“Let an apple sit, and it will rot. Eat an apple, and you will grow.”
The Johnny Appleseed festival, best thing in Indiana!
It has a Bible but he dedicated his life to getting people drunk.
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To this day I always eat the seeds as Mr Appleseed so famously taught us.
Very close to my house. I've been here a hundred times.
get outta here, thats christmas wrapping paper
Mrs weasley didn't learn
Sooo..what's in the box?
My mouth got dry just looking at that.
Gotta make sure
That is a lot of stamps!
How to guarantee a postal inspection 101.
WHATS IN THE BOOOX
Oh good! I've been looking for a butt plug with electrolytes.
Can someone share a video of the moulding process?
Great pocket ashtrays!
How do they fit 40oz in there? That’s so small.
Looks like the cup the doctor gives you for a sample, this explains a lot..
Grower, not a shower.
If you think about it motherboards are designed to efficiently move signals the same way cities move people/resources. The copper traces on a motherboard are much like roads.
Wow I can't believe I haven't seen this comment yet.
Can someone say 'We are living in a simulation!?' Lol, what, no conspiracy theorists here yet!?! XD
Cool. What city is it?
So the motherboards look like cities and this city looks like a motherboard.
Have a look at a silicon wafer under a microscope. Cities all the way down.
HACK THE PLANET!
I knew that we were just a simulation
There actually was once a photographer who made a whole series like these. Awesome photos can't recall the name though ..
I always thought that traffic looks like blood vessels and veins, electron orbit the nucleus the way planets orbit a star. I like to think if you keep zooming out the cycle just continues endlessly. Maybe our entire universe is inside one nucleus of some crazy element called like universium or something
Makes sense once you realize we live in a simulation. ;)
When you think about it, Earth IS just one big motherboard.
Life imitates art.
MI BOIIIIIIII KNOWS ALL DEM DEM MUTHERBERDS
I took the same photo for the same reason last November. Meant to post it on Reddit too but never did: https://i.imgur.com/XX5LPv9.jpg
Nice on for r/windowseat
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It looks like a lil jester hat on its butt
How does this happen?
Chicks dig it.
He's F A N C Y
Now you have to keep it for science
As a fan of most tiny things, I absolutely love this.
The question is: do you have a small forklift to move it?
Free, with your order of $250 or more!
Reclaim that wood. Make some furniture
Omg that’s adorable I love it
How do I get my hands on one?
I work in a lumber yard, all the companies who send us sticky notes ship em on these, it’s awesome
What is this? A shipping pallet for ants?
Ha! Mine too!
We use the same exact at my work.
That is either a small pallet or a big ass stack of sticky notes
I too have one of these! Almost got in a fist fight with a shipper/receiver for it.
The Uline catalogue is nothing but page after page of “Hunh, so that’s where you get that...”
A fellow Canadian, I see
ULINE has been doing this for years. They are pretty cute aren't they!
The company I work for orders from ULINE daily so they receive miscellaneous complementary office supply gifts from them. Someone had the bright idea to host a Christmas party and do a free raffle ticket drawing, each employee got a ticket.
I thought people were going to fucking riot when someone won a literally file cabinet. Some people won local football team memorabilia, others won corkcicle wine mugs and that poor dude won a fucking filing cabinet.
I won a sportsball tee that I gave to another co-worker. I felt like watching that guy unwrap a filing cabinet was enough of a gift for the day.
ya that's cute. but I really hate that you've given them an advertisement. also, related, I heard uline was a mean ol Right wing led company that I should not be supporting. our company buys office supplies from them, and I'm wondering if this is true?
We know, you're not the first....
This is definitely r/wtf material. Hope your recovery has gone well!
Also maybe invest in some Nair.
Well you know what they say about hairy palms....
Nuns: [stares in catholic]
What a neat excuse to take attention off your masturbation problem
We read a case like this in Contracts class in law school just today!
