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Queen of the Night (Epiphyllum Oxypetalum) blooming once a year after sunset for one night
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packy0urknivesandg0157 points Jun 24,2019, 10:29pmIs this the flower from Dennis the Menace that smells like poop?
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I8vaaajj285 points Jun 24,2019, 10:42pmWhat makes it do that?! Just for one night, what natural gain is there.. prob should look it up vs ask lol
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withtheflw129 points Jun 25,2019, 12:27amIs this the flower that bloomed in Crazy Rich Asians?
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MaceotheDark32 points Jun 24,2019, 11:10pm
And the poor thing didn’t even get pollinated ...
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Thuffer8622 points Jun 24,2019, 11:39pm
Can someone explain the evolutionary benefit to blooming one night a year?
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Hangukpower57 points Jun 24,2019, 10:45pm
Once a year? My wife!
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Jiggidy4024 points Jun 24,2019, 11:29pm"And...I'm up and awake! Great day to be alive and get freaky with some moths! Where you at boys? Come on down and tickle my stamens! Woot!"
(time passes)
"Don't all fight over me boys! There's plenty for everyone! Hehe."
(time passes)
"They must be busy. I mean, this IS my big moment...but they'll show up, they always do. Maybe I blossomed a little early this year. No biggie, I'll wait..."
(time passes)
"I was worried about this. I totally came on too strong. I ruined everything. This is terrible."
(time passes)
"Nobody likes me. Everyone hates me. I guess I'll just go feed some worms."
(time passes)
"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"
(dies)
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SKRATTADUUUUUU8 points Jun 24,2019, 10:55pmWe actually have a bunch of these at the house. It's always an event when you catch them blooming.
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aDJsavedmylife10 points Jun 24,2019, 11:50pm
It’s such a cool plant I have a couple of them . Their a prehistoric plant. I’ve seen branches grow off their leaves. They are very resilient. The flower smells really good to it’s really potent.
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greatsirius7 points Jun 24,2019, 11:24pm
If a flower bloomed in a dark room would you trust it? - Socrates. Good King Madd City. Athens: 400 BC. Stone Carving.
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icecoca7 points Jun 24,2019, 11:18pmTo miss a blooming night would be a huge let down after a year long waiting. But would it be worth it?
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osasuna3 points Jun 25,2019, 12:54am
“Hey Mr. Wilson!”
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ghostfett114 points Jun 25,2019, 12:56amWasn’t this the flower in the Dennis the Menace movie from the 90s?
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CreamyBagelTime4 points Jun 25,2019, 1:07am
HEY, MR.WILSON!!!!
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TheStrangeView3 points Jun 25,2019, 2:26am
The blossom of the Queen of the Night flowers reveals the truth, that to florish is to fall.
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Gammelmus3 points Jun 25,2019, 3:11amJust like my girlfriend.
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Ammy51322 points Jun 24,2019, 10:41pm
Stunning!
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whywee2 points Jun 24,2019, 11:38pmMy eyes when I smell food then realize it's not my food
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Zuegma1977772 points Jun 25,2019, 1:23am
Mine flowered about 40 flowers last year...its almost time again.
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Convit12 points Jun 25,2019, 3:05am
My grandparents used to have this plant. It was really big so when the time came, there were lots of flowers blossom at the same time. The flowers fully blossom from 9 to 11 pm. Then, they start fading. My parents also had a small one, but they got it stolen last year.
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ladidaboopboop2 points Jun 25,2019, 4:59am
Dennis the menace!
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CmonSonnn2 points Jun 25,2019, 6:05am
That flower from the Dennis the menace movie. Nice
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jppianoguy1 points Jun 24,2019, 11:25pm
Ah yes, from the Jerusalus Tulapesus genus.
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holygoldie1 points Jun 25,2019, 12:02am
I love this flower! It is so incredibly fragrant!
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janksnake1 points Jun 25,2019, 12:24am
funny they look so similar to dragon fruit flowers which flowers all the time.
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RockmanVolnutt1 points Jun 25,2019, 12:38am
Worth it
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eastwood931 points Jun 25,2019, 12:41am
I've got the stuff that you want....
