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I miss Vine sometimes... But not really

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  • leaf_maniac1216
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 6:49pm

    Vine wasn’t that bad I enjoyed, Brent Rivera walks in actually I take it back vine was trash.

  • scribby555
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 7:08pm

    Psh

  • Tidepodterry
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:51pm

    Non t-pose vs semi t-pose

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  • leaf_maniac1216
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 6:49pm

    Vine wasn’t that bad I enjoyed, Brent Rivera walks in actually I take it back vine was trash.

  • scribby555
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 7:08pm

    Psh

  • Tidepodterry
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:51pm

    Non t-pose vs semi t-pose

  • myrmadon8
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 7:43pm

    The Slap Part 2 (YouTube it)

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My cats new tag

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When the video game character you made appears in a cutscene

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COMMENTS

  • PmBoobsIfULikeBatman
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 6:25pm

    Yes!

  • LoveTheSmallSubs
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 7:26pm

    That's a classic /r/CustomPlayerCutscene.

    Spread the love to the smaller subs!!

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  • PmBoobsIfULikeBatman
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 6:25pm

    Yes!

  • LoveTheSmallSubs
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 7:26pm

    That's a classic /r/CustomPlayerCutscene.

    Spread the love to the smaller subs!!

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Banned in China

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COMMENTS

  • the_original_wizard
    18 points Oct 12,2019, 6:56pm

    This looks like a t-shirt my mechanic would wear

  • justsmilenow
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 7:51pm

    I'm surprised that nobody has compared him to Hitler yet I mean they have concentration camps. They are sterilizing women and harvesting organs for sale. Almost worse than Hitler I mean he just wanted them all gone and took all their wealth. China is trying to completely expunge this culture from existence. By both getting rid of their future present and passed. But and this is the butt that everyone in politics and world leadership will talk about. But they are doing within their own borders.

  • Marko407
    4 points Oct 12,2019, 7:47pm

    [redacted]

  • nicastaa
    -4 points Oct 12,2019, 8:25pm

    This is so deeply ignorant.

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  • the_original_wizard
    18 points Oct 12,2019, 6:56pm

    This looks like a t-shirt my mechanic would wear

  • justsmilenow
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 7:51pm

    I'm surprised that nobody has compared him to Hitler yet I mean they have concentration camps. They are sterilizing women and harvesting organs for sale. Almost worse than Hitler I mean he just wanted them all gone and took all their wealth. China is trying to completely expunge this culture from existence. By both getting rid of their future present and passed. But and this is the butt that everyone in politics and world leadership will talk about. But they are doing within their own borders.

  • Marko407
    4 points Oct 12,2019, 7:47pm

    [redacted]

  • kismethavok
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:24pm

    He said, Xi said

  • nicastaa
    -4 points Oct 12,2019, 8:25pm

    This is so deeply ignorant.

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Just a spoonful of sugar.

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COMMENTS

  • iate5turds
    117 points Oct 12,2019, 6:31am

    She's not Mary, she's from the umbrella corporation

  • PinkBirdNotFlamingo
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 5:53am

    poor marry poppins

  • xcsdm
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 10:15am

    Can you burn Mary Poppins?

    I mean, how do you really envision it going down? I’m sure it’s not a simple tied to stake burning. How would her magic react? Would the town ever be the same?

  • BeagleTippyTaps
    13 points Oct 12,2019, 7:40am

    I didn’t know Mary Poppins was made of wood.

  • Rob-Dastardly
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 10:41am

    Its Mary Poppins y’all

  • Racer-ICEEs
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:47am

    Loved the old styled church in the back, a symbol of the whole thing.

  • IronmanLTT
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:46pm

    Marry poppins isnt a witch shes a time lord

  • Companyinc
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:04pm

    Makes sense why Mary Poppin’s didnt have a sequel.

  • jointheredditarmy
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 9:31am

    So let me get this straight. You see a real witch, flying by on an umbrella, clearly with super natural powers, and you think fire is the best answer?

  • Stuxnet15
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:00pm

    I always knew she was a witch.

  • Nyuubi_
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:14pm

    In the land of the bald, the cyka blyat with hair get put on fire.

  • sttoned
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:35pm

    Bibbity Bobbity Boo

  • Kniggit_
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:35pm

    Username checks out.

  • Finger-Lickn-Good
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:45pm

    She is HOT.....

  • NockerJoe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:39pm

    How did they catch her?

  • decatur8r
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:40pm

    Christians...

  • Mechadragon784
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:52pm

    Who says she didn't recieve her abilities through her devotion to the big G though?

  • mariam67
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:12pm

    The thing I love most about Mary Poppins is that they never actually explain what she is. Is she a witch? A fairy? A goddess? No explanation because she never explains anything. It’s the mystery that really makes the story for me.

  • stringdreamer
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:05pm

    Lock her up! Lock her up!

  • fulloftrivia
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:18pm

    Accidentally landed on Reddit.

  • c8d3n
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:06pm

    My mother was a wich, she was burned alive.

  • placeholder_npc
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 8:01am
  • maryfuckingpoppins
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 4:44pm

    I feel personally attacked.

COMMENTS

  • iate5turds
    117 points Oct 12,2019, 6:31am

    She's not Mary, she's from the umbrella corporation

  • PinkBirdNotFlamingo
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 5:53am

    poor marry poppins

  • xcsdm
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 10:15am

    Can you burn Mary Poppins?

    I mean, how do you really envision it going down? I’m sure it’s not a simple tied to stake burning. How would her magic react? Would the town ever be the same?

  • klendathu22
    29 points Oct 12,2019, 8:29am

    Wow, way to rip off Perry Bible Fellowship.

  • BeagleTippyTaps
    13 points Oct 12,2019, 7:40am

    I didn’t know Mary Poppins was made of wood.

  • Rob-Dastardly
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 10:41am

    Its Mary Poppins y’all

  • Racer-ICEEs
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:47am

    Loved the old styled church in the back, a symbol of the whole thing.

  • IronmanLTT
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:46pm

    Marry poppins isnt a witch shes a time lord

  • Companyinc
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:04pm

    Makes sense why Mary Poppin’s didnt have a sequel.

  • jointheredditarmy
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 9:31am

    So let me get this straight. You see a real witch, flying by on an umbrella, clearly with super natural powers, and you think fire is the best answer?

  • Stuxnet15
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:00pm

    I always knew she was a witch.

  • Nyuubi_
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:14pm

    In the land of the bald, the cyka blyat with hair get put on fire.

  • sttoned
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:35pm

    Bibbity Bobbity Boo

  • Kniggit_
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:35pm

    Username checks out.

  • Finger-Lickn-Good
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:45pm

    She is HOT.....

  • NockerJoe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:39pm

    How did they catch her?

  • decatur8r
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:40pm

    Christians...

  • Mechadragon784
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:52pm

    Who says she didn't recieve her abilities through her devotion to the big G though?

  • mariam67
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:12pm

    The thing I love most about Mary Poppins is that they never actually explain what she is. Is she a witch? A fairy? A goddess? No explanation because she never explains anything. It’s the mystery that really makes the story for me.

  • stringdreamer
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:05pm

    Lock her up! Lock her up!

  • fulloftrivia
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:18pm

    Accidentally landed on Reddit.

  • c8d3n
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:06pm

    My mother was a wich, she was burned alive.

  • placeholder_npc
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 8:01am
  • maryfuckingpoppins
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 4:44pm

    I feel personally attacked.

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Crusade 2.0

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COMMENTS

  • yash_chem
    753 points Oct 12,2019, 8:26am

    that just sounds like rain with extra steps

    edit: thanks for the kind award :) first comment gold wohoo

  • Sumkidwithal96
    93 points Oct 12,2019, 8:00am

    Metal Gear Liquid: Holy Espionage Operations

  • qazdrtgbjiol
    45 points Oct 12,2019, 9:31am

    It actually sounds like a drunk thing to do!

  • evolnaj
    29 points Oct 12,2019, 9:32am

    Did it work?

  • HatsofMeat
    81 points Oct 12,2019, 9:20am

    For some reason this made me recall that Eastern Orthodoxy was only really adopted in Russia in the 10th century and under consideration at the time were also Roman Catholicism, Judaism and Islam.

    The interesting thing is that one of the reasons Islam was rejected, was because of their taboo on drinking. So drunkenness actually contributed toward the existence of the Eastern Orthodox Church in Russia. :)

  • LaLongueCarabine
    12 points Oct 12,2019, 8:15am

    Holy chemtrails

  • FirFlyNeo
    12 points Oct 12,2019, 8:22am

    Sudden wet T-shirt contest for the people below.

  • getyourcheftogether
    11 points Oct 12,2019, 10:13am

    He should use drones to target specific people

  • zyzzogeton
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 12:05pm

    I think the Church should dedicate 100% of all existing and future assets to this endeavor.

  • Rzhaviy
    15 points Oct 12,2019, 7:55am

    Ha-ha, I live here

  • -Already-Taken-
    7 points Oct 12,2019, 12:15pm

    "hmmm, our society seems to have moral problems. Is there some way we can use bombs to fix them?"

  • kermitknight
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 8:57am

    Add a super soaker for additional range on your salvation

  • randomuser2019_2
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 10:49am

    That city sounds like fun

  • EHSguru81
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 12:16pm

    Actually a covert operation to hit a vampire hive. This was just media dis information to protect us from the truth. Wake up sheepeople!

