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Cute humans

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COMMENTS

  • kagakujinjya
    48 points Oct 13,2019, 3:02pm

    Human sucks each other dicks like gogurt.

  • Reddit-On-Toast
    9 points Oct 13,2019, 5:22pm

    This is such a great description of us I love it

  • YigFatherOfSerpents
    8 points Oct 13,2019, 4:52pm

    A lawful neutral elder being wrote this.

  • edgyteen1234
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:43pm

    I love this post, whenever I’m real sad I can read this and immediately restore my faith in humanity

  • pumpkazin
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:32pm

    Who thinks pickles are treats?

COMMENTS

  • kagakujinjya
    48 points Oct 13,2019, 3:02pm

    Human sucks each other dicks like gogurt.

  • Reddit-On-Toast
    9 points Oct 13,2019, 5:22pm

    This is such a great description of us I love it

  • YigFatherOfSerpents
    8 points Oct 13,2019, 4:52pm

    A lawful neutral elder being wrote this.

  • yoursupremeleaderr
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:18pm

    Repost, but I love it

  • edgyteen1234
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:43pm

    I love this post, whenever I’m real sad I can read this and immediately restore my faith in humanity

  • pumpkazin
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:32pm

    Who thinks pickles are treats?

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Good news

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COMMENTS

  • DoodsieDoot
    13 points Oct 13,2019, 3:07pm

    I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

  • RoyTheIdiot
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:03pm
  • twentyonemoons
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:19pm

    Teach me how

  • gcemoreno
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 7:43pm

    Did Arthur Fleck write this post?

COMMENTS

  • DoodsieDoot
    13 points Oct 13,2019, 3:07pm

    I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

  • RoyTheIdiot
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:03pm
  • twentyonemoons
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:19pm

    Teach me how

  • Atomickid258
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:37pm

    Hahaha, that's a good one!

  • gcemoreno
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 7:43pm

    Did Arthur Fleck write this post?

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Do ot compute

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COMMENTS

  • NoraKyle
    126 points Oct 13,2019, 6:08am

    It would still be a pretty good idea though. What if you spill food while you were working on something important. I vote yes.

  • OddExtension
    37 points Oct 13,2019, 9:21am

    Isn't that feature called plugging out the keyboard? ( - and because I'm aware of the smartass quota on this page disconnecting if you have a wireless one.)

  • alex-the-hero
    10 points Oct 13,2019, 6:42am

    There's programs for this. Downloaded one to avoid accidental key presses while using touchscreen laptop.

  • AFakeman
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 11:28am

    Ever tried locking the computer? The worst that'll happen is a bunch of gibberish in the password prompt, maybe audio will start/stop if you use media keys.

  • xmgutier
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 1:57pm

    r/sysadmin and r/homelab want to know your location

  • rants-rights
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 1:37pm
  • L1GHTBR1NGER-THEHOLY
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 3:07pm

    I read the title as “doot compute”

  • WithOrgasmicFury
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 2:16pm

    Is the the title "Do Not" typo or a "Doot" typo?

  • Bobboy5
    -1 points Oct 13,2019, 11:22am

    This is called "Unplugging the keyboard"

    Unless you're one of those fuckin weirdos who uses a laptop.

  • judah-rey
    0 points Oct 13,2019, 3:21pm

    Repost

COMMENTS

  • NoraKyle
    126 points Oct 13,2019, 6:08am

    It would still be a pretty good idea though. What if you spill food while you were working on something important. I vote yes.

  • OddExtension
    37 points Oct 13,2019, 9:21am

    Isn't that feature called plugging out the keyboard? ( - and because I'm aware of the smartass quota on this page disconnecting if you have a wireless one.)

  • alex-the-hero
    10 points Oct 13,2019, 6:42am

    There's programs for this. Downloaded one to avoid accidental key presses while using touchscreen laptop.

  • Yoris95
    8 points Oct 13,2019, 1:33pm

    People ain't schutting down their pcs when done? Just sleep mode? No wonder people buy new ones so frequently. Dang.

  • AFakeman
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 11:28am

    Ever tried locking the computer? The worst that'll happen is a bunch of gibberish in the password prompt, maybe audio will start/stop if you use media keys.

