I love how Zion celebrates
I’m loving this new trend where the team jumps with the drunker
Zion is glitched.
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He's wearing shoes and she isn't. I bet if he took his shoes off they'd be pretty much the same height.
We are all thinking the same thing
He's so tall he's in different lighting.
Did anyone bother to google her height? She's 5'6, not 5'2. Soooooo that means he's roughly 9 ft tall
Women dating the man that met the minimum height requirement on tinder in a nutshell
His testicles are probably bigger than her head.
Blowjob standing up.
kinda wanna see them fuck
He looks a lot more than 50% taller for some reason.
5'2" isn't even THAT short... which means 7'6" is REALLY tall.
5'11" vs 6'
He is nuts over her.
What’s the over/under on how many more times ESPN will run the “How many Tacos is Tacko” segment during UCF games?
Sex must be so weird
Imagine them ... never mind
It's really just perspective and a trick of the camera. See, he's closer to the camera so he looks taller. Switch places and put her closer to the camera and they're practically twins. Plus he's wearing high basketball heel/shoes. Cheater.
It’s pretty crazy to see this guy just walking around on campus. It’s like watching those stilt people.
more like fackin tall
Don’t even look like the same species anymore lmao that size difference is ludicrous
She would have to jump up and down to give him a boob job.
She wouldn’t even need to get on her knees 😂
The reporter not wearing shoes kinda seems like a desperate attempt to create even bigger height difference
They should both be bared feet for a more accurate comparison
id love to see him split that like a wishbone
The only thing my mind imagines when I see this picture is how they would look if they were.....nevermind
Why is she barefoot?
Guy on the ladder - "i'm tall to you know."
She'd barely even have to bend down to... yanno what, finish the obvious joke yourselves I'm already bored.
I want a surname like Wolfson too. Not faiiir.
If they were dating how would they... You know
There are giants in the sky!!!
I can only imagine
He's fackon tall
Yo that dude doesn't even look real.
The fact that she isn't wearing shoes on the dirty basketball court wtf
They should make a movie 🎥
Getting on her knees would defeat the whole purpose
She's 5 foot 2, he's 5 foot 30
Imahine being a giant amongst men
This picture makes him look four feet taller than her at least.
Given his height and the almost certainty of a foot long penis, she could easily give him a blowjob without the need to bend or squat.
Wubba dubba duh is that true?
Pretty soon they'll have to raise the height of the hoops..
He was in my history class, dude is a jokester and crazy massive
Taller than Master Chief, woah.
The title is wrong. She isn’t 5’2”.
She is 5’11” and he is 6’. From a female perspective of course
Hover hands .
i feel like someone is lying about their height...
5.2 x 2....
What would you do in a zombie apocalypse if he turned and you saw him walking towards you? Even with a limp he'd out stride you and catch up.
“Jesus, are you OK?”
Seeing him around UCF always makes my day.
Go Knights, charge on!
Is it a trick of the camera, or is this guy's head actually like 4x bigger than hers?
Women see that as 5”11 and 6”0
I feel like his parents droped the ball on not naming him Facko Tall
His head is humongous.
How far do you reckon he can boot her
He is actually really thin for such a big guy.
the sex would be amazing
Can someone explain to me why a 7’6 person can physically function ?
Humans are NOT supposed to be that tall
Please tell me his name is pronounced "Taco"
Is this the same Taaco from the hit television show cooking with Taaco?
More like "Tacko Tall" amirite?
She has nice feet
As a very tall person myself I can’t tell you how annoying it is when shorter people acknowledge our height and do things like this it happens daily and multiple times
The bigger they are, the harder they FALL.
How much more blacker could he be?
None. None more blacker.
She did take off her shoes and he didn’t, do the gap is bigger then that
She got nice feets
The heights listed are wrong the guy is 6'0 and the woman is 5'11
Angles can be deceiving and she is not 5' 2". But this guy could GENTLY place both of his hands around her head and make it disappear.
I dont think its humanly possible....maybe it is if you just...lots of lube???Wouldnt he internally damage her??. Maybe it isnt possible..
Aaaaaand cue the gerbil eating a banana picture!!
He made this throw from the outfield two days ago https://twitter.com/mlb/status/1107669885356818432?s=21
Him and Pablo Sanchez were always the first to be drafted on my Backyard Baseball team
Because it’s an AL History record, I’m assuming Julio Franco holds it for the NL? Or is it Jamie Moyer?
Meltzer gave it 5 stars...4.75 anywhere else in the world
And there it is- the highlight of the mariner’s season. 😒 from a lifelong seattleite/ mariner fan.
