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The gang is going to be vicious

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I made this post, which is not a repost.

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  • Denmen707
    23 points Jul 20,2018, 8:06am

    What is with the warm tv?

  • dammitIgiveup
    19 points Jul 20,2018, 6:37am

    When I was in high school I was really afraid about being judged, so whenever I was asked something about my personal life I would respond with as much vague language as possible, and sometimes just "don't worry about it".

    Instead of being quirky and funny it just made me a pain in the ass to be around.

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  • Denmen707
    23 points Jul 20,2018, 8:06am

    What is with the warm tv?

  • dammitIgiveup
    19 points Jul 20,2018, 6:37am

    When I was in high school I was really afraid about being judged, so whenever I was asked something about my personal life I would respond with as much vague language as possible, and sometimes just "don't worry about it".

    Instead of being quirky and funny it just made me a pain in the ass to be around.

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A SoCal Christmas

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  • wolfbeet
    21 points Jul 20,2018, 3:59am

    Or Australia.

  • rubberchickenzilla
    13 points Jul 20,2018, 7:04am

    This is yet another karma bot post. There's so many of them. Like so many.

    Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/7ljlbe/a_socal_christmas

  • yghdwkryhgkhy
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 3:55am

    Palm fronds are green so there

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  • wolfbeet
    21 points Jul 20,2018, 3:59am

    Or Australia.

  • rubberchickenzilla
    13 points Jul 20,2018, 7:04am

    This is yet another karma bot post. There's so many of them. Like so many.

    Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/7ljlbe/a_socal_christmas

  • yghdwkryhgkhy
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 3:55am

    Palm fronds are green so there

  • off-and-on
    2 points Jul 20,2018, 7:30am

    But snow is white?

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Ancient Greece Fuckboys

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  • AxolotlsAreDangerous
    6 points Jul 20,2018, 4:25pm

    Wasn’t that a Chinese thing

  • Leinad7957
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 6:05pm

    Wasn't that an Agatean Empire thing?

  • Mephistopholees
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 6:34pm

    Wasn’t that a West Philadelphia thing?

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  • AxolotlsAreDangerous
    6 points Jul 20,2018, 4:25pm

    Wasn’t that a Chinese thing

  • Leinad7957
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 6:05pm

    Wasn't that an Agatean Empire thing?

  • Mephistopholees
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 6:34pm

    Wasn’t that a West Philadelphia thing?

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Japanese millennials from the Shogunate

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  • DeleteriousEuphuism
    58 points Jul 20,2018, 10:49am

    Modern Japan, small brain: love hotels

    Edo period Japan, galaxy brain: assisted suicide hotels

  • TheLawOfCole
    49 points Jul 20,2018, 11:42am

    Samurai Chalmers! Welcome! May I interest you in some steamed yams?

  • Vox-Triarii
    28 points Jul 20,2018, 1:41pm

    In the Sakhalin dialect of Ainu, a language isolate in Japan, the word hu̟reka means to dye red. However, the word hureka, which can easily be unheard/misspoken means to masturbate until unconscious. The agglutinated word inukurihu̟reka was used to refer to, "stubborn" dyes that didn't work very well. However, inukurihureka would translate to, "struggling to masturbate so much that you become unconscious."

  • ZizDidNothingWrong
    6 points Jul 20,2018, 4:55pm

    I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable murder.

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  • DeleteriousEuphuism
    58 points Jul 20,2018, 10:49am

    Modern Japan, small brain: love hotels

    Edo period Japan, galaxy brain: assisted suicide hotels

  • TheLawOfCole
    49 points Jul 20,2018, 11:42am

    Samurai Chalmers! Welcome! May I interest you in some steamed yams?

  • Vox-Triarii
    28 points Jul 20,2018, 1:41pm

    In the Sakhalin dialect of Ainu, a language isolate in Japan, the word hu̟reka means to dye red. However, the word hureka, which can easily be unheard/misspoken means to masturbate until unconscious. The agglutinated word inukurihu̟reka was used to refer to, "stubborn" dyes that didn't work very well. However, inukurihureka would translate to, "struggling to masturbate so much that you become unconscious."

  • DalkerKD
    7 points Jul 20,2018, 11:08am

    when it said yams i thought it was gonna be a rezero reference

  • ZizDidNothingWrong
    6 points Jul 20,2018, 4:55pm

    I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable murder.

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An uncalled for superpower.

