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Solo: A Star Wars Story El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
This whole movie is just to let us know what happened to Huell.
Edit: Looks like Netflix has removed the name
Holy shit.... it's actually happening 😧
I mean aren't his "captors" all dead? Still though, excited to see what they do with this.
C'mon Jesse. Apply yourself.
Will we get more Walt scenes though..? 🤔
I honestly love the Breaking Bad universe and rich characters that I won’t mind them revisiting it many times.
Can’t wait for this one!
Is this feature length? For some reason I'm getting show length vibes.
Please make it a happy ending for Jesse. I want bittersweet but in the end right for his character. Like maybe he goes to prison, but goes to woodshop on account of good behavior. Have him find peace.
Can’t remember when I’ve been more excited for something I didn’t know existed until right now.
Hell yeah, bitch
Supposedly it's already done filming
I'm hoping it will be entirely set in the Vietnamese nail bar where Saul had his office, and it will all be about the ingenious schemes Saul creates in his quest to get a free glass of cucumber water.
I was very meh on the Deadwood movie after being really hyped about it. I'm gonna go into this one with subdued expectations.
But if anyone can deliver something brilliant, its Vince Gilligan.
Interestingly, El Camino means The Camino in freedom speak.
In Canada all we've got is El Camino Christmas
Its. Not it’s.
Vince Gilligan has never let us down.
What! I didn’t even know this was happening. Unreal
Will Brian appear only in flashbacks?
Walter is totally gonna be brought back to life as a Cyborg with an AI in his head voiced by David Spade I'm so excited for this!
Fugitive, yes. Though, aren’t all his captors dead?
YEAH BITCH HOLLYWOOD!
My heart: Please have a happy ending for Jesse
My Brain: *Prepares for devastation*
The law and his past are his captors? Temporal police?
Sigh. Guess I'll rewatch the series before it comes out.
Guess I have to finish BB now lmao
Just got to season four on Netflix. Took me long enough to get to this show, cool to see the movie may be out just in time for me to finish the show
Yo yo yo biatch!
I just want to see him have a normal life in alaska
I just hope they don't mess this up and ruin the original series for us!!
Holy shit this is a thing??? What?! When was this announced?
You can run but you can't hide, bitch!
Oh shit. Guess it's time for me to binge and finish Better Call Saul.
Haha fuck I posted this to r/breakingbad and r/bettercallsaul but not r/movies and lost so much dang karma!!
Aren’t his captors all dead?
I'm not sure why I never thought of this before now, but I guess that I always just assumed it would be in theaters...Kinda disappointed now to realize that it's a Netflix Original lol this will probably turn out to be their best film yet aka the first good one too
I swear nothing can be left the way it is nowadays. Better Call Saul is one thing because it’s a prequel but Jesus Christ, why can’t something as good as the ending of BB be left alone? Everything always has to be continued and/or rebooted. I just don’t understand it. What is the point? Just let the legacy of some things remain amazing.
I refuse to watch this movie if there isn't any mention of all the hardwork that went into Better Call Saul.
Mike maybe dead but everything that happened before he died at least to me was very important even if Better Call Saul is a prequel.
You know Walt is alive. Hes going to appear 1/4 into the movie.
Not a spoiler b/c Im just guessing.
it's going to be shit, right?
El Camino - A Breaking Bad Movie
Doesn't giving it a name and not just "The Breaking Bad Movie" indicate that there might be more than one movie planned?
Why? Does anyone really need more to Jessie’s story? He got out , Walt’s dead and the woman Jessie loved is dead, all the people who captured him are dead. His story is done.
I hope they find a way to bring Kristen Ritter back from the dead.
Its a Netflix movie? That puts a mild damper on things.
Would've liked to have had it on blu ray next to my Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul seasons. Most unlikely now.
By himself? Hmm....the best episodes of Breaking Bad weren't written by Gilligan. I'm slightly worried.
