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I'm having somewhat high fever today. Here's the pic of the thermometer, if any of guys wanna use for an excuse from work.

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  • zeronamesleft387
    30 points Oct 21,2019, 4:35pm

    Would you mind painting your nails red and then taking this pic again?

  • Tepes1848
    10 points Oct 21,2019, 4:32pm

    It indeed looks much more impressive when one changes the units to Fahrenheit.

    Just too bad that there are probably not too many countries using such a weird unit.

  • zGreenline
    6 points Oct 21,2019, 5:51pm

    What if I'm black

  • res1ghtNL
    2 points Oct 21,2019, 4:49pm

    Hmm too bad in most of the world (and overlooking the F) this would mean I would quite litteraly be cooking.

  • ShaddiJ
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 6:14pm

    Sorry, but it's useless here in Australia

  • uncorrectlee
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 5:14pm

    A man of the people.

  • PTguy777
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 5:38pm

    You could have dipped the thermometer in hot water for all I know so no, it doesn’t prove anything

  • GreenEyeFitBoy
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 4:55pm

    Stop reposting this

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  • zeronamesleft387
    30 points Oct 21,2019, 4:35pm

    Would you mind painting your nails red and then taking this pic again?

  • Tepes1848
    10 points Oct 21,2019, 4:32pm

    It indeed looks much more impressive when one changes the units to Fahrenheit.

    Just too bad that there are probably not too many countries using such a weird unit.

  • zGreenline
    6 points Oct 21,2019, 5:51pm

    What if I'm black

  • kilzalot
    4 points Oct 21,2019, 4:31pm

    Pshhh. Good lookin out!

  • res1ghtNL
    2 points Oct 21,2019, 4:49pm

    Hmm too bad in most of the world (and overlooking the F) this would mean I would quite litteraly be cooking.

  • ShaddiJ
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 6:14pm

    Sorry, but it's useless here in Australia

  • uncorrectlee
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 5:14pm

    A man of the people.

  • PTguy777
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 5:38pm

    You could have dipped the thermometer in hot water for all I know so no, it doesn’t prove anything

  • GreenEyeFitBoy
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 4:55pm

    Stop reposting this

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Fuel filler cap cord hook

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  • ojs_murderer
    8 points Oct 19,2019, 10:03pm

    Or do nothing

  • tacobelley
    7 points Oct 19,2019, 10:49pm

    Why?

  • Abstergo_Management
    3 points Oct 19,2019, 9:16pm

    Better yet, twist the cap onto the piece behind the door so it’s not dangling.

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  • ojs_murderer
    8 points Oct 19,2019, 10:03pm

    Or do nothing

  • tacobelley
    7 points Oct 19,2019, 10:49pm

    Why?

  • Abstergo_Management
    3 points Oct 19,2019, 9:16pm

    Better yet, twist the cap onto the piece behind the door so it’s not dangling.

  • emperoremperator
    1 points Oct 19,2019, 10:52pm

    I'm off to look now lol

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Possible breath freshener?

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  • friedcornbread
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 12:17am

    Just use mouthwash. It probably wouldn't atomize correctly.

  • leftcoke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:01am

    For those on-the-go, "oh shit I'm late" moments I guess.

  • AbsolutelyPink
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:02pm

    The atomizer is for perfume and thus, not rated for ingestible/oral use. So, I wouldn't recommend it.

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  • friedcornbread
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 12:17am

    Just use mouthwash. It probably wouldn't atomize correctly.

  • leftcoke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:01am

    For those on-the-go, "oh shit I'm late" moments I guess.

  • AbsolutelyPink
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:02pm

    The atomizer is for perfume and thus, not rated for ingestible/oral use. So, I wouldn't recommend it.

  • mrsacrp95
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:03am

    If it says "Reliable" on the cover, it probably isn't tho

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The real lifehack is in the game

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  • Ibuprofen_200mg
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 6:57pm

    Chipsticks

  • zyngas420
    12 points Oct 11,2019, 6:24pm

    I do this and it’s dope, your hands get sore about 3/4ths into the bag and start throbbing but I eat at a constant chip per 10 seconds

  • mfishing
    7 points Oct 11,2019, 6:33pm

    I do this with Cheetos, no orange finger tips for me sir!

  • puttheremoteinherbut
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 5:25pm

    I'm into it.

  • CarmenOphelia
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:41pm

    I do this at work, it’s a game changer.

  • Natetheamazingg
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:02pm

    Licking off the seasonings afterward is the best part!

  • LumpyJellyCat
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:05pm

    A fork?

  • VaporousWombat
    -3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:31pm

    What if you can’t use chopsticks?