  • xmgutier
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 1:57pm

    r/sysadmin and r/homelab want to know your location

  • rants-rights
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 1:37pm
  • L1GHTBR1NGER-THEHOLY
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 3:07pm

    I read the title as “doot compute”

  • WithOrgasmicFury
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 2:16pm

    Is the the title "Do Not" typo or a "Doot" typo?

  • Bobboy5
    -1 points Oct 13,2019, 11:22am

    This is called "Unplugging the keyboard"

    Unless you're one of those fuckin weirdos who uses a laptop.

  • judah-rey
    0 points Oct 13,2019, 3:21pm

    Repost

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Frustration

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COMMENTS

  • NekoneRin
    47 points Oct 13,2019, 1:57pm

    Me playing fire emblem and running my defence tanks into seven mages

  • starflashfairy
    13 points Oct 13,2019, 3:23pm

    I just started Skyrim for the very first time today and literally this. I tried to jump into a fire because I couldn't figure out what to do. I need a controllable character, this weird first person thing is unacceptable for me. I'm going to try again but I'm already frustrated.

  • Vievin
    25 points Oct 13,2019, 2:40pm

    Never. After like two tries I just google the quest.

  • DaymareImbrium
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 3:08pm

    Duuuude I hurt just thinking about the GC game, Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy. Love it but DAMN if Tut's puzzles weren't just me screaming incoherently for half an hour until I devolved to setting him on fire and walking away. Let the bastard suffer for falling in the water every 3 seconds when I'm trying to deliver electricity to the mechanism.

  • SignalWeakening
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 8:12pm

    “Aight imma head out”

    Commits suicide

  • SuperSainSanic18
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 4:31pm

    Oh god yes, 1000 times yes.

  • Sush-E
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 5:40pm

    Me attempting to break mach 1 in war thunder but the damn game tells me to return to battlefield so I fling myself into the air strip.

  • Fr33_Lax
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:20pm

    Well I have a thing for dark souls style games so I end up cycling through weapons until I find the piece of shit it's vulnerable too(usually it's a circle I was just missing something).

COMMENTS

  • NekoneRin
    47 points Oct 13,2019, 1:57pm

    Me playing fire emblem and running my defence tanks into seven mages

  • starflashfairy
    13 points Oct 13,2019, 3:23pm

    I just started Skyrim for the very first time today and literally this. I tried to jump into a fire because I couldn't figure out what to do. I need a controllable character, this weird first person thing is unacceptable for me. I'm going to try again but I'm already frustrated.

  • Vievin
    25 points Oct 13,2019, 2:40pm

    Never. After like two tries I just google the quest.

  • ralph458
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 8:14pm

    I think the worst part is when it WORKS

  • DaymareImbrium
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 3:08pm

    Duuuude I hurt just thinking about the GC game, Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy. Love it but DAMN if Tut's puzzles weren't just me screaming incoherently for half an hour until I devolved to setting him on fire and walking away. Let the bastard suffer for falling in the water every 3 seconds when I'm trying to deliver electricity to the mechanism.

  • SignalWeakening
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 8:12pm

    “Aight imma head out”

    Commits suicide

  • SuperSainSanic18
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 4:31pm

    Oh god yes, 1000 times yes.

  • Sush-E
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 5:40pm

    Me attempting to break mach 1 in war thunder but the damn game tells me to return to battlefield so I fling myself into the air strip.

  • Fr33_Lax
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:20pm

    Well I have a thing for dark souls style games so I end up cycling through weapons until I find the piece of shit it's vulnerable too(usually it's a circle I was just missing something).

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Oh bother

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COMMENTS

  • Iykury
    49 points Oct 13,2019, 1:16pm

    uh

    where does the salt and pepper come out of

  • Swoocerini
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 4:57pm

    My two last braincells, and a third braincell (spoon)

  • S1lv3rw1nd
    16 points Oct 13,2019, 1:36pm

    They're hiding from the Chinese government.

  • slushypandaboobslive
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 5:17pm

    Pooh looks like he’s eyeing the paparazzi who’s taking phots of Christopher Robin and pleading with them to have humanity and stop.