I watched the series and enjoyed it, I guess. Tried to rewatch some of it but it puts me in a bad mood. Meth addiction, murder, death. Might as well just get the family together for a movie and watch Requiem for a Dream, this sounds like about as much fun.
This is what I got
Holy shit. We're back in the 90's with the direct to video Disney movies.
This feels creepy to me
An answer to a question nobody asked.
its just two dogs fucking for 90 minutes while a fake Italian throws spaghetti on them
This looks so unappealing.
Are they going to have the Siamese cats?
Ugh, it looks a million times more absurd in live action. Two humans looking on two dogs romantically like that.
I'm going to be 100% honest here. I thought this was a fanmade poster. I didn't think Disney would make a live-action Lady and the Tramp any time soon and the elements in this poster look thrown together from multiple sources. Yikes.
I hope for the spaghetti scene, instead of the adorable moment where they slurp on the same strain of spaghetti, these stray dogs fucking chomp down on the plate of spaghetti like they're in starvation-survival mode, lol.
Oh for fuck sakes
Thanks I hate it.
A cocker spaniel with weirdly human eyes giving a 'come hither' look is something I never knew that I didn't want to see. Thanks Disney..
Guys, seriously?? All you have to do is glance at this poster for 5 seconds to see that it's obviously fake. Like, there is no way. It's sooo bad, just look at it. Just for starters, why would they put Pixar and Marvel and Star Wars and Nat Geo on there with Disney, when they have nothing to do with this film?? It's clearly a joke about Disney's absurd, monopolistic empire and how they've been doing lazy, low effort remakes for a quick billion dollars.
...is what I thought before I looked it up and found out it's real.
Why stop there? Duck tales with real ducks! Steamboat Willie with real mice! Snow White with real midgets!
Wait, Nat Geo is under Disney+?
So do they think it's an original film? Or is the original cartoon streaming?
Disney really needs to just stop
So disney+ starts Nov. 12
Make it stop. Please ;n;
Is that my man Sam Lloyd singing in the background?
You watch. Once they run out of animated films to make live action, they will start taking their live action films and animate them.
That sure is some uncanny valley going on, there. I know dogs' eyes can be expressive in real life, but this looks unsettling.
In theaters, pass.
At home and already toasted on the couch, sure.
EDIT: If it were in theaters, I'd pass.
Disney's 'We're still out of ideas' Official Poster
Fuck off Disney.
k the tramp looks exactly like my dog but grey
At least its just on streaming. I think my kids would like it.
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg
Jesus they can’t stop. All these IP’s are in ruins. Make something original.
I made a really similar picture maybe 8 years ago lol
Am I crazy or does that look like the Little Mermaid font to anyone?
It really blows that Disney+ is going to be the only way to watch The Mandalorian.
There’s no way I’m paying for another streaming service.
Oh boy, more fucking live-action remakes that we don't need
I understand these movies get money anyways, but goddamn these live actions are bad, Lion King was awful, live action animals are horrible at conveying emotions
Reddit sees promotional material of Live Action Disney remake: This looks like shit
Reddit watches movie: It was surprisingly good, the critics are wrong, my nostalgia!
I mean... it looks cute I think? It's for sure best suited for streaming but it doesn't look awful or anything.
Only reason why I want to watch this is because apparently the dog was a stray and is now a hollywood dog. Gotta support a good boi
ITT: People not realizing that these are real dogs and not CGI animals like The Lion King.
I know the poster clearly animates the eyes, but everything else shows them to just look like normal, adorable dogs.
At least it looks like the dogs will be able to emote, unlike the lions.
Truly the darkest timeline...
Fucks sake, really??
wasn't tramp a schnauzer?
At least it's not coming out in theaters so that's pretty cool
Something is off with that Schnauzer. His proportions look weird.
Disney you silly. Just release the next Tron already
Quite frankly, I'd be delighted if Disney made a new movie in the classic animation style in what is colloquially known as " The Disney Renaissance" era.
