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Who sits down to write these?

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Khazalex
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 8:02pm

    Then we all went round his house and had an orgy with his mom while his dad sat in the corner clapping

  • little_tor23
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 8:02pm

    This post is ga-ross.

  • not_anakin
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 8:01pm

    welcome to pervertown

  • Fuquar7
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 8:04pm

    It's like a creative writing exercise

  • little_tor23
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 8:29pm

    Two words. Roll playing chat room dude.

  • MichaelJordansToupee
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 8:30pm

    And that night the boy was pegged by his mom for his cruelty and insolence and his dad filmed the whole thing on his phone and uploaded it to the internet.

COMMENTS

  • Khazalex
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 8:02pm

    Then we all went round his house and had an orgy with his mom while his dad sat in the corner clapping

  • little_tor23
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 8:02pm

    This post is ga-ross.

  • not_anakin
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 8:01pm

    welcome to pervertown

  • xIJustWantToSleepx
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 8:02pm

    I do

  • Fuquar7
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 8:04pm

    It's like a creative writing exercise

  • little_tor23
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 8:29pm

    Two words. Roll playing chat room dude.

  • MichaelJordansToupee
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 8:30pm

    And that night the boy was pegged by his mom for his cruelty and insolence and his dad filmed the whole thing on his phone and uploaded it to the internet.

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Police

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • rh2005
    209 points Oct 12,2019, 7:00am

    That’s an old joke

  • woozlewuzzle29
    46 points Oct 12,2019, 8:23am

    This one actually happened, I was on the road. After the officer let him go, everyone pulled over, got out of their cars, and applauded. The officer then escorted us all to the nearest dealership and bought us all lightly used SUVs.

  • Aupar12
    42 points Oct 12,2019, 7:19am

    Isn’t this from HIMYM?

  • predictingzepast
    17 points Oct 12,2019, 7:29am

    Looks like the OPs from r/facepalm are leaking over here now...

  • The_Jib
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 8:35am

    This is the oldest cop joke in the book.

  • Billy_Billboard
    8 points Oct 12,2019, 8:14am

    Great title man

  • MattyHoov
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 8:58am

    Image Transcription

    I got pulled over by the police today. I was apparently his first speeder because when he got to my window he said, “I’ve been waiting all day for you.” I said “I got here as fast as I could.” He let me go.

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  • PlsHalpHowToFashion
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:55am

    Why are the e’s all weird?

  • dat_commie
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:02am

    Because lord forbids police letting speed offenders go with a warning

COMMENTS

  • rh2005
    209 points Oct 12,2019, 7:00am

    That’s an old joke

  • woozlewuzzle29
    46 points Oct 12,2019, 8:23am

    This one actually happened, I was on the road. After the officer let him go, everyone pulled over, got out of their cars, and applauded. The officer then escorted us all to the nearest dealership and bought us all lightly used SUVs.

  • Aupar12
    42 points Oct 12,2019, 7:19am

    Isn’t this from HIMYM?

  • skinsfan55
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 8:26am

    This is a famous old joke that someone told in the first person for comedic effect. Definitely not /r/thathappened material

  • predictingzepast
    17 points Oct 12,2019, 7:29am

    Looks like the OPs from r/facepalm are leaking over here now...

  • The_Jib
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 8:35am

    This is the oldest cop joke in the book.

  • Billy_Billboard
    8 points Oct 12,2019, 8:14am

    Great title man

  • MattyHoov
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 8:58am

    Image Transcription

    I got pulled over by the police today. I was apparently his first speeder because when he got to my window he said, “I’ve been waiting all day for you.” I said “I got here as fast as I could.” He let me go.

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  • PlsHalpHowToFashion
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:55am

    Why are the e’s all weird?

  • dat_commie
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:02am

    Because lord forbids police letting speed offenders go with a warning

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How to get out of a weed bust by quoting Breaking Bad

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • micmeup
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 6:29pm

    This person has never been pulled over

COMMENTS

  • micmeup
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 6:29pm

    This person has never been pulled over

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From a post asking if you would shoot your best friend in the leg for $10 million

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Electromass
    38 points Oct 10,2019, 8:24am

    Lol that’s the plot to a Nicholas cage movie called stolen

  • GnuMag
    7 points Oct 10,2019, 12:42pm

    "It was a pine cone" was not how I would have imagined a story about shooting your friend in the leg, to end.

