Butterfree or regular?

Comments

  • nothedoctor - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    I don't know if it was here or on imgur, but today I saw a comment or post about someone's mother playing Pokemon and the only thing she did was catch a Butterfree and name it Lowfat. So, I am sure that is where you got this from.

  • NitroBA - 3 points - 13 hours ago

    'I can't believe it's not butterfree'!

  • Multi21 - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    TITLE!

  • aveki - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I cant believe it is not butter? XD good one :)

  • WildcatEmperor - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I was there for the first generation of Pokemon and I thank my good graces for having that anime every Saturday morning. From that show I learned many life lessons. It made my childhood.

    That...and The Adventures of Jackie Chan and Static Shock...I feel bad for today's generation.

  • Kelevra1988 - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    ...Definitely Regular

  • siledas - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    /r/shitpuns

  • SanDesu - 0 points - 11 hours ago

    Seems like this guy has stopped a Pokémon invasion.

This is getting crazy!

Comments

  • Sinsai33 - 32 points - 10 hours ago

    At least there is progress in this. The pokemon stream is just... dumb.

  • kc_sharky - 18 points - 9 hours ago

    HADDOCKEN!!

  • Binnedcrumble - 7 points - 8 hours ago

    In 150 years this is going to be in a textbook (or their future equivalent) and they are going to think people in the early 21st century were fucking retards.

  • abbazabbbbbbba - 8 points - 10 hours ago

    Link to the stream?

  • Espressojet - 7 points - 11 hours ago

    oh my god this sounds amazing

  • TacoBellic - 4 points - 9 hours ago

    HAHAHAHA ROB MAINS DHALSIM

  • nolaras - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Someone should make a fish play a fishing game.

  • PM-ME-UR-SEXY-PARTS - 4 points - 11 hours ago

    Link!? I must watch

  • president_of_derp - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    I don't know how you misspelled "awesome" as "crazy."

  • Efrajm - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    This (i.e. a fish playing this kinda game) makes significantly more sense than pokemon.

  • Jackarias - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    THIS IS GETTING AWESOME!

  • Farry7 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    WHAT IS THE STREAM?!!??

  • eats_shit_and_dies - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    fin-ish him!

  • deleted - -6 points - 9 hours ago

    [deleted]

  • manboypanties - -5 points - 11 hours ago

    LMAOBOAT

  • Lazydude17 - -2 points - 9 hours ago

    At least you can place bets on this one... Not that i do that

This game needs and deserves an HD remake

Comments

  • CrimsonSpider - 32 points - 21 hours ago

    In Unreal Engine. With dramatized effects.

  • DaPuppers - 18 points - 21 hours ago

    Battle Chess

  • Epic563 - 38 points - 21 hours ago

    I know right, what the fuck Nintendo.

  • bigsim - 14 points - 20 hours ago

    Never liked it. Queen sorely needs a nerf.

  • Thegevin - 13 points - 21 hours ago

    The sequel just came out. The story really builds on the world presented in the original.

  • evansciver - 9 points - 20 hours ago

    Queen op, plz nerf.

  • Arak-Nafein - 6 points - 20 hours ago

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160

  • bahbahbahbahbah - 5 points - 17 hours ago

    upscale it from 8x8 to 1080p

  • ultrapwnd - 4 points - 17 hours ago

    Anyone else remember this game? Fuck i'm old.

  • NaptownSwagger - 8 points - 20 hours ago

    The graphics are incedible!

  • iamacompletetool - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    Super Ultra Chess 3D Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX Plus Alpha

  • ghost-inside-walls - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    Needs LENS FLARES

  • JDMtony - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    Maybe when you take an opponents piece its shows a small cut scene.

  • SHEDY0URS0UL - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Chess Titans!

  • zmarotrix - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Tabletop Simulatior.

  • XombiePrwn - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    The most recent one I know of: Pure Chess

  • just_did_it - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    deep fritz 14 is as good as it gets (i was wrong, apparently they had to get another programmer and changed engines, houdini 4 seems to be the new king of the genre), if you still run xp on your box you can get chessmaster 10 for free, that game really needs a remake or at least 11 needs a digital version because this is bullshit.

  • Reckion - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    Its called lego chess and you're welcome

  • YuanTiFighter - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    Wizard Chess from Harry Potter sounds like a good idea all of a sudden...