Firstly, a live action remake of a classic will never recapture the magic of the original and secondly, making a new movie in the old animation style would help appeal to the nostalgic demographic they are attempting to not so subtly target.
Personally, I find the older animation style to be so much more appealing; there just seems to be something more cinematic when everything isn't so bright and sharp and in hi resolution hd.
There were some fanmade versions earlier that got taken down but looked more like the original than this
The lighting of the dogs and the table look fucked-up. Like a bad photoshop
For some reason it really bothers me that the word "Lady" is below the tramp and "Tramp" is below the lady. Was it like that with the original poster for the animated movie?
These Disney original remakes are going to be their streaming equivalent of netflix's originals. Straight to video
the dogs look like how people wanted the lion king characters to look, partially cartoonish. i hope people don't have a fucking problem with that.
also the dog pound scene where the dogs are crying is gonna fuck me up real hard again probably
Interesting that it’s streaming exclusive. Is this the first Disney+ exclusive movie? I wonder if we’ll ever get viewership numbers on it.
Fuck off Disney
Disney. Stahp. Seriously.
Of all the Disney remakes I felt were unnecessary, this is definitely the most unnecessary one by far. Like, when you think about making classic movies live action, you think about the potential good things that can come from a revisit and with actual people. I actually felt Jungle Book was a really good one, because while it was mostly animals with only a few humans and therefore could only technically be called live action, it expanded on the story and characters of the original movie to make in my opinion, an engaging product. Then you have Lion King which is all animated animals therefore not live action, and it didn’t take advantage of a revisit at all, making the exact same movie but worse.
So Lady and the Tramp comes along as this movie that seemingly could work. It has real people therefore making it technically live action, and the original story was somewhat simple which means a revisit could lead to good changes.
But then I see this paper and I realize how this could only work as a cartoon.
The cartoon makes the animals look more alive and aware. You can buy a romance between the two due to their good character animation and because everything is cartoonish, even the people.
Here they are literally two dogs who these actual real life people set up a spaghetti dinner for and...and it just looks ridiculous. I actually started laughing when I saw it. It’s so bizarre.
The "Tramp" is a real-life rescue dog, that's pretty cool.
Stop. This. Bullshit. Disney.
Now they’re starting to fuck with my personal favorite? Fuck off Disney just make an HD rerelease or something.
This is a fan-made poster, right?
We found the bottom of the barrel
Ok who else is tired of this remake bullshit
I joked with my friends about Disney doing this weeks ago, crazy how it quickly became no joke ffs. Well, still is a joke.
I’m curious how they incorporate Star Wars into this
It says Disney THREE TIMES on the poster
please just stop
How about a new idea?
Jesus Fucking Christ just make some new content, would you?!?
Alright. This needs to stop.
ITT: People not in this movie's target demographic.
Disney. Stop. Get help.
STOP REMAKING MOVIES, fucking FUCK! Just literally use any original idea. So tired of seeing remake after remake when there could be new gems to appreciate!
Hot take. The poster looks fine and people are over reacting.
All these Disney CGI movies are the epitome of lazy filmmaking. The reason the Disney classics were great was because they made childrens films that were filled with artistic merit, storytelling and style. All we have now are literal computer generated recreations of nostalgic films, with the same songs and Chinese approved redactions of any touchy subject.
I honestly feel bad for kids who are growing up with these movies, and I know that sounds very "old man shakes fist at the clouds" of me.
Now it's time to ruin my favorite Disney movie as a kid. Hurray......? Ugh this is the worst trend ever.
God forbid they think of something new
Oh god no
Is Disney just out of ideas at this point? Or do they just know they can squeeze money out of people remaking classics using nostalgia like it is some kind of weapon? Maybe both... but what i do know as with all of their remakes, its going to suck.
Personified dogs work well in animation, and are terrible in live action imo. Not looking forward to this one.
Why the fuck are they remaking all of these movies? Shit is getting annoying.
who wants this? Just like Dumbo, no one seems to care
"Capitalism breeds innovation."