Ichiro is playing in what is most likely his final MLB game tomorrow morning (Thursday) beginning at 2:35 AM PST on ESPN. This is a regular season game versus the Athletics at the Tokyo Dome before returning back to the United States for the end of spring training. The Mariners currently have a 28 man roster which will drop to 25, and Ichiro is not expected to make the cut. Last chance to see one of the best
I thought that he retired years ago from Baseball.
Retirement announcement coming soon I bet.
I'm sure he held off on making it "official" last season because this game was scheduled.
As a 26 Year old Jays fan it was a hell of a blessing to see Ichiro Suzuki play live a couple times during his Career, such a hell of an athlete, and TRULY a lethal player against the Jays.
Mad respect for Ichiro for a legendary and groundbreaking career who has opened the doors for Far east players to play in the MLB.
Opening day? Isn't that next week?
This info comes from the MLB Stats Twitter page.
Doesn’t look a day older than 45 y and 148 days.
I have a jersey with his name on it. Only jersey I own and will probably ever own.
Went to my first Mariners game in 2001 after my dad moved there. New sensation Ichiro tossed ten year old me a ball in batting practice and gained his team a lifelong fan. Go M’s!
Never won’t upvote Ichiro
Baseball season started?
Now give me Ichiro Suzuki vs Okada at the Tokyo Dome in a 69-minute Classic. :P
Is he still fast af
My favorite player of all time!
The Man, the Myth... the Legend.
Can we get an anime on this guy’s career?
I gave up on baseball more than a decade ago. Imagine my surprise that he's still playing pro ball!
Ooo shit theyre playing against yomiuri, chono is my guyyyyyy!
He was pulled in the 4th inning. This was nothing but a marketing ploy to appease the Japanese.
I don't expect him to be on the roster come the home opener next week.
And that whole career refused to speak in English and required a translator. So much for assimilation
Asian, not agin'
I'm just glad the guy that caught the puck didn't try to keep it.
Ill upvote every time. Forever
Truly heartwarming. I love this and I love sports.
This was the photo from a reddit thread previously https://i.redd.it/2vvj8en7fsg21.jpg
Hockey players are the absolute best.
When she's the first woman in the NHL ESPN will replay this a lot
I'll do one push-up for every like I get on this comment.
That's outstanding! What a lucky fan!
We need more of this in general.
yall noticed the guy in the back caught it and immediately handed to the girl with no hesitation.
How often do you see such radiant joy on someone's face? This is a day-brightener!
Big ups to the guy who caught the puck and gave it to her. That's what being a good sport is all about.
Mitch Marner is a beauty. Go Leafs go!
Yeah bc mitch marner is legendary
Repost from Valentine's day, lol
Maybe it's because I'm over sensitive, but I am crying.
I thought that dude would definitely try to keep it
Nothing builds character like being a Leafs fan.
You learn to deal with managing expectations.
Genuine happiness right here.
I remember when this was first posted - heartwarming. Reposterino - not so much
I hope every child experiences the emotions this young lady is displaying. Real magic.
This is old
Repost making another round on reddit. Feel great about it yet?
He’s just planting that seed.
Hockey players are the epitome of class.
Also, the semi-finals will be
Ajax/Juventus - Tottenham/Man City
Liverpool/Porto - Man United/Barcelona
How long has it been since 4 EPL clubs have been in the quarterfinal?
Barca got the hardest draw.
The Madrid 19 font reminds me of the sponge bob meme
A lot of people are shitting on these matchups, but I'm looking forward to it. I'm really excited for Ajax-Juve after watching Ajax stomp Real Madrid to bits.
Jesus, 4 out of 8 are English, and were guaranteed at least one in the semis??
Between this and reaching the World Cup semis last year, can someone tell me why the fuck is going on with English football?
This isn’t the parade of broken dreams and hollow rallying cries I was raised to believe in, for fuck’s sake.
Please spurs, just once, please
I’m a united fan.. but if Ajax plays the remainder of this tournament like they did their last match... they will be unstoppable.
4 English, 1 Spanish, 1 Italian, 1 Dutch, 1 Portuguese...
Will the English finally raise the trophy again?
I think Barcelona will win this year though.
Proud of my Dutch roots right know. It's been to long.
Surprised by the number of commenters who see Man U as on par with Barcelona.
ALL of these ties have clear favourites - but that doesn’t mean they won’t all be bloody entertaining.
After destroying Real, Ajax are now chasing Cristiano to finish him off too. They’re like the T1000 of the UCL.
