My new kitten wakes up, does this for about 20 minutes, then falls back asleep

Comments

  • Bromageddon - 7 points - Yesterday

    Bonus pics of Taco sleeping.

  • esbay - 3 points - Yesterday

    Zoomies

  • skylarquinn - 2 points - Yesterday

    LOL AWW

  • DorkJedi - 1 points - Yesterday

    time to put a tiny bell on that tail.

  • cornbeefandcabbage - 1 points - Yesterday

    I do this on my couch without the moving in a circle part.

  • Silver1c3 - 1 points - Yesterday

    is.. is it broken? its cuteness def makes up for it

  • maruffin - 1 points - Yesterday

    Just doing that kitten thing.

  • ToothMan16 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    I believe your strange pupper is on the spectrum

Proof that no matter how terrifying an animal is their babies are always cute.

Comments

  • Savixe - 39 points - Yesterday

    Awww its chewing my arm off... <3

  • EZ_does_it - 11 points - Yesterday

    After your statement I said to myself "there is no way I'd find a baby spider I think is cute." I lost

  • Magneticislands - 25 points - Yesterday

    I still find this fucking terrifying to be honest... look at those tiny teeth!

  • bobo_lol1 - 13 points - Yesterday

    Put it back in the water! It deserves to live!!!

  • squidbillie - 5 points - Yesterday

    Meh. I mean, better than some human babies I've seen, but meh.

  • MadameMysteri - 5 points - Yesterday

    Not cute

  • Moo_Shim - 4 points - Yesterday

    Baby sharks eat each other while in the womb before they're born.

  • OuijaAllin - 4 points - 23 hours ago

    I usually don't like preachy comments, but that shark needs to be in the water

  • runaround66 - 3 points - Yesterday

    I don't know, those eyes are kind of creepy.

  • skylarquinn - 3 points - Yesterday

    AHH

  • Pastel_Tides - 2 points - Yesterday

    Baby shark has toophies growing

  • ShortBusBadass - 1 points - Yesterday

    Relevant

  • GrandviewKing - 1 points - Yesterday

    Umm have you seen a baby centipede!?I refute your argument thusly

  • Manabaeterno - 1 points - Yesterday

    Nice username.

  • conanclone - 1 points - Yesterday

    Those big deep, dark, mega focal eyes of emptiness...looks like the kid you leave with the baby sitter that is going to cause some shenanigans.

  • DTDude - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    As someone who is anxiety attack inducing afraid of sharks. No. Not sure. My chest tightens up when I look at it.

  • Aeshura - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    In the "awww" voice.... Nnnnnnooooooo

  • RobRobMon - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    That's a Salmon Shark, right?

  • gkellerman - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Nope

  • RobRobMon - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Definitely a salmon shark. Porbeagle snout is pointier.

  • justablur - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Eyes like a doll's

  • dayfan - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Nope. Not even a little.

  • DrCorian - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    At first, I was like "Dude he's out of water put him back" but then I was skeptical about myself so I looked it up.

  • maruffin - 0 points - Yesterday

    Cute???

My sister met this cat today. His name is Bourbon

Comments

  • Cynical_Cyclist - 41 points - Yesterday

    Fat cat is fat.

  • darktheorytv - 28 points - Yesterday

    Bourbon is not happy.

  • PM_ME_YOUR_ZR - 18 points - Yesterday

    Looks like more of a Strait Whiskey to me

  • PM_ME_EU_PS_CODES - 16 points - Yesterday

    Bourbons thinking of all the ways he can harm the people around him

  • laughinglord - 15 points - Yesterday

    Where did she find him? On the rocks?

  • BoobooTheClone - 5 points - Yesterday

    Poor cat looks unhealthy and miserable

  • ihatefeminazis1 - 4 points - Yesterday

    He looks like a pirate's cat.

  • notQueenyet - 15 points - Yesterday

    I'm so so happy right now because all I expected looking at the comments was a clusterfuck of creepiness. Well done, boys.

  • Finum - 7 points - Yesterday

    A full barrel of Bourbon.

  • mnbvcxzxcvbnm86 - 3 points - Yesterday

    Lol, appropriately enough he looks pissed.

