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Her son is three

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • worthysmash
    38 points Aug 23,2019, 3:00pm

    See that could have the tiniest grain of truth in it, but they have to take it too far and make it sound stupid.

    The other day me and my daughter (3) went into the city for something, and there was a homeless chap sitting by the station. He was begging for some food, and my girl got very sad and asked if we could get some food for him. No big words or clever concepts. Just ‘he’s hungry, would he like a bun?’ She also suggested a cuddle, but I had to draw the line somewhere.

  • I_Looove_Pizza
    15 points Aug 23,2019, 10:50am

    How stupid are these people? Do they think anyone believes this crap?

  • Elmarcoz
    10 points Aug 23,2019, 11:15am

    That’s what you get for fucking Socrates I guess

  • DukeSamuelVimes
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Well to bad for your son because he is going to grow up in a literally dead world.

  • notabear629
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 5:30pm

    ngl I came from your profile and thought this was an snktweet

  • deleted
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:38pm

    [deleted]

  • SplatoonPornAccount
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:06pm

    A stupid story, but at least she's spreading awareness of this.

  • nuzzlesXD
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:11pm

    I cried about water shortages when I was 5 lol, but I agree 3 is way too young to be believable

  • saocopapi
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 7:48pm

    Awwwww Live, Love, Laugh...

  • SenshiRei
    -4 points Aug 23,2019, 12:37pm

    Nothing, cause he doesn’t exist obv

COMMENTS

  • worthysmash
    38 points Aug 23,2019, 3:00pm

    See that could have the tiniest grain of truth in it, but they have to take it too far and make it sound stupid.

    The other day me and my daughter (3) went into the city for something, and there was a homeless chap sitting by the station. He was begging for some food, and my girl got very sad and asked if we could get some food for him. No big words or clever concepts. Just ‘he’s hungry, would he like a bun?’ She also suggested a cuddle, but I had to draw the line somewhere.

  • I_Looove_Pizza
    15 points Aug 23,2019, 10:50am

    How stupid are these people? Do they think anyone believes this crap?

  • Elmarcoz
    10 points Aug 23,2019, 11:15am

    That’s what you get for fucking Socrates I guess

  • BonsaiBudsFarms
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 6:19pm

    Three year olds don’t use words like “devastating”. I know because I worked with them for over four years..

  • DukeSamuelVimes
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Well to bad for your son because he is going to grow up in a literally dead world.

  • notabear629
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 5:30pm

    ngl I came from your profile and thought this was an snktweet

  • deleted
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:38pm

    [deleted]

  • SplatoonPornAccount
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:06pm

    A stupid story, but at least she's spreading awareness of this.

  • nuzzlesXD
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:11pm

    I cried about water shortages when I was 5 lol, but I agree 3 is way too young to be believable

  • saocopapi
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 7:48pm

    Awwwww Live, Love, Laugh...

  • SenshiRei
    -4 points Aug 23,2019, 12:37pm

    Nothing, cause he doesn’t exist obv

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The teacher fainted

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • HenryValdivia
    8 points Aug 22,2019, 5:54pm

    These are classic little Johnny jokes. Doesn’t belong here 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • redemption3105
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:21pm

    BARS

COMMENTS

  • HenryValdivia
    8 points Aug 22,2019, 5:54pm

    These are classic little Johnny jokes. Doesn’t belong here 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • redemption3105
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:21pm

    BARS

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She's been going on about picking up these cars for months

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • DangHeGotABooty
    5 points Aug 22,2019, 4:24pm

    Whoever she is, I hate her.

  • EncyclopediaBrown11
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 5:15pm

    Imagine cycling through that argument for twenty minutes.

  • napsdufroid
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 5:44pm

    Guess the Matchbox toys finally arrived

  • yeet__boi3
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 4:25pm

    This is an avengers level threat

COMMENTS

  • DangHeGotABooty
    5 points Aug 22,2019, 4:24pm

    Whoever she is, I hate her.

  • EncyclopediaBrown11
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 5:15pm

    Imagine cycling through that argument for twenty minutes.

  • napsdufroid
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 5:44pm

    Guess the Matchbox toys finally arrived

  • kes-gir
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 4:25pm

    Well somebody has to tell her its a Chevrolet and not a Chauvrolet.

  • yeet__boi3
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 4:25pm

    This is an avengers level threat

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It's true I was the shake

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Deathandrevenge
    30 points Aug 22,2019, 10:33am

    "...Started sharing stories of their metal straw." I bet those stories were as exciting as this one

  • Alwaysmadd89
    37 points Aug 22,2019, 8:39am

    this is so amazing. its wonderful people care so superficially about the planet they think they are making a difference by not using a plastic lid and straw. way to go team!