  • structee
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 1:06pm

    Someone should have tainted the holy water with some LSD for actual results

  • wupme2k
    32 points Oct 12,2019, 8:57am

    Religious people are sometimes so incredibly dumb....

  • nikich700
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 12:09pm

    Пиздец, actually happeped over my house

  • Jhawk163
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 11:01am

    Plot twist: They were actually dropping vodka.

  • bophed
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 1:19pm

    Stupid fucks. Might as well go back to pushing virgins into volcanoes.

  • StopRepostingShit
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 11:41am

    Imagine all the stupid shit you could do if you didn’t have to pay taxes.

  • Lunasi
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Look's like a giant bottle of Evian more than holy water

  • PuppieWayne
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 10:46am

    "oh shit. I thought you were doing a city wide blessing.. that's vodka!

  • samjacbak
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 10:57am

    I feel like if they actually believed this would work, they wouldn't need to write about it in the press.

  • yakadoodle
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:33am

    Soo... how's that working out for you padre?

  • phasetwenty
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:56am

    Parry this you fucking casuals

  • herozero
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:38pm

    My favorite thing about this is how many discussions were had about it, all the planning and preparation that probably went into it, getting the plane, loading the holy water, all of it. Without anyone ever saying...”is this the best use of our time and resources?”

  • amonra2009
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:22pm

    That's a common thing they spread holly water on all tanks, ak-74, or even on Nukes(about that i'm not sure)
    Funny if they blessed the "Satan" Missile :)

  • r0wo1
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:00pm
  • eyedontknw
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:58pm

    Used to fly helicopter tours in NYC. We had a priest from a church in Newark that would regularly come in (once a year) and spray "holy oil" out of a super soaker over the city to "cleanse" it. Actually annoyed me because it'a not cheap to rent every seat in the helicopter for an hour and they're using their congregations money. Although it was surely amusing.

  • DragonCube
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:11pm

    But did it help?

  • gRRacc
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 5:28pm

    It's crazy that crazy people have enough money to do crazy shit like this and I just have debt.

    Maybe I should start a cult.

  • CelticSilver
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:38am

    God love "em. Whether you believe in the power of holy water or not THEY do. This was an act of love and redemption (freedom, help in turning one's life around) on their part. How about honouring that. Just for a moment before you laugh. They CARE about those who may feel trapped and defeated by those living conditions. This is a bigger solution, for these people, than the proverbial hopes and prayers. I think it's a sweet act of human kindness...

  • WaitedTill2015ToJoin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:31am
  • Semi-Spicy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:30am

    You should’ve seen what they used in WWII...holy grenades.

  • 1plus1equal3
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:34am

    Water vs vodka. I put my $20 on vodka.

  • tanginato
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:54am

    Whatever. Sounds like he just wanted to find an excuse to RL PUBG.

  • DGIce
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Gotta stay hydrated to prevent hangovers.

  • tsFenix
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:25am

    Say god-bomb!

  • Small_Brained_Bear
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:28am

    Today on Mythbusters ...

  • obaliwampum
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:36am

    Now conformity comes falling from the sky, I love it.

  • absolutezero911
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:41am

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • curiousexperiments
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:41am

    And getting rid of any vampires in the process

  • surfinThruLyfe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:48am

    Russian getting another Rasputin?

  • j_antonacci
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:04am

    When thoughts and prayers aren't enough...

  • SuperSpiderBatman666
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:16am

    Personally I think the blood of Christ would have been more effective.

  • LeadingSteak
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:23am

    Why does this remind me of stunt Les Nessman would pull?

    "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. "

  • Prophet257
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:24am

    The hero we don’t need.

  • adamislolz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:43am

    I definitely need more Russian Orthodox friends to hang out with.

  • EmraldSky
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:46am

    Honey where's my sword

  • RageAgainstThePushen
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:56am

    That .ust be why they don't have any problems in ghana or togo. God always blesses the rains down in africa

  • Icommentor
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:01pm

    What city is that? Asking for a friend.

  • twisted34
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:14pm

    Well, what else are we supposed to do?

  • DeusEXMachin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:19pm

    Wololololo

  • Daikataro
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:25pm

    God is supposed to live in heaven. Rain comes down from heaven. So shouldn't all rain be automatically holy?

  • dub2323
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:28pm

    What city is this exactly? Asking for a friend.

  • JimmyTheOtherCat
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:38pm

    Russia Man

  • wutake
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:48pm

    Is that Zephyrhills water? /s

  • kimyr0501
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:50pm

    I bet the priest was drunk too.

  • ElasticEggplant
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:54pm
  • IckleBogRoll
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:57pm

    Simon and richter Belmont;Pathetic

  • Bruce_69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:59pm
  • Bodhi0ak
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    Is that considered religious warfare? Are the Christians at it again?

  • njisom
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    dont lie to me, that’s jeff bridges

  • GlobeTrott3r
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:09pm
  • writingpen
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:12pm

    This was most certainly a ruse... They were probably fighting off the Vampire droves that has assembled there at the beckoning if their just-risen king.

  • AizenByakuya
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    I wonder how much pot they smoked before coming up with this idea to stop drunkenness...

  • NorthPortConstantine
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    Hey Susan, take that zepherhills gallon water bottle and remove their logo and place ours onto it and then lets go burn fossil fuels for publicity cuz fuck it we have money to rent a plane in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

  • rG_ViperVenom
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    This is what happens when faith is placed in yourself over the God you claim to serve.

  • NamelessNowNoOneNow
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:21pm

    Holy water comes in what looks like a big plastic Nestle bottle? They really do have a finger in every pie!

  • ddollarsign
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:32pm

    ::drinks and fornicates harder::

  • gwizz006
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:32pm

    Plot twist, they all end up fucking in the plane because they forgot to sprinkle water on themselves.

  • PuertoRock100
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:39pm

    🤣 I’m sure that’s working out great 👍🏼

  • MakeAionGreatAgain
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:47pm

    Russian priest: stop drinking

    Belgian trappist monks: lmao

  • FnkmasterFletch
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:48pm

    Damn fornicators

  • SuperGameTheory
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:55pm

    Holy chem trails

  • lonemonk
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:55pm

    a. obviously doesn't work

    b. stop trying to 'save' me from myself you dumb bitches

    c. fuck off

  • Piemaster113
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:57pm

    They need to go to Africa, and then we can elevate Toto to being a Prophet. I bless the rains down in Africa.

  • el___diablo
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:57pm

    Well ... did it work ?

  • --AndIOoP--
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:59pm

    BEGONE UNHOLY DEMONS OF HELLL

  • sh0rtwave
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:00pm

    I mean...this seems more like something you'd do to prevent the spread of vampirism than drunkenness.

  • cshadd
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:00pm

    Of course Russia.

  • sh0rtwave
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:01pm

    You also kinda have to wonder, is this a strange new form of religious terrorism "Thou shalt be baptized, whether you want it not!"?

  • octopusraygun
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:02pm

    Did it work?

  • Cholonecio
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:02pm

    What kind of Wololo is this?

  • 007ryder
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:03pm

    It’s literally a bottle of nestle water

  • johnwallis42
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:07pm

    I thought Vodka was holy to the Russians?

  • Alemasta
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:08pm

    21 century magic is so weird

  • MortaliReaping
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:11pm

    HOLY RAIN!!

  • who-ee-ta
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:14pm

    While world is on the edge of inventing cancer and aids cure, russia dors this XD

  • pranksta06
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:15pm

    Damn, I didn't know CostCo sold holy water by the gallons.

  • NotSeanPowell
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:22pm

    Anyone else think it looks like the mans just holding a big bottle of dasani?

  • Damassteel_ironworks
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:26pm

    Ffs. Give the people options. And some hope.

  • Swatmat
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:29pm

    they spelled delusional wrong

  • ImWolfieMeister
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:30pm

    Okay so he threw Vodka on everyone... Right? Yall telling me my priest have secretly been converting me to Alcoholism?...

  • asymon
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:33pm

    Old problems require modern solutions.

  • miami-architecture
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:43pm

    idiots are born & die everyday

  • PM_ME_ISSUES_4_HELP
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:53pm

    Want them to stop drinking, and hookers and weed.

  • waterloograd
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:59pm

    Russia - Toto

    I bless the rains up in RussiaGonna take some time to stop the things they shouldn't do

  • CrackyKnee
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:00pm

    Did it help?

  • 1rstbatman
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:07pm

    Now I just want to watch the Netflix movie of this where they do it to kill Vampires or have to perform a mass exorcism.

  • Ljaleksander
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:10pm

    Insane idiocy. Perhaps well intentioned but deeply dangerous, detachment from reality.

    Good job “church”, look what you give rise to. Your damage is NOT worth the good function you fantasize you perform. You serve to obstruct God and chain us to our primitive past.

  • batotit
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:12pm

    At least 12 vampires died in that attack.

  • Koifish_Coyote
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:13pm

    This is why people think we're idiots

  • WhatD0thLife
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:13pm

    It’s just astonishing that in 2019 people who live in a country where they can fly up into the air still think they can bless some fucking water to have magical properties.

  • TGIrving
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:20pm

    I didn't want to believe people could be any dumber than thinking sending prayers on facebook would change anything, yet here we are.

  • madmikeFL
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:22pm

    Thank god the priests are on it! Showering our children with more blessings. A blessed golden rain from heaven!

  • Kafeen
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:23pm

    Sounds like the priests have been drinking too

  • Iored94
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:25pm
  • Warphe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:35pm
  • analogkid1
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:39pm

    “I am sober and celibate now!”