  • SteadyDragon - 3 points - Yesterday

    Totoro?!

  • FruityBat_OFFICIAL - 8 points - Yesterday

    How the hell is that thing alive

  • mobiusunderpants - 6 points - Yesterday

    I dunno, i think Mr. Creosote would be a good name too

  • Daimo - 11 points - Yesterday

    Did Bourbon eat all your sister's food?

  • HippoChiaPet - 4 points - Yesterday

    I send friends a Fat Cat Friday text and pic weekly...I'm now ready for Friday.

  • Eliza_X - 2 points - Yesterday

    Awwww perfect name for him hes big and fluffy! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Prostagmavolumelege - 1 points - Yesterday

    Keep one eye open when you go sleep. That cat has some serious murder vibes going on

  • Pastel_Tides - 1 points - Yesterday

    Anger cat

  • auntiepink - 1 points - Yesterday

    I thought she was cupping his balls but those are toes. Thank goodness.

  • scandiumflight - 1 points - Yesterday

    Exactly one of them is happy about this situation.

  • maruffin - 1 points - Yesterday

    Bourbon looks a little tipsy.

  • doctorderrp - 1 points - Yesterday

    That's a lot of bourbon inside of a cat.

  • wtfisamelon - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    But it should be buyer's remorse

  • callmekars - 1 points - Yesterday

    Nice cat but, is your sister seeing anyone??

  • FriendleeVanu - 1 points - Yesterday

    big boyyyyyyy me gadd 🐶

  • matthewspat - -3 points - Yesterday

    Who could look that sad, being held by her?

  • jacfilm87 - -8 points - Yesterday

    Your sister is a fox! MEOW!

  • FootballHead1990 - -2 points - Yesterday

    Bourbon is hot.. I mean your sister is hot!

  • DeletionInevitable - -20 points - Yesterday

    Your sister needs to meet 3 meals a day

  • kmac0825 - -13 points - Yesterday

    But what's your sister's name?

  • repete66219 - -15 points - Yesterday

    Midriff karma

Hop, hop, hop!

Comments

  • film_fanatic_here - 6 points - Yesterday

    Should be more like hop, hop, HOP!

  • skylarquinn - 2 points - Yesterday

    HAHA AWWWWW

  • Dekla - 1 points - Yesterday

    Last one seemed like a flying leap, but enjoyed doing it.

Husky break-in

Comments

  • SchokoGraf - 104 points - Yesterday

    Don't fluffy open inside

  • topiary_crow - 46 points - Yesterday

    The story behind the gif

  • Hickoryhippo - 43 points - Yesterday

    Like little fluffy zombies

  • Snake_Ward - 49 points - Yesterday

    Mom has to help the last one that was there at the beginning chewing on whatever the heck that thing is.

  • MasaThePapa - 12 points - Yesterday

    28 awws later

  • amithenomad - 10 points - Yesterday

    Husky apocalypse :)

  • BestWishes24 - 9 points - Yesterday

    They've breached the perimeter! Lock up the snacks and prepare for incessant licking!

  • deadgloves - 19 points - Yesterday

    Mom: Well all my babies are gone. I'm not suppose to destroy things but I can't reach them through this hole... Guess I'm child free now!

  • ian27uk - 5 points - Yesterday

    Little adorable shits! Love it.

  • AiDs_Biscuit - 5 points - Yesterday

    I hope this is the kind of outbreak that causes the downfall of humanity...death by fluffyness!

  • Swoodward24 - 3 points - Yesterday

    Thank god for ADT.

  • jesset77 - 4 points - Yesterday

    Heeeeeere's Husky! 🐶

  • OfficialNameIdeas - 4 points - Yesterday

    Mom "God damn it son, stop it or ill bite you... Ehhh your the humans problem now"

  • Daimo - 2 points - Yesterday

    Night of the Living Thoroughbreds

  • lilishka - 2 points - Yesterday

    "Quick, guys! Leave the scene! Mom's coming!"

  • Hot9YearOldGirl - 2 points - Yesterday

    The last one was to big 😂😂

  • the_docs_orders - 2 points - Yesterday

    More like the Great Husky Escape, all perfectly planned by momma doggo.

