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Top tacklers in the Premier League so far.

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COMMENTS

  • SuperMarioPlumber
    212 points Oct 13,2019, 11:21am

    Ndidi is one of my favourite midfielders. Great footballer

  • iliasvasileiou
    146 points Oct 13,2019, 11:26am

    Bissaka's also missed 2 games, hasn't he?

  • TheCousCousNonce
    33 points Oct 13,2019, 11:45am

    Feel like pure shit, just want Mo Diame back

  • CrimsonKing123
    50 points Oct 13,2019, 11:28am

    AWB getting so many tackles in despite games missed is impressive tbh

  • fuckyouidontneedone
    55 points Oct 13,2019, 11:21am

    i will never understand why United never tried for Ndidi or Gueye

  • Dlurkon427
    12 points Oct 13,2019, 11:26am

    Damn Ricardo what a beast

  • ajgedrys
    12 points Oct 13,2019, 1:11pm

    Get in Deccers

  • yyzable
    9 points Oct 13,2019, 12:45pm

    Ndidi is only 22!

  • CosmicDrifterDK
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 11:22am

    Surprised to see Ricardo there, haven't watched that much of him but always got the impression he was a more attack-minded player. Good on him though.

  • C_stat
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 3:32pm

    Tackling or not, Ricardo Pereira is an absolute beast of a player. One of the top ten fullbacks in the world atm given his form. Leicester could go far once more with him and Ndidi. Incredible players.

  • Real-Lady-Marmalade
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 3:52pm

    Rice rice baby!

  • therationalhumanist
    19 points Oct 13,2019, 11:26am

    That's great but more tackles also implies more time spent without possession and having to make tackles to win it back.

  • E_V_E_R_T_O_N
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 12:09pm

    Missing Idrissa Gueye dominating everyone this year

  • googlyu2
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 2:56pm

    I love Ndidi but I have always been a fan of Romeu. He could do a really good job as a rotation option for Arsenal or United or even Liverpool tbh. He's a really tidy player.

  • nexetpl
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 2:36pm

    Could Ndidi play in Fabinho role?

  • e_muny
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 7:40pm

    I wanna see who the worst tacklers are

  • JurijFedorov
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 12:56pm

    Barca legend.

  • themanwithnoname81
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 5:26pm

    Paulo Maldini: "If I have to make a tackle, then I've already done something wrong"

  • AnittaSupervisor
    -30 points Oct 13,2019, 11:27am

    tackling isn't a good sign for a defender

COMMENTS

  • SuperMarioPlumber
    212 points Oct 13,2019, 11:21am

    Ndidi is one of my favourite midfielders. Great footballer

  • iliasvasileiou
    146 points Oct 13,2019, 11:26am

    Bissaka's also missed 2 games, hasn't he?

  • TheCousCousNonce
    33 points Oct 13,2019, 11:45am

    Feel like pure shit, just want Mo Diame back

  • landingshortly
    25 points Oct 13,2019, 12:18pm

    Gana, we miss you.

  • CrimsonKing123
    50 points Oct 13,2019, 11:28am

    AWB getting so many tackles in despite games missed is impressive tbh

  • fuckyouidontneedone
    55 points Oct 13,2019, 11:21am

    i will never understand why United never tried for Ndidi or Gueye

  • Dlurkon427
    12 points Oct 13,2019, 11:26am

    Damn Ricardo what a beast

  • ajgedrys
    12 points Oct 13,2019, 1:11pm

    Get in Deccers

  • yyzable
    9 points Oct 13,2019, 12:45pm

    Ndidi is only 22!

  • CosmicDrifterDK
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 11:22am

    Surprised to see Ricardo there, haven't watched that much of him but always got the impression he was a more attack-minded player. Good on him though.

  • C_stat
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 3:32pm

    Tackling or not, Ricardo Pereira is an absolute beast of a player. One of the top ten fullbacks in the world atm given his form. Leicester could go far once more with him and Ndidi. Incredible players.

  • Real-Lady-Marmalade
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 3:52pm

    Rice rice baby!

  • therationalhumanist
    19 points Oct 13,2019, 11:26am

    That's great but more tackles also implies more time spent without possession and having to make tackles to win it back.

  • E_V_E_R_T_O_N
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 12:09pm

    Missing Idrissa Gueye dominating everyone this year

  • googlyu2
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 2:56pm

    I love Ndidi but I have always been a fan of Romeu. He could do a really good job as a rotation option for Arsenal or United or even Liverpool tbh. He's a really tidy player.

  • nexetpl
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 2:36pm

    Could Ndidi play in Fabinho role?

  • e_muny
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 7:40pm

    I wanna see who the worst tacklers are

  • JurijFedorov
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 12:56pm

    Barca legend.

  • themanwithnoname81
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 5:26pm

    Paulo Maldini: "If I have to make a tackle, then I've already done something wrong"

  • AnittaSupervisor
    -30 points Oct 13,2019, 11:27am

    tackling isn't a good sign for a defender

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COMMENTS

  • ss2195
    1787 points Oct 11,2019, 4:46am

    That honestly looks like a 2008-2010 world XI. Gonna miss Torres!

  • DerpJungler
    306 points Oct 11,2019, 5:48am

    This XI at their respective primes would score 20 goals against any team and concede like 15

  • thehunter_1999
    344 points Oct 11,2019, 5:03am

    cries in Dutch

  • xDob
    339 points Oct 11,2019, 4:02am

    3 strikers

    Someone's been playing too much FM

  • rodinj
    153 points Oct 11,2019, 6:31am

    I still can't believe we never won anything with van Persie, Sneijder and Robben.

  • DemetriusXVII
    162 points Oct 11,2019, 4:14am

    Didn't LvG come out and say that he didn't retire? Also OP wtf did you do to the pixels

  • ken_f
    32 points Oct 11,2019, 6:34am
  • cheezus171
    68 points Oct 11,2019, 3:59am

    FYI, the values below the player names indicate their highest career value according to Transfermarkt

  • TheSmellyCheese
    20 points Oct 11,2019, 7:02am

    Berbatov on the bench

  • deanochips
    13 points Oct 11,2019, 6:57am

    think Robben could still do it in serie a

  • ChocolateChug
    11 points Oct 11,2019, 8:27am

    The thought of facing Eto'o, Torres and RVP in their prime is terrifying.

  • SteeMonkey
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 7:16am

    I remember signing Robben from Groningen on CM 00/01 when he was but a child!

    On CM 01/02 his transfer to PSV was arranged and you had to wait a few seasons before you could sign him.

  • Kryddmix
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 9:14am

    Van Gaal at sweeper, unleash the secret weapon!

  • HamesWalker
    7 points Oct 11,2019, 12:06pm

    Robben, Basti and Etoo are way underrated compared to the other midfielders and attackers

  • jessemuddyboots
    15 points Oct 11,2019, 5:28am

    Fellaini would destroy that back line

  • XenonHerrDoktor
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 7:52am

    Didn't Drogba retire this year too?

  • ZorovsLuffy
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 9:14am

    This makes me very sad. These guys were the best in the world when I started watching football. Time literally flies...

  • theKinkypeanut
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 7:12am

    All the guys I grew up watching at International tournaments. Sore one.

  • HippoBigga
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 7:37am

    Makes you feel a bit old lol

  • Leking9
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 9:41am

    What a team! We are really getting old lol

  • FurlanPinou
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 12:00pm

    A three man defence with two full backs? Very nice /s

  • scihprag1
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 4:00am

    backline is meh but above that is scary

  • armandltr
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 11:18am

    So for Maguire today you could’ve gotten Sneijder and Robben in their prime 7-10 years ago.

  • Rain1984
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 8:44am

    Forlan retired a few weeks ago I think, Id put him as a starter

  • Euphoric_Future
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 7:33am

    This team would be bonkers if all of these players were in their prime together

  • Soren_Camus1905
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 7:37am

    My childhood! Nooo!!!!!

  • robyculous
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 9:23am

    You can make an XI for just about anything nowadays.

  • Jango214
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 9:58am

    So which XI is up next? Born in 2001?

  • Raintrooper7
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 10:30am

    FIFA 12 dream team

  • dgonzal2
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 11:38am

    Remarkably solid team.

  • Duck_W0W
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 11:42am

    Why is Barzagli only 14.5 mil?

  • notthefuckingscones
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 11:51am

    Eto'o only plays on the left for Mourinho

  • BubblePomelo
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:03pm

    This defense would get wrecked no bad. Robben aint tracking back! hahah

  • thethomatoman
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:26pm

    Somehow Barzagli retiring went over my head

  • Got_ist_tots
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:29pm

    I mean, can we just sign these guys for a few weeks and see what happens? What's the worst outcome?

  • dinosaur-ant
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:08pm

    Where's the complete list of retirees?

  • PulpHaze
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:52pm

    Poor hollanders

  • CuntOfCrownSt
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 2:47pm

    That team would hump man utd

  • beast006
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 3:33pm

    Demarcus Beasley

  • 4thmovementofbrahms4
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 3:52pm

    Goodbye 2010/14 Netherlands ;-(,,,,,

  • swat199
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 4:13pm

    Eto'o was underrated I think he's the most successful African in champions league history too, the guy was the definition of a poacher clinical af

  • Skittil
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:18pm

    Some fantastic players in that, then evra

  • chityo-ki-fauj
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 7:17am

    10 years back this would be an elite squad?