Do you shave it? Pluck it? Wax it? Or leave it be? Let me know.
So is that... like... your hair?
Just a reminder that the lord is always watching
I’m intrigued and repulsed at the same time
They say it works wonders
Fascinating. Though I wonder what the unknowing stranger who shakes your hand thinks post-shake.
Interesting and gross
Hey u/everyone_always, this happened to my brother! He had a belly skin graft on his palm after a bad childhood burn. If you don't want to embrace it and are tired of spikey hairs, consider trying an epilator - it pulls the hair out from the root so you don't have to deal with spikey post-shave hair, grows back more slowly. At first it may hurt, but then over time you lose sensitivity.
Did they take the skin off of your sack?
So you shave your palms now?
Have you considered using rogaine on it and growing it really long?
STOP YANKING THE CRANK!
My newest nightmare... thanks... oh god oh god
Also probably r/cursedimages
Could be useful in winter
Makes for interesting handshakes
nice,that's pretty disgusting.
If there was ever a candidate for laser hair removal, it’s this guy
I feel like waxing it would be better
And that was the last time Timmy masturbated in the church bathroom...
Try jerking with Nair.
That is the coolest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
[masturbation joke here]
Jerked the gherkin a little too much, did you?
Your donor might be blind,
Would this be because the skin that was grafted already grew hair, like lower back area?
Nasty and hilarious.
Has there always been hair on it since the graft or did it suddenly just start growing?!
Palms are hairy, mom's Gilette-y...
Fuck, that didn't work.
Insert masterbation joke here
Have you checked to see if you're spiderman?
Hawkins v McGee
Must be from your ass
That is from masturbation, not skin graft
What the actual fuck.
This is a botched procedure, remove this post goodness Christ
No offense but that kinda disturbing, my dude
How's your eyesight?
So it is true, you beat off too much you grow hair on your palms..
Kill it with fire!!!
This would annoy the heck out of me
Just admit you masterbated.
“My palms are too hairy to hide”-Eminem -This guy
So basically they pasted a piece of skin from someone’s hairy butt in your hand. Could be worse. Could’ve lost your hand or could’ve been my hand at which point it’ll be a lot more hairy than that.
Thanks, I hate it
Is that ass hair or what
Where did they take the graft from?
What happened that required the skin graft?
Hairy Palm and his five brothers
If your whole palm was done with that skin, you would have potential of being Spider-Man. /s
This made me think of a story I was told as a kid by a storyteller at my local library. I found a version of the story here under the subheading of “In Gds Hands”.
TL;DR a holocaust survivor saved his sister too by having the same sort of graft on the palm of his hand.
Next time tell em not to use ball skin.
"skin graft" fnar fnar
Been chokin the chicken a little more than usual lately?
Uh uh. 'after a skin graft'...
I now someone who was born with webbed hands/fingers, his parents ended up getting it fixed when he was still a baby. The ended up using skin from the groin/leg area to do it so he ended up having hairs grow between his fingers.
The running joke was that anyone who shook hands with him also touched his pubes.
No way! I have a very similar wound on my hand right now. Lucky enough to not get a skin graft nor hair growing from there.
Is it from your ass?
Grow a sweet handlebar!
excuse me what the fuck
Dracula had hairy palms in the book.
Is that ass hair?
Skin graft from jacking it too much?
You best keep that shaved to the root if you shake peoples hands often
My mom had to have some skin from her scalp grafted onto her nose, so im always on the lookout for when she starts to look a little witchy.
When did it start growing hair? At puberty when the follicles would have been activated anyways?
thanks i hate it
Do you ever let it grow out just to give super weird handshakes?
Was this an allogeneic or autologous graft?
Wow that’s disgusting, thanks for sharing
This disturbs me more than I feel like it should.
this is scary
Do you ever leave some scruff and then shake hands with people?
