2002 - Old Man Yells at Cloud
2019 - Young Girl Yells at Sun
"Shut up about the sun!"
My alltime Simpsons quote: "Ever since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."
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Your daughter would like living in Minnesota, we only have sunlight 6 months out of the year
"YOU BRIGHT ASS BASTARD, YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME!"
Bet she's not a morning person.
At home drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With her on top
Yelling at the sun
Arms raised in a V...
...And the dead lay
In pools of maroon below
The yellow face, it burns us!
Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!
She should join forces with Buzz Aldrin.
The sun is a deadly laser
Get one of her yelling at the damnable wind too please?
"God. Why is it so freaking BRIGHT!!!"
I love the sun but this is how I feel when I finally get outside after being holed up in the office all day.
Can your daughter and I be friends? I also hate the sun
She may be on to something. After all, the sun will destroy this planet eventually...
The night time is the right time! The night time is the right time!
Long live the Beast
Your daughter is half vampire
This is so cute omg
Ah, a true Seattleite
I'd say she's pretty damn close to going super saiyan.
Have fun with that little vampire. Wear garlic.
In other news…
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
Do you even worship the sun bro?
This picture is my spirit animal
Surprised she didn't draw herself with ginger hair
Who loves the sun? Who cares if it makes rainbows
Same as me.
Black hole sun, won't you come?
But is it Big Enough?
Could be Cone-rod Dystrophy. Get it checked out
This kid is going places
My daughter told me she's allergic because looking at the sun makes her sneeze.
She’s gotta clap back at her apex predator.
Russell, he's the leader-guy of the cult, he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something.
Three Weeks Later
"The night time is the right time! The night time is the right time!"
Songs To Scream At The Sun
Me after /r/skincareaddiction
How old is she? That facial expression animation is pretty impressive.
When I was a kid, I quickly changed my mind when I found out the sun is the source of life.
This is not remotely interesting content. Please keep this shit on Facebook.
Move to Pittsburgh.
Your daughter is woke about that time when Day Broke.
Lemon Yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
The dead in pools of maroon below
I think your daughter hates the sun and YOU drew a picture of her yelling at it.
You need to teach her about the glory of the sun. If only we could be so grossly incandescent.
\ [T] / Praise the Sun! \ [T] /
I think i found a picture of OP's daughter
Remind her of all the monsters that exist in the dark
My son used to scream, 'my eyes, my eyes' when it was sunny. He loved going to bed with the light off in pitch dark and I was pretty sure I had a vampire toddler. He's gotten over it now and developed into a standard child; screams if the light isn't on because of the monsters and likes the sun because it means beach days etc.
You should let her know if it wasn't for the sun we'd all be dead! =D
She is very talented. Message is very clear.
My 5yo daughter also doesn't like the sun. I've only recently learned why. When we drive in the car, she is regularly directly exposed directly to the sun and, being seated in a 5-anchored children seat, really can't shift her body to avoid this exposition. Most of the time, I'm able to help her by putting something in the window or giving her sunglasses. But when I can't, she gets grumpy and says things like "I hate the sun". Maybe the same is true with OP's daughter.
Who loves the sun?
“I HATE YOU SUNNNN!!!”
Ahh she’ll be a great redditor
This speaks to me.
I'm a ginger.
As someone who praises the Sun, this is disappointing to me.
Can we stop putting this facebook shit on /r/pics? This is literally just a kids drawing. No one cares.
This. Is. Hilarious!
show her this :)
Make her watch Danny Boyle's 'Sunshine'(2007). I am not sure about the age ratings though
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU SUN, WE WOULDN'T HAVE GLOBAL WARMING!!
What's her opinion of Sunday?
Lemme guess, she got sunburned?
As a pale ginger, I feel her pain.
"Stop that! Stop that! Go on! Go away! Clear off!"
This is me after spending a few hours in a dark dingy bar then walking outside to a sunny day with snow on the ground
I regret Nothiiiiinnngg!
Inside good. Outside bad.
Send her up north, after months of darkness, frigid temperatures, being buried in snow, and feelings that God has abandoned us all, she'll be praising that gloriously incandescent Sun.
Your daughter wins the internet.
Your daughter is going places.
This kid is going places
There's a song by Sheep, Dog & Wolf called "Glare" with the lyrics:
There's a fire,
It's burning across the whole damn sky,
That's why I never go outside,
I hide unless I go blind.
Am I the one one who sees,
A burning ball of malice that knows
just the way to break me down.
The sun hates me!
Never go outside,
I hide from the light
Until it's night-time.
(Music video has a nude man, fyi)
If she ever has a little brother it will be pretty normal for her to yell at that son as well.
