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Sri Lankan journalist's Ballon d'Or votes in 2017, 2018, 2019

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COMMENTS

  • RaylanCrowder2
    1136 points Dec 04,2019, 12:35am

    Chaotic Neutral

  • ValverdeLover
    1147 points Dec 04,2019, 12:35am

    I think this is Hafiz's way of saying fuck you to ballon dor

  • 796sterling
    471 points Dec 04,2019, 12:41am

    It does seem possible that he wants to give recognition to the players who he thinks were good but won't be getting the votes they deserve.

    ....Then again he did vote for Cristiano in 2018.....

  • lambominicryptos
    291 points Dec 04,2019, 12:33am

    He is not Messi supporter I guess

  • denizuzun
    261 points Dec 04,2019, 1:39am

    Except for 2018, his list is in alphabetical order, maybe he thinks he needs to send in that order 🤔

  • TwistedFluke
    88 points Dec 04,2019, 1:57am

    With a majestic moustache like that, I respect his opinion even more

  • Jeep_Brah
    78 points Dec 04,2019, 12:46am

    Always rated Hafiz

  • mrinmay_pal
    104 points Dec 04,2019, 1:08am

    I think he votes for the guys who would probably get no votes from other journalists. So, basically he gives consolation points to some players, while remaining more-or-less neutral towards the favourites.

  • Clareto
    144 points Dec 04,2019, 12:50am

    It's like in Football Manager when you can't vote for your own players for awards so you vote for the worst players possible

  • Balestro
    66 points Dec 04,2019, 2:21am

    /r/soccer: why do players take these awards so seriously

    also /r/soccer: WHY JOURNALIST MAN NOT VOTE PROPERLY

    I think he's taking the piss, and I love him for it. Obsessing over awards is so boring, there's better ways to have discussions about the qualities of players.

  • curlyhairedyani
    180 points Dec 04,2019, 12:37am

    Hey he’s allowed an opinion. That’s no different then people saying Ronaldo should have won this year

  • simwe985
    8 points Dec 04,2019, 3:16am

    Imagine his surprise when that random Argentinian comes up on stage.

  • Adventurous-Worker
    7 points Dec 04,2019, 1:31am

    No cheryshev 2018 farce

  • atropicalpenguin
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 1:48am

    I think 2017 was that year where Monaco reached semis and Falcao did amazing with Mbappé but to have him as the 3rd best player.

    Yeah.

  • Trombosaurus
    19 points Dec 04,2019, 1:40am

    Someone with a football blog should reach out to him for an interview. There must be a method behind this apparent madness.

  • Aireddd
    18 points Dec 04,2019, 12:36am

    Surely hes just randomly selecting these.

  • SENSItional1
    39 points Dec 04,2019, 12:41am

    This guy is literally getting paid to do shit. All his top 5 selections each year are different. That’s what you do when you don’t want your boss figuring out youre lazy.

  • GaboneseJaimeVardy
    15 points Dec 04,2019, 2:05am

    I'm Sri Lankan ND I approve this. We have a different perspective looking at football.

  • TheArtOfDefence
    15 points Dec 04,2019, 12:45am

    Hafiz God bless you

  • locosapiens
    3 points Dec 04,2019, 3:13am

    His expression in the photo is the face I make reading his list.

  • CanadianFalcon
    3 points Dec 04,2019, 3:36am

    Life would be boring if everyone thought the same way.

  • MikeyIsAPartyDude
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 3:44am

    Is a protest voting? Maybe. Is it his honest opinion? Could be. Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with that picture. I find it amusing, because my opinion about Ballon d'Or is not particularly positive (to put it politely).

    If you don't vote for Messi or C. Ronaldo, you are suddenly automatically not suitable for the job? GTFO!

  • othyreddits
    6 points Dec 04,2019, 2:21am

    I actually think he is pretty on point if you dont take into consideration Messi, which is quite frankly a bit boring and redundant.

  • Craaaazyyy
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:15am

    they should definitely change the way voting is done

  • SlightCarpet
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:46am

    Such a fucking hipster.

  • daydreamurr
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 4:01am

    Who cares who he voted for. People here can bitch that he’s wasting his votes all they want but this award is basically a popularity contest.

  • SaubererBoyTV
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 2:20am

    Football hipster

  • Corteaux81
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 2:23am

    2017 is the year where Ronaldo scored 10 goals in 5 games vs Atletico, Bayern and Juve to win the CL. They also won the La Liga that season.

    He doesn't have him in the top 5.

    Best guy ever.

  • Jayako
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:32am

    In five years none of his top 3 have reached top 3

  • Lewismh1
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:45am

    We need this guy on Sunday Supplement.

  • TheRealQuiesel
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:54am

    He's got my attention. Proper journalist.

  • ViktorFicus
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:58am

    Like, who even is this guy?

  • the_far_yard
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:01am

    Someone protect this man at all cost. lmao.

  • cuba_gooding
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:01am

    I wish redditor can vote for journalist that give vote for BDO. Hafiz will be the first in my list.

  • glacialOwl
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:02am

    Why is this such a big deal? Jesus...

  • Zlatan4Ever
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:05am

    Damn, someone who doesn’t vote for Messi every year. Get his voting right cancelled.

  • Beers_and_Cheers_
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:09am

    2018 Number 1 position spot on!

  • steide56
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:09am

    ascended

  • memyuz
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:14am

    There's a code there somewhere, someone needs to Alan Turing this thing.

  • rush_95
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:15am

    I am Sri Lankan and have no fuckin idea who this guy is. The whole country is becoming a Joke because of this. smh

  • bAllinh0
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:15am

    Maybe they can't watch spanish football in Sri Lanka!!

  • victorianer
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:24am

    This shows in a perfect way what kind of award it is: a popularity contest.

    Still it seems to trigger many people in here.

  • redemption_time
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:25am

    Consistency. Picks different people everytime save for Hazard and Kane

  • ssj4-Dunte
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:26am

    The fuck kinda voting is that

  • ShockRampage
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:27am

    Are people really getting pissy about a popularity contest?

  • Icantrememberlogins
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:36am

    I'd far rather see someone who votes like this, rather than someone who goes "Let's see, Messi and Ronaldo have to be there, Liverpool won CL so I have to put one of their guys in, I have to put one in from club X or I'll never hear the end of it from their chairman, oh and I want to squeeze in this guy with same nationality/race/religion as me."

  • Hail_Kronos
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:36am

    Can we get the same for other countries as well ?

  • Mochiewe
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:42am

    I also would've picked Alexander-Arnold as the best player in the world

  • petertel123
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:30am

    Hot takes

  • markokmarcsa
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:58am

    I suppose he ain't a fan of Messi.

  • wordswontcomeout
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:23am

    Look could be he just sends five names without regard for order or he sends names of players who peaked his fancy knowing that the most likely winner will win anyway. Either way it's his vote leave him be.

  • Fairlytallguy
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:07am

    That’s really funny, does anyone have a link to the place where you can see this?

  • donny126
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:31am

    How to not give a fuck, Sri Lankan style

  • tulip_devil
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:54am

    I think he got it confused with alphabetical order

  • devilliers99
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:32am

    Ah, as a Sri Lankan Liverpool fan, I LOVE IT!

  • Ronaldo1035
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:42am

    Damn how are these guys suppose to be taken seriously ffs

  • Mr_Mojo_Rizin
    -5 points Dec 04,2019, 1:50am

    If you’re not gonna take it serious then don’t devalue it by voting with you arse. Surely there must be someone competent in Sri-Lana willing to do it.

  • MettledPlastic
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:31am

    You know this guy is telling awesome stories to his friends at dinners; “and then, I put Trent 1”

    People are saying this guy needs to be interviewed. All these voters need an interview

  • JohnCarversGhost
    -6 points Dec 04,2019, 2:34am

    Should stick to cricket imo.

  • ImKimkoli
    0 points Dec 04,2019, 3:44am

    At the age of 21 Alexander-Arnold already has more ballon d'Or votes then "the greatest midfielder in the history of the premier league" Paul Scholes

  • ConstipatedChild
    0 points Dec 04,2019, 4:02am

    Damn he got that stank face

  • eethan_huntt
    -4 points Dec 04,2019, 1:22am

    Maybe hes paid to vote for certain players. cant rule that out

  • CoolstorySteve
    -2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:58am

    Why is it always random ass asian and African countries with the absolute worst ballon d’or votes.

  • 0_hi
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:27am

    This guy is living in a parallel universe.

  • kans7
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:22am

    Hafiz watches football from a 4D plane

  • alfredo-signori
    -6 points Dec 04,2019, 3:06am

    For me Alexander Arnold deserved more than Messi this year.. this balon d’or was robbed, van dick is the real winner

  • deleted
    -9 points Dec 04,2019, 1:19am

    [deleted]

COMMENTS

  • RaylanCrowder2
    1136 points Dec 04,2019, 12:35am

    Chaotic Neutral

  • ValverdeLover
    1147 points Dec 04,2019, 12:35am

    I think this is Hafiz's way of saying fuck you to ballon dor

  • 796sterling
    471 points Dec 04,2019, 12:41am

    It does seem possible that he wants to give recognition to the players who he thinks were good but won't be getting the votes they deserve.

    ....Then again he did vote for Cristiano in 2018.....

  • theenigmacode
    95 points Dec 04,2019, 12:34am

    Agent of Chaos

  • lambominicryptos
    291 points Dec 04,2019, 12:33am

    He is not Messi supporter I guess

  • denizuzun
    261 points Dec 04,2019, 1:39am

    Except for 2018, his list is in alphabetical order, maybe he thinks he needs to send in that order 🤔

  • TwistedFluke
    88 points Dec 04,2019, 1:57am

    With a majestic moustache like that, I respect his opinion even more

  • Jeep_Brah
    78 points Dec 04,2019, 12:46am

    Always rated Hafiz

  • mrinmay_pal
    104 points Dec 04,2019, 1:08am

    I think he votes for the guys who would probably get no votes from other journalists. So, basically he gives consolation points to some players, while remaining more-or-less neutral towards the favourites.