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  • Ibuprofen_200mg
    10 points Oct 11,2019, 6:57pm

    Chipsticks

  • zyngas420
    12 points Oct 11,2019, 6:24pm

    I do this and it’s dope, your hands get sore about 3/4ths into the bag and start throbbing but I eat at a constant chip per 10 seconds

  • mfishing
    7 points Oct 11,2019, 6:33pm

    I do this with Cheetos, no orange finger tips for me sir!

  • multipurposeusername
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 7:07pm

    I literally just saw a kid eating Takis out of the bag with chopsticks. Now it makes sense.

  • puttheremoteinherbut
    4 points Oct 11,2019, 5:25pm

    I'm into it.

  • CarmenOphelia
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:41pm

    I do this at work, it’s a game changer.

  • Natetheamazingg
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:02pm

    Licking off the seasonings afterward is the best part!

  • LumpyJellyCat
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 7:05pm

    A fork?

  • VaporousWombat
    -3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:31pm

    What if you can’t use chopsticks?

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I use an old Trident gum container to store my earbuds. 👍

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  • OpusNocturn
    2 points Oct 10,2019, 9:58am

    They must smell real fresh

  • Hasselhoffpancakes
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 5:20pm

    kudos to you sir

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  • OpusNocturn
    2 points Oct 10,2019, 9:58am

    They must smell real fresh

  • Hasselhoffpancakes
    1 points Oct 10,2019, 5:20pm

    kudos to you sir

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How to make a fire blower with 2 liter bottles. So simple.

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  • Slysly45
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 4:01pm

    Recycling plastic. It's good

  • one_rand0m_guy
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 4:42pm

    Bellows.

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  • Slysly45
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 4:01pm

    Recycling plastic. It's good

  • one_rand0m_guy
    1 points Oct 07,2019, 4:42pm

    Bellows.

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Life pro hack tip: Loop grocery bag handles over both ends of glove box for a nice, strong, and easily accessible trash collector.

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  • usdvdates
    4 points Oct 04,2019, 5:07pm

    Literally trash.

  • Oprah_Wind-Fury
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 4:49pm

    Life bushleague hack more like.

  • alleycat2-14
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 8:23pm

    These ubiquitous plastic bags are shabby and have a hole built in the bottom. Yea, I use them like everybody else, but you can't expect the durability you need for a trash container in the car. What's a passenger supposed to do, ride there with knees bent while smelling your trash? Don't store trash in your vehicle. Dispose of it as it becomes trash.

  • osktox
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 7:28pm

    Classy...

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  • usdvdates
    4 points Oct 04,2019, 5:07pm

    Literally trash.

  • Oprah_Wind-Fury
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 4:49pm

    Life bushleague hack more like.

  • alleycat2-14
    2 points Oct 04,2019, 8:23pm

    These ubiquitous plastic bags are shabby and have a hole built in the bottom. Yea, I use them like everybody else, but you can't expect the durability you need for a trash container in the car. What's a passenger supposed to do, ride there with knees bent while smelling your trash? Don't store trash in your vehicle. Dispose of it as it becomes trash.

  • na3than
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 5:12pm

    Nothing pro about this.

  • osktox
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 7:28pm

    Classy...

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Hard boiling an egg in a bottle warmer works quite well. Baby never had the patience to wait for it anyways.

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  • yrhendystu
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 12:17pm

    I bought a food thermos and it works well. It's not as quick as a pan but it means you can leave it and do other things.

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  • yrhendystu
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 12:17pm

    I bought a food thermos and it works well. It's not as quick as a pan but it means you can leave it and do other things.

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Cut instructions out of the box and stick it inside of your freezer bag to save space.

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  • tightirl1
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 11:29am

    also work on actually eating the food you already have instead of stocking up. Saves money, reduces recreational eating, reduces waste.

    Side tip: some of the frozen food I get (relatively rarely) I put straight into the fridge since I know I will be eating it soon. Some foods (pizza) seem to come out better if cooked directly from their frozen state but many things won't suffer. I guess if you're looking at this thread your fridge is probably similarly bursting at the seams.

  • Nyckname
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 5:16pm

    I use a lot of Bob's Red Mill and similar products. They get transferred from the cellophane bags into wide mouth plastic bottles, then I clip out parts of the packaging (nutritional information, recipes, expiration dates), and stick them to the bottles with packaging tape.

  • IchbineinSmazak
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 6:25pm

    that's what I do, photo in phone helps also

    sometimes I don't even bother with carrying boxes to home and throw them already in supermarket to have less bulky grocery

COMMENTS

  • tightirl1
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 11:29am

    also work on actually eating the food you already have instead of stocking up. Saves money, reduces recreational eating, reduces waste.

