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Nationality distribution team by team

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • UninstructedPuppy
    258 points Oct 09,2019, 2:46pm

    The famous European nationality.

  • JohnnyBedsheets
    54 points Oct 09,2019, 2:48pm

    Washington looks super suspicious. I say at least one Capital is a government spy.

  • ScoutingTheRefs
    48 points Oct 09,2019, 3:17pm

    We'd just like to add the officials, for comparison purposes:

    Referees:

    • Canadian: 77%
    • American: 23%
    • European: 0%

    Linesmen:

    • Canadian: 82%
    • American: 15%
    • European: 3%

    Total Officials (Combined):

    • Canadian: 80%
    • American: 19%
    • European: 1%
  • gum-
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 3:02pm

    America, fuck no!

  • JackManningNHL
    53 points Oct 09,2019, 3:03pm

    If you are going to repost a chart from the athletic, at least give them credit or link to the article.

  • JimWest92
    47 points Oct 09,2019, 2:45pm

    Montreal = Canada’s team confirmed lol

  • septimus29
    12 points Oct 09,2019, 3:42pm

    Caps: We love building our team around European players

    Isles: What's a European?

  • h0lb0rn
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 3:39pm

    Montreal lives up to its name 😀

  • rplane
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 3:55pm

    Oilers have no Americans .. that’s pretty crazy!

  • the_dayman623
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 4:14pm

    So what this is really saying is that don cherry hates the Caps, Yotes, and Rangers

  • sweetwattah
    6 points Oct 09,2019, 3:38pm

    Congratulations Yotes, until otherwise you are Team America

  • finnishjetter
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 2:49pm

    Damn WPG with 48% Americans, am I crazy or did the Jets not have that many american players 2 years ago.

  • Podo13
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 2:56pm

    Interesting. I thought we had the highest % of Canadians on a team.

  • lovetosaydada
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 2:55pm

    Americans out

  • Insaneular
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 2:53pm

    I knew we had a lot of European guys, didn’t know we were top 3. Cool!

  • Walaument
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 4:00pm

    Coyotes = Americas team confirmed

  • weeoohrescue
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 3:17pm

    Am I confused or does this mean there are no Russians in the NHL

  • AnthonyCumiaPedo
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 4:08pm

    Isles got a crazy amount of Canadian provinces represented as well.

    Ontario, Quebec, BC, Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and Prince Edward Island. We actually got two guys from PEI with Dobson making the roster.

  • SpecialBrownies202
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 3:04pm

    Most Europeans and least Canadians for the Caps is interesting. Next year probably replace Holtby with Copley and Samsonov too. Wilson’s gonna be pretty much the only one.

  • Reptar-4-Mayor
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 3:59pm

    Go Go Euro Rangers

  • daronmal
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 4:25pm

    Kinda confusing having one of the fields grey, might be better to make it a noticeable color

  • krafty16
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 4:45pm

    No one tell Grapes about his beloved Bruins

  • bvlm
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 6:05pm

    Edmonton: No Yankees Allowed

  • AlphaKooze
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 2:49pm

    Finnipeg is no more :(

  • blueline7677
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:01pm

    9/21 = 50% what rosters are these using? Even if this is before we traded Namestnikov we were still only 10/22 which is below 50%

    Edit: if you go by last lineup we dressed we were at 50% with McKegg and Haley being scratched

  • cooolin14
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:44pm

    Last two Stanely cup champs, Caps with least Canadians and and Blues with most

  • hungry-for-earmuffs
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:48pm

    Whoever made this graph is lucky Nathan Walker is in the AHL. And I thought there was still someone from Kazakhstan?

  • ShockJockey74
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:58pm

    Isles and Knights have identical stats. Guess we’re best friends now.

  • kuro_madoushi
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:15pm

    So as per Don Cherry, your 2019-2020 Cup winners are gonna be Montreal?!

  • LSG1
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 7:42pm

    So Montreal's going to win the cup boys... as per Don Cherry

  • eikoskaan
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 7:57pm

    Arizona is the official team of the USA.

  • freelancer799
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:37pm

    Might as well convert almost the entire 48% European for the Stars to Scandinavian

  • mazzysturr
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:29pm

    Shit Matthews dick must be extra hard after seeing those Yotes numbers.

  • TheFlanderer
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 3:39pm

    Stolen from the Athletic with no credit. Disappointing

    Edit: I posted this before they added it was from James Mirtle. People complaining is why it got credit

  • EarthWarping
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:47pm

    Leafs are almost 50% Canadian and yet don cherry will still opine for the “good ol Canuck boys”

  • thet1m
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:46pm

    Where’s the percentage of Mexican players?!

COMMENTS

  • UninstructedPuppy
    258 points Oct 09,2019, 2:46pm

    The famous European nationality.

  • JohnnyBedsheets
    54 points Oct 09,2019, 2:48pm

    Washington looks super suspicious. I say at least one Capital is a government spy.

  • ScoutingTheRefs
    48 points Oct 09,2019, 3:17pm

    We'd just like to add the officials, for comparison purposes:

    Referees:

    • Canadian: 77%
    • American: 23%
    • European: 0%

    Linesmen:

    • Canadian: 82%
    • American: 15%
    • European: 3%

    Total Officials (Combined):

    • Canadian: 80%
    • American: 19%
    • European: 1%
  • mkp11
    114 points Oct 09,2019, 2:47pm

    MTL has the most Canadians with 68%. ARI has the most Americans with 58% and WSH has the most Europeans with 55%.

    EDM is the only team with no American players.

  • gum-
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 3:02pm

    America, fuck no!

  • JackManningNHL
    53 points Oct 09,2019, 3:03pm

    If you are going to repost a chart from the athletic, at least give them credit or link to the article.

  • JimWest92
    47 points Oct 09,2019, 2:45pm

    Montreal = Canada’s team confirmed lol

  • septimus29
    12 points Oct 09,2019, 3:42pm

    Caps: We love building our team around European players

    Isles: What's a European?

  • h0lb0rn
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 3:39pm

    Montreal lives up to its name 😀

  • rplane
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 3:55pm

    Oilers have no Americans .. that’s pretty crazy!

  • the_dayman623
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 4:14pm

    So what this is really saying is that don cherry hates the Caps, Yotes, and Rangers

  • sweetwattah
    6 points Oct 09,2019, 3:38pm

    Congratulations Yotes, until otherwise you are Team America

  • finnishjetter
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 2:49pm

    Damn WPG with 48% Americans, am I crazy or did the Jets not have that many american players 2 years ago.

  • Podo13
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 2:56pm

    Interesting. I thought we had the highest % of Canadians on a team.

  • lovetosaydada
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 2:55pm

    Americans out

  • Insaneular
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 2:53pm

    I knew we had a lot of European guys, didn’t know we were top 3. Cool!

  • Walaument
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 4:00pm

    Coyotes = Americas team confirmed

  • weeoohrescue
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 3:17pm

    Am I confused or does this mean there are no Russians in the NHL

  • AnthonyCumiaPedo
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 4:08pm

    Isles got a crazy amount of Canadian provinces represented as well.

    Ontario, Quebec, BC, Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and Prince Edward Island. We actually got two guys from PEI with Dobson making the roster.

  • SpecialBrownies202
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 3:04pm

    Most Europeans and least Canadians for the Caps is interesting. Next year probably replace Holtby with Copley and Samsonov too. Wilson’s gonna be pretty much the only one.

  • Reptar-4-Mayor
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 3:59pm

    Go Go Euro Rangers

  • daronmal
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 4:25pm

    Kinda confusing having one of the fields grey, might be better to make it a noticeable color

  • krafty16
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 4:45pm

    No one tell Grapes about his beloved Bruins

  • bvlm
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 6:05pm

    Edmonton: No Yankees Allowed

  • AlphaKooze
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 2:49pm

    Finnipeg is no more :(

  • blueline7677
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:01pm

    9/21 = 50% what rosters are these using? Even if this is before we traded Namestnikov we were still only 10/22 which is below 50%

    Edit: if you go by last lineup we dressed we were at 50% with McKegg and Haley being scratched

  • cooolin14
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:44pm

    Last two Stanely cup champs, Caps with least Canadians and and Blues with most

  • hungry-for-earmuffs
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:48pm

    Whoever made this graph is lucky Nathan Walker is in the AHL. And I thought there was still someone from Kazakhstan?

  • ShockJockey74
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:58pm

    Isles and Knights have identical stats. Guess we’re best friends now.

  • kuro_madoushi
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:15pm

    So as per Don Cherry, your 2019-2020 Cup winners are gonna be Montreal?!

  • LSG1
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 7:42pm

    So Montreal's going to win the cup boys... as per Don Cherry

  • eikoskaan
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 7:57pm

    Arizona is the official team of the USA.

  • freelancer799
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:37pm

    Might as well convert almost the entire 48% European for the Stars to Scandinavian

  • mazzysturr
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:29pm

    Shit Matthews dick must be extra hard after seeing those Yotes numbers.

  • TheFlanderer
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 3:39pm

    Stolen from the Athletic with no credit. Disappointing

    Edit: I posted this before they added it was from James Mirtle. People complaining is why it got credit

  • EarthWarping
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:47pm

    Leafs are almost 50% Canadian and yet don cherry will still opine for the “good ol Canuck boys”

  • thet1m
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 4:46pm

    Where’s the percentage of Mexican players?!

● ● ●

"Suck my dick" - Drew Doughty to Calgary fans

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • rookie-mistake
    1066 points Oct 09,2019, 12:36am

    streamable from the other post with the goal + celly where you can literally just hear it lmaooo

  • Curse_of_the_Grackle
    1190 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08am

    I look forward to the "The Kings have won X games in a row since Drew Doughty told some fans to suck his dick" threads in /r/hockey.

  • StatGAF
    1848 points Oct 09,2019, 12:04am

    Are we sure he's saying that?

    Looks like he is saying "Thank you for the hospitality. Calgary is a wonderful city. I must visit sometime in the off-season to really experience everything this city has to offer. Oh, and suck on my schlong."

