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And then I laughed.

Dec 07,2019, 9:03pm
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GatePlayer

6 points Dec 07,2019, 10:47pm

If they were worried they would just get rid of Alexa, right?
acid_puppet

5 points Dec 07,2019, 9:07pm

This is satire. If its not, it still got a laugh out of me. Well played comrade.
fathermanly

2 points Dec 08,2019, 8:38am

Do they know Alexa can understand whispering too?

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GatePlayer

6 points Dec 07,2019, 10:47pm

If they were worried they would just get rid of Alexa, right?
acid_puppet

5 points Dec 07,2019, 9:07pm

This is satire. If its not, it still got a laugh out of me. Well played comrade.
fathermanly

2 points Dec 08,2019, 8:38am

Do they know Alexa can understand whispering too?

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This was on the Facebook crewmwmber page airline that I work for.

Dec 07,2019, 11:01pm
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depestoreddit

5 points Dec 07,2019, 11:37pm

TSA doesn't even care about drugs unless they explode.
jsdod

3 points Dec 08,2019, 1:23am

I hate it when cashiers ask me for personal services: watch their kids, use my phone, so their homework...
Clerical_Errors

2 points Dec 08,2019, 7:13am

all of my drug deals will be done via tampon from now on

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depestoreddit

5 points Dec 07,2019, 11:37pm

TSA doesn't even care about drugs unless they explode.
jsdod

3 points Dec 08,2019, 1:23am

I hate it when cashiers ask me for personal services: watch their kids, use my phone, so their homework...
Clerical_Errors

2 points Dec 08,2019, 7:13am

all of my drug deals will be done via tampon from now on
Alwaysmadd89

1 points Dec 08,2019, 7:57am

i wish this happened cause fuck the TSA

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Cool guy puts millennial cousin in his place

Dec 07,2019, 10:35pm
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CaptainVodkaPool

5 points Dec 07,2019, 10:53pm

Only 10 years? The guy bragging sounds SO old.
brogers826

3 points Dec 07,2019, 10:38pm

Pulled from Fox News’ website. It was under an article about Starbucks loosening their facial piercing policy
asher1057

1 points Dec 07,2019, 11:34pm

Neckbeard

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Wyvrrn

1 points Dec 08,2019, 5:26pm

....but how is the offer of free magnets a threat? And also, he would be knowingly inflicting bodily harm to a person so would still go to jail?
Zorukia

1 points Dec 08,2019, 6:42pm

Sounds plausible, family members are assholes.

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CaptainVodkaPool

5 points Dec 07,2019, 10:53pm

Only 10 years? The guy bragging sounds SO old.
brogers826

3 points Dec 07,2019, 10:38pm

Pulled from Fox News’ website. It was under an article about Starbucks loosening their facial piercing policy
asher1057

1 points Dec 07,2019, 11:34pm

Neckbeard
HotCuppaTeaOof

1 points Dec 08,2019, 12:59am

I need to know how many people replied with "OK BOOMER."
Wyvrrn

1 points Dec 08,2019, 5:26pm

....but how is the offer of free magnets a threat? And also, he would be knowingly inflicting bodily harm to a person so would still go to jail?
Zorukia

1 points Dec 08,2019, 6:42pm

Sounds plausible, family members are assholes.

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The truest statement ever if my name isnt Shopkeeper Al'bertEinstein

Dec 07,2019, 10:55am
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Tech-Mechanic

6 points Dec 07,2019, 11:25am

How did they know his name?
Before he left did he slowly say, "And if you ever think about manhandling a woman again... Remember... looks back over shoulder Sammy's always watching."
Springtrtr

5 points Dec 07,2019, 11:39am

Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Me!
Me who?
Don’t touch Sam-mee!
MrMemes2019

4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:53pm

Sammy is selling drugs in that area

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Tech-Mechanic

6 points Dec 07,2019, 11:25am

How did they know his name?
Before he left did he slowly say, "And if you ever think about manhandling a woman again... Remember... looks back over shoulder Sammy's always watching."
Springtrtr

5 points Dec 07,2019, 11:39am

Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Me!
Me who?
Don’t touch Sam-mee!
MrMemes2019

4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:53pm

Sammy is selling drugs in that area
not_your_barbiegirl

2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:51pm

Why this situation is so similar to a scene in a bollywood movie kabir singh. Only differance is this sammy dude was calm and kabir singh was angry like hell.