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SuperSaiyanSkeletor1 points Jun 25,2019, 12:48am
I wonder what it smells like
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Dontcallmeskaface1 points Jun 25,2019, 1:28amMy grandma had a few of these when I was young, some plants had 2 flowers on each so she would get at least 4 different blooms a year and she would throw these little late night blooming party’s with her neighbours and other gardening friends. Really quite a beautiful flower but I was never one for the smell lol
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SouthwestAndDagget1 points Jun 25,2019, 1:30am
Mother Nature is a boss
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BunnyTheCow1 points Jun 25,2019, 1:33am
What avocados and bananas are to people, this flower is to bees.
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phillips66sb1 points Jun 25,2019, 2:03am
Yes I have seen Crazy Rich Asians.
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keithwaits1 points Jun 25,2019, 2:19am
At least polinate the poor guy.
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bowiemustforgiveme1 points Jun 25,2019, 2:47am
I believe my grandma had one of these... it use to blosom on christmas eve ( in Brazil)
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Plaineswalker1 points Jun 25,2019, 2:47am
Also called the night blooming cereus. A plant can have many blooms and each bloom only lasts one night.
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WhiteWazza1 points Jun 25,2019, 2:50am
Wow! Glad I saw this, and learned the reason why this happens.... Also she is definitely the queen of the night.
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djinabox91 points Jun 25,2019, 3:09am
Do I know you? A friend of mine also posted pictures of this flower on Facebook. I’m not sure where she’s from but we both went to school in south Alabama near-ish to Andalusia which can’t be a coincidence right?
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BerriesLafontaine1 points Jun 25,2019, 3:12amMy mom had one of these and I remember watching it bloom when I was little. The whole family came to see it happen.
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tim_ninethousand1 points Jun 25,2019, 3:18am
I can't believe how quickly it blooms!
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changleosingha1 points Jun 25,2019, 3:19am
Where are the bees? Did nobody pollinate??
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texcc1 points Jun 25,2019, 3:19am
The Dennis the Menace flower!
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Ultraviolentlite1 points Jun 25,2019, 3:25am
Sounds like my wife except with sex .. sigh
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swattages1 points Jun 25,2019, 3:47am
It only reminds me of that Dennis the Menace movie.
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MrTrocket1 points Jun 25,2019, 4:31am
Same looming flower as dragon fruit 🍈 and you get four crops of lots lotsa fruits and flowers !
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Shalomundmoin1 points Jun 25,2019, 4:32am
Sadly it died as a virgin
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richtofin8191 points Jun 25,2019, 5:50am
Isn't this the flower from Dennis the menace
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TitanicpurgatOry1 points Jun 25,2019, 6:05am
thats made me horny
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Fixtheglitchh1 points Jun 25,2019, 6:13am
That song from Casper.... every now and then, you find a special friend.
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Mscreep1 points Jun 25,2019, 6:23am
I wonder if this is the flower the lunar flower is based off of in the anime Wolf’s Rain. It’s so pretty and looks so much like it.
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fatherfrank11 points Jun 25,2019, 6:24am
Queue the M83!
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SendItDownrange1 points Jun 25,2019, 6:39am
If plants could talk:
TA-DAAAAAAAA... fuck
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Kin_DeCain1 points Jun 25,2019, 6:52am
Well? Did it get some action?
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enroxorz1 points Jun 25,2019, 6:57am
It’s sad to see no bees going in to that flower.
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Ron_Howards_Brother1 points Jun 25,2019, 7:05am
Didn’t see a single bee on it... still a virgin I guess!
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upsidedowntoker1 points Jun 25,2019, 7:32am
My Nana had one of these . The video does not do them justice . Honestly one of the most beautiful plants I've ever seen and a perfume to die for.
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TheAlgebraist1 points Jun 25,2019, 7:42am
Dennis the Menace was for real then?
Huh.
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oldmrdeebs1 points Jun 25,2019, 7:58am
Beautiful
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Nvmd131 points Jun 25,2019, 7:59am
This is Cheza
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killross20121 points Jun 25,2019, 8:05am
Very cool!
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Schafedoggydawg1 points Jun 25,2019, 8:07am
Reminds me of Mr. Wilson’s flower in Dennis the Menace
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Studio2710 points Jun 24,2019, 11:06pm
So, OP... didja pollinate the queen?
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thunder_struck850 points Jun 25,2019, 2:59am
That thing is pathetic at being a flower.
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The shark at my work is called Sam...
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comicsnerd2 points Jun 24,2019, 2:22am
Missed opportunity. He should be named Popeye
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nightingaledaze1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:45am
So this shark has scales? What kind of shark is it?