    Side tip: some of the frozen food I get (relatively rarely) I put straight into the fridge since I know I will be eating it soon. Some foods (pizza) seem to come out better if cooked directly from their frozen state but many things won't suffer. I guess if you're looking at this thread your fridge is probably similarly bursting at the seams.

  • Nyckname
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 5:16pm

    I use a lot of Bob's Red Mill and similar products. They get transferred from the cellophane bags into wide mouth plastic bottles, then I clip out parts of the packaging (nutritional information, recipes, expiration dates), and stick them to the bottles with packaging tape.

  • IchbineinSmazak
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 6:25pm

    that's what I do, photo in phone helps also

    sometimes I don't even bother with carrying boxes to home and throw them already in supermarket to have less bulky grocery

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How too microwave a frozen pizza without losing your cheese.

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  • 6footPolemic
    345 points Sep 30,2019, 1:47pm

    Could use a fucking oven you savage.

  • tightirl1
    97 points Sep 30,2019, 2:03pm

    Didn't know this was a problem. Apparently people microwave pizzas

  • deadlift0527
    68 points Sep 30,2019, 2:11pm

    Dont fuckin eat that

  • compensatedshill
    97 points Sep 30,2019, 2:08pm

    This is such a sad post. I'm genuinely sad for you.

  • Sturnz69
    10 points Sep 30,2019, 3:15pm

    Duuuude- microwaving pizza? C’mon!

  • Pinanims
    19 points Sep 30,2019, 1:25pm

    I feel like trying to pick that up without sticking my fingers into molten cheese would be difficult

  • nativebush
    9 points Sep 30,2019, 3:00pm

    Toaster oven. How to, not how too

  • GeorgeTheWild
    17 points Sep 30,2019, 1:40pm

    What is this, a pizza for ants?!?!

  • JCavLP
    7 points Sep 30,2019, 3:17pm

    Jusg don't fucking put it in the microwave

  • Guido_Lampitiello
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 3:16pm

    What the fuck is that?

  • watermahlone1
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 3:27pm

    :(

  • telios87
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 4:03pm

    I would rather go hungry.

  • 4lan9
    7 points Sep 30,2019, 2:53pm

    do yourself a favor and get an air fryer. Perfect leftover pizza in 2 minutes, no preheating or anything

  • Jay794
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 3:21pm

    Looks way too greasy

  • blank_wav
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 3:34pm

    F for respects bro

  • QueenCobra91
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 3:34pm

    The fuck happened?

  • onairmastering
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 4:09pm

    Or just use a pan.

  • tootbrun
    5 points Sep 30,2019, 2:55pm

    If you’re gonna microwave it, at least use a china bowl, not a paper one.

  • mountainsandrocks
    6 points Sep 30,2019, 3:16pm

    Ew, frozen pizza is gross enough in the oven, why in hell would you microwave it?

  • Thoreautege
    9 points Sep 30,2019, 1:23pm

    Brought a Celeste frozen pizza for lunch today but we didn't have any plates and I didn't bring the cardboard box it came in. So I placed it on top of a paper bowl and after it was done I saw that it heated evenly due to being suspended in the air (at least in the beginning) and more importantly THE CHEESE DIDN'T EXPLODE OFF THE EDGES AND BECOME GLUE. Anybody who eats these knows that's the worst part by far... My life is forever changed.

    Edit: Also I apologize for the too/to mixup in the title. Swype made that decision for me.

  • sekkzo909
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:10pm

    It's not delivery, it's .....

  • Kronephon
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:58pm

    That is a bowl of pure fat.

  • Pedantichrist
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 4:00pm

    You managed to avoid the loose trap, but fell into a too pit.

  • botsaretrash
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 7:14pm

    this man should be president

  • oxymoronisanoxymoron
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 2:18pm
  • karlpoopsauce
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:43pm

    Wow that does not look good or good for you

  • SaveMyElephants
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:55pm

    Do people still eat this garbage?

  • Beautifulday2day
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 1:39pm

    Thank you OP 👍

  • deleted
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 2:14pm

    [removed]

  • Renshnard
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 7:24pm

    Is that a Mamma Rossa mini pizza. Mini Mammas are life.

  • Parapraxia
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 2:43pm

    Crosspost this to /r/FoodPorn, stat!

  • Kparker211
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 4:19pm

    Oh Celeste how I love thee

  • A320dude
    0 points Sep 30,2019, 3:18pm

    Use me as the “this deserves a Nobel prize” button

  • grednforgesgirl
    0 points Sep 30,2019, 5:47pm

    Was this a problem a lot of people had? Normally when I'm microwaving pizza it's leftover in a triangle anyway

  • Fuzzy974
    -1 points Sep 30,2019, 3:37pm

    You guys have cheese on your frozen pizzas?! 😮

  • killer122
    -1 points Sep 30,2019, 4:38pm

    seriously what the fuck is wrong with you. pizza in the microwave, wtf.

