If I've learned anything from my girlfriend, it's that having pockets in a dress is akin to finding a unicorn.
I'm pretty sure I had a pair of jeans before I could fit a DVD case in the back pocket...
Cargo pants ftw
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If more women would buy outfits with larger pockets, companies would make more pants for them with larger pockets.
This is why I buy guy clothes.
My husband put his hand in his pocket the other day and goes, "Wow, my new pants have small pockets." I was like, "Dude, you can fit your whole hand in there. Stop complaining." He also used to complain to me in the late 2000's about the annoying trend of girls having their phones stick halfway out of their pockets. I was like, "That's not a trend... Our pockets are so small we have no choice but for them to stick out." His mind was blown.
Vote with your wallet
After my Ex has surgery, I was in the hospital room with her and I pulled a full 7inch tablet from my pocket. Her mind exploded and she couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. I asked her what was up and she asked me to grab her pants from her stuff. I did and she told me to put my hand in her pants pocket. I tried. Oh boy did I try, them fuckers are like 1/2 inch deep. I don't understand woman's clothes at all. Lol
huh.. turns out women don't like pants or shorts that make their hips look bigger so they won't buy clothing with pockets so much that the fashion industry adapted to keep making money.
Friend of mine has taken to cutting the bottom of pockets and sewing more fabric on to make larger pockets.
And sometimes they make fake pockets just to full you. What is that about?
Edit: I deserve it.
If women's pants had larger pockets, that would defeat the purpose of them having to buy ridiculously expensive handbags
Keep Designer bags alive. No pockets for the female of the species.
Just recently I accidentally put on my wife's jeans and didnt realize it. Typically when putting jeans on I reach into both pockets to situate things.
Immediately I was horrified that the pockets ended before my palm even reached into the pocket.
Noped right out of those jeans.
so is it MEN who are designing the women's clothing?
Should’ve put it in the babies pocket.
Hey guys, what if I started a kickstarter right now to make a company for larger pant pockets for women? I totally wont pocket the money.
HAHAAAAa but seriously, just buy guy pants. Our pants are superior without a doubt.
Because they want to sell women purses.
Women typically want slimmer clothing, pockets give a bigger profile. Supply and Demand chart answers this question.
That's because women have handbags to carry stuff
Wox video on why women's pockets suck
My first thought was of excitement at seeing a Asian (Indian or Pakistani or thereabouts) people in a comic. Ayy represent lol.
Better question, why do women continue to buy clothing missing basic functions? Fake pockets, tiny pockets, no pockets, fake zippers and buttons. So much useless garbage exists on female clothing in the name of fashion. If fashion is about looking good dont you look better with an actual damn pocket instead of looking like a fool all the time without the ability to store anything? The fad with the pockets hanging out exposed under their shorts when the pockets didn't even work is the strangest clothing choice I've ever seen and I always thought it looked so ridiculous.
Don’t know if it’s my jean size but most of the ones I have can fit my Nintendo switch in them. They’re just straight loose jeans
That's what my ex said before she left me
Totally thought it was gonna be some lame joke about playing pocket pool or something.
Just put it in the baby’s pockets, got a better chance of having them than most women’s clothes!
So you’ll buy purses instead
Who is making pants for woman?? I mean I dont know any men who work in the fashion industry. So it makes me think women are doing this to themselves.
Lol my daughter adores pockets. Hoodie pockets are her favourite. And she actually screamed when she found out there were pockets in her dress.
Lol it is because large pockets will disrupt their curves. Ya know women’s pants were designed by a horny guy
Did no one notice that this is stolen from instagram?
women carry purses more frequently then men do. Unless it's a couple shopping, then the man does.
At some point this says a lot about the size of our phones too.
The only thing stopping women from getting functional pockets is women
There's no law stopping you from buying men's trousers.
99% invisible did an episode on this issue. Great explanation of why female clothing has no or poor pocket design. I won’t ruin the story with an overly simple explanation.
I can barely fit my phone in my pocket and these are definitely mens pants.
Because women usually carry purses.
Damnit Susan, i told you not to buy the Samsung note 12 with the 11" screen.
Nothing is more heinous than a dress without pockets. In contrast, moment you slide you hands down the seam and one slips into a magical portal and you squeeee at the discovery
You can walk into any walmart and find cargo pants for women. The only "they" that makes your pockets small is your wardrobe choices.