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comicsnerd2 points Jun 24,2019, 2:22am
Missed opportunity. He should be named Popeye
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nightingaledaze1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:45am
So this shark has scales? What kind of shark is it?
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Now he is ready to beat his meat
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Cojesa1 points Jun 24,2019, 7:46pm
Total cock womble. I have no idea what the big deal is with this guy.
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sambra219801 points Jun 24,2019, 7:57pm
This guy is such a Hardo.
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lompx1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:31pm
And treat the feet
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Cojesa1 points Jun 24,2019, 7:46pm
Total cock womble. I have no idea what the big deal is with this guy.
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sambra219801 points Jun 24,2019, 7:57pm
This guy is such a Hardo.
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lompx1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:31pm
And treat the feet
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upperechelonmofo1 points Jun 24,2019, 7:45pm
Beat it like it stole from you...
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Creative design
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danny212812 points Jun 24,2019, 2:20am
Imagine throwing a cat at her
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NuZero9 points Jun 24,2019, 3:05am
There’s just something creepy about the way she keeps titling her head and that balloon bouquet to side over and over.
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liontrap6 points Jun 24,2019, 2:39am
And suddenly the balloons pop. Too late! I've seen everything.
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mindfulmiss2 points Jun 24,2019, 2:24am
Circus chic
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GTA_Stuff2 points Jun 24,2019, 3:02am
Now pop it
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Fawrikawl2 points Jun 24,2019, 3:44am
Imagine the chaffing
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danny212812 points Jun 24,2019, 2:20am
Imagine throwing a cat at her
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NuZero9 points Jun 24,2019, 3:05am
There’s just something creepy about the way she keeps titling her head and that balloon bouquet to side over and over.
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liontrap6 points Jun 24,2019, 2:39am
And suddenly the balloons pop. Too late! I've seen everything.
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samtastic133 points Jun 24,2019, 2:37am
Don’t hug her or she’ll tase you
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mindfulmiss2 points Jun 24,2019, 2:24am
Circus chic
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GTA_Stuff2 points Jun 24,2019, 3:02am
Now pop it
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Fawrikawl2 points Jun 24,2019, 3:44am
Imagine the chaffing
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By ages 4 to 6 months, most babies are ready to begin eating solid foods as a complement to breast-feeding or formula-feeding.
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BlessedBreasts5 points Jun 24,2019, 8:01am
I just watched Fatal Attractions last night about how a man's lizards bit him to infect him, so they could weaken and kill him. And they did. And they ate his face and internal organs.
Good luck with your lizard. :-/
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Stuistic1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:32am
That there is a pretty baby.
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crackhappy1 points Jun 24,2019, 4:07pm
It's like a snake with legs.
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BlessedBreasts5 points Jun 24,2019, 8:01am
I just watched Fatal Attractions last night about how a man's lizards bit him to infect him, so they could weaken and kill him. And they did. And they ate his face and internal organs.
Good luck with your lizard. :-/
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Stuistic1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:32am
That there is a pretty baby.
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crackhappy1 points Jun 24,2019, 4:07pm
It's like a snake with legs.
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Rainblow
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MN_Z5 points Jun 24,2019, 2:05am
Nature is inevitable
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akat_walks4 points Jun 24,2019, 2:29am
That’s the most hippie shit I’ve seen in weeks
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PrincessMagrat1 points Jun 24,2019, 11:01am
These are the gay whales Jesus told us to nuke.
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FlyinSideboardPl1 points Jun 24,2019, 3:09pm
This feels weirdly wholesome
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MN_Z5 points Jun 24,2019, 2:05am
Nature is inevitable
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akat_walks4 points Jun 24,2019, 2:29am
That’s the most hippie shit I’ve seen in weeks
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PrincessMagrat1 points Jun 24,2019, 11:01am
These are the gay whales Jesus told us to nuke.
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sparky88xx1 points Jun 24,2019, 11:03am
Wow, the more you know...
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FlyinSideboardPl1 points Jun 24,2019, 3:09pm
This feels weirdly wholesome
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Captured the waves inside the pendant
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Cue Danger Zone
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sgt_bad_phart9 points Jun 24,2019, 9:52am
The way the missile was wobbling at the end of the wing made me think the thing was going to fall off.
