Alaskan Malamute watches over 4-month-old baby

Comments

  • baradakas - 82 points - 10 hours ago

    "Watches over" is now code for "tastes"?

  • SenorBrochacho - 37 points - 10 hours ago

    "Tiny hoomin...what are you thin-Yes,thats my nose. That is also my nose."

  • Vacation_Flu - 31 points - 9 hours ago

    "Soooooo.... when you gonna be big enough to play?"

  • HarveyRS - 6 points - 9 hours ago

    Loving dogs and babies... the cutest.

  • greycatjack - 6 points - 8 hours ago

    'Oops, accidentally almost ate you there for a second. Sorry little buddy. [lick]"

  • GallowBoob - 19 points - 12 hours ago

    Source video.

    I need a Malamute, and a baby. Who can help me?

  • IceUck - 5 points - 9 hours ago

    OMG I want that dog.

  • baneful64 - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    For people freaking out saying the dog bit the baby, notice that the baby doesn't even blink when the "bite" happens.

  • invalid_dictorian - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    kick my eye again and I'll bite your toes off!

  • frank_13v - 7 points - 12 hours ago

    Is that a Direwolf?

  • Hastadin - 8 points - 12 hours ago

    snap and from this moment, his name was stumpy

  • AnAngryPirate - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    I'd hate to see someone come in and pose a threat to that baby.

  • ThePerfectSubForYou - 8 points - 10 hours ago

    Guess you didn't hear about the malamute that mauled and almost killed a newborn baby

    Edit: malamutes are NOT a kid friendly dog. They are bred to hunt not to baby sit. They are ok for older kids

    http://m.smh.com.au/nsw/sydney-father-wakes-to-find-pet-dog-mauling-newborn-baby-in-bassinet-20150622-ghu4qm.html

    Here's the proof

  • deleted - 2 points - 12 hours ago

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  • Chaps211 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    "Needs more seasoning"

  • 32VDOHC - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    "Your feet are delicious little human".

  • hothotsauce - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Judging by the lax, definitely not the family's first child.

  • ilikadadiamah - 1 points - 7 hours ago

    My, what big feet you have

  • jld2k6 - 1 points - 7 hours ago

    Your malamute looks so much like mine from what I can see! I normally don't see any on /r/aww that look like they are gigantic as the one we ended up with :p

    Alaska says hi! (Original name, I know lol)

    http://imgur.com/fFC9Y6F

Cat recognises his owner in a video chat

Comments

  • YNot1989 - 19 points - 8 hours ago

    Human? How did you get inside the butt warmer machine?

  • SaintPhoeniix - 10 points - 9 hours ago

    "Yo Dave, why are you inside this strange little box thing?"

  • xofre - 6 points - 10 hours ago

    Old, but always welcome.

  • Slothkitty - 3 points - 8 hours ago

    Look at those pupils. Lol

  • mightyfaggot - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    He's in the computer.

  • pesonsito - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    He's wondering how be became one with the box

  • MisterPT - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Repost

  • cfl1 - 0 points - 8 hours ago

    It's a repost, but a cute one. And not Gallowboob.

Then And Now :)

Comments

  • tinyirishgirl - 24 points - 14 hours ago

    Your beautiful kitty has always been elegantly lovely and confidently sweet and these pictures prove it!

  • FeltzeR - 16 points - 11 hours ago

    That's a nice fucking kitty right there.

  • Rsar - 7 points - 13 hours ago

    Those eyes are beautiful!

  • Katherinemilli - 5 points - 12 hours ago

    what a beauty!

  • MightyDebo - 4 points - 15 hours ago

    Dat ass

  • lolcyo - 4 points - 10 hours ago

    Rengar!

  • Volarionne - 7 points - 12 hours ago

    Im sorry but the second picture is strangely... I dont know, seductive maybe? its weird

  • roronoaZoro74 - 3 points - 11 hours ago

    love the eyes.