  • Clareto
    144 points Dec 04,2019, 12:50am

    It's like in Football Manager when you can't vote for your own players for awards so you vote for the worst players possible

  • Balestro
    66 points Dec 04,2019, 2:21am

    /r/soccer: why do players take these awards so seriously

    also /r/soccer: WHY JOURNALIST MAN NOT VOTE PROPERLY

    I think he's taking the piss, and I love him for it. Obsessing over awards is so boring, there's better ways to have discussions about the qualities of players.

  • curlyhairedyani
    180 points Dec 04,2019, 12:37am

    Hey he’s allowed an opinion. That’s no different then people saying Ronaldo should have won this year

  • simwe985
    8 points Dec 04,2019, 3:16am

    Imagine his surprise when that random Argentinian comes up on stage.

  • Adventurous-Worker
    7 points Dec 04,2019, 1:31am

    No cheryshev 2018 farce

  • atropicalpenguin
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 1:48am

    I think 2017 was that year where Monaco reached semis and Falcao did amazing with Mbappé but to have him as the 3rd best player.

    Yeah.

  • Trombosaurus
    19 points Dec 04,2019, 1:40am

    Someone with a football blog should reach out to him for an interview. There must be a method behind this apparent madness.

  • Aireddd
    18 points Dec 04,2019, 12:36am

    Surely hes just randomly selecting these.

  • SENSItional1
    39 points Dec 04,2019, 12:41am

    This guy is literally getting paid to do shit. All his top 5 selections each year are different. That’s what you do when you don’t want your boss figuring out youre lazy.

  • GaboneseJaimeVardy
    15 points Dec 04,2019, 2:05am

    I'm Sri Lankan ND I approve this. We have a different perspective looking at football.

  • TheArtOfDefence
    15 points Dec 04,2019, 12:45am

    Hafiz God bless you

  • locosapiens
    3 points Dec 04,2019, 3:13am

    His expression in the photo is the face I make reading his list.

  • CanadianFalcon
    3 points Dec 04,2019, 3:36am

    Life would be boring if everyone thought the same way.

  • MikeyIsAPartyDude
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 3:44am

    Is a protest voting? Maybe. Is it his honest opinion? Could be. Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with that picture. I find it amusing, because my opinion about Ballon d'Or is not particularly positive (to put it politely).

    If you don't vote for Messi or C. Ronaldo, you are suddenly automatically not suitable for the job? GTFO!

  • othyreddits
    6 points Dec 04,2019, 2:21am

    I actually think he is pretty on point if you dont take into consideration Messi, which is quite frankly a bit boring and redundant.

  • Craaaazyyy
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:15am

    they should definitely change the way voting is done

  • SlightCarpet
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:46am

    Such a fucking hipster.

  • daydreamurr
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 4:01am

    Who cares who he voted for. People here can bitch that he’s wasting his votes all they want but this award is basically a popularity contest.

  • SaubererBoyTV
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 2:20am

    Football hipster

  • Corteaux81
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 2:23am

    2017 is the year where Ronaldo scored 10 goals in 5 games vs Atletico, Bayern and Juve to win the CL. They also won the La Liga that season.

    He doesn't have him in the top 5.

    Best guy ever.

  • Jayako
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:32am

    In five years none of his top 3 have reached top 3

  • Lewismh1
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:45am

    We need this guy on Sunday Supplement.

  • TheRealQuiesel
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:54am

    He's got my attention. Proper journalist.

  • ViktorFicus
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:58am

    Like, who even is this guy?

  • the_far_yard
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:01am

    Someone protect this man at all cost. lmao.

  • cuba_gooding
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:01am

    I wish redditor can vote for journalist that give vote for BDO. Hafiz will be the first in my list.

  • glacialOwl
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:02am

    Why is this such a big deal? Jesus...

  • Zlatan4Ever
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:05am

    Damn, someone who doesn’t vote for Messi every year. Get his voting right cancelled.

  • Beers_and_Cheers_
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:09am

    2018 Number 1 position spot on!

  • steide56
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:09am

    ascended

  • memyuz
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:14am

    There's a code there somewhere, someone needs to Alan Turing this thing.

  • rush_95
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:15am

    I am Sri Lankan and have no fuckin idea who this guy is. The whole country is becoming a Joke because of this. smh

  • bAllinh0
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:15am

    Maybe they can't watch spanish football in Sri Lanka!!

  • victorianer
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:24am

    This shows in a perfect way what kind of award it is: a popularity contest.

    Still it seems to trigger many people in here.

  • redemption_time
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:25am

    Consistency. Picks different people everytime save for Hazard and Kane

  • ssj4-Dunte
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:26am

    The fuck kinda voting is that

  • ShockRampage
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:27am

    Are people really getting pissy about a popularity contest?

  • Icantrememberlogins
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:36am

    I'd far rather see someone who votes like this, rather than someone who goes "Let's see, Messi and Ronaldo have to be there, Liverpool won CL so I have to put one of their guys in, I have to put one in from club X or I'll never hear the end of it from their chairman, oh and I want to squeeze in this guy with same nationality/race/religion as me."

  • Hail_Kronos
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:36am

    Can we get the same for other countries as well ?

  • Mochiewe
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 4:42am

    I also would've picked Alexander-Arnold as the best player in the world

  • petertel123
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:30am

    Hot takes

  • markokmarcsa
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:58am

    I suppose he ain't a fan of Messi.

  • wordswontcomeout
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:23am

    Look could be he just sends five names without regard for order or he sends names of players who peaked his fancy knowing that the most likely winner will win anyway. Either way it's his vote leave him be.

  • Fairlytallguy
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:07am

    That’s really funny, does anyone have a link to the place where you can see this?

  • donny126
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:31am

    How to not give a fuck, Sri Lankan style

  • tulip_devil
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:54am

    I think he got it confused with alphabetical order

  • devilliers99
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 3:32am

    Ah, as a Sri Lankan Liverpool fan, I LOVE IT!

  • Ronaldo1035
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:42am

    Damn how are these guys suppose to be taken seriously ffs

  • Mr_Mojo_Rizin
    -5 points Dec 04,2019, 1:50am

    If you’re not gonna take it serious then don’t devalue it by voting with you arse. Surely there must be someone competent in Sri-Lana willing to do it.

  • MettledPlastic
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:31am

    You know this guy is telling awesome stories to his friends at dinners; “and then, I put Trent 1”

    People are saying this guy needs to be interviewed. All these voters need an interview

  • JohnCarversGhost
    -6 points Dec 04,2019, 2:34am

    Should stick to cricket imo.

  • ImKimkoli
    0 points Dec 04,2019, 3:44am

    At the age of 21 Alexander-Arnold already has more ballon d'Or votes then "the greatest midfielder in the history of the premier league" Paul Scholes

  • ConstipatedChild
    0 points Dec 04,2019, 4:02am

    Damn he got that stank face

  • eethan_huntt
    -4 points Dec 04,2019, 1:22am

    Maybe hes paid to vote for certain players. cant rule that out

  • CoolstorySteve
    -2 points Dec 04,2019, 3:58am

    Why is it always random ass asian and African countries with the absolute worst ballon d’or votes.

  • 0_hi
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 1:27am

    This guy is living in a parallel universe.

  • kans7
    -1 points Dec 04,2019, 2:22am

    Hafiz watches football from a 4D plane

  • alfredo-signori
    -6 points Dec 04,2019, 3:06am

    For me Alexander Arnold deserved more than Messi this year.. this balon d’or was robbed, van dick is the real winner

  • deleted
    -9 points Dec 04,2019, 1:19am

    [deleted]

● ● ●

How the 2019/20 Premier League table could change in gameweek 15.

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COMMENTS

  • Phynnoderee
    288 points Dec 03,2019, 8:51am

    Banter and jokes to aside here... Everton are genuinely in real danger now.

    Their upcomings are Liverpool, Chelsea, United, Arsenal, Burnley, Newcastle, City

    I really don’t want to be a prick here but if you looked at those games on form and on paper that’s like 0-5 points from those 7 games...

    I’m actually worried about them. I always joke with blue mates about them getting relegated because they’re shite but fuck... they’re genuinely getting close this time.

  • phigo50
    582 points Dec 03,2019, 7:22am

    Just the one team without a win in their last 5.

  • pure_black99
    71 points Dec 03,2019, 7:41am

    I always look forward to this post, great content man

  • runchanlfc
    48 points Dec 03,2019, 9:37am

    Stay strong you lovely little white dot

  • JesusXVII
    85 points Dec 03,2019, 7:38am

    Everton will get a draw this week, or concede a last minute winner in Kloppage time. Silva does ok with what he has against teams that don't sit back.

  • ungentrified_villain
    114 points Dec 03,2019, 7:31am

    Ou form is terrible

  • Noroftheair
    39 points Dec 03,2019, 8:30am

    Love how Chelsea to 3rd is listed as "possible" while Chelsea would have to score 15+ goals without response. Just a funny thought

  • JoseNEO
    78 points Dec 03,2019, 7:44am

    Ole Masterclass to 16 here we come.

  • phigo50
    28 points Dec 03,2019, 7:22am

    Previous 5 gameweeks: 10 11 12 13 14

  • Antsonfire
    20 points Dec 03,2019, 8:16am

    Fuck, no progress tomorrow

  • kshitij1010
    41 points Dec 03,2019, 7:46am

    One the one hand, I'd never want to see Spurs win, but on the other hand if United lose to them, they'll slip to 14th. (16th if they lose by a 4 goal margin).

    And at the same time I'm not so sure about our game against Brighton lol

    Peak shithousery this season is.

  • turtlemons
    14 points Dec 03,2019, 8:18am

    Liverpool have some really hectic schedule ahead this December

    If they survive through it, there is no stopping them

  • Powerjugs
    14 points Dec 03,2019, 8:12am

    I don't like where this table is going.

  • Maaaf
    10 points Dec 03,2019, 7:57am

    I'm super hyped for ManU vs Spurs

  • ready123wait
    8 points Dec 03,2019, 9:46am

    So Arsenal's love towards 4th position is doubled and they now want 8th position...

