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When the frogs find the ultimate water source

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COMMENTS

  • DontCommentMuch
    24 points Aug 23,2019, 7:19am

    That bottom frog though.

    Pure. Joy.

  • franktheguy
    15 points Aug 23,2019, 8:13am

    "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

    • Immortan Joe, Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
  • opsakars
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 10:37am

    This reminds me of Rango

  • lmaes246
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 11:51am

    I don't know what I'm looking at and am slightly worried it might turn the freakin' frogs gay.

  • _WildForever_
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 7:36am

    Lets hope it doesn’t turn the friggen frogs gay

  • C453YJ0N35
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:10pm

    Nah they just finished rising jetskis and beating thugs in the sewers

  • chickenbiscuit4life
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    This made me think of that poor little chameleon. If only he could have found some water. RIP.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cu0z14/chameleon_died_waiting_for_water/?utm_source=share&utm;_medium=ios_app

  • Cnidoo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:30pm

    "You control the water, you control everything."

  • dantisocial
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:38pm

    Turned gay at maximum velocity

COMMENTS

  • DontCommentMuch
    24 points Aug 23,2019, 7:19am

    That bottom frog though.

    Pure. Joy.

  • franktheguy
    15 points Aug 23,2019, 8:13am

    "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

    • Immortan Joe, Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
  • opsakars
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 10:37am

    This reminds me of Rango

  • Ayatollah_Bahloni
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 7:34am

    "Prospector's Special" by Robert Sheckley

  • lmaes246
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 11:51am

    I don't know what I'm looking at and am slightly worried it might turn the freakin' frogs gay.

  • _WildForever_
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 7:36am

    Lets hope it doesn’t turn the friggen frogs gay

  • C453YJ0N35
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:10pm

    Nah they just finished rising jetskis and beating thugs in the sewers

  • chickenbiscuit4life
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    This made me think of that poor little chameleon. If only he could have found some water. RIP.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cu0z14/chameleon_died_waiting_for_water/?utm_source=share&utm;_medium=ios_app

  • Cnidoo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:30pm

    "You control the water, you control everything."

  • dantisocial
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:38pm

    Turned gay at maximum velocity

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Mark Ruffalo in his Hulk CGI suit.

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COMMENTS

  • buzzbravado
    204 points Aug 23,2019, 7:57am

    Skipped leg day.

  • BerryTwizted
    77 points Aug 23,2019, 8:38am

    He looks like a kid trying on his dad's fluffiest jacket.

  • Spartan2470
    21 points Aug 23,2019, 10:21am

    Here is the source of this image (which also includes this image). Per there:

    @MarkRuffalo

    Don’t skip leg day 😅 #AvengersEndgame

    6:12 AM - 22 Aug 2019

  • KeyboardSoldierJuicy
    11 points Aug 23,2019, 12:42pm

    “Mom said its my turn on the xbox”

  • TannedCroissant
    10 points Aug 23,2019, 8:09am

    There’s deffo an after credits scene opportunity here

  • Razadune
    10 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm
  • Murphuffle
    13 points Aug 23,2019, 9:06am

    Great. Now I can't unsee CGI Hulk as some pseudo techno homunculus.

  • jackhat69
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 12:58pm

    With motion tracked nipples for realistic boob pec physics

  • michaelz1313
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:16pm

    He looks like a badass psycho from borderlands 😂

  • PurpleTechPants
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 1:49pm

    Can you imagine trying to act like the Hulk while wearing that? Dude deserves an Oscar for the massive balls it takes to pull that off. I don't even feel comfortable in a suit.

  • chimusicguy
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 9:05am

    He got some of that Baby-Deadpool-legs going on.

  • tibortru
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:57am

    Puny hulk

  • deeperest
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 11:58am

    Now get out there and give us a nuanced, emotional performance, champ.

  • DunderMifflinPaper
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 6:40pm

    He’ll grow!

  • lblack_dogl
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 8:51am

    Why do they need a suit like this for his body, but his hands have the trackers directly attached??

  • Nic0487
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 9:13am

    How tyler1 be looking

  • haku46
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:11pm

    Is that Tyler1?

  • studio_dustoi
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 9:29am

    boi’s got a third nipple betwixt his abs

  • digandrun
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:08am

    It’s GROTEX, Jerry

  • Timeshocked
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:42am

    All the dinosaurs fear the t-Rex!

  • swiftkilla77
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:25am

    When your mother makes you wear your brothers hand-me-downs.

  • TheSecretMe
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:59am

    How does this work? Aren't his hands, elbows, knees and feet nowhere near where they're supposed to be? He's not hulk sized nor those he move like the hulk so how does this help?

  • Worzol
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:04pm

    nipples

  • The_Naked_Snake
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:13pm

    Now this is an Avengers level threat!

  • PhantomTigre8
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:27pm

    I will now forever see this , when I look at hulk..

  • PhantomTigre8
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:29pm

    I will now forever see this , when I look at hulk..

  • ilazul
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:31pm

    Pretty sure this is what he normally looks like

  • UncatchableCreatures
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    I don't know what's real anymore 😭

  • Driex
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:38pm

    GORN dev making of

  • badger262
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Looks like Hulk has been skipping leg day.

  • rekniht01
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    Does he have on that new breast pump?

  • Last_Gigolo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    Should've used Lou.

  • FaithTrustPixieDust
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:58pm

    He looks like mini Keanu Reeves

  • Waverlyguy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:00pm

    This pic was taken right after he helped mom bring in the groceries.

  • fade_is_timothy_holt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:19pm

    Gray Hulk confirmed.

  • Buckleclod
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:27pm

    CGI was a mistake.

  • PL_Teiresias
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:39pm

    Good thing the nipples are marked.

  • ZGTI61
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:40pm

    Where is the rest of him lol?

  • tomdabomb64
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:53pm

    Do you have any games on your phone mr.stark?

  • iAguU
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:56pm

    looks like Tyler1

  • Grimreefer765
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:16pm

    That's why hulks biceps are so short!

  • ghost-gate
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:18pm

    ARK: Survival Evolved is really improving graphically.

  • tocilog
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:20pm

    It looks like they're just pranking him. Wouldn't it make more sense to do a face capture and voiceover from Mark Ruffalo and then get a tall body-builder for motion capture?

  • hafuhafu
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:27pm

    I love it

  • go_faster1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:51pm

    All he needs are Hulk Hands

  • Greenfieldfox
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:58pm

    This is why you should never meet your heroes.

  • junydya
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:02pm

    cool

  • tempski
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:02pm

    Shit, that's actually more terrifying that the actual Hulk.

  • megaboogie1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:07pm

    Why are we seeing this only in 2019?

  • Obnubilate
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:57am

    Why bother?

  • TheOwlNamedMatt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:12am

    smol.

  • PYTN
    -2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:51am

    Is that really necessary?

    If you're already CGI-ING everything else.

COMMENTS

  • buzzbravado
    204 points Aug 23,2019, 7:57am

    Skipped leg day.

  • BerryTwizted
    77 points Aug 23,2019, 8:38am

    He looks like a kid trying on his dad's fluffiest jacket.

  • Spartan2470
    21 points Aug 23,2019, 10:21am

    Here is the source of this image (which also includes this image). Per there:

    @MarkRuffalo

    Don’t skip leg day 😅 #AvengersEndgame

    6:12 AM - 22 Aug 2019

  • thats_not_gravy
    33 points Aug 23,2019, 10:11am

    I recall reading a quote from Josh Brolin who was on the fence about taking the Thanos role. He said that Ruffalo gave him this weird pep-talk about how he's going to feel absolutely rediculous during the acting, but it'll all come out looking great in the final piece, and that he should trust the crew.

    At the time, I thought... These are modern actors, surely they have had to act in mocap rigs before? but now I see what he was talking about.

  • KeyboardSoldierJuicy
    11 points Aug 23,2019, 12:42pm

    “Mom said its my turn on the xbox”

  • TannedCroissant
    10 points Aug 23,2019, 8:09am

    There’s deffo an after credits scene opportunity here

  • Razadune
    10 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm
  • Murphuffle
    13 points Aug 23,2019, 9:06am

    Great. Now I can't unsee CGI Hulk as some pseudo techno homunculus.

  • jackhat69
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 12:58pm

    With motion tracked nipples for realistic boob pec physics

  • michaelz1313
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:16pm

    He looks like a badass psycho from borderlands 😂

  • PurpleTechPants
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 1:49pm

    Can you imagine trying to act like the Hulk while wearing that? Dude deserves an Oscar for the massive balls it takes to pull that off. I don't even feel comfortable in a suit.

  • chimusicguy
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 9:05am

    He got some of that Baby-Deadpool-legs going on.

