Damn, that's awesome!
Dead Thrall?
In his butt pussy
Wait. That's illegal.
oh shit oh fuck
In his butt pussy
Wait. That's illegal.
oh shit oh fuck
I remember back when I unlocked that skill to pickpocket people of their equipped items for the first time, lol. I spent half an hour sneaking around and undressing everybody in Riften, immaturely snickering to myself like an 8 year old boy.
Pickpocket is always the first skill I get to 100 without even trying because I’m a filthy milk drinking khajit thief and it’s now a personal tradition to strip Nazeem and parade him to dragonsreach while I bang a shame bell behind him
I remember back when I unlocked that skill to pickpocket people of their equipped items for the first time, lol. I spent half an hour sneaking around and undressing everybody in Riften, immaturely snickering to myself like an 8 year old boy.
Pickpocket is always the first skill I get to 100 without even trying because I’m a filthy milk drinking khajit thief and it’s now a personal tradition to strip Nazeem and parade him to dragonsreach while I bang a shame bell behind him
After this post, he divorced his wife of many years. When asked why, he replied, "because she's a dunmer lover!"
Have a good session, my friend. Even though you’re a stormcloak traitor :P
My brain needs more caffeine because I read that as DANK elf, not DARK elf. Have fun!
I spent more time deciding to be stormcloak or imperial on my first playthrough than I spent picking a college. Same when I was a werewolf and was offered to become a vampire the first time.
The Dunmer have no love for the Empire.
Wait that's illegal
For Ulfric!
The Stormcloaks are so racist they allow Dark Elves to join them with the same exact entrance requirements as anyone else. What a crime!
A dark elf from Skyrim with a modern British name. Legit as fuck brother
After this post, he divorced his wife of many years. When asked why, he replied, "because she's a dunmer lover!"
Have a good session, my friend. Even though you’re a stormcloak traitor :P
My brain needs more caffeine because I read that as DANK elf, not DARK elf. Have fun!
Hahaha! This got me good! I love Chappelle!
I spent more time deciding to be stormcloak or imperial on my first playthrough than I spent picking a college. Same when I was a werewolf and was offered to become a vampire the first time.
The Dunmer have no love for the Empire.
Wait that's illegal
For Ulfric!
The Stormcloaks are so racist they allow Dark Elves to join them with the same exact entrance requirements as anyone else. What a crime!
A dark elf from Skyrim with a modern British name. Legit as fuck brother
Nice!
He played one hour a year annually since the birth of Jesus Christ
Nice!
He played one hour a year annually since the birth of Jesus Christ
That's beautiful! I like a woman with her head on her shoulders. No arms needed
Another unrealistic standard for women.
Skyrim, Thalidomide Edition.
Getting flashbacks to "Extreme Body Sliders"
Time to watch that video for the hundredth time.
Mega salamence
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
Wait, does that mean you can lift your hands in the Helgen sequence, they're just invisible? They aren't actually bound?
What's the combo for opening the literal gate to hell?
Been a long time since I've seen that one.
There is one intro glitch I perform on every game that starts in Helgen, and it requires only that you have Campfire mod:
do the regular thing
create character
when you're walking to the row of prisoners, press your hotkey for Build Firepit, which will make the game allow you to place it, but you can't (hands are bound)
after you're lowered and Alduin "rescues" you, you are completely unbound and can act normally
BUT
Also, this is worth only for getting full suits of Imperial gear from the dead guards (useful for RP purposes though as you can get a suit while following Hadvar), since attacking Alduin at this time doesn't increase any skill. Go attack Ralof or Hadvar if you want to cheese the leveling.
How come Ulfric doesn't have his ball gag?
Nope.
this is my ideal woman 10/10
That's beautiful! I like a woman with her head on her shoulders. No arms needed
Another unrealistic standard for women.
Skyrim, Thalidomide Edition.
Makes the executioners job easier.
Getting flashbacks to "Extreme Body Sliders"
Time to watch that video for the hundredth time.
Mega salamence
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
Wait, does that mean you can lift your hands in the Helgen sequence, they're just invisible? They aren't actually bound?
What's the combo for opening the literal gate to hell?
Been a long time since I've seen that one.
There is one intro glitch I perform on every game that starts in Helgen, and it requires only that you have Campfire mod:
do the regular thing
create character
when you're walking to the row of prisoners, press your hotkey for Build Firepit, which will make the game allow you to place it, but you can't (hands are bound)
after you're lowered and Alduin "rescues" you, you are completely unbound and can act normally
BUT
Also, this is worth only for getting full suits of Imperial gear from the dead guards (useful for RP purposes though as you can get a suit while following Hadvar), since attacking Alduin at this time doesn't increase any skill. Go attack Ralof or Hadvar if you want to cheese the leveling.
How come Ulfric doesn't have his ball gag?
Nope.
this is my ideal woman 10/10
She’s a keeper.
I'd like to find me a woman who loves Skyrim this much.
She’s a keeper.
I'd like to find me a woman who loves Skyrim this much.
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