  • DarkwolfAU - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    Battle Chess: Game of Kings, released 2014.

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/200150/

  • notabrahamlincoln - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    5.99 Extra Pawns DLC.

  • I-am-thinking - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Like in harry potter?

  • Yrrebbor - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    What a predictable first move.

  • Nesmoht17 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Idk if it's on all platforms but i have Pure Chess on PS4 and it's pretty cool.

  • dropmolly143 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Look up David Sirlin Chess 2. Rebalanced chess

  • MrRotfuchs - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    I hear they're making an Oculus Rift version soon. Wouldn't it be sick to be in a virtual world and movethe pieces with your HANDS?!

  • mleon246 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Once upon a time steam had basic games like this for free like the old instant messengers had... I would love to have those games back for when we can't figure out what to play next.

  • veloxthekrakenslayer - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    It's been rumored that there's a 3D version out that doesn't require glasses! How neat is that?

  • Gaston44 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    c5

  • mustbemayhem - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    The bishop looks like a clit, The king looks like a little peeper, and the queen looks like a... Blossoming flower. I didn't even know my mind was that bad, but it was the first thing I saw.

  • AdmiralMal - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Chess 2 is about to launch on steam... ..

  • planewaker2 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Well, yes, but they just released the sequel on Steam. http://store.steampowered.com/app/314340/

  • blubberquark - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Chess 2: The Sequel

    http://ludemegames.com/chess2/

  • PsychoticDreams47 - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    This game is degrading to women! Why is the queen the most powerful piece?! Is it mocking the female race? Is it there to overcompensate, just a joke to every male bigot?!

    "Women suck in the real world, lets make this game a mockery to all women"

    I say down with games as such!

    -Dumb people

  • Thorse - 0 points - 21 hours ago

    There are literally dozens.

  • TrucyWright - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    I played a version called Combat Chess. I was 10 when I played it, and man was I horny for the red queen's ass. Don't judge me.

  • TorchicBlaziken - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Where all the pieces except King are now anime girls

  • ps3ds - 0 points - 15 hours ago

    There already is one. Its called "real life"

  • deleted - -3 points - 18 hours ago

    [deleted]

Ferguson right now

Comments

  • MunkyJoe - 8 points - 16 hours ago

    Every break in has been stores and businesses, most that were closed for the night. Gun ownership is high here, so no one has taken the chance to see what's on the other side of someone's door at an occupied home.

  • marriedtolucy - 8 points - 15 hours ago

    What a shit post. Fuck you OP.

  • ArchStanton27 - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    This image is smaller than the actual gameboy screen resolution. Someone actually had to put work in to make this thing smaller/shittier.

  • Dovahkush - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Does anyone know the name of this hack?

  • deleted - -3 points - 18 hours ago

    [deleted]

NO LAUGHING!!!

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  • darkshade2095 - 25 points - 13 hours ago

    Mine is better.

    http://i.imgur.com/Isek4eX.png

  • LordOfThePooniverse - 32 points - 14 hours ago

    I can personally say if this post is removed by a mod of /r/gaming like I have been told will probably happen, than that mod can suck my nuts.

  • Salty_Scrimshander - 48 points - 15 hours ago

    I hope this doesn't get taken down.

    Regardless, this is a bonehead move by the dev. I mean yes, I am now aware of her and her games. However, I'm very aware of the fact that I want to boycott her and all her present and future gaming endeavors.

  • TheBlueEdition - 4 points - 14 hours ago

    Can someone post a quick summary, or even an article explaining this whole zoe incident? I am kinda lost.

  • Aubrile - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    This... This is just one big mess... This is whole debacle is just... Awful. I do NOT envy whoever has to clean up this mess.

  • jessicatron - 3 points - 12 hours ago

    Am I really the only one who assumed that lots of people were sleeping with other people in return for favors just all over the world all the time? Obviously people who will use their credibility to give praise to something dishonestly do not have integrity, sure. And yes, if you know that a journalist does this sort of thing, or a media outlet turns a blind eye to that sort of behavior, sure, don't give your patronage to that media outlet- I'm on board with all of that... but what I'm really surprised by is how shocked everyone seems to be by this. This has been happening since the beginning of human civilization, in every industry.

  • Serene_Rose - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    She needs to really just take a step back :/ It is sad that it has come to this, I would like to not pick sides but banning people from steam forums for just saying "lol" is a sure way to get steam to start investigating.

