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AUTOMATIC CLAMPING WIRELESS CAR CHARGER with MOUNT

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COMMENTS

  • mkglass
    152 points Mar 20,2019, 2:58pm

    Why doesn’t it wait in the open position?

  • ProtonDeathRay
    48 points Mar 20,2019, 3:05pm

    It's never the connection to the phone that's the problem it's the base that Sucks. the suction cups usually never work or you have to block your air conditioner to stick it onto vent.

  • g2g079
    20 points Mar 20,2019, 3:37pm

    That looks awkward as hell to load.

  • ndm250
    43 points Mar 20,2019, 3:30pm

    Over engineered garbage

  • aciid3
    19 points Mar 20,2019, 3:45pm
  • Oshkosh_Guy
    5 points Mar 20,2019, 2:31pm

    I have the Squish charger and it works pretty well. It doesn't have the automated arms though. https://smile.amazon.com/Squish-Wireless-Adjustable-Smartphones-Certified/dp/B079L4TRW1/

  • tdmoney
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 8:12pm

    Garbage

  • shakes1983
    7 points Mar 20,2019, 1:48pm

    OK OP stop playing games and give the link where I can shove my money and buy this thing

  • Anach
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 7:12pm

    This looks horrible to use. Quicker to just use the manual ones, and less frustrating. Also, why are all these big mounts clamping to flimsy airvents and blocking my aircon, when they could be using my unused CD slot and clamp more securely.

  • MeenXo
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 4:21pm

    That's so unnecessary and would annoy me after a while. Just get a magnetic holder and call it a day.

  • DontCallMeInTheAM
    4 points Mar 20,2019, 1:43pm

    Where am I buying this from?

  • dogear
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 3:28pm

    I have this type of mount and it works great. Only challenge is that sometimes I turn off the car and forget to release the phone. A nice improvement would be a capacitor with enough juice to open the arms without a power source

  • Upvote_I_will
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 3:58pm

    Meh, I just bought a wireless charger with a magnet for my car, works great and is really east to use. I only have to make a skin wrap for my phone to hold the magnetic ring, but Im preferring that to this holder.

  • Mattprime86
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 5:17pm

    Oh I see you work for Snapchat

  • ksavage68
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 5:51pm

    Magnetic Scoshe mount is the best if you don't need charging. I have tried tons.

  • NOTaMango
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 6:00pm

    None of these phones have cases, I assume it doesn't work through a case.

  • masterninjasupreme
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 7:32pm

    There’s still a wire hanging off the bottom of the mount.

  • hayden_evans
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 8:50pm

    This seems really over engineered. It’s as if not a single designer was contacted about this project.

  • dmanb
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 3:28pm

    Dumbbbbbb

  • benmarvin
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:01pm

    This seems to be the specific one from the GIF: https://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/b3extd/automatic_clamping_wireless_car_charger_with_mount/

    There's a bunch more out there, just search for motorized phone holder. Or gravity phone holder.

  • DBGladden
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:42pm

    That is sexy

  • hendawg86
    -1 points Mar 20,2019, 3:41pm

    My problem with all of these charging mounts is the videos always show how easily it goes to “charging” but then they are NEVER in a phone case. 1. Are you an animal?! The phone should be in a case.2. Does it even work (charge) if the phone is in a case.3. If not, does that mean after I buy it will I feel buyers remorse and either try to send it back or try to use it for 15 days before I get tired of taking my phone out of its case and putting it back in every time I have to get in/out of my car???

  • ld2gj
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:54pm

    This might be great unless you have an OtterBox protecting your phone.

  • ubbilode
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:55pm

    What do you do if you have Android auto/Carplay??

  • LowestKey
    -8 points Mar 20,2019, 1:55pm

    I guess it’s still wireless charging despite the wire we see sticking out of it :p

COMMENTS

  • mkglass
    152 points Mar 20,2019, 2:58pm

    Why doesn’t it wait in the open position?

