Mmhmm I do believe that's right.

Comments

  • PerennialPhilosopher - 27 points - 23 hours ago

    I read this in Samuel Jackson's voice

  • KingM35 - 11 points - Yesterday

    Clear vision 3 aha just got that on my phone.

  • GiraffeFromLastOfUs - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    r/madlads

  • coesidur - 1 points - Yesterday

    I believe you

  • T1ck_T0ck_Actual - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I read this like I do any other captions, in Morgan Freeman's voice.

  • MmmhmmThatsRight - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    .

It's the small things [Overwatch]

Comments

  • Talkslow4Me - 100 points - Yesterday

    Ha. No one was even looking

  • Ryan_Konky - 59 points - Yesterday

    What, you melee it? Having always shot the ball (and never successful), I am such a dumbass.

  • sidewalkbutts - 26 points - Yesterday

    Love the spastic movement at the end.

    CELEBRATORY DANCE

  • PapiDimmi - 11 points - 21 hours ago

    No, it’s the little things.

  • CrazedIvan - 7 points - 22 hours ago

    I have yet to make one and I've been playing since Beta..!

  • GreyXenon - 18 points - 22 hours ago

    Dunkey : Now back to the real game.

  • rgraham888 - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    I've gotten 7 baskets as Pharah, but never a double.

  • rampaigeaz - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    All the. Small things.

  • Cynikalrealist - 2 points - Yesterday

    One day I'll get one in. Until then I'll just watch gifs on reddit and cry myself to sleep.

  • drawafade - 2 points - 22 hours ago

    Steph Curry has nothing on you

  • FunkyTK - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    TIL the secret to score with the right ball.

  • ForRealDoh - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    The new meta.

  • ravisj21 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    HAHAHA no wayy!! thats awesome

  • derpingUSA - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Ugh hitting that side shot is near impossible geometry.

  • F1reatwill88 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I'm only just realizing how large the hit box for the melee really is.

  • Greetings_Stranger - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Wait, it hasn't always had the confetti, right...? I've definitely made it before.

  • Voredoms - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one using the backboard method.

  • rpnoonan - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I get unreasonably mad when I try to do this, and someone messes it up on me.

  • PirateX84 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Just came here to say Symmetra is a cheater and using her bullshit laser should not result in celebration.

  • acondie13 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    the only time I've made that basket I was in the middle of saying "I can't figure out how people do this basketball thing".

  • Eynonz - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    My friend told me that you get an achievement and special icon from doing that.

    Lying bastard. ><

  • Gilomor - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Did you call glass on that last one?

  • analog_delay - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    It must be due to the aim assist on console.

  • maggosh - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    What game is this?

  • Nicnic147 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Hahaha that's epic shame no one even noticed the genius

  • crazed3raser - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Now go for the ball on the rack and get a triple!

    Funfact: I am so close to being able to get that rack ball in. I had it ride the lip last time I tried

  • agentup - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    There is an insane amount of details in Overwatch. Like in Hollywood, the production company is named Goldshire Productions. Torb screams "Molten Core" when he Ults. Also on hollywood is a guy actually inside the payload limo shit talking you.

    These are just a few things and may be obvious to hardcore players, but it shows the quality that goes into a Blizzard game even one as relatively simple in concept as Overwatch

  • Masterspeed - 0 points - Yesterday

    It's the little things.

    FTFY

  • Radec0941 - 0 points - 23 hours ago

    Saving for later

  • PalebloodSky - -17 points - Yesterday

    True but fuck Solider 76. He's absurdly OP for attacking. With zero skill you basically are guaranteed 4-5 golds.

I would love an Assassins Creed game set during World War 2.

Comments

  • lombax21 - 34 points - 15 hours ago

    There was a section in AC Syndicate that took place in the First World War. As well as that one level in AC Unity in Nazi occupied Paris.

  • asshold - 13 points - 15 hours ago

    Then you should try playing The Saboteur.

  • everypostepic - 9 points - 14 hours ago

    jumps off ledge and into pile of dead people

  • okmvfr - 19 points - 16 hours ago

    The guns would be so fucking annoying. It would be cool to assassinate hitler tho

  • RABIDxWOLVERINE - 7 points - 15 hours ago

    Assassins wouldn't be nazis

  • Dryerboy - 4 points - 16 hours ago

    I agree that it would be cool, but they'd have some pretty big hurdles to overcome. Like, the use of guns.

    Maybe you could be an OSS officer, and that would take care of the need for subtlety.

    Not to mention the fact that if they did set a game during WWII, they'd have to address the Holocaust which is just a minefield for PR.

    I think I'd they did do a World War, WWI would be much more likely.

  • WrethZ - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    There's a game called, ''The Saboteur''

  • Couchlockedlooser - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    I'd like to see AC set during the boxer rebellion.