It makes me shudder to think about shaking your hand, whether shaved or hairy. Uncomfortable would be a better word
At least you didn’t go blind
How many times you pull your horn today, bud? 6 to 8? You're a fuckin' animal
Now we just need to figure out how to get this on my face so I don't look like a pre-pubescant cartoon character anymore
Do you have feeling in that area?
That's cool creepy, but cool. Does it ever itch? Does it get pimples? Is it your skin? If so, what part of the body did they take it from?
Did you get bit by a spider
hah.. second story im telling about my dad today..
when he was 17 he was in a car accident and needed a skin graft on his wrist, so they used skin from his "nether" regions and he had a patch of pubes growing on his wrist for the rest of his life.. you couldnt really tell it looked like arm hair..
but i knew
Do you shave it or just let it grow?
What part of the body was the graft taken from?
Serious question, does your palm itch?
Well, hey. When you're itchy, that's a cool thing to have.
Man you need to stop masturbating....
one of my midschool teachers was in some accident and had some of her ass grafted on her lip and you could see the hair on the overhead machine.........gross
Amazing and gross!
Shit, I got a perfectly working original on my head but shit hasn't grown any hair for a while...
The Hairy Hand case is a favorite of Contracts students
I lost a bunch of skin on my hands after a road rash incident and it looked a lot like the area around your graft. I was fortunate enough to not need one though.
What’d they use? A piece of your ass?
So you jack off so hard hair actually grew 😂 Joke aside: this is actually pretty cool. It shows how hair transplant to the scalp works. Glad you can still use your hand after so much trama.
I ain’t had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Cool! High five! With your left hand..
Where did they take it from??.. your ass??? 🤣
You should hire yourself out to church groups to talk to boys about the dangers of excessive masturbation.
Dammit, mom was right....
This is what happens when you jack off you sinner
That must cum in handy.
We know what you've been doing...
This picture is a goldmine for those Facebook mom groups to get their kids to stop masturbating.
Oh Jesus Christ!
Good news, the graft was successful. Bad news, you needs to switch hands.
Callin B.S. that's what happens when you play with your pecker to much. My mom told me so.
My fingers were stuck together when I was born, they split them and the same thing happens between my fingers. Always wondered if I was the only one lol I’m with you brother
Obligatory "hairy palms" joke
I wonder if the comments say anything abou
I don't know how I feel about this. Intrigued mostly......
Have you thought about growing a hand beard? Or at least a hand goatee?
Too much masturbating.
Yeah sure, “skin graft”
Hehe, you have a butt hand.
You are a mutant
Palms hairy, knees weak...
Mhm sure. We all know the truth
its one of those things that is oddly disturbing but equally interesting.
Gross, I love it
I had hand surgery and long black hairs grew on the back edge of my hand but eventually went away. A result of the body trying to protect itself apparently. The nails on that hand still grow slower than the other hand - over a year later
This makes me uncomfortable
What kind of graft was this and I can I get one for my head?
That is some freaky shit!
Ok peter parker
Sure you got a skin graft...
We have a master debater here folks
Please for the love of ANYTHING sue your practitioner.
There's a hair palm joke in here somewhere.
He waaas masterbating!!!! Have you seen my baseball?
Hmmm is that area prone to pimples?I’d imagine having pores on your hands like that would cause a lot of pimples In that area.
Hairy palms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“all my live I was very debrived”
Sure buddy... sure
My dad used to warn me this would happen to me but not from a skin graft.
If you don't mind me asking, why did you need to get a skin graft?
Has the graft itself always been so smooth? I had to get a small graft on my wrist 2 years ago because they were unable to close after surgery due to extreme swelling. The graft came from my upper thigh. No hair, but the texture is fucking weird - not smooth at all. Just wondering if yours smoothed out over time or if mine's just fugly.
So. Your hands do grow hair if you masturbate too much.
Oh, my god, the myth turns out to be true?!
where did they get the skin from ?
