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Why does a minute in a microwave feel like 60 mins

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COMMENTS

  • Morchel03
    22 points Jun 24,2019, 9:38am

    Me watching my sheeps mate so I can immediately kill one of the parents

  • FilthyLionSpammer
    13 points Jun 24,2019, 9:41am

    why does a minute in a microwave feel like 60 seconds

  • kanalte
    7 points Jun 24,2019, 10:53am

    For a pic taken by a penguin that is crisp

  • Nightlyrem
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 10:53am

    The post is good but the title confuses me

  • IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 2:48pm

    I once microwaved some leftovers for 60 minutes by mistake and took a nap on the couch

  • EhPeiceOfToast
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 6:41pm

    Hayato.

COMMENTS

  • Morchel03
    22 points Jun 24,2019, 9:38am

    Me watching my sheeps mate so I can immediately kill one of the parents

  • FilthyLionSpammer
    13 points Jun 24,2019, 9:41am

    why does a minute in a microwave feel like 60 seconds

  • kanalte
    7 points Jun 24,2019, 10:53am

    For a pic taken by a penguin that is crisp

  • Scapulomancy
    3 points Jun 24,2019, 10:52am

    This is terrifying.

  • Nightlyrem
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 10:53am

    The post is good but the title confuses me

  • IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 2:48pm

    I once microwaved some leftovers for 60 minutes by mistake and took a nap on the couch

  • EhPeiceOfToast
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 6:41pm

    Hayato.

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m e o w

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COMMENTS

  • captainpink
    52 points Jun 24,2019, 3:47pm

    Is this a sex thing? Am I reading this right?

  • MarioThePumer
    28 points Jun 24,2019, 2:44pm

    Is it a really weird bracelet then

  • Mittenstk
    10 points Jun 24,2019, 3:24pm

    Meouch

  • ScreamingGoat25
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:20pm

    My aunt’s cat is named kitten

COMMENTS

  • captainpink
    52 points Jun 24,2019, 3:47pm

    Is this a sex thing? Am I reading this right?

  • MarioThePumer
    28 points Jun 24,2019, 2:44pm

    Is it a really weird bracelet then

  • Mittenstk
    10 points Jun 24,2019, 3:24pm

    Meouch

  • DispenserHead
    5 points Jun 24,2019, 6:51pm

    Uh... Meow?

  • ScreamingGoat25
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:20pm

    My aunt’s cat is named kitten

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The ultimate tank and the ultimate healer

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COMMENTS

  • SiriusSarcasm
    27 points Jun 23,2019, 10:56am

    He Waited three days for a revive... I know the feeling. People just don't know how to properly use the medic classes.

  • Nightthunder
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 3:27pm

    He was a Hell of a paladin

  • EsnesNommoc
    5 points Jun 23,2019, 2:17pm

    This post tried too hard. It's so close to being funny but it's just not quite there yet.

  • FX114
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 11:44am
  • sgt_snuffles02
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 4:04pm

    jesus got 360 no-scoped so you could get that harrier strike, be grateful

  • 20kelly103220
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 4:52pm

    This is at that weird point where it is too ironic to be considered funny in a non-ridiculous way, but not ironic enough to save it from being cringe fuel.

  • SectoidEngineer
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:12pm

    I'm not a fan of the pray-to-win model

  • MasterAqua
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:10pm
  • Knightsdawn
    -5 points Jun 23,2019, 11:17am

    jesus said mpreg rights.

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  • SiriusSarcasm
    27 points Jun 23,2019, 10:56am

    He Waited three days for a revive... I know the feeling. People just don't know how to properly use the medic classes.

  • Nightthunder
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 3:27pm

    He was a Hell of a paladin

  • EsnesNommoc
    5 points Jun 23,2019, 2:17pm

    This post tried too hard. It's so close to being funny but it's just not quite there yet.

  • samurai_for_hire
    5 points Jun 23,2019, 3:39pm

    When the Paladin is the only healer in the party

  • FX114
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 11:44am
  • sgt_snuffles02
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 4:04pm

    jesus got 360 no-scoped so you could get that harrier strike, be grateful

  • 20kelly103220
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 4:52pm

    This is at that weird point where it is too ironic to be considered funny in a non-ridiculous way, but not ironic enough to save it from being cringe fuel.

  • SectoidEngineer
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:12pm

    I'm not a fan of the pray-to-win model

  • MasterAqua
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:10pm
  • Knightsdawn
    -5 points Jun 23,2019, 11:17am

    jesus said mpreg rights.

