Vine wasn’t that bad I enjoyed, Brent Rivera walks in actually I take it back vine was trash.
Non t-pose vs semi t-pose
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The Slap Part 2 (YouTube it)
That's a classic /r/CustomPlayerCutscene.
Spread the love to the smaller subs!!
This looks like a t-shirt my mechanic would wear
I'm surprised that nobody has compared him to Hitler yet I mean they have concentration camps. They are sterilizing women and harvesting organs for sale. Almost worse than Hitler I mean he just wanted them all gone and took all their wealth. China is trying to completely expunge this culture from existence. By both getting rid of their future present and passed. But and this is the butt that everyone in politics and world leadership will talk about. But they are doing within their own borders.
This is so deeply ignorant.
He said, Xi said
She's not Mary, she's from the umbrella corporation
poor marry poppins
Can you burn Mary Poppins?
I mean, how do you really envision it going down? I’m sure it’s not a simple tied to stake burning. How would her magic react? Would the town ever be the same?
I didn’t know Mary Poppins was made of wood.
Its Mary Poppins y’all
Loved the old styled church in the back, a symbol of the whole thing.
Marry poppins isnt a witch shes a time lord
Makes sense why Mary Poppin’s didnt have a sequel.
So let me get this straight. You see a real witch, flying by on an umbrella, clearly with super natural powers, and you think fire is the best answer?
I always knew she was a witch.
In the land of the bald, the cyka blyat with hair get put on fire.
Bibbity Bobbity Boo
Username checks out.
She is HOT.....
How did they catch her?
Who says she didn't recieve her abilities through her devotion to the big G though?
The thing I love most about Mary Poppins is that they never actually explain what she is. Is she a witch? A fairy? A goddess? No explanation because she never explains anything. It’s the mystery that really makes the story for me.
Lock her up! Lock her up!
Accidentally landed on Reddit.
My mother was a wich, she was burned alive.
I feel personally attacked.
Wow, way to rip off Perry Bible Fellowship.
that just sounds like rain with extra steps
edit: thanks for the kind award :) first comment gold wohoo
Metal Gear Liquid: Holy Espionage Operations
It actually sounds like a drunk thing to do!
Did it work?
For some reason this made me recall that Eastern Orthodoxy was only really adopted in Russia in the 10th century and under consideration at the time were also Roman Catholicism, Judaism and Islam.
The interesting thing is that one of the reasons Islam was rejected, was because of their taboo on drinking. So drunkenness actually contributed toward the existence of the Eastern Orthodox Church in Russia. :)
Sudden wet T-shirt contest for the people below.
He should use drones to target specific people
I think the Church should dedicate 100% of all existing and future assets to this endeavor.
Ha-ha, I live here
"hmmm, our society seems to have moral problems. Is there some way we can use bombs to fix them?"
Add a super soaker for additional range on your salvation
That city sounds like fun
Actually a covert operation to hit a vampire hive. This was just media dis information to protect us from the truth. Wake up sheepeople!
Someone should have tainted the holy water with some LSD for actual results
Religious people are sometimes so incredibly dumb....
Пиздец, actually happeped over my house
Plot twist: They were actually dropping vodka.
Stupid fucks. Might as well go back to pushing virgins into volcanoes.
Imagine all the stupid shit you could do if you didn’t have to pay taxes.
Look's like a giant bottle of Evian more than holy water
"oh shit. I thought you were doing a city wide blessing.. that's vodka!
I feel like if they actually believed this would work, they wouldn't need to write about it in the press.
Soo... how's that working out for you padre?
Parry this you fucking casuals
My favorite thing about this is how many discussions were had about it, all the planning and preparation that probably went into it, getting the plane, loading the holy water, all of it. Without anyone ever saying...”is this the best use of our time and resources?”
That's a common thing they spread holly water on all tanks, ak-74, or even on Nukes(about that i'm not sure)Funny if they blessed the "Satan" Missile :)
Used to fly helicopter tours in NYC. We had a priest from a church in Newark that would regularly come in (once a year) and spray "holy oil" out of a super soaker over the city to "cleanse" it. Actually annoyed me because it'a not cheap to rent every seat in the helicopter for an hour and they're using their congregations money. Although it was surely amusing.
But did it help?
It's crazy that crazy people have enough money to do crazy shit like this and I just have debt.
Maybe I should start a cult.