  • ProtonDeathRay
    48 points Mar 20,2019, 3:05pm

    It's never the connection to the phone that's the problem it's the base that Sucks. the suction cups usually never work or you have to block your air conditioner to stick it onto vent.

  • g2g079
    20 points Mar 20,2019, 3:37pm

    That looks awkward as hell to load.

  • raitalin
    13 points Mar 20,2019, 4:20pm

    This is definitely a product that needed a small failure prone motor added to it.

  • ndm250
    43 points Mar 20,2019, 3:30pm

    Over engineered garbage

  • aciid3
    19 points Mar 20,2019, 3:45pm
  • Oshkosh_Guy
    5 points Mar 20,2019, 2:31pm

    I have the Squish charger and it works pretty well. It doesn't have the automated arms though. https://smile.amazon.com/Squish-Wireless-Adjustable-Smartphones-Certified/dp/B079L4TRW1/

  • tdmoney
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 8:12pm

    Garbage

  • shakes1983
    7 points Mar 20,2019, 1:48pm

    OK OP stop playing games and give the link where I can shove my money and buy this thing

  • Anach
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 7:12pm

    This looks horrible to use. Quicker to just use the manual ones, and less frustrating. Also, why are all these big mounts clamping to flimsy airvents and blocking my aircon, when they could be using my unused CD slot and clamp more securely.

  • MeenXo
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 4:21pm

    That's so unnecessary and would annoy me after a while. Just get a magnetic holder and call it a day.

  • DontCallMeInTheAM
    4 points Mar 20,2019, 1:43pm

    Where am I buying this from?

  • dogear
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 3:28pm

    I have this type of mount and it works great. Only challenge is that sometimes I turn off the car and forget to release the phone. A nice improvement would be a capacitor with enough juice to open the arms without a power source

  • Upvote_I_will
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 3:58pm

    Meh, I just bought a wireless charger with a magnet for my car, works great and is really east to use. I only have to make a skin wrap for my phone to hold the magnetic ring, but Im preferring that to this holder.

  • Mattprime86
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 5:17pm

    Oh I see you work for Snapchat

  • ksavage68
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 5:51pm

    Magnetic Scoshe mount is the best if you don't need charging. I have tried tons.

  • NOTaMango
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 6:00pm

    None of these phones have cases, I assume it doesn't work through a case.

  • masterninjasupreme
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 7:32pm

    There’s still a wire hanging off the bottom of the mount.

  • hayden_evans
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 8:50pm

    This seems really over engineered. It’s as if not a single designer was contacted about this project.

  • dmanb
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 3:28pm

    Dumbbbbbb

  • benmarvin
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:01pm

    This seems to be the specific one from the GIF: https://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/b3extd/automatic_clamping_wireless_car_charger_with_mount/

    There's a bunch more out there, just search for motorized phone holder. Or gravity phone holder.

  • DBGladden
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:42pm

    That is sexy

  • hendawg86
    -1 points Mar 20,2019, 3:41pm

    My problem with all of these charging mounts is the videos always show how easily it goes to “charging” but then they are NEVER in a phone case. 1. Are you an animal?! The phone should be in a case.2. Does it even work (charge) if the phone is in a case.3. If not, does that mean after I buy it will I feel buyers remorse and either try to send it back or try to use it for 15 days before I get tired of taking my phone out of its case and putting it back in every time I have to get in/out of my car???

  • ld2gj
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:54pm

    This might be great unless you have an OtterBox protecting your phone.

  • ubbilode
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 3:55pm

    What do you do if you have Android auto/Carplay??

  • LowestKey
    -8 points Mar 20,2019, 1:55pm

    I guess it’s still wireless charging despite the wire we see sticking out of it :p

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Apparently Starships don’t password protect their database

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The times they are a-changing...

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COMMENTS

  • LinuxGeek747
    1 points Mar 09,2019, 12:42pm

    That's caused by consumeristic proprietary bullshit the big companies feed to us. I dread the world where mobile phones dominate the computing market.

