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My neighbor's house encased in ice after the recent blizzard in Ohio (on shore of Lake Erie)

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • bws7037
    357 points Jan 22,2019, 1:08pm

    While that's incredibly beautiful, that has to suck! Just think about how much weight that's adding to the structure of the house. Depending on how old the house was, I'd be paranoid about structural support damage, glass damage, wall cracks and so on. What would be cool would be a picture of it at night, with various colored lights in the windows...

  • insanezane777
    170 points Jan 22,2019, 1:10pm
  • D3M0N1CK1NG
    79 points Jan 22,2019, 1:03pm

    Finally! A practical reason to own a flame thrower!

  • jollyhaha1
    40 points Jan 22,2019, 1:29pm

    Pizza order- Additional notes: Bring a hatchet.

  • busterann
    24 points Jan 22,2019, 1:19pm

    What does that look like from inside? Do you hear the ice creaking? Do you run the chance of the weight of the ice pulling shit off your house (like gutters or shutters)?

  • Guy_In_Florida
    39 points Jan 22,2019, 1:56pm

    NOPE

  • somerandomdude222
    31 points Jan 22,2019, 1:22pm

    When I let my daughter put the icing on the gingerbread house.

  • PaperClipsAreEvil
    19 points Jan 22,2019, 1:23pm

    Alternative headline:

    "My neighbor's house after a recent property dispute with Frozone"

  • TooShiftyForYou
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 1:26pm

    Your neighbor now lives in Asgard.

  • wrtrmom
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:32pm

    Anybody humming Laura’s Theme.

  • EverybodyWantsToBeUs
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:42pm

    That looks like frosting on a gingerbread house

  • chevymonza
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:00pm

    This needs to be replicated as a gingerbread house! Basically all royal icing and some "aluminum" siding peeking out :-D

  • kcarter80
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:04pm

    My brain is seeing vanilla icing and I want to eat that house.

  • freeskierdude
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:45pm

    They are going to have a long day with the hair dryer

  • omnicidial
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:24pm

    Sandusky is a different level of cold been up there a couple of times... I actually did comedy on the side of the road there in a wrestling rink once.

  • oninen
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:03pm

    Wow

  • viceoverseer
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:04pm

    Dam someone gonna need to be the heaters on the night

  • RalphNRhine
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:33pm

    pet the icy wall

  • Meunderwears
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:38pm

    Time to get out the hairdryer...

  • PM_ME_UR_BABYSITTER
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:53pm

    Omg noooooooo!

  • Party-of-fun
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:54pm

    A new take on an Igloo.

  • dhoover2112
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:05pm

    That looks like an icy hell to me...

  • MaestroManiac
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:08pm

    Im guessing the wind went THAT way

  • pronickk
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:14pm

    Holy shit, I’m in love with this

  • Lady_Sif_12
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:14pm

    Looks like it belongs in Dr.Zhigavo

  • LightBrightNight
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:22pm

    Can somebody explain why the ice looks a bit brownish? Isn't this ice just from precipitation? Or is there just dirt that's getting blown around too and sticking to the ice?

  • consumercommand
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:23pm

    And that is why I do not live near Lake Erie

  • RfgtGuru
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    Man that’s just RUDE.

  • BiggWaxx
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:29pm
  • MassiveDrawl
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:30pm

    Looks like sea-foam.

  • Graciebabe9123
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    That one side of the house that's completely clean.....

  • drinrin
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    Yay Lake Effect! I miss that, parents used to have a condo up on Marblehead and I lived in Holland, MI for a bit as well, that stuff is just other-worldly when it hits! Icicles that are the size of people, and will totally kill you if they fall on you

  • _RIZZO_
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    Found the Night King's summer home.

  • Taniford
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    God I need more comment karma

  • BadassDeluxe
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    I moved inland from the shore of Lake Michigan and the difference is drastic in terms of how much milder winter is

  • Witchifer
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:41pm

    It looks like a frozen person hanging from the tree. One of his legs is broken off.

  • gameboyac
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:43pm

    BEST SNOW FORT EVER

  • spooklordpoo
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:44pm

    So if you’re the neighbor, hows your house ?

  • DogblockBernie
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:47pm

    Wow I live just to the south, halfway towards Akron, and it wasn’t nearly as bad.

  • ypriscilla
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:48pm

    Does this happen every winter? How do you get out?

  • osumike07
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:49pm

    Where are you? It's this closer to Cleveland or Toledo?

  • lokardo
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:49pm

    Somebody went a little overboard with their Ice Armor spell.

  • antmansclone
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:50pm

    Try turning down the intensity on that bump map. That should help.

  • manystorms
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:50pm

    This looks like Doctor Zhivago

  • WashingBasketCase
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:50pm

    The benefit of this is that it's good insulation.

  • SpongeBorgSqrPnts
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:51pm

    When you piss off your ice wizard neighbor.

  • lucioghosty
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:51pm

    Yet ANOTHER reason to hate ohio

  • mojouh
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:52pm

    i thought this was hair lol

  • F4STW4LKER
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:52pm

    Modern day igloo

  • maxiboi69
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:53pm

    Your house first day after no nut november

  • fonseca0506
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:54pm

    people in boston be like "there is NO EXCUSE for the sidewalk not to be totally clear!!!!11one!!"

  • King_Baboon
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:54pm

    Is the ice beige because it's lake water?

  • unemployedtiger
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:55pm

    Ahh what a great time to open up a window here. What I like to do particularly on days like this is air out the house, put a broom down on the floor and just go to town cleaning. LOTS of febreeze. I also don't wear pants for the ceremonial candle lighting later in the evening.

  • hannahmjarmbruster
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:56pm

    Holy shit is everyone ok?????

  • alexandria1994
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:56pm

    Is this on the eastern edge of the lake? I live on the west side of it and am now kind of glad all we got was snow and a bit of wind

  • Jholotan
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:56pm

    I love in northern Europe and we always have snow and -20 c every winter but never have I seen anything like this. Why would everything be covered in ice and in what kind of climate dose this happen?

  • bluethegreat1
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:57pm

    Looks like an ivory carving.

  • shemp33
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:57pm

    Elsa with approving smile

  • toiletdive
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:58pm

    Idk why I thought it was fur at first.

  • aaronkeogh
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:58pm

    This is the new Fortnite update

  • littlemegzz
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:59pm

    Cool! I've never seen a modernized igloo!

  • hatecopter
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 3:00pm

    Is this near Sandusky?

  • NQK002
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:02pm

    Man that's beautiful

  • MondoPrime51
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:03pm

    That's incredible! Looks tasty.

  • TooShiftyForYou
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:30pm

    This house looks pretty delicious.

  • Switch64
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:33pm

    I live little bit off Lake Erie and I wanna go find your house now lmao

  • Stoney_Thumpin
    -6 points Jan 22,2019, 1:26pm

    I bet it smells terrible though

  • ChezRoxwell
    -10 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    Looks like it got splattered with a massive cum blast. This is what scarlet johanssons house would look like after I got done with her!