  • DJKoldKutz - 3 points - 11 hours ago

    Too precious!

  • lumu2015 - 3 points - 10 hours ago

    Is he a Van kitteh? He looks like one. Can he swim like van kittehs?

  • SvenTreDosa - 3 points - 9 hours ago

    Op I don't want to alarm you, but your cat has two different color eyes.

  • I_shart_kittens - 3 points - 9 hours ago

    It's a graceling kitty!

  • Rodbourn - 2 points - 12 hours ago

    I actually recognized your account by the cat. That cat sure is worth some karma!

  • catsfive - 2 points - 12 hours ago

    Can she hear?

  • lokardo - 2 points - 11 hours ago

    Nice! Your Kitten evolved in Cat.

  • rannie_pophe - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Beautiful! No change much...

  • WinterWindows - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Op lies, that's not the same cat the eyes are clearly different!

  • KarinLu - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    Stunning eyes!!

  • petsrulemealways - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    Too cool! Your cat doesn't even look real. Beautiful!!

  • jsitch - 2 points - 9 hours ago

    I have a (not so little anymore) lady in my life who looks very similar! She's got some little grey patches but that's it. My boyfriend and I named her Switch in honor of her eyes. She was the only one of her litter that expressed heterochromia.

  • Liduldestiny - 2 points - 8 hours ago

    Rengar! <3 Time to hunt!

  • wasikhan - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Totally different

  • DescendsTheBlade - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    A very grooooovy mutation.

  • the_leprechauns_anus - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Cute; Asshole.

  • mrgeorgekitty - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I swear I know you and this cat.... O.o

  • Box0fSunshine - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    It's Pangur Ban!

  • zcamp13ell - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    I had a white cat once and all I see is that clump of hair on your leg

  • Soviet_Potat0 - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    More like "Then and Meow."

    But in all seriousness, your cat is fucking adorable.

  • HalpRuszel - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    You have the most beautiful cat I've ever seen. I'm so jealous.

  • phome83 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    White(kitty) power!

It was hot this past weekend

Comments

  • DoctorDblYou - 155 points - 15 hours ago

    That's pretty racist to assume your black lab likes watermelon

  • SeabgfKirby - 47 points - 11 hours ago

    This picture was taken/posted at least a year ago, so it definitely wasn't this past weekend and it's more than likely, not your dog.

    Source, posted July 5th, 2014: http://royonfire.tumblr.com/post/90818965732/i-present-to-you-a-puppy-eating-watermelon

  • Goddess_of_Chickens - 6 points - 13 hours ago

    Adorable! My puppies live on a farm and I grow tons of watermelon so they eat a ton of it. It's been so hot lately that i'll freeze a couple pieces for them (and my chickens) everyone goes nuts for it. You should see if your pup likes it on hot days.

  • captainkaleb - 9 points - 13 hours ago

    "Lemme nom dat"

  • Bluellama01 - 4 points - 14 hours ago

    Those eyes.

  • HobieSnacks - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    gimme

  • KukiMunstr - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Be careful with the seeds.

  • cantbrainIhasthedumb - 2 points - 14 hours ago

    Puppy gon poop sooooo much

  • nmc9279 - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    Cute little pup

  • tinywombat - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Well that pup has the sweetest face.

  • vigoroiscool - 1 points - 8 hours ago

    Eat the pussy like a watermelon.

  • mockinurcouth - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    OP you are a lying fuck with your stupid ass stolen puppy picture and bullshit title. Fuck you op. Cute picture though.

  • SheriffofBanshee - 0 points - 11 hours ago

    Can't get my dog to eat watermelon. Slight bite and it drops it.

    Hope yours was seedless.

  • Nintenduh - 0 points - 9 hours ago

    Racist

  • econobro - -2 points - 10 hours ago

    Fuck yes fucking dog posts GET OUT OF HERE CATS!!!

Puppy GQ

Comments

  • AboveAverageBro - 8 points - 16 hours ago

    First glance thought OP's names was handicap predator. Also that has got to be the cutest puppy I have ever seen!