  • netgu
    1 points Mar 09,2019, 3:26pm

    32bit OS, what the fuck

COMMENTS

  • LinuxGeek747
    1 points Mar 09,2019, 12:42pm

    That's caused by consumeristic proprietary bullshit the big companies feed to us. I dread the world where mobile phones dominate the computing market.

  • netgu
    1 points Mar 09,2019, 3:26pm

    32bit OS, what the fuck

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When academics get married

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COMMENTS

  • PacManFan123
    11 points Mar 09,2019, 3:04pm

    Needs a peer review.

  • fungalfeet
    1 points Mar 09,2019, 4:07pm

    Cue the letters to the editor if this one gets published... By exes

  • deathskill99
    -1 points Mar 09,2019, 4:30pm

    Did Sheldon write this and Amy rejected it ?

COMMENTS

  • PacManFan123
    11 points Mar 09,2019, 3:04pm

    Needs a peer review.

  • fungalfeet
    1 points Mar 09,2019, 4:07pm

    Cue the letters to the editor if this one gets published... By exes

  • deathskill99
    -1 points Mar 09,2019, 4:30pm

    Did Sheldon write this and Amy rejected it ?

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2 down, 3 to go...

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My parents 3D printed a doorstop

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COMMENTS

  • kahlzun
    9 points Mar 03,2019, 5:05pm

    Still too soon :,(

  • _ThatBlink182Song
    6 points Mar 03,2019, 4:55pm

    Thats brilliant :)

  • Ebonic_Plague
    2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:36pm

    Did you print it 20 years in the future while Bran’s useless ass fucked around?

  • coldfusionpuppet
    2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:19pm

    Whoahdoor

  • LBTT
    3 points Mar 03,2019, 5:06pm

    Hodor! Hodor. Hodor... :-( Hodor?

  • mattpaavola3
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 6:32pm

    Make one for me please

  • alienzx
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:14pm

    Can you share source files

  • Kroxicon
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:23pm

    Too soon man, too soon.

  • TacitusKillgore
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 6:49pm

    Nice copyright violation fam

  • khreper
    -1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:18pm

    Sell that shit!

  • DeterministDiet
    -1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:40pm

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

  • Tuttilo
    -2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:15pm

    Best thing I've seen on Reddit all week

  • frezzzer
    -2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:18pm

    Sounds like a yooper

  • dgolfwood
    -2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:29pm

    Stop

  • WishfulAstronaut
    -4 points Mar 03,2019, 5:41pm

    How is this not a thing yet

  • holas84
    -4 points Mar 03,2019, 5:21pm

    You need to make an Etsy store for that thing right now. You just became a millionaire. Don't forget us little guys when you're rich and famous.

COMMENTS

  • Wapiti-eater
    22 points Mar 03,2019, 5:35pm
  • Bobbins1672
    10 points Mar 03,2019, 5:38pm

    Maybe this one on thingiverse...

    https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1658462

  • trackofalljades
    6 points Mar 03,2019, 6:14pm
  • derprah
    3 points Mar 03,2019, 6:00pm

    How dare you

  • kahlzun
    9 points Mar 03,2019, 5:05pm

    Still too soon :,(

  • _ThatBlink182Song
    6 points Mar 03,2019, 4:55pm

    Thats brilliant :)

  • Ebonic_Plague
    2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:36pm

    Did you print it 20 years in the future while Bran’s useless ass fucked around?

  • coldfusionpuppet
    2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:19pm

    Whoahdoor

  • LBTT
    3 points Mar 03,2019, 5:06pm

    Hodor! Hodor. Hodor... :-( Hodor?

  • mattpaavola3
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 6:32pm

    Make one for me please

  • alienzx
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:14pm

    Can you share source files

  • Kroxicon
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:23pm

    Too soon man, too soon.

