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I think I found the original Slurms MacKenzie

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  • BikinMike
    16 points Oct 18,2018, 7:40pm

    Now I feel old because my first thought was “how could you not know that?!?” Thanks.

  • theundeadsteve
    6 points Oct 18,2018, 7:43pm

    Sometimes I forget that not everyone was alive in the 80’s.

    Yes Spuds was a real thing and while I was under the age of 10 I remember wow what a cool dog I wish I could drink budweiser. Which makes me realize they do advertise alcohol towards kids

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  • BikinMike
    16 points Oct 18,2018, 7:40pm

    Now I feel old because my first thought was “how could you not know that?!?” Thanks.

  • theundeadsteve
    6 points Oct 18,2018, 7:43pm

    Sometimes I forget that not everyone was alive in the 80’s.

    Yes Spuds was a real thing and while I was under the age of 10 I remember wow what a cool dog I wish I could drink budweiser. Which makes me realize they do advertise alcohol towards kids

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#scruffythoughts

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  • like8sharks
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 10:46am

    Where's my Darth Ithead quote!

  • ScallyBoat
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:53pm

    Supreme diggity.

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  • like8sharks
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 10:46am

    Where's my Darth Ithead quote!

  • ScallyBoat
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:53pm

    Supreme diggity.

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The lottery drawing tomorrow is for 900 million dollars. Time to buy a ticket.

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  • joeyl1990
    7 points Oct 18,2018, 6:24pm

    I bought 450 million tickets.

  • Tivia
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 8:12pm

    I mean, I recognize I have zero chance of winning. That however doesn't stop me from buying 1 ticket when it gets stupid high like this. The entertainment value is worth throwing $2 away. Hell I throw away more on dumber shit weekly and I buy at most 3-4 lotto tickets a year.

  • srbumblebeeman
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:49pm

    I will be a very wealthy ~sniff sniff~ mule farmer after winning this lotto.

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  • joeyl1990
    7 points Oct 18,2018, 6:24pm

    I bought 450 million tickets.

  • Tivia
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 8:12pm

    I mean, I recognize I have zero chance of winning. That however doesn't stop me from buying 1 ticket when it gets stupid high like this. The entertainment value is worth throwing $2 away. Hell I throw away more on dumber shit weekly and I buy at most 3-4 lotto tickets a year.

  • srbumblebeeman
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:49pm

    I will be a very wealthy ~sniff sniff~ mule farmer after winning this lotto.

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Millionaire who won Banksy's auction.

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  • OttoVonWong
    20 points Oct 18,2018, 4:31pm

    Well, how is his painting holding up?

  • austinizzle
    7 points Oct 18,2018, 6:53pm

    Was the shredder built into the painting frame?

  • dostoyefski
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 8:27pm

    Repost

  • shinymeatbicycl
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 7:58pm

    Hmm a repost days late... genius

  • Penguinmanereikel
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 8:00pm

    R-r-r-REPOST!

  • buffaysmellycat
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:55pm

    was this inspired by one of the comments from your venom post

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  • OttoVonWong
    20 points Oct 18,2018, 4:31pm

    Well, how is his painting holding up?

  • austinizzle
    7 points Oct 18,2018, 6:53pm

    Was the shredder built into the painting frame?

  • dostoyefski
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 8:27pm

    Repost

  • slashing164
    6 points Oct 18,2018, 4:38pm

    Worth way more now. Still think it's a big stunt.

  • shinymeatbicycl
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 7:58pm

    Hmm a repost days late... genius

  • Penguinmanereikel
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 8:00pm

    R-r-r-REPOST!

  • buffaysmellycat
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:55pm

    was this inspired by one of the comments from your venom post

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Use it as you please

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  • HeavyToady
    169 points Oct 18,2018, 7:22am

    I should comment something... although I am already in my pajamas...

  • The_Kid_Kelly
    71 points Oct 18,2018, 5:10am

    It's a suppository?

  • BourbonAndSweatpants
    36 points Oct 18,2018, 9:10am

    I've had this image saved on my phone for months. Just waiting for a time to use it. Unfortunately, I have found that good news that is worth sharing with everyone is more uncommon than I had anticipated.

  • banjo_hero
    35 points Oct 18,2018, 7:25am

    Excellent!

    ...

    Shit, wrong old cartoon man. :)

  • dudeguy73
    15 points Oct 18,2018, 10:47am

    Why do I want this tattooed on me

  • PenguinAsociation
    14 points Oct 18,2018, 10:06am

    do with him whatever u like

  • llcooljessie
    10 points Oct 18,2018, 11:19am

    You got a version with less jpg?

  • MrKerplunky
    8 points Oct 18,2018, 10:49am

    Phone wallpaper it is.

  • comodin
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 3:25pm

    Amy: Aren't you gonna say [imitating Professor Farnsworth's voice] Good news, everyone?

    Professor Farnsworth: No, I just said that for Fry's benefit. May the poor fellow feel better about his pointless job.

  • Rbrdkyst4
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 11:06am

    T-shirt, it is

  • thedukeofbeerington
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 2:14pm

    I've taught the toaster to feel love

  • LPD78
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:02pm

    It really is - Amazon put Future may up for Prime Users in Germany, but only the dubbed version. Apparently there must have been quite a few complaints, because today they added the OV.

  • wellwaffled
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 1:07pm

    Every time I get an erection:

  • LeDoggoMom
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:27pm

    Never fails. I always read this sentence in the professor’s voice.

