Human sucks each other dicks like gogurt.
This is such a great description of us I love it
A lawful neutral elder being wrote this.
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I love this post, whenever I’m real sad I can read this and immediately restore my faith in humanity
Who thinks pickles are treats?
Repost, but I love it
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
Teach me how
Did Arthur Fleck write this post?
Hahaha, that's a good one!
It would still be a pretty good idea though. What if you spill food while you were working on something important. I vote yes.
Isn't that feature called plugging out the keyboard? ( - and because I'm aware of the smartass quota on this page disconnecting if you have a wireless one.)
There's programs for this. Downloaded one to avoid accidental key presses while using touchscreen laptop.
Ever tried locking the computer? The worst that'll happen is a bunch of gibberish in the password prompt, maybe audio will start/stop if you use media keys.
r/sysadmin and r/homelab want to know your location
I read the title as “doot compute”
Is the the title "Do Not" typo or a "Doot" typo?
This is called "Unplugging the keyboard"
Unless you're one of those fuckin weirdos who uses a laptop.
People ain't schutting down their pcs when done? Just sleep mode? No wonder people buy new ones so frequently. Dang.
Me playing fire emblem and running my defence tanks into seven mages
I just started Skyrim for the very first time today and literally this. I tried to jump into a fire because I couldn't figure out what to do. I need a controllable character, this weird first person thing is unacceptable for me. I'm going to try again but I'm already frustrated.
Never. After like two tries I just google the quest.
Duuuude I hurt just thinking about the GC game, Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy. Love it but DAMN if Tut's puzzles weren't just me screaming incoherently for half an hour until I devolved to setting him on fire and walking away. Let the bastard suffer for falling in the water every 3 seconds when I'm trying to deliver electricity to the mechanism.
“Aight imma head out”
Oh god yes, 1000 times yes.
Me attempting to break mach 1 in war thunder but the damn game tells me to return to battlefield so I fling myself into the air strip.
Well I have a thing for dark souls style games so I end up cycling through weapons until I find the piece of shit it's vulnerable too(usually it's a circle I was just missing something).
I think the worst part is when it WORKS
where does the salt and pepper come out of
My two last braincells, and a third braincell (spoon)
They're hiding from the Chinese government.
Pooh looks like he’s eyeing the paparazzi who’s taking phots of Christopher Robin and pleading with them to have humanity and stop.
I laughed way too hard at this
Gourmet spoon rest. My favorite meal
Mmm...gourmet spoon rests
This is one that I’ve actually heard before. Shame on you, Jeff. This one is not by you.
im tenpted to send this to my dad whose a lawyer but idk how hell respond
did he delete his Tumblr?
This is the kind of boomer humour that y'all will accept, huh?
Can someone explain the joke? My friend doesn't get it.
If they had these so called healthy developmental experiences, then why are they on Tumblr????
It’s unfortunate that this person didn’t experience the true bliss of my immortal
Why would you put fanfiction on Tumblr. It's a rubbish place to post it, if you do you can't ever find it again and ao3 exists.
In all seriousness, pornography is dehumanizing and harmful to the way people view sexuality. We shouldn't treat the victims of pornography, the consumers of it included, as anything less than people. Still, we should eliminate it from our society. Literal children are unwillingly stumbling upon pornography in media, especially the internet. Many people are being abused and neglected for the profit of porn companies.
Pretty much all the weird fanfiction I read was on this weird site that I can't remember the name of. I think it started with a Q.
r/whiskey does not approve
I actually do like the taste, but then again I also like to drink sparkling water, so my opinion probably isn't valid.
I love drinking but I don't think there's a single alcoholic drink I'd enjoy if it didn't get me drunk.
I definitely went through the mindset of thinking drinks were gross before liking them. It's the same concept as coffee I think, most people don't like the taste at first but then it grows on them.
There was a documentary about this. Apparently some people have a gene that makes alcohol taste good and the effects of alcohol on them are the more pleasant ones, like the buzz and the high, and it takes a lot more for them to get to the bad stuff, like the puking and the headaches. Those who don't have that gene do not enjoy the taste of alcohol and get the unpleasant symptoms a lot faster. On the bright side, we're also a lot less likely to become alcoholics.
