That bottom frog though.
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"
This reminds me of Rango
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I don't know what I'm looking at and am slightly worried it might turn the freakin' frogs gay.
Lets hope it doesn’t turn the friggen frogs gay
Nah they just finished rising jetskis and beating thugs in the sewers
This made me think of that poor little chameleon. If only he could have found some water. RIP.
"You control the water, you control everything."
Turned gay at maximum velocity
"Prospector's Special" by Robert Sheckley
Skipped leg day.
He looks like a kid trying on his dad's fluffiest jacket.
Here is the source of this image (which also includes this image). Per there:
@MarkRuffaloDon’t skip leg day 😅 #AvengersEndgame6:12 AM - 22 Aug 2019
Don’t skip leg day 😅 #AvengersEndgame
6:12 AM - 22 Aug 2019
“Mom said its my turn on the xbox”
There’s deffo an after credits scene opportunity here
Great. Now I can't unsee CGI Hulk as some pseudo techno homunculus.
With motion tracked nipples for realistic boob pec physics
He looks like a badass psycho from borderlands 😂
Can you imagine trying to act like the Hulk while wearing that? Dude deserves an Oscar for the massive balls it takes to pull that off. I don't even feel comfortable in a suit.
He got some of that Baby-Deadpool-legs going on.
Now get out there and give us a nuanced, emotional performance, champ.
Why do they need a suit like this for his body, but his hands have the trackers directly attached??
How tyler1 be looking
Is that Tyler1?
boi’s got a third nipple betwixt his abs
It’s GROTEX, Jerry
All the dinosaurs fear the t-Rex!
When your mother makes you wear your brothers hand-me-downs.
How does this work? Aren't his hands, elbows, knees and feet nowhere near where they're supposed to be? He's not hulk sized nor those he move like the hulk so how does this help?
Now this is an Avengers level threat!
I will now forever see this , when I look at hulk..
Pretty sure this is what he normally looks like
I don't know what's real anymore 😭
GORN dev making of
Looks like Hulk has been skipping leg day.
Does he have on that new breast pump?
Should've used Lou.
He looks like mini Keanu Reeves
This pic was taken right after he helped mom bring in the groceries.
Gray Hulk confirmed.
CGI was a mistake.
Good thing the nipples are marked.
Where is the rest of him lol?
Do you have any games on your phone mr.stark?
looks like Tyler1
That's why hulks biceps are so short!
ARK: Survival Evolved is really improving graphically.
It looks like they're just pranking him. Wouldn't it make more sense to do a face capture and voiceover from Mark Ruffalo and then get a tall body-builder for motion capture?
I love it
All he needs are Hulk Hands
This is why you should never meet your heroes.
Shit, that's actually more terrifying that the actual Hulk.
Why are we seeing this only in 2019?
Is that really necessary?
If you're already CGI-ING everything else.
I recall reading a quote from Josh Brolin who was on the fence about taking the Thanos role. He said that Ruffalo gave him this weird pep-talk about how he's going to feel absolutely rediculous during the acting, but it'll all come out looking great in the final piece, and that he should trust the crew.
At the time, I thought... These are modern actors, surely they have had to act in mocap rigs before? but now I see what he was talking about.
Here this is via Google Street View.
I see a lot of difficult mowing.
The person that maintains the grass... is the real MVP.
The first time I went to Switzerland with my husband, 3 days before we were to leave, we were standing at a train platform and I actually began crying. I said, "I don't wanna go hommmmme!" Once we got home, I was seriously depressed and broke down crying at my job, because I just hated where I lived (and I live in Canada!).
It is absolutely stunning there. We've been back 2 more times, and each time we say, "Ok...we've had enough...let's go somewhere else now", somehow we get pulled back and end up loving it each time. You can't describe its beauty with words or pics. You just have to see it for yourself.
I wanna live here with my dogs..
Love this photo it makes me so happy. I want to live in it
Squirrel suit heaven
I can smell the air
Going there in a month. Excited. Anybody have suggestions?
I was in Switzerland in May, we were up in the mountains in Lauterbrunnen. Spring had just started but snow was coming down for the last snowfall of the season. We saw Tulips in full bloom with snow in the background. Switzerland has to be one of the most gorgeous places on earth.
I see no reason to ever leave this place
Photo by @sennarelax on Instagram
Wow, it's really beautiful but I would hate it in winter.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
Can I move there please?
Plot twist: the picture was taken in February.
woud like to live here ! :D
Who cut the grass?
Weird I swear I've dreamt of this exact place and I've never been to Switzerland
Your brain:START ROLLING
Now this is my type of place.
I don't even want to think about what it takes to keep that lawn mowed.
Visiting Switzerland is definitely on my bucket list
Love the place. My grandma used to have a vacation house the next valley down. Went up here (and to even more beautiful valleys; remember some of the waterfall in Switzerland pictures? Couple villages over) all the time.