There's an Iranian proverb which says:You can pull my palms hairWhich means I don't have money or whatever object someone is asking you
Skin graft is a funny way to say meat beating marathon.
Did they use your scrotum because this is just like my scrotum
That’s not a skin graft. Put the dick down!
Taken from a scrotum?
Insert masturbation joke here
THAT isn’t why you have hair on your palm...
Where was the skin taken from, if you don't mind me asking?
The Legends are true!!!
just wax that shit hard
I always thought that was a myth!
Why did they take skin from a hair baring area? Your surgeon was a stooge. And i’m a little perplexed why lasering didn’t work...we do it for free flaps and have pretty good results.
Oh well...there are worse scenarios.
That's just about the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Does the spot on your thigh they skin graphed from not grow hair now?
Grafted from his ass for sure. Ass hands.
Didn’t they used to say masturbation caused hairy palms? Now there’s a real example to terrify kids with.
I think you just need to stop masturbating
Didn’t your mother ever tell you that masturbating will make you grow hair on your palms? She was right.
Wait, what’s that saying about hairy palms?
That's somebody's ass hairs
Have you ever tried plucking them out? Just curious if it hurt any more than other areas on the body.
this is the worst thing I've ever seen
I have something quite similar; I lost half a finger years ago and the resulting skin graft causes the tip of my finger to grow hair.
Masturbation DOES make hair grow on your palms afterall. You must be world champ.
Something, something, something you'll go blind doing that.
dude get that checked out
It's like that one scene in the first Spider-Man movie where he has the Lil hairs growing on his hands...
...did you get bit by a spider lately?
Does that area still have feeling?
Too much masturbation.
does that nutsack skin shrivel up when its cold????
Too much fapping, so the legend is true
EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK
New backstory you got bit by a radioactive spider...
That old chestnut. I'm using that excuse.
(Hope you ok tho)
is r/weirdasfucka thing?
A trichotillomaniac’s dream come true
Wew thats fucking gross
That creeps me the hell out, not going to lie it’s a no from me.
Wow that's the most disgusting thing I've seen today
What a great conversation starter.
Thank god this isnt on r/roastme
So.... you do have hairy palms?
Please tell me the graft skin was from your balls.
try climbing walls
There’s a hairy palms joke in here somewhere
Is this better than the scar you would have had without a skin graft?
Suuuuure that's what happened ;)
go to your laser hair removal place and take care of that.
That’s from fapping brother!!
I know a kid in my son’s school that got a skin graft from his pubic area on his neck to heal a third degree burn. All fine from the burn but now the poor kid is growing pubic hair on his neck. Pretty WTF and I don’t know how or why they figured the pubic are was the best option for the skin graft, and I wonder if they ever thought this was going to happen. Needless to say, the kid gets picked on quite a bit.
There is an incredibly famous case about this. Anyone who went through American law school in the last fifty years learned about this case.
r/tihi. No offense.
Also, hope you’re okay!
Sure, "skin graft," says the serial masturbator.
goes for a handshake "hey what the fuck?"
this is not mildly interesting this is vastly disgusting
You have one hairy butt!!!
Skin graft.. My meemaw told me that this is a consequence of masturbation!
I had a friend that got a liver transplant when he was pretty young and they used some skin from his thigh to close up the hole for some reason. When he hit puberty the skin graft started growing hair. Since he had gotten it as a small child and grown quite a bit it was about the size and shape of a football. Just a scar lined hairy football on his torso.
Is there anytime you go to search your ass only to find yourself tickling instead?
I came for the masturbating comments
Super dumb question, can you feel it? Like do the nerves work?
Also maybe a dumb question.. can’t you have the hairs laser removed? So the hair sacks get destroyed and don’t come back? I feel like that’s a thing I’ve heard about..
I hate you cause you made me google "skin graft".
How long have you grown it? You should treat that out
Haha that’s not why your palms grow hair. Get a helping hand!!
