

    Or can we just do this with Director mode in the regular game?

  • PenguinCupcake - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Talk about a Halo flashback.

  • valriia - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Have you heard the word?

  • Buncs - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Muselk!

  • JollyWhiskerThe4th - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Freedom, motherfucker

  • 003nicky - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    AMERICA!!!!

    FUCK YEA!!!!

Yes, it gets closer than that

Comments

  • Nebraska_Actually - 31 points - 23 hours ago

    Man I would break a controller if I came in second, but on the other hand, I would be a mile behind in reality.

  • waylandprod - 14 points - 18 hours ago

    In mk8 I've gotten the glitch where it's so close that the replay and results switch who is first or 2nd. The only way to tell is the points in the next lap. Happened twice already :/

  • owattenmaker - 6 points - 18 hours ago

    I'm curious though, how does the game measure that accurately? Surely it must be somewhat random because there is no way that the game is updating your time 1000 times every second.

  • chonchoo - 5 points - 17 hours ago

    58-10=48 and 50-8=42 now 48+8=56 and 42+10=52 so he would have won anyway.

  • Awhite2555 - 3 points - 16 hours ago

    Which Mario kart is this? I've never seen teams of two racing.

  • _denimchicken_ - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    You guys have the right idea in who to play as though. I was always diddy kong and paratroopa. The giant banana when i'm in first and trip red/green shells when i'm anything less

  • PapaBradford - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    That's happened to me before. I'm suspicious that the game will just favor the player in these situations.

  • ImperialKody - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Are you still friends?

  • Hi_ImLogan - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Rekt him

  • djgump35 - 0 points - 23 hours ago

    Making the rounds...

  • Ace1h - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    They stopped being friends

Nintendo Oui

Comments

  • Fabien_Lamour - 107 points - Yesterday

    You're just 10 years late on the Wii name jokes.

  • denart4 - 22 points - 20 hours ago

    /r/im14andthisisfunny

  • Haydonthegreat - 75 points - Yesterday

    This is hands down the worst thing ive ever seen posted on the subreddit...

  • davidbowiescat - 26 points - Yesterday

    I asked a French guy if he played any game consoles, he said oui

  • OblivionJL - 29 points - Yesterday

    /r/shitpost

  • mission17 - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    Jouez-vous à des jeux vidéos? Wii.

  • Kaanth - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    ....Oui.

  • souper13 - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    That mustache is so fake.

  • bitwize - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Honh honh honh!

  • maanwel - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Je préfère l`Oui Vouz.

  • An_Bear - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    This fills me with a sense of ennui

  • Boaz_MacPhereson - 1 points - Yesterday

    Nintendeaux

  • pacofrommexico - -1 points - Yesterday

    Wheres the cheese and wine?

  • citizenofgaia - -1 points - Yesterday

    Hehhe... that's puny.

  • CaptainWobbles - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    The area around the disc spot should be hairy, er, natural.

  • Random_Blue_Zebra - -2 points - 18 hours ago

    Sigh, take my upvote and go

  • hydrogenpower1000 - -3 points - Yesterday

    Omlette du fromage

  • briyaniandfries - -1 points - 22 hours ago

    No baguettes? Come on.

  • dodgerhamster - 0 points - 21 hours ago

    huehuehue

  • gramcraka92 - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Life, eh?

  • marianneelleson - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Oui Oui!

  • wowy-lied - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Maybe 70years ago you could find a French like that. Not anymore.

  • littlebigcheese - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Tour de france eiffel tower baguette honhonhon

  • wikki10106 - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Gentlemen...

  • stigmate - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    the only thing that comes to mind when I read oui is fuck you, oracle.

  • Poetastrophe - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    Hon hon hon

  • Swing_Top - 0 points - 15 hours ago

    Need to be black and white with a striped sweater on.

  • cpnHindsight - -2 points - 22 hours ago

    Ben non, on l'appelle Nintendo Ouïe!

  • Abrokemusician - -3 points - 19 hours ago

    Like a frenchie is going to be smoking a Marlboro.

  • itsdatoneguy - -8 points - 23 hours ago

    as i sit here drinking my beer i scrolled past this, then i scrolled back and said "ha!" but then i continued to scroll

  • BfmVfan1 - -3 points - 16 hours ago

    Oui Oui

    giggles

  • maybebaked - -3 points - 16 hours ago

    It needs arms to put up in surrender.

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