  • Silversmurpher
    424 points Oct 09,2019, 12:05am

    Will be interesting to see the new rivalry of Doughty vs. Those fans

  • EricBurger
    85 points Oct 09,2019, 12:14am
  • GottaTakeaTrump
    205 points Oct 09,2019, 12:11am

    The first video I saw, I was like, “No way he actually said it.”

    After watching this angle I was like, “Oh fuck he for sure did.”

  • Bledsnow
    160 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10am

    Tkachuk scored twice, Doughty scored the OT winner and is looking to score some more ;)

  • Zanchbot
    43 points Oct 09,2019, 12:57am

    Oh man this gif is gonna get some serious mileage this season.

  • Nameless908
    148 points Oct 09,2019, 12:38am

    More like “thuck my dick” with that missing tooth. What a beaut

  • Sentenced2Burn
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 5:46am

    "Present it" - Calgary fans to Drew Doughty

  • treple13
    134 points Oct 09,2019, 12:07am

    Doughty-Tkachuk delivers gold again

  • Joelerific
    84 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32am

    Not gonna lie this is the shit hockey is all about and I love it.

  • Homosexual_X-Games
    82 points Oct 09,2019, 12:37am

    If you snipe one it OT you're entitled to a solid dick suck command

  • CrissCrossSauce
    43 points Oct 09,2019, 12:55am

    I appreciate that Kovalchuk pops up to grab him. Probably congratulating him on the goal, but it looks like he’s dragging uncle Drew away.

  • Eggs_Bennett
    16 points Oct 09,2019, 11:20am

    The guy got bood and chirped all night. I’m telling everyone to suck my dick if I score too lmao

  • ABirdOfParadise
    41 points Oct 09,2019, 12:26am

    Man having flashbacks to my childhood and D-Generation X saying suck it to everyone and doing the crotch chop

  • alreddy-reddit
    14 points Oct 09,2019, 1:28am

    Maybe he’s just a big Triple H fan

  • WoollyMuffler
    11 points Oct 09,2019, 7:21am

    I'd expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!

  • krucz36
    33 points Oct 09,2019, 1:34am

    That one guy is wearing Kings legend Jarome Ignila's jersey.

    edit i'm not fixing it

  • specmence
    20 points Oct 09,2019, 12:11am

    I love this rivalry lol

  • coltonjeffs
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 12:21am

    This is wonderful

  • 762x39mm
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 10:36am

    I now put Drew back in the top 3 defensemen in the league.

  • StopBullyingBullys
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 11:14am

    This is the type of hockey i want to see.

    Everyone else can go watch tennis with Damien Cox.

  • psychoyooper
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 1:02am

    Pretty sure he added a "...bitch" there for good measure

  • GritGrinder
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 2:36am

    There’s the drew I know and missed

  • FruitsNToots
    58 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08am

    I love doughty

  • Jericho111091
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 12:07am

    I mean, I would.

  • must_be_the_mangoes
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 12:54am
  • CatalystCoin
    21 points Oct 09,2019, 12:45am

    What a well mannered and stable young man

  • ebjoker4
    20 points Oct 09,2019, 12:39am

    Curious (and I'm not advocating for it) if the NHL has something to say about this.

  • ZachKearns
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10am

    Lol I love it

  • marbsarebad
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 1:05am

    Ive wanted these playoffs for YEARS

  • Table_Coaster
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 9:52am

    A true poet

  • GermFreeCloth
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 10:45am

    I heard rag it

  • SoccerAddict94
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 1:42pm

    I support this 100%

  • Captain_Crank
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 11:04am

    y u heff to be mad? is only game

  • OthellZethus
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 4:38am

    See you in LA on the 19th LA bros.

    Fun game.

  • annoyingrelative
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 9:31am

    Kings fans to /r/hockey in 2012 and 2014

  • CockyStrideMuskyOdor
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 1:01am

    Guy in the Iginla jersey second guessing giving Doughty the repeat double whammy is great.

  • The_Tourist_99
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 7:33am

    Language Drew! Language!

  • AaronQ94
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 7:40am

    Drew "Kyrie Irving" Doughty

    For reference

  • CLloyder
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 8:09am

    Gotta be the best rivalry between players other then reevo and kane

  • pastafarian88
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:02am

    Obviously just an equipment malfunction...

  • MemenusPaajarvi
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:35am

    Doughty vs Calgary

    This might be better than Toronto vs Montreal

  • tyrannustyrannus
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 10:29am

    fans love a villain

  • oddspellingofPhreid
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:13am

    me irl

  • westc2
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:16am

    I read this as:

    Drew "suck my dick" Doughty has been traded to the Calgary Flames.

  • CrispyLardon
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 1:10pm

    Everybody here talking about Doughty's dick when that kid was asking for fist bumps and got a stick instead from Brown.

  • 45haddix
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 2:43pm

    You know, I've always liked Doughty.

  • jarude87
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 4:34pm

    This is hilarious. I love hockey

  • treple13
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 1:16am

    I'm really sad the Kings aren't all that likely to be a playoff team, because a Calgary-LA series would be a treat.

  • NarcoticTurkey
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10am

    Here’s a thought

    Doughty and Tkchuk are both clowns 🤡

  • freeisntfree
    18 points Oct 09,2019, 8:02am

    You're fucking braindead if you like tkachuk and not doughty

  • Californian-Cdn
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 9:16am

    This is so good for the league.

    Calgary has wonderful fans, but I loved seeing Drew do this.

    Every single person at that rink last night (who is Canadian) would slurp Drew if in 2022 NHL guys are in the Olympics and he was doing this to Tkachuk.

    The league needs more of this.

  • shirtlessman69
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 8:49am

    Sickkkkkkk

  • riko77can
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 8:59am

    I think he's saying "You want some ketchup on that?"

  • yungneat
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 11:22am

    That guy on the crowd giving him the finger triggered it probably

  • kewlbeanz83
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 11:28am

    Man this is turning into a great rivalry.

  • 04NeverForget
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 12:30pm

    I was in the row behind those guys, obviously I'm not as tough as nhl players but let's just say some of the things they were saying was hilarious/would have made me call my mom 😂

  • Diarrhea_Sandwich
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 2:20am

    Doughty is fucking hilarious — I also think he has Tourette’s

  • Showtime98
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 12:06am

    Legend 😂

  • SuperGeniusFish
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:50am

    A national treasure and wordsmith.

  • Formaldehyd3
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 4:37am

    Ah, Drew Doughty once again blessing us with his teeming reservoirs of class.

  • luckybruinscap
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 7:27am

    Odds on a fine or suspension? Wisniewski got two games for making the dick sucking gesture to Avery, but that was a daytime game and I believe Bettman was in attendance. It was also super obvious. And Wiz isn't half the star Doughty is.

  • fulltonzero
    -3 points Oct 09,2019, 12:50am

    Sure let me grab my microscope and tweezers

  • FREE-AOL-CDS
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:34am

    Pointing and jeering really piss people off

  • djphatpat2000
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:15am

    This is good shit right here.

  • stayxhome
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:35am

    Nice one

  • Dane_RD
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 9:00am

    Awe Brady needs his own Doughty

  • undermine79
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:58am

    Grow the game

  • TJboesersson
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:26am

    Haha awesome.

  • ispoiler
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:28am

    DREW DOUGHTY BAY BAY

  • djauralsects
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:28am

    Meh, it's not their first rodeo.

  • MazerTag
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:32am

    Oh, god. Here comes the Calgary fan video with the sad Sarah McLachlan music.

  • Senyavin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:17pm

    oh no no no

  • oneoneoneoneoneoneo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:19pm

    Curious to see how this plays out after the Morgan Reilly "rag it" non-scandal. I wonder if the league will get involved in any way.

  • Threat-Level--12am
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:36pm

    "PUCK IN NET"?

  • Hope_You_Are_Okay
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:09pm

    Is he an Islander Fan now?

  • gruene-teufel
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:46pm

    Why would he be so mean to Flames fans? You shouldn’t kick a dog when it’s down!

  • GoodbyeIPv4
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:04pm

    The Canes have the Storm Surge and LA has...

  • KnightsOfArgonia
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:28pm

    For some reason, the audio from Doughty is much louder on the kings twitter account than it is on the NHL's youtube channel, and I fucking love it lol

  • rsgnl
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:51pm
  • erasedhead
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:10pm

    I love Drew Doughty.

  • taco_the_town
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:21pm

    Stay classy

  • PuljujarvisPizza
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:04pm

    wtf, I love Doughty now

  • Bangazka
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:33pm

    LOL this is brilliant!

  • pushinair247
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 8:12pm

    This just in - Calgary fans searching for world's smallest mouth to accomplish this task

  • erastothene
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 8:25pm

    Almost better than "slash me again"

  • j0n68
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:23am

    Ib4 mods delete this

  • CrownRoyal_
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 1:37am

    Hopefully his manscaping is better than the rest of his grooming or they'll be flossing their teeth with his pubes.

  • getupa_getonup
    -8 points Oct 09,2019, 3:02am

    Classy...

  • akgb00
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:14am

    💜🖤

  • Ysil69
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 11:26am

    The kings dont even generally get penalized let alone fined 😂 this won't even be mentioned.

  • mbaines
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:57am

    Unpopular opinion: Doughty's chirps have always been weak

  • TrueTTiger
    -32 points Oct 09,2019, 12:29am

    Not sure why Drew is even bothering.

    End of the day those fans are just ordinary people who have to suffer living in Calgary.

    You’re a multi millionaire athlete- maybe the best at your position- you’ve won it all (x2) and you get to live in Los Angeles.

    You already “gottem”, Drew.

  • PM_Me_2x_Chroms
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 9:28am

    I'll wait on the fine NHL, I am scarred for life now. That toothless bastard told me to...sniffle suck his little penis!