I hope you guys live in Portland. I love this.
Ok, doesn't look like anyone else asked: why does she hate the sun?
I like your daughter abd her drawing style!
I know someone else who hates the sun
Frame that shit - that's fantastic!
Where were you when Dorathy the Sun-Killer was born?
Bet she’ll love it after a day in Mother Russia
Shut the up fuck sun
I am the same. Much prefer the cloudy rainy weather. I hate living in San Diego.
Save that for the therapist
Shut up about the sun! Shut. Up. About. THE SUN
Now is the time, we need Mighty Ducks 4: Beer League to become a thing.
Those jersey designs are still the best for that franchise.
Goldberg couldn't make it for obvious reasons
No Joshua Jackson?
All these are on HBO right now FYI.
Doug: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug: Emilio Estevez.
Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve: I was like, "Emilio."
Ouch I only recognized Kat, and Kenan right of the bat.
When the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture…
Averman Guy, Julie the Cat, Cake Eater, Russ, and who?
Fucking cake eaters
Where’s The Oreo Line??
I had one of those jerseys growing up. I thought it was the coolest logo in all of pro sports.
The Cat is 41 here. She looks like 25.
One side of the "V" is longer than the other... cus there's more ducks on it.
JULIE CAT! I LOVE YOU.
I'll buy you a duck pond.
“They know that if they mess with one duck, they gotta deal with the whole flock.” ...
The last time I saw a ducks pic on reddit someone had a cool script idea for a new movie, I can’t for the life of me remember where I saw it but it had Charlie being in Bombay’s shoes in a way, he was seeing this woman with a son around Charlie’s age in the first film, Charlie didn’t play hockey any more for some reason and the son doesn’t approve, son finds Charlie’s old hockey pictures and discovers his past, the pair bond and Charlie coaches the juniors team. I murdered the plot but that was the basic flow and a movie I would love to see.
They must have lifetime seats
I didn't know little Pete, aka Jizzle, aka Danny Tamberelli was a duck.
Keenan looks higher than Pete Davidson on a step ladder
Snipe celly boys!
They could be the starting lineup this year.
If you're trying to get pumped up!
Goldberg broke into their cars and stole stuff while this pic was being taken
I know where this is going...
Quack attack is back, jack!
Guy looks a lot like Ryan Adams
The kat lady is still hot
Came here to quack.
I got 12 bucks, I got ciggies
Pete looks like a Pete still, so Pete and Pete reboot?
And my crush on Julie lives on.
A few years ago SNL showed clips of the cast as kids. Think it was mother’s day or something. For Kenan, they showed a clip from D2. Made me chuckle :)
Take the fall. Act hurt. Get indignant.
What's her name?
I don’t get it
This photo deserves MUCH karma
If you call whatever they're doing flying
They are so beautiful.
I went to school with the head guy from the other team. Ooms
"Soft hands, Fulton. Concentration, not strength." Wink
Brock pierce aint going to make it. #pedogate
Banks still looks like he's on the ice... if you know what I mean.
Just switch back to the 90s unis already, Ducks. The black and yellow is stupid.
Its not him
Julie the Cat!
Probably my favourite sports Jersey of all time
Wow. I'm old.
Less than twenty minutes ago I was sitting on my couch watching the Mughty Ducks and D2. It it wasn’t 5:30 in the morning I would have watched D3. I love those movies.
the cringe. wow
You really quacked at the principal?
Who are these people?
Iceland is coming for you guys!! Revenge will be ours!
Shocked at how far i have to scroll to see a Pete n Pete reference. Shocked!
Where's Danny's older sister!?!
Quack quack quack quack
Unless the islanders are hunting that day.
"I will not quack at the principal"
What is this?
We need a side by side of old and new
Umm,.... She didn't age...at all...
Goldberg was there but he's outside begging for change ha
Ended up falling down the IMDB rabbit hole and learned Joseph Mazzello was John Deacon in “Bohemian Rhapsody” - fucking brain dead boys.
Most evil countries in the world top 3:
Where is Brock Pierce?
Aah fuck you broke me dude, I have shit to do today, and I think I'm just going to watch the Mighty Ducks.
Where is GOLDBERG?!
But Julie the Cat and and Russ Tyler never played with Tommy! Now I need to see how they met. Coach Bombay is up to something here!
Wait, this is all wrong. Where are Wildwing and Nosedive? Where is Duke L'Orange ?
Oh shit that’s a surprising hit of nostalgia.
just a sharks fan strollin along
Goldberg was there until he tried to steal someone's wallet
They are on that Phil Kessel “off season” diet I see...
