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I also can perfectly hear other people's conversions at a coffee shop

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • TheRealPudd
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 2:43pm

    Sounds like he dodged a bullet tbh

  • Gr1mm3r
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:38pm

    Evil masculine patriarchal male being saying that Gillette's ad about toxic masculinity was bad. Shame on him /s

    Anyways, it could happen as people can hear other people's conversations.

  • sgtapone87
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 2:37pm

    Maybe you should invest in hearing aids.

    I mean this seriously. If the concept of overhearing someone’s conversation is so foreign to you that you refuse to believe it can happen, you should talk to your doctor about your hearing.

COMMENTS

  • TheRealPudd
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 2:43pm

    Sounds like he dodged a bullet tbh

  • Gr1mm3r
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:38pm

    Evil masculine patriarchal male being saying that Gillette's ad about toxic masculinity was bad. Shame on him /s

    Anyways, it could happen as people can hear other people's conversations.

  • sgtapone87
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 2:37pm

    Maybe you should invest in hearing aids.

    I mean this seriously. If the concept of overhearing someone’s conversation is so foreign to you that you refuse to believe it can happen, you should talk to your doctor about your hearing.

  • RedditingHamster
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 2:55pm

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Her usual cringe post

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Suck_Egg
    94 points Jan 20,2019, 11:58pm

    Person 1: what they name

    Person 2: actually it

    P1: it living tho

    P2: I have changed my complete view on seeing animals as objects for our entertainment and now view them as living and functioning sentient creatures

  • SmallsTheHappy
    33 points Jan 21,2019, 1:49am

    I say what’s their name because I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl.

  • Gelatin_MonKey
    22 points Jan 21,2019, 2:49am

    What a stupid thing to post instead of just

    "You shouldn't call an animal an 'it', ya savages"

    That's all, no one would respond like that either, not me at least. "What's their name?" "Buddy" "Ok cool"

  • Bitalene
    29 points Jan 20,2019, 11:19pm

    Then the dog clapped

  • digbicks845
    10 points Jan 21,2019, 6:02am

    The horse’s name was Friday

  • LongAdvertising
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 12:55am

    If you wanted to enquire about the name of a doggo without getting tangled up in pronouns couldn't you just say something like "what is your dog called?"

  • HeMansSmallerCousin
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 9:08am

    Animals aren't 'it's' might be the stupidest activism I've ever heard.

  • Quentin_Habib
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 12:08pm

    In what reality are people confused by someone referring to an animal as they, rather than it? Even if you think dogs aren't intelligent/sentient enough to be referred to as they in a literal sense, have they never seen personification of inanimate objects before?

  • shanjbri
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 11:23pm

    Its true dude I was companion animal

  • shockW4V3
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 10:38am

    So the social justice warrior does not know the gender of the person he was talking to?

  • FunGryphon
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:19pm

    Which one is grammatically correct? Aren’t the essentially the same and interchangeable.

  • Traitor-21-87
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:24pm

    From Oxford dictionary: Referring to an animal or child of unspecified sex. (It)

  • dammitjosh311
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 10:50am

    Can confirm, I am the dog

  • BlankRe
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 11:11am

    Get it right, they ain't, "it's." They are, "its"

  • devilsadvocate1966
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:49pm

    JUST WTF IS THE DOG'S NAME!!

  • 4theyeball
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Wait a second, do I look stupid if I do this?

    English isn't my first language and I thought that it didn't matter if I used "they" instead of "it" when talking about a pet (if I don't know the gender).

    I mean it does feel a little bad when I refer to someone's pet as a thing :(

  • Traitor-21-87
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:05pm

    They, Their, Them, and Theirs = Plural.

    Him, He His = Singular (Masculine)

    She, Her, Hers = Singular (Feminine)

    Sorry, but "Their" would be incorrect use of English grammar, as is "...are not it's" [sic].

  • UnicornMan420
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:19pm

    And everyone clapped.

  • jx203
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:49pm

    ok but what's its name tho

  • Steam-Crow
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:33pm

    The dog stood up on it's hind-legs and said, "My name is Rex Goodboi, and I'd like a moment of your time to share an exciting opportunity in time-share condo's."