  • Noggin-a-Floggin
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 1:34am

    So what’s the over/under of Doughty getting a fine for giving the crowd a DX-style “suck it” gesture?

  • solidprospect
    -4 points Oct 09,2019, 12:35pm

    Stay classy Doughty.

  • hafabee
    -7 points Oct 09,2019, 11:02am

    Man that guy's ego is so fragile you can hear it snap like a twig.

  • wildchild829
    -15 points Oct 09,2019, 6:30am

    Matt Tkachuk has a penthouse suite in Drew Doughty's head and I am loving every bit of it.

  • toastguy7
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 11:52am

    That’s an awful lot of celebration for one regular season win

  • ksailor42
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 11:31am

    We don’t say that anymore...

  • Trick421
    -8 points Oct 09,2019, 10:47am

    Once of the classiest players in NHL history. He's already at the top of the list for the Lady Bing this season!

    /s

  • montrealcowboyx
    -7 points Oct 09,2019, 10:16am

    Does Doughty pass Subban as the "can't stand his attitude" player yet?

  • adobeeditor
    -10 points Oct 09,2019, 12:57am

    Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he somehow ended up on the flames a few years down the road?

  • AvatarLebowski
    -9 points Oct 09,2019, 1:39am

    I've seen this movie before. The Kings will go on a tear over the next ~20 games, take first seed in the west, but doughty will get hurt, and they lose in game 7 of the WCF. next year, doughty will become a major locker room distraction and quit on the team in the second round and signs with the Isles as a free agent

  • harpydiem
    -30 points Oct 09,2019, 7:52am

    loser jock bullshit. you can't support this while also supporting hockey for everyone. just same old boys club garbage. think about this.

  • Popular_Potpourri
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 11:37am

    Surprised the language police haven't tried to cancel him yet.

  • Podo13
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:11pm

    I wish I had the effect on somebody, good or bad, that Tkachuk has had on Doughty.

  • Shellback1
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:21pm

    nhl to address goodreaux's feelings being hurt

  • pizzorelli
    -10 points Oct 09,2019, 10:05am

    Scumbag

  • Dukeofjive
    -8 points Oct 09,2019, 10:14am

    Lol and some fans keep on saying that he deserves respect for is play on the ice.

  • backtowhereibegan
    -25 points Oct 09,2019, 2:01am

    It had been a while since an NHL player was suspended for a gay slur, reset the clock?

  • PCLoadLetter-WTF
    -64 points Oct 09,2019, 12:17am

    Better enjoy it Drew - this is the high point of the rest of your career

  • BreezyConch
    -7 points Oct 09,2019, 12:52am

    16 game win streak shoutout the Celtics

  • ModsOnAPowerTrip
    -18 points Oct 09,2019, 11:06am

    A 4 on 3 in overtime is almost always a guaranteed goal. So not really anything to brag about. Sounds like the fans got in his head.

COMMENTS

  • rookie-mistake
    1066 points Oct 09,2019, 12:36am

    streamable from the other post with the goal + celly where you can literally just hear it lmaooo

  • Curse_of_the_Grackle
    1190 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08am

    I look forward to the "The Kings have won X games in a row since Drew Doughty told some fans to suck his dick" threads in /r/hockey.

  • StatGAF
    1848 points Oct 09,2019, 12:04am

    Are we sure he's saying that?

    Looks like he is saying "Thank you for the hospitality. Calgary is a wonderful city. I must visit sometime in the off-season to really experience everything this city has to offer. Oh, and suck on my schlong."

  • matthewwb
    547 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08am

    Man he and that corner of fans were going at it all night. Gave them the odd chirp and they were at him every time he was in the corner. Exciting rivalry between the boys in the corner and Doughty.

  • Silversmurpher
    424 points Oct 09,2019, 12:05am

    Will be interesting to see the new rivalry of Doughty vs. Those fans

  • EricBurger
    85 points Oct 09,2019, 12:14am
  • GottaTakeaTrump
    205 points Oct 09,2019, 12:11am

    The first video I saw, I was like, “No way he actually said it.”

    After watching this angle I was like, “Oh fuck he for sure did.”

  • Bledsnow
    160 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10am

    Tkachuk scored twice, Doughty scored the OT winner and is looking to score some more ;)

  • Zanchbot
    43 points Oct 09,2019, 12:57am

    Oh man this gif is gonna get some serious mileage this season.

  • Nameless908
    148 points Oct 09,2019, 12:38am

    More like “thuck my dick” with that missing tooth. What a beaut

  • Sentenced2Burn
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 5:46am

    "Present it" - Calgary fans to Drew Doughty

  • treple13
    134 points Oct 09,2019, 12:07am

    Doughty-Tkachuk delivers gold again

  • Joelerific
    84 points Oct 09,2019, 1:32am

    Not gonna lie this is the shit hockey is all about and I love it.

  • Homosexual_X-Games
    82 points Oct 09,2019, 12:37am

    If you snipe one it OT you're entitled to a solid dick suck command

  • CrissCrossSauce
    43 points Oct 09,2019, 12:55am

    I appreciate that Kovalchuk pops up to grab him. Probably congratulating him on the goal, but it looks like he’s dragging uncle Drew away.

  • Eggs_Bennett
    16 points Oct 09,2019, 11:20am

    The guy got bood and chirped all night. I’m telling everyone to suck my dick if I score too lmao

  • ABirdOfParadise
    41 points Oct 09,2019, 12:26am

    Man having flashbacks to my childhood and D-Generation X saying suck it to everyone and doing the crotch chop

  • alreddy-reddit
    14 points Oct 09,2019, 1:28am

    Maybe he’s just a big Triple H fan

  • WoollyMuffler
    11 points Oct 09,2019, 7:21am

    I'd expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!

  • krucz36
    33 points Oct 09,2019, 1:34am

    That one guy is wearing Kings legend Jarome Ignila's jersey.

    edit i'm not fixing it

  • specmence
    20 points Oct 09,2019, 12:11am

    I love this rivalry lol

  • coltonjeffs
    9 points Oct 09,2019, 12:21am

    This is wonderful

  • 762x39mm
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 10:36am

    I now put Drew back in the top 3 defensemen in the league.

  • StopBullyingBullys
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 11:14am

    This is the type of hockey i want to see.

    Everyone else can go watch tennis with Damien Cox.

  • psychoyooper
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 1:02am

    Pretty sure he added a "...bitch" there for good measure

  • GritGrinder
    8 points Oct 09,2019, 2:36am

    There’s the drew I know and missed

  • FruitsNToots
    58 points Oct 09,2019, 12:08am

    I love doughty

  • Jericho111091
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 12:07am

    I mean, I would.

  • must_be_the_mangoes
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 12:54am
  • CatalystCoin
    21 points Oct 09,2019, 12:45am

    What a well mannered and stable young man

  • ebjoker4
    20 points Oct 09,2019, 12:39am

    Curious (and I'm not advocating for it) if the NHL has something to say about this.

  • ZachKearns
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10am

    Lol I love it

  • marbsarebad
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 1:05am

    Ive wanted these playoffs for YEARS

  • Table_Coaster
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 9:52am

    A true poet

  • GermFreeCloth
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 10:45am

    I heard rag it

  • SoccerAddict94
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 1:42pm

    I support this 100%

  • Captain_Crank
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 11:04am

    y u heff to be mad? is only game

  • OthellZethus
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 4:38am

    See you in LA on the 19th LA bros.

    Fun game.

  • annoyingrelative
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 9:31am

    Kings fans to /r/hockey in 2012 and 2014

  • CockyStrideMuskyOdor
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 1:01am

    Guy in the Iginla jersey second guessing giving Doughty the repeat double whammy is great.

  • The_Tourist_99
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 7:33am

    Language Drew! Language!

  • AaronQ94
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 7:40am

    Drew "Kyrie Irving" Doughty

    For reference

  • CLloyder
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 8:09am

    Gotta be the best rivalry between players other then reevo and kane

  • pastafarian88
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:02am

    Obviously just an equipment malfunction...

  • MemenusPaajarvi
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:35am

    Doughty vs Calgary

    This might be better than Toronto vs Montreal

  • tyrannustyrannus
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 10:29am

    fans love a villain

  • oddspellingofPhreid
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:13am

    me irl

  • westc2
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 11:16am

    I read this as:

    Drew "suck my dick" Doughty has been traded to the Calgary Flames.

  • CrispyLardon
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 1:10pm

    Everybody here talking about Doughty's dick when that kid was asking for fist bumps and got a stick instead from Brown.

  • 45haddix
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 2:43pm

    You know, I've always liked Doughty.

  • jarude87
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 4:34pm

    This is hilarious. I love hockey

  • treple13
    10 points Oct 09,2019, 1:16am

    I'm really sad the Kings aren't all that likely to be a playoff team, because a Calgary-LA series would be a treat.

  • NarcoticTurkey
    37 points Oct 09,2019, 12:10am

    Here’s a thought

    Doughty and Tkchuk are both clowns 🤡

  • freeisntfree
    18 points Oct 09,2019, 8:02am

    You're fucking braindead if you like tkachuk and not doughty

  • Californian-Cdn
    7 points Oct 09,2019, 9:16am

    This is so good for the league.

    Calgary has wonderful fans, but I loved seeing Drew do this.

    Every single person at that rink last night (who is Canadian) would slurp Drew if in 2022 NHL guys are in the Olympics and he was doing this to Tkachuk.

    The league needs more of this.

  • shirtlessman69
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 8:49am

    Sickkkkkkk

  • riko77can
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 8:59am

    I think he's saying "You want some ketchup on that?"

  • yungneat
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 11:22am

    That guy on the crowd giving him the finger triggered it probably

  • kewlbeanz83
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 11:28am

    Man this is turning into a great rivalry.

  • 04NeverForget
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 12:30pm

    I was in the row behind those guys, obviously I'm not as tough as nhl players but let's just say some of the things they were saying was hilarious/would have made me call my mom 😂

  • Diarrhea_Sandwich
    4 points Oct 09,2019, 2:20am

    Doughty is fucking hilarious — I also think he has Tourette’s

  • Showtime98
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 12:06am

    Legend 😂

  • SuperGeniusFish
    3 points Oct 09,2019, 9:50am

    A national treasure and wordsmith.