  • tibortru
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:57am

    Puny hulk

  • deeperest
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 11:58am

    Now get out there and give us a nuanced, emotional performance, champ.

  • DunderMifflinPaper
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 6:40pm

    He’ll grow!

  • lblack_dogl
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 8:51am

    Why do they need a suit like this for his body, but his hands have the trackers directly attached??

  • Nic0487
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 9:13am

    How tyler1 be looking

  • haku46
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:11pm

    Is that Tyler1?

  • studio_dustoi
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 9:29am

    boi’s got a third nipple betwixt his abs

  • digandrun
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:08am

    It’s GROTEX, Jerry

  • Timeshocked
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:42am

    All the dinosaurs fear the t-Rex!

  • swiftkilla77
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:25am

    When your mother makes you wear your brothers hand-me-downs.

  • TheSecretMe
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:59am

    How does this work? Aren't his hands, elbows, knees and feet nowhere near where they're supposed to be? He's not hulk sized nor those he move like the hulk so how does this help?

  • Worzol
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:04pm

    nipples

  • The_Naked_Snake
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:13pm

    Now this is an Avengers level threat!

  • PhantomTigre8
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:27pm

    I will now forever see this , when I look at hulk..

  • PhantomTigre8
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:29pm

    I will now forever see this , when I look at hulk..

  • ilazul
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:31pm

    Pretty sure this is what he normally looks like

  • UncatchableCreatures
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    I don't know what's real anymore 😭

  • Driex
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:38pm

    GORN dev making of

  • badger262
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Looks like Hulk has been skipping leg day.

  • rekniht01
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    Does he have on that new breast pump?

  • Last_Gigolo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    Should've used Lou.

  • FaithTrustPixieDust
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:58pm

    He looks like mini Keanu Reeves

  • Waverlyguy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:00pm

    This pic was taken right after he helped mom bring in the groceries.

  • fade_is_timothy_holt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:19pm

    Gray Hulk confirmed.

  • Buckleclod
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:27pm

    CGI was a mistake.

  • PL_Teiresias
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:39pm

    Good thing the nipples are marked.

  • ZGTI61
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:40pm

    Where is the rest of him lol?

  • tomdabomb64
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:53pm

    Do you have any games on your phone mr.stark?

  • iAguU
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:56pm

    looks like Tyler1

  • Grimreefer765
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:16pm

    That's why hulks biceps are so short!

  • ghost-gate
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:18pm

    ARK: Survival Evolved is really improving graphically.

  • tocilog
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:20pm

    It looks like they're just pranking him. Wouldn't it make more sense to do a face capture and voiceover from Mark Ruffalo and then get a tall body-builder for motion capture?

  • hafuhafu
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:27pm

    I love it

  • go_faster1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:51pm

    All he needs are Hulk Hands

  • Greenfieldfox
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:58pm

    This is why you should never meet your heroes.

  • junydya
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:02pm

    cool

  • tempski
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:02pm

    Shit, that's actually more terrifying that the actual Hulk.

  • megaboogie1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:07pm

    Why are we seeing this only in 2019?

  • Obnubilate
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:57am

    Why bother?

  • TheOwlNamedMatt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:12am

    smol.

  • PYTN
    -2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:51am

    Is that really necessary?

    If you're already CGI-ING everything else.

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Beautiful Switzerland!

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COMMENTS

  • Spartan2470
    40 points Aug 23,2019, 10:18am

    Here this is via Google Street View.

  • WibbleMerchant
    15 points Aug 23,2019, 1:27pm

    Holy saturation.

  • ARMCHA1RGENERAL
    12 points Aug 23,2019, 11:28am

    I see a lot of difficult mowing.

  • Astronut325
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 12:05pm

    The person that maintains the grass... is the real MVP.

  • 40nSporty
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 2:16pm

    The first time I went to Switzerland with my husband, 3 days before we were to leave, we were standing at a train platform and I actually began crying. I said, "I don't wanna go hommmmme!" Once we got home, I was seriously depressed and broke down crying at my job, because I just hated where I lived (and I live in Canada!).

    It is absolutely stunning there. We've been back 2 more times, and each time we say, "Ok...we've had enough...let's go somewhere else now", somehow we get pulled back and end up loving it each time. You can't describe its beauty with words or pics. You just have to see it for yourself.

  • Bong-Solo
    6 points Aug 23,2019, 10:08am

    I wanna live here with my dogs..

  • mvabrl
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 8:13am

    Love this photo it makes me so happy. I want to live in it

  • sunnyinphx
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:38pm

    Squirrel suit heaven

  • BooStickTime
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 8:41am

    I can smell the air

  • vipernick913
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 10:38am

    Going there in a month. Excited. Anybody have suggestions?

  • Noogatuck
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 11:48am

    I was in Switzerland in May, we were up in the mountains in Lauterbrunnen. Spring had just started but snow was coming down for the last snowfall of the season. We saw Tulips in full bloom with snow in the background. Switzerland has to be one of the most gorgeous places on earth.

  • teddypain7777
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:01pm

    I see no reason to ever leave this place

  • sezar4321
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:04am

    Photo by @sennarelax on Instagram

  • bessiec
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:53am

    Wow, it's really beautiful but I would hate it in winter.

  • watchmatic
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:43pm

    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?

  • mekkanik
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:46pm

    Can I move there please?

  • giro_di_dante
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Plot twist: the picture was taken in February.

  • Annessa15
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:30pm

    woud like to live here ! :D

  • LandRac3
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:36pm

    Who cut the grass?

  • meltboro
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:41pm

    Weird I swear I've dreamt of this exact place and I've never been to Switzerland

  • reu4
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:33pm

    Your brain:START ROLLING

  • DasArchitect
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:19pm

    Now this is my type of place.

  • remedialrob
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:43pm

    I don't even want to think about what it takes to keep that lawn mowed.

  • junydya
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:00pm

    wow. nice

  • jtrier1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:27pm

    Visiting Switzerland is definitely on my bucket list

  • dafencer93
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:47pm

    Love the place. My grandma used to have a vacation house the next valley down. Went up here (and to even more beautiful valleys; remember some of the waterfall in Switzerland pictures? Couple villages over) all the time.

  • Burgerkingsucks
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 7:17pm

    Isn’t this where they built New Asgard?

  • tovasfabmom
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:57am

    It's the most beautiful place I've ever been 😍

  • drlqnr
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 9:00am

    beautiful. i hate it that my country has no mountains and its all urban

  • zeyore
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 9:15am

    breathes heavily, gets on bicycle

    screams with glee

  • burgerboy6ooo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 9:43am

    this is amazing!!

  • johnnydanja
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:30pm

    Going to switzerland mid oct. Any suggestions?

  • zom8
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:17pm

    How does one move to Switzerland?

  • Minimum_Escape
    0 points Aug 23,2019, 1:16pm

    We should buy it. (lol)

  • DIBE25
    0 points Aug 23,2019, 1:49pm

    That's amazing

  • PaddyPat12
    0 points Aug 23,2019, 4:00pm

    Can't be Switzerland. I don't see any neatly stacked piles of wood.

COMMENTS

  • Spartan2470
    40 points Aug 23,2019, 10:18am

    Here this is via Google Street View.

  • WibbleMerchant
    15 points Aug 23,2019, 1:27pm

    Holy saturation.

  • ARMCHA1RGENERAL
    12 points Aug 23,2019, 11:28am

    I see a lot of difficult mowing.

  • bidibaba
    6 points Aug 23,2019, 9:10am

    at least one of the buildings must be a bunker...

  • Astronut325
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 12:05pm

    The person that maintains the grass... is the real MVP.

  • 40nSporty
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 2:16pm

    The first time I went to Switzerland with my husband, 3 days before we were to leave, we were standing at a train platform and I actually began crying. I said, "I don't wanna go hommmmme!" Once we got home, I was seriously depressed and broke down crying at my job, because I just hated where I lived (and I live in Canada!).

    It is absolutely stunning there. We've been back 2 more times, and each time we say, "Ok...we've had enough...let's go somewhere else now", somehow we get pulled back and end up loving it each time. You can't describe its beauty with words or pics. You just have to see it for yourself.

  • Bong-Solo
    6 points Aug 23,2019, 10:08am

    I wanna live here with my dogs..

  • mvabrl
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 8:13am

    Love this photo it makes me so happy. I want to live in it

  • sunnyinphx
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:38pm

    Squirrel suit heaven

  • BooStickTime
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 8:41am

    I can smell the air

  • vipernick913
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 10:38am

    Going there in a month. Excited. Anybody have suggestions?

  • Noogatuck
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 11:48am

    I was in Switzerland in May, we were up in the mountains in Lauterbrunnen. Spring had just started but snow was coming down for the last snowfall of the season. We saw Tulips in full bloom with snow in the background. Switzerland has to be one of the most gorgeous places on earth.