  • MemeLordArmo
    -11 points Jan 21,2019, 2:55am

    Animals aren’t people and they don’t have a conscious so you’re correct in calling it an it

COMMENTS

  • Suck_Egg
    94 points Jan 20,2019, 11:58pm

    Person 1: what they name

    Person 2: actually it

    P1: it living tho

    P2: I have changed my complete view on seeing animals as objects for our entertainment and now view them as living and functioning sentient creatures

  • SmallsTheHappy
    33 points Jan 21,2019, 1:49am

    I say what’s their name because I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl.

  • Gelatin_MonKey
    22 points Jan 21,2019, 2:49am

    What a stupid thing to post instead of just

    "You shouldn't call an animal an 'it', ya savages"

    That's all, no one would respond like that either, not me at least. "What's their name?" "Buddy" "Ok cool"

  • skankhuntress
    22 points Jan 21,2019, 12:35am

    Animals are not “it is”!

    Itis. The itis.

  • Bitalene
    29 points Jan 20,2019, 11:19pm

    Then the dog clapped

  • digbicks845
    10 points Jan 21,2019, 6:02am

    The horse’s name was Friday

  • LongAdvertising
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 12:55am

    If you wanted to enquire about the name of a doggo without getting tangled up in pronouns couldn't you just say something like "what is your dog called?"

  • HeMansSmallerCousin
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 9:08am

    Animals aren't 'it's' might be the stupidest activism I've ever heard.

  • Quentin_Habib
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 12:08pm

    In what reality are people confused by someone referring to an animal as they, rather than it? Even if you think dogs aren't intelligent/sentient enough to be referred to as they in a literal sense, have they never seen personification of inanimate objects before?

  • shanjbri
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 11:23pm

    Its true dude I was companion animal

  • shockW4V3
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 10:38am

    So the social justice warrior does not know the gender of the person he was talking to?

  • FunGryphon
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:19pm

    Which one is grammatically correct? Aren’t the essentially the same and interchangeable.

  • Traitor-21-87
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:24pm

    From Oxford dictionary: Referring to an animal or child of unspecified sex. (It)

  • dammitjosh311
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 10:50am

    Can confirm, I am the dog

  • BlankRe
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 11:11am

    Get it right, they ain't, "it's." They are, "its"

  • devilsadvocate1966
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:49pm

    JUST WTF IS THE DOG'S NAME!!

  • 4theyeball
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Wait a second, do I look stupid if I do this?

    English isn't my first language and I thought that it didn't matter if I used "they" instead of "it" when talking about a pet (if I don't know the gender).

    I mean it does feel a little bad when I refer to someone's pet as a thing :(

  • Traitor-21-87
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:05pm

    They, Their, Them, and Theirs = Plural.

    Him, He His = Singular (Masculine)

    She, Her, Hers = Singular (Feminine)

    Sorry, but "Their" would be incorrect use of English grammar, as is "...are not it's" [sic].

  • UnicornMan420
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:19pm

    And everyone clapped.

  • jx203
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:49pm

    ok but what's its name tho

  • Steam-Crow
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:33pm

    The dog stood up on it's hind-legs and said, "My name is Rex Goodboi, and I'd like a moment of your time to share an exciting opportunity in time-share condo's."

  • MemeLordArmo
    -11 points Jan 21,2019, 2:55am

    Animals aren’t people and they don’t have a conscious so you’re correct in calling it an it

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Cause teachers always let a student take over the class

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • ibeatmyson555
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:40pm

    Is this the Nirvana In Bloom or the Neck Deep In Bloom?

  • EmperorBonaPARTY
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:22pm

    “Some war that happened”

    What fucking war, Damian? These are important details, damnit!

COMMENTS

  • ibeatmyson555
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:40pm

    Is this the Nirvana In Bloom or the Neck Deep In Bloom?

  • EmperorBonaPARTY
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:22pm

    “Some war that happened”

    What fucking war, Damian? These are important details, damnit!

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Left alone with his patriarchy

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • predictingzepast
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    I know who wishes this were true... Gillette.

  • dzenkuja
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 6:02pm

    It’s true I was the patriarchy

  • boof4free69
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:56pm

    “On the tinder date at the coffee shop I’m at...” Who the hell talks like that?

  • ArpeggioTheUnbroken
    -9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:22pm

    I mean, that definately could have happened

COMMENTS

  • predictingzepast
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    I know who wishes this were true... Gillette.

  • dzenkuja
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 6:02pm

    It’s true I was the patriarchy

  • boof4free69
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:56pm

    “On the tinder date at the coffee shop I’m at...” Who the hell talks like that?