    Takes a while to stir the beast though and hopefully they are not banning other people for similar messages or worse. Last thing this dramafest needs is steam moderation stepping into fray.

  • Sykesy1497 - 4 points - 15 hours ago

    [deleted]

  • bstrader - 4 points - 15 hours ago

    lol

  • the_wulk - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    I... need some context to understand this one

  • CollectedData - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    People who miss how fucking ugly this Zoe person is and sleep with her are IMHO absolute life failures. And they even pay her with game reviews for that! LOL.

    Goodbye!

  • Spacesharksimulator - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Huh.

  • nintendofreak44 - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    [comment deleted]

  • dillywin - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    I have no idea what is going on but why do so many people care about a shitty indie game called "depression quest?"

  • rulejordan5 - -10 points - 15 hours ago

    [deleted as per white knight Virgin El_"gonnagetsomesex"Chupacupcakes attempt at censorship]

  • jophj - -7 points - 13 hours ago

    look at those little, insignificant people, who thinks they can do something banning shit left and right, here on reddit or everywhere else.

    We are a legion of angry gamers. We are willing to find the truth. An handful of corrupt people is not match for us.

  • phishf00d - -14 points - 14 hours ago

    Because people who post "lol" are such fucking valuable posters on all other forums. Ever see a post on reddit of "lol"? Oh right, you didn't because it gets downvoted to oblivion.

  • myrptaway - -3 points - 12 hours ago

    Damn feminism..you scary

  • Exoquatic - -1 points - 12 hours ago

    Why does this game and developer exist? I have never wanted to slap someone so hard in my life.

  • notmyaltacc - -1 points - 12 hours ago

    So I guess anyone can make a game now? I didn't know this qualified as entertainment.

  • panzervaughn - -17 points - 15 hours ago

    Talking about how people miss the point, on the page for the game, is also simultaneously missing a point.

    you talking about how shit doesnt belong there also doesnt belong there.

Sounds about right

Comments

  • MatthewBetts - 3 points - 21 hours ago

    I love pandemic, finally beat all of the types of brutal a few weeks ago. Bio-weapon was by far the hardest.

  • rammthebombb - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    "YOU DARE INSULT REDDIT? DOWNVOTED!!!!" -Every Reddit Mod Ever

  • cshippee - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    It'd be better if it said reddit [deleted] humanity

  • Mutual_WH - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    You're cutting yourself on that edge.

  • Ahiam94 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Wouldn't doubt it. This site of full of morons.

  • phatmakgmc - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    http://itunesboss.com/?ref=OhtS5OsVb

Smooth Courier, Smooth.

Comments

  • CMLMinton - 23 points - 21 hours ago

    Great, now I have to back out of this entire conversation, pop some whiskey and mentats, and then hope I can think of a better line.

  • CraftingMan - 7 points - 19 hours ago

    What does she respond if you're successful?

  • ButterBeard_ - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    Where is this?

Awww!

Comments

  • roland0fgilead - 9 points - 18 hours ago

    Earthbound! Definitely one of my all time favorites. Say "fuzzy pickles!"

  • Bhaelfur - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    Earthbound (Mother 2), for those of you wondering.

  • AeroEagle333 - 4 points - 18 hours ago

    Started playing this for the first time the other day and I'm hooked. Great game.

  • spiceracz - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Threed.

  • Soft-Hearted-Devil - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Threed's music is always stuck in my head.

  • joeyb82 - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    I always found the part in Onette, in the police station, where a guy in the bathroom goes, "I'm, uh, thinking . . . " hilarious.

  • phatmakgmc - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    http://itunesboss.com/?ref=OhtS5OsVb

  • Epic563 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    My favorite RPG, by far.

Some minor detail that always bothers me in modern action games

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  • Mr_Beef_ - 46 points - 19 hours ago

    In Metro 2033 you can see how many bullets are left in your magazine

  • homfri - 14 points - 20 hours ago

    That feature was in Bf3...why not just port it like they did the rest of the game?

    I mean games from the 90's had this feature, but it also depends on how big the team is, you'd need artist/3d guys to work with the programmers constantly to get ammo belts working, but given deadlines they probably said fuck it just rush the shit, publishers wants their money and i wont tell them no we need more time.

