YOU DIED

Comments

  • ImEnricoMatassa - 98 points - 13 hours ago

    Is this rage-quit aftermath?

  • Iskan_Dar - 105 points - 13 hours ago

    This right here? This is why, as amazing as they may look, I will never own a glass topped desk. Glass shatters under forces that a nice thick wooden desk ignores. I have two big cats, an overexcited dog and a toddler. Nope, nope, and fuck that.

  • ArcadeFacade - 10 points - 13 hours ago

    ...Am I the only one curious as to the back story behind this?

  • Crestia-Bell - 128 points - 12 hours ago

    If rage-destroying your thousand-dollar gaming setup is your forte, maybe you should do rage-giveaways. Everytime you get pissed off by a game, you give it to someone who's actually capable of beating it.

  • FL21 - 8 points - 13 hours ago

    Picking all that up still isn't as bad as running through Sen's Fortress

  • anthem85 - 9 points - 12 hours ago

    It seems Dr. Wells wasn't the only one visited by the Pied Piper this week.

  • bigtice - 7 points - 8 hours ago

    Wasted.

  • Zilljen - 25 points - 13 hours ago

    This proves why Dark Souls is best played in a padded cell

  • Whoopsht - 9 points - 12 hours ago

    I don't want to be that guy... but your chair could use an upgrade. A while ago. Like, you should have gotten a new one at the turn of the century.

  • FuckinNiceKitty - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    Let me play for you the song of your torment.

  • JesusDeSaad - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    Seriously, if this belongs to a kid I wish his parent doesn't buy him a new PC and desk. Let him work for the money so the little shit can afford it by himself.

  • panzervaughn - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    Ancient Dragon?Yeaaaaah...

  • Notverypretty-vacant - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Tha fuck is wrong with your chair?

  • spankenstein - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    this is why we can't have ice things

  • winzippy - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Weird. I have the exact same desk and am also prone to raging.

  • Arcaninemaster69 - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    Shit that's the exact same desk I have..

  • Vopogon - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Was it worth the karma?

  • distephano87 - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    I bet that police station was boring, anyway...

  • Traherne - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    You might want to turn the force feedback level down a tad.

  • Powellwx - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    RAGE LOSS

  • AstroZomby - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Darksouls?

  • Pantlessness - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Dropped a sparkplug.

  • Romanulus - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    You are why you can't have nice things.

  • PigEqualsBakon - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Goto ikea, go into the as-is section, and buy a wooden tabletop/countertop. Place it on 2 short-ish shelves. You now have a desk that isn't glass.

  • mifflinity - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I could see a good strong fist smash on this desk causing this dilemma. I do this far too much to not just stick with a wood desk.

  • cedarpark - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Chair is the standard "bonded leather' type. Mine lasted about 12 months.

  • ripvision - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Did you try turning it on and off again?

  • bndnrdgirl - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    And this is why I have a metal desk...

  • furyfight - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    oh crap i have that desk

  • ampedd_up - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    This has to be my new favorite picture on the Internet. It has to be.

  • CourierFive - 0 points - 10 hours ago

    No problem, reload savegame.

  • 3-cheese - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Looks like a smashing time.

  • interruptingsound - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    That chair has seen some shit.

  • zenion - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Warning.. this desk has known defects. They stopped welling this glass type actually because of it. Can't find the article but it stated that these were literally spontaneously shattering.

  • ShelfDiver - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    What keyboard is that?

  • Barugalfurad - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I have that exact same desk :P

  • Bad_Mood_Larry - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I have the exact same desk like the exact same and this scenario has terrified ever since i got it.

  • Waglagon - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Hey, I had that desk. It sucked anyways man.

  • pornado - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Quelaag's one of the easiest bosses in the game, that's the truly embarrassing part of this.

  • Juicysteak117 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Hey! I own that keyboard! Nice I finally feel relevant.

    It's an ok keyboard, overpriced imo but ehhhh. Logitech K740 in case anyone was wondering.

  • hittman619 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Shrine of Amana?

  • standardstyle - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I would say that the desk likely broke while he was playing and he was killed after he couldn't control the game anymore, but this is reddit, we ignore logical explanations.

  • Vistat - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I have these speakers, awesome choice :D

  • Octopus_Tetris - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    The rage is real

  • Sokonomi - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Dear people with glass desks: What is wrong with you?