  • Formaldehyd3
    5 points Oct 09,2019, 4:37am

    Ah, Drew Doughty once again blessing us with his teeming reservoirs of class.

  • luckybruinscap
    2 points Oct 09,2019, 7:27am

    Odds on a fine or suspension? Wisniewski got two games for making the dick sucking gesture to Avery, but that was a daytime game and I believe Bettman was in attendance. It was also super obvious. And Wiz isn't half the star Doughty is.

  • fulltonzero
    -3 points Oct 09,2019, 12:50am

    Sure let me grab my microscope and tweezers

  • FREE-AOL-CDS
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:34am

    Pointing and jeering really piss people off

  • djphatpat2000
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:15am

    This is good shit right here.

  • stayxhome
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:35am

    Nice one

  • Dane_RD
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 9:00am

    Awe Brady needs his own Doughty

  • undermine79
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 10:58am

    Grow the game

  • TJboesersson
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:26am

    Haha awesome.

  • ispoiler
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:28am

    DREW DOUGHTY BAY BAY

  • djauralsects
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:28am

    Meh, it's not their first rodeo.

  • MazerTag
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:32am

    Oh, god. Here comes the Calgary fan video with the sad Sarah McLachlan music.

  • Senyavin
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:17pm

    oh no no no

  • oneoneoneoneoneoneo
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:19pm

    Curious to see how this plays out after the Morgan Reilly "rag it" non-scandal. I wonder if the league will get involved in any way.

  • Threat-Level--12am
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:36pm

    "PUCK IN NET"?

  • Hope_You_Are_Okay
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:09pm

    Is he an Islander Fan now?

  • gruene-teufel
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:46pm

    Why would he be so mean to Flames fans? You shouldn’t kick a dog when it’s down!

  • GoodbyeIPv4
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:04pm

    The Canes have the Storm Surge and LA has...

  • KnightsOfArgonia
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:28pm

    For some reason, the audio from Doughty is much louder on the kings twitter account than it is on the NHL's youtube channel, and I fucking love it lol

  • rsgnl
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 3:51pm
  • erasedhead
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:10pm

    I love Drew Doughty.

  • taco_the_town
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 5:21pm

    Stay classy

  • PuljujarvisPizza
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:04pm

    wtf, I love Doughty now

  • Bangazka
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 6:33pm

    LOL this is brilliant!

  • pushinair247
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 8:12pm

    This just in - Calgary fans searching for world's smallest mouth to accomplish this task

  • erastothene
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 8:25pm

    Almost better than "slash me again"

  • j0n68
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:23am

    Ib4 mods delete this

  • CrownRoyal_
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 1:37am

    Hopefully his manscaping is better than the rest of his grooming or they'll be flossing their teeth with his pubes.

  • getupa_getonup
    -8 points Oct 09,2019, 3:02am

    Classy...

  • akgb00
    1 points Oct 09,2019, 1:14am

    💜🖤

  • Ysil69
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 11:26am

    The kings dont even generally get penalized let alone fined 😂 this won't even be mentioned.

  • mbaines
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 11:57am

    Unpopular opinion: Doughty's chirps have always been weak

  • TrueTTiger
    -32 points Oct 09,2019, 12:29am

    Not sure why Drew is even bothering.

    End of the day those fans are just ordinary people who have to suffer living in Calgary.

    You’re a multi millionaire athlete- maybe the best at your position- you’ve won it all (x2) and you get to live in Los Angeles.

    You already “gottem”, Drew.

  • PM_Me_2x_Chroms
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 9:28am

    I'll wait on the fine NHL, I am scarred for life now. That toothless bastard told me to...sniffle suck his little penis!

  • Noggin-a-Floggin
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 1:34am

    So what’s the over/under of Doughty getting a fine for giving the crowd a DX-style “suck it” gesture?

  • solidprospect
    -4 points Oct 09,2019, 12:35pm

    Stay classy Doughty.

  • hafabee
    -7 points Oct 09,2019, 11:02am

    Man that guy's ego is so fragile you can hear it snap like a twig.

  • wildchild829
    -15 points Oct 09,2019, 6:30am

    Matt Tkachuk has a penthouse suite in Drew Doughty's head and I am loving every bit of it.

  • toastguy7
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 11:52am

    That’s an awful lot of celebration for one regular season win

  • ksailor42
    0 points Oct 09,2019, 11:31am

    We don’t say that anymore...

  • Trick421
    -8 points Oct 09,2019, 10:47am

    Once of the classiest players in NHL history. He's already at the top of the list for the Lady Bing this season!

    /s

  • montrealcowboyx
    -7 points Oct 09,2019, 10:16am

    Does Doughty pass Subban as the "can't stand his attitude" player yet?

  • adobeeditor
    -10 points Oct 09,2019, 12:57am

    Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he somehow ended up on the flames a few years down the road?

  • AvatarLebowski
    -9 points Oct 09,2019, 1:39am

    I've seen this movie before. The Kings will go on a tear over the next ~20 games, take first seed in the west, but doughty will get hurt, and they lose in game 7 of the WCF. next year, doughty will become a major locker room distraction and quit on the team in the second round and signs with the Isles as a free agent

  • harpydiem
    -30 points Oct 09,2019, 7:52am

    loser jock bullshit. you can't support this while also supporting hockey for everyone. just same old boys club garbage. think about this.

  • Popular_Potpourri
    -5 points Oct 09,2019, 11:37am

    Surprised the language police haven't tried to cancel him yet.

  • Podo13
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 12:11pm

    I wish I had the effect on somebody, good or bad, that Tkachuk has had on Doughty.

  • Shellback1
    -1 points Oct 09,2019, 2:21pm

    nhl to address goodreaux's feelings being hurt

  • pizzorelli
    -10 points Oct 09,2019, 10:05am

    Scumbag

  • Dukeofjive
    -8 points Oct 09,2019, 10:14am

    Lol and some fans keep on saying that he deserves respect for is play on the ice.

  • backtowhereibegan
    -25 points Oct 09,2019, 2:01am

    It had been a while since an NHL player was suspended for a gay slur, reset the clock?

  • PCLoadLetter-WTF
    -64 points Oct 09,2019, 12:17am

    Better enjoy it Drew - this is the high point of the rest of your career

  • BreezyConch
    -7 points Oct 09,2019, 12:52am

    16 game win streak shoutout the Celtics

  • ModsOnAPowerTrip
    -18 points Oct 09,2019, 11:06am

    A 4 on 3 in overtime is almost always a guaranteed goal. So not really anything to brag about. Sounds like the fans got in his head.

● ● ●

My attempt at a Pumpvechkin

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • moutardebaseball
    99 points Oct 08,2019, 5:59pm
  • hunt8722
    33 points Oct 08,2019, 5:45pm

    Geez that is scary

  • TheLegendarySheep
    22 points Oct 08,2019, 6:00pm

    What have you brought upon this cursed land

  • Galatziato
    11 points Oct 08,2019, 5:55pm

    Thanks. I hate it.

  • Frailled
    19 points Oct 08,2019, 5:44pm

    Show us it lit up!

  • THRILLHOIAF
    8 points Oct 08,2019, 5:55pm

    I see Laine

    with that wierd goatbeard

  • NarcoticTurkey
    7 points Oct 08,2019, 6:04pm

    Better looking than Matthews

  • not_having_fun
    4 points Oct 08,2019, 5:47pm

    looks like a sutterpumpkin

  • maxrebobandlive
    4 points Oct 08,2019, 5:55pm

    Gourd job. Looks just like him.

  • Caffeine_Cowpies
    5 points Oct 08,2019, 5:57pm

    Kinda looks like the Cromulons from Rick and Morty.

  • prplx
    4 points Oct 08,2019, 6:13pm

    This would make the scariest fleshlight ever.

  • SuperSapphireSmiling
    3 points Oct 08,2019, 6:32pm

    God is dead.

  • ollieastic
    2 points Oct 08,2019, 6:31pm

    I am both horrified and impressed. Have you considered putting it in a box and leaving it on Ovechkin's door?

  • oskee_wow_wow
    2 points Oct 08,2019, 6:43pm

    At first glance this looked like the top of a fleshlight and it was very off putting.

  • flepine44
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:04pm

    Vlad Putin ?

  • Juicebochts
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:18pm

    I don't know if it makes it better or worse that his name already has kin at the end, so you had to include the pump part just to get the pumpkin reference mashed in there. Ovechkin is still technically a mashup of Ovechkin and pumpkin, but it does lose a little panache.

    You also could've called it the gr8 pumpkin.

  • TossinSauce7
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:43pm

    KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  • xposijenx
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:46pm

    Did you buy this on clearance from Oviestock.com?

  • JonTheWizard
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:47pm

    Oh god. I am terrified. Your house must give out awesome treats.

  • amantacha
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:51pm

    I wouldn't have guessed this is supposed to be ovi in a million years

  • Son_Of_Kessel_Run
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:52pm

    Has science gone too far?

  • Freekbot
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:54pm

    Welp guess I'm not sleeping through the rest of October

  • YellowBusDriver
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:03pm

    « Please kill me »

  • Stogiesandsuds
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:18pm

    That's me! I swear God!

  • PSChris33
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:24pm
  • baldnotbold
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:27pm

    Thought this was a trumpkin at first glance, but that might have just been the color

  • aslrightnow
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:35pm

    “Dad can we skip that house?”

  • yeahnahteambalance
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:38pm

    Looks like a fleshlight

  • thefiction24
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 8:02pm

    “We are not gonna be fucking squash this year!”

