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Home Depot

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  • Tinctorial17
    146 points Sep 19,2018, 6:34am

    I appreciate this because I work at Home Depot.

  • baegislash-bagel
    90 points Sep 19,2018, 8:06am

    My dad came into the store I work at once after I moved out, and he flipped me off when I called him "sir"

  • Green_Napkin
    31 points Sep 19,2018, 8:13am

    I really wanted to know how this story ended

  • lovestheautumn
    2 points Sep 19,2018, 9:01am

    I want to hear the r/talesfromretail version of this story

  • CCtenor
    2 points Sep 19,2018, 9:06am

    At this point, there would be no returns. You’re paying extra for the service of embarrassing me in public.

    That’ll be $74.69 or returning this lawnmower, Dad.

  • Lyktan
    1 points Sep 19,2018, 9:13am

    I don’t really have a similar story but I used to work at a supermarket and a girl I fancied usually had her parents shop there. They liked me she said because I used to joke around (being a cashier is boring). The mom didn’t like me at all when her daughter was at work and went into her room to find me there passed out.

COMMENTS

  • Tinctorial17
    146 points Sep 19,2018, 6:34am

    I appreciate this because I work at Home Depot.

  • baegislash-bagel
    90 points Sep 19,2018, 8:06am

    My dad came into the store I work at once after I moved out, and he flipped me off when I called him "sir"

  • Green_Napkin
    31 points Sep 19,2018, 8:13am

    I really wanted to know how this story ended

  • Quitechsol
    5 points Sep 19,2018, 9:01am

    This sounds like something I would run into my dad doing. I’m constantly having to talk for him in a retail setting so we can get everything quickly and friendly. It doesn’t always work out but damn Dad, there’s ZERO reason to get that angry.

  • lovestheautumn
    2 points Sep 19,2018, 9:01am

    I want to hear the r/talesfromretail version of this story

  • CCtenor
    2 points Sep 19,2018, 9:06am

    At this point, there would be no returns. You’re paying extra for the service of embarrassing me in public.

    That’ll be $74.69 or returning this lawnmower, Dad.

  • Lyktan
    1 points Sep 19,2018, 9:13am

    I don’t really have a similar story but I used to work at a supermarket and a girl I fancied usually had her parents shop there. They liked me she said because I used to joke around (being a cashier is boring). The mom didn’t like me at all when her daughter was at work and went into her room to find me there passed out.

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Humans are beautiful

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  • my_problem_is_you
    38 points Sep 18,2018, 1:01am

    If you dig this I think you'd like r/hfyIts stands for Humanity Fuck Yeah, it's about humans in space and our adaptability

  • goombahead01
    13 points Sep 18,2018, 8:45am

    I have asperger's and that one almost made me cry

  • thogolicious
    3 points Sep 18,2018, 9:07am

    Thought this was a antivax post at first

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  • my_problem_is_you
    38 points Sep 18,2018, 1:01am

    If you dig this I think you'd like r/hfyIts stands for Humanity Fuck Yeah, it's about humans in space and our adaptability

  • goombahead01
    13 points Sep 18,2018, 8:45am

    I have asperger's and that one almost made me cry

  • thogolicious
    3 points Sep 18,2018, 9:07am

    Thought this was a antivax post at first

  • Doip
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 6:22pm

    why was i called out by name

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What a waste, really.

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  • greenTetrahedron
    55 points Sep 18,2018, 9:57am

    The thing is I would actually be offended if I had my arm ripped off and then no one ate it. This post is presented jokingly but I feel like that's a surprisingly common reaction.

  • DizzleMizzles
    48 points Sep 18,2018, 10:15am

    Terrible crop OP 😬

  • beetnemesis
    35 points Sep 18,2018, 10:22am

    This was the literary equivalent of a seizure.

  • Un_Mexicano
    7 points Sep 18,2018, 11:34am

    All those notifs tho OP

  • Un_Mexicano
    9 points Sep 18,2018, 9:50am

    My favorite tag might be #HumansAreSpaceOrcs

  • Libellus
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 4:08pm

    Alien: "So ... do you want the arm reattached or not?"

    Human: "Nah screw that I'm getting a rocket fist!"

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  • greenTetrahedron
    55 points Sep 18,2018, 9:57am

    The thing is I would actually be offended if I had my arm ripped off and then no one ate it. This post is presented jokingly but I feel like that's a surprisingly common reaction.

