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Just what every 14y/o says

Jun 19,2019, 8:16pm
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TubaDub90

2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:22pm

I will give you people money if you stop fucking posting this please for the love of all that is holy
hell2go

1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:30pm

PAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!! WHAT...?!

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TubaDub90

2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:22pm

I will give you people money if you stop fucking posting this please for the love of all that is holy
hell2go

1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:30pm

PAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!! WHAT...?!

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Jun 19,2019, 2:15pm
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larente981

5 points Jun 19,2019, 2:26pm

Am I supposed to know who fetty wap is ?
olde_greg

1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:25pm

I don't know who the fuck that is
ItsyaboiJoice

1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:15pm

That last sentence made no sense at all

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larente981

5 points Jun 19,2019, 2:26pm

Am I supposed to know who fetty wap is ?
olde_greg

1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:25pm

I don't know who the fuck that is
ItsyaboiJoice

1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:15pm

That last sentence made no sense at all

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I, too, utilize Netflix

Jun 19,2019, 2:13pm
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YaziDiLong

11 points Jun 19,2019, 2:20pm

I'm sure she was handing out explanations to every person she saw. Like seriously who would give two shits?
manning_harrison

6 points Jun 19,2019, 2:15pm

girls are so quirky omg
Fomulouscrunch

2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:46pm

Controlling boyfriend, girl who feels like people are suspicious of her and expect her to justify normal behavior....yyyeah, this is a solid plausible.

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deny_death

1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:14pm

Seems possible enough to me

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YaziDiLong

11 points Jun 19,2019, 2:20pm

I'm sure she was handing out explanations to every person she saw. Like seriously who would give two shits?
manning_harrison

6 points Jun 19,2019, 2:15pm

girls are so quirky omg
Fomulouscrunch

2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:46pm

Controlling boyfriend, girl who feels like people are suspicious of her and expect her to justify normal behavior....yyyeah, this is a solid plausible.
Rita_bhook

2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:17pm

.... and chill
Am I right 😏
deny_death

1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:14pm

Seems possible enough to me

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I would also enjoy an in school suspension at 7am for 4 weeks just to listen to oldies with the principal.

Jun 18,2019, 4:05pm
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CaravanRed

4 points Jun 18,2019, 4:37pm

Excuse me. Dusty Springfield?
KingNebby

2 points Jun 18,2019, 4:06pm

It could’ve happened. School principles are inherently weird
SeriousSamStone

1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:22pm

Image Transcription: YouTube Comment
[Name censored]
I was in High Schoo in 2001 and was sent to the Principal's Office with a refferal. It said [censored] has been singing in class. Have him sing you a song. This is the one I chose. My Principal had his mouth wide open saying that teens of today don't know this music.
So I sang Dusty Springfield For What Its Worth.
The Principal called my Mother and said he never met a student who lovez the music he listened to at my age" He said this was the best referal he got in years.
You know what he did? He gave me in school suspension in the office and had me come in at 7 AM for 4 weeks. Guess what we did? Listen to oldies.
I never had so much fun at school!
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CaravanRed

4 points Jun 18,2019, 4:37pm

Excuse me. Dusty Springfield?
KingNebby

2 points Jun 18,2019, 4:06pm

It could’ve happened. School principles are inherently weird
SeriousSamStone

1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:22pm

Image Transcription: YouTube Comment
[Name censored]
I was in High Schoo in 2001 and was sent to the Principal's Office with a refferal. It said [censored] has been singing in class. Have him sing you a song. This is the one I chose. My Principal had his mouth wide open saying that teens of today don't know this music.
So I sang Dusty Springfield For What Its Worth.
The Principal called my Mother and said he never met a student who lovez the music he listened to at my age" He said this was the best referal he got in years.
You know what he did? He gave me in school suspension in the office and had me come in at 7 AM for 4 weeks. Guess what we did? Listen to oldies.
I never had so much fun at school!
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Proof vaccines are bad!

Jun 16,2019, 5:00pm
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MaxImageBot

2 points Jun 16,2019, 5:00pm

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RazorbackESQ

1 points Jun 16,2019, 5:06pm

r/vaxxhappened
Tomika20

1 points Jun 16,2019, 5:21pm

Sure your children get vaccinated and the next day they all of a sudden have autism sure

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MaxImageBot

2 points Jun 16,2019, 5:00pm

14.2x larger (2048x1008) version of linked image:
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RazorbackESQ

1 points Jun 16,2019, 5:06pm

r/vaxxhappened
Tomika20

1 points Jun 16,2019, 5:21pm

Sure your children get vaccinated and the next day they all of a sudden have autism sure

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It's just that easy!!

Jun 16,2019, 2:48pm
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robike99

2 points Jun 16,2019, 7:37pm

This is pretty realistic though. Could totally happen.
Mr__Snek

2 points Jun 16,2019, 2:52pm

jesus this sub has devolved to posting anything that the poster hasnt personally experienced as complete bullshit that never happened
MarsNeedsRabbits

0 points Jun 16,2019, 3:23pm

OP might be shocked to know that not every older person is a raging, homophobic asshole.
Further, most older people have at least some experience with LGBTQ folks, and are at least somewhat aware of the struggles other people face.
This sounds entirely plausible.
TL/DR: Most people try to be decent, try to accommodate others.