COMMENTS

  • bws7037
    357 points Jan 22,2019, 1:08pm

    While that's incredibly beautiful, that has to suck! Just think about how much weight that's adding to the structure of the house. Depending on how old the house was, I'd be paranoid about structural support damage, glass damage, wall cracks and so on. What would be cool would be a picture of it at night, with various colored lights in the windows...

  • insanezane777
    170 points Jan 22,2019, 1:10pm
  • D3M0N1CK1NG
    79 points Jan 22,2019, 1:03pm

    Finally! A practical reason to own a flame thrower!

  • goat_smuggla
    43 points Jan 22,2019, 1:16pm

    How do you de-ice it??

  • jollyhaha1
    40 points Jan 22,2019, 1:29pm

    Pizza order- Additional notes: Bring a hatchet.

  • busterann
    24 points Jan 22,2019, 1:19pm

    What does that look like from inside? Do you hear the ice creaking? Do you run the chance of the weight of the ice pulling shit off your house (like gutters or shutters)?

  • Guy_In_Florida
    39 points Jan 22,2019, 1:56pm

    NOPE

  • somerandomdude222
    31 points Jan 22,2019, 1:22pm

    When I let my daughter put the icing on the gingerbread house.

  • PaperClipsAreEvil
    19 points Jan 22,2019, 1:23pm

    Alternative headline:

    "My neighbor's house after a recent property dispute with Frozone"

  • TooShiftyForYou
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 1:26pm

    Your neighbor now lives in Asgard.

  • wrtrmom
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:32pm

    Anybody humming Laura’s Theme.

  • EverybodyWantsToBeUs
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:42pm

    That looks like frosting on a gingerbread house

  • chevymonza
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:00pm

    This needs to be replicated as a gingerbread house! Basically all royal icing and some "aluminum" siding peeking out :-D

  • kcarter80
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:04pm

    My brain is seeing vanilla icing and I want to eat that house.

  • freeskierdude
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:45pm

    They are going to have a long day with the hair dryer

  • omnicidial
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:24pm

    Sandusky is a different level of cold been up there a couple of times... I actually did comedy on the side of the road there in a wrestling rink once.

  • oninen
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:03pm

    Wow

  • viceoverseer
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:04pm

    Dam someone gonna need to be the heaters on the night

  • RalphNRhine
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:33pm

    pet the icy wall

  • Meunderwears
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:38pm

    Time to get out the hairdryer...

  • PM_ME_UR_BABYSITTER
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:53pm

    Omg noooooooo!

  • Party-of-fun
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:54pm

    A new take on an Igloo.

  • dhoover2112
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:05pm

    That looks like an icy hell to me...

  • MaestroManiac
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:08pm

    Im guessing the wind went THAT way

  • pronickk
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:14pm

    Holy shit, I’m in love with this

  • Lady_Sif_12
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:14pm

    Looks like it belongs in Dr.Zhigavo

  • LightBrightNight
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:22pm

    Can somebody explain why the ice looks a bit brownish? Isn't this ice just from precipitation? Or is there just dirt that's getting blown around too and sticking to the ice?

  • consumercommand
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:23pm

    And that is why I do not live near Lake Erie

  • RfgtGuru
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    Man that’s just RUDE.

  • BiggWaxx
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:29pm
  • MassiveDrawl
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:30pm

    Looks like sea-foam.

  • Graciebabe9123
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    That one side of the house that's completely clean.....

  • drinrin
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    Yay Lake Effect! I miss that, parents used to have a condo up on Marblehead and I lived in Holland, MI for a bit as well, that stuff is just other-worldly when it hits! Icicles that are the size of people, and will totally kill you if they fall on you

  • _RIZZO_
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    Found the Night King's summer home.

  • Taniford
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    God I need more comment karma

  • BadassDeluxe
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    I moved inland from the shore of Lake Michigan and the difference is drastic in terms of how much milder winter is

  • Witchifer
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:41pm

    It looks like a frozen person hanging from the tree. One of his legs is broken off.

  • gameboyac
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:43pm

    BEST SNOW FORT EVER

  • spooklordpoo
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:44pm

    So if you’re the neighbor, hows your house ?

  • DogblockBernie
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:47pm

    Wow I live just to the south, halfway towards Akron, and it wasn’t nearly as bad.

  • ypriscilla
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:48pm

    Does this happen every winter? How do you get out?

  • osumike07
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:49pm

    Where are you? It's this closer to Cleveland or Toledo?

  • lokardo
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:49pm

    Somebody went a little overboard with their Ice Armor spell.

  • antmansclone
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:50pm

    Try turning down the intensity on that bump map. That should help.

  • manystorms
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:50pm

    This looks like Doctor Zhivago

  • WashingBasketCase
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:50pm

    The benefit of this is that it's good insulation.

  • SpongeBorgSqrPnts
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:51pm

    When you piss off your ice wizard neighbor.

  • lucioghosty
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:51pm

    Yet ANOTHER reason to hate ohio

  • mojouh
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:52pm

    i thought this was hair lol

  • F4STW4LKER
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:52pm

    Modern day igloo

  • maxiboi69
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:53pm

    Your house first day after no nut november

  • fonseca0506
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:54pm

    people in boston be like "there is NO EXCUSE for the sidewalk not to be totally clear!!!!11one!!"

  • King_Baboon
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:54pm

    Is the ice beige because it's lake water?

  • unemployedtiger
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:55pm

    Ahh what a great time to open up a window here. What I like to do particularly on days like this is air out the house, put a broom down on the floor and just go to town cleaning. LOTS of febreeze. I also don't wear pants for the ceremonial candle lighting later in the evening.

  • hannahmjarmbruster
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:56pm

    Holy shit is everyone ok?????

  • alexandria1994
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:56pm

    Is this on the eastern edge of the lake? I live on the west side of it and am now kind of glad all we got was snow and a bit of wind

  • Jholotan
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:56pm

    I love in northern Europe and we always have snow and -20 c every winter but never have I seen anything like this. Why would everything be covered in ice and in what kind of climate dose this happen?

  • bluethegreat1
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:57pm

    Looks like an ivory carving.

  • shemp33
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:57pm

    Elsa with approving smile

  • toiletdive
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:58pm

    Idk why I thought it was fur at first.

  • aaronkeogh
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:58pm

    This is the new Fortnite update

  • littlemegzz
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:59pm

    Cool! I've never seen a modernized igloo!

  • hatecopter
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 3:00pm

    Is this near Sandusky?

  • NQK002
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:02pm

    Man that's beautiful

  • MondoPrime51
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:03pm

    That's incredible! Looks tasty.

  • TooShiftyForYou
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:30pm

    This house looks pretty delicious.

  • Switch64
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:33pm

    I live little bit off Lake Erie and I wanna go find your house now lmao

  • Stoney_Thumpin
    -6 points Jan 22,2019, 1:26pm

    I bet it smells terrible though

  • ChezRoxwell
    -10 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    Looks like it got splattered with a massive cum blast. This is what scarlet johanssons house would look like after I got done with her!