  • teddypain7777
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:01pm

    I see no reason to ever leave this place

  • sezar4321
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:04am

    Photo by @sennarelax on Instagram

  • bessiec
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:53am

    Wow, it's really beautiful but I would hate it in winter.

  • watchmatic
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:43pm

    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?

  • mekkanik
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:46pm

    Can I move there please?

  • giro_di_dante
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Plot twist: the picture was taken in February.

  • Annessa15
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:30pm

    woud like to live here ! :D

  • LandRac3
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:36pm

    Who cut the grass?

  • meltboro
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:41pm

    Weird I swear I've dreamt of this exact place and I've never been to Switzerland

  • reu4
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:33pm

    Your brain:START ROLLING

  • DasArchitect
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:19pm

    Now this is my type of place.

  • remedialrob
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:43pm

    I don't even want to think about what it takes to keep that lawn mowed.

  • junydya
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:00pm

    wow. nice

  • jtrier1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:27pm

    Visiting Switzerland is definitely on my bucket list

  • dafencer93
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 6:47pm

    Love the place. My grandma used to have a vacation house the next valley down. Went up here (and to even more beautiful valleys; remember some of the waterfall in Switzerland pictures? Couple villages over) all the time.

  • Burgerkingsucks
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 7:17pm

    Isn’t this where they built New Asgard?

  • tovasfabmom
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:57am

    It's the most beautiful place I've ever been 😍

  • drlqnr
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 9:00am

    beautiful. i hate it that my country has no mountains and its all urban

  • zeyore
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 9:15am

    breathes heavily, gets on bicycle

    screams with glee

  • burgerboy6ooo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 9:43am

    this is amazing!!

  • johnnydanja
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:30pm

    Going to switzerland mid oct. Any suggestions?

  • zom8
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:17pm

    How does one move to Switzerland?

  • Minimum_Escape
    0 points Aug 23,2019, 1:16pm

    We should buy it. (lol)

  • DIBE25
    0 points Aug 23,2019, 1:49pm

    That's amazing

  • PaddyPat12
    0 points Aug 23,2019, 4:00pm

    Can't be Switzerland. I don't see any neatly stacked piles of wood.

● ● ●

Had a baby three weeks ago and bought these. "Pump anywhere," they said. "It's whisper quiet, nobody will know you're pumping at all," they said....

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COMMENTS

  • harmallama
    1444 points Aug 23,2019, 11:55am

    I had my babies in the last decade, maybe pumps have come on since then, but my pump always sounded like milking time in the cattle shed x 1000. Nothing quiet or dignified about it. It was hard to feel maternally graceful and nurturing when you were attached to a machine going NYURCHNYURCHNYURCH.

  • ML_cool_J
    1037 points Aug 23,2019, 10:56am

    Iron Mom

  • hadhad69
    330 points Aug 23,2019, 12:33pm

    Compilation of attempted Iron Man puns in this thread

    Iron Mom

    Iron M'am

    Tonia Stark

    Irontits

    My favourite

    Female version of Tony Stark

    late additions

    Titty Stark

    Iron Maiden

  • PSA_withGUITARS
    52 points Aug 23,2019, 12:33pm

    But how is it working out? Genuinely curious, b/c I had a regular electric pump with the big flanges and all... aside from the lights it looks pretty decent! Being able to wear a shirt and pump must be nice.

  • tonyp113
    126 points Aug 23,2019, 10:58am

    You breasts seem to have become self aware

  • alejo699
    34 points Aug 23,2019, 1:30pm

    Why does everything have to have an LED on it these days? I turn out the lights in my living room and it looks like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

  • tidytrev
    56 points Aug 23,2019, 10:56am

    Are you breastfeeding iron man?

  • IronmanLTT
    64 points Aug 23,2019, 11:00am

    Stickers might fix that. Either way that is still pretty cool tech

  • ilazul
    18 points Aug 23,2019, 11:47am

    Iron M'am

  • not_another_drummer
    20 points Aug 23,2019, 11:50am

    It’s whisper quiet and you now have light up boobs!! I don’t see a downside.

  • Truth-in-advertizing
    6 points Aug 23,2019, 12:24pm
  • Ochib
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm
  • reddit455
    11 points Aug 23,2019, 11:50am

    ...do they at least change color when you need to change them out? or send you an alert... in case your boobs are in the other room?

    what happens when a cup won't boot?

    some things don't need to be fixed.

  • dldanniel
    21 points Aug 23,2019, 11:04am

    You got high beems

  • Timelordinsc
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 1:39pm

    Ironmom

  • AnEnemyStando
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 12:35pm

    The new Iron Man is weird

  • Ravenamore
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:35pm

    I rented one of the good Medelas that barely made a sound when I left the hospital, but after a month, I switched out to a WIC loaner.

    I can't remember the model name, I know it was a Medela, but it was this huge bulky blue box with a bright yellow piston, about as industrial looking as you can get, and GOD it was loud.Did the job great, but I always had to crank the TV up whenever I was pumping.

  • DanN58
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 12:52pm

    Now that "Bennie and the Jets" Mondegreen makes more sense:

    Oh Bennie she's really keen
    She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit

  • born_to_fart
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 11:36am

    Nipple headlights, cool!

  • Karate-Schnitzel
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:36pm

    Hey, you left your headlights on!

  • Jamesonmademedoit
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:41pm

    Ahahahahah, my wife bought the same ones... I asked why here boobs were glowing.... lol

  • HerculeanExemplar
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:41pm

    You bought two Arc reactors not breast pumps.

  • Arco1338
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:44pm

    I wish I had light up nips... Then I could pee at night without turning on lights

  • Valkyrie1500
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:44pm

    Are those the "Full" indicators?

  • ChaosWolf1982
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm

    Talk about highbeams...

  • spibbiez21
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Robotits

  • ohyeaoksure
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Congratulations! Keep up the milking, very good for baby and burns 500 calories a day!

  • greeneyedblonde
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Ah, the Willow? I actually loved mine but looked too much like a fembot to feel comfortable pumping with them on in public. Their ads of the beautiful women discreetly pumping while on walks and such is totally deceiving.

  • lolplayerem
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:58pm

    When people were saying that these are getting rave reviews, the meant an actual rave.

  • Er_k_O
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:00pm

    Alternate universe where Tony Stark is a woman

  • cpagedc
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:09pm

    Try turning the high beams off.

  • NosyStranger
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    From slang to literal, "Nice head lights!"😁👏

  • PyTec-Ari
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:11pm

    IronMam-meries

    Realised it’s a well flogged dead horse

  • Notyourhero3
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:12pm

    New Iron Man movie looks odd.

  • ImizIntrpretedDeRulz
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:13pm

    Does it work well? I mean besides the blue fire nipples

  • Coroner13
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    I want glowing nipples.

  • Grochlink
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:17pm

    This promo art for the next Iron Man movie?

  • daiz-
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:18pm

    Mommy Stark doo doo doo doo doo doo...

  • skelebone
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    My wife had a rechargeable Medela pump, and I said that the noise it made sounded like a old Jewish man angry because they ran out of pastrami at the deli.

    "Hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh."

  • gristly_adams
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:29pm

    This is amazing.

    Thank you so much for sharing.

  • beetus_gerulaitis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    I am Iron Man Woman.

    Why do you have two arc reactors?

  • ginger_genie
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:40pm

    Try black electric tape over the buttons. I hate all glowing on buttons in my bedroom at night, so they're all covered in tape.

  • Actual_murderer
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    why is every post I see on the front page from this sub a facebook post now?

  • resorcinarene
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 11:56am

    Your baby: "I love you 3000"

  • offarock
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:27pm

    TIL Stark Industries has really diversified.

  • FlaccidRazor
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 12:39pm

    Do they call you laser tits now?

  • Jellofluoride
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 12:50pm

    Add string of LEDS onto the waist to make a smiley face.

  • whotaketh
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:01pm

    But are they whisper quiet?

  • King420fly
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 11:52am

    Female version of Tony Stark

  • tanntanatann
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:00pm

    IKR? At least if the lights were red, they could be menacing

  • abraksis747
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:26pm

    Did you build that in a cave, with a box of scraps?

  • keifhunter
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:30pm

    Very futuristic!

  • SharkApproved
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:17pm

    I am Iron-Maiden

  • kaptaincorn
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:18pm

    So they glow red when you're empty?

  • barneysonlybullet
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    I saw a lady pumping in her car while driving just the other day. I thought it was crazy at first then thought to myself "why not multitask" haha she had no shame and it was awesome. I say don't worry about people seeing, at least you are breast feeding and not just doing the formula thing.