    “🎼Blame it on the rain...”

  • Jakeosomething
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:41pm

    See, chem-trails aren't all that bad.

  • Ammisam
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:55pm

    It's amazing how deep the brainwashing really goes.

  • Companyinc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:00pm

    Plot twist: Pouring from that height, Holy Water turned to ice and shot ice needles into peoples eyes.

  • PoroPopRocks
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:02pm

    Walking down the street. Hit by drops of water. Thinks its raining. Better get inside and have a drink fml

  • RandomXD135
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:12pm

    Some say, the whole town never drunk again.

  • Jonnybones87
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:25pm

    It just seems like if your drunk and get “rained” on, you are just going to keep drinking...

  • Nooob-Master-69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:29pm

    Santa on the off season

  • ilolooc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:32pm

    They’ve got god and anime on their side

  • EvilShadeZz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:43pm

    Some of which almost didn't fail. You reckon this won't as well?

  • mailmehiermaar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:48pm

    I bet he came up with that after a stiff drink.

  • KoppeDFO
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:54pm

    God I hope that this is not real.

  • Lux_Falsa
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:57pm

    I'm here, and I can prove, that nothing changed.

  • Ruggedfancy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:58pm

    When your vampire problem escalates, you adapt or are consumed.

  • Zederikus
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:59pm

    That amount of holy water might keep 1 person from drinking for an hour

  • zstandig
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:07pm

    Stop Russian drinking... Good luck

  • JammyThing
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:17pm

    So this is what chaotic good looks like IRL.

  • dmitryredkin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:29pm

    That same night at the local bar:

    //imgur.com/a/k75N822

    "Hello, Savva! It didn't help..."

  • ArmoredHippo
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:36pm

    Russian priests are pretty much the other hemisphere's Florida man.

  • Robonipps
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:37pm

    Too bad drinking isn’t a sin, so they’re just wasting time AND water.

  • tooniceofaguy77
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:44pm

    How much did this cost? Could we have come up with something better to do with this money?

  • Turbo_Nectar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:08pm

    Not all heroes wear capes

  • eekmilly
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:27pm

    We just gonna ignore the fact that the holy water is store bought?

  • not_Alesska
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:29pm

    MOMMY MOMMY IT RAINS WODKA

  • Elike09
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:37pm

    Change "air-bombing" to "cloud-seeding" and this article goes from weird to adorable.

  • TheRealClyde
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:47pm

    Honestly, pretty fucking hardcore

  • Steel-Slider
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:50pm

    It's all a front, they're actually dropping vodka.

  • MrNotANiceGuy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:51pm

    he should just bliss rainful clouds, more efficient.

  • plopseven
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:52pm

    "Quick, let's burn aircraft fuel to throw bottled water out of a helicopter."

  • Online_Host
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:54pm

    Is it Holy Vodka?

  • Kinguke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:12pm

    I'll drink to that.

  • nicelium
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:13pm

    Bro just turn the whole ocean into holy water

  • FlyingRottweiler
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:22pm

    Man walking down street feels water on head. Must be raining! Walks into bar. Has a drink. Meets lady. Fornicates.

    Winner winner.

  • DragonHandler
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:32pm

    Yeah, but can we talk about the fact that he looks like the father from Boondock Saints

  • radical_sin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:07pm

    Was splash damage implemented?

  • SubliminalAlias
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:08pm

    This is what I picture when I hear someone go on about chem trails

  • Traveler_90
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:31pm

    Well water in Russia is vodka

  • lowgskillet
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:49am

    Just when I thought religion couldn't get more ridiculous...

  • gunguygary
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:59am

    I didn't realize Nestle made holy water

  • BeaversAreTasty
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:02am

    I though that drunkenness and fornication were the only way Russians reproduce. :-/

  • budd_skully
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 9:23am

    Finally we proof of the existence of God. How well did it work? What? Not even a little bit?Hmmmm y then?

  • thestereo300
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 11:08am

    This is pure insanity and somehow is acceptable in our society.

  • No_Juan_4_You
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 12:14pm

    religious genius!

  • pitbass
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 3:59pm

    Ха-ха, я тут живу!))

  • ThaumKitten
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 3:59pm

    Ironic,considering priests are the ones that consistently hurt children.

  • oopsmurf
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:46am

    Evidence of how fucking stupid religion is.

COMMENTS

  • yash_chem
    753 points Oct 12,2019, 8:26am

    that just sounds like rain with extra steps

    edit: thanks for the kind award :) first comment gold wohoo

  • Sumkidwithal96
    93 points Oct 12,2019, 8:00am

    Metal Gear Liquid: Holy Espionage Operations

  • qazdrtgbjiol
    45 points Oct 12,2019, 9:31am

    It actually sounds like a drunk thing to do!

  • luckilynumber7
    63 points Oct 12,2019, 9:35am

    he should have done this at night time might have taken out few vampire with it

  • evolnaj
    29 points Oct 12,2019, 9:32am

    Did it work?

  • HatsofMeat
    81 points Oct 12,2019, 9:20am

    For some reason this made me recall that Eastern Orthodoxy was only really adopted in Russia in the 10th century and under consideration at the time were also Roman Catholicism, Judaism and Islam.

    The interesting thing is that one of the reasons Islam was rejected, was because of their taboo on drinking. So drunkenness actually contributed toward the existence of the Eastern Orthodox Church in Russia. :)

  • LaLongueCarabine
    12 points Oct 12,2019, 8:15am

    Holy chemtrails

  • FirFlyNeo
    12 points Oct 12,2019, 8:22am

    Sudden wet T-shirt contest for the people below.

  • getyourcheftogether
    11 points Oct 12,2019, 10:13am

    He should use drones to target specific people

  • zyzzogeton
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 12:05pm

    I think the Church should dedicate 100% of all existing and future assets to this endeavor.

  • Rzhaviy
    15 points Oct 12,2019, 7:55am

    Ha-ha, I live here

  • -Already-Taken-
    7 points Oct 12,2019, 12:15pm

    "hmmm, our society seems to have moral problems. Is there some way we can use bombs to fix them?"

  • kermitknight
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 8:57am

    Add a super soaker for additional range on your salvation

  • randomuser2019_2
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 10:49am

    That city sounds like fun

  • EHSguru81
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 12:16pm

    Actually a covert operation to hit a vampire hive. This was just media dis information to protect us from the truth. Wake up sheepeople!

  • structee
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 1:06pm

    Someone should have tainted the holy water with some LSD for actual results

  • wupme2k
    32 points Oct 12,2019, 8:57am

    Religious people are sometimes so incredibly dumb....

  • nikich700
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 12:09pm

    Пиздец, actually happeped over my house

  • Jhawk163
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 11:01am

    Plot twist: They were actually dropping vodka.

  • bophed
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 1:19pm

    Stupid fucks. Might as well go back to pushing virgins into volcanoes.

  • StopRepostingShit
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 11:41am

    Imagine all the stupid shit you could do if you didn’t have to pay taxes.

  • Lunasi
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Look's like a giant bottle of Evian more than holy water

  • PuppieWayne
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 10:46am

    "oh shit. I thought you were doing a city wide blessing.. that's vodka!

  • samjacbak
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 10:57am

    I feel like if they actually believed this would work, they wouldn't need to write about it in the press.

  • yakadoodle
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:33am

    Soo... how's that working out for you padre?

  • phasetwenty
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:56am

    Parry this you fucking casuals

  • herozero
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:38pm

    My favorite thing about this is how many discussions were had about it, all the planning and preparation that probably went into it, getting the plane, loading the holy water, all of it. Without anyone ever saying...”is this the best use of our time and resources?”

  • amonra2009
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:22pm

    That's a common thing they spread holly water on all tanks, ak-74, or even on Nukes(about that i'm not sure)
    Funny if they blessed the "Satan" Missile :)

  • r0wo1
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:00pm
  • eyedontknw
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:58pm

    Used to fly helicopter tours in NYC. We had a priest from a church in Newark that would regularly come in (once a year) and spray "holy oil" out of a super soaker over the city to "cleanse" it. Actually annoyed me because it'a not cheap to rent every seat in the helicopter for an hour and they're using their congregations money. Although it was surely amusing.

  • DragonCube
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:11pm

    But did it help?

  • gRRacc
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 5:28pm

    It's crazy that crazy people have enough money to do crazy shit like this and I just have debt.

    Maybe I should start a cult.

  • CelticSilver
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:38am

    God love "em. Whether you believe in the power of holy water or not THEY do. This was an act of love and redemption (freedom, help in turning one's life around) on their part. How about honouring that. Just for a moment before you laugh. They CARE about those who may feel trapped and defeated by those living conditions. This is a bigger solution, for these people, than the proverbial hopes and prayers. I think it's a sweet act of human kindness...

  • WaitedTill2015ToJoin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:31am
  • Semi-Spicy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:30am

    You should’ve seen what they used in WWII...holy grenades.

  • 1plus1equal3
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:34am

    Water vs vodka. I put my $20 on vodka.

  • tanginato
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:54am

    Whatever. Sounds like he just wanted to find an excuse to RL PUBG.

  • DGIce
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:17am

    Gotta stay hydrated to prevent hangovers.

  • tsFenix
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:25am

    Say god-bomb!

  • Small_Brained_Bear
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:28am

    Today on Mythbusters ...

  • obaliwampum
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:36am

    Now conformity comes falling from the sky, I love it.

  • absolutezero911
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:41am

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • curiousexperiments
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:41am

    And getting rid of any vampires in the process

  • surfinThruLyfe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 10:48am

    Russian getting another Rasputin?