  • DizzleMizzles
    48 points Sep 18,2018, 10:15am

    Terrible crop OP 😬

  • beetnemesis
    35 points Sep 18,2018, 10:22am

    This was the literary equivalent of a seizure.

  • APuppetState
    17 points Sep 18,2018, 11:50am
  • Un_Mexicano
    7 points Sep 18,2018, 11:34am

    All those notifs tho OP

  • Un_Mexicano
    9 points Sep 18,2018, 9:50am

    My favorite tag might be #HumansAreSpaceOrcs

  • Libellus
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 4:08pm

    Alien: "So ... do you want the arm reattached or not?"

    Human: "Nah screw that I'm getting a rocket fist!"

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Night Maneuvers

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Mathematica impossibrucii

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  • Utahraptore
    14 points Sep 18,2018, 8:19pm

    I've been conditioned to automatically start looking for loss.jpg in any four-panel layout like that, and then get confused for a moment when I can't see it.

  • cykyat
    11 points Sep 18,2018, 7:26pm

    memecenter.com

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  • Utahraptore
    14 points Sep 18,2018, 8:19pm

    I've been conditioned to automatically start looking for loss.jpg in any four-panel layout like that, and then get confused for a moment when I can't see it.

  • cykyat
    11 points Sep 18,2018, 7:26pm

    memecenter.com

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Quote that I live by

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  • tk421yrntuaturpost
    73 points Sep 18,2018, 7:24am

    Not sure I've ever heard anyone who wasn't full of shit look down on McDonald's employees.

  • CocoaCali
    51 points Sep 18,2018, 7:07am

    My favorite was always "You shouldn't work on Sunday it's the Lord's day"- busy restaurant in the South

  • endgame00
    22 points Sep 18,2018, 8:33am

    People seem to think unskilled means easy. It doesn’t. Workers at the bottom of the pile are easier to replace, so businesses can treat them like shit with no repercussions

  • Back_To_The_Oilfield
    23 points Sep 18,2018, 7:49am

    Oh, you’d be surprised. I couldn’t tell you how many hateful messages I’ve gotten on reddit throughout the years over my occupation. Even after trying to explain that the reason I do my job is because just about everything in their life requires oil, they don’t give a fuck.

  • kamyczek10
    24 points Sep 18,2018, 8:40am

    This is one of those things I could rant about for like 2 days straight.Someone’s gotta clean your hotel room, bag your groceries, and flip your burgers, and they shouldn’t have to fucking rely on second jobs and public benefits to afford necessities.When there was first talk of the $15 minimum wage, a family member I was arguing with was like “wouldn’t that just piss you off that McDonald’s workers would make almost as much as you do?” Like... no???? How fucking selfish do you have to be to be mad that other people can have a decent standard of living?

  • Belvedere54
    7 points Sep 18,2018, 8:34am

    I think this is the great disservice done to youth today by the last two generations. They have made lots of viable professions unattractive by deeming them beneath their potential. Instead we send kids off to universities to accumulate loans that they can't pay back. It's like lemmings off of a cliff.

  • JamesRian
    3 points Sep 18,2018, 8:26am

    As a employee of a big burger company I absolutely agree. For me it's just a sidejob to pay my bills as long as I'm studying and I'm almost the only emplyee that can speak the national language flawless. So I don't get to much of the hate since language assumes competence.But I can see how some costumers treat my coworkers as if they were stupid and unable to understand easy tasks. What these jerks don't see are the stories behind these people.A coworker was a history professor back in Turkey but all his references are not accepted in Switzerland so he got stuck in this shitty job. Another one shas a bachelor degree in economcs but he did something really stupid shortly before finishing and now, without work experience and an entry in his police records, noone is willing to employ him. One guy had to flee from Iraq when shit was hitting the fan, even spent half a year in prison in Grece for illegal migration, and now just tries to earn some honest money here (he is legally in Switzerland now). Or all those people working extra shifts to give their children a chance to go to university as they were never able themselfes, I could name several examples.None of these people is stupid or lazy or whatever. Some had bad luck, some did bad misstakes in their youth, but all of them work hard for a shitty payment just to provide a good life for themselfes and their families. Yet, people treat them bad because they don't speak the language properly and because they have a shitty job. I mean, everyone knows this jobs are bad, nobody would do it if they had better alternatives.Well, long story short: I hate those assholes misstreating people who have it worse.