  • darkviper039 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    This is why i use an industrial strength work bench table....if I used glass it wouldn't even last 5 minutes into a BF4 round, shockingly my Logitech G502 has lasted 5 months and is just now starting to have issues

  • OFJehuty - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I'll never understand breaking your shit when you're mad. It only makes things even worse for you.

  • caveman660 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Is this shopped? The screen looks shopped to me.

  • TheBigShig - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I have that exact same desk and now I'm terrified

  • michaelscott33 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    OP had "no chill".

  • TOPgunn95 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Have a seat over here /r/darksouls

  • Jay_Burd - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Never buying a glass desk now

  • geared4war - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    I used to sell these. Called the Linda. Funnily my boss at the time was married to a woman called Linda. He so wanted to Xmas that desk during his divorce...

  • Weezing87 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    HEY! I have that same desk, but in black glass. :D

  • RabbitSong - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Of course, the subwoofer on top of the glass desk.

  • Meleoffs - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    ARE YOU ME? SAME DESK SAME SPEAKER SYSTEM SAME CHAIR (though not as fucked up) SAME KEYBOARD

    STOP BEING ME!

  • Jon_Ice - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Keyboard seems to be working... :)

  • fullM3TALturban - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Lol is that the asylum demon fight?

  • TacoRalf - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Hah mac

  • kasekoph - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Rage quit

  • craftsparrow - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Who uses the hand axe? Obvious shop.

  • BrauNaR1N0 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Ty for reminding me to change table

  • beefcurtains01 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    That's it. I'm getting rid of my computer table made of glass.

  • Qender - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    My father once bought an emergency device designed to break car windows in case you drive into a river or something, when you press on it a tiny metal spike pops out about quarter of an inch, he didn't think it would work, and was trying to figure it out when he pressed it on his desk to see the little metal thing pop up. He had it upside down, and he had a glass desk, it looked a lot like OP's photo.

  • Barrebaron - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I fear same fate since I got same kind of desk.

  • Decepticum - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Your username is... special.

  • This_isR2Me - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I dont think anybody was sitting at the desk when it broke. There is glass all over the seat so it was also probably pushed in.

  • hajduk21 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    dark souls hype!

Last night Megaman cleared a very difficult stage.

Comments

  • guiltycompromise - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    Clearly just beat Ice man

  • Blue_E_Tank - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Blizzard Man?

  • RoyalDeLuxe - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    God I hate Ice man's stage.

Playing through Max Payne... my thoughts so far

Comments

  • en_passant_person - 13 points - 19 hours ago

    Waaa....waaaa...wwwWwaaaa.... Waaaaa

  • ThisMonitorIsAWindow - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    It's like a super depressing version of the Rainbow Road course on Mario Kart...

  • noplzstop - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    I bought this for my phone a while ago and it actually let you skip this part because it was so brutal to play on a touchscreen.

  • TehKingofFools - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    If it is the first nightmare, run to the first corner of the blood trail. Look to your left and you can just make out another blood trail. Take a run up and jump for it. Congrats, you have just skipped the entire maze and are now right near the exit.

  • newtype2099 - 7 points - 19 hours ago

    The babies wailing are your clues you're going the right direction. The louder it gets the better you're doing.

  • Hirstaang107 - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Just turn left

  • qY81nNu - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    That level combined with the understanding of what it signified is what raised the game above its great gameplay and at the time great graphics: fuckkin heart

  • pappajay2001 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    This game needs a faithful movie adaptation.

  • KaiserApe - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    First time I played this game I was up way past my bedtime on a school night playing this part. Fell off the edge. Commence horrifying baby screams at deafening volume. My parents jumped out of bed and came crashing into my room thinking I was being murdered.

  • MuzzledPenguin - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    That damn scream that happens when you fall makes my hair stand up and sends chills up my spine every time

  • deleted - 1 points - 19 hours ago

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  • thatguywiththeposts - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    One quick question guys. I'm thinking of picking up Max Payne 2 after I beat this. Are there any balancing segments in that game too? And if there are, are they as frustrating as they are in this game? Speaking for the PS2 version anyway.

  • TurkeyLerg - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Keep taking pills until everything makes sense...

  • vedomedo - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I played that shit as a kid, thought it was scary

  • WraithPDX - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Wait until you have to deal with two jackasses lobbing grenades from sniping range while not giving you the chance to snipe them.

