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Guys! Guys! Guys! Check out my new enamel pins! They match my cats Fry and Leela!!!

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COMMENTS

  • greenponies
    4 points Aug 22,2019, 11:24pm

    I love everything about this!

  • ofBeautyandRage0
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 11:47pm

    Where can I get one (or all) of these beautiful pins??

  • morrisandmunda
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:42am

    Oh no this is too cute!

COMMENTS

  • greenponies
    4 points Aug 22,2019, 11:24pm

    I love everything about this!

  • ofBeautyandRage0
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 11:47pm

    Where can I get one (or all) of these beautiful pins??

  • morrisandmunda
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 4:42am

    Oh no this is too cute!

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With all of this spiderman business going on

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COMMENTS

  • FMLWilliams
    35 points Aug 23,2019, 4:50am

    It already consumed the Fox and the films of Lucas

  • Autode1ta
    22 points Aug 23,2019, 9:00am

    Please god no. Imagine the quality of entertainment if Disney was only competing with Disney.....

  • troryANCAS
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 12:40pm

    I gave the up-vote, but for the love of Bender, please, no. Disney's slice of the entertainment industry pie is too large as it is.

  • Expecto_Buttsex
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 11:34am

    It is true what they say. Disney is from Omicron Persei 7 and Sony from Omicron Persei 9.

  • QuitYourBullshiiiiet
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:32pm

    Yay for monopolization, I hope one day Disney will be able to provide me not just with entertainment, but with everything else I need in life too! Disneycoin instead of currency, use Disneymart for all my shopping, make sure that all my foods are certified DisneySanto fresh, wouldn't the world be so wonderful? EEEEEURRRRRRRRRR

  • Ojiji_bored
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 10:50am

    Perhaps Sony's coveted toxic defences have prevented Disney from risking consumption.

  • habituallinestepper1
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 5:40am

    There's a really good Venom joke to be made here but I am not that talented.

  • modern_drift
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:05pm

    buy sony, eliminate sony's grasp on spider-man, set sony free.

  • VocationFumes
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm

    I think they are saving that for "sweeps week"

  • captainfatmatt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:20pm

    Because the government would probably step in to stop it, to prevent a monopoly from forming

  • lost433m
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:50pm

    Disney is the Borg from Star Trek that will soon assimilate all movie industries into it!

COMMENTS

  • FMLWilliams
    35 points Aug 23,2019, 4:50am

    It already consumed the Fox and the films of Lucas

  • Autode1ta
    22 points Aug 23,2019, 9:00am

    Please god no. Imagine the quality of entertainment if Disney was only competing with Disney.....

  • troryANCAS
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 12:40pm

    I gave the up-vote, but for the love of Bender, please, no. Disney's slice of the entertainment industry pie is too large as it is.

  • Joe_of_all_trades
    6 points Aug 23,2019, 10:37am

    They must be saving that for sweeps week

  • Expecto_Buttsex
    8 points Aug 23,2019, 11:34am

    It is true what they say. Disney is from Omicron Persei 7 and Sony from Omicron Persei 9.

  • QuitYourBullshiiiiet
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 1:32pm

    Yay for monopolization, I hope one day Disney will be able to provide me not just with entertainment, but with everything else I need in life too! Disneycoin instead of currency, use Disneymart for all my shopping, make sure that all my foods are certified DisneySanto fresh, wouldn't the world be so wonderful? EEEEEURRRRRRRRRR

  • Ojiji_bored
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 10:50am

    Perhaps Sony's coveted toxic defences have prevented Disney from risking consumption.

  • habituallinestepper1
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 5:40am

    There's a really good Venom joke to be made here but I am not that talented.

  • modern_drift
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:05pm

    buy sony, eliminate sony's grasp on spider-man, set sony free.

  • VocationFumes
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 12:22pm

    I think they are saving that for "sweeps week"

  • captainfatmatt
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 3:20pm

    Because the government would probably step in to stop it, to prevent a monopoly from forming

  • lost433m
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 5:50pm

    Disney is the Borg from Star Trek that will soon assimilate all movie industries into it!