Why are some of you so angry about a children's film?
FINALLY a live action remake worth my time
please tell me this is fake holy fuck
Please make this stop. Someone, anyone.
My favorite thing about Disney releasing these movies is seeing redditors who are more than likely grown ass adults complaining about them. Don’t see it. It’s not for you. The standards in this sub amaze me. Meanwhile I bet half of you need to take a shower
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Do all the grown men saying "no one wants this" in this thread realize that this isn't targeted to them? Yikes!
Man I feel like they’re releasing these live action movies too close to each other. They’re gonna burn through them in like 3 years and then what are they gonna do? Make claymation versions of them? Then muppet versions? Then space opera versions?
"Original" film streaming Nov. 12.
Oookay. It was fine with the others I guess but this one genuinely feels like a joke.
I guess that next time they'll remake Little Mermaid ?
Aw, you beat me to it xD
But anyway...is it just me or does this look frightening
It’s kind of a shitty photoshop IMO
Don’t like that font choice
Does the mouse own Nat Geo now? Did I miss something?
oh good...this is being released...
The world should take note. Disney is better than any other organization at recycling.
Not even worth going past the search
See I could see this working a little better than the emotionless Lion King because dogs literally evolved to be more expressive to manipulate us humans.
When will it stop?!?
Tramp looks old enough to be her grandfather!
Don't get this trend or why it has consumer support.
Disney owns Nat Geo??
When did NatGeo get mixed up in all this nonsense?
The Tramp is an absolute unit
So far Disney have been using A-grade material and are basically doing dead-end sequels with little chance of further films in the series.Now they are having to move onto sub-par stuff.
This is not good businesses sense as has often been suggested, it's mere asset stripping.
I really wish these would stop. It's desecrating the legacy of an era that made Disney what it is today.
Saw Lion King yesterday... had so much hope. Left with so much disappointed.
Visuals were great. The non emotional matching of the voice acting to animation was horrendous
Thatd amore 🤷♂️
Warner Bros should make an All Dogs go to Heaven live action. Make it rated R.
Can Disney just fuck off
Bring back original 2d animation movies not these cash grab “live action” remakes for nostalgia. I want original 2d animation
Can we just stop this nonsense?
Wtf do marvel and star wars do there? Are there lightsabers or magical hammers?
Can't wait for the live action Lilo and Stitch.
Is Disney just gonna go through their entire catalogue doing live action remakes no one wants?
This is one of those movies that seems like it would work live action until you remember the plot of the movie..
Just seems a little weird but I’m sure there’s a demographic out there that would be super into it..
Oh for fucks sake
God damn will they stop with these lazy fucking remakes? Every single one is more boring and uninspired than the last.
they have human eyes and its creeping me out. they look both traumatised and like they want to fuck. i hate this cartoon and realistic style. it makes me want to puke and so uncanny valley
Wow the eyes
That's so cute that they wrote "An Original Film" on the poster.
This is getting ridiculous. I haven't watched any of the live action remakes, as I'm certainly not watching this one. Come in Disney.... You just smell desperate.
GOD DAMIT STOP DOING THIS YOU GREEDY FUCKING ANTI-SEMITES!
Just based on this poster I feel like it's honestly gonna be shit
Hate it without having seen it!
I knew they were missing one to rehash.
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is fake... Not everything needs to be live-action!
This sub really doesn't fucking get it.
Duuuude wtf is with these remakes hahahaha. Good thing I CAN STILL WATCH THE ORIGINAL FOR FREE WITHOUT SUPPORTING THIS SHITTY COMPANY
I guess i'll watch these dogs fuck
Well fuck me randy.
Pun intended, this will probably be dog shit.
Just like the Lion King remake was. Just like the Dumbo remake was.
I mean, at least it's on Disney+. I think it'd be worse in the box office clogging up my movie weekend.