  • yoursupremeleaderr
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:07pm
  • lokechild
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 5:10pm

    I laughed way too hard at this

  • PancakeFace97
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 7:13pm

    Gourmet spoon rest. My favorite meal

COMMENTS

  • Iykury
    49 points Oct 13,2019, 1:16pm

    uh

    where does the salt and pepper come out of

  • Swoocerini
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 4:57pm

    My two last braincells, and a third braincell (spoon)

  • S1lv3rw1nd
    16 points Oct 13,2019, 1:36pm

    They're hiding from the Chinese government.

  • jhhhk
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 3:22pm

    Mmm...gourmet spoon rests

  • slushypandaboobslive
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 5:17pm

    Pooh looks like he’s eyeing the paparazzi who’s taking phots of Christopher Robin and pleading with them to have humanity and stop.

  • yoursupremeleaderr
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:07pm
  • lokechild
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 5:10pm

    I laughed way too hard at this

  • PancakeFace97
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 7:13pm

    Gourmet spoon rest. My favorite meal

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A witty title

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COMMENTS

  • pbwarren2001
    394 points Oct 12,2019, 2:48pm

    This is one that I’ve actually heard before. Shame on you, Jeff. This one is not by you.

  • Idk_a_good_user
    132 points Oct 12,2019, 4:27pm

    im tenpted to send this to my dad whose a lawyer but idk how hell respond

  • Thecakeisalie25
    29 points Oct 12,2019, 4:49pm

    did he delete his Tumblr?

  • Kiwilolo
    -7 points Oct 12,2019, 7:05pm

    This is the kind of boomer humour that y'all will accept, huh?

  • deleted
    -91 points Oct 12,2019, 5:23pm

    [deleted]

COMMENTS

  • pbwarren2001
    394 points Oct 12,2019, 2:48pm

    This is one that I’ve actually heard before. Shame on you, Jeff. This one is not by you.

  • Idk_a_good_user
    132 points Oct 12,2019, 4:27pm

    im tenpted to send this to my dad whose a lawyer but idk how hell respond

  • Thecakeisalie25
    29 points Oct 12,2019, 4:49pm

    did he delete his Tumblr?

  • Salem_Bitch_Trials
    27 points Oct 12,2019, 6:41pm

    Can someone explain the joke? My friend doesn't get it.

  • Kiwilolo
    -7 points Oct 12,2019, 7:05pm

    This is the kind of boomer humour that y'all will accept, huh?

  • deleted
    -91 points Oct 12,2019, 5:23pm

    [deleted]

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"Healthy Developmental Experiences"

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COMMENTS

  • scienceisanart
    53 points Oct 11,2019, 12:14pm

    If they had these so called healthy developmental experiences, then why are they on Tumblr????

  • slushypandaboobslive
    34 points Oct 11,2019, 11:53am

    It’s unfortunate that this person didn’t experience the true bliss of my immortal

  • Irishkickoff
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 6:26pm

    Why would you put fanfiction on Tumblr. It's a rubbish place to post it, if you do you can't ever find it again and ao3 exists.

  • Tiwazdom
    -50 points Oct 11,2019, 1:26pm

    In all seriousness, pornography is dehumanizing and harmful to the way people view sexuality. We shouldn't treat the victims of pornography, the consumers of it included, as anything less than people. Still, we should eliminate it from our society. Literal children are unwillingly stumbling upon pornography in media, especially the internet. Many people are being abused and neglected for the profit of porn companies.

COMMENTS

  • scienceisanart
    53 points Oct 11,2019, 12:14pm

    If they had these so called healthy developmental experiences, then why are they on Tumblr????

  • slushypandaboobslive
    34 points Oct 11,2019, 11:53am

    It’s unfortunate that this person didn’t experience the true bliss of my immortal

  • Irishkickoff
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 6:26pm

    Why would you put fanfiction on Tumblr. It's a rubbish place to post it, if you do you can't ever find it again and ao3 exists.

  • LgbYEET
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:37pm

    Pretty much all the weird fanfiction I read was on this weird site that I can't remember the name of. I think it started with a Q.