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The Farnsworth Parabox

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COMMENTS

  • mattreyu
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 3:32pm

    the box says no

  • LegMutant
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 6:15pm

    zoooooiiiiidbeeeeeeerrrrrg

  • dmaster1213
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:01pm

    Why not.

  • Kallivis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:37pm

    The Fryson Squere dilemma?

COMMENTS

  • mattreyu
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 3:32pm

    the box says no

  • LegMutant
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 6:15pm

    zoooooiiiiidbeeeeeeerrrrrg

  • dmaster1213
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:01pm

    Why not.

  • therealplayauh
    2 points Aug 23,2019, 8:33pm

    Hooray, I'm useful!

  • Kallivis
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 8:37pm

    The Fryson Squere dilemma?

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I know Matt has been "known" for predicting things within The Simpsons, but I caught this little gem in S10 E04. (I apologise if this has been mentioned before, not trying to steal anyone's idea or anything).

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COMMENTS

  • Matthew_A_creations
    7 points Aug 21,2019, 2:09am

    LIES! Don’t believe Matt! He is a intergalactic time traveler!

  • CrzyPickleWeasel
    4 points Aug 21,2019, 6:28am

    Better hope he don't get taken down in that Epstein scandal. Wonder if he predicted that.

COMMENTS

  • Matthew_A_creations
    7 points Aug 21,2019, 2:09am

    LIES! Don’t believe Matt! He is a intergalactic time traveler!

  • CrzyPickleWeasel
    4 points Aug 21,2019, 6:28am

    Better hope he don't get taken down in that Epstein scandal. Wonder if he predicted that.

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Ready to save the universe!

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COMMENTS

  • CaptainJuiceboxHolt
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 2:29pm

    The Doom Bringer!

  • LegMutant
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 3:59pm

    doesn't even need a wind up key.

COMMENTS

  • CaptainJuiceboxHolt
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 2:29pm

    The Doom Bringer!

  • LegMutant
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 3:59pm

    doesn't even need a wind up key.

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Bringing truth to the people, one dating app at a time!

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COMMENTS

  • TripleEhBeef
    9 points Aug 19,2019, 9:40am

    FOR QUALITY CARPETS GO TO DAN'S CARPET WAREHOUSE!

  • TheLakeAndTheGlass
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 10:39am

    “What really killed the dinosaurs?”

    “ME!!!”

  • crk112
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 3:15pm

    I’m a gigantic brain!

COMMENTS

  • TripleEhBeef
    9 points Aug 19,2019, 9:40am

    FOR QUALITY CARPETS GO TO DAN'S CARPET WAREHOUSE!

  • TheLakeAndTheGlass
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 10:39am

    “What really killed the dinosaurs?”

    “ME!!!”

  • crk112
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 3:15pm

    I’m a gigantic brain!

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Original Fox Broadcasting VHS Futurama Taoes

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COMMENTS

  • jehster
    75 points Aug 18,2019, 8:54pm

    Apparently I'm unable to read my own post... tapes, not whatever thing I wrote while stroking out.

  • BBPopUp
    61 points Aug 18,2019, 9:47pm

    Can you confirm if Nibblers shadow was present in the original pilot?

  • gcube5
    22 points Aug 18,2019, 10:01pm

    Single female lawyer!

  • K-263-54
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 11:20pm

    Don't spill beer on them!

  • palmerense
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 11:56pm

    “On this episode of pawn stars”.

  • Dizgt87
    5 points Aug 18,2019, 8:54pm

    I want them!

  • lowercase_underscore
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 7:18am

    /u/jehster ! Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!

  • DistantKarma
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 9:19am

    These aren't VHS tapes. That's 3/4 inch video. (UMATIC) While similar to VHS it was more of an industrial thing, but they won't play in a VHS machine.

