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Johnny Appleseed's gravesite

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COMMENTS

  • Neylag
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 6:52pm

    “Let an apple sit, and it will rot. Eat an apple, and you will grow.”

    ~Johnny Appleseed

  • polly8020
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:13pm

    The Johnny Appleseed festival, best thing in Indiana!

  • CryanReed
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:16pm

    It has a Bible but he dedicated his life to getting people drunk.

  • true_spokes
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    To this day I always eat the seeds as Mr Appleseed so famously taught us.

COMMENTS

  • Neylag
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 6:52pm

    “Let an apple sit, and it will rot. Eat an apple, and you will grow.”

    ~Johnny Appleseed

  • polly8020
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:13pm

    The Johnny Appleseed festival, best thing in Indiana!

  • CryanReed
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:16pm

    It has a Bible but he dedicated his life to getting people drunk.

  • LucaBrazziSleeps
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:55pm

    Very close to my house. I've been here a hundred times.

  • true_spokes
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    To this day I always eat the seeds as Mr Appleseed so famously taught us.

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My dad received a package from China with over 200 stamps on it

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COMMENTS

  • DarkMonkey98
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 1:59pm

    get outta here, thats christmas wrapping paper

  • Three_Toed_Squire
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:00pm

    Mrs weasley didn't learn

  • Vesilli
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 2:04pm

    Sooo..what's in the box?

  • aereolagrande
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 1:58pm

    My mouth got dry just looking at that.

  • The_Potatoe-King
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 2:27pm

    Gotta make sure

  • echo1956
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 3:29pm

    That is a lot of stamps!

  • ChetBenning
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:40pm

    How to guarantee a postal inspection 101.

COMMENTS

  • DarkMonkey98
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 1:59pm

    get outta here, thats christmas wrapping paper

  • Three_Toed_Squire
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:00pm

    Mrs weasley didn't learn

  • Vesilli
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 2:04pm

    Sooo..what's in the box?

  • Phantom050
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 2:16pm

    WHATS IN THE BOOOX

  • aereolagrande
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 1:58pm

    My mouth got dry just looking at that.

  • The_Potatoe-King
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 2:27pm

    Gotta make sure

  • echo1956
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 3:29pm

    That is a lot of stamps!

  • ChetBenning
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:40pm

    How to guarantee a postal inspection 101.

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What Gatorade bottles look like before being heated and expanded

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COMMENTS

  • iC0nk3r
    14 points Mar 25,2019, 6:45pm

    Oh good! I've been looking for a butt plug with electrolytes.

  • luka_6
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 5:34pm

    Can someone share a video of the moulding process?

  • Supr_Cubr
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 6:00pm

    Great pocket ashtrays!

  • WestSnail
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:55pm

    How do they fit 40oz in there? That’s so small.

  • predictingzepast
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:45pm

    Looks like the cup the doctor gives you for a sample, this explains a lot..

COMMENTS

  • iC0nk3r
    14 points Mar 25,2019, 6:45pm

    Oh good! I've been looking for a butt plug with electrolytes.

  • luka_6
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 5:34pm

    Can someone share a video of the moulding process?

  • Supr_Cubr
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 6:00pm

    Great pocket ashtrays!

  • CudaRavage
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:08pm

    Grower, not a shower.

  • WestSnail
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:55pm

    How do they fit 40oz in there? That’s so small.

  • predictingzepast
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:45pm

    Looks like the cup the doctor gives you for a sample, this explains a lot..

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This nighttime city photo taken from a plane looks like a computer motherboard

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COMMENTS

  • kreimerd
    28 points Mar 25,2019, 9:45am

    If you think about it motherboards are designed to efficiently move signals the same way cities move people/resources. The copper traces on a motherboard are much like roads.

    Neat

  • silentsquirl27
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 6:06pm

    Wow I can't believe I haven't seen this comment yet.

    Can someone say 'We are living in a simulation!?' Lol, what, no conspiracy theorists here yet!?! XD

  • gdaves_496
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 9:01am

    Cool. What city is it?

  • unluckysteak
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 4:54pm

    So the motherboards look like cities and this city looks like a motherboard.

  • Strangemagazine
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:52pm

    Have a look at a silicon wafer under a microscope. Cities all the way down.

  • I35er
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 10:24am

    Pulse 1986

  • Ferdtuff
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 12:00pm

    HACK THE PLANET!

  • CrazyGardevoir
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 12:02pm

    I knew that we were just a simulation

  • SuperOddFuture
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:39pm

    There actually was once a photographer who made a whole series like these. Awesome photos can't recall the name though ..

  • Sunofabeach24
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:16pm

    I always thought that traffic looks like blood vessels and veins, electron orbit the nucleus the way planets orbit a star. I like to think if you keep zooming out the cycle just continues endlessly. Maybe our entire universe is inside one nucleus of some crazy element called like universium or something

  • WavyNotLazy
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:53pm

    Makes sense once you realize we live in a simulation. ;)

  • gordon-cormack
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:55pm

    When you think about it, Earth IS just one big motherboard.

  • OxygenInvestor
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:07pm

    Life imitates art.

  • shamu11
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:04pm

    MI BOIIIIIIII KNOWS ALL DEM DEM MUTHERBERDS

  • whitefoot
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 2:00pm

    I took the same photo for the same reason last November. Meant to post it on Reddit too but never did: https://i.imgur.com/XX5LPv9.jpg

COMMENTS

  • kreimerd
    28 points Mar 25,2019, 9:45am

    If you think about it motherboards are designed to efficiently move signals the same way cities move people/resources. The copper traces on a motherboard are much like roads.

    Neat

  • silentsquirl27
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 6:06pm

    Wow I can't believe I haven't seen this comment yet.

    Can someone say 'We are living in a simulation!?' Lol, what, no conspiracy theorists here yet!?! XD

  • gdaves_496
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 9:01am

    Cool. What city is it?

  • SleepyCriquet
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 9:54am

    Nice on for r/windowseat

  • unluckysteak
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 4:54pm

    So the motherboards look like cities and this city looks like a motherboard.

  • Strangemagazine
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:52pm

    Have a look at a silicon wafer under a microscope. Cities all the way down.

  • I35er
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 10:24am

    Pulse 1986

  • Ferdtuff
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 12:00pm

    HACK THE PLANET!

  • CrazyGardevoir
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 12:02pm

    I knew that we were just a simulation

  • SuperOddFuture
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:39pm

    There actually was once a photographer who made a whole series like these. Awesome photos can't recall the name though ..

  • Sunofabeach24
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:16pm

    I always thought that traffic looks like blood vessels and veins, electron orbit the nucleus the way planets orbit a star. I like to think if you keep zooming out the cycle just continues endlessly. Maybe our entire universe is inside one nucleus of some crazy element called like universium or something

  • WavyNotLazy
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:53pm

    Makes sense once you realize we live in a simulation. ;)

  • gordon-cormack
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:55pm

    When you think about it, Earth IS just one big motherboard.

  • OxygenInvestor
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:07pm

    Life imitates art.

  • shamu11
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:04pm

    MI BOIIIIIIII KNOWS ALL DEM DEM MUTHERBERDS

  • whitefoot
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 2:00pm

    I took the same photo for the same reason last November. Meant to post it on Reddit too but never did: https://i.imgur.com/XX5LPv9.jpg

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This gecko with three tails.

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COMMENTS

  • kimb20
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:00pm

    treyway

  • JonathanCrumpet
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:07pm

    How does this happen?

  • fluxenkind
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:21pm

    Poseidon’s gekko

  • lexnnewxrd
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:44pm

    Pretty rad

  • yeroldpappy
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:31pm

    Chicks dig it.

  • Erdnuss19
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    He's F A N C Y

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My sticky notes come on a miniature shipping pallet

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COMMENTS

  • Kittykg
    29 points Mar 25,2019, 5:43pm

    As a fan of most tiny things, I absolutely love this.

  • WildBillOverbeck
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 5:52pm

    The question is: do you have a small forklift to move it?

  • dontsniffglue
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 6:23pm

    Free, with your order of $250 or more!

  • LastoftheSynths
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 6:43pm

    Reclaim that wood. Make some furniture

  • fitbitch3
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:47pm

    Omg that’s adorable I love it

  • WhetherW1zard
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:47pm

    How do I get my hands on one?

