This is what they stamp envelopes with when some dumb fuck uses a sticker instead of a real stamp. They then return it to the sender.
Ceci n'est pas une stamp
I’m not the only one that had to think about this a minute to realize OP was talking about the red ink stamper and not the stamp-looking flag sticker, right? Great, thanks
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That's not a stamp... this is a stamp!
Shitty LPT: Use a sticker but switch the recipient and return addresses.
what a bunch of fucking liars. Let me guess , the mail people also all wear pants right?
This is meta af
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I wonder if there’s a “THIS IS NOT A TRAMP STAMP” stamp...?
Wondering for a friend.
A lot of people (relative) think that stamp-sized stickers that come in mass mailings are somehow postage stamps.
We are living in a time when flowers are trying to live on flowers, instead of growing on good rain and black loam.
- Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Checkmate Ray, looks like it's working out for this one.
Life finds a way
Yo dawg yo, I heard you like flowers
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
What is dead may never die
I used the flower to grow as a flower.
Hm. Don't like that
When you still live w/ your parents.
The future is now old man
It's a plant...
The Jesus Flower has risen
What I look like on the outside, but actually dead inside
My kids would call that "extra"
Only the strong survive
I hate it, thanks
I dub thee Phoenix Resurrectis.
Like a phoenix from the ashes
Or is the yeti cup really small
Is he working for the prince with all the money to give away?
" Shrimp?! Who are you calling a shrimp?!"
God, that's the size of a fucking lobster, that's incredible.
I want to eat that so bad.
I totally read this as Niagara (falls) at first facepalm
Shrimp are truly alien looking.
Did someone cut off its claw arms or did it never have any
I’m willing to be it’s Akwa Ibom (or Calabar in Cross River). They’ve got monster cray fishes there.
That is a giant cockroach
He has become THE LONG BOY, but how did he do it!? Clicc here to find out!
Strange, I thought you could only find prawns in South Africa.
This just looks like an ad to me.
That’s a facehugger being sneaky.
It's a rare occurrence to get one, but I always save them and hang them on my corkboard.
needs more shirt. they're my favorite and always make me giggle when i come across one :)
Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob.
Just being curious, did you receive those in Illinois
If in the middle of the book and it looks like a mistake, I suggest keeping your book in as new condition, save the cover as it could become a collectible item. For example, some of the most valuable coins or stamps are those that have misprints or errors.
Plenty of books have previews of other books in the back, if that’s what you mean. If this extra chapter is in the MIDDLE of your novel though, then that’d be weird.
I once had a book the right in the middle repeated a like 45 pages, skipping the ones that should be there.
Hell yea Malazan! My favourite fantasy series
Is Deadhouse Gates the one printed in the middle or the Stephen King book?
Damned targeted ads!!!
If you enjoyed the Stephen King chapter the book it’s from is The Outsider.
What do you mean ”Stephen King”, it’s STEVEN ERIKSON!
Interesting that sex and self-esteem share the same number
I looked at number 3 and was very confused for a few seconds, trying to think why reading books about ships would be embarrassing?
Then i looked at number 2 on the list..
This is a really good idea. Librarians are the best.
I like your library's hand done sign best.
This actually belongs in r/facepalm. Because the 2nd line continues to the 3rd, the Dewey numbers are off.
abuse/incest......362.76 & 362.76-.78
abusive relationships...362.8292 & 362.88
acne/skin care.....616.53 & 646.726
birth control...363.9609 & 613.94
body image.......306.4613 & 616.852
bullying...........302.34 & 371.58
cyberbullying........302.34 & 345.73
depression.…616.852, 616.8527, 616.85844
drugs.....362.292 & 362.2918
health/hygiene...613.04243 & 613.7043
lgbtq..........306.766 & 613.951
pregnancy......306.856, 306.8743, 618.2024
relationships/dating...305.235, 306.70835, 646.77
suicide........362.2, 362.28, 362.283
What’s that very dark joke?
Teenager to Librarian: “Excuse me, where can I check out a book about suicide?”
Librarian: “Fuck you, you wouldn’t bring it back.”
"Acne and skin care" on the list? I had bad acne years ago and that wouldn't have been something I would have been afraid to ask. Maybe others are/would be?
The world doesn't deserve librarians.