  • Dreviore
    15 points Aug 22,2019, 11:23am

    I think the biggest tell is that the ice cream machine was working

  • deleted
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 11:11am

    [removed]

  • akaispirit
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:51pm

    Then she stumbled on her way out and ended up spilling half her milkshake on herself and the floor.

  • candychaser21
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:51pm

    Ya like McDonald's employees have that kind of enthusiasm..😐

  • VegavisYesPlis
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:11pm

    Implying a McDonalds employee can afford to spend money on shit like metal straws

  • napsdufroid
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:39pm

    What really happened: Had a shake at McDonald's with a plastic lid and straw.

  • DrinkFromThisGoblet
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 7:13pm

    Explain how you know this is fake.

  • WaterLumber213
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 7:54pm

    I instinctively downvoted upon reading that before realizing what this sub is and that I was on reddit lol

COMMENTS

  • Deathandrevenge
    30 points Aug 22,2019, 10:33am

    "...Started sharing stories of their metal straw." I bet those stories were as exciting as this one

  • Alwaysmadd89
    37 points Aug 22,2019, 8:39am

    this is so amazing. its wonderful people care so superficially about the planet they think they are making a difference by not using a plastic lid and straw. way to go team!

  • Dreviore
    15 points Aug 22,2019, 11:23am

    I think the biggest tell is that the ice cream machine was working

  • TurgidAF
    7 points Aug 22,2019, 9:10am

    Then the styrofoam cup turned into a dove, and we were all like "AAAAAAH FILTHY SKY RAT!" and I crushed it with my bare hands and it got turned into a 4 piece McNugget.

  • deleted
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 11:11am

    [removed]

  • akaispirit
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:51pm

    Then she stumbled on her way out and ended up spilling half her milkshake on herself and the floor.

  • candychaser21
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:51pm

    Ya like McDonald's employees have that kind of enthusiasm..😐

  • VegavisYesPlis
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:11pm

    Implying a McDonalds employee can afford to spend money on shit like metal straws

  • napsdufroid
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:39pm

    What really happened: Had a shake at McDonald's with a plastic lid and straw.

  • DrinkFromThisGoblet
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 7:13pm

    Explain how you know this is fake.

  • WaterLumber213
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 7:54pm

    I instinctively downvoted upon reading that before realizing what this sub is and that I was on reddit lol

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Suck on THAT, Bernie.

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Dark_Ansem
    567 points Aug 21,2019, 11:44pm

    I have positively no idea how someone can believe such a ludicrous story.

  • Sebaszxcv
    243 points Aug 22,2019, 12:55am

    I want to down vote it so hard, but I know that this is appropriate to the subreddit, good one op

  • Francis_Dollar_Hide
    166 points Aug 22,2019, 1:21am

    Then he pondered a while and said, "But wait father, upon reflection, does not this land belong to the native peoples? Should it not be returned to it's rightful owners, the wonderful Sioux, Cree, Blackfoot and other nations of the great plains? For it is not truly my America! I would like to go potty now."

  • DotNicholasDot
    33 points Aug 22,2019, 1:46am

    Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated

  • yeeticusboiii
    45 points Aug 22,2019, 12:53am

    There is no way a 1 and a half year old baby spoke actual words and understood you

  • gscrap
    60 points Aug 22,2019, 1:29am

    "My 18-month old son built this. I told him good job, then took it and sold it, and gave him 5% of the value that his work generated. He cried, so I told him, 'That's capitalism. That's your life forever.'

    "He looked me dead in the eye and said: 'God bless America.'"

  • DeterministDiet
    36 points Aug 22,2019, 1:05am
  • Count_Dingledork
    106 points Aug 21,2019, 11:42pm

    In post-industrial capitalism, the kid will not earn enough to be able to live in the building he helped build.

  • SashaSyrup
    23 points Aug 22,2019, 2:30am

    That's got to be satire

  • Zero_207
    11 points Aug 22,2019, 2:31am

    This is clearly satire, guys

  • 3scap3plan
    20 points Aug 22,2019, 2:23am

    Satire surely?

  • azglr96
    18 points Aug 22,2019, 12:42am

    This sounds like some Ron Swanson shit

  • shrimpballoon
    8 points Aug 22,2019, 1:23am

    i looked on twitter and his replies make it seem pretty satire

  • JesusHellaGayLOL
    8 points Aug 22,2019, 2:34am

    Obviously satire

  • Velociraptor45x
    33 points Aug 22,2019, 1:02am

    He should've said "so I took half of it and gave some to the poor, some to the military and teachers, and the rest went to roads and hospitals.