  • senc2bar - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    I remember playing this level went I was a kid. My mom was in the other room listen to all the screams and yells. She ask what is happing in this game. I told her he was on drugs. She made me stop playing.

  • Crucial_Bullets - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    We need a Max Payne 4

  • iaskedforthis - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Sweet Dreams.

  • Xandercz - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Playing this level as a kid gave me nightmares. This and the drugged up cult church level.

  • overjoyedlemur - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    I wish R* or atleast some modders would fix the game on Windows 7. I've tried so many different things, but nothing will get the game to open.

My blood gets pumping just looking at it

Comments

  • thekittycommander - 28 points - 20 hours ago

    If you pump your blood hard enough do you end up with a solid snake?

  • raulhj - 16 points - 22 hours ago

    Just let Meryl die.

  • ibezerker - 6 points - 21 hours ago

    My hands hurt just looking at it.

  • Phaynel - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    But the Otacon ending is so romantic!

  • Sikopathx - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    Considering it's a different picture and title, this might be an occurrence of two original ideas that are the same happening separately. Is there a name for that?

    http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/28akwy/my_thumb_starts_throbbing_just_looking_at_this/

  • DescendsTheBlade - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Seeing shirtless men constrained gets JimmysJohn's blood pumping, got it.

  • theprofaneshadow - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Solid snake got that 8bit ripped body.

  • imsosrsly - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Because your super into bdsm?

  • gamefreac - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    i destroyed 2 controllers playing this game through on the hardest difficulty. this single scene is to blame.

  • Carter1116 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    This is why I didn't finish that game

  • KALEl001 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    amazing gameplay :P

  • Emilio_Shockwave - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I've definitely got some bloodflow.

Nice easter egg Bioware. (Sorry for quality)

Comments

  • alkonium - 23 points - Yesterday

    They had a similar easter egg in Mass Effect 2: In the Master Thief DLC, you can find an Ogre statue in Donovan Hock's vault.

  • Deathcon900 - 7 points - Yesterday

    I don't get it.

  • RightCross4 - 13 points - Yesterday

    Shepard.

  • Astroflare - 4 points - Yesterday

    There has yet to be a bioware game that doesn't make me tear up

  • Nematrec - 4 points - 20 hours ago

    Ok, I see the Krogan, but is the lower right one a balverine?

  • ltbird259 - 2 points - 22 hours ago

    What game is this, I'm assuming it's one of the Dragon age games, probably the newest?

  • thekittycommander - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Didn't they reuse a lot of the sound effects from Mass Effect in Dragon Age Inquisition as well?

  • Sorez - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Where in the game is this exactly? :o

  • buddhamunche - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    I dont remember what the region was called, but there's a pretty brilliant Plants Vs. Zombies easter egg as well. You stumble upon a farm filled with corpses and there's a row of sun flowers towards the back. A little Codex entry you find mentions "garden warfare", etc.

    It was pretty hilarious!

  • Smailien - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    Oh I get it, it's Dex from Attack of the Clones.

  • HouseOfH - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    For a moment there, just by looking at that tiny thumbnail, I thought the bottom two were realistic versions of Rigby and Mordecai.

  • rationalinquisition - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Wreked

  • SiouxWarrior - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Was posted the day the game came out.....little late

  • Lukaztro - -5 points - Yesterday

    probably just found a dead one succumb to the genophage.
    there's now way a krogan would get taken out by some sword wielding month python black knight.

Divine Intervention needs a sequel.

Comments

  • bigslothdubs - 39 points - 23 hours ago

    Oh my god, I haven't thought about that flash game in ages. I think i found it on newgrounds? The flying boss at the end always pissed me off.

  • lujanr32 - 14 points - 23 hours ago

    Damn this game freaked me out as a kid, last boss was easy once you memorized it's attack patterns.

  • Niemand7 - 5 points - 23 hours ago

    Agreed. Cliff hangers suck.

  • ellgro - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    The ending of the game says there was supposed to be a sequel right? I guess I haven't thought of looking for it in 10 years.

  • Worst_Sodium_NA - 5 points - 19 hours ago

    Here's the game http://www.totaljerkface.com/divine_intervention.tjf

  • coppermek - 2 points - 22 hours ago

    Seeing as it came out before newgrounds even got big, I don't think so. Still, shooting small possessed children, so good

  • notbobby125 - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    I was never able to get past that kid on the skateboard. You just have no time to react and he takes multiple shots to kill.