  • MunkeyCo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:48pm

    This is

    Rad

  • ItsYfos
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:53pm

    I work in a lumber yard, all the companies who send us sticky notes ship em on these, it’s awesome

  • pollackey
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:04pm

    What is this? A shipping pallet for ants?

  • misterbondpt
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:14pm

    Ha! Mine too!

  • Nyshh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:19pm

    We use the same exact at my work.

  • Ricky_RZ
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:15pm

    That is either a small pallet or a big ass stack of sticky notes

  • rubydragoon666
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:15pm

    I too have one of these! Almost got in a fist fight with a shipper/receiver for it.

  • deadbeef4
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:20pm

    The Uline catalogue is nothing but page after page of “Hunh, so that’s where you get that...”

  • jacobs_ladder_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    A fellow Canadian, I see

  • montananightz
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    ULINE has been doing this for years. They are pretty cute aren't they!

  • CelestialAcatalepsy
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    The company I work for orders from ULINE daily so they receive miscellaneous complementary office supply gifts from them. Someone had the bright idea to host a Christmas party and do a free raffle ticket drawing, each employee got a ticket.

    I thought people were going to fucking riot when someone won a literally file cabinet. Some people won local football team memorabilia, others won corkcicle wine mugs and that poor dude won a fucking filing cabinet.

    I won a sportsball tee that I gave to another co-worker. I felt like watching that guy unwrap a filing cabinet was enough of a gift for the day.

  • mechmind
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    ya that's cute. but I really hate that you've given them an advertisement. also, related, I heard uline was a mean ol Right wing led company that I should not be supporting. our company buys office supplies from them, and I'm wondering if this is true?

  • AEnygma0
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:10pm

    Cuuuuute, teeheez

COMMENTS

  • Kittykg
    29 points Mar 25,2019, 5:43pm

    As a fan of most tiny things, I absolutely love this.

  • WildBillOverbeck
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 5:52pm

    The question is: do you have a small forklift to move it?

  • dontsniffglue
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 6:23pm

    Free, with your order of $250 or more!

  • RibboCG
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm
  • LastoftheSynths
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 6:43pm

    Reclaim that wood. Make some furniture

  • fitbitch3
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:47pm

    Omg that’s adorable I love it

  • WhetherW1zard
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:47pm

    How do I get my hands on one?

  • MunkeyCo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:48pm

    This is

    Rad

  • ItsYfos
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:53pm

    I work in a lumber yard, all the companies who send us sticky notes ship em on these, it’s awesome

  • pollackey
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:04pm

    What is this? A shipping pallet for ants?

  • misterbondpt
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:14pm

    Ha! Mine too!

  • Nyshh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:19pm

    We use the same exact at my work.

  • Ricky_RZ
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:15pm

    That is either a small pallet or a big ass stack of sticky notes

  • rubydragoon666
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:15pm

    I too have one of these! Almost got in a fist fight with a shipper/receiver for it.

  • deadbeef4
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:20pm

    The Uline catalogue is nothing but page after page of “Hunh, so that’s where you get that...”

  • jacobs_ladder_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    A fellow Canadian, I see

  • montananightz
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    ULINE has been doing this for years. They are pretty cute aren't they!

  • CelestialAcatalepsy
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    The company I work for orders from ULINE daily so they receive miscellaneous complementary office supply gifts from them. Someone had the bright idea to host a Christmas party and do a free raffle ticket drawing, each employee got a ticket.

    I thought people were going to fucking riot when someone won a literally file cabinet. Some people won local football team memorabilia, others won corkcicle wine mugs and that poor dude won a fucking filing cabinet.

    I won a sportsball tee that I gave to another co-worker. I felt like watching that guy unwrap a filing cabinet was enough of a gift for the day.

  • mechmind
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    ya that's cute. but I really hate that you've given them an advertisement. also, related, I heard uline was a mean ol Right wing led company that I should not be supporting. our company buys office supplies from them, and I'm wondering if this is true?

  • AEnygma0
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:10pm

    Cuuuuute, teeheez

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The palm of my hand grows hair after a skin graft I got a few years ago.

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COMMENTS

  • NewSoulSam
    1941 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    This is definitely r/wtf material. Hope your recovery has gone well!

    Also maybe invest in some Nair.

  • lieralolita
    865 points Mar 25,2019, 7:04pm

    Well you know what they say about hairy palms....

  • Schklonk
    285 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Nuns: [stares in catholic]

  • trainsphobic
    233 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    What a neat excuse to take attention off your masturbation problem

  • BooksNShizzz
    48 points Mar 25,2019, 7:56pm

    We read a case like this in Contracts class in law school just today!

  • soykm
    34 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Do you shave it? Pluck it? Wax it? Or leave it be? Let me know.

  • PantsClock
    31 points Mar 25,2019, 7:30pm

    So is that... like... your hair?

  • benjamaang
    64 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Just a reminder that the lord is always watching

  • lionhearted86
    23 points Mar 25,2019, 7:06pm

    I’m intrigued and repulsed at the same time

  • Soylent_X
    51 points Mar 25,2019, 7:08pm

    r/nofap

    They say it works wonders

  • disposable_scythe
    15 points Mar 25,2019, 7:10pm

    Fascinating. Though I wonder what the unknowing stranger who shakes your hand thinks post-shake.

  • descendentofdog
    12 points Mar 25,2019, 7:47pm

    Interesting and gross

  • PieClub
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 7:55pm

    Hey u/everyone_always, this happened to my brother! He had a belly skin graft on his palm after a bad childhood burn. If you don't want to embrace it and are tired of spikey hairs, consider trying an epilator - it pulls the hair out from the root so you don't have to deal with spikey post-shave hair, grows back more slowly. At first it may hurt, but then over time you lose sensitivity.

  • tdminton
    11 points Mar 25,2019, 7:28pm

    Did they take the skin off of your sack?

  • one_leg_wonder
    8 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    .... weird

  • notpurelyplatonic
    9 points Mar 25,2019, 7:13pm

    So you shave your palms now?

  • Ravens1112003
    7 points Mar 25,2019, 8:00pm

    Have you considered using rogaine on it and growing it really long?

  • FingFangFoom987
    11 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    STOP YANKING THE CRANK!

  • p3ngu1ns-pl3ase
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 7:52pm

    My newest nightmare... thanks... oh god oh god

    Also probably r/cursedimages

  • FireWire400
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:18pm

    Could be useful in winter

  • novachamp
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:26pm

    Makes for interesting handshakes

  • overlycomplexname
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:52pm

    nice,that's pretty disgusting.

  • homr57
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    If there was ever a candidate for laser hair removal, it’s this guy

  • PoisonKiss43
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:33pm

    I feel like waxing it would be better

  • millionbillionone
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:35pm

    And that was the last time Timmy masturbated in the church bathroom...

  • lynivvinyl
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:40pm

    Try jerking with Nair.

  • hearingcolours
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:53pm

    Gross

  • CardboardSoyuz
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:01pm
  • CapitalismIsBad123
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:17pm

    That is the coolest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

  • Taman_Should
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    [masturbation joke here]

  • TrashJack42
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Jerked the gherkin a little too much, did you?

  • turd-snurgler
    7 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Your donor might be blind,

  • cannibalcorpuscle
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:36pm

    Would this be because the skin that was grafted already grew hair, like lower back area?

  • mentarchis
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:49pm

    Nasty and hilarious.

  • littlemissgayle
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:51pm

    Has there always been hair on it since the graft or did it suddenly just start growing?!

  • Spiritofthemountain
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm
  • c-peg
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm
  • PV-INVICTUS
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:19pm

    Palms are hairy, mom's Gilette-y...

    Fuck, that didn't work.

  • Stooker2001
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:20pm

    Insert masterbation joke here

  • NyaSeeNya
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    Have you checked to see if you're spiderman?

  • sonofthedove
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Hawkins v McGee

  • yogzoth
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Try r/NoFap

  • click79
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    Must be from your ass

  • BANTxMAN
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    That is from masturbation, not skin graft

  • Eggsalad_
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    What the actual fuck.

  • talmbouticus
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    This is a botched procedure, remove this post goodness Christ

  • mmm_mulder
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    Nasty.

  • Droppedbucket03
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    No offense but that kinda disturbing, my dude

  • PM_ME_JIGGLY_THINGS
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    How's your eyesight?