  • ozstrayan
    7 points Aug 22,2019, 2:39am

    This has to be satire

  • Tony4552
    6 points Aug 22,2019, 2:39am

    This is obviously satire.

  • bastard774
    10 points Aug 22,2019, 2:31am

    how retarded do you have to be to not understand this is a joke? how would an 18 month old even reach that high?

  • kitti-kin
    23 points Aug 22,2019, 12:23am

    ... does he not pay taxes? At least in socialism you might get something back for them.

  • icecreamsundai
    4 points Aug 22,2019, 2:56am

    This has got to be satire?

  • ILoveTea1004
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 1:16am

    Hope I’m not the only one who saw the Evil. Inc tower from phineas and ferb

  • Conor-Duck
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 1:29am

    I read it as “eighteen year old.” God, I was confused

  • girlneedssomehelp7
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 3:33am

    I thought this said 18 year old at first and I was even more confused

  • dylanholmes222
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 3:35am

    I wonder if any AIs can identify satire better than humans.

  • danhand19
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 3:37am

    Haha, yes! What a very serious and not satirical post. How humorous!

  • windyturtle7
    4 points Aug 21,2019, 11:39pm

    i just threw up in my mouth a lil

  • quentinthornton
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:15am

    And then everyone started clapping

  • Never_barked_a_lie
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:46am

    What a weird thing to fantasize about

  • Rinnka
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:47am

    ok real talk is it just me or does that look like doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

  • Edgelands
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:57am

    Oh damn, now he's definitely dropping out of the race.

  • TacticZombie
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:05am

    That looks like doofenshmirtz’s tower

  • Theelout
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:29am

    guy being dumb about his kids lego and socialism proves that totalitarian communism is correct

    unironic btw

  • El_Raro
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:37am

    And then Donald Trump clapped

  • Splits-0
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:38am

    Fuck you 2 year old of mine. Politics.

  • gmreddit
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:41am

    more fake news from the Russian trolls

  • ATerribleLife
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:41am

    I read this as his 18 year old and I was very confused

  • TPJchief87
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:42am

    I’d have believed this if it said after 15 minutes when he stopped crying I said...

  • Knudsenmarlin
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:44am

    Wait is that what the Americans think of the Danish?

  • Pitaya_Villasan
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:46am

    So the parent took half of that before taking the pic? If not that thing almost scrapped the roof

  • Mongostein
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:47am

    That’s one tall 18 month old!

  • salihordek
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:50am

    My employer seizes 90% of value that I have created, the thing that they describe in this tweet is a slightly more humane capitalism.

  • PaulH2004
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:53am

    Doofersmich

  • DELCO-PHILLY-BOY
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:55am

    No, he said, “Father, it’s ludicrous and fallacious that you would compare something like me being annoyed at you taking some blocks to the reallocation of recourses so that the more fortunate may share with those who weren’t born into wealth. If surrendering some of my blocks allowed my fellow citizens to live more prosperous lives, then I’d happily give them up.

    But since they don’t, get your motherfucking hands off of my tower that I was somehow able to miraculously put together at this impossibly young age!!!!”

  • MankeyBusiness
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:58am

    The tower is twice as tall as an 18 month old with arms outstretched lol

  • DELCO-PHILLY-BOY
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:58am

    I hate to see such a perfect post ruined by a bunch of toxic comments.

  • PenguinAsociation
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:59am

    its down to 18 months, whats next new borns?

  • MoonDoggos
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:02am

    ah yes because 18-month-olds can totally form coherent sentences

    even the toy pug in the background's like "what kind of CRACK are you smoking!?"

  • KeyserSozeInElysium
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:04am

    Then I said "oh no, you bumped your head, had to go to the hospital, and now I have all your blocks plus you have to go to the store and buy me more."

  • Luke10Efc
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:05am

    I.generally don't know what socialism is

  • IntendedFriendlyFire
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:06am

    How can people be so dumb to think that that's the definition of socialism?

  • Jack_of_Brass
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:10am
  • karn_0909
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:13am

    Actually tbh.... It didn't stop there. .

    ...." Then I took away all the pieces but 2 and challenged him to build the tower of same height. He cried, so I told him " that's capitalism and deal with it now that you are already born here". Meanwhile, his immigrant friend came over to play; so, I took away one more and told him "watch out, that immigrant friend of yours might just take away all you have". My son held on to that one piece, looked me dead in the eye and said " not in my America" ...