  • Karlaw6 - 6 points - 10 hours ago

    What breed of dog is this?

  • Billogi - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    That's the cutest toggle I've ever seen! You should get another to match =)

  • espressoristretto - 2 points - 15 hours ago

    kelpie? he's adorbs!

  • euratowel - 3 points - 15 hours ago

    Legs crossed, like a boss.

  • Corvus2014 - 2 points - 13 hours ago

    That puppy is ridiculously cute.=)

  • _7down - 2 points - 10 hours ago

    SQUIRREL!

  • cecilsaucer - 3 points - 13 hours ago

    GENTLEMEN'S QUALITY

  • bethyweasley - 4 points - 13 hours ago

    I've seen pictures of this dog before...

  • monandwes - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    It does not get much more GQ that little baby there!!

  • sleepicat - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    He's holding your leash. He has clearly trained you well.

  • mrroboto43210 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    Awesome little guy! I think that I need an insulin shot now!

  • nsherman72 - 1 points - 9 hours ago

    This is to cute for life.

My dad bought Pinkman a glow ball so they could play fetch at night.

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  • robexib - 120 points - 16 hours ago

    I'm going to get a whole tractor trailer filled with these glowing balls.

    I'm going to throw every single one, and I'm gonna watch this dog enjoy the living fuck out of it while I die of diabeetus.

  • _iPood_ - 57 points - 16 hours ago

    Yo, it glows, bitch!

  • taxonrestroomvisits - 18 points - 16 hours ago

    SNL - happy fun ball

  • PoppaWilly - 28 points - 16 hours ago

    First name Jesse?

  • JessBroBabe - 8 points - 15 hours ago

    Omg where did you get that?

  • LogIN87 - 7 points - 12 hours ago

    Her pupils remind me of this :http://imgur.com/gallery/1faEnTz

    Edit* Called her, a him.

  • BreezyBumbleBre93 - 17 points - 12 hours ago

    I feel like you have my dog's light twin!http://imgur.com/jAWIMkQSorry for the crappy photo, but it's the best one I have for comparison at the moment.

  • odnadevotchka - 5 points - 14 hours ago

    Pinkman! So happy to see another post, her face is so adorable. Is she loving the new toy?

  • monoform - 8 points - 15 hours ago

    That's very cool. Can't really tolerate the sun but dogs see just fine at night. Good on your da.

  • AngelicChaos13 - 4 points - 12 hours ago

    My dog, Patton, has a glow ball too. He loves that thing more than life itself. He likes to bring it to me in the middle of the night and I always laugh because it's like this little floating ball in the dark. :)

  • la_femme - 3 points - 11 hours ago

    Hey Hayden! It's Natalie/Davey. Dope to see this post on Facebook and then the front page! Hope all is well. Your pep is precious. :)

  • shepards_hamster - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I origionally read the title as 'Pikmen'

  • curious_ned - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Pinkman got a pinkball

  • jay_fo - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    I've been looking for a ball like this. Where did your dad get this from?

  • RommieJ1342 - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Your dog has activated nine-tails sage mode

  • dildo_bandit - 1 points - 13 hours ago

    Beautiful dog, what breed is it?

  • Katherinemilli - 1 points - 12 hours ago

    didn't know this existed! awesome!

  • mosie12 - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Ball? ball.

  • Urban_Empress - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Is it bad that I want the ball.....for myself? Shit that thing is mesmerizing

  • Bakkie - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    I wonder what the dog thinks the ball is.

  • Tango15 - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Is Pinkman deaf? This is the second time today I've asked this question, actually. I have a deaf Australian Cattle Dog, and while he doesn't have eye problems he's also merle.

  • joeomar - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    Thanks for the idea! I'm going to get a puppy soon and this will work out great for wearing him out for bedtime!

  • bad_pattern3 - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    this is white dog privilege

  • RarelyReadReplies - 1 points - 11 hours ago

    You should train him to respond to the command, "We need to cook".

