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COMMENTS

  • Spooky_Unicorn
    242 points Jun 19,2019, 9:34pm

    No matter how many times I block their fucken number

  • FatStratCat
    84 points Jun 19,2019, 9:55pm

    I like the ones about “student loan forgiveness.” Yes, forgive me for those loans I don’t have

  • Pakutto
    21 points Jun 20,2019, 12:21am

    Everyone's laughing at the message - meanwhile I'm trying to find out why the urinal water is pink

  • MaximusMeridiusX
    8 points Jun 19,2019, 11:26pm

    Would you like to explore your options?

    I think you might have the wrong phone number

    Would you like to explore your options?

    You have the wrong phone number

    Would you like to explore your options?

    You. Have. Wrong. Phone number.

    they hang up

  • Automatic_nun_gun
    25 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37pm

    I worked for one of these call centers for like a week they were such fucking assholes. They would pressure you to trick people into thinking you were calling from the cars manufacturer and to really go after old people. One guy was bragging about selling a warranty to some mentally challenged dude an extended warranty for his moms car with her credit card. You have to ask them to put you on the do not call list in those words, only way they are legally obligated to take you off.

  • AVDLatex
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 9:54pm

    Brilliant

  • JBDuke87
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 10:16pm

    This is the perfect combination of funny and irritating.

  • bcsimms04
    3 points Jun 20,2019, 12:34am

    Good God I get like 12 of those calls a week all from numbers that start with my same area code and prefix.

  • CrazyConcepts
    3 points Jun 20,2019, 12:47am

    Whoever peed there is very dehydrated

  • Travaldavas_Taz
    3 points Jun 20,2019, 2:02am

    No, no, mr. Extended car warranty no here"

  • dgwaffles
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 10:48pm

    I'm always winning a trip to Jamacia

  • Shenanigans-23
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:25pm

    No no not here too 😪

  • coolbrandon101
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:33pm

    The student loan ones were asinine. I don’t even have student loans!

  • woodyshag
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 12:12am

    I tell them they have reached consumer legal services and I charge $15 per minute. They usually hang up.

  • Mythronies
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 1:02am

    OH MY GAAAAAWWWWDDD, I hate those calls about car warranty's. Thankfully it stopped, and got replaced by another about Medicaid.....weeee.

  • justazag
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:09am

    *Goes to use stall instead and puts down seat* "Also we've updated our privacy policy."

  • spaghettibeans
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:14am

    I always ask "which car" it sends them in to a fatal error loop "would you like to hear the options?" Which car?

  • FatPonder4Heisman
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:36am

    I always try to answer super excited and hear their whole spiel. Then I say, "I didn't even realize I had a warranty on my 97 camry!" And they hang up immediately.

  • Homebrewingislife
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:46am

    I occassionally troll them about my electric car. I ask specific questions about the engine, transmission, starter, alternator, timing belt, exhaust, gas tank, hoses and belts. My car has none of these parts.

  • ThouReaper
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:47am

    I answer all of these scam calls now just to waste their time. If I'm off then I'm just sitting there playing video games. I was shout casting my shitty gameplay one day and the guy seemed genuinely interested until the game ended and he just went back to trying to scam me. I may have told him if I win I'll give him the real info

  • Thedarksideofreddit7
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 3:16am

    Why is the liquid in the urinal red?

  • Huggdoor
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 10:14pm

    When I get those calls I wait till I get a real person on the phone and then scream in their ear.

  • littleking12
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:18pm

    Last time they called me I told them I had a 97 Toyota, they said it was to old. So I told them I have an 86 Ford F-150, this was apparently also to old. Then I told them I have a 82 Pinto and they hung up on me. This was 4 months ago and have not been called since where they used to call every couple of weeks.

  • rebel_scummm
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:14pm

    They’re everywhere.

  • Pipe_Memes
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:17pm

    I’m waiting to see that from Home Advisor. Those fuckers are persistent.

  • Hiroq
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:28pm

    Has no credit cards: "were calling about your Visa/Master Card account" faaaak!

  • typhoid-fever
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:14pm

    i keep getting these calls too they started a couple days ago

  • GetSwifty1001
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37pm

    This is so funny damn near pissed myself.

  • Icybutt
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50pm

    Piss off!

  • thatgirlwithataco
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:15am

    Haha everyday. These fuckers must be retarded

  • ImAdamnMermaid
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:25am

    Meanwhile I’m staring at the color of that urine, very concerned

  • fuzzynyanko
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:35am

    At certain car dealers: "WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TRIAL OF SIRRIUS/XM?"

  • Nitrojello
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:50am

    Texas crematorium you kill em we grill em, how may I direct your call?

  • reference_model
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:52am

    At