  • underscore5000 - 2 points - Yesterday

    It's like an adorable horror movie.

  • BunnyAdorbs - 2 points - Yesterday

    I think they just needed to vent.

  • crazybatsmell - 2 points - Yesterday

    Wait? where is that? are they in an air vent? im confused

  • frankenduke - 1 points - Yesterday

    Feel like it needs super dramatic music at the start and Benny Hill at the end

  • ValeriaSimone - 1 points - Yesterday

    Can't decide between lovely and terrifying.

  • Beer2Bear - 1 points - Yesterday

    Here's husky!

  • swizzledudeftw - 1 points - Yesterday

    So many snoots

  • ecafsub - 1 points - Yesterday

    It's like the door had a litter.

  • maruffin - 1 points - Yesterday

    Who let the dogs out 🎶

  • bropen - 1 points - Yesterday

    L4D2 mods have gone too far.

  • Amelorn - 1 points - Yesterday

    They can lick me to death and steal the cheese/butter* from my fridge any day!

    *Source: Family dog, a husky, loves butter. It's like how chocolate is to humans.

  • oNOCo - 1 points - Yesterday

    I'm getting real tired of these little slits

  • JasterMereel42 - 1 points - Yesterday

    That looks like the cutest pile of a lost security deposit ever.

  • Blarghenschnarf - 1 points - Yesterday

    near the end of the loop, did the big one help the last little guy in?

  • Masusenpai - 1 points - Yesterday

    Here's husky!

  • BunniAlive - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Too many puppies

  • _ortzi_mari_ - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    The Barking Dead

  • Back6door9man - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    They can burgle my house anytime.

  • T-T-N - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Zombie husky

  • what_username_what - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    The husky equivalent of the clown car, with vent.

  • Caissia - 1 points - Yesterday

    The last one is the only one that got in trouble. He was like "Oh well, I'm going anyway!" Mom must have been napping.

Kitty gives high five!

Comments

  • DaveBoyOhBoy - 683 points - Yesterday

    more like a murder five

  • Max_DIE_lerr - 330 points - Yesterday

    A cat's attempt to un-balance the child

  • toothlesswonder321 - 147 points - Yesterday

    As a guy who has 2 cats (and loves them to bits)...nothing about what this kitty is doing it positive.

  • exe01 - 38 points - Yesterday

    You have been marked, expect me.

  • franchise1140 - 50 points - Yesterday

    Cat has skills. Getting the double slap in such a short time.

  • RudeTurnip - 67 points - Yesterday

    If I had a nickel for every GIF about a cat doing something "cute", when in reality it's displaying its murderous tendencies on a smaller/fluffier scale, I'd have Reddit Gold.

  • HiDefFX - 28 points - Yesterday

    I wanna believe this is a daily routine

  • gladamirflint - 8 points - Yesterday

    /r/CatTaps

  • InV15iblefrog - 8 points - Yesterday

    I want someone to doodle a small Loony-Toons-style hand grenade into the exchange.

  • WorstJewEver - 9 points - Yesterday

    The high five of death

  • RBsLikeArbys - 7 points - Yesterday

    Kitty wants you dead

  • mrplugs - 7 points - Yesterday

    F.T.C.F. Five Stars!

  • GL4389 - 5 points - Yesterday

    No that's a double tap.

  • Bozwelox - 5 points - Yesterday

    HEY HEY PLAYA'!

  • ChampionOfTheSunAhhh - 13 points - Yesterday

    Cat's like: "Suhhhh duuuude"

  • SirSloth_ - 3 points - Yesterday

    Come on OP... that was clearly a high ten, did you not see the double strike?

  • butto150 - 3 points - Yesterday

    That's no high five, that's an attack!

  • BaDennis - 3 points - Yesterday

    Fuck The Crabfeast! 5 Stars

  • Ph0on- - 9 points - Yesterday

    cHiLd trIES tO brUTAlLy dRAg kITTeN oFf 0f wALL

  • PopeInnocentXIV - 3 points - Yesterday

    /r/Catsgivinghighfives

  • TortoiseImpaler - 2 points - Yesterday

    High five... Lol more like it's trying to knock him off his bike and kill him so kitty doesn't have to see him pass through there ever again.