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My local Target still has a 30-pin Apple charger on sale for full price

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • CalgaryChris77
    37 points Jan 21,2019, 12:34pm

    If you need a cable for an old device, you still need it. My father in law just stopped using his old ipad that needed one of those a couple of months ago.

  • karma-whore-64
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 12:37pm

    “ vintage” always carries a price

  • OptimisticPlatypus
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 12:37pm

    Older something is, the more rare it’s replacement parts become and thus the price increases.

  • sumelar
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 1:44pm

    Working at target years ago had a guy come in looking for a charger for one of the really old flip phone models. Some people hang on to their tech for quite a while.

  • cosmoboy
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 12:57pm

    I broke my $10 car charger. Went in to Target and found the same one for $39. Hopped on my phone and ordered a slightly different charger for $20. I like Target for not being Walmart, but there's a reason Bezos keeps taking in money.

  • Icedragon2017
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:29pm

    Same aspect a Wii games still on the shelves at full price when you can find them for $10

  • DaysBeforeSpring
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:17pm

    Lotta people in this thread that looove shelling out the $$$ for the upgrade treadmill.

    I buy old phones on ebay for a tiny fraction of the cost. I think last year was the first year we didn't need one of these cables.

  • missriverstyx
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 2:56pm

    Why do people still buy apple products?

  • NevadaPurple
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:05pm

    The thing that really pisses me off about target small electronics is all the stupid anti-shoplifting devices from the 1980s. Like headphones for example, they're all fastened to the display post so you can't look at any of the boxes. Give me a break.

COMMENTS

  • CalgaryChris77
    37 points Jan 21,2019, 12:34pm

    If you need a cable for an old device, you still need it. My father in law just stopped using his old ipad that needed one of those a couple of months ago.

  • karma-whore-64
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 12:37pm

    “ vintage” always carries a price

  • OptimisticPlatypus
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 12:37pm

    Older something is, the more rare it’s replacement parts become and thus the price increases.

  • igetby23
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:10pm

    Apple does not allow discounts

  • sumelar
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 1:44pm

    Working at target years ago had a guy come in looking for a charger for one of the really old flip phone models. Some people hang on to their tech for quite a while.

  • cosmoboy
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 12:57pm

    I broke my $10 car charger. Went in to Target and found the same one for $39. Hopped on my phone and ordered a slightly different charger for $20. I like Target for not being Walmart, but there's a reason Bezos keeps taking in money.

  • Icedragon2017
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:29pm

    Same aspect a Wii games still on the shelves at full price when you can find them for $10

  • DaysBeforeSpring
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:17pm

    Lotta people in this thread that looove shelling out the $$$ for the upgrade treadmill.

    I buy old phones on ebay for a tiny fraction of the cost. I think last year was the first year we didn't need one of these cables.

  • missriverstyx
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 2:56pm

    Why do people still buy apple products?

  • NevadaPurple
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:05pm

    The thing that really pisses me off about target small electronics is all the stupid anti-shoplifting devices from the 1980s. Like headphones for example, they're all fastened to the display post so you can't look at any of the boxes. Give me a break.

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This piece of chicken looks just like a seahorse

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • clstf
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 6:52pm

    and I thought tuna was meant to be the chicken of the sea...

  • ManualHannah
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:51pm

    Looks yummy

  • Bob_the_brewer
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:33pm

    That seahorse looks like a piece of chicken

COMMENTS

  • clstf
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 6:52pm

    and I thought tuna was meant to be the chicken of the sea...

  • ManualHannah
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:51pm

    Looks yummy

  • Bob_the_brewer
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:33pm

    That seahorse looks like a piece of chicken

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Saw this outside a bar

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COMMENTS

  • Nin999
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:02pm

    Funny homer 2 strands of hair on his head which has 2 stands of hair

COMMENTS

  • Nin999
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:02pm

    Funny homer 2 strands of hair on his head which has 2 stands of hair

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This bottle of Japanese honey flavoured lube.

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • SSSSSoupy
    51 points Jan 20,2019, 8:59am

    Well you can tell its lube thanks to the mascot

  • TheSecondCup
    65 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    Pedobear might not be the best lube mascot

  • LivingInMadMaxTimes
    9 points Jan 20,2019, 9:01am

    A plastic bottle wrapped in plastic.

  • ruchins1990
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 2:39pm

    The fuck is pedobear doing on lube? Is japan trolling us?

  • scared_pony
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 9:38am

    Wait how would I know this is lube? I feel like I’d grab that bottle to pour on my pancakes.

  • soupspoon25
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:11pm

    Is it good? Asking for a friend...

  • taheem_00
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    Yo....

  • 4u4e3
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    honey flavoured lube?

  • RJPeaches
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 9:23am

    *Apply liberally

  • innerearinfarction
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 9:35am

    Shut up and drink your lube

  • wojty_D
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:27pm
  • archangelmlg
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:58pm

    Does it pixelate penises too?

  • GreyTortoise
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:32pm

    Bears like honey. Perfectly normal. I don't recognize a particularly deviant character anywhere on the bottle, not even front-and-center to this picture.

  • GeraldBWilsonJr
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 4:43pm

    Well heyyyy there pedobear it's been some time

  • Checkerfired
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 6:12pm

    Doesn’t pedobear mean something else in Japan?

COMMENTS

  • SSSSSoupy
    51 points Jan 20,2019, 8:59am

    Well you can tell its lube thanks to the mascot

  • TheSecondCup
    65 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    Pedobear might not be the best lube mascot

  • LivingInMadMaxTimes
    9 points Jan 20,2019, 9:01am

    A plastic bottle wrapped in plastic.

  • Jonathinater
    14 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    Honey I’m home!

  • ruchins1990
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 2:39pm

    The fuck is pedobear doing on lube? Is japan trolling us?

  • scared_pony
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 9:38am

    Wait how would I know this is lube? I feel like I’d grab that bottle to pour on my pancakes.

  • soupspoon25
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:11pm

    Is it good? Asking for a friend...

  • taheem_00
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    Yo....

  • 4u4e3
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 8:57am

    honey flavoured lube?

  • RJPeaches
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 9:23am

    *Apply liberally

  • innerearinfarction
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 9:35am

    Shut up and drink your lube

  • wojty_D
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:27pm
  • archangelmlg
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:58pm

    Does it pixelate penises too?

  • GreyTortoise
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:32pm

    Bears like honey. Perfectly normal. I don't recognize a particularly deviant character anywhere on the bottle, not even front-and-center to this picture.

  • GeraldBWilsonJr
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 4:43pm

    Well heyyyy there pedobear it's been some time

  • Checkerfired
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 6:12pm

    Doesn’t pedobear mean something else in Japan?

● ● ●

My friend pulled out some cash to tip when I noticed a counterfeit

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COMMENTS

  • ThatGuy___YouKnow
    44 points Jan 20,2019, 1:48pm

    If a bill is bleached it will glow under ultraviolet. Sometimes the bill is in a pocket and goes through the wash.