  • tendonut
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    I literally LOLed at this. I have no idea what was going through the mind of the manufacturer when adding LEDs to something that's suppose to be descrete.

    My wife would whip out the yellow hospital-grade Medela pump anywhere and give zero fucks, but I definitely appreciate the need for subtly around the judgey prudes.

  • Moloth
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:16pm

    Hello, Tonia Stark, the Fe-Male

  • shitoupek
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:05am

    Another tiny sentence in the t&c we can't read...

  • TheMatt561
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:45pm

    Also post in crappy design

  • Nhughes1387
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    Titty stark is that you?

  • gettingmyenergyback
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    Does this remind anyone else of that scene in Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd falls asleep at the wheel and has that dream?

  • gingerkeir
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:35pm

    Iron Woman needs two reactors?

  • intellectual_dimwit
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:35pm

    Just tell everybody that you're Ironwoman!

  • CharlieDmouse
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:36pm

    You have met Iron Man now meet Iron Woman!Now with TWO arc reactors!!!!!

  • bfcanella
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:36pm

    Man, these Cyberpunk 2077 ads are looking rad.

  • Mandorism
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    Couple pieces of electrical tape and you will be good to go lol.

  • tonysanv
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    “I AM IRONMOM”

  • Kye7
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    Angry mom.

  • YawataNoKami
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    Tony stark is that you?

  • Sleippnir
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:38pm

    Frrrrankyyy Nipple Lightooo

  • Four_beastlings
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:39pm

    Iron Mom!

  • copperholic
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:39pm

    They should make the industrial truck backup noise when on.

  • Nightgun1st
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:40pm

    All shit its ironm- i mean woman. Yes ironwoman!

  • dre51298
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:42pm

    Reminds me of Iron man lol

  • Beer-_-Belly
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:42pm

    Thx, That made me laugh.

  • ManipulateYa
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:43pm

    Stark industries getting into the baby game.

  • SlashCross
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:45pm

    My wife would ask me what i think, i would defily say something like "say that you are iron mommy, they will get it".

  • mundaneclipclop
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:45pm

    Ironwoman is that you?

  • Pwncak3z
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:45pm

    I am IRON MILK

  • Gblize
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:46pm

    TIL there are human breast pumps.

  • ILoveLeague
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    Cool, now more than +2000 people here on Reddit know HAHAHAHA

  • Mamacrass
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    Well, I don’t hear a thing...

  • Hallucion
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    Danger! Danger! High voltage!

  • Justanotheru99
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    I mean, electrical tape over the lights?

  • -_MotherOfDragons_-
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm

    oh my god lmao is that the willow pump? I almost got that one when i was breastfeeding!

  • iAMDeadStretch
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm

    Are...are you from the future?

  • Transient_Anus_
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:49pm

    Are those special Iron Woman milk pumps?

    Looks cool, does your suit have powers?

  • karmagroupie
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    Omg. I am so sorry for you but this is bloody hilarious. I so hope u are finding the absolute humor in this!

  • blackoutofplace
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    Mine sounds exactly like Into You but Ariana Grande (the wish sound in the background).

  • Khamiam
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    So that makes you Iron(Wo)man?

  • Ewamor
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    Well, guys, computer lover guys, boobs just got RGB.

  • figgypie
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    You should draw a mouth on your shirt below your boobs. A big ole smiley face. That or wear a red shirt so you can have a red-eyed monster with big fangs and stuff, that'd be badass.

  • globefish23
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Iron Woman - powered by two Arc reactors

  • radioactive2321
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Congrats!

  • cthulularoo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Stark Industries moving away from arms dealing. Baby steps, Stark, bay steps.

  • wrongitsleviosaa
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Holy shit that is hilarious!

  • Last_Gigolo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    May I suggest Band-Aids?

  • DomesticHobo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Martian boobies!

  • Asstronaughty_Bae
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    I am....pumping snap

  • LuckMew
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Roboboobs

  • grrlkitt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Fembots attack

  • WrightOfftheRoad
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    I'm not sure you can say "my eyes are up here"

  • jrose5133
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:54pm

    Hehe... Iron Tit

  • Zer_
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:54pm

    I mean it looks like you have cyber-nipples now. That's cool as fuck!

    Though real talk what the hell were the designers thinking?! Why?!

  • NoseTorque
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:54pm

    Crap is this the willow pump?

  • rwburt72
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    Sorry mommy

  • Tyetus
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    So the new iron man has ....two arc reactor boobs now?

  • godslilhunter
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    Just throw an iron man t shirt on and call it good lol

  • thejoker954
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    You could always use them to make a smiley face. Just use some tape for the mouth lol.

  • f0rcedinducti0n
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:56pm

    "Ma'am... your uh... your high beams are on."

  • Wright4000
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:56pm

    Did Tony Stark build it in a cave with a box of scrap parts?

  • darrelllucas1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Just say “I am Iron Woman” if people are staring. Then open up a burger and set down and start eating it.

  • Str81337
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Tonya Stark

  • lewdite
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Lol hilarious. Black electrical tape will fix that right up but wash your hands after handling.

  • Pikalika
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    But can you hear it?

  • Bwomprocker
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Just tell people you're Ironman. Problem solved

  • red-it
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:58pm

    Both sets of eyes seem like they are staring at me.

  • axionj
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:58pm

    "I am Iron Mom"

  • The_Next_Super_Being
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:59pm

    Iron woman has to be twice as good as iron Man to be accepted into the MCU.

  • radtrinidad
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:00pm

    Ironman breast pumps!

  • andbruno
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:00pm

    Too much stuff comes with LEDs nowadays. I've resorted to covering everything in duct tape or stickers. For the fans on my computer I actually resorted to clipping the wires leading to the LEDs because obviously I couldn't cover the fans up.

  • useThisName23
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:01pm

    Iron maiden

  • coolerape
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:02pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to headlights are on

  • Mtlguy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:02pm

    Look on the bright side, if there's a power outage and the lights go out you'll have the means to safely navigate your environment and it's hands free.

  • IronLanternGamer
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Just tell people you're cosplaying as an AU tony stark.

  • Wombatusmaximus
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Is your name Tonya Stark?

  • rmc8293
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Nice

  • Dirks_Knee
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    It's like Iron Man's arc reactor times 2...

  • DonCoppersmith
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Your boobs want to be iron man.

  • ToxSeed
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:04pm
  • Televisions_Frank
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:04pm

    Do... do they come with blinkers?

  • Ih8rice
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:04pm

    I see Stark industries made those.

  • zluckdog
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    the cyberpunk future is now.

  • MrWoohoo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Your bra is haunted!!!!

  • rosebudd-93
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    ahha the hills have eyes

  • pruchel
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Lol, that's hilarious

  • A10ThunderChild
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm
  • LawnyJ
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Iron Mom

  • 1CrazyCrabClaw
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Iron man would be proud

  • titanfan694
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Just tell them you are Iron Woman

  • billyjack669
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Proof that Tony Stark has nipples.

  • cats213
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:07pm

    I am Iron Pump.

  • WTFishsauce
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:08pm

    The bright future of cybernetic boobs

  • Sarnick18
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:08pm

    What am I suppose to be looking at?

  • WhatthehuckS
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:09pm

    It looks like if Sony made a new Ironman movie

  • ClamatoDiver
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:09pm

    Check the headlights on this chick.

  • kelwan21
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    A little black electrical tape will help with that. I hate unnecessary LEDs.

  • Capt_Johanson
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    You’re like the lactating version of Tony Stark

  • GoliathPrime
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    Iron woman.

  • thelukus5
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:11pm

    “Well Maurine, you’ve enhanced yourself”

  • _h0laerin
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:11pm

    Is that elvie pump?? Congrats on the baby btw

  • Tonz_of_Fun
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:12pm

    Just think of it as Tony Stark's reactor heart!

  • CommonBrother
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:12pm

    Iron man boobies haha

  • syko82
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    God blessed blue LEDs on everything!

  • stonedunikid
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    I am IRONWOMAN.

  • gergnerd
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:15pm

    on one hand sorry they lied to you on the other hand...gratz on becoming ironwoman!

  • almightywhacko
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:15pm

    Tell people you have a heart condition, like Iron Man.

  • Ignorant_Twat
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:16pm

    Tony Stork.

  • itsmesylphy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:16pm

    Weeeell.... hopefully two pieces of duct tape can adjust this crappy design issue...

  • Bumgurgle
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:18pm

    I’m digging the new Iron (Wo)man!!

  • cheffy3369
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:18pm

    ...Iron Women... Is that you?

  • bunnymud
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:19pm

    Iron Tits

  • reddymcredditface
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:19pm

    "We are the Borg.........."