  • Carverko - 32 points - 21 hours ago

    If a developer has enough time to make sure features like that are actually working and consistent, then you know they've made a good game because everything else must've been perfect for them to worry about such a small feature.

    That or they're terrible at managing their priorities.

    Case in point - you show BF4 with this inconsistency - BF4 is definitely not perfect in terms of gameplay so it figures that this feature isn't working properly!

    Edit: See below correction for above correction.

  • jingerheadman - 5 points - 19 hours ago

    One of the most detailed features in the metro series. 👍

  • theboxmike - 4 points - 21 hours ago

    Didn't some guns in bf3 have this feature of running out of ammo?

  • AirPhforce - 6 points - 18 hours ago

    One thing that bothers me is how games so rarley keep track of a chambered round. Sure, it takes longer to reload if you're totally empty, but you don't end up with 31 rounds if you reload with a round in a chamber, you still reload to 30. Always.

    That and 1911's always having 7 rounds. I have a single-stack 45 1911 that holds 9 and sits flush. So why 7? It isn't 1911 anymore, 100 years gave us 2 extra rounds.

  • Pulcifer - 14 points - 21 hours ago

    Honestly, it'd probably be really difficult to make it function properly. I'm sure the animation of the gun shooting is just repeated for every shot, so they'd probably have to recreate the mag, ammo belt, and animation entirely and it'd probably mean that this particular gun would be more of a draw on your computer than other guns. They would also have to program physics for the ammo belt inside the mag so that once you had just 5 rounds left or whatever, the belt would hang there and flop around with movement, rather than just being static and unrealistic. They wouldn't have to render the entire ammo belt necessarily, but enough of it would be rendered and modified by character movement and such that a low-end machine might actually perform significantly worse with an LMG than with a rifle or other, clip-based gun. PLUS they would have to worry about all the bugs all of these new changes would create. I don't doubt that very soon little details like this will be addressed though. I think today, it's just plain not worth the effort.

    Edit: Okay so not saying that Dice is lazy or anything, but the Negev and M249 from CS:GO work like OP wants. But it's totally possible that it was a massive pain in the ass for Valve to figure that out while other devs decided to focus their efforts on more important issues. Not trying to bash or boost any particular devs, just pointing out facts here.

  • CndConnection - 6 points - 19 hours ago

    This won't bother you in one of the greatest fps shooters of all time, the one, the only, Rainbow Six 3 : Raven Shield.

    That and the first PC Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter. IIRC, GRAW on PC was the or one of the first games ever to include 3rd person details such as : every weapon's mag dropped to the ground and was replaced, the bolt retracted on every gun as did the slides on every pistol, empty magazines had no rounds in them but new mags did and you could see the round before the slide closed or bolt closed. (Also this game was trying some new fancy physx crap that allowed you to bend metal with bullets and explosions)

    That shit was wonderous at the time.

  • Kimmykix - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Arma 2 and 3 actually show the ammo depleting ;)

  • dnlg - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    What about reloading when you shot one bullet, tossing the magazine then have same amount of ammunition?

  • Highspeed_Lowdrag - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Dont forget they had guns ejecting to the left for years.

    It hasn't been very long where they finally fixed them to eject to the right.

  • Ironcl4d - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    What really bothers me is that this weapon is an M240B, which is heavy as shit (27 pounds) and most games treat machine guns like these as a regular rifle with some extra ammo. I'm in the army and have carried and fired this weapon. I'm a pretty big strong guy and there's no way in hell I could hold one of these things steady and shoot accurately while standing.

  • dddeeevvvooosss - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    At first I thought he was bitching about the 5 not being in a digital format (like and 1's and 0's)

  • Soft-Hearted-Devil - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    In the Metro series you can see your bullet count in the magazine.

  • Pointwest418 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I think CoD shows the belt with the correct amount of bullets

  • Spiffinz - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    It's called laziness and/or ineptitude.

  • Okichah - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    You pick some weird shot to be upset about.

  • wtfnonamesavailable - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    But those phantom bullets are in HD!!!

  • thepizzaelemental - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    If you like your guns more realistic, Receiver is a very interesting little game.

  • mylibertarianaccount - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    When the game starts with an AR, you'll have 31 rounds. I can buy that, a mag holds 30, so you can charge your weapon, take one individual round and put it at the top of the magazine totaling it to be 31.