  • mortal_rombat17 - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    I was talking about this game with my friends yesterday. That's unreal. We were in middle school when we played it.

  • dewidubbs - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Fuck. I remember playing this game when i wad in like grade 5. My little fingers couldnt react fast enough to these little demons. I should have another go at it.

  • Doctor__Krieger - 2 points - 22 hours ago

    I remember playing this game on Total Jerkfaces site back around 2011 when i first started playing Happy Wheels. Good times

  • TheKidWithBieberHair - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    When I first found this on totaljerkface's website years ago I thought "Wow, they sure have come a long way to get to Happy Wheels."

  • www_wow_com - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    only played it 2-3 times back in the day, somehow recognized it by the title.

  • catgoat - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    You mean the Slayer record? Fuck yeah

  • piglittle - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    i used to play this at the christian school i went to....the teachers werent amused..

  • TheKidWithBieberHair - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    When I first found this on totaljerkface's website years ago I thought "Wow, they sure have come a long way to get to Happy Wheels."

  • LordNexeS - -7 points - 21 hours ago

    no it doesn't, it was a shitty flash game

  • KingTubby115 - -1 points - 19 hours ago

    I'm pretty sure there was a divine intervention 2

The only game that has ever come close to Mario Kart 64.

Comments

  • cheeeeeeeeze - 169 points - 23 hours ago

    No love for Diddy Kong Racing?

  • Sulinia - 81 points - 23 hours ago

    The first Crash Team Racing was better imo. (The picture OP linked is one of the later ones for the PS2)

    However, I don't think Lego Racers was that bad. And a severely underrated Kart game for the PSX is Speed Freaks/Speed Punks.

  • jwstump2 - 51 points - Yesterday

    Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed. Great game. Tons of fun for hours on end. This will ruin friendships.

  • j_rodx - 252 points - Yesterday

    Diddy Kong Racing for N64 was boss.

    Mario Kart for SNES > Mario Kart 64, truthishly.

  • Jelleyicious - 17 points - 19 hours ago

    Crash Team Racing is better than Mario Kart 64 imo. It made more use of the z axis, it had a much better single player, and the music and sound effects were a level above of Mario Kart 64. However, the sequels were almost unplayable and could not recapture the greatness. Diddy Kong Racing is up there too, but I always found the controls slightly unresponsive.

  • urkish - 16 points - 22 hours ago

    Crash Nitro Kart?

    Enough of the "You're cool if you know what game this is" bullshit, put the name in the title. That game sucked balls compared to its predecessor anyway.

  • HUGE_HOG - 38 points - Yesterday

    Mario Kart 8 is the best kart racer I've played by a mile, and I've played every MK game.

  • NotAGiantSquid - 7 points - 23 hours ago

    I was always partial to snowboard kids. Granted, being able to whoop my brothers ass on it may have swayed my opinion on it.

  • ItsToodlepip - 5 points - 21 hours ago

    Saw the image, saw the title and thought 'This better be full of people talking about Diddy Kong Racing'. Was not disappointed.

  • captpop - 5 points - 19 hours ago

    Wacky Wheels!

  • nolaredditor - 15 points - Yesterday

    I feel like the only person that thinks Mario Kart 64 has aged pretty badly.

    I'd much rather play Mario Kart 8 any day of the week.

    Unless you want to play battle mode, then I guess we can have a debate.

  • BlaineCountiesMostWa - 4 points - Yesterday

    Played that game when I was around 6, could never defeat nitros oxide that cheating bastard :(

  • Legacy95 - 4 points - 23 hours ago

    Wait... is this CTR? It looks a bit different?

  • dontgiveahoot29 - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    Uh what about Diddy Kong Racing

  • MilkOfTheMan - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    No! SONIC ALL STARS was excellent!

  • osubeavs721 - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    uh... Diddy Kong Racing is way better.

  • pcastleberry - 2 points - 22 hours ago

    I'd say the first Snowboard Kid's game came close. I remember having a good time with that one

  • LordNexeS - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Mario Kart 64 isn't as good as the ones after it. Like all of them are so much better.

  • RockItGuyDC - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Snowboard Kids

  • SpellsofWar - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Twisted Metal :p

  • DaleGribble10 - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Dee dee kong racing.....

  • skovie - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    you forgot about Diddy Kong racing man

  • savingprivatekoopa - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    I think Crash Team Racing was better than Mario Kart 64, solely based on the draw distance / graphics.