  • TacitusKillgore
    1 points Mar 03,2019, 6:49pm

    Nice copyright violation fam

  • khreper
    -1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:18pm

    Sell that shit!

  • DeterministDiet
    -1 points Mar 03,2019, 5:40pm

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

  • Tuttilo
    -2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:15pm

    Best thing I've seen on Reddit all week

  • frezzzer
    -2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:18pm

    Sounds like a yooper

  • dgolfwood
    -2 points Mar 03,2019, 5:29pm

    Stop

  • WishfulAstronaut
    -4 points Mar 03,2019, 5:41pm

    How is this not a thing yet

  • holas84
    -4 points Mar 03,2019, 5:21pm

    You need to make an Etsy store for that thing right now. You just became a millionaire. Don't forget us little guys when you're rich and famous.

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Star Trek Discovery Is the Red Angel...(possible spoilers)

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COMMENTS

  • JaguarPorsche
    1 points Feb 28,2019, 7:10am

    Virtue signalling and Liberal values has destroyed this series. I watched a few episodes and was turned off. I now watch a much better series; The Orville is now the sci-fi of choice for me.

COMMENTS

  • JaguarPorsche
    1 points Feb 28,2019, 7:10am

    Virtue signalling and Liberal values has destroyed this series. I watched a few episodes and was turned off. I now watch a much better series; The Orville is now the sci-fi of choice for me.

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Butter spreader

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COMMENTS

  • discofrisko
    133 points Feb 18,2019, 7:09am

    What is my purpose?

  • MrNick4
    56 points Feb 18,2019, 7:38am

    Wait why does he stack the buttered slices

  • breddy
    75 points Feb 18,2019, 7:40am

    That there's a uni-tasker.

  • gbux
    17 points Feb 18,2019, 8:04am

    Fuck yeah, spread it

  • rattlemebones
    24 points Feb 18,2019, 6:19am

    Fetch me the butter spreader!

  • cr0ft
    10 points Feb 18,2019, 8:20am

    Probably a useful design for someone who has to churn out a lot of sandwiches in a day, like a café that does their own in house.

  • PlaceboJesus
    15 points Feb 18,2019, 7:14am

    Ohhhh. Butter spreader. I read it wrong.

  • ForgingFakes
    16 points Feb 18,2019, 8:17am

    This looks more like margarine...

  • BestRbx
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 9:15am

    so if this is crossposted to /r/grilledcheese , would they hail it as a glorious advancement of science, or condemn it as blasphemous laziness?

  • fillurheartwithglee
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 1:56pm
  • fried_clams
    4 points Feb 18,2019, 9:32am

    WTF is that floppy-assed bread?

  • jfk333
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 7:44am

    Well...that was...something...

  • EndlessEclipsed
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 9:04am

    SPEEDRUN

  • VanCanFan75
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 11:10am

    The greatest invention since sliced bread.

  • skywalker404
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 2:31pm

    That could have been done butter.

    ...

    But seriously folks, I'm here all week!

  • Tarted888
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 2:34pm

    It looks like country crock to me. Real butter is either too cold to think about spreading or it's already melted.

  • KatieOpeia
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 3:39pm

    Not enough butter.

  • bubba9999
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 7:24am

    this is the future that I want to be living in.

  • GodricSnape
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 8:28am

    Oh buttspreader where have you been my entire life?

  • AngryPotatoMaster
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:22am

    Easy butter is superior!

  • Deadpan9
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:24am

    Looks like the plastic affordable version, so ~$50?

  • sywesid
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:30am

    This seems like it works well with exactly one size bread.

    (or at least single-width bread)

  • rajugurusamy
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:34am

    best invention since sliced bread ?

  • copperholic
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 10:03am

    Health Mangler 2000.

  • boulderdrop
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 11:11am

    Still rips your bread when it's winter and the stick is hard

  • motophiliac
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 11:23am

    Thiccer you slut.

  • Kitsunate-
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 11:56am

    What is my purpose? - you spread butter

  • dregan
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:01pm

    Oh fuck yeah.