  • DidntDoItReally
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:20pm

    The IRON MAN maternity range! 😂

  • PharaohYami
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:20pm

    My name is Tanya Stark and im Iron Tits

  • bigman_121
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:20pm

    Can I call you Iron-Mom.

  • Wiskid86
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:21pm

    It looks like Tony Stark's first attempted at Iron Woman

  • Sasha_Fire
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:21pm

    It's like the baby version of austin powers robot boobs

  • LA0811
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:22pm

    r/assholedesign would love this.

    Edit: maybe just r/crappydesign (when the bad design is unintentional).

  • BigD310
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:22pm

    eww lol

  • diggexpat
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:23pm

    Why do they need lights on them at all? Can you just disconnect the lights so they don't turn on when the pump does?

  • Oafus
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    Quite a visual. Alas, yon nipples have begun their southerly migration and reside no longer atop Mount Titty.

  • shootyD
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    On a related note, I hate excessive LED lights on things. My living room looks like a Christmas display at night! A fan I use at night has an unnecessarily bright blue LED. Put some electrical on it, might help.

  • Citadel_Cowboy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    Just proclaim "I am Iron Mom." When they ask.

  • Smallz813
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    Arc reactor breast pumps.

  • Motherlover92
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:25pm

    Whole new meaning to “check out her headlights”

  • chr0nicpirate
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:25pm

    Is that a breast pump in your sweater, or are you just happy to see me?

  • SelimNiai
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:25pm

    The Boobs Have Eyes

  • igneouskaiser
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:26pm

    Gas anybody seen the movie Batteries Not Included?

  • Darth_Studious
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:26pm

    Just introduce yourself as Antonia Stark and work on your swagger. Make it work.

  • giveitago
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:26pm

    Does it have a startup dance or disco mode?

  • mejjr687
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    Tony Stark tiddies....lol.

  • wufnu
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. The combination of the facial expression with the knocker-lights... perfect.

  • smackassthat
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    I didn't know Stark Industries made breast pumps.

  • nerogenesis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    How is top comment not a joke about having nice headlights.

  • f1shermark1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Use the Klick and Klack method dealing with warning lights on the dash.Black electrical tape!

  • tohellwithaname
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Another fine product of Stark industries

  • ahdrielle
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Iron man nips!

  • RadioScotty
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    So your boobs are Iron Man now?

  • flaflashr
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:29pm

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Headlights are on high beam"

  • lukekang
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:29pm

    Roboboobs the killer of robocop

  • dryanrocksit
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:30pm

    The look on your face says it all haha

  • kar_el
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:31pm

    Iron Mom?

  • nezroy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:31pm

    Time to make a Cyberpunk 2077 cosplay out of this and cash in on that gravy train.

  • Alopexdog
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:32pm

    This made me laugh out loud. I bought an amazing pump but could never get my daughter to take a bottle. I pretty much had her strapped to me 24/7 for the first year of her life as it was far easier. I'm lucky I work from home because she was anything but discreet when she fed.

  • desolater543
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:32pm

    Disable the lights I do that with everything most of my case fans are cheap rgb fans that were on sale I spray painted over other things I take them apart and remove the light from the circuit. Easiest way is to just paint over the lights with paint or nail polish.

  • click79
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:32pm

    They look angry

  • AbeFalcon
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:35pm

    Iron Mam

  • TheBokononInitiative
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:35pm

    Mrs. Stark!

  • chuckbassisbritish
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    I call them iron man boobs.

  • gonzothegreat13
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    It's like you're Iron Man.

  • neofiter
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    Haha! I actually loled. Thank you

  • barwhalis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    Are they quiet tho?

  • shadyhorse
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    Cyber tit massage available. - Cyberpunk 2077

  • Taint_Glargher
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:37pm
  • wyldanimalz
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:38pm

    Iron Man comes to mind, kinda 🤔

  • curmudgeonlylion
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:38pm

    Iron Woman

  • SquazLord
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:39pm

    Probably been said, buuut - Iron Mom

  • redditready1986
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:39pm

    It's cool though because now your shirt looks like E.V.A.

  • Usernametaken00000
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:40pm

    I AM IRONNNN WOMANNNNNNNNNNN.

  • iarilo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:41pm

    Hello, Mr. Anderson.

  • vox_popular
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:41pm

    Isn't the greater annoyance here that this mom has presumably returned to work before her baby turned 3 weeks old?

  • Spice--Weasel
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:42pm

    Tony Stark is that you???

  • merlinsrage
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:42pm

    On the bright side you look like a female Iron man.

  • followupquestion
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:42pm

    I don’t know about the model you seem to be using, but the Medela Symphony my wife had (we have great insurance) was pretty quiet and definitely up to the task as it’s the “hospital” model. My kids’ Sleep Sheep was significantly louder.

  • gulzarreddit
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:43pm

    With your twin arc reactors you're Tonya Stark!

  • getamic
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Nothing a little electrical tape can't fix

  • Lamorey
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    I guess you can say you have headlights now.

  • miller1873
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Robotits

  • hiphopanonymouz
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Eeeeeeee-va

  • wefearchange
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Tony Stark tits.

    When mine were little the pump was sooooo loud. Medla swore it was 'whisper quiet and discreet' and they lied. My oldest had colic and required lots of rocking before he'd conk off for just a little bit, and then I'd have to go pump in another part of the house so he wouldn't wake up screaming again. It was exhausting. Once he was finally out all I wanted was a little sleep... ugh.

  • SpamShot5
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    When its the middle of the night and you turn your high beams on

  • Lumencontego
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:45pm

    THE BEACONS ARE LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

  • LameDonaldDuck
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:45pm

    Tonya Stark, the hero that kid needs.

  • SirGuileSir
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:46pm

    It's pretty quiet, OP. I can't hear a thing. You can go about your business without concern. Wasn't giggling at your...uh...no, wasn't giggling at all.

  • Brick_v2
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:46pm

    “I am Iron-Mom!”

  • azgrunt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:57am

    I see, you must have bought the headlight version.

  • Mediumofmediocrity
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm

    Looks like your high beams are on.

  • BreachRepair
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:30pm

    What model of pump?

  • zeuqramjj2002
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:58am

    Not if they don’t have eyes.

  • Jacaxagain
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:03am

    Evil boobs

  • listenbuddy125
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:45am

    That’s funny , I’ve always wondered what those were like , I just used a good electric pump every three hours while at work ...so much time management

  • The_Still_Man
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:58am

    Irontits

  • jajeepahtee
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:02pm

    Looks like Agent Smith is about to shoot Neo with some laser boobs.

  • Messisfoot
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm

    I don't get it, what does having arc reactors installed on your nipples have to do with pumping?

  • geoffeaton
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:27pm

    do they turn red when you're empty?

  • pragmaticlysarcastic
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:31pm

    The hills have eyes

  • Canuknucklehead
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:46pm

    It's ummmm fine. Looks perfectly normal...

  • PuffyYoFluffy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:46pm

    New skin for Cyberpunk2077 confirmed

  • MurrayMan92
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:52pm

    You look like your being groped by ETs ghost

  • racingwinner
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:57pm

    you have ironman boobs!

  • ExFiler
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:03pm

    Well, you're set for Halloween...

  • singularineet
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:05pm

    Seven Point Two of Nine

COMMENTS

  • harmallama
    1444 points Aug 23,2019, 11:55am

    I had my babies in the last decade, maybe pumps have come on since then, but my pump always sounded like milking time in the cattle shed x 1000. Nothing quiet or dignified about it. It was hard to feel maternally graceful and nurturing when you were attached to a machine going NYURCHNYURCHNYURCH.

  • ML_cool_J
    1037 points Aug 23,2019, 10:56am

    Iron Mom

  • hadhad69
    330 points Aug 23,2019, 12:33pm

    Compilation of attempted Iron Man puns in this thread

    Iron Mom

    Iron M'am

    Tonia Stark

    Irontits

    My favourite

    Female version of Tony Stark

    late additions

    Titty Stark

    Iron Maiden

  • mukenwalla
    110 points Aug 23,2019, 12:48pm

    You look disappointed, but you still look pumped.

  • PSA_withGUITARS
    52 points Aug 23,2019, 12:33pm

    But how is it working out? Genuinely curious, b/c I had a regular electric pump with the big flanges and all... aside from the lights it looks pretty decent! Being able to wear a shirt and pump must be nice.

  • tonyp113
    126 points Aug 23,2019, 10:58am

    You breasts seem to have become self aware

  • alejo699
    34 points Aug 23,2019, 1:30pm

    Why does everything have to have an LED on it these days? I turn out the lights in my living room and it looks like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

  • tidytrev
    56 points Aug 23,2019, 10:56am

    Are you breastfeeding iron man?

