Me watching my sheeps mate so I can immediately kill one of the parents
why does a minute in a microwave feel like 60 seconds
For a pic taken by a penguin that is crisp
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The post is good but the title confuses me
I once microwaved some leftovers for 60 minutes by mistake and took a nap on the couch
This is terrifying.
Is this a sex thing? Am I reading this right?
Is it a really weird bracelet then
My aunt’s cat is named kitten
He Waited three days for a revive... I know the feeling. People just don't know how to properly use the medic classes.
He was a Hell of a paladin
This post tried too hard. It's so close to being funny but it's just not quite there yet.
jesus got 360 no-scoped so you could get that harrier strike, be grateful
This is at that weird point where it is too ironic to be considered funny in a non-ridiculous way, but not ironic enough to save it from being cringe fuel.
I'm not a fan of the pray-to-win model
jesus said mpreg rights.
When the Paladin is the only healer in the party
I've given up on the exactness of self. If my sense of self is going to transform across my life anyways, perhaps it would be a good idea to use some meds to guide it somewhere good.
I guess in that case my real me is someone who has a ton of stress for no real reason, can't stay focused, and wonders if their friends hate them.
"oH bUt yOUr bOdY iS a TeMpLe!!!! ur dEStRoYiNg it wITH aLL tHoSe mEdiCATiOnS!!!!" fuck off Barbara my body is a dumpster and we all know it
When I don't take my meds I start questioning everything and then I lay in bed for 16 hours and get really really high.
There is no "real self", the ego is an illusion. Reality is ephemeral
My medication didn't change who I was. It just cleared the haze that clouding my character. In reality it was my mental illness that had changed me.
I tried medication for a few weeks for my anxiety, but it wasn't having any effect so I stopped.
I’ve been out of clean socks (and underwear) for at least a month and every week I just go to Walmart and buy more shitty socks and underwear because somehow that’s easier than facing the Mt. Shame the Laundry Pile.
People told me not to put my son on ADHD meds because “it will kill his personality!!” Well he was almost on the verge of getting expelled in Pre-k because his ADHD was so severe. Like I’m not trying to change him but it’s hindering his ability to learn. It also really sucked having to leave work because he hit a substitute. Now all I hear is the same people raving because he’s so sweet and attentive now. He can’t be himself with spaghetti brain going on.
I'm wearing the same socks because my other pairs vanished.
Introducing The Real Me 2.0: now with serotonin!
Ophelia wrote this
I believe the mental health problems prevent you from being "the real you" and that taking medication for it helps get rid of those barriers. I mean, not saying it works that way for every problem, but I definitely feel this way about some
I see your socks and raise you that my sheet came off the bed a week ago and I have not put it back.
You know how homophobic people often are trying to hide or distance themselves from their own homosexual thoughts or tendencies by being loud and obnoxious antagonists?
I feel like this is a similar issue. People that have issues themselves tend to justify why they aren't getting treatment. I was very afraid that in treating my flaws, I would somehow lose my sense of self, lose the parts of me that made me unique. I didn't want to take medication, and I didn't think other people should either. I also saw that took medication and it just totally fucked them up.
Older and wiser me knows it's all about getting the right treatment for the right thing, and regrets that I took so long grandstanding to fix my own issues. Mental health is no joke, and if a pill can fix or even just even out these things, goddamn....take the pill.
Missed opportunity to tag the post NSFW
Do it OP!
Tumblr staff now: H E R E S Y
Halarious. I have seen those in person
This is big oof
I've seen many posts about the idea of making this blog, has anyone actually done it?
some did a furry nsfw ych with this exact concept
is this where 'the office' started?
The pictures are ordered from scariest to friendliest, descending
a post to surpass, mamma mia
Now sing it to the spongebob intro
When you swim in the sea,
And an eel bites your knee,
That's a moray!
When a grid misaligned with another behind, that's a Moiré
Swear I am not making this up.Scrolling reddit while listening to music in the background. New song starts. I hear the first verse and I'm like ok. Scroll to next post and it's this..
How the f*ck does this happen?Cropped screenshot.
Such pretty friends...
I tried so hard to fit it with Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" and it got fucked up by the last line every time
I am RIGHT NOW sending this to my husband, who loves eels and Dean Martin but hates puns.
Wish me luck.
Now, read this in the Mario Voice
I must be stupid, but what song is it?
You just summoned your mom.
Good title, OP.
The Winchesters want to know your location
Must’ve cost them an arm and a leg!
Everyone deserves to be called a darling scrumptious boy at least once ❤️
Just double down on it and start calling him more extravagant names and speaking in a very dramatic fashion to him.
The neighbor makes me think of Bob Belcher.
Dibs on the op being English
Those moments when you thought you were being weird alone but someone happens to be paying attention are mortifying lol
My sweetie boy was on the front porch and I noticed as I was walking past so I opened the door and very loudly said hello delicious , do you want to come in ? Then I noticed my neighbour across the street staring at me . Things have not been the same
I'd close without saving progress and go back to last checkpoint.
This is the sitcom we want bit don't deserve
That was funny
are you all hearing this in a British accent
If only "sorry, I was talking to my cat" was an option.