  • infidel99 - 2 points - Yesterday

    Kitty swatting annoying hand away.

  • lel0 - 2 points - Yesterday

    Heh. I do this with my cat too. His tower thing is next to our computer desk, so when he gets the crazy poop zooms and sits up there staring at me trying to engage me, I reach out and slap the paw that comes to get me like

    'High five!''Yay!''Aw another high five! Thanks buddy!'

  • AvengerAdam - 2 points - Yesterday

    Kitty bats away your nonsense

  • S62anyone - 2 points - Yesterday

    Something something cats really wanna kill everything everyone something something

  • therealmaxipadd - 2 points - Yesterday

    Murder is awww

  • Eliza_X - 2 points - Yesterday

    Awww I love this 😘😘😘❤️❤️

  • skylarquinn - 2 points - Yesterday

    LOVE IT X

  • PauliceMan - 4 points - Yesterday

    Not OC.

    Comedian Ryan Sicklers Twitter post from 3 years ago:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/ryansickler/status/494586670352572416

  • finvattenmelon - 1 points - Yesterday

    De Flesta min jobb

  • RoseEsque - 1 points - Yesterday

    Who asked you to 'shake'?!

  • LifeIsNeutral - 1 points - Yesterday

    R/animalsbeingbros

  • Guru210 - 1 points - Yesterday

    21st century's kitty. Don't get surprised.

  • Ed98208 - 1 points - Yesterday

    More of a scratch-five.

  • coochiecrack - 1 points - Yesterday

    r/catslaps

  • AOI666 - 1 points - Yesterday

    I gotcha bitch

  • Burritron - 1 points - Yesterday

    /r/CatHighFive/

  • Dekla - 1 points - Yesterday

    Good friends

  • Dekla - 1 points - Yesterday

    Best friends.

  • emmaJ566 - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    The cat is probably just plotting how to completely wipe out the human race as of right now

  • CentaurWizard - -1 points - Yesterday

    Anytime I see anything from this subreddit I just get angry

  • finvattenmelon - -5 points - Yesterday

    JłOhmp0tCc

  • PinkBunnyBottom - -19 points - Yesterday

    repost
    https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3ws83m/cat_hi_five/

Raccoons are working hard to break the filthy 'trash panda' stereotype.

Comments

  • Mr_Stirfry - 633 points - Yesterday

    "Excuse me sir... janitor coming through... would you be so kind as to point me in the direction of your trash can?"

    I see through his ruse.

  • SuckMyUname_plz - 128 points - Yesterday

    That janitor looks drunk.

  • OceanTombs - 278 points - Yesterday

    Put a little maid outfit on him omg

  • ludwigmiesvanderrohe - 112 points - Yesterday

    It's not even really sweeping... it's just going through the motions because the boss is watching.

  • TrentWatts - 56 points - Yesterday

    We all just gonna let these trash pandas hop over our hedges and take our jobs? Im a taxpaying man of this country and I deserve that job.

  • ninjadefuego - 16 points - Yesterday

    Life after the Guardians of the Galaxy has been hard on Rocket.

  • NoTimeForThrowaways - 26 points - Yesterday

    This leaked footage from Infinity War is so dope.

  • thedrunkdingo - 9 points - Yesterday

    He looks like me trying to clean while drunk.

  • YoSoyUnPayaso - 18 points - Yesterday

    We call them Washing Bears in Dutch for a reason

  • Phyrexian_Archlegion - 8 points - Yesterday

    I suppose janitor panda is a step up from trash panda.

  • Wuk0n - 8 points - Yesterday

    Are you even paying this guy minimum wage. This is animal cruelty if not. Will report to PETA and get back to you

  • babygotsap - 7 points - Yesterday

    "Ha, only suckers wait till it's on the curve to dig in the garbage. I'm too smart for that shit. I go right to the source and pick it up first."

    • Rocky 'Trash Guru' Raccoon
  • rypajo - 7 points - Yesterday

    Isn't it raccoons that try and wash everything? Could be wrong.