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Homeless man dedicates valuable space in his backpack to a spray bottle for the express purpose of cleaning up his own semen

Dec 05,2019, 2:02am
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TrapBald

28 points Dec 05,2019, 4:51am

“respect” for a stinky homeless man who literally just CAME on a bus
seby1607

10 points Dec 05,2019, 2:04am

what the fuck did I just read..?
Squirtlemanchaos

3 points Dec 05,2019, 10:39am

The bus driver would be fired imidiatly as he let him continue and finish instead of calling the police for public indecency

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teeohdeedee123

1 points Dec 05,2019, 2:06am

You don't?
HeyoBudey

1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:37pm

So the person beside him was like. Yes silent respect for the man. He can jizz anytime.

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TrapBald

28 points Dec 05,2019, 4:51am

“respect” for a stinky homeless man who literally just CAME on a bus
seby1607

10 points Dec 05,2019, 2:04am

what the fuck did I just read..?
Squirtlemanchaos

3 points Dec 05,2019, 10:39am

The bus driver would be fired imidiatly as he let him continue and finish instead of calling the police for public indecency
BlackwaterPark01

2 points Dec 05,2019, 6:59am

And now I hate humanity a little bit more.
teeohdeedee123

1 points Dec 05,2019, 2:06am

You don't?
HeyoBudey

1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:37pm

So the person beside him was like. Yes silent respect for the man. He can jizz anytime.

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Posted by my friend about her 11 year old daughter

Dec 05,2019, 12:25pm
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unclezaveid

8 points Dec 05,2019, 12:53pm

oh, those womenfolk with their gossiping and somesuch am i right

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unclezaveid

8 points Dec 05,2019, 12:53pm

oh, those womenfolk with their gossiping and somesuch am i right

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My fiancé’s cousin is the king of “that happened.”

Dec 05,2019, 11:38am
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simonlepatron

40 points Dec 05,2019, 11:41am

Even if its true its not even worth mentionning. It can barely be considered humour
NippleBarn

21 points Dec 05,2019, 12:17pm

Than everyone fapped
JealousAdeptness

10 points Dec 05,2019, 12:50pm

I think this could be true but I imagine it was more of an uncomfortable nose exhale than anything else

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Alpa_chino69

3 points Dec 05,2019, 3:23pm

Hmm Los Cucos - would that be Houston?
Springtrtr

5 points Dec 05,2019, 12:26pm

He stops making sense at the first sentence. tired—> restaurant (ooh-kay, who cares though)
And what’s with the exclamation marks after stating he went to a restaurant for food!!!!! You don’t say?
I bet he’s a delight to chat with, in person
Lundemus

2 points Dec 05,2019, 12:49pm

I don't get it
Lickmycavity

2 points Dec 05,2019, 4:13pm

This happened. I was the POS machine
HeyoBudey

1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:34pm

I don’t get it.
SamsquanchShit

1 points Dec 05,2019, 2:50pm

That’s what she said....?
chaotoroboto

1 points Dec 05,2019, 5:54pm

I dunno, I could definitely see the kind of person who would tell this story as also being the kind of person to accidentally tell it partly as dialogue.

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simonlepatron

40 points Dec 05,2019, 11:41am

Even if its true its not even worth mentionning. It can barely be considered humour
NippleBarn

21 points Dec 05,2019, 12:17pm

Than everyone fapped
JealousAdeptness

10 points Dec 05,2019, 12:50pm

I think this could be true but I imagine it was more of an uncomfortable nose exhale than anything else
Tweetledeedle

3 points Dec 05,2019, 3:08pm

HAHAHA DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT THIS GUY SAID SOMETHING THAT CAN ALSO BE SAID DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS GOD AMONGST MEN
Alpa_chino69

