Seems a little...... counterproductive
How long does it take you to read two pages my guy
But... why? I’m a fast reader and it would annoy me how much work this would be to lift up, turn the page and reset everything every few minutes. Wouldn’t... a bowl to the side be better? Or am I just not getting it?
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Rip book spine
How do u flip? And won’t the peanut shaving get in the way?
(Sh- should we tell him there are no peanuts?)
How the fuck is this helpful?
This is terrible, every 2 mins you need to lift that just to flip a page?
Hold the book in one hand and eat the peanuts with the other
I feel like this is much harder
Sounds more like a stoned life hack
Look at the millionaire with his clear plate, his book, all while gorging themselves on a hybrid snack that is two snacks in one! Choose one to eat! Either peas! Or nuts!Your first world problem and solution sickens me.
That's kind of burdensome when you decide to hold everything up to read
I feel we have to be missing something here. They either read or eat peanuts very differently than normal people for this to be considered a solution to anything.They must be a quad-amputee or a paraplegic if the simple act of eating a peanut is such a monumental task that even looking at words on a page cannot be done in concert.We should not belittle this poor person for needing such assistance in performing even the simple task of feeding themselves; they are simply trying to overcome the massive disadvantages that life has given them.
I will just sit here and wait for the real lifehack in the comments.
Are you ok my dude
Use a piece of glass from a picture frame
Step 1: Get a plastic cupStep 2: Fill it with peanutsStep 3: "Drink" the peanuts from the cup. No cross contamination. No crumbs. Learn from a gamer.
Yikes. Paperweights are a thing, by the way.
That distortion will kill me.
I don’t approve. In fact, I’m appalled, for two reasons.
Placing peanuts on that plate will render it opaque. That in combination with you having to lift the plate up every time you want to turn the page... it’s going to take you 8 years to finish that book.
Interesting,What kind of apple product is this?
Looks bulky in design but I’ll still buy it to try.
Or you could buy a Kindle
I don’t get what I’m looking at here... (?)
You're like one of those infomercial people who make things more complicated than they have to be.
Use an elastic band.
This is honestly the opposite of a lifehack
I admire the traditional paper book.
Can’t relate I’m allergic
Ya will would? *y'all
Got a Life Hack for reading in general? 😭
Now how do you snack on the peanuts hands free?
Do you have transparent peanuts?
Use one hand
I use chopsticks 🥢
OP: I would like a pound of nuts, please?
You and r/wewantplates should talk.
Why not just set the book on fire ? Simpler
I assume you’re eating unshelled peanuts so you need two hands to shell them?
I don't approve
I just use my toilet seat.
When idiots get internet
oml yes. ur god
Lmao seems like reddit really did not approve
This is a very specific need
Big nope from me sorry chief really ain't it
TF is this?
r/DiWhy would like to have a word with you...
Why not eat with one hand and hold the book with the other?
Answer to the problem is buy a kindle
This seems kind of controversial, haha. Maybe /r/ShittyLifeProTips material.
ITT people shitting on OP for being a terrible book reader and worse peanut eater. You do you OP, it clearly worked well enough for you to think it was worth posting, so that's good enough for me.
How the frick frack flapjack patty wack snik snack crack jack slack mack quarterback crackerjack train track flik flak backtrack slap back thumbtack sidetrack tic tac nik nak sack lack yik yak click clack clap back are you supposed to turn the page?
Life hacks is just a millennial way of saying “ necessity is the mother of all in invention. “Id totally do this!!!
Would the peanuts in the bowl not block your view of the book?
One does not simply eat peanuts later.
Ya’ll, very southern thing to say. I live in Houston,
I like your idea my southern friend. All you need now is some lemonade! 👍😀
Poor book... RIP...
But I like to snack on pancakes.....
so you have to push past the penuts and lift the bowl to read?
"Fuck, gotta move my peanuts to the side"
You know they make things to hold the book open right?
Not sure if /r/WeWantPlates or /r/bookporn
What about when you need to turn the page and pick up the whole plate another fucking time
This won’t work when I decide to read diary of a wimpy kid for the 24th time
I’m sure needed is too strong a word. You could’ve... wait, is that LoTR? Never mind, you were right to do what you did!
Put the peanuts on the plate, you fool!
Glass from a picture frame works even better.
Dude, just get a kindle
But then how do you see the pages with the peanuts on the plate..?
I just eat on top of my iPad and a step
While I don't approve of the destruction of that poor book and it's spine, I certainly approve of the book.
Geniuses are born, not created
Does this work for other foods?
All hail Wobegoten.
You clever little thing
Is there some complex way of eating peanuts I’m not aware of?
I do it for my customers, work, my sons travel ball team, and family. It keeps me from having to scroll thru the alphabet to find a name & keeps me from having to male different folders in my contacts.
You could save typing and not bother with the brackets, they serve no purpose.
Then it would be under "W" , with the brackets they are before "A". I use those numbers more than any other contact in the alphabet contacts.
I do this but using a certain emoji for each type of contact, respectively
It helps keep the contact clean (less text) and the difference in colors helps identify the type more quickly
"New Brian""Jon Jon"
If you remove the spiders all the other insects will move in
Wouldn’t they just avoid the floors though?
Spiders eat ants and flies. They’re always welcome in my home.
Thinking about some garlic dip after watching this
Whole head in like 3s, not bad!
Better than the other garlic peeling video!
It would be great if you could get two more and attach them somehow so they drape over the sides .. maybe something cylindrical to fit tight inside the two tube ends, or maybe some kind of glue
With all the money spent on noodles, I think I’d buy liability insurance.
How about this: One noodle per edge, like a house frame. Glue or tack a tarp over it. Result: folding car-size car canopy
When Epstein’s cell is right above your parking spot.
If there was a storm, wouldnt the wind blow this off?
In an actual hail storm I don’t think this would work too well because there is spaces between the noodles where the hail could fall into and damage the vehicle
Try putting a slice of foil underneath to avoid throwing your cooking sheet directly into the trash.
What are mini burgers? And, how are you cooking them?
Or just pull up with your gas tank facing the pump like you do anywhere else...
Almost always, so not all the time? 🤔
Imagine trying this trick to only realize it doesn't reach.
What is the difference between a water port and a hose bib, tap, spigot, or a faucet?
Why do you need this hose?
So you're just going to drip the boiling water into the tiny container for 3 minutes? You know they make French presses for that, right?
Have we reached that point in time where some people don’t know about the existence of a coffeemaker? I must be too old (31)
What is a dryer sheet? I have huge problem with a particular brand of deodorant and I just can’t get the marks out.
If you put deodorant on then put your shirt on it can cause that annoying deodorant mark
Rubbing a dryer sheet on the mark removes it pretty instantly.
Uh huh. "deodorant" stains...
Also the foam from dry cleaning hangers. Or if I’m still at home I grab a damp washcloth
You can also just rub the same fabric on it self to remove the deodorant marks.
Also tights work... if anyone hear has or lives with someone who has nylons or thicker tights.
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