  • Tiwazdom
    -50 points Oct 11,2019, 1:26pm

    In all seriousness, pornography is dehumanizing and harmful to the way people view sexuality. We shouldn't treat the victims of pornography, the consumers of it included, as anything less than people. Still, we should eliminate it from our society. Literal children are unwillingly stumbling upon pornography in media, especially the internet. Many people are being abused and neglected for the profit of porn companies.

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Alcohol

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COMMENTS

  • Vexitar
    108 points Oct 11,2019, 8:40am

    r/whiskey does not approve

  • JimmityRaynor
    78 points Oct 11,2019, 10:31am

    I actually do like the taste, but then again I also like to drink sparkling water, so my opinion probably isn't valid.

  • AutumnWisp
    42 points Oct 11,2019, 10:16am

    I love drinking but I don't think there's a single alcoholic drink I'd enjoy if it didn't get me drunk.

  • Galactic_Nerd
    15 points Oct 11,2019, 10:35am

    I definitely went through the mindset of thinking drinks were gross before liking them. It's the same concept as coffee I think, most people don't like the taste at first but then it grows on them.

  • maenadery
    7 points Oct 11,2019, 1:46pm

    There was a documentary about this. Apparently some people have a gene that makes alcohol taste good and the effects of alcohol on them are the more pleasant ones, like the buzz and the high, and it takes a lot more for them to get to the bad stuff, like the puking and the headaches. Those who don't have that gene do not enjoy the taste of alcohol and get the unpleasant symptoms a lot faster. On the bright side, we're also a lot less likely to become alcoholics.

  • itsjustaneyesplice
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 1:35pm

    I was about to come in here and shit talk everyone's liquor tastes and then remembered I love absinthe and therefore have absolutely no legs to stand on

  • GreyInkling
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 1:08pm

    This goes in the "I've only ever had vodka drinks and think getting blackout drunk is cool" starter pack.

  • mrcleanmouthwash
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 4:27pm

    wine lovers enter chat

  • cr4zym4ax10
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 12:49pm

    Tequila is delicious, fight me.

  • SaboteurSupreme
    11 points Oct 11,2019, 8:58am

    It’s literally decaying food

  • EoinIsTheKing
    12 points Oct 11,2019, 10:31am

    People who think like this are the worst. YOU don't like it, that doesn't mean nobody does. Cunt.

  • Fictionland
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:30pm

    The fumes are the worst part, I find breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth while drinking helps the awfulness significantly.

  • xX-El-Jefe-Xx
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 3:04pm

    I sip it because it's too gross to drink more than a mouthful at a time

  • GrinningPariah
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 4:34pm

    Everything I drink needs to hurt a little for me to enjoy it.

    I like my water cold as it can get without freezing, I like my tea hot as I can stand, I like my coffee bitter and my soda carbonated. Sipping literal poison was always just the next logical step.

    You really wanna drift through the world barely noticing it? Gimme mezcal with that spicy shit on the rim so I know I'm alive.

  • off-and-on
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 11:23am

    If you're not slamming the whole thing and choking on the fumes what are you even doing?

  • pipper2000
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:46pm

    sorry but a big gulp of wine is disgusting

  • Spank-Those-Hams
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:07am

    Really depends on what it is.

  • NeallyTeallyReally
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:28am

    I didn't buy a bottle of fireball just to chug it.

  • alephgalactus
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:05pm

    Someone’s never had an Alabama Slammer

  • Giraffeless
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:53pm

    Wine is acceptable though, but that's pretty much just spiked grape juice

  • Trusky86
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 4:10pm

    Convinced I like dirty martinis because I just love olives

  • beetnemesis
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 4:26pm

    These are the opinions of someone who can't afford the good stuff.

    No judgment, I felt the exact same way. But it turns out that tequila actually can taste good when it doesn't cost 15 dollars a bottle

  • AkrinorNoname
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:17pm

    "I like to appreciate the flavour"

    "Mate, this vodka was 3.99 per bottle."

  • Singdancetypethings
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:19pm

    I thought the same for a long time but goddamn, makers mark is smooth.

  • TessHKM
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 1:59pm

    It's kinda hilarious how everyone loves to (justifiably) shit on sparkling water but then when someone talks bad about booze the alcoholics come out in full force

  • rasbunny9537
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:10am
  • Bee_Cereal
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:17pm

    I never understood why you'd want to get drunk anyway. It just sounds awful. Not getting to really understand your decisions, and maybe not remembering you made them in the first place? Why is that popular?

