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this is a stupid meme

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  • TheGoatPuncher
    129 points Sep 15,2019, 3:41am

    Oracles achieve nothing = Snoracles

    Oracles clean up a group of enemy units = Chloracles

    Oracles added = Moracles

    Oracles made for the hell of it = Sureacles

    Oracles an essential part of your plan = Coreacles

    Oracles find success in PvZ or PvT = Goreacles

    Oracles fail in PvZ = Sporeacles

    Oracles in defense = Hodoracles

    Oracles lost = Noracles

    Oracles controlled by players below Master = Bloracles

    Oracles in the hands of Stats = Deploracles

    Oracles en masse = Bronze league

  • Benjadeath
    9 points Sep 15,2019, 1:58am

    Someone incept tasteless so I can hear this on stream please

  • suppordel
    6 points Sep 15,2019, 4:50am

    I don't think I've ever had more than 3 oracles at one time.

  • L0farr
    2 points Sep 15,2019, 10:23am

    Dark archon= Darchon :D

  • Frakshaw
    1 points Sep 15,2019, 12:50pm

    Whoracle

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  • TheGoatPuncher
    129 points Sep 15,2019, 3:41am

    Oracles achieve nothing = Snoracles

    Oracles clean up a group of enemy units = Chloracles

    Oracles added = Moracles

    Oracles made for the hell of it = Sureacles

    Oracles an essential part of your plan = Coreacles

    Oracles find success in PvZ or PvT = Goreacles

    Oracles fail in PvZ = Sporeacles

    Oracles in defense = Hodoracles

    Oracles lost = Noracles

    Oracles controlled by players below Master = Bloracles

    Oracles in the hands of Stats = Deploracles

    Oracles en masse = Bronze league

  • Benjadeath
    9 points Sep 15,2019, 1:58am

    Someone incept tasteless so I can hear this on stream please

  • suppordel
    6 points Sep 15,2019, 4:50am

    I don't think I've ever had more than 3 oracles at one time.

  • Juzzumo
    2 points Sep 15,2019, 10:00am

    Agreed. It is.

  • L0farr
    2 points Sep 15,2019, 10:23am

    Dark archon= Darchon :D

  • Frakshaw
    1 points Sep 15,2019, 12:50pm

    Whoracle

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What's your favorite unit? Mines the siege tank...

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  • valdrekaan_suleykaar
    9 points Sep 14,2019, 7:20am

    Actually my favorite is probably the Swarm host. But I never last long enough in ZvT to use it. I should probably post in /r/allthingszerg about this. But currently my frustration is such that this is the best I can do.

    Send help.

  • Nominalx
    5 points Sep 14,2019, 7:40am

    You might benefit from going spire in your games then. Also have you heard about vipers and Brood Lords? They pretty gud against tank.

  • Equivalent_Passion
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 12:30pm

    Nobody actually answering?

    Drone. I like little crabs just clickity clacking the minerals.

  • King_Destrukto
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 11:41am

    Zergs who lose against Terran a lot are usually just shitty at macro. Practise macro for ez wins Vs Terran

  • mywifeforhired
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 9:46am

    Make blings make win

  • generalecchi
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 12:22pm

    BW Zerg Guardians
    Insane range + satisfying sound FX

  • mind_gap
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 8:09pm

    If you feel like creating a complain post after 11 games you need to work on your mentality. Also ATZ can probably help, post with replays and all that jazz. What league is this in?

  • RPBiohazard
    0 points Sep 14,2019, 11:22am

    Macro better my dude! Get to 66 drones on 3 bases by 6 minutes with a bunch of queens and lings to keep you safe. If you aren’t coming close to that, that’s your first issue.

    On a side note, mine is the widow mine! What kind of idiot thought that would be a fun unit to add to the game?

COMMENTS

  • valdrekaan_suleykaar
    9 points Sep 14,2019, 7:20am

    Actually my favorite is probably the Swarm host. But I never last long enough in ZvT to use it. I should probably post in /r/allthingszerg about this. But currently my frustration is such that this is the best I can do.