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alblks3 points Jun 24,2019, 7:17am
Revvin' up your engine, Listen to her howlin' roar
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Vinny_932 points Jun 24,2019, 7:04am
I loved the multiplayer scene in GTA V where you have to steal a bunch of jets and choppers and K-Log starts jammin in the background and it keeps getting louder until the chorus starts.
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Samsartmess2 points Jun 24,2019, 5:02pm
I read this as "cute danger zone". I was very confused
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geekydave1 points Jun 24,2019, 10:27am
Where did you see this?
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SamuraiTerrapin1 points Jun 24,2019, 1:09pm
Thanks. I can hear the guitar intro perfectly in my head.
Edit: And keyboards too.
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sjmadmin1 points Jun 24,2019, 4:30pm
Call Kenny Loggins, because you are in the danger zone!
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itisliz1 points Jun 24,2019, 5:07pm
I misread this and watched it three times trying to figure out why it was cute. (Who’s a cutey wooty widdle missy missile, yes you are, a boomy boomikins.)
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Bulbajer1 points Jun 24,2019, 9:41am
F-16 perhaps?
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nomatt180 points Jun 24,2019, 1:44pm
Queue*
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sgt_bad_phart9 points Jun 24,2019, 9:52am
The way the missile was wobbling at the end of the wing made me think the thing was going to fall off.
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alblks3 points Jun 24,2019, 7:17am
Revvin' up your engine, Listen to her howlin' roar
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Vinny_932 points Jun 24,2019, 7:04am
I loved the multiplayer scene in GTA V where you have to steal a bunch of jets and choppers and K-Log starts jammin in the background and it keeps getting louder until the chorus starts.
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PaulyV232 points Jun 24,2019, 8:46am
Totally played it in my head while watching
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Samsartmess2 points Jun 24,2019, 5:02pm
I read this as "cute danger zone". I was very confused
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geekydave1 points Jun 24,2019, 10:27am
Where did you see this?
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SamuraiTerrapin1 points Jun 24,2019, 1:09pm
Thanks. I can hear the guitar intro perfectly in my head.
Edit: And keyboards too.
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sjmadmin1 points Jun 24,2019, 4:30pm
Call Kenny Loggins, because you are in the danger zone!
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itisliz1 points Jun 24,2019, 5:07pm
I misread this and watched it three times trying to figure out why it was cute. (Who’s a cutey wooty widdle missy missile, yes you are, a boomy boomikins.)
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Bulbajer1 points Jun 24,2019, 9:41am
F-16 perhaps?
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nomatt180 points Jun 24,2019, 1:44pm
Queue*
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Ballet turns for us mere mortals
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0rangeJEWlious5 points Jun 24,2019, 5:05pm
Dude is a human beyblade
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jramos0371 points Jun 24,2019, 7:59pm
Dude learned how to do that just so he could make fun of guys and show them how queer they were.
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0rangeJEWlious5 points Jun 24,2019, 5:05pm
Dude is a human beyblade
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jramos0371 points Jun 24,2019, 7:59pm
Dude learned how to do that just so he could make fun of guys and show them how queer they were.
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Like something out of a sci-fi movie
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richardyates19847 points Jun 24,2019, 8:00am
Interstellar sound track on 3.2.1....
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Ironicalogical3 points Jun 24,2019, 11:54am
I mean, we've only been launching missiles for over 70 years...it's like people didn't discover missiles until they saw Space X videos on youtube.
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atbucsd81 points Jun 24,2019, 11:57am
Can someone identify that? It doesn't look like a Tomahawk.
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IronclawFTW1 points Jun 24,2019, 6:32pm
Not really.
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richardyates19847 points Jun 24,2019, 8:00am
Interstellar sound track on 3.2.1....
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Ironicalogical3 points Jun 24,2019, 11:54am
I mean, we've only been launching missiles for over 70 years...it's like people didn't discover missiles until they saw Space X videos on youtube.
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atbucsd81 points Jun 24,2019, 11:57am
Can someone identify that? It doesn't look like a Tomahawk.
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cluisarts1 points Jun 24,2019, 2:20pm
I hope I'm not the only one that watched that loop a few times before I realized it was looping... I thought "huh, why the multiple distances".
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IronclawFTW1 points Jun 24,2019, 6:32pm
Not really.
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Is this the flower from Dennis the Menace that smells like poop?