  • sadwer - 5 points - Yesterday

    Wait, is "Trash Panda" better or worse?

  • RandyJackson - 3 points - Yesterday

    It's just a ruse to get close to the trash can. Don't fall for it.

  • ElonsMonkey - 3 points - Yesterday

    I'm gonna call him a BroomRa.

  • kamikazia - 3 points - Yesterday

    That's just Tom Nook tryina keep up his store.

  • Marmite_Badger - 1 points - Yesterday

    They stole all my Marmite :(

  • Boom_in_my_room - 2 points - Yesterday

    looks like he's had a few to many bags of cans with lads.

  • DerekNotDerrick - 2 points - Yesterday

    Cat Custodian

  • Nihiliszt - 2 points - Yesterday

    This clever trash panda is getting that trashcan access.

  • Stormwolf1O1 - 2 points - Yesterday

    "Welcome! Come in, come in. What can I do for you, hm?"

  • TheSavageDonut - 2 points - Yesterday

    Swiper, no sweeping! Swiper, no sweeping! Swiper, no sweeping!

    Oh, maaaannnn.....

  • neverFoundBetterNick - 2 points - Yesterday

    I bet we'll see it in r/funny in a few hours, with 10X upvotes.

  • MurphyD72 - 2 points - Yesterday

    Is trash panda worse?

  • Cindernubblebutt - 2 points - Yesterday

    Yeah and he and his little band of crap-factories would just as soon break into and live in your tool shed all winter and shit all over the top of the drywall you put up as a ceiling.

    Source: What I cleaned up last weekend.

  • sotto_voce_fart - 3 points - Yesterday

    They can call each other Trash Pandas. A non-racoon using that phrase is very offensive.

  • MajorMustard - 3 points - Yesterday

    Unbelievable. This country is truly going down the drain when even Racoons are taking jobs that should be going to hard working Americans.

  • RudegarWithFunnyHat - 1 points - Yesterday

    Well they do look like thin red pandas minus the red part

  • howaboutthatgod - 1 points - Yesterday

    You missed a spot over ther e e eere!

  • rlovelock - 1 points - Yesterday

    His sweeping game needs work.

  • franchise1140 - 1 points - Yesterday

    He is just playing you until he can get close enough to steal your jewelry

  • Niehaus324B21 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Not pictured: The broom closet the little fucker stole that from.

  • skraptastic - 1 points - Yesterday

    If only I could train the raccoons that come in the doggy door to steal food to clean up after themselves.

  • Returd9999 - 1 points - Yesterday

    omg, isnt there anything they cant do?

  • Wdbohonn - 1 points - Yesterday

    Hes cute

  • Blue_Sail - 1 points - Yesterday

    They should form some kind of national organization to inspire success and raise awareness of raccoon virtue.

  • bobo_brown - 2 points - Yesterday

    When Momma gets on our front porch, Raccoon just chase her off with a broom.

  • outofmwg - 1 points - Yesterday

    That's how I swept when I first started working at a restaurant

  • Dekla - 1 points - Yesterday

    What a good helper.

  • rowdybme - 1 points - Yesterday

    the missing link

  • Kai_Loki - 1 points - Yesterday

    Spends his days cleaning for humans.
    Spends his nights doing the finger-gun, grabbing his dick & disappearing into the dark.

  • Drllamas - 1 points - Yesterday

    Pretty sure he is just trying to steal the broom.

  • AwakenedGorilla - 1 points - Yesterday

    Great gif. Those are some clean floors

  • Punkrocksteve - 1 points - Yesterday

    He looks how I feel

  • Outleteon - 1 points - Yesterday

    r/trashpandas

  • NozhaXBL - 1 points - Yesterday

    He clearly wears a mask, what is he hiding?

  • relaxok - 1 points - Yesterday

    Twin Peaks S3 Episode 7 deleted scene

  • OferZak - 1 points - Yesterday

    Is this Lisa the ricoon on and off again dating my good friend friend Gill Faizon charmed I'm sure?

  • gratefulninja - 1 points - Yesterday

    Clearly he's sweeping all the trash into one easy to access pile.