    Send help.

  • Nominalx
    5 points Sep 14,2019, 7:40am

    You might benefit from going spire in your games then. Also have you heard about vipers and Brood Lords? They pretty gud against tank.

  • Equivalent_Passion
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 12:30pm

    Nobody actually answering?

    Drone. I like little crabs just clickity clacking the minerals.

  • MyLifeFrAiur
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 7:22am

    Not enough games, play 100 more

  • King_Destrukto
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 11:41am

    Zergs who lose against Terran a lot are usually just shitty at macro. Practise macro for ez wins Vs Terran

  • mywifeforhired
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 9:46am

    Make blings make win

  • generalecchi
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 12:22pm

    BW Zerg Guardians
    Insane range + satisfying sound FX

  • mind_gap
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 8:09pm

    If you feel like creating a complain post after 11 games you need to work on your mentality. Also ATZ can probably help, post with replays and all that jazz. What league is this in?

  • RPBiohazard
    0 points Sep 14,2019, 11:22am

    Macro better my dude! Get to 66 drones on 3 bases by 6 minutes with a bunch of queens and lings to keep you safe. If you aren’t coming close to that, that’s your first issue.

    On a side note, mine is the widow mine! What kind of idiot thought that would be a fun unit to add to the game?

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COMMENTS

  • N7LP400
    42 points Sep 14,2019, 8:50am

    Coop Campaign

  • zokker13
    23 points Sep 14,2019, 7:30am

    Actually true. But too bad that it's so horrible to play. Those lategame fights wouldn't be so bad if the FPS wouldn't cripple down.

  • ShinyBike
    18 points Sep 14,2019, 9:11am

    Team games are the best way to play sc2 for fun (don't hurt me please)

  • ReinForce_64
    5 points Sep 14,2019, 11:26am

    I have the solution. Clan based 1v1s. Since 2+ vs 2+ team games will never be balanced and always considered casual they shouldn't be focused on too much. Instead make clan groups, have them 1v1 other members of a clan and gain points. Most points at the end of a set number of rounds wins. Let other clan members spectate on going matches.

  • Agent_0x5F
    3 points Sep 14,2019, 4:41pm

    more publicity on being free to play, I just found out 2 weeks ago, lol.

  • TStTrader
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 10:53am

    Also ums or better arcade.

  • Aunvilgod
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 12:18pm

    Same race 2v2s can be balanced through maps. However I don't believe that maps can balance mixed race 2v2s.

  • whycolt
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 12:39pm

    Auto chess!

  • Finnra
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 6:51pm

    SC2 Teamgames have a huge un-utilized potential imao. It sucks Blizzard never really supported it.
    Team games are infested with cheaters, unbalance that could easily be fixed and game-leave-cheater-teams.

  • pdoge03
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 7:01pm

    how does one more 1v1

  • -Duck-And-Cover-
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 8:08pm

    I miss the days of hanging in channel motel and doing 3v3 bgh with my friends

  • PleasantHuman
    -2 points Sep 14,2019, 1:17pm

    Starcraft died on Saturday, July 20, 2019...

COMMENTS

  • N7LP400
    42 points Sep 14,2019, 8:50am

    Coop Campaign

  • zokker13
    23 points Sep 14,2019, 7:30am

    Actually true. But too bad that it's so horrible to play. Those lategame fights wouldn't be so bad if the FPS wouldn't cripple down.

  • ShinyBike
    18 points Sep 14,2019, 9:11am

    Team games are the best way to play sc2 for fun (don't hurt me please)

  • makoivis
    7 points Sep 14,2019, 8:11am

    Well, what would you like to be done about team games?

  • ReinForce_64
    5 points Sep 14,2019, 11:26am

    I have the solution. Clan based 1v1s. Since 2+ vs 2+ team games will never be balanced and always considered casual they shouldn't be focused on too much. Instead make clan groups, have them 1v1 other members of a clan and gain points. Most points at the end of a set number of rounds wins. Let other clan members spectate on going matches.