  • scors_one - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Just making sure somebody said Diddy Kong Racing.

  • Sphexi - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Sonic adventure racing is pretty fun, have it on the PC.

  • popcorned - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Yeah no, Lego Racers was always my racing game of choice! You could build your own car exactly how you wanted it! You can't get that in any other racing game.

  • RevolverSly - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    Original PSX's CTR is, at least, as good as Mario Kart 64.

  • GeoFlux - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    I didn't really like the Crash racing game I had on the PS2 when I was younger. The only one that has come close is Diddy Kong Racing.

  • brastius35 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Diddy Kong Racing?

  • mlahero - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/4865/855986-gfs_28182_2_4_mid.jpg

    Snowboard Kids. Your argument is invalid.

  • strnadik - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    NOT this one. The old one! Crash Team Racing! I really don't like this one.

  • helgh4st - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Or diddy kong racing. Which is better than crash racing and DKR is also on the same system as mario kart.

  • SpogiMD - 2 points - Yesterday

    Ne pas fermer ಠ_ಠ

  • StaticDraco - 1 points - Yesterday

    Crash team racing was my first kart racer. I fucking love it to death.

  • SkodaSucks - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Goo-ehl-come to Mario Kart'eh!

  • undercoverbrutha - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Close? It's better. The slide mechanics and tracks were amazing, also there was no bullet bill bull shit. Over all crash team racing was the superior game

  • nickname_number - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Crash Tag Team Racing was good as well, you could even walk around in the overworld.

  • andre3googol - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    You saw Joey and Ross playing it on Netflix huh? Me too! Such nostlagia!

  • Xoxies - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Am I the only weirdo that thinks Double Dash was amazing?

  • Nachos47 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Pfffft jak x combat racing was the shizzle

  • manorca - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    how can this be better then the good old CTR

  • HypePixelz - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    First off: Double Dash (Possible 8) is the best Mario Kart.

    Second: You pick Nitro Kart over CTR? Blasphemy.

  • jemunoz2 - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    CTR was better than MK 64....it's my favourite racing game after MK8

  • The_amazingluke - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    close

  • Reojal - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    I remember playing Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing. In retrospect, it was probably good to me because I liked Star Wars.

  • billgoldbergmania - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    The power rangers zeo racing game for super ninendo was my first and best (nostalgia glasses).

  • FNDtheredone - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Mod racer nation though. No one knows - the community is so amazing.

  • CelestialWolfZX - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Nitro Kart is close in Mario Kart 64, but Team Racing overtook all of them and is still the undisputed champion of the Kart Racer.

  • LupeDiablo - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Speed Punks

  • TheMadBlender - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Omg, CTR. Nostalgia train.

  • Evilmaze - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    This looks very odd for Crash Team Racing.

  • SteroidSandwich - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Does it ruin more or less friendships than Mario Kart?

  • KrazyKris1 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Sonic Racing Transformed was pretty great. I know the title is longer, but whatever. It felt a little more fair with powerups. The swarm was more of all out equalizer instead of a cheap shot with the blue shell. If I grew up with a Genesis, that game would've been so incredibly nostalgic. It's as good as Mario Kart can be without being Mario Kart.

  • seanyynaes - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Never could play Mario Kart. This game was at least a fantastic placeholder racing game with friends. Couldn't agree more, OP.

  • Nighthawk458 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Mario Kart DS > Mario Kart 64

    The N64 controller is the WORST controller I've ever used.

  • StuiWooi - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Should definitely try sonic racing on ps360

  • grimmer190 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Sorry, the correct answer was Lego Racers. Thanks for participating, though.

  • Sage2050 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    While I agree that CTR is an amazing kart racer, I wish everyone would collectively remove their nostalgia glasses and realize that MK64 is the worst mario kart game in the entire series by a large margin.

  • jrazor2001 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Yes! I put this on my psp but havent played it again...yet but I will!

  • TheShortHappyLife - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Mad Dash Racing will always have a spot in my heart on par with if not on top of Mario Kart.

  • D1xonC1der - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    not ModNation Racers?

  • Zubalo - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    well that and mario kart double dash. mario kart 8, crash tag team racing, kirby air rider, and diddy kong racing.

  • kris10ski - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    CTR was the shit. I'd get bored some days and drive around the course to find hidden surprises.