  • Phalinx666 - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    With the amount of failed assassination attempts there where on Hitler, we'd be playing the worst assassin to date.

  • bigpat112 - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    so i have not played an assassins creed game since black flag are the assassins bad guys now or what?

  • jihadpizza - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    its been said before...and FUCK YES!!!

  • robinhoodeast - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    A German spy turned double agent to help the ASSASSINI? Interesting

  • Orphan_Babies - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    So be a Nazi assassin?

    Or an assassin of Nazis?

    Two completely different things

  • Too-Far-Frame - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Um... so the assassin's were nazi's?

  • GuardOfRiverwood - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I might actually play asscred if this happens.

  • Hopetospeed - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    It would run into the same problem that Assassins creed three ran into: its to recent. There are too many historical records that show exactly when and how the major players of the time died. So if they wanted it to be based in historical accuracy as always, then the game would be boring because there would be no one to assassinate.

  • WorshipLD - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    of course then we'll have people getting offended over "swastikas are big nono >:("

  • PlasmaRiver - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Yea but 4chan and the alt right would be so offended and throw a hissy fit that makes triggered SJW look like child play. Unless you are a nazi assassin...

  • Milkiest_Cookie - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    "I find that symbol offensive"- the reason why game deva are afraid to do anything that might be slightly controversial.

I'm gonna get you!! ... wait what

Comments

  • I_am_Bearstronaut - 515 points - 23 hours ago

    Reminds me of my dad lol

  • Clockwise_Exigent - 69 points - 21 hours ago

    The part we didn't see is the guy saying to himself, "Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!"

  • KeltronX - 17 points - 21 hours ago

    Reminds me of the Hot Fuzz shears chase scene.

  • MarkAusD - 112 points - 22 hours ago

    The only post serial reposter /u/AdamE89 has made to the sub without reposting or cross posting from another sub

    Can't believe my eyes

  • graywolf0026 - 11 points - 17 hours ago

    "I tell ya, T. It was crazy. I was chasing this guy across the golf course, he goes behind a tree and he fuckin' vanishes!"

    "What was he hiding behind the tree or something? Did you bother to look, Michael?"

    "Of course I looked! He just vanished! Like the wind!"

    "... Normally I'm not one to suggest this but maybe. MAYBE. You should lay off the weed, Mike. And switch to meth."

  • DJScootaloose - 12 points - 17 hours ago

    Ever wondered how it must feel to be a guard in an Assassin's Creed game? Here it is

  • Art_of_JosephG - 6 points - 22 hours ago

    Damn ninjas.

  • FunkyTK - 6 points - 19 hours ago

    Queue the X files theme.

  • J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS - 6 points - 19 hours ago

    Shit like this makes me wonder how this is programmed.

    Game devs of /r/gaming, is there literally some piece of code that makes it possible for people to disappear once they are out of sight for a blink of an eye?

  • MJ_83 - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    He's in the bush! Check the bush!!

  • BenitoKLA - 3 points - 18 hours ago

    how about you stop reposting shit and create some OC for a change?

  • H00liGangGang - 3 points - 17 hours ago

    Spider sense and invisibility powers..I'm impressed.

  • Stormtrooper-Bob - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    The old roadrunner, wild e' coyote trick

  • TheFennec - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    I'm not saying anything, but have that guy and the Batman ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

  • Masculine_Apricot - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    benny hill theme plays

  • MisterMadness - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    The master of camouflage.

  • Trump_For_Janitor - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    Secretly a crackhead.

  • nemesiscw - 4 points - 19 hours ago

    He put on The Ring.

  • Combustible_Baguette - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Jesus christ that's Jason Bourne

  • 4355525 - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Aaaaand a swing and a miss!

  • Bontje - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    It reminds me of mass effect 3 when you chasing that damn little kid in your dreams.

  • Ignitethedark - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    How come everytime I do that I end up with four stars.

  • Spybreak9 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Glitch in the matrix, uhoh.

  • DildoDouchBaggins - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Unexpected Dungeon Master

  • btg7471 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    MINDFREAK

  • mmichaeljjjfoxxx - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Ok, so I'm not crazy. I really did see an npc do this like 20 minutes ago. Strange that I'd see a reddit post depicting the same thing almost immediately.

  • ohsoErik - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Happened to me the other day in farcry with a fucking rhino

  • Kivadarkness - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    His target must've been Jason Voorhees

  • Candy_Badger - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Things happen when you miss gym

  • Czsixteen - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Swear I've seen this like 3 times in the past week

  • London_Vice - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    That was strangely satisfying to earth

    EDIT: Er... To watch

  • mrGrimm78 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Hide and seek champion, 2017

  • Yummy_Muffy_Puffy - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Batman?

  • TH4N - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Looks like /r/telesport is leaking.

  • NoizDmmD - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Golf would be more fun if this happened lol

  • Catchingtrees - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Bruce?