    When you run out of rounds, the bolt locks to the rear, and you insert your 30 round magazine. In combat, you won't be able to do that silly pull-out-mag-put-round-on-top again. I can believe it when you just spawn, to simulate you had just gone out into the field, but after that, the maneuver will not be feasible.

    Then you die and respawn with 31 rounds.

  • KoRnBrony - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    The thing that bothers me is when you have ammo left in the magazine and your character re-chambers the bullet anyway, that would mean you just lost a bullet, giving you 1 less than you just put in, (At least battlefield and cod got that right,but cod doesn't let you have one more in the chamber but oh well)

  • kenc2020 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Damn you now I'm gonna notice it games too

  • maggosh - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    What, random orange circles and squares onscreen?

  • Snaz5 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I love when games actually do pay attention to the little details though. In the 2010(?) reboot of Medal of Honor, when you chose your firing mode, the selector switch actually moved.

  • ItsADanThing - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    What irks me in many games is when you interrupt reloading part way through and the bullets magically leave the magazine. I always think it is the game saying: "Oh you tried to shoot or run before you cycled the action? FUCK YOU! Start over because those bullets are now back in your inventory"

  • silvermice - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Maybe the rest are blanks? ;p

  • mrboombastic123 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    God, if only 10-year-old me could hear some of the petty stuff I bitch about as an adult...

  • FishingForCod - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    That gun has 3 different kinds of sights and you're bothered about it having less bullets than is shown.

  • TiredOfTheBullshit_ - -4 points - 22 hours ago

    TIL some people hate the number 5.

  • AdviCeSC2 - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Exactly, I'm totally sick of the poor graphics on these "next-gen" consoles.. Sheesh!

  • PlexasAideron - -8 points - 22 hours ago

    Are you maybe immune to all modern shooters being rehashes of last years bullshit? Thats my #1 issue with shooters.

Just a Homeless Dude Playing His Xbox

Comments

  • xboxhobo - 185 points - 19 hours ago

    I have never been relevant until now.

  • AdventureDave - 10 points - 20 hours ago

    gamers gotta game

  • the-maestro - 9 points - 18 hours ago

    This is the East River Track in NYC! I've seen him there every Wednesday. Baller.

  • Spudtron98 - 9 points - 20 hours ago

    Or he was told to play outside.

  • Shooleffskee - 7 points - 19 hours ago

    Makes me wonder what the building is behind him. He's using its electricity.

  • NoTimeForThat - 6 points - 17 hours ago

    Just a married guy playing his xbox.

  • soundwave145 - 17 points - 20 hours ago

    isnt that a home behind him?

  • youra6 - 8 points - 18 hours ago

    This picture makes me incredibly sad.

  • ManiacalShen - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    Homeless person, or hipster inside a gated community? Or something gated, anyway. That's definitely a fence with some nice greenery outside.

  • wicked_chew - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    online subscriptions are so bad that he's now homeless

  • kckern - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    http://this.homeless.guy.winstheinter.net/i.qdd9Stx

  • Heiz3n - 5 points - 18 hours ago

    Black and outside? Definitely homeless.

  • SCREW-IT - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Looks like he has his priorities straight. I see nothing wrong.

  • I_dont_gots_the_swag - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Relevant

  • nofuckingway12 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Is that an original xbox or a 360? I can't tell

  • Fire2box - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Got a job? If you got a job, your not playing battlefield.

    ::bi-pods knife::

  • Doctor_Theopolis - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I talked with him last weekend. He was playing COD Advanced Warefare. He's not homeless, he lives in the buildings one the other side of the FDR, the Jacob Riis Houses.

  • Northwoods2 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Hes got his priorities

  • JupitersClock - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Looks like a PC.

  • AnnaBonanno - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    This is why we shouldn't give people welfare, I mean, what's next? Is he gonna go out and buy a refrigerator?

  • TheKhajiit - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    I wouldnt give mine up either

  • rojm - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    "his"

  • sleepingpie - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    How do you know he is homeless

  • gr1ff_r1ff - -4 points - 20 hours ago

    Where'd you find this picture of me?

  • edramos12 - -1 points - 17 hours ago

    somebody give him a ps4 and record his reaction n.n

  • phatmakgmc - -2 points - 18 hours ago

    http://itunesboss.com/?ref=OhtS5OsVb

  • electricmastro - -15 points - 19 hours ago

    I love how you call him homeless when he's sitting right in front of a house.