  • acwilan
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 10:06am

    It baffles me how Liverpool has twice the points than the 5th placed team

  • Rogillo
    7 points Dec 03,2019, 10:16am

    ffs Tottenham is already 5th. It feels like Mourinho is inevitable.

  • KarlWhale
    14 points Dec 03,2019, 9:24am

    Brendan Rodgers is such a remarkable manager.

    I remember him mostly being a flop in Liverpool but if you look at his career, he's a winner.

    And honestly, even at Liverpool, he almost won the league (I think 2 pts difference or smth)

  • SAMWIC
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 7:32am

    Need a big Bournemouth win tonight 🍒

  • LeStiqsue
    6 points Dec 03,2019, 11:44am

    ME: "Man, I hope Leicester City drop points to..."

    checks match schedule, sees Watford is their opponent

    ME: "Oh. WELP."

  • JapaneseJohnnyVegas
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 10:18am

    why show the "impossible because of other matches" position?

  • notXhaka
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 12:45pm

    EPL 19/20 looks like your every year Ligue 1

  • llblyndll
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 11:04am

    Insert weekly “lovely little white dot” comment here

  • Akustics
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 8:04am

    Welp, 16th incoming

  • AakashSalian
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 8:22am

    Tottenham really need to win their next match. Anyways go Chelsea!!

  • jmetcalf27
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 8:36am

    Didn't realise that Leicester and Chelsea were that close to City

  • SlickRicksBitchTits
    2 points Dec 03,2019, 10:16am

    Palace need a GD swing of at least 4 as well

  • reversebayleycanrana
    2 points Dec 03,2019, 10:20am

    Everyone else has at least one green. WTF

  • tiger1296
    2 points Dec 03,2019, 8:46am

    Ole at 16th- we're closer to winning than losing thechampionship

  • kash_reddevil
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 8:36am

    That 5th-10th positions..

  • SpinningWheelKick
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 10:19am

    Does the league usually shape into its mini leagues by this point? Cause this season feels really odd in the middle.

  • BumbotheCleric
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 11:21am

    Possible, but only with a goal difference swing of at least 4

    Can't wait for Burnley to thrash Man City 16-0 in a few hours

  • CasinoOasis2
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 11:39am

    Chelsea must be shitting themselves about Jose beating them to top 4, bad timing by Jody Morris with his comment on Mourinho

  • waht_waht
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 1:11pm

    How do you guys read form column? Left to right or is it right to left?

  • AlanCurt1
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 1:13pm

    What does it mean to be "impossible, because of other matches"

  • njf88
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 2:33pm

    Where can I get odds for us to lose and to have a goal difference swing enough for Chelsea to take third after this game week?

  • JimboLodisC
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 2:47pm

    Rooting for: Leicester, Burnley, Aston Villa, Norwich

  • Stuff2511
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:08pm

    A goal difference swing of at least 4 for Chelsea is being a bit generous

  • VeggieQuiche
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 8:15am

    😊👍

  • qwertygasm
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 10:57am

    Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

  • Aug415
    -4 points Dec 03,2019, 10:24am

    Farmers league

COMMENTS

  • Phynnoderee
    288 points Dec 03,2019, 8:51am

    Banter and jokes to aside here... Everton are genuinely in real danger now.

    Their upcomings are Liverpool, Chelsea, United, Arsenal, Burnley, Newcastle, City

    I really don’t want to be a prick here but if you looked at those games on form and on paper that’s like 0-5 points from those 7 games...

    I’m actually worried about them. I always joke with blue mates about them getting relegated because they’re shite but fuck... they’re genuinely getting close this time.

  • phigo50
    582 points Dec 03,2019, 7:22am

    Just the one team without a win in their last 5.

  • pure_black99
    71 points Dec 03,2019, 7:41am

    I always look forward to this post, great content man

  • RG_Oriax
    139 points Dec 03,2019, 7:28am

    Damn, Sheffield United could get into Europa League spots, that's insane.

  • runchanlfc
    48 points Dec 03,2019, 9:37am

    Stay strong you lovely little white dot

  • JesusXVII
    85 points Dec 03,2019, 7:38am

    Everton will get a draw this week, or concede a last minute winner in Kloppage time. Silva does ok with what he has against teams that don't sit back.

  • ungentrified_villain
    114 points Dec 03,2019, 7:31am

    Ou form is terrible

  • Noroftheair
    39 points Dec 03,2019, 8:30am

    Love how Chelsea to 3rd is listed as "possible" while Chelsea would have to score 15+ goals without response. Just a funny thought

  • JoseNEO
    78 points Dec 03,2019, 7:44am

    Ole Masterclass to 16 here we come.

  • phigo50
    28 points Dec 03,2019, 7:22am

    Previous 5 gameweeks: 10 11 12 13 14

  • Antsonfire
    20 points Dec 03,2019, 8:16am

    Fuck, no progress tomorrow

  • kshitij1010
    41 points Dec 03,2019, 7:46am

    One the one hand, I'd never want to see Spurs win, but on the other hand if United lose to them, they'll slip to 14th. (16th if they lose by a 4 goal margin).

    And at the same time I'm not so sure about our game against Brighton lol

    Peak shithousery this season is.

  • turtlemons
    14 points Dec 03,2019, 8:18am

    Liverpool have some really hectic schedule ahead this December

    If they survive through it, there is no stopping them

  • Powerjugs
    14 points Dec 03,2019, 8:12am

    I don't like where this table is going.

  • Maaaf
    10 points Dec 03,2019, 7:57am

    I'm super hyped for ManU vs Spurs

  • ready123wait
    8 points Dec 03,2019, 9:46am

    So Arsenal's love towards 4th position is doubled and they now want 8th position...

  • acwilan
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 10:06am

    It baffles me how Liverpool has twice the points than the 5th placed team

  • Rogillo
    7 points Dec 03,2019, 10:16am

    ffs Tottenham is already 5th. It feels like Mourinho is inevitable.

  • KarlWhale
    14 points Dec 03,2019, 9:24am

    Brendan Rodgers is such a remarkable manager.

    I remember him mostly being a flop in Liverpool but if you look at his career, he's a winner.

    And honestly, even at Liverpool, he almost won the league (I think 2 pts difference or smth)

  • SAMWIC
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 7:32am

    Need a big Bournemouth win tonight 🍒

  • LeStiqsue
    6 points Dec 03,2019, 11:44am

    ME: "Man, I hope Leicester City drop points to..."

    checks match schedule, sees Watford is their opponent

    ME: "Oh. WELP."

  • JapaneseJohnnyVegas
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 10:18am

    why show the "impossible because of other matches" position?

  • notXhaka
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 12:45pm

    EPL 19/20 looks like your every year Ligue 1

  • llblyndll
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 11:04am

    Insert weekly “lovely little white dot” comment here

  • Akustics
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 8:04am

    Welp, 16th incoming

  • AakashSalian
    4 points Dec 03,2019, 8:22am

    Tottenham really need to win their next match. Anyways go Chelsea!!

  • jmetcalf27
    5 points Dec 03,2019, 8:36am

    Didn't realise that Leicester and Chelsea were that close to City

  • SlickRicksBitchTits
    2 points Dec 03,2019, 10:16am

    Palace need a GD swing of at least 4 as well

  • reversebayleycanrana
    2 points Dec 03,2019, 10:20am

    Everyone else has at least one green. WTF

  • tiger1296
    2 points Dec 03,2019, 8:46am

    Ole at 16th- we're closer to winning than losing thechampionship

  • kash_reddevil
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 8:36am

    That 5th-10th positions..

  • SpinningWheelKick
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 10:19am

    Does the league usually shape into its mini leagues by this point? Cause this season feels really odd in the middle.

  • BumbotheCleric
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 11:21am

    Possible, but only with a goal difference swing of at least 4

    Can't wait for Burnley to thrash Man City 16-0 in a few hours

  • CasinoOasis2
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 11:39am

    Chelsea must be shitting themselves about Jose beating them to top 4, bad timing by Jody Morris with his comment on Mourinho

  • waht_waht
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 1:11pm

    How do you guys read form column? Left to right or is it right to left?

  • AlanCurt1
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 1:13pm

    What does it mean to be "impossible, because of other matches"

  • njf88
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 2:33pm

    Where can I get odds for us to lose and to have a goal difference swing enough for Chelsea to take third after this game week?

  • JimboLodisC
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 2:47pm

    Rooting for: Leicester, Burnley, Aston Villa, Norwich

  • Stuff2511
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 5:08pm

    A goal difference swing of at least 4 for Chelsea is being a bit generous

  • VeggieQuiche
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 8:15am

    😊👍

  • qwertygasm
    1 points Dec 03,2019, 10:57am

    Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

  • Aug415
    -4 points Dec 03,2019, 10:24am

    Farmers league

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COMMENTS

  • playerayton
    171 points Nov 26,2019, 4:46pm

    Didn't expect to see Mario Gomez (cha cha) here

  • DemetriusXVII
    115 points Nov 26,2019, 4:46pm

    Mario Gomez is underrated af even amongst our own fanbase

  • HankMoodyMaddafakaaa
    27 points Nov 26,2019, 5:00pm

    Just a week or two ago i saw a comment with 400 upvotes about the «end of Harry Kane’s peak» or some ridiculous shit in a change my view thread.

  • pineapple_stanley324
    71 points Nov 26,2019, 4:49pm

    Haalands got his name written all over this record. 7 goals in 4 games so far.

  • Give_me_an_M3
    32 points Nov 26,2019, 4:47pm

    I can't believe Messi or Ronaldo are not on this list.

  • BoydRivers
    24 points Nov 26,2019, 4:51pm

    What’s Mbappe at ?

  • Sean-Benn_Must-die
    24 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    Totally expected to see Del Piero here

  • Oomeegoolies
    24 points Nov 26,2019, 4:54pm

    Kane is so fucking good.

    Imagine if he had the service a team like City provides and he could just play as a striker all day and not have to drop back so much.