  • dmorissette
    56 points Jan 20,2019, 1:13pm

    Why would somebody fake a 1 dollar bill though

  • nemo1080
    45 points Jan 20,2019, 1:23pm

    Probably went through the wash or was marked for a reason, doubt It's fake

  • hesslerk
    10 points Jan 20,2019, 1:53pm

    Question: would tipping with a counterfeit bill be illegal? I mean, technically you’re not using it to purchase goods. This is of course ignoring laws against creating fake currency.

  • Eupion
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 5:00pm

    That's just a cum coated dollar.

  • BlankMyName
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 1:16pm

    Maybe it's just soaked in Tide.

  • wtocel
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 1:47pm

    Ahh, the hazards of strip club lighting.

  • heykidsgetoffmylawn
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:04pm

    Just the tip.

  • Debaser626
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:26pm

    no worries... it’s probably just semen.

  • NoxWild
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:52pm

    Nobody counterfeits $1 bills.

  • Cramil
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 3:18pm

    Dollar bills...black light...hmmmm

  • RunThatIn
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 1:22pm

    it’s not fake, it’s the linen content in the bill that makes it glow.

  • Neurotaxia
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:15pm

    And here's without the blacklight

    https://imgur.com/a/LTd3zuW

  • UnnecAbrvtn
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:35pm

    Show us the bill's front and back, OP

  • disgruntledpeach
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 3:04pm

    It’s essentially garbage because the government won’t reimburse a person or company who accepts one. But if I were him I’d try and spend it so he can pass the buck

COMMENTS

  • ThatGuy___YouKnow
    44 points Jan 20,2019, 1:48pm

    If a bill is bleached it will glow under ultraviolet. Sometimes the bill is in a pocket and goes through the wash.

  • dmorissette
    56 points Jan 20,2019, 1:13pm

    Why would somebody fake a 1 dollar bill though

  • nemo1080
    45 points Jan 20,2019, 1:23pm

    Probably went through the wash or was marked for a reason, doubt It's fake

  • multiple_sorcasms
    9 points Jan 20,2019, 1:15pm

    Costs me a dollar fiddy to make each one, but it's worth it!

  • hesslerk
    10 points Jan 20,2019, 1:53pm

    Question: would tipping with a counterfeit bill be illegal? I mean, technically you’re not using it to purchase goods. This is of course ignoring laws against creating fake currency.

  • Eupion
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 5:00pm

    That's just a cum coated dollar.

  • BlankMyName
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 1:16pm

    Maybe it's just soaked in Tide.

  • wtocel
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 1:47pm

    Ahh, the hazards of strip club lighting.

  • heykidsgetoffmylawn
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:04pm

    Just the tip.

  • Debaser626
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:26pm

    no worries... it’s probably just semen.

  • NoxWild
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:52pm

    Nobody counterfeits $1 bills.

  • Cramil
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 3:18pm

    Dollar bills...black light...hmmmm

  • RunThatIn
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 1:22pm

    it’s not fake, it’s the linen content in the bill that makes it glow.

  • Neurotaxia
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:15pm

    And here's without the blacklight

    https://imgur.com/a/LTd3zuW

  • UnnecAbrvtn
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:35pm

    Show us the bill's front and back, OP

  • disgruntledpeach
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 3:04pm

    It’s essentially garbage because the government won’t reimburse a person or company who accepts one. But if I were him I’d try and spend it so he can pass the buck

● ● ●

Probably the tiniest frog I've ever found. Zoom in!

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • thesimpletoncomplex
    38 points Jan 20,2019, 1:08pm

    In Florida or south Georgia? Probably a newly hatched greenhouse frog (Eleuthrodactylus planirostris), which is a non-native species. Interesting fact: they're direct developers, meaning they have no tadpole stage. Tiny frogs, as those in the picture, hatch directly from the eggs, which are usually laid in moist leaf litter.

  • Thom-Bombadil
    39 points Jan 20,2019, 9:29am

    Fly eats frog.

  • blood_elf_princess
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 2:24pm

    I think i spend to much time online, i totally thought it was gonna have something stupid written on it’s back.It’s nice that it’s just a cute picture of a tiny frog.

  • obtrae
    12 points Jan 20,2019, 10:03am

    If you drop it in an over grown football field, it would spend the rest of it's life stuck there.

  • kotonok
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:21pm

    I thought that was just a gnarly splinter

  • bahkins313
    8 points Jan 20,2019, 1:05pm
  • hasanyoneseenmymom
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 9:59am

    So smol 😍

  • wolfpup1294
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 2:37pm

    Tbh, I was expecting the frog to be holding up some circle fingers.

  • Ramalamahamjam
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 2:50pm

    The tadpoles of that must look like mosquito larvae.

  • R-nd-
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:04pm

    I thought I was on a plucking or popping subreddit and this was an ingrown hair. Damn.

  • uhohwutnow
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 10:01am

    Omg how did you find and recognize it?

  • StrawberryLetter22
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:13am

    “uncle Kermit!!!”

  • n1cers
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:21pm

    Living booger

  • MoreCowbellllll
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:22pm

    Probably?

  • unrelenting1
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:50pm

    That’s just what gnats look like when you zoom in.

  • TopHatHat
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:45pm

    "Detective thats the CCTV clip we got"

    "Wait a minute, in the mirror reflection, full screen, run it again... Stop! There by the bank managers hand, enhance and zoom in... Clean that up... There! By the thumb, enhance that Mike"

    *Vigorous typing*

    "God damn, we knew Kermit was using one of his own men but... Johnny Small?"

    Sorry just reminded me of cop shows nowadays...

  • Cracracuber
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 2:11pm

    hop

  • n30t3h1
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 2:23pm

    Is this a frog for ants?!

  • Darth_Mas
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 2:24pm

    What is this? A frog for ants?!

  • HighHales
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:50pm

    I have them all in my yard! I have a small garden pond where toads and frogs love to live and lay eggs. They’re tiny just like that one. So adorable!

  • Glebspacito
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:58pm

    You could be a giant. Prove me wrong

  • Tropical_Hugs
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:08pm

    That’s a booger

  • KryptoFreak405
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:14pm

    What is this, a frog for ants?!

  • ru322
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:20pm

    Please help him to a place he'll be safe if you can! What a cute frog!

  • ricinsauce
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:28pm

    finally something i can fuck

  • solosiyonqoba
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:48pm

    You know what to do with that thumb big fella

  • GILDID
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:03pm

    Froglet

  • MrTuffNutz
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:18pm

    Oh my, he’s blurry.

  • A1SV
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 10:15am

    Does anyone here know the name of the species?

  • Atoyat
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:52am

    looks like a piece of poopoo

  • i_make_lame_jokes
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 10:05am

    These kind of frogs are normally found in amazon forests. Once while trekking I stumbled upon a colony of these small frogs. They are so cute and small that it amazed me. I didn't have a macro lens to take a good close up picture of it. So I took one of them in hand and brought it near my eye to get a good picture of it, but the frog jumped and came closer to my face and licked my ear.

