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Meet the HeavaeH

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • Cornflexxx
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 6:41pm

    I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve secondsdnoces evlewt rof...nopaew siht erif ot srallod dnasuoht derdnuh ruof stsoc tI .etunim rep sdnuor dnasuoht net ta segdirtrac deloot-motsuc ,rallod derdnuh owt serif dna smargolik ytfif derdnuh eno shgiew ehS .nopaew ym si siht dna...yuG snopaeW yvaeH ma I

  • yummycorpse
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:22pm

    HeavaeH WeaeW GuG

COMMENTS

  • Cornflexxx
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 6:41pm

    I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve secondsdnoces evlewt rof...nopaew siht erif ot srallod dnasuoht derdnuh ruof stsoc tI .etunim rep sdnuor dnasuoht net ta segdirtrac deloot-motsuc ,rallod derdnuh owt serif dna smargolik ytfif derdnuh eno shgiew ehS .nopaew ym si siht dna...yuG snopaeW yvaeH ma I

  • yummycorpse
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:22pm

    HeavaeH WeaeW GuG

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This happened last night in Newbie Mixes

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • sleuthyRogue
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 4:30pm

    Oh man, THAT ancient bug. In the rare instance that happens I just want to restart everything due to how annoying that crit glow sound effect is.

  • Deathaster
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:02pm

    Pretty sure that's fake.

COMMENTS

  • sleuthyRogue
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 4:30pm

    Oh man, THAT ancient bug. In the rare instance that happens I just want to restart everything due to how annoying that crit glow sound effect is.

  • Deathaster
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:02pm

    Pretty sure that's fake.

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Fast guy Starter pack

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • Cr3amgravy
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 1:54pm

    Lol bc you know someone is a fast guy when their dad is Tom Jones.

COMMENTS

  • Cr3amgravy
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 1:54pm

    Lol bc you know someone is a fast guy when their dad is Tom Jones.

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The Engie Buster

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • PremiumMeats
    69 points Mar 22,2019, 4:39am

    Hey look buddy, I'm Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. That means my house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are. I'm not married, because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of society. I solve practical problems. Like, how am I gonna work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and get home every day by 8 PM at the latest? The answer? I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. And if that don't work, I have a glass of warm milk and I do about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed. I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, like taking care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society. And you best hope, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • DarkSlayer415
    48 points Mar 21,2019, 11:14pm

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • xXMisterDiscoXx
    17 points Mar 22,2019, 2:59am

    Hayato

  • Bacca48
    11 points Mar 22,2019, 3:44am

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • Reragi
    13 points Mar 22,2019, 4:57am

    Killer Queen's Fourth Bomb: 「 B I T E S Z A S E N T R Y 」

  • GodammitPhil
    12 points Mar 22,2019, 8:43am

    Me: Hey look it's a bomb with the name Yoshikage Kira, I bet there will be a 4th bomb joke somewhere in the comm-

    Comments: M Y N A M E I S Y O S H I K A G E K I R A .

  • Nuker707
    10 points Mar 22,2019, 5:53am

    this gives me a

    「 SHEAR HEART ATTACK 」

  • Meemsouprice
    9 points Mar 22,2019, 4:40am

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • RedandStarry
    6 points Mar 21,2019, 11:49pm

    Why my pp hard

  • Conscript7
    6 points Mar 22,2019, 1:54am

    You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

  • Fleet_Admiral_Auto
    5 points Mar 22,2019, 12:56am

    Instead of destroying Engineer buildings, it upgrades/repairs them.

  • BannanaJay
    5 points Mar 22,2019, 7:14am

    I was going to comment something normal but some guy that lives in vila scared me

  • brainleto
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 5:18am

    What a beautiful day to have a sentry explode.

    • boom *
  • obliviousmothperson
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 10:36am

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • BeserkerBat89
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:57am

    Me: Builds sentry

    Engie Buster: Nope.avi

  • IceboundCat6
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 10:38am

    Engineers, watch out for that... Engie....buster?

  • andrew1355
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 11:50am

    Killer Queen! Daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto!

  • robloxxdddd
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:08pm

    Killer queen has already touched this meme!