God love "em. Whether you believe in the power of holy water or not THEY do. This was an act of love and redemption (freedom, help in turning one's life around) on their part. How about honouring that. Just for a moment before you laugh. They CARE about those who may feel trapped and defeated by those living conditions. This is a bigger solution, for these people, than the proverbial hopes and prayers. I think it's a sweet act of human kindness...
In air audio of the blessing of all the water
You should’ve seen what they used in WWII...holy grenades.
Water vs vodka. I put my $20 on vodka.
Whatever. Sounds like he just wanted to find an excuse to RL PUBG.
Gotta stay hydrated to prevent hangovers.
Today on Mythbusters ...
Now conformity comes falling from the sky, I love it.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
And getting rid of any vampires in the process
Russian getting another Rasputin?
When thoughts and prayers aren't enough...
Personally I think the blood of Christ would have been more effective.
Why does this remind me of stunt Les Nessman would pull?
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. "
The hero we don’t need.
I definitely need more Russian Orthodox friends to hang out with.
Honey where's my sword
That .ust be why they don't have any problems in ghana or togo. God always blesses the rains down in africa
What city is that? Asking for a friend.
Well, what else are we supposed to do?
God is supposed to live in heaven. Rain comes down from heaven. So shouldn't all rain be automatically holy?
What city is this exactly? Asking for a friend.
Is that Zephyrhills water? /s
I bet the priest was drunk too.
Simon and richter Belmont;Pathetic
Is that considered religious warfare? Are the Christians at it again?
dont lie to me, that’s jeff bridges
This was most certainly a ruse... They were probably fighting off the Vampire droves that has assembled there at the beckoning if their just-risen king.
I wonder how much pot they smoked before coming up with this idea to stop drunkenness...
Hey Susan, take that zepherhills gallon water bottle and remove their logo and place ours onto it and then lets go burn fossil fuels for publicity cuz fuck it we have money to rent a plane in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
This is what happens when faith is placed in yourself over the God you claim to serve.
Holy water comes in what looks like a big plastic Nestle bottle? They really do have a finger in every pie!
::drinks and fornicates harder::
Plot twist, they all end up fucking in the plane because they forgot to sprinkle water on themselves.
🤣 I’m sure that’s working out great 👍🏼
Russian priest: stop drinking
Belgian trappist monks: lmao
Holy chem trails
a. obviously doesn't work
b. stop trying to 'save' me from myself you dumb bitches
c. fuck off
They need to go to Africa, and then we can elevate Toto to being a Prophet. I bless the rains down in Africa.
Well ... did it work ?
BEGONE UNHOLY DEMONS OF HELLL
I mean...this seems more like something you'd do to prevent the spread of vampirism than drunkenness.
Of course Russia.
You also kinda have to wonder, is this a strange new form of religious terrorism "Thou shalt be baptized, whether you want it not!"?
What kind of Wololo is this?
It’s literally a bottle of nestle water
I thought Vodka was holy to the Russians?
21 century magic is so weird
While world is on the edge of inventing cancer and aids cure, russia dors this XD
Damn, I didn't know CostCo sold holy water by the gallons.
Anyone else think it looks like the mans just holding a big bottle of dasani?
Ffs. Give the people options. And some hope.
they spelled delusional wrong
Okay so he threw Vodka on everyone... Right? Yall telling me my priest have secretly been converting me to Alcoholism?...
Old problems require modern solutions.
idiots are born & die everyday
Want them to stop drinking, and hookers and weed.
Russia - Toto
I bless the rains up in RussiaGonna take some time to stop the things they shouldn't do
Did it help?
Now I just want to watch the Netflix movie of this where they do it to kill Vampires or have to perform a mass exorcism.
Insane idiocy. Perhaps well intentioned but deeply dangerous, detachment from reality.
Good job “church”, look what you give rise to. Your damage is NOT worth the good function you fantasize you perform. You serve to obstruct God and chain us to our primitive past.
At least 12 vampires died in that attack.
This is why people think we're idiots
It’s just astonishing that in 2019 people who live in a country where they can fly up into the air still think they can bless some fucking water to have magical properties.
I didn't want to believe people could be any dumber than thinking sending prayers on facebook would change anything, yet here we are.
Thank god the priests are on it! Showering our children with more blessings. A blessed golden rain from heaven!
Sounds like the priests have been drinking too
“I am sober and celibate now!”