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robike99

2 points Jun 16,2019, 7:37pm

This is pretty realistic though. Could totally happen.
Mr__Snek

2 points Jun 16,2019, 2:52pm

jesus this sub has devolved to posting anything that the poster hasnt personally experienced as complete bullshit that never happened
MarsNeedsRabbits

0 points Jun 16,2019, 3:23pm

OP might be shocked to know that not every older person is a raging, homophobic asshole.
Further, most older people have at least some experience with LGBTQ folks, and are at least somewhat aware of the struggles other people face.
This sounds entirely plausible.
TL/DR: Most people try to be decent, try to accommodate others.
Tullooa

0 points Jun 16,2019, 2:51pm

How’s it that happened lol

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Bruce Wayne seeks legal counsel

Jun 16,2019, 6:47pm
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lockestar

3 points Jun 16,2019, 6:52pm

Jesus christ fuck that guy
ILikePokemonGo101

3 points Jun 16,2019, 7:56pm

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An actual conversation I had with my lawyer
Gray: Just sent you the contract for (censored) I need you to sign it again
Blue: Didn't I already sign it?
Gray: Yes. You signed it "I'm Batman"
Gray: We've been over this. You cannot sign documents as "Batman," "The Dark Knight" or "Protector of Gotham" only your full legal name will suffice
Blue: Show me a shred of legal evidence proving I'm not Batman
Gray: Are we seriously having this conversation again
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lockestar

3 points Jun 16,2019, 6:52pm

Jesus christ fuck that guy
ILikePokemonGo101

3 points Jun 16,2019, 7:56pm

Image Transcription: Text Messages
An actual conversation I had with my lawyer
Gray: Just sent you the contract for (censored) I need you to sign it again
Blue: Didn't I already sign it?
Gray: Yes. You signed it "I'm Batman"
Gray: We've been over this. You cannot sign documents as "Batman," "The Dark Knight" or "Protector of Gotham" only your full legal name will suffice
Blue: Show me a shred of legal evidence proving I'm not Batman
Gray: Are we seriously having this conversation again
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My ex-boss talking about her daughter. So glad I'm not dealing with this anymore.

Jun 15,2019, 7:48pm
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TubaDub90

1 points Jun 15,2019, 8:00pm

I went to high school with a native girl who got offended that the class was reading a book by a native author... So I can actually see this happening. Does this lady lie a lot or something??

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TubaDub90

1 points Jun 15,2019, 8:00pm

I went to high school with a native girl who got offended that the class was reading a book by a native author... So I can actually see this happening. Does this lady lie a lot or something??

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Jun 14,2019, 11:50am
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youreadeck12

4 points Jun 14,2019, 11:57am

They always have to ruin it with the applause.
Detective_Lindy

2 points Jun 14,2019, 11:54am

That’s right...we are disrespectful, but not racist. How dare you!
BreakfastCrunchwrap

1 points Jun 14,2019, 1:08pm

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Unknown Name:
110% agree. One night I was at [original word redacted and replaced with "work"] and this woman came for a to-go order she had called in. Two minutes after she arrived someone else got their plate. She started calling the staff disrespectful and racist. I had a rough day waiting tables and was not gonna let this bitch treat them like that; stood up and loudly told her they make the food in order and are CLEARLY working on yours and you're the only one being disrespectful and what the hell is up with playing the race card??
The rest of the restaurant applauded
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youreadeck12

4 points Jun 14,2019, 11:57am

They always have to ruin it with the applause.
Detective_Lindy

2 points Jun 14,2019, 11:54am

That’s right...we are disrespectful, but not racist. How dare you!
BreakfastCrunchwrap

1 points Jun 14,2019, 1:08pm

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Unknown Name:
110% agree. One night I was at [original word redacted and replaced with "work"] and this woman came for a to-go order she had called in. Two minutes after she arrived someone else got their plate. She started calling the staff disrespectful and racist. I had a rough day waiting tables and was not gonna let this bitch treat them like that; stood up and loudly told her they make the food in order and are CLEARLY working on yours and you're the only one being disrespectful and what the hell is up with playing the race card??
The rest of the restaurant applauded
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She hurled a lemonade at him. It sailed through the air, through the window, killing him instantly. His girlfriend was later found half eaten.

Jun 14,2019, 10:50am
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Formally_Nightman

3 points Jun 14,2019, 11:08am

She is crazy; threatening cunnilinctus shouldn’t be taken lightly.
Detective_Lindy

2 points Jun 14,2019, 12:02pm

The lemonade died from embarrassment...
BreakfastCrunchwrap

1 points Jun 14,2019, 12:38pm

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Yesterday my friend told me that a man cut her off in traffic so she laid on the horn and he threatened to kill her. She said, "YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GETS TO KILL ME? I'M FUCKING CRAZY! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" and hurled a lemonade at him.
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Formally_Nightman

3 points Jun 14,2019, 11:08am

She is crazy; threatening cunnilinctus shouldn’t be taken lightly.
Detective_Lindy

2 points Jun 14,2019, 12:02pm

The lemonade died from embarrassment...
BreakfastCrunchwrap

1 points Jun 14,2019, 12:38pm

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Unknown Poster
Yesterday my friend told me that a man cut her off in traffic so she laid on the horn and he threatened to kill her. She said, "YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GETS TO KILL ME? I'M FUCKING CRAZY! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" and hurled a lemonade at him.
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aussiedoc58

1 points Jun 14,2019, 7:08pm

She hurled a lemonade at him. It sailed through the air, through the window, killing him instantly. His girlfriend was later found half eaten.
Anybody else think this would make a great horror movie?
Oh, just me then.

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