Isn’t this where they built New Asgard?
It's the most beautiful place I've ever been 😍
beautiful. i hate it that my country has no mountains and its all urban
breathes heavily, gets on bicycle
screams with glee
this is amazing!!
Going to switzerland mid oct. Any suggestions?
How does one move to Switzerland?
We should buy it. (lol)
Can't be Switzerland. I don't see any neatly stacked piles of wood.
at least one of the buildings must be a bunker...
I had my babies in the last decade, maybe pumps have come on since then, but my pump always sounded like milking time in the cattle shed x 1000. Nothing quiet or dignified about it. It was hard to feel maternally graceful and nurturing when you were attached to a machine going NYURCHNYURCHNYURCH.
Compilation of attempted Iron Man puns in this thread
Iron MomIron M'am Tonia StarkIrontits
Female version of Tony Stark
Titty StarkIron Maiden
But how is it working out? Genuinely curious, b/c I had a regular electric pump with the big flanges and all... aside from the lights it looks pretty decent! Being able to wear a shirt and pump must be nice.
You breasts seem to have become self aware
Why does everything have to have an LED on it these days? I turn out the lights in my living room and it looks like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Are you breastfeeding iron man?
Stickers might fix that. Either way that is still pretty cool tech
It’s whisper quiet and you now have light up boobs!! I don’t see a downside.
Danger, High Voltage!
...do they at least change color when you need to change them out? or send you an alert... in case your boobs are in the other room?
what happens when a cup won't boot?
some things don't need to be fixed.
You got high beems
The new Iron Man is weird
I rented one of the good Medelas that barely made a sound when I left the hospital, but after a month, I switched out to a WIC loaner.
I can't remember the model name, I know it was a Medela, but it was this huge bulky blue box with a bright yellow piston, about as industrial looking as you can get, and GOD it was loud.Did the job great, but I always had to crank the TV up whenever I was pumping.
Now that "Bennie and the Jets" Mondegreen makes more sense:
Oh Bennie she's really keenShe's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
Nipple headlights, cool!
Hey, you left your headlights on!
Ahahahahah, my wife bought the same ones... I asked why here boobs were glowing.... lol
You bought two Arc reactors not breast pumps.
I wish I had light up nips... Then I could pee at night without turning on lights
Are those the "Full" indicators?
Talk about highbeams...
Congratulations! Keep up the milking, very good for baby and burns 500 calories a day!
Ah, the Willow? I actually loved mine but looked too much like a fembot to feel comfortable pumping with them on in public. Their ads of the beautiful women discreetly pumping while on walks and such is totally deceiving.
When people were saying that these are getting rave reviews, the meant an actual rave.
Alternate universe where Tony Stark is a woman
Try turning the high beams off.
From slang to literal, "Nice head lights!"😁👏
Realised it’s a well flogged dead horse
New Iron Man movie looks odd.
Does it work well? I mean besides the blue fire nipples
I want glowing nipples.
This promo art for the next Iron Man movie?
Mommy Stark doo doo doo doo doo doo...
My wife had a rechargeable Medela pump, and I said that the noise it made sounded like a old Jewish man angry because they ran out of pastrami at the deli.
"Hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh."
This is amazing.
Thank you so much for sharing.
I am Iron Man Woman.
Why do you have two arc reactors?
Try black electric tape over the buttons. I hate all glowing on buttons in my bedroom at night, so they're all covered in tape.
why is every post I see on the front page from this sub a facebook post now?
Your baby: "I love you 3000"
TIL Stark Industries has really diversified.
Do they call you laser tits now?
Add string of LEDS onto the waist to make a smiley face.
But are they whisper quiet?
IKR? At least if the lights were red, they could be menacing
Did you build that in a cave, with a box of scraps?
I am Iron-Maiden
So they glow red when you're empty?
I saw a lady pumping in her car while driving just the other day. I thought it was crazy at first then thought to myself "why not multitask" haha she had no shame and it was awesome. I say don't worry about people seeing, at least you are breast feeding and not just doing the formula thing.
I literally LOLed at this. I have no idea what was going through the mind of the manufacturer when adding LEDs to something that's suppose to be descrete.
My wife would whip out the yellow hospital-grade Medela pump anywhere and give zero fucks, but I definitely appreciate the need for subtly around the judgey prudes.
Hello, Tonia Stark, the Fe-Male
Another tiny sentence in the t&c we can't read...
Also post in crappy design
Titty stark is that you?
Does this remind anyone else of that scene in Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd falls asleep at the wheel and has that dream?
Iron Woman needs two reactors?
Just tell everybody that you're Ironwoman!
You have met Iron Man now meet Iron Woman!Now with TWO arc reactors!!!!!
Man, these Cyberpunk 2077 ads are looking rad.