  • doobymoo
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:54pm

    KOCCHI WO MIRO

  • howdoyoudoaninternet
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:26pm

    N O P E

  • ectoGnostic
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:14pm

    look son, how do i say this...when I was a young'un- you know about that there paintin', The Mona Lisa,right?- well, when I saw that paintin' in an art book, when i first saw that, I dunno how t' put it... um, this is a bit dirty now, but, I got a hard-on. Just cut out the part of her hands n' hung it in my room for a while. I wanna cut yers off too.

  • Chiruno_Chiruvanna
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:34pm

    kocchi wo miro

  • LettuceLadTheMighty
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:42pm

    It’s him again

COMMENTS

  • PremiumMeats
    69 points Mar 22,2019, 4:39am

    Hey look buddy, I'm Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. That means my house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are. I'm not married, because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of society. I solve practical problems. Like, how am I gonna work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and get home every day by 8 PM at the latest? The answer? I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. And if that don't work, I have a glass of warm milk and I do about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed. I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, like taking care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society. And you best hope, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • DarkSlayer415
    48 points Mar 21,2019, 11:14pm

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • xXMisterDiscoXx
    17 points Mar 22,2019, 2:59am

    Hayato

  • st4rBurst
    15 points Mar 22,2019, 12:40am

    Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe????

  • Bacca48
    11 points Mar 22,2019, 3:44am

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • Reragi
    13 points Mar 22,2019, 4:57am

    Killer Queen's Fourth Bomb: 「 B I T E S Z A S E N T R Y 」

  • GodammitPhil
    12 points Mar 22,2019, 8:43am

    Me: Hey look it's a bomb with the name Yoshikage Kira, I bet there will be a 4th bomb joke somewhere in the comm-

    Comments: M Y N A M E I S Y O S H I K A G E K I R A .

  • Nuker707
    10 points Mar 22,2019, 5:53am

    this gives me a

    「 SHEAR HEART ATTACK 」

  • Meemsouprice
    9 points Mar 22,2019, 4:40am

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • RedandStarry
    6 points Mar 21,2019, 11:49pm

    Why my pp hard

  • Conscript7
    6 points Mar 22,2019, 1:54am

    You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

  • Fleet_Admiral_Auto
    5 points Mar 22,2019, 12:56am

    Instead of destroying Engineer buildings, it upgrades/repairs them.

  • BannanaJay
    5 points Mar 22,2019, 7:14am

    I was going to comment something normal but some guy that lives in vila scared me

  • brainleto
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 5:18am

    What a beautiful day to have a sentry explode.

    • boom *
  • obliviousmothperson
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 10:36am

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • BeserkerBat89
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:57am

    Me: Builds sentry

    Engie Buster: Nope.avi

  • IceboundCat6
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 10:38am

    Engineers, watch out for that... Engie....buster?

  • andrew1355
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 11:50am

    Killer Queen! Daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto!

  • robloxxdddd
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:08pm

    Killer queen has already touched this meme!

  • doobymoo
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:54pm

    KOCCHI WO MIRO

  • howdoyoudoaninternet
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:26pm

    N O P E

  • ectoGnostic
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:14pm

    look son, how do i say this...when I was a young'un- you know about that there paintin', The Mona Lisa,right?- well, when I saw that paintin' in an art book, when i first saw that, I dunno how t' put it... um, this is a bit dirty now, but, I got a hard-on. Just cut out the part of her hands n' hung it in my room for a while. I wanna cut yers off too.

  • Chiruno_Chiruvanna
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:34pm

    kocchi wo miro

  • LettuceLadTheMighty
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:42pm

    It’s him again

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Demo mains when trying to defend the last point on pl_upward

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • Theandalco
    22 points Mar 22,2019, 5:53pm

    Fuck I read it from right to left.

    I blame the Japanese

  • Philmore-
    5 points Mar 22,2019, 6:01pm

    When i play pyro too, or soldier... just i'm depressed that's all

  • DrAntagonist
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 6:20pm

    What is this referencing?

COMMENTS

  • Theandalco
    22 points Mar 22,2019, 5:53pm

    Fuck I read it from right to left.

    I blame the Japanese

  • Philmore-
    5 points Mar 22,2019, 6:01pm

    When i play pyro too, or soldier... just i'm depressed that's all

  • DrAntagonist
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 6:20pm

    What is this referencing?