  • ieatass2 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Broke line of sight and ducked behind a tree like Dead By Daylight. Lmao.

Niko, it's Roman, let's go bowling

Comments

  • powerscunner - 592 points - 22 hours ago

    "My cousin died doing what he loved."

  • Large_and_Wet - 304 points - 23 hours ago

    The pins decided they were done being knocked down. The pins struck back.

  • pugglenaut - 116 points - 22 hours ago

    The explosion at the end got me lmao

  • dumblelord - 220 points - 19 hours ago

    Bethesda pls

  • Jacks_Grin - 26 points - 22 hours ago

    The alley's logo is a bowling pin penis

  • Defenestraitorous - 18 points - 18 hours ago

    OVER THE LINE!!!

  • J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS - 8 points - 19 hours ago

    Mark it zero.

  • CaptchaCop - 9 points - 23 hours ago

    "Wasted"

  • Cooter1980 - 13 points - 20 hours ago

    Not that I wouldn't, but are people still playing this game?

  • Sly_McKief - 7 points - 19 hours ago

    Lotta GTA IV love lately, I can dig it.

  • clamorwhitehall - 6 points - 19 hours ago

    Those pins must be made out of shrubs.

  • FunctionBuilt - 7 points - 19 hours ago

    Those must be pins design by Bethesda.

  • pimhazeveld - 7 points - 16 hours ago

    You should just like many of these reposters, post the original link next time

    also relevant

  • DiMaReBra - 14 points - 22 hours ago

    r/Unexpected

  • TheSingulariT - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    What the hell just happened?

  • agt13 - 3 points - 17 hours ago

    Get's a call a mere 10 minutes later from ambulance"Cousin Nico... let's go play darts?

  • everypostepic - 6 points - 21 hours ago

    This gif explains my life perfectly.

  • bjgbubba12 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    DJ Khaled casually bowling in the other lane

  • wubwub - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    I particularly liked the exploding bowling ball at the end... Who knew bowling balls contained grenades.

  • HiveMind621 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    And then the bowling ball explodes? LOLWUT?

  • SHCreeper - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    I'd like to imagine that the two pretend to like each other when in reality they really hate each other. But both of them keep coming up with the strangest ways to hurt each other so that no one can say anything. Because "it's just an accident, bro".

  • SupremeHug - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    r/Michaelbaygifs

  • Nozfalo - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    insert wii sports audience "wow" here

  • BagofCereal - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Taking notes from Bethesda I see!

  • CommanderSpider - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    The old days of GTAIV. Never shoot and drive, kids.

  • Josephthebear - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    So no one is going to post the song

  • BigDRustyShackleford - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Tanqueray and tab. And keep em comin

  • chasethatdragon - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    BUT WHY DID IT EXPLODE??

  • Janusdarke - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    still my favorite gta IV video

  • Whistela - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I swear this game is rigged.

  • aspbergerinparadise - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I just realized that I played through the entire story of GTA4 without ever once going bowling. That bowling alley looks totally unfamiliar to me.

  • xSilentWalrus - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    "You want a strike?! He's your damn strike!"

  • Deathdealer02 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Should have gone and got DRRRUNK! instead.

  • ISpeakInLies - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    This actually happened in California a few years back. Drunk guy threw the ball way to hard and it hit that bar that knocks down the pins left after a round. Didn't hit him in the head though, busted the crap outta his knee caps. Google "Brian's Bowling Law", now lanes have to make sure nothing is strong enough to send the ball back.

  • xxaplhiexx - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Never actually bowled here

  • Cyber-HeroRD - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Hmm. Well that was... a result.

  • Kevin69138 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    r/me_irl

  • peedi1603 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    I laughed entirely too hard at this.

  • CrusherTechnologies - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    When you try to beat GTA without dying once.

  • umadbro199 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    This one never gets old!

  • BarstoolBungeejumper - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    He shouldn't have rolled on shabbos!

  • SupremeHug - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    He pressed E didn't he?

  • Bobby_Flay_The2nd - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    DJ Khalid sighting

  • IamDrDre - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Repost

  • MairusuPawa - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I can't help but notice they have no shadows.

  • deathnight111 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Fallout 4 type of bowling

  • DownDog69 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Roman's Revenge 2: Electric Bugaloo

  • SisyphusRollsOn - -1 points - 20 hours ago

    Obligatory repost comment.

  • crashnboombang - -2 points - 22 hours ago

    that was so funny

  • jorfon - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Same bowling pins from the Bethesda gif

  • Perfuckio - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Relevant

  • DirtyCeiling - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Same

  • Revenzeum - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Who knew Bethesda made GTA?

  • pleuvoir_etfianer - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Omg hahahah

  • Kurigauth - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Rockstar Pls

  • daredaki-sama - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    loved this game

  • Romansredditaccount - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Huh, that's the first time I've ever seen that happen.