3 points Dec 05,2019, 3:23pm

Hmm Los Cucos - would that be Houston?
Springtrtr

5 points Dec 05,2019, 12:26pm

He stops making sense at the first sentence. tired—> restaurant (ooh-kay, who cares though)
And what’s with the exclamation marks after stating he went to a restaurant for food!!!!! You don’t say?
I bet he’s a delight to chat with, in person
Lundemus

2 points Dec 05,2019, 12:49pm

I don't get it
Lickmycavity

2 points Dec 05,2019, 4:13pm

This happened. I was the POS machine
HeyoBudey

1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:34pm

I don’t get it.
SamsquanchShit

1 points Dec 05,2019, 2:50pm

That’s what she said....?
chaotoroboto

1 points Dec 05,2019, 5:54pm

I dunno, I could definitely see the kind of person who would tell this story as also being the kind of person to accidentally tell it partly as dialogue.

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the insanity.

Dec 04,2019, 12:37am
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Rampage97t

8 points Dec 04,2019, 9:32am

I can believe the pie part, but nobody besides the person who took the photo was looking
fuzzy01

14 points Dec 04,2019, 12:52am

Ah yes I’m sure everyone immediately dropped what they were doing to watch this dumbass and his vest eat pie out of a cup
stephelan

7 points Dec 04,2019, 5:57am

If they didn’t have plates at work, wouldn’t everyone else in the office be eating their pie from a cup?

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JobRener

3 points Dec 04,2019, 6:14am

So quirky!
KingRobotPrince

2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:23am

r/madlads
IncidentalGnome666

2 points Dec 04,2019, 1:53am

Love how the only other visible person in the picture is looking nowhere near this moron’s direction
OneGoodRib

1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:20am

Well, at least one person must be since there’s a PHOTO.
bagzilla

1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:51pm

Omg I bet if people heard the conversations they had with their best friend people would think they were crazy!

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Rampage97t

8 points Dec 04,2019, 9:32am

I can believe the pie part, but nobody besides the person who took the photo was looking
fuzzy01

14 points Dec 04,2019, 12:52am

Ah yes I’m sure everyone immediately dropped what they were doing to watch this dumbass and his vest eat pie out of a cup
stephelan

7 points Dec 04,2019, 5:57am

If they didn’t have plates at work, wouldn’t everyone else in the office be eating their pie from a cup?
Ghost_touched

5 points Dec 04,2019, 12:16pm

This is the same person who giggles while she says "I'm so weird!"
JobRener

3 points Dec 04,2019, 6:14am

So quirky!
KingRobotPrince

2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:23am

r/madlads
IncidentalGnome666

2 points Dec 04,2019, 1:53am

Love how the only other visible person in the picture is looking nowhere near this moron’s direction
OneGoodRib

1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:20am

Well, at least one person must be since there’s a PHOTO.
bagzilla

1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:51pm

Omg I bet if people heard the conversations they had with their best friend people would think they were crazy!

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No, I don't think anything is dropping.

Dec 04,2019, 5:31pm
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Swansonetal

8 points Dec 04,2019, 5:37pm

In 1977, Robert Franklin produced one of the first commercially available stud detectors. This joke has been around since approximately 15 seconds after it was introduced to the public.
stephelan

5 points Dec 04,2019, 5:46pm

I didn’t even mind the post until the last line. It is a cheesy and overdone dad joke but the part about panties made it super gross and weird.
Zecos11

5 points Dec 04,2019, 5:47pm

They only hint hint dropping is that person’s brain cells

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LeeAhB

1 points Dec 04,2019, 6:50pm

Image Transcription: Facebook Post
Black:
I'm at Lowe's Home improvement in Boone. I told the lady by the entrance I'm trying to mount a TV and need a stud finder. She told me where to look, I grabbed the cheapest one and checked out. Leaving the store I passed by her and she asked what brand stud finder I got. I pulled it out of the bag, held it against my skin and pressed the button. I told her "I don't know but it's working." 😎😎😎Panties. Are. Dropping.
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Swansonetal

8 points Dec 04,2019, 5:37pm

In 1977, Robert Franklin produced one of the first commercially available stud detectors. This joke has been around since approximately 15 seconds after it was introduced to the public.
stephelan