  • Mattprime86
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 9:39pm

    Taoes

  • BurnZ_AU
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 7:49am

    Pop those tabs out too please.

  • HoveringSquidworld97
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 8:36am

    I swear I have the same dining room table.

  • WhoPushedMe54
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:20am

    Be sure to digitize those before the second coming of Jesus

  • boddah666
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:22am

    “Neat!” 🤖📸

  • Arkanoid0
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:29am

    The fact that the label says Fox Digital has me worried they might be D-VHS, the tape should have a hole on the underside that will tell you, like was used for tape types on audio cassette. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:VHS_tape_identification.jpg

  • ChristmasSkeletor
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 12:32pm

    Holy relics

  • aMr_Nub
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 6:13pm

    For sale?

  • DammitJimmy96
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:16am

    This is the evidence I've wanted to see for so many years now. You can prove once and for all that Nibbler's shadow was there in the original pilot and not added later. I must see the footage!

  • philipjfryfuturama
    -1 points Aug 19,2019, 3:11am

    oh no Disney police will show up at your door lol jk

COMMENTS

  • jehster
    75 points Aug 18,2019, 8:54pm

    Apparently I'm unable to read my own post... tapes, not whatever thing I wrote while stroking out.

  • BBPopUp
    61 points Aug 18,2019, 9:47pm

    Can you confirm if Nibblers shadow was present in the original pilot?

  • gcube5
    22 points Aug 18,2019, 10:01pm

    Single female lawyer!

  • jehster
    40 points Aug 18,2019, 9:01pm

    Also, I suck at Reddit.. wrote a thing, here it is again. Many moons ago, I worked for a small web developer who managed several of the Fox Broadcasting show's websites. Had these squirreled away in the garage for years. Haven't ran them through a VHS player in years. They are the original Futurama series voice over audio only, without any sound effects.

  • K-263-54
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 11:20pm

    Don't spill beer on them!

  • palmerense
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 11:56pm

    “On this episode of pawn stars”.

  • Dizgt87
    5 points Aug 18,2019, 8:54pm

    I want them!

  • lowercase_underscore
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 7:18am

    /u/jehster ! Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!

  • DistantKarma
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 9:19am

    These aren't VHS tapes. That's 3/4 inch video. (UMATIC) While similar to VHS it was more of an industrial thing, but they won't play in a VHS machine.

  • Mattprime86
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 9:39pm

    Taoes

  • BurnZ_AU
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 7:49am

    Pop those tabs out too please.

  • HoveringSquidworld97
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 8:36am

    I swear I have the same dining room table.

  • WhoPushedMe54
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:20am

    Be sure to digitize those before the second coming of Jesus

  • boddah666
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:22am

    “Neat!” 🤖📸

  • Arkanoid0
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:29am

    The fact that the label says Fox Digital has me worried they might be D-VHS, the tape should have a hole on the underside that will tell you, like was used for tape types on audio cassette. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:VHS_tape_identification.jpg

  • ChristmasSkeletor
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 12:32pm

    Holy relics

  • aMr_Nub
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 6:13pm

    For sale?

  • DammitJimmy96
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:16am

    This is the evidence I've wanted to see for so many years now. You can prove once and for all that Nibbler's shadow was there in the original pilot and not added later. I must see the footage!

  • philipjfryfuturama
    -1 points Aug 19,2019, 3:11am

    oh no Disney police will show up at your door lol jk

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Disc return at my local disk golf course

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COMMENTS

  • showMeYourPitties10
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 4:02pm

    When I find peoples disks with their number on it I aleays text them and say if they can beat me on the first 3 holes using any disk out of my bag, they can have their disk plus one of mine, if I win I keep their disk. I always give them their disk back regardless but it makes a fun 3 holes and a bunch of new DG buddies! "Oh shit, brb I gtg fight fot my disks honor!"

    Did backfire once when a guy showed up with 6 guys and demanded I never come back to his park. If I actually wanted to keep your disc man, I wouldn't have texted you and just kept it...