COMMENTS

  • Vexitar
    108 points Oct 11,2019, 8:40am

    r/whiskey does not approve

  • JimmityRaynor
    78 points Oct 11,2019, 10:31am

    I actually do like the taste, but then again I also like to drink sparkling water, so my opinion probably isn't valid.

  • AutumnWisp
    42 points Oct 11,2019, 10:16am

    I love drinking but I don't think there's a single alcoholic drink I'd enjoy if it didn't get me drunk.

  • Riverkid2257
    78 points Oct 11,2019, 7:49am

    Imagine talking shit about someone for enjoying something they like

  • Galactic_Nerd
    15 points Oct 11,2019, 10:35am

    I definitely went through the mindset of thinking drinks were gross before liking them. It's the same concept as coffee I think, most people don't like the taste at first but then it grows on them.

  • maenadery
    7 points Oct 11,2019, 1:46pm

    There was a documentary about this. Apparently some people have a gene that makes alcohol taste good and the effects of alcohol on them are the more pleasant ones, like the buzz and the high, and it takes a lot more for them to get to the bad stuff, like the puking and the headaches. Those who don't have that gene do not enjoy the taste of alcohol and get the unpleasant symptoms a lot faster. On the bright side, we're also a lot less likely to become alcoholics.

  • itsjustaneyesplice
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 1:35pm

    I was about to come in here and shit talk everyone's liquor tastes and then remembered I love absinthe and therefore have absolutely no legs to stand on

  • GreyInkling
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 1:08pm

    This goes in the "I've only ever had vodka drinks and think getting blackout drunk is cool" starter pack.

  • mrcleanmouthwash
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 4:27pm

    wine lovers enter chat

  • cr4zym4ax10
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 12:49pm

    Tequila is delicious, fight me.

  • SaboteurSupreme
    11 points Oct 11,2019, 8:58am

    It’s literally decaying food

  • EoinIsTheKing
    12 points Oct 11,2019, 10:31am

    People who think like this are the worst. YOU don't like it, that doesn't mean nobody does. Cunt.

  • Fictionland
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:30pm

    The fumes are the worst part, I find breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth while drinking helps the awfulness significantly.

  • xX-El-Jefe-Xx
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 3:04pm

    I sip it because it's too gross to drink more than a mouthful at a time

  • GrinningPariah
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 4:34pm

    Everything I drink needs to hurt a little for me to enjoy it.

    I like my water cold as it can get without freezing, I like my tea hot as I can stand, I like my coffee bitter and my soda carbonated. Sipping literal poison was always just the next logical step.

    You really wanna drift through the world barely noticing it? Gimme mezcal with that spicy shit on the rim so I know I'm alive.

  • off-and-on
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 11:23am

    If you're not slamming the whole thing and choking on the fumes what are you even doing?

  • pipper2000
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:46pm

    sorry but a big gulp of wine is disgusting

  • Spank-Those-Hams
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:07am

    Really depends on what it is.

  • NeallyTeallyReally
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:28am

    I didn't buy a bottle of fireball just to chug it.

  • alephgalactus
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:05pm

    Someone’s never had an Alabama Slammer

  • Giraffeless
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:53pm

    Wine is acceptable though, but that's pretty much just spiked grape juice

  • Trusky86
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 4:10pm

    Convinced I like dirty martinis because I just love olives

  • beetnemesis
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 4:26pm

    These are the opinions of someone who can't afford the good stuff.

    No judgment, I felt the exact same way. But it turns out that tequila actually can taste good when it doesn't cost 15 dollars a bottle

  • AkrinorNoname
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:17pm

    "I like to appreciate the flavour"

    "Mate, this vodka was 3.99 per bottle."

  • Singdancetypethings
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:19pm

    I thought the same for a long time but goddamn, makers mark is smooth.

  • TessHKM
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 1:59pm

    It's kinda hilarious how everyone loves to (justifiably) shit on sparkling water but then when someone talks bad about booze the alcoholics come out in full force

  • rasbunny9537
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:10am
  • Bee_Cereal
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:17pm

    I never understood why you'd want to get drunk anyway. It just sounds awful. Not getting to really understand your decisions, and maybe not remembering you made them in the first place? Why is that popular?