Kenan was in the Mighty Ducks?!
*edit it looks like it’s just in the sequels so that’s why don’t remember him from it
It's like every Disney tween show with a token black guy.
Oh my god this made me drop a tear <3
What is the meaning of this picture? I don't know any of the people in the picture?
Ducks cant fly..
How is society still functioning there?
That was not this morning in Fairbanks.
Source: I am in Fairbanks. It does get that cold sometimes though
Edit: just wanted to showcase a Fairbanks tradition among those of questionable sanity at our local University temperature sign!
Why isn't he covering his ears... -53... how long til frostbite sets in?
How is he just standing there so casually
It's 9 f in Baltimore and homeless people are stuck to the ground dead
I am impressed the sign is still functioning, my iphone typically starts to suck below 20 degrees
His nipples must be super hard
How are his ears out?
24 hour atm wowza!!
What the fuck is that like?
Man has bald ears out there, dammit.
That'll be a fuck no from me, thanks.
Floridian - Damn, 53 degrees is freezing!
Alaskan - No, that’s negative 53 degrees. As in below zero.
Floridian - Man you cant make crap up like that to scare me!
-47°c for those wondering
Looks like an episode of Quantum Leap.
Dude's ears are gonna fall off...
It couldn’t have been this morning; it was only 15 below zero and clear outside. But I’ve personally seen 58 below zero living here in Fairbanks.
And people said ball warmers were a novelty item
I must experience this temperature at least once.
Damn it's like that thank God I live in South Florida
Grew up on Ft Wainwright then North Pole. Can't say I miss the bitter cold. Though anything colder than -40 feels the same. Stay warm.
I went to Fairbanks in February one year to see the aurora. Also drove up to the Arctic circle. It did hit -50, but it didn't feel that bad so long as you were prepared.
Also went to a hot spring outside of fairbanks and sat in an outdoor pool in -32 weather. My hair froze!
I was impressed with our 8 degrees
That’s about as bright as it gets there this time of year.
"Got the picture, Jim. Let's get back in the damn car."
Probably some guys still out there in shorts like “my legs just don’t get cold”
I'm going to go with that's a broken sign.Looks like it was around -18 F
You know he had to do it to em
Sadly The officer and camera person were found frozen to death..in the same positions..14 seconds later...
Being from San Diego and living my whole life here I just can not comprehend all these comments. Driving in snow sounds scary as shit.
I did my arctic training for the Army in Fairbanks after an Airborne jump. Remember guys, NUT TO BUTT.
The coldest I've ever seen personally was -54°F in Maine, down in a lake valley.
We were there Ice fishing, I remember openning the door of the truck to jump out. My feet were numb before I hit the ground. We got out on the lake and set up, it was a scorching -48! We turned on the propane stove to cook breakfast in the little shack my dad had. We couldn't. The fire couldn't heat a pan enough to cook. The stove wasn't throwing enough heat. You could literally put your hand safely in the flame and feel only a lukewarm sensation...
That's the last time I went ice fishing...
What can one do to protect their car battery from such extreme cold? I assume Alaskans must have some major tricks up their sleeves. Had to jumpstart my girlfriend’s car today, it was 1 degree Fahrenheit.
What’s rob riggle doing in Alaska?
Yeah, but it's a dry heat!
Yeah well last week it dipped down into the low 40s at night here in San Diego.
Hot cops....in Alaska’s -53 weather?!?!?
Because I'm Flint Skidwell, Alaska Highway Patrol.
Always enjoy the Alaska State Troopers bits in Fairbanks. It would be interesting to visit there, but a little hard to imagine living there full-time between the cold and darkness!
Wow that's approx -47° Celsius. It's 39° C where I am today. It's amazing that we can exist in places where the temps vary by almost 100°
Was about to mock the soft Americans so I googled that temp in C and yeah thats fuckin cold boys.
He’s literally frozen in place.
Why do people live there?
The worst I've experienced was -30 in upstate NY. I can't fathom this.All I know was that after -30, 0 felt great. 32 was downright pleasant in comparison.
I live in Fairbanks, this photo was taken at Mt. McKinley bank.
i was sitting here tryna figure out what the joke abt a 24-hour atm is
can we all stop acting like the windchill is the actual temperature? I'm Canadian and never seen a temperature below -35c. -30 is even somewhat rare..but i could say "it was -45 last week" because it was windy. not the same.
Bloody hell. Its 37 centigrade in my house right now. Melbourne aus
He actually froze stiff hours ago.
I live in Fairbanks and it hasn't gotten that cold in at least a couple of years.