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i’ve been wearing the same socks for the last three weeks

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COMMENTS

  • Beret_Beats
    145 points Jun 23,2019, 10:36am

    I've given up on the exactness of self. If my sense of self is going to transform across my life anyways, perhaps it would be a good idea to use some meds to guide it somewhere good.

  • Starbucks-Hammer
    41 points Jun 23,2019, 12:04pm

    I guess in that case my real me is someone who has a ton of stress for no real reason, can't stay focused, and wonders if their friends hate them.

  • The_Evil_King_Bowser
    30 points Jun 23,2019, 2:16pm

    "oH bUt yOUr bOdY iS a TeMpLe!!!! ur dEStRoYiNg it wITH aLL tHoSe mEdiCATiOnS!!!!" fuck off Barbara my body is a dumpster and we all know it

  • Riverkid2257
    19 points Jun 23,2019, 12:03pm

    When I don't take my meds I start questioning everything and then I lay in bed for 16 hours and get really really high.

  • PM_ME_IRL
    8 points Jun 23,2019, 2:26pm

    There is no "real self", the ego is an illusion. Reality is ephemeral

  • MagicSandwich27
    15 points Jun 23,2019, 3:23pm

    My medication didn't change who I was. It just cleared the haze that clouding my character. In reality it was my mental illness that had changed me.

  • Trijhak
    5 points Jun 23,2019, 3:34pm

    I tried medication for a few weeks for my anxiety, but it wasn't having any effect so I stopped.

  • mydogisincharge
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 4:55pm

    I’ve been out of clean socks (and underwear) for at least a month and every week I just go to Walmart and buy more shitty socks and underwear because somehow that’s easier than facing the Mt. Shame the Laundry Pile.

  • iwannaridearaptor
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 6:19pm

    People told me not to put my son on ADHD meds because “it will kill his personality!!” Well he was almost on the verge of getting expelled in Pre-k because his ADHD was so severe. Like I’m not trying to change him but it’s hindering his ability to learn. It also really sucked having to leave work because he hit a substitute. Now all I hear is the same people raving because he’s so sweet and attentive now. He can’t be himself with spaghetti brain going on.

  • helpimstuckinthevoid
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:21pm

    I'm wearing the same socks because my other pairs vanished.

  • LikeaPandaButUgly
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:57pm

    Introducing The Real Me 2.0: now with serotonin!

  • Big-Buff-Cheeto-Puff
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:23pm
  • phil701
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:51pm

    Ophelia wrote this

  • Wingman5150
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:40pm

    I believe the mental health problems prevent you from being "the real you" and that taking medication for it helps get rid of those barriers. I mean, not saying it works that way for every problem, but I definitely feel this way about some

  • Motorcyclegrrl
    30 points Jun 23,2019, 8:54am

    I see your socks and raise you that my sheet came off the bed a week ago and I have not put it back.

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  • Beret_Beats
    145 points Jun 23,2019, 10:36am

    I've given up on the exactness of self. If my sense of self is going to transform across my life anyways, perhaps it would be a good idea to use some meds to guide it somewhere good.

  • Starbucks-Hammer
    41 points Jun 23,2019, 12:04pm

    I guess in that case my real me is someone who has a ton of stress for no real reason, can't stay focused, and wonders if their friends hate them.

  • The_Evil_King_Bowser
    30 points Jun 23,2019, 2:16pm

    "oH bUt yOUr bOdY iS a TeMpLe!!!! ur dEStRoYiNg it wITH aLL tHoSe mEdiCATiOnS!!!!" fuck off Barbara my body is a dumpster and we all know it

  • VerbiageBarrage
    22 points Jun 23,2019, 1:08pm

    You know how homophobic people often are trying to hide or distance themselves from their own homosexual thoughts or tendencies by being loud and obnoxious antagonists?

    I feel like this is a similar issue. People that have issues themselves tend to justify why they aren't getting treatment. I was very afraid that in treating my flaws, I would somehow lose my sense of self, lose the parts of me that made me unique. I didn't want to take medication, and I didn't think other people should either. I also saw that took medication and it just totally fucked them up.

    Older and wiser me knows it's all about getting the right treatment for the right thing, and regrets that I took so long grandstanding to fix my own issues. Mental health is no joke, and if a pill can fix or even just even out these things, goddamn....take the pill.

  • Riverkid2257
    19 points Jun 23,2019, 12:03pm

    When I don't take my meds I start questioning everything and then I lay in bed for 16 hours and get really really high.

