While that's incredibly beautiful, that has to suck! Just think about how much weight that's adding to the structure of the house. Depending on how old the house was, I'd be paranoid about structural support damage, glass damage, wall cracks and so on. What would be cool would be a picture of it at night, with various colored lights in the windows...
Bonus pic... the front door to my house
Finally! A practical reason to own a flame thrower!
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What does that look like from inside? Do you hear the ice creaking? Do you run the chance of the weight of the ice pulling shit off your house (like gutters or shutters)?
When I let my daughter put the icing on the gingerbread house.
"My neighbor's house after a recent property dispute with Frozone"
Your neighbor now lives in Asgard.
Anybody humming Laura’s Theme.
That looks like frosting on a gingerbread house
This needs to be replicated as a gingerbread house! Basically all royal icing and some "aluminum" siding peeking out :-D
My brain is seeing vanilla icing and I want to eat that house.
They are going to have a long day with the hair dryer
Sandusky is a different level of cold been up there a couple of times... I actually did comedy on the side of the road there in a wrestling rink once.
Dam someone gonna need to be the heaters on the night
pet the icy wall
Time to get out the hairdryer...
A new take on an Igloo.
That looks like an icy hell to me...
Im guessing the wind went THAT way
Holy shit, I’m in love with this
Looks like it belongs in Dr.Zhigavo
Can somebody explain why the ice looks a bit brownish? Isn't this ice just from precipitation? Or is there just dirt that's getting blown around too and sticking to the ice?
And that is why I do not live near Lake Erie
Man that’s just RUDE.
Looks like sea-foam.
That one side of the house that's completely clean.....
Yay Lake Effect! I miss that, parents used to have a condo up on Marblehead and I lived in Holland, MI for a bit as well, that stuff is just other-worldly when it hits! Icicles that are the size of people, and will totally kill you if they fall on you
Found the Night King's summer home.
God I need more comment karma
I moved inland from the shore of Lake Michigan and the difference is drastic in terms of how much milder winter is
It looks like a frozen person hanging from the tree. One of his legs is broken off.
BEST SNOW FORT EVER
So if you’re the neighbor, hows your house ?
Wow I live just to the south, halfway towards Akron, and it wasn’t nearly as bad.
Does this happen every winter? How do you get out?
Where are you? It's this closer to Cleveland or Toledo?
Somebody went a little overboard with their Ice Armor spell.
Try turning down the intensity on that bump map. That should help.
This looks like Doctor Zhivago
The benefit of this is that it's good insulation.
When you piss off your ice wizard neighbor.
Yet ANOTHER reason to hate ohio
i thought this was hair lol
Modern day igloo
Your house first day after no nut november
people in boston be like "there is NO EXCUSE for the sidewalk not to be totally clear!!!!11one!!"
Is the ice beige because it's lake water?
Ahh what a great time to open up a window here. What I like to do particularly on days like this is air out the house, put a broom down on the floor and just go to town cleaning. LOTS of febreeze. I also don't wear pants for the ceremonial candle lighting later in the evening.
Holy shit is everyone ok?????
Is this on the eastern edge of the lake? I live on the west side of it and am now kind of glad all we got was snow and a bit of wind
I love in northern Europe and we always have snow and -20 c every winter but never have I seen anything like this. Why would everything be covered in ice and in what kind of climate dose this happen?
Looks like an ivory carving.
Elsa with approving smile
Idk why I thought it was fur at first.
This is the new Fortnite update
Cool! I've never seen a modernized igloo!
Is this near Sandusky?
Man that's beautiful
That's incredible! Looks tasty.
This house looks pretty delicious.
I live little bit off Lake Erie and I wanna go find your house now lmao
I bet it smells terrible though
Looks like it got splattered with a massive cum blast. This is what scarlet johanssons house would look like after I got done with her!
How do you de-ice it??
If you need a cable for an old device, you still need it. My father in law just stopped using his old ipad that needed one of those a couple of months ago.
“ vintage” always carries a price
Older something is, the more rare it’s replacement parts become and thus the price increases.
Working at target years ago had a guy come in looking for a charger for one of the really old flip phone models. Some people hang on to their tech for quite a while.
I broke my $10 car charger. Went in to Target and found the same one for $39. Hopped on my phone and ordered a slightly different charger for $20. I like Target for not being Walmart, but there's a reason Bezos keeps taking in money.
Same aspect a Wii games still on the shelves at full price when you can find them for $10
Lotta people in this thread that looove shelling out the $$$ for the upgrade treadmill.
I buy old phones on ebay for a tiny fraction of the cost. I think last year was the first year we didn't need one of these cables.
Why do people still buy apple products?
The thing that really pisses me off about target small electronics is all the stupid anti-shoplifting devices from the 1980s. Like headphones for example, they're all fastened to the display post so you can't look at any of the boxes. Give me a break.
Apple does not allow discounts
and I thought tuna was meant to be the chicken of the sea...