  • I349Y - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    CTR > CNR > MK 64

  • RyantheAustralian - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Does 'Micro Machines' count as one of these racing games, or does the perspective (birds-eye-view) make it slightly out of this genre? Because that's one of my favourite games ever. Tho as I write this I guess its not 'since' Mario Kart 64...do'h

  • Familiastone - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    CTR was my Jimmy Jams!

  • squeegep - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    CTR > Mario Kart 64

  • The_Power_of_Tacos - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Sorry CTR > MK64 its not even close.

  • robostomp - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Mario Kart Nah Get out of here with that weak shit. Its Diddy Kong Racing For Pros

  • SwagZoneBitch - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    OP don't know shit about Diddy fuckin Kong

  • pip989 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I prefer CTR to mario kart but then again we were a sony household while growing up

  • Affinity420 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Diddy Kong Racing. Sega all stars racing.

    There has been a ton of clones. But those two are almost exactly identical.

  • LeDispute - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Oh man. Pura was my favorite!

  • lurch1066 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Speed freaks was better

  • Helplessromantic - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Sega all star racing is amazing, what are you smoking

    Also diddy kong racing?

  • epicbawler - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    DAE LE GEM Xd XD IM SO OLDD!!1

Big problems need big guns. [Dying Light]

Comments

  • SirNumbnuts - 52 points - 20 hours ago

    Man, they sure have upped the realism in Ratchet and Clank

  • el_chupacupcake - 12 points - 20 hours ago

    I'm frankly impressed that the gun remains held in a somewhat logical way (finger near enough to the trigger, butt still against the shoulder, hand still holding the receiver).

    No clipping errors, no major crap-ups. Good job, glitch!

  • wildwolfay5 - 8 points - 20 hours ago

    I have not seen much about this game... so I dare ask:

    How is it?

    I've seen some comments on how pretty it is on PS4, people bitching it's not optimized for PC (compared to the PC library, and even being pcmasterrace during weekdays myself, boohoo) but other than that, no one is saying if this game is fun or not and if it has any staying power for more than a couple days?

    Worth $60?

  • CptJustice - 4 points - 20 hours ago

    The all-new Sig 1112 rifle.

  • ToastyMozart - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    Hey, it's the 1st person model of the COD guns!

  • Phoenix86 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    I have a friend that worked as an Engineer on this game.

  • deleted - 3 points - 22 hours ago

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  • JohnnyDarkside - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I call this my big badda boomstick.

  • kingeryck - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Upvote for having the name in the title.

  • MeatSim7 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Psycho ass as ins?

  • skull_attachment - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Van Damme approves.

  • infinitude - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    The free-running in this game is awesome!

  • INoahGuyyy - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Is this game worth $60

  • railHEX - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    With the name Psycho Assassin, the gun size makes sense.

  • hurdur1 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    The recoil from that might just rip his arm off.

  • ericjover - -1 points - 21 hours ago

    Was that from console or the supposedly glitchy pc port? I have it on ps4 and would love to find a ginormous AR.

  • Elaphoil - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Well pick up that phone, cause I fucking called it!

  • deleted - -1 points - 21 hours ago

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  • rationalinquisition - -1 points - 19 hours ago

    Dem graphics.

Sealed away for 7 years, wakes up with pants

Comments

  • cardell912 - 193 points - 22 hours ago

    Those aren't pants. His legs are that white after seven years without sun.

  • vladimusdacuul - 33 points - 22 hours ago

    Let's just be thankful it happened that way. Nobody wants to run Link around while wearing a child's skirt-like tunic, with a grown mans anatomy.

  • krollym09 - 53 points - 22 hours ago

    Those are tights. He also wakes up with larger boots and gloves.

  • atda - 8 points - 22 hours ago

    Maybe he grows like a snake but instead of shedding the old skin, it becomes his new pants?

  • jado1stk - 9 points - 22 hours ago

    He was sealed for 7 years, wasn't it?

    So I guess the Sages gave him clothes.

  • tarekd19 - 8 points - 21 hours ago

    considering this is a joke maybe this isn't the best time to put this, but I've always assumed that Link emerges from the seal in the state he would have been in had he aged naturally. He's not "sleeping" but merely transported from one age state to another. This especially makes sense considering he goes back in time as well.