    So that's how it ends ..!!!

  • NewbombJerk
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:13am

    It's easy to find that account and it's more fun to read ALL the replies.

  • barneyaa
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:19am

    Did ya give him free healthcare, social security, housing aid, 50days of holiday per year and workers’ rights in exchange?

  • mechaman50000
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:20am

    These bullshitters are just getting lazier with their lies, at least make it sound realistic

  • RussoTusso
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:23am

    Wait Bernie is socialist?

    Well wouldn't that be nice.

    USA becoming the thing it was fighting during cold war xD.

  • maintainrain
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:23am

    This has to be satire?

  • WEEeDEATER
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:25am

    If he really wants to teach the kid a lesson in how things actually are right now, he can take like 40% of it, then wait til the little shit stubs his toe, put a band-aid on it, and take the rest.

  • DottedOtaku
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:27am

    That was clearly a joke, doof.

  • zeleztial
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:29am

    Of course it’s impossible to take the advantages of socialism and combine them with capitalism,considering this and that some countrieseven have less taxes with way... better life standards (cough Switzerland...).Countries like Germany are amongst the higher taxing countries,but even they only have a 5% higher top tax rate, you only have to pay if you earn >8500€/y at like 14%, but everyone has working healthcare. No ifs and buts.

    Some people are just plainly lost in the cold war.

  • B0bByxD
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:33am

    Is that doofenshmertz tower?

  • Fat_Memess
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:37am

    🎵🎶doofenshmirtz evil incorperated🎶🎵

  • ssj4VB
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:39am

    If they said he was like 8 maybe I’d be like well eh I mean it atleast has a chance of being true, 18 months? They can’t even talk properly like damn

  • _jrbball_
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 1:53am

    I don’t want socialism but come on this is just sad

  • sedatemenow
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 2:43am

    This tweet reads as a joke that OP has either taken seriously or knows its a joke but is posting it anyway for the out-of-context karma.

    People are really dumb though, so maybe this person is trying to tell people their 18 month old said "Not in my America".

  • mikaela75
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 3:30am

    18 month old can say America?! 18 month old can stack LEGO’s.. jeezus people.

  • minimanelton
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 3:34am

    Gotta love when people make up fake shit to push their beliefs

  • The_Cosmic_Walrus
    -12 points Aug 21,2019, 11:37pm

    That kid has autism :(

  • Jadin2004
    -13 points Aug 22,2019, 12:06am

    Yea I’m pretty sure that’s called a joke

  • The_Cosmic_Walrus
    -10 points Aug 21,2019, 11:37pm

    That kid has autism :(

  • Wolf_down_the_earth
    -23 points Aug 22,2019, 12:46am

    Mom isn't wrong. But also her kid didn't say that. Shut up Karen.

COMMENTS

  • Dark_Ansem
    567 points Aug 21,2019, 11:44pm

    I have positively no idea how someone can believe such a ludicrous story.

  • Sebaszxcv
    243 points Aug 22,2019, 12:55am

    I want to down vote it so hard, but I know that this is appropriate to the subreddit, good one op

  • Francis_Dollar_Hide
    166 points Aug 22,2019, 1:21am

    Then he pondered a while and said, "But wait father, upon reflection, does not this land belong to the native peoples? Should it not be returned to it's rightful owners, the wonderful Sioux, Cree, Blackfoot and other nations of the great plains? For it is not truly my America! I would like to go potty now."

  • Mossed84
    158 points Aug 22,2019, 12:00am

    I work with kids this age, everything he/she said seems believable if you’re a fucking moron

  • DotNicholasDot
    33 points Aug 22,2019, 1:46am

    Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated

  • yeeticusboiii
    45 points Aug 22,2019, 12:53am

    There is no way a 1 and a half year old baby spoke actual words and understood you

  • gscrap
    60 points Aug 22,2019, 1:29am

    "My 18-month old son built this. I told him good job, then took it and sold it, and gave him 5% of the value that his work generated. He cried, so I told him, 'That's capitalism. That's your life forever.'

    "He looked me dead in the eye and said: 'God bless America.'"

  • DeterministDiet
    36 points Aug 22,2019, 1:05am
  • Count_Dingledork
    106 points Aug 21,2019, 11:42pm

    In post-industrial capitalism, the kid will not earn enough to be able to live in the building he helped build.