It was cold today but it was more like -20F at the UAF sign. The Airport sign does tend to read lower temps but it never reads this big of a difference.
I know we got down into the -40s last week, so maybe the airport sign read lower then?
Those frozen boogers tho
Well hello there handsome
Is the bank behind you fair though?
Why is Lemony Snicket in Fairbanks?
I feel cold just looking at this pic
Look closely and you'll see a man that's been frozen into a statue.
Dude... those ears!!!
Is he Ice Man. We had a wind chill of 24 here and I had my face covered and I still felt unbearably cold. and I like the cold but I hopped back under my covers.
Ya know, I cant say I've ever experienced a negative temperature. Huh.
How in the hell does anything work in that temp?
Rob Riggle is a cop now?
Exposed skin can get fucked so quick in temperatures like that
That cop looks like he's wearing somebody else's face.
Is you're pulling robberies or anything at that temperature you absolutely deserve whatever you're going after. I'm very aware of cold weather gear, but -53 in Alaska, I'm not sure how that officer doesn't have a full mask on, that's the shit that'll burn you with an inch of skin exposed. I wanna know what they line those police trucks with if they have to drive around all night.
Serious question: how do your ears not fall off?
Why he’s even out there?
Some say he’ll be standing there till spring.
til you can stand in -53 and stay alive
Is that without windchill factor?
How do you show your face around here?
How are his eyes not frozen open??? Or wait, are they? I heard this happens in North Dakota when it's this cold
Meanwhile in Arizona, we had a balmy 73 degree day.
Looks like he's wearing a mask.
And his neck is exposed.... what an absolute maniac!
Being from Miami where we view 50 degrees as freezing, this frightens me
"Police Officer stands next to malfunctioning sign displaying extreme cold."
Take the difference between that temp and the highs here in Australia at the moment, then add it to room temperature water, and you get steam.
It wasn't this morning. It's a repost
This is actually a video and not a pic. Everything has been frozen in place
Ottawa Canada was - 40 today,
To our non-American brothers using Celsius, that's...basically the same.
Meh it’s 44 deg c tomorrow in Adelaide. Pansy non linear temperature range.
Yah that’s a no for me
Honest question.. how does everyone's plumbing not freeze?
That is -47°C for all other non-americans here. The scales cross at -40.
But it doesn't really matter. Why would you live there?
that is a cardboard cut out and not a real man nothing can convince me otherwise
Hello my name is lemony Snicket....
this dude looks like a mannequin
No. No no no. No.
That’s disgusting. WhAt gLoBaL WaRmInG???
Wait, that's illegal.
Wouldn't that be too cold for laws? Or do laws just break automatically in -53?
Meh -45 here in northern Ontario
Does anyone known the name of the trooper?
Jesus, grow a mustache already Rook!
Guy should have a toque on in that kind of weather.
Geez no ear muffs? Not even a scarf? RIP that man's ears :(
Can’t be this morning. Seen this pic years ago
Can relate. From northern MN
And in Belgium society collapses if we have 2,5cm of snow.
He stands like this because he's frozen in place, don't feel bad for him he didn't wear his ear muffs so he kinda deserves it.
How? Would like to experience a cold this chilling sometime before I leave this spinning ball
While it does get that cold there, I don’t even need to check the weather to know this picture wasn’t taken today lol. I would’ve seen at least a few snapchat story selfies or Facebook posts with weather updates, cause -53 is a tad bit chilly. Still interesting for those who haven’t experienced it though. Never thought I’d be plugging in my car or ever need/want auto start till I moved there.
Source: I live in Fairbanks, but I’m out of town for a bit as of two days ago.
Why do people live there. It was 50 above 0 here, contemplated moving further south.
"Are you serious?"
"It's absolutely 53 degrees outside."
“He’s in the bear”
Spending my first winter in Burlington, VT. From the east coast, so it’s never really gone below zero. It’s been in the single digits below zero for most of the past several days, with wind chills up to 35 below. Going outside feels like I’m fighting the elements every second at this point.
I get the impression that no one actually wants to live in Alaska
Beat my record of -41 in Sioux falls, SD.
Why is this the coppiest cop I've ever seen
The City of Los Angeles should learn from these people how to house the homeless. How & who do I tag ese?
$5.30 Damn Gas is pretty expensive!
Use to live there schools still open lol recess was shut down at -30
10am, from the looks of it
At least there won't be much crime.
Do watches work at that temp?
He doesn’t look like a real human
It literally has to be too cold to commit crime.
I'm in MN, block and lower hose heaters used to be life. Now I have a garage.
Do cars even start in that temp? It hit -14F where I was an my car wouldn’t budge.