  • Aditya_MM
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:18pm

    Someone show this to Jacksepticeye

  • lornofteup
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:38pm

    I require one

  • mrsock_puppet
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:49pm

    Spread that butter, with the force!

  • severeon
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:52pm

    Who's got the STL for this, so I can go print one...

  • Cruzkitwiz
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:20pm

    ...and they wonder why all of us are fat...

  • DontBeSneeky
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:55pm

    Used to be a chef that had to butter 20+ loafs of bread every morning, this would have been great to use.

  • dogrescuersometimes
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:57pm

    Anyone else slightly horrified at the end when he put the butter spreader on his cell phone? (Just a reflective dish.)

  • Tristan401
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:58pm

    What kind of bread is that?

  • ShwaaMan
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 2:27pm

    That is not enough, I’m a butter fiend

  • hopesdead
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 2:52pm

    The Zooks would like to have a word with you.

  • eatrepeat
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:00pm

    Some days I kinda feel like that last, flat piece of toast. L

  • Ikinhaszkarmakplx2
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:18pm

    But why?

  • Loveinthemud
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:29pm

    Geek?

  • Beantownbrews
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:31pm

    When you see they cause of your death.

  • habibexpress
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:42pm

    So where do I get this from.

  • HoLeeFukSumTingWong_
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:51pm

    Would you like bread with that butter?

  • themastersb
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 4:35pm

    Fuck yeah! Spread it!

  • Van-Demon
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:23pm

    I came into comments for a link to where I could buy one of these a la shut up and take my money. But no link, bad bot, bad Reddit

  • skylarmt
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:42pm
  • vlandre
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:46pm

    Too thin.

  • MaIakai
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 7:01pm
  • muckpucker
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 7:38pm

    Does this device use East Coast butter or West Coast butter ?

  • brucetwarzen
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 8:24am

    This is so geeky. Shout out to all my toast geeks.

  • AutomatedMiner
    -2 points Feb 18,2019, 7:29am

    Or you could just use a knife you dingleberry chewer

  • Sharticus-Maximus
    -1 points Feb 18,2019, 8:23am

    TAKE MY MONEY!

  • MaxwellHouser
    -1 points Feb 18,2019, 10:14am

    What is my purpose?

  • account_is_deleted
    -2 points Feb 18,2019, 8:20am

    It's not completely useless, providing you only ever eat rectangular bread.

COMMENTS

  • discofrisko
    133 points Feb 18,2019, 7:09am

    What is my purpose?

  • MrNick4
    56 points Feb 18,2019, 7:38am

    Wait why does he stack the buttered slices

  • breddy
    75 points Feb 18,2019, 7:40am

    That there's a uni-tasker.

  • absolutbill
    48 points Feb 18,2019, 6:32am

    It seems hard to keep consistent, one slice heavy, one very light. Gotta get that thumb pressure down right.

  • gbux
    17 points Feb 18,2019, 8:04am

    Fuck yeah, spread it

  • rattlemebones
    24 points Feb 18,2019, 6:19am

    Fetch me the butter spreader!

  • cr0ft
    10 points Feb 18,2019, 8:20am

    Probably a useful design for someone who has to churn out a lot of sandwiches in a day, like a café that does their own in house.

  • PlaceboJesus
    15 points Feb 18,2019, 7:14am

    Ohhhh. Butter spreader. I read it wrong.

  • ForgingFakes
    16 points Feb 18,2019, 8:17am

    This looks more like margarine...

  • BestRbx
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 9:15am

    so if this is crossposted to /r/grilledcheese , would they hail it as a glorious advancement of science, or condemn it as blasphemous laziness?

  • fillurheartwithglee
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 1:56pm
  • fried_clams
    4 points Feb 18,2019, 9:32am

    WTF is that floppy-assed bread?

  • jfk333
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 7:44am

    Well...that was...something...