5 points Dec 04,2019, 5:46pm

I didn’t even mind the post until the last line. It is a cheesy and overdone dad joke but the part about panties made it super gross and weird.
Zecos11

5 points Dec 04,2019, 5:47pm

They only hint hint dropping is that person’s brain cells
meowsaysdexter

3 points Dec 04,2019, 6:14pm

I bet she never heard that one before.
LeeAhB

1 points Dec 04,2019, 6:50pm

Image Transcription: Facebook Post
Black:
I'm at Lowe's Home improvement in Boone. I told the lady by the entrance I'm trying to mount a TV and need a stud finder. She told me where to look, I grabbed the cheapest one and checked out. Leaving the store I passed by her and she asked what brand stud finder I got. I pulled it out of the bag, held it against my skin and pressed the button. I told her "I don't know but it's working." 😎😎😎Panties. Are. Dropping.
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How did this get 500 likes?

Dec 03,2019, 12:41pm
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PixelPangolian

600 points Dec 03,2019, 3:47pm

Who the fuck puts this in their own comment? That’s like admitting it’s made up.
This
NicolasDDJ

228 points Dec 03,2019, 3:24pm

*BuT nOboDy cAMe
KingRobotPrince

592 points Dec 03,2019, 1:02pm

Who watches a kid drowning in a pool and calls for help rather than just jumping in and pulling them out?

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WHACKGETOUT

132 points Dec 03,2019, 1:36pm

This
AcumiTheReaper

43 points Dec 03,2019, 2:36pm

"some first aid lifeguard"
MrRighto

27 points Dec 03,2019, 4:21pm

I honestly don’t know but I don’t think the usual procedure is to float up from below the kid to get them on your stomach and then swim on your back to get them to safety. Last time I checked there are faster ways of getting a 5 year old out of a pool
maximiliankm

41 points Dec 03,2019, 2:30pm

^{T h i s}
FazeAfou1

52 points Dec 03,2019, 2:38pm

I once had a similar story to this.We were on vacation in Italy and we rented a house there.(I was there with my parents uncle and grandparents)There was a pool there and my family was in the pool while we were watching tv inside.We went outside and told our parents we were hungry or something I don't remember but they came out of the pool. My sister who was probably a year old somehow got in the pool and was drowning.My dad was talking with my family and he wasnt paying attention.I was young at the time and couldn't swin.
But when I saw my sister In the pool I kept yelling dad and he didn't listen so I gave him a little push and he said what? I pointed to my sister and my dad jumped in the pool and saved her.and now I fucking regret it and wish everyday that I didn't fucking do it because she is an annoying piece of fucking shit
and that's my story
AyZix64

39 points Dec 03,2019, 1:36pm

This
LimeGreenZombieDog

10 points Dec 03,2019, 4:05pm

I have a friend that for years insisted that he was on a roller coaster when the lap bar came unlocked. He managed to hold himself in for the duration of the ride. He said when he got off the ride, he brought it to the attendants attention who paid him $50 cash money not to tell.
fiendzone

9 points Dec 03,2019, 3:56pm

Probably because it was written by a porpoise.
mousesneeze

11 points Dec 03,2019, 3:28pm

And then the pool chairs clapped
__Matt_12__

5 points Dec 03,2019, 4:07pm

His use of "than" rather than "then" makes this really confusing to read.
Brendanmicyd

8 points Dec 03,2019, 4:32pm

But nobody came
How do you see a 5 year old drowning and not cum?
bread_boy96

3 points Dec 03,2019, 3:26pm

Wait did this really happen this is so cool good for you
iduckanygirl

3 points Dec 03,2019, 3:30pm

And then everyone clapped
ReactsWithWords

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:10pm

Hey! I haven’t seen a Gave Me $100 story in awhile!
gat498

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:11pm

The kids name you might ask? None other than Stephen Hawking!
thecorbtrain

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:27pm

The thing that annoyed me most was 100$ not $100
djoney

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:47pm

Spent the 100 bucks on buying likes?
Oiler113

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:54pm

maybe it has 500 likes because he is a HERO???? /s
Gubrach

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:58pm

"but nobody came"r/undertale
Cab00seUnit

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:12pm

This
Etherwulf

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:16pm

And then everyone, including
LooeyChewy

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:21pm

THIS
Cyborg_Breakfast

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:32pm

"This"
Randomrandouser

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:40pm

Bro if you could swim why did you call for help in the first place? Help should’ve been your first instinct
Knockedstorm396