  • Jackwcw
    9 points Nov 26,2019, 4:49pm

    Fair play to Kane. That's outstanding company to be in, let alone top

  • ndembele
    9 points Nov 26,2019, 6:45pm

    If anyone’s wondering who he scored against:

    4 goals: Dortmund3 goals: PSV, Olympiacos, APOEL2 goals: Red Star1 goal: Monaco, CSKA Moscow, Barcelona, Juventus, Bayern

    3 of the goals were penalties and 6 of them were game winners

  • Rojiblanc040
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    As always, would be interesting to see what players they played with and who they played against but that would take alot of work.

  • francostine
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 5:24pm

    That's some good company for our one season wonder

  • Weve_Got_Alli
    8 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    Best in the world

  • medunjanin
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 6:27pm

    Pre injury Del Piero doesn’t get the respect he deserves

  • mattcce
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 7:00pm

    Not taking anything away from this, but it's worth noting that he did begin his champions league career later (and more developed) than a fair few others

  • Kluivert95
    -29 points Nov 26,2019, 4:46pm

    Another trophy

  • deleted
    -9 points Nov 26,2019, 4:47pm

    [deleted]

COMMENTS

  • playerayton
    171 points Nov 26,2019, 4:46pm

    Didn't expect to see Mario Gomez (cha cha) here

  • DemetriusXVII
    115 points Nov 26,2019, 4:46pm

    Mario Gomez is underrated af even amongst our own fanbase

  • HankMoodyMaddafakaaa
    27 points Nov 26,2019, 5:00pm

    Just a week or two ago i saw a comment with 400 upvotes about the «end of Harry Kane’s peak» or some ridiculous shit in a change my view thread.

  • Yurilovescats
    68 points Nov 26,2019, 4:47pm

    20 goals in 24 games, in the Champions League, is insane.

  • pineapple_stanley324
    71 points Nov 26,2019, 4:49pm

    Haalands got his name written all over this record. 7 goals in 4 games so far.

  • Give_me_an_M3
    32 points Nov 26,2019, 4:47pm

    I can't believe Messi or Ronaldo are not on this list.

  • BoydRivers
    24 points Nov 26,2019, 4:51pm

    What’s Mbappe at ?

  • Sean-Benn_Must-die
    24 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    Totally expected to see Del Piero here

  • Oomeegoolies
    24 points Nov 26,2019, 4:54pm

    Kane is so fucking good.

    Imagine if he had the service a team like City provides and he could just play as a striker all day and not have to drop back so much.

  • Jackwcw
    9 points Nov 26,2019, 4:49pm

    Fair play to Kane. That's outstanding company to be in, let alone top

  • ndembele
    9 points Nov 26,2019, 6:45pm

    If anyone’s wondering who he scored against:

    4 goals: Dortmund3 goals: PSV, Olympiacos, APOEL2 goals: Red Star1 goal: Monaco, CSKA Moscow, Barcelona, Juventus, Bayern

    3 of the goals were penalties and 6 of them were game winners

  • Rojiblanc040
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    As always, would be interesting to see what players they played with and who they played against but that would take alot of work.

  • francostine
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 5:24pm

    That's some good company for our one season wonder

  • Weve_Got_Alli
    8 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    Best in the world

  • medunjanin
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 6:27pm

    Pre injury Del Piero doesn’t get the respect he deserves

  • mattcce
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 7:00pm

    Not taking anything away from this, but it's worth noting that he did begin his champions league career later (and more developed) than a fair few others

  • Kluivert95
    -29 points Nov 26,2019, 4:46pm

    Another trophy

  • deleted
    -9 points Nov 26,2019, 4:47pm

    [deleted]

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24/11 Celebrating flamengo won Libertadores, Rio de janeiro.

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COMMENTS

  • suuh_dude7
    12 points Nov 24,2019, 1:12pm

    Imagine having to go to the bathroom while you’re in the middle of all that...

  • futbolfan10
    10 points Nov 24,2019, 4:12pm

    Is Flamengo the most supported team in Brazil?

  • Capixaba_suburbano
    17 points Nov 24,2019, 12:54pm

    The fan base are amazing.

  • RoyalFlush17
    35 points Nov 24,2019, 1:17pm

    Most supported club in the world

  • branyeet
    7 points Nov 24,2019, 1:24pm

    my god that’s beautiful

  • FernandoKrikkit
    3 points Nov 24,2019, 4:59pm

    They also won the Brazilian league today.

  • aresman
    1 points Nov 24,2019, 5:29pm

    this could have been Buenos Aires today, I could have been there....god fucking dammit :(

  • idzuo1337
    1 points Nov 24,2019, 6:06pm

    thats wild

COMMENTS

  • Bad_Luck_Me
    44 points Nov 24,2019, 2:03pm

    i think i'm switching to south american football now. what a game and atmosphere

  • theenigmacode
    31 points Nov 24,2019, 12:25pm

    Wow

  • GP3ElPresidente
    30 points Nov 24,2019, 2:47pm

    Yeah no one beats Corinthians and Flamengo in terms of having the most fans in the whole continent of America!!

  • suuh_dude7
    12 points Nov 24,2019, 1:12pm

    Imagine having to go to the bathroom while you’re in the middle of all that...

  • futbolfan10
    10 points Nov 24,2019, 4:12pm

    Is Flamengo the most supported team in Brazil?

  • Capixaba_suburbano
    17 points Nov 24,2019, 12:54pm

    The fan base are amazing.

  • RoyalFlush17
    35 points Nov 24,2019, 1:17pm

    Most supported club in the world

  • branyeet
    7 points Nov 24,2019, 1:24pm

    my god that’s beautiful

  • FernandoKrikkit
    3 points Nov 24,2019, 4:59pm

    They also won the Brazilian league today.

  • aresman
    1 points Nov 24,2019, 5:29pm

    this could have been Buenos Aires today, I could have been there....god fucking dammit :(

  • idzuo1337
    1 points Nov 24,2019, 6:06pm

    thats wild

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How the 2019/20 Premier League table could change in gameweek 13 (other leagues in comments).

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COMMENTS

  • Arvi833
    346 points Nov 22,2019, 5:28am

    Crazy that Sheffield Utd can drop all the way to 15th.

  • omegaxLoL
    301 points Nov 22,2019, 5:31am

    Mid table is just complete bonkers at the moment

  • massdev
    190 points Nov 22,2019, 5:39am

    Spurs go to 6th.

    Jose “Mission Accomplished.”

  • Ahmedarabia
    84 points Nov 22,2019, 5:29am

    Wait, United at 7th already? Damn

  • DoctorDoubleHelix
    38 points Nov 22,2019, 7:45am

    It’s fucking nuts that Spurs dropped 20 points more than us after 12 games

  • RGCFrostbite
    269 points Nov 22,2019, 5:51am

    Long reign the white dot

  • phigo50
    27 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am

    (There are no Primeira Liga matches this weekend.)

  • phigo50
    41 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • TheJeck
    39 points Nov 22,2019, 5:27am

    Makes you realise how the top 4 and bottom 3 are so far ahead/behind on goal difference compared to the middle.

  • phigo50
    14 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • phigo50
    27 points Nov 22,2019, 5:20am

    The RIP Poch edition.

    Previous 5 Premier League gameweeks: 8 9 10 11 12

  • wasted_tictac
    8 points Nov 22,2019, 5:52am

    Chelsea definitely need to try and boost their goal difference.

  • Arnavpatel
    9 points Nov 22,2019, 5:54am

    Makes you realize that arsenal being 6th is a complete blinder.

  • phigo50
    27 points Nov 22,2019, 5:20am
  • phigo50
    10 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • CodifiedRadian
    10 points Nov 22,2019, 6:24am

    What a waste. Such winnable games like Watford, Everton and Arsenal just thrown away from leading positions.

    It's one thing to get done by the ref or a worldie, but the manner of those losses still a bad taste in my mouth.

  • phigo50
    12 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • phigo50
    13 points Nov 22,2019, 5:20am
  • ss2195
    6 points Nov 22,2019, 5:58am

    Anyone from 5th to 13th could end up at 15. Madness!

  • Mit3210
    6 points Nov 22,2019, 6:16am

    Only 5th is guaranteed Europa League.

  • Conradinho5
    5 points Nov 22,2019, 8:35am

    Only 4 points separates 17th and 5th, madness

  • crookedparadigm
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 8:46am

    5th - 15th is insanity right now. Top 4 and Bottom 3 are like separate leagues.

  • GordonVass
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 9:53am

    I love these graphics, thanks for making them!

  • programming_student2
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 11:03am

    I wait for this every game-week.

  • aryanexpedition
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 6:30am

    Just imagine if everything turns out right, Mourinho could lead Spurs from 14th to 6th after just his first game in charge!

  • Madvin
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 8:43am

    Its crazy that Sheffield United can only get 95pts max of they won all their matches while we got 2 teams 97 above last time.

  • defy313
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 8:14am

    Quality post.

  • Kaffenisse
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 9:25am

    Arsenal (max 95); shit, we can't reach the point record.

  • CosmicDesperado
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 9:41am

    Hilfe

  • Ge0rj
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 10:08am

    Top four (I hope) and relegation is near enough sewn up but everyone else has a shot at European football next season.

  • TheNightlifeJD
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 12:50pm

    Me and the boys, climbing our way to 5th in “crisis”

  • LoadingBeastMode
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 4:56pm

    Draw for everyone minus liverpool pls

  • hoopbag33
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 10:40am

    Am I crazy or is 6th not a EL spot? 5th is, and the two cup winners are. It just happens that usually a CL team wins a cup so it goes to 6th and sometimes 7th too.

  • lordchew
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:00am

    This is definitely the most interesting the league’s been in a while in terms of top 4, top 6 etc.

    I’m not sure there’s even a best of the rest/7th mini league this year, too many under-performing/over-performing teams.

  • thehumangoomba
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:26am

    Well, the good news is we're at least avoiding the relegation zone for another week.

  • HyderabadifromHyd
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:38am

    Hey OP, why don't you post an Imgur album from next time? It will keep all the tables consolidated.