  • g-j-a - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    That's one cute pup. Looks like he has the "Happy gene".

  • PhoOhThree - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    I read the title as " My Dad bought Pokemon a glow ball so they could play fetch at night".

    I was confused.

  • Gunslinger_11 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Poor guy he is color blind. http://youtu.be/VwlMHJE82Mk

  • mrroboto43210 - 1 points - 10 hours ago

    Something tells me the OP is a pot head

  • EvolveGames - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    Filthy Presser...

  • S1llyB3ar - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    I imagine in the dogs head he just sees a grey ball of light in a sea of black.

  • ll_Support_ll - 0 points - 10 hours ago

    thats cute an all i guess but why would you name your doge after a nasty methhead criminal?

  • nathanisfat - -2 points - 12 hours ago

    Don't forget the illuminated, reflective collar so you can see the dog.

Selby likes to be in control.

Comments

  • Parkeras - 22 points - 16 hours ago

    So does my dog. That's why I'm cutting his nuts off next week

  • euratowel - 21 points - 17 hours ago

    She's an independent woman who don't need no master.

  • brendanlol - 4 points - 17 hours ago

    Omg it's so cute I wanna vomit

  • HelloImBrock - 5 points - 18 hours ago

    Resisting urges to boop....

  • Fafoah - 4 points - 15 hours ago

    I let my dog do this because it was adorable, but now she constantly tries to bite and tug on the leash when walking. I have to put a tennis ball or a stick in her mouth when we walk now just to make it bearable.

  • Sliffy - 4 points - 14 hours ago

    It's adorable now, but when she's 60lbs and jumping up to grab the leash it's a lot less cute. Mine finally learned to stay at heel now, but I have to hold a tennis ball like a carrot on a stick. I don't really need the leash anymore, just the ball.

  • Bumi_Earth_King - 3 points - 14 hours ago

    Is he named after "Selby the talking dog" series of children's books?

    For the uninitiated: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Sm9tuO7_jBY/Tj3TTM_SwGI/AAAAAAAAA1I/Gk0U7-937zM/s1600/Selby%2BSpeaks.jpg

  • grand_royal - 5 points - 16 hours ago

    A lot of Goldens do that, its part of the retrieving instinct to carry things. Switch it out with a toy, it will make training easier.

  • nemom - 7 points - 17 hours ago

    Selby is a gorgeous puppy, but needs to be taught that is not OK.

  • dodgersbenny - 2 points - 17 hours ago

    Well she can have whatever she wants in my book

  • UMADragon - 2 points - 16 hours ago

    "I do what I want!"

  • Dongo666 - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Named after Hubert Selby?

  • anjunatree - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    Bazinga. Still on a leash.

  • AndrewNathaniel - 1 points - 15 hours ago

    She's walking her human.

  • PM_ME_YOUR_WEED_420 - 1 points - 14 hours ago

    That. Fucking. Paw. Mid. Air. Is this real life?

  • Snuffleupagus_Panda - 1 points - 18 hours ago

    Independent pup!

  • MisterAlaska - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Fifty shades of gold.

  • I_believe_it - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Strong independent puppy who don't need no human!

  • i_stole_a_cripple - 1 points - 16 hours ago

    Ah! I taught my golden Buddy to do this! He's been carrying his own leash when we go for walks together for years now. It's so adorable and everybody thinks it's the coolest thing! Also that's a beautiful pup you've got there OP!

  • vilioo - 0 points - 16 hours ago

    Cute aggression peeping up!

  • _king_of_time_ - -1 points - 14 hours ago

    Title sexualized this picture too damn much

Are we there yet

Comments

  • dngu00 - 22 points - Yesterday

    When is this trip gonna be Dober, man?

  • buildabetterme - 9 points - Yesterday

    So help me god, if you take me to the vet......