What makes it do that?! Just for one night, what natural gain is there.. prob should look it up vs ask lol
Is this the flower that bloomed in Crazy Rich Asians?
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Can someone explain the evolutionary benefit to blooming one night a year?
Once a year? My wife!
"And...I'm up and awake! Great day to be alive and get freaky with some moths! Where you at boys? Come on down and tickle my stamens! Woot!"
(time passes)
"Don't all fight over me boys! There's plenty for everyone! Hehe."
(time passes)
"They must be busy. I mean, this IS my big moment...but they'll show up, they always do. Maybe I blossomed a little early this year. No biggie, I'll wait..."
(time passes)
"I was worried about this. I totally came on too strong. I ruined everything. This is terrible."
(time passes)
"Nobody likes me. Everyone hates me. I guess I'll just go feed some worms."
(time passes)
"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"
(dies)
We actually have a bunch of these at the house. It's always an event when you catch them blooming.
It’s such a cool plant I have a couple of them . Their a prehistoric plant. I’ve seen branches grow off their leaves. They are very resilient. The flower smells really good to it’s really potent.
If a flower bloomed in a dark room would you trust it? - Socrates. Good King Madd City. Athens: 400 BC. Stone Carving.
To miss a blooming night would be a huge let down after a year long waiting. But would it be worth it?
“Hey Mr. Wilson!”
Wasn’t this the flower in the Dennis the Menace movie from the 90s?
HEY, MR.WILSON!!!!
The blossom of the Queen of the Night flowers reveals the truth, that to florish is to fall.
Just like my girlfriend.
Stunning!
My eyes when I smell food then realize it's not my food
Mine flowered about 40 flowers last year...its almost time again.
My grandparents used to have this plant. It was really big so when the time came, there were lots of flowers blossom at the same time. The flowers fully blossom from 9 to 11 pm. Then, they start fading. My parents also had a small one, but they got it stolen last year.
Dennis the menace!
That flower from the Dennis the menace movie. Nice
Ah yes, from the Jerusalus Tulapesus genus.
I love this flower! It is so incredibly fragrant!
funny they look so similar to dragon fruit flowers which flowers all the time.
Worth it
I've got the stuff that you want....
I wonder what it smells like
My grandma had a few of these when I was young, some plants had 2 flowers on each so she would get at least 4 different blooms a year and she would throw these little late night blooming party’s with her neighbours and other gardening friends. Really quite a beautiful flower but I was never one for the smell lol
Mother Nature is a boss
What avocados and bananas are to people, this flower is to bees.
Yes I have seen Crazy Rich Asians.
At least polinate the poor guy.
I believe my grandma had one of these... it use to blosom on christmas eve ( in Brazil)
Also called the night blooming cereus. A plant can have many blooms and each bloom only lasts one night.
Wow! Glad I saw this, and learned the reason why this happens.... Also she is definitely the queen of the night.
/r/yesyesyesno
Do I know you? A friend of mine also posted pictures of this flower on Facebook. I’m not sure where she’s from but we both went to school in south Alabama near-ish to Andalusia which can’t be a coincidence right?
My mom had one of these and I remember watching it bloom when I was little. The whole family came to see it happen.
I can't believe how quickly it blooms!
Where are the bees? Did nobody pollinate??
The Dennis the Menace flower!
Sounds like my wife except with sex .. sigh
It only reminds me of that Dennis the Menace movie.
Same looming flower as dragon fruit 🍈 and you get four crops of lots lotsa fruits and flowers !
Sadly it died as a virgin
Isn't this the flower from Dennis the menace
thats made me horny
That song from Casper.... every now and then, you find a special friend.
I wonder if this is the flower the lunar flower is based off of in the anime Wolf’s Rain. It’s so pretty and looks so much like it.
Queue the M83!
If plants could talk:
TA-DAAAAAAAA... fuck
Is r/mildlyvagina a push too far?
Well? Did it get some action?
It’s sad to see no bees going in to that flower.
Didn’t see a single bee on it... still a virgin I guess!
My Nana had one of these . The video does not do them justice . Honestly one of the most beautiful plants I've ever seen and a perfume to die for.
Dennis the Menace was for real then?
Huh.
Beautiful
This is Cheza
Very cool!
Reminds me of Mr. Wilson’s flower in Dennis the Menace
So, OP... didja pollinate the queen?
That thing is pathetic at being a flower.