I was about to come in here and shit talk everyone's liquor tastes and then remembered I love absinthe and therefore have absolutely no legs to stand on
This goes in the "I've only ever had vodka drinks and think getting blackout drunk is cool" starter pack.
wine lovers enter chat
Tequila is delicious, fight me.
It’s literally decaying food
People who think like this are the worst. YOU don't like it, that doesn't mean nobody does. Cunt.
The fumes are the worst part, I find breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth while drinking helps the awfulness significantly.
I sip it because it's too gross to drink more than a mouthful at a time
Everything I drink needs to hurt a little for me to enjoy it.
I like my water cold as it can get without freezing, I like my tea hot as I can stand, I like my coffee bitter and my soda carbonated. Sipping literal poison was always just the next logical step.
You really wanna drift through the world barely noticing it? Gimme mezcal with that spicy shit on the rim so I know I'm alive.
If you're not slamming the whole thing and choking on the fumes what are you even doing?
sorry but a big gulp of wine is disgusting
Really depends on what it is.
I didn't buy a bottle of fireball just to chug it.
Someone’s never had an Alabama Slammer
Wine is acceptable though, but that's pretty much just spiked grape juice
Convinced I like dirty martinis because I just love olives
These are the opinions of someone who can't afford the good stuff.
No judgment, I felt the exact same way. But it turns out that tequila actually can taste good when it doesn't cost 15 dollars a bottle
"I like to appreciate the flavour"
"Mate, this vodka was 3.99 per bottle."
I thought the same for a long time but goddamn, makers mark is smooth.
It's kinda hilarious how everyone loves to (justifiably) shit on sparkling water but then when someone talks bad about booze the alcoholics come out in full force
I never understood why you'd want to get drunk anyway. It just sounds awful. Not getting to really understand your decisions, and maybe not remembering you made them in the first place? Why is that popular?
Imagine talking shit about someone for enjoying something they like
Fun fact: Mao (猫) in chinese mean "cat", althought it's not the same character as the Great Helmsman, which is 毛 (observe that is the root for the cat character)
That character means "fur" instead
That's great till you get to exam and all you can think of writing down is "meow".
That is a very cute cat
Getting a cat to meow in response to every question is actually rather impressive. Usually they just silently stare at you with that blank it's-like-you-just-asked-me-to-give-you-a-ride-to-the-airport look.
Tutant menage neetle teetles
Ooh, we can do this!
Repost, found the Chinese robot
Conservative estimates place the death toll of Mao’s “Great Leap Forward” at around twenty million souls.
Good title op
Get someone who looks at you like the cat looks at the guy in the first picture
Great guardian who guards the gates of the other realms! Please discontinue your gatekeeping and let us pass!
That guy wot gone painted them melty clocks.
everyone gangsta till the clocks start floppin
Who's Salvador Dali?
If I had a nickle for everytime this was reposted I woulf be rich
How many people recall him from the mask of La Casa del Papel, still?
If you went to school for “Art” and you think that a popular artist is a gatekeeper, then you might of wasted your money and time.
i know salvador dali ive seen looney tunes
We all took 5th grade art gerald
I want this watch
Unless you read the time by looking at the angle of the hands, this watch is useless.
Band gang forever!
This is so old
The Dali museum in Tampa Bay is worth a visit!
"your mit is a piece art... If its Salvador Dali's melted clocks, but instead of melted clocks it's brown fruit bowls with pink ice cream"
Ngl thought this was VanGogh's ear
r/gatekeeping. Also, that’s a really cool watch.
20 bucks says he rocks the moustache saying the same shit
I thought it was supposed to be a skull at first.
But I do also know Dali.
I get it but it annoys me still
The watch isn't even good it looks like shit just like his art did
Ok, literally not everyone knows who Salvador Dali is.
I thought he was a guy with a funny mustache. Turns out he also built funny phones. My point is, who really knows a guy like that? He probably didn't even know himself.
How the fuck are you supposed to tell time whet it gets to the melted part
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