  • j_antonacci
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:04am

    When thoughts and prayers aren't enough...

  • SuperSpiderBatman666
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:16am

    Personally I think the blood of Christ would have been more effective.

  • LeadingSteak
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:23am

    Why does this remind me of stunt Les Nessman would pull?

    "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. "

  • Prophet257
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:24am

    The hero we don’t need.

  • adamislolz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:43am

    I definitely need more Russian Orthodox friends to hang out with.

  • EmraldSky
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:46am

    Honey where's my sword

  • RageAgainstThePushen
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:56am

    That .ust be why they don't have any problems in ghana or togo. God always blesses the rains down in africa

  • Icommentor
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:01pm

    What city is that? Asking for a friend.

  • twisted34
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:14pm

    Well, what else are we supposed to do?

  • DeusEXMachin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:19pm

    Wololololo

  • Daikataro
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:25pm

    God is supposed to live in heaven. Rain comes down from heaven. So shouldn't all rain be automatically holy?

  • dub2323
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:28pm

    What city is this exactly? Asking for a friend.

  • JimmyTheOtherCat
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:38pm

    Russia Man

  • wutake
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:48pm

    Is that Zephyrhills water? /s

  • kimyr0501
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:50pm

    I bet the priest was drunk too.

  • ElasticEggplant
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:54pm
  • IckleBogRoll
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:57pm

    Simon and richter Belmont;Pathetic

  • Bruce_69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:59pm
  • Bodhi0ak
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    Is that considered religious warfare? Are the Christians at it again?

  • njisom
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    dont lie to me, that’s jeff bridges

  • GlobeTrott3r
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:09pm
  • writingpen
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:12pm

    This was most certainly a ruse... They were probably fighting off the Vampire droves that has assembled there at the beckoning if their just-risen king.

  • AizenByakuya
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    I wonder how much pot they smoked before coming up with this idea to stop drunkenness...

  • NorthPortConstantine
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    Hey Susan, take that zepherhills gallon water bottle and remove their logo and place ours onto it and then lets go burn fossil fuels for publicity cuz fuck it we have money to rent a plane in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

  • rG_ViperVenom
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    This is what happens when faith is placed in yourself over the God you claim to serve.

  • NamelessNowNoOneNow
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:21pm

    Holy water comes in what looks like a big plastic Nestle bottle? They really do have a finger in every pie!

  • ddollarsign
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:32pm

    ::drinks and fornicates harder::

  • gwizz006
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:32pm

    Plot twist, they all end up fucking in the plane because they forgot to sprinkle water on themselves.

  • PuertoRock100
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:39pm

    🤣 I’m sure that’s working out great 👍🏼

  • MakeAionGreatAgain
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:47pm

    Russian priest: stop drinking

    Belgian trappist monks: lmao

  • FnkmasterFletch
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:48pm

    Damn fornicators

  • SuperGameTheory
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:55pm

    Holy chem trails

  • lonemonk
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:55pm

    a. obviously doesn't work

    b. stop trying to 'save' me from myself you dumb bitches

    c. fuck off

  • Piemaster113
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:57pm

    They need to go to Africa, and then we can elevate Toto to being a Prophet. I bless the rains down in Africa.

  • el___diablo
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:57pm

    Well ... did it work ?

  • --AndIOoP--
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:59pm

    BEGONE UNHOLY DEMONS OF HELLL

  • sh0rtwave
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:00pm

    I mean...this seems more like something you'd do to prevent the spread of vampirism than drunkenness.

  • cshadd
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:00pm

    Of course Russia.

  • sh0rtwave
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:01pm

    You also kinda have to wonder, is this a strange new form of religious terrorism "Thou shalt be baptized, whether you want it not!"?

  • octopusraygun
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:02pm

    Did it work?

  • Cholonecio
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:02pm

    What kind of Wololo is this?

  • 007ryder
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:03pm

    It’s literally a bottle of nestle water

  • johnwallis42
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:07pm

    I thought Vodka was holy to the Russians?

  • Alemasta
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:08pm

    21 century magic is so weird

  • MortaliReaping
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:11pm

    HOLY RAIN!!

  • who-ee-ta
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:14pm

    While world is on the edge of inventing cancer and aids cure, russia dors this XD

  • pranksta06
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:15pm

    Damn, I didn't know CostCo sold holy water by the gallons.

  • NotSeanPowell
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:22pm

    Anyone else think it looks like the mans just holding a big bottle of dasani?

  • Damassteel_ironworks
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:26pm

    Ffs. Give the people options. And some hope.

  • Swatmat
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:29pm

    they spelled delusional wrong

  • ImWolfieMeister
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:30pm

    Okay so he threw Vodka on everyone... Right? Yall telling me my priest have secretly been converting me to Alcoholism?...

  • asymon
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:33pm

    Old problems require modern solutions.

  • miami-architecture
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:43pm

    idiots are born & die everyday

  • PM_ME_ISSUES_4_HELP
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:53pm

    Want them to stop drinking, and hookers and weed.

  • waterloograd
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:59pm

    Russia - Toto

    I bless the rains up in RussiaGonna take some time to stop the things they shouldn't do

  • CrackyKnee
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:00pm

    Did it help?

  • 1rstbatman
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:07pm

    Now I just want to watch the Netflix movie of this where they do it to kill Vampires or have to perform a mass exorcism.

  • Ljaleksander
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:10pm

    Insane idiocy. Perhaps well intentioned but deeply dangerous, detachment from reality.

    Good job “church”, look what you give rise to. Your damage is NOT worth the good function you fantasize you perform. You serve to obstruct God and chain us to our primitive past.

  • batotit
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:12pm

    At least 12 vampires died in that attack.

  • Koifish_Coyote
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:13pm

    This is why people think we're idiots

  • WhatD0thLife
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:13pm

    It’s just astonishing that in 2019 people who live in a country where they can fly up into the air still think they can bless some fucking water to have magical properties.

  • TGIrving
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:20pm

    I didn't want to believe people could be any dumber than thinking sending prayers on facebook would change anything, yet here we are.

  • madmikeFL
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:22pm

    Thank god the priests are on it! Showering our children with more blessings. A blessed golden rain from heaven!

  • Kafeen
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:23pm

    Sounds like the priests have been drinking too

  • Iored94
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:25pm
  • Warphe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:35pm
  • analogkid1
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:39pm

    “I am sober and celibate now!”

    “🎼Blame it on the rain...”

  • Jakeosomething
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:41pm

    See, chem-trails aren't all that bad.

  • Ammisam
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:55pm

    It's amazing how deep the brainwashing really goes.

  • Companyinc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:00pm

    Plot twist: Pouring from that height, Holy Water turned to ice and shot ice needles into peoples eyes.

  • PoroPopRocks
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:02pm

    Walking down the street. Hit by drops of water. Thinks its raining. Better get inside and have a drink fml

  • RandomXD135
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:12pm

    Some say, the whole town never drunk again.

  • Jonnybones87
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:25pm

    It just seems like if your drunk and get “rained” on, you are just going to keep drinking...

  • Nooob-Master-69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:29pm

    Santa on the off season

  • ilolooc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:32pm

    They’ve got god and anime on their side

  • EvilShadeZz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:43pm

    Some of which almost didn't fail. You reckon this won't as well?

  • mailmehiermaar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:48pm

    I bet he came up with that after a stiff drink.

  • KoppeDFO
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:54pm

    God I hope that this is not real.

  • Lux_Falsa
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:57pm

    I'm here, and I can prove, that nothing changed.

  • Ruggedfancy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:58pm

    When your vampire problem escalates, you adapt or are consumed.

  • Zederikus
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:59pm

    That amount of holy water might keep 1 person from drinking for an hour

  • zstandig
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:07pm

    Stop Russian drinking... Good luck

  • JammyThing
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:17pm

    So this is what chaotic good looks like IRL.

  • dmitryredkin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:29pm

    That same night at the local bar:

    //imgur.com/a/k75N822

    "Hello, Savva! It didn't help..."

  • ArmoredHippo
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:36pm

    Russian priests are pretty much the other hemisphere's Florida man.

  • Robonipps
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:37pm

    Too bad drinking isn’t a sin, so they’re just wasting time AND water.

  • tooniceofaguy77
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:44pm

    How much did this cost? Could we have come up with something better to do with this money?

  • Turbo_Nectar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:08pm

    Not all heroes wear capes

  • eekmilly
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:27pm

    We just gonna ignore the fact that the holy water is store bought?

  • not_Alesska
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:29pm

    MOMMY MOMMY IT RAINS WODKA

  • Elike09
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:37pm

    Change "air-bombing" to "cloud-seeding" and this article goes from weird to adorable.

  • TheRealClyde
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:47pm

    Honestly, pretty fucking hardcore

  • Steel-Slider
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:50pm

    It's all a front, they're actually dropping vodka.

  • MrNotANiceGuy
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:51pm

    he should just bliss rainful clouds, more efficient.

  • plopseven
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:52pm

    "Quick, let's burn aircraft fuel to throw bottled water out of a helicopter."

  • Online_Host
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:54pm

    Is it Holy Vodka?

  • Kinguke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:12pm

    I'll drink to that.

  • nicelium
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:13pm

    Bro just turn the whole ocean into holy water

  • FlyingRottweiler
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:22pm

    Man walking down street feels water on head. Must be raining! Walks into bar. Has a drink. Meets lady. Fornicates.