  • IronmanLTT
    64 points Aug 23,2019, 11:00am

    Stickers might fix that. Either way that is still pretty cool tech

  • ilazul
    18 points Aug 23,2019, 11:47am

    Iron M'am

  • not_another_drummer
    20 points Aug 23,2019, 11:50am

    It’s whisper quiet and you now have light up boobs!! I don’t see a downside.

  • Truth-in-advertizing
    6 points Aug 23,2019, 12:24pm
  • Ochib
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm
  • reddit455
    11 points Aug 23,2019, 11:50am

    ...do they at least change color when you need to change them out? or send you an alert... in case your boobs are in the other room?

    what happens when a cup won't boot?

    some things don't need to be fixed.

  • dldanniel
    21 points Aug 23,2019, 11:04am

    You got high beems

  • Timelordinsc
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 1:39pm

    Ironmom

  • AnEnemyStando
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 12:35pm

    The new Iron Man is weird

  • Ravenamore
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:35pm

    I rented one of the good Medelas that barely made a sound when I left the hospital, but after a month, I switched out to a WIC loaner.

    I can't remember the model name, I know it was a Medela, but it was this huge bulky blue box with a bright yellow piston, about as industrial looking as you can get, and GOD it was loud.Did the job great, but I always had to crank the TV up whenever I was pumping.

  • DanN58
    5 points Aug 23,2019, 12:52pm

    Now that "Bennie and the Jets" Mondegreen makes more sense:

    Oh Bennie she's really keen
    She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit

  • born_to_fart
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 11:36am

    Nipple headlights, cool!

  • Karate-Schnitzel
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:36pm

    Hey, you left your headlights on!

  • Jamesonmademedoit
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:41pm

    Ahahahahah, my wife bought the same ones... I asked why here boobs were glowing.... lol

  • HerculeanExemplar
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:41pm

    You bought two Arc reactors not breast pumps.

  • Arco1338
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:44pm

    I wish I had light up nips... Then I could pee at night without turning on lights

  • Valkyrie1500
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:44pm

    Are those the "Full" indicators?

  • ChaosWolf1982
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm

    Talk about highbeams...

  • spibbiez21
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Robotits

  • ohyeaoksure
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Congratulations! Keep up the milking, very good for baby and burns 500 calories a day!

  • greeneyedblonde
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Ah, the Willow? I actually loved mine but looked too much like a fembot to feel comfortable pumping with them on in public. Their ads of the beautiful women discreetly pumping while on walks and such is totally deceiving.

  • lolplayerem
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:58pm

    When people were saying that these are getting rave reviews, the meant an actual rave.

  • Er_k_O
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:00pm

    Alternate universe where Tony Stark is a woman

  • cpagedc
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:09pm

    Try turning the high beams off.

  • NosyStranger
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    From slang to literal, "Nice head lights!"😁👏

  • PyTec-Ari
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:11pm

    IronMam-meries

    Realised it’s a well flogged dead horse

  • Notyourhero3
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:12pm

    New Iron Man movie looks odd.

  • ImizIntrpretedDeRulz
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:13pm

    Does it work well? I mean besides the blue fire nipples

  • Coroner13
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    I want glowing nipples.

  • Grochlink
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:17pm

    This promo art for the next Iron Man movie?

  • daiz-
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:18pm

    Mommy Stark doo doo doo doo doo doo...

  • skelebone
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    My wife had a rechargeable Medela pump, and I said that the noise it made sounded like a old Jewish man angry because they ran out of pastrami at the deli.

    "Hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh, hrrrrmnh."

  • gristly_adams
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:29pm

    This is amazing.

    Thank you so much for sharing.

  • beetus_gerulaitis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    I am Iron Man Woman.

    Why do you have two arc reactors?

  • ginger_genie
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:40pm

    Try black electric tape over the buttons. I hate all glowing on buttons in my bedroom at night, so they're all covered in tape.

  • Actual_murderer
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    why is every post I see on the front page from this sub a facebook post now?

  • resorcinarene
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 11:56am

    Your baby: "I love you 3000"

  • offarock
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:27pm

    TIL Stark Industries has really diversified.

  • FlaccidRazor
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 12:39pm

    Do they call you laser tits now?

  • Jellofluoride
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 12:50pm

    Add string of LEDS onto the waist to make a smiley face.

  • whotaketh
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:01pm

    But are they whisper quiet?

  • King420fly
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 11:52am

    Female version of Tony Stark

  • tanntanatann
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:00pm

    IKR? At least if the lights were red, they could be menacing

  • abraksis747
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:26pm

    Did you build that in a cave, with a box of scraps?

  • keifhunter
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:30pm

    Very futuristic!

  • SharkApproved
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:17pm

    I am Iron-Maiden

  • kaptaincorn
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:18pm

    So they glow red when you're empty?

  • barneysonlybullet
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    I saw a lady pumping in her car while driving just the other day. I thought it was crazy at first then thought to myself "why not multitask" haha she had no shame and it was awesome. I say don't worry about people seeing, at least you are breast feeding and not just doing the formula thing.

  • tendonut
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    I literally LOLed at this. I have no idea what was going through the mind of the manufacturer when adding LEDs to something that's suppose to be descrete.

    My wife would whip out the yellow hospital-grade Medela pump anywhere and give zero fucks, but I definitely appreciate the need for subtly around the judgey prudes.

  • Moloth
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 12:16pm

    Hello, Tonia Stark, the Fe-Male

  • shitoupek
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:05am

    Another tiny sentence in the t&c we can't read...

  • TheMatt561
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:45pm

    Also post in crappy design

  • Nhughes1387
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    Titty stark is that you?

  • gettingmyenergyback
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:34pm

    Does this remind anyone else of that scene in Dumb and Dumber where Lloyd falls asleep at the wheel and has that dream?

  • gingerkeir
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:35pm

    Iron Woman needs two reactors?

  • intellectual_dimwit
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:35pm

    Just tell everybody that you're Ironwoman!

  • CharlieDmouse
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:36pm

    You have met Iron Man now meet Iron Woman!Now with TWO arc reactors!!!!!

  • bfcanella
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:36pm

    Man, these Cyberpunk 2077 ads are looking rad.

  • Mandorism
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    Couple pieces of electrical tape and you will be good to go lol.

  • tonysanv
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    “I AM IRONMOM”

  • Kye7
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    Angry mom.

  • YawataNoKami
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:37pm

    Tony stark is that you?

  • Sleippnir
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:38pm

    Frrrrankyyy Nipple Lightooo

  • Four_beastlings
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:39pm

    Iron Mom!

  • copperholic
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:39pm

    They should make the industrial truck backup noise when on.

  • Nightgun1st
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:40pm

    All shit its ironm- i mean woman. Yes ironwoman!

  • dre51298
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:42pm

    Reminds me of Iron man lol

  • Beer-_-Belly
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:42pm

    Thx, That made me laugh.

  • ManipulateYa
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:43pm

    Stark industries getting into the baby game.

  • SlashCross
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:45pm

    My wife would ask me what i think, i would defily say something like "say that you are iron mommy, they will get it".

  • mundaneclipclop
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:45pm

    Ironwoman is that you?

  • Pwncak3z
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:45pm

    I am IRON MILK

  • Gblize
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:46pm

    TIL there are human breast pumps.

  • ILoveLeague
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    Cool, now more than +2000 people here on Reddit know HAHAHAHA

  • Mamacrass
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    Well, I don’t hear a thing...

  • Hallucion
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    Danger! Danger! High voltage!

  • Justanotheru99
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:47pm

    I mean, electrical tape over the lights?

  • -_MotherOfDragons_-
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm

    oh my god lmao is that the willow pump? I almost got that one when i was breastfeeding!

  • iAMDeadStretch
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:48pm

    Are...are you from the future?

  • Transient_Anus_
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:49pm

    Are those special Iron Woman milk pumps?

    Looks cool, does your suit have powers?

  • karmagroupie
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    Omg. I am so sorry for you but this is bloody hilarious. I so hope u are finding the absolute humor in this!

  • blackoutofplace
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    Mine sounds exactly like Into You but Ariana Grande (the wish sound in the background).

  • Khamiam
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    So that makes you Iron(Wo)man?

  • Ewamor
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    Well, guys, computer lover guys, boobs just got RGB.

  • figgypie
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:51pm

    You should draw a mouth on your shirt below your boobs. A big ole smiley face. That or wear a red shirt so you can have a red-eyed monster with big fangs and stuff, that'd be badass.

  • globefish23
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Iron Woman - powered by two Arc reactors

  • radioactive2321
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Congrats!

  • cthulularoo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Stark Industries moving away from arms dealing. Baby steps, Stark, bay steps.

  • wrongitsleviosaa
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    Holy shit that is hilarious!

  • Last_Gigolo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:52pm

    May I suggest Band-Aids?