  • HookersForDahl2017
    -1 points Jan 20,2019, 9:42am

    Looks like a spring peeper

  • IsiTheDoge
    -4 points Jan 20,2019, 10:07am

    Actually it's a toad. Frogs are born as tadpoles, which grow to be bigger

COMMENTS

  • thesimpletoncomplex
    38 points Jan 20,2019, 1:08pm

    In Florida or south Georgia? Probably a newly hatched greenhouse frog (Eleuthrodactylus planirostris), which is a non-native species. Interesting fact: they're direct developers, meaning they have no tadpole stage. Tiny frogs, as those in the picture, hatch directly from the eggs, which are usually laid in moist leaf litter.

  • Thom-Bombadil
    39 points Jan 20,2019, 9:29am

    Fly eats frog.

  • blood_elf_princess
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 2:24pm

    I think i spend to much time online, i totally thought it was gonna have something stupid written on it’s back.It’s nice that it’s just a cute picture of a tiny frog.

  • Commie_EntSniper
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 1:25pm

    ONG - you can totally see the photographer's camera reflected in the frog's eye. Enhance!

  • obtrae
    12 points Jan 20,2019, 10:03am

    If you drop it in an over grown football field, it would spend the rest of it's life stuck there.

  • kotonok
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:21pm

    I thought that was just a gnarly splinter

  • bahkins313
    8 points Jan 20,2019, 1:05pm
  • hasanyoneseenmymom
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 9:59am

    So smol 😍

  • wolfpup1294
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 2:37pm

    Tbh, I was expecting the frog to be holding up some circle fingers.

  • Ramalamahamjam
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 2:50pm

    The tadpoles of that must look like mosquito larvae.

  • R-nd-
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:04pm

    I thought I was on a plucking or popping subreddit and this was an ingrown hair. Damn.

  • uhohwutnow
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 10:01am

    Omg how did you find and recognize it?

  • StrawberryLetter22
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:13am

    “uncle Kermit!!!”

  • n1cers
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:21pm

    Living booger

  • MoreCowbellllll
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:22pm

    Probably?

  • unrelenting1
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 12:50pm

    That’s just what gnats look like when you zoom in.

  • TopHatHat
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:45pm

    "Detective thats the CCTV clip we got"

    "Wait a minute, in the mirror reflection, full screen, run it again... Stop! There by the bank managers hand, enhance and zoom in... Clean that up... There! By the thumb, enhance that Mike"

    *Vigorous typing*

    "God damn, we knew Kermit was using one of his own men but... Johnny Small?"

    Sorry just reminded me of cop shows nowadays...

  • Cracracuber
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 2:11pm

    hop

  • n30t3h1
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 2:23pm

    Is this a frog for ants?!

  • Darth_Mas
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 2:24pm

    What is this? A frog for ants?!

  • HighHales
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:50pm

    I have them all in my yard! I have a small garden pond where toads and frogs love to live and lay eggs. They’re tiny just like that one. So adorable!

  • Glebspacito
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:58pm

    You could be a giant. Prove me wrong

  • Tropical_Hugs
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:08pm

    That’s a booger

  • KryptoFreak405
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:14pm

    What is this, a frog for ants?!

  • ru322
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:20pm

    Please help him to a place he'll be safe if you can! What a cute frog!

  • ricinsauce
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:28pm

    finally something i can fuck

  • solosiyonqoba
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:48pm

    You know what to do with that thumb big fella

  • GILDID
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:03pm

    Froglet

  • MrTuffNutz
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:18pm

    Oh my, he’s blurry.

  • A1SV
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 10:15am

    Does anyone here know the name of the species?

  • Atoyat
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 11:52am

    looks like a piece of poopoo

  • i_make_lame_jokes
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 10:05am

    These kind of frogs are normally found in amazon forests. Once while trekking I stumbled upon a colony of these small frogs. They are so cute and small that it amazed me. I didn't have a macro lens to take a good close up picture of it. So I took one of them in hand and brought it near my eye to get a good picture of it, but the frog jumped and came closer to my face and licked my ear.

  • HookersForDahl2017
    -1 points Jan 20,2019, 9:42am

    Looks like a spring peeper

  • IsiTheDoge
    -4 points Jan 20,2019, 10:07am

    Actually it's a toad. Frogs are born as tadpoles, which grow to be bigger

● ● ●

This statue kind of looks like Mark Zuckerberg

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • Esnopen
    350 points Jan 20,2019, 12:36am

    It might be. Lizards live long enough for it to be possible

  • Surinical
    102 points Jan 20,2019, 1:48am

    Zuckerberg is an immortal who was sent back in time to right humanity's wrongs, which resulted in nuclear apocalypse in the year 2000. He destabilized the Roman empire, he ended the crusades, he eased tensions with the USSR. He saved us all

    The problem is, now that he has completed his mission, he is adrift without purpose. A Millenia spent ceaselessly working has stripped him of all humanity. He has talked with the Buddha, he has walked killing fields of Cambodia. He has seen the best and worst of humanity and each day, he slides further from them, seeing not himself but them as foreign and alien. They are flickering moths seeking their trivial dreams, inefficient and dangerous.

    He sips water and he smoked ribs, the two constants in his long life, all other food and drink too new to enjoy. It brings the memory of chill river water on his face in the time before he was a slave to his many thrones.

    We are beneath his understanding, ill equipped to see the depth of his subtle machinations. He has gathered data hereto unseen in this world. He gestates in the cloud of dreams and whispers. When he emerges, we may wish for the quick death he saved us from.

  • ErinWantsToPlay
    142 points Jan 20,2019, 12:55am

    This is what was left over the last time he shed his skin.

  • TacticalLeemur
    32 points Jan 20,2019, 1:09am

    No...too life-like.

  • TooShiftyForYou
    13 points Jan 20,2019, 1:31am

    This statue is showing too much emotion to be Zuckerberg.

  • VicePresidentPants
    19 points Jan 20,2019, 1:05am

    Marcus Zuckerbellius

  • Boredguy32
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 12:57am

    Clone confirmed

  • tuco_stanton
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:18am

    You’ll know it’s him if that is personal user information being sold on the paper by his hand

  • wittyandinsightful
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:36am

    The eyes are the same for sure.

  • null_NaN
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:39am

    Right down to the stupid haircut

  • graayhaat
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:05am

    that IS him. they simply have not put his makeup on yet. he is only collecting everyones personal data because he wants to know what it like to be truly human. he just wants to fit in.

  • sundaiie
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:47am

    Who is it though?

  • EXACTLY_
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 12:56am

    Im sure he has a statue of himself in his mansion behind his huge walls cutting off beach views to his neighbors

  • Mac800
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 1:05am

    Well... since it is located at FB main entrance, I guess it is.

  • i_win_u_know
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:50am

    Nah, that statue looks more living than Zuckerberg.