  • Iokuas - 32 points - 22 hours ago

    He wakes up with a new tunic, gloves, boots, a new bandolier, belt, tights and one pierced ear... which just so happens to have been the ear that gay men used to pierce as sign of their sexual orientation. So, basically at some point the creepy old fat guy, who more than likely spent the first third of the game following you around as an owl, decided to play dress up with Link.

  • NeatHedgehog - 8 points - 21 hours ago

    You think that's creepy? He also goes back seven years and wakes up as a kid with his pants / tights gone.

  • Lyonguard - 6 points - 21 hours ago

    To be fair, in Twilight Princess you go from Farm Clothes, to Wolf, to Green Tunic, with the only explanation given as "Gods did it!".

  • shaded69 - 3 points - 23 hours ago

    Not to mention an under shirt.

  • drjenkstah - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    The goddesses decided that it wasn't appropriate for Link to have his stuff hanging out for everyone to see. The Hero of Time had a title to uphold.

  • gowronatemybaby7 - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    Leggings aren't pants! sheesh

  • Greenglassbead - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    That or it's 7 years of dead skin just plastered to his skin.

  • darzinth - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Doesnt he also get earrings?

  • aznidb - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    He was just wearing see through nylons before and time made them murky

  • RabbitSong - 0 points - 22 hours ago

    Rauru?

  • TheKhajiit - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Im pretty sure Rauru mentions this

  • ShadowReij - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    And is somehow fit as fuck after essentially doing but lying about for 7 yrs.

  • SteveRudzinski - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    We have been shown thr gods just teleporting clothes onto Link. Probably happened here.

  • AmbitiousHobo - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Nobody wins when you wake up in a strange building without pants.

  • arcade109 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    To be fair, I have woken up with clothes that I neither fell asleep in nor owned before.

  • skullkid00 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Link had a sailors moon transformation

  • Blackfuego - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Its actually the Onesie of time

  • Voon- - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    It's better than the opposite.

  • zachary5577 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    And an undershirt!

  • MRainwater - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Thank Din

  • drecklia - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    And his muscles haven't atrophied either. In fact, he is ripped.

  • BooneyPoo - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    And a shirt, and gauntlets, and an ear piercing, and different boots.

  • maybeimserious_ornot - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    More like jeggings.

  • Marc815 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Maybe the sages gave him the Heroes Tunic the same way the Light Spirits in Twilight Princess do. MAGIC!

  • ColinHalfhand - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    He clearly has the same powers as The Doctor when it comes to clothes. When the Fourth Doctor turned into the Fifth Doctor his boots changed into long socks. And when the First became the Second his entire outfit morphed. Cult heroes have special clothing-based powers. That's a new rule of fiction.

  • McPuffy - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Sages gave him clothes, i mean it must be uncomfortable to look at a grown man with a skirt

  • dewidubbs - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Nope, just really pastey skin from being sealed away.

  • dark_ice17 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Ah the old Pantaloon Paradox

  • killercrd - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    He has pants in the early years, it's just skin colored. You can see his wrists look like they have a tight cuff.

  • Akomaru - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    What about the undershirt?

  • Smithrope - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    dank meme

  • Legosheep - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    It's actually a white fungus that grows on elf boys as they go through puberty.

  • shouldbeworking23 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    little drafty without leggings

  • CommonSenseThrowAwa - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    The game says his spirit was sealed for seven years, meaning there was an intervening time period wedged in between the seven years that Link was actually doing something. That means when perceived by Link; he goes from 10 to 17, beats Ganon and then goes back in time to 10 when Zelda sends him back, reaches 17, and skips forward to just after Zelda sends him back in time.

  • Trailerboy531 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Hero of Time and Pants®

  • Both_WhyNotBoth - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Growing up sucks. They make you wear pants.

  • Beeslikesteve - 0 points - 20 hours ago

    those are his tighty whities full of poop

  • HidekaValheim - -1 points - 21 hours ago

    dude.... those arent pants.....

    let that sink in.

Sega did not mess around with their German advertisements back in the day. (NSFW)

Comments

  • gnomoretears - 169 points - 20 hours ago

    It's a reference on to Martin Elliot's famous Tennis Girl photo.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_Girl

  • Detectivetightpants - 94 points - 19 hours ago

    I was about 11 years old and this ad was reprinted in a issue of EGM, showing how edgy European advertising was. I kept peeking at it every chance I got for weeks.

    This was pre-internet, you took your smut(no matter how tame) where you could get it.