  • StanleyOpar - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    This was reposted a year ago...so I'm not bitching. It's pretty hilarious

  • dragonfyre4269 - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Better this than going bowling again.

  • McMillan88 - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Globo Gym blew a 4-1 man advantage over young Justin to let Average Joes come back to win the ADAA International Dodgeball Tournament to create one of the greatest shocks in sporting history.

  • mhill3996 - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Stop please I can't get away from it 😩

  • DanAugustus - -2 points - 18 hours ago

    I knew it was a repost before I even clicked it.

  • NealonLedbetter - -3 points - 17 hours ago

    Oh this joke never gets old.... oh wait yes it does..... This is the video game equivalent of an "airplane food" joke.

Rico never changes

Comments

  • Foxes281 - 380 points - 19 hours ago

    TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIN

  • pm_me_your_smth - 311 points - 20 hours ago

    That's some next level BDSM.

  • my__name__is - 208 points - 21 hours ago

    Ah, a croch rocket.

  • Clout- - 35 points - 18 hours ago

    The term thundercunt comes to mind.

  • Sessyhispanic - 91 points - 21 hours ago

    When the pussy is bomb

  • Sw4gg1n - 25 points - 18 hours ago

    this'll do. unzips

  • Crimsonfoxy - 28 points - 21 hours ago

    I'm just so happy there's a game that lets you do this sort of shit.

  • Gexgekko - 16 points - 19 hours ago

    Instantly thought of this

  • VauIt-Tec - 26 points - 21 hours ago

    Rico, Rico never changes.

  • weirdpanorama - 10 points - 19 hours ago

    I bet there is a sub for this kind of fetish.

  • HermitPrime - 38 points - 21 hours ago

    Someone send this to Anita Sarkeesian.

  • electricdynamic - 5 points - 17 hours ago

    grabbed it by the pussy.

  • Actually_is_Jesus - 6 points - 20 hours ago

    Yeah, yeah, that was good

  • RugBurnDogDick - 3 points - 20 hours ago

    To Uranus it is

  • anonymous_troll - 5 points - 17 hours ago

    Tomorrow on Jezzebel, "Anita Sarkeesian says game rewards Gamergaters for torturing women with rockets in their vaginas."

  • Flameknight - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Blasting off again! 💥

  • pentara - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Great... now i have a new fetish :/

  • Ranger6012 - 2 points - 18 hours ago

    Diabolical laughter

  • hppmoep - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    I started playing JC2 feb 2016 and put 65 hours into it (Quite a lot for me).

    Just barely got JC3 a week ago and it so similar but so much better at the same time. Being able to reel in your lines has added a lot of messed up shit you can do.

  • xxslink - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    Looks like a new fetish

  • hyprmatt - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    Now THAT is a true "Crotch Rocket"

  • scientifiction - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    They hid a snuke in her snizz

  • RatPudding - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    I don't play video games and have no idea what this is, but it's hilarious!!!

  • LegitBowlOfCereal - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    /r/GifsThatEndTooSoon

  • hooray_for_dead_cops - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    The more I see of this game the less I think the title is supposed to mean "cause that is just."

  • jag424 - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    See, this is why I hate videogames. They just like, appeal to the male fantasy! /s

  • penguingod26 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    I love how the pedestrians just ignore this every day occurance.

  • KingBanana_Hammock - 3 points - 14 hours ago

    This NSFW

  • 2muchfr33time - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    JC3 has some of the most creative video game cruelty potential

  • barnowlboogie - 3 points - 21 hours ago

    That's a fire kitty.

  • gamosgamer - 3 points - 21 hours ago

    You... uh... you have some interesting hobbies...

  • FlammablePoop - 4 points - 20 hours ago

    One of these days Alice...

  • TurboNoobie1994 - 4 points - 17 hours ago

    Is this from an Anita Sarkeesian video? Does this entire game around attaching explosives to female genitals? I bet it does.

  • ohoni - 3 points - 16 hours ago

    Healthcare in Trump's America.

  • attilayavuzer - 2 points - 21 hours ago

    I wish you could toggle limbs falling off. If we could get a just cause/solider of fortune crossover.

  • Censoredcommenter - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    I feel dirty after watching that

  • WarPotatoe94 - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    That's hot

  • ryjoham22 - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Gives a new meaning to fire crotch

  • Arogoth - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    Post this to r/TwoXChromosomes pls

  • kingeryck - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    Well. Alrighty then.

  • PatientZero2199 - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I believe this is from one of Nerd cubed's videos

  • jakeeighties - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    r/BDSM

  • Doakeswasframed - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    This is good, using the windmills, a grappler, plus this to form a cooch rocket assisted trebuchet? That's where things get interesting...

  • DerkaDave757 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Looks like im buying this now

  • TheBirdsAreDumb - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    War. War never changes.

  • toastofthedeathknell - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    I saw a hentai with this plot.