  • MattyVicious
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    So it is true, you beat off too much you grow hair on your palms..

  • AusPower85
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    Kill it with fire!!!

    Again!

  • curebaldness
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Baldness cure.

  • avpro32
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    This would annoy the heck out of me

  • johns945
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Just admit you masterbated.

  • dhansen-19
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    “My palms are too hairy to hide”-Eminem -This guy

  • G0d_Slayer
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    So basically they pasted a piece of skin from someone’s hairy butt in your hand. Could be worse. Could’ve lost your hand or could’ve been my hand at which point it’ll be a lot more hairy than that.

  • Mopura
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 8:29pm

    Thanks, I hate it

  • _The_Burn_
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:52pm

    Is that ass hair or what

  • thebasisofabassist
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:30pm

    Where did they take the graft from?

  • whoneedsusernames
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:34pm

    What happened that required the skin graft?

  • scrabbleinjury
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:36pm

    Hairy Palm and his five brothers

  • XLDOC
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:39pm

    If your whole palm was done with that skin, you would have potential of being Spider-Man. /s

  • Church_of_Cheri
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:43pm

    This made me think of a story I was told as a kid by a storyteller at my local library. I found a version of the story here under the subheading of “In Gds Hands”.

    TL;DR a holocaust survivor saved his sister too by having the same sort of graft on the palm of his hand.

  • didntseethemovie
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:46pm

    Next time tell em not to use ball skin.

  • ROUHeavyMessing
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:46pm

    "skin graft" fnar fnar

  • PSYCHOBRAINIAC
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:55pm

    Been chokin the chicken a little more than usual lately?

  • AKBombtrack
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    Uh uh. 'after a skin graft'...

  • 1n5an1ty
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    I now someone who was born with webbed hands/fingers, his parents ended up getting it fixed when he was still a baby. The ended up using skin from the groin/leg area to do it so he ended up having hairs grow between his fingers.

    The running joke was that anyone who shook hands with him also touched his pubes.

  • NavySEAL1123
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:01pm

    No way! I have a very similar wound on my hand right now. Lucky enough to not get a skin graft nor hair growing from there.

  • vetelmo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:02pm

    Is it from your ass?

  • GalaxyZeroOne
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:03pm

    Grow a sweet handlebar!

  • SammiDane
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:06pm

    excuse me what the fuck

  • Calibretto9
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:11pm

    Dracula had hairy palms in the book.

  • soesfairview
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:11pm

    Is that ass hair?

  • MendozAAAH
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:12pm

    Skin graft from jacking it too much?

  • YourBoyRocket
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:12pm

    You best keep that shaved to the root if you shake peoples hands often

  • PlasticPaulBunyan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:13pm

    My mom had to have some skin from her scalp grafted onto her nose, so im always on the lookout for when she starts to look a little witchy.

  • MangaMaven
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:14pm

    When did it start growing hair? At puberty when the follicles would have been activated anyways?

  • gvargh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:15pm

    thanks i hate it

  • Gradius125
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm

    Do you ever let it grow out just to give super weird handshakes?

  • elsaturation
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm

    Was this an allogeneic or autologous graft?

  • recnepsj
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:17pm

    Wow that’s disgusting, thanks for sharing

  • Not_Warren_Buffett
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:17pm

    This disturbs me more than I feel like it should.

  • elibarzvi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:18pm

    this is scary

  • smithdylan314
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:19pm

    Do you ever leave some scruff and then shake hands with people?

  • thekingadrock93
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:19pm

    It makes me shudder to think about shaking your hand, whether shaved or hairy. Uncomfortable would be a better word

  • barryclueless
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:20pm

    At least you didn’t go blind

  • RaffiBomb000
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    How many times you pull your horn today, bud? 6 to 8? You're a fuckin' animal

  • trashpandasfordinner
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    Now we just need to figure out how to get this on my face so I don't look like a pre-pubescant cartoon character anymore

  • lookinforbobo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    Do you have feeling in that area?

  • Naturally_Smitten
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:23pm

    That's cool creepy, but cool. Does it ever itch? Does it get pimples? Is it your skin? If so, what part of the body did they take it from?

  • Z3ROGRAV1TYx
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:23pm

    Did you get bit by a spider

  • Stupid_question_bot
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:24pm

    hah.. second story im telling about my dad today..

    when he was 17 he was in a car accident and needed a skin graft on his wrist, so they used skin from his "nether" regions and he had a patch of pubes growing on his wrist for the rest of his life.. you couldnt really tell it looked like arm hair..

    but i knew

  • mishugashu
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:25pm

    Do you shave it or just let it grow?

  • TotalBS_1973
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:25pm

    What part of the body was the graft taken from?

  • Serpenio_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Serious question, does your palm itch?

  • Neiot
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Well, hey. When you're itchy, that's a cool thing to have.

  • taishojoey
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    Man you need to stop masturbating....

  • mikeakkk
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    one of my midschool teachers was in some accident and had some of her ass grafted on her lip and you could see the hair on the overhead machine.........gross

  • UnfairLobster
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    Amazing and gross!

  • EvilestJedi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    Shit, I got a perfectly working original on my head but shit hasn't grown any hair for a while...

  • King-Coopa
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:29pm

    The Hairy Hand case is a favorite of Contracts students

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkins_v._McGee

  • smil3b0mb
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:29pm

    I lost a bunch of skin on my hands after a road rash incident and it looked a lot like the area around your graft. I was fortunate enough to not need one though.

  • Epena501
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    What’d they use? A piece of your ass?

  • fozzythemexican
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    So you jack off so hard hair actually grew 😂 Joke aside: this is actually pretty cool. It shows how hair transplant to the scalp works. Glad you can still use your hand after so much trama.

  • Mysterykid123
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    I ain’t had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide

  • drewisadick
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    Cool! High five! With your left hand..

  • JoeJoe__
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    Where did they take it from??.. your ass??? 🤣

  • theycallmemellojello
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:31pm
  • Lostyogi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:31pm

    You should hire yourself out to church groups to talk to boys about the dangers of excessive masturbation.

  • butterfly_burps
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Dammit, mom was right....

  • Arogoth
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    This is what happens when you jack off you sinner

  • Rose_Beef
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    That must cum in handy.

  • Asphalt_outlaw
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    We know what you've been doing...

  • YoungMuppet
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    This picture is a goldmine for those Facebook mom groups to get their kids to stop masturbating.

  • salamandan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Oh Jesus Christ!

  • balognavolt
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Good news, the graft was successful. Bad news, you needs to switch hands.

  • Timmy_Tuffnuts
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Callin B.S. that's what happens when you play with your pecker to much. My mom told me so.

  • KarmaLaw
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    My fingers were stuck together when I was born, they split them and the same thing happens between my fingers. Always wondered if I was the only one lol I’m with you brother

  • Bigmt42
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    Obligatory "hairy palms" joke

  • edluvables
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    I wonder if the comments say anything abou

  • RThibault1987
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    I don't know how I feel about this. Intrigued mostly......

  • AquaFlan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    Have you thought about growing a hand beard? Or at least a hand goatee?

  • apprehensiveabtthis
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    Too much masturbating.

  • UnhappyBread
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:34pm

    Yeah sure, “skin graft”

  • Killgarth
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:35pm

    Hehe, you have a butt hand.

  • zigaa
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    You are a mutant

  • TheAbominableRex
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    Palms hairy, knees weak...

  • Straight_Ace
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    Mhm sure. We all know the truth

  • eatthedead7
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    yuck-e

  • Ruraraid
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:37pm

    its one of those things that is oddly disturbing but equally interesting.

  • JamieOvechkin
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    Gross, I love it

  • LDPanter
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm
  • johnsgrove
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    I had hand surgery and long black hairs grew on the back edge of my hand but eventually went away. A result of the body trying to protect itself apparently. The nails on that hand still grow slower than the other hand - over a year later

  • dj_joeev
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    This makes me uncomfortable

  • gracegunn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    Omg.

  • High_Valyrian_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    What kind of graft was this and I can I get one for my head?

  • Lusterkx2
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    That is some freaky shit!

  • andrewangelucci3
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    Ok peter parker

  • Zippingzombie
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    Sure you got a skin graft...

    We have a master debater here folks

  • avskyen
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    Please for the love of ANYTHING sue your practitioner.

