I will give you people money if you stop fucking posting this please for the love of all that is holy
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Am I supposed to know who fetty wap is ?
I don't know who the fuck that is
That last sentence made no sense at all
I'm sure she was handing out explanations to every person she saw. Like seriously who would give two shits?
girls are so quirky omg
Controlling boyfriend, girl who feels like people are suspicious of her and expect her to justify normal behavior....yyyeah, this is a solid plausible.
Seems possible enough to me
.... and chill
Am I right 😏
Excuse me. Dusty Springfield?
It could’ve happened. School principles are inherently weird
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I was in High Schoo in 2001 and was sent to the Principal's Office with a refferal. It said [censored] has been singing in class. Have him sing you a song. This is the one I chose. My Principal had his mouth wide open saying that teens of today don't know this music.
So I sang Dusty Springfield For What Its Worth.
The Principal called my Mother and said he never met a student who lovez the music he listened to at my age" He said this was the best referal he got in years.
You know what he did? He gave me in school suspension in the office and had me come in at 7 AM for 4 weeks. Guess what we did? Listen to oldies.
I never had so much fun at school!
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Sure your children get vaccinated and the next day they all of a sudden have autism sure
This is pretty realistic though. Could totally happen.
jesus this sub has devolved to posting anything that the poster hasnt personally experienced as complete bullshit that never happened
OP might be shocked to know that not every older person is a raging, homophobic asshole.
Further, most older people have at least some experience with LGBTQ folks, and are at least somewhat aware of the struggles other people face.
This sounds entirely plausible.
TL/DR: Most people try to be decent, try to accommodate others.
How’s it that happened lol
Jesus christ fuck that guy
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An actual conversation I had with my lawyer
Gray: Just sent you the contract for (censored) I need you to sign it again
Blue: Didn't I already sign it?
Gray: Yes. You signed it "I'm Batman"
Gray: We've been over this. You cannot sign documents as "Batman," "The Dark Knight" or "Protector of Gotham" only your full legal name will suffice
Blue: Show me a shred of legal evidence proving I'm not Batman
Gray: Are we seriously having this conversation again
I went to high school with a native girl who got offended that the class was reading a book by a native author... So I can actually see this happening. Does this lady lie a lot or something??
They always have to ruin it with the applause.
That’s right...we are disrespectful, but not racist. How dare you!
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110% agree. One night I was at [original word redacted and replaced with "work"] and this woman came for a to-go order she had called in. Two minutes after she arrived someone else got their plate. She started calling the staff disrespectful and racist. I had a rough day waiting tables and was not gonna let this bitch treat them like that; stood up and loudly told her they make the food in order and are CLEARLY working on yours and you're the only one being disrespectful and what the hell is up with playing the race card??
The rest of the restaurant applauded
She is crazy; threatening cunnilinctus shouldn’t be taken lightly.
The lemonade died from embarrassment...
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Yesterday my friend told me that a man cut her off in traffic so she laid on the horn and he threatened to kill her. She said, "YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GETS TO KILL ME? I'M FUCKING CRAZY! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" and hurled a lemonade at him.
She hurled a lemonade at him. It sailed through the air, through the window, killing him instantly. His girlfriend was later found half eaten.
Anybody else think this would make a great horror movie?
Oh, just me then.
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