Couple pieces of electrical tape and you will be good to go lol.
“I AM IRONMOM”
Tony stark is that you?
Frrrrankyyy Nipple Lightooo
They should make the industrial truck backup noise when on.
All shit its ironm- i mean woman. Yes ironwoman!
Reminds me of Iron man lol
Thx, That made me laugh.
Stark industries getting into the baby game.
My wife would ask me what i think, i would defily say something like "say that you are iron mommy, they will get it".
Ironwoman is that you?
I am IRON MILK
TIL there are human breast pumps.
Cool, now more than +2000 people here on Reddit know HAHAHAHA
Well, I don’t hear a thing...
Danger! Danger! High voltage!
I mean, electrical tape over the lights?
oh my god lmao is that the willow pump? I almost got that one when i was breastfeeding!
Are...are you from the future?
Are those special Iron Woman milk pumps?
Looks cool, does your suit have powers?
Omg. I am so sorry for you but this is bloody hilarious. I so hope u are finding the absolute humor in this!
Mine sounds exactly like Into You but Ariana Grande (the wish sound in the background).
So that makes you Iron(Wo)man?
Well, guys, computer lover guys, boobs just got RGB.
You should draw a mouth on your shirt below your boobs. A big ole smiley face. That or wear a red shirt so you can have a red-eyed monster with big fangs and stuff, that'd be badass.
Iron Woman - powered by two Arc reactors
Stark Industries moving away from arms dealing. Baby steps, Stark, bay steps.
Holy shit that is hilarious!
May I suggest Band-Aids?
I am....pumping snap
I'm not sure you can say "my eyes are up here"
Hehe... Iron Tit
I mean it looks like you have cyber-nipples now. That's cool as fuck!
Though real talk what the hell were the designers thinking?! Why?!
Crap is this the willow pump?
So the new iron man has ....two arc reactor boobs now?
Just throw an iron man t shirt on and call it good lol
You could always use them to make a smiley face. Just use some tape for the mouth lol.
"Ma'am... your uh... your high beams are on."
Did Tony Stark build it in a cave with a box of scrap parts?
Just say “I am Iron Woman” if people are staring. Then open up a burger and set down and start eating it.
Lol hilarious. Black electrical tape will fix that right up but wash your hands after handling.
But can you hear it?
Just tell people you're Ironman. Problem solved
Both sets of eyes seem like they are staring at me.
"I am Iron Mom"
Iron woman has to be twice as good as iron Man to be accepted into the MCU.
Ironman breast pumps!
Too much stuff comes with LEDs nowadays. I've resorted to covering everything in duct tape or stickers. For the fans on my computer I actually resorted to clipping the wires leading to the LEDs because obviously I couldn't cover the fans up.
Brings a whole new meaning to headlights are on
Look on the bright side, if there's a power outage and the lights go out you'll have the means to safely navigate your environment and it's hands free.
Just tell people you're cosplaying as an AU tony stark.
Is your name Tonya Stark?
It's like Iron Man's arc reactor times 2...
Your boobs want to be iron man.
Do... do they come with blinkers?
I see Stark industries made those.
the cyberpunk future is now.
Your bra is haunted!!!!
ahha the hills have eyes
Lol, that's hilarious
Iron man would be proud
Just tell them you are Iron Woman
Proof that Tony Stark has nipples.
I am Iron Pump.
The bright future of cybernetic boobs
What am I suppose to be looking at?
It looks like if Sony made a new Ironman movie
Check the headlights on this chick.
A little black electrical tape will help with that. I hate unnecessary LEDs.
You’re like the lactating version of Tony Stark
“Well Maurine, you’ve enhanced yourself”
Is that elvie pump?? Congrats on the baby btw
Just think of it as Tony Stark's reactor heart!
Iron man boobies haha
God blessed blue LEDs on everything!
I am IRONWOMAN.
on one hand sorry they lied to you on the other hand...gratz on becoming ironwoman!
Tell people you have a heart condition, like Iron Man.
Weeeell.... hopefully two pieces of duct tape can adjust this crappy design issue...
I’m digging the new Iron (Wo)man!!
...Iron Women... Is that you?
"We are the Borg.........."
The IRON MAN maternity range! 😂
My name is Tanya Stark and im Iron Tits
Can I call you Iron-Mom.
It looks like Tony Stark's first attempted at Iron Woman
It's like the baby version of austin powers robot boobs
r/assholedesign would love this.
Edit: maybe just r/crappydesign (when the bad design is unintentional).
Why do they need lights on them at all? Can you just disconnect the lights so they don't turn on when the pump does?
Quite a visual. Alas, yon nipples have begun their southerly migration and reside no longer atop Mount Titty.
On a related note, I hate excessive LED lights on things. My living room looks like a Christmas display at night! A fan I use at night has an unnecessarily bright blue LED. Put some electrical on it, might help.