  • kryvian
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    There's a hair palm joke in here somewhere.

  • MarcusAurilius
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    He waaas masterbating!!!! Have you seen my baseball?

  • MoparSE
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    Hmmm is that area prone to pimples?I’d imagine having pores on your hands like that would cause a lot of pimples In that area.

  • MC_Mic_Hawk
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    Hairy palms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • IllbeyourHuckleburry
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    “all my live I was very debrived”

  • turdferguson_md1
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    Sure buddy... sure

  • psyaneyed
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    My dad used to warn me this would happen to me but not from a skin graft.

  • AutisticNoodle07
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    If you don't mind me asking, why did you need to get a skin graft?

  • y0y
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    Has the graft itself always been so smooth? I had to get a small graft on my wrist 2 years ago because they were unable to close after surgery due to extreme swelling. The graft came from my upper thigh. No hair, but the texture is fucking weird - not smooth at all. Just wondering if yours smoothed out over time or if mine's just fugly.

  • N0tY0urL0calG0at
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    So. Your hands do grow hair if you masturbate too much.

  • Wretschko
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    Oh, my god, the myth turns out to be true?!

  • Bonemonkey80
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    where did they get the skin from ?

  • Sawman021
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    There's an Iranian proverb which says:You can pull my palms hairWhich means I don't have money or whatever object someone is asking you

  • g1ng3rb34rdm4n
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    Skin graft is a funny way to say meat beating marathon.

  • MisterPhamtastic
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Did they use your scrotum because this is just like my scrotum

  • pimpsilo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Right....skin graft.

  • alaskanbearfucker
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    That’s not a skin graft. Put the dick down!

  • red71rum
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Taken from a scrotum?

  • TacoNerp
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    "Skin graft"

  • Broadwell-e_Alex
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm
  • colossuskidd
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Uhhhhhh ....

  • BigPapaPage716
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Insert masturbation joke here

  • itsashameaboutbae
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    THAT isn’t why you have hair on your palm...

  • HomemadeMacAndCheese
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Where was the skin taken from, if you don't mind me asking?

  • GenericHero12
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    The Legends are true!!!

  • PhobicBeast
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    just wax that shit hard

  • lickemlikem
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    I always thought that was a myth!

  • blake1120
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Why did they take skin from a hair baring area? Your surgeon was a stooge. And i’m a little perplexed why lasering didn’t work...we do it for free flaps and have pretty good results.

    Oh well...there are worse scenarios.

  • RPFM
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    That's just about the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

  • Axette
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Does the spot on your thigh they skin graphed from not grow hair now?

  • powell614
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Grafted from his ass for sure. Ass hands.

  • eddiedorn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Didn’t they used to say masturbation caused hairy palms? Now there’s a real example to terrify kids with.

  • refugio123
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    I think you just need to stop masturbating

  • mojorising1329
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Didn’t your mother ever tell you that masturbating will make you grow hair on your palms? She was right.

  • Sept21st
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Wait, what’s that saying about hairy palms?

  • oceanave112
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    repost??

  • Guykokujin
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Palm Pubes

  • steezystevetaylor
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    That's somebody's ass hairs

  • MarkThor152
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Have you ever tried plucking them out? Just curious if it hurt any more than other areas on the body.

  • cwhagedorn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    this is the worst thing I've ever seen

  • Verbenablu
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm
  • Lefty1602
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm
  • Terminus259
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    I have something quite similar; I lost half a finger years ago and the resulting skin graft causes the tip of my finger to grow hair.

  • SeaCur
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Masturbation DOES make hair grow on your palms afterall. You must be world champ.

  • BallisticHabit
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Something, something, something you'll go blind doing that.

  • majinkazekage
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    dude get that checked out

  • IAmTheRealMonkey
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    It's like that one scene in the first Spider-Man movie where he has the Lil hairs growing on his hands...

    ...did you get bit by a spider lately?

  • Markuswm
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Does that area still have feeling?

  • GIRTHLIFE
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Too much masturbation.

  • Jwall2700
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    does that nutsack skin shrivel up when its cold????

  • Skin-Suit-Samuel
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Fascinating!

  • Shinoryu23
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    Too much fapping, so the legend is true

  • wanderai
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK

  • ZombieGroan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    New backstory you got bit by a radioactive spider...

  • BushAdministration87
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    That old chestnut. I'm using that excuse.

    (Hope you ok tho)

  • Daveit4later
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    is r/weirdasfucka thing?

  • liverspotting
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    A trichotillomaniac’s dream come true

  • FOMOYOLOMOFO
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    Wew thats fucking gross

  • ekmartin
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    That creeps me the hell out, not going to lie it’s a no from me.

  • RapeMeToo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Wow that's the most disgusting thing I've seen today

  • bleeh805
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    What a great conversation starter.

  • Philosophyoffreehood
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Thank god this isnt on r/roastme

  • RedBMWZ2
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    So.... you do have hairy palms?

  • Snoogiepooges
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Please tell me the graft skin was from your balls.

  • Jah_Kno_Star
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    try climbing walls

  • GrapeElephant
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Thanks, I hate it

  • IWouldveFollowdAlice
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    There’s a hairy palms joke in here somewhere

  • pokethehippo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Is this better than the scar you would have had without a skin graft?

  • brandogg360
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Suuuuure that's what happened ;)

  • leroach
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    go to your laser hair removal place and take care of that.

  • OnTheHrzn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm
  • Put2gether
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    That’s from fapping brother!!

  • wasabinski
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    I know a kid in my son’s school that got a skin graft from his pubic area on his neck to heal a third degree burn. All fine from the burn but now the poor kid is growing pubic hair on his neck. Pretty WTF and I don’t know how or why they figured the pubic are was the best option for the skin graft, and I wonder if they ever thought this was going to happen. Needless to say, the kid gets picked on quite a bit.

  • avantgardian26
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    There is an incredibly famous case about this. Anyone who went through American law school in the last fifty years learned about this case.

  • KyleRichXV
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    r/tihi. No offense.

    Also, hope you’re okay!

  • lankist
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    Sure, "skin graft," says the serial masturbator.

  • Dan560914
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    goes for a handshake "hey what the fuck?"

  • Byugoi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    this is not mildly interesting this is vastly disgusting

  • Darcy519
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    You have one hairy butt!!!

  • Zombiewax
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    Skin graft.. My meemaw told me that this is a consequence of masturbation!

  • Berniethedog
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    I had a friend that got a liver transplant when he was pretty young and they used some skin from his thigh to close up the hole for some reason. When he hit puberty the skin graft started growing hair. Since he had gotten it as a small child and grown quite a bit it was about the size and shape of a football. Just a scar lined hairy football on his torso.

  • Jossie2014
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    Is there anytime you go to search your ass only to find yourself tickling instead?

  • Greyfoxx85
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    I came for the masturbating comments

  • Wolvgirl15
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Super dumb question, can you feel it? Like do the nerves work?

    Also maybe a dumb question.. can’t you have the hairs laser removed? So the hair sacks get destroyed and don’t come back? I feel like that’s a thing I’ve heard about..

  • Mangwe
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    I hate you cause you made me google "skin graft".

  • SilenceoftheRedditrs
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    How long have you grown it? You should treat that out

  • TuxedoJesus
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Haha that’s not why your palms grow hair. Get a helping hand!!

  • honda-cult
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Was it skin from your butt haha

  • maturityexplained
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    No sir, I don’t like it.

  • Wang2chung2
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Yeah right...we all know why ya palms hairy.

  • jake9er
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    His spidey senses are tingling

  • _dmdb_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    I have something similar, I suppose I never thought that many other people have such a thing.

    One of my fingers was shut in a door when I was young. It was reconstructed using various tissue and temporary links to the finger next to it to help. I have quite hairy arms so this means the finger has hair growing from the end as part of it came from the inner elbow

  • hxctstep
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    wot in tarnation

  • 2074red2074
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    I grow hair between my fingers for the same reason. When you pluck it, do you have a solid 5mm of hair under the skin?

  • Shania2000
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    This scared me so much

  • MyBrainReallyHurts
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Why did they take the skin graft from your balls?

