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Alduin’s Doom main menu mod

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  • geoffsykes
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:43pm

    Damn, that's awesome!

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  • geoffsykes
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:43pm

    Damn, that's awesome!

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Galmar isn’t enjoying his vacation

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  • JonJonJonnyBoy
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:38pm

    Dead Thrall?

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  • JonJonJonnyBoy
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:38pm

    Dead Thrall?

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Talvas... Where did he touch you...

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  • GravyBanzee777
    11 points Feb 17,2019, 3:15pm

    In his butt pussy

  • lilemchan
    5 points Feb 17,2019, 3:18pm

    Wait. That's illegal.

  • helpmeimstuckinaname
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 5:25pm

    oh shit oh fuck

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  • GravyBanzee777
    11 points Feb 17,2019, 3:15pm

    In his butt pussy

  • lilemchan
    5 points Feb 17,2019, 3:18pm

    Wait. That's illegal.

  • helpmeimstuckinaname
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 5:25pm

    oh shit oh fuck

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After being in black reach all day

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Pickpocketing at 100? Everybody get naked.

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  • Revenant_XV
    7 points Feb 15,2019, 1:39am

    I remember back when I unlocked that skill to pickpocket people of their equipped items for the first time, lol. I spent half an hour sneaking around and undressing everybody in Riften, immaturely snickering to myself like an 8 year old boy.

  • mansonfamily
    6 points Feb 15,2019, 4:17am

    Pickpocket is always the first skill I get to 100 without even trying because I’m a filthy milk drinking khajit thief and it’s now a personal tradition to strip Nazeem and parade him to dragonsreach while I bang a shame bell behind him

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  • Revenant_XV
    7 points Feb 15,2019, 1:39am

    I remember back when I unlocked that skill to pickpocket people of their equipped items for the first time, lol. I spent half an hour sneaking around and undressing everybody in Riften, immaturely snickering to myself like an 8 year old boy.

  • mansonfamily
    6 points Feb 15,2019, 4:17am

    Pickpocket is always the first skill I get to 100 without even trying because I’m a filthy milk drinking khajit thief and it’s now a personal tradition to strip Nazeem and parade him to dragonsreach while I bang a shame bell behind him

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Festus said not to draw attention to yourself. Act normal, Dragonborn. "Hey uh, mmm...is that apple I taste?" Shit.

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Dark elf playthrough

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  • benadrylpill
    18 points Feb 15,2019, 8:09am

    After this post, he divorced his wife of many years. When asked why, he replied, "because she's a dunmer lover!"

  • pinguscout
    9 points Feb 15,2019, 4:35am

    Have a good session, my friend. Even though you’re a stormcloak traitor :P

  • TheLadyHestia
    3 points Feb 15,2019, 11:08am

    My brain needs more caffeine because I read that as DANK elf, not DARK elf. Have fun!

  • InTooDeepButICanSwim
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 10:17am

    I spent more time deciding to be stormcloak or imperial on my first playthrough than I spent picking a college. Same when I was a werewolf and was offered to become a vampire the first time.

  • TheLastTootsie
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 11:07am

    The Dunmer have no love for the Empire.

  • random6849
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 6:13pm

    Wait that's illegal

  • Rartord
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 8:55am

    For Ulfric!

  • Geogatherion
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 8:23am

    The Stormcloaks are so racist they allow Dark Elves to join them with the same exact entrance requirements as anyone else. What a crime!

  • Darksideof2m0on
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 3:31pm

    A dark elf from Skyrim with a modern British name. Legit as fuck brother

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  • benadrylpill
    18 points Feb 15,2019, 8:09am

    After this post, he divorced his wife of many years. When asked why, he replied, "because she's a dunmer lover!"

  • pinguscout
    9 points Feb 15,2019, 4:35am

    Have a good session, my friend. Even though you’re a stormcloak traitor :P

  • TheLadyHestia
    3 points Feb 15,2019, 11:08am

    My brain needs more caffeine because I read that as DANK elf, not DARK elf. Have fun!

  • ravenwolf21
    4 points Feb 15,2019, 4:45am

    Hahaha! This got me good! I love Chappelle!

  • InTooDeepButICanSwim
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 10:17am

    I spent more time deciding to be stormcloak or imperial on my first playthrough than I spent picking a college. Same when I was a werewolf and was offered to become a vampire the first time.

  • TheLastTootsie
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 11:07am

    The Dunmer have no love for the Empire.

  • random6849
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 6:13pm

    Wait that's illegal

  • Rartord
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 8:55am

    For Ulfric!

  • Geogatherion
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 8:23am

    The Stormcloaks are so racist they allow Dark Elves to join them with the same exact entrance requirements as anyone else. What a crime!

  • Darksideof2m0on
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 3:31pm

    A dark elf from Skyrim with a modern British name. Legit as fuck brother

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I wanted to commemorate this moment before I dive back in to pad the numbers

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  • MetaSpedo
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 6:59pm

    Nice!