  • PM_ME_IRL
    8 points Jun 23,2019, 2:26pm

    There is no "real self", the ego is an illusion. Reality is ephemeral

  • MagicSandwich27
    15 points Jun 23,2019, 3:23pm

    My medication didn't change who I was. It just cleared the haze that clouding my character. In reality it was my mental illness that had changed me.

  • Trijhak
    5 points Jun 23,2019, 3:34pm

    I tried medication for a few weeks for my anxiety, but it wasn't having any effect so I stopped.

  • mydogisincharge
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 4:55pm

    I’ve been out of clean socks (and underwear) for at least a month and every week I just go to Walmart and buy more shitty socks and underwear because somehow that’s easier than facing the Mt. Shame the Laundry Pile.

  • iwannaridearaptor
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 6:19pm

    People told me not to put my son on ADHD meds because “it will kill his personality!!” Well he was almost on the verge of getting expelled in Pre-k because his ADHD was so severe. Like I’m not trying to change him but it’s hindering his ability to learn. It also really sucked having to leave work because he hit a substitute. Now all I hear is the same people raving because he’s so sweet and attentive now. He can’t be himself with spaghetti brain going on.

  • helpimstuckinthevoid
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:21pm

    I'm wearing the same socks because my other pairs vanished.

  • LikeaPandaButUgly
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:57pm

    Introducing The Real Me 2.0: now with serotonin!

  • Big-Buff-Cheeto-Puff
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:23pm
  • phil701
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:51pm

    Ophelia wrote this

  • Wingman5150
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:40pm

    I believe the mental health problems prevent you from being "the real you" and that taking medication for it helps get rid of those barriers. I mean, not saying it works that way for every problem, but I definitely feel this way about some

  • Motorcyclegrrl
    30 points Jun 23,2019, 8:54am

    I see your socks and raise you that my sheet came off the bed a week ago and I have not put it back.

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Not suitable for work

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COMMENTS

  • thegreygandalf
    77 points Jun 23,2019, 3:42am
  • VdotOne
    21 points Jun 23,2019, 7:14am

    Missed opportunity to tag the post NSFW

    Do it OP!

  • runfromcreepybadguys
    18 points Jun 23,2019, 4:28am

    Tumblr staff now: H E R E S Y

  • iamabear1
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 4:49am

    You monster

  • kemosabedriv
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:43am

    Halarious. I have seen those in person

  • Jasoneason132
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:51am

    This is big oof

  • SaddlerDoodad
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:56am

    I've seen many posts about the idea of making this blog, has anyone actually done it?

  • staryoshi06
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 9:01am

    some did a furry nsfw ych with this exact concept

  • sandhyavenkat42
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 9:02am

    is this where 'the office' started?

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  • thegreygandalf
    77 points Jun 23,2019, 3:42am
  • VdotOne
    21 points Jun 23,2019, 7:14am

    Missed opportunity to tag the post NSFW

    Do it OP!

  • runfromcreepybadguys
    18 points Jun 23,2019, 4:28am

    Tumblr staff now: H E R E S Y

  • ayser-lol-haha
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 8:53am
  • iamabear1
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 4:49am

    You monster

  • kemosabedriv
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:43am

    Halarious. I have seen those in person

  • Jasoneason132
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:51am

    This is big oof

  • SaddlerDoodad
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:56am

    I've seen many posts about the idea of making this blog, has anyone actually done it?

  • staryoshi06
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 9:01am

    some did a furry nsfw ych with this exact concept

  • sandhyavenkat42
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 9:02am

    is this where 'the office' started?

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When your post gets up high and then your inbox dies that's, a moray.

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COMMENTS

  • TheRealMossBall
    38 points Jun 22,2019, 10:50am

    The pictures are ordered from scariest to friendliest, descending

  • juanbergur
    7 points Jun 22,2019, 11:00am

    a post to surpass, mamma mia

  • Blauermedic
    3 points Jun 22,2019, 12:27pm

    Now sing it to the spongebob intro

  • GentlemanPirate13
    2 points Jun 22,2019, 5:24pm

    When you swim in the sea,

    And an eel bites your knee,

    That's a moray!

  • craggolly
    2 points Jun 22,2019, 6:47pm

    When a grid misaligned with another behind, that's a Moiré

  • FridayThatWas
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 7:39pm

    Swear I am not making this up.Scrolling reddit while listening to music in the background. New song starts. I hear the first verse and I'm like ok. Scroll to next post and it's this..

    How the f*ck does this happen?Cropped screenshot.

  • Ludicolision
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 7:40pm

    Such pretty friends...