This is because women generally have always carried purses. The need for pockets is generally less. It is "not cool" for a man to have a purse and will get hassled relentlessly for it so many more pockets.
I carry a backpack around with me because it makes life easier. I don't take it in everywhere but i keep shit in there i feel like i would need. It has been constantly called my man purse in a derogatory manner.
Why do women keep buying cutesy shit instead of utility-oriented shit, riddle me that? Not one or two gfs have complained about the disutility of their pockets, and i typically make it a point afterwards to point out to them every item of clothing with nice utility-driven design, to which they always say something equating to "Yeah, but that's ugly." Well, i fit your cutesy purse's amount of garbage in my ugly pants, with room to spare in my ugly jacket, so i hope you feel cute as shit when you have to hold something in your hand, cause you ran out of purse space, lady...
It’s so they can sell purses
they make small pockets for women to sell purses and hand bags
its literally a conspiracy clothes makers and hand bag makers have
maybe... they’re a different kind of pants?
Because woman have purses. Fucking duh.
It depends on where you buy your clothes. Even with mens clothes if you get your pants from a popular store or a designer the pockets are non-functional. If you buy your pants from a cheap place that’s about function, huge pockets.
Funny comic though.
They do this to sell purses and handbags.
That's a civil rights battle we haven't yet won.
Pockets for women are in their purse!
Men have bigger pockets than women because they earn more money.
Women get purses/handbags and no pockets. Men get pockets and not purses.
Honestly, the number of useful things pretty much all women seem to have with them at all times in their purse seems to vastly outweigh the convenience of pockets. As a guy, my choice is either "Put a bunch of stuff in your pocket and walk around with weird bulging pockets" or "don't put anything in your pockets even though you could".
Pockets are pretty overrated, other hand carrying your phone or like one singular key.
I forgot it's illegal for women to buy pants with bigger pockets.
Is this an attempt at "we live in a patriarchal society"?
Because they assume men don't mind looking sloppy.
Remember Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb? This is him now. Feel old yet?
HAHA omg I laughed so hard at this. Almost as much I laughed when switching to Geico.
Don’t be silly that’s an anole not a gecko :-/
I don't get it tbh
Gneiss cleavage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Looks like Split Apple Rock in Abel Tasman National Park New Zealand - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokangawh%C4%81_/_Split_Apple_Rock
There’s this emperor, and he asks the shepherd’s boy how many seconds in eternity. And the shepherd’s boy says, There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed. You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.
During the ice age the squirrel attempted to store his nut there
It would have been very cool to witness this geologic event in person.
Anyone know who boulders get shapes like this in nature?
Makes you wonder how did that rack crack in 1/2 perfect if anyone has any info on where this is I'd like to know
That must have been an almighty peck
It's the Minah bird! Run!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_RQ18tr9c
mmmm, my money is on the plant.....
Scrat was there
PacMan, is that you
What about that other bird?
This is done by the squirrel from Ice Age
That god damn squirrels at it again!
Ah the typical teacher student scenario.
Bird on big rock decides to train the bird on the smaller rock, and chops the big rock in half to demonstrate the power of the technique being taught.
I'd like to know the story behind that rock
It's Maui time!
Rumour has it... Shaggy picked scissors.
He's the protagonist of an anime demonstrating his power.
Shhh! (That rock's been waiting for years for a bird dumb enough to step inside its mouth...)
Paper wins again!
What an absolute unit
Can any geologists explain this?
I see striations that run deep, and an empty pocket -- but what could cause such a perfect fracture?
Chuck Norris was here
Heh, you made me use 10 percent of my power.
No Chuck Norris reference? I'm surprised.
I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
Come at me BRO.
Seems like everyone is militantly going anti-masculine these days. Even the birds!!!
Santoryuu ougi: sanzen sekai !!!
What the fuck's that squirrel done NOW???
There was a shepherd boy whose fame spread far and wide because of the wise answers which he gave to every question. The king of the country heard of it, but did not believe it, and sent for the boy. Then he said to him, if you can give me an answer to a question which I will ask you, I will look on you as my own child, and you shall dwell with me in my royal palace. The boy said, what’s the question. The king said, the question is, how many seconds of time are there in eternity. Then said the shepherd boy, in lower pomerania is the diamond mountain, which is two miles high, two miles wide, and two miles deep. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on it, and when the whole mountain is worn away by this, then the first second of eternity will be over. The king said, that’s a hell of a long time.