“🎼Blame it on the rain...”
See, chem-trails aren't all that bad.
It's amazing how deep the brainwashing really goes.
Plot twist: Pouring from that height, Holy Water turned to ice and shot ice needles into peoples eyes.
Walking down the street. Hit by drops of water. Thinks its raining. Better get inside and have a drink fml
Some say, the whole town never drunk again.
It just seems like if your drunk and get “rained” on, you are just going to keep drinking...
Santa on the off season
They’ve got god and anime on their side
Some of which almost didn't fail. You reckon this won't as well?
I bet he came up with that after a stiff drink.
God I hope that this is not real.
I'm here, and I can prove, that nothing changed.
When your vampire problem escalates, you adapt or are consumed.
That amount of holy water might keep 1 person from drinking for an hour
Stop Russian drinking... Good luck
So this is what chaotic good looks like IRL.
That same night at the local bar:
"Hello, Savva! It didn't help..."
Russian priests are pretty much the other hemisphere's Florida man.
Too bad drinking isn’t a sin, so they’re just wasting time AND water.
How much did this cost? Could we have come up with something better to do with this money?
Not all heroes wear capes
We just gonna ignore the fact that the holy water is store bought?
MOMMY MOMMY IT RAINS WODKA
Change "air-bombing" to "cloud-seeding" and this article goes from weird to adorable.
Honestly, pretty fucking hardcore
It's all a front, they're actually dropping vodka.
he should just bliss rainful clouds, more efficient.
"Quick, let's burn aircraft fuel to throw bottled water out of a helicopter."
Is it Holy Vodka?
I'll drink to that.
Bro just turn the whole ocean into holy water
Man walking down street feels water on head. Must be raining! Walks into bar. Has a drink. Meets lady. Fornicates.
Yeah, but can we talk about the fact that he looks like the father from Boondock Saints
Was splash damage implemented?
This is what I picture when I hear someone go on about chem trails
Well water in Russia is vodka
Just when I thought religion couldn't get more ridiculous...
I didn't realize Nestle made holy water
I though that drunkenness and fornication were the only way Russians reproduce. :-/
Finally we proof of the existence of God. How well did it work? What? Not even a little bit?Hmmmm y then?
This is pure insanity and somehow is acceptable in our society.
Ха-ха, я тут живу!))
Ironic,considering priests are the ones that consistently hurt children.
Evidence of how fucking stupid religion is.
he should have done this at night time might have taken out few vampire with it
That's like the same thing as giving real kids a toothbrush for Halloween. You're gonna get your house egged and TP'd. But with dogs. And they will just shit and piss on your house.
Stick or treat?
Very cute. But am I the only one weirded out that their front door opens outward?
Dog on the left "I got a rock."
When I watched this, the doorbell sound went through my headphones loud enough for my dog to hear it. She's been checking doors and windows now for 10 minutes lol
Your velvet hippos are adorable
You monster, you basically gave them toothbrushes. lol
Like how the one dog sniffed the bag and looked as if that wouldn’t be enough.
Oh my goodness that is adorable.
Very well behaved!
Handing out toothbrushes?...
TIL how to get candies for Halloween as an adult.
Scooby Doo’s kids.
First time I've seen a front door open out. All my doors to the outside have always opened in, weird.
Where is this video
Why does only one have a basket
These Kids are amazing.q
And the first person for saying , " this video isnt funny" award goes too?!??
Any link with sound?
This makes me smile ! I love all of them.
Can you believe there are people who hate doggos?!
i would die for all of them
So glad there's a big ass border with useless text around this...
People always blame the dogs when clearly it’s the owners who make the impact on whether or not they’re aggressive. Cutest dang pit bulls I’ve seen
Still almost 3 weeks to Halloween and this has been reposted more times than Steve Buscemi on 9/11.
Pitbulls eat kids 👌
Bite or treat
There are few better thrills than seeing the Harlem Globetrotters when you’re a kid.
His face at the end lmao
I can tell that he had practiced this before and wanted to do it with someone real bad
that's so cute! haha!
Glad he did that as a slo-mo, because a regular high five probably would have broken the kids arm through that fence. Lol
Not only a basketball player but a GLOBETROTTER!!!!! Bucketlist checkoff.
Not only is this cute as hecc, but I assume this gives parents a lot of time to take non-blurry pics
Am I the only one making the slow-mo slow down noise while watching this?