  • SnowyArticuno
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 7:44pm

    I tried so hard to fit it with Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" and it got fucked up by the last line every time

  • SoldMySoulForHairDye
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 8:01pm

    I am RIGHT NOW sending this to my husband, who loves eels and Dean Martin but hates puns.

    Wish me luck.

  • thiccyosh
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 8:16pm

    Now, read this in the Mario Voice

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  • TheRealMossBall
    38 points Jun 22,2019, 10:50am

    The pictures are ordered from scariest to friendliest, descending

  • juanbergur
    7 points Jun 22,2019, 11:00am

    a post to surpass, mamma mia

  • Blauermedic
    3 points Jun 22,2019, 12:27pm

    Now sing it to the spongebob intro

  • DragonKing573
    4 points Jun 22,2019, 2:21pm

    I must be stupid, but what song is it?

  • GentlemanPirate13
    2 points Jun 22,2019, 5:24pm

    When you swim in the sea,

    And an eel bites your knee,

    That's a moray!

  • craggolly
    2 points Jun 22,2019, 6:47pm

    When a grid misaligned with another behind, that's a Moiré

  • FridayThatWas
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 7:39pm

    Swear I am not making this up.Scrolling reddit while listening to music in the background. New song starts. I hear the first verse and I'm like ok. Scroll to next post and it's this..

    How the f*ck does this happen?Cropped screenshot.

  • Ludicolision
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 7:40pm

    Such pretty friends...

  • SnowyArticuno
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 7:44pm

    I tried so hard to fit it with Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" and it got fucked up by the last line every time

  • SoldMySoulForHairDye
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 8:01pm

    I am RIGHT NOW sending this to my husband, who loves eels and Dean Martin but hates puns.

    Wish me luck.

  • thiccyosh
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 8:16pm

    Now, read this in the Mario Voice

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Full metal dadchemist.

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  • OneOverTwo
    28 points Jun 22,2019, 12:24pm
  • ImShyBeKind
    13 points Jun 22,2019, 4:26pm

    Good title, OP.

  • kampar10
    3 points Jun 22,2019, 5:56pm

    The Winchesters want to know your location

  • christianminecraftyt
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 8:14pm

    Nice title

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  • OneOverTwo
    28 points Jun 22,2019, 12:24pm
  • ImShyBeKind
    13 points Jun 22,2019, 4:26pm

    Good title, OP.

  • kampar10
    3 points Jun 22,2019, 5:56pm

    The Winchesters want to know your location

  • fried-green-tornado
    4 points Jun 22,2019, 8:00pm

    Must’ve cost them an arm and a leg!

  • christianminecraftyt
    1 points Jun 22,2019, 8:14pm

    Nice title

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Oh no

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COMMENTS

  • teh-butterfly
    1960 points Jun 20,2019, 10:37pm

    Everyone deserves to be called a darling scrumptious boy at least once ❤️

  • trottingtriever
    599 points Jun 21,2019, 3:34am

    Just double down on it and start calling him more extravagant names and speaking in a very dramatic fashion to him.

  • im-a-season
    203 points Jun 21,2019, 3:16am

    The neighbor makes me think of Bob Belcher.

  • MiniDickDude
    246 points Jun 20,2019, 11:47pm

    Dibs on the op being English

  • agod2486
    23 points Jun 21,2019, 9:22am

    Those moments when you thought you were being weird alone but someone happens to be paying attention are mortifying lol

  • elgiesmelgie
    21 points Jun 21,2019, 9:20am

    My sweetie boy was on the front porch and I noticed as I was walking past so I opened the door and very loudly said hello delicious , do you want to come in ? Then I noticed my neighbour across the street staring at me . Things have not been the same

  • howtochoose
    21 points Jun 21,2019, 8:26am

    I'd close without saving progress and go back to last checkpoint.

  • niek736
    20 points Jun 21,2019, 3:14am

    Move

  • Hell_Tutor
    17 points Jun 21,2019, 6:48am

    This is the sitcom we want bit don't deserve

  • Postman120
    85 points Jun 20,2019, 11:21pm

    That was funny

    I laughed

  • nihilistic-fuck
    58 points Jun 21,2019, 3:06am

    are you all hearing this in a British accent

  • Rolten
    49 points Jun 21,2019, 4:36am

    If only "sorry, I was talking to my cat" was an option.

  • KittycatGameplays
    10 points Jun 21,2019, 7:22am

    This sounds like something out of The Sims

  • croisimak
    7 points Jun 21,2019, 6:20am

    did he push his circular spectacles up while saying this though

  • demonkiller2123
    7 points Jun 21,2019, 10:44am

    MY SCRUMPTIOUS DARLING BOI

  • xxwerdxx
    6 points Jun 21,2019, 11:13am

    LPT: It's only awkward if you let it be awkward. Power through

  • XxgirraffezzxX
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 10:16am

    I imagine a small bush and you just stick they just head through it and say that in a high pitched voice while odly shaking his head.