  • DrawnInwarD
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 8:05pm

    Jack-ovi

  • CardinalCopiaa
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 8:08pm

    This pumpkin would 100% be voiced by Patrick Warburton

COMMENTS

  • moutardebaseball
    99 points Oct 08,2019, 5:59pm
  • hunt8722
    33 points Oct 08,2019, 5:45pm

    Geez that is scary

  • TheLegendarySheep
    22 points Oct 08,2019, 6:00pm

    What have you brought upon this cursed land

  • WheelSnipeCellyBahhd
    50 points Oct 08,2019, 5:44pm

    This better be the new ovi meme picture.

  • Galatziato
    11 points Oct 08,2019, 5:55pm

    Thanks. I hate it.

  • Frailled
    19 points Oct 08,2019, 5:44pm

    Show us it lit up!

  • THRILLHOIAF
    8 points Oct 08,2019, 5:55pm

    I see Laine

    with that wierd goatbeard

  • NarcoticTurkey
    7 points Oct 08,2019, 6:04pm

    Better looking than Matthews

  • not_having_fun
    4 points Oct 08,2019, 5:47pm

    looks like a sutterpumpkin

  • maxrebobandlive
    4 points Oct 08,2019, 5:55pm

    Gourd job. Looks just like him.

  • Caffeine_Cowpies
    5 points Oct 08,2019, 5:57pm

    Kinda looks like the Cromulons from Rick and Morty.

  • prplx
    4 points Oct 08,2019, 6:13pm

    This would make the scariest fleshlight ever.

  • SuperSapphireSmiling
    3 points Oct 08,2019, 6:32pm

    God is dead.

  • ollieastic
    2 points Oct 08,2019, 6:31pm

    I am both horrified and impressed. Have you considered putting it in a box and leaving it on Ovechkin's door?

  • oskee_wow_wow
    2 points Oct 08,2019, 6:43pm

    At first glance this looked like the top of a fleshlight and it was very off putting.

  • flepine44
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:04pm

    Vlad Putin ?

  • Juicebochts
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:18pm

    I don't know if it makes it better or worse that his name already has kin at the end, so you had to include the pump part just to get the pumpkin reference mashed in there. Ovechkin is still technically a mashup of Ovechkin and pumpkin, but it does lose a little panache.

    You also could've called it the gr8 pumpkin.

  • TossinSauce7
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:43pm

    KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  • xposijenx
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:46pm

    Did you buy this on clearance from Oviestock.com?

  • JonTheWizard
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:47pm

    Oh god. I am terrified. Your house must give out awesome treats.

  • amantacha
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:51pm

    I wouldn't have guessed this is supposed to be ovi in a million years

  • Son_Of_Kessel_Run
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:52pm

    Has science gone too far?

  • Freekbot
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 6:54pm

    Welp guess I'm not sleeping through the rest of October

  • YellowBusDriver
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:03pm

    « Please kill me »

  • Stogiesandsuds
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:18pm

    That's me! I swear God!

  • PSChris33
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:24pm
  • baldnotbold
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:27pm

    Thought this was a trumpkin at first glance, but that might have just been the color

  • aslrightnow
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:35pm

    “Dad can we skip that house?”

  • yeahnahteambalance
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 7:38pm

    Looks like a fleshlight

  • thefiction24
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 8:02pm

    “We are not gonna be fucking squash this year!”

  • DrawnInwarD
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 8:05pm

    Jack-ovi

  • CardinalCopiaa
    1 points Oct 08,2019, 8:08pm

    This pumpkin would 100% be voiced by Patrick Warburton

● ● ●

Hanging up at the Prudential Center before the Jets Devils game tonight.

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • SportsMasterGeneral
    108 points Oct 04,2019, 6:43pm

    Ok but if he finds you you're donezo

  • finnishjetter
    64 points Oct 04,2019, 6:50pm

    If found please contact the worst blueline in the NHL

    cries in 17-18 Jets

  • Peggerforlife
    37 points Oct 04,2019, 7:07pm

    O man, this is top level banter. Good stuff.

  • RefillMyDrink
    26 points Oct 04,2019, 6:42pm

    6’5 260 buddy’s an absolute unit

  • CP-Drone
    22 points Oct 04,2019, 7:06pm

    We need a WWE type of staged event where Buff comes down from the crowd and jumps on the ice.

  • SirBulbasaur13
    16 points Oct 04,2019, 6:52pm

    Pfft he was last seen fishing like a week ago..but still :(

  • toxicnacho
    10 points Oct 04,2019, 7:21pm

    worst blueline in the league? i don't think that's accurate.

  • LordCaedus13
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 7:44pm

    Jesus Christ that's savage

  • 6dixon
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:30pm

    We did it boys, no longer the worst blueline in hockey

COMMENTS

  • SportsMasterGeneral
    108 points Oct 04,2019, 6:43pm

    Ok but if he finds you you're donezo

  • finnishjetter
    64 points Oct 04,2019, 6:50pm

    If found please contact the worst blueline in the NHL

    cries in 17-18 Jets

  • Peggerforlife
    37 points Oct 04,2019, 7:07pm

    O man, this is top level banter. Good stuff.

  • Harborcoat84
    53 points Oct 04,2019, 7:07pm

    Are they wrong? No

    Are they big meanies? Ya :(

  • RefillMyDrink
    26 points Oct 04,2019, 6:42pm

    6’5 260 buddy’s an absolute unit

  • CP-Drone
    22 points Oct 04,2019, 7:06pm

    We need a WWE type of staged event where Buff comes down from the crowd and jumps on the ice.

  • SirBulbasaur13
    16 points Oct 04,2019, 6:52pm

    Pfft he was last seen fishing like a week ago..but still :(

  • toxicnacho
    10 points Oct 04,2019, 7:21pm

    worst blueline in the league? i don't think that's accurate.

  • LordCaedus13
    3 points Oct 04,2019, 7:44pm

    Jesus Christ that's savage

  • 6dixon
    1 points Oct 04,2019, 8:30pm

    We did it boys, no longer the worst blueline in hockey

● ● ●

Oilers Adam Larsson out 6-8 weeks with a broken fibula

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • Trufflehunter89
    121 points Oct 03,2019, 4:48pm

    I’m guessing that was from the blocked shot? Looked painful. Sorry oil bros hopefully he’s back sooner than later.

  • scoutcjustice
    35 points Oct 03,2019, 4:59pm

    Hey, I broke my fibula back in the day. I'm just like a real hockey player.

  • eatingasspatties
    63 points Oct 03,2019, 4:53pm

    Spector trying to scare people saying he “could be back in new year”, then the Oilers come out and say 6-8 weeks. Love when Spector looks like a moron that quickly after he says something.

  • thewinterzodiac
    17 points Oct 03,2019, 5:24pm

    Larsson: I'm ready to come back and have a better season.

    Hockey gods: Lol no.

  • saaraa17
    22 points Oct 03,2019, 4:50pm

    Fibula (for all those who also don’t know what fibula is)

  • kind-of-there
    6 points Oct 03,2019, 5:33pm

    Assuming this was off the Hughes shot that means he played two periods on a broken leg. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

  • jamaicancovfefe
    5 points Oct 03,2019, 4:49pm

    Owie. I can speak from experience that this is not gonna be a fun recovery.

  • StreDog
    18 points Oct 03,2019, 5:00pm

    Stress fracture probably. If it was a more serious fracture, he wouldn't have been able to finish the game and his time frame for recovery would be way longer than 6-8 weeks.

  • whichwitch9
    8 points Oct 03,2019, 5:31pm

    Stop. Breaking. Larsson.

  • Bosmackatron
    5 points Oct 03,2019, 4:55pm

    Rip in fibuloni

  • prophetofgreed
    16 points Oct 03,2019, 5:11pm

    Before this season the biggest question of Q. Hughes' game was the strength of his shot. Then he breaks a guys' leg in game 1 of the season.

  • stastnygetnasty
    3 points Oct 03,2019, 5:37pm

    What an amazing tough guy. Good reality check for whenever I bitch too much about my own stuff going on.

  • jiiiveturkay
    3 points Oct 03,2019, 6:27pm

    Well, 1 for 1, it's only fair Larsson misses a good portion of the season since Hall did so last season.

  • Sharpie24l
    3 points Oct 03,2019, 8:09pm

    Damn Eagle. Tough mother fucker right there I hope he heals up and comes back strong.

  • Showtime98
    4 points Oct 03,2019, 4:52pm

    Oof rest up Larsson!

  • WinterSon
    4 points Oct 03,2019, 5:18pm

    what happened to rene rancourt?

  • Stebenhilda
    2 points Oct 03,2019, 5:34pm

    Didn't Sekera get injured in his first game last season?

  • martyn_bootyspoon
    2 points Oct 03,2019, 5:31pm

    The poor get poorer-er

  • RockoIs1337
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 5:44pm

    Nurse has to eat ALOT of minutes. Maybe an early signing / trade in the works?

  • aessae
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 8:10pm

    Well that fucking sucks, hoping for a speedy recovery.

  • xLostx77
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 8:44pm

    No surgery I'm guessing for that time frame, lucky dude at that. I broke mine last year and had to get a plate and screws put in, still don't feel normal.

  • younggun92
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 6:34pm

    I wanted to make a joke about having to actually call up Manning but holy shit he actually made your roster.

  • glovesoff11
    -2 points Oct 03,2019, 6:51pm

    Gonna need a d-man. I’ll trade you one Jack Johnson for one Connor McDavid.

  • somehockeyfan
    -1 points Oct 03,2019, 4:50pm

    Fucking oof.

  • Rosenmyah
    -7 points Oct 03,2019, 6:09pm

    Taylor Hall

  • lbiggy
    -4 points Oct 03,2019, 6:15pm

    Put 3 of the pucks in our net, put one of theirs in the morgue.

  • RynotheRam
    -53 points Oct 03,2019, 4:49pm

    How's Taylor Hall doin?

COMMENTS

  • Trufflehunter89
    121 points Oct 03,2019, 4:48pm

    I’m guessing that was from the blocked shot? Looked painful. Sorry oil bros hopefully he’s back sooner than later.