My city 20 Degrees
Rent there should be $200/month for a 5br4ba house lmao
He's actually not posing, they found him frozen like that
Press F to pay respects
Thank you for your awesome service officer, I appreciate you putting your life on the line to protect others
Why did they defrost a young clone of Mandy Petinkin just to freeze him again?
The Night King approves of this
Dude looks like the Prometheus aliens lol
Can't even use mercury thermometers anymore at that temperature.
Now my question is, why on earth isn't he wearing a more sensible hat?
"No sir. We are not giving in to the Canadians. If they're wearing silly hats to show how manly they are in this cold , then we're wearing hats to show how manly we are. Except we'll wear darker clothes to show that we're not some sort of toy-cops."
What does it feel like when you go outside? Does the wind sting?
what if he drove 50 minutes to take a photo of a bridge?
Nope. Nope nope nope. Nope.
This is not a picture, it's a gif. The man is just frozen solid.
He looks like Bob Odenkirk and Henry Rollins had a baby.
Yet, the car is freshly washed.
I can see the blood moon in the background! It's lower cause Alaska is closer to the moon cause it's more north.
Global warming? Ha!
I hate the cold so much I had to down vote I’d probably die in those few moments they took that picture it was 3 degrees today and it felt like every cell in my body was being pierced
He is looking hot. Bet that is what keeping himself warm, wink wink
Why no toque. Weird american
i was there 6 weeks ago and it was only -6. this seems a bit much
Bare skin freezes at that temperature, no way he’s out there with out a Bella clava
This is not correct by any means. -53 your face would need to be concealed
It was not -53 this morning here in Fairbanks. It hasn't even gotten to -45 yet this year. Right now it is a balmy -12.
Still looks hot in all those close.
Fuck the police!
Farenheit or Celsius
Not that it matters at -53
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I feel like this will irritate Trump more than negative news coverage. This and the Razzie.
This subreddit isn't your political soapbox
Still your President!!
guess you could call it a Scarmander!
If it was a burn, that's poetic.
I hope the scar was not too painful to tattoo on, nice idea for a cover up tho. Looks like he/ she didn't put much ink on the actual scar itself which is a plus.
I might get a scar for a cool tatoo like yours!
But what happens if you get tired of pokemon at some point? Then you've fked it
What happens when it evolves
The Council of Theropods heartily approves.
Dat super original forearm tat tho.
I love my old scars. I will not bury them under new ones.
If i had a scar i think id avoid having needle and ink jabbed into the soft repair tissue.....btw downvoter, how can you downvote what i would doIts my fucking decision.
Or you could have just left the scar
The naked scar looked less ummm...
Id rather have the scar tbh
Here is the source of this image. Credit to the photographer T.-C. Per the source
Taken on September 1, 2010The wish for a clear dayJiancing Historic Trail, like many other trails in Taipingshan National Forest, was built along the old logging railway. The elevation of 2000m is the height at which clouds form and linger. Jiancing (見晴) actually means the wish for a clear day. For a photographer, however, there's nothing better than hiking all day in the impenetrable white mist.Canon 5D Mark II, Canon 17-40mm f/4.0L USM, 17mm 1.6s at f/18, ISO 200 ND2. Tripod.
Taken on September 1, 2010
The wish for a clear day
Jiancing Historic Trail, like many other trails in Taipingshan National Forest, was built along the old logging railway. The elevation of 2000m is the height at which clouds form and linger. Jiancing (見晴) actually means the wish for a clear day. For a photographer, however, there's nothing better than hiking all day in the impenetrable white mist.
Canon 5D Mark II, Canon 17-40mm f/4.0L USM, 17mm 1.6s at f/18, ISO 200 ND2. Tripod.
looks like natures getting back on track
Studio Ghibli vibes
I would love to hike this trail and see how long the tracks go for.
If gaming has taught me anything, it’s that there’s probably a bandit hideout nearby or a lost traveler offering a side quest.
Me after a particularly long dry spell
I remember this from so long ago. It was my iPod background. I absolutely love this photo
Everybody ride on the jungle train!
Ahhhhhh, the forest will consume all...
This is how I imagine my Minecraft worlds.
That train don't chooch no more!
I honestly wonder if you tried to take like, a handcar or one of those rail riders people make, and go down these tracks, how far would you get?
BF1 is the best BF
RDR2 flashbacks hard with this pic. I miss Arthur :(
Those railroad tracks probably leads to some mystical forest
Where is this? I have too hike that!
This is beautiful. I wish someone would paint this instead of painting someone painting someone mother and her painting. And btw I've never seen this before so thank you.
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