  • DomesticHobo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Martian boobies!

  • Asstronaughty_Bae
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    I am....pumping snap

  • LuckMew
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Roboboobs

  • grrlkitt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    Fembots attack

  • WrightOfftheRoad
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:53pm

    I'm not sure you can say "my eyes are up here"

  • jrose5133
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:54pm

    Hehe... Iron Tit

  • Zer_
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:54pm

    I mean it looks like you have cyber-nipples now. That's cool as fuck!

    Though real talk what the hell were the designers thinking?! Why?!

  • NoseTorque
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:54pm

    Crap is this the willow pump?

  • rwburt72
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    Sorry mommy

  • Tyetus
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    So the new iron man has ....two arc reactor boobs now?

  • godslilhunter
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    Just throw an iron man t shirt on and call it good lol

  • thejoker954
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:55pm

    You could always use them to make a smiley face. Just use some tape for the mouth lol.

  • f0rcedinducti0n
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:56pm

    "Ma'am... your uh... your high beams are on."

  • Wright4000
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:56pm

    Did Tony Stark build it in a cave with a box of scrap parts?

  • darrelllucas1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Just say “I am Iron Woman” if people are staring. Then open up a burger and set down and start eating it.

  • Str81337
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Tonya Stark

  • lewdite
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Lol hilarious. Black electrical tape will fix that right up but wash your hands after handling.

  • Pikalika
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    But can you hear it?

  • Bwomprocker
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:57pm

    Just tell people you're Ironman. Problem solved

  • red-it
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:58pm

    Both sets of eyes seem like they are staring at me.

  • axionj
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:58pm

    "I am Iron Mom"

  • The_Next_Super_Being
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:59pm

    Iron woman has to be twice as good as iron Man to be accepted into the MCU.

  • radtrinidad
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:00pm

    Ironman breast pumps!

  • andbruno
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:00pm

    Too much stuff comes with LEDs nowadays. I've resorted to covering everything in duct tape or stickers. For the fans on my computer I actually resorted to clipping the wires leading to the LEDs because obviously I couldn't cover the fans up.

  • useThisName23
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:01pm

    Iron maiden

  • coolerape
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:02pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to headlights are on

  • Mtlguy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:02pm

    Look on the bright side, if there's a power outage and the lights go out you'll have the means to safely navigate your environment and it's hands free.

  • IronLanternGamer
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Just tell people you're cosplaying as an AU tony stark.

  • Wombatusmaximus
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Is your name Tonya Stark?

  • rmc8293
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Nice

  • Dirks_Knee
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    It's like Iron Man's arc reactor times 2...

  • DonCoppersmith
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:03pm

    Your boobs want to be iron man.

  • ToxSeed
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:04pm
  • Televisions_Frank
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:04pm

    Do... do they come with blinkers?

  • Ih8rice
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:04pm

    I see Stark industries made those.

  • zluckdog
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    the cyberpunk future is now.

  • MrWoohoo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Your bra is haunted!!!!

  • rosebudd-93
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    ahha the hills have eyes

  • pruchel
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Lol, that's hilarious

  • A10ThunderChild
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm
  • LawnyJ
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Iron Mom

  • 1CrazyCrabClaw
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Iron man would be proud

  • titanfan694
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Just tell them you are Iron Woman

  • billyjack669
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Proof that Tony Stark has nipples.

  • cats213
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:07pm

    I am Iron Pump.

  • WTFishsauce
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:08pm

    The bright future of cybernetic boobs

  • Sarnick18
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:08pm

    What am I suppose to be looking at?

  • WhatthehuckS
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:09pm

    It looks like if Sony made a new Ironman movie

  • ClamatoDiver
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:09pm

    Check the headlights on this chick.

  • kelwan21
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    A little black electrical tape will help with that. I hate unnecessary LEDs.

  • Capt_Johanson
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    You’re like the lactating version of Tony Stark

  • GoliathPrime
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:10pm

    Iron woman.

  • thelukus5
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:11pm

    “Well Maurine, you’ve enhanced yourself”

  • _h0laerin
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:11pm

    Is that elvie pump?? Congrats on the baby btw

  • Tonz_of_Fun
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:12pm

    Just think of it as Tony Stark's reactor heart!

  • CommonBrother
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:12pm

    Iron man boobies haha

  • syko82
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    God blessed blue LEDs on everything!

  • stonedunikid
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:14pm

    I am IRONWOMAN.

  • gergnerd
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:15pm

    on one hand sorry they lied to you on the other hand...gratz on becoming ironwoman!

  • almightywhacko
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:15pm

    Tell people you have a heart condition, like Iron Man.

  • Ignorant_Twat
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:16pm

    Tony Stork.

  • itsmesylphy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:16pm

    Weeeell.... hopefully two pieces of duct tape can adjust this crappy design issue...

  • Bumgurgle
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:18pm

    I’m digging the new Iron (Wo)man!!

  • cheffy3369
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:18pm

    ...Iron Women... Is that you?

  • bunnymud
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:19pm

    Iron Tits

  • reddymcredditface
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:19pm

    "We are the Borg.........."

  • DidntDoItReally
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:20pm

    The IRON MAN maternity range! 😂

  • PharaohYami
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:20pm

    My name is Tanya Stark and im Iron Tits

  • bigman_121
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:20pm

    Can I call you Iron-Mom.

  • Wiskid86
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:21pm

    It looks like Tony Stark's first attempted at Iron Woman

  • Sasha_Fire
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:21pm

    It's like the baby version of austin powers robot boobs

  • LA0811
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:22pm

    r/assholedesign would love this.

    Edit: maybe just r/crappydesign (when the bad design is unintentional).

  • BigD310
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:22pm

    eww lol

  • diggexpat
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:23pm

    Why do they need lights on them at all? Can you just disconnect the lights so they don't turn on when the pump does?

  • Oafus
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    Quite a visual. Alas, yon nipples have begun their southerly migration and reside no longer atop Mount Titty.

  • shootyD
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    On a related note, I hate excessive LED lights on things. My living room looks like a Christmas display at night! A fan I use at night has an unnecessarily bright blue LED. Put some electrical on it, might help.

  • Citadel_Cowboy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    Just proclaim "I am Iron Mom." When they ask.

  • Smallz813
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:24pm

    Arc reactor breast pumps.

  • Motherlover92
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:25pm

    Whole new meaning to “check out her headlights”

  • chr0nicpirate
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:25pm

    Is that a breast pump in your sweater, or are you just happy to see me?

  • SelimNiai
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:25pm

    The Boobs Have Eyes

  • igneouskaiser
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:26pm

    Gas anybody seen the movie Batteries Not Included?

  • Darth_Studious
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:26pm

    Just introduce yourself as Antonia Stark and work on your swagger. Make it work.

  • giveitago
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:26pm

    Does it have a startup dance or disco mode?

  • mejjr687
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    Tony Stark tiddies....lol.

  • wufnu
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. The combination of the facial expression with the knocker-lights... perfect.

  • smackassthat
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    I didn't know Stark Industries made breast pumps.

  • nerogenesis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:27pm

    How is top comment not a joke about having nice headlights.

  • f1shermark1
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Use the Klick and Klack method dealing with warning lights on the dash.Black electrical tape!

  • tohellwithaname
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Another fine product of Stark industries

  • ahdrielle
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    Iron man nips!

  • RadioScotty
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:28pm

    So your boobs are Iron Man now?

  • flaflashr
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:29pm

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Headlights are on high beam"

  • lukekang
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:29pm

    Roboboobs the killer of robocop

  • dryanrocksit
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:30pm

    The look on your face says it all haha

  • kar_el
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:31pm

    Iron Mom?

  • nezroy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:31pm

    Time to make a Cyberpunk 2077 cosplay out of this and cash in on that gravy train.

  • Alopexdog
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:32pm

    This made me laugh out loud. I bought an amazing pump but could never get my daughter to take a bottle. I pretty much had her strapped to me 24/7 for the first year of her life as it was far easier. I'm lucky I work from home because she was anything but discreet when she fed.

  • desolater543
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:32pm

    Disable the lights I do that with everything most of my case fans are cheap rgb fans that were on sale I spray painted over other things I take them apart and remove the light from the circuit. Easiest way is to just paint over the lights with paint or nail polish.

  • click79
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:32pm

    They look angry

  • AbeFalcon
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:35pm

    Iron Mam

  • TheBokononInitiative
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:35pm

    Mrs. Stark!

  • chuckbassisbritish
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    I call them iron man boobs.

  • gonzothegreat13
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    It's like you're Iron Man.

  • neofiter
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    Haha! I actually loled. Thank you

  • barwhalis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    Are they quiet tho?