  • GravityTruther
    8 points Oct 10,2019, 5:55am

    203 Likes

    Facebook is truly brain dead

  • ZeikTwo
    5 points Oct 10,2019, 5:55am

    I would shoot my best friend's and my own leg to get $10million

COMMENTS

  • Electromass
    38 points Oct 10,2019, 8:24am

    Lol that’s the plot to a Nicholas cage movie called stolen

  • GnuMag
    7 points Oct 10,2019, 12:42pm

    "It was a pine cone" was not how I would have imagined a story about shooting your friend in the leg, to end.

  • GravityTruther
    8 points Oct 10,2019, 5:55am

    203 Likes

    Facebook is truly brain dead

  • heyrunnermama
    3 points Oct 10,2019, 2:36pm

    Yes. In all of your eight years on this earth, you definitely know someone all that happened to.

  • ZeikTwo
    5 points Oct 10,2019, 5:55am

    I would shoot my best friend's and my own leg to get $10million

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Got a goldmine if a Facebook here.

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • frankzen
    1422 points Oct 10,2019, 7:57am

    vendor to self...

  • jellykun
    782 points Oct 10,2019, 10:08am

    Who says “sling” that many times

  • tenochM
    472 points Oct 10,2019, 10:40am

    I honestly have no idea what's going on

  • Valereeeee
    105 points Oct 10,2019, 11:00am

    I work with discount codes and we sling them around quite a bit. They don’t cost us anything. The only thing that doesn’t ring true is the surprise that anyone reads the T&Cs. If the customer is older than 40, they at least skim them.

    Younger people don’t read them because they trust in the outrage of social media to bring justice into balance. It’s actually a very efficient solution. The older people still don’t trust the communal power of the internet and still assume they are on their own vis a vis corporations.

  • YourfriendHeroin
    24 points Oct 10,2019, 11:53am

    Sling yourself off a cliff.

  • cracylou
    94 points Oct 10,2019, 10:48am

    Nah this is true. As someone who worked in support chat, every time someone asked for free money we just gave it to them. If they asked for a manager, more free money! Companies love giving you free money for asking for a manager! /s

  • r_walker
    24 points Oct 10,2019, 11:26am

    Good hustle, here's your upvote ⬆️

  • DonLovin
    9 points Oct 10,2019, 11:47am

    That vendors name? Albert Einstein

  • That-Really-Happened
    6 points Oct 10,2019, 2:39pm

    On livechat support for the online shop I'm buying a dishwasher from:

    Me> the discount code you emailed me no longer works

    vendor> yep it expired

    me> it had no expiry date in the email.

    vendor> It's in the terms and conditions but I'll accept it as a courtesy.

    me> ok

    me> sees an ad to enter a chance to win $500

    vendor> anything else I can do for you?

    me> no, thanks

    me> goes and lies about it on the internet

  • TotobyAfricano
    3 points Oct 10,2019, 5:36pm

    This guy really wrote vender to self

  • b0kk0
    3 points Oct 10,2019, 6:20pm

    What do people gain from lying about this kind of stuff? Is it to flex? I don’t understand..

  • DrSousaphone
    4 points Oct 10,2019, 2:00pm

    Their decision to use a ">" rather than a ":" between the name of the person speaking and what they're saying really sets me off-kilter.

  • Jakklz
    8 points Oct 10,2019, 11:11am

    Its written in a cunty way but the actual events aren’t unbelievable at all

  • cassidy012496
    2 points Oct 10,2019, 2:05pm

    $25 off a dishwasher is a really small discount to be bragging over

  • llBuNgLell
    2 points Oct 10,2019, 7:40pm

    legal and marketing teams to selves: he got us guys, we've been slung.