  • EndlessEclipsed
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 9:04am

    SPEEDRUN

  • VanCanFan75
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 11:10am

    The greatest invention since sliced bread.

  • skywalker404
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 2:31pm

    That could have been done butter.

    ...

    But seriously folks, I'm here all week!

  • Tarted888
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 2:34pm

    It looks like country crock to me. Real butter is either too cold to think about spreading or it's already melted.

  • KatieOpeia
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 3:39pm

    Not enough butter.

  • bubba9999
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 7:24am

    this is the future that I want to be living in.

  • GodricSnape
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 8:28am

    Oh buttspreader where have you been my entire life?

  • AngryPotatoMaster
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:22am

    Easy butter is superior!

  • Deadpan9
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:24am

    Looks like the plastic affordable version, so ~$50?

  • sywesid
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:30am

    This seems like it works well with exactly one size bread.

    (or at least single-width bread)

  • rajugurusamy
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 9:34am

    best invention since sliced bread ?

  • copperholic
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 10:03am

    Health Mangler 2000.

  • boulderdrop
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 11:11am

    Still rips your bread when it's winter and the stick is hard

  • motophiliac
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 11:23am

    Thiccer you slut.

  • Kitsunate-
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 11:56am

    What is my purpose? - you spread butter

  • dregan
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:01pm

    Oh fuck yeah.

  • Aditya_MM
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:18pm

    Someone show this to Jacksepticeye

  • lornofteup
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:38pm

    I require one

  • mrsock_puppet
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:49pm

    Spread that butter, with the force!

  • severeon
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 12:52pm

    Who's got the STL for this, so I can go print one...

  • Cruzkitwiz
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:20pm

    ...and they wonder why all of us are fat...

  • DontBeSneeky
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:55pm

    Used to be a chef that had to butter 20+ loafs of bread every morning, this would have been great to use.

  • dogrescuersometimes
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:57pm

    Anyone else slightly horrified at the end when he put the butter spreader on his cell phone? (Just a reflective dish.)

  • Tristan401
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 1:58pm

    What kind of bread is that?

  • ShwaaMan
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 2:27pm

    That is not enough, I’m a butter fiend

  • hopesdead
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 2:52pm

    The Zooks would like to have a word with you.

  • eatrepeat
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:00pm

    Some days I kinda feel like that last, flat piece of toast. L

  • Ikinhaszkarmakplx2
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:18pm

    But why?

  • Loveinthemud
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:29pm

    Geek?

  • Beantownbrews
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:31pm

    When you see they cause of your death.

  • habibexpress
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:42pm

    So where do I get this from.

  • HoLeeFukSumTingWong_
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:51pm

    Would you like bread with that butter?

  • themastersb
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 4:35pm

    Fuck yeah! Spread it!

  • Van-Demon
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:23pm

    I came into comments for a link to where I could buy one of these a la shut up and take my money. But no link, bad bot, bad Reddit

  • skylarmt
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:42pm
  • vlandre
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:46pm

    Too thin.

  • MaIakai
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 7:01pm
  • muckpucker
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 7:38pm

    Does this device use East Coast butter or West Coast butter ?

  • brucetwarzen
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 8:24am

    This is so geeky. Shout out to all my toast geeks.

  • AutomatedMiner
    -2 points Feb 18,2019, 7:29am

    Or you could just use a knife you dingleberry chewer

  • Sharticus-Maximus
    -1 points Feb 18,2019, 8:23am

    TAKE MY MONEY!

  • MaxwellHouser
    -1 points Feb 18,2019, 10:14am

    What is my purpose?

  • account_is_deleted
    -2 points Feb 18,2019, 8:20am

    It's not completely useless, providing you only ever eat rectangular bread.

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In-process testing for Angel of Death, during Hellboy 2: Golden Army

geek

COMMENTS

  • Kichigai
    61 points Feb 05,2019, 8:43am
  • xmetallica21
    29 points Feb 05,2019, 6:02am

    This would be pretty sweet for a thanatos cosplay in r/Smite

  • KezzardTheWizzard
    12 points Feb 05,2019, 8:12am

    "...and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone."