  • Leginasn - 9 points - Yesterday

    "The back seat was too far away, so i forced myself up here.Hope you don't mind"

  • lordswagg1 - 5 points - 22 hours ago

    I just lost my pit of 10+ years I am so hurt my soul hurts.

  • Chuckiaoln - 3 points - Yesterday

    Mooooooom can I have some snack

  • targaryen3 - 2 points - 22 hours ago

    You definitely need to post this in r/unorthodog.

  • Nukemarine - 4 points - 23 hours ago

    "Oh man! I overheard you're taking me to get tutored! Can't wait!"

  • mynameisdana - 2 points - 23 hours ago

    Hahaha damn cute.

  • dumples89 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    Repeat after me, "I am a member..."

  • WMS911s - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    ooohhh dobie!

    still got the ears up!

  • dollypatron - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    This needs to be on one of those "shot on an iPhone 6" billboards.

  • IAmBecomeGay - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Club Soda Kenny

  • EPIC_BOOBS - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Slobber. So much slobber.

  • velich - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Can I have this carrot pleeeease?Imgur

  • simplykind - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Awwww we there yet?

  • tellerpan - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    Ha, what a brilliant pic.

  • pasta2666 - 1 points - 22 hours ago

    I want to kiss him right on the lips!

  • austindoggie - 1 points - 21 hours ago

    That thumbnail looks like an eyeless black doll with blonde hair staring into my soul

His little snow blankey

Comments

  • HiGuysImLeo - 61 points - Yesterday

    Give him to me plz

  • pussinboots_ - 20 points - Yesterday

    I think he's hiding. That's really cute though, he's probably enjoying himself

  • Jormundura - 13 points - Yesterday

    That is adorable. That dog is one with the snow.

  • 32VDOHC - 6 points - Yesterday

    Shhhhh, he hiding.

  • DRoyLinker - 6 points - Yesterday

    awww reminds me of this

  • sealosam - 14 points - Yesterday

    "The dog had learned fire, and it wanted fire, or else to burrow under the snow and cuddle its warmth away from the air."

    Reminded me of Jack London. Lovely animal you have there!

  • phrique - 3 points - Yesterday

    My huskies always loved to do that. The best part was when they decided to come in their fur was cool and fluffy and just fantastic to pet.

  • EarthExile - 3 points - Yesterday

    I wonder if wolves ever hide themselves in snow to ambush prey. Can you imagine walking through the woods, admiring the snow, then suddenly it's FULL OF WOLVES

  • Meowwhatdidyousay - 4 points - Yesterday

    Snowdorable, I can hardly handle it!

  • Beeclef - 5 points - Yesterday

    OMG THAT'S ABUSE!! BRING HIM INSIDE!

    J/K, I own two huskies and am just messing' with ya. ;)

  • jello_fever - 2 points - Yesterday

    Dogs and snow go together really well

  • TheWhitePianoKey - 1 points - Yesterday

    so many reposts if this picture, but it is indeed undeniably cute!

  • smoke_urself_dead - 1 points - Yesterday

    Awww a blankey!

  • AndieC - 1 points - 23 hours ago

    Aww! Mals, FTW! ♥

  • BLSmith2112 - 1 points - Yesterday

    This dog and my dog should hang out.

  • Kidchico - -31 points - Yesterday

    Probably cold as fuck.

The second male calico the vet has seen in over 54 years of practice.

Comments

  • siraisy - 169 points - Yesterday

    "Calico" refers only to a color pattern on the fur, not to a breed.[2] It is absent from lists of breeds.[3] Among the breeds whose standards allow calico coloration are the Manx, American Shorthair, British Shorthair, Persian, Japanese Bobtail, Exotic Shorthair and Turkish Van.

    Because genetic determination of some coat colors in cats is linked to the X chromosome, calicoes are nearly always female.[2][4] Because of the genetics involved, calico males are rare, and generally have impaired vitality and are almost always sterile.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calico_cat

  • Throaway00123 - 54 points - Yesterday

    My mom rescued a male calico in college. Apparently numerous people on numerous occasions offered her exorbitant amounts of money for him, but she declined and eventually found him a good home where he wouldn't be just a specimen or collector's item.