  • cammaycam1914
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Razor companies are gonna love you

  • s_nice79
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Lies! You've been wanking! Jk jk

  • PandaClan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    I'd rather be missing a hand tbh

  • MrJeromeParker
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    There must be a phobia for this, I'm glad it turned out as good as it did and it's very interesting... Having said that I kinda wish I hadn't exposed myself to this

  • betbruh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    i have something similar to this. my ring and pinky finger, on both hands, were stuck together when i was born so i got surgery to split them and they put skin from my leg there. so i grow leg hair in between my fingers! lol

  • LesterTheFresh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Well on the bright side it doesn’t look like butt hair.

  • DoYouEvenThroCodeBro
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Ugh

  • dostal78
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    I ain’t had a woman in years, my palms is too hairy to hide

  • VillyD13
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm
  • R-Nought
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Answer me this. Do you still handshake people when you meet them? If so...why?

  • Cubyface
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    This makes me wonder if skin from the scrotum can be used in grafts. Imagine the possibilities!

  • DoYouEvenThroCodeBro
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Can you feel it if you pull them out with tweezers and/or wax?

  • erratictortoise
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    I cant believe this has happened again!!! When I read about it in law school i almost didint believe it was true. You have to read this! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkins_v._McGee

  • Playoff_p
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    I wonder if you did a DNA test on the hair follicle if it would be your DNA that showed up or the donor's..

  • deuc
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    "Skin graft" ok . . . .

  • savage-wolf-v
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    “Skin graft” we all know what you have to do to get hair on your palms;) lol

  • ri89rc20
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    You got it worse than me, all I have is after losing a 1/2 inch to an inch off two fingers to a wood router, they patched the skin back together after cutting them back, one place they mixed in a spot of a nail bed...so I get a needle of a finger nail growing out of the stump. Easy to cut off, so more of an oddity than a pain in the ass.

  • TriggeredGoat
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm
  • whateveri-dont-care
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    EW KILL IT!!!!

  • BigTone32
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Well you could practice being a barber right in your own hands!

  • Thurman_Mermanz
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    WHY

  • carnesaur
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm
  • Hyper_light_drifter
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Palms are hairy. Knees weak. Mom's spaghetti

  • LokiZyro
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Knees weak, palms are hairy.

  • Pyrdv
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    Woah, that's so cool!

  • Bloodylouver
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    Yeah right, that’s what a chronic masterbater would say..

  • chica420
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    You seem like a right wanker.

  • Tmak_0
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    No bro. You just jerk off too much.

  • BeapBeapLettuce
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:11pm

    Forbidden ravioli

  • dashlukky
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:54pm

    i think i'd rather have an open wound...

  • Phazlerde
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    ...but how does Brundlefly eat?

  • Bigtsez
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Mind if I ask where the donor site was from? Back of the things? And was it a bad burn that necessitated the grafting?

    (I used to work in the development of thermal burn treatments, including potential replacements for autografts, so I am just curious. Very interesting stuff. I even got to scrub into an ER once and watch them debride and graft a patient's back - those dermatomes are morbidly fascinating devices).

  • TacitusKillgore
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Those are pubic region hairs btw :)

  • corrawin
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Lol you probably had skin grafted from your balls or something. Those are pubies hahahaha

  • Potato_moon12
    -13 points Mar 25,2019, 7:10pm

    Palms don’t have hair tho...

  • hotdogdildo13
    -3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?

COMMENTS

  • NewSoulSam
    1941 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    This is definitely r/wtf material. Hope your recovery has gone well!

    Also maybe invest in some Nair.

  • lieralolita
    865 points Mar 25,2019, 7:04pm

    Well you know what they say about hairy palms....

  • Schklonk
    285 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Nuns: [stares in catholic]

  • Bunjhellios
    336 points Mar 25,2019, 7:04pm

    No offence that's intresting but creepy

  • trainsphobic
    233 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    What a neat excuse to take attention off your masturbation problem

  • BooksNShizzz
    48 points Mar 25,2019, 7:56pm

    We read a case like this in Contracts class in law school just today!

  • soykm
    34 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Do you shave it? Pluck it? Wax it? Or leave it be? Let me know.

  • PantsClock
    31 points Mar 25,2019, 7:30pm

    So is that... like... your hair?

  • benjamaang
    64 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Just a reminder that the lord is always watching

  • lionhearted86
    23 points Mar 25,2019, 7:06pm

    I’m intrigued and repulsed at the same time

  • Soylent_X
    51 points Mar 25,2019, 7:08pm

    r/nofap

    They say it works wonders

  • disposable_scythe
    15 points Mar 25,2019, 7:10pm

    Fascinating. Though I wonder what the unknowing stranger who shakes your hand thinks post-shake.

  • descendentofdog
    12 points Mar 25,2019, 7:47pm

    Interesting and gross

  • PieClub
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 7:55pm

    Hey u/everyone_always, this happened to my brother! He had a belly skin graft on his palm after a bad childhood burn. If you don't want to embrace it and are tired of spikey hairs, consider trying an epilator - it pulls the hair out from the root so you don't have to deal with spikey post-shave hair, grows back more slowly. At first it may hurt, but then over time you lose sensitivity.

  • tdminton
    11 points Mar 25,2019, 7:28pm

    Did they take the skin off of your sack?

  • one_leg_wonder
    8 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    .... weird

  • notpurelyplatonic
    9 points Mar 25,2019, 7:13pm

    So you shave your palms now?

  • Ravens1112003
    7 points Mar 25,2019, 8:00pm

    Have you considered using rogaine on it and growing it really long?

  • FingFangFoom987
    11 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    STOP YANKING THE CRANK!

  • p3ngu1ns-pl3ase
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 7:52pm

    My newest nightmare... thanks... oh god oh god

    Also probably r/cursedimages

  • FireWire400
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:18pm

    Could be useful in winter

  • novachamp
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:26pm

    Makes for interesting handshakes

  • overlycomplexname
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:52pm

    nice,that's pretty disgusting.

  • homr57
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    If there was ever a candidate for laser hair removal, it’s this guy

  • PoisonKiss43
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:33pm

    I feel like waxing it would be better

  • millionbillionone
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:35pm

    And that was the last time Timmy masturbated in the church bathroom...

  • lynivvinyl
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:40pm

    Try jerking with Nair.

  • hearingcolours
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:53pm

    Gross

  • CardboardSoyuz
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:01pm
  • CapitalismIsBad123
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:17pm

    That is the coolest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

  • Taman_Should
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    [masturbation joke here]

  • TrashJack42
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Jerked the gherkin a little too much, did you?

  • turd-snurgler
    7 points Mar 25,2019, 7:05pm

    Your donor might be blind,

  • cannibalcorpuscle
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:36pm

    Would this be because the skin that was grafted already grew hair, like lower back area?

  • mentarchis
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:49pm

    Nasty and hilarious.

  • littlemissgayle
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:51pm

    Has there always been hair on it since the graft or did it suddenly just start growing?!

  • Spiritofthemountain
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm
  • c-peg
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm
  • PV-INVICTUS
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:19pm

    Palms are hairy, mom's Gilette-y...

    Fuck, that didn't work.

  • Stooker2001
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:20pm

    Insert masterbation joke here

  • NyaSeeNya
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    Have you checked to see if you're spiderman?

  • sonofthedove
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Hawkins v McGee

  • yogzoth
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Try r/NoFap

  • click79
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    Must be from your ass

  • BANTxMAN
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    That is from masturbation, not skin graft

  • Eggsalad_
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    What the actual fuck.

  • talmbouticus
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    This is a botched procedure, remove this post goodness Christ

  • mmm_mulder
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    Nasty.

  • Droppedbucket03
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    No offense but that kinda disturbing, my dude

  • PM_ME_JIGGLY_THINGS
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    How's your eyesight?

  • MattyVicious
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    So it is true, you beat off too much you grow hair on your palms..

  • AusPower85
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    Kill it with fire!!!

    Again!

  • curebaldness
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Baldness cure.

  • avpro32
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    This would annoy the heck out of me

  • johns945
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Just admit you masterbated.

  • dhansen-19
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    “My palms are too hairy to hide”-Eminem -This guy

  • G0d_Slayer
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    So basically they pasted a piece of skin from someone’s hairy butt in your hand. Could be worse. Could’ve lost your hand or could’ve been my hand at which point it’ll be a lot more hairy than that.

  • Mopura
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 8:29pm

    Thanks, I hate it

  • _The_Burn_
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:52pm

    Is that ass hair or what

  • thebasisofabassist
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:30pm

    Where did they take the graft from?