  • Colonel-Cornhole
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 7:12pm

    He played one hour a year annually since the birth of Jesus Christ

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  • MetaSpedo
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 6:59pm

    Nice!

  • Colonel-Cornhole
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 7:12pm

    He played one hour a year annually since the birth of Jesus Christ

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Glitched out and was in third-person for the Helgen sequence. What an abomination

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  • Geronimo53
    30 points Feb 15,2019, 10:47am

    That's beautiful! I like a woman with her head on her shoulders. No arms needed

  • Aetol
    21 points Feb 15,2019, 12:53pm

    Another unrealistic standard for women.

  • AyyBasha07
    13 points Feb 15,2019, 10:42am

    Skyrim, Thalidomide Edition.

  • TheLastGiant
    7 points Feb 15,2019, 10:50am

    Getting flashbacks to "Extreme Body Sliders"

    Time to watch that video for the hundredth time.

  • szimon99
    4 points Feb 15,2019, 1:02pm

    Mega salamence

  • FlusteredKelso
    3 points Feb 15,2019, 2:33pm

    PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

  • Kleisterkuchen
    3 points Feb 15,2019, 2:26pm

    Wait, does that mean you can lift your hands in the Helgen sequence, they're just invisible? They aren't actually bound?

  • DragonMasterBrady
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 11:27am

    What's the combo for opening the literal gate to hell?

  • 21mauricio21
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 2:24pm

    Been a long time since I've seen that one.

    There is one intro glitch I perform on every game that starts in Helgen, and it requires only that you have Campfire mod:

    • do the regular thing

    • create character

    • when you're walking to the row of prisoners, press your hotkey for Build Firepit, which will make the game allow you to place it, but you can't (hands are bound)

    • after you're lowered and Alduin "rescues" you, you are completely unbound and can act normally

    BUT

    • I do not advise you go on third person camera when entering the keep, that will screw the game up at random.

    Also, this is worth only for getting full suits of Imperial gear from the dead guards (useful for RP purposes though as you can get a suit while following Hadvar), since attacking Alduin at this time doesn't increase any skill. Go attack Ralof or Hadvar if you want to cheese the leveling.

  • mlmack
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 4:32pm

    How come Ulfric doesn't have his ball gag?

  • Dedoria
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 6:27pm

    Nope.

  • toddbless
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 7:43pm

    this is my ideal woman 10/10

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  • Geronimo53
    30 points Feb 15,2019, 10:47am

    That's beautiful! I like a woman with her head on her shoulders. No arms needed

  • Aetol
    21 points Feb 15,2019, 12:53pm

    Another unrealistic standard for women.

  • AyyBasha07
    13 points Feb 15,2019, 10:42am

    Skyrim, Thalidomide Edition.

  • Frightenstein
    14 points Feb 15,2019, 11:22am

    Makes the executioners job easier.

  • TheLastGiant
    7 points Feb 15,2019, 10:50am

    Getting flashbacks to "Extreme Body Sliders"

    Time to watch that video for the hundredth time.

  • szimon99
    4 points Feb 15,2019, 1:02pm

    Mega salamence

  • FlusteredKelso
    3 points Feb 15,2019, 2:33pm

    PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

  • Kleisterkuchen
    3 points Feb 15,2019, 2:26pm

    Wait, does that mean you can lift your hands in the Helgen sequence, they're just invisible? They aren't actually bound?

  • DragonMasterBrady
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 11:27am

    What's the combo for opening the literal gate to hell?

  • 21mauricio21
    2 points Feb 15,2019, 2:24pm

    Been a long time since I've seen that one.

    There is one intro glitch I perform on every game that starts in Helgen, and it requires only that you have Campfire mod:

    • do the regular thing

    • create character

    • when you're walking to the row of prisoners, press your hotkey for Build Firepit, which will make the game allow you to place it, but you can't (hands are bound)

    • after you're lowered and Alduin "rescues" you, you are completely unbound and can act normally

    BUT

    • I do not advise you go on third person camera when entering the keep, that will screw the game up at random.

    Also, this is worth only for getting full suits of Imperial gear from the dead guards (useful for RP purposes though as you can get a suit while following Hadvar), since attacking Alduin at this time doesn't increase any skill. Go attack Ralof or Hadvar if you want to cheese the leveling.

  • mlmack
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 4:32pm

    How come Ulfric doesn't have his ball gag?

  • Dedoria
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 6:27pm

    Nope.

  • toddbless
    1 points Feb 15,2019, 7:43pm

    this is my ideal woman 10/10

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Clever cards the GF made me for Valentine's day!

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  • thatguyinNYC
    3 points Feb 14,2019, 6:27pm

    She’s a keeper.

  • tolkienblackdude
    2 points Feb 14,2019, 6:57pm

    I'd like to find me a woman who loves Skyrim this much.

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  • thatguyinNYC
    3 points Feb 14,2019, 6:27pm

    She’s a keeper.

  • tolkienblackdude
    2 points Feb 14,2019, 6:57pm

    I'd like to find me a woman who loves Skyrim this much.