  • SashaSyrup
    23 points Aug 22,2019, 2:30am

    That's got to be satire

  • Zero_207
    11 points Aug 22,2019, 2:31am

    This is clearly satire, guys

  • 3scap3plan
    20 points Aug 22,2019, 2:23am

    Satire surely?

  • azglr96
    18 points Aug 22,2019, 12:42am

    This sounds like some Ron Swanson shit

  • shrimpballoon
    8 points Aug 22,2019, 1:23am

    i looked on twitter and his replies make it seem pretty satire

  • JesusHellaGayLOL
    8 points Aug 22,2019, 2:34am

    Obviously satire

  • Velociraptor45x
    33 points Aug 22,2019, 1:02am

    He should've said "so I took half of it and gave some to the poor, some to the military and teachers, and the rest went to roads and hospitals.

  • ozstrayan
    7 points Aug 22,2019, 2:39am

    This has to be satire

  • Tony4552
    6 points Aug 22,2019, 2:39am

    This is obviously satire.

  • bastard774
    10 points Aug 22,2019, 2:31am

    how retarded do you have to be to not understand this is a joke? how would an 18 month old even reach that high?

  • kitti-kin
    23 points Aug 22,2019, 12:23am

    ... does he not pay taxes? At least in socialism you might get something back for them.

  • icecreamsundai
    4 points Aug 22,2019, 2:56am

    This has got to be satire?

  • ILoveTea1004
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 1:16am

    Hope I’m not the only one who saw the Evil. Inc tower from phineas and ferb

  • Conor-Duck
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 1:29am

    I read it as “eighteen year old.” God, I was confused

  • girlneedssomehelp7
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 3:33am

    I thought this said 18 year old at first and I was even more confused

  • dylanholmes222
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 3:35am

    I wonder if any AIs can identify satire better than humans.

  • danhand19
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 3:37am

    Haha, yes! What a very serious and not satirical post. How humorous!

  • windyturtle7
    4 points Aug 21,2019, 11:39pm

    i just threw up in my mouth a lil

  • quentinthornton
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:15am

    And then everyone started clapping

  • Never_barked_a_lie
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:46am

    What a weird thing to fantasize about

  • Rinnka
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:47am

    ok real talk is it just me or does that look like doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

  • Edgelands
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:57am

    Oh damn, now he's definitely dropping out of the race.

  • TacticZombie
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:05am

    That looks like doofenshmirtz’s tower

  • Theelout
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:29am

    guy being dumb about his kids lego and socialism proves that totalitarian communism is correct

    unironic btw

  • El_Raro
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:37am

    And then Donald Trump clapped

  • Splits-0
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:38am

    Fuck you 2 year old of mine. Politics.

  • gmreddit
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:41am

    more fake news from the Russian trolls

  • ATerribleLife
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:41am

    I read this as his 18 year old and I was very confused

  • TPJchief87
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:42am

    I’d have believed this if it said after 15 minutes when he stopped crying I said...

  • Knudsenmarlin
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:44am

    Wait is that what the Americans think of the Danish?

  • Pitaya_Villasan
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:46am

    So the parent took half of that before taking the pic? If not that thing almost scrapped the roof

  • Mongostein
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:47am

    That’s one tall 18 month old!

  • salihordek
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:50am

    My employer seizes 90% of value that I have created, the thing that they describe in this tweet is a slightly more humane capitalism.

  • PaulH2004
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:53am

    Doofersmich

  • DELCO-PHILLY-BOY
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:55am

    No, he said, “Father, it’s ludicrous and fallacious that you would compare something like me being annoyed at you taking some blocks to the reallocation of recourses so that the more fortunate may share with those who weren’t born into wealth. If surrendering some of my blocks allowed my fellow citizens to live more prosperous lives, then I’d happily give them up.

    But since they don’t, get your motherfucking hands off of my tower that I was somehow able to miraculously put together at this impossibly young age!!!!”

  • MankeyBusiness
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:58am

    The tower is twice as tall as an 18 month old with arms outstretched lol

  • DELCO-PHILLY-BOY
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:58am

    I hate to see such a perfect post ruined by a bunch of toxic comments.

  • PenguinAsociation
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 2:59am

    its down to 18 months, whats next new borns?

  • MoonDoggos
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:02am

    ah yes because 18-month-olds can totally form coherent sentences

    even the toy pug in the background's like "what kind of CRACK are you smoking!?"

  • KeyserSozeInElysium
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:04am

    Then I said "oh no, you bumped your head, had to go to the hospital, and now I have all your blocks plus you have to go to the store and buy me more."