  • Teenah_
    2 points Sep 18,2018, 9:13am

    Well Im a med student (year 4) And i work part time at mcd, I hate when some customers look at us (mcd employees) like we’re slaves, but what keeps me going? They buy from us so “I took the asshole’s money” that’s fine for me :))))

  • ididntlikeyoufirst
    2 points Sep 18,2018, 9:25am

    Technically, you can do both it just makes you a cunt.

  • FireStorm8428
    2 points Sep 18,2018, 9:34am

    I call absolute bullshit...there ain't a McDonalds in America that's icecream machine works past 11 PM.....if at all.

  • clank_von_spank
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 9:40am

    I dont look down on mcdonald’s employees because they work at mcdonalds. I look down on them because they consistently screw up my order. Sausage and egg mcgriddle with no cheese means i dont want cheese, but a third of the time they put cheese on it anyway.

  • SpockShotFirst
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 9:42am

    There is dignity in all work.

    Except for whatever Sarah Huckabee Sanders does. She can go fuck off.

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  • tk421yrntuaturpost
    73 points Sep 18,2018, 7:24am

    Not sure I've ever heard anyone who wasn't full of shit look down on McDonald's employees.

  • CocoaCali
    51 points Sep 18,2018, 7:07am

    My favorite was always "You shouldn't work on Sunday it's the Lord's day"- busy restaurant in the South

  • endgame00
    22 points Sep 18,2018, 8:33am

    People seem to think unskilled means easy. It doesn’t. Workers at the bottom of the pile are easier to replace, so businesses can treat them like shit with no repercussions

  • Effusive_65
    28 points Sep 18,2018, 8:35am

    I can't get a Mcflurry at 3am, 1am, 10pm or any other time because your ice cream machine is "down".

  • Back_To_The_Oilfield
    23 points Sep 18,2018, 7:49am

    Oh, you’d be surprised. I couldn’t tell you how many hateful messages I’ve gotten on reddit throughout the years over my occupation. Even after trying to explain that the reason I do my job is because just about everything in their life requires oil, they don’t give a fuck.

  • kamyczek10
    24 points Sep 18,2018, 8:40am

    This is one of those things I could rant about for like 2 days straight.Someone’s gotta clean your hotel room, bag your groceries, and flip your burgers, and they shouldn’t have to fucking rely on second jobs and public benefits to afford necessities.When there was first talk of the $15 minimum wage, a family member I was arguing with was like “wouldn’t that just piss you off that McDonald’s workers would make almost as much as you do?” Like... no???? How fucking selfish do you have to be to be mad that other people can have a decent standard of living?

  • Belvedere54
    7 points Sep 18,2018, 8:34am

    I think this is the great disservice done to youth today by the last two generations. They have made lots of viable professions unattractive by deeming them beneath their potential. Instead we send kids off to universities to accumulate loans that they can't pay back. It's like lemmings off of a cliff.

  • JamesRian
    3 points Sep 18,2018, 8:26am

    As a employee of a big burger company I absolutely agree. For me it's just a sidejob to pay my bills as long as I'm studying and I'm almost the only emplyee that can speak the national language flawless. So I don't get to much of the hate since language assumes competence.But I can see how some costumers treat my coworkers as if they were stupid and unable to understand easy tasks. What these jerks don't see are the stories behind these people.A coworker was a history professor back in Turkey but all his references are not accepted in Switzerland so he got stuck in this shitty job. Another one shas a bachelor degree in economcs but he did something really stupid shortly before finishing and now, without work experience and an entry in his police records, noone is willing to employ him. One guy had to flee from Iraq when shit was hitting the fan, even spent half a year in prison in Grece for illegal migration, and now just tries to earn some honest money here (he is legally in Switzerland now). Or all those people working extra shifts to give their children a chance to go to university as they were never able themselfes, I could name several examples.None of these people is stupid or lazy or whatever. Some had bad luck, some did bad misstakes in their youth, but all of them work hard for a shitty payment just to provide a good life for themselfes and their families. Yet, people treat them bad because they don't speak the language properly and because they have a shitty job. I mean, everyone knows this jobs are bad, nobody would do it if they had better alternatives.Well, long story short: I hate those assholes misstreating people who have it worse.

  • Teenah_
    2 points Sep 18,2018, 9:13am

    Well Im a med student (year 4) And i work part time at mcd, I hate when some customers look at us (mcd employees) like we’re slaves, but what keeps me going? They buy from us so “I took the asshole’s money” that’s fine for me :))))

  • ididntlikeyoufirst
    2 points Sep 18,2018, 9:25am

    Technically, you can do both it just makes you a cunt.