I didn’t know Leveon bell played for the globetrotters.
Well that boy has a new hero
One of the highlights of my life was seeing the famous Meadowlark Lemon in action. I always hum “Sweet Georgia Brown” as I attempt some of his famous basketball tricks. Good memories of the Harlem Globetrotters, they really put on a fantastic show.
I went to a show with my work team as an outing. I work with 40 - 50 old men, I’m practically the youngest. We all had a fucking blast, even better than our drinking outings. To see my very grumpy coworkers laughing and just dying like we were children again was the best outing I’ve had at these work events. Globetrotters are the best! Rant over.
Gotta love the Globies!
I didn’t know about BB until dad took me to a Globetrotter game. Loved it!
That was great.
that made me actually lol
When you thought it was actually in slow motion until the kid moves 😂
That’s the cutest thing I’ve seen today.
Kid looks back like, what’s wrong with him?
How can that not make you smile!
I swear it must be a job requirement that all the Harlem Globetrotters need to be wholesome
Thought my shit was just loadin slow
Lol that is so random and strange!
This shit warms my fuckin heart.
The campers Basketball player EVER !
The people behind him are completely motionless
That's not just a basketball player... That's a Garlem Hobetrotter.
Globetrotters are awesome.
I would think the acid kicked in if I saw this at a basketball game.
I legitimately thought this video was slowed down for the first few seconds.
harlem globetrotters are the knees bees
Random question: who do the globetrotters play now that the generals don’t exist anymore?
Almost every year for my birthday my dad would bring me to a Lakers game. It’s probably the most enjoyable memory I reminisce on. This reminds me of that.
Lol I really thought it was a slow motion vid and the kids arm gets hurt from the rails. Nicely done
I have a ball signed by the whole 1995 team! Love these dudes!
play it in slow motion
50.. some of my greatest memories of elementary school cafeteria / lunchroom, summer cartoon viewings, cub scout events, visit by R2D2, the freaking Harlem Globetrotters!
Cool story, the same basketball team (I tho they do tricks, and don’t play pro) came to my elementary school in China about 6 years ago
I hate when posts are like this, it’s so obvious they don’t know what they are posting and it’s just a karma grab.
too bad NBA sold out to china.
Obviously the kid isn't Chinese.
I love how the kid opens and closes his handlike “so you gonna give me a hi5 or what?
I would watch this...
Damn, why don't we have amazing ads like this in America?
Amazing timing. The Japanese grand Prix is in like 12 hours lol
I loved every can of Japanese coffee that I tried over there. So good.
Am I the only one wondering what the means of propulsion is? Does MAX Coffee cause explosive flatulence?
Reminds me of Axel from Twisted Metal 2
Not the racers we wanted, but the racers we needed
Axel from Twisted Metal has joined the race!
Reminds me of an old cartoon. https://youtu.be/j18e_ID-DpA
The Japanese are just better.
8man would be proud.
Reminds me of the Kinetica game from way back on PS2.https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v;=bYcOO02sIdk&t;=1m10s
Reminds me of the Ultimate muscle roller legend video from a decade ago - https://youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M
Anyone have the link to a video with sound? I feel like I am missing some good sound
Michael Schumacher has entered the chat
Real life Kinetica!
No one came in to mention the one naked guy?
I have several questions.
I have a theory that Japan doesnt exist, but instead the island is a physical manifestation of the human desire for weird shit.
Speed racer should be like this but on speed
I want to believe this is what inspired Axel's creation in Twisted Metal.
This is some twisted metal shit
I want this to became a real thing
I thought they were drone cars until it zoomed into one of the drivers
Georgia Coffee is soooooo good. I'm not even a coffee drinker and that stuff is delicious. Had some when I was on deployment in '09, they stocked the ship's vending machines with them.
If you're a coffee nut, I highly recommend.
What happens if they get a boner?
they already have a Cars live action remake in japan!?
Japanese ads are so weird. Oddly enough, watching tv was a thing when we went to Kyoto even though there were no subtitles. We only did it at night after we had spent all day wandering the city, but it was still amusing.
God I love Japan
Lmao the cart push at the end haha.
Good ol' Georgia Coffee, we called that stuff "Crack in a Can"
Best I seen
Lord Buckethead's Japanese cousin: Lord Coffeecanhead
Why is this not a thing?
This looks fun af.