  • memory94
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 11:10am

    You need to leave the country

  • marynraven
    21 points Jun 21,2019, 3:35am

    I'm shipping them so hard right now.

  • agent--after
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 11:54am

    Freddie mercury energy

  • 650REDHAIR
    0 points Jun 21,2019, 10:20am

    Who talks like that?

  • gregdoom
    -10 points Jun 21,2019, 10:29am

    What kind of fucking weirdo even uses the word scrumptious to describe an animal?

    I hate that god damn word.

  • Goatcrapp
    -14 points Jun 21,2019, 9:56am

    It's kind of weird that you talk to your cat this way too. TBH

  • SolarSailor15
    -3 points Jun 21,2019, 11:50am

    Who the fuck talks like that?

COMMENTS

  • teh-butterfly
    1960 points Jun 20,2019, 10:37pm

    Everyone deserves to be called a darling scrumptious boy at least once ❤️

  • trottingtriever
    599 points Jun 21,2019, 3:34am

    Just double down on it and start calling him more extravagant names and speaking in a very dramatic fashion to him.

  • im-a-season
    203 points Jun 21,2019, 3:16am

    The neighbor makes me think of Bob Belcher.

  • kaylam191
    346 points Jun 20,2019, 10:36pm

    Oh my God this is amazing

  • MiniDickDude
    246 points Jun 20,2019, 11:47pm

    Dibs on the op being English

  • agod2486
    23 points Jun 21,2019, 9:22am

    Those moments when you thought you were being weird alone but someone happens to be paying attention are mortifying lol

  • elgiesmelgie
    21 points Jun 21,2019, 9:20am

    My sweetie boy was on the front porch and I noticed as I was walking past so I opened the door and very loudly said hello delicious , do you want to come in ? Then I noticed my neighbour across the street staring at me . Things have not been the same

  • howtochoose
    21 points Jun 21,2019, 8:26am

    I'd close without saving progress and go back to last checkpoint.

  • niek736
    20 points Jun 21,2019, 3:14am

    Move

  • Hell_Tutor
    17 points Jun 21,2019, 6:48am

    This is the sitcom we want bit don't deserve

  • Postman120
    85 points Jun 20,2019, 11:21pm

    That was funny

    I laughed

  • nihilistic-fuck
    58 points Jun 21,2019, 3:06am

    are you all hearing this in a British accent

  • Rolten
    49 points Jun 21,2019, 4:36am

    If only "sorry, I was talking to my cat" was an option.

  • KittycatGameplays
    10 points Jun 21,2019, 7:22am

    This sounds like something out of The Sims

  • croisimak
    7 points Jun 21,2019, 6:20am

    did he push his circular spectacles up while saying this though

  • demonkiller2123
    7 points Jun 21,2019, 10:44am

    MY SCRUMPTIOUS DARLING BOI

  • xxwerdxx
    6 points Jun 21,2019, 11:13am

    LPT: It's only awkward if you let it be awkward. Power through

  • XxgirraffezzxX
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 10:16am

    I imagine a small bush and you just stick they just head through it and say that in a high pitched voice while odly shaking his head.

  • memory94
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 11:10am

    You need to leave the country

  • marynraven
    21 points Jun 21,2019, 3:35am

    I'm shipping them so hard right now.

  • agent--after
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 11:54am

    Freddie mercury energy

  • 650REDHAIR
    0 points Jun 21,2019, 10:20am

    Who talks like that?

  • gregdoom
    -10 points Jun 21,2019, 10:29am

    What kind of fucking weirdo even uses the word scrumptious to describe an animal?

    I hate that god damn word.

  • Goatcrapp
    -14 points Jun 21,2019, 9:56am

    It's kind of weird that you talk to your cat this way too. TBH

  • SolarSailor15
    -3 points Jun 21,2019, 11:50am

    Who the fuck talks like that?

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Pokemon Fans

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COMMENTS

  • piscimancy
    152 points Jun 21,2019, 2:44pm

    An orb. Another orb, but this time upside down!

  • wizardeyejoe
    105 points Jun 21,2019, 2:17pm

    duck holding leek

  • CocoaCali
    91 points Jun 21,2019, 2:51pm

    A snake spelled backwards. A kobra spelled backwards.