  • Skeetspearlnecklaces - 9 points - Yesterday

    Wittle ears

  • pet_the_puppy - 9 points - Yesterday

    Baby :3 oh how I wish I weren't allergic.

  • sasquatch606 - 6 points - Yesterday

    Chosen one!

  • ringmod76 - 6 points - Yesterday

    Cutest mutant I've ever seen! ^_^

  • gamernamer69 - 6 points - Yesterday

    He's about to get so much tail. AAYYOO

  • cabell17 - 5 points - Yesterday

    I read a stat where one male calico cat is born for every 13,000 females, pretty wild stuff.

  • tilley77 - 4 points - Yesterday

    I believe the stats are 1 in 4000 are males. I have been in cat rescue for 2 plus years and I have seen two so far

  • quincess - 3 points - Yesterday

    What an adorable little genetic freak!

  • orangeunrhymed - 3 points - Yesterday

    My local pound has a resident male calico, he weighs only 5 pounds and is just the sweetest little thing.

  • letice721 - 22 points - Yesterday

    Here is my male calico cat

    http://imgur.com/kbAKbTKhttp://imgur.com/vabLQAT

    His name is ted.

  • Cee-Gee - 3 points - Yesterday

    Reminds of the book Cats are not Peas. Tis actually a fun book about genetics using a male calico cat as a starting point. http://www.amazon.com/Cats-Are-Not-Peas-Genetics/dp/1568813201

  • PsionicPlatypus - 2 points - Yesterday

    We had a calico male kitteh when I was a kid. He had no hair on his ears and was the biggest cat I had ever seen. Also, he was definitely not sterile; we ended up with two litters of calico kittehs because of his hijinks!

    We eventually started putting sunblock (for children) on his ears so that he wouldn't sunburn.

  • MrHorseHead - 2 points - Yesterday

    Dude looks like a lady.

  • liljsuthy - 4 points - Yesterday

    Am I the only one doing the math about the vet here? 54 years of practice makes him far past retirement age. I'm just saying...

  • MaxPowerzs - 1 points - Yesterday

    Shamisen!

  • getmeoutofohio - 1 points - Yesterday

    Show us the other end as proof

  • tchai - 1 points - Yesterday

    We had one, his original name was Charlotte, after figuring out he was a male we named him Oxymoron.

  • valentinekitten - 1 points - Yesterday

    Sooo cute!!!!

  • Jahnli - 1 points - Yesterday

    We just adopted a pair of dilute torbies. Both female. The litter also had a male.

    Orange tabby.

    Now if there was a female orange tabby, or a male tort/calico, we'd be talking rare.

  • cloud_watcher - 1 points - Yesterday

    I'm a vet and I very slightly hate you for bringing that adorable kitten to some place besides my office.

  • prican303 - 1 points - Yesterday

    Little blew eyes

  • sh_commatothetop - 1 points - Yesterday

    "It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"

    http://youtu.be/1SI6rhotAkE

  • rogerairgood - 1 points - Yesterday

    I have two male calicos.

  • doublesmokedsaline - 1 points - Yesterday

    That's a cute cat and an old ass vet.

  • seareigh - 0 points - Yesterday

    Til

  • catheterhero - 0 points - Yesterday

    Yeah but he self identifies as a female.

  • debspeak - -4 points - Yesterday

    Very hard to tell gender at this age, even for vets. Their genitals are barely developed.

  • amofo13 - -5 points - Yesterday

    "Life always finds away"

  • CoolMel - -3 points - Yesterday

    I found this cat look similar to yours and she's curious to check whether her owner is real or not!

  • GoodMoGo - -2 points - Yesterday

    Looks gay, though.

  • light_is_life - -9 points - Yesterday

    There's a Catlyn joke in here somewhere...

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