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“Who was the founder of the People’s Republic of China?” “Meow.” “Correct!”

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COMMENTS

  • Tsaibatsu
    97 points Oct 11,2019, 9:19am

    Fun fact: Mao (猫) in chinese mean "cat", althought it's not the same character as the Great Helmsman, which is 毛 (observe that is the root for the cat character)

    That character means "fur" instead

  • ParaBDL
    22 points Oct 11,2019, 10:53am

    That's great till you get to exam and all you can think of writing down is "meow".

  • Total-Scrimp
    9 points Oct 11,2019, 11:12am

    That is a very cute cat

  • bayo_sandwich
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 1:22pm

    Getting a cat to meow in response to every question is actually rather impressive. Usually they just silently stare at you with that blank it's-like-you-just-asked-me-to-give-you-a-ride-to-the-airport look.

  • amber_sutt
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:09pm

    Tutant menage neetle teetles

  • RhymesWithMouthful
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:41am

    Ooh, we can do this!

  • doomofdoctors69
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:02pm

    Repost, found the Chinese robot

  • brandonm679
    0 points Oct 11,2019, 12:33pm

    Good title op

COMMENTS

  • Tsaibatsu
    97 points Oct 11,2019, 9:19am

    Fun fact: Mao (猫) in chinese mean "cat", althought it's not the same character as the Great Helmsman, which is 毛 (observe that is the root for the cat character)

    That character means "fur" instead

  • ParaBDL
    22 points Oct 11,2019, 10:53am

    That's great till you get to exam and all you can think of writing down is "meow".

  • Total-Scrimp
    9 points Oct 11,2019, 11:12am

    That is a very cute cat

  • apatheticaerodynamic
    9 points Oct 11,2019, 11:34am

    Get someone who looks at you like the cat looks at the guy in the first picture

  • bayo_sandwich
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 1:22pm

    Getting a cat to meow in response to every question is actually rather impressive. Usually they just silently stare at you with that blank it's-like-you-just-asked-me-to-give-you-a-ride-to-the-airport look.

  • amber_sutt
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:09pm

    Tutant menage neetle teetles

  • RhymesWithMouthful
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:41am

    Ooh, we can do this!

  • doomofdoctors69
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:02pm

    Repost, found the Chinese robot

  • brandonm679
    0 points Oct 11,2019, 12:33pm

    Good title op

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Only art people will get this!!!!

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COMMENTS

  • The_Semiramis
    292 points Oct 11,2019, 9:16am

    Great guardian who guards the gates of the other realms! Please discontinue your gatekeeping and let us pass!

  • Penguin__Farts
    138 points Oct 11,2019, 9:41am

    That guy wot gone painted them melty clocks.

  • TheManwithaNoPlan
    76 points Oct 11,2019, 9:27am

    everyone gangsta till the clocks start floppin

  • AiryGr8
    12 points Oct 11,2019, 11:33am

    Who's Salvador Dali?

  • SuperGlitchyLogan
    26 points Oct 11,2019, 9:20am

    If I had a nickle for everytime this was reposted I woulf be rich

  • FreedomUnicorn23
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 7:27am

    How many people recall him from the mask of La Casa del Papel, still?

  • Rott3Y
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 11:01am

    If you went to school for “Art” and you think that a popular artist is a gatekeeper, then you might of wasted your money and time.

  • Giroro_Gocho
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 1:00pm

    i know salvador dali ive seen looney tunes

  • slushypandaboobslive
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 11:34am

    We all took 5th grade art gerald

  • ClarkWayne98
    11 points Oct 11,2019, 11:19am
  • chrisrobles
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 10:32am

    I want this watch

  • thewafflestompa
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:27pm

    Salvador Whoi?

  • S1lv3rw1nd
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:54pm

    Unless you read the time by looking at the angle of the hands, this watch is useless.

  • Toaster_Sniper
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:38am

    Band gang forever!

  • Wizzmaw
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 10:30am

    This is so old

  • LoopZoop2tokyodrift
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:01am

    Who

  • ViciousAsparagusFart
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:12am

    The Dali museum in Tampa Bay is worth a visit!

