I'd pick thicc hair over going bald at 16.
Have to dedicate the entire afternoon to straighten it.
I like it and don't need actual haircuts, just occasional trimmings.
Also if your hair, like mine, is hell to get a brush through they make these brushes which are meant for wet hair which 1) go through ultra-thick hair super easily and 2) let you brush your hair in the shower.
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i only read “your head is always 1000000 degrees” and i was like “oh cool, guess bodies are just like that”
Feels fuckin' amazing when wind blows it back/someone runs their fingers through it
advantage: don't need to buy a hat for winter
Honestly after our current president, the idea of electing someone for a nutsack joke doesn’t seem so farfetched anymore
We called them “cheap hotel pants”
But there is also the lesser known “Burger King pants”
Home of the whopper
Grandpa jokes. Dad jokes, but more unhinged.
Why does this picture look like someone printed out the original post/comment chain & then took a picture of it
This made me laugh too much for what it's worth
And if I give you a bracelet as a present than you can say the same thing.No reason to ask: 'How did you get your hands on this bracelett that I lost a month ago..'
And yes... chloroform is part of a nutritious breakfast. Goes great with toast.
500 upvotes and no comments? 🤔
If you ease off the ass you're doing something wrong.
This is blessed
The girl one in from the left slowly morphs from angry to worried. It’s like telephone but with pictures
The last Beast Boy looks like he's having an existential crisis
I know that many people don’t like TTG and it’s art-style, but the art style is still pretty good imo. It’s nice and simplistic without looking super cheap unlike that new thundercats reboot
They go from least to most lips.
People are so talented
Friendly reminder that they're fighting over who gets to satisfy their blood-lust first and fire a death ray .
I love how these completely ignore Cyborg's left hand is supposed to be on the controls, not just fist-bumping the air
Teen Titans Go bad give me upvotes
Someone do a galaxy brain version.
Starfire had some amazingly thick fluffy hair.
the classic teen titans cartoon was the fucking bomb and i hate what cartoon network has turned it into
My mom is into genealogy or whatever, going back and finding out your ancestors. Apparently, on my stepdad's side, we have ancestors named Big and Hearty Weed.The best part is, she found these names on April 20th.
I found a Luigi married to a Luigia in my mom's family tree.
This definitely isn’t weirder than that, but I had a great uncle named Sterling Silva
Like sterling silver
I don’t know who’s idea that one was but it was a terrible one
My dad has been working on our family tree for years as a hobby, and recently he discovered that we had a great-great-great-aunt/grandma (I don't remember the exact title) named "Olive Pitt".
I'm not lying, her name was literally "Olive Pitt". It's like something out of a newspaper comic.
I have a great aunt Robert. Apparently her parents had been trying for a boy but when they ended up with their sixth girl the dad said he wanted a junior so he insisted they named her Robert. Baby number 7 came a little over a year and a half later and it was a boy. They named him Robert too. Poor thing.
My last name is Dickman. My father is Richard junior. His father is Richard senior. And his father? Harold. So we have harry Dickman, his son Dick Dickman senior, and his son Dick Dickman junior. That’s actually completely true.
I once knew someone named Dick Ling. Not a relative of mine but anyways.
I’ve got one whose last name was Zahorchek...that’s about as weird as it gets.
The weird part is we don’t know if they were Czech or Slav, the town was kind of in the middle.
My 5th-great-grandma was named Dorcas Wickliffe, and she married her first cousin
My ancestor’s legal name was “Strangeman Wilkinson” he started the first church in the town I grew up in.
One of my ancestors from Scandinavia is named Gandalf!
My great uncle was named Gerald Fitzgerald
Hoo boy you can’t make this stuff up
My grandfather told me about one of his childhood friends named Skip Cool.How are you going to name your kid that?Leave some pussy for the rest of us.
My great grandfather was named Irby Odd Jones
Mary A Kidd Lankford 1795 - 1873
I'm also very fond of "Aurelius Cincinatus Gee "
(Maiden name was Mary Lankford. I don't know where "Kidd" came from- a second husband, maybe? Odd that it's before her maiden name then. My records have her married to my ancestor Gutridge Thurmond Lyon. He also married a Mary "Polly" S Melton and my lineage is through her.)
I have an ancestor with the name Grosshans... and get this... his son's name was Cleinhans
Also I have a great uncle named Zintis Buzzermanis
My great granfather was called Imitair
Phucvoo, Negar, et al would like a word.
I have extremely distant Irish relatives who share my last name, notably a ‘Rhuridh’ fella
He’s also next in line for a vassalage or however you call it, so maybe I can use my Crusader Kings 2 knowledge to de jure claim that bitch before he can but we’ll have to see
Tibbwe Papabubaba (first name pronounced Tib-way) my 3x great grandfather. Not sure how the fuck he ended up with that name in Mexico. No idea where his parents were born or if he was originally from somewhere else but the rest of my family was born there and that’s where he died.