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  • AxolotlsAreDangerous
    14 points Jul 20,2018, 5:45pm

    Once you’re aware of how your tongue is sitting in your mouth it gets a bit annoying.

  • Exploding_Antelope
    5 points Jul 20,2018, 7:39pm

    Does this include growth and falling off? Because that'd be cool. Perfect hairstyle or beard for any occasion on the spot.

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  • AxolotlsAreDangerous
    14 points Jul 20,2018, 5:45pm

    Once you’re aware of how your tongue is sitting in your mouth it gets a bit annoying.

  • Exploding_Antelope
    5 points Jul 20,2018, 7:39pm

    Does this include growth and falling off? Because that'd be cool. Perfect hairstyle or beard for any occasion on the spot.

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Da Rules were made to be broken

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  • MarioThePumer
    15 points Jul 20,2018, 7:17pm

    you want Jesus to die?

    Got some bad news Wanda

  • Fledbeast578
    2 points Jul 20,2018, 8:36pm

    I fail to see how killing Jesus, again would make every day easier

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  • MarioThePumer
    15 points Jul 20,2018, 7:17pm

    you want Jesus to die?

    Got some bad news Wanda

  • Fledbeast578
    2 points Jul 20,2018, 8:36pm

    I fail to see how killing Jesus, again would make every day easier

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He'll get better with training

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  • MarioThePumer
    15 points Jul 20,2018, 3:55pm

    ugh this is just like when I go to church but instead of having a statue of Jesus it’s a statue of Colonel Sanders holding a KFC bucket and staring into my soul with empty hollow eyes like sure it’s an understandable mistake but please just try to get it right

  • Marted
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 4:45pm

    Technically there's fire inside the train.

  • Pampuz
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 6:15pm

    I'm honestly amazed by the post title

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  • MarioThePumer
    15 points Jul 20,2018, 3:55pm

    ugh this is just like when I go to church but instead of having a statue of Jesus it’s a statue of Colonel Sanders holding a KFC bucket and staring into my soul with empty hollow eyes like sure it’s an understandable mistake but please just try to get it right

  • Marted
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 4:45pm

    Technically there's fire inside the train.

  • Pampuz
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 6:15pm

    I'm honestly amazed by the post title

  • Kindlegarten
    2 points Jul 20,2018, 3:47pm

    Just another Doctor Who scene that didn't make the edit.

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I'm a believer

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  • catinthexmastree
    7 points Jul 20,2018, 5:21pm

    Now Imma believe her

  • Magic-Staff
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 3:19pm

    *math flying around my head*

  • quintessential_fupa
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 3:37pm

    help me i'm stuck in a loop!

  • LupinThe8th
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 7:26pm

    My friend demanded I stop singing Wonderwall.

    I said maybe...

  • Binsky89
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 7:45pm

    Is it already time for the weekly repost? How time flies.

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  • catinthexmastree
    7 points Jul 20,2018, 5:21pm

    Now Imma believe her

  • Magic-Staff
    3 points Jul 20,2018, 3:19pm

    *math flying around my head*

  • quintessential_fupa
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 3:37pm

    help me i'm stuck in a loop!

  • Fionelv
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 6:26pm

    This made ma happy.

  • LupinThe8th
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 7:26pm

    My friend demanded I stop singing Wonderwall.

    I said maybe...

  • Binsky89
    1 points Jul 20,2018, 7:45pm

    Is it already time for the weekly repost? How time flies.

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It's different when it mattwrs

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  • Call_me_Cassius
    35 points Jul 20,2018, 2:03pm

    *matters

    I'll die now

  • DizzleMizzles
    23 points Jul 20,2018, 2:38pm

    Bitch disgusting

  • GoodCatWarriorName
    8 points Jul 20,2018, 6:54pm

    This is why the world needs aunts. To help you sneak out to meet your boyfriend, and while you're out, burn those horrible cowboy boots.

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  • Call_me_Cassius
    35 points Jul 20,2018, 2:03pm

    *matters

    I'll die now

  • DizzleMizzles
    23 points Jul 20,2018, 2:38pm

    Bitch disgusting

  • GoodCatWarriorName
    8 points Jul 20,2018, 6:54pm

    This is why the world needs aunts. To help you sneak out to meet your boyfriend, and while you're out, burn those horrible cowboy boots.

  • MarryYouRightBack
    7 points Jul 20,2018, 3:41pm

    My mom is kind of the opposite tbh.