  • FireStorm8428
    2 points Sep 18,2018, 9:34am

    I call absolute bullshit...there ain't a McDonalds in America that's icecream machine works past 11 PM.....if at all.

  • clank_von_spank
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 9:40am

    I dont look down on mcdonald’s employees because they work at mcdonalds. I look down on them because they consistently screw up my order. Sausage and egg mcgriddle with no cheese means i dont want cheese, but a third of the time they put cheese on it anyway.

  • SpockShotFirst
    1 points Sep 18,2018, 9:42am

    There is dignity in all work.

    Except for whatever Sarah Huckabee Sanders does. She can go fuck off.

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Here is a good thing in the world

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  • Loading0987
    9 points Sep 17,2018, 3:09pm

    how to save global warming: make every tree in the world own itself, Easy as That

  • Stencils294
    6 points Sep 17,2018, 3:56pm

    What if people planted those acorns everywhere and the city has to debate land ownership with the trees :/

    John Smith Vs Tree Family

  • phonebatterylevelbot
    -1 points Sep 17,2018, 1:04pm

    this phone's battery is at 1% and needs charging!


    I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info

COMMENTS

  • Loading0987
    9 points Sep 17,2018, 3:09pm

    how to save global warming: make every tree in the world own itself, Easy as That

  • Stencils294
    6 points Sep 17,2018, 3:56pm

    What if people planted those acorns everywhere and the city has to debate land ownership with the trees :/

    John Smith Vs Tree Family

  • phonebatterylevelbot
    -1 points Sep 17,2018, 1:04pm

    this phone's battery is at 1% and needs charging!


    I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info

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All Hail The 🌰

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COMMENTS

  • Camero32
    17 points Sep 17,2018, 5:35pm

    That title sounds like something you find in a Tomodachi Life dream

  • Smeelio
    11 points Sep 17,2018, 6:16pm

    My favourite part is the constant switching between Scrat and Scart which I find unreasonably funny for some reason

  • ItsUnwilling
    5 points Sep 17,2018, 7:07pm

    Things getting pretty interesting in the ice age fandom

  • copycat1024
    1 points Sep 17,2018, 8:16pm

    Nut god.

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  • Camero32
    17 points Sep 17,2018, 5:35pm

    That title sounds like something you find in a Tomodachi Life dream

  • Smeelio
    11 points Sep 17,2018, 6:16pm

    My favourite part is the constant switching between Scrat and Scart which I find unreasonably funny for some reason

  • ItsUnwilling
    5 points Sep 17,2018, 7:07pm

    Things getting pretty interesting in the ice age fandom

  • iDragon_76
    3 points Sep 17,2018, 7:27pm

    There will be 7 movies in the ice age series, in each one scrat (which represents humanity) will get over a different deadly scene in search for the nut (which represents divinity). The one with his girlfriend is the one where he gets over lust.

  • copycat1024
    1 points Sep 17,2018, 8:16pm

    Nut god.

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hell yeah

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  • rubberchickenzilla
    27 points Sep 17,2018, 2:02pm

    Hell no, this a bot (hell yeah to the picture though)

    Original

  • Tainted_Scholar
    11 points Sep 17,2018, 1:19pm

    Hell yeah.

  • death-pacito
    2 points Sep 17,2018, 2:16pm

    H

  • WholockTheDragon
    1 points Sep 17,2018, 4:28pm

    What does this mean

  • Furrrrrvious
    -1 points Sep 17,2018, 3:25pm

    Revolver Ocelot

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  • rubberchickenzilla
    27 points Sep 17,2018, 2:02pm

    Hell no, this a bot (hell yeah to the picture though)

    Original

  • Tainted_Scholar
    11 points Sep 17,2018, 1:19pm

    Hell yeah.

  • death-pacito
    2 points Sep 17,2018, 2:16pm

    H

  • CJmaster02
    2 points Sep 17,2018, 6:15pm

    hell yeah

  • WholockTheDragon
    1 points Sep 17,2018, 4:28pm

    What does this mean

  • Furrrrrvious
    -1 points Sep 17,2018, 3:25pm

    Revolver Ocelot

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Evolving pokemon

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  • ratherBloody
    10 points Sep 17,2018, 5:23pm

    Doesn't sun/moon have a legendary that evolves? It was also space themed I think.

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  • ratherBloody
    10 points Sep 17,2018, 5:23pm

    Doesn't sun/moon have a legendary that evolves? It was also space themed I think.