  • whoneedsusernames
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:34pm

    What happened that required the skin graft?

  • scrabbleinjury
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:36pm

    Hairy Palm and his five brothers

  • XLDOC
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:39pm

    If your whole palm was done with that skin, you would have potential of being Spider-Man. /s

  • Church_of_Cheri
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:43pm

    This made me think of a story I was told as a kid by a storyteller at my local library. I found a version of the story here under the subheading of “In Gds Hands”.

    TL;DR a holocaust survivor saved his sister too by having the same sort of graft on the palm of his hand.

  • didntseethemovie
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:46pm

    Next time tell em not to use ball skin.

  • ROUHeavyMessing
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:46pm

    "skin graft" fnar fnar

  • PSYCHOBRAINIAC
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:55pm

    Been chokin the chicken a little more than usual lately?

  • AKBombtrack
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    Uh uh. 'after a skin graft'...

  • 1n5an1ty
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    I now someone who was born with webbed hands/fingers, his parents ended up getting it fixed when he was still a baby. The ended up using skin from the groin/leg area to do it so he ended up having hairs grow between his fingers.

    The running joke was that anyone who shook hands with him also touched his pubes.

  • NavySEAL1123
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:01pm

    No way! I have a very similar wound on my hand right now. Lucky enough to not get a skin graft nor hair growing from there.

  • vetelmo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:02pm

    Is it from your ass?

  • GalaxyZeroOne
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:03pm

    Grow a sweet handlebar!

  • SammiDane
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:06pm

    excuse me what the fuck

  • Calibretto9
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:11pm

    Dracula had hairy palms in the book.

  • soesfairview
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:11pm

    Is that ass hair?

  • MendozAAAH
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:12pm

    Skin graft from jacking it too much?

  • YourBoyRocket
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:12pm

    You best keep that shaved to the root if you shake peoples hands often

  • PlasticPaulBunyan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:13pm

    My mom had to have some skin from her scalp grafted onto her nose, so im always on the lookout for when she starts to look a little witchy.

  • MangaMaven
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:14pm

    When did it start growing hair? At puberty when the follicles would have been activated anyways?

  • gvargh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:15pm

    thanks i hate it

  • Gradius125
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm

    Do you ever let it grow out just to give super weird handshakes?

  • elsaturation
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm

    Was this an allogeneic or autologous graft?

  • recnepsj
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:17pm

    Wow that’s disgusting, thanks for sharing

  • Not_Warren_Buffett
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:17pm

    This disturbs me more than I feel like it should.

  • elibarzvi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:18pm

    this is scary

  • smithdylan314
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:19pm

    Do you ever leave some scruff and then shake hands with people?

  • thekingadrock93
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:19pm

    It makes me shudder to think about shaking your hand, whether shaved or hairy. Uncomfortable would be a better word

  • barryclueless
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:20pm

    At least you didn’t go blind

  • RaffiBomb000
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    How many times you pull your horn today, bud? 6 to 8? You're a fuckin' animal

  • trashpandasfordinner
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    Now we just need to figure out how to get this on my face so I don't look like a pre-pubescant cartoon character anymore

  • lookinforbobo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:21pm

    Do you have feeling in that area?

  • Naturally_Smitten
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:23pm

    That's cool creepy, but cool. Does it ever itch? Does it get pimples? Is it your skin? If so, what part of the body did they take it from?

  • Z3ROGRAV1TYx
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:23pm

    Did you get bit by a spider

  • Stupid_question_bot
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:24pm

    hah.. second story im telling about my dad today..

    when he was 17 he was in a car accident and needed a skin graft on his wrist, so they used skin from his "nether" regions and he had a patch of pubes growing on his wrist for the rest of his life.. you couldnt really tell it looked like arm hair..

    but i knew

  • mishugashu
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:25pm

    Do you shave it or just let it grow?

  • TotalBS_1973
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:25pm

    What part of the body was the graft taken from?

  • Serpenio_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Serious question, does your palm itch?

  • Neiot
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:26pm

    Well, hey. When you're itchy, that's a cool thing to have.

  • taishojoey
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    Man you need to stop masturbating....

  • mikeakkk
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    one of my midschool teachers was in some accident and had some of her ass grafted on her lip and you could see the hair on the overhead machine.........gross

  • UnfairLobster
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:27pm

    Amazing and gross!

  • EvilestJedi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:28pm

    Shit, I got a perfectly working original on my head but shit hasn't grown any hair for a while...

  • King-Coopa
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:29pm

    The Hairy Hand case is a favorite of Contracts students

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkins_v._McGee

  • smil3b0mb
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:29pm

    I lost a bunch of skin on my hands after a road rash incident and it looked a lot like the area around your graft. I was fortunate enough to not need one though.

  • Epena501
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    What’d they use? A piece of your ass?

  • fozzythemexican
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    So you jack off so hard hair actually grew 😂 Joke aside: this is actually pretty cool. It shows how hair transplant to the scalp works. Glad you can still use your hand after so much trama.

  • Mysterykid123
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    I ain’t had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide

  • drewisadick
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    Cool! High five! With your left hand..

  • JoeJoe__
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:30pm

    Where did they take it from??.. your ass??? 🤣

  • theycallmemellojello
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:31pm
  • Lostyogi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:31pm

    You should hire yourself out to church groups to talk to boys about the dangers of excessive masturbation.

  • butterfly_burps
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Dammit, mom was right....

  • Arogoth
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    This is what happens when you jack off you sinner

  • Rose_Beef
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    That must cum in handy.

  • Asphalt_outlaw
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    We know what you've been doing...

  • YoungMuppet
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    This picture is a goldmine for those Facebook mom groups to get their kids to stop masturbating.

  • salamandan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Oh Jesus Christ!

  • balognavolt
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Good news, the graft was successful. Bad news, you needs to switch hands.

  • Timmy_Tuffnuts
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Callin B.S. that's what happens when you play with your pecker to much. My mom told me so.

  • KarmaLaw
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    My fingers were stuck together when I was born, they split them and the same thing happens between my fingers. Always wondered if I was the only one lol I’m with you brother

  • Bigmt42
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    Obligatory "hairy palms" joke

  • edluvables
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    I wonder if the comments say anything abou

  • RThibault1987
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    I don't know how I feel about this. Intrigued mostly......

  • AquaFlan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    Have you thought about growing a hand beard? Or at least a hand goatee?

  • apprehensiveabtthis
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:33pm

    Too much masturbating.

  • UnhappyBread
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:34pm

    Yeah sure, “skin graft”

  • Killgarth
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:35pm

    Hehe, you have a butt hand.

  • zigaa
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    You are a mutant

  • TheAbominableRex
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    Palms hairy, knees weak...

  • Straight_Ace
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    Mhm sure. We all know the truth

  • eatthedead7
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:36pm

    yuck-e

  • Ruraraid
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:37pm

    its one of those things that is oddly disturbing but equally interesting.

  • JamieOvechkin
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    Gross, I love it

  • LDPanter
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm
  • johnsgrove
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    I had hand surgery and long black hairs grew on the back edge of my hand but eventually went away. A result of the body trying to protect itself apparently. The nails on that hand still grow slower than the other hand - over a year later

  • dj_joeev
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    This makes me uncomfortable

  • gracegunn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    Omg.

  • High_Valyrian_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:38pm

    What kind of graft was this and I can I get one for my head?

  • Lusterkx2
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    That is some freaky shit!

  • andrewangelucci3
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    Ok peter parker

  • Zippingzombie
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    Sure you got a skin graft...

    We have a master debater here folks

  • avskyen
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    Please for the love of ANYTHING sue your practitioner.

  • kryvian
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:39pm

    There's a hair palm joke in here somewhere.

  • MarcusAurilius
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    He waaas masterbating!!!! Have you seen my baseball?

  • MoparSE
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    Hmmm is that area prone to pimples?I’d imagine having pores on your hands like that would cause a lot of pimples In that area.

  • MC_Mic_Hawk
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    Hairy palms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • IllbeyourHuckleburry
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    “all my live I was very debrived”

  • turdferguson_md1
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    Sure buddy... sure

  • psyaneyed
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    My dad used to warn me this would happen to me but not from a skin graft.

  • AutisticNoodle07
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:40pm

    If you don't mind me asking, why did you need to get a skin graft?