  • LuckyLucre
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 5:31pm

    I want to believe it happened.

    "sitting alone with his patriarchy" Im stealing this line

  • ArpeggioTheUnbroken
    -9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:22pm

    I mean, that definately could have happened

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100% true I was the Barrista

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • simonlepatron
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 1:38pm

    Roleplaying at starbucks... ok

  • Excaliber1031
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 3:19pm

    This made me cringe so much.

  • forgetmywordss
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 1:44pm

    (Im c o o l i know)

  • David__Weyland
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:40pm
  • RealPonda
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:46pm

    Then everyone clapped

  • ThatWeirdoJess
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:00pm

    "I'm cool I know"

  • crust_rocket
    -3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm

    I feel like this is a joke

COMMENTS

  • simonlepatron
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 1:38pm

    Roleplaying at starbucks... ok

  • Excaliber1031
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 3:19pm

    This made me cringe so much.

  • forgetmywordss
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 1:44pm

    (Im c o o l i know)

  • Narretz
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:48pm

    Do we really need to post this every other day?

  • David__Weyland
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:40pm
  • RealPonda
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:46pm

    Then everyone clapped

  • ThatWeirdoJess
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:00pm

    "I'm cool I know"

  • crust_rocket
    -3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm

    I feel like this is a joke

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Ouch the car hit my shoulder

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

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A primer on how alcohol and VR definitely do work

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Xeneroth45
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:45pm

    the first time I was drunk I tried to convince someone that they were Chinese. I wish I was as smart as this guy.

  • Can_Boi
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 4:56pm

    Yo this didn’t happen but I wish it did

COMMENTS

  • Xeneroth45
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:45pm

    the first time I was drunk I tried to convince someone that they were Chinese. I wish I was as smart as this guy.

  • Can_Boi
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 4:56pm

    Yo this didn’t happen but I wish it did

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The cab drivers name? Albert Ahmedinstein.

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • Change---MY---Mind
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:21pm

    Man, I wonder if maybe they are marching for lives?

    If you disagree with human life, you can just come out and say it, you don’t need to pretend your Uber driver or whatever said it instead.

  • theslowbluefox
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:31pm

    I guess nobody is allowed to protest/march anymore for whatever reason.

COMMENTS

  • Change---MY---Mind
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:21pm

    Man, I wonder if maybe they are marching for lives?

    If you disagree with human life, you can just come out and say it, you don’t need to pretend your Uber driver or whatever said it instead.

  • theslowbluefox
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:31pm

    I guess nobody is allowed to protest/march anymore for whatever reason.

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All posted by the same person

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • anastasiamcd21
    510 points Jan 20,2019, 10:04am

    Because of the way tumblr works it’s not unreasonable to see a post and think it’s someone else’s if you’re distracted enough

  • saltyvanillabean
    161 points Jan 20,2019, 11:08am

    your own posts show up on your dash on tumblr as if someone else posted them so this isnt outside the realm of possibility (at least the first reblog)the entirety of the post is probably fake, but its still something to bear in mind

  • katielou1122
    157 points Jan 20,2019, 9:59am

    Sleep depravation can make you do crazy things. I'm sure this guy is faking it but now yall know :)

  • mekabuns
    39 points Jan 20,2019, 11:26am

    People saying this could've happened seem to be forgetting that this was probably posted by a 15 year old girl who stays up until 3am on tumblr and then tells everyone at school she hasn't slept in days because high schoolers think insomnia is cool and quirky

  • narwall101
    14 points Jan 20,2019, 11:32am

    When I get sleep deprived and I write on paper, if I think I’m going to spell a word wrong I always expect to see autocorrect show up

  • DnivRandomosity
    21 points Jan 20,2019, 11:39am

    Jeez what an attention whore right

  • puffintpuffinty
    18 points Jan 20,2019, 11:22am

    TBH even if this is fake, I find this quite funny

  • JessicaTheNeko
    9 points Jan 20,2019, 11:52am

    Tbh this is reasonable CHANGE MY MIND

  • carrothairs
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 11:14am

    I think thats the point.

  • TroutOfOrder
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 11:34am

    I'd say more r/oopsdidntmeanto

  • Nutmaestro
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 11:22am

    Why couldn’t you have just left it at the original?