  • chazplayer
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:56pm

    Seems a little pl biased. Likely there's better outer backs and GKs

  • LewasGooseLard
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 6:29am

    A better starting 11 even today than Manchester United's.

  • Koppite93
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:33am

    Childhood now Officially Officially Over...

  • matt-jl
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:57am

    LvG bringing back the sweeper

  • xtrmx
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 9:16am

    rip Netherlands

  • PiagetSound
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 9:55am

    Did van Gaal retire? I must have missed that.

  • Skahzzz
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 10:20am

    I feel my man Jonas deserves a shout out. Might not have been worth 50M but could that man play!

  • Strider_3x
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 10:26am

    I'm gonna miss Van Gaal's memes.

  • EnzoDaBoss
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:18am

    This makes me sad.

  • McQueensbury
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:23am

    All were world class at one point, those fees look small compared to now but then 2£20-30m+ go you a top to world class player, now £100m is being spent on potential.

  • meddieurphy
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:33am

    But... my childhood 😢

  • Antsonfire
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:34am

    Torres really shouldn't be there

  • OperaGhostAD
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:38am

    This team would wreck any other team in present day.

  • karatass91
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:48pm

    Koniec kariery

  • FlyingHigh1905
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:55pm

    Four ex-Chelsea. That generation that I idolised growing up is pretty much gone, so many found memories of all four of them.

  • Things_Poster
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 2:13pm

    Should play Van Persie at AM to get the chemistry points.

  • Azlan82
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:00pm

    Ashley Cole, the one time best left back in the world, at right back?

  • confusedblues
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:10pm

    TBF, Cech is retiring to play another professional sport.

  • gerardm117
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:11pm

    Jesus wept

  • ZakkTheChimp
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:41pm

    I’d love to see Cole as a right centre back

  • T4mvv1lc0xx
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:56pm

    What about marchisio?

  • 7riday_the_13th
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 4:05pm

    This is honestly sad...

  • Gordon_Bennett100
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:14pm

    Arjen Robben as right wing back. Ashley Cole right centre back?

    Wow.

  • IntervisioN
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:14pm

    This makes me feel old

  • 1v1rustmeleeonly
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:34am

    I’m sorry but that’s a fucking terrible formation

  • trifile
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:41am

    My God Evra... we need to find another defender.

    I hate him even more than Domenech

  • WW_Jones
    -18 points Oct 11,2019, 4:37am

    This is ridiculously unbalanced: first you have a 3-men defense with 2 full backs - 3-men defenses are generally 3 CBs. Then a 4-men midfield with 3 CMs and one winger? And finally 3-men attack with 3 CFs, basically same type players.

    It's supposed to be 3-4-3, but is actually something like 1-5-1-3.

  • DIGDUCKFLAYER
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:03am

    How is Sneijder worth more than Robben. It's a crazy world out there

  • morty_mkd
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 9:08am

    This team could easily win the Europa League.

  • samuelrn
    -6 points Oct 11,2019, 7:22am

    The best English LB, arguably the best LB of all time, playing as RCB.

    What a formation.

  • idzuo1337
    0 points Oct 11,2019, 9:57am

    these players “retired in 2016

  • existentialred
    0 points Oct 11,2019, 11:10am

    No fue penal

  • tHeReD1819
    -8 points Oct 11,2019, 6:00am

    Drop Evra. Put Cole on the left, Barzagli on the right and Juan in the middle

  • TheSerbianStallion
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:14am

    Ah yes, the great right sided centre half Ashley Cole

  • sweetymonkey
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:10am

    Where is Ronaldo?

COMMENTS

  • ss2195
    1787 points Oct 11,2019, 4:46am

    That honestly looks like a 2008-2010 world XI. Gonna miss Torres!

  • DerpJungler
    306 points Oct 11,2019, 5:48am

    This XI at their respective primes would score 20 goals against any team and concede like 15

  • thehunter_1999
    344 points Oct 11,2019, 5:03am

    cries in Dutch

  • Undignified_Shambles
    667 points Oct 11,2019, 4:00am

    Poor Barzagli, he’s going to get swamped being in that backline.

  • xDob
    339 points Oct 11,2019, 4:02am

    3 strikers

    Someone's been playing too much FM

  • rodinj
    153 points Oct 11,2019, 6:31am

    I still can't believe we never won anything with van Persie, Sneijder and Robben.

  • DemetriusXVII
    162 points Oct 11,2019, 4:14am

    Didn't LvG come out and say that he didn't retire? Also OP wtf did you do to the pixels

  • ken_f
    32 points Oct 11,2019, 6:34am
  • cheezus171
    68 points Oct 11,2019, 3:59am

    FYI, the values below the player names indicate their highest career value according to Transfermarkt

  • TheSmellyCheese
    20 points Oct 11,2019, 7:02am

    Berbatov on the bench

  • deanochips
    13 points Oct 11,2019, 6:57am

    think Robben could still do it in serie a

  • ChocolateChug
    11 points Oct 11,2019, 8:27am

    The thought of facing Eto'o, Torres and RVP in their prime is terrifying.

  • SteeMonkey
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 7:16am

    I remember signing Robben from Groningen on CM 00/01 when he was but a child!

    On CM 01/02 his transfer to PSV was arranged and you had to wait a few seasons before you could sign him.

  • Kryddmix
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 9:14am

    Van Gaal at sweeper, unleash the secret weapon!

  • HamesWalker
    7 points Oct 11,2019, 12:06pm

    Robben, Basti and Etoo are way underrated compared to the other midfielders and attackers

  • jessemuddyboots
    15 points Oct 11,2019, 5:28am

    Fellaini would destroy that back line

  • XenonHerrDoktor
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 7:52am

    Didn't Drogba retire this year too?

  • ZorovsLuffy
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 9:14am

    This makes me very sad. These guys were the best in the world when I started watching football. Time literally flies...

  • theKinkypeanut
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 7:12am

    All the guys I grew up watching at International tournaments. Sore one.

  • HippoBigga
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 7:37am

    Makes you feel a bit old lol

  • Leking9
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 9:41am

    What a team! We are really getting old lol

  • FurlanPinou
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 12:00pm

    A three man defence with two full backs? Very nice /s

  • scihprag1
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 4:00am

    backline is meh but above that is scary

  • armandltr
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 11:18am

    So for Maguire today you could’ve gotten Sneijder and Robben in their prime 7-10 years ago.

  • Rain1984
    5 points Oct 11,2019, 8:44am

    Forlan retired a few weeks ago I think, Id put him as a starter

  • Euphoric_Future
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 7:33am

    This team would be bonkers if all of these players were in their prime together

  • Soren_Camus1905
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 7:37am

    My childhood! Nooo!!!!!

  • robyculous
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 9:23am

    You can make an XI for just about anything nowadays.

  • Jango214
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 9:58am

    So which XI is up next? Born in 2001?

  • Raintrooper7
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 10:30am

    FIFA 12 dream team

  • dgonzal2
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 11:38am

    Remarkably solid team.

  • Duck_W0W
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 11:42am

    Why is Barzagli only 14.5 mil?

  • notthefuckingscones
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 11:51am

    Eto'o only plays on the left for Mourinho

  • BubblePomelo
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:03pm

    This defense would get wrecked no bad. Robben aint tracking back! hahah

  • thethomatoman
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:26pm

    Somehow Barzagli retiring went over my head

  • Got_ist_tots
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:29pm

    I mean, can we just sign these guys for a few weeks and see what happens? What's the worst outcome?

  • dinosaur-ant
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:08pm

    Where's the complete list of retirees?

  • PulpHaze
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 1:52pm

    Poor hollanders

  • CuntOfCrownSt
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 2:47pm

    That team would hump man utd

  • beast006
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 3:33pm

    Demarcus Beasley

  • 4thmovementofbrahms4
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 3:52pm

    Goodbye 2010/14 Netherlands ;-(,,,,,

  • swat199
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 4:13pm

    Eto'o was underrated I think he's the most successful African in champions league history too, the guy was the definition of a poacher clinical af

  • Skittil
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 5:18pm

    Some fantastic players in that, then evra

  • chityo-ki-fauj
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 7:17am

    10 years back this would be an elite squad?

  • chazplayer
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 12:56pm

    Seems a little pl biased. Likely there's better outer backs and GKs

  • LewasGooseLard
    2 points Oct 11,2019, 6:29am

    A better starting 11 even today than Manchester United's.

  • Koppite93
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:33am

    Childhood now Officially Officially Over...

  • matt-jl
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:57am

    LvG bringing back the sweeper

  • xtrmx
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 9:16am

    rip Netherlands

  • PiagetSound
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 9:55am

    Did van Gaal retire? I must have missed that.

  • Skahzzz
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 10:20am

    I feel my man Jonas deserves a shout out. Might not have been worth 50M but could that man play!

  • Strider_3x
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 10:26am

    I'm gonna miss Van Gaal's memes.

  • EnzoDaBoss
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:18am

    This makes me sad.

  • McQueensbury
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:23am

    All were world class at one point, those fees look small compared to now but then 2£20-30m+ go you a top to world class player, now £100m is being spent on potential.

  • meddieurphy
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:33am

    But... my childhood 😢

  • Antsonfire
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:34am

    Torres really shouldn't be there

  • OperaGhostAD
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:38am

    This team would wreck any other team in present day.