  • Supernova345799
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:34am

    What do you mean it looks like Mark zuckerberg IT IS mark zuckerberg

  • SisterAimee
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 1:58am

    Statue looks more human

  • Jumper_k_Balls
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 2:43am

    Same dead eyes.

  • thomasmaaloe
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 3:52am

    Patron saint of personal information.

  • Pan-tang
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:10am

    I guess we should have statues of these guys for real tho?

  • OscarCookeAbbott
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:25am

    My brain read 'Wahlberg' for some reason

  • smeego78
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:51am

    I reckon Mark Zuckerberg kind of looks like the statue.

  • alnes32
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:46am

    If he bought this and put it in his house, that would be the most boss thing ever

  • DraakjeYoblama
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:47am

    Facebook has invented time travel???!!

  • ohcaptain_my-captain
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:47am

    Sometimes

  • Mbarnott
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:55am

    Dead inside, check

  • Blarty97
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:57am

    Yep, it does! Clearly jerks are nothing new.

  • schrandomiser
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:00am

    Joke is on you, that IS Mark Zuckerberg preparing to talk to Congress

  • Hodorgasm
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:21am

    He's the Highlander.

  • johnoobie
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:22am
  • rmettle
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29am

    I bet that statute wears the same shirt every day too.

  • The-Macedonian
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:35am

    Zucc thru the ages

  • PregnantMexicanTeens
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:36am

    Damn. Where was this?

  • KwickKick
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:03am

    before he transcended

  • FreezingIrish
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:19am

    More emotional expression than MZ

  • NotTheRealChed
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:28am

    Just way not enough forehead tho

  • Blayde_B208
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:36am

    The Z U C C

  • BrigettetheNanny78
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:43am

    Must have been a dick

  • zapppsr
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:58am

    In his hand he has one of those new foldable OLED smartphones.

  • KenjiJU
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:12am

    Narcissy

  • Joe_Shroe
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:20am

    He's just hibernating

  • DRO_UP_IN_SMOKE
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:21am

    went back in time, can confirm it is not Zuckerberg but in fact Mclovin.

  • CraftySpinach
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:23am

    I’m sure this statue is better at attempting to drink water than Mark Zuckerberg

  • iamgallardo43
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:24am

    Proof that he's been here for a while, studying us, plotting his moves and getting stronger by the century.

  • averageschmuck
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:25am

    Et tu Marcus?

  • Esmiguel79
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:28am

    Dead and soulless?

  • cameronlcowan
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:30am

    Marcus Facem Libre Zuckerbergus

  • GewUpSheeoTeeth
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:35am

    Hes a TIME TRAVELLER.

    Knew it

  • SilverspoonMonsoon
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:36am

    About as much personality too

  • crypticSmyles
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:41am

    the secret of immortality is ZUCC

  • a_neonfrog
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:43am

    maybe it’s his docking station

  • ChocolateBombom_TM
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:50am

    Markus Dickus

  • FineSherbet
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:51am

    ZuCc Is AnCiEnT

  • SigerianScammer
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:53am

    Not the nose.

  • idkiwillmakeonelater
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:03am

    No... Zuckerberg looks like that statue.

  • Replys2OldComments
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:03am

    It's an ugly fucking statue. It should crushed in a hydraulic video.

  • dumbgringo
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:06am

    No shit eating smirk but very close.

  • ElectronicMars
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:07am

    Founder of FaciemLiber

  • juventino10
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:07am

    I'm sure it was him in another life. Asshole as always

  • Drillbit99
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:09am

    That's Marcus Datum Theftus, the inventor of Facielibrum.rom

  • TBustah
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:14am

    Does it have a marble Hawaiian beachhouse surrounded by pissed-off neighbors?

  • OuterSpacePotatoMann
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:18am

    Has the same personality, too

  • neronoxx
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:21am

    'We sell ads general'

  • Livelogikal
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:21am

    Get off his dick. Wtf! If anything it would be the other way around!

  • TheDonDelC
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:26am

    Biggus Zuccus

  • ragefaze
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:30am

    In before: "10 pictures that prove time travel possible“

  • indig0F10w
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:31am

    It looks more alive than the living Zucc.

  • FreshPepper88
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 3:40am

    Was it in his house 🤣?

COMMENTS

  • Esnopen
    350 points Jan 20,2019, 12:36am

    It might be. Lizards live long enough for it to be possible

  • Surinical
    102 points Jan 20,2019, 1:48am

    Zuckerberg is an immortal who was sent back in time to right humanity's wrongs, which resulted in nuclear apocalypse in the year 2000. He destabilized the Roman empire, he ended the crusades, he eased tensions with the USSR. He saved us all

    The problem is, now that he has completed his mission, he is adrift without purpose. A Millenia spent ceaselessly working has stripped him of all humanity. He has talked with the Buddha, he has walked killing fields of Cambodia. He has seen the best and worst of humanity and each day, he slides further from them, seeing not himself but them as foreign and alien. They are flickering moths seeking their trivial dreams, inefficient and dangerous.

    He sips water and he smoked ribs, the two constants in his long life, all other food and drink too new to enjoy. It brings the memory of chill river water on his face in the time before he was a slave to his many thrones.

    We are beneath his understanding, ill equipped to see the depth of his subtle machinations. He has gathered data hereto unseen in this world. He gestates in the cloud of dreams and whispers. When he emerges, we may wish for the quick death he saved us from.

  • ErinWantsToPlay
    142 points Jan 20,2019, 12:55am

    This is what was left over the last time he shed his skin.

  • ClimateController
    20 points Jan 20,2019, 12:46am

    Just as stone faced as he was in the courtroom.

  • TacticalLeemur
    32 points Jan 20,2019, 1:09am

    No...too life-like.

  • TooShiftyForYou
    13 points Jan 20,2019, 1:31am

    This statue is showing too much emotion to be Zuckerberg.

  • VicePresidentPants
    19 points Jan 20,2019, 1:05am

    Marcus Zuckerbellius

  • Boredguy32
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 12:57am

    Clone confirmed

  • tuco_stanton
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:18am

    You’ll know it’s him if that is personal user information being sold on the paper by his hand

  • wittyandinsightful
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:36am

    The eyes are the same for sure.

  • null_NaN
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 1:39am

    Right down to the stupid haircut

  • graayhaat
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:05am

    that IS him. they simply have not put his makeup on yet. he is only collecting everyones personal data because he wants to know what it like to be truly human. he just wants to fit in.

  • sundaiie
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:47am

    Who is it though?

  • EXACTLY_
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 12:56am

    Im sure he has a statue of himself in his mansion behind his huge walls cutting off beach views to his neighbors

  • Mac800
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 1:05am

    Well... since it is located at FB main entrance, I guess it is.

  • i_win_u_know
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 2:50am

    Nah, that statue looks more living than Zuckerberg.

  • Supernova345799
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:34am

    What do you mean it looks like Mark zuckerberg IT IS mark zuckerberg

  • SisterAimee
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 1:58am

    Statue looks more human

  • Jumper_k_Balls
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 2:43am

    Same dead eyes.