  • y0y
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    Has the graft itself always been so smooth? I had to get a small graft on my wrist 2 years ago because they were unable to close after surgery due to extreme swelling. The graft came from my upper thigh. No hair, but the texture is fucking weird - not smooth at all. Just wondering if yours smoothed out over time or if mine's just fugly.

  • N0tY0urL0calG0at
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    So. Your hands do grow hair if you masturbate too much.

  • Wretschko
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:41pm

    Oh, my god, the myth turns out to be true?!

  • Bonemonkey80
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    where did they get the skin from ?

  • Sawman021
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    There's an Iranian proverb which says:You can pull my palms hairWhich means I don't have money or whatever object someone is asking you

  • g1ng3rb34rdm4n
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:42pm

    Skin graft is a funny way to say meat beating marathon.

  • MisterPhamtastic
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Did they use your scrotum because this is just like my scrotum

  • pimpsilo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Right....skin graft.

  • alaskanbearfucker
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    That’s not a skin graft. Put the dick down!

  • red71rum
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Taken from a scrotum?

  • TacoNerp
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    "Skin graft"

  • Broadwell-e_Alex
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm
  • colossuskidd
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Uhhhhhh ....

  • BigPapaPage716
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    Insert masturbation joke here

  • itsashameaboutbae
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:43pm

    THAT isn’t why you have hair on your palm...

  • HomemadeMacAndCheese
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Where was the skin taken from, if you don't mind me asking?

  • GenericHero12
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    The Legends are true!!!

  • PhobicBeast
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    just wax that shit hard

  • lickemlikem
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    I always thought that was a myth!

  • blake1120
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Why did they take skin from a hair baring area? Your surgeon was a stooge. And i’m a little perplexed why lasering didn’t work...we do it for free flaps and have pretty good results.

    Oh well...there are worse scenarios.

  • RPFM
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    That's just about the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

  • Axette
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Does the spot on your thigh they skin graphed from not grow hair now?

  • powell614
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Grafted from his ass for sure. Ass hands.

  • eddiedorn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:44pm

    Didn’t they used to say masturbation caused hairy palms? Now there’s a real example to terrify kids with.

  • refugio123
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    I think you just need to stop masturbating

  • mojorising1329
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Didn’t your mother ever tell you that masturbating will make you grow hair on your palms? She was right.

  • Sept21st
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Wait, what’s that saying about hairy palms?

  • oceanave112
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    repost??

  • Guykokujin
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Palm Pubes

  • steezystevetaylor
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    That's somebody's ass hairs

  • MarkThor152
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    Have you ever tried plucking them out? Just curious if it hurt any more than other areas on the body.

  • cwhagedorn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm

    this is the worst thing I've ever seen

  • Verbenablu
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:45pm
  • Lefty1602
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm
  • Terminus259
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    I have something quite similar; I lost half a finger years ago and the resulting skin graft causes the tip of my finger to grow hair.

  • SeaCur
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Masturbation DOES make hair grow on your palms afterall. You must be world champ.

  • BallisticHabit
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Something, something, something you'll go blind doing that.

  • majinkazekage
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    dude get that checked out

  • IAmTheRealMonkey
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    It's like that one scene in the first Spider-Man movie where he has the Lil hairs growing on his hands...

    ...did you get bit by a spider lately?

  • Markuswm
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Does that area still have feeling?

  • GIRTHLIFE
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Too much masturbation.

  • Jwall2700
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    does that nutsack skin shrivel up when its cold????

  • Skin-Suit-Samuel
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:46pm

    Fascinating!

  • Shinoryu23
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    Too much fapping, so the legend is true

  • wanderai
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK

  • ZombieGroan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    New backstory you got bit by a radioactive spider...

  • BushAdministration87
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    That old chestnut. I'm using that excuse.

    (Hope you ok tho)

  • Daveit4later
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    is r/weirdasfucka thing?

  • liverspotting
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    A trichotillomaniac’s dream come true

  • FOMOYOLOMOFO
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    Wew thats fucking gross

  • ekmartin
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:47pm

    That creeps me the hell out, not going to lie it’s a no from me.

  • RapeMeToo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Wow that's the most disgusting thing I've seen today

  • bleeh805
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    What a great conversation starter.

  • Philosophyoffreehood
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Thank god this isnt on r/roastme

  • RedBMWZ2
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    So.... you do have hairy palms?

  • Snoogiepooges
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Please tell me the graft skin was from your balls.

  • Jah_Kno_Star
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    try climbing walls

  • GrapeElephant
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Thanks, I hate it

  • IWouldveFollowdAlice
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    There’s a hairy palms joke in here somewhere

  • pokethehippo
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Is this better than the scar you would have had without a skin graft?

  • brandogg360
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    Suuuuure that's what happened ;)

  • leroach
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:48pm

    go to your laser hair removal place and take care of that.

  • OnTheHrzn
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm
  • Put2gether
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    That’s from fapping brother!!

  • wasabinski
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    I know a kid in my son’s school that got a skin graft from his pubic area on his neck to heal a third degree burn. All fine from the burn but now the poor kid is growing pubic hair on his neck. Pretty WTF and I don’t know how or why they figured the pubic are was the best option for the skin graft, and I wonder if they ever thought this was going to happen. Needless to say, the kid gets picked on quite a bit.

  • avantgardian26
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    There is an incredibly famous case about this. Anyone who went through American law school in the last fifty years learned about this case.

  • KyleRichXV
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    r/tihi. No offense.

    Also, hope you’re okay!

  • lankist
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    Sure, "skin graft," says the serial masturbator.

  • Dan560914
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    goes for a handshake "hey what the fuck?"

  • Byugoi
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    this is not mildly interesting this is vastly disgusting

  • Darcy519
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    You have one hairy butt!!!

  • Zombiewax
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    Skin graft.. My meemaw told me that this is a consequence of masturbation!

  • Berniethedog
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    I had a friend that got a liver transplant when he was pretty young and they used some skin from his thigh to close up the hole for some reason. When he hit puberty the skin graft started growing hair. Since he had gotten it as a small child and grown quite a bit it was about the size and shape of a football. Just a scar lined hairy football on his torso.

  • Jossie2014
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    Is there anytime you go to search your ass only to find yourself tickling instead?

  • Greyfoxx85
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:49pm

    I came for the masturbating comments

  • Wolvgirl15
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Super dumb question, can you feel it? Like do the nerves work?

    Also maybe a dumb question.. can’t you have the hairs laser removed? So the hair sacks get destroyed and don’t come back? I feel like that’s a thing I’ve heard about..

  • Mangwe
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    I hate you cause you made me google "skin graft".

  • SilenceoftheRedditrs
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    How long have you grown it? You should treat that out

  • TuxedoJesus
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Haha that’s not why your palms grow hair. Get a helping hand!!

  • honda-cult
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Was it skin from your butt haha

  • maturityexplained
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    No sir, I don’t like it.

  • Wang2chung2
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    Yeah right...we all know why ya palms hairy.

  • jake9er
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    His spidey senses are tingling

  • _dmdb_
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:50pm

    I have something similar, I suppose I never thought that many other people have such a thing.

    One of my fingers was shut in a door when I was young. It was reconstructed using various tissue and temporary links to the finger next to it to help. I have quite hairy arms so this means the finger has hair growing from the end as part of it came from the inner elbow

  • hxctstep
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    wot in tarnation

  • 2074red2074
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    I grow hair between my fingers for the same reason. When you pluck it, do you have a solid 5mm of hair under the skin?

  • Shania2000
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    This scared me so much

  • MyBrainReallyHurts
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Why did they take the skin graft from your balls?

  • cammaycam1914
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Razor companies are gonna love you

  • s_nice79
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Lies! You've been wanking! Jk jk

  • PandaClan
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    I'd rather be missing a hand tbh

  • MrJeromeParker
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    There must be a phobia for this, I'm glad it turned out as good as it did and it's very interesting... Having said that I kinda wish I hadn't exposed myself to this

  • betbruh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    i have something similar to this. my ring and pinky finger, on both hands, were stuck together when i was born so i got surgery to split them and they put skin from my leg there. so i grow leg hair in between my fingers! lol

  • LesterTheFresh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:51pm

    Well on the bright side it doesn’t look like butt hair.