Was it skin from your butt haha
No sir, I don’t like it.
Yeah right...we all know why ya palms hairy.
His spidey senses are tingling
I have something similar, I suppose I never thought that many other people have such a thing.
One of my fingers was shut in a door when I was young. It was reconstructed using various tissue and temporary links to the finger next to it to help. I have quite hairy arms so this means the finger has hair growing from the end as part of it came from the inner elbow
wot in tarnation
I grow hair between my fingers for the same reason. When you pluck it, do you have a solid 5mm of hair under the skin?
This scared me so much
Why did they take the skin graft from your balls?
Razor companies are gonna love you
Lies! You've been wanking! Jk jk
I'd rather be missing a hand tbh
There must be a phobia for this, I'm glad it turned out as good as it did and it's very interesting... Having said that I kinda wish I hadn't exposed myself to this
i have something similar to this. my ring and pinky finger, on both hands, were stuck together when i was born so i got surgery to split them and they put skin from my leg there. so i grow leg hair in between my fingers! lol
Well on the bright side it doesn’t look like butt hair.
I ain’t had a woman in years, my palms is too hairy to hide
Answer me this. Do you still handshake people when you meet them? If so...why?
This makes me wonder if skin from the scrotum can be used in grafts. Imagine the possibilities!
Can you feel it if you pull them out with tweezers and/or wax?
I cant believe this has happened again!!! When I read about it in law school i almost didint believe it was true. You have to read this! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkins_v._McGee
I wonder if you did a DNA test on the hair follicle if it would be your DNA that showed up or the donor's..
"Skin graft" ok . . . .
“Skin graft” we all know what you have to do to get hair on your palms;) lol
You got it worse than me, all I have is after losing a 1/2 inch to an inch off two fingers to a wood router, they patched the skin back together after cutting them back, one place they mixed in a spot of a nail bed...so I get a needle of a finger nail growing out of the stump. Easy to cut off, so more of an oddity than a pain in the ass.
EW KILL IT!!!!
Well you could practice being a barber right in your own hands!
Palms are hairy. Knees weak. Mom's spaghetti
Knees weak, palms are hairy.
Woah, that's so cool!
Yeah right, that’s what a chronic masterbater would say..
You seem like a right wanker.
No bro. You just jerk off too much.
i think i'd rather have an open wound...
...but how does Brundlefly eat?
Mind if I ask where the donor site was from? Back of the things? And was it a bad burn that necessitated the grafting?
(I used to work in the development of thermal burn treatments, including potential replacements for autografts, so I am just curious. Very interesting stuff. I even got to scrub into an ER once and watch them debride and graft a patient's back - those dermatomes are morbidly fascinating devices).
Those are pubic region hairs btw :)
Lol you probably had skin grafted from your balls or something. Those are pubies hahahaha
Palms don’t have hair tho...
Just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?
No offence that's intresting but creepy
well Ed’s getting fired
Sacrifice him to Cthulhu!
Finish him, (r)Ed room style
How about "Pie to the Face" or has to play Santa at the Christmas party?
No one should hold this sacred power...
If you pick it up you die of lithium poisoning
It's an item that will surely come in handy later in the game.
Kinda weird isn't it? You can see the light clearly doesn't reach the tennis ball (it's sitting well away from the light cast on the floor). So what is the source of the light illuminating the ball so brightly?
RTX on... must have horrible framerates though.
Probably a quest item
Nice ball shaft.
He got the shaft
Move over, Spider-Man, and say hello to Tennis-Ball Man!
You lucky bastard!
You should report this to Cheezit. It will help them calibrate their production equipment AND you’ll probably get free Cheezits or at least a coupon. Better Cheezits for all and free Cheezits for you- a win win!
Packed by weight
And I found another!! Smaller, but still impressively chonky!
I was so excited until I read the verdict...
Destined for EBAY
I'm more interested in your socks dude, nice socks
Dawg that's a quesadilla