  • PhatJamal
    4 points Oct 10,2019, 12:36pm

    Then the coupon clapped

  • Supersnazz
    6 points Oct 10,2019, 11:00am

    What is even remotely unlikely about this? Discount codes get thrown around like Halloween candy.

  • Carmel_Dunkaccino
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 5:37pm

    I'm always so torn with this subreddit I want to downvote because the people are so cringe but I know that thats why we are upvoting

  • kitkatkickass
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 6:03pm

    It happen, I was the discount code and I clapped.

  • cat_handcuffs
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 8:15pm

    Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, mmmmhmmm.

  • HypnoFluffy
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:53pm

    Seems reasonably plausible to me. Probably not the exact words that were used, but still, it seems like something that could very well happen.

  • kVIIIwithan8
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:08pm

    As someone who works in CX: no.

  • solamarvii
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:56pm

    Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade....

  • uppercnt
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 3:58pm

    Please are you kidding me? It actually went like this:

    Customer: neglects to send off rebate forms before the expiration date.

    Customer: calls and claims was sent wrong forms and bad info

    Customer: yells and yells

    Customer: demands to speak to manager

    Manager: gives customer discount and blacklists customer

  • DancingPianos
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 4:39pm

    It's the Cash Slinging Cashier!

  • Bakytheryuha
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 4:21pm

    vendor manager> good hustle "slaps butt"

    me> yo, man. im not on your team!

  • ninjas_cousin
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 12:22pm

    This was hard to follow

  • urbanwolf
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 12:26pm

    Were they buying a sling?

  • deathstarmoderator
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 1:38pm

    GOOD HUSTLE

  • yondus
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:05pm

    That made me groan. And not in a sexy way.

  • Cyborg_Breakfast
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:25pm

    This story didn't happen but also requires you have been there to understand what the fuck is going on

  • Illuminouxs
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:27pm

    Two to the one to the one to the three

  • DarkStamway
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:34pm

    Its true. I was the phone.

  • SantikLingo
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:40pm

    pretty sure this is just a silly story not meant to be real

  • bobdarobber
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:41pm

    Tried this with google, after a hour manager told me to fuck off

  • ManiacFive
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:44pm

    I guarantee no live chat manager has ever said. ‘Good hustle’ Not even mumbled vendor to self

  • nice_usermeme
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:53pm

    Cool, texas.

  • Midnightkata
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 3:18pm

    Good hustle.

  • BigBadBoomchakka
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 3:28pm

    And then he gave me a full kitchen set for free and s trip to the Bahamas

  • Toast_with_the_Most
    -1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:22pm

    What the fuck even is this title? Calling r/ihadastroke

  • spivnv
    -1 points Oct 10,2019, 3:41pm

    The way this is written is obnoxious BUT I don't see what's weird about this. Online stores throw around discount codes like they're nothing.

  • halfhalfnhalf
    -2 points Oct 10,2019, 3:42pm

    A new dishwasher is like $500+. Dude is bragging about getting a 5% discount.

  • TheTrueRubyLord
    -2 points Oct 10,2019, 3:51pm

    v e n d o r t o s e l f

  • DemonAssassin64
    -2 points Oct 10,2019, 3:35pm

    And then everyone clapped

COMMENTS

  • frankzen
    1422 points Oct 10,2019, 7:57am

    vendor to self...

  • jellykun
    782 points Oct 10,2019, 10:08am

    Who says “sling” that many times

  • tenochM
    472 points Oct 10,2019, 10:40am

    I honestly have no idea what's going on

  • Tech-Mechanic
    179 points Oct 10,2019, 10:50am

    Somebody sling me a 2x4 so I can sling it at this idiot's head.

  • Valereeeee
    105 points Oct 10,2019, 11:00am

    I work with discount codes and we sling them around quite a bit. They don’t cost us anything. The only thing that doesn’t ring true is the surprise that anyone reads the T&Cs. If the customer is older than 40, they at least skim them.

    Younger people don’t read them because they trust in the outrage of social media to bring justice into balance. It’s actually a very efficient solution. The older people still don’t trust the communal power of the internet and still assume they are on their own vis a vis corporations.

