He nailed all of them and then had all their families murdered. (best guess)
He sure is a little guy. Napoleonish.
Women are from Norway and don’t speak Russian
Vladimir: Asks question in RussianModel 1: What did he say?!Dwight: President Putin asked who would like to take a selfie with him?Models: I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!
Putin Walks Away
Models: Oh he’s so rich and powerful, I wish I were married to him. Model 1: Can you imagine being with a man that powerful? It would be intoxicating. He’s so wealthy have you seen his palace? Model 2: I know, right? I wish this was my actual wedding day and he were the groom!Dwight: I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.Model1 : What do you mean?Dwight: Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you all said, "I do." And he said, "I do." And your manager wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing your marriage certificates as a witness.Model 3 : Dwight! That doesn't count!Dwight: Yes, of course it does.Model 4: No, it doesn't!Dwight: It does in the great nation of Russia. [chuckling] Mrs. Putin’s!Model 5: We are not married.Dwight: Wha--Angela: Take this thing [takes off model ring and throws it at Dwight]Dwight :It's not my fault you don't understand Russian; I've been telling you to take it for years!
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Someone’s getting laid later...
That tall mofo!
If they were little boys he might lift up their shirts for a kiss on the belly.
Is Atlanta back on?
HOoman! Not in the middle of my morning tai chiHOoman!!
MC Pussycat dabbing on them fools!
Really wanted the cat to roll over at the end, revealing a sneaky sock
This can't be legal haha
In case you're a vampire total fucking moron
Surely this is polarisation and not tint? The polarising filter might just be on the camera.
That’s dangerous and dumb
Shitty car mod
How do you see pedestrians? Dank aswell
Guaranteed this douche get's pissed at the cop when he get's pulled over.
fake? why are everyones headlights on?
That's not very safe.
case of the zoomies
That is one happy puppy.
Oh my word. That made me chuckle. r/unexpected
Kid: "Look, they're at the car wash, Dad!
what in the world have they been feedin the poor boy?
How many things got flushed before the jam up?
So many days of my life I have been the hero for pulling things out of the toilet
Name checks out
I'm not sure you understand what a scavenger hunt is...
"Daddy! GI Joe drowneded!"
oh shit !!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't this the same kitten from the Black Panther 2 post?
Clearly a human reincarnated realizing he's now a cat
I’m...I’m a...death machine!
I'm sooooo high right now...
Me at [8}
/u/brokendiamond607 omggggg look at this kitty
"Who gave them to me?" :D
I'm a super hero!
She kind of looks like an adorable little bear with all her claws out like that 😂 ❤️
Where do I sign up to get one. This little guy is so cute.
I thought it was a foot going into a slipper when I looked at the thumbnail.
When I’m having an existential crisis
Why are the claws not retracting?
It's like it played too much VR and now he doesn't realise his paws are real.
Oh dear me, what are these things?
Ok, this is just damned adorable.
They call em fingers but Ive never seen em fing....oh they they go
Every superhero ever when finding out their suit has been upgraded
"Don't call that bitch. I'm your bitch."
"You made me eat all the peanut butter. No phone for you tonight."
“Hold up...expecting the bitch to call anytime now”
Dammit, it knows!!
Aww pooch just wants a belly rub.
When your boyfriend gets nervous when you reach for his phone because he's cheating on you
By the way they’re all over each other I would say ecstasy not acid
Are these hedge hogs trying to get it on?
Rolling around at the Speed of Sound
That single hedgehog is going so fast he's making after images!
The Human Hedgehog Centipede.
Any hedgehogologist able to explain this behavior?
Flying around in the speed of sound
/u/brokendiamond607 what are they doing?
They're pretty excited to be a sacrifice to God Shark-hog.
Someone needs to dub it with "gotta go fast...gotta go fast..." Everytime one of them crosses the center of the frame
Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
What is going on????
Let’s get beyond the shark head hedgehogs.. just for a sec...
there are tiny flags hung up behind them...
Sounds like a negative reaction, if that terminology is better for you. An associative reaction, mayhaps
This needs fast metal music playing
It's like Furries, but for hedgehogs.
New band name, calling dibs
GUYS circles are dae way.
This is just a spiky orgy.
ahh, memories of being on acid and thinking i was a hedgehog... fun times!
Hedgehog centipede the movie
Is this the start of a hedgehog orgy?
Are they bonking ?
All I can think of is the stupid double boost from forces
They are fighting each other. Hedgehogs sometimes kill each other when expressing male dominance.
NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!
Lol. What dilemma?
Not that I would know, but feeding rodent like pets LSD is always entertaining.
The hedgehog centipede
The Hedgehog Centipede.
It's a pin wheel.
Spoiled? Is that the new way to say "got wrecked?"
Pivot foot looked like it moved.
The ball hitting the kid that's face down makes it.
Igoudala wishing he tried this on Lebron
I say you he dead.
How is this not travelling?
He was going for the lebron block
Would have been much better if the ball landed on the back of his head. 8/10
The moment he knew he's lost his life.
Those kids are like he dead I guess.
...some say his soul is still lying in that exact same spot to this very day.
Everytime I see a basketball gif, I think back to the one where the girl slides on the floor and gets stabbed by a portruding floor board.
Ineffective sacrificial concussion.
Huh, kind of figured someone shit their pants or something
He could have ruined his knees with a stop that hard
This is fake. There wasn't 30 black people shouting and running for the door.
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