  • mattyblu77
    10 points Feb 05,2019, 10:19am

    Link to scene

    Edit : for bad spellingsmith

  • smellygooch18
    5 points Feb 05,2019, 4:19pm

    Now realize that the angel of death actor Doug Jones is pretty much in any movie with practical effects. He is really tall, and a contortionist.

    Del Toro uses him a lot. Angel of Death, Abe Sapien, the Faun, the sea creature from sound of water.

  • dropman2
    5 points Feb 05,2019, 9:03am

    SEPHIROTH

  • portablebiscuit
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 8:09am

    Looks like a higher tech version of the wings Sufjan Stevens wears in concert

  • grtwatkins
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 3:41pm

    In progress?

  • Worsebetter
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 6:17pm

    In utero wore it better

  • killerklixx
    0 points Feb 05,2019, 9:47am

    Hnnnng

  • DawnOfTheTruth
    0 points Feb 05,2019, 10:30am

    Bitching.

  • Xephus
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 7:21pm

    I made a version of that in high school. Not the Hellboy of ones, but I made collapsible wings. With a 12ft wingspan.

  • Assorted_Bits
    -11 points Feb 05,2019, 6:17am

    Usually wings are about 1.5 times the body length, but I guess that'll be done in post-processing. Looks cool though, but a bit halo'ish.

COMMENTS

  • Kichigai
    61 points Feb 05,2019, 8:43am
  • xmetallica21
    29 points Feb 05,2019, 6:02am

    This would be pretty sweet for a thanatos cosplay in r/Smite

  • KezzardTheWizzard
    12 points Feb 05,2019, 8:12am

    "...and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone."

  • rjksn
    12 points Feb 05,2019, 9:36am

    Once you see it on drag race, it's a lot less impressive anywhere else.

  • mattyblu77
    10 points Feb 05,2019, 10:19am

    Link to scene

    Edit : for bad spellingsmith

  • smellygooch18
    5 points Feb 05,2019, 4:19pm

    Now realize that the angel of death actor Doug Jones is pretty much in any movie with practical effects. He is really tall, and a contortionist.

    Del Toro uses him a lot. Angel of Death, Abe Sapien, the Faun, the sea creature from sound of water.

  • dropman2
    5 points Feb 05,2019, 9:03am

    SEPHIROTH

  • portablebiscuit
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 8:09am

    Looks like a higher tech version of the wings Sufjan Stevens wears in concert

  • grtwatkins
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 3:41pm

    In progress?

  • Worsebetter
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 6:17pm

    In utero wore it better

  • killerklixx
    0 points Feb 05,2019, 9:47am

    Hnnnng

  • DawnOfTheTruth
    0 points Feb 05,2019, 10:30am

    Bitching.

  • Xephus
    1 points Feb 05,2019, 7:21pm

    I made a version of that in high school. Not the Hellboy of ones, but I made collapsible wings. With a 12ft wingspan.

  • Assorted_Bits
    -11 points Feb 05,2019, 6:17am

    Usually wings are about 1.5 times the body length, but I guess that'll be done in post-processing. Looks cool though, but a bit halo'ish.

● ● ●

I found one of you today!

geek

COMMENTS

  • OverZealousPasta
    1 points Jan 27,2019, 7:51pm

    If every house were represented by a car. The Hundai Sonata would 100% be the car of Hufflepuff.

  • cromulent_verbage
    1 points Jan 27,2019, 6:46pm

    One point for Hufflepuff.

COMMENTS

  • OverZealousPasta
    1 points Jan 27,2019, 7:51pm

    If every house were represented by a car. The Hundai Sonata would 100% be the car of Hufflepuff.

  • cromulent_verbage
    1 points Jan 27,2019, 6:46pm

    One point for Hufflepuff.