Hey, I have a big exam coming up in a month. Do you think you could put in a good word with abuela for me?
Why’d the dude with the headband get extra?
Next she threw her chancla at all the German players.
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En el nombre del padre, del hijo, y del Espíritu Santo.
Guillermo Ochoa gets extra blessing and no wonder performed like a beast. So it works.
Power Word: Fortitude
I like how she gave their goalkeeper an extra blessing.
“A el Ochoa doble bendicion Ama “
This TV must have years worth of blessings by now.
Sana sana colita de rana. Si no sanará hoy sanará mañana.
The real reason players want to play for Mexico.
Wait, Mexico beat Germany? My boss is going to be pissed
That second guy was feelin it.
Every little bit helps.Go team!
...two for the keeper.
bc everyone knows God is a Mexico soccer fan
Should have seen her with la chancla when they showed the german team. RIP TV.
I remember my first communion.
Well done Mexico, what a performance.
Maybe she should do that for their political candidates
Because a Latina woman smacked them through the tv
We're talking about all those undercuts right?
The real Virgin Mary
Ah yes, la virgen de margarita.
She did double cross to Ochoa
This is gold. Let me download it.
I was to lazy to read through the comments but I have a need to say, "Bless this post."
They got blessed by esmeralda? Well mexico will go far in the tournament thats for sure.
That Catholicism is powerful stuff...
Abuelas know whats up.
Is that menudo?
And if Mexico shat the bed, they'll get the ultimate punishment which it's called La Chancla.
arghh This brings back embarrassing memories. I am from Typical religious indian family. mummy is especially a magnet for 'spiritual' things and like minded people. when I was 13 (decades ago wow!) our family got into reiki. Love-n-light, There were 'teachers' who we called 'masters' taught us stuff in exchange for money, to hold hands against body, to transfer energy and fix things. what ever. One time in of the closer cricket matches that we were watching with the neighbours, who also were in our reiki circle , we were standing in circle, with our hands touching and made into cups and chanting to the purple box to envelope.. I dunno the exact words
This wasn't a prayer btw, nor just a fun thing.
1 every 32 years. Keep praying!
No this is the real reason
I'm glad her god is making sure a team wins a game rather than deal with literally anything else that's horrible about anything, especially the fucking fifa world cup.
Spain really fucked Mexicos shit up lol
I feel like such an idiot, but I really though for a whole loop that she was being funny and “swiping right” on the players cuz she thought they were hot
Do you guys ever comment on someone’s comment to show them how many likes they received or is that just me?
Unless she is an ordained priest, she doesnt have the power to bless people like that.
Some people have a fucked up mind
From personal experience, I feel like a lot of Latina women think they have spiritual powers
or are into witchcraft
and premonitions which I inherited
Any idea if this is currently happening and if so, where?
Why are there people so close to it? I hope they are safe now!
That could be called a rockslide or avalanche since it is literally rock flowing down the mountain.
Rocks so hot they have MELTED. Nature is brutal.
Adults don't have to be parents but I see why you'd title it that way
I need my future marriage to be like this.
Foreigner asking: is it really drunk cute parents, or rather cute drunk parents? For some reason I feel like the latter is more natural.
Is this what love is?
Michael and Holly
Would totally do this. My wife, however, would give me the same sideeyed "what is your damn problem" look I get pretty often...
And why assume drunk?
They both carry purses.
Nice purse bro.
I mean, that dude could be straight, but im not so sure
You don’t have a choice about getting old, but thankfully you do about growing up.
Ham (Patrick Renna) hasn’t changed a bit.
Saw a video recently of Marty. He turned into King Douchebag the 1st. Like a roided out Situation from Jersey Shore. Some kid was trying to do a street interview and he just would not STFU for 2 seconds all while telling the world he is a movie star and not to stare at his gf's tits. Could not cringe hard enough.
This movie was so goddamn wholesome. It will have a place in my heart FOR-EV-VER.
Hey you want a s'more?
You’re killing me Smalls!
Source - https://www.instagram.com/p/BkGwKAhBdva/?hl=en&taken-by;=bleacherreport
Michael Vitar was disciplined by the Los Angeles Fire Department, where he works, and is currently being sued for nearly murdering an innocent man along with a couple of his friends:
Feel old yet?