2 points Dec 03,2019, 5:12pm

It got 500 likes because its unbelievable
DrPhilsSlut001

2 points Dec 03,2019, 5:45pm

I think the most touching part of that comment had to be "this", like when I read that I started crying
Eppimoo

2 points Dec 03,2019, 6:06pm

English please
SuperMaanas

2 points Dec 03,2019, 6:36pm

This
WhenAllFails

4 points Dec 03,2019, 4:00pm

Probably people ignorant enough to believe its true, rather than actually reading it twice and seeing there is more wrong than right with it.
psychosatan427

2 points Dec 03,2019, 3:57pm

It’s true, I was the pool
Bevi-Vlogs

2 points Dec 03,2019, 5:04pm

I saved a kid from drowning and got in trouble because you’re supposed to let lifeguards do their job I guess
lucid220

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:06pm

honestly it’s somewhat believable until the last part
SlushySnake

1 points Dec 03,2019, 4:59pm

This
DickSulix

1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:15pm

This
Fjsbanqlpqoanyes

1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:20pm

Like pretending to save a kids life isn't enough, you have to be seen as a hero AND get a prize smh
CAdesertnomad

1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:51pm

My hero😌
tiffanydisasterxoxo

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:04pm

That's not how you save a drowning person. That's how you get kicked.
rebeccatwosocks

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:09pm

I feel like this person learned how to write the same day they wrote this.
SpigotLord

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:10pm

And everyone clapped
C_gray14

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:15pm

Strikes me as a joke to begin with.It's the "but nobody came" that tips me off to it.
TheAmericans

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:16pm

Well he literally got $100% for his actions so that happened.
This
LiterallyMarcus

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:19pm

Omg my kid nearly drowned here’s $100 lol
EmrysPritkin

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:20pm

THEN
destin325

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:21pm

Some friends of ours rented out a community pool for their kids birthday party. Most of the kids were between 4 and 9 years old so several kids, including one of mine, wore a life vest. Once it was time to eat, all the kids gather around and I took the vest off my 4 year old. His immediate response was to run straight back into the pool that was a few feet away. I immediately jumped in after him and passed him up to my wife. All-in-all it was more of a comedic moment than anything else, but I still joke that it’s realistic lesson in unfair perspectives. Had that not been my kid, I’d be a hero...but it wasn’t. And because he was my kid, I should have stood in a way to stop him in the first place. I was the momentarily bad parent that just did the expected thing to correct for being wrong earlier.
Cultural_Car

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:25pm

Is that a motherfucking joj- i mean Undertale reference?
sawright20

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:39pm

Did he call the kid “it”
Anianna

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:39pm

Most people wouldn't even recognize a person is drowning. It doesn't look like what most people think it looks like and it doesn't look anything like what is generally depicted on movies and shows.
Mr_Martiniii

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:52pm

I had almost had a stroke reading this.
Nuka_Moncho

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:57pm

You kidding? This sounds true I remember when I was 5 and I could hold my breathe for 5 minutes straight in water. Nice moments
Sometimes, I could reach 10 minutes, I was one with the pool
Yettibyte

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:08pm

I saved my cousin from drowning for like a few seconds before i called a lifeguard and i didn't earn crap
delaneyhodges

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:23pm

Does anyone else hate how they use “than” instead of “then”? Oh the grammanity
rudolphrednose25

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:24pm

Dude tf, I was Nobody, I came to help and he didn't give me credit. Sucks to be him, I got 1000$ and he only got 100$
NeonSignsRain

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:29pm

How big was that pool
markycmw

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:31pm

No I was there I was the $100
madewithmematic_

1 points Dec 03,2019, 3:46pm

This
Nail_Biterr

1 points Dec 03,2019, 3:49pm

this
CallAus

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:08pm

He let the kid drown for 5 minutes while calling for help before responding?

