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I know they're pandering to me... I don't mind

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COMMENTS

  • UKREDHOOD
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:21pm

    Where is this?

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  • UKREDHOOD
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:21pm

    Where is this?

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Bottle Keeper That Hides Your Beer Bottle And Keep it Cold.

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COMMENTS

  • frygoblin
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:02pm

    Or just pour the beer in a regular bottle? What am I missing here?

  • theragingdemon3
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 7:45pm

    Link??

  • Skadoosh_it
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:42pm

    When you're an alcoholic but still ashamed of it.

  • jsz
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:51pm

    well this'll get you in trouble at work

  • Vashsinn
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:38pm

    did he just slide that fancy cozy on then pick them both up and put the bottom on?

    how is the bottle going up if it has no bottom?

  • metyuadem
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:18pm

    Why would they put the beer cap back on?

COMMENTS

  • frygoblin
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:02pm

    Or just pour the beer in a regular bottle? What am I missing here?

  • theragingdemon3
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 7:45pm

    Link??

  • Skadoosh_it
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:42pm

    When you're an alcoholic but still ashamed of it.

  • bogseywogsey
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:33pm

    420 ATL REP

  • jsz
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:51pm

    well this'll get you in trouble at work

  • Vashsinn
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:38pm

    did he just slide that fancy cozy on then pick them both up and put the bottom on?

    how is the bottle going up if it has no bottom?

  • metyuadem
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:18pm

    Why would they put the beer cap back on?

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Etched some Destiny pint glasses for Father's Day

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The Ultimate Nerf Gun

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COMMENTS

  • dalgft
    88 points Jun 18,2019, 10:30am

    How about the power to kill a Yak. From 200 yards away.

  • Shiver999
    183 points Jun 18,2019, 9:36am

    Isn't there something in the Geneva Convention against this?

  • qnoor97
    111 points Jun 18,2019, 9:41am

    My son has one of these. It's called Nerf Rival Prometheus MXVIII-20K.

    As a dad all I can think of is, "who is gonna clean all that up??"

  • TheOther317
    15 points Jun 18,2019, 11:42am

    Unmodded.

    For serious performance, check out this beast that’s fully custom designed with too much power.

  • kardde
    9 points Jun 18,2019, 10:46am

    This kid has a Youtube series where he just plays with toys. My 4 year old is obsessed, but the videos have no inherent value whatsoever, besides not being as annoying as that fucking Ryan’s World kid.

  • MM-LEWD
    36 points Jun 18,2019, 9:55am

    No, THIS is the ultimate nerf gun.

  • dallamge
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:40pm

    So are we just not gonna talk about that kids shot grouping?

  • Fun_Stick
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 10:34am

    I see the happiest 8 year old on earth

  • DefendsTheDownvoted
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 11:06am

    It's called "The Prometheus"

    Nerf Rival Prometheus MXVIII-20K https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076JQP4X7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_22pcDb7243XHR

  • andrewpalmerusa
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:06pm

    To my friends with those home security cams: you shouldn’t have given me your spare key, because guess what I just bought!

  • JarringCorgi522
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 2:33pm

    Adam Savage wants to know your location

  • DarkFlite
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 11:53am

    Ultimate? Needs more daka.

  • luther84
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 12:09pm

    I hate to be that guy but eye protection would probably be good here

  • FenrirIII
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 9:35am

    Clean up aisle everywhere

  • kerrangutan
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 10:08am

    Surpressing fire!

  • HyperActive1DUK
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 10:16am

    Vaguely resembles the BFG.

  • LazyKidd420
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:56am

    That thing is mad accurate

  • DefendsTheDownvoted
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:04am

    Does Nerf even still make guns that shoot balls? All I ever see are the shitty foam darts. I want Nerf balls back!

  • My-Work-Reddit
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:05pm

    My son would LOVE this!!!

  • katapad
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14pm

    I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY... AND THIS IS MY WEAPON.

  • Newcool1230
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:34pm

    That bottom tarp didn't help at all...

  • aluck119
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:46pm

    Yeah so my dumb ass can get stuck having to search for and pick up all those balls.

  • sgursel
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:25pm

    Ryan and his toys, everywhere

  • GonnaBeTheBestMe
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:31pm

    Is anyone else really bothered by how he slings that over his neck? Please just pop the strap off your neck and onto your left side!

  • XxIronTrooper984xX
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:38pm

    The Balls Are Inert...

  • SomeNextLevelShit
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:40pm

    GIT SUM

  • RevWaldo
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 3:19pm
  • LerealiGeeko
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 3:47pm

    It’s nerf or nuf’ said you dead

  • Spark115
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:22pm
  • Deadpan9
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:24pm

    Got a tax stamp for that?

  • eddiebstanley
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:27pm

    So it’s Nerf that convinces these kids that Pay to Win is viable, huh?

  • IPoAC
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:56pm

    Wonder if there's cheese puffs just the right size to use as ammo

  • brodieman78
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:00pm

    California Breathes heavily and begins to twitch....

  • gepinniw
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:20pm

    The Rival projectiles have a pretty high velocity. They can actually sting a bit.