  • strawberrystation
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:53am

    Watford and Southampton are already suffering the fallout of their respective yeetings by us and Man City then. Both technically able to get out the bottom 3 this weekend, but their GD has them stuffed.

    I'm amazed that Norwich already have a worse GD than the Hornets, mind you. They're properly tanking after their early Pukki Party.

  • Dollarumma
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 1:21pm

    amazing how man u are still within top 5 range lmao

  • Xilthas
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 1:44pm

    We're going to need a win because we aren't getting one in the next 5 games after Norwich...

  • StraightShooter2019
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 1:54pm

    FC.

  • andy012345
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 4:10pm

    Some of these look wrong based on your legends, from what I can see for the teams on 15pts to go to #5 they would need a goal difference of +5, assuming they win their match and Sheffield vs Man Utd draw.

    So Burnley, Brighton, Crystal Palace and Newcastle are missing the goal difference swing marker.

  • thehumblebeast
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 6:56pm

    so you're saying there's a chance?

  • BobbyGurney
    0 points Nov 22,2019, 8:48am

    Sheffield are 5th?? Fucking hell I didn't know they were doing that well.

  • loveandmonsters
    -21 points Nov 22,2019, 6:34am

    Outgrown the league smh my head, petition to rename the sport liverball

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  • Arvi833
    346 points Nov 22,2019, 5:28am

    Crazy that Sheffield Utd can drop all the way to 15th.

  • omegaxLoL
    301 points Nov 22,2019, 5:31am

    Mid table is just complete bonkers at the moment

  • massdev
    190 points Nov 22,2019, 5:39am

    Spurs go to 6th.

    Jose “Mission Accomplished.”

  • ShockRampage
    76 points Nov 22,2019, 5:49am

    Oh joy, we can drop all the way to 15th!

  • Ahmedarabia
    84 points Nov 22,2019, 5:29am

    Wait, United at 7th already? Damn

  • DoctorDoubleHelix
    38 points Nov 22,2019, 7:45am

    It’s fucking nuts that Spurs dropped 20 points more than us after 12 games

  • RGCFrostbite
    269 points Nov 22,2019, 5:51am

    Long reign the white dot

  • phigo50
    27 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am

    (There are no Primeira Liga matches this weekend.)

  • phigo50
    41 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • TheJeck
    39 points Nov 22,2019, 5:27am

    Makes you realise how the top 4 and bottom 3 are so far ahead/behind on goal difference compared to the middle.

  • phigo50
    14 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • phigo50
    27 points Nov 22,2019, 5:20am

    The RIP Poch edition.

    Previous 5 Premier League gameweeks: 8 9 10 11 12

  • wasted_tictac
    8 points Nov 22,2019, 5:52am

    Chelsea definitely need to try and boost their goal difference.

  • Arnavpatel
    9 points Nov 22,2019, 5:54am

    Makes you realize that arsenal being 6th is a complete blinder.

  • phigo50
    27 points Nov 22,2019, 5:20am
  • phigo50
    10 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • CodifiedRadian
    10 points Nov 22,2019, 6:24am

    What a waste. Such winnable games like Watford, Everton and Arsenal just thrown away from leading positions.

    It's one thing to get done by the ref or a worldie, but the manner of those losses still a bad taste in my mouth.

  • phigo50
    12 points Nov 22,2019, 5:21am
  • phigo50
    13 points Nov 22,2019, 5:20am
  • ss2195
    6 points Nov 22,2019, 5:58am

    Anyone from 5th to 13th could end up at 15. Madness!

  • Mit3210
    6 points Nov 22,2019, 6:16am

    Only 5th is guaranteed Europa League.

  • Conradinho5
    5 points Nov 22,2019, 8:35am

    Only 4 points separates 17th and 5th, madness

  • crookedparadigm
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 8:46am

    5th - 15th is insanity right now. Top 4 and Bottom 3 are like separate leagues.

  • GordonVass
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 9:53am

    I love these graphics, thanks for making them!

  • programming_student2
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 11:03am

    I wait for this every game-week.

  • aryanexpedition
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 6:30am

    Just imagine if everything turns out right, Mourinho could lead Spurs from 14th to 6th after just his first game in charge!

  • Madvin
    3 points Nov 22,2019, 8:43am

    Its crazy that Sheffield United can only get 95pts max of they won all their matches while we got 2 teams 97 above last time.

  • defy313
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 8:14am

    Quality post.

  • Kaffenisse
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 9:25am

    Arsenal (max 95); shit, we can't reach the point record.

  • CosmicDesperado
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 9:41am

    Hilfe

  • Ge0rj
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 10:08am

    Top four (I hope) and relegation is near enough sewn up but everyone else has a shot at European football next season.

  • TheNightlifeJD
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 12:50pm

    Me and the boys, climbing our way to 5th in “crisis”

  • LoadingBeastMode
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 4:56pm

    Draw for everyone minus liverpool pls

  • hoopbag33
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 10:40am

    Am I crazy or is 6th not a EL spot? 5th is, and the two cup winners are. It just happens that usually a CL team wins a cup so it goes to 6th and sometimes 7th too.

  • lordchew
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:00am

    This is definitely the most interesting the league’s been in a while in terms of top 4, top 6 etc.

    I’m not sure there’s even a best of the rest/7th mini league this year, too many under-performing/over-performing teams.

  • thehumangoomba
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:26am

    Well, the good news is we're at least avoiding the relegation zone for another week.

  • HyderabadifromHyd
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:38am

    Hey OP, why don't you post an Imgur album from next time? It will keep all the tables consolidated.

  • strawberrystation
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 11:53am

    Watford and Southampton are already suffering the fallout of their respective yeetings by us and Man City then. Both technically able to get out the bottom 3 this weekend, but their GD has them stuffed.

    I'm amazed that Norwich already have a worse GD than the Hornets, mind you. They're properly tanking after their early Pukki Party.

  • Dollarumma
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 1:21pm

    amazing how man u are still within top 5 range lmao

  • Xilthas
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 1:44pm

    We're going to need a win because we aren't getting one in the next 5 games after Norwich...

  • StraightShooter2019
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 1:54pm

    FC.

  • andy012345
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 4:10pm

    Some of these look wrong based on your legends, from what I can see for the teams on 15pts to go to #5 they would need a goal difference of +5, assuming they win their match and Sheffield vs Man Utd draw.

    So Burnley, Brighton, Crystal Palace and Newcastle are missing the goal difference swing marker.

  • thehumblebeast
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 6:56pm

    so you're saying there's a chance?

  • BobbyGurney
    0 points Nov 22,2019, 8:48am

    Sheffield are 5th?? Fucking hell I didn't know they were doing that well.

  • loveandmonsters
    -21 points Nov 22,2019, 6:34am

    Outgrown the league smh my head, petition to rename the sport liverball

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COMMENTS

  • NovemberBurnsMaroon
    121 points Nov 17,2019, 11:35am

    They were already the 4 play off teams, Luxembourg were eliminated before today's match.

  • otanerpt
    128 points Nov 17,2019, 11:35am

    Well Luxembourg losing didn't change anything as they couldn't qualify anyway, right?

  • recor777
    54 points Nov 17,2019, 11:53am

    This format gives incentive to mediocre teams (ehm,Greece for example) to suck badly in nations league for one season,be relegated to group D and have very solid chances of qualifying in the next Euro.

  • PeterG92
    39 points Nov 17,2019, 11:57am

    Kosovo should win this

  • ghtuy
    8 points Nov 17,2019, 1:28pm

    None of them have been to a final tournament before. My money's on Georgia.

  • ziki6154
    21 points Nov 17,2019, 11:38am

    Think Kosovo wins it

  • BackgroundPainting
    12 points Nov 17,2019, 11:33am
  • HelloMegaphone
    11 points Nov 17,2019, 12:29pm

    Kosovo in the Euros would be amazing!

  • Harlaw28
    5 points Nov 17,2019, 1:28pm

    This qualification playoffs are not in the spirit of completion. As a Scot even I think we have no right to be there on current form.

  • Jimmyjamjames
    3 points Nov 17,2019, 11:53am

    Kosovo should comfortably get out of that group.

  • BielsasArmy
    2 points Nov 17,2019, 4:24pm

    Come on Macedonia. Anyone who says they wouldn’t wanna see Alioski at the Euros is crazy

  • suobbis
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 2:33pm

    So Georgia is hosting this group then?

  • bigdongdanny
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 3:28pm

    goan my kosovar brothers

  • poem_of_ecstasy
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 4:17pm

    Shame, they were so unlucky against Ukraine and almost fought back against Serbia. That draw against Lithuania really cost them

  • ednorog
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 6:07pm

    It seems to me that these playoffs will be fantastically unpredictable.

  • St3rlinArch3r
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 7:42pm

    It's worth losing in nations league or at least using developing players because it makes qualifying easier

  • FriggingHecker
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 12:01pm

    Norway?

  • krvlover
    -26 points Nov 17,2019, 11:41am

    Ridiculous format. These teams have no business at the euro.

COMMENTS

  • NovemberBurnsMaroon
    121 points Nov 17,2019, 11:35am

    They were already the 4 play off teams, Luxembourg were eliminated before today's match.

  • otanerpt
    128 points Nov 17,2019, 11:35am

    Well Luxembourg losing didn't change anything as they couldn't qualify anyway, right?

  • recor777
    54 points Nov 17,2019, 11:53am

    This format gives incentive to mediocre teams (ehm,Greece for example) to suck badly in nations league for one season,be relegated to group D and have very solid chances of qualifying in the next Euro.

  • A_Wild_Ferrothorn
    161 points Nov 17,2019, 11:34am

    My money is on Kosovo.

  • PeterG92
    39 points Nov 17,2019, 11:57am

    Kosovo should win this

  • ghtuy
    8 points Nov 17,2019, 1:28pm

    None of them have been to a final tournament before. My money's on Georgia.

