I'm sorry, WHAT kind of shop??
They sell smoke?
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I love the idea of “what if olden timey but MORE” but I really dislike what steampunk became. No one was wearing brown corsets in the open! You’re in your underwear, and it’s unfashionable underwear at that! Goggles AND a top hat? Are you at a dinner party or in the underbelly of a factory? Pick an aesthetic, why are you mixing them like this?
Hey u/RobertBumaro come look at this
And here I thought it was just goths discovered sci-fi.
Just glue some gears on it.....
Except chocolate. Apparently just like a regular Hershey's milk chocolate bar is basically raw cocoa to Brits.
I mean, they know that's what happened, that's the foundation of the joke.
Mom says it's my turn to post this
stop making capitalism sound fun
Not all capes wear heroes
What if I c*nsor non-swears?
What if I don’t censor the fucking swears?
If it's censored, how do you know it's a swear?
Best fucking post on this sub
if your r/tumblr post has censored ****** it's bad and i'm downvoting it
Here's a thought: Who cares? They're just words, and you don't even need to see them to know what's going on in the post.
Ok but what if I write [REDACTED]
Well **** you you ****ing wet blanket
What if I want to fuck*g swear you *hor
Ok but what if I censor it and then write the swear on top of the censor
Ducks are the one universal constant
Wow. What the duck?
Hasn't anyone considered the ducks?
"The duck sees only bread." -Octopus Pie
well to be a party pooper, the ducks might not feel terrified but the change is actually terrifying for all migrating birds. if a building suddenly appeared in the way of their migration route they've been using for a very long time like decades or centuries, it gets wired into their biological compass thing and they just try to fly through buildings which actually causes a significant amount of bird injuries and deaths.
Holden Caulfield screams in the distance.
Can someone get the turtle xkcd? I’m on mobile
This is literally the only context in which that quote is applicable
The human experience is finite compared to the infinity of ducks
We need to talk about the ducks
"Massive Continuity" is a great album title
Fuck yeah man! We are everywhere!
regarding the title please don’t feed ducks bread, there’s no nutrients but they’ll be full so they’ll have no nutrients and get sick. i’m also pretty sure it gives them digestion problems.
the ducks near my house like vegetables and cooked rice, not sure about uncooked though.
One feels like a duck in all of this wet
I mean literally, I'm allergic to those beautiful fuckers.
Except there are rhododendron forests where they’re all trees?
They have to deal with some heavy anime drama every year
My grandmas garden has one about this size! It doesn't bloom quite like this because its a native species and the branches are much more sparse. But it goes all the way up to the second story deck and blooms close enough to the railing for me to cut flowers and make a local inspired bouquet!
Lobotomy corporation intensifies
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We have a lot of those in the Seattle area, I have seen some fucking massive ones. The main thing is they can grow to be very large fairly quickly but most people don't want to trim them so they get hacked down to the stubs every few years and grow back really quickly. my neighbors growing up had a ton of them growing on their side of the fence and they were massive! not this big, but they would have been even larger had they not been trimmed a lot. The trimming on this thing must be constant to keep the base of it like that.
Fantasy came into reality and I don't want it
The amount of bees....
soon it will consume the house
You should be
This is horrifying when thinking about how he has no eyelids.
I can't tell if his eyes just flip flop in their sockets or if he just turned and his arms are still in the same position.
This show was my childhood
Why did left appear on the right?
I swear I can hear "Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc!!"
Trudeau and friends
This makes me feel so physically disturbed that I want to remove my brain and throw it away just to stop thinking.
If anyone is wondering, he is facing the right of the screen. You can tell because the front of his face is straight while the back of his head is curved due to his neck
I just started watching this show with my seven year old, 1 episode per night.
I swear I enjoy it more than he does.
I would LOVE a Rick & Morty/Phineas & Ferb cross-over!
Anyone concerned about his mother's vagina??? Imagine giving birth to that thing
some girl named gold: 😳
making fun of the easy shapes used to make the cartoon, while this show preceded shows with a much greater artistic effort and only changed to save on budget. "gold in every way" - some cuck
Its like the jotaro hat dylema
Masochist, I know it's in your name and all but seriously, don't subject others to the suffering you enjoy. We don't want this cursed knowledge, or the answers you so desire.
I like to think she was fully expecting a human baby but the furby grew inside her like some parasite
She fucked longer furby
Ah yes. The three genders.
Til: furby = fur baby
The third gender
... Oh my god is furby just "fur-baby" abbreviated?
I feel like we’re ignoring something important here; the implication that furbies are neither male nor female, but rather something else entirely. Something beyond human comprehension. Something that, perhaps, we should fear.
Dang that furby is the first furry to frick in the suit.
no. i will not imagine that, thank you.
Holly shit yes, I love that guy
Eyyy I had a furby baby when I was a kid ! Had it's own baby bottle an everything. So weird
This is super tangential but-
I once had an absolute nightmare of a coworker, Raymond. He was gross and rude and generally awful (example: our conflict averse owning partner asked him to fire an associate attorney. He fired the guy and then told the newly fired fellow how all the stress of firing was giving Raymond terrible diarrhea cramps)
This was around when Siri was fairly new and he heard other people using Siri and somehow got the impression that he could improve Siri by talking in a more conversational way. Like, instead of “hey Siri what time is it in Los Angeles” he’d say “hey Siri would you please tell me the time at my friend’s house in Los Angeles” and then get all flummoxed when she couldn’t answer.
We were all on a business trip in a different city and he started trying his conversational Siri training to get directions to a place none of us had ever been to before.
And that’s how I snapped. goddamnit Raymond it’s not a fucking furby just ask for the directions.
No, the furby fucked her
The driver is ripped because his job is actually pulling the bus, he's just on lunch break
There's no floor, he's just hanging on to the steering wheel.
The driver ęłøñgätëd the bus himself
That's the Knight bus. Ernie isn't that ripped though
his legs go all the way through the floor, hes running
Why not both, just have a city block on wheels
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