Hiram Lowesch. He went by 'Hi'. Hi Lowesch.
The names Thomas and Nicolas have been running in my family but only for about 3 generations. Interestingly, my mother traced back our ancestry several hundred years and found that there were a TON of Thomas’s and Nicolas’s at one point, which no one had any idea about when we started using them. Cool coincidence.
I’ve got a distant uncle named Leroy McKinley. Always made me think of something a hillbilly would be named.
I have a Crabtree Smyth somewhere down the family line. So that's neat.
I once saw a kid named Malaki Macedonia
Not bad or anything but super killer name
Mine was Mary Juana
Oppo was an out there name, but it was way back in Germany, so there's that.
My moms mother's sibling and reltives with the same last name have misspelled the last name like 3 different ways so it a bit of a mess when following the family tree. And one of my grandmothers sibling 1 out of the 19(yes 19 all same couple) has his last name spelled wrong and they never bothered to fix it
There was a woman in my line named Ida B. Gay
Kermit Dick “Dickman”, baby!
I'm related to several people named James Bond. Bond is my mother's maiden name, and there are some people in her family who thought it was a good idea to subject their kids to 007-themed bullying to the point where my cousin James Bond goes by "Bubby."
Also, my grandpa's name is Jesus. That's kinda weird
My great grandmother once dated a man named I.P. Rainwater.
My grandfather’s first name is Merlin,although he doesn’t answer to it. I’m not sure why his parents named him that.
My parents used to be in genealogy and they foung a Jean Bonneau who married a Marie Cornichon, so basically John Ham found his Mary Pickle.
Four of my great grandparents were named Joseph and Josephine
I can't keep this in the groove, hey. My moves aren't smooth enough.
The wildest I could find was Yazzie LaSell
I have a great great grandmother named Texas, a great grandmother named James, and an aunt named Alvina. My aunt was supposed to be born a boy so “he” was going to be named after my grandfathers best friend Albert. When she was born they were unprepared and didn’t bother picking a girls name so they just added an ‘A’ at the end.
We have a teacher in our school names Mrs. Gallbreath
I had a Kermit in my family
Interestingly enough he was good friends with Jim Henson make of that what you will
My Grandmothers brother was named Folke Bjork... immigrated from Sweden.
My grandpa’s name is Adolf....
He was born in the 1920’s and went by Dorph. Safe to say no one has or will be named after my grandpa.
One of my ancestor’s first names was Polycarpus. And the women all had weird first names too, including: Forgiveness, Thankful, and Charity.
We have a Fanny Bush in our family, some entertaining jokes have been made since discovering it of course.
I have an uncle named Larry and an uncle named Joe.
My great grandfathers name was IB you said the litters sepertately. It didn’t stand fir anything
My Great-Great Grandma was named Agnes Skinner
I discovered I have a great-great-x-something aunt by the name of Theodocia Thimblethorpe.No idea what her parents were thinking.
My grandmother told me we have an ancestor named Cloudesley Shovell, she keeps an old newspaper clipping she likes to show us (can't remember what it was about though)
I have a great uncle named Napoleon Bonaparte "mom's maiden name".
Now, it might seem like you've had a 14-karat run of bad luck, but, truth is,
I don't think the system works.
Great-Great-Uncle on my mom's side was Richard Peter Dick Jr.
Aleeki ShippAnd working in retail I came across a hypoleasha hypolight
I had a great great great etc grandfather named Harry Beardman. We have a super old portrait of him and he had the longest beard I've ever seen
I have a great uncle Hercules. I keep telling my husband it's what I want to name our son, because it's a 'family name'.
Mine is Harvey Logan, not a fancy name but he went by Kid Curry and was a famous gunslinger with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’s Wild Bunch, so that’s pretty cool. He’s an ancestor on my dads side and one of my dad’s best friends was named Butch. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Logan
One of my ancestors is named Balthazar Fox. I always thought that was kinda awesome.
One of my ancestors apparently married a woman whose dad’s name was Achilles Deatherage.
Can this be made please? I will pay for it!
Wait where’s the goose?
all birds do this to minimize heat loss, it's not trying to act like a flamingo
J.K. Rowling likes this
(bad, way too meta meme nobody will get)
Support your local Anti-fascist lads. Because if you don't, you'll have to deal with your local fascists.
Before you leave an insightful comment, consider watching The Philosophy of Antifa that might answer a lot of questions/misconceptions you might have about antifascists.