  • KashK10 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    I just had a flashback to MGSV: Ground Zeroes

  • CheloniaMydas - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    JC3 is just a glorified Goat Simulator isn't it be honest

  • spicymemesalsa - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    I must go, my planet needs me...

  • virtuacor - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    I really miss this game.....but the fps issues forced me to get rid of it.

  • professor_doom - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    Whoooosh Pop

  • Vendetta1990 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Vague sarcastic comments about adult stuff gets NFSW'ed on Reddit and yet somehow this doesn't?

  • vaesh - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Rico is done being PC.

  • nicecanofspam - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Puts a new meaning to the term "Crotch Rocket"

  • StrawberryOverlord - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Now that's what I call a Flying Thundercunt.

  • RastaManRay - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    I want to see this same scene but with the cables attached to moving vehicles traveling in opposite directions.

  • Jesus_Shaves_ - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Something something firecrotch

  • Trickmaahtrick - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Talk about a crotch rocket

  • pointmanzero - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Anita sarkeesian gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiised.

  • SinShadows299 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    she is now a true fire crotch!

  • twerkenstein - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    This Fifty Shades Sequel looks a little over the top to me.

  • pavlo888 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Her pussy pops severely

  • Gougaloupe - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    The people's champ...

  • LordLuc - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Consult a doctor if you feel a burning sensation.

  • zenistthrowaway - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Soooo, my wife on her period?

  • ajustice83 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    No one in the street seems bothered their hero is murder violating someone.

  • Polo_beau586 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Blast off baby

  • Wildeface - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Kinky.

  • Vincent__Vega - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    When I get ahold of you honey

    Gonna light you up like Christmas

    Ain't no use to run, babe

    Ain't no use to hide

    'Cause I've got you in the sights

    Of my

    Burning

  • dhoffnun - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Nyooooom

  • AbsolutProdigy - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Crotch rocket

  • Jonathan_Ivey - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Glad I'm not the only one

  • HappyAust - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    That is by far the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, thank you

  • Phazon2000 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Name of the game?

  • coldpepperoni - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Fun fact: this is the leading treatment given to women suffering from gonorrhea in South American countries.

  • wile2u - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Who lit the string on her tampon?

  • Dreamerzzz85 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Gamers are so mature. No wonder so many of yy guys will die virgins.

  • Dragoneer1 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    what the actual.....rofl

  • Yingmyyang - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Looks like the space program making progress

  • I_got_worms_ - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    It would be hard to describe this to my parents

  • ArkGuardian - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I don't know anything about just cause except that you play as an immortal flying dude with bomb rockets and infinite ropes

  • the_meddler - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    There's a snook in her snatch!

  • sevenoutdb - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    I hate to say this but I think this needs a NSFW tag, also, what the fuck? Jeebus, I'm getting too old for this shit.

  • madlibb - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Here come the SJWs....

  • sirpug145 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    The Hague called....

  • jokr619 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    What game is this

  • stanhhh - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    omergerd patriarchy muh soggy knee seskism rape call Anita

  • KingKooooZ - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    That reminds me, I really should play this game

  • thatotherguy9 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    The inevitable result of a drunken Taco Bell binge.

  • djcecil2 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    I bet she thinks that's hot.

  • Pushmonk - 0 points - 18 hours ago

    Still doing the same thing a year later! It's almost as if this is a repost!

  • DrCloud93 - 0 points - 17 hours ago

    Is this modded

  • JupiterofRome - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    Some depraved shit goes down in video games, mostly to their benefit in some form. but some of the stuff I've seen done in this one is one of the few times I've felt that the level of depravity may have crossed some sort of line...

  • Fragglerocker67 - -3 points - 16 hours ago

    I think this is kinda sick. Even though it's a game, kinda disturbing how many of you think this is funny.

  • ignatius_v_dunces - 0 points - 15 hours ago

    Is this the Saudi Arabia DLC?

  • heshmigo - -7 points - 18 hours ago

    You are a fucking weirdo

  • AMPoet - -7 points - 18 hours ago

    Rico Trump.

    Low hanging fruit I know but that's what it is there for, to be picked.

When you order same day shipping and it's 11:59pm

Comments

  • VauIt-Tec - 106 points - 17 hours ago

    Pretty sure my fragile package was damaged.

    This is probably the guy that's going to deliver it to my door.

  • connormantoast - 56 points - 17 hours ago

    The next day

  • ThatsMyHoverboard - 20 points - 17 hours ago

    Give the original source some views.

    He most certainly deserves them.

  • RE4PER_ - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Looks more like 11:59 AM to me

  • Squishyy_Ishii - 5 points - 14 hours ago

    Anyone else notice they landed on the same road they were already on? They damaged the packages with no clear time advantage.

  • pm_me_your_smth - 5 points - 15 hours ago

    How I imagine Amazon Prime works

  • Wrx09 - 5 points - 15 hours ago

    Here we see rare footage of Optimus Prime during his teenage years.