  • LegMutant
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 5:10pm

    I don't like having disks crammed into me. Unless they're frisbees. And then, only in the mouth!

  • Mehaull
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 7:22pm

    I am bender please insert girder

  • OttoVonWong
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 2:33pm

    Bite my shiny metal disc return.

  • The_nuclear_winter
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 2:58pm

    What's a disc return? Do people rent discs?

COMMENTS

  • showMeYourPitties10
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 4:02pm

    When I find peoples disks with their number on it I aleays text them and say if they can beat me on the first 3 holes using any disk out of my bag, they can have their disk plus one of mine, if I win I keep their disk. I always give them their disk back regardless but it makes a fun 3 holes and a bunch of new DG buddies! "Oh shit, brb I gtg fight fot my disks honor!"

    Did backfire once when a guy showed up with 6 guys and demanded I never come back to his park. If I actually wanted to keep your disc man, I wouldn't have texted you and just kept it...

  • LegMutant
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 5:10pm

    I don't like having disks crammed into me. Unless they're frisbees. And then, only in the mouth!

  • Mehaull
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 7:22pm

    I am bender please insert girder

  • Frammingatthejimjam
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 2:30pm

    TIL I have been playing at the wrong courses all this years.

  • OttoVonWong
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 2:33pm

    Bite my shiny metal disc return.

  • The_nuclear_winter
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 2:58pm

    What's a disc return? Do people rent discs?

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Good News Everyone!!

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COMMENTS

  • MasterNova924
    89 points Aug 15,2019, 8:26am

    So if you back over the neighbors dog, would that technically constitute as "death by snu snu"?

  • Mattprime86
    126 points Aug 15,2019, 9:59am

    😀😧😀😧😀😧😀😧

  • norsurfit
    37 points Aug 15,2019, 11:06am

    "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"

  • Th3Hon3yBadg3r
    11 points Aug 15,2019, 12:47pm

    Who wants to Hulu & Snu Snu?

  • pm_your_asshole_pics
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 9:46am

    Almost worth getting roadkilled for this...

  • an_annoyed_jalapeno
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 11:32am

    If I get rolled over by that car, did I died by snu snu?

  • megachirops95
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 1:53pm
  • slendershark
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 10:56am

    Baby it'll blow your mind.

  • Mehaull
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 3:32pm

    I’m scare-roused

  • ProudMurphy
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 5:29pm

    Gotta love Ohio! Our plate is 'oneartplz'! 💙

  • mrlowcut
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 10:13am

    Yaaaaaaay!

  • Chainweasel
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 11:55am

    Cleveland area?

  • TheSwaggieJesus
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 12:56pm

    *Good Snus everyone!

  • ashcashpitt20
    5 points Aug 15,2019, 10:33am

    Of course Ohio would allow it 😂

  • neonguy25
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 1:31pm

    ME WANT SNU SNU

  • JetBrink
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 1:57pm

    Can't wait to get my Niro

  • fryamtheeggguy
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 1:59pm

    OUT ME WAY!

  • comawhitetheory
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 3:50pm

    I had snu snu. . .😌

  • PZombley
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 4:33pm

    When the car is barreling down on you.... "yay....aaaahhhh.....yay.....aahhhhh..."

  • Usernamesareso90s
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 12:49pm

    Zap brannigans voice

  • Redh0tsausage
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 1:02pm

    You need a sticker that says. “Death by” next to your plate now.

  • Mygaffer
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 1:52pm

    Turns out of you die by snu snu you might really end up with a crushed pelvis.

  • Jeffclaterbaugh
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 1:58pm

    Him do good snu snu.Meh

  • ThePetsku
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 2:28pm

    Destj by SNU SNU!!!

  • ShinyRhubarb
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 3:21pm

    Oh yes. Hit me with that death by Snu Any!

  • NekoGirlItzura
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 6:11pm

    This is great!! XD

  • toxickomquat
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 6:46pm

    And Ohio also!!!

    Go Bucks!!!!!!