  • cant_not_compute
    32 points Jun 21,2019, 2:53pm

    A pile of trash, a puddle of toxic waste.

  • incogditto
    22 points Jun 21,2019, 3:16pm

    a magical karp

  • CueDramaticMusic
    18 points Jun 21,2019, 6:26pm

    “Ok, we’re gonna name this vaguely fetus-shaped cat Mew.”

    ”Alright Dave, we have enough memory to one more Pokémon, but I have no ideas, and I don’t think it’s fair to let you double dip. I’ll just check the rolesheet for today and-“

    ”God fucking dammit, I thought we fired Steve for his addiction to marker fumes. sigh Steve, what’s your suggestion for the last legendary Pok-“

    ”Mew. Two Mews.”

  • nessii31
    15 points Jun 21,2019, 3:34pm

    A ball of metal with 2 magnets attached to it.

    I'll never get how people can complain about a floating keychain when magnemite was in Gen 1.

  • TheHeroicLionheart
    23 points Jun 21,2019, 3:41pm

    People always say they had better ideas back then and I always need to remind them that Gen 1 had an evolution be just 3 stacked together... twice.

    The ideas werent better back then. The ART STYLE was better back then.

  • Zwemvest
    11 points Jun 21,2019, 6:47pm

    Three birds. We'll name the One, Two, and Three but in Spanish

  • Burritozi11a
    11 points Jun 21,2019, 7:07pm

    Part of what makes Gen 5 so cool is it was the first time they really tried to reboot the franchise. A lot of the Pokemon in it are re-imaginings of the original 151.

    Trubbish and Garbodor take the place of Grimer and Muk, better suited to a dense urban environment. Foongus takes the place of Voltorb as a Pokemon which disguises itself as a pokeball, except it's a mushroom and not a metal ball. Klink replaces Magnemite as the region's weird floating metal thing, etc.

  • JaKuth99
    8 points Jun 21,2019, 3:59pm

    Oh! A koi with a horn

  • ThadiasMcCoy
    7 points Jun 21,2019, 3:51pm

    Rock man = Geodude

  • brick-juic3
    5 points Jun 21,2019, 4:07pm

    A pigeon named pigeon-y

  • Regularjoe42
    5 points Jun 21,2019, 6:57pm

    When they were making Gen 1, they were absolutely not prepared for what was coming to them.

    "Yo, we have a secret area in an electric plant, what kind of monsters should we have?"
    "I dunno, some chunks of metal that shoot lightning at you?"

  • WithOrgasmicFury
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 3:53pm

    Don't forget rockdude

  • RedditBoi127
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 4:26pm

    I mean I’m a Pokémon fan and even if they make a dumb design I go! ITS AMAZINGGG

  • InnocentPossum
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 7:57pm

    I think the main difference between gen 1 and the later gens is from what I can recall Gen 1 are all based on animals or nature (With the exception of Voltorb/Electrode), so seem more relatable as creatures to catch, but the later gens have sentient ice-creams and trash bags. Even the non-animal ones like Geodude, Clefairy and Mewtwo seem like animals/monsters that would occur, not just items with a face. Voltorb of course is an exception but still kind of fits because its an object specific to the Pokemon world. Magnemite is a bit weird I will admit.

    Klingklang, chandelure and Klefki are just inanimate objects with faces.

  • Zwemvest
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 6:43pm

    Bunch of rocks attached to each other. Named after mineral.

  • CrazyGardevoir
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 7:47pm

    I'm lazy but I ain't lazy

  • FearTheDice
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 7:49pm

    Let’s not forget Mr mime

  • Declan_McManus
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 7:56pm

    Old Gen v New Gen

    Shamelessly borrowed from the last Gen 1 circlejerk/counterjerk thread I saw

  • Gongaloon
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 8:02pm

    LITERALLY LETTERS

  • bloodredrogue
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:18pm

    Gen 1 had 151 pokemon, literally at least 6 of which were just birds. Literally, just, bird, bird, bird, bigger bird, slightly bigger bird, even BiGgEr bird, and large bird

  • Fuzzypiasa
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:24pm

    Is no one gonna y’all about slimey???? That’s not a real Pokémon???????? What’s going on why has no one brought this up

  • A_Wild_Bellossom
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:32pm

    The geodude line makes no sense

    Geodude into graveler is fine, they have the same aesthetic, both ugly looking rock monsters. But Golem looks nothing like graveler or geodude

  • ShivelyTheWhite
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:44pm

    AcKtUaLlY

  • GGCrono
    -10 points Jun 21,2019, 3:52pm

    I don't care what anyone else says, Pokemon hit peak name laziness in Gen VI with Talonflame. It sounds like the name of a preteen edgelord's first OC.

