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Oh man, THAT ancient bug. In the rare instance that happens I just want to restart everything due to how annoying that crit glow sound effect is.
Pretty sure that's fake.
Lol bc you know someone is a fast guy when their dad is Tom Jones.
Hey look buddy, I'm Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. That means my house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are. I'm not married, because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of society. I solve practical problems. Like, how am I gonna work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and get home every day by 8 PM at the latest? The answer? I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. And if that don't work, I have a glass of warm milk and I do about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed. I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, like taking care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society. And you best hope, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Killer Queen's Fourth Bomb: 「 B I T E S Z A S E N T R Y 」
Me: Hey look it's a bomb with the name Yoshikage Kira, I bet there will be a 4th bomb joke somewhere in the comm-
Comments: M Y N A M E I S Y O S H I K A G E K I R A .
this gives me a
「 SHEAR HEART ATTACK 」
Why my pp hard
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Instead of destroying Engineer buildings, it upgrades/repairs them.
I was going to comment something normal but some guy that lives in vila scared me
What a beautiful day to have a sentry explode.
Me: Builds sentry
Engie Buster: Nope.avi
Engineers, watch out for that... Engie....buster?
Killer Queen! Daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto!
Killer queen has already touched this meme!
KOCCHI WO MIRO
N O P E
look son, how do i say this...when I was a young'un- you know about that there paintin', The Mona Lisa,right?- well, when I saw that paintin' in an art book, when i first saw that, I dunno how t' put it... um, this is a bit dirty now, but, I got a hard-on. Just cut out the part of her hands n' hung it in my room for a while. I wanna cut yers off too.
kocchi wo miro
It’s him again
Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe????
Fuck I read it from right to left.
I blame the Japanese
When i play pyro too, or soldier... just i'm depressed that's all
What is this referencing?
Imagine a soldier doing a big rollout with the bomb. Game's finished in 10 secs
its like mvm, except the robots are players
It already exist in a custom server. It is pretty fun but no-one plays it anymore.
It looks cool but trolling would be a GIANT issue in this mode.
Looks really cool. A lot faster than attack/defend
And it can be done with TF2's actual tool. It's pretty much CTF but with one flag.
The tables have turned...
So basically MvM but with players instead of bots. I like it. Although it is very similar with the already existing mode "Attack/Defend"
Isnt this CS:GO's Bomb Defusal mode?
Didn't Team Fortress Classic have a game mode like this? Although it didn't make it into TF2, there was even a community mapping contest in 2009 featuring the game mode.
This idea is functional in theory but bad in practice. Any game mode that involves some single carryable team objective needs some alternate win condition to ensure that if some troll or dumbass gets a hold of the objective, that you don't just lose right there. That is why all the plant the bomb modes you see are generally in paid games, with ranks and MMR that theoretically punish you for trolling and losing, report functions that realistically punish trollers, permadeath, and an alternate win condition in the form of wiping out the other team.
If you don't get those conditions, this will turn out just like CTF but in reverse. If a game mode is designed in such a way that a SINGLE dumbass on your team can stop the entire team from winning, then the mode is doomed to be nothing more than a meme.
Air blast intensifies
the stop that tank game mode is kinda like that, except what you're talking about only happens after the tank itself is killed.
This already exists but it's called 'Stop that tank!' which starts with a tank escorting the bomb but when its destroyed, giants and robots controlled by players have to carry the bomb
This is just CTF with extra steps.
It's just like attack/defend in tfc
I'd say the bomb has to be protected for 30 secs or so when placed so you won't have soldiers rocket jumping and winning in 10 secs
Sounds good, doesn't work. How about instead just making pd_ an official gamemode and stop trying to reinvent the wheel.
So just Stop that Tank!
So it’s basically rainmaker from splatoon but without the rainmaker
so...counter strike on tf2?