  • linesinaconversation - 1 points - Yesterday

    Raccoony "The Cleaner" Omeeeeegaaa!

  • All__fun - 1 points - Yesterday

    He sweeps like a drunk janitor

  • jackybagz - 1 points - Yesterday

    What the fuck

  • BrundleMcFly - 1 points - Yesterday

    Ok, that made me chuckle.

  • ngibelin - 1 points - Yesterday

    Are you sure he's not just chasing you out of his house ?

  • boonjo01 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Dark circles under the eyes, drunken stagger, fidgety, not actually cleaning things with a cleaning tool....I just see a lazy stagehand.

  • mobiuscock - 1 points - Yesterday

    Too bad we never domesticated these cute fucks

  • WIGGIE_FIFES - 1 points - Yesterday

    He's just trying to sweep you off your feet for some cheesy goldfish

  • Purgid - 1 points - Yesterday

    Goddamn trash panda making us all question our sanity an takin ar jerbs!

  • DeHumbugger - 1 points - Yesterday

    I've saved a few raccoons from the local dumpster in my day, they're cute. Do they make good pets?

  • kray_b - 1 points - Yesterday

    Forever raccoon 🐾🖤

  • Jesslynnlove - 1 points - Yesterday

    He probably sweeps it behind the trashcsn instead of into a dust pan.. shudders

  • SpiderMunn - 1 points - Yesterday

    What's the back story on this fella?

  • always_dennis_system - 1 points - Yesterday

    Domesticated raccoons would be a fun pet to have.

  • Zerosteel45 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Soon they will own houses and sell it to us for ridiculous price and then increase the mortgage when you pay it off to add extensions to it

  • Jeedras - 1 points - Yesterday

    I really like racoons. I wish we had them in Poland. They are welcome to invade.

  • Lasermemes - 1 points - Yesterday

    Now to tackle the alcoholism stereotype

  • Zevverlith - 1 points - Yesterday

    Go home Rocket, you're drunk again.

  • WorldsWithin - 1 points - Yesterday

    Trash Cleaning Pandas

  • randallross420 - 1 points - Yesterday

    I think he's just stealing it.

  • MrJinglesCircusFund - 1 points - Yesterday

    Yet another one of RJ's sneaky plans for infiltrating human homes to get their food. They won't suspect a thing...

  • kombatunit - 1 points - Yesterday

    It's a trick, when you're aren't looking he will nick your doritos.

  • eternal_septuagint - 1 points - Yesterday

    Make them farm, and then I'll be impressed.

  • andymanwashere - 1 points - Yesterday

    The near future of Rocket and Groot.

  • nickididit - 1 points - Yesterday

    My high school mascot was a raccoon, so I'm a big fan of the Trash Panda! Especially the joke in Guardians of the Galaxy. So much so that I made this poster. Haha

    Frisco Trash Panda

  • NorthernAvo - 1 points - Yesterday

    So I'm genuinely curious. Is it just being a goofy animal, or is it mimicking previously observed human behavior?

  • Yourponydied - 1 points - Yesterday

    Why..........is there a racoon in a home?

  • Mordarto - 1 points - Yesterday

    I had to double check OP's username to make sure garage raccoon guy didn't train his raccoons new tricks.

  • ThePfeil - 1 points - Yesterday

    Is that a rerun of S03E07 of Twin Peaks?

  • Sem_G - 1 points - Yesterday

    This isn't fooling anyone. We all know racoons are nature's ninjas...

  • White_Devil_Jr - 1 points - Yesterday

    This is why I like Reddit

  • xjayroox - 1 points - Yesterday

    I'm not sure going with a "drunken junior high janitor" stereotype was a better move though

  • BackSackCrack - 1 points - Yesterday

    Am I the only one to notice that the guy who posted this has had 3 posts on the front page of Reddit within the past 8 hours!?!

  • bigpopperwopper - 1 points - Yesterday

    im mary poppins y'all!!!!