The shepherd boy answers, personally, I think that’s one hell of a bird.
Jokes on you. This was done by some one of the 6'th level of the qi condensation stage on there way to immortality. There's sword qi all over that rock.
that owl looks pissed, he knows what happens in book 7
Well owl be damned.
WTF Karen?! Where’s my tip!?
Nice my xanax from India is here
You aren't even going to invite him in?
What in the actual fuck?
Not even a sip of pumpkin juice, let alone a knut? You muggle!
You were supposed to give him 5 knutes. What kind of witch doesn't tip their owl?
Well owl be damed. It has!
That owl looks confused as fuck. Has it never read Harry Potter??
I think the owl has a crush on you.
Owl like, “Fight me, you little bitch.”
"Hang on. You've got to sign for it first you little shit"
That owl looks like he’s about to give Draco his acceptance letter.
This is cute asf
That is one smart, chill dog.
In other news, a dead dog was found in an automated car wash. He wasn't pulled in, he just refused to leave to feed himself.
His leg at the end!
Dog knows how to get his own leg thumpin'
That looks fun. I’m going to go to my nearest car wash, get naked and try that.
Reminds me of the Wizard of Oz. When the lion went to get bathed and combed. LOL
That is too funny! I bet he comes back for more!
Thats one way to get your asshole squeaky clean.
This explains why my car sometimes is dirtier after the car wash.
That leg twitch 😍
This dog gets it
Let's hope this never happens to him
Absolute best boi. Hope he’s staying safe. 12/10
Puppers is LIVING
Man I just wanted to see a bare assed dog when that thing got done lol
That looks fun
Guess he thinks he's a Dogs Viper
When I met my wife, her family had a dog, and they also had an actual fire hydrant in their front yard.
This is like that.
Turning the shower to HOT
I love that he waits for the 2nd cycle! Definitely not his first time at this car wash
The secondary sex characteristics all point to hen.
Smaller comb, smaller waddles, smaller bustle and tail feathers, no leg spurs.
That is actually female chicken on that picture
That’s a hen
not a rooster
Rooster is actually the name of the juvenile male barn yard fowl, you should really say cock because it's the right word... even though that is a picture of a hen.
Have you tried squeezing her like a tube of toothpaste?
It’s winter. Try using less signs and more lamps, ya twat.
You're too pretty to have to earn your keep!
Reminds me of a kid who once tried to save the life of his favorite rooster by saying the rooster laid an egg in his hand.
There’s no need for cock-shaming here.
Jesus do people not know the different between rooster and hen?
I’m sure this is a repost but those bard rocks are little bitches anyhow.
Into the soup it goes
Once you train a set to come back in the roost at night, you keep them at least long enough to train the next set. I call it smart farming. And that picture is a hen, there are various reasons they slow down or stop for a bit.
My little Jerry!
Better step up her game--https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6d/f5/2b/6df52b9c7fa460e9e0117220c079c012.jpg
I misread rooster as roaster, didn't really see a problem.
Identifies as a rooster
Plot twist: Alfredo sauce.
In Soviet Russia you don't own rooster, rooster owns you.
He's probably gay, or maybe a trans. It's 2019, you can't expect a rooster to automatically want to sleep with chickens. Get woke
We have ten slackers.
That's some hardcore flirting they're doing
And just like that, centuries of institutional racism disappeared.
The cop on the left has totally mastered the art of eating the powdered donut!
Why are all policemen bald
Mike the cop!!
That is a CHIN
Love this YouTube channel. Guy on the right does lots of common sense police videos like how to interact with police. What to say when they impede on your rights, so on and so forth. YouTube channel is Mike The Cop
Look to the cookie Elaine.
Powdered donut guy bites with such practiced efficiency; a normal man would have powder all over his mouth. But powdered donut guy? Not a speck.
Awwww Mike the cop
DonutOperator is going to be jealous
Gravity falls anyone?
Mr. White and Mr. Black
Donuts...is there anything they can't do?
Better than a Pepsi commercial
It just looks like the start of a porno.
MIKE THE COP!
They are partners And it looks like friend's too
The chin that ebony lacks is made up by ivory.