  • souricecream
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 8:36pm

    if this car crashes and people die.... oh man....

  • WhyHulud
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 8:40pm

    ME WANT

  • xSankari
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 11:12am

    O-H...

COMMENTS

  • MasterNova924
    89 points Aug 15,2019, 8:26am

    So if you back over the neighbors dog, would that technically constitute as "death by snu snu"?

  • Mattprime86
    126 points Aug 15,2019, 9:59am

    😀😧😀😧😀😧😀😧

  • norsurfit
    37 points Aug 15,2019, 11:06am

    "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"

  • BondeKjerring
    18 points Aug 15,2019, 9:42am

    In Norwegian that means "turn around, turn around".

  • Th3Hon3yBadg3r
    11 points Aug 15,2019, 12:47pm

    Who wants to Hulu & Snu Snu?

  • pm_your_asshole_pics
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 9:46am

    Almost worth getting roadkilled for this...

  • an_annoyed_jalapeno
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 11:32am

    If I get rolled over by that car, did I died by snu snu?

  • megachirops95
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 1:53pm
  • slendershark
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 10:56am

    Baby it'll blow your mind.

  • Mehaull
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 3:32pm

    I’m scare-roused

  • ProudMurphy
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 5:29pm

    Gotta love Ohio! Our plate is 'oneartplz'! 💙

  • mrlowcut
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 10:13am

    Yaaaaaaay!

  • Chainweasel
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 11:55am

    Cleveland area?

  • TheSwaggieJesus
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 12:56pm

    *Good Snus everyone!

  • ashcashpitt20
    5 points Aug 15,2019, 10:33am

    Of course Ohio would allow it 😂

  • neonguy25
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 1:31pm

    ME WANT SNU SNU

  • JetBrink
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 1:57pm

    Can't wait to get my Niro

  • fryamtheeggguy
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 1:59pm

    OUT ME WAY!

  • comawhitetheory
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 3:50pm

    I had snu snu. . .😌

  • PZombley
    2 points Aug 15,2019, 4:33pm

    When the car is barreling down on you.... "yay....aaaahhhh.....yay.....aahhhhh..."

  • Usernamesareso90s
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 12:49pm

    Zap brannigans voice

  • Redh0tsausage
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 1:02pm

    You need a sticker that says. “Death by” next to your plate now.

  • Mygaffer
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 1:52pm

    Turns out of you die by snu snu you might really end up with a crushed pelvis.

  • Jeffclaterbaugh
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 1:58pm

    Him do good snu snu.Meh

  • ThePetsku
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 2:28pm

    Destj by SNU SNU!!!

  • ShinyRhubarb
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 3:21pm

    Oh yes. Hit me with that death by Snu Any!

  • NekoGirlItzura
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 6:11pm

    This is great!! XD

  • toxickomquat
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 6:46pm

    And Ohio also!!!

    Go Bucks!!!!!!

  • souricecream
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 8:36pm

    if this car crashes and people die.... oh man....

  • WhyHulud
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 8:40pm

    ME WANT

  • xSankari
    1 points Aug 15,2019, 11:12am

    O-H...

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How's workin' in the lunchroom, Frankie?

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COMMENTS

  • MarvelBoy19
    19 points Aug 13,2019, 10:22pm

    S’alright

  • KilotonCarcajou
    12 points Aug 13,2019, 10:43pm

    Pooooor Frankie

  • EmmasDaddy15311
    7 points Aug 13,2019, 11:15pm

    Poor Frankie.

COMMENTS

  • MarvelBoy19
    19 points Aug 13,2019, 10:22pm

    S’alright

  • KilotonCarcajou
    12 points Aug 13,2019, 10:43pm

    Pooooor Frankie

  • EmmasDaddy15311
    7 points Aug 13,2019, 11:15pm

    Poor Frankie.

  • TheSoundsOfNeph
    8 points Aug 13,2019, 11:31pm

    This is one of my favorite jokes on Futurama