While this seems quite fun, It has some problems. Like what if a Soldier just does one huge rollout and gets it there in 10 seconds? Or perhaps some trickster picks up the bomb and just hides with it? Perhaps the bomb could make you heavier, making your jumping and blast jumping more ineffective. and for the trickster problem, maybe a player can't hold on to the bomb for more than a minute at a time.
This is more or less what they started with before settling on Payload. Having players carry the thing doesn't work as well as you'd hope in practice.
i like it but there would be WAY too many scouts
Payloadture the flag
I like this reverse CTF
So like rainmaker in Spaltoon.
A mix of CTF and Payload, with a hint of mvm. I like it!
Pass Time but it’s strictly attack and defend.
Throw in a bit of stop that tank where like "xxx damage to tank = time reduced on bomb"
So just MvM without MvM
There already is a game mode like that, it's called 'Stop that tank'.
I want the bomb to explode and take everyone around it out when the reset timer runs out
Very good idea
Halo Assault mixed with CS DE?
Fun idea, but it would require an update so it's not gonna happen
Then they'd just have a scout going a super fast. I think the carrier needs like a speed and weight decrease. Or something
Wait to stop this being mvm it could just be doomsday but one team is defending
Isn't that just like stop that tank when the tank is destroyed?
This exists! Ctf_haarp features this
It’s usually called a/d ctf
PLEASE I WANT THIS SO BAD
Sounds like Dirty Bomb to a degree actually! Might be cool!!
Kind of sounds like a mix of Gnome Bomb from Garden Warfare 2 and MvM.
Isn’t that like a Csgo mode
Cause if it is then Calve will know how to create such a mode
so its something like pass time mixed with bomb defusal from cs?
basically payload combined and capture the flag mixed together
so, payload, except one player is the payload
You bet there's gonna be that one asshat that brings the bomb backwards and stays in a corner.
This is just Payload but with a bunch of Scouts on one team.
some rocket jumping beast ruins the fun for everyone
I like this
So you copied it from dirty bomb
That just sounds like PASS Time with extra limitations
this just sounds like cs go with extra steps
So So passtime?
Theres a community game mode just like this I think i have it saved in my favorites
I see a lot of level three sentries with that game mode
This sounds like MVM except with people.
I love it. I enjoy MVM but can't get a good game; would love to try it with people.
Hope they try this!!!
And in addition they MUST included those enormous but slow tanks!!!
it kind of sounds like ripoff defusal from csgo
This is basically Rush from the Battlefield games right? One team has to plant a bomb to blow up objectives, which then pushes up spawns and repeats the same thing until all objectives are destroyed. Kind of like payload but with bomb planting. I'd be down to play it.
Only issue I can see happening with this is the same issue that some of the control point game modes has, gibusvision engies or people who just don't care building a hell-ton of sentries on last.
The maps would probably have to be built to prevent stalemates from happening, so we don't get games that go up to round 7.
So it's hot potato.
I rly like this idea but I guess it might be hard for the team to escort a bomb since troll is a rly big factor.Another issue is that the RED team might find difficulty killing the carrier and focusing on one point like the payload.
So MvM but with normal players
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Its sans tf2 undertale
Mann Co. Special Kidney Hurting Juice™
Has triple sized kidneys, what about the kidney stones
Little does Sniper know, the disease eventually makes it so you CAN'T pee. It's literally Sniper's nightmare.
Fat scout? Is that you?
Heavy is scout
Sorry i was talking about the game
True fat scout
NoOoOOoO ScOuT Is fAT mAn
Born to run
yo I never did a face reveal. wtf
This is me when I'm playing scout... Because I'm a fatty
-paints Siberian sophisticate lime
Hey, I made the “Unsettled Tom” meme into a TF2 meme with a little editing. Here's the template. And here's an example. Maybe I should have made a different class since the engineer wears dark goggles but whatever. You live and you learn. Enjoy.
Me: dances in intel roomEnemy engineers:Enemy engineers’ turrets: its free realestate
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