Well, that's a shitty looking shop job... Looks like something from walmart's bargain bin
Is that the gay Venezuelan dude from Broad City?
Hopefully these characters have a slightly more expressive facial animation than those from the Lion King.
No thank you
NO NEW MOVIES
Jesus Christ I'm not sleeping tonight
Eeeehhhhhh.... good thing it’ll be on Disney+
It's fucking awful.
I'm betting that Bambi or Fox and The Hound is next.
Fuck me I thought this was a shitpost
I’d really love it if Disney tried making new shit.
Of course this movie is a thing...
Who thought this was a good idea?
why the fuck. Disney should try making new movies for fucks sake.
Ok Disney, I think we've had enough.
Never in my life have ever thought to put down a dog but here we are, thanks disney I hate it :]
The tramp is a spitting image of my dog haha
Saw original in Peterborough England in 70s in large oldschool theatre.
the need to fuck off with all these remakes
They're using an actual hobo dog for the tramp character
Anyone else getting increasingly exhausted with all these Disney re-releases?
The person I saw made this comment was right, they are burning through these remakes super fast and will run out pretty quick.
Soooo, is anyone else wondering how they're gonna handle the whole Siamese cats thing? 'Cause, uh...
Is Disney just remaking every single IP???
God make it stop!!
Disney...what is your problem?!?
Live action all classics so people don’t discover Disney has run out of ideas and talent
Oh my god. This is literally getting ridiculous.
are there no new original movies anymore? jesus
Arturo Castro is Italian now.
please stop upvoting Disney cashgrabs ???
MAKE IT STOP
Not this shit again , can they please start making original movies.
So are we getting The Black Cauldron or is it all just gutless safe bet crap?
I always think of Cartman in the Towelie episode whenever I hear that guys voice in my head. "You shouldnter dun that, hes just a boeh"
If you haven't watched sling blade do it. It's got a Shawshank feel to it and it's awesome.
Yee got any mustard n' biscuits fer sale in 'er?
this post on on my feed right now
It didn’t have no gas in it
An excellent drawing-thanks for sharing!
You ought not talk like that, you just a boy
i haven’t seen sling blade in a while. i need to watch it again.
Whatcha doin with that lawn mower blade, Karl?
If you're interested check out my Instagram account @breadnugent for more of my artwork!
Way off base, but this picture just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes on 30 Rock.
In a flashback, we see Liz Lemon and Jenna when they were young improv stage comedians. As the premise for an improv skit, someone in the audience suggests "Sling Blade and Oprah on a date...!" So:
LIZ: "MmmHmm! Sure do love me some French Fried 'Taters!"
JENNA: "Of course you do, Oprah."
Sam Elliot as the bloodhound
Okay, that casting alone is awesome.
Are they pulling a Timmy Turner with the fourth dog? That is to say, casting someone to voice a character of the opposite gender?
Screenshot from the film
From left to right: Justin Theroux is Tramp Tessa Thompson is LadySam Elliott is TrustyAshley Jensen is Jock Benedict Wong is Bulland Janelle Monáe is Peg
As much as I love Justin Theroux.... Fuck Disney for all this remake bullshit
I run a little library and this beauty was dropped off recently. Someone must have decided 29 years was long enough to keep it ¯\(ツ)/¯
Imdb started that same year though..
This whole image is so aesthetically pleasing.
I think almost all of it is bad. Now days everyone reads all the crap on the internet and either doesn't see a movie they would have liked or they (being the herd animals we are) convince themselves they didn't like something they did. They don't want to be the oddball who liked "crap".
I used to browse Maltin's Movie and Video Guide at the local library.
On the other hand, it had this lovely bit about Alien, so I knew to take the reviews with a grain of salt:
"Commercial spacecraft unwittingly takes on an alien being that wreaks merciless havoc on the crew. Space-age horror film reverts to 1950s formula story, but adds stomach-churning violence, slime, and shocks. Still, this is some people's idea of a good time. Oscar-winning effects. Inspired by IT! THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE." **½
An impoverished leader of a small religious commune in Miami, is offered cash to save his family from eviction. He has no idea his sponsor works for an FBI agent, who plans to turn him into a criminal by fueling his madcap revolutionary dreams.