  • ziki6154
    21 points Nov 17,2019, 11:38am

    Think Kosovo wins it

  • BackgroundPainting
    12 points Nov 17,2019, 11:33am
  • HelloMegaphone
    11 points Nov 17,2019, 12:29pm

    Kosovo in the Euros would be amazing!

  • Harlaw28
    5 points Nov 17,2019, 1:28pm

    This qualification playoffs are not in the spirit of completion. As a Scot even I think we have no right to be there on current form.

  • Jimmyjamjames
    3 points Nov 17,2019, 11:53am

    Kosovo should comfortably get out of that group.

  • BielsasArmy
    2 points Nov 17,2019, 4:24pm

    Come on Macedonia. Anyone who says they wouldn’t wanna see Alioski at the Euros is crazy

  • suobbis
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 2:33pm

    So Georgia is hosting this group then?

  • bigdongdanny
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 3:28pm

    goan my kosovar brothers

  • poem_of_ecstasy
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 4:17pm

    Shame, they were so unlucky against Ukraine and almost fought back against Serbia. That draw against Lithuania really cost them

  • ednorog
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 6:07pm

    It seems to me that these playoffs will be fantastically unpredictable.

  • St3rlinArch3r
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 7:42pm

    It's worth losing in nations league or at least using developing players because it makes qualifying easier

  • FriggingHecker
    1 points Nov 17,2019, 12:01pm

    Norway?

  • krvlover
    -26 points Nov 17,2019, 11:41am

    Ridiculous format. These teams have no business at the euro.

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Sterling' statement on Instagram

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COMMENTS

  • yyzable
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Quick and diplomatic response.

  • dimple-damsel
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:40pm

    Hopefully this ends it. Hope he’s alright and I hope Gomez doesn’t get vilified if England lose their next game.

  • Charlie_M7
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:42pm

    Acting like Joe Gomez was involved as well? From all accounts it seems like he didn’t react at all to being provoked multiple times. Less of an apology which is what it should be and more of a statement.

  • MysticSlap
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    I don’t why but the term ‘we move’ always cringes me out. Fair play to them for sorting it out and putting their football first above everything else.

    We move.

  • Finch2090
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:42pm

    “This is why Sterling is captain material”

    Because he owns up to attempting to choke a teammate? laughing emoji spam

  • Travarelli
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Based on how the British tabloids move.

    Zero chance Rah.

  • SportsMasterGeneral
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:38pm

    Doesn't really seem like that big of a deal. People argue, people fight.

  • Namderm
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:43pm

    It’s quite sad if he’s overreacted after being memed on twitter.

  • preperprep
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:40pm

    You're lucky Brendan isn't England manager or youd be on the next plane home young man

  • aughox
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:41pm

    No apology or admitting he was in the wrong? Makes it sounds like Gomez is equally in the wrong, when all accounts say the opposite.

    I’m biased, obviously, but I’d rate It a 3/10 apology.

  • Chels42
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Good on him. Hope r/soccer moves on. Things happen. We all make poor judgement calls sometimes.

  • JazzyMcJazzJazz
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:35pm

    PR teams work fast these days

  • wakingdemons
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:37pm

    Fair enough, I'm sure Liverpool fans will be going on about it for the next 5 years though

  • Elementary_Penguin_
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:41pm

    I wish the fights during lunchtime at my school got this much attention in the school's paper. People would scream that a fight was happening but it was always over before you knew it. Never knowing what it was all about in the first place.

  • klwin360
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:43pm

    Was waiting for a "Suck yuh mada Joe." At the end...

  • llblyndll
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:44pm

    Fair enough, still funny though

  • daniel_silva2
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:35pm
  • McKloppNugget
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Did he have this saved and was this written before the incident occurred

  • giovanny2214
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:39pm

    How funny would it be if England doesn’t play one of their top players during the World Cup or any other big game bc of drama loool

  • ProMarcoMug
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:43pm

    Sterling :We move The Sun: No way, : RAHEEM STERLING DECLARES HE CAN MOVE PAST JOE GOMEZ

  • hunchovis
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:41pm

    Shout out Raheem man he gave it to Gomez on sight and then was man enough to squash the beef. My g

COMMENTS

  • yyzable
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Quick and diplomatic response.

  • dimple-damsel
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:40pm

    Hopefully this ends it. Hope he’s alright and I hope Gomez doesn’t get vilified if England lose their next game.

  • Charlie_M7
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:42pm

    Acting like Joe Gomez was involved as well? From all accounts it seems like he didn’t react at all to being provoked multiple times. Less of an apology which is what it should be and more of a statement.

  • JakeNutters
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Good for moving past things but that should have happened before he got himself dropped.

  • MysticSlap
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    I don’t why but the term ‘we move’ always cringes me out. Fair play to them for sorting it out and putting their football first above everything else.

    We move.

  • Finch2090
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:42pm

    “This is why Sterling is captain material”

    Because he owns up to attempting to choke a teammate? laughing emoji spam

  • Travarelli
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Based on how the British tabloids move.

    Zero chance Rah.

  • SportsMasterGeneral
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:38pm

    Doesn't really seem like that big of a deal. People argue, people fight.

  • Namderm
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:43pm

    It’s quite sad if he’s overreacted after being memed on twitter.

  • preperprep
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:40pm

    You're lucky Brendan isn't England manager or youd be on the next plane home young man

  • aughox
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:41pm

    No apology or admitting he was in the wrong? Makes it sounds like Gomez is equally in the wrong, when all accounts say the opposite.

    I’m biased, obviously, but I’d rate It a 3/10 apology.

  • Chels42
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Good on him. Hope r/soccer moves on. Things happen. We all make poor judgement calls sometimes.

  • JazzyMcJazzJazz
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:35pm

    PR teams work fast these days

  • wakingdemons
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:37pm

    Fair enough, I'm sure Liverpool fans will be going on about it for the next 5 years though

  • Elementary_Penguin_
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:41pm

    I wish the fights during lunchtime at my school got this much attention in the school's paper. People would scream that a fight was happening but it was always over before you knew it. Never knowing what it was all about in the first place.

  • klwin360
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:43pm

    Was waiting for a "Suck yuh mada Joe." At the end...

  • llblyndll
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:44pm

    Fair enough, still funny though

  • daniel_silva2
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:35pm
  • McKloppNugget
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:36pm

    Did he have this saved and was this written before the incident occurred

  • giovanny2214
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:39pm

    How funny would it be if England doesn’t play one of their top players during the World Cup or any other big game bc of drama loool

  • ProMarcoMug
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:43pm

    Sterling :We move The Sun: No way, : RAHEEM STERLING DECLARES HE CAN MOVE PAST JOE GOMEZ

  • hunchovis
    1 points Nov 11,2019, 7:41pm

    Shout out Raheem man he gave it to Gomez on sight and then was man enough to squash the beef. My g

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VAR check on David Abraham incident

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COMMENTS

  • AutoModerator
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:29pm

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  • pro_special
    245 points Nov 10,2019, 2:33pm

    that replay is fucking hilarious

  • BlackBilva
    324 points Nov 10,2019, 2:31pm

    WTF is he checking

  • Ballkenende
    36 points Nov 10,2019, 2:45pm

    The VAR check didn't end where this clip ended, he ended up giving a sub from Freiburg a red card after watching

  • royboom
    100 points Nov 10,2019, 2:32pm

    Good, check the mouth movement of Streich while he's falling. VAR is flawless in Germany confirmed.

  • 31_whgr
    18 points Nov 10,2019, 2:40pm

    I want that loop of him falling and getting hit and falling and getting hit to be replayed for eternity

  • RobbieWard123
    7 points Nov 10,2019, 2:32pm

    That’s hilarious.

  • MoSalamence
    5 points Nov 10,2019, 2:38pm

    VAR perfection!

  • tm1087
    41 points Nov 10,2019, 2:57pm

    Game has gone if that’s a red card.

    Back in my day, when a player intentionally shoulder charges a manager for no good reason, the manager just gets on with it.

    Can’t believe it.

  • P0RTSMOUTHFC
    11 points Nov 10,2019, 2:31pm

    Obvious dive

  • zi76
    2 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    We needed this.

  • FreedumbHS
    2 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    Damn near killed im

  • fredmerz
    2 points Nov 10,2019, 3:52pm

    lol. Post of the day.

  • yobhrata
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:35pm

    Lmao , the ref is enjoying it

  • goat1803
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:41pm

    It looks like when Sandberg pushed the Duke in "7 Days in Hell"

  • madca_t
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 3:04pm

    The reaction from the manager kills me

  • fuckwithbigsmoke
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 3:09pm

    Hahahaha

  • MyraHindleyAMA
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 3:11pm

    Can someone set this to music please?

  • Cuntblaster22
    -2 points Nov 10,2019, 2:35pm

    Deceptive. You can see Streich looking for contact in another angle.

  • daniel_silva2
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:47pm

    Needed to laugh a little. Tks.

  • aguer0
    0 points Nov 10,2019, 3:13pm

    What is that weird screen thing at the side of the pitch?

  • Juicepunch
    -4 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    He would probably have a harder time falling over when standing in the bus while not holding onto anything.

  • xxandl
    -25 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    Are you kidding me? A red card for that?

COMMENTS

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    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:29pm

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  • pro_special
    245 points Nov 10,2019, 2:33pm

    that replay is fucking hilarious

  • BlackBilva
    324 points Nov 10,2019, 2:31pm

    WTF is he checking

  • french_st
    77 points Nov 10,2019, 2:32pm

    Yeah gonna need some context please.

  • Ballkenende
    36 points Nov 10,2019, 2:45pm

    The VAR check didn't end where this clip ended, he ended up giving a sub from Freiburg a red card after watching

  • royboom
    100 points Nov 10,2019, 2:32pm

    Good, check the mouth movement of Streich while he's falling. VAR is flawless in Germany confirmed.

  • 31_whgr
    18 points Nov 10,2019, 2:40pm

    I want that loop of him falling and getting hit and falling and getting hit to be replayed for eternity

  • RobbieWard123
    7 points Nov 10,2019, 2:32pm

    That’s hilarious.

  • MoSalamence
    5 points Nov 10,2019, 2:38pm

    VAR perfection!