COMMENTS

  • piscimancy
    152 points Jun 21,2019, 2:44pm

    An orb. Another orb, but this time upside down!

  • wizardeyejoe
    105 points Jun 21,2019, 2:17pm

    duck holding leek

  • CocoaCali
    91 points Jun 21,2019, 2:51pm

    A snake spelled backwards. A kobra spelled backwards.

  • ahaisonline
    54 points Jun 21,2019, 4:00pm

    pile of eggs

    magnet sphere that turns into three magnet spheres

  • cant_not_compute
    32 points Jun 21,2019, 2:53pm

    A pile of trash, a puddle of toxic waste.

  • incogditto
    22 points Jun 21,2019, 3:16pm

    a magical karp

  • CueDramaticMusic
    18 points Jun 21,2019, 6:26pm

    “Ok, we’re gonna name this vaguely fetus-shaped cat Mew.”

    ”Alright Dave, we have enough memory to one more Pokémon, but I have no ideas, and I don’t think it’s fair to let you double dip. I’ll just check the rolesheet for today and-“

    ”God fucking dammit, I thought we fired Steve for his addiction to marker fumes. sigh Steve, what’s your suggestion for the last legendary Pok-“

    ”Mew. Two Mews.”

  • nessii31
    15 points Jun 21,2019, 3:34pm

    A ball of metal with 2 magnets attached to it.

    I'll never get how people can complain about a floating keychain when magnemite was in Gen 1.

  • TheHeroicLionheart
    23 points Jun 21,2019, 3:41pm

    People always say they had better ideas back then and I always need to remind them that Gen 1 had an evolution be just 3 stacked together... twice.

    The ideas werent better back then. The ART STYLE was better back then.

  • Zwemvest
    11 points Jun 21,2019, 6:47pm

    Three birds. We'll name the One, Two, and Three but in Spanish

  • Burritozi11a
    11 points Jun 21,2019, 7:07pm

    Part of what makes Gen 5 so cool is it was the first time they really tried to reboot the franchise. A lot of the Pokemon in it are re-imaginings of the original 151.

    Trubbish and Garbodor take the place of Grimer and Muk, better suited to a dense urban environment. Foongus takes the place of Voltorb as a Pokemon which disguises itself as a pokeball, except it's a mushroom and not a metal ball. Klink replaces Magnemite as the region's weird floating metal thing, etc.

  • JaKuth99
    8 points Jun 21,2019, 3:59pm

    Oh! A koi with a horn

  • ThadiasMcCoy
    7 points Jun 21,2019, 3:51pm

    Rock man = Geodude

  • brick-juic3
    5 points Jun 21,2019, 4:07pm

    A pigeon named pigeon-y

  • Regularjoe42
    5 points Jun 21,2019, 6:57pm

    When they were making Gen 1, they were absolutely not prepared for what was coming to them.

    "Yo, we have a secret area in an electric plant, what kind of monsters should we have?"
    "I dunno, some chunks of metal that shoot lightning at you?"

  • WithOrgasmicFury
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 3:53pm

    Don't forget rockdude

  • RedditBoi127
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 4:26pm

    I mean I’m a Pokémon fan and even if they make a dumb design I go! ITS AMAZINGGG

  • InnocentPossum
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 7:57pm

    I think the main difference between gen 1 and the later gens is from what I can recall Gen 1 are all based on animals or nature (With the exception of Voltorb/Electrode), so seem more relatable as creatures to catch, but the later gens have sentient ice-creams and trash bags. Even the non-animal ones like Geodude, Clefairy and Mewtwo seem like animals/monsters that would occur, not just items with a face. Voltorb of course is an exception but still kind of fits because its an object specific to the Pokemon world. Magnemite is a bit weird I will admit.

    Klingklang, chandelure and Klefki are just inanimate objects with faces.

  • Zwemvest
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 6:43pm

    Bunch of rocks attached to each other. Named after mineral.