  • QuentinNL - 3 points - 16 hours ago

    Heelflip truck Nice man

  • ParallelZodiacDev - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    Could've sworn that was just truck driving simulator.

  • Victor_Vicarious - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    Never use OnTrac

  • BongJonSilver - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    You ever kickflipped a semi

  • bacon_catz_karma - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    When it's 11:59pm and the sun is high in the sky

  • hurdur1 - 1 points - 17 hours ago

    That explains my crushed packages.

  • KorruptkSwades - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    due explain to a boss why the 300 chandeliers were shattered to dust ...

  • Polo_beau586 - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    UPS driver - "be prepared I'm coming in hot!!!" flips 18 wheeler, lands perfectly, drops package at your feet, tips hat

  • doctorsnorky - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Intermediate technology between truck and drone delivery

  • Suixle - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    This feels so intense

  • Spleenzorio - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Optimus Prime & The Furious

  • Caesarjamesss - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    A+ title

  • Pyrox888 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Up voting for the title

  • Novaa23 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    This made me laugh very good

  • FoxPuffery - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Amazon's prime delivery doing its best.

  • PM_ME_ALL_THE_TITTIE - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    This gif fuels Alex Navarro's nightmares.

  • TheRiverOtter - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    Still slower than Amazon Prime Ballistic Delivery.

  • Tchaikovsky08 - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    Awfully bright outside for 11:59 PM.

  • Wmkcash - 0 points - 14 hours ago

    Why would you be driving the package to yourself??

Master Chief and Arbiter Maya style

Comments

  • aeofirth - 112 points - 21 hours ago

    "This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."

  • DasHarris - 47 points - 22 hours ago

    Art is by RetroNerdStudio, here is the Etsy account for those interested.

  • jocasee - 9 points - 19 hours ago

    I miss Halo 2.

  • the_lord_of_the_dead - 15 points - 21 hours ago

    Mighty and powerful gods.

  • christianballard - 5 points - 19 hours ago

    For some reason I thought his was a picture from El Dorado. Still looks awesome! :D

  • GoateBines - 8 points - 22 hours ago

    Whoa! This is rad!!

  • sirclicksalot123 - 3 points - 19 hours ago

    343 Guilty Spark

  • throwawayyyyyyyy888 - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Wouldn't the correct spelling be Mayan?

  • themuntik - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    Met her at a convention in Phoenix, super nice, I told her she was selling her stuff way too cheap for how great it was. paid her extra for some stuff, didn't regret it.

  • eggery - 2 points - 19 hours ago

    What's on top of MC's head?

  • Aquagoat - 2 points - 20 hours ago

    Inspired by Pakal's sarcophagus lid found in the city of Palenque.

    Wikipedia page here.

  • RushLovesAnime - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    This is awesome, this your work OP?

  • Mastercat12 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    repost

  • deh_tommy - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I just saw "Arbiter Maya", so for whatever reason I thought this would have had some connection to Killer Instinct.

  • littlefay100 - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    I don't usually like game art but this is definitely really cool

  • mikesta9 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    This looks like a stand tarot card

  • James_099 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    My wife got me one of these for Christmas. It is now the center piece in our living room. I love it!

  • Raetok - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    This is amazing

  • alain471 - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I just started a new job and I saw this picture as a badge pinned to the wall. I dont know which one of my co-workers is a Halo fan but I thought this picture was really cool!

  • Abject-Testament - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    This needs get published, I would purchase in a heartbeat

  • LateralusNYC - 1 points - 19 hours ago

    I would love to see OP something like this with Yellow Submarine, the style really reminds me of the artwork in that movie

  • Ignitethedark - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Please please make a game about Master Chief is a Aztec god.

  • wishiwascooltoo - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Amazingly this one is not sold out in the large size yet.

  • Tugbeasttrapper - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    I'd like to hang that in my guest bathroom.

  • stone_age_rebel - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Love this. I really like your portrayal of Cortana. Sweet!

  • TeikaDunmora - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    That's gorgeous!

  • THEBLUEFLAME3D - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Wow. Very nice. I like the portrayal of the Flood as well!

  • keeegster - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    The Yellow Submarine

  • so_wavy - 1 points - 20 hours ago

    Super sick.

    They should make a Halo prequel in ancient times.

  • Turdmonkey2 - 0 points - 21 hours ago

    Jesus fuck!! Get ancient aliens on the phone, I think we have proof of visitation!!

  • RockTheShaz - 0 points - 19 hours ago

    Repost, /r/gaming style

Butterflies in Skyrim

Comments

  • PsionicDiamond - 142 points - Yesterday

    Same :(

    Then eventually I started catching every butterfly I saw anyway, because health potions. I'm a monster :'(

  • SaintVanilla - 32 points - Yesterday

    And when you saw how much money you made with those potions...