  • tm1087
    41 points Nov 10,2019, 2:57pm

    Game has gone if that’s a red card.

    Back in my day, when a player intentionally shoulder charges a manager for no good reason, the manager just gets on with it.

    Can’t believe it.

  • P0RTSMOUTHFC
    11 points Nov 10,2019, 2:31pm

    Obvious dive

  • zi76
    2 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    We needed this.

  • FreedumbHS
    2 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    Damn near killed im

  • fredmerz
    2 points Nov 10,2019, 3:52pm

    lol. Post of the day.

  • yobhrata
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:35pm

    Lmao , the ref is enjoying it

  • goat1803
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:41pm

    It looks like when Sandberg pushed the Duke in "7 Days in Hell"

  • madca_t
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 3:04pm

    The reaction from the manager kills me

  • fuckwithbigsmoke
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 3:09pm

    Hahahaha

  • MyraHindleyAMA
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 3:11pm

    Can someone set this to music please?

  • Cuntblaster22
    -2 points Nov 10,2019, 2:35pm

    Deceptive. You can see Streich looking for contact in another angle.

  • daniel_silva2
    1 points Nov 10,2019, 2:47pm

    Needed to laugh a little. Tks.

  • aguer0
    0 points Nov 10,2019, 3:13pm

    What is that weird screen thing at the side of the pitch?

  • Juicepunch
    -4 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    He would probably have a harder time falling over when standing in the bus while not holding onto anything.

  • xxandl
    -25 points Nov 10,2019, 2:34pm

    Are you kidding me? A red card for that?

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[Sky Sports] Jamie Vardy’s incredible conversion rate this season.

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COMMENTS

  • KulTiran
    528 points Nov 09,2019, 12:08pm

    And Leno has faced the most shots of any goalkeeper in the PL this season.

    This is gonna be a bloodbath.

  • JamieBevvers
    341 points Nov 09,2019, 12:10pm

    why is he standing like that

  • Patty040701
    68 points Nov 09,2019, 12:12pm

    He rarely misses a good chance, and if he does it’s usually a good save from the keeper

  • varro-reatinus
    47 points Nov 09,2019, 12:09pm

    chuckles I'm in danger...

  • saskiaclayton
    160 points Nov 09,2019, 12:10pm

    Pulisic more clinical than aubameyang😎👌

  • dusseldorf69
    12 points Nov 09,2019, 12:18pm

    any context for number of shots each has actually taken? minimum 15 shots seems incredibly low.

  • kotkaiser
    24 points Nov 09,2019, 12:15pm

    Cut out the Vardy part, find an awkward Pulisic pic and reap in that american karma

  • pintseeker
    18 points Nov 09,2019, 1:45pm

    You peanuts can talk shit all you want. He's also been on of the most unselfish strikers with some amazing passes leading to chances this season. Most of his shots have been composed and intelligent, if Vardy was on the right side of 25 Harry Kane would be sitting on the bench during England's next outing. Prove me wrong.

  • Sixaxis_
    26 points Nov 09,2019, 12:08pm

    Cheers son's crying

  • ednorog
    8 points Nov 09,2019, 2:17pm

    As someone who's been watching football since the early 90s, I don't remember such a sharp player since at least the times of Stoichkov in Barcelona.

  • Psychaz
    6 points Nov 09,2019, 12:13pm

    he's one of the best pure finishers in the world

  • theenigmacode
    30 points Nov 09,2019, 12:11pm

    That's top quality for you. Why are guys acting surprised? Hes finishing is of the top quality.

  • domalino
    10 points Nov 09,2019, 12:12pm

    Not sustainable long term, but he's on fire so far.

  • ungentrified_villain
    2 points Nov 09,2019, 12:12pm

    God help us

  • baeust4
    2 points Nov 09,2019, 2:27pm

    premier league best striker right now

  • NaamiNyree
    3 points Nov 09,2019, 12:20pm

    I would like to see his conversation stats from the title winning season, because I remember him scoring with nearly every shot, so this is definitely not something new

  • Biryani_Whisperer
    4 points Nov 09,2019, 12:16pm

    Wb his wife's conversion rate for churning out fake stories to The S*n?

  • AsylumForTheFeelings
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 4:13pm

    From fucking factory worker to this, GOAT

  • lichtie
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 4:28pm

    xG lol

  • MalaysianOfficial_1
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 7:18pm

    I'm glad he stayed with Leicester, he could have moved to a 'bigger' club, where he might not have been first choice or would have had to fight for his place, who knows what might have happened to him had he moved.

  • BlackLancer
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 7:36pm

    Vardy most underrated and should stay on the underrated team!!

    PRayers he stays above 30% through the season would still be amazing with all the link up play hes doing!

  • UrbulGroOrkulg
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 5:51pm

    How have three of them got a conversion rate of bang on 26.3?

COMMENTS

  • KulTiran
    528 points Nov 09,2019, 12:08pm

    And Leno has faced the most shots of any goalkeeper in the PL this season.

    This is gonna be a bloodbath.

  • JamieBevvers
    341 points Nov 09,2019, 12:10pm

    why is he standing like that

  • Patty040701
    68 points Nov 09,2019, 12:12pm

    He rarely misses a good chance, and if he does it’s usually a good save from the keeper

  • 69DirtyDog69
    67 points Nov 09,2019, 1:54pm

    As I’m writing “that’s unsustainable over a season,” Vardy scores.

  • varro-reatinus
    47 points Nov 09,2019, 12:09pm

    chuckles I'm in danger...

  • saskiaclayton
    160 points Nov 09,2019, 12:10pm

    Pulisic more clinical than aubameyang😎👌

  • dusseldorf69
    12 points Nov 09,2019, 12:18pm

    any context for number of shots each has actually taken? minimum 15 shots seems incredibly low.

  • kotkaiser
    24 points Nov 09,2019, 12:15pm

    Cut out the Vardy part, find an awkward Pulisic pic and reap in that american karma

  • pintseeker
    18 points Nov 09,2019, 1:45pm

    You peanuts can talk shit all you want. He's also been on of the most unselfish strikers with some amazing passes leading to chances this season. Most of his shots have been composed and intelligent, if Vardy was on the right side of 25 Harry Kane would be sitting on the bench during England's next outing. Prove me wrong.

  • Sixaxis_
    26 points Nov 09,2019, 12:08pm

    Cheers son's crying

  • ednorog
    8 points Nov 09,2019, 2:17pm

    As someone who's been watching football since the early 90s, I don't remember such a sharp player since at least the times of Stoichkov in Barcelona.

  • Psychaz
    6 points Nov 09,2019, 12:13pm

    he's one of the best pure finishers in the world

  • theenigmacode
    30 points Nov 09,2019, 12:11pm

    That's top quality for you. Why are guys acting surprised? Hes finishing is of the top quality.

  • domalino
    10 points Nov 09,2019, 12:12pm

    Not sustainable long term, but he's on fire so far.

  • ungentrified_villain
    2 points Nov 09,2019, 12:12pm

    God help us

  • baeust4
    2 points Nov 09,2019, 2:27pm

    premier league best striker right now

  • NaamiNyree
    3 points Nov 09,2019, 12:20pm

    I would like to see his conversation stats from the title winning season, because I remember him scoring with nearly every shot, so this is definitely not something new

  • Biryani_Whisperer
    4 points Nov 09,2019, 12:16pm

    Wb his wife's conversion rate for churning out fake stories to The S*n?

  • AsylumForTheFeelings
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 4:13pm

    From fucking factory worker to this, GOAT

  • lichtie
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 4:28pm

    xG lol

  • MalaysianOfficial_1
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 7:18pm

    I'm glad he stayed with Leicester, he could have moved to a 'bigger' club, where he might not have been first choice or would have had to fight for his place, who knows what might have happened to him had he moved.

  • BlackLancer
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 7:36pm

    Vardy most underrated and should stay on the underrated team!!

    PRayers he stays above 30% through the season would still be amazing with all the link up play hes doing!

  • UrbulGroOrkulg
    1 points Nov 09,2019, 5:51pm

    How have three of them got a conversion rate of bang on 26.3?

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How the 2019/20 Premier League table could change in gameweek 12 (other leagues in comments).

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COMMENTS

  • Alpha_Jazz
    404 points Nov 08,2019, 4:30am

    Holy shit we could go 18th

  • our-year-every-year
    301 points Nov 08,2019, 5:46am

    Christ imagine City going 4th

  • kappa23
    215 points Nov 08,2019, 4:56am

    Didn't realise that Leicester and Chelsea were that close to City

  • CleoFlorence
    27 points Nov 08,2019, 6:29am

    We're so fucking bad just fucking end me

  • phigo50
    90 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • _cumblast_
    312 points Nov 08,2019, 4:40am

    Don't care about City and Liverpool tbh i just hope Leicester gets 2nd ;)

  • phigo50
    45 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am
  • phigo50
    40 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am
  • phigo50
    38 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • phigo50
    36 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • Phil-E-Buster
    21 points Nov 08,2019, 5:06am

    1st playing 2nd17th playing 18th19th playing 20th

    Should be a fun weekend

  • phigo50
    29 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • danwhite89
    9 points Nov 08,2019, 7:06am

    Can't believe despite how colossally shit we are we've managed to open a four point gap on the relegation places

  • CarntheReds
    31 points Nov 08,2019, 4:39am

    Wow City can drop to 4th and with hard games to come up by new year they could stay around that position....

  • roryking97
    10 points Nov 08,2019, 7:06am

    Find it absolutely mental that there’s a relatively high chance we’re second by the November international break. Considering how many people wrote us off pre season it really shows how impressive we’ve been this season

  • phigo50
    13 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am

    Previous 5 Premier League gameweeks: 7 8 9 10 11

  • banterking21
    6 points Nov 08,2019, 5:32am

    cool viz, which software/tool do you make this with?

  • phigo50
    18 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am
  • ShowtimeCA
    4 points Nov 08,2019, 5:46am

    Love all the work you're doing. Think you could put them all in 1 megathread and the mods might sticky them :)

    Also think you could do the Belgian league too?