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Escort The Bomb, my own idea for a custom TF2 gamemode.

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • Azsofe
    144 points Mar 22,2019, 12:48pm

    Imagine a soldier doing a big rollout with the bomb. Game's finished in 10 secs

  • B_A_R_C_L_A_Y
    278 points Mar 22,2019, 11:41am

    its like mvm, except the robots are players

  • Exa1ted
    45 points Mar 22,2019, 12:58pm

    It already exist in a custom server. It is pretty fun but no-one plays it anymore.

  • StudioSunTV
    72 points Mar 22,2019, 12:44pm

    It looks cool but trolling would be a GIANT issue in this mode.

  • MarkZuckerman
    21 points Mar 22,2019, 11:47am

    Looks really cool. A lot faster than attack/defend

  • Quenquent
    10 points Mar 22,2019, 12:32pm

    And it can be done with TF2's actual tool. It's pretty much CTF but with one flag.

  • SwishLife24
    10 points Mar 22,2019, 11:47am

    The tables have turned...

  • P_Type
    16 points Mar 22,2019, 11:42am

    So basically MvM but with players instead of bots. I like it. Although it is very similar with the already existing mode "Attack/Defend"

  • espriminati
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 12:27pm

    Isnt this CS:GO's Bomb Defusal mode?

  • eggroll729
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 1:37pm

    Didn't Team Fortress Classic have a game mode like this? Although it didn't make it into TF2, there was even a community mapping contest in 2009 featuring the game mode.

  • themaninblack08
    4 points Mar 22,2019, 3:34pm

    This idea is functional in theory but bad in practice. Any game mode that involves some single carryable team objective needs some alternate win condition to ensure that if some troll or dumbass gets a hold of the objective, that you don't just lose right there. That is why all the plant the bomb modes you see are generally in paid games, with ranks and MMR that theoretically punish you for trolling and losing, report functions that realistically punish trollers, permadeath, and an alternate win condition in the form of wiping out the other team.

    If you don't get those conditions, this will turn out just like CTF but in reverse. If a game mode is designed in such a way that a SINGLE dumbass on your team can stop the entire team from winning, then the mode is doomed to be nothing more than a meme.

  • revlusive-mist
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 12:55pm

    Air blast intensifies

  • fancyderp9001
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 1:22pm

    the stop that tank game mode is kinda like that, except what you're talking about only happens after the tank itself is killed.

  • Mikes_Wazoski
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 1:33pm

    This already exists but it's called 'Stop that tank!' which starts with a tank escorting the bomb but when its destroyed, giants and robots controlled by players have to carry the bomb

  • UneaseCubed
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 3:31pm

    This is just CTF with extra steps.

  • Luigi2586
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 2:21pm

    It's just like attack/defend in tfc

  • Yaidin01
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 2:40pm

    I'd say the bomb has to be protected for 30 secs or so when placed so you won't have soldiers rocket jumping and winning in 10 secs

  • genericredditname42
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:10pm

    Sounds good, doesn't work. How about instead just making pd_ an official gamemode and stop trying to reinvent the wheel.

  • cardboardboxo
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:15pm

    So just Stop that Tank!

  • D_A_N_G_E_R_145
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:17pm

    So it’s basically rainmaker from splatoon but without the rainmaker

  • mikelorme
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:42pm

    so...counter strike on tf2?

  • ThePootisSaver
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:58pm

    Ctf payload?

  • DeltaStream17
    4 points Mar 22,2019, 1:12pm

    While this seems quite fun, It has some problems. Like what if a Soldier just does one huge rollout and gets it there in 10 seconds? Or perhaps some trickster picks up the bomb and just hides with it? Perhaps the bomb could make you heavier, making your jumping and blast jumping more ineffective. and for the trickster problem, maybe a player can't hold on to the bomb for more than a minute at a time.

  • greenmoonlight
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 1:14pm

    This is more or less what they started with before settling on Payload. Having players carry the thing doesn't work as well as you'd hope in practice.

  • insertboynamehere
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 1:13pm

    i like it but there would be WAY too many scouts

  • Isaacs_incubus
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:23pm

    Payloadture the flag

  • NotableStorm
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:51pm

    I like this reverse CTF

  • BigMikeisnotbig
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:55pm

    So like rainmaker in Spaltoon.