I love Mike the Cop <3
You could cut that sexual tension with a donut.
wow couldn't even be in the same car together... racism is everywhere.
That was a little gay And I liked it ! Lol
Goddamnit. Now I want some doughnuts.
I wish I had a doughnut 🙁
Look to the donut Elaine, look to the donut.
Now show us Beans and Frank!!! :)
Mike the cop!!!
Looks like that annoying tiktok advert on YouTube
Yin and yang
Powdered doughnuts are a rookie move.
Happy Martin Luther King Jr day, I guess.
Anyone got vibes of Mr. Black and Mr. White from Johnny test?
Good to see Herc and Carver still at it.
I wish I had a bromance <3
"Yellow!?" "Pink!?" "You do care!"
I donut understand.
So help me if that was a TikTok...
Is that Mike the cop?
Ah, the ol cop swap.
YOU DO CARE!
How the fuck is this funny
“Look to the cookie Elaine!”
Police and doughnuts are associated because that was pretty much the only affordable and convenient thing you could buy if you worked during the night shift in the ‘40s/‘50s (and they usually came with coffee, too). The association stuck, even if 24 hour restaurants became more common after that.
You always gatta have a black partner Incase you get accused of being a racist
How is this rising on r/funny. We truly are in the final years of reddit.
I love mikethecop.
Pro tip, when you’re eating a powdered donut, hold your breath, you breathe in it’s going in your nose, breathe out it’s all over your clothes
Look to the cookie!
Oops! I'm pregnant and now my Husband is out getting me a doughnut, sorry babe.
*sorts by controversial
I could see Shawn and Gus doing this on Psych.
oh man, I'm so glad to see Chad getting some love on here. he's a nice guy IRL
Wait.. What is Dizzee Rascal doing here?
kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
Living in perfect harmony!
Mr black and Mr white
yin and yang
They both look like NPC cops from GTA
Edit: a word
Fuck I want one too...
That guy on the right looked so fuckin happy while eating that doughnut
Cop 1: Why are you fucking my sister?Cop 2: Why are you fucking mine?
That chin on the bald white guy though
Mike the cop....pretty good youtuber.
Bromance and donuts.
And yet still, somehow, racial harmony eludes us.
Equally taste delicious
Reminds me of zack and miri make a porno.
Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!
"Eating in perfect harmony"
Bear Claws Matter
I like to just imagine them on both sides of the car doing this while some thug is in the back questioning his life
Still a better love story than Twilight
Jeezuz you don’t get any more ‘cop looking, than the guy on the right. It’s like because of his looks , he had no other choice than to become a cop
This isn’t even funny
If Australia gets a hold of this it will be all over mainstream news with the headline : white cop racist to African American colleague
What's with the copaganda lately?
You do care!
Don’t glaze me bro!!!
This hits on so many tropes and issues simultaneously. Bravo!
Doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.
Nah, nothing sexual going on here at all.
Just a couple of irresistibly handsome LEOs on stakeout with some time to kill and no one around.
Let me guess. This is from Tiktok...
Oh no...IS THIS A TIK TOK VIDEO!!????
Never though I would see the day where tik tok was on r/funny...
Staged. No one would choose the white powder donut.
Fitting to post this on MLK day
damnit now i want a powered doughnut.
Alright everyone let’s do a coin toss ...
Someone fucking save the comments
Officers Yin and Yang.
Find someone who looks at you like Frodo looks at Sam.
"And that Billie is the story of how I met your other father"
Powdered donuts are what you take when all the other donuts have been eaten or cut in half.
I was singing the song as this went on
it’s like the cop Ying and Yang
The fuzz is on TicToc to catch all the pedophiles.
Mr White and Mr Black
I like this
This is so cringeworthy but I love it
But is the cop on the left really left handed? That's all I want to know!
talk about yin yang
Mike The Cop on yt
Dat chin poked my eye.
Just don't get it on your face!
Is this what cops do when they pull up and park at places? If so, why aren’t they sharing their donuts?!
Now I want a doughnut
I’d be coughing violently after taking a bite of the power donut
Don’t drink dat don’t drink dat
Don’t drink dat racist coffee
Reminds me of the yin and yang symbol
That's flippin Mike the cop!!!
Y'all are silly!!
Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie
Love you guys!
time for your weekly copoganda.