  • thomasmaaloe
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 3:52am

    Patron saint of personal information.

  • Pan-tang
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:10am

    I guess we should have statues of these guys for real tho?

  • OscarCookeAbbott
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:25am

    My brain read 'Wahlberg' for some reason

  • smeego78
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:51am

    I reckon Mark Zuckerberg kind of looks like the statue.

  • alnes32
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:46am

    If he bought this and put it in his house, that would be the most boss thing ever

  • DraakjeYoblama
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:47am

    Facebook has invented time travel???!!

  • ohcaptain_my-captain
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:47am

    Sometimes

  • Mbarnott
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:55am

    Dead inside, check

  • Blarty97
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 1:57am

    Yep, it does! Clearly jerks are nothing new.

  • schrandomiser
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:00am

    Joke is on you, that IS Mark Zuckerberg preparing to talk to Congress

  • Hodorgasm
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:21am

    He's the Highlander.

  • johnoobie
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:22am
  • rmettle
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29am

    I bet that statute wears the same shirt every day too.

  • The-Macedonian
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:35am

    Zucc thru the ages

  • PregnantMexicanTeens
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:36am

    Damn. Where was this?

  • KwickKick
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:03am

    before he transcended

  • FreezingIrish
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:19am

    More emotional expression than MZ

  • NotTheRealChed
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:28am

    Just way not enough forehead tho

  • Blayde_B208
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:36am

    The Z U C C

  • BrigettetheNanny78
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:43am

    Must have been a dick

  • zapppsr
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:58am

    In his hand he has one of those new foldable OLED smartphones.

  • KenjiJU
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:12am

    Narcissy

  • Joe_Shroe
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:20am

    He's just hibernating

  • DRO_UP_IN_SMOKE
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:21am

    went back in time, can confirm it is not Zuckerberg but in fact Mclovin.

  • CraftySpinach
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:23am

    I’m sure this statue is better at attempting to drink water than Mark Zuckerberg

  • iamgallardo43
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:24am

    Proof that he's been here for a while, studying us, plotting his moves and getting stronger by the century.

  • averageschmuck
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:25am

    Et tu Marcus?

  • Esmiguel79
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:28am

    Dead and soulless?

  • cameronlcowan
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:30am

    Marcus Facem Libre Zuckerbergus

  • GewUpSheeoTeeth
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:35am

    Hes a TIME TRAVELLER.

    Knew it

  • SilverspoonMonsoon
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:36am

    About as much personality too

  • crypticSmyles
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:41am

    the secret of immortality is ZUCC

  • a_neonfrog
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:43am

    maybe it’s his docking station

  • ChocolateBombom_TM
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:50am

    Markus Dickus

  • FineSherbet
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:51am

    ZuCc Is AnCiEnT

  • SigerianScammer
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:53am

    Not the nose.

  • idkiwillmakeonelater
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:03am

    No... Zuckerberg looks like that statue.

  • Replys2OldComments
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:03am

    It's an ugly fucking statue. It should crushed in a hydraulic video.

  • dumbgringo
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:06am

    No shit eating smirk but very close.

  • ElectronicMars
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:07am

    Founder of FaciemLiber

  • juventino10
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:07am

    I'm sure it was him in another life. Asshole as always

  • Drillbit99
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:09am

    That's Marcus Datum Theftus, the inventor of Facielibrum.rom

  • TBustah
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:14am

    Does it have a marble Hawaiian beachhouse surrounded by pissed-off neighbors?

  • OuterSpacePotatoMann
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:18am

    Has the same personality, too

  • neronoxx
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:21am

    'We sell ads general'

  • Livelogikal
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:21am

    Get off his dick. Wtf! If anything it would be the other way around!

  • TheDonDelC
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:26am

    Biggus Zuccus

  • ragefaze
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:30am

    In before: "10 pictures that prove time travel possible“

  • indig0F10w
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:31am

    It looks more alive than the living Zucc.

  • FreshPepper88
    0 points Jan 20,2019, 3:40am

    Was it in his house 🤣?

● ● ●

It’s my cake day so wanted to share something. 4 pieces of candy stuck together, only OC i got.

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • Emotionless_AI
    60 points Jan 20,2019, 3:06am

    Happy cake day

    Why does it look like a hydra?

  • Tremor00
    29 points Jan 20,2019, 3:05am

    OC? Is that legal?

  • who_is_Dandelo
    14 points Jan 20,2019, 3:33am

    Happy Cake Day, and have an upvote for OC. Any OC :)

  • pianoman514
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 3:40am

    Gummy centipede

  • DivX_Greg
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 3:25am

    frofrogog

  • Beastly-Egg
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:10am

    Happy Cake Day!

  • Treazul
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:17am

    Our life is only pain. Kill us.

  • duckiemcgee
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 4:15am

    You can use this on your toes so you don't mess up your nail polish!

  • MikeTony713
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 4:46am

    Kind of looks like toe separaters

  • thejester541
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:21am

    Happy Cake Day!

  • decker_42
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29am

    Happy cake day! Your OC is beautiful.

  • DanPachi
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:13am

    They look delicious...

    Happy Cake Day.

  • Weimaranerlover
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:20am

    Should not eat this many edibles.

  • nnjjii
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:35am

    It looks like those pedicure foam things.

  • lostfourtime
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:46am

    In case you get into a fight, always keep gummy knuckles in your pocket for that extra punch.

  • CacheMeOutside
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:00am

    gummy crown. op this could be worth money, did you eat it?

  • nanamuu
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:10am

    Lemme punch you with my... gummy knuckles bro!

  • DecentWerewolf99
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:27am

    No need to worry, proceed

  • bee_milk
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:30am

    What are those candies? I want one. And happy cake day!!!

  • BrigettetheNanny78
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:38am

    They look like those things they put between your toes at nail salons.Happy cake day!

  • antilogiker
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:42am

    The best OC you got is yourself

  • SwiggityStag
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:42am

    Imagine how horrifying this would be with real frogs.

  • _Mephostopheles_
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:44am

    Bro those are my fucking favorite. I've loved them my entire life. Best candy.

  • Env0i
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:45am

    Are they still alive?

  • kdtherunt
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:49am

    Happy cake day

  • leaslame
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:49am

    this is, in fact, mildly interesting. happy cake day!

  • Taos01
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:59am

    Happy cake day to us <3

  • Pukkiality
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:05am

    Glædelig kagedag ven!

  • WeathermanCan
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:06am

    These are the tastiest candies the world has ever known. Hands down. I love these.

  • Tertlelaik
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:08am

    ...und Erwachsene ebenso.

  • GreatGeneral
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:08am

    Happy cake day!

  • ADuckieGamer
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:13am

    *Voice of agony: please kill us!

  • prkrrlz
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:17am

    A quality OC it is, OP

  • CarioGod
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:18am

    happy cake day

  • S1m0n321
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:23am

    Those little turtles are the shit! I can't find them anywhere though.