  • karatass91
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:48pm

    Koniec kariery

  • FlyingHigh1905
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 12:55pm

    Four ex-Chelsea. That generation that I idolised growing up is pretty much gone, so many found memories of all four of them.

  • Things_Poster
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 2:13pm

    Should play Van Persie at AM to get the chemistry points.

  • Azlan82
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:00pm

    Ashley Cole, the one time best left back in the world, at right back?

  • confusedblues
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:10pm

    TBF, Cech is retiring to play another professional sport.

  • gerardm117
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:11pm

    Jesus wept

  • ZakkTheChimp
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:41pm

    I’d love to see Cole as a right centre back

  • T4mvv1lc0xx
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 3:56pm

    What about marchisio?

  • 7riday_the_13th
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 4:05pm

    This is honestly sad...

  • Gordon_Bennett100
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:14pm

    Arjen Robben as right wing back. Ashley Cole right centre back?

    Wow.

  • IntervisioN
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:14pm

    This makes me feel old

  • 1v1rustmeleeonly
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:34am

    I’m sorry but that’s a fucking terrible formation

  • trifile
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 6:41am

    My God Evra... we need to find another defender.

    I hate him even more than Domenech

  • WW_Jones
    -18 points Oct 11,2019, 4:37am

    This is ridiculously unbalanced: first you have a 3-men defense with 2 full backs - 3-men defenses are generally 3 CBs. Then a 4-men midfield with 3 CMs and one winger? And finally 3-men attack with 3 CFs, basically same type players.

    It's supposed to be 3-4-3, but is actually something like 1-5-1-3.

  • DIGDUCKFLAYER
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:03am

    How is Sneijder worth more than Robben. It's a crazy world out there

  • morty_mkd
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 9:08am

    This team could easily win the Europa League.

  • samuelrn
    -6 points Oct 11,2019, 7:22am

    The best English LB, arguably the best LB of all time, playing as RCB.

    What a formation.

  • idzuo1337
    0 points Oct 11,2019, 9:57am

    these players “retired in 2016

  • existentialred
    0 points Oct 11,2019, 11:10am

    No fue penal

  • tHeReD1819
    -8 points Oct 11,2019, 6:00am

    Drop Evra. Put Cole on the left, Barzagli on the right and Juan in the middle

  • TheSerbianStallion
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:14am

    Ah yes, the great right sided centre half Ashley Cole

  • sweetymonkey
    -1 points Oct 11,2019, 11:10am

    Where is Ronaldo?

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COMMENTS

  • theenigmacode
    132 points Oct 09,2019, 12:33pm

    Full time club. Part time hospital.

  • Gungerz
    59 points Oct 09,2019, 12:23pm

    It's not really that bad. Florenzi, Under, Perotti, Dzeko & Mkhitaryan are all expected to be back after the international break. The others are more long-term though.

  • ncrted
    11 points Oct 09,2019, 2:06pm

    Every year we have a massive injury crisis. The medical team really needs to be tarred and feathered

  • ShiftBreaker
    12 points Oct 09,2019, 12:39pm

    At this point I'm convinced that there's a bot that just silvers any post with the word "injury" in it.

  • Ribsduff
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 3:20pm

    The surprise is that Pastore is not injured

  • Dske
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 1:16pm

    Crystante still on loan? Wtf?

  • Sheiky_Baby
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 1:14pm

    It’s business as usual for us

  • CAfarmer
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 1:26pm

    Italian Norwich City

  • Plankyz
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:45pm

    Will we finally be able to beat them, now?

  • bamadeo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:32pm

    is that bad? /s

  • iamthepkn
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:43pm

    This seems familiar.

  • alonroz
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:47pm

    Straight out of my FM save

  • Kuro013
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:47pm

    Wtf why is pastore not injured :O

  • Body_Languagee
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 12:45pm

    At least Mike Smaldini is fit

  • fratts13
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 5:14pm

    Good fuck roma - lazio fani dont wish injuries for any players... just the ones that play for juve and roma

COMMENTS

  • theenigmacode
    132 points Oct 09,2019, 12:33pm

    Full time club. Part time hospital.

  • Gungerz
    59 points Oct 09,2019, 12:23pm

    It's not really that bad. Florenzi, Under, Perotti, Dzeko & Mkhitaryan are all expected to be back after the international break. The others are more long-term though.

  • ncrted
    11 points Oct 09,2019, 2:06pm

    Every year we have a massive injury crisis. The medical team really needs to be tarred and feathered

  • -getschwifty-
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 2:55pm

    Is Transfermarkt popular outside of Germany?

  • ShiftBreaker
    12 points Oct 09,2019, 12:39pm

    At this point I'm convinced that there's a bot that just silvers any post with the word "injury" in it.

  • Ribsduff
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 3:20pm

    The surprise is that Pastore is not injured

  • Dske
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 1:16pm

    Crystante still on loan? Wtf?

  • Sheiky_Baby
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 1:14pm

    It’s business as usual for us

  • CAfarmer
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 1:26pm

    Italian Norwich City

  • Plankyz
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:45pm

    Will we finally be able to beat them, now?

  • bamadeo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:32pm

    is that bad? /s

  • iamthepkn
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:43pm

    This seems familiar.

  • alonroz
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:47pm

    Straight out of my FM save

  • Kuro013
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:47pm

    Wtf why is pastore not injured :O

  • Body_Languagee
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 12:45pm

    At least Mike Smaldini is fit

  • fratts13
    -2 points Oct 09,2019, 5:14pm

    Good fuck roma - lazio fani dont wish injuries for any players... just the ones that play for juve and roma

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Milan coaches after sacking their last Serie A winner coach (10/11)

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COMMENTS

  • Greaves-
    456 points Oct 09,2019, 10:41am

    Scenes when Montella is your best coach in nearly a decade

  • arsenaLondra
    397 points Oct 09,2019, 10:33am

    Seems like they struggle to attract a big name really.

  • tms12345
    112 points Oct 09,2019, 10:40am

    When will it be Shevchenko's turn?

  • areking
    194 points Oct 09,2019, 10:33am

    when Montella is the most winning Milan coach of the last decade, you should start questioning yourself

  • WW_Jones
    52 points Oct 09,2019, 10:35am

    I refuse to believe that Pioli isn't Michael Stipe from R.E.M.

  • ElectricFrankie
    43 points Oct 09,2019, 11:31am

    Should’ve kept Miha. Thank you for Romagnoli and Donnarumma.

  • santosj203
    119 points Oct 09,2019, 10:34am

    Just wait until Zlatan comes in as player-coach in December

  • TargetInter
    35 points Oct 09,2019, 10:44am

    Allegri really was a good manager at Milan, but its a shame that his last season ended so poorly.

  • LeeJacko
    36 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25am

    Milan have done what we have done, loads of money on average players, manger sacked etc

  • Jaffa_IsCalling
    40 points Oct 09,2019, 11:33am

    Inzaghi and Giampaolo were awful. I don't believe the others did a bad job. Seeing comments that Montella was the best manager you had since but I feel Gattuso has been the best, he resurrected the club and I never understood why he left, he should still be there.

  • SebosErse
    16 points Oct 09,2019, 3:21pm

    SOME TIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOME TIMES MAYBE SHIT

  • AleDelPiero10
    26 points Oct 09,2019, 10:34am

    Imagine thinking milan would ever be in this position 10 years ago

  • Kryddmix
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 12:45pm

    Noticing quite the trend here.

    Maybe they should stop hiring former professional football players?

    🤷

  • RicardoLovesYou
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32pm

    As much as I like Milan (I really do. They're the reason I love and watch Serie A) seeing their fans chirp Inter fans on not winning anything since the Coppa in 2011 is kinda ridiculous when you consider the last trophy they won since the Scudetto in 2011 was a Super cup won on penalties coached by a manager who was sacked the following season.

    Fortunately for both clubs' fans the banter years nearly line-up. Unfortunately For Milan, Inter seems to have moved past their's :( Until they achieve some sort of stability with their staff (Upstairs and coaching), it looks like this shit will stay the same.

  • Anderdot
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 1:33pm

    Failed to mention Cristian Brocchi who managed Milan from April 2016 to june 2016 after Mihajlovic was sacked. He was shit too: 2W, 2D and 3L in 7 games total.

    https://www.transfermarkt.com/cristian-brocchi/profil/trainer/35229

  • lifeisbawl
    6 points Oct 09,2019, 1:39pm

    I don't get the concept of bringing a club legend as a manager just because they are a club legend.. being a great player and a manager is a whole different story

  • Aarondo99
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 2:43pm

    How would AC Milan fans feel about Wenger?

  • Ghengis_Connor
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 3:28pm

    Bah Gawd thats Jose Mourinho music

  • theobserversdotco
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 3:33pm

    Seedorf looks like he is still playing age and Inzaghi looks like a hip grandpa.

  • BecoDasCavernas
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 11:49am

    Was Seedorf bad?

  • LordOfCinderGwyn
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 2:26pm

    Why does Pippo look like Mick Jagger here?

  • kele10
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 6:24pm

    Seedorf 1,84 points/game

    Allegri 1,81ppg(1,16 last seasono)

    Montella 1,75ppg

    Gattuso 1,73ppg

    Inzaghi 1,38ppg

    Giampaolo 1,29ppg

    Apparently seedorf was our best couch with a quality-wise bad squad

  • Tm23246
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:51am

    The phrase "permanent coach" is such an antiquated term at this point.