  • Subtotalpoet
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:55pm

    Nailed it

  • Gocwald
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 2:35pm

    Thank you.

  • rahthesungod
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 4:35pm

    Thanks! New phone wallpaper!

  • Zizgor33688
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:24pm

    Not all heroes wear capes.

  • oakbarrelbear
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:46pm

    I didn’t know I needed this until now, thank you kind friend!

  • cthulhuforpresidente
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:47pm

    To shreds, you say?

  • Equalizer101
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 11:23am
  • noahknife88
    -2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:33pm

    When you’re single living in Alabama and your family is visiting

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  • HeavyToady
    169 points Oct 18,2018, 7:22am

    I should comment something... although I am already in my pajamas...

  • The_Kid_Kelly
    71 points Oct 18,2018, 5:10am

    It's a suppository?

  • BourbonAndSweatpants
    36 points Oct 18,2018, 9:10am

    I've had this image saved on my phone for months. Just waiting for a time to use it. Unfortunately, I have found that good news that is worth sharing with everyone is more uncommon than I had anticipated.

  • bgzlvsdmb
    32 points Oct 18,2018, 10:44am

    I can't use this at work. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

  • banjo_hero
    35 points Oct 18,2018, 7:25am

    Excellent!

    ...

    Shit, wrong old cartoon man. :)

  • dudeguy73
    15 points Oct 18,2018, 10:47am

    Why do I want this tattooed on me

  • PenguinAsociation
    14 points Oct 18,2018, 10:06am

    do with him whatever u like

  • llcooljessie
    10 points Oct 18,2018, 11:19am

    You got a version with less jpg?

  • MrKerplunky
    8 points Oct 18,2018, 10:49am

    Phone wallpaper it is.

  • comodin
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 3:25pm

    Amy: Aren't you gonna say [imitating Professor Farnsworth's voice] Good news, everyone?

    Professor Farnsworth: No, I just said that for Fry's benefit. May the poor fellow feel better about his pointless job.

  • Rbrdkyst4
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 11:06am

    T-shirt, it is

  • thedukeofbeerington
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 2:14pm

    I've taught the toaster to feel love

  • LPD78
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:02pm

    It really is - Amazon put Future may up for Prime Users in Germany, but only the dubbed version. Apparently there must have been quite a few complaints, because today they added the OV.

  • wellwaffled
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 1:07pm

    Every time I get an erection:

  • LeDoggoMom
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:27pm

    Never fails. I always read this sentence in the professor’s voice.

  • Subtotalpoet
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:55pm

    Nailed it

  • Gocwald
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 2:35pm

    Thank you.

  • rahthesungod
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 4:35pm

    Thanks! New phone wallpaper!

  • Zizgor33688
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:24pm

    Not all heroes wear capes.

  • oakbarrelbear
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:46pm

    I didn’t know I needed this until now, thank you kind friend!

  • cthulhuforpresidente
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:47pm

    To shreds, you say?

  • Equalizer101
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 11:23am
  • noahknife88
    -2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:33pm

    When you’re single living in Alabama and your family is visiting

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#scruffythoughts

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COMMENTS

  • Some_dude_eh
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 11:46am

    Turlit

  • cashandbrand2
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 12:46pm

    Life and death is a seemless continuum. Mmhmm. #scruffythoughts

  • vaskark
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 2:39pm

    Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived ... [licks finger, turns page]

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  • Some_dude_eh
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 11:46am

    Turlit

  • cashandbrand2
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 12:46pm

    Life and death is a seemless continuum. Mmhmm. #scruffythoughts

  • vaskark
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 2:39pm

    Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived ... [licks finger, turns page]

  • fallentower19
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 2:50pm

    The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long

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Yo, Armada! You got big wheels! Imma call you

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  • DissapointedOptimist
    7 points Oct 16,2018, 1:28pm

    NO ONE CALLS ME PROFESSOR!!!

  • Digitman801
    4 points Oct 16,2018, 3:10pm

    Your mouth just wrote a PayPal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!

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  • DissapointedOptimist
    7 points Oct 16,2018, 1:28pm

    NO ONE CALLS ME PROFESSOR!!!

  • Digitman801
    4 points Oct 16,2018, 3:10pm

    Your mouth just wrote a PayPal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!

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Check out my new Lord Nibbler! I wish there were more episodes about him.

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COMMENTS

  • ScrewsFallOut69
    3 points Oct 15,2018, 3:35pm

    "Sometimes I fear we are cute""Oh nigglesnoosh"

  • Some_dude_eh
    2 points Oct 15,2018, 3:43pm

    Fearsome though we are... prrrrrrrrr

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  • ScrewsFallOut69
    3 points Oct 15,2018, 3:35pm

    "Sometimes I fear we are cute""Oh nigglesnoosh"

  • Some_dude_eh
    2 points Oct 15,2018, 3:43pm

    Fearsome though we are... prrrrrrrrr

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It's xmas time in Shanghai!

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Air force 1 "Bender Futurama"?

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COMMENTS

  • therealmikiethepunk
    3 points Oct 13,2018, 3:02pm

    I'm gonna call bullshit...

    Benders baby shoes were bronze...

  • p_whitters
    2 points Oct 13,2018, 5:06pm

    It’s not even 40% bender

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  • therealmikiethepunk
    3 points Oct 13,2018, 3:02pm

    I'm gonna call bullshit...

    Benders baby shoes were bronze...

  • p_whitters
    2 points Oct 13,2018, 5:06pm

    It’s not even 40% bender