Very unlucky draw for Barcelona but sometimes even the best teams must leave early I guess
Porto will want revenge from when they got spanked 5-0 at home last year.
Manchester United cannot escape this...
Kind of a boring draw. ManU vs. Barca will be fun to watch, but there's a clear favorite in each of the other three match-ups.
Then again, if it were seeded by each team's relative strength, rather than just being a random draw, this is about what I'd expect.
no german team here is really surprising to me.
they got crushed at the world cup, have been relegated in the nations league. now this. yikes!
Interesting Draw, CL is saving Juventus vs Barcelona for the final
You forgot PSG vs Real madrid
Ajax/ Juve please become the Champion.
Seems like the Premier League with extra steps.
Teams after winning their respective matches
As a Belgian, i hope Ajax wins.
If Tottenham can pull off beating City, they deserve a trophy for once.
Premier League represent!
You'll Never Walk Alone!
As a Tottenham fan.... fuck
YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE
Oh you just want to fuck Ajax over huh UEFA? ok.
Barca, City, Liverpool and Juve...
Guess it would be too cheeky to give us a chance at two all English semis.
- Incidentally I wouldn't google those last 4 words together.
Liverpool are gonna win this year
Come on City!!!!
Calling an all England final. Anything but Barcelona playing a final in Madrid will be satisfactory.
England coming back strong the year
Manchester City's fixture list for April is crazy. Utd Away / Spurs x 3 / Palace Away / Burnley Away / FA Cup semi likely at Wembley / cardiff Home / and potentially UCL semi by month end
Bundesliga and Ligue 1 really need to step it up
United will get demolished.
So set up for cr7 vs messi at the final again essentially... in atleti's home. Ah the irony...
Barcelona with another treble
Alexis sanchez ex player goal
Ugh... Im having 2009 flashbacks.
Ajax going all the way
BARCA BARCA BARCAAAA!
It's set up where Man City can face Man U in the Final.
As it was always intended, clearly.
Ajax to the finals!
UP THE FUCKING REDS!!!!!!! EUROPEAN ROYALTY.
Well, so much for United progressing....
Ajax will take revenge for 1996, when Juventus won by using performance enhancing drugs.
Thank you i kinda remember now. Prior before that they all played each other to get to this point or they only played within there leagues.
Well my team is fucked
Bottom two fixtures are dope
The white circle around the Juventus badge is really annoying me
The old all english CL ties used to be so fun to watch. I was hoping for a Man U Liverpool tie, or an all manchester tie which could still happen but I dont think man u beat barcelona.
Well I’m terrified of city. This’ll be fun
Uefa Champions League FA Cup Invitational Quarter Finals Draw
It annoys me that it's set up like. Seeing as we know the potential Semi final matches
Damn...4 English teams . Haven't been keeping up with football the past 2 years I guess English football has gotten to European level, apart from 1-2 teams they were pretty bad in Europe a couple years ago.
Stupid MC. I rooted for y'all for the PL last year!! And what do I get? A fucking team that's now better than my actual favorite
SCREW YOU AND YOUR EXCEPTIONALISM, CITY!!
As a United fan, I'll watch with keen interest but not forget 08 and 11.
Anyone have a schedule for these games?!
Juve to stomp Ajax, eventhough I'm very happy to see them back at top level. Barca have too much for Utd but could be a good fixture. Tott v man city most would say man city but if a fit tott show up then they could win a game.
Im just shit happy that there are 6 English teams into the knockouts of CL and European. Might be lucky to get an All English semi final again with the way there developing. Shame you can't have 6 teams qualify for CL, Chelsea and Arsenal are good enough to make last 16.
Liverpool vs Barcelona semifinal or finals would be cool. Coutinho playing against his old team
Lol it could've possibly been Real vs. Juve if Real didn't choke
And people still call it "draw" xD
Okay well that could be better news.
I’m too hyped, still can’t believe all the PL teams made it through.
That's a lot of Brits
I think I see a pool vs city final. But my ideal final would be Ajax vs Juventus.
FCPORTO ... two times european champion ... two times world Champion... two times UEFA cup champion... and one time european supercup champion... I hope we can add more cups this year. Go PORTO !!!!!
Spain really stepping back this year for the PL teams...
So one interesting scenario would be if Liverpool wins champions league against man city and man city wins prem league. Both sets of fans would be "happy" but disappointed to not have the others success.
Manchester Derby final please
Dont they eventually play everyone and its decided by total points?
Please, PLEASE let this be our year again 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Which "underdog" do you think has the best chance to go through between Ajax, Porto, and Tottenham?