  • Crynostic97
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:01pm

    A mix of CTF and Payload, with a hint of mvm. I like it!

  • GreyBigfoot
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:26pm

    Pass Time but it’s strictly attack and defend.

  • Truesarge
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:37pm

    Throw in a bit of stop that tank where like "xxx damage to tank = time reduced on bomb"

  • WhateverWhateverson
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:00pm

    So just MvM without MvM

  • ExplosivePlanter
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:00pm

    There already is a game mode like that, it's called 'Stop that tank'.

  • Rhisone
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:01pm

    Engineer intensifies

  • piiiigsiiinspaaaace
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:05pm

    I want the bomb to explode and take everyone around it out when the reset timer runs out

  • Baceballcap
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:11pm

    Very good idea

  • BlackDE
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:45pm

    ctf_haarp

  • sir_froggy
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:00pm

    Halo Assault mixed with CS DE?

  • DrThunderbolt
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:42pm

    Fun idea, but it would require an update so it's not gonna happen

  • MineNAdventurer
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:45pm

    Then they'd just have a scout going a super fast. I think the carrier needs like a speed and weight decrease. Or something

  • Randomaspland
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:59pm

    Wait to stop this being mvm it could just be doomsday but one team is defending

  • rc_polygons
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:18pm

    Isn't that just like stop that tank when the tank is destroyed?

  • Erk-krE
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:39pm

    This exists! Ctf_haarp features this

    It’s usually called a/d ctf

  • Shibacki
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:49pm

    PLEASE I WANT THIS SO BAD

  • adude_
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:50pm

    Sounds like Dirty Bomb to a degree actually! Might be cool!!

  • Forestxavier20
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:54pm

    Kind of sounds like a mix of Gnome Bomb from Garden Warfare 2 and MvM.

  • GoogleWasMyIdea49
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:02pm

    Isn’t that like a Csgo mode

    Cause if it is then Calve will know how to create such a mode

  • rowleto
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:05pm

    so its something like pass time mixed with bomb defusal from cs?

  • pgp555
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:22pm

    basically payload combined and capture the flag mixed together

  • Hineter
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:34pm

    so, payload, except one player is the payload

  • MeatwadMeatwad
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:40pm

    You bet there's gonna be that one asshat that brings the bomb backwards and stays in a corner.

  • DrAntagonist
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:43pm

    This is just Payload but with a bunch of Scouts on one team.

  • OshawottSam
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:46pm

    some rocket jumping beast ruins the fun for everyone

  • SuperManagement
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:46pm

    I like this

  • Callity
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:46pm

    So you copied it from dirty bomb

  • Cacti_Hall
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:11pm

    That just sounds like PASS Time with extra limitations

  • MoiraDoodle
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:13pm

    this just sounds like cs go with extra steps

  • WolfEGent
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:29pm

    So So passtime?

  • SourClash
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:37pm

    Theres a community game mode just like this I think i have it saved in my favorites

  • hoppygrob
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:38pm

    I see a lot of level three sentries with that game mode

  • TheDevilsAdvokaat
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:39pm

    This sounds like MVM except with people.

    I love it. I enjoy MVM but can't get a good game; would love to try it with people.

    Hope they try this!!!

    And in addition they MUST included those enormous but slow tanks!!!

  • Boring_Programmer
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:48pm

    it kind of sounds like ripoff defusal from csgo

  • Joe_Shroe
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:50pm

    This is basically Rush from the Battlefield games right? One team has to plant a bomb to blow up objectives, which then pushes up spawns and repeats the same thing until all objectives are destroyed. Kind of like payload but with bomb planting. I'd be down to play it.

  • Reapee19
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:56pm

  • Idiotinfrontofadesk2
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 8:44pm

    Only issue I can see happening with this is the same issue that some of the control point game modes has, gibusvision engies or people who just don't care building a hell-ton of sentries on last.

    The maps would probably have to be built to prevent stalemates from happening, so we don't get games that go up to round 7.

  • glmedsf
    0 points Mar 22,2019, 12:53pm

    So it's hot potato.