  • scoutcjustice
    35 points Oct 03,2019, 4:59pm

    Hey, I broke my fibula back in the day. I'm just like a real hockey player.

  • eatingasspatties
    63 points Oct 03,2019, 4:53pm

    Spector trying to scare people saying he “could be back in new year”, then the Oilers come out and say 6-8 weeks. Love when Spector looks like a moron that quickly after he says something.

  • n1c002
    16 points Oct 03,2019, 5:08pm

    That sucks. I still love Larsson. Hate seeing him get hurt.

  • thewinterzodiac
    17 points Oct 03,2019, 5:24pm

    Larsson: I'm ready to come back and have a better season.

    Hockey gods: Lol no.

  • saaraa17
    22 points Oct 03,2019, 4:50pm

    Fibula (for all those who also don’t know what fibula is)

  • kind-of-there
    6 points Oct 03,2019, 5:33pm

    Assuming this was off the Hughes shot that means he played two periods on a broken leg. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

  • jamaicancovfefe
    5 points Oct 03,2019, 4:49pm

    Owie. I can speak from experience that this is not gonna be a fun recovery.

  • StreDog
    18 points Oct 03,2019, 5:00pm

    Stress fracture probably. If it was a more serious fracture, he wouldn't have been able to finish the game and his time frame for recovery would be way longer than 6-8 weeks.

  • whichwitch9
    8 points Oct 03,2019, 5:31pm

    Stop. Breaking. Larsson.

  • Bosmackatron
    5 points Oct 03,2019, 4:55pm

    Rip in fibuloni

  • prophetofgreed
    16 points Oct 03,2019, 5:11pm

    Before this season the biggest question of Q. Hughes' game was the strength of his shot. Then he breaks a guys' leg in game 1 of the season.

  • stastnygetnasty
    3 points Oct 03,2019, 5:37pm

    What an amazing tough guy. Good reality check for whenever I bitch too much about my own stuff going on.

  • jiiiveturkay
    3 points Oct 03,2019, 6:27pm

    Well, 1 for 1, it's only fair Larsson misses a good portion of the season since Hall did so last season.

  • Sharpie24l
    3 points Oct 03,2019, 8:09pm

    Damn Eagle. Tough mother fucker right there I hope he heals up and comes back strong.

  • Showtime98
    4 points Oct 03,2019, 4:52pm

    Oof rest up Larsson!

  • WinterSon
    4 points Oct 03,2019, 5:18pm

    what happened to rene rancourt?

  • Stebenhilda
    2 points Oct 03,2019, 5:34pm

    Didn't Sekera get injured in his first game last season?

  • martyn_bootyspoon
    2 points Oct 03,2019, 5:31pm

    The poor get poorer-er

  • RockoIs1337
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 5:44pm

    Nurse has to eat ALOT of minutes. Maybe an early signing / trade in the works?

  • aessae
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 8:10pm

    Well that fucking sucks, hoping for a speedy recovery.

  • xLostx77
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 8:44pm

    No surgery I'm guessing for that time frame, lucky dude at that. I broke mine last year and had to get a plate and screws put in, still don't feel normal.

  • younggun92
    1 points Oct 03,2019, 6:34pm

    I wanted to make a joke about having to actually call up Manning but holy shit he actually made your roster.

  • glovesoff11
    -2 points Oct 03,2019, 6:51pm

    Gonna need a d-man. I’ll trade you one Jack Johnson for one Connor McDavid.

  • somehockeyfan
    -1 points Oct 03,2019, 4:50pm

    Fucking oof.

  • Rosenmyah
    -7 points Oct 03,2019, 6:09pm

    Taylor Hall

  • lbiggy
    -4 points Oct 03,2019, 6:15pm

    Put 3 of the pucks in our net, put one of theirs in the morgue.

  • RynotheRam
    -53 points Oct 03,2019, 4:49pm

    How's Taylor Hall doin?

● ● ●

Closer look at the side of the new Preds Winter Classic hats. Possible hint of what the front script will look like?

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • RustyNipples35
    8 points Sep 29,2019, 6:40pm

    I hope it just says Predators and not the entire name on the crest, would be an easy must buy if that’s the case

  • ns10fan
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 6:46pm

    I like they went left facing with the tiger

COMMENTS

  • RustyNipples35
    8 points Sep 29,2019, 6:40pm

    I hope it just says Predators and not the entire name on the crest, would be an easy must buy if that’s the case

  • ns10fan
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 6:46pm

    I like they went left facing with the tiger

● ● ●

Lundqvist’s new mask

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • Wuibot
    44 points Sep 29,2019, 9:38am

    I'm generally not a big fan of DaveArt's works, but this one is fine

  • korko
    46 points Sep 29,2019, 11:13am

    I get it. It has the statue of liberty because they play in New York.

  • WhatEvery1sThinking
    86 points Sep 29,2019, 9:36am

    Yep, that's a DaveArt mask alright

  • Freddybone32
    21 points Sep 29,2019, 9:11am

    I dunno. I really liked Hanks old mask, the super shiny one. Felt fit for a king.

  • Supports45-
    47 points Sep 29,2019, 8:33am

    That is beautiful.

  • KTheAmateurWizard
    4 points Sep 29,2019, 9:59am

    This is good but I’m gonna miss the old mask

  • dnicks17
    14 points Sep 29,2019, 11:36am

    In typical DaveArt fashion, it's a great concept butchered by way too many "FX".

  • Dirtydraggel
    11 points Sep 29,2019, 11:04am

    Getting ready for the Tampa bay pickup

  • saaraa17
    6 points Sep 29,2019, 8:37am

    Are there any rules on how the goalies’ hockey mask should look when it comes to the design? I suppose that the team wants it to be in their color at least?

  • Ben_Ulrand
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 3:26pm

    Meh. His 2014 mask was probably his best. Daveart's designs are generally too busy. Too many lens flares, shiny effects, obnoxious details. Just look what he did to Johnathan Quick's new mask. Ruined a great design.

  • Nucks2477
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 4:43pm

    Another Ranger traded to Bolts?

  • herbalmagic
    3 points Sep 29,2019, 3:36pm

    yawn

  • Jimmy_Iovine
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 11:55am

    downgrade

  • Mr_Arturious
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 12:36pm

    Why does it look like iron mans helmet to me.

  • SpaceBass18
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 12:42pm

    Beautiful

  • McGrathLegend
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 3:17pm

    Now where’s my Lady Liberty Jersey to go with it

  • hullkogan
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 5:33pm

    Looks like a wrap.

  • IfUCKFATBITCHeSz
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 10:53am

    Bad

  • tibetan_moose_hammer
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 10:11am

    ...yawn

  • goodguessiswhatihave
    0 points Sep 29,2019, 11:44am

    That's a sharp looking mask

  • DavidS36
    0 points Sep 29,2019, 1:21pm

    I’m pretty sure it was designed after one of his old masks form when he was on Frolunda

    https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F332724885748

  • wildtangent2
    -20 points Sep 29,2019, 8:48am

    This is it. This is the year he and Miller retire.

  • muhwtvracct
    -2 points Sep 29,2019, 4:32pm

    Still won’t get him a cup

COMMENTS

  • Wuibot
    44 points Sep 29,2019, 9:38am

    I'm generally not a big fan of DaveArt's works, but this one is fine

  • korko
    46 points Sep 29,2019, 11:13am

    I get it. It has the statue of liberty because they play in New York.

  • WhatEvery1sThinking
    86 points Sep 29,2019, 9:36am

    Yep, that's a DaveArt mask alright

  • daseighty
    21 points Sep 29,2019, 10:14am

    2D Retro, 3D paint tech, 4D experience. Forever missing the 1D.

  • Freddybone32
    21 points Sep 29,2019, 9:11am

    I dunno. I really liked Hanks old mask, the super shiny one. Felt fit for a king.

  • Supports45-
    47 points Sep 29,2019, 8:33am

    That is beautiful.

  • KTheAmateurWizard
    4 points Sep 29,2019, 9:59am

    This is good but I’m gonna miss the old mask

  • dnicks17
    14 points Sep 29,2019, 11:36am

    In typical DaveArt fashion, it's a great concept butchered by way too many "FX".

  • Dirtydraggel
    11 points Sep 29,2019, 11:04am

    Getting ready for the Tampa bay pickup

  • saaraa17
    6 points Sep 29,2019, 8:37am

    Are there any rules on how the goalies’ hockey mask should look when it comes to the design? I suppose that the team wants it to be in their color at least?

  • Ben_Ulrand
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 3:26pm

    Meh. His 2014 mask was probably his best. Daveart's designs are generally too busy. Too many lens flares, shiny effects, obnoxious details. Just look what he did to Johnathan Quick's new mask. Ruined a great design.

  • Nucks2477
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 4:43pm

    Another Ranger traded to Bolts?

  • herbalmagic
    3 points Sep 29,2019, 3:36pm

    yawn

  • Jimmy_Iovine
    2 points Sep 29,2019, 11:55am

    downgrade

  • Mr_Arturious
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 12:36pm

    Why does it look like iron mans helmet to me.

  • SpaceBass18
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 12:42pm

    Beautiful

  • McGrathLegend
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 3:17pm

    Now where’s my Lady Liberty Jersey to go with it

  • hullkogan
    1 points Sep 29,2019, 5:33pm

    Looks like a wrap.

  • IfUCKFATBITCHeSz
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 10:53am

    Bad

  • tibetan_moose_hammer
    -9 points Sep 29,2019, 10:11am

    ...yawn

  • goodguessiswhatihave
    0 points Sep 29,2019, 11:44am

    That's a sharp looking mask

  • DavidS36
    0 points Sep 29,2019, 1:21pm

    I’m pretty sure it was designed after one of his old masks form when he was on Frolunda

    https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F332724885748

  • wildtangent2
    -20 points Sep 29,2019, 8:48am

    This is it. This is the year he and Miller retire.