This sounds like something out of The Sims
did he push his circular spectacles up while saying this though
MY SCRUMPTIOUS DARLING BOI
LPT: It's only awkward if you let it be awkward. Power through
I imagine a small bush and you just stick they just head through it and say that in a high pitched voice while odly shaking his head.
You need to leave the country
I'm shipping them so hard right now.
Freddie mercury energy
Who talks like that?
What kind of fucking weirdo even uses the word scrumptious to describe an animal?
I hate that god damn word.
It's kind of weird that you talk to your cat this way too. TBH
Who the fuck talks like that?
Oh my God this is amazing
An orb. Another orb, but this time upside down!
duck holding leek
A snake spelled backwards. A kobra spelled backwards.
A pile of trash, a puddle of toxic waste.
a magical karp
“Ok, we’re gonna name this vaguely fetus-shaped cat Mew.”
”Alright Dave, we have enough memory to one more Pokémon, but I have no ideas, and I don’t think it’s fair to let you double dip. I’ll just check the rolesheet for today and-“”God fucking dammit, I thought we fired Steve for his addiction to marker fumes. sigh Steve, what’s your suggestion for the last legendary Pok-“
”Alright Dave, we have enough memory to one more Pokémon, but I have no ideas, and I don’t think it’s fair to let you double dip. I’ll just check the rolesheet for today and-“
”God fucking dammit, I thought we fired Steve for his addiction to marker fumes. sigh Steve, what’s your suggestion for the last legendary Pok-“
”Mew. Two Mews.”
A ball of metal with 2 magnets attached to it.
I'll never get how people can complain about a floating keychain when magnemite was in Gen 1.
People always say they had better ideas back then and I always need to remind them that Gen 1 had an evolution be just 3 stacked together... twice.
The ideas werent better back then. The ART STYLE was better back then.
Three birds. We'll name the One, Two, and Three but in Spanish
Part of what makes Gen 5 so cool is it was the first time they really tried to reboot the franchise. A lot of the Pokemon in it are re-imaginings of the original 151.
Trubbish and Garbodor take the place of Grimer and Muk, better suited to a dense urban environment. Foongus takes the place of Voltorb as a Pokemon which disguises itself as a pokeball, except it's a mushroom and not a metal ball. Klink replaces Magnemite as the region's weird floating metal thing, etc.
Oh! A koi with a horn
Rock man = Geodude
A pigeon named pigeon-y
When they were making Gen 1, they were absolutely not prepared for what was coming to them.
"Yo, we have a secret area in an electric plant, what kind of monsters should we have?""I dunno, some chunks of metal that shoot lightning at you?"
Don't forget rockdude
I mean I’m a Pokémon fan and even if they make a dumb design I go! ITS AMAZINGGG
I think the main difference between gen 1 and the later gens is from what I can recall Gen 1 are all based on animals or nature (With the exception of Voltorb/Electrode), so seem more relatable as creatures to catch, but the later gens have sentient ice-creams and trash bags. Even the non-animal ones like Geodude, Clefairy and Mewtwo seem like animals/monsters that would occur, not just items with a face. Voltorb of course is an exception but still kind of fits because its an object specific to the Pokemon world. Magnemite is a bit weird I will admit.
Klingklang, chandelure and Klefki are just inanimate objects with faces.
Bunch of rocks attached to each other. Named after mineral.
I'm lazy but I ain't lazy
Let’s not forget Mr mime
Old Gen v New Gen
Shamelessly borrowed from the last Gen 1 circlejerk/counterjerk thread I saw
Gen 1 had 151 pokemon, literally at least 6 of which were just birds. Literally, just, bird, bird, bird, bigger bird, slightly bigger bird, even BiGgEr bird, and large bird
Is no one gonna y’all about slimey???? That’s not a real Pokémon???????? What’s going on why has no one brought this up
The geodude line makes no sense
Geodude into graveler is fine, they have the same aesthetic, both ugly looking rock monsters. But Golem looks nothing like graveler or geodude
I don't care what anyone else says, Pokemon hit peak name laziness in Gen VI with Talonflame. It sounds like the name of a preteen edgelord's first OC.
pile of eggs
magnet sphere that turns into three magnet spheres
I am working in a very famous international business bank as an audiovisual tech support, and trust me : This is this too.
2 days ago I get called in the middle of the afternoon because they have a problem. Fair enough. I get in the meeting room ; 10 people age 30 to 50 all in business suits, with laptops, discussing stuff way above my pay grade. One looks at me and says "The TV is not working". I nod, walk to the TV, turn the TV on by pressing the power button on the side, walk back to the door. The guy who called me asked what was wrong.
Silence in the room : "The TV was off sir. Haveagooddaybyesir."
Let's just say there was a few snickering contained laughs heard around the room as I close the door.
Board's on freeze, sir.
I remember one time in high school where the teacher was trying to get the overhead projector to work for about ten minutes. She rebooted the computer twice, checked the connections in the back of the tower, put fresh batteries in the remote - all for nothing.
Finally I looked up at the projector itself. Turns out she had forgotten to slide across the lens protector panel; the thing had been on the whole time, she just forgot the lens cap was on.
And work skype/zoom/e-meetings.
And some work presentations.
I'm interning at a television news show and this still happens.
Giving multimedia presentations is literally their job!
I had a lecture once and the professor didnt notice for about 20 minutes, a lecture hall of at least a 100 students and not one person told him.
Grad school, too.
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