  • mattreyu - 25 points - Yesterday

    Skyrim is full of de-winged butterfly corpses.

  • cdillo - 20 points - 23 hours ago

    I was trying to shoot a deer and shot a butterfly.. Didn't even know it was possible.

  • phd_dude - 12 points - 23 hours ago

    This is my wife's favorite part of the game. Last night, while playing, we came to this random room in the Ratway Vaults and there is the random room with a Battle-Axe (and the light gleaming down on it). In this room is some wonderful butterflies flying around (in and out of the sun). As soon as I entered the room she said "Quick, shut the door behind you so the butterflies don't get out."

  • Aurify - 9 points - Yesterday

    This post is adorable

  • dognow - 7 points - 23 hours ago

    I noticed two games people love to post about are Skyrim and gtav. A sign of the impact they had on the scene.

  • PurpleBunz - 3 points - 22 hours ago

    r/terriblefacebookmemes

  • nanoshot - 2 points - 23 hours ago

    When you saw the missing quote marks on the last panel

  • literal-hitler - 11 points - Yesterday

    Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

    titlepointsage/r/comnts
    In the middle of frolicking through a field B6794yrsgaming41
    Most emotional part of Skyrim3745yrsgaming67

    Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

  • Konebred - 4 points - 23 hours ago

    First time I played Skyrim I was super high and died chasing a butterfly off a cliff.

  • batmansfriend7 - 1 points - Yesterday

    it brought me right back to my childhood when i first tried it

  • shindrichs - 1 points - Yesterday

    I remember something very similar happening the first time my wife played Skyrim.

  • NoobDeGuerra - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Gotta taste those ingredients

  • chubimaster343 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Yay!-...Nooooo...

  • IMoriarty - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    "I'M A MONSTER!" :(

  • Commcosm - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Well, you should have used a bug catching net then.

  • J_Shuttlesworth34 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    It always felt like I was Harry Potter chasing the snitch when I saw them out

  • the_dogeranger - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    I like the sound it makes when you tear off their wings.

  • TrustButtVerify - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Butterflys would catch you too, if it benefited them in any way.

  • ArdentStoic - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Fun facts: if Skyrim insects fly into spider webs, they'll become stuck and you can get the wings easy. Also, most shouts will kill insects and fish too, making them easy to pick up.

  • 23spec - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    That missing parenthesis is gonna give me an aneurysm...

  • Zierlyn - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    There really needed to be another frame when they noticed the "Eat" option.

  • Emperata - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    On the bright side, you've got one half of a juicy Fortify Barter potion. Unless it was a blue one, then it's even better, Fortify Enchanting potions are cool!!!

  • theoriginaled - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    At least you can find precaptured ones that wont die

  • nuckingfuts73 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Same when I first saw a dog in watch dogs Two, then I pressed triangle to pet him, then hit circle and killed him

  • Combustibles - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Honestly, I always imagine my dovahkiin as this brutal fighter who, when no one is watching, jumps up and down, trying to catch butterflies with their bare hands, laughing like a small child.

    The butterfly wing part, well... let's just say all my dovahkiins are slightly sociopathic/anti-social in that regard.

  • theoriginaled - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    If you play as a Khajit that DOESNT stop in the middle of fights to go bat at butterflies then we cant be friends.

  • Cycladean - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    My 4 year old daughter watches me play Skyrim sometimes. She's always like "Shoot that bad guy".

    Butterfly flies across the screen and she's all "Don't touch that butterfly! Leave him alone!" I need to be really sneaky to get the wings or she'll start shredding tears.

  • Prospekt01 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    What about the butterfly in a jar?

  • lukin187250 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Then you ate them to see what it does to you.

  • Capybarattlesnake - 1 points - Yesterday

    Old repost, ain't seen it in a while

Bethesda pls

Comments

  • ThatsMyHoverboard - 135 points - Yesterday

    That's because you're not at the General Atomics Galleria!

    They have a bowling alley!

    And put the bowling balls in your JunkJet, it works much better.

  • OhioGamingBrigade - 382 points - Yesterday

    Literally unplayable.

  • Steph1er - 55 points - Yesterday

    if you hold R (I think) and release it, you throw objects... (it could be e or t but anyway..)

  • wile_e_canuck - 21 points - Yesterday

    OVER THE LINE!!!

  • Blleh - 20 points - Yesterday

    shoot the ball

  • redlister - 30 points - Yesterday

    Reposter pls

  • eyekwah2 - 5 points - Yesterday

    /r/slightlyunsatisfying

  • Matt7531 - 4 points - Yesterday

    They fell down for me

  • crazed3raser - 4 points - Yesterday

    I shot those bottles with an explosive pistol. 1 stayed standing.

    That's how much I suck at bowling.

  • Fisticuffs13 - 4 points - Yesterday

    If you wanted to go bowling, you should have fired up a Rockstar game.