  • shamelessamos420
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 2:08pm

    W2C??

  • Chibi87
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:21pm

    "your mit is a piece art... If its Salvador Dali's melted clocks, but instead of melted clocks it's brown fruit bowls with pink ice cream"

  • LukeZekes
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:11pm

    Ngl thought this was VanGogh's ear

  • LuriemIronim
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:33pm

    r/gatekeeping. Also, that’s a really cool watch.

  • geekinc329
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:44pm

    20 bucks says he rocks the moustache saying the same shit

  • PKMNTrainerMark
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:11pm

    I thought it was supposed to be a skull at first.

    But I do also know Dali.

  • heybachi
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:34pm

    I get it but it annoys me still

  • Trinity_sea
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 2:12pm

    The watch isn't even good it looks like shit just like his art did

  • Yoris95
    -5 points Oct 11,2019, 10:34am
  • minisculebarber
    -42 points Oct 11,2019, 6:25am

    Ok, literally not everyone knows who Salvador Dali is.

    I thought he was a guy with a funny mustache. Turns out he also built funny phones. My point is, who really knows a guy like that? He probably didn't even know himself.

COMMENTS

  • The_Semiramis
    292 points Oct 11,2019, 9:16am

    Great guardian who guards the gates of the other realms! Please discontinue your gatekeeping and let us pass!

  • Penguin__Farts
    138 points Oct 11,2019, 9:41am

    That guy wot gone painted them melty clocks.

  • TheManwithaNoPlan
    76 points Oct 11,2019, 9:27am

    everyone gangsta till the clocks start floppin

  • neonmonkeyboi
    41 points Oct 11,2019, 9:49am

    How the fuck are you supposed to tell time whet it gets to the melted part

  • AiryGr8
    12 points Oct 11,2019, 11:33am

    Who's Salvador Dali?

  • SuperGlitchyLogan
    26 points Oct 11,2019, 9:20am

    If I had a nickle for everytime this was reposted I woulf be rich

  • FreedomUnicorn23
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 7:27am

    How many people recall him from the mask of La Casa del Papel, still?

  • Rott3Y
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 11:01am

    If you went to school for “Art” and you think that a popular artist is a gatekeeper, then you might of wasted your money and time.

  • Giroro_Gocho
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 1:00pm

    i know salvador dali ive seen looney tunes

  • slushypandaboobslive
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 11:34am

    We all took 5th grade art gerald

  • ClarkWayne98
    11 points Oct 11,2019, 11:19am
  • chrisrobles
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 10:32am

    I want this watch

  • thewafflestompa
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:27pm

    Salvador Whoi?

  • S1lv3rw1nd
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:54pm

    Unless you read the time by looking at the angle of the hands, this watch is useless.

  • Toaster_Sniper
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:38am

    Band gang forever!

  • Wizzmaw
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 10:30am

    This is so old

  • LoopZoop2tokyodrift
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:01am

    Who

  • ViciousAsparagusFart
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:12am

    The Dali museum in Tampa Bay is worth a visit!

  • shamelessamos420
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 2:08pm

    W2C??

  • Chibi87
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:21pm

    "your mit is a piece art... If its Salvador Dali's melted clocks, but instead of melted clocks it's brown fruit bowls with pink ice cream"

  • LukeZekes
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:11pm

    Ngl thought this was VanGogh's ear

  • LuriemIronim
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:33pm

    r/gatekeeping. Also, that’s a really cool watch.

  • geekinc329
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:44pm

    20 bucks says he rocks the moustache saying the same shit

  • PKMNTrainerMark
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:11pm

    I thought it was supposed to be a skull at first.

    But I do also know Dali.

  • heybachi
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:34pm

    I get it but it annoys me still

  • Trinity_sea
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 2:12pm

    The watch isn't even good it looks like shit just like his art did

  • Yoris95
    -5 points Oct 11,2019, 10:34am
  • minisculebarber
    -42 points Oct 11,2019, 6:25am

    Ok, literally not everyone knows who Salvador Dali is.

    I thought he was a guy with a funny mustache. Turns out he also built funny phones. My point is, who really knows a guy like that? He probably didn't even know himself.