    Winner winner.

  • DragonHandler
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:32pm

    Yeah, but can we talk about the fact that he looks like the father from Boondock Saints

  • radical_sin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:07pm

    Was splash damage implemented?

  • SubliminalAlias
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:08pm

    This is what I picture when I hear someone go on about chem trails

  • Traveler_90
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:31pm

    Well water in Russia is vodka

  • lowgskillet
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:49am

    Just when I thought religion couldn't get more ridiculous...

  • gunguygary
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 9:59am

    I didn't realize Nestle made holy water

  • BeaversAreTasty
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:02am

    I though that drunkenness and fornication were the only way Russians reproduce. :-/

  • budd_skully
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 9:23am

    Finally we proof of the existence of God. How well did it work? What? Not even a little bit?Hmmmm y then?

  • thestereo300
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 11:08am

    This is pure insanity and somehow is acceptable in our society.

  • No_Juan_4_You
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 12:14pm

    religious genius!

  • pitbass
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 3:59pm

    Ха-ха, я тут живу!))

  • ThaumKitten
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 3:59pm

    Ironic,considering priests are the ones that consistently hurt children.

  • oopsmurf
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 11:46am

    Evidence of how fucking stupid religion is.

● ● ●

Trick or stick

funny

COMMENTS

  • PillowTalk420
    54 points Oct 12,2019, 4:10pm

    Dentastix?!

    That's like the same thing as giving real kids a toothbrush for Halloween. You're gonna get your house egged and TP'd. But with dogs. And they will just shit and piss on your house.

  • ThaBFGisMe
    27 points Oct 12,2019, 3:05pm

    Stick or treat?

  • a_canvas_hat
    26 points Oct 12,2019, 3:58pm

    Very cute. But am I the only one weirded out that their front door opens outward?

  • StealthMarmot
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 3:19pm

    Dog on the left "I got a rock."

  • coojw
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 4:19pm

    When I watched this, the doorbell sound went through my headphones loud enough for my dog to hear it. She's been checking doors and windows now for 10 minutes lol

  • Charliesmama129
    10 points Oct 12,2019, 1:07pm

    Your velvet hippos are adorable

  • feor1300
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 3:58pm

    Dentasticks?

    You monster, you basically gave them toothbrushes. lol

  • pastanate
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:32pm

    Like how the one dog sniffed the bag and looked as if that wouldn’t be enough.

  • MunkyDFunky
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 12:47pm

    Oh my goodness that is adorable.

  • TELME3
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:44pm

    Very well behaved!

  • Nmeader520
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    Handing out toothbrushes?...

  • moelsac
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:38pm

    TIL how to get candies for Halloween as an adult.

  • Companyinc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:07pm

    Scooby Doo’s kids.

  • mushbo
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:26pm

    First time I've seen a front door open out. All my doors to the outside have always opened in, weird.

  • zachd2011
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:33pm

    Where is this video

  • KaratCak3
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:50pm

    Why does only one have a basket

  • Kotzkatz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:14pm

    These Kids are amazing.q

  • BigMacRedneck
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:49pm

    Sick Trick Slick

  • ksalazar89
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:39pm

    And the first person for saying , " this video isnt funny" award goes too?!??

  • michaeltk111
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:17pm

    Any link with sound?

  • Cats98ever
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:59pm

    This makes me smile ! I love all of them.

  • buttpuss31
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 1:25pm

    Can you believe there are people who hate doggos?!

  • SociopathicChimp
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:48pm

    i would die for all of them

  • salladfingers
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:37pm
  • -ELEVATE-
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 4:36pm

    DOGGOS!!!

  • _haha_oh_wow_
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:59pm

    So glad there's a big ass border with useless text around this...

  • TheScaryShark
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:18pm

    People always blame the dogs when clearly it’s the owners who make the impact on whether or not they’re aggressive. Cutest dang pit bulls I’ve seen

  • el___diablo
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 5:22pm

    Oh FFS

    Still almost 3 weeks to Halloween and this has been reposted more times than Steve Buscemi on 9/11.

  • Nucleic_Acid
    -17 points Oct 12,2019, 2:28pm

    Pitbulls eat kids 👌

COMMENTS

  • PillowTalk420
    54 points Oct 12,2019, 4:10pm

    Dentastix?!

    That's like the same thing as giving real kids a toothbrush for Halloween. You're gonna get your house egged and TP'd. But with dogs. And they will just shit and piss on your house.

  • ThaBFGisMe
    27 points Oct 12,2019, 3:05pm

    Stick or treat?

  • a_canvas_hat
    26 points Oct 12,2019, 3:58pm

    Very cute. But am I the only one weirded out that their front door opens outward?

  • Rvbeek_
    12 points Oct 12,2019, 1:52pm

    Bite or treat

  • StealthMarmot
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 3:19pm

    Dog on the left "I got a rock."

  • coojw
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 4:19pm

    When I watched this, the doorbell sound went through my headphones loud enough for my dog to hear it. She's been checking doors and windows now for 10 minutes lol

  • Charliesmama129
    10 points Oct 12,2019, 1:07pm

    Your velvet hippos are adorable

  • feor1300
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 3:58pm

    Dentasticks?

    You monster, you basically gave them toothbrushes. lol

  • pastanate
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:32pm

    Like how the one dog sniffed the bag and looked as if that wouldn’t be enough.

  • MunkyDFunky
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 12:47pm

    Oh my goodness that is adorable.

  • TELME3
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:44pm

    Very well behaved!

  • Nmeader520
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    Handing out toothbrushes?...

  • moelsac
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:38pm

    TIL how to get candies for Halloween as an adult.

  • Companyinc
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:07pm

    Scooby Doo’s kids.

  • mushbo
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:26pm

    First time I've seen a front door open out. All my doors to the outside have always opened in, weird.

  • zachd2011
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:33pm

    Where is this video

  • KaratCak3
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:50pm

    Why does only one have a basket

  • Kotzkatz
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:14pm

    These Kids are amazing.q

  • BigMacRedneck
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:49pm

    Sick Trick Slick

  • ksalazar89
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:39pm

    And the first person for saying , " this video isnt funny" award goes too?!??

  • michaeltk111
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:17pm

    Any link with sound?

  • Cats98ever
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:59pm

    This makes me smile ! I love all of them.

  • buttpuss31
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 1:25pm

    Can you believe there are people who hate doggos?!

  • SociopathicChimp
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:48pm

    i would die for all of them

  • salladfingers
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:37pm
  • -ELEVATE-
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 4:36pm

    DOGGOS!!!

  • _haha_oh_wow_
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:59pm

    So glad there's a big ass border with useless text around this...

  • TheScaryShark
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:18pm

    People always blame the dogs when clearly it’s the owners who make the impact on whether or not they’re aggressive. Cutest dang pit bulls I’ve seen

  • el___diablo
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 5:22pm

    Oh FFS

    Still almost 3 weeks to Halloween and this has been reposted more times than Steve Buscemi on 9/11.

  • Nucleic_Acid
    -17 points Oct 12,2019, 2:28pm

    Pitbulls eat kids 👌

● ● ●

Basketball player giving kid a slow motion high five.

funny

COMMENTS

  • morrison1813
    699 points Oct 12,2019, 1:51pm

    There are few better thrills than seeing the Harlem Globetrotters when you’re a kid.

  • eswaggy123
    122 points Oct 12,2019, 1:44pm

    His face at the end lmao

  • CulpableInjustice
    133 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    I can tell that he had practiced this before and wanted to do it with someone real bad

  • snowybookwyrm
    80 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    that's so cute! haha!

  • Just_The_Letter_D
    82 points Oct 12,2019, 3:00pm

    Glad he did that as a slo-mo, because a regular high five probably would have broken the kids arm through that fence. Lol

  • Intelboy
    17 points Oct 12,2019, 5:38pm

    Not only a basketball player but a GLOBETROTTER!!!!! Bucketlist checkoff.

  • donttakethelemons
    16 points Oct 12,2019, 5:38pm

    Not only is this cute as hecc, but I assume this gives parents a lot of time to take non-blurry pics

  • DaemosChronicle
    15 points Oct 12,2019, 4:40pm

    Am I the only one making the slow-mo slow down noise while watching this?

  • Reservoircats
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 2:43pm

    I didn’t know Leveon bell played for the globetrotters.

  • Milestone25
    8 points Oct 12,2019, 4:26pm

    Well that boy has a new hero

  • F_N_Tangelo
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 5:13pm

    One of the highlights of my life was seeing the famous Meadowlark Lemon in action. I always hum “Sweet Georgia Brown” as I attempt some of his famous basketball tricks. Good memories of the Harlem Globetrotters, they really put on a fantastic show.

  • sleepytirdsloth
    4 points Oct 12,2019, 7:00pm

    I went to a show with my work team as an outing. I work with 40 - 50 old men, I’m practically the youngest. We all had a fucking blast, even better than our drinking outings. To see my very grumpy coworkers laughing and just dying like we were children again was the best outing I’ve had at these work events. Globetrotters are the best! Rant over.

  • toliver2112
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 4:53pm

    Gotta love the Globies!

  • wordyplayer
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:45pm

    I didn’t know about BB until dad took me to a Globetrotter game. Loved it!

  • _coast_of_maine
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:14pm

    That was great.

  • clamerous
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:33pm

    that made me actually lol

  • SunFlowerZ7076
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:49pm

    When you thought it was actually in slow motion until the kid moves 😂

  • InYourPocket86
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:03pm

    That’s the cutest thing I’ve seen today.