Directed by Christopher Morris (Four Lions), imdb link
I shall come today.
You're talking NONCE SENSE.
Assassin's Creed Rogue ?
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Me a massive weeb: dont do it, dont do it, dont do it...THE DAY HAS COOOOOMMEEEEEEEEEEE
I expect a million people asking about a Community movie while getting vague answers!
Don't know why the post doesn't indicate the subreddit the AMA is actually taking place, but...
Really odd post to sticky.
I’m so fucking ready
I can't wait to ask if the one on the right thinks he's fooling anyone with that rug. Does he wear it to bed?
I just want to know what the logic/development was that led to Endgame waffling between a comic book resolution and a resolution with heavy worldwide consequences, especially in a franchise that is entirely unequipped to explore the ramifications of the latter. I'd imagine if anyone would know it would be the directors.
Those bad directors Im..
Does someone know how much influence those two had on the storyline of Endgame? Or is that all determined by Kevin Feige? I think directors are just there to make the best out of a script, but don't have otherwise much to say. Is that right?
Someone ask them why they ruined Hulk after he finally got cool
Walk me through how time travel works. If Steve stayed in the past w/ Peggy (and that was his new future) did the time machine put him on that bench, or was he already waiting there.
Edit: Thank you for all the entertainment. PS, what you did with Hawkeye’s arc was perfect!
Please start making good films, instead of milking the Marvel machine for all it's worth, with overrated CGI fest/popcorn movies that have little depth.
Enough already. They're not that good.
Can't we get a director that isn't a pathetic sellout?
I'd rather talk to a director I actually respect.
Yeah do they have statistics that plot out when the age of capeshit is going to start winding down? Superhero movie after superhero movie after superhero movie, cut it the fuck out.
I'm Joe Russo Directors of Avengers: Endgame
Starts in 3 hours..
They did Elle dirty
But is she really?
I wonder why the title is so ominous, I thought she wasn’t all that evil in the first one? 🧐🤔
I think the first one wasn't good at all, but Anjelina performance in it was good, like really good.Hopefully this will be better story wise...
Unlike most people on here, I actually quite like the first Maleficent because how wildly different it was from the original cartoon (in comparison to how slavish the other live action remakes are). The way I see it: The more it differentiates itself, the better. So i hope I like this one as much, though I don't think it'll have the novelty the first one did which was "Disney making a 200 million dollar Rape/Revenge film".
Those cheekbones could kill someone
The text for “Disney” above the logo is larger than the subtitle of “Mistress of Evil”.
It looks unusually large.
While I'd love to see this being a story of her descent to full on villainy, Pfeifer's sinister grin on that poster seems indicative that there's more to her than meets the eye.
I was wondering, does this make Jolie the only actress to headline multiple film series? I can't think of another actress that has played the lead in more than one series.
With Chiwetel Ejiofor as Idris Elba.
I can't believe Disney brought Joachim Ronning back for this after Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Really skeptical about this movie because of that.
For the love of mankind the mother of cheekbones wtf
Is that Michelle Pfeiffer I see next to Angelina?
Nice to see her in this one. I remember her from Dark Shadows and she should be great in this film too!
That's some heavy-handed contouring.
Jolie is turning into a dragon to save the girl in this one. Bet
So, the real question is did they use make-up for these cheekbones.
I’m getting really excited for this film. I like the plot from the trailer and can’t wait to see Angelina Jolie and Michelle Phiffer go at each other.
We are looking forward to this one in my house.
"Lets just take the last poster and put everyone else's faces in it." - Disney marketing.
I loved the first movie and am excited for this. The trailers look great
The horned guys look cool.