  • pixelrbv - 2 points - Yesterday

    The ball should have been blue

  • overly_flowered - 2 points - Yesterday

    The most frustrating thing I ever saw !

  • SeriousMichael - 2 points - Yesterday

    Witcher 3 was a better bowling game.

  • Ganonthegreat - 2 points - Yesterday

    Unbowlevable

  • CaneVandas - 2 points - 23 hours ago

    My worst gripe is that when you collect all of the billiard balls... they won't fit into the rack.

  • Seakuil - 1 points - Yesterday

    Does it work with the junk jet? I mean, the bottles would probably get obliterated but at least it would satisfy the frustration.

  • I__Need__Scissors_61 - 1 points - Yesterday

    I found this far more infuriating that I should have.

  • theoriginaled - 2 points - Yesterday

    Some drunk ass raider glued them to the floor to fuck with people like you.

  • chandler25 - 1 points - Yesterday

    You obviously suck at bowling.

  • scottpole - 1 points - Yesterday

    Pro tip: hold the X button (Xbox) for a few seconds after you pick it up, then release. It will launch whatever you're holding. The longer you hold X, the greater the force. Really fun doing this with the basketballs and hoops.

  • gzintu - 1 points - Yesterday

    If you press R you can throw stuff you pick up. No need to do this

  • Scarponi13 - 1 points - Yesterday

    It can be done if timed right.. you have to shoot right as you drop the object. Learned this from desperately trying to shoot a basketball in a hop I found somewhere.

  • unclewerm - 1 points - Yesterday

    Valve plz fix

  • melgibson666 - 1 points - Yesterday

    You can throw objects. Guessing this person doesn't know that.

  • legendsxd - 1 points - Yesterday

    https://i.imgur.com/nFst5.gif

  • ApolloOfTheStarz - 1 points - Yesterday

    It's those rigged carnival games, I tell you what.

  • mikeet9 - 1 points - Yesterday

    I believe this is due to the fact that (in order to avoid overloading the processor) objects placed in the environment don't have physics applied to them until you directly interact with them. This is why you sometimes have stuff randomly roll off of a table when you pick up a bottle cap. If you picked up one of the bottles, it would probably work.

  • Gladi88 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    http://i.imgur.com/et4naKC.gifv

  • MLaw2008 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    This really was a big disappointment when I first tried it... I remember going to that place on some stealth quest and I'm just over here causing a racket trying to knock over the god damn beer bottles.

  • kiranabid8 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Just like the ones

  • CaptchaCop - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    "It just works"

  • Oznog99 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    A Fat Man is the best solution

  • KronosX3T - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Gutter Ball. Git gud scrub

  • chefdano3 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who tried this. Also glad I'm not the only one severely disappointed

  • everypostepic - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    /r/shitphysics

  • omgthxmas - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Honest question, should I buy fallout 4 now? Never played a fallout game and it is on sale on the PSN store for 20€ !?

  • AverageGuyGreg - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_YzMnfn1Jw

  • foreverteenyears - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    It looks like you're letting go too late and it's landing behind them/on top, I could be wrong though :D

  • fnhs90 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    /r/meirl

  • BounciestTurnip - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Lvl up strength pussy

  • JDHannan - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Obviously you're not a golfer

  • ForRealDoh - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Just download a physics mod from a guy/girl that knows how to program better than the peeps at Bethesda.

  • CD338 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    If you want bowling then just play GTA IV.

  • Handsome_Claptrap - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Disappointed it didn't end with you nuking the shit out of those bottles

  • mhill3996 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    This is actually my post that I submitted about 14 hours ago (proof).

    Edit: I don't understand Reddit. The original post gets stolen within hours and then you fucks downvote the OP trying to claim it.

  • SlammedPanda - 1 points - Yesterday

    Theres a house with bowling pins? I'll try to post the location later on.

  • Cosmic-Vegeta - 1 points - Yesterday

    This is a lie. i went to that place and used that same bowling ball and i knocked the glass over.

  • fotc77 - -1 points - Yesterday

    It would've worked in 3 or NV

  • ToastedFace27 - 0 points - 23 hours ago

    It amazes me that this reposter gets to the top this fast.

  • _Pornosonic_ - -2 points - Yesterday

    This is why you don't get preorders! Absolutely broken!

  • NotASynth42 - 0 points - Yesterday

    I tried the same thing very disappointed.

  • JerkDeimus - 0 points - Yesterday

    It is most surely on purpose, if I'd be a designer I'd definitely do this, triggering OCD people is one of many small joys of life.

  • HXCg4m3r - 0 points - Yesterday

    Goddamn you Todd Howard!

  • Rand0mtask - 0 points - Yesterday

    never has a moment more effectively demonstrated the need for VR

  • Ksenos - 0 points - Yesterday

    hahaha why did they put it there in the first place?

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