  • lodobol
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:09pm

    Kid looks back like, what’s wrong with him?

  • Capo33
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:18pm

    How can that not make you smile!

  • Uxt7
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:23pm

    I swear it must be a job requirement that all the Harlem Globetrotters need to be wholesome

  • tincannery
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:18pm

    Thought my shit was just loadin slow

  • ikswolicup
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:31pm

    Lol

  • Saiga426
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:34pm

    Lol that is so random and strange!

  • Changetron
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:37pm

    This shit warms my fuckin heart.

  • Bigsaskwotch
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:38pm

    The campers Basketball player EVER !

  • coolguy113720
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:43pm

    The people behind him are completely motionless

  • opus__17
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:53pm

    That's not just a basketball player... That's a Garlem Hobetrotter.

  • SchmidtytheKid
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:08pm

    Globetrotters are awesome.

  • akLuke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:12pm

    I would think the acid kicked in if I saw this at a basketball game.

  • dan52895
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:19pm

    I legitimately thought this video was slowed down for the first few seconds.

  • Chuzurik
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:22pm

    harlem globetrotters are the knees bees

  • Mindless_420
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:29pm

    Random question: who do the globetrotters play now that the generals don’t exist anymore?

  • thecandyburglar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:34pm

    Almost every year for my birthday my dad would bring me to a Lakers game. It’s probably the most enjoyable memory I reminisce on. This reminds me of that.

  • HiTyme808
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:53pm

    Lol I really thought it was a slow motion vid and the kids arm gets hurt from the rails. Nicely done

  • SGTMajorFeels
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:07pm

    I have a ball signed by the whole 1995 team! Love these dudes!

  • NermoThuclear
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:12pm

    play it in slow motion

  • forgotpassword69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:06pm

    50.. some of my greatest memories of elementary school cafeteria / lunchroom, summer cartoon viewings, cub scout events, visit by R2D2, the freaking Harlem Globetrotters!

  • natoria
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:21pm

    Cool story, the same basketball team (I tho they do tricks, and don’t play pro) came to my elementary school in China about 6 years ago

  • sweetjimmytwoinches
    -6 points Oct 12,2019, 5:11pm

    I hate when posts are like this, it’s so obvious they don’t know what they are posting and it’s just a karma grab.

  • Azurezero6
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 6:14pm

    too bad NBA sold out to china.

  • imahik3r
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 6:23pm

    Obviously the kid isn't Chinese.

COMMENTS

  • morrison1813
    699 points Oct 12,2019, 1:51pm

    There are few better thrills than seeing the Harlem Globetrotters when you’re a kid.

  • eswaggy123
    122 points Oct 12,2019, 1:44pm

    His face at the end lmao

  • CulpableInjustice
    133 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    I can tell that he had practiced this before and wanted to do it with someone real bad

  • Knasha1127
    102 points Oct 12,2019, 1:50pm

    I love how the kid opens and closes his handlike “so you gonna give me a hi5 or what?

  • snowybookwyrm
    80 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    that's so cute! haha!

  • Just_The_Letter_D
    82 points Oct 12,2019, 3:00pm

    Glad he did that as a slo-mo, because a regular high five probably would have broken the kids arm through that fence. Lol

  • Intelboy
    17 points Oct 12,2019, 5:38pm

    Not only a basketball player but a GLOBETROTTER!!!!! Bucketlist checkoff.

  • donttakethelemons
    16 points Oct 12,2019, 5:38pm

    Not only is this cute as hecc, but I assume this gives parents a lot of time to take non-blurry pics

  • DaemosChronicle
    15 points Oct 12,2019, 4:40pm

    Am I the only one making the slow-mo slow down noise while watching this?

  • Reservoircats
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 2:43pm

    I didn’t know Leveon bell played for the globetrotters.

  • Milestone25
    8 points Oct 12,2019, 4:26pm

    Well that boy has a new hero

  • F_N_Tangelo
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 5:13pm

    One of the highlights of my life was seeing the famous Meadowlark Lemon in action. I always hum “Sweet Georgia Brown” as I attempt some of his famous basketball tricks. Good memories of the Harlem Globetrotters, they really put on a fantastic show.

  • sleepytirdsloth
    4 points Oct 12,2019, 7:00pm

    I went to a show with my work team as an outing. I work with 40 - 50 old men, I’m practically the youngest. We all had a fucking blast, even better than our drinking outings. To see my very grumpy coworkers laughing and just dying like we were children again was the best outing I’ve had at these work events. Globetrotters are the best! Rant over.

  • toliver2112
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 4:53pm

    Gotta love the Globies!

  • wordyplayer
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:45pm

    I didn’t know about BB until dad took me to a Globetrotter game. Loved it!

  • _coast_of_maine
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:14pm

    That was great.

  • clamerous
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:33pm

    that made me actually lol

  • SunFlowerZ7076
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:49pm

    When you thought it was actually in slow motion until the kid moves 😂

  • InYourPocket86
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:03pm

    That’s the cutest thing I’ve seen today.

  • lodobol
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:09pm

    Kid looks back like, what’s wrong with him?

  • Capo33
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:18pm

    How can that not make you smile!

  • Uxt7
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:23pm

    I swear it must be a job requirement that all the Harlem Globetrotters need to be wholesome

  • tincannery
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:18pm

    Thought my shit was just loadin slow

  • ikswolicup
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 1:31pm

    Lol

  • Saiga426
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:34pm

    Lol that is so random and strange!

  • Changetron
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:37pm

    This shit warms my fuckin heart.

  • Bigsaskwotch
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:38pm

    The campers Basketball player EVER !

  • coolguy113720
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:43pm

    The people behind him are completely motionless

  • opus__17
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:53pm

    That's not just a basketball player... That's a Garlem Hobetrotter.

  • SchmidtytheKid
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:08pm

    Globetrotters are awesome.

  • akLuke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:12pm

    I would think the acid kicked in if I saw this at a basketball game.

  • dan52895
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:19pm

    I legitimately thought this video was slowed down for the first few seconds.

  • Chuzurik
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:22pm

    harlem globetrotters are the knees bees

  • Mindless_420
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:29pm

    Random question: who do the globetrotters play now that the generals don’t exist anymore?

  • thecandyburglar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:34pm

    Almost every year for my birthday my dad would bring me to a Lakers game. It’s probably the most enjoyable memory I reminisce on. This reminds me of that.

  • HiTyme808
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:53pm

    Lol I really thought it was a slow motion vid and the kids arm gets hurt from the rails. Nicely done

  • SGTMajorFeels
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:07pm

    I have a ball signed by the whole 1995 team! Love these dudes!

  • NermoThuclear
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:12pm

    play it in slow motion

  • forgotpassword69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:06pm

    50.. some of my greatest memories of elementary school cafeteria / lunchroom, summer cartoon viewings, cub scout events, visit by R2D2, the freaking Harlem Globetrotters!

  • natoria
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:21pm

    Cool story, the same basketball team (I tho they do tricks, and don’t play pro) came to my elementary school in China about 6 years ago

  • sweetjimmytwoinches
    -6 points Oct 12,2019, 5:11pm

    I hate when posts are like this, it’s so obvious they don’t know what they are posting and it’s just a karma grab.

  • Azurezero6
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 6:14pm

    too bad NBA sold out to china.

  • imahik3r
    -2 points Oct 12,2019, 6:23pm

    Obviously the kid isn't Chinese.

● ● ●

This Japanese coffee ad.

funny

COMMENTS

  • TheBraindonkey
    949 points Oct 12,2019, 12:17pm

    I would watch this...

  • vizthex
    177 points Oct 12,2019, 1:28pm

    Damn, why don't we have amazing ads like this in America?

  • igiverealygoodadvice
    299 points Oct 12,2019, 12:48pm

    Amazing timing. The Japanese grand Prix is in like 12 hours lol

  • MexElf
    36 points Oct 12,2019, 12:59pm

    I loved every can of Japanese coffee that I tried over there. So good.

  • flamebroiledhodor
    56 points Oct 12,2019, 2:47pm

    Am I the only one wondering what the means of propulsion is? Does MAX Coffee cause explosive flatulence?

  • A_H0RRIBLE_PERSON
    18 points Oct 12,2019, 2:19pm

    Reminds me of Axel from Twisted Metal 2

  • Foxkid639
    45 points Oct 12,2019, 11:42am

    Not the racers we wanted, but the racers we needed

  • Kiowa707
    26 points Oct 12,2019, 2:19pm

    Axel from Twisted Metal has joined the race!

  • DrVollKornBrot
    19 points Oct 12,2019, 1:49pm

    Reminds me of an old cartoon. https://youtu.be/j18e_ID-DpA

  • firk7821
    28 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    The Japanese are just better.

  • cyfer04
    7 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    8man would be proud.

  • EternitysEmber
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 2:30pm

    Reminds me of the Kinetica game from way back on PS2.https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v;=bYcOO02sIdk&t;=1m10s

  • redoctoberz
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 5:07pm

    Reminds me of the Ultimate muscle roller legend video from a decade ago - https://youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M

  • Heff79
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 5:08pm

    Anyone have the link to a video with sound? I feel like I am missing some good sound

  • vibeyvib
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 1:04pm

    Michael Schumacher has entered the chat

  • Revellious
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    Real life Kinetica!

  • NorthernBelle53
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 4:47pm

    No one came in to mention the one naked guy?

  • urbandeadthrowaway2
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 7:30pm

    I have several questions.