  • Agent_0x5F
    3 points Sep 14,2019, 4:41pm

    more publicity on being free to play, I just found out 2 weeks ago, lol.

  • TStTrader
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 10:53am

    Also ums or better arcade.

  • Aunvilgod
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 12:18pm

    Same race 2v2s can be balanced through maps. However I don't believe that maps can balance mixed race 2v2s.

  • whycolt
    2 points Sep 14,2019, 12:39pm

    Auto chess!

  • Finnra
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 6:51pm

    SC2 Teamgames have a huge un-utilized potential imao. It sucks Blizzard never really supported it.
    Team games are infested with cheaters, unbalance that could easily be fixed and game-leave-cheater-teams.

  • pdoge03
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 7:01pm

    how does one more 1v1

  • -Duck-And-Cover-
    1 points Sep 14,2019, 8:08pm

    I miss the days of hanging in channel motel and doing 3v3 bgh with my friends

  • PleasantHuman
    -2 points Sep 14,2019, 1:17pm

    Starcraft died on Saturday, July 20, 2019...

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So Im on a business trip in our Finland offices, and I found this. Autographed!

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COMMENTS

  • sunmurder
    34 points Sep 12,2019, 7:08am

    Awesome! That’s quite an artefact.

  • makoivis
    23 points Sep 12,2019, 7:17am

    Are you hiring?

  • dmegalord
    11 points Sep 12,2019, 8:16am

    Is it from Serral or from the CSGO Team?

  • Late_Stage_Veganism
    11 points Sep 12,2019, 8:09am

    Found?? At your office? That's crazy! Idk much about Ence, do they have teams in other games, or do you work with a fellow SC fan? Very cool find

  • LeopoldSkank
    6 points Sep 12,2019, 8:30am

    Frame worthy no doubt.

  • PerAxelH
    5 points Sep 12,2019, 9:01am

    I can't see where it's signed?

  • Shock-Me-Sane
    5 points Sep 12,2019, 11:40am

    Does it smell like him? Asking for a friend.

  • I3uffaloSoldier
    2 points Sep 12,2019, 10:24am

    Finland must be proud of his esports figures, ffs they have serral in sc2 and 3 ti champions in dota2.

  • AzakenChan
    3 points Sep 12,2019, 10:56am

    sends a black ops recovery team immediately

  • xXxMemeKing69xXx
    5 points Sep 12,2019, 9:15am

    Ence has the BEST MERCH that shirt looks SO SICK and the hoody with the gold in when I saw Serral in that I was like OMG!

    Wonder how much theyve done in sales purely from Serral lol btw if he did a stream where they sold the shirts for like £30 signed for a discount for 1week, and paid Serral £10 for each one thats at least £3k for him for 4hrs streaming and 30mins signing them lol ENCE would do £1.5k profit on that if they're costing them £15 each to produce. EZ money all round and we get some cheap goodies lolol plz ENCE this is a sick idea🙏

  • AlphaPrxmetheus1776
    2 points Sep 12,2019, 11:57am

    I need this.

  • JayAre31
    1 points Sep 12,2019, 10:30am

    Yeah, one time I "found" a bag of coke...I did not give it back. Its gone.

  • Oscillated88
    1 points Sep 12,2019, 11:45am

    I dont get the ence logo. Is it a guy with a beard and crossed noodle arms?

COMMENTS

  • sunmurder
    34 points Sep 12,2019, 7:08am

    Awesome! That’s quite an artefact.

  • makoivis
    23 points Sep 12,2019, 7:17am

    Are you hiring?

  • dmegalord
    11 points Sep 12,2019, 8:16am

    Is it from Serral or from the CSGO Team?

  • omgitsduane
    10 points Sep 12,2019, 7:10am

    The lord himself

  • Late_Stage_Veganism
    11 points Sep 12,2019, 8:09am

    Found?? At your office? That's crazy! Idk much about Ence, do they have teams in other games, or do you work with a fellow SC fan? Very cool find

  • LeopoldSkank
    6 points Sep 12,2019, 8:30am

    Frame worthy no doubt.