  • PossiblyAKnob
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:38am

    Wait they kept Inzaghi for over a year?

  • leeon2000
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:08pm

    The problem at Milan is further up the chain

  • oholandesvoador
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:16pm

    Very similar to São Paulo FC.

  • robizzle89
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:20pm

    35% winrate? I think I could do better... xD

  • Febris
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:21pm

    Should make the list since their last Serie A win, to compare these with Allegri, in my opinion. I don't have the number of days in charge, but I think it's pretty irrelevant vs number of matches.

    SeasonMatchesWinsWin %Trophies
    11/12533057%1 (italian supercup)
    12/13482552%0
    13/1427830%0 (left in January)
    Overall1286349%1

    The rest of the list (including caretakers) for reference, all from Transfermarkt.

    Season (Coach)MatchesWinsWin %Trophies
    13/14 (Mauro Tassotti)11100%0
    13/14 (Clarence Seedorf)221150%0
    14/15 (Filippo Inzaghi)401435%0
    15/16 (Sinisa Mihajlovic)381950%0
    15/16 (Cristian Brocchi)7229%0
    16/17 (Vicenzo Montella)412049%1 (italian supercup)
    17/18 (Vicenzo Montella)231357%0
    17/18 (Gennaro Gattuso)341750%0
    18/19 (Gennaro Gattuso)482348%0
    19/20 (Marco Giampaolo)7343%0
  • FreedumbHS
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:22pm

    I see a pattern. When will they learn getting ex players unproven as managers out of nostalgia isn't a sound strategy

  • SportsFan591
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:24pm

    Their one trophy was also an Italian Community Shield...

  • anggogo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:26pm

    Manchester united: hold my beer

  • Korov_ev
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    They didn't even bother to include brocchi-taka

  • leirdyaG
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:57pm

    They are the Man Utd of Serie A

  • tr_24
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:43am

    Why not go for Mourinho? Is it because of his ties with Inter?

  • TuxedoElephant
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:48pm

    Forgot to include Brocchi

  • themanyfaceasian
    -3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:01am

    I thought Sinisa Mihajlovic was the Wikileaks guy

  • Skiinz19
    -11 points Oct 09,2019, 11:57am

    That last trophy? It was named after Albert Einstein.

COMMENTS

  • Greaves-
    456 points Oct 09,2019, 10:41am

    Scenes when Montella is your best coach in nearly a decade

  • arsenaLondra
    397 points Oct 09,2019, 10:33am

    Seems like they struggle to attract a big name really.

  • tms12345
    112 points Oct 09,2019, 10:40am

    When will it be Shevchenko's turn?

  • thisini
    152 points Oct 09,2019, 10:39am

    Well, at least Milan can still claim to have won a Serie A title this decade.. amazing that Juve only barely qualified for EL that season. Things sure do change a lot in a pretty short period of time. I miss Serie A being genuinely competitive.

    Maybe in another 9 or so years Milan will be winning the league again.

  • areking
    194 points Oct 09,2019, 10:33am

    when Montella is the most winning Milan coach of the last decade, you should start questioning yourself

  • WW_Jones
    52 points Oct 09,2019, 10:35am

    I refuse to believe that Pioli isn't Michael Stipe from R.E.M.

  • ElectricFrankie
    43 points Oct 09,2019, 11:31am

    Should’ve kept Miha. Thank you for Romagnoli and Donnarumma.

  • santosj203
    119 points Oct 09,2019, 10:34am

    Just wait until Zlatan comes in as player-coach in December

  • TargetInter
    35 points Oct 09,2019, 10:44am

    Allegri really was a good manager at Milan, but its a shame that his last season ended so poorly.

  • LeeJacko
    36 points Oct 09,2019, 11:25am

    Milan have done what we have done, loads of money on average players, manger sacked etc

  • Jaffa_IsCalling
    40 points Oct 09,2019, 11:33am

    Inzaghi and Giampaolo were awful. I don't believe the others did a bad job. Seeing comments that Montella was the best manager you had since but I feel Gattuso has been the best, he resurrected the club and I never understood why he left, he should still be there.

  • SebosErse
    16 points Oct 09,2019, 3:21pm

    SOME TIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOME TIMES MAYBE SHIT

  • AleDelPiero10
    26 points Oct 09,2019, 10:34am

    Imagine thinking milan would ever be in this position 10 years ago

  • Kryddmix
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 12:45pm

    Noticing quite the trend here.

    Maybe they should stop hiring former professional football players?

    🤷

  • RicardoLovesYou
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32pm

    As much as I like Milan (I really do. They're the reason I love and watch Serie A) seeing their fans chirp Inter fans on not winning anything since the Coppa in 2011 is kinda ridiculous when you consider the last trophy they won since the Scudetto in 2011 was a Super cup won on penalties coached by a manager who was sacked the following season.

    Fortunately for both clubs' fans the banter years nearly line-up. Unfortunately For Milan, Inter seems to have moved past their's :( Until they achieve some sort of stability with their staff (Upstairs and coaching), it looks like this shit will stay the same.

  • Anderdot
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 1:33pm

    Failed to mention Cristian Brocchi who managed Milan from April 2016 to june 2016 after Mihajlovic was sacked. He was shit too: 2W, 2D and 3L in 7 games total.

    https://www.transfermarkt.com/cristian-brocchi/profil/trainer/35229

  • lifeisbawl
    6 points Oct 09,2019, 1:39pm

    I don't get the concept of bringing a club legend as a manager just because they are a club legend.. being a great player and a manager is a whole different story

  • Aarondo99
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 2:43pm

    How would AC Milan fans feel about Wenger?

  • Ghengis_Connor
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 3:28pm

    Bah Gawd thats Jose Mourinho music

  • theobserversdotco
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 3:33pm

    Seedorf looks like he is still playing age and Inzaghi looks like a hip grandpa.

  • BecoDasCavernas
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 11:49am

    Was Seedorf bad?

  • LordOfCinderGwyn
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 2:26pm

    Why does Pippo look like Mick Jagger here?

  • kele10
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 6:24pm

    Seedorf 1,84 points/game

    Allegri 1,81ppg(1,16 last seasono)

    Montella 1,75ppg

    Gattuso 1,73ppg

    Inzaghi 1,38ppg

    Giampaolo 1,29ppg

    Apparently seedorf was our best couch with a quality-wise bad squad

  • Tm23246
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:51am

    The phrase "permanent coach" is such an antiquated term at this point.

  • PossiblyAKnob
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:38am

    Wait they kept Inzaghi for over a year?

  • leeon2000
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:08pm

    The problem at Milan is further up the chain

  • oholandesvoador
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:16pm

    Very similar to São Paulo FC.

  • robizzle89
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:20pm

    35% winrate? I think I could do better... xD

  • Febris
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:21pm

    Should make the list since their last Serie A win, to compare these with Allegri, in my opinion. I don't have the number of days in charge, but I think it's pretty irrelevant vs number of matches.

    SeasonMatchesWinsWin %Trophies
    11/12533057%1 (italian supercup)
    12/13482552%0
    13/1427830%0 (left in January)
    Overall1286349%1

    The rest of the list (including caretakers) for reference, all from Transfermarkt.

    Season (Coach)MatchesWinsWin %Trophies
    13/14 (Mauro Tassotti)11100%0
    13/14 (Clarence Seedorf)221150%0
    14/15 (Filippo Inzaghi)401435%0
    15/16 (Sinisa Mihajlovic)381950%0
    15/16 (Cristian Brocchi)7229%0
    16/17 (Vicenzo Montella)412049%1 (italian supercup)
    17/18 (Vicenzo Montella)231357%0
    17/18 (Gennaro Gattuso)341750%0
    18/19 (Gennaro Gattuso)482348%0
    19/20 (Marco Giampaolo)7343%0
  • FreedumbHS
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:22pm

    I see a pattern. When will they learn getting ex players unproven as managers out of nostalgia isn't a sound strategy

  • SportsFan591
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:24pm

    Their one trophy was also an Italian Community Shield...

  • anggogo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:26pm

    Manchester united: hold my beer

  • Korov_ev
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:36pm

    They didn't even bother to include brocchi-taka

  • leirdyaG
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:57pm

    They are the Man Utd of Serie A

  • tr_24
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 10:43am

    Why not go for Mourinho? Is it because of his ties with Inter?

  • TuxedoElephant
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:48pm

    Forgot to include Brocchi

  • themanyfaceasian
    -3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:01am

    I thought Sinisa Mihajlovic was the Wikileaks guy

  • Skiinz19
    -11 points Oct 09,2019, 11:57am

    That last trophy? It was named after Albert Einstein.

● ● ●

How the 2019/20 Premier League table could change in gameweek 8 (other leagues in comments).

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COMMENTS

  • TheLimeyLemmon
    557 points Oct 04,2019, 1:05pm

    This continues to be one of the cleanest charts in terms of presentation I see on here. It’s great.

  • deadkestrel
    317 points Oct 04,2019, 1:05pm

    Potentially finishing the weekend 17th in the table, fucking end me.

  • phigo50
    80 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • TheConundrum98
    103 points Oct 04,2019, 1:08pm

    God bless the white dot

  • phigo50
    27 points Oct 04,2019, 1:03pm
  • Alpha_Jazz
    28 points Oct 04,2019, 1:18pm

    Football is shite

  • OPdoesnotrespond
    13 points Oct 04,2019, 1:17pm

    In this so-far wretched season, it’d be something if Spurs end up 3rd going into the international break.