  • JuicyComrade
    0 points Mar 22,2019, 1:17pm

    I rly like this idea but I guess it might be hard for the team to escort a bomb since troll is a rly big factor.Another issue is that the RED team might find difficulty killing the carrier and focusing on one point like the payload.

COMMENTS

  • Azsofe
    144 points Mar 22,2019, 12:48pm

    Imagine a soldier doing a big rollout with the bomb. Game's finished in 10 secs

  • B_A_R_C_L_A_Y
    278 points Mar 22,2019, 11:41am

    its like mvm, except the robots are players

  • Exa1ted
    45 points Mar 22,2019, 12:58pm

    It already exist in a custom server. It is pretty fun but no-one plays it anymore.

  • LQIM
    84 points Mar 22,2019, 11:47am

    So MvM but with normal players

  • StudioSunTV
    72 points Mar 22,2019, 12:44pm

    It looks cool but trolling would be a GIANT issue in this mode.

  • MarkZuckerman
    21 points Mar 22,2019, 11:47am

    Looks really cool. A lot faster than attack/defend

  • Quenquent
    10 points Mar 22,2019, 12:32pm

    And it can be done with TF2's actual tool. It's pretty much CTF but with one flag.

  • SwishLife24
    10 points Mar 22,2019, 11:47am

    The tables have turned...

  • P_Type
    16 points Mar 22,2019, 11:42am

    So basically MvM but with players instead of bots. I like it. Although it is very similar with the already existing mode "Attack/Defend"

  • espriminati
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 12:27pm

    Isnt this CS:GO's Bomb Defusal mode?

  • eggroll729
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 1:37pm

    Didn't Team Fortress Classic have a game mode like this? Although it didn't make it into TF2, there was even a community mapping contest in 2009 featuring the game mode.

  • themaninblack08
    4 points Mar 22,2019, 3:34pm

    This idea is functional in theory but bad in practice. Any game mode that involves some single carryable team objective needs some alternate win condition to ensure that if some troll or dumbass gets a hold of the objective, that you don't just lose right there. That is why all the plant the bomb modes you see are generally in paid games, with ranks and MMR that theoretically punish you for trolling and losing, report functions that realistically punish trollers, permadeath, and an alternate win condition in the form of wiping out the other team.

    If you don't get those conditions, this will turn out just like CTF but in reverse. If a game mode is designed in such a way that a SINGLE dumbass on your team can stop the entire team from winning, then the mode is doomed to be nothing more than a meme.

  • revlusive-mist
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 12:55pm

    Air blast intensifies

  • fancyderp9001
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 1:22pm

    the stop that tank game mode is kinda like that, except what you're talking about only happens after the tank itself is killed.

  • Mikes_Wazoski
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 1:33pm

    This already exists but it's called 'Stop that tank!' which starts with a tank escorting the bomb but when its destroyed, giants and robots controlled by players have to carry the bomb

  • UneaseCubed
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 3:31pm

    This is just CTF with extra steps.

  • Luigi2586
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 2:21pm

    It's just like attack/defend in tfc

  • Yaidin01
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 2:40pm

    I'd say the bomb has to be protected for 30 secs or so when placed so you won't have soldiers rocket jumping and winning in 10 secs

  • genericredditname42
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:10pm

    Sounds good, doesn't work. How about instead just making pd_ an official gamemode and stop trying to reinvent the wheel.

  • cardboardboxo
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:15pm

    So just Stop that Tank!

  • D_A_N_G_E_R_145
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:17pm

    So it’s basically rainmaker from splatoon but without the rainmaker

  • mikelorme
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:42pm

    so...counter strike on tf2?

  • ThePootisSaver
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 3:58pm

    Ctf payload?

  • DeltaStream17
    4 points Mar 22,2019, 1:12pm

    While this seems quite fun, It has some problems. Like what if a Soldier just does one huge rollout and gets it there in 10 seconds? Or perhaps some trickster picks up the bomb and just hides with it? Perhaps the bomb could make you heavier, making your jumping and blast jumping more ineffective. and for the trickster problem, maybe a player can't hold on to the bomb for more than a minute at a time.

  • greenmoonlight
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 1:14pm

    This is more or less what they started with before settling on Payload. Having players carry the thing doesn't work as well as you'd hope in practice.