  • YourfriendHeroin
    24 points Oct 10,2019, 11:53am

    Sling yourself off a cliff.

  • cracylou
    94 points Oct 10,2019, 10:48am

    Nah this is true. As someone who worked in support chat, every time someone asked for free money we just gave it to them. If they asked for a manager, more free money! Companies love giving you free money for asking for a manager! /s

  • r_walker
    24 points Oct 10,2019, 11:26am

    Good hustle, here's your upvote ⬆️

  • DonLovin
    9 points Oct 10,2019, 11:47am

    That vendors name? Albert Einstein

  • That-Really-Happened
    6 points Oct 10,2019, 2:39pm

    On livechat support for the online shop I'm buying a dishwasher from:

    Me> the discount code you emailed me no longer works

    vendor> yep it expired

    me> it had no expiry date in the email.

    vendor> It's in the terms and conditions but I'll accept it as a courtesy.

    me> ok

    me> sees an ad to enter a chance to win $500

    vendor> anything else I can do for you?

    me> no, thanks

    me> goes and lies about it on the internet

  • TotobyAfricano
    3 points Oct 10,2019, 5:36pm

    This guy really wrote vender to self

  • b0kk0
    3 points Oct 10,2019, 6:20pm

    What do people gain from lying about this kind of stuff? Is it to flex? I don’t understand..

  • DrSousaphone
    4 points Oct 10,2019, 2:00pm

    Their decision to use a ">" rather than a ":" between the name of the person speaking and what they're saying really sets me off-kilter.

  • Jakklz
    8 points Oct 10,2019, 11:11am

    Its written in a cunty way but the actual events aren’t unbelievable at all

  • cassidy012496
    2 points Oct 10,2019, 2:05pm

    $25 off a dishwasher is a really small discount to be bragging over

  • llBuNgLell
    2 points Oct 10,2019, 7:40pm

    legal and marketing teams to selves: he got us guys, we've been slung.

  • PhatJamal
    4 points Oct 10,2019, 12:36pm

    Then the coupon clapped

  • Supersnazz
    6 points Oct 10,2019, 11:00am

    What is even remotely unlikely about this? Discount codes get thrown around like Halloween candy.

  • Carmel_Dunkaccino
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 5:37pm

    I'm always so torn with this subreddit I want to downvote because the people are so cringe but I know that thats why we are upvoting

  • kitkatkickass
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 6:03pm

    It happen, I was the discount code and I clapped.

  • cat_handcuffs
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 8:15pm

    Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, mmmmhmmm.

  • HypnoFluffy
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 1:53pm

    Seems reasonably plausible to me. Probably not the exact words that were used, but still, it seems like something that could very well happen.

  • kVIIIwithan8
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:08pm

    As someone who works in CX: no.

  • solamarvii
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:56pm

    Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade....

  • uppercnt
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 3:58pm

    Please are you kidding me? It actually went like this:

    Customer: neglects to send off rebate forms before the expiration date.

    Customer: calls and claims was sent wrong forms and bad info

    Customer: yells and yells

    Customer: demands to speak to manager

    Manager: gives customer discount and blacklists customer

  • DancingPianos
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 4:39pm

    It's the Cash Slinging Cashier!

  • Bakytheryuha
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 4:21pm

    vendor manager> good hustle "slaps butt"

    me> yo, man. im not on your team!

  • ninjas_cousin
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 12:22pm

    This was hard to follow

  • urbanwolf
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 12:26pm

    Were they buying a sling?

  • deathstarmoderator
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 1:38pm

    GOOD HUSTLE

  • yondus
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:05pm

    That made me groan. And not in a sexy way.

  • Cyborg_Breakfast
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:25pm

    This story didn't happen but also requires you have been there to understand what the fuck is going on

  • Illuminouxs
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:27pm

    Two to the one to the one to the three

  • DarkStamway
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:34pm

    Its true. I was the phone.

