Is this the flower from Dennis the Menace that smells like poop?
What makes it do that?! Just for one night, what natural gain is there.. prob should look it up vs ask lol
Is this the flower that bloomed in Crazy Rich Asians?
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Can someone explain the evolutionary benefit to blooming one night a year?
Once a year? My wife!
"And...I'm up and awake! Great day to be alive and get freaky with some moths! Where you at boys? Come on down and tickle my stamens! Woot!"
"Don't all fight over me boys! There's plenty for everyone! Hehe."
"They must be busy. I mean, this IS my big moment...but they'll show up, they always do. Maybe I blossomed a little early this year. No biggie, I'll wait..."
"I was worried about this. I totally came on too strong. I ruined everything. This is terrible."
"Nobody likes me. Everyone hates me. I guess I'll just go feed some worms."
"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"
We actually have a bunch of these at the house. It's always an event when you catch them blooming.
It’s such a cool plant I have a couple of them . Their a prehistoric plant. I’ve seen branches grow off their leaves. They are very resilient. The flower smells really good to it’s really potent.
If a flower bloomed in a dark room would you trust it? - Socrates. Good King Madd City. Athens: 400 BC. Stone Carving.
To miss a blooming night would be a huge let down after a year long waiting. But would it be worth it?
“Hey Mr. Wilson!”
Wasn’t this the flower in the Dennis the Menace movie from the 90s?
The blossom of the Queen of the Night flowers reveals the truth, that to florish is to fall.
Just like my girlfriend.
My eyes when I smell food then realize it's not my food
Mine flowered about 40 flowers last year...its almost time again.
My grandparents used to have this plant. It was really big so when the time came, there were lots of flowers blossom at the same time. The flowers fully blossom from 9 to 11 pm. Then, they start fading. My parents also had a small one, but they got it stolen last year.
Dennis the menace!
That flower from the Dennis the menace movie. Nice
Ah yes, from the Jerusalus Tulapesus genus.
I love this flower! It is so incredibly fragrant!
funny they look so similar to dragon fruit flowers which flowers all the time.
I've got the stuff that you want....
I wonder what it smells like
My grandma had a few of these when I was young, some plants had 2 flowers on each so she would get at least 4 different blooms a year and she would throw these little late night blooming party’s with her neighbours and other gardening friends. Really quite a beautiful flower but I was never one for the smell lol
Mother Nature is a boss
What avocados and bananas are to people, this flower is to bees.
Yes I have seen Crazy Rich Asians.
At least polinate the poor guy.
I believe my grandma had one of these... it use to blosom on christmas eve ( in Brazil)
Also called the night blooming cereus. A plant can have many blooms and each bloom only lasts one night.
Wow! Glad I saw this, and learned the reason why this happens.... Also she is definitely the queen of the night.
Do I know you? A friend of mine also posted pictures of this flower on Facebook. I’m not sure where she’s from but we both went to school in south Alabama near-ish to Andalusia which can’t be a coincidence right?
My mom had one of these and I remember watching it bloom when I was little. The whole family came to see it happen.
I can't believe how quickly it blooms!
Where are the bees? Did nobody pollinate??
The Dennis the Menace flower!
Sounds like my wife except with sex .. sigh
It only reminds me of that Dennis the Menace movie.
Same looming flower as dragon fruit 🍈 and you get four crops of lots lotsa fruits and flowers !
Sadly it died as a virgin
Isn't this the flower from Dennis the menace
thats made me horny
That song from Casper.... every now and then, you find a special friend.
I wonder if this is the flower the lunar flower is based off of in the anime Wolf’s Rain. It’s so pretty and looks so much like it.
Queue the M83!
If plants could talk:
Is r/mildlyvagina a push too far?
Well? Did it get some action?
It’s sad to see no bees going in to that flower.
Didn’t see a single bee on it... still a virgin I guess!
My Nana had one of these . The video does not do them justice . Honestly one of the most beautiful plants I've ever seen and a perfume to die for.
Dennis the Menace was for real then?
This is Cheza
Reminds me of Mr. Wilson’s flower in Dennis the Menace
So, OP... didja pollinate the queen?
That thing is pathetic at being a flower.
And the poor thing didn’t even get pollinated ...
Missed opportunity. He should be named Popeye
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So this shark has scales? What kind of shark is it?
Total cock womble. I have no idea what the big deal is with this guy.
This guy is such a Hardo.
And treat the feet
Beat it like it stole from you...
Imagine throwing a cat at her
There’s just something creepy about the way she keeps titling her head and that balloon bouquet to side over and over.
And suddenly the balloons pop. Too late! I've seen everything.
Now pop it
Imagine the chaffing
Don’t hug her or she’ll tase you
I just watched Fatal Attractions last night about how a man's lizards bit him to infect him, so they could weaken and kill him. And they did. And they ate his face and internal organs.
Good luck with your lizard. :-/
That there is a pretty baby.
It's like a snake with legs.
Nature is inevitable
That’s the most hippie shit I’ve seen in weeks
These are the gay whales Jesus told us to nuke.
This feels weirdly wholesome
Wow, the more you know...
The way the missile was wobbling at the end of the wing made me think the thing was going to fall off.
Revvin' up your engine, Listen to her howlin' roar
I loved the multiplayer scene in GTA V where you have to steal a bunch of jets and choppers and K-Log starts jammin in the background and it keeps getting louder until the chorus starts.
I read this as "cute danger zone". I was very confused
Where did you see this?
Thanks. I can hear the guitar intro perfectly in my head.
Edit: And keyboards too.
Call Kenny Loggins, because you are in the danger zone!
I misread this and watched it three times trying to figure out why it was cute. (Who’s a cutey wooty widdle missy missile, yes you are, a boomy boomikins.)
Totally played it in my head while watching
Dude is a human beyblade
Dude learned how to do that just so he could make fun of guys and show them how queer they were.
Interstellar sound track on 3.2.1....
I mean, we've only been launching missiles for over 70 years...it's like people didn't discover missiles until they saw Space X videos on youtube.
Can someone identify that? It doesn't look like a Tomahawk.
I hope I'm not the only one that watched that loop a few times before I realized it was looping... I thought "huh, why the multiple distances".
Made with Love in New York City, New Jersey & Monterrey, Mexico.