A coffee commercial made by people who probably did cocaine beforehand.
To bad we can't post this on r/formula1 due to their strict ass rules.
Someone GIF the Revenge of the Nerds race.
That would be terrifying having your head so close to the ground. Everything else seems to be on the up and up
There are people who exaggerate and then there are Japanese people who make exaggeration look cool and appreciable.
Is the dude in the pits not Castro1021 from twitch? (I’m not sure the numbers after his name are actually correct)
That Boss Coffee car in fourth place is Tommy Lee Jones.
I LOVE the Japanese sense of humor. So awesome.
i think anthony bourdain said it best, "The japanese are lightyears ahead of us in entertainment."
Huh could be a commercial for beans too
Anyone have a version/source with sound?
Is this oppressed coffee? I can't like oppressed coffee.
Come on, Japan! You an do better! They should have had someone run up from behind and deliver the coffee in one of those race car speed-fuel cans.
Of there is Humanoid tin coffee, basically that f1/human car or whatever shit that thing is drink cum?
is it honestly any weirder than "I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM!"?
Now THIS is pod racing!!
I thought that was the Bathurst 500 for a sec
Well it’s from Japan so what did you expect?
Thanks, I hate it.
Georgia coffee cans are uncrushable.
Japan has the best commercials.
Can confirm: They drink a lot of coffee in Japan.
Jesus this is like a fever dream I had once but there was also an army of Lady Gaga’s hip thrusting to Bad Romance
This can’t be real. Nice try reddit
Nani the fuck
What on God's green earth were they smoking when they made this and where can I find it
Florida man has got a competitor apparently
This is still one of the lesser weird things come out of Japan.
This looks like a marlon Webb vine
Never change Japan
HEAVY IS CAR
All I c is twisted metal
Anybody else remember "Axel" from Twisted Metal?
Hirohito would have loved to have this for his army
I feel like Boss still has the best commercials
I need sound...
Tf did I just watched
Their commercial makers are on drugs
I don’t like racing much, but if this was a thing I would watch the fuck out of it!!
Aren't most drugs illegal there? How the hell they come up with this stuff?
American advertising is fuckin seriously lacking lmao
So is he refueling to pass the girl driver or catch her?
Lol the thumbs up guy!
Damn Alita battle angle looks good
Win for Max basically confirmed now
Did he just drink his Pit Manager's kid?
If you think Asian ads are weird, watch that American Mountain Dew ad.
Now this is pod racing!
Now that's what I call creative
This is actually unintentionally fucking terrifying.
Reminds me of "Axel" from the Twisted Metal series.
Is this Twisted metal?
I thought the coffee would be rectally pumped
Im buying that coffee
Coffee so strong it turns your intestine into an F1 engine!
now watch the 'fuck grand prix'
As an F1 fan I think this is absolutely hilarious
White guy with the thumbs up at the end is killin it.
Charlie Brown Sweater Coffee MAAAAAAACKXX
Japanese commercials are the greatest
Was that Axle from Twisted Metal?
Japanese ads advertise everyday items in weird ways.
Spanish ads are sexual till the last five seconds.
I would do this
I need some of this coffee.
/u/mickskitz what in the actual
This is pretty max!
I wish this was a real thing.
I swear this was a video game at one point.
Why is it that Japanese commercials and game shows are so funny but anime almost never makes me laugh?
The coffee can man looks so fucking smug.
LMAO, gotta love japan for its weird TV stuff.
can i see the bumper cam of the car behind the lady driver?
Are they farting to move forward?
I like this a little bit too much
Tailgating would be like a human centipede
Too bad the coffee in japan isn't that motivating. When I was out of the starbucks zone in 2000 I walked around with a headache for a few days. The milky brown stuff in a can...
Alright this is fucking awesome. A+ ad haha
those nukes really did a number on them
Tokyo-porn can be quite cute if applied rightly, and with taste.
Almost as good as Bukakke Milk.
One dude who was under pressure to deliver a new ad campaign for his coffee client panicked, took too much acid, really started panicking, and in an effort to calm down watched cars 2.
The subsequent feverish visions culminated in this work of genius you just watched.
The strategy is to follow the girl in skirt, and finish her before the finish line.
if anyone ever gives me coffee that's in a can am removing them indefinitely from my life
they didnt naruto run 😡😡😡😡
Georgia coffee is on point.
I fuckin love Georgia coffee