That seahorse looks like a piece of chicken
Funny homer 2 strands of hair on his head which has 2 stands of hair
Well you can tell its lube thanks to the mascot
Pedobear might not be the best lube mascot
A plastic bottle wrapped in plastic.
The fuck is pedobear doing on lube? Is japan trolling us?
Wait how would I know this is lube? I feel like I’d grab that bottle to pour on my pancakes.
Is it good? Asking for a friend...
honey flavoured lube?
Shut up and drink your lube
Does it pixelate penises too?
Bears like honey. Perfectly normal. I don't recognize a particularly deviant character anywhere on the bottle, not even front-and-center to this picture.
Well heyyyy there pedobear it's been some time
Doesn’t pedobear mean something else in Japan?
Honey I’m home!
If a bill is bleached it will glow under ultraviolet. Sometimes the bill is in a pocket and goes through the wash.
Why would somebody fake a 1 dollar bill though
Probably went through the wash or was marked for a reason, doubt It's fake
Question: would tipping with a counterfeit bill be illegal? I mean, technically you’re not using it to purchase goods. This is of course ignoring laws against creating fake currency.
That's just a cum coated dollar.
Maybe it's just soaked in Tide.
Ahh, the hazards of strip club lighting.
Just the tip.
no worries... it’s probably just semen.
Nobody counterfeits $1 bills.
Dollar bills...black light...hmmmm
it’s not fake, it’s the linen content in the bill that makes it glow.
And here's without the blacklight
Show us the bill's front and back, OP
It’s essentially garbage because the government won’t reimburse a person or company who accepts one. But if I were him I’d try and spend it so he can pass the buck
Costs me a dollar fiddy to make each one, but it's worth it!
In Florida or south Georgia? Probably a newly hatched greenhouse frog (Eleuthrodactylus planirostris), which is a non-native species. Interesting fact: they're direct developers, meaning they have no tadpole stage. Tiny frogs, as those in the picture, hatch directly from the eggs, which are usually laid in moist leaf litter.
Fly eats frog.
I think i spend to much time online, i totally thought it was gonna have something stupid written on it’s back.It’s nice that it’s just a cute picture of a tiny frog.
If you drop it in an over grown football field, it would spend the rest of it's life stuck there.
I thought that was just a gnarly splinter
So smol 😍
Tbh, I was expecting the frog to be holding up some circle fingers.
The tadpoles of that must look like mosquito larvae.
I thought I was on a plucking or popping subreddit and this was an ingrown hair. Damn.
Omg how did you find and recognize it?
That’s just what gnats look like when you zoom in.
"Detective thats the CCTV clip we got"
"Wait a minute, in the mirror reflection, full screen, run it again... Stop! There by the bank managers hand, enhance and zoom in... Clean that up... There! By the thumb, enhance that Mike"
"God damn, we knew Kermit was using one of his own men but... Johnny Small?"
Sorry just reminded me of cop shows nowadays...
Is this a frog for ants?!
What is this? A frog for ants?!
I have them all in my yard! I have a small garden pond where toads and frogs love to live and lay eggs. They’re tiny just like that one. So adorable!
You could be a giant. Prove me wrong
That’s a booger
What is this, a frog for ants?!
Please help him to a place he'll be safe if you can! What a cute frog!
finally something i can fuck
You know what to do with that thumb big fella
Oh my, he’s blurry.
Does anyone here know the name of the species?
looks like a piece of poopoo
These kind of frogs are normally found in amazon forests. Once while trekking I stumbled upon a colony of these small frogs. They are so cute and small that it amazed me. I didn't have a macro lens to take a good close up picture of it. So I took one of them in hand and brought it near my eye to get a good picture of it, but the frog jumped and came closer to my face and licked my ear.
Looks like a spring peeper
Actually it's a toad. Frogs are born as tadpoles, which grow to be bigger
ONG - you can totally see the photographer's camera reflected in the frog's eye. Enhance!
It might be. Lizards live long enough for it to be possible
Zuckerberg is an immortal who was sent back in time to right humanity's wrongs, which resulted in nuclear apocalypse in the year 2000. He destabilized the Roman empire, he ended the crusades, he eased tensions with the USSR. He saved us all
The problem is, now that he has completed his mission, he is adrift without purpose. A Millenia spent ceaselessly working has stripped him of all humanity. He has talked with the Buddha, he has walked killing fields of Cambodia. He has seen the best and worst of humanity and each day, he slides further from them, seeing not himself but them as foreign and alien. They are flickering moths seeking their trivial dreams, inefficient and dangerous.
He sips water and he smoked ribs, the two constants in his long life, all other food and drink too new to enjoy. It brings the memory of chill river water on his face in the time before he was a slave to his many thrones.
We are beneath his understanding, ill equipped to see the depth of his subtle machinations. He has gathered data hereto unseen in this world. He gestates in the cloud of dreams and whispers. When he emerges, we may wish for the quick death he saved us from.