  • npcdestroyer
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 3:19pm

    I have a theory that Japan doesnt exist, but instead the island is a physical manifestation of the human desire for weird shit.

  • real_human_NOT_a_cat
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 12:39pm

    Speed racer should be like this but on speed

  • Yoyo8484
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:46pm

    I want to believe this is what inspired Axel's creation in Twisted Metal.

  • matteb18
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:27pm

    This is some twisted metal shit

  • zepol_xela
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:30pm

    I want this to became a real thing

  • FineCastle77731
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:44pm

    I thought they were drone cars until it zoomed into one of the drivers

  • squeezy102
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:54pm

    Georgia Coffee is soooooo good. I'm not even a coffee drinker and that stuff is delicious. Had some when I was on deployment in '09, they stocked the ship's vending machines with them.

    If you're a coffee nut, I highly recommend.

  • rockercaster
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 5:00pm

    What happens if they get a boner?

  • hexspades
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:24pm

    they already have a Cars live action remake in japan!?

  • moondancer224
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:52pm

    Japanese ads are so weird. Oddly enough, watching tv was a thing when we went to Kyoto even though there were no subtitles. We only did it at night after we had spent all day wandering the city, but it was still amusing.

  • Kijei
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:54pm

    God I love Japan

  • Traveler_90
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:05pm

    Lmao the cart push at the end haha.

  • ExplicitNuM5
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 4:17pm
  • frix86
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:42pm

    Good ol' Georgia Coffee, we called that stuff "Crack in a Can"

  • potatopunchies
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:57pm

    Best I seen

  • Jack_BE
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:13pm

    Lord Buckethead's Japanese cousin: Lord Coffeecanhead

  • I_am_a_question_mark
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    Why is this not a thing?

  • 1lostm4n
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:22pm

    This looks fun af.

  • BLooDCRoW
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:23pm

    A coffee commercial made by people who probably did cocaine beforehand.

  • chad711m
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:23pm

    To bad we can't post this on r/formula1 due to their strict ass rules.

  • steve3067
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:28pm

    Someone GIF the Revenge of the Nerds race.

  • everodd
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:35pm

    That would be terrifying having your head so close to the ground. Everything else seems to be on the up and up

  • Nagesh_Chandra_Nial
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:40pm

    There are people who exaggerate and then there are Japanese people who make exaggeration look cool and appreciable.

  • humans_are_not_real
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:41pm

    Masaka!

  • Chrisizzle69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:43pm

    Is the dude in the pits not Castro1021 from twitch? (I’m not sure the numbers after his name are actually correct)

  • stellacampus
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:02pm

    That Boss Coffee car in fourth place is Tommy Lee Jones.

  • the1whocan
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:03pm

    So cool

  • FiZiKaLReFLeX
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:20pm

    I LOVE the Japanese sense of humor. So awesome.

  • NotRobStaley
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:26pm

    i think anthony bourdain said it best, "The japanese are lightyears ahead of us in entertainment."

  • Hedikin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:32pm

    Huh could be a commercial for beans too

  • thousand-yard-stare-
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:46pm

    Cursed

  • Bromm18
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:48pm

    Anyone have a version/source with sound?

  • climbing336
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:49pm

    Is this oppressed coffee? I can't like oppressed coffee.

  • Hilfest
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:51pm

    Come on, Japan! You an do better! They should have had someone run up from behind and deliver the coffee in one of those race car speed-fuel cans.

  • Izaniel
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:51pm

    Of there is Humanoid tin coffee, basically that f1/human car or whatever shit that thing is drink cum?

  • masterchedderballs96
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:55pm

    is it honestly any weirder than "I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM!"?

  • CuddlePirate420
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:06pm

    Now THIS is pod racing!!

  • merlin-ferlin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:07pm

    I thought that was the Bathurst 500 for a sec

  • Solidtaco26
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:10pm

    Well it’s from Japan so what did you expect?

  • SNE4K
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:11pm

    Thanks, I hate it.

  • panic_scam
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:15pm

    Georgia coffee cans are uncrushable.

  • deedeebop
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:16pm
  • BrainIsSickToday
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:16pm

    Japan has the best commercials.

  • anticultured
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:20pm

    Can confirm: They drink a lot of coffee in Japan.

  • godbullseye
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:24pm

    Jesus this is like a fever dream I had once but there was also an army of Lady Gaga’s hip thrusting to Bad Romance

  • frankensteinV
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:29pm

    This can’t be real. Nice try reddit

  • Himeowchama
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:29pm

    Nani the fuck

  • SolidGreenDay
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:42pm

    Ancient.

  • Deadpaul69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:43pm

    What on God's green earth were they smoking when they made this and where can I find it

  • Praxisation
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:51pm

    Florida man has got a competitor apparently

  • clonerobot17
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:52pm

    Sauce?

  • carpitown
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:53pm

    This is still one of the lesser weird things come out of Japan.

  • Aspaceotter
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:53pm

    This looks like a marlon Webb vine

  • charliegrs
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:54pm

    Never change Japan

  • Jay-Ooh
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:57pm

    Wtf 😂

  • radical_sin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:57pm

    HEAVY IS CAR

  • dvd7211
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:58pm

    All I c is twisted metal

  • Insanonaut
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:03pm

    Anybody else remember "Axel" from Twisted Metal?

  • junydya
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:04pm

    crazy cool

  • mikez56
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:04pm

    Hirohito would have loved to have this for his army

  • ghostnappalives
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:04pm

    I feel like Boss still has the best commercials

    https://youtu.be/tmjBJ23OVN8?t=7

  • darkshifty
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:12pm

    I need sound...

  • rulerofdark
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:21pm

    Tf did I just watched

  • fucknametakenrules
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:23pm

    Their commercial makers are on drugs

  • alivilie
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:25pm

    I don’t like racing much, but if this was a thing I would watch the fuck out of it!!

  • Sir_Trollzor
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:29pm

    Aren't most drugs illegal there? How the hell they come up with this stuff?

  • sagealexander97
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:34pm

    American advertising is fuckin seriously lacking lmao

  • DlProgan
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:35pm

    So is he refueling to pass the girl driver or catch her?

  • Adeno
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:35pm

    Lol the thumbs up guy!

  • bigbtoke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:36pm

    Damn Alita battle angle looks good

  • Galaar
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:43pm

    ...goddammit Japan.

  • TDAMS133
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:52pm

    Win for Max basically confirmed now

  • Scoutingtn
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:07pm

    Wtf japan

  • archangelmlg
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:22pm

    Did he just drink his Pit Manager's kid?

  • ElonIsMySpiritAnimal
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:25pm

    If you think Asian ads are weird, watch that American Mountain Dew ad.

  • 03no5245
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:27pm

    Lol crazy

  • Bamonk
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:28pm

    Now this is pod racing!

  • be-c-c4
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:32pm
  • goldclouds09
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:36pm

    Now that's what I call creative

  • J_A_M_3_S
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:50pm

    This is actually unintentionally fucking terrifying.

  • Iamframework
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:51pm

    Reminds me of "Axel" from the Twisted Metal series.

  • Djb8966
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:56pm

    Is this Twisted metal?

  • iamwhoiamnnomore
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:57pm

    I thought the coffee would be rectally pumped

  • k5vin-
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:58pm

    Im buying that coffee

  • tiger383
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:03pm

    Coffee so strong it turns your intestine into an F1 engine!

  • asian_identifier
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:04pm

    now watch the 'fuck grand prix'

  • SexyIndianMan
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:06pm

    As an F1 fan I think this is absolutely hilarious

  • BluntFF
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:07pm

    White guy with the thumbs up at the end is killin it.

  • dhoffnun
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:09pm

    twitch mmMYEAHHH!

    Charlie Brown Sweater Coffee MAAAAAAACKXX

  • Neptoid2000
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:21pm

    Japanese commercials are the greatest

  • AP_GG
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:22pm

    Was that Axle from Twisted Metal?

  • skittlewolf847
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:28pm

    Wtfff

  • Skrooner
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:29pm

    Japanese ads advertise everyday items in weird ways.

    And

    Spanish ads are sexual till the last five seconds.

  • gwendolyn_the_dweeb
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:29pm

    I would do this

  • edlomo93
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:36pm

    I need some of this coffee.

  • bzab90
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:42pm

    /u/mickskitz what in the actual

  • HenzoH
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:47pm

    This is pretty max!

  • IAmNotMyName
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:48pm

    I wish this was a real thing.

  • s0ciety_a5under
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:23pm

    I swear this was a video game at one point.

  • fuzzeenavel
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:25pm

    Why is it that Japanese commercials and game shows are so funny but anime almost never makes me laugh?

  • NimbusHex
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:25pm

    The coffee can man looks so fucking smug.

  • TrichoScythe
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:33pm

    LMAO, gotta love japan for its weird TV stuff.

  • HumperTrooper15
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 8:33pm

    Alright then

  • mossberbb
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 12:19pm

    can i see the bumper cam of the car behind the lady driver?

  • black_flag_4ever
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    Are they farting to move forward?

  • eDah8ri1s
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:48am

    I like this a little bit too much

  • p1um5mu991er
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 12:26pm

    Tailgating would be like a human centipede

  • My_Body_The_Mystery
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:08pm

    Too bad the coffee in japan isn't that motivating. When I was out of the starbucks zone in 2000 I walked around with a headache for a few days. The milky brown stuff in a can...