  • insertboynamehere
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 1:13pm

    i like it but there would be WAY too many scouts

  • Isaacs_incubus
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:23pm

    Payloadture the flag

  • NotableStorm
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:51pm

    I like this reverse CTF

  • BigMikeisnotbig
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 1:55pm

    So like rainmaker in Spaltoon.

  • Crynostic97
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:01pm

    A mix of CTF and Payload, with a hint of mvm. I like it!

  • GreyBigfoot
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:26pm

    Pass Time but it’s strictly attack and defend.

  • Truesarge
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:37pm

    Throw in a bit of stop that tank where like "xxx damage to tank = time reduced on bomb"

  • WhateverWhateverson
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:00pm

    So just MvM without MvM

  • ExplosivePlanter
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:00pm

    There already is a game mode like that, it's called 'Stop that tank'.

  • Rhisone
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:01pm

    Engineer intensifies

  • piiiigsiiinspaaaace
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:05pm

    I want the bomb to explode and take everyone around it out when the reset timer runs out

  • Baceballcap
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:11pm

    Very good idea

  • BlackDE
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 3:45pm

    ctf_haarp

  • sir_froggy
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:00pm

    Halo Assault mixed with CS DE?

  • DrThunderbolt
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:42pm

    Fun idea, but it would require an update so it's not gonna happen

  • MineNAdventurer
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:45pm

    Then they'd just have a scout going a super fast. I think the carrier needs like a speed and weight decrease. Or something

  • Randomaspland
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 4:59pm

    Wait to stop this being mvm it could just be doomsday but one team is defending

  • rc_polygons
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:18pm

    Isn't that just like stop that tank when the tank is destroyed?

  • Erk-krE
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:39pm

    This exists! Ctf_haarp features this

    It’s usually called a/d ctf

  • Shibacki
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:49pm

    PLEASE I WANT THIS SO BAD

  • adude_
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:50pm

    Sounds like Dirty Bomb to a degree actually! Might be cool!!

  • Forestxavier20
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 5:54pm

    Kind of sounds like a mix of Gnome Bomb from Garden Warfare 2 and MvM.

  • GoogleWasMyIdea49
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:02pm

    Isn’t that like a Csgo mode

    Cause if it is then Calve will know how to create such a mode

  • rowleto
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:05pm

    so its something like pass time mixed with bomb defusal from cs?

  • pgp555
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:22pm

    basically payload combined and capture the flag mixed together

  • Hineter
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:34pm

    so, payload, except one player is the payload

  • MeatwadMeatwad
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:40pm

    You bet there's gonna be that one asshat that brings the bomb backwards and stays in a corner.

  • DrAntagonist
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:43pm

    This is just Payload but with a bunch of Scouts on one team.

  • OshawottSam
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:46pm

    some rocket jumping beast ruins the fun for everyone

  • SuperManagement
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:46pm

    I like this

  • Callity
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:46pm

    So you copied it from dirty bomb

  • Cacti_Hall
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:11pm

    That just sounds like PASS Time with extra limitations

  • MoiraDoodle
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:13pm

    this just sounds like cs go with extra steps

  • WolfEGent
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:29pm

    So So passtime?

  • SourClash
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:37pm

    Theres a community game mode just like this I think i have it saved in my favorites

  • hoppygrob
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:38pm

    I see a lot of level three sentries with that game mode

  • TheDevilsAdvokaat
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:39pm

    This sounds like MVM except with people.

    I love it. I enjoy MVM but can't get a good game; would love to try it with people.

    Hope they try this!!!

    And in addition they MUST included those enormous but slow tanks!!!

  • Boring_Programmer
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:48pm

    it kind of sounds like ripoff defusal from csgo

  • Joe_Shroe
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:50pm

    This is basically Rush from the Battlefield games right? One team has to plant a bomb to blow up objectives, which then pushes up spawns and repeats the same thing until all objectives are destroyed. Kind of like payload but with bomb planting. I'd be down to play it.

  • Reapee19
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:56pm

  • Idiotinfrontofadesk2
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 8:44pm

    Only issue I can see happening with this is the same issue that some of the control point game modes has, gibusvision engies or people who just don't care building a hell-ton of sentries on last.

    The maps would probably have to be built to prevent stalemates from happening, so we don't get games that go up to round 7.