Just proclaim "I am Iron Mom." When they ask.
Arc reactor breast pumps.
Whole new meaning to “check out her headlights”
Is that a breast pump in your sweater, or are you just happy to see me?
The Boobs Have Eyes
Gas anybody seen the movie Batteries Not Included?
Just introduce yourself as Antonia Stark and work on your swagger. Make it work.
Does it have a startup dance or disco mode?
Tony Stark tiddies....lol.
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. The combination of the facial expression with the knocker-lights... perfect.
I didn't know Stark Industries made breast pumps.
How is top comment not a joke about having nice headlights.
Use the Klick and Klack method dealing with warning lights on the dash.Black electrical tape!
Another fine product of Stark industries
Iron man nips!
So your boobs are Iron Man now?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Headlights are on high beam"
Roboboobs the killer of robocop
The look on your face says it all haha
Time to make a Cyberpunk 2077 cosplay out of this and cash in on that gravy train.
This made me laugh out loud. I bought an amazing pump but could never get my daughter to take a bottle. I pretty much had her strapped to me 24/7 for the first year of her life as it was far easier. I'm lucky I work from home because she was anything but discreet when she fed.
Disable the lights I do that with everything most of my case fans are cheap rgb fans that were on sale I spray painted over other things I take them apart and remove the light from the circuit. Easiest way is to just paint over the lights with paint or nail polish.
They look angry
I call them iron man boobs.
It's like you're Iron Man.
Haha! I actually loled. Thank you
Are they quiet tho?
Cyber tit massage available. - Cyberpunk 2077
It's whisper quiet!
Iron Man comes to mind, kinda 🤔
Probably been said, buuut - Iron Mom
It's cool though because now your shirt looks like E.V.A.
I AM IRONNNN WOMANNNNNNNNNNN.
Hello, Mr. Anderson.
Isn't the greater annoyance here that this mom has presumably returned to work before her baby turned 3 weeks old?
Tony Stark is that you???
On the bright side you look like a female Iron man.
I don’t know about the model you seem to be using, but the Medela Symphony my wife had (we have great insurance) was pretty quiet and definitely up to the task as it’s the “hospital” model. My kids’ Sleep Sheep was significantly louder.
With your twin arc reactors you're Tonya Stark!
Nothing a little electrical tape can't fix
I guess you can say you have headlights now.
Tony Stark tits.
When mine were little the pump was sooooo loud. Medla swore it was 'whisper quiet and discreet' and they lied. My oldest had colic and required lots of rocking before he'd conk off for just a little bit, and then I'd have to go pump in another part of the house so he wouldn't wake up screaming again. It was exhausting. Once he was finally out all I wanted was a little sleep... ugh.
When its the middle of the night and you turn your high beams on
THE BEACONS ARE LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Tonya Stark, the hero that kid needs.
It's pretty quiet, OP. I can't hear a thing. You can go about your business without concern. Wasn't giggling at your...uh...no, wasn't giggling at all.
“I am Iron-Mom!”
I see, you must have bought the headlight version.
Looks like your high beams are on.
What model of pump?
Not if they don’t have eyes.
That’s funny , I’ve always wondered what those were like , I just used a good electric pump every three hours while at work ...so much time management
Looks like Agent Smith is about to shoot Neo with some laser boobs.
I don't get it, what does having arc reactors installed on your nipples have to do with pumping?
do they turn red when you're empty?
The hills have eyes
It's ummmm fine. Looks perfectly normal...
New skin for Cyberpunk2077 confirmed
You look like your being groped by ETs ghost
you have ironman boobs!
Well, you're set for Halloween...
Seven Point Two of Nine
You look disappointed, but you still look pumped.
dont know why these colored trees always reminds of memoirs of a geisha. is this in Japan?
Photo by @shadz_ig on Instagram
Pretty sure that's not earth.
Photo by @fir17ss on Instagram
If you hadn't told us what this was supposed to represent, I would have had no fucking idea that this is supposed to represent paper and pencil. It's just a white frosted cake with some lines and then a German/Belgian flag inside.
Is the paper edible?
Looks too good to be gluten free!
Why's it called a ...oh, never mind.
And what looks like a German flag on the inside.
Inspired by the kids going back to school.
More pics of this and other cakes on her IG @ww_bakes
I thought you meant that the cake was literally made out of paper and pencil. It looked like actual cake. And that’s because it is! Looks yummy.
Quite brilliant! Russian Constructivism?
I fucking LOVE this!!!
This is from that movie with rowdy Piper ?
Ack ack ack ack.
U Snek huh. Lil sssssnek
Wow. Where was this taken?
We had some crazy storms in eastern N.C. the last few days!
Resourceful and creative.
Thats cool as hell tho
I say that's a complete success. Truly beautiful.
Reminds me of an ancient city ruins! Really well done!