  • netxero
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:23pm

    This reminds me of that that weapon from hook that shot all those marbles

  • relet
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:31pm

    The moment where he realized the shoulder strap goes around the shoulder must have been glorious.

  • Coulrophagist
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:31pm

    I am heavy weapons kid, and this... Is my weapon

  • BennyNutts
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:35pm

    No man should wield such power

  • bewarethetreebadger
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:56pm

    Some fine shooting, Noble 5.

  • puevigi
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:05pm

    The look on that kids face at the end brings me back to my childhood. I remember feeling like that when I was around his age. Maybe a couple times for certain that I can still recall. Once I finally got a Lego set I wanted that had those cool transparent red and blue space ship parts and triangular pieces for wings (mom loved us but she had no idea there was a difference from one Lego set to the other). The other was the day we brought home an Atari 2600. Pac-Man had just come out and I remember getting that as well because she didn't realize Combat came with the console. Great memories.

  • morbidlysmalldick
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:21pm

    10 year old me is rock hard right now

  • xMcSquidx
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:03am

    Mark Robor and Adam Savage would each like a word with you

  • hippocrat
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:06am

    Jesse Ventura, age 6

  • loudthumpz
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 9:47am

    Video game footage of the new heavy gunner specialization in Division 2.

  • rubikscanopener
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 9:52am

    Oooooooooooh

  • jesuschin
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 10:18am

    That kids neck is gonna be jacked up

COMMENTS

  • dalgft
    88 points Jun 18,2019, 10:30am

    How about the power to kill a Yak. From 200 yards away.

  • Shiver999
    183 points Jun 18,2019, 9:36am

    Isn't there something in the Geneva Convention against this?

  • qnoor97
    111 points Jun 18,2019, 9:41am

    My son has one of these. It's called Nerf Rival Prometheus MXVIII-20K.

    As a dad all I can think of is, "who is gonna clean all that up??"

  • jonr
    51 points Jun 18,2019, 10:15am

    It cost 4 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds!

  • TheOther317
    15 points Jun 18,2019, 11:42am

    Unmodded.

    For serious performance, check out this beast that’s fully custom designed with too much power.

  • kardde
    9 points Jun 18,2019, 10:46am

    This kid has a Youtube series where he just plays with toys. My 4 year old is obsessed, but the videos have no inherent value whatsoever, besides not being as annoying as that fucking Ryan’s World kid.

  • MM-LEWD
    36 points Jun 18,2019, 9:55am

    No, THIS is the ultimate nerf gun.

  • dallamge
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:40pm

    So are we just not gonna talk about that kids shot grouping?

  • Fun_Stick
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 10:34am

    I see the happiest 8 year old on earth

  • DefendsTheDownvoted
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 11:06am

    It's called "The Prometheus"

    Nerf Rival Prometheus MXVIII-20K https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076JQP4X7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_22pcDb7243XHR

  • andrewpalmerusa
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:06pm

    To my friends with those home security cams: you shouldn’t have given me your spare key, because guess what I just bought!

  • JarringCorgi522
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 2:33pm

    Adam Savage wants to know your location

  • DarkFlite
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 11:53am

    Ultimate? Needs more daka.

  • luther84
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 12:09pm

    I hate to be that guy but eye protection would probably be good here

  • FenrirIII
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 9:35am

    Clean up aisle everywhere

  • kerrangutan
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 10:08am

    Surpressing fire!

  • HyperActive1DUK
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 10:16am

    Vaguely resembles the BFG.

  • LazyKidd420
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:56am

    That thing is mad accurate

  • DefendsTheDownvoted
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:04am

    Does Nerf even still make guns that shoot balls? All I ever see are the shitty foam darts. I want Nerf balls back!

  • My-Work-Reddit
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:05pm

    My son would LOVE this!!!

  • katapad
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14pm

    I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY... AND THIS IS MY WEAPON.

  • Newcool1230
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:34pm

    That bottom tarp didn't help at all...

  • aluck119
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:46pm

    Yeah so my dumb ass can get stuck having to search for and pick up all those balls.

  • sgursel
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:25pm

    Ryan and his toys, everywhere

  • GonnaBeTheBestMe
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:31pm

    Is anyone else really bothered by how he slings that over his neck? Please just pop the strap off your neck and onto your left side!

  • XxIronTrooper984xX
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:38pm

    The Balls Are Inert...

  • SomeNextLevelShit
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:40pm

    GIT SUM

  • RevWaldo
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 3:19pm
  • LerealiGeeko
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 3:47pm

    It’s nerf or nuf’ said you dead

  • Spark115
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:22pm
  • Deadpan9
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:24pm

    Got a tax stamp for that?

  • eddiebstanley
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:27pm

    So it’s Nerf that convinces these kids that Pay to Win is viable, huh?

  • IPoAC
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:56pm

    Wonder if there's cheese puffs just the right size to use as ammo

  • brodieman78
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:00pm

    California Breathes heavily and begins to twitch....

  • gepinniw
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:20pm

    The Rival projectiles have a pretty high velocity. They can actually sting a bit.