I don't watch really any Ajax or Porto games so interested to see how they match up.
Wow! Half the teams are British.If Brexit happens, will British teams still compete in the CL?
This is not to mock sports, i think it is great that people have things they enjoy! But How do i block r/whatever from appearing to me? I have truly no interest in sports and would like to remove it from my feed.
Again: i don’t think it is bad, it just is not for me.
Juventus and Barca final is all I care about
juve and liverpool highly likely to advance, but tottenham vs man cith and man u vs barca games anything can happen
In my book, the favourites are Juventus, Liverpool, Man City and Barcelona. Of course, you can never predict what will happen but if I chose my one outlier, It'd be Porto. Their squad has real quality to it and they will definetly give a hard time to Liverpool.
I was hoping we (Manchester City) were going to win it this year but I just feel we are still a bit vulnerable and too inconsistent. Perhaps if we have everyone fit, we could be in with a chance. Barcelona and Liverpool in particular could smash us.
Even though I’m a Chelsea fan I’m pleased to see 50% of the clubs left are English. For a while English clubs lost their reputation as being some of best in the world but now we’re dominating again
CR7 after defeating Ajax: Hey RM.... ya'll miss me yet?
COME ON UNITED!!! #UTFR
Four English teams, right on guys, is this the end of the Spanish League dominance?
Revenge for '96 coming Juve, you cheating bastards
Okay, so the semifinals are almost definitely MCI v JUV and FCB v LIV.
Seems pretty unlikely that the best four teams perfectly drew against the worst four teams in a seeded draw....
rip Man U
Rip Real :'(
They should skip straight to the semis.
We all know its already City, Liverpool, Barca and Juve.
Friendly reminder to the uninitiated that it's Manchester United, Man United, Man Utd or simply United but never, ever, ever 'Man U' or 'ManU'.
what a delight.
So long, spurs
As a Barca fan, Man U and Barca will be a tricky one. Barca will be able to keep possession but when they lose it Man United will be able to break in the counter. Should be a interesting draw.
go MU and Ajax !!!
I just want a match between Barcelona and Juventus.....The New El-Classico!!!!!!
Aw... No Roma, Milan, Arsenal, or Chelsea. :(
Blessed Liverpool draw
Hope Tottenham get smashed!
Ajax vs Barcelona final, great!
This just proves the Premier League is the best league in the world
Soccer isnt a sport
My heart...how can they put my man u vs mi barcelona....
Man U beats Madrid and Liverpool to get to finals. A man can dream
Edit: totally meant Barcelona, my bad. I'll leave it as a testament to reread stuff before you post.
3 PL teams in the quarters. Goes to prove if you spend enough money year after year the stars will eventually align
United is going to win CL this year
It has been a very nice CL this year. The teams left have shown they are beasts on their day.
"Fuck ye-OOHHH SHIT!"
Look before you leap
He was shaken up a bit but he walked off OK.
View from the stands
Some say he's still falling
Mario death music plays
How long a drop was it?
*Breaks leg, out for season
RIP to his knees
And that's how Paco entered Narnia.
Some say he’s still falling.
Do you think he flopped to the ground afterwards?
When his arms started flailing that was the exact moment he knew he fucked up.
Replay showed the hit was brutal but clean.
Those classic uni's tho
We have flair from over 1650 teams from around the world and are adding more constantly
Turns out the sister was a 21 year old bombshell.
He will give stick to his sister too
He owes him a sister still
Human trafficking is real
Shout out to the adults for acting like adults here. It shouldn’t have to be something they get credit for, but I see too many greedy bastards trying to rob kids out of childhood making memories. Good on them for seeing that the intended recipient got the hockey stick.
Have always heard that NHL players are the most fan-friendly. Just another example
"Have a seat on that bench there..."
I feel bad for the kid who grabbed it first then had it immediately taken away :(
FBI OPEN UP!
I didn't know Sarah Huckabee Sanders was an Avalanche fan.
What a guy
This was great! Later in the game, the sign changed to read "A deal's a deal!!"
The sister didn't seem too bothered.
child marriages are nothing to joke about
waitthatisillegal.jpg since 1865 (in USA) according to my quick research
"I'll trade my sister for a stick"
Title of your sex tape.
Robert Kraft approves
But what does he want that kid's sister for?
That's what you get for doing Fortnite dances
I like him. He is a rising fighter. Pretty stupid to showboat while someone is down still.
This worm got some salt on it
His speed and physicality are worth noting!
One hell of a minute
How many fucking threads do you post on this site? My god, get a job.
That knee was ridiculous
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