It’s funny how often you see this entire group together....
Even Bertram? But I thought he got really into the '60's
I guess the beast is dead :(
Ham and squints !!
Ham still looks exactly the same.
I need some got damn sound. Even though I can hear him saying smallz
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
One of my favourite childhood movies. That scene where he tricks Wendy in kissing him is so funny. Also s’mores!
I've never seen this movie... Does it age with time? Or is it one of those you"you had to watch it at the time to appreciate it" type movies?
How the fuck did Hambino not blow up from that movie acting wise? He was very talented
Wheres the doggie :(
That one dude has a giant fucking head.
Too bad Benny turned out to be a horrible person.
Fuck. The. Dodgers. For-ev-er.
What the fuck. Just yesterday I was thinking, for the first time in my life, "I wonder what the kids from The Sandlot look like now.."
So I saw this movie growing up, and I've always felt like there was something missing for me. Everybody else loved it, wanted to watch it again, etc. For me...it was just "meh" and I've never quite figured out what the difference was.
Wow they look like shit. Weinstein effect.
Where’s Wendy Peffercorn
But... That veil is dragging on the ground and getting dirty.
Gotta love the scripted asain gifs.
So who wins? The black bear or the black bear?
"Stan... Stan, get out of the road, you're drunk. Stan, come on man, don't be like this. Come on, let's just... DAMN IT would you stop! Now come on!"
That's just a distraction so the bear behind you could steal the snacks out of your trunk.
Get a room!!
Its just foreplay
TIL bears have dad bods.
Bear knuckles,cmon Boo Boo kick the crap out of Yogi
Meanwhile a third bear is cleaning out the cooler in the boat.
Where was this? Beautiful bear cubs.
He must have stole a pic-a-nic basket
Wow the animators at Pixar are really stepping up tier game!
Alternate universe Incredibles 2
Get 'em Jack-Jack.
The live action Incredibles 3 is looking good.
You are nice. I will eat you last.
Daww. They're playing Pat-a-cake.
That's one of the few instances where you can say the raccoon is smarter than the human.
Darn them trash bandits being so cute! and as for the Raccoon......... :D
Aww, he thinks he's people.
”I’ll get you out, little hooman. I’ll get you out.”
I'm not going to link to the content because it is so horrifying, but racoons will eat small children. Please don't encourage this.
Really disappointing that it took Redditors this long to provide the sauce.
I like how she hugged him a 2nd and 3rd time and each time he hugged her back without pulling away. A true gentleman right there.
Anyone else notice how she died at the end? Her shoe must've come off.
burning with jealousy
I didn’t really care for him as the Winter Soldier, but he was phenomenal in I, Tonya.
Hm i wonder if this would count as assault if her eye actually got damaged?
That's why I always cover the tip of the plane with my chewed up bubblegum. If it hits you in the eye, it's just squishy, and then you get to chew some gum.
... until someone get hurt 🤕
Cue For the Damaged Coda
Yeah, don't do this people...
I like the angle shot showing the definition of its legs.
He doesn't kick even though he keeps swinging. He must be the all powerful 'furry swinger' I hear so much about.
it's not necessarily happy, it would probaly prefer to be on the ground. It's just been bred to have an eternal smile because humans like that, like most dog breeds
Happy because she can’t feel the hip dysplasia yet
It has that look my dog has when we force him into a certain position. He tolerates it a few seconds and then starts trying to yank himself out of it...
I mean... he could still have his testicles... so...
Let's be honest though: that was done for attention on Facebook, not for the dog's enjoyment. Dogs generally don't like being in that position (they didn't evolve upright like humans did).
Furries at the park! What a super realistic dog suit!
It's a floof!
...I'm guessing it could
Kinda looks like he has a diaper on
Looks like the furry kid is lonesome on the playground
Can always be happier. Add bacon =)
Was the dog dizzy when taken off the swing
That kid is very hairy....
Good thing I have no baaaaaaaaaaaaaalls...
Looks oddly anthropomorphic like that.
how can anyone watch this and not absorb some happy?
Why does that look alot like a human?
Raise kids not dogs, you fucking losers.
I wonder if mom and dad...nevermind
Am I the only one who thinks that puts unnatural stress on the dogs anatomy?
We evolved to be upright and our backs are still incredibly fragile...
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