  • CrazyGardevoir
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 7:47pm

    I'm lazy but I ain't lazy

  • FearTheDice
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 7:49pm

    Let’s not forget Mr mime

  • Declan_McManus
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 7:56pm

    Old Gen v New Gen

    Shamelessly borrowed from the last Gen 1 circlejerk/counterjerk thread I saw

  • Gongaloon
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 8:02pm

    LITERALLY LETTERS

  • bloodredrogue
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:18pm

    Gen 1 had 151 pokemon, literally at least 6 of which were just birds. Literally, just, bird, bird, bird, bigger bird, slightly bigger bird, even BiGgEr bird, and large bird

  • Fuzzypiasa
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:24pm

    Is no one gonna y’all about slimey???? That’s not a real Pokémon???????? What’s going on why has no one brought this up

  • A_Wild_Bellossom
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:32pm

    The geodude line makes no sense

    Geodude into graveler is fine, they have the same aesthetic, both ugly looking rock monsters. But Golem looks nothing like graveler or geodude

  • ShivelyTheWhite
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 8:44pm

    AcKtUaLlY

  • GGCrono
    -10 points Jun 21,2019, 3:52pm

    I don't care what anyone else says, Pokemon hit peak name laziness in Gen VI with Talonflame. It sounds like the name of a preteen edgelord's first OC.

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COMMENTS

  • Louisthau
    133 points Jun 21,2019, 10:10am

    I am working in a very famous international business bank as an audiovisual tech support, and trust me : This is this too.

    2 days ago I get called in the middle of the afternoon because they have a problem. Fair enough. I get in the meeting room ; 10 people age 30 to 50 all in business suits, with laptops, discussing stuff way above my pay grade. One looks at me and says "The TV is not working". I nod, walk to the TV, turn the TV on by pressing the power button on the side, walk back to the door. The guy who called me asked what was wrong.

    Silence in the room : "The TV was off sir. Haveagooddaybyesir."

    Let's just say there was a few snickering contained laughs heard around the room as I close the door.

  • DrunkThrowsMcBrady
    15 points Jun 21,2019, 11:50am

    And work

  • RedTauren
    11 points Jun 21,2019, 11:37am
  • TouchMyTerryfold
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 5:00pm

    Board's on freeze, sir.

  • whatisabaggins55
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 5:25pm

    I remember one time in high school where the teacher was trying to get the overhead projector to work for about ten minutes. She rebooted the computer twice, checked the connections in the back of the tower, put fresh batteries in the remote - all for nothing.

    Finally I looked up at the projector itself. Turns out she had forgotten to slide across the lens protector panel; the thing had been on the whole time, she just forgot the lens cap was on.

  • Predmid
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 11:00am

    And work skype/zoom/e-meetings.

  • SuggestiveMaterial
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 5:33pm

    And some work presentations.

  • TheMamid
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 7:08pm

    I'm interning at a television news show and this still happens.

    Giving multimedia presentations is literally their job!

  • Pursied46
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 7:45pm

    I had a lecture once and the professor didnt notice for about 20 minutes, a lecture hall of at least a 100 students and not one person told him.

COMMENTS

  • Louisthau
    133 points Jun 21,2019, 10:10am

    I am working in a very famous international business bank as an audiovisual tech support, and trust me : This is this too.

    2 days ago I get called in the middle of the afternoon because they have a problem. Fair enough. I get in the meeting room ; 10 people age 30 to 50 all in business suits, with laptops, discussing stuff way above my pay grade. One looks at me and says "The TV is not working". I nod, walk to the TV, turn the TV on by pressing the power button on the side, walk back to the door. The guy who called me asked what was wrong.

    Silence in the room : "The TV was off sir. Haveagooddaybyesir."

    Let's just say there was a few snickering contained laughs heard around the room as I close the door.

  • DrunkThrowsMcBrady
    15 points Jun 21,2019, 11:50am

    And work

  • RedTauren
    11 points Jun 21,2019, 11:37am
  • Kawaii_loRen
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 1:18pm

    Grad school, too.

  • TouchMyTerryfold
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 5:00pm

    Board's on freeze, sir.

  • whatisabaggins55
    3 points Jun 21,2019, 5:25pm

    I remember one time in high school where the teacher was trying to get the overhead projector to work for about ten minutes. She rebooted the computer twice, checked the connections in the back of the tower, put fresh batteries in the remote - all for nothing.

    Finally I looked up at the projector itself. Turns out she had forgotten to slide across the lens protector panel; the thing had been on the whole time, she just forgot the lens cap was on.

  • Predmid
    4 points Jun 21,2019, 11:00am

    And work skype/zoom/e-meetings.

  • SuggestiveMaterial
    2 points Jun 21,2019, 5:33pm

    And some work presentations.

  • TheMamid
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 7:08pm

    I'm interning at a television news show and this still happens.

    Giving multimedia presentations is literally their job!

  • Pursied46
    1 points Jun 21,2019, 7:45pm

    I had a lecture once and the professor didnt notice for about 20 minutes, a lecture hall of at least a 100 students and not one person told him.