  • PerAxelH
    5 points Sep 12,2019, 9:01am

    I can't see where it's signed?

  • Shock-Me-Sane
    5 points Sep 12,2019, 11:40am

    Does it smell like him? Asking for a friend.

  • I3uffaloSoldier
    2 points Sep 12,2019, 10:24am

    Finland must be proud of his esports figures, ffs they have serral in sc2 and 3 ti champions in dota2.

  • AzakenChan
    3 points Sep 12,2019, 10:56am

    sends a black ops recovery team immediately

  • xXxMemeKing69xXx
    5 points Sep 12,2019, 9:15am

    Ence has the BEST MERCH that shirt looks SO SICK and the hoody with the gold in when I saw Serral in that I was like OMG!

    Wonder how much theyve done in sales purely from Serral lol btw if he did a stream where they sold the shirts for like £30 signed for a discount for 1week, and paid Serral £10 for each one thats at least £3k for him for 4hrs streaming and 30mins signing them lol ENCE would do £1.5k profit on that if they're costing them £15 each to produce. EZ money all round and we get some cheap goodies lolol plz ENCE this is a sick idea🙏

  • AlphaPrxmetheus1776
    2 points Sep 12,2019, 11:57am

    I need this.

  • JayAre31
    1 points Sep 12,2019, 10:30am

    Yeah, one time I "found" a bag of coke...I did not give it back. Its gone.

  • Oscillated88
    1 points Sep 12,2019, 11:45am

    I dont get the ence logo. Is it a guy with a beard and crossed noodle arms?

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when balance whiners race switch to show how easy it is

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COMMENTS

  • inactive_Term
    25 points Sep 12,2019, 11:51am

    I know we all like to joke about just that.. but does it actually hold true for most players?

    My own experiences would indicate that it is entirely possible to reach the same level with different races - without too much time invested, that is.

  • GoldenCheese
    10 points Sep 12,2019, 12:48pm

    I actually think it is pretty easy to play against your main with either of the two other races. Just because you know what that race is weak against.

    I main Zerg (~3900MMR) but I'll play Random every so often and the easiest games I have are when I am against Zerg. Just because I know what builds Zerg players struggle with.

    TvT and PvP however are stupid. Kappa.

  • chaintoadgroupie
    2 points Sep 12,2019, 5:15pm

    Remember when the notorious balance whiner scarlett switched races mid tournament and beat one of the best zergs in the world. doesnt seem that difficult

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  • inactive_Term
    25 points Sep 12,2019, 11:51am

    I know we all like to joke about just that.. but does it actually hold true for most players?

    My own experiences would indicate that it is entirely possible to reach the same level with different races - without too much time invested, that is.

  • GoldenCheese
    10 points Sep 12,2019, 12:48pm

    I actually think it is pretty easy to play against your main with either of the two other races. Just because you know what that race is weak against.

    I main Zerg (~3900MMR) but I'll play Random every so often and the easiest games I have are when I am against Zerg. Just because I know what builds Zerg players struggle with.

    TvT and PvP however are stupid. Kappa.

  • chaintoadgroupie
    2 points Sep 12,2019, 5:15pm

    Remember when the notorious balance whiner scarlett switched races mid tournament and beat one of the best zergs in the world. doesnt seem that difficult

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COMMENTS

  • abrakasam
    151 points Sep 10,2019, 2:49am

    starcraft community:

    Blizzard: We're changing bunker build time by 5 seconds.

  • Benjadeath
    163 points Sep 10,2019, 4:08am

    I mean and they buffed stim time and made emp the size of a solar system

  • smb275
    20 points Sep 10,2019, 8:47am

    You want a piece of me, boy?