  • Willjayjay
    6 points Nov 08,2019, 7:06am

    The fact we could go 9th and we’re STILL going to be consistently flirting with relegation.. That’s a tight tight table bois

  • davidweman
    12 points Nov 08,2019, 5:25am

    Only 4/10 foreign managers in the top half of the table in gameweek 11, wonder the last time that happened? Or even 3/6 in the top 6?

    6/10 in the bottom half.

  • jonwinslol
    9 points Nov 08,2019, 5:29am

    how is Arsenal 5th lmao

  • t1t2t3t4t5t6t7
    7 points Nov 08,2019, 4:38am

    fuck me

  • simwe985
    4 points Nov 08,2019, 5:34am

    I can't believe I am sitting here thinking about how our defence should be better than Newcastles offence, and that we should be able to end up in 5th place, should Leicester and Spurs do their thing.

    Edit: just remembered it's Spurs...

  • Sarkon__McHawk
    5 points Nov 08,2019, 6:42am

    It's so... so tight😩😩🍆💦

  • qwertygasm
    5 points Nov 08,2019, 8:21am

    Typical. Top 4 way ahead of the rest smh my head.

  • ilaughallthetime
    3 points Nov 08,2019, 7:53am

    Love that Manchester United could be sitting at 17th by the end of this weekend

  • Mit3210
    6 points Nov 08,2019, 6:39am

    Why are 5th and 6th marked as Europa League? Only 5th is a guaranteed EL spot.

  • M_H_AFC
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 7:24am

    Good to know that Arsenal will still be in the top half of the table come Sunday

  • Dandan217
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 7:37am

    Haha, there's a dick shape of draws in the Bottom 3's recent form.

    Why the fuck did I notice that.

  • bigdongdanny
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 8:52am

    it’s nice up here, could get used to it

  • tocotronicon
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 10:08am

    so worst case scenario for arsenal is dropping to 9th? honestly, the way my arsenal fan bf is moaning you'd think they were in a relegation battle.

  • nexetpl
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 11:20am

    CITY AT 4TH OR WE RIOT

  • whudduppp
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 6:26am

    The only way forward is back

  • TheRockButWorst
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:38am

    Incredible work! Very beautiful and descriptive. I'll be eager for more

  • TheRockButWorst
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:47am

    Can you elaborate on what Impossible because of other matches means?

  • nawanawa
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:49am

    Could you also do Russian Premier Liga? Thanks!

  • ChlckenChaser
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 9:09am

    over the last 5 games, the bottom 8 teams have won 6 games between them. That seems crazy.

    Chelsea have won as many games in their last 5 matches as the bottom 6 teams combined in the same time.

    The bottom 8 teams are really doing a good job of being shit this season.

  • TheBlueCactuar
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 9:19am

    A lot of potential 6 pointers this week. 1v2 3v5 17v18 19v20, near enough the whole program split as top half matches & bottom half matches

  • FuhhCough
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 9:56am

    Wish Bournemouth had some fans we could talk shit with tbh

  • Liverpupu
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 11:21am

    I don’t know how complex the model is but would that be possible to make an after-3-rounds or after-5-rounds version?

  • ciakmoi
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 11:56am

    wow wolves unbeaten at the last 5 games

  • SerTahu
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 6:14pm

    Hey /u/phigo50, how do you go about making these? Do you manually work out the potential combinations of results, or do you have you got a script that calculates it for you? I'm kinda interested in doing something similar for /r/Aleague

  • eccentricgoose
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 6:30am

    Most Premier League sides: I could make big gains this weekend. Man City and Arsenal: hold my beer.

  • qindarka
    -3 points Nov 08,2019, 4:48am

    So nice to have a buffer. Of course, it's going to be chipped away pretty soon after a guaranteed defeat at the Etihad.

  • Lucly23
    -1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:56am
  • Mukkojoe
    -3 points Nov 08,2019, 8:37am

    You've got too much time.. but neat!

COMMENTS

  • Alpha_Jazz
    404 points Nov 08,2019, 4:30am

    Holy shit we could go 18th

  • our-year-every-year
    301 points Nov 08,2019, 5:46am

    Christ imagine City going 4th

  • kappa23
    215 points Nov 08,2019, 4:56am

    Didn't realise that Leicester and Chelsea were that close to City

  • Untold_Fear
    58 points Nov 08,2019, 6:02am

    Huh, didn’t realise Chelsea are the most inform team for prem results, guess losing to united made me forget the run they’ve been on.

  • CleoFlorence
    27 points Nov 08,2019, 6:29am

    We're so fucking bad just fucking end me

  • phigo50
    90 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • _cumblast_
    312 points Nov 08,2019, 4:40am

    Don't care about City and Liverpool tbh i just hope Leicester gets 2nd ;)

  • phigo50
    45 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am
  • phigo50
    40 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am
  • phigo50
    38 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • phigo50
    36 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • Phil-E-Buster
    21 points Nov 08,2019, 5:06am

    1st playing 2nd17th playing 18th19th playing 20th

    Should be a fun weekend

  • phigo50
    29 points Nov 08,2019, 4:29am
  • danwhite89
    9 points Nov 08,2019, 7:06am

    Can't believe despite how colossally shit we are we've managed to open a four point gap on the relegation places

  • CarntheReds
    31 points Nov 08,2019, 4:39am

    Wow City can drop to 4th and with hard games to come up by new year they could stay around that position....

  • roryking97
    10 points Nov 08,2019, 7:06am

    Find it absolutely mental that there’s a relatively high chance we’re second by the November international break. Considering how many people wrote us off pre season it really shows how impressive we’ve been this season

  • phigo50
    13 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am

    Previous 5 Premier League gameweeks: 7 8 9 10 11

  • banterking21
    6 points Nov 08,2019, 5:32am

    cool viz, which software/tool do you make this with?

  • phigo50
    18 points Nov 08,2019, 4:28am
  • ShowtimeCA
    4 points Nov 08,2019, 5:46am

    Love all the work you're doing. Think you could put them all in 1 megathread and the mods might sticky them :)

    Also think you could do the Belgian league too?

  • Willjayjay
    6 points Nov 08,2019, 7:06am

    The fact we could go 9th and we’re STILL going to be consistently flirting with relegation.. That’s a tight tight table bois

  • davidweman
    12 points Nov 08,2019, 5:25am

    Only 4/10 foreign managers in the top half of the table in gameweek 11, wonder the last time that happened? Or even 3/6 in the top 6?

    6/10 in the bottom half.

  • jonwinslol
    9 points Nov 08,2019, 5:29am

    how is Arsenal 5th lmao

  • t1t2t3t4t5t6t7
    7 points Nov 08,2019, 4:38am

    fuck me

  • simwe985
    4 points Nov 08,2019, 5:34am

    I can't believe I am sitting here thinking about how our defence should be better than Newcastles offence, and that we should be able to end up in 5th place, should Leicester and Spurs do their thing.

    Edit: just remembered it's Spurs...

  • Sarkon__McHawk
    5 points Nov 08,2019, 6:42am

    It's so... so tight😩😩🍆💦

  • qwertygasm
    5 points Nov 08,2019, 8:21am

    Typical. Top 4 way ahead of the rest smh my head.

  • ilaughallthetime
    3 points Nov 08,2019, 7:53am

    Love that Manchester United could be sitting at 17th by the end of this weekend

  • Mit3210
    6 points Nov 08,2019, 6:39am

    Why are 5th and 6th marked as Europa League? Only 5th is a guaranteed EL spot.

  • M_H_AFC
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 7:24am

    Good to know that Arsenal will still be in the top half of the table come Sunday

  • Dandan217
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 7:37am

    Haha, there's a dick shape of draws in the Bottom 3's recent form.

    Why the fuck did I notice that.

  • bigdongdanny
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 8:52am

    it’s nice up here, could get used to it

  • tocotronicon
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 10:08am

    so worst case scenario for arsenal is dropping to 9th? honestly, the way my arsenal fan bf is moaning you'd think they were in a relegation battle.

  • nexetpl
    2 points Nov 08,2019, 11:20am

    CITY AT 4TH OR WE RIOT

  • whudduppp
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 6:26am

    The only way forward is back

  • TheRockButWorst
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:38am

    Incredible work! Very beautiful and descriptive. I'll be eager for more

  • TheRockButWorst
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:47am

    Can you elaborate on what Impossible because of other matches means?

  • nawanawa
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:49am

    Could you also do Russian Premier Liga? Thanks!

  • ChlckenChaser
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 9:09am

    over the last 5 games, the bottom 8 teams have won 6 games between them. That seems crazy.

    Chelsea have won as many games in their last 5 matches as the bottom 6 teams combined in the same time.

    The bottom 8 teams are really doing a good job of being shit this season.

  • TheBlueCactuar
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 9:19am

    A lot of potential 6 pointers this week. 1v2 3v5 17v18 19v20, near enough the whole program split as top half matches & bottom half matches

  • FuhhCough
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 9:56am

    Wish Bournemouth had some fans we could talk shit with tbh

  • Liverpupu
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 11:21am

    I don’t know how complex the model is but would that be possible to make an after-3-rounds or after-5-rounds version?

  • ciakmoi
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 11:56am

    wow wolves unbeaten at the last 5 games

  • SerTahu
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 6:14pm

    Hey /u/phigo50, how do you go about making these? Do you manually work out the potential combinations of results, or do you have you got a script that calculates it for you? I'm kinda interested in doing something similar for /r/Aleague

  • eccentricgoose
    1 points Nov 08,2019, 6:30am

    Most Premier League sides: I could make big gains this weekend. Man City and Arsenal: hold my beer.

  • qindarka
    -3 points Nov 08,2019, 4:48am

    So nice to have a buffer. Of course, it's going to be chipped away pretty soon after a guaranteed defeat at the Etihad.

  • Lucly23
    -1 points Nov 08,2019, 7:56am
  • Mukkojoe
    -3 points Nov 08,2019, 8:37am

    You've got too much time.. but neat!