  • GamerBoy7474
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:58am

    sees OP’s name r/beetlejuicing

  • spiritualcuck
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:03pm

    I've read my own comments on reddit and got confused.

  • margusus
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:03pm

    i mean i’ve definitely tried to ctrl+z irl before...

  • cbostwick94
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:18pm

    What's not believable about this?/

  • NotTheBanker
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • ShadowFang73854
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:20pm

    No one is ever sleep deprived

  • elyxx8
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 11:05am

    you don't use dark mode

    no n-word pass for you

  • LieutenantLeroy
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:47am

    The first part I definitely could believe. If I was super tired I would do that.

  • Corkend
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 11:43am

    I fell for it and now then looked at the sub and now I’m disappointed in myself

  • waltandhankdie
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 12:10pm

    This is peak cringy tumbler

COMMENTS

  • anastasiamcd21
    510 points Jan 20,2019, 10:04am

    Because of the way tumblr works it’s not unreasonable to see a post and think it’s someone else’s if you’re distracted enough

  • saltyvanillabean
    161 points Jan 20,2019, 11:08am

    your own posts show up on your dash on tumblr as if someone else posted them so this isnt outside the realm of possibility (at least the first reblog)the entirety of the post is probably fake, but its still something to bear in mind

  • katielou1122
    157 points Jan 20,2019, 9:59am

    Sleep depravation can make you do crazy things. I'm sure this guy is faking it but now yall know :)

  • millennium-popsicle
    20 points Jan 20,2019, 10:51am

    That is tumblr we’re talking about, this has all the papers to actually be true

  • mekabuns
    39 points Jan 20,2019, 11:26am

    People saying this could've happened seem to be forgetting that this was probably posted by a 15 year old girl who stays up until 3am on tumblr and then tells everyone at school she hasn't slept in days because high schoolers think insomnia is cool and quirky

  • narwall101
    14 points Jan 20,2019, 11:32am

    When I get sleep deprived and I write on paper, if I think I’m going to spell a word wrong I always expect to see autocorrect show up

  • DnivRandomosity
    21 points Jan 20,2019, 11:39am

    Jeez what an attention whore right

  • puffintpuffinty
    18 points Jan 20,2019, 11:22am

    TBH even if this is fake, I find this quite funny

  • JessicaTheNeko
    9 points Jan 20,2019, 11:52am

    Tbh this is reasonable CHANGE MY MIND

  • carrothairs
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 11:14am

    I think thats the point.

  • TroutOfOrder
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 11:34am

    I'd say more r/oopsdidntmeanto

  • Nutmaestro
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 11:22am

    Why couldn’t you have just left it at the original?

  • GamerBoy7474
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:58am

    sees OP’s name r/beetlejuicing

  • spiritualcuck
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:03pm

    I've read my own comments on reddit and got confused.

  • margusus
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:03pm

    i mean i’ve definitely tried to ctrl+z irl before...

  • cbostwick94
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:18pm

    What's not believable about this?/

  • NotTheBanker
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • ShadowFang73854
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:20pm

    No one is ever sleep deprived

  • elyxx8
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 11:05am

    you don't use dark mode

    no n-word pass for you

  • LieutenantLeroy
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:47am

    The first part I definitely could believe. If I was super tired I would do that.

  • Corkend
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 11:43am

    I fell for it and now then looked at the sub and now I’m disappointed in myself

  • waltandhankdie
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 12:10pm

    This is peak cringy tumbler

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Youtube commenter apparently went to Anime Academia

True stories that are $100% true and actually happened.

COMMENTS

  • tiravalo23
    5 points Jan 19,2019, 12:09pm

    Actually a lot of Sudbury model schools are like that. My son went to one in Oregon and that was pretty much their day.

  • disgruntledretard
    2 points Jan 19,2019, 4:11pm

    Its true, I was the school.

  • MetaWarlord135
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 6:26pm

    He missed the part where he passed every test with a score of $100% and became the King of Games in the process.

COMMENTS

  • tiravalo23
    5 points Jan 19,2019, 12:09pm

    Actually a lot of Sudbury model schools are like that. My son went to one in Oregon and that was pretty much their day.

  • disgruntledretard
    2 points Jan 19,2019, 4:11pm

    Its true, I was the school.

  • MetaWarlord135
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 6:26pm

    He missed the part where he passed every test with a score of $100% and became the King of Games in the process.