  • shadyhorse
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:36pm

    Cyber tit massage available. - Cyberpunk 2077

  • Taint_Glargher
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:37pm
  • wyldanimalz
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:38pm

    Iron Man comes to mind, kinda 🤔

  • curmudgeonlylion
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:38pm

    Iron Woman

  • SquazLord
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:39pm

    Probably been said, buuut - Iron Mom

  • redditready1986
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:39pm

    It's cool though because now your shirt looks like E.V.A.

  • Usernametaken00000
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:40pm

    I AM IRONNNN WOMANNNNNNNNNNN.

  • iarilo
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:41pm

    Hello, Mr. Anderson.

  • vox_popular
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:41pm

    Isn't the greater annoyance here that this mom has presumably returned to work before her baby turned 3 weeks old?

  • Spice--Weasel
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:42pm

    Tony Stark is that you???

  • merlinsrage
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:42pm

    On the bright side you look like a female Iron man.

  • followupquestion
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:42pm

    I don’t know about the model you seem to be using, but the Medela Symphony my wife had (we have great insurance) was pretty quiet and definitely up to the task as it’s the “hospital” model. My kids’ Sleep Sheep was significantly louder.

  • gulzarreddit
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:43pm

    With your twin arc reactors you're Tonya Stark!

  • getamic
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Nothing a little electrical tape can't fix

  • Lamorey
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    I guess you can say you have headlights now.

  • miller1873
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Robotits

  • hiphopanonymouz
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Eeeeeeee-va

  • wefearchange
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    Tony Stark tits.

    When mine were little the pump was sooooo loud. Medla swore it was 'whisper quiet and discreet' and they lied. My oldest had colic and required lots of rocking before he'd conk off for just a little bit, and then I'd have to go pump in another part of the house so he wouldn't wake up screaming again. It was exhausting. Once he was finally out all I wanted was a little sleep... ugh.

  • SpamShot5
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:44pm

    When its the middle of the night and you turn your high beams on

  • Lumencontego
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:45pm

    THE BEACONS ARE LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

  • LameDonaldDuck
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:45pm

    Tonya Stark, the hero that kid needs.

  • SirGuileSir
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:46pm

    It's pretty quiet, OP. I can't hear a thing. You can go about your business without concern. Wasn't giggling at your...uh...no, wasn't giggling at all.

  • Brick_v2
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 2:46pm

    “I am Iron-Mom!”

  • azgrunt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:57am

    I see, you must have bought the headlight version.

  • Mediumofmediocrity
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm

    Looks like your high beams are on.

  • BreachRepair
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:30pm

    What model of pump?

  • zeuqramjj2002
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:58am

    Not if they don’t have eyes.

  • Jacaxagain
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:03am

    Evil boobs

  • listenbuddy125
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:45am

    That’s funny , I’ve always wondered what those were like , I just used a good electric pump every three hours while at work ...so much time management

  • The_Still_Man
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 11:58am

    Irontits

  • jajeepahtee
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:02pm

    Looks like Agent Smith is about to shoot Neo with some laser boobs.

  • Messisfoot
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm

    I don't get it, what does having arc reactors installed on your nipples have to do with pumping?

  • geoffeaton
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:27pm

    do they turn red when you're empty?

  • pragmaticlysarcastic
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:31pm

    The hills have eyes

  • Canuknucklehead
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:46pm

    It's ummmm fine. Looks perfectly normal...

  • PuffyYoFluffy
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:46pm

    New skin for Cyberpunk2077 confirmed

  • MurrayMan92
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:52pm

    You look like your being groped by ETs ghost

  • racingwinner
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:57pm

    you have ironman boobs!

  • ExFiler
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:03pm

    Well, you're set for Halloween...

  • singularineet
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 1:05pm

    Seven Point Two of Nine

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Best Place to just seat and unwind!

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  • parkbenchbum
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:19pm

    Nap Time!!!

  • DeeMii6
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:57pm

    Beautiful

  • SideshowRob88
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 7:04pm

    Sit

  • ywnwalfc
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 7:28pm

    dont know why these colored trees always reminds of memoirs of a geisha. is this in Japan?

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  • parkbenchbum
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:19pm

    Nap Time!!!

  • DeeMii6
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:57pm

    Beautiful

  • SideshowRob88
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 7:04pm

    Sit

  • sezar4321
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 6:08pm

    Photo by @shadz_ig on Instagram

  • ywnwalfc
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 7:28pm

    dont know why these colored trees always reminds of memoirs of a geisha. is this in Japan?

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A lightning strike over lavender fields

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  • Skalla_Resco
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 1:21pm

    Pretty sure that's not earth.

  • to_the_tenth_power
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:17pm

    Photo by @fir17ss on Instagram

  • SaturatedAdrian
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:38pm

    nice pic

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  • Skalla_Resco
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 1:21pm

    Pretty sure that's not earth.

  • to_the_tenth_power
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:17pm

    Photo by @fir17ss on Instagram

  • SaturatedAdrian
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 1:38pm

    nice pic

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My wife made a paper and pencil cake.

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  • MordelDeBerde
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:26pm

    If you hadn't told us what this was supposed to represent, I would have had no fucking idea that this is supposed to represent paper and pencil. It's just a white frosted cake with some lines and then a German/Belgian flag inside.

  • Ered1234
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 5:44pm

    Is the paper edible?

  • DANTESX
    -1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:36pm

    Looks too good to be gluten free!

  • HikingBoots57
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 7:11pm

    Why's it called a ...oh, never mind.

    Very creative.

    .

  • loxiscool
    -1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:25pm

    And what looks like a German flag on the inside.

  • cbow3001
    -2 points Aug 22,2019, 4:15pm

    Inspired by the kids going back to school.

    More pics of this and other cakes on her IG @ww_bakes

  • SteadyLemons
    -2 points Aug 22,2019, 4:17pm

    I thought you meant that the cake was literally made out of paper and pencil. It looked like actual cake. And that’s because it is! Looks yummy.

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  • MordelDeBerde
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:26pm

    If you hadn't told us what this was supposed to represent, I would have had no fucking idea that this is supposed to represent paper and pencil. It's just a white frosted cake with some lines and then a German/Belgian flag inside.

  • Ered1234
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 5:44pm

    Is the paper edible?

  • DANTESX
    -1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:36pm

    Looks too good to be gluten free!

  • fermat1432
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 6:50pm

    Quite brilliant! Russian Constructivism?

  • HikingBoots57
    0 points Aug 22,2019, 7:11pm

    Why's it called a ...oh, never mind.

    Very creative.

    .

  • loxiscool
    -1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:25pm

    And what looks like a German flag on the inside.

  • cbow3001
    -2 points Aug 22,2019, 4:15pm

    Inspired by the kids going back to school.

    More pics of this and other cakes on her IG @ww_bakes

  • SteadyLemons
    -2 points Aug 22,2019, 4:17pm

    I thought you meant that the cake was literally made out of paper and pencil. It looked like actual cake. And that’s because it is! Looks yummy.

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ACK! Painting I'm doing

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  • ItsBoTime88
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:12pm

    I fucking LOVE this!!!

  • VeryFrknAnnoyin
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:28pm

    This is from that movie with rowdy Piper ?

  • ieatsilicagel
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:33pm

    Ack ack ack ack.

COMMENTS

  • ItsBoTime88
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:12pm

    I fucking LOVE this!!!

  • VeryFrknAnnoyin
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:28pm

    This is from that movie with rowdy Piper ?

  • ieatsilicagel
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:33pm

    Ack ack ack ack.

  • VeryFrknAnnoyin
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:39pm

    U Snek huh. Lil sssssnek

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Lightning vs golf course pin in NC

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  • ghendler
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:05pm

    Wow. Where was this taken?

  • ghendler
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:21pm

    We had some crazy storms in eastern N.C. the last few days!

COMMENTS

  • ghendler
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:05pm

    Wow. Where was this taken?

  • ghendler
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:21pm

    We had some crazy storms in eastern N.C. the last few days!

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A friend's attempt to salvage some broken pots

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  • pangalacticpothealer
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 7:58pm

    Resourceful and creative.

  • DownvoteNashville
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 7:52pm

    Thats cool as hell tho

  • im-probably-stoned
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 7:52pm

    Attempt?

  • _Dera_
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:34pm

    I say that's a complete success. Truly beautiful.

COMMENTS

  • pangalacticpothealer
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 7:58pm

    Resourceful and creative.

  • DownvoteNashville
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 7:52pm

    Thats cool as hell tho

  • im-probably-stoned
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 7:52pm

    Attempt?

  • brunodanha
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:02pm

    Reminds me of an ancient city ruins! Really well done!

  • _Dera_
    1 points Aug 21,2019, 8:34pm

    I say that's a complete success. Truly beautiful.

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