  • AlabamaMan74 - 1 points - Yesterday

    He does a better job cleaning the house than my wife does. He's also better looking... too bad marrying animals is "illegal" nowadays... thanks obama

Nothing to see here

Comments

  • LeftHandedToe - 102 points - Yesterday

    That's clearly a badass dog taking an empty bag out to the trash.

  • Stimonk - 60 points - Yesterday

    Look how happy he is - is tail is wagging from the thought of eating as much as he wants.

    Who's a good doggy, I am!

  • J662b486h - 45 points - Yesterday

    Reminds me of the time I was sitting at the kitchen table on a warm spring day with the backyard door open. My 3-month old black Lab puppy was asleep in the bedroom. All of a sudden he trots right by me and out the door with his tail wagging furiously and one of my sneakers in his mouth, the sneaker being bigger than his head. Didn't even glance at me. "Sorry! No time for chitchat! Places to go, people to meet, things to do!"

  • clairen - 24 points - Yesterday

    This is me getting the chips every night after my SO goes to bed.

  • draggedintothis - 16 points - Yesterday

    My dog can never see this.

  • TorresinM - 16 points - Yesterday

    Serious case of the munchies

  • evoic - 6 points - Yesterday

    Every 13 yr old boy trying to sneak a bag of chips or something sweet, ever.

  • dave_890 - 6 points - Yesterday

    So casual while walking away...

  • Eliza_X - 9 points - Yesterday

    Haha awww guess he's ready for feeding then 😘❤️

  • Justinaug29 - 3 points - Yesterday

    I want to try and carry a bag of dog food in I'm mouth now. Probably a great jaw/neck work out

  • Phollie - 3 points - Yesterday

    She is so sleek and prim! Look at dat booty!

  • Test-Please_Ignore - 3 points - Yesterday

    I love how the owner just doesn't do anything about it. Yup dog food all over ma floors.

  • CheekyOtter - 2 points - Yesterday

    That's one proud pup!

  • kindaweirdperson - 1 points - Yesterday

    Just...just go about your business as usual..

  • hec187 - 1 points - Yesterday

    That's me on my way to Netflix and chill...alone.

  • battles - 1 points - Yesterday

    gonna make sweet, puppy love to that bag.

  • JGreedy - 1 points - Yesterday

    Who says dogs can't look up?

  • Tacocatx2 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Off topic, but I like your floor tile.

  • cutiechickey - 1 points - Yesterday

    Love how he looks behind him at his human as he trots away

  • MEESTER_SUPERMAN - 1 points - Yesterday

    That dog's going places

  • kavski - 1 points - Yesterday

    hahaha my black lab does the exact same thing with other stuff (he can't reach up to where his food is kept) shoes, gloves, socks, anything!! They're notorious for it

  • Gr8Squirrelini - 1 points - Yesterday

    Lol

  • themoplady1 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Urrrr I'm washing it

  • awesomesauceitch - 1 points - Yesterday

    I love animals! ❤️

  • airking - 1 points - Yesterday

    Haha, the look on the dogs face is "are you going to stop me? No? I'm going to keep going until you do."

  • koreanhawk - 1 points - Yesterday

    STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

  • BoofinBoof - 0 points - Yesterday

    Thicc

Comfortable Otter Couch

Comments

  • Gibsonmo - 169 points - Yesterday

    No! Go sit on the otter one!

  • MedicalPenguin28 - 41 points - Yesterday

    Hey no this is mine.... ... Ok Floop!

  • TrentWatts - 31 points - Yesterday

    The things I would do to be included on that cuddlefest. You thought measures for receiving a klondike bar were drastic, just wait.

  • graintop - 18 points - Yesterday

    When you are king of jungle, anyone can be couch.

  • aaaqqq - 8 points - Yesterday

    "I'm the help. Don't eat the help"

  • majorthrownaway - 5 points - Yesterday

    Otterman. Come on now.

  • flamingflipflop - 5 points - Yesterday

    Source??

  • Luminerva - 5 points - Yesterday

    Zootopia 2 looks great

  • its_jazz_me - 4 points - Yesterday

    That couch was otterwordly.

  • JelloDarkness - 5 points - Yesterday

    This couch is fine, but I think I prefer the otter couch. There we go.