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PixelPangolian

600 points Dec 03,2019, 3:47pm

Who the fuck puts this in their own comment? That’s like admitting it’s made up.
This
NicolasDDJ

228 points Dec 03,2019, 3:24pm

*BuT nOboDy cAMe
KingRobotPrince

592 points Dec 03,2019, 1:02pm

Who watches a kid drowning in a pool and calls for help rather than just jumping in and pulling them out?
Guypussy

129 points Dec 03,2019, 2:23pm

“Well if you told me you were drowning/I’d eventually lend a hand.”
WHACKGETOUT

132 points Dec 03,2019, 1:36pm

This
AcumiTheReaper

43 points Dec 03,2019, 2:36pm

"some first aid lifeguard"
MrRighto

27 points Dec 03,2019, 4:21pm

I honestly don’t know but I don’t think the usual procedure is to float up from below the kid to get them on your stomach and then swim on your back to get them to safety. Last time I checked there are faster ways of getting a 5 year old out of a pool
maximiliankm

41 points Dec 03,2019, 2:30pm

^{T h i s}
FazeAfou1

52 points Dec 03,2019, 2:38pm

I once had a similar story to this.We were on vacation in Italy and we rented a house there.(I was there with my parents uncle and grandparents)There was a pool there and my family was in the pool while we were watching tv inside.We went outside and told our parents we were hungry or something I don't remember but they came out of the pool. My sister who was probably a year old somehow got in the pool and was drowning.My dad was talking with my family and he wasnt paying attention.I was young at the time and couldn't swin.
But when I saw my sister In the pool I kept yelling dad and he didn't listen so I gave him a little push and he said what? I pointed to my sister and my dad jumped in the pool and saved her.and now I fucking regret it and wish everyday that I didn't fucking do it because she is an annoying piece of fucking shit
and that's my story
AyZix64

39 points Dec 03,2019, 1:36pm

This
LimeGreenZombieDog

10 points Dec 03,2019, 4:05pm

I have a friend that for years insisted that he was on a roller coaster when the lap bar came unlocked. He managed to hold himself in for the duration of the ride. He said when he got off the ride, he brought it to the attendants attention who paid him $50 cash money not to tell.
fiendzone

9 points Dec 03,2019, 3:56pm

Probably because it was written by a porpoise.
mousesneeze

11 points Dec 03,2019, 3:28pm

And then the pool chairs clapped
__Matt_12__

5 points Dec 03,2019, 4:07pm

His use of "than" rather than "then" makes this really confusing to read.
Brendanmicyd

8 points Dec 03,2019, 4:32pm

But nobody came
How do you see a 5 year old drowning and not cum?
bread_boy96

3 points Dec 03,2019, 3:26pm

Wait did this really happen this is so cool good for you
iduckanygirl

3 points Dec 03,2019, 3:30pm

And then everyone clapped
ReactsWithWords

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:10pm

Hey! I haven’t seen a Gave Me $100 story in awhile!
gat498

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:11pm

The kids name you might ask? None other than Stephen Hawking!
thecorbtrain

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:27pm

The thing that annoyed me most was 100$ not $100
djoney

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:47pm

Spent the 100 bucks on buying likes?
Oiler113

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:54pm

maybe it has 500 likes because he is a HERO???? /s
Gubrach

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:58pm

"but nobody came"r/undertale
Cab00seUnit

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:12pm

This
Etherwulf

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:16pm

And then everyone, including
LooeyChewy

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:21pm

THIS
Cyborg_Breakfast

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:32pm

"This"
Randomrandouser

2 points Dec 03,2019, 4:40pm

Bro if you could swim why did you call for help in the first place? Help should’ve been your first instinct
Knockedstorm396

2 points Dec 03,2019, 5:12pm

It got 500 likes because its unbelievable
DrPhilsSlut001

2 points Dec 03,2019, 5:45pm

I think the most touching part of that comment had to be "this", like when I read that I started crying
Eppimoo