  • muhwtvracct
    -2 points Sep 29,2019, 4:32pm

    Still won’t get him a cup

● ● ●

Erik Karlsson's (75gp, 13g, 45p, -30 +/-) v. Thomas Chabot's (70gp, 14g, 55p, -12 +/-) Sophomore seasons

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • EugeneMelnicc
    230 points Sep 26,2019, 2:18am

    But then in season #3 EK lead d-man in scoring by like 25 points and got a Norris

  • slipperysoup
    62 points Sep 26,2019, 3:22am

    Other defenseman who had 45+ points sophomore season since 2008:

    • Doughty - 59P

    • Klingberg - 58P

    • Gostisbehere - 46P

  • nickmdp
    104 points Sep 26,2019, 9:14am

    Chabot was 22 and Karlsson was 20, which makes a huge difference. Yes, Chabot is looking great, but this is definitely cherry picking stats.

  • bn1006
    16 points Sep 26,2019, 2:13am

    Can’t wait till we see next season in full, looks like a steal from Ottawas perspective

  • Troub313
    8 points Sep 26,2019, 3:20am

    !nhlcompare [First 200 Games]

  • rwh151
    9 points Sep 26,2019, 2:14am

    -30...

  • adladtheavsfan
    12 points Sep 26,2019, 2:50am

    What a useless comparison lol

  • Huomenna
    2 points Sep 26,2019, 3:06am

    But who had a better Days on Earth in their sophomore season?

  • PhenStiller
    3 points Sep 26,2019, 2:28am

    Thomas Chabot gud

  • fourtwentyfour424
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 12:26pm

    All i see is imagine them on the same team.

  • ShitYourQuit
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 1:41pm

    Imagine these two on the same team.

  • StuGats
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 2:44pm

    Wait, does that mean Chabot is the next Erik Karlsson, or is Erik Karlsson still Erik Karlsson?

  • BabcocksAccent
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 5:31pm

    no

  • Hawxe
    0 points Sep 26,2019, 12:22pm

    I don't wanna bash on the sens but if you're expecting chabot to become karlsson you're not gonna be happy

COMMENTS

  • EugeneMelnicc
    230 points Sep 26,2019, 2:18am

    But then in season #3 EK lead d-man in scoring by like 25 points and got a Norris

  • slipperysoup
    62 points Sep 26,2019, 3:22am

    Other defenseman who had 45+ points sophomore season since 2008:

    • Doughty - 59P

    • Klingberg - 58P

    • Gostisbehere - 46P

  • nickmdp
    104 points Sep 26,2019, 9:14am

    Chabot was 22 and Karlsson was 20, which makes a huge difference. Yes, Chabot is looking great, but this is definitely cherry picking stats.

  • joe_broke
    42 points Sep 26,2019, 2:23am

    He must be traded immediately

  • bn1006
    16 points Sep 26,2019, 2:13am

    Can’t wait till we see next season in full, looks like a steal from Ottawas perspective

  • Troub313
    8 points Sep 26,2019, 3:20am

    !nhlcompare [First 200 Games]

  • rwh151
    9 points Sep 26,2019, 2:14am

    -30...

  • adladtheavsfan
    12 points Sep 26,2019, 2:50am

    What a useless comparison lol

  • Huomenna
    2 points Sep 26,2019, 3:06am

    But who had a better Days on Earth in their sophomore season?

  • PhenStiller
    3 points Sep 26,2019, 2:28am

    Thomas Chabot gud

  • fourtwentyfour424
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 12:26pm

    All i see is imagine them on the same team.

  • ShitYourQuit
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 1:41pm

    Imagine these two on the same team.

  • StuGats
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 2:44pm

    Wait, does that mean Chabot is the next Erik Karlsson, or is Erik Karlsson still Erik Karlsson?

  • BabcocksAccent
    1 points Sep 26,2019, 5:31pm

    no

  • Hawxe
    0 points Sep 26,2019, 12:22pm

    I don't wanna bash on the sens but if you're expecting chabot to become karlsson you're not gonna be happy

● ● ●

Sheahan uses his head to redirect the puck into the net

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • bigladnang
    12 points Sep 25,2019, 6:09pm

    "Good job buddy"

    "Ugjgjjj fuckk where am I?"

  • pro_broon_o
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 6:01pm

    50 goals incoming.

    Or at least 15.

  • SJS65
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 6:05pm

    Pavelski- Why didn't I use my helmet?

  • somehockeyfan
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:58pm

    Sounds about right. Sheahan does a lot of things well, but scoring goals with his stick ain't one of them.

  • PuckBonnie
    -2 points Sep 25,2019, 6:30pm

    You can't do that.

COMMENTS

  • bigladnang
    12 points Sep 25,2019, 6:09pm

    "Good job buddy"

    "Ugjgjjj fuckk where am I?"

  • pro_broon_o
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 6:01pm

    50 goals incoming.

    Or at least 15.

  • SJS65
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 6:05pm

    Pavelski- Why didn't I use my helmet?

  • gifv-bot
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:43pm

    GIFV link


    I am a bot. FAQ // code

  • somehockeyfan
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:58pm

    Sounds about right. Sheahan does a lot of things well, but scoring goals with his stick ain't one of them.

  • PuckBonnie
    -2 points Sep 25,2019, 6:30pm

    You can't do that.

● ● ●

2018-19 Playoff spot race

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • fdf06
    617 points Sep 25,2019, 9:08am

    This is cool, but I also hate it.

  • CityofCold
    134 points Sep 25,2019, 8:52am

    I hope you post this to r/dataisbeautiful

  • Jiggy724
    70 points Sep 25,2019, 10:43am

    Like other things in my life, about 7 seconds of absolute bliss, followed immediately by unfathomable sorrow.

  • Weslg96
    33 points Sep 25,2019, 9:24am

    You can just see Anaheim slow to a crawl, they waited way too long to fire Carlyle .

  • colvi
    201 points Sep 25,2019, 10:00am

    Cool now do the playoffs unzips

  • DrDrangleBrungis
    48 points Sep 25,2019, 9:59am

    Tampa barely made it there.

  • SaltyBarker
    19 points Sep 25,2019, 10:56am

    God damn my beautiful Blues.. brings a tear to my eye..

  • JungleJayps
    35 points Sep 25,2019, 9:09am

    This is a really cool infographic, deserves more attention

  • ManipulateYa
    16 points Sep 25,2019, 9:36am

    That's cold... why you gotta be like that.

  • FemaleSandpiper
    12 points Sep 25,2019, 10:53am

    I like how the chart pauses at 41. Just too bad Buffalo didn’t get the memo to restart

  • MikeKeenanCanGetBent
    10 points Sep 25,2019, 10:41am

    Look how my boy massacred

  • RuchW
    18 points Sep 25,2019, 9:44am

    Tampa just giving everyone the finger all the way to end... of the regular season.

  • Kestralisk
    9 points Sep 25,2019, 1:04pm

    Hey Avs if you could not play jump rope with the playoffs cutoff that'd be rad

  • saauceboss
    10 points Sep 25,2019, 11:21am

    Lolsabres

  • The_Reddit_Browser
    8 points Sep 25,2019, 11:41am

    Carolina just turning it on at game 45.

    Crazy to not fold in the last few months like every other year.

  • Gadzookie2
    7 points Sep 25,2019, 12:08pm

    Those surges by us and St Louis though

  • riccarjo
    7 points Sep 25,2019, 10:49am

    Those first two weeks were glorious.

  • Frenchthealpaca
    7 points Sep 25,2019, 10:36am

    Minny's plight is so sad 😭. Trying so hard to keep up. Bawling rn.

  • rpgguy_1o1
    5 points Sep 25,2019, 10:53am

    Thanks for the blue balls all over again

  • ToneThugsNHarmony
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:14pm

    It was at least nice to see the devils at the top of a playoff race list.

  • Blze001
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:55pm

    I like how STL was just kinda chilling then went "oh shit, the seasons started!?"

  • Cogeno
    5 points Sep 25,2019, 11:58am

    You can really see the lose streaks. Ugh.

  • system0101
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:10pm

    I love this graph, so many things to watch.

  • FreeEdgar_2013
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:23pm

    At least we had some hope those first 30 games...

  • count_nuggula
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 2:39pm

    Canes sucked until December. Then they just exploded

  • therevwillnotbetelev
    4 points Sep 25,2019, 11:37am

    Ahh yes. Minnesota right on the fringe all season without actually making an impact.

    As it is written so it shall be.

  • -PodTheRod-
    8 points Sep 25,2019, 10:01am

    Vancouver was in the playoff race up until the 50th game but then everything fell apart. That’s also the time when Pettersson began to decline. It just tells u the impact he had on the team.

  • alexdallas_
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 10:55am

    the stress of the stars making the playoff last season was adequately summarized by watching them ride the line on this chart.

  • sexy-snickers
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:18am

    aaaaa wtf so close

  • Tuloma
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:22am

    beautiful. mesmerizing.

  • Zaungast
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:25am

    More like the 1OA anti race.

  • mxgsfmdpx
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:28am

    St Louis a bottom 4 team at the half way point...

  • BehrGrizzles
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:43am

    Watching Stl just shoot back is nice

  • Something_319
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:51am

    Seeing the Blues on this makes me feel so proud for the boys

  • jacoobz
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 12:26pm

    I forgot about how off the Bruins were in the middle of the year. We were being beat by Montreal and Toronto and within reach of Buffalo taking us out. Then we decided not to get injured and took off.

  • throatsplooshers
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 1:05pm

    My prediction is Tampa Bay will win the cup

  • MrLogicWins
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 2:13pm

    This was awesome! What would be cool is if you could add the playoffs at the end... not sure how to do it well since it's a bit of a different data set, but maybe a pause after the end of reg season, then all playoff teams start on the same line and advance by 1 win until one reaches 16?