  • bungholelovah - 3 points - Yesterday

    D'aww they're friends!

  • geekmuseNU - 3 points - Yesterday

    Objection overruled

  • thingsandstuff420 - 3 points - Yesterday

    And they said "Hey! I'm lion on you now."

  • JNTHNL - 3 points - Yesterday

    WASTED

  • McCash34 - 3 points - Yesterday

    No! Go away!

    Aww your cute *squish

  • CurtisLeow - 2 points - Yesterday

    Stop lion, that can't be comfortable.

  • DeepReally - 2 points - Yesterday

    "Don't be like that baby. You know you love it!"

  • fiveainone - 2 points - Yesterday

    That casual head dodge by the cub.

  • famouspolka - 2 points - Yesterday

    If I fits otter it, I sits

  • lpjunior999 - 2 points - Yesterday

    "Harold, don't you dare...Harold!...HAROLMMMPH!"

  • snowflakesandsugar - 1 points - Yesterday

    Lol the lion is like meh I don't care. I'm still sitting on top of you.

  • ToastAmongUs - 1 points - Yesterday

    Poppin' a squatter on this'ere otter.

  • Madmanden - 1 points - Yesterday

    That ain't a couch, that's an otterman.

  • _AlreadyTaken_ - 1 points - Yesterday

    Otters are just squirmy pillows. Confirmed.

  • whitecleats - 1 points - Yesterday

    /r/AnimalsBeingJerks

  • MUDrummer - 1 points - Yesterday

    The otter couch is way more comfortable.

Goodboye service dog enjoying some firefighter love

Comments

  • Kevlaa1 - 595 points - 2 days ago

    I thought it said goodbye, thank god

  • deuxfragne087 - 63 points - 2 days ago

    Please don't do that, I damn near died!

  • busty_cannibal - 58 points - 2 days ago

    Great example of why spelling matters. Most people read that as "goodbye" and were sad

  • metasirena - 19 points - 2 days ago

    Highest score for Stop, Drop, and Roll gets extra pets.

  • marckyboy - 55 points - 2 days ago

    Wtf change your spelling

  • phoenix25 - 11 points - 2 days ago

    Wearing completely clean bunker gear and SCBA inside the station?

    PR photo shoot confirmed.

  • boutthattimechap2 - 5 points - 2 days ago

    That is some clean gear

  • potatoplumber - 9 points - 2 days ago

    I see two things that just want to dedicated their lives to giving in this photo. So nice <3

  • McNerfBurger - 4 points - 2 days ago

    He has his working vest on...

  • CaptainSharkFin - 4 points - 2 days ago

    I misread it as "Goodbye" and I was screaming "WHAT NO WHAT HAPPENED WHO HURT HIM I WILL FIGHT THEM"

  • sayMilk - 2 points - 2 days ago

    Yeah, definitely read this as goodbye, almost cried.

  • Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 - 2 points - 2 days ago

    What's with the retarded language in the title?

  • Arctician - 2 points - 2 days ago

    Intentionally misspelled title? I suspect clickbait attempt.

  • PipEnigma - 1 points - 2 days ago

    Aren't you not supposed to pet service dogs when they're working? I'm not sure if this one is attached to a special needs person, but I hope not.

  • Dekla - 1 points - 2 days ago

    A great stress reliever.

  • LonHagler - 1 points - 2 days ago

    I want some firefighter love...

  • OnlySaysGoodBoy - 1 points - 2 days ago

    Good boy

  • celticdove - 1 points - 2 days ago

    God bless firefighters and service dogs everywhere.

  • greennick - 1 points - 2 days ago

    The upvote to comment ratio on a GB post is out of control.

  • sandrtom - 1 points - 2 days ago

    Great company. Go here to donate and support the dogs.

  • Guinea_pig_life - 1 points - 2 days ago

    Aww that is so sad

  • ProgramTheWorld - 1 points - 2 days ago

    Goodboye service dog

    Please never do that again.

  • theknowhereman - 0 points - 2 days ago

    Is Goodboye like the Gotye of the doggo realm?

  • ZanderTheSalamander - -2 points - 2 days ago

    B Y E B O I

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