Every now and again, I wish I could un-take the (actually societally useful) red pill r/ChapoTrapHouse gave me, but I think we all know the stakes here. All a fascist knows how to do is take from others, up to and including lives, and the only way to stop the weeds is to salt the earth they wish to grow in.
Staying home and waiting out the hurricane is not problem solving. Your happiness does not mean the world is as it should be. Staying silent only enforces the loudest voices in the room.
Some things are a matter of perspective, but not politics. Thats black and white baby, just nazis and the heroes who are brave enough to condemn nazism.
Fight fascism at all levels.
friendly reminder we are in the timeline in which this sign has to be made
Thank god for Antifa, without them the streets would be full of fascist trashcans
Yeah except the people Antifa assaults are rarely fascists and those people (as well as real fascists) also have lives in which they do normal, peaceful things. Stop contributing to the idea that everything is a binary choice of good or evil.
Antifa is like the White Fang. They’re a bunch of holier-than-thou creeps who use force to get whatever they want.
Opposing fascism is good. Opposing it violently makes it significantly less good. I’m glad there are people know know the difference.
They sure do identify a lot of mundane shit as fascism for people who don’t want to be out fighting fascism
Automatically claiming the moral high ground and nonviolence when there are documented cases of your ideology also being violent is a bold move but let’s see how it plays out
inb4 “mUh BoTh SiDeS” fuck off
How about fascists and antifa both go shove a rod up their collective asses so we can all go home
Arguably, most anti-facists are being left alone. There are quite a lot of people who feel the same way they do but still hang out in their apartment anyway and get along just as well as they had the day before.
The Anti-Facists aren't acting out of defense, but to squash a perceived threat before it can actually harm them. Which is exactly what the Nazis think they're doing when they go after Jews etc.
Then why not do so PEACEFULLY? Let the Nazis be the bad guys and do all the violence. If antifa were dedicated to peaceful protest and whatever leadership they have denounce members who used it would Charlottesville Nazi sympathaizers be able to say “Violence on both sides”? Of course not. To quote Mahatma Ghandi
First they laugh at you,Then they fight you,Then you win
I support the destruction of modern fascism but antifa is not going to be the solution. Killing fire with Fire doesn’t work but killing it with water does.
Yeah, I see so many videos of antifa members passing by a peaceful conservative meeting without engaging in violence. Oh wait, no they don't. They're violent communist thugs that are just as bad as the fascists they hate.
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Facism isn't even a problem in the US, if it was they wouldn't be able to protest. So this dipshit with the lazy sign could very well be at home cleaning his apartment.
These antifa people are just strange
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Let's say there's a mentally unstable man who's shooting random people. The police get sent there to deal with this assault. The man has to be tased. Would you argue that because the police used violence to stop a violent man, that they're just as bad as him? Let's have another analogy. A police officer tases a black man because he thought he was reaching for a gun, when really he was just reaching for his phone to pull up a picture and ask him a question. Would you use this and other cases of unprovoked police brutality against police officers, saying that they'll attack anyone who looks at them funny? The police exist to serve and protect. No matter how many mistakes are made, the majority always abides by the right code. Antifa similarly exists to protect and enact justice. I bet that if Antifa were gone for good, we'd have way more Nazis and white supremacists. Just like if we got rid of the police, no one would stop us from shooting people on the street.
Why are you booing me, I'm right.
On the one hand that guy is cool but on the other hand antifa seems to identify anyone even slightly conservative-leaning and anyone they think is racist regardless of evidence as a fascist and violently attack innocent bystanders and those trying to observe events or break up fights.
Examples include the February 1st Berkeley riot where antifa members continued to attack people, set fires, and set off fireworks for hours after the event they were supposedly protesting was canceled. Notable targets include a woman speaking to a reporter who was pepper sprayed and a Syrian Muslim who was pepper sprayed and beaten for "looking like a nazi".
Anti-fascists are good people who oppose fascism because they want the world to be a better place. Antifa members twist this message to advocate violence against anyone who does not join them, you know, what fascists do.
Additionally, fascists thrive on the idea that their ideals are attacked and suppressed and need to be protected. Violently protesting any of their members from speaking anywhere simply feeds this idea. A better plan is to educate people not aligned with the movement and to give fascists the proper debate they supposedly want and embarrass them, because while the extremist left is based around the idea that anyone not supporting them is evil the extremist right is based around the idea that anyone not supporting them is poorly educated or doesn't know all the facts. While this won't work on the most extreme members it will help convince away a lot of the less extreme ones and help remove the manpower advantage that is the far right's most important tool.
Last little thing, let me leave you guys with one of my favorite quotes, although I forget where I heard it
"the best solution to extremism is almost never the opposing extreme"
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