The Yin and Yang of Life
For the love of....a donut
It's guy love between two guys 🎵
Yeah powder donuts suck and those chocolate covered ones are the shit tho
In fact if you could just give me a bag of the little chocolate edges
This better not be a bootyhole reference
Gotta make sure you get your doughnuts before going to that call.
Love cops with a sense of humor. Shows you morons who think that all cops, especially White cops, only want to kill people. That's absurd. They're people. They have families. They want to keep their jobs to support their families. Or are you just stupid about it and simply listen to what the media wants you to think and believe?
A black cop eating a white donut and a white cop eating a black donut.
This isn't even good enough for /r/mildlyinteresting.
This isn't funny.
And after they finished their snacks, the two officers busted a kid for a gram of weed and then sped over to a local restaurant (sirens on) to strong-arm the owner into a free meal.
Nothing like a good donut after killing an innocent black man😋
cops suck tho
Ivory is way more into this than Ebony. Poor guy.
This is literally just a photo of a black cop and a white cop.
Ok ok funny, but stuuppiiddd!
And then he shot him for his skin colour
So hows this bad apple recovery P.R. campaign going?
I'm guessing the white cop was acquitted and went on to cop elsewhere.
Cops being cute on the front page while their double standards and blue wall remain obscured unless it's national news
Don't go changing reddit!
Cops. They're dumbass people too.
You see the white cop is actually smarter because eating that white donut makes you look like a cocaine addict in tornado
sigh. more copaganda.
Pigs are not cute or funny.
Hey, I bought a chocolate ice cream
Ugh, attempts to make cops great guys.
I love how the white donut is dirty
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was kind of hoping they'd kiss
Best version? Shooting stars version.
If I've ever heard someone think "Oh, for fuck's sake." it was from that guy.
I like the Interstellar edit.
Always that one spechul child in every group.
This is my favorite thing
Fuck me, that had me giggling like a little girl.
Piece of paper always fixed that
These also made excellent blow darts. Take the bottom plastic piece off and insert a lead piece backwards. Fairly accurate and would actually stick into things with enough force.
What’s sucked was when I presssed too hard and the lead popped back into it
Just a bit of creative thinking could fix
Put one or two of them in backwards, you're welcome.
Because you never had to get up and find a pencil sharpener that turned out to be crappy and broke the lead each time. You could also write very small and it still be legible. I’m a retired Accountant and still have my mechanical pencil. I intend to be buried with it in case I want to take notes about the afterlife.
I have some as prizes for my third graders. I literally handed one to a kid and told her to not mess with it because if she lost just one, it’s useless. FIFTEEN minutes later “Ms. Ohiomegi, my pencil won’t work!”Sucks to be you kid!
This pencil is how I always described my bowel movements.
I never understood why people liked these. No erasers, I never saw any sort of refill, and there are much better mechanical pencils.
Funny story: I was about 6 years old and just saw the arachnophobia movie and decided to pretend I had fangs.... realized i couldn’t hang these off my teeth so I put them in the tip of my nostrils. Proceeded to accidentally sniff them up my nose when they didn’t stay well. Landed a trip to the hospital where I had to get a shot on the each side of my nose so that they can stick a tube up into my sinus cavities and get them out. I just remember blood being everywhere and getting about 100 stickers afterwards.
Ohh I remember these pencils
Why do we even thought these things were cool? But we loved them.
When you lose your virginity you're fucked..
As a kid I always pressed to hard and ended up pushing the lead into itself. I hated these
Saw image; instantly hoped for the appropriate title. Well played.
I thought the mantis was holding a small pair of binoculars
Instantly thought of this.
"Shampoo is better!! No conditioner is better!!"
I ath you to bleth this meal oh Lord.
Now kith and thay amen.
"Dammit Kyle, stop playing with your food!"
Looks like the fly on the mantis’s left is beyond hearing... part of it’s head is already eaten. I had a mantis as a “pet” for several months while stationed in Japan. Very cool bug. Shockingly fast when nailing its prey. Fattened him up then released him into the garden when I rotated back to the states.
Now play nice
When mom is breaking up a fight.
I read that in Mike Tysons voice
double fisting flies tonight! Wooo!
Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Surprised someone didn’t tag that one subreddit here...
No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again sir!
Thats how my sis plays with her dolls
i pronounthe you huthband and wife