  • phigo50
    12 points Oct 04,2019, 1:05pm

    How the 2019/20 Primeira Liga table could change in gameweek 7.

    I'm putting this one in because last week's was wrong. I don't know when it happened (since last week otherwise my app would've shit itself like it did when I ran it earlier today) but CD Aves vs. Tondela has been brought forward from gameweek 9 to be played tomorrow. So just squint and pretend that none of the other 9 matches have already been played.

    Previous gameweeks: 1 2 3 4 5 6

  • phigo50
    17 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • loveandmonsters
    25 points Oct 04,2019, 2:38pm

    So boring when you've outgrown football, can't even fall to second smh my head yawn

  • phigo50
    5 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm

    Previous Premier League gameweeks: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

  • TargetInter
    17 points Oct 04,2019, 1:04pm

    Man Utd are now relegation candidates

  • AggravatingPickle
    23 points Oct 04,2019, 1:24pm

    Liverpool may as well let us win - won't change their position anyway.

  • phigo50
    10 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • IsaacNoSuccess
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 3:59pm

    I regret opening this.

  • matic65
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 5:37pm

    we could be 3rd we could be 11th.

  • Grantlynch92
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 2:39pm

    Would be great if we could stretch the unbeaten run to 7 and go 3rd. I’m really excited about ours and Leicester’s seasons. Unfortunately I have just remembered we have no fabianski :(

  • JonSnow96
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 3:31pm

    damn these are really cool, dunno why I haven't see the previous ones. could you consider doing brasileirao (the brazilian league) too?

  • bad_takes_haver
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 2:40pm

    Was this created using ggplot2? It’s really nice.

  • AdenintheGlaven
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 3:43pm

    Tottenham out of form against Brighton?

    2-0 Spurs

  • PatheticShark
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 8:09pm

    Man I miss the days of never moving from sixth place memes.

  • 2ndfastestmanalive
    4 points Oct 04,2019, 2:31pm

    I know we’re 4th but +1 GD at this stage in the season is grim

  • wolvenkaas
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 1:08pm

    These charts are amazing, any chance of there being an eredivisie one?

  • TheJeck
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 1:32pm

    How are we adrift already

  • jeremy1338
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:07pm

    8 weeks in and we could end up in the drop zone. Silva needs to sort things out sooner rather then later.

  • MarcSlayton
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:10pm

    Nice chart OP! Take an upvote!

  • subsequent
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:32pm

    What program are you using to generate these? /u/phigo50

  • cheesehead20
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:40pm

    If watford lose at home to sheff United then they are definitely relegation favourites, if they’re not already

  • Scybur
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:59pm

    Leicester been doing that well? How has their run been so far? I haven't had much time to follow them.

  • crackboot83
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 3:12pm

    I wish there were more teams fighting for the title this season. this is another 2 horse race. a repeat of 2018/19 season!!

  • HaptRec
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 3:23pm

    You love to see it

  • 99StewartL
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 5:49pm

    Why does impossible have a separate bar?

  • cruzinho17
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 6:25pm

    Bloody hell m8

  • Blademaster27
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 6:41pm

    I love these charts. Keep up the good work!

  • DareiosX
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 6:58pm

    10th is not a midtable club.

  • DarkNovaGamer
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:27pm

    Leicester having another good season I see. Imagine they somehow keep up with Liverpool and Man City.

  • TFiOS
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:30pm

    What happened to Watford this year?

  • imtiredofallofit
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:35pm

    I'm sorry, but I'm having trouble understanding this.

    I get the premise, but the blue circles are confusing me, particularly for the mess of teams on 11 points.

    Or, how do the blue circles compare to the white circles? Is it that the white circles are current position, and the blue circles are position for end of week 6?

    Thanks!

  • M_H_AFC
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 1:43pm

    Really cool chart, I like how in the early season the midtable clubs can go to the relegation zone or a European place based on one result

  • JakeNutters
    0 points Oct 04,2019, 2:08pm

    So what your saying is if Brighton beat Spurs they could be fucked.

COMMENTS

  • TheLimeyLemmon
    557 points Oct 04,2019, 1:05pm

    This continues to be one of the cleanest charts in terms of presentation I see on here. It’s great.

  • deadkestrel
    317 points Oct 04,2019, 1:05pm

    Potentially finishing the weekend 17th in the table, fucking end me.

  • phigo50
    80 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • phigo50
    40 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • TheConundrum98
    103 points Oct 04,2019, 1:08pm

    God bless the white dot

  • phigo50
    27 points Oct 04,2019, 1:03pm
  • Alpha_Jazz
    28 points Oct 04,2019, 1:18pm

    Football is shite

  • OPdoesnotrespond
    13 points Oct 04,2019, 1:17pm

    In this so-far wretched season, it’d be something if Spurs end up 3rd going into the international break.

  • phigo50
    12 points Oct 04,2019, 1:05pm

    How the 2019/20 Primeira Liga table could change in gameweek 7.

    I'm putting this one in because last week's was wrong. I don't know when it happened (since last week otherwise my app would've shit itself like it did when I ran it earlier today) but CD Aves vs. Tondela has been brought forward from gameweek 9 to be played tomorrow. So just squint and pretend that none of the other 9 matches have already been played.

    Previous gameweeks: 1 2 3 4 5 6

  • phigo50
    17 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • loveandmonsters
    25 points Oct 04,2019, 2:38pm

    So boring when you've outgrown football, can't even fall to second smh my head yawn

  • phigo50
    5 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm

    Previous Premier League gameweeks: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

  • TargetInter
    17 points Oct 04,2019, 1:04pm

    Man Utd are now relegation candidates

  • AggravatingPickle
    23 points Oct 04,2019, 1:24pm

    Liverpool may as well let us win - won't change their position anyway.

  • phigo50
    10 points Oct 04,2019, 1:02pm
  • IsaacNoSuccess
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 3:59pm

    I regret opening this.

  • matic65
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 5:37pm

    we could be 3rd we could be 11th.

  • Grantlynch92
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 2:39pm

    Would be great if we could stretch the unbeaten run to 7 and go 3rd. I’m really excited about ours and Leicester’s seasons. Unfortunately I have just remembered we have no fabianski :(

  • JonSnow96
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 3:31pm

    damn these are really cool, dunno why I haven't see the previous ones. could you consider doing brasileirao (the brazilian league) too?

  • bad_takes_haver
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 2:40pm

    Was this created using ggplot2? It’s really nice.

  • AdenintheGlaven
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 3:43pm

    Tottenham out of form against Brighton?

    2-0 Spurs

  • PatheticShark
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 8:09pm

    Man I miss the days of never moving from sixth place memes.

  • 2ndfastestmanalive
    4 points Oct 04,2019, 2:31pm

    I know we’re 4th but +1 GD at this stage in the season is grim

  • wolvenkaas
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 1:08pm

    These charts are amazing, any chance of there being an eredivisie one?

  • TheJeck
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 1:32pm

    How are we adrift already

  • jeremy1338
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:07pm

    8 weeks in and we could end up in the drop zone. Silva needs to sort things out sooner rather then later.

  • MarcSlayton
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:10pm

    Nice chart OP! Take an upvote!

  • subsequent
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:32pm

    What program are you using to generate these? /u/phigo50

  • cheesehead20
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:40pm

    If watford lose at home to sheff United then they are definitely relegation favourites, if they’re not already

  • Scybur
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 2:59pm

    Leicester been doing that well? How has their run been so far? I haven't had much time to follow them.

  • crackboot83
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 3:12pm

    I wish there were more teams fighting for the title this season. this is another 2 horse race. a repeat of 2018/19 season!!

  • HaptRec
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 3:23pm

    You love to see it

  • 99StewartL
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 5:49pm

    Why does impossible have a separate bar?

  • cruzinho17
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 6:25pm

    Bloody hell m8

  • Blademaster27
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 6:41pm

    I love these charts. Keep up the good work!

  • DareiosX
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 6:58pm

    10th is not a midtable club.

  • DarkNovaGamer
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:27pm

    Leicester having another good season I see. Imagine they somehow keep up with Liverpool and Man City.

  • TFiOS
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:30pm

    What happened to Watford this year?

  • imtiredofallofit
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:35pm

    I'm sorry, but I'm having trouble understanding this.

    I get the premise, but the blue circles are confusing me, particularly for the mess of teams on 11 points.

    Or, how do the blue circles compare to the white circles? Is it that the white circles are current position, and the blue circles are position for end of week 6?

    Thanks!

  • M_H_AFC
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 1:43pm

    Really cool chart, I like how in the early season the midtable clubs can go to the relegation zone or a European place based on one result

  • JakeNutters
    0 points Oct 04,2019, 2:08pm

    So what your saying is if Brighton beat Spurs they could be fucked.

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Fastest players to reach 200 PL wins

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COMMENTS

  • velsor
    1578 points Sep 29,2019, 6:39am

    He was on course to do it in 310 appearances before Pep went to City.

  • Orwellisright
    85 points Sep 29,2019, 11:19am

    And Madrid's bosses thought David was a party man lol

  • Palan_Sho
    289 points Sep 29,2019, 9:30am

    Every time he shaves his head he loses 5 years.