  • SantikLingo
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:40pm

    pretty sure this is just a silly story not meant to be real

  • bobdarobber
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:41pm

    Tried this with google, after a hour manager told me to fuck off

  • ManiacFive
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:44pm

    I guarantee no live chat manager has ever said. ‘Good hustle’ Not even mumbled vendor to self

  • nice_usermeme
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 2:53pm

    Cool, texas.

  • Midnightkata
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 3:18pm

    Good hustle.

  • BigBadBoomchakka
    0 points Oct 10,2019, 3:28pm

    And then he gave me a full kitchen set for free and s trip to the Bahamas

  • Toast_with_the_Most
    -1 points Oct 10,2019, 2:22pm

    What the fuck even is this title? Calling r/ihadastroke

  • spivnv
    -1 points Oct 10,2019, 3:41pm

    The way this is written is obnoxious BUT I don't see what's weird about this. Online stores throw around discount codes like they're nothing.

  • halfhalfnhalf
    -2 points Oct 10,2019, 3:42pm

    A new dishwasher is like $500+. Dude is bragging about getting a 5% discount.

  • TheTrueRubyLord
    -2 points Oct 10,2019, 3:51pm

    v e n d o r t o s e l f

  • DemonAssassin64
    -2 points Oct 10,2019, 3:35pm

    And then everyone clapped

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You're right, it is hard to believe!

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • deleted
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 2:00pm

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COMMENTS

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    4 points Oct 09,2019, 2:00pm

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That definitely happened...

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • DudeFromSaudi
    96 points Oct 06,2019, 11:57pm

    And then Freddie Mercury clapped.

  • Ramu_17
    52 points Oct 07,2019, 12:40am

    And then the manager came rushing in and gave them a $200 coupon for being cool.

  • kronossyt
    14 points Oct 07,2019, 2:10am

    Is that what a mom has to do to be cool

  • Lababy91
    17 points Oct 07,2019, 4:10am

    What really happened: I shouted “mom”. She replied “just killed a man”, even though the line is really “mama”. We both kind of smiled and then we found each other and that was it

  • Martyrotten
    9 points Oct 07,2019, 11:22am

    The lights went out and I saw a little silhoutto of a man.I cried out “Scaramouche! scaramouche!” And I did the fandango.A storm came in after that.Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening me!”

  • kaida_zet
    19 points Oct 07,2019, 3:48am

    My mom sometimes answers with "Just killed a man" after I call out to her, but we never finish the Bohemian rhapsody, cause that got annoying real quick.

    So what I'm saying is, from my experience at least, this is farfetched for real. They might've done it at home though.

    Ooooh boi, time to get downvoted

  • JoeySTRIKE_alt
    5 points Oct 07,2019, 4:49am

    This actually is quite possible. Though i doubt they went through the entire song, so r/maybehappened

  • PanteraSux
    10 points Oct 07,2019, 12:00am

    Sounds about white

  • leothebiggay
    2 points Oct 07,2019, 3:02pm

    even as a queen fan if i heard someone yelling borhap lyrics in the store i would cringe

  • ANismanloMataron2
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 11:59am

    If it was actually true it'd be a great moment

  • CringeGod101
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 2:43pm

    I believe this is plausible

  • NotaGuyifYouUnder6FT
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 6:02pm

    Then Freddie Mercury came back from the dead, clapped, and said “Well done darling” then went back to being dead.

  • wilslol
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 6:20pm

    This was nowhere close to happening.

  • harvesters917
    -25 points Oct 07,2019, 12:07am

    Honestly doesn’t sound that far fetched tbh

  • ibetrollingyou
    -11 points Oct 07,2019, 6:02am

    You guys don't believe anything, do you?

    What's so hard to believe about someone having the confidence and type of relationship with their mother for this to happen?

COMMENTS

  • DudeFromSaudi
    96 points Oct 06,2019, 11:57pm

    And then Freddie Mercury clapped.

  • Ramu_17
    52 points Oct 07,2019, 12:40am

    And then the manager came rushing in and gave them a $200 coupon for being cool.