  • Luke10Efc
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:05am

    I.generally don't know what socialism is

  • IntendedFriendlyFire
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:06am

    How can people be so dumb to think that that's the definition of socialism?

  • Jack_of_Brass
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:10am
  • karn_0909
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:13am

    Actually tbh.... It didn't stop there. .

    ...." Then I took away all the pieces but 2 and challenged him to build the tower of same height. He cried, so I told him " that's capitalism and deal with it now that you are already born here". Meanwhile, his immigrant friend came over to play; so, I took away one more and told him "watch out, that immigrant friend of yours might just take away all you have". My son held on to that one piece, looked me dead in the eye and said " not in my America" ...

    So that's how it ends ..!!!

  • NewbombJerk
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:13am

    It's easy to find that account and it's more fun to read ALL the replies.

  • barneyaa
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:19am

    Did ya give him free healthcare, social security, housing aid, 50days of holiday per year and workers’ rights in exchange?

  • mechaman50000
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:20am

    These bullshitters are just getting lazier with their lies, at least make it sound realistic

  • RussoTusso
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:23am

    Wait Bernie is socialist?

    Well wouldn't that be nice.

    USA becoming the thing it was fighting during cold war xD.

  • maintainrain
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:23am

    This has to be satire?

  • WEEeDEATER
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:25am

    If he really wants to teach the kid a lesson in how things actually are right now, he can take like 40% of it, then wait til the little shit stubs his toe, put a band-aid on it, and take the rest.

  • DottedOtaku
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:27am

    That was clearly a joke, doof.

  • zeleztial
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:29am

    Of course it’s impossible to take the advantages of socialism and combine them with capitalism,considering this and that some countrieseven have less taxes with way... better life standards (cough Switzerland...).Countries like Germany are amongst the higher taxing countries,but even they only have a 5% higher top tax rate, you only have to pay if you earn >8500€/y at like 14%, but everyone has working healthcare. No ifs and buts.

    Some people are just plainly lost in the cold war.

  • B0bByxD
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:33am

    Is that doofenshmertz tower?

  • Fat_Memess
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:37am

    🎵🎶doofenshmirtz evil incorperated🎶🎵

  • ssj4VB
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 3:39am

    If they said he was like 8 maybe I’d be like well eh I mean it atleast has a chance of being true, 18 months? They can’t even talk properly like damn

  • _jrbball_
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 1:53am

    I don’t want socialism but come on this is just sad

  • sedatemenow
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 2:43am

    This tweet reads as a joke that OP has either taken seriously or knows its a joke but is posting it anyway for the out-of-context karma.

    People are really dumb though, so maybe this person is trying to tell people their 18 month old said "Not in my America".

  • mikaela75
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 3:30am

    18 month old can say America?! 18 month old can stack LEGO’s.. jeezus people.

  • minimanelton
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 3:34am

    Gotta love when people make up fake shit to push their beliefs

  • The_Cosmic_Walrus
    -12 points Aug 21,2019, 11:37pm

    That kid has autism :(

  • Jadin2004
    -13 points Aug 22,2019, 12:06am

    Yea I’m pretty sure that’s called a joke

  • The_Cosmic_Walrus
    -10 points Aug 21,2019, 11:37pm

    That kid has autism :(

  • Wolf_down_the_earth
    -23 points Aug 22,2019, 12:46am

    Mom isn't wrong. But also her kid didn't say that. Shut up Karen.

● ● ●

Because this undergrad is the only true expert...found in a buzzfeed article on why college is fun.

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • OppositeOlive
    21 points Aug 21,2019, 12:32am

    "Now I'm considered an expert on them".

    Suree...so am I on unicorns.

  • MelinaBB
    15 points Aug 21,2019, 1:27am

    I mean being an expert on Asian salt water crocodiles is cool but being an expert on not making a paragraph a sentence will get you further in life.

  • RedJester44
    12 points Aug 21,2019, 12:58am

    Turns out all the other experts died in the same plane crash the day before

  • Kineo207
    4 points Aug 21,2019, 6:58am

    Then the entire class applauded.

COMMENTS

  • OppositeOlive
    21 points Aug 21,2019, 12:32am

    "Now I'm considered an expert on them".

    Suree...so am I on unicorns.

  • MelinaBB
    15 points Aug 21,2019, 1:27am

    I mean being an expert on Asian salt water crocodiles is cool but being an expert on not making a paragraph a sentence will get you further in life.

