Do mcflurrys really exist? I mean whens the last time you were able to order one?
Wow. Horrible. Me circa 6th grade though
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Is this a Taylor Swift song?
I can almost read this to the tune of “I will survive”
Why can’t pink be strong?
is this loss?
You can now get your head replaced with a genetically engineered velociraptor head for those bitcoins.
I don't need no bones anyways my muscles are strong and independant thank you very much.
My current skeleton is starting to lose its stickiness, he can have it.
Now I can use that Lego skeleton, because it's probably more stable than my current skeleton.
why is oncie blue scapegoat token now??
WE NEED TO PROTECT PANDO
I need a story where pando becomes a spirit of nature that can move and is in essence a dryad but instead of for a tree for a whole forest
IIRC mushrooms do this too
How did people cause insects and drought?
He and a park ranger cut the tree down to remove the equipment, and when they counted the tree rings, they realised their mistake. Oops.
What was their mistake? Was it cutting down the tree instead of leaving the equipment there? Was it not having better equipment? Was it that they cut down the oldest tree just to see how old it was? Was it that they'd gotten the tree's age wrong by quite a bit?
Nobody's mentioned the best Pando fact: he turns color and loses all his leaves all at once.
Hate to wreck the party, but that's just Ricci's face and a plunging neckline Photoshopped onto a flipped and colour-adjusted version of this shot of Anjelica Houston.
I'm only barely gay at all and I still got tingles.
I'm straight and that's still hot.
Pretty sure no mortal can resist this honestly
I'm not entirely sure how this arrangement developed, since I'm away at university most of the time, but somehow my dog has gotten into a routine where every evening he will get up on people's legs and bark and whine until someone pours him a bowl of ice from the fridge so he can eat it. He likes that cronch.
If you show any sign of being awake, he will wake up and come over to get snuggles. Often it's when you shift in your sleep. Sometimes he decides it's snuggle time, and will scratch at my shoulder until I lift the blanket for him to crawl under to snuggle. I can't put the blanket down obviously, so I have to stay awake until he's done.
If food is late, he screams, but then after food he has "designated crazy time" where he just runs around and yodels while jumping on everything.
He likes to be chased too, so if he's in the mood for chasing, he'll scream until you come after him. If you stop too soon, he'll continue screaming. He did this with my nephew [who was 2 at the time] my mother told my nephew to stop chasing the poor cat, but then the cat came back around the corner and cried for the chasing to continue.
He's a monster, but he's my monster.
My cat drags dirty laundry from my hamper and puts it in her water dish then cries because she can't get a drink.
My fiancé and I wake up at separate times, and my cats sometimes coordinate to trick whoever wakes up later into feeding them again. Now we have a magnet on the fridge that we have to flip when we feed the cats so we won't fall prey to their tricksy wiles.
My cat has figured out if he puts his paws under my door he can pull it open. He does this in the middle of the night and sits by my head and licks my hair
My cat whenever the pillow he likes best isn't on the chair he likes best:
🎶I had a dream my life would beSo different from this hell I'm living🎶
mine have broken 2 of my mirrorsr.i.p,
Whenever I put a blanket on me when I’m on the couch, my cat absolutely MUST burrow under the blanket and come join me. If I lift up the blanket to make it easier for her, she gets very upset and storms off. If I have the blanket tucked so she can’t easily burrow under it, she cries until I make it looser. My cat is ridiculous.
I want a cat now.
That last one must have Siamese blood in it. God are they meowy.
My cat has figured out how to pause Netflix on my touch screen laptop. I’ll unpause it and he’ll pause it again until he gets what he wants.
One time he wouldn’t let me pet him for an entire day because I threw away his favorite piece of cardboard.
His favorite foods are plastic bags and Cheez-Its.
Mine likes to clean my hand whenever he can and will get noticeably upset if I don't let him.
One theory for why this happens is to stop the spread of leaf-eating insects.
This post tickled me. That's one of my favorite vines and I wish I had someone to share this with who would appreciate it.
So I saw this a while ago and went out to a forest because I was like "why haven't I noticed this" but the trees there overlap a bunch and are kind of a mess... so is it only some types that do this or???
Lookin like the gosh darn Witness up in here
"I want all of the water that's in me to be out of me and all of the water that's out of me to be in me."
Mmm and then you creep to the kitchen and drink three glasses of water and it goes sloosh sloosh in your stomach
Is this actually a big thing? I know I do it, but are there really so many people that drink water in the middle of the night that I see these posts all the time. They're usually unique too
I read this in the voice of that bug from Men in Black
mmm dromk that tasty WOTER
I had a professor who had both legs amputated after a kayaking accident. When someone obviously didn't do the reading he would sit on the table they were at and fold his prosthetics up and down while asking them more and more detailed questions to make them uncomfortable. I couldn't help but laughing every time
Why do people refuse to use question marks anymore?
I despise when people post stuff on tumblr and then ask who's reblogging it. IF you didn't want it to be reblogged, why did you put it up. Argh.
And then everyone stood up clapped... well, except for the lit teacher.Yeah, he's never heard that joke before in his life.
I liked it.
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