  • nager2012
    315 points Sep 29,2019, 8:16am

    Give Bernardo Silva another 4 years and he’ll beat that record

  • chuckuman2020
    139 points Sep 29,2019, 8:18am

    Cech out here

  • Stones_Throw_Away_
    444 points Sep 29,2019, 6:35am

    Detriment. 30.79% of all David Silva’s Premier League games resulted in his team dropping points.

    — The Sun

  • Good_Kev_M-A-N_City
    182 points Sep 29,2019, 6:35am

    There aren't a lot of people that appreciate just how difficult it is to consistently world class in consecutive seasons for close to a decade.

  • Andthentherewere2
    11 points Sep 29,2019, 12:14pm

    Who is the fastest player to 10 wins?

  • angelodotgif
    13 points Sep 29,2019, 10:56am

    Legend 💙

  • Ga5huX
    82 points Sep 29,2019, 9:38am

    Players don't get PL wins, teams do.

  • MrConor212
    5 points Sep 29,2019, 1:25pm

    Chelsea representing

  • StickyBadger149
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 3:34pm

    3 of those players are from Chelsea tho

  • The-Real-Legend-72
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 3:39pm

    3/5 are Chelsea players from ‘the golden age’

  • PanpsychismIsTrue
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 5:49pm

    A criminally underrated player, and he’s still highly rated.

  • Spiderevans
    -3 points Sep 29,2019, 11:09am

    Best to ever grace the league for me.

  • electricdrill0000
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 1:13pm

    Nice

  • MadMich
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 2:38pm

    Beautiful player...

  • listeningSaint
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 3:42pm

    Not sure of how this state is meaningful or useful , wins are down to the team, manager etc. This stat would be more meaningful, if it were ranking teams not players.

  • brian_d3p0
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 5:49pm

    And he's got a big dick

  • philyb
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 8:15pm

    Do it without plastic oil teams now.

  • Ga5huX
    -10 points Sep 29,2019, 11:57am

    is it me or is david silva a bit of a boring player

    like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow silva has 200 PL wins" but u can never remember them.

    can u remember a single silva win ?

    but try peter crouch...u can see the header i remember a crouch winning header.

  • deleted
    -7 points Sep 29,2019, 9:27am

    [deleted]

  • willgeld
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 2:46pm

    Had no idea this was a measured statistic

  • pappapora
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 3:48pm

    David Silva? More like David GOLD right?! Right?!

  • wadivengeance
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 9:11am

    Genuinely one of the best PL players of all time. Best this decade and all time top 3 in my opinion. This just proves it

  • FastDieFun
    -27 points Sep 29,2019, 8:12am

    if there a list where we can check progress? surely someone like Trent Alexander Arnold is well on his way

  • brownbredfoe
    -5 points Sep 29,2019, 1:17pm

    4 out of 5 from clubs with shady monetry backing, classic

  • deleted
    0 points Sep 29,2019, 11:40am

    [deleted]

  • pein2991
    -4 points Sep 29,2019, 11:02am

    who knew its gona be man city player before they click>

  • Nekokeki
    -5 points Sep 29,2019, 2:17pm

    Dumb stat. This has so much less to do with him than the environment and circumstances he's been in, other than being a good player. An early purchase by a side that spends over a billion on transfer fees and salaries. The only thing this indicates is that he a) was an early adoption into the program b) he is good enough to stay in the squad c) the oil money and decisions were enough to be largely successful. That said, it's not too knock him, because he's been one of the best players in the EPL for the better part of the last decade.

    This should be a team stat, not an individual player's stat.

  • AnmolLFC
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 12:31pm

    If klopp stays beyond 2022 (unlikely), the current bunch of Liverpool signings can make the list too.

  • legend434
    -18 points Sep 29,2019, 9:12am

    Why not just show the entire 1st Division?

COMMENTS

  • velsor
    1578 points Sep 29,2019, 6:39am

    He was on course to do it in 310 appearances before Pep went to City.

  • Orwellisright
    85 points Sep 29,2019, 11:19am

    And Madrid's bosses thought David was a party man lol

  • Palan_Sho
    289 points Sep 29,2019, 9:30am

    Every time he shaves his head he loses 5 years.

  • BabaRamenNoodles
    1559 points Sep 29,2019, 6:32am

    Basically shows the best premier league sides. Current Man City, Mourinho Chelsea and Late 90's United.

  • nager2012
    315 points Sep 29,2019, 8:16am

    Give Bernardo Silva another 4 years and he’ll beat that record

  • chuckuman2020
    139 points Sep 29,2019, 8:18am

    Cech out here

  • Stones_Throw_Away_
    444 points Sep 29,2019, 6:35am

    Detriment. 30.79% of all David Silva’s Premier League games resulted in his team dropping points.

    — The Sun

  • Good_Kev_M-A-N_City
    182 points Sep 29,2019, 6:35am

    There aren't a lot of people that appreciate just how difficult it is to consistently world class in consecutive seasons for close to a decade.

  • Andthentherewere2
    11 points Sep 29,2019, 12:14pm

    Who is the fastest player to 10 wins?

  • angelodotgif
    13 points Sep 29,2019, 10:56am

    Legend 💙

  • Ga5huX
    82 points Sep 29,2019, 9:38am

    Players don't get PL wins, teams do.

  • MrConor212
    5 points Sep 29,2019, 1:25pm

    Chelsea representing

  • StickyBadger149
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 3:34pm

    3 of those players are from Chelsea tho

  • The-Real-Legend-72
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 3:39pm

    3/5 are Chelsea players from ‘the golden age’

  • PanpsychismIsTrue
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 5:49pm

    A criminally underrated player, and he’s still highly rated.

  • Spiderevans
    -3 points Sep 29,2019, 11:09am

    Best to ever grace the league for me.

  • electricdrill0000
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 1:13pm

    Nice

  • MadMich
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 2:38pm

    Beautiful player...

  • listeningSaint
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 3:42pm

    Not sure of how this state is meaningful or useful , wins are down to the team, manager etc. This stat would be more meaningful, if it were ranking teams not players.

  • brian_d3p0
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 5:49pm

    And he's got a big dick

  • philyb
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 8:15pm

    Do it without plastic oil teams now.

  • Ga5huX
    -10 points Sep 29,2019, 11:57am

    is it me or is david silva a bit of a boring player

    like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow silva has 200 PL wins" but u can never remember them.

    can u remember a single silva win ?

    but try peter crouch...u can see the header i remember a crouch winning header.

  • deleted
    -7 points Sep 29,2019, 9:27am

    [deleted]

  • willgeld
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 2:46pm

    Had no idea this was a measured statistic

  • pappapora
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 3:48pm

    David Silva? More like David GOLD right?! Right?!

  • wadivengeance
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 9:11am

    Genuinely one of the best PL players of all time. Best this decade and all time top 3 in my opinion. This just proves it

  • FastDieFun
    -27 points Sep 29,2019, 8:12am

    if there a list where we can check progress? surely someone like Trent Alexander Arnold is well on his way

  • brownbredfoe
    -5 points Sep 29,2019, 1:17pm

    4 out of 5 from clubs with shady monetry backing, classic

  • deleted
    0 points Sep 29,2019, 11:40am

    [deleted]

  • pein2991
    -4 points Sep 29,2019, 11:02am

    who knew its gona be man city player before they click>

  • Nekokeki
    -5 points Sep 29,2019, 2:17pm

    Dumb stat. This has so much less to do with him than the environment and circumstances he's been in, other than being a good player. An early purchase by a side that spends over a billion on transfer fees and salaries. The only thing this indicates is that he a) was an early adoption into the program b) he is good enough to stay in the squad c) the oil money and decisions were enough to be largely successful. That said, it's not too knock him, because he's been one of the best players in the EPL for the better part of the last decade.

    This should be a team stat, not an individual player's stat.

  • AnmolLFC
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 12:31pm

    If klopp stays beyond 2022 (unlikely), the current bunch of Liverpool signings can make the list too.

  • legend434
    -18 points Sep 29,2019, 9:12am

    Why not just show the entire 1st Division?

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After 7 weeks, newly promoted Famalicão is still top of the league in Liga NOS

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COMMENTS

  • HFDC99
    82 points Sep 28,2019, 6:33pm

    And still doesn't have a badge in that table. Fuck sake Google, show some fucking respect

  • Ronak4Arsenal
    16 points Sep 28,2019, 6:40pm

    Fifa CM glitch on full power

  • LightzPT
    14 points Sep 28,2019, 6:54pm

    Can’t believe Boavista is 4th, their football is shockingly bad.

    Famalicão has yet to face us and Benfica, but their win against Rio Ave and draw in Guimaraes have aged like a fine wine, they seem to be the biggest competitors for the European places.

  • Alessio_Romagnoli13
    5 points Sep 28,2019, 6:53pm

    Portuguese Chievo 2001/02

  • UpTheChels97
    10 points Sep 28,2019, 6:33pm

    Leicester City v2?

  • kufycou
    2 points Sep 28,2019, 8:00pm

    Dude check out Grenada in la liga

  • dcpye
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 8:34pm

    No games until 25th of october which means we are on top of the league for another month, this is mental man

  • ColonelSpeckleberry
    3 points Sep 28,2019, 6:35pm

    Wolves academy products banging in the goals as well

  • iammostmoist
    2 points Sep 28,2019, 7:37pm

    Are we gonna get this posted every week?