  • netxero
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:23pm

    This reminds me of that that weapon from hook that shot all those marbles

  • relet
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:31pm

    The moment where he realized the shoulder strap goes around the shoulder must have been glorious.

  • Coulrophagist
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:31pm

    I am heavy weapons kid, and this... Is my weapon

  • BennyNutts
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:35pm

    No man should wield such power

  • bewarethetreebadger
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:56pm

    Some fine shooting, Noble 5.

  • puevigi
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:05pm

    The look on that kids face at the end brings me back to my childhood. I remember feeling like that when I was around his age. Maybe a couple times for certain that I can still recall. Once I finally got a Lego set I wanted that had those cool transparent red and blue space ship parts and triangular pieces for wings (mom loved us but she had no idea there was a difference from one Lego set to the other). The other was the day we brought home an Atari 2600. Pac-Man had just come out and I remember getting that as well because she didn't realize Combat came with the console. Great memories.

  • morbidlysmalldick
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:21pm

    10 year old me is rock hard right now

  • xMcSquidx
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:03am

    Mark Robor and Adam Savage would each like a word with you

  • hippocrat
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:06am

    Jesse Ventura, age 6

  • loudthumpz
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 9:47am

    Video game footage of the new heavy gunner specialization in Division 2.

  • rubikscanopener
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 9:52am

    Oooooooooooh

  • jesuschin
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 10:18am

    That kids neck is gonna be jacked up

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My baby Groot planter looks like Groot is having a nice bath when I water it

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COMMENTS

  • coconuts_and_lime
    3 points Jun 14,2019, 7:16pm

    Baby groot do do do do do do

  • Torson_Fleetfyre
    2 points Jun 14,2019, 7:27pm

    I am Groot?

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  • coconuts_and_lime
    3 points Jun 14,2019, 7:16pm

    Baby groot do do do do do do

  • Torson_Fleetfyre
    2 points Jun 14,2019, 7:27pm

    I am Groot?

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Help me identify these pop reference guns

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COMMENTS

  • someCrookedVulture
    1 points Jun 13,2019, 4:45pm

    Top right - Portal gun from portal

    Top left - plasma cutter from dead space

    Under portal gun - chewies bolt caster from Star Wars

    Under bolt caster- noisy cricket from men in black

    Under that - proton pack from ghostbusters

    South west of that - rick Sanchez’s portal gun

    Above that - the needler from Halo

    Revolver looks like the gun from bladerunner

    Bottom right is from mass effect

    Revolver may also be from battlestar galactica. I can’t tell.

    Nvm. Bladerunner gun. Final answer.

  • FrisbeeD
    1 points Jun 13,2019, 5:10pm

    The gun under the plasma cutter I think is Robocop's

COMMENTS

  • someCrookedVulture
    1 points Jun 13,2019, 4:45pm

    Top right - Portal gun from portal

    Top left - plasma cutter from dead space

    Under portal gun - chewies bolt caster from Star Wars

    Under bolt caster- noisy cricket from men in black

    Under that - proton pack from ghostbusters

    South west of that - rick Sanchez’s portal gun

    Above that - the needler from Halo

    Revolver looks like the gun from bladerunner

    Bottom right is from mass effect

    Revolver may also be from battlestar galactica. I can’t tell.

    Nvm. Bladerunner gun. Final answer.

  • FrisbeeD
    1 points Jun 13,2019, 5:10pm

    The gun under the plasma cutter I think is Robocop's

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Solar Lighter

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Ashe mainer as Ashe herself ~ from Overwatch ~ by Evenink_cosplay

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COMMENTS

  • irina_sabetskaya
    1 points Jun 07,2019, 11:20am

    You can check more on r/IrinaSabetskaya (carefully, it's nsfw)

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  • irina_sabetskaya
    1 points Jun 07,2019, 11:20am

    You can check more on r/IrinaSabetskaya (carefully, it's nsfw)

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Prosthetic arm control

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COMMENTS

  • arnaudfortier
    6 points Jun 05,2019, 9:16am

    is that a right hand link to a left arm?

  • ryokojr
    4 points Jun 05,2019, 11:01am

    husband stirs in chair, anxiously awaiting his first handjob

  • Most_Chicken
    1 points Jun 05,2019, 9:56am

    it's cool that progress has reached such a level, soon people will start to print organs and it will be possible to gather people as a constructor

COMMENTS

  • arnaudfortier
    6 points Jun 05,2019, 9:16am

    is that a right hand link to a left arm?

  • ryokojr
    4 points Jun 05,2019, 11:01am

    husband stirs in chair, anxiously awaiting his first handjob

  • Most_Chicken
    1 points Jun 05,2019, 9:56am

    it's cool that progress has reached such a level, soon people will start to print organs and it will be possible to gather people as a constructor

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Took my 8 year old, dragon obsessed daughter to see Godzilla: King of the Monsters today and she made me this when we got home.

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COMMENTS

  • jsz
    1 points Jun 01,2019, 7:44pm

    whoa spoilers

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  • jsz
    1 points Jun 01,2019, 7:44pm

    whoa spoilers