  • RedJester44
    12 points Aug 21,2019, 12:58am

    Turns out all the other experts died in the same plane crash the day before

  • Cab00seUnit
    3 points Aug 21,2019, 12:25pm

    this is a run-on sentence. and holy hell, a long one, too

  • Kineo207
    4 points Aug 21,2019, 6:58am

    Then the entire class applauded.

● ● ●

Started off strong...

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Johncamp28
    7 points Aug 21,2019, 3:19pm

    Whee the hell is she paying .083 for a cliff bar?

  • stephelan
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 3:40pm

    I love cashiers who hand out discounts.

  • Mr_31415
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 5:22pm

    It was at least a little believabel until the magic no bullshit discount

  • lvnobody
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:02pm

    My first question is why does this person think it’s so weird for someone to buy 12 onions? She would probably have a heart attack if she ever saw when me or my wife buy the big 50 lb bag.

COMMENTS

  • Johncamp28
    7 points Aug 21,2019, 3:19pm

    Whee the hell is she paying .083 for a cliff bar?

  • stephelan
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 3:40pm

    I love cashiers who hand out discounts.

  • Mr_31415
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 5:22pm

    It was at least a little believabel until the magic no bullshit discount

  • Choppysignal02
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 6:59pm

    Essentially everything on r/entitledparents.

  • lvnobody
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:02pm

    My first question is why does this person think it’s so weird for someone to buy 12 onions? She would probably have a heart attack if she ever saw when me or my wife buy the big 50 lb bag.

● ● ●

And then everyone clapped

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • ScorpionTakedaIsHere
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 7:03pm

    At least she knows she's an egotistical person.

COMMENTS

  • ScorpionTakedaIsHere
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 7:03pm

    At least she knows she's an egotistical person.

● ● ●

Why yes, I am indeed le epic gamer grill!

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • StirlingSauce
    9 points Aug 19,2019, 2:17am

    This could have happened, but more because the driver had a stereotype of gamers being hideously weird introverts rather than chatty. Might not have been a gender thing.

  • marlonrando619
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:40pm

    I’ve witnessed similar interactions. People always assume anyone that loves gaming enough to go to the convention is a fat guy living in a basement.

COMMENTS

  • StirlingSauce
    9 points Aug 19,2019, 2:17am

    This could have happened, but more because the driver had a stereotype of gamers being hideously weird introverts rather than chatty. Might not have been a gender thing.

  • marlonrando619
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:40pm

    I’ve witnessed similar interactions. People always assume anyone that loves gaming enough to go to the convention is a fat guy living in a basement.

● ● ●

Her toddler knew the German alphabet!

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • seashoreduck
    26 points Aug 19,2019, 3:33pm

    I hate it when people say that their kids "couldn't possibly" know shit.

    I'm a WFHM and when they are little my kids are under my supervision most of their waking hours. Still, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that it's not possible that someone, at some point taught them something I didn't. Hell, my kids are around Hispanic kids for about 30 seconds and they pick up on Spanish or Portuguese at the playground. Half the time they can't even say the fucking English word.

    It's so stupid people think this way. Why such a crushing need to be "special?"

  • OnsetOfMSet
    12 points Aug 19,2019, 3:16pm

    I cheered, but it sure wasn't in this life.

  • HellThanksYou
    29 points Aug 19,2019, 3:24pm

    You mean the German alphabet which uses the exact same letters as the english one?

  • ElsieSnuffin
    9 points Aug 19,2019, 3:07pm

    Image Transcription: Reddit


    My daughter confirmed my beliefs., 55 points, submitted by [Redacted Redditor] to /r/Reincarnation

    I always had memories of my past lives. The strongest was the memory of being behind a tall chain fence with barbed wire and guard towers. I also remember being placed on a table and slid into an over. I remember the sound of the gas and the spark of the flame ignited.

    This life, I was raised in a christian home with a mother who would dismiss my claims and eventually, I forgot, until I learned about WWII. I remember thinking, "they only burnt the dead and I remember being alive". This couldn't be a memory.

    It wasn't until much later that I learned of the prison camp Dachau, and that burning people alive was something they did.

    Years later I had my third daughter. Before she could speak, she would sing the German alphabet! As she grew older she would say things like: "I am glad you are my mom this time." Or: "This family is much better than my last."

    It is easy to think that what you remember couldn't be true. To think that maybe it was just your childhood imagination gone wild. But to hear my daughter speak in another language in a home that only spoke English. For her to make those off hand comments really opened my eyes. It helped me to feel less crazy.

    [1st Commenter], -4 points

    We were all tricked into entering the reincarnation cycle. We need to escape this prison matrix world.