  • tinobeans - 17 points - 18 hours ago

    Not taking anything away from Germany, but that was an ad used in every european markets. I had an old copy of a UK magazine called Sega Power with this ad in it. I find it funny how this seems to be a big deal in the US, even in 2015...

    http://www.mhfreq.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2013/09/davis-cup-world-tour-1993.jpg?0e48af

  • goatcoat - 30 points - 19 hours ago

    Am I seeing a hint of vulva?

  • CM1288 - 36 points - 20 hours ago

    Isn't this the picture in the boss's office in The IT Crowd?

  • ajgator7 - 9 points - 18 hours ago

    I'd blow the dust out of that slot.

  • Jux_ - 9 points - 20 hours ago

    Welcome To The Next Level, Boys

  • maggosh - 5 points - 19 hours ago

    Hey, that one's an original.

  • ElProteinFart - 5 points - 18 hours ago

    Anyone else wanna play Sega really bad now too?

  • Iyamnotdead - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    If I bought the game based on that ad, I'd be disappointed.

  • guiltycompromise - 9 points - 20 hours ago

    ahhh better days.

  • BrightenthatIdea - 11 points - 19 hours ago

    I'd go to every women's tennis match if Nike got into the g-string business

  • adamaster20 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    wasn't this the same picture that Reynholm had in his office in the IT crowd?

  • deleted - 2 points - 19 hours ago

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  • EILI5 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    crème de la crème is right.

  • Wargame4life - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    I think you'll find the UK outclassed it in every way

    http://kotaku.com/5918303/sega-you-cant-show-hairy-balls-in-an-advertisement

    All hail the good old British sense of humour

  • the_hope_ender - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Fap, fap, fap...

  • Sqwalnoc - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    isn't it wierd how in quite alot of ways todays world is less liberal than earlier decades.

  • bruggs42 - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Douglas from the IT Crowd has the poster of the tennis girl in his office!

  • motorhead1308 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    How bad I want this to be real.

  • Nombies - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Because nothing says "endless 16-bit tennis fun" quite like a woman's bare ass.

  • fivegameset - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    I swear this was run in the U.S., too. I remember seeing it back when I was a kid in some magazine, years before we had internet.

  • af_mmolina - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    i'm pretty sure I saw this ad in a US magazine before. someone else mentioned EGM showed it in an article maybe that's it.

  • Dire87 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    And the translations (marketing text) back then were just as cheesy as they are now. Some things never change.

  • Kree18Madness - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Tengen

  • JLsoft - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    You mean Atari and Domark didn't. :)

  • SrJulioSchlongenburg - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    SEGA!

  • RagingRoyal - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I wish companies advertised this way today.

  • ReddHerring - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Except that's not Sega's ad.

  • VexingRaven - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    It's so extreme! Companies these days would never put actual gameplay screenshots in their ads!

  • MrHonrado - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Sega does, what Ninten-badonka-dont

  • Tuva_Tourist - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I know who would enjoy this!

  • khemical_burns - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    dat's dat back in the day ass right there, boi. they don't make'em like that no mo'. they all ovuhgrown now.

  • Whargod - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    And yet here in North America people would cry foul at this and claim our civilization would come to an end if a picture like that ever made it to a store shelf.

  • mootmeep - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    If you like that you should watch German TV, it can be good fun. All the tits in advertisements during the 6:00pm news makes up for their terrible censorship against violence.

  • Snagprophet - -2 points - 19 hours ago

    In before SJW claims 50% of core gamers are women.

  • fnsv - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    GOD DAYM.

  • Digitaldude555 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    How was the game though?

  • MarkMullaney - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Wow Sega/Germany...these must have been the advertising guys who moved on to work on Evony...lol

  • adarkfable - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I'd mess around with that german advertisement's back. any day.

  • Treyman1115 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I'm gonna save this for research

  • Calius1337 - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    If you think this is fap-worthy or even worth mentioning as odd at all, I can only imagine your faces when you walk during summertime in the English Garden in Munich and see all those naked people sunbathing in public alongside families with children having a normal picknik and not caring at all. Oh, you poor sexually oppressed people, I weep for you...

  • PsychedelicSea - -3 points - 19 hours ago

    The booty speaks in high sales of the game

  • thatonecantoneseguy - -3 points - 19 hours ago

    If they still made ads like that to this day I would definitely buy whatever product they're advertising.

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