  • thugass
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:24am

    Brass knuckles gone mild

  • stonatodotnet
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:27am

    Is it just me or does anyone else see a quattro micro penis with a +1? Happy birthday to you.

  • armandster1031
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:27am

    thought this was r/trees at first

  • jsidethecat
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29am

    Another “cake day” karma grab ..

COMMENTS

  • Emotionless_AI
    60 points Jan 20,2019, 3:06am

    Happy cake day

    Why does it look like a hydra?

  • Tremor00
    29 points Jan 20,2019, 3:05am

    OC? Is that legal?

  • who_is_Dandelo
    14 points Jan 20,2019, 3:33am

    Happy Cake Day, and have an upvote for OC. Any OC :)

  • ShibbyHaze1
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 3:10am

    Its like they're still in frogspawn

  • pianoman514
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 3:40am

    Gummy centipede

  • DivX_Greg
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 3:25am

    frofrogog

  • Beastly-Egg
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:10am

    Happy Cake Day!

  • Treazul
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:17am

    Our life is only pain. Kill us.

  • duckiemcgee
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 4:15am

    You can use this on your toes so you don't mess up your nail polish!

  • MikeTony713
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 4:46am

    Kind of looks like toe separaters

  • thejester541
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:21am

    Happy Cake Day!

  • decker_42
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29am

    Happy cake day! Your OC is beautiful.

  • DanPachi
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:13am

    They look delicious...

    Happy Cake Day.

  • Weimaranerlover
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 4:20am

    Should not eat this many edibles.

  • nnjjii
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:35am

    It looks like those pedicure foam things.

  • lostfourtime
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:46am

    In case you get into a fight, always keep gummy knuckles in your pocket for that extra punch.

  • CacheMeOutside
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:00am

    gummy crown. op this could be worth money, did you eat it?

  • nanamuu
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:10am

    Lemme punch you with my... gummy knuckles bro!

  • DecentWerewolf99
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:27am

    No need to worry, proceed

  • bee_milk
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:30am

    What are those candies? I want one. And happy cake day!!!

  • BrigettetheNanny78
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:38am

    They look like those things they put between your toes at nail salons.Happy cake day!

  • antilogiker
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:42am

    The best OC you got is yourself

  • SwiggityStag
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:42am

    Imagine how horrifying this would be with real frogs.

  • _Mephostopheles_
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:44am

    Bro those are my fucking favorite. I've loved them my entire life. Best candy.

  • Env0i
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:45am

    Are they still alive?

  • kdtherunt
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:49am

    Happy cake day

  • leaslame
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:49am

    this is, in fact, mildly interesting. happy cake day!

  • Taos01
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 4:59am

    Happy cake day to us <3

  • Pukkiality
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:05am

    Glædelig kagedag ven!

  • WeathermanCan
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:06am

    These are the tastiest candies the world has ever known. Hands down. I love these.

  • Tertlelaik
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:08am

    ...und Erwachsene ebenso.

  • GreatGeneral
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:08am

    Happy cake day!

  • ADuckieGamer
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:13am

    *Voice of agony: please kill us!

  • prkrrlz
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:17am

    A quality OC it is, OP

  • CarioGod
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:18am

    happy cake day

  • S1m0n321
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:23am

    Those little turtles are the shit! I can't find them anywhere though.

  • thugass
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:24am

    Brass knuckles gone mild

  • stonatodotnet
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:27am

    Is it just me or does anyone else see a quattro micro penis with a +1? Happy birthday to you.

  • armandster1031
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:27am

    thought this was r/trees at first

  • jsidethecat
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29am

    Another “cake day” karma grab ..

● ● ●

My neighbors have a heated sidewalk

For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

COMMENTS

  • BigGermanGuy
    38 points Jan 19,2019, 4:28pm

    No, they presalted

  • Mulligan315
    16 points Jan 19,2019, 4:49pm

    The side walk shown is the public owned portion. I’m inclined to not believe it is heated.

  • Stoshue
    10 points Jan 19,2019, 4:00pm

    It's not heated, Jesus shovels it.

  • Arachnatron
    8 points Jan 19,2019, 4:18pm

    I'm inclined to believe them because there's no indication of snow piles created from shoveling. In addition, on the left side it almost looks like there's a line of slushy snow between the sidewalk and the white snow, suggesting a heat source.

  • Scheau
    2 points Jan 19,2019, 4:27pm

    Now all you have to do is shovel the snow from your sidewalk onto theirs

  • Trashman58
    3 points Jan 19,2019, 3:59pm

    Is it heated or did they just shovel their area?

  • delightfulyo
    2 points Jan 19,2019, 3:58pm

    How though?

  • kswelldon
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 4:27pm

    That’s was put in just to spite everyone.

  • Ienjoyduckscompany
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 4:38pm

    You can heat concrete by running resistance wire when the concrete is poured. Similar to a heating blanket but with concrete.

  • YGOInsider
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 3:51pm

    Seriously?

  • Ay_NyN
    -3 points Jan 19,2019, 3:51pm

    Your neighbors have a fucking H E A T E D S I D E W A L K??!!!!! OH MY GOD

  • ThatGuy___YouKnow
    -1 points Jan 19,2019, 4:29pm

    Well La tee freaking da

COMMENTS

  • BigGermanGuy
    38 points Jan 19,2019, 4:28pm

    No, they presalted

  • Mulligan315
    16 points Jan 19,2019, 4:49pm

    The side walk shown is the public owned portion. I’m inclined to not believe it is heated.

  • Stoshue
    10 points Jan 19,2019, 4:00pm

    It's not heated, Jesus shovels it.

  • Gruntje
    3 points Jan 19,2019, 4:17pm

    But why? They're just delaying the inevitable walk through the snow by a few meters

  • Arachnatron
    8 points Jan 19,2019, 4:18pm

    I'm inclined to believe them because there's no indication of snow piles created from shoveling. In addition, on the left side it almost looks like there's a line of slushy snow between the sidewalk and the white snow, suggesting a heat source.

  • Scheau
    2 points Jan 19,2019, 4:27pm

    Now all you have to do is shovel the snow from your sidewalk onto theirs

  • Trashman58
    3 points Jan 19,2019, 3:59pm

    Is it heated or did they just shovel their area?

  • delightfulyo
    2 points Jan 19,2019, 3:58pm

    How though?

  • kswelldon
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 4:27pm

    That’s was put in just to spite everyone.

  • Ienjoyduckscompany
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 4:38pm

    You can heat concrete by running resistance wire when the concrete is poured. Similar to a heating blanket but with concrete.

  • YGOInsider
    1 points Jan 19,2019, 3:51pm

    Seriously?

  • Ay_NyN
    -3 points Jan 19,2019, 3:51pm

    Your neighbors have a fucking H E A T E D S I D E W A L K??!!!!! OH MY GOD

  • ThatGuy___YouKnow
    -1 points Jan 19,2019, 4:29pm

    Well La tee freaking da