This is what was left over the last time he shed his skin.
This statue is showing too much emotion to be Zuckerberg.
You’ll know it’s him if that is personal user information being sold on the paper by his hand
The eyes are the same for sure.
Right down to the stupid haircut
that IS him. they simply have not put his makeup on yet. he is only collecting everyones personal data because he wants to know what it like to be truly human. he just wants to fit in.
Who is it though?
Im sure he has a statue of himself in his mansion behind his huge walls cutting off beach views to his neighbors
Well... since it is located at FB main entrance, I guess it is.
Nah, that statue looks more living than Zuckerberg.
What do you mean it looks like Mark zuckerberg IT IS mark zuckerberg
Statue looks more human
Same dead eyes.
Patron saint of personal information.
I guess we should have statues of these guys for real tho?
My brain read 'Wahlberg' for some reason
I reckon Mark Zuckerberg kind of looks like the statue.
If he bought this and put it in his house, that would be the most boss thing ever
Facebook has invented time travel???!!
Dead inside, check
Yep, it does! Clearly jerks are nothing new.
Joke is on you, that IS Mark Zuckerberg preparing to talk to Congress
He's the Highlander.
I bet that statute wears the same shirt every day too.
Zucc thru the ages
Damn. Where was this?
before he transcended
More emotional expression than MZ
Just way not enough forehead tho
The Z U C C
Must have been a dick
In his hand he has one of those new foldable OLED smartphones.
He's just hibernating
went back in time, can confirm it is not Zuckerberg but in fact Mclovin.
I’m sure this statue is better at attempting to drink water than Mark Zuckerberg
Proof that he's been here for a while, studying us, plotting his moves and getting stronger by the century.
Et tu Marcus?
Dead and soulless?
Marcus Facem Libre Zuckerbergus
Hes a TIME TRAVELLER.
About as much personality too
the secret of immortality is ZUCC
maybe it’s his docking station
ZuCc Is AnCiEnT
Not the nose.
No... Zuckerberg looks like that statue.
It's an ugly fucking statue. It should crushed in a hydraulic video.
No shit eating smirk but very close.
Founder of FaciemLiber
I'm sure it was him in another life. Asshole as always
That's Marcus Datum Theftus, the inventor of Facielibrum.rom
Does it have a marble Hawaiian beachhouse surrounded by pissed-off neighbors?
Has the same personality, too
'We sell ads general'
Get off his dick. Wtf! If anything it would be the other way around!
In before: "10 pictures that prove time travel possible“
It looks more alive than the living Zucc.
Was it in his house 🤣?
Just as stone faced as he was in the courtroom.
Happy cake day
Why does it look like a hydra?
OC? Is that legal?
Happy Cake Day, and have an upvote for OC. Any OC :)
Happy Cake Day!
Our life is only pain. Kill us.
You can use this on your toes so you don't mess up your nail polish!
Kind of looks like toe separaters
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day! Your OC is beautiful.
They look delicious...
Happy Cake Day.
Should not eat this many edibles.
It looks like those pedicure foam things.
In case you get into a fight, always keep gummy knuckles in your pocket for that extra punch.
gummy crown. op this could be worth money, did you eat it?
Lemme punch you with my... gummy knuckles bro!
No need to worry, proceed
What are those candies? I want one. And happy cake day!!!
They look like those things they put between your toes at nail salons.Happy cake day!
The best OC you got is yourself
Imagine how horrifying this would be with real frogs.
Bro those are my fucking favorite. I've loved them my entire life. Best candy.
Are they still alive?
this is, in fact, mildly interesting. happy cake day!
Happy cake day to us <3
Glædelig kagedag ven!
These are the tastiest candies the world has ever known. Hands down. I love these.
...und Erwachsene ebenso.
Happy cake day!
*Voice of agony: please kill us!
A quality OC it is, OP
happy cake day
Those little turtles are the shit! I can't find them anywhere though.
Brass knuckles gone mild
Is it just me or does anyone else see a quattro micro penis with a +1? Happy birthday to you.
thought this was r/trees at first
Another “cake day” karma grab ..
Its like they're still in frogspawn
No, they presalted
The side walk shown is the public owned portion. I’m inclined to not believe it is heated.
It's not heated, Jesus shovels it.
I'm inclined to believe them because there's no indication of snow piles created from shoveling. In addition, on the left side it almost looks like there's a line of slushy snow between the sidewalk and the white snow, suggesting a heat source.
Now all you have to do is shovel the snow from your sidewalk onto theirs
Is it heated or did they just shovel their area?
That’s was put in just to spite everyone.
You can heat concrete by running resistance wire when the concrete is poured. Similar to a heating blanket but with concrete.
Your neighbors have a fucking H E A T E D S I D E W A L K??!!!!! OH MY GOD
Well La tee freaking da
But why? They're just delaying the inevitable walk through the snow by a few meters
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