  • glmedsf
    0 points Mar 22,2019, 12:53pm

    So it's hot potato.

  • JuicyComrade
    0 points Mar 22,2019, 1:17pm

    I rly like this idea but I guess it might be hard for the team to escort a bomb since troll is a rly big factor.Another issue is that the RED team might find difficulty killing the carrier and focusing on one point like the payload.

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Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • Residays
    3 points Mar 21,2019, 6:53pm

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  • gifv-bot
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 5:17pm

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  • DetlaffvonDrac
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:44pm
  • Deathaster
    0 points Mar 21,2019, 6:29pm

    Wryyyypost

COMMENTS

  • Residays
    3 points Mar 21,2019, 6:53pm

    Wild repost appeared!

    Go, comment!

    >FIGHT BAG

    POKÉMON RUN

  • gifv-bot
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 5:17pm

    GIFV link


    I am a bot. FAQ // code

  • DetlaffvonDrac
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:44pm
  • null0____0
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 5:19pm

    Its sans tf2 undertale

  • Deathaster
    0 points Mar 21,2019, 6:29pm

    Wryyyypost

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Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • CptPootis
    24 points Mar 21,2019, 6:24am

    Mann Co. Special Kidney Hurting Juice™

  • DustinH05
    7 points Mar 21,2019, 7:48am

    Has triple sized kidneys, what about the kidney stones

  • _Wolftale_
    3 points Mar 21,2019, 4:16pm

    Little does Sniper know, the disease eventually makes it so you CAN'T pee. It's literally Sniper's nightmare.

COMMENTS

  • CptPootis
    24 points Mar 21,2019, 6:24am

    Mann Co. Special Kidney Hurting Juice™

  • DustinH05
    7 points Mar 21,2019, 7:48am

    Has triple sized kidneys, what about the kidney stones

  • _Wolftale_
    3 points Mar 21,2019, 4:16pm

    Little does Sniper know, the disease eventually makes it so you CAN'T pee. It's literally Sniper's nightmare.

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Relevant

Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • Sroka001
    4 points Mar 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Fat scout? Is that you?

  • jjose104
    5 points Mar 21,2019, 5:07pm

    Heavy is scout

  • null0____0
    2 points Mar 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Sorry i was talking about the game

  • benjaminj18
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 5:36pm

    True fat scout

  • Bot_31823
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:10pm

    NoOoOOoO ScOuT Is fAT mAn

  • satriix
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:32pm

    Born to run

  • SirLimesalot
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:44pm

    yo I never did a face reveal. wtf

  • zergoven
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 8:09pm

    This is me when I'm playing scout... Because I'm a fatty

COMMENTS

  • Sroka001
    4 points Mar 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Fat scout? Is that you?

  • jjose104
    5 points Mar 21,2019, 5:07pm

    Heavy is scout

  • null0____0
    2 points Mar 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Sorry i was talking about the game

  • IAMHERE4MEMES
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 5:13pm

    -paints Siberian sophisticate lime

  • benjaminj18
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 5:36pm

    True fat scout

  • Bot_31823
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:10pm

    NoOoOOoO ScOuT Is fAT mAn

  • satriix
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:32pm

    Born to run

  • SirLimesalot
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 6:44pm

    yo I never did a face reveal. wtf

  • zergoven
    1 points Mar 21,2019, 8:09pm

    This is me when I'm playing scout... Because I'm a fatty

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Team Fortress 2

COMMENTS

  • FlyBoyG
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 6:58pm

    Hey, I made the “Unsettled Tom” meme into a TF2 meme with a little editing. Here's the template. And here's an example. Maybe I should have made a different class since the engineer wears dark goggles but whatever. You live and you learn. Enjoy.

  • PapaPuns
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 7:39pm

    Me: dances in intel roomEnemy engineers:Enemy engineers’ turrets: its free realestate

COMMENTS

  • FlyBoyG
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 6:58pm

    Hey, I made the “Unsettled Tom” meme into a TF2 meme with a little editing. Here's the template. And here's an example. Maybe I should have made a different class since the engineer wears dark goggles but whatever. You live and you learn. Enjoy.

  • PapaPuns
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 7:39pm

    Me: dances in intel roomEnemy engineers:Enemy engineers’ turrets: its free realestate