  • mywifeforhired
    47 points Sep 10,2019, 5:09am

    Joke aside i think PvT is ok right now, we must Unite against zerg

  • darthjuliusc2
    4 points Sep 10,2019, 10:45am

    That and stim and emp buffs, and recall nerf. Emp>Storm now

  • Hupsaiya
    5 points Sep 10,2019, 2:54am

    PROTOSS OP FUCKING NERF PLZ

  • abbberjabbber
    2 points Sep 10,2019, 9:09am

    Trying to fix lazily implemented mechanics with balance updates is like trying to fix your burning house with a wrench. It's not the right tool for the job. If the devs were allowed to actually implement some decent changes instead of endlessly tuning the same nobs, there might actually be a light at the end of the tunnel.

  • lefurculision
    1 points Sep 10,2019, 1:24pm

    Yes thats me

  • frank_tothe_ocean
    1 points Sep 10,2019, 4:54pm

    The epitome of a terran player

COMMENTS

  • abrakasam
    151 points Sep 10,2019, 2:49am

    starcraft community:

    Blizzard: We're changing bunker build time by 5 seconds.

  • Benjadeath
    163 points Sep 10,2019, 4:08am

    I mean and they buffed stim time and made emp the size of a solar system

  • smb275
    20 points Sep 10,2019, 8:47am

    You want a piece of me, boy?

  • Armord1
    28 points Sep 10,2019, 8:02am

    Terrans in gold every  league

    fixed

  • mywifeforhired
    47 points Sep 10,2019, 5:09am

    Joke aside i think PvT is ok right now, we must Unite against zerg

  • darthjuliusc2
    4 points Sep 10,2019, 10:45am

    That and stim and emp buffs, and recall nerf. Emp>Storm now

  • Hupsaiya
    5 points Sep 10,2019, 2:54am

    PROTOSS OP FUCKING NERF PLZ

  • abbberjabbber
    2 points Sep 10,2019, 9:09am

    Trying to fix lazily implemented mechanics with balance updates is like trying to fix your burning house with a wrench. It's not the right tool for the job. If the devs were allowed to actually implement some decent changes instead of endlessly tuning the same nobs, there might actually be a light at the end of the tunnel.

  • lefurculision
    1 points Sep 10,2019, 1:24pm

    Yes thats me

  • frank_tothe_ocean
    1 points Sep 10,2019, 4:54pm

    The epitome of a terran player

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Twitch chat asking the important questions

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Should the Starcraft channel's chat be opened up to those without a battle.net account?

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COMMENTS

  • IMplyingSC2
    17 points Sep 07,2019, 3:54pm

    Who cares? Twitch chat is irredeemable cancer anyways.

  • d1MnZz
    4 points Sep 07,2019, 4:33pm

    What a bizarre restriction that arbitrarily pushes away new/casual viewers who may not even have the game anymore or care to link their account.

  • Kokamo_Joe
    1 points Sep 07,2019, 3:54pm

    Starcraft is one of the easier eSports to understand for non-players. While I'm sure this restriction makes moderation easier, does this rule limiting engagement also limit the potential following for the Starcraft eSport?

COMMENTS

  • IMplyingSC2
    17 points Sep 07,2019, 3:54pm

    Who cares? Twitch chat is irredeemable cancer anyways.

  • d1MnZz
    4 points Sep 07,2019, 4:33pm

    What a bizarre restriction that arbitrarily pushes away new/casual viewers who may not even have the game anymore or care to link their account.

  • Kokamo_Joe
    1 points Sep 07,2019, 3:54pm

    Starcraft is one of the easier eSports to understand for non-players. While I'm sure this restriction makes moderation easier, does this rule limiting engagement also limit the potential following for the Starcraft eSport?

  • heyman-
    1 points Sep 07,2019, 7:57pm

    Only if they want the scene to be healthier. Otherwise keep it as is and let's languish baby

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Nydus Hole bending Time and Space OP AF

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  • Drakolobo
    1 points Sep 07,2019, 5:03pm

    only is a giant intestine with very fast peristaltic movements with fabrics with a high range of duplication, which is of indefinite length

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  • Drakolobo
    1 points Sep 07,2019, 5:03pm

    only is a giant intestine with very fast peristaltic movements with fabrics with a high range of duplication, which is of indefinite length