Oh lawdy you can grind meat on those cheek bones
Having not watched the film or be very familiar with the character, this poster looks amazing to me. The title looks like a bit of an afterthought though
Y’all hear som?
I'm sorry. Jolie as Maleficent could get it from me. :)
I really dislike what the live action film did to Maleficent. In the animated film, she was just pure malice, just as her name implies. A devil, evil incarnate, the absence of love and kindness. She was a wonderful villain.
Giving her an origin and placing some of the blame on Aurora's father just ruins her villainy. It gives her an "out" so to speak, like if she just went to therapy and found love again or a good cause to champion she could be a better person. NO. She's Maleficent, not Lady Eboshi or whatever anime villain is given a redemption arc, not Nebula, not Jamie Lannister. MAL. LE. FICENT!
The only part of her the film did justice was her costume. But seriously, I want my damn classic villains back. The remake villains have been weak and awful. What's next, Chernabog was an abused child? Oh no wait, that's definitely what they'll do for Ursula. And Izma will just be a sad old lady who is simply lonely and just desperate for company, and let her helicopter parenting get a little out of hand. And Judge Frollo is just another NIMBY with Hollywood-PTSD from the Crusades. Ratcliffe has a family at home (including a sick child) and an awful empire is just breathing down his neck and forcing him to do awful things!
I wish Disney would focus more on coming up with original stories than wringing their old IP for every dollar they can.
I am excited about this, the first one was mediocre but I like Angelina Jolie in Maleficent, hopefully the sequel is better.
“Official motion poster”
I don’t know what else I was expecting
$7 says this will be a movie about 10 extraterrestrials.
Great! That poster is supr spoilery. Now I know the whole plot.
The movie is going to be the same backward or forward. The ending possibly being in the middle without you realizing it until it’s over. The palindrome of movies.
who is ready to have their brain explode when this movie comes out
Looks like the guy responsible forgot about it and then woke up all sweaty and paniced in the middle of the night a few hours before the deadline. Then he sat down and could not think of anything until he just thought: Fuck it, let's just make it spin. Haven't seen that before right? Yea. That's enough. Time to smoke a jazz cigarette and go to bed.
Also official website: http://www.tenetmovie.com/
Mustn't be afraid to dream a lil bigger, darling.
This is great imo!
I can't remember the last time I was so curious about a movie I know nothing about.
I almost want to avoid seeing anything else about this until it comes out. 😲
This seems really low effort
I wasn't aware Nolan was releasing a new movie soon, now I have something to look forward to!
You spin me right round babyRight roundLike a tenet baby right round round round
Remember, the working title for Tenet was Merry-Go-Round.
Now, I can't even predict what in the time boogerie hell this time-bending movie is gonna be about with all the spinning spinningy.
Nolan: Do a Barrel Roll
This is quite nice
I can’t wait to be able to not hear any dialog over the music
This surprised me for something that is related to Nolan to be this kinda low quality.
Please just release the trailer tomorrow can't contain my excitement any longer
You mean a gif?
Why does it look like a logo for a cosmetics brand?
You had me at Christopher nolan.
ET’s TEN. It’s a heist movie wherein ET returns to Earth with ten of his buddies to rob the Belagio.
What is the film gonna be about?
Christopher Nolan. Yup. I'll watch.
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Hahaha that is hilarious, literally looks like an edgy teen amateur filmmaker made it at school in 20mins
That Windows 95 screensaver fire.
I mean say what you will about the tenets of national socialism but at least it’s an ethos.
Hyped for the film, but the poster kinda sucks because it’s a motion poster and we are all looking at it on mobile / desktop. These are designed to sit in digital adshells or on portrait oriented screens in cinemas. Hopefully the animation would look smoother and a bit nicer in that setting.
Nolan seems to have a really classic style with his marketing visuals but sometimes it looks a bit goofy.
Hahaha what the fuck is this?
"I'm just make it spin slowly."
"...and I'll make the colours swap?"
What’s the synopsis?