COMMENTS

  • 6footPolemic
    345 points Sep 30,2019, 1:47pm

    Could use a fucking oven you savage.

  • tightirl1
    97 points Sep 30,2019, 2:03pm

    Didn't know this was a problem. Apparently people microwave pizzas

  • deadlift0527
    68 points Sep 30,2019, 2:11pm

    Dont fuckin eat that

  • dman928
    12 points Sep 30,2019, 2:56pm

    Reheat pizza in a pan on the stove.

  • compensatedshill
    97 points Sep 30,2019, 2:08pm

    This is such a sad post. I'm genuinely sad for you.

  • Sturnz69
    10 points Sep 30,2019, 3:15pm

    Duuuude- microwaving pizza? C’mon!

  • Pinanims
    19 points Sep 30,2019, 1:25pm

    I feel like trying to pick that up without sticking my fingers into molten cheese would be difficult

  • nativebush
    9 points Sep 30,2019, 3:00pm

    Toaster oven. How to, not how too

  • GeorgeTheWild
    17 points Sep 30,2019, 1:40pm

    What is this, a pizza for ants?!?!

  • JCavLP
    7 points Sep 30,2019, 3:17pm

    Jusg don't fucking put it in the microwave

  • Guido_Lampitiello
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 3:16pm

    What the fuck is that?

  • watermahlone1
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 3:27pm

    :(

  • telios87
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 4:03pm

    I would rather go hungry.

  • 4lan9
    7 points Sep 30,2019, 2:53pm

    do yourself a favor and get an air fryer. Perfect leftover pizza in 2 minutes, no preheating or anything

  • Jay794
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 3:21pm

    Looks way too greasy

  • blank_wav
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 3:34pm

    F for respects bro

  • QueenCobra91
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 3:34pm

    The fuck happened?

  • onairmastering
    3 points Sep 30,2019, 4:09pm

    Or just use a pan.

  • tootbrun
    5 points Sep 30,2019, 2:55pm

    If you’re gonna microwave it, at least use a china bowl, not a paper one.

  • mountainsandrocks
    6 points Sep 30,2019, 3:16pm

    Ew, frozen pizza is gross enough in the oven, why in hell would you microwave it?

  • Thoreautege
    9 points Sep 30,2019, 1:23pm

    Brought a Celeste frozen pizza for lunch today but we didn't have any plates and I didn't bring the cardboard box it came in. So I placed it on top of a paper bowl and after it was done I saw that it heated evenly due to being suspended in the air (at least in the beginning) and more importantly THE CHEESE DIDN'T EXPLODE OFF THE EDGES AND BECOME GLUE. Anybody who eats these knows that's the worst part by far... My life is forever changed.

    Edit: Also I apologize for the too/to mixup in the title. Swype made that decision for me.

  • sekkzo909
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:10pm

    It's not delivery, it's .....

  • Kronephon
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:58pm

    That is a bowl of pure fat.

  • Pedantichrist
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 4:00pm

    You managed to avoid the loose trap, but fell into a too pit.

  • botsaretrash
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 7:14pm

    this man should be president

  • oxymoronisanoxymoron
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 2:18pm
  • karlpoopsauce
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:43pm

    Wow that does not look good or good for you

  • SaveMyElephants
    2 points Sep 30,2019, 3:55pm

    Do people still eat this garbage?

  • Beautifulday2day
    4 points Sep 30,2019, 1:39pm

    Thank you OP 👍

  • deleted
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 2:14pm

    [removed]

  • Renshnard
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 7:24pm

    Is that a Mamma Rossa mini pizza. Mini Mammas are life.

  • Parapraxia
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 2:43pm

    Crosspost this to /r/FoodPorn, stat!

  • Kparker211
    1 points Sep 30,2019, 4:19pm

    Oh Celeste how I love thee

  • A320dude
    0 points Sep 30,2019, 3:18pm

    Use me as the “this deserves a Nobel prize” button

  • grednforgesgirl
    0 points Sep 30,2019, 5:47pm

    Was this a problem a lot of people had? Normally when I'm microwaving pizza it's leftover in a triangle anyway

  • Fuzzy974
    -1 points Sep 30,2019, 3:37pm

    You guys have cheese on your frozen pizzas?! 😮

  • killer122
    -1 points Sep 30,2019, 4:38pm

    seriously what the fuck is wrong with you. pizza in the microwave, wtf.