    [2nd Commenter], 12 points

    I'm having a great time. I love every second of life and I want to live as many times as possible. I don't want to end.


    I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!

  • FenrisPrime
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 3:45pm

    The scariest thing about this sub is seeing how all these different fucked up people are screwing up their kids' lives.

    I see a surge in psychologists in the future.

  • NotedIdiot
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Guys, we need to escape this prison matrix world ASAP.

  • j_cavaiuolo
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 8:07pm

    Before she could speak she recited the german alphabet. Mentally maybe?

  • guestie39
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 8:21pm

    This is unbelievably disrespectful to Jews and other groups who suffered through the Holocaust, especially those who are related to or know someone who was a victim of it. As someone who is partially Ashkenazi, I’m angry that someone would post about “remembering” being burnt alive in a death camp. Their fantasies, their “imagination gone wild” trivializes the terrible tragedy that millions upon millions went through.

  • Panedrop
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 8:19pm

    There might actually be some evidence of reincarnation, check out Dr. Ian Stevenson's work where he has some pretty compelling evidence from young children.

  • BoyishTheStrange
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 8:25pm

    but the German alphabet is the same as English with ü ä ö included

COMMENTS

  • seashoreduck
    26 points Aug 19,2019, 3:33pm

    I hate it when people say that their kids "couldn't possibly" know shit.

    I'm a WFHM and when they are little my kids are under my supervision most of their waking hours. Still, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that it's not possible that someone, at some point taught them something I didn't. Hell, my kids are around Hispanic kids for about 30 seconds and they pick up on Spanish or Portuguese at the playground. Half the time they can't even say the fucking English word.

    It's so stupid people think this way. Why such a crushing need to be "special?"

  • OnsetOfMSet
    12 points Aug 19,2019, 3:16pm

    I cheered, but it sure wasn't in this life.

  • HellThanksYou
    29 points Aug 19,2019, 3:24pm

    You mean the German alphabet which uses the exact same letters as the english one?

  • Skatingraccoon
    17 points Aug 19,2019, 1:50pm

    "I always had memories of my past lives".

    Stopped there, couldn't go any further. Take my updoot.

  • ElsieSnuffin
    9 points Aug 19,2019, 3:07pm

    Image Transcription: Reddit


    My daughter confirmed my beliefs., 55 points, submitted by [Redacted Redditor] to /r/Reincarnation

    I always had memories of my past lives. The strongest was the memory of being behind a tall chain fence with barbed wire and guard towers. I also remember being placed on a table and slid into an over. I remember the sound of the gas and the spark of the flame ignited.

    This life, I was raised in a christian home with a mother who would dismiss my claims and eventually, I forgot, until I learned about WWII. I remember thinking, "they only burnt the dead and I remember being alive". This couldn't be a memory.

    It wasn't until much later that I learned of the prison camp Dachau, and that burning people alive was something they did.

    Years later I had my third daughter. Before she could speak, she would sing the German alphabet! As she grew older she would say things like: "I am glad you are my mom this time." Or: "This family is much better than my last."

    It is easy to think that what you remember couldn't be true. To think that maybe it was just your childhood imagination gone wild. But to hear my daughter speak in another language in a home that only spoke English. For her to make those off hand comments really opened my eyes. It helped me to feel less crazy.

    [1st Commenter], -4 points

    We were all tricked into entering the reincarnation cycle. We need to escape this prison matrix world.

    [2nd Commenter], 12 points

    I'm having a great time. I love every second of life and I want to live as many times as possible. I don't want to end.


    I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!

  • FenrisPrime
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 3:45pm

    The scariest thing about this sub is seeing how all these different fucked up people are screwing up their kids' lives.

    I see a surge in psychologists in the future.

  • NotedIdiot
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Guys, we need to escape this prison matrix world ASAP.

  • j_cavaiuolo
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 8:07pm

    Before she could speak she recited the german alphabet. Mentally maybe?

  • guestie39
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 8:21pm

    This is unbelievably disrespectful to Jews and other groups who suffered through the Holocaust, especially those who are related to or know someone who was a victim of it. As someone who is partially Ashkenazi, I’m angry that someone would post about “remembering” being burnt alive in a death camp. Their fantasies, their “imagination gone wild” trivializes the terrible tragedy that millions upon millions went through.

  • Panedrop
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 8:19pm

    There might actually be some evidence of reincarnation, check out Dr. Ian Stevenson's work where he has some pretty compelling evidence from young children.

  • BoyishTheStrange
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 8:25pm

    but the German alphabet is the same as English with ü ä ö included