  • S4ikou
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 8:01pm

    God is playing FM and save scumming

  • furtador
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 6:34pm

    The Famalico still stands

  • furtador
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 6:49pm

    The mighty Famalico flies high on the Portuguese league

  • hearau1823
    -8 points Sep 28,2019, 6:32pm

    👨‍🌾👨‍🌾

COMMENTS

  • HFDC99
    82 points Sep 28,2019, 6:33pm

    And still doesn't have a badge in that table. Fuck sake Google, show some fucking respect

  • Ronak4Arsenal
    16 points Sep 28,2019, 6:40pm

    Fifa CM glitch on full power

  • LightzPT
    14 points Sep 28,2019, 6:54pm

    Can’t believe Boavista is 4th, their football is shockingly bad.

    Famalicão has yet to face us and Benfica, but their win against Rio Ave and draw in Guimaraes have aged like a fine wine, they seem to be the biggest competitors for the European places.

  • GoodSamaritan_
    24 points Sep 28,2019, 6:33pm

    Jorge Mendes is the best DoF in football.

  • Alessio_Romagnoli13
    5 points Sep 28,2019, 6:53pm

    Portuguese Chievo 2001/02

  • UpTheChels97
    10 points Sep 28,2019, 6:33pm

    Leicester City v2?

  • kufycou
    2 points Sep 28,2019, 8:00pm

    Dude check out Grenada in la liga

  • dcpye
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 8:34pm

    No games until 25th of october which means we are on top of the league for another month, this is mental man

  • ColonelSpeckleberry
    3 points Sep 28,2019, 6:35pm

    Wolves academy products banging in the goals as well

  • iammostmoist
    2 points Sep 28,2019, 7:37pm

    Are we gonna get this posted every week?

  • S4ikou
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 8:01pm

    God is playing FM and save scumming

  • furtador
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 6:34pm

    The Famalico still stands

  • furtador
    1 points Sep 28,2019, 6:49pm

    The mighty Famalico flies high on the Portuguese league

  • hearau1823
    -8 points Sep 28,2019, 6:32pm

    👨‍🌾👨‍🌾

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How the 2019/20 Premier League table could change in gameweek 6 (other leagues in comments).

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COMMENTS

  • CTQO
    127 points Sep 20,2019, 12:24pm

    Imagine city going 9th

  • Aztecius
    174 points Sep 20,2019, 12:40pm

    Oh singular white dot. How we've missed you.

  • goaldescholes
    64 points Sep 20,2019, 12:24pm

    The length of that Man United red line is giving me serious anxiety.

  • phigo50
    21 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • vadapaav
    16 points Sep 20,2019, 1:13pm

    Norwich can be third or in relegation battle.

    Lol early season tables are very funny to look

  • Agent_DZ-015
    29 points Sep 20,2019, 12:36pm

    Love these tables, thanks for making them. As an aside, I realize we're only 5 match days in, but it's still a bit crazy to me that only two teams have won more than half of their matches so far this season in the PL. Last season at this point, there were 7 teams that had won 3 or more matches.

  • BodySlam9
    26 points Sep 20,2019, 12:29pm

    Wow. Burnley and Sheffield Utd could either be 5th....or bottom

  • phigo50
    12 points Sep 20,2019, 12:17pm
  • dinosaur-ant
    4 points Sep 20,2019, 1:39pm

    Can someone collect these every week and make a gif or something at the end of the season

  • phigo50
    7 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • phigo50
    8 points Sep 20,2019, 12:17pm

    Previous Premier League gameweeks: 1 2 3 4 5

  • JohanDCh
    7 points Sep 20,2019, 1:30pm

    I don't know if you can patent these kinda charts, but if you can, you should sell them to an app or something because they're really awesome.

  • phigo50
    8 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • phigo50
    4 points Sep 20,2019, 12:17pm
  • epicluca
    2 points Sep 20,2019, 1:49pm

    Looks like we're in the new "top 8" era 😎

  • JamesAlexandros
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 12:32pm

    Bournemouth could end out anywhere, from 2nd on one extreme, to 16th on the other end.

  • jeremy1338
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 1:41pm

    2nd here we come

  • Emhyr_var_Emreis
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 4:28pm

    How is United 4th with 2 points behind City after all the jokes

  • L0rd91
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 1:03pm

    Go big or go home time boys!

  • Long-Island-Iced-Tea
    -7 points Sep 20,2019, 12:46pm

    So unusual to see United in the top four

  • Baderous
    -2 points Sep 20,2019, 3:45pm

    the "impossible, because of other matches" is useless - all the other labels are already the 'possible' values, this one is just there for the author to show that while those spots look possible they actually can't be reached.
    Adds no value. We know you've calculated it mate, get over that and remove it, it'll look cleaner!

  • JamesAlexandros
    -8 points Sep 20,2019, 12:33pm

    to me it says a lot that Man City have had a rough couple of weeks, and still have 109 points available to them. and that I can still see them finishing somewhere close to that amount.

COMMENTS

  • CTQO
    127 points Sep 20,2019, 12:24pm

    Imagine city going 9th

  • Aztecius
    174 points Sep 20,2019, 12:40pm

    Oh singular white dot. How we've missed you.

  • goaldescholes
    64 points Sep 20,2019, 12:24pm

    The length of that Man United red line is giving me serious anxiety.

  • phigo50
    21 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • phigo50
    21 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • vadapaav
    16 points Sep 20,2019, 1:13pm

    Norwich can be third or in relegation battle.

    Lol early season tables are very funny to look

  • Agent_DZ-015
    29 points Sep 20,2019, 12:36pm

    Love these tables, thanks for making them. As an aside, I realize we're only 5 match days in, but it's still a bit crazy to me that only two teams have won more than half of their matches so far this season in the PL. Last season at this point, there were 7 teams that had won 3 or more matches.

  • BodySlam9
    26 points Sep 20,2019, 12:29pm

    Wow. Burnley and Sheffield Utd could either be 5th....or bottom

  • phigo50
    12 points Sep 20,2019, 12:17pm
  • dinosaur-ant
    4 points Sep 20,2019, 1:39pm

    Can someone collect these every week and make a gif or something at the end of the season

  • phigo50
    7 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • phigo50
    8 points Sep 20,2019, 12:17pm

    Previous Premier League gameweeks: 1 2 3 4 5

  • JohanDCh
    7 points Sep 20,2019, 1:30pm

    I don't know if you can patent these kinda charts, but if you can, you should sell them to an app or something because they're really awesome.

  • phigo50
    8 points Sep 20,2019, 12:18pm
  • phigo50
    4 points Sep 20,2019, 12:17pm
  • epicluca
    2 points Sep 20,2019, 1:49pm

    Looks like we're in the new "top 8" era 😎

  • JamesAlexandros
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 12:32pm

    Bournemouth could end out anywhere, from 2nd on one extreme, to 16th on the other end.

  • jeremy1338
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 1:41pm

    2nd here we come

  • Emhyr_var_Emreis
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 4:28pm

    How is United 4th with 2 points behind City after all the jokes

  • L0rd91
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 1:03pm

    Go big or go home time boys!

  • Long-Island-Iced-Tea
    -7 points Sep 20,2019, 12:46pm

    So unusual to see United in the top four

  • Baderous
    -2 points Sep 20,2019, 3:45pm

    the "impossible, because of other matches" is useless - all the other labels are already the 'possible' values, this one is just there for the author to show that while those spots look possible they actually can't be reached.
    Adds no value. We know you've calculated it mate, get over that and remove it, it'll look cleaner!

  • JamesAlexandros
    -8 points Sep 20,2019, 12:33pm

    to me it says a lot that Man City have had a rough couple of weeks, and still have 109 points available to them. and that I can still see them finishing somewhere close to that amount.

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There is a close three-way race for the MLS single-season goal record with 4 games left in the season

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COMMENTS

  • Sveq
    487 points Sep 20,2019, 9:45am

    Even if it’s only the MLS, it’s still absolutely impressive how Ibrahimovic has been able to score so many goals considering he’s turning 38 in two weeks.

  • TwoFry
    107 points Sep 20,2019, 10:07am

    Hasn't Martinez scored in some absurd 14-15 games in a row?

  • Krillin113
    33 points Sep 20,2019, 1:14pm

    Has De Boer turned it around at Atlanta?

  • arijitlive
    31 points Sep 20,2019, 9:44am

    Awesome threesome.

  • nicklo2k
    108 points Sep 20,2019, 8:43am

    Come on Vela! I still have a fucking Arsenal shirt with his goddam name on the back.

  • mpbh
    17 points Sep 20,2019, 3:07pm

    Also worth noting that Atlanta's Brad Guzan is only 2 games shy of the single-season clean sheet record.

  • mpbh
    55 points Sep 20,2019, 8:41am

    three-way

    Nice

  • tastetherainbowmoth
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 5:49pm

    Why only 4 games left?

  • RLCCircuit
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 7:16pm

    I’m surprised Zlatan and Josef are so close, I had assumed Vela had run away with it.

  • Balestro
    -5 points Sep 20,2019, 1:22pm

    Last I checked wasn't Vela miles ahead?

  • Manch3st3rIsR3d
    -14 points Sep 20,2019, 2:42pm

    Ibra is MLS goat

  • alexanderreel
    -6 points Sep 20,2019, 5:01pm

    Zlatan will win this

  • Trip_Se7ens
    -18 points Sep 20,2019, 2:16pm

    The fact that they compare Vela, who I love, to ibra is insane.