2 points Dec 03,2019, 6:06pm

English please
SuperMaanas

2 points Dec 03,2019, 6:36pm

This
WhenAllFails

4 points Dec 03,2019, 4:00pm

Probably people ignorant enough to believe its true, rather than actually reading it twice and seeing there is more wrong than right with it.
psychosatan427

2 points Dec 03,2019, 3:57pm

It’s true, I was the pool
Bevi-Vlogs

2 points Dec 03,2019, 5:04pm

I saved a kid from drowning and got in trouble because you’re supposed to let lifeguards do their job I guess
lucid220

3 points Dec 03,2019, 4:06pm

honestly it’s somewhat believable until the last part
SlushySnake

1 points Dec 03,2019, 4:59pm

This
DickSulix

1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:15pm

This
Fjsbanqlpqoanyes

1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:20pm

Like pretending to save a kids life isn't enough, you have to be seen as a hero AND get a prize smh
CAdesertnomad

1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:51pm

My hero😌
tiffanydisasterxoxo

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:04pm

That's not how you save a drowning person. That's how you get kicked.
rebeccatwosocks

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:09pm

I feel like this person learned how to write the same day they wrote this.
SpigotLord

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:10pm

And everyone clapped
C_gray14

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:15pm

Strikes me as a joke to begin with.It's the "but nobody came" that tips me off to it.
TheAmericans

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:16pm

Well he literally got $100% for his actions so that happened.
This
LiterallyMarcus

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:19pm

Omg my kid nearly drowned here’s $100 lol
EmrysPritkin

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:20pm

THEN
destin325

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:21pm

Some friends of ours rented out a community pool for their kids birthday party. Most of the kids were between 4 and 9 years old so several kids, including one of mine, wore a life vest. Once it was time to eat, all the kids gather around and I took the vest off my 4 year old. His immediate response was to run straight back into the pool that was a few feet away. I immediately jumped in after him and passed him up to my wife. All-in-all it was more of a comedic moment than anything else, but I still joke that it’s realistic lesson in unfair perspectives. Had that not been my kid, I’d be a hero...but it wasn’t. And because he was my kid, I should have stood in a way to stop him in the first place. I was the momentarily bad parent that just did the expected thing to correct for being wrong earlier.
Cultural_Car

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:25pm

Is that a motherfucking joj- i mean Undertale reference?
sawright20

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:39pm

Did he call the kid “it”
Anianna

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:39pm

Most people wouldn't even recognize a person is drowning. It doesn't look like what most people think it looks like and it doesn't look anything like what is generally depicted on movies and shows.
Mr_Martiniii

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:52pm

I had almost had a stroke reading this.
Nuka_Moncho

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:57pm

You kidding? This sounds true I remember when I was 5 and I could hold my breathe for 5 minutes straight in water. Nice moments
Sometimes, I could reach 10 minutes, I was one with the pool
Yettibyte

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:08pm

I saved my cousin from drowning for like a few seconds before i called a lifeguard and i didn't earn crap
delaneyhodges

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:23pm

Does anyone else hate how they use “than” instead of “then”? Oh the grammanity
rudolphrednose25

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:24pm

Dude tf, I was Nobody, I came to help and he didn't give me credit. Sucks to be him, I got 1000$ and he only got 100$
NeonSignsRain

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:29pm

How big was that pool
markycmw

1 points Dec 03,2019, 7:31pm

No I was there I was the $100
madewithmematic_

1 points Dec 03,2019, 3:46pm

This
Nail_Biterr

1 points Dec 03,2019, 3:49pm

this
CallAus

1 points Dec 03,2019, 6:08pm

He let the kid drown for 5 minutes while calling for help before responding?

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And then I laughed.

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This was on the Facebook crewmwmber page airline that I work for.

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Cool guy puts millennial cousin in his place

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The truest statement ever if my name isnt Shopkeeper Al'bertEinstein

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Homeless man dedicates valuable space in his backpack to a spray bottle for the express purpose of cleaning up his own semen

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Posted by my friend about her 11 year old daughter

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My fiancé’s cousin is the king of “that happened.”

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the insanity.

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No, I don't think anything is dropping.

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How did this get 500 likes?

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