  • hoser89
    4 points Sep 25,2019, 10:49am

    I really like it, but i wonder if it would look better if the teams organized in their standing position as the time goes dynamically, and have the playoff spot horizontal instead of vertical, like they do in these types of data visualizations

  • hopeisagoodthing
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 1:53pm

    That Toronto Boston race is depressing in the second half of the season

  • Danmerica67
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 2:44pm

    Here he comes here comes St. Louis

  • baronboy11
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 3:08pm

    Good lord Tampa Bay, save some points for the rest of us....

  • DILLON0999
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 4:05pm

    Is it bad if I could see November while watching Buffalo's bar?

  • quangdog
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 2:55pm

    CHI drops out 20 games in, and winds up chasing that little dotted line the rest of the season. This, for me, is almost the best part of this graphic.

  • LX_Theo
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 3:19pm

    Really does show the Avs horrible stretch well

  • cdlrrcb
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 4:26pm

    I love that Carolina and St. Louis do the same thing, stop at the bottom and sprint to 99.

  • Bangerangist
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 4:38pm

    If you look closely you can see the exact moment Randy Carlyle took a shit on my heart

  • dawn_of_thyme
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 4:39pm

    This hurts

  • xNikowskix
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:32pm

    Love watching Carolina, Columbus, Pittsburgh and the Islanders just going back and forth

  • dboot90
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:38pm

    That was really fucking cool.

  • CognitioCupitor
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:38pm

    Man we juuuuust edged out WPG for 1st in the Central.

  • Mellowjoat
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:14pm

    Tampa before playoffs - VTEC kicked in

    Tampa in playoffs - Danger to Manifold!

  • commoncents45
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:38pm

    Flyers are streakier than my off brand windex :(

  • BuddyBayhawk
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:39pm

    If i could attach an audio file to Tampa Bay's data it would be the "look at this dude" clip.

  • PunchNessie
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:51pm

    Tampa Bay just started stealing all of Buffalo’s wins about halfway through the season. I guess when Buffalo wasn’t playing in the playoffs they had no more wins to steal.

  • stickboy1406
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:52pm

    You can pinpoint the second Montreal's heart breaks

  • redbluegreenyellow
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 8:11pm

    Hahahah god, you can see how terrible our November/December were.

  • skaterrj
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 2:33pm

    Man, I bet that Tampa team was unbeatable in the playoffs last year!

  • InigoKhajit
    0 points Sep 25,2019, 1:48pm

    Look how bad that Atlantic conference is

  • TriLink710
    0 points Sep 25,2019, 4:18pm

    Wow I bet Tampa Bay had an amazing post season. They were so far ahead.

  • deleted
    -1 points Sep 25,2019, 10:12am

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COMMENTS

  • fdf06
    617 points Sep 25,2019, 9:08am

    This is cool, but I also hate it.

  • CityofCold
    134 points Sep 25,2019, 8:52am

    I hope you post this to r/dataisbeautiful

  • Jiggy724
    70 points Sep 25,2019, 10:43am

    Like other things in my life, about 7 seconds of absolute bliss, followed immediately by unfathomable sorrow.

  • think_once_more
    119 points Sep 25,2019, 10:08am

    Man, just watch St Louis race to the finish in the last 30 or so games.

  • Weslg96
    33 points Sep 25,2019, 9:24am

    You can just see Anaheim slow to a crawl, they waited way too long to fire Carlyle .

  • colvi
    201 points Sep 25,2019, 10:00am

    Cool now do the playoffs unzips

  • DrDrangleBrungis
    48 points Sep 25,2019, 9:59am

    Tampa barely made it there.

  • SaltyBarker
    19 points Sep 25,2019, 10:56am

    God damn my beautiful Blues.. brings a tear to my eye..

  • JungleJayps
    35 points Sep 25,2019, 9:09am

    This is a really cool infographic, deserves more attention

  • ManipulateYa
    16 points Sep 25,2019, 9:36am

    That's cold... why you gotta be like that.

  • FemaleSandpiper
    12 points Sep 25,2019, 10:53am

    I like how the chart pauses at 41. Just too bad Buffalo didn’t get the memo to restart

  • MikeKeenanCanGetBent
    10 points Sep 25,2019, 10:41am

    Look how my boy massacred

  • RuchW
    18 points Sep 25,2019, 9:44am

    Tampa just giving everyone the finger all the way to end... of the regular season.

  • Kestralisk
    9 points Sep 25,2019, 1:04pm

    Hey Avs if you could not play jump rope with the playoffs cutoff that'd be rad

  • saauceboss
    10 points Sep 25,2019, 11:21am

    Lolsabres

  • The_Reddit_Browser
    8 points Sep 25,2019, 11:41am

    Carolina just turning it on at game 45.

    Crazy to not fold in the last few months like every other year.

  • Gadzookie2
    7 points Sep 25,2019, 12:08pm

    Those surges by us and St Louis though

  • riccarjo
    7 points Sep 25,2019, 10:49am

    Those first two weeks were glorious.

  • Frenchthealpaca
    7 points Sep 25,2019, 10:36am

    Minny's plight is so sad 😭. Trying so hard to keep up. Bawling rn.

  • rpgguy_1o1
    5 points Sep 25,2019, 10:53am

    Thanks for the blue balls all over again

  • ToneThugsNHarmony
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:14pm

    It was at least nice to see the devils at the top of a playoff race list.

  • Blze001
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:55pm

    I like how STL was just kinda chilling then went "oh shit, the seasons started!?"

  • Cogeno
    5 points Sep 25,2019, 11:58am

    You can really see the lose streaks. Ugh.

  • system0101
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:10pm

    I love this graph, so many things to watch.

  • FreeEdgar_2013
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 12:23pm

    At least we had some hope those first 30 games...

  • count_nuggula
    6 points Sep 25,2019, 2:39pm

    Canes sucked until December. Then they just exploded

  • therevwillnotbetelev
    4 points Sep 25,2019, 11:37am

    Ahh yes. Minnesota right on the fringe all season without actually making an impact.

    As it is written so it shall be.

  • -PodTheRod-
    8 points Sep 25,2019, 10:01am

    Vancouver was in the playoff race up until the 50th game but then everything fell apart. That’s also the time when Pettersson began to decline. It just tells u the impact he had on the team.

  • alexdallas_
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 10:55am

    the stress of the stars making the playoff last season was adequately summarized by watching them ride the line on this chart.

  • sexy-snickers
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:18am

    aaaaa wtf so close

  • Tuloma
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:22am

    beautiful. mesmerizing.

  • Zaungast
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:25am

    More like the 1OA anti race.

  • mxgsfmdpx
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:28am

    St Louis a bottom 4 team at the half way point...

  • BehrGrizzles
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:43am

    Watching Stl just shoot back is nice

  • Something_319
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 11:51am

    Seeing the Blues on this makes me feel so proud for the boys

  • jacoobz
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 12:26pm

    I forgot about how off the Bruins were in the middle of the year. We were being beat by Montreal and Toronto and within reach of Buffalo taking us out. Then we decided not to get injured and took off.

  • throatsplooshers
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 1:05pm

    My prediction is Tampa Bay will win the cup

  • MrLogicWins
    3 points Sep 25,2019, 2:13pm

    This was awesome! What would be cool is if you could add the playoffs at the end... not sure how to do it well since it's a bit of a different data set, but maybe a pause after the end of reg season, then all playoff teams start on the same line and advance by 1 win until one reaches 16?

  • hoser89
    4 points Sep 25,2019, 10:49am

    I really like it, but i wonder if it would look better if the teams organized in their standing position as the time goes dynamically, and have the playoff spot horizontal instead of vertical, like they do in these types of data visualizations

  • hopeisagoodthing
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 1:53pm

    That Toronto Boston race is depressing in the second half of the season

  • Danmerica67
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 2:44pm

    Here he comes here comes St. Louis

  • baronboy11
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 3:08pm

    Good lord Tampa Bay, save some points for the rest of us....

  • DILLON0999
    2 points Sep 25,2019, 4:05pm

    Is it bad if I could see November while watching Buffalo's bar?

  • quangdog
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 2:55pm

    CHI drops out 20 games in, and winds up chasing that little dotted line the rest of the season. This, for me, is almost the best part of this graphic.

  • LX_Theo
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 3:19pm

    Really does show the Avs horrible stretch well

  • cdlrrcb
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 4:26pm

    I love that Carolina and St. Louis do the same thing, stop at the bottom and sprint to 99.

  • Bangerangist
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 4:38pm

    If you look closely you can see the exact moment Randy Carlyle took a shit on my heart

  • dawn_of_thyme
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 4:39pm

    This hurts

  • xNikowskix
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:32pm

    Love watching Carolina, Columbus, Pittsburgh and the Islanders just going back and forth

  • dboot90
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:38pm

    That was really fucking cool.

  • CognitioCupitor
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 5:38pm

    Man we juuuuust edged out WPG for 1st in the Central.

  • Mellowjoat
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:14pm

    Tampa before playoffs - VTEC kicked in

    Tampa in playoffs - Danger to Manifold!

  • commoncents45
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:38pm

    Flyers are streakier than my off brand windex :(

  • BuddyBayhawk
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:39pm

    If i could attach an audio file to Tampa Bay's data it would be the "look at this dude" clip.

  • PunchNessie
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:51pm

    Tampa Bay just started stealing all of Buffalo’s wins about halfway through the season. I guess when Buffalo wasn’t playing in the playoffs they had no more wins to steal.

  • stickboy1406
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 6:52pm

    You can pinpoint the second Montreal's heart breaks

  • redbluegreenyellow
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 8:11pm

    Hahahah god, you can see how terrible our November/December were.

  • skaterrj
    1 points Sep 25,2019, 2:33pm

    Man, I bet that Tampa team was unbeatable in the playoffs last year!

  • InigoKhajit
    0 points Sep 25,2019, 1:48pm

    Look how bad that Atlantic conference is

  • TriLink710
    0 points Sep 25,2019, 4:18pm

    Wow I bet Tampa Bay had an amazing post season. They were so far ahead.

  • deleted
    -1 points Sep 25,2019, 10:12am

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