COMMENTS

  • Sveq
    487 points Sep 20,2019, 9:45am

    Even if it’s only the MLS, it’s still absolutely impressive how Ibrahimovic has been able to score so many goals considering he’s turning 38 in two weeks.

  • TwoFry
    107 points Sep 20,2019, 10:07am

    Hasn't Martinez scored in some absurd 14-15 games in a row?

  • Krillin113
    33 points Sep 20,2019, 1:14pm

    Has De Boer turned it around at Atlanta?

  • ZionEmbiid
    28 points Sep 20,2019, 1:09pm

    What’s the record?

  • arijitlive
    31 points Sep 20,2019, 9:44am

    Awesome threesome.

  • nicklo2k
    108 points Sep 20,2019, 8:43am

    Come on Vela! I still have a fucking Arsenal shirt with his goddam name on the back.

  • mpbh
    17 points Sep 20,2019, 3:07pm

    Also worth noting that Atlanta's Brad Guzan is only 2 games shy of the single-season clean sheet record.

  • mpbh
    55 points Sep 20,2019, 8:41am

    three-way

    Nice

  • tastetherainbowmoth
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 5:49pm

    Why only 4 games left?

  • RLCCircuit
    1 points Sep 20,2019, 7:16pm

    I’m surprised Zlatan and Josef are so close, I had assumed Vela had run away with it.

  • Balestro
    -5 points Sep 20,2019, 1:22pm

    Last I checked wasn't Vela miles ahead?

  • Manch3st3rIsR3d
    -14 points Sep 20,2019, 2:42pm

    Ibra is MLS goat

  • alexanderreel
    -6 points Sep 20,2019, 5:01pm

    Zlatan will win this

  • Trip_Se7ens
    -18 points Sep 20,2019, 2:16pm

    The fact that they compare Vela, who I love, to ibra is insane.

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Comparison on Man City centre back partnerships

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COMMENTS

  • drripdrrop
    570 points Sep 16,2019, 2:44pm

    Stones strikes me as the type of player that can only shine if he has a leader beside him. Otamendi just seems like a basketcase

  • raysales123
    243 points Sep 16,2019, 2:45pm

    Stats a bit skewed considering Stones-Otamendi played in that first season when the whole defense was leaky along with Bravo being a ghost...

  • Destructo_D
    95 points Sep 16,2019, 2:44pm

    Stones-otamendi takes first season pep games into account. When they had a worse team all over

  • Tim-Sanchez
    64 points Sep 16,2019, 2:43pm

    Interesting that the win rate drops so much for Stones-Laporte despite them conceding fewer goals.

  • Mr-Pants
    28 points Sep 16,2019, 2:58pm

    I'd be interested to see how Stones - Otamendi did in the Centurion season because I remember them being great

  • Karma_Whoring_Slut
    6 points Sep 16,2019, 6:56pm

    The conclusion I am reaching is that Laporte was an awesome signing.

  • Paris2Berlin
    12 points Sep 16,2019, 2:42pm

    Stones and Fernandinho would be a better partnership imo.

  • jacksleepshere
    4 points Sep 16,2019, 2:48pm

    That win % stat turns me on.

  • Kuro013
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 3:40pm

    When does Otamendi's contract expire?

  • robbetke
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 4:14pm

    Stones needs a solid partner. Surprised they didn’t splash some cash this offseason.

  • argmax
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 6:16pm

    One possible bias: some pairs featured consistently in easier games, while other pairs featured in the hardest.

  • crookedparadigm
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 7:52pm

    I think they deserve a bit longer as a pair before we judge them.

  • averagersocceruser
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 2:48pm

    Would like to see this without including the first season.

  • neandertales
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 2:53pm

    I am more interested in these stats minus the first Pep season..

  • GokusGym-
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 3:58pm

    Laporte good Stones bad

  • ap120
    3 points Sep 16,2019, 2:47pm

    But but we spend our money so so well. Other teams have a high net spend but they spend it on flops, can't blame us for ruining football.

    Some City fans find it hard to comprehend that 99.9% of teams can't spend 30m on a CB then another 50m the next window to replace him if he flops.

  • TheHouseOfStones
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:44pm

    Feel like shit just want Stones Laporte

  • Priest15
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 5:27pm

    Okay but let’s see Arsenal’s

  • ruru5678
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 7:50pm

    we've got this really great CB mustafi who is looking for some playing time...

  • tuananh_org
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 8:31pm

    so basically laporte and kompany make everyone pair with them looks good?

  • jphubz
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 4:35pm

    So Stones is the biggest liability, thats not great from an England perspective. I am impressed at how good Kompany was right until the end, class is permanent

  • stuck_in_soporose
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:00pm

    when your 100 mil odd partnership sucks 🤕

  • dans00
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 7:28pm

    Stones = 50 million well spent /s

  • FirminosShinyTeeth
    -5 points Sep 16,2019, 2:44pm

    Honestly thought Otamendi would of been out of the door as soon as Pep arrived, way too rash for a Pep team.

  • ManChild9
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:35pm

    Gonna go out on a limb here and suggest Man City fix this problem with money.

  • Alphabunsquad
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 6:25pm

    Right into my veins.

    68% is a fucking crazy good win rate... but not good enough 😏

  • mazin1978
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 6:31pm

    So in a nut shell..otemendi is shit

  • RyanRyan_
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 8:03pm

    This belongs on r/mcfc

  • Hellboyattack
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:18pm

    And I got downvoted for saying city’s chances just decreased immensely

  • seedylfc
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 7:28pm

    As a Liverpool fan that make me smile.

COMMENTS

  • drripdrrop
    570 points Sep 16,2019, 2:44pm

    Stones strikes me as the type of player that can only shine if he has a leader beside him. Otamendi just seems like a basketcase

  • raysales123
    243 points Sep 16,2019, 2:45pm

    Stats a bit skewed considering Stones-Otamendi played in that first season when the whole defense was leaky along with Bravo being a ghost...

  • Destructo_D
    95 points Sep 16,2019, 2:44pm

    Stones-otamendi takes first season pep games into account. When they had a worse team all over

  • Dlurkon427
    98 points Sep 16,2019, 2:40pm

    Stones and otamendi yuck

  • Tim-Sanchez
    64 points Sep 16,2019, 2:43pm

    Interesting that the win rate drops so much for Stones-Laporte despite them conceding fewer goals.

  • Mr-Pants
    28 points Sep 16,2019, 2:58pm

    I'd be interested to see how Stones - Otamendi did in the Centurion season because I remember them being great

  • Karma_Whoring_Slut
    6 points Sep 16,2019, 6:56pm

    The conclusion I am reaching is that Laporte was an awesome signing.

  • Paris2Berlin
    12 points Sep 16,2019, 2:42pm

    Stones and Fernandinho would be a better partnership imo.

  • jacksleepshere
    4 points Sep 16,2019, 2:48pm

    That win % stat turns me on.

  • Kuro013
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 3:40pm

    When does Otamendi's contract expire?

  • robbetke
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 4:14pm

    Stones needs a solid partner. Surprised they didn’t splash some cash this offseason.

  • argmax
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 6:16pm

    One possible bias: some pairs featured consistently in easier games, while other pairs featured in the hardest.

  • crookedparadigm
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 7:52pm

    I think they deserve a bit longer as a pair before we judge them.

  • averagersocceruser
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 2:48pm

    Would like to see this without including the first season.

  • neandertales
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 2:53pm

    I am more interested in these stats minus the first Pep season..

  • GokusGym-
    2 points Sep 16,2019, 3:58pm

    Laporte good Stones bad

  • ap120
    3 points Sep 16,2019, 2:47pm

    But but we spend our money so so well. Other teams have a high net spend but they spend it on flops, can't blame us for ruining football.

    Some City fans find it hard to comprehend that 99.9% of teams can't spend 30m on a CB then another 50m the next window to replace him if he flops.

  • TheHouseOfStones
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:44pm

    Feel like shit just want Stones Laporte

  • Priest15
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 5:27pm

    Okay but let’s see Arsenal’s

  • ruru5678
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 7:50pm

    we've got this really great CB mustafi who is looking for some playing time...

  • tuananh_org
    1 points Sep 16,2019, 8:31pm

    so basically laporte and kompany make everyone pair with them looks good?

  • jphubz
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 4:35pm

    So Stones is the biggest liability, thats not great from an England perspective. I am impressed at how good Kompany was right until the end, class is permanent

  • stuck_in_soporose
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:00pm

    when your 100 mil odd partnership sucks 🤕

  • dans00
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 7:28pm

    Stones = 50 million well spent /s

  • FirminosShinyTeeth
    -5 points Sep 16,2019, 2:44pm

    Honestly thought Otamendi would of been out of the door as soon as Pep arrived, way too rash for a Pep team.

  • ManChild9
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:35pm

    Gonna go out on a limb here and suggest Man City fix this problem with money.

  • Alphabunsquad
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 6:25pm

    Right into my veins.

    68% is a fucking crazy good win rate... but not good enough 😏

  • mazin1978
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 6:31pm

    So in a nut shell..otemendi is shit

  • RyanRyan_
    0 points Sep 16,2019, 8:03pm

    This belongs on r/mcfc

  • Hellboyattack
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 3:18pm

    And I got downvoted for saying city’s chances just decreased immensely

  • seedylfc
    -1 points Sep 16,2019, 7:28pm

    As a Liverpool fan that make me smile.