  • DoYouEvenThroCodeBro
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Ugh

  • dostal78
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    I ain’t had a woman in years, my palms is too hairy to hide

  • VillyD13
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm
  • R-Nought
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Answer me this. Do you still handshake people when you meet them? If so...why?

  • Cubyface
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    This makes me wonder if skin from the scrotum can be used in grafts. Imagine the possibilities!

  • DoYouEvenThroCodeBro
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Can you feel it if you pull them out with tweezers and/or wax?

  • erratictortoise
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    I cant believe this has happened again!!! When I read about it in law school i almost didint believe it was true. You have to read this! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkins_v._McGee

  • Playoff_p
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    I wonder if you did a DNA test on the hair follicle if it would be your DNA that showed up or the donor's..

  • deuc
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    "Skin graft" ok . . . .

  • savage-wolf-v
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    “Skin graft” we all know what you have to do to get hair on your palms;) lol

  • ri89rc20
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    You got it worse than me, all I have is after losing a 1/2 inch to an inch off two fingers to a wood router, they patched the skin back together after cutting them back, one place they mixed in a spot of a nail bed...so I get a needle of a finger nail growing out of the stump. Easy to cut off, so more of an oddity than a pain in the ass.

  • TriggeredGoat
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm
  • whateveri-dont-care
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    EW KILL IT!!!!

  • BigTone32
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Well you could practice being a barber right in your own hands!

  • Thurman_Mermanz
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    WHY

  • carnesaur
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm
  • Hyper_light_drifter
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Palms are hairy. Knees weak. Mom's spaghetti

  • LokiZyro
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Knees weak, palms are hairy.

  • Pyrdv
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    Woah, that's so cool!

  • Bloodylouver
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    Yeah right, that’s what a chronic masterbater would say..

  • chica420
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    You seem like a right wanker.

  • Tmak_0
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:54pm

    No bro. You just jerk off too much.

  • BeapBeapLettuce
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:11pm

    Forbidden ravioli

  • dashlukky
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:54pm

    i think i'd rather have an open wound...

  • Phazlerde
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    ...but how does Brundlefly eat?

  • Bigtsez
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 8:52pm

    Mind if I ask where the donor site was from? Back of the things? And was it a bad burn that necessitated the grafting?

    (I used to work in the development of thermal burn treatments, including potential replacements for autografts, so I am just curious. Very interesting stuff. I even got to scrub into an ER once and watch them debride and graft a patient's back - those dermatomes are morbidly fascinating devices).

  • TacitusKillgore
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Those are pubic region hairs btw :)

  • corrawin
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 8:53pm

    Lol you probably had skin grafted from your balls or something. Those are pubies hahahaha

  • Potato_moon12
    -13 points Mar 25,2019, 7:10pm

    Palms don’t have hair tho...

  • hotdogdildo13
    -3 points Mar 25,2019, 8:32pm

    Just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?

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This error page let's you decide the responsible developer's fate

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • KevBoi397
    11 points Mar 24,2019, 6:05pm

    well Ed’s getting fired

  • Julioscoundrel
    8 points Mar 24,2019, 6:11pm

    Sacrifice him to Cthulhu!

  • KingOfBel-Air
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 6:58pm

    Finish him, (r)Ed room style

  • sexyyy_zika
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:05pm

    Fire him!

  • lazylion_ca
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:24pm

    How about "Pie to the Face" or has to play Santa at the Christmas party?

  • LordOfTehGames2
    -3 points Mar 24,2019, 6:13pm

    No screenshots

COMMENTS

  • KevBoi397
    11 points Mar 24,2019, 6:05pm

    well Ed’s getting fired

  • Julioscoundrel
    8 points Mar 24,2019, 6:11pm

    Sacrifice him to Cthulhu!

  • KingOfBel-Air
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 6:58pm

    Finish him, (r)Ed room style

  • Jr5999
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 7:38pm

    No one should hold this sacred power...

  • sexyyy_zika
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:05pm

    Fire him!

  • lazylion_ca
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:24pm

    How about "Pie to the Face" or has to play Santa at the Christmas party?

  • LordOfTehGames2
    -3 points Mar 24,2019, 6:13pm

    No screenshots

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The way this tennis ball glows from the shaft of light under my door

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • Learnhowtospoken
    7 points Mar 24,2019, 12:13pm

    If you pick it up you die of lithium poisoning

  • SquidwardWoodward
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 12:23pm

    It's an item that will surely come in handy later in the game.

  • erichw23
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 4:36pm

    Shaft

  • TheLegionVast
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 12:34pm

    Kinda weird isn't it? You can see the light clearly doesn't reach the tennis ball (it's sitting well away from the light cast on the floor). So what is the source of the light illuminating the ball so brightly?

  • SithLordAJ
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 3:21pm

    RTX on... must have horrible framerates though.

  • zetha_454
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 4:24pm

    Probably a quest item

  • Smeghead333
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 4:31pm

    Nice ball shaft.

  • toastyd00d
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 5:13pm

    He got the shaft

COMMENTS

  • Learnhowtospoken
    7 points Mar 24,2019, 12:13pm

    If you pick it up you die of lithium poisoning

  • SquidwardWoodward
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 12:23pm

    It's an item that will surely come in handy later in the game.

  • erichw23
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 4:36pm

    Shaft

  • strawberrystarry
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 12:16pm

    Move over, Spider-Man, and say hello to Tennis-Ball Man!

  • TheLegionVast
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 12:34pm

    Kinda weird isn't it? You can see the light clearly doesn't reach the tennis ball (it's sitting well away from the light cast on the floor). So what is the source of the light illuminating the ball so brightly?

  • SithLordAJ
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 3:21pm

    RTX on... must have horrible framerates though.

  • zetha_454
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 4:24pm

    Probably a quest item

  • Smeghead333
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 4:31pm

    Nice ball shaft.

  • toastyd00d
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 5:13pm

    He got the shaft

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This behemoth of a Cheez-it I got today.

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • BecomingGoose07
    10 points Mar 24,2019, 3:54pm

    ABSOLUTE UNIT

  • 137free
    11 points Mar 24,2019, 3:53pm
  • BigCK33
    4 points Mar 24,2019, 5:36pm

    You lucky bastard!

  • JMaple
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 7:14pm

    You should report this to Cheezit. It will help them calibrate their production equipment AND you’ll probably get free Cheezits or at least a coupon. Better Cheezits for all and free Cheezits for you- a win win!

  • mammy1700
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 4:42pm

    Packed by weight

  • ambird138
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 5:41pm

    And I found another!! Smaller, but still impressively chonky!

  • CrazyCatLushie
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:03pm

    Cheezthem

  • blickblock1000
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:15pm

    Cheez-Those

  • Burchling
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:38pm

    I was so excited until I read the verdict...

  • Drofhcor
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 7:07pm

    Destined for EBAY

  • The__Holy__Crusader
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:02pm

    I'm more interested in your socks dude, nice socks

  • seven-eleven-
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:24pm

    Cheez- C H O N K

  • FireLordObamaOG
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 4:37pm

    CHOZIT

COMMENTS

  • BecomingGoose07
    10 points Mar 24,2019, 3:54pm

    ABSOLUTE UNIT

  • 137free
    11 points Mar 24,2019, 3:53pm
  • BigCK33
    4 points Mar 24,2019, 5:36pm

    You lucky bastard!

  • Xenocrosser
    7 points Mar 24,2019, 3:57pm

    Dawg that's a quesadilla

  • JMaple
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 7:14pm

    You should report this to Cheezit. It will help them calibrate their production equipment AND you’ll probably get free Cheezits or at least a coupon. Better Cheezits for all and free Cheezits for you- a win win!

  • mammy1700
    2 points Mar 24,2019, 4:42pm

    Packed by weight

  • ambird138
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 5:41pm

    And I found another!! Smaller, but still impressively chonky!

  • CrazyCatLushie
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:03pm

    Cheezthem

  • blickblock1000
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:15pm

    Cheez-Those

  • Burchling
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 6:38pm

    I was so excited until I read the verdict...

  • Drofhcor
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 7:07pm

    Destined for EBAY

  • The__Holy__Crusader
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:02pm

    I'm more interested in your socks dude, nice socks

  • seven-eleven-
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:24pm

    Cheez- C H O N K

  • FireLordObamaOG
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 4:37pm

    CHOZIT

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