I upvoted then it went black
What is a motion poster? Is it like a digital screen at theaters which show moving posters?
Lot of effort went into that poster.
I was very skeptical about the successful rate of a movie based on Telnet...
is there a link to the teaser yet?
The black and white is jarring and hard on the eyes
I can't recall a trailer ever having as much but as Tenet. I'm so looking forward to seeing it! And The Irishman. That's probably gonna be amazing too.
Official motion poster of the National Football League.
ree my darkmode using eyes!
I can tell it's gonna be a trip
S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S
Goddamn Dunkirk was good tho, and Dark Knight was just GOAT.
Since there was a zero gravity fight scene in Inception, I'm gonna go on a limb here and say that its going to be somewhat linked
It's just hit me that "Tenet" is a palindrome!
It’s groundhog’s day meets invasion of the body snatches and Vertigo
If there's a hot brunette love interest, she's a goner.
I’m so ready to not understand the ending of this movie , until the 10th viewing .
whens the trailer releasing
Wonder how much their ad agency charged them to rotate that logo.
I haven't been able to find the trailer that showed before H&S. Anyone have a link?
movie posters are now GIFs
WE'VE MADE IT
What if it’s the movie version of this book retitled? Seems like a Nolan-worthy novel, and it’s also a palindrome.
It doesn’t come out for an entire year?
Movie about George Tenet, ex director of CIA.
Does anyone know what it’s about?
"It actually already is a word - tenetenba."
Reminds me of the Sator Square.
I don't know if "tenet" is supposed to be the English word meaning "principle", "belief", or could it also be inspired by the middle word of the Sator Square?
This is... I don't know. Hokey?
A motion picture’s motion picture?
This is the future!
This sub plz just become r/tenet for a while lol
You know the movie gonna be good if it says Christopher Nolan
So the movie's called Ten?
In Nolan we trust
I know that Nolan is a true film craftsman very confident in his craft, but I hope for the love of god that he listens to some of the criticism of his films and stops making the music in his movies so goddamned loud. I think every movie he makes the music gets progressively louder and the dialogue quieter. He's such a gifted filmmaker but this flaw is quite notable. In both Dunkirk and Interstellar there were times I had no idea what they were saying.
r/loweffortTeaser by Nolan 😏
Would not trust his trailers made Dunkirk out to be like saving private Ryan but it was a slow wet pile of poo
is this the former CIA boss' biography ? can't wait
This is literally giving me reason to live.
Tenet starting David Tenet
Tenet son of Tenet
Hopefully not a bloated pos like interstellar
Am i the only one who went Ten Ten?
Someone learned After Effects yesterday
Damn it, now every movie will use this type of poster.
Nolan, you just want to set the trend for movie trailer/posts don't you? Movies are still " BWONG" all over the places.
Hmm I think this movie will have something to do with the number ten.
Nice, very clever
It's a clock hand showing day and night or something. Might be a windmill. Perhaps a man doing cartwheels.
Ugh, guys, guys! I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THE POSTER! GUYS!!!!
Seeing a lot of negative comments on the “motion poster” idea. I like it! The only thing I don’t like is that it can’t be printed/posted. Although I do see how this could get out of hand...
I don't think it's low quality at all in fact the simplicity sparks my curiosity way more than big advertisements.
absolutely incredible, bravo Nolan!
Allright, Nolan. Thoroughly enjoyed your previous works. Let's see what you've got this time.
That's a dumb fuckin poster
"Oh look, it changes from black and white and spins so half the word is legible at a time. DAE TENET IS TENET BACKWARDS?!?"
I'm not entirely against the idea of a motion poster but put some fuckin effort into it, man. /r/loadingicongifs wouldn't even upvote this shit
This reminded me of the "No time for caution" scene in Interstellar, with the spinning Endurance.
Why is David Tenet getting his own movie? Is it Doctor Who related?
This poster really speaks to me because as someone who has used After Effects before it looks like something I could make. In 5 minutes.