Things arnt what they used to be when i was a kid
Self esteem and sex have the same Dewey decimal #. Makes sense.
Well that's nice.
Where is the jacking off section?
I love this idea
Teens these days know what the Dewey decimal system is?
The category “ships” confused me for longer than I would like to admit.
I remember being embarrassed by talking about ships
I wish we could use the same system in searching for books online. At the library, I could browse through sections based on the subject matter, which was more definitive than you can find otherwise.
Anyone else read the list to the tune of wakko warner singing the countries of the world song?
That’s good of the school. Plus offering self-checkout.
I hope someone doesn't have any problem with things that start with the letter T or further.
My library also has this 😄
Why not just Google these subjects?
Was looking for Masturbation. Was disappointed. And confused.
Librarys have books on how to kill yourself?
It's nice that there's also a self checkout in case they don't want the librarian to see
This should be a thing in pharmacies also.
Shit this good for adults too lol
I dont see incest on there must be the south.
“I saw Tiffany looking at the ‘Teens’ trauma catalogue at the library yesterday...I bet she’s got an STD.”
I feel like any teenager looking at this is going to give up and Google that shit.
Bored librarian makes something nobody will ever use because she has been supplanted by technology*
My teenage gf would always just ask me. Not because she couldn't google, but because my reading speed and comprehension is straight fire. :)
Who is embarrassed to talk about ships? They’re well fucking cool!
Did it want to talk to you about making its cereal part of a balanced breakfast?
Is it albeeno?
I bet you could sell that for a ton of bells
"You's two's seen any pollen around here?"
Well you guys are absolutely useless today. There's supposed to be someone in the comments that explains what type of bee this is so I don't have to google it.
He looks pretty cute, not gonna lie.
It’s the price. He has been sent as liaison to open collaborations between humans and the bee tribes. He hopes to create a more synergistic alliance between the two species and disarm any misconceptions with recent stingings.
Okay, any experts here? I wanna know if this one is leucistic or something, or a species of it's own..!
Such a gorgeous little lady. I’m sure the queen is jealous
I’ll give 888 rupee for that.
You have been visited by the golden bee. You will find riches within the next 24 hours but only once the original post has been upvoted.
Capture it with a net, put it in a bottle, release it on your enemies!
King of bees owns your car now
It's a honey bee.
What a beautiful little girl!
I’m guessing that bee is the equivalent to a shiny Pokémon. Nice capture of it
He wanted to 'shake it up a little today'
How common are these?
Just pollinated 18 carrots n what
Retweet for good luck
Oh wow, it's a "honeybee".
what did it taste like?
one thirty TWOOOOOOO
Damn, that guy looked gorgeous. Hopefully no rule 34 would be made out of that beauty.
Life in balance.
I finally understand what all the buzz is about!
What's everyones favorite kind of bees?
Catch it with a bug net and you'll get 10 gold from the merchant
I probably would have shooed it away in a panic before I realized how photogenic it was
Trap it and use it when your life gauge is low.
A Gold Experience
well, hello handsome
He welcomes you to his golden Kingdom
Do you like jazz?
Ya like jazz?
I bet it would drop some amazing loot if you killed it.
It means you have been chosen ... if you know what I mean.
Woo, a shiny pokemon
Oh he's a fancy boy.
"chill, the game needs to load"
They could have just painted the building, the windows may actually be covered in plastic that is just yet to be removed.
Fam this is fucking me up
It looks like a horribly shitty paint job. Like they painted the building and didn't mask the windows.
low render distance
Anyone know why they are like that?
Looks like the Clarion needs some Claritin.
Multiple photos on google images confirm this is no mistake, or incomplete paint job.
Is it fog or was it designed that way?
Thanks, I hate it.
Textures haven't loaded yet give it a min
Looks like the buildings that you cant reach in a video game ot those you can find if you go spectator mode
That IS interesting!! Had to zoom to see it...
It's so fucking cute
I found a tiny snail like that in my frozen blueberries once. Well technically I found it in my mouth while eating blueberries. Traumatic.
Smol slimy boi snell
Looks like the carrots my kid is pulling from our garden.
Reminded me of that one moment in Kitchen Nightmares
Banana for scale?
Nails on point!
Your fingernails look like yogurt raisins
A carrot for ants!
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