  • kronossyt
    14 points Oct 07,2019, 2:10am

    Is that what a mom has to do to be cool

  • thebiggerdrewer
    11 points Oct 07,2019, 9:39am

    You know I'm different I like this indie band called queen you probably never heard of them my music tastes are so weird lol

  • Lababy91
    17 points Oct 07,2019, 4:10am

    What really happened: I shouted “mom”. She replied “just killed a man”, even though the line is really “mama”. We both kind of smiled and then we found each other and that was it

  • Martyrotten
    9 points Oct 07,2019, 11:22am

    The lights went out and I saw a little silhoutto of a man.I cried out “Scaramouche! scaramouche!” And I did the fandango.A storm came in after that.Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening me!”

  • kaida_zet
    19 points Oct 07,2019, 3:48am

    My mom sometimes answers with "Just killed a man" after I call out to her, but we never finish the Bohemian rhapsody, cause that got annoying real quick.

    So what I'm saying is, from my experience at least, this is farfetched for real. They might've done it at home though.

    Ooooh boi, time to get downvoted

  • JoeySTRIKE_alt
    5 points Oct 07,2019, 4:49am

    This actually is quite possible. Though i doubt they went through the entire song, so r/maybehappened

  • PanteraSux
    10 points Oct 07,2019, 12:00am

    Sounds about white

  • leothebiggay
    2 points Oct 07,2019, 3:02pm

    even as a queen fan if i heard someone yelling borhap lyrics in the store i would cringe

  • ANismanloMataron2
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 11:59am

    If it was actually true it'd be a great moment

  • CringeGod101
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 2:43pm

    I believe this is plausible

  • NotaGuyifYouUnder6FT
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 6:02pm

    Then Freddie Mercury came back from the dead, clapped, and said “Well done darling” then went back to being dead.

  • wilslol
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 6:20pm

    This was nowhere close to happening.

  • harvesters917
    -25 points Oct 07,2019, 12:07am

    Honestly doesn’t sound that far fetched tbh

  • ibetrollingyou
    -11 points Oct 07,2019, 6:02am

    You guys don't believe anything, do you?

    What's so hard to believe about someone having the confidence and type of relationship with their mother for this to happen?

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Guy I went to school with always makes shit up like this to get attention.

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • mk983
    4 points Oct 07,2019, 7:19pm

    It’s true I was the cash

  • TJay725
    3 points Oct 07,2019, 7:36pm

    Where does he plan on stashing said cash and when can I find it unattended?

  • nogslayers
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 7:29pm

    It's true, i was the bag

COMMENTS

  • mk983
    4 points Oct 07,2019, 7:19pm

    It’s true I was the cash

  • TJay725
    3 points Oct 07,2019, 7:36pm

    Where does he plan on stashing said cash and when can I find it unattended?

  • nogslayers
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 7:29pm

    It's true, i was the bag

  • catalarm
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 7:59pm

    If true (it's not), this is a surefire way to get gang-murdered.

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And then the mirror clapped

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • TheHoneySacrifice
    6 points Oct 04,2019, 2:37am

    August. Must be the 8th of 12 kids.

  • bagzilla
    4 points Oct 04,2019, 12:32pm

    Jesus, what a fucked up thing to say to a kid.

  • appleseed666
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 9:55am

    Feels really bad that my name is showing up in fake stories.

COMMENTS

  • TheHoneySacrifice
    6 points Oct 04,2019, 2:37am

    August. Must be the 8th of 12 kids.

  • bagzilla
    4 points Oct 04,2019, 12:32pm

    Jesus, what a fucked up thing to say to a kid.

  • appleseed666
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 9:55am

    Feels really bad that my name is showing up in fake stories.

  • WHACKGETOUT
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 12:46pm

    "I think your labored breathing and type II diabetes is beautiful, mom."

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13 month olds are sneaky

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • PancakePuncher
    5 points Oct 04,2019, 5:35pm

    Maybe I'm nuts but her 1 year old must be fuckin huge if that's his size.

COMMENTS

  • PancakePuncher
    5 points Oct 04,2019, 5:35pm

    Maybe I'm nuts but her 1 year old must be fuckin huge if that's his size.

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