  • corbindallas52
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:29pm

    Alright this is fucking awesome. A+ ad haha

  • gameplayerguy1
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:06pm
  • NotaGoodLover
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:40pm

    those nukes really did a number on them

  • BesaKamel
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:38pm

    Tokyo-porn can be quite cute if applied rightly, and with taste.

  • DrMaxCoytus
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 12:48pm

    Almost as good as Bukakke Milk.

  • Whired
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 12:48pm
  • TheLowClassics
    -1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:14pm

    One dude who was under pressure to deliver a new ad campaign for his coffee client panicked, took too much acid, really started panicking, and in an effort to calm down watched cars 2.

    The subsequent feverish visions culminated in this work of genius you just watched.

    source

  • Pettteee
    -1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:55pm

    The strategy is to follow the girl in skirt, and finish her before the finish line.

  • TheLegending
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 3:46pm

    if anyone ever gives me coffee that's in a can am removing them indefinitely from my life

  • fortnite_for_kids
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 3:55pm

    they didnt naruto run 😡😡😡😡

  • BerserkingGator
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 4:38pm

    Georgia coffee is on point.

COMMENTS

  • TheBraindonkey
    949 points Oct 12,2019, 12:17pm

    I would watch this...

  • vizthex
    177 points Oct 12,2019, 1:28pm

    Damn, why don't we have amazing ads like this in America?

  • igiverealygoodadvice
    299 points Oct 12,2019, 12:48pm

    Amazing timing. The Japanese grand Prix is in like 12 hours lol

  • seanular
    44 points Oct 12,2019, 12:32pm

    I fuckin love Georgia coffee

  • MexElf
    36 points Oct 12,2019, 12:59pm

    I loved every can of Japanese coffee that I tried over there. So good.

  • flamebroiledhodor
    56 points Oct 12,2019, 2:47pm

    Am I the only one wondering what the means of propulsion is? Does MAX Coffee cause explosive flatulence?

  • A_H0RRIBLE_PERSON
    18 points Oct 12,2019, 2:19pm

    Reminds me of Axel from Twisted Metal 2

  • Foxkid639
    45 points Oct 12,2019, 11:42am

    Not the racers we wanted, but the racers we needed

  • Kiowa707
    26 points Oct 12,2019, 2:19pm

    Axel from Twisted Metal has joined the race!

  • DrVollKornBrot
    19 points Oct 12,2019, 1:49pm

    Reminds me of an old cartoon. https://youtu.be/j18e_ID-DpA

  • firk7821
    28 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    The Japanese are just better.

  • cyfer04
    7 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    8man would be proud.

  • EternitysEmber
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 2:30pm

    Reminds me of the Kinetica game from way back on PS2.https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v;=bYcOO02sIdk&t;=1m10s

  • redoctoberz
    6 points Oct 12,2019, 5:07pm

    Reminds me of the Ultimate muscle roller legend video from a decade ago - https://youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M

  • Heff79
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 5:08pm

    Anyone have the link to a video with sound? I feel like I am missing some good sound

  • vibeyvib
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 1:04pm

    Michael Schumacher has entered the chat

  • Revellious
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 1:16pm

    Real life Kinetica!

  • NorthernBelle53
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 4:47pm

    No one came in to mention the one naked guy?

  • urbandeadthrowaway2
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 7:30pm

    I have several questions.

  • npcdestroyer
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 3:19pm

    I have a theory that Japan doesnt exist, but instead the island is a physical manifestation of the human desire for weird shit.

  • real_human_NOT_a_cat
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 12:39pm

    Speed racer should be like this but on speed

  • Yoyo8484
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 3:46pm

    I want to believe this is what inspired Axel's creation in Twisted Metal.

  • matteb18
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:27pm

    This is some twisted metal shit

  • zepol_xela
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:30pm

    I want this to became a real thing

  • FineCastle77731
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:44pm

    I thought they were drone cars until it zoomed into one of the drivers

  • squeezy102
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 4:54pm

    Georgia Coffee is soooooo good. I'm not even a coffee drinker and that stuff is delicious. Had some when I was on deployment in '09, they stocked the ship's vending machines with them.

    If you're a coffee nut, I highly recommend.

  • rockercaster
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 5:00pm

    What happens if they get a boner?

  • hexspades
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:24pm

    they already have a Cars live action remake in japan!?

  • moondancer224
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:52pm

    Japanese ads are so weird. Oddly enough, watching tv was a thing when we went to Kyoto even though there were no subtitles. We only did it at night after we had spent all day wandering the city, but it was still amusing.

  • Kijei
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 7:54pm

    God I love Japan

  • Traveler_90
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 8:05pm

    Lmao the cart push at the end haha.

  • ExplicitNuM5
    3 points Oct 12,2019, 4:17pm
  • frix86
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:42pm

    Good ol' Georgia Coffee, we called that stuff "Crack in a Can"

  • potatopunchies
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:57pm

    Best I seen

  • Jack_BE
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:13pm

    Lord Buckethead's Japanese cousin: Lord Coffeecanhead

  • I_am_a_question_mark
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:17pm

    Why is this not a thing?

  • 1lostm4n
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:22pm

    This looks fun af.

  • BLooDCRoW
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:23pm

    A coffee commercial made by people who probably did cocaine beforehand.

  • chad711m
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:23pm

    To bad we can't post this on r/formula1 due to their strict ass rules.

  • steve3067
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:28pm

    Someone GIF the Revenge of the Nerds race.

  • everodd
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:35pm

    That would be terrifying having your head so close to the ground. Everything else seems to be on the up and up

  • Nagesh_Chandra_Nial
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:40pm

    There are people who exaggerate and then there are Japanese people who make exaggeration look cool and appreciable.

  • humans_are_not_real
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:41pm

    Masaka!

  • Chrisizzle69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 2:43pm

    Is the dude in the pits not Castro1021 from twitch? (I’m not sure the numbers after his name are actually correct)

  • stellacampus
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:02pm

    That Boss Coffee car in fourth place is Tommy Lee Jones.

  • the1whocan
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:03pm

    So cool

  • FiZiKaLReFLeX
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:20pm

    I LOVE the Japanese sense of humor. So awesome.

  • NotRobStaley
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:26pm

    i think anthony bourdain said it best, "The japanese are lightyears ahead of us in entertainment."

  • Hedikin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:32pm

    Huh could be a commercial for beans too

  • thousand-yard-stare-
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:46pm

    Cursed

  • Bromm18
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:48pm

    Anyone have a version/source with sound?

  • climbing336
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:49pm

    Is this oppressed coffee? I can't like oppressed coffee.

  • Hilfest
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:51pm

    Come on, Japan! You an do better! They should have had someone run up from behind and deliver the coffee in one of those race car speed-fuel cans.

  • Izaniel
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:51pm

    Of there is Humanoid tin coffee, basically that f1/human car or whatever shit that thing is drink cum?

  • masterchedderballs96
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:55pm

    is it honestly any weirder than "I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM!"?

  • CuddlePirate420
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:06pm

    Now THIS is pod racing!!

  • merlin-ferlin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:07pm

    I thought that was the Bathurst 500 for a sec

  • Solidtaco26
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:10pm

    Well it’s from Japan so what did you expect?

  • SNE4K
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:11pm

    Thanks, I hate it.

  • panic_scam
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:15pm

    Georgia coffee cans are uncrushable.

  • deedeebop
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:16pm
  • BrainIsSickToday
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:16pm

    Japan has the best commercials.

  • anticultured
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:20pm

    Can confirm: They drink a lot of coffee in Japan.

  • godbullseye
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:24pm

    Jesus this is like a fever dream I had once but there was also an army of Lady Gaga’s hip thrusting to Bad Romance

  • frankensteinV
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:29pm

    This can’t be real. Nice try reddit

  • Himeowchama
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:29pm

    Nani the fuck

  • SolidGreenDay
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:42pm

    Ancient.

  • Deadpaul69
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:43pm

    What on God's green earth were they smoking when they made this and where can I find it

  • Praxisation
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:51pm

    Florida man has got a competitor apparently

  • clonerobot17
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:52pm

    Sauce?

  • carpitown
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:53pm

    This is still one of the lesser weird things come out of Japan.

  • Aspaceotter
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:53pm

    This looks like a marlon Webb vine

  • charliegrs
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:54pm

    Never change Japan

  • Jay-Ooh
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:57pm

    Wtf 😂

  • radical_sin
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:57pm

    HEAVY IS CAR

  • dvd7211
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:58pm

    All I c is twisted metal

  • Insanonaut
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:03pm

    Anybody else remember "Axel" from Twisted Metal?

  • junydya
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:04pm

    crazy cool

  • mikez56
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:04pm

    Hirohito would have loved to have this for his army

  • ghostnappalives
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:04pm

    I feel like Boss still has the best commercials

    https://youtu.be/tmjBJ23OVN8?t=7

  • darkshifty
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:12pm

    I need sound...

  • rulerofdark
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:21pm

    Tf did I just watched

  • fucknametakenrules
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:23pm

    Their commercial makers are on drugs

  • alivilie
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:25pm

    I don’t like racing much, but if this was a thing I would watch the fuck out of it!!

  • Sir_Trollzor
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:29pm

    Aren't most drugs illegal there? How the hell they come up with this stuff?

  • sagealexander97
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:34pm

    American advertising is fuckin seriously lacking lmao

  • DlProgan
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:35pm

    So is he refueling to pass the girl driver or catch her?

  • Adeno
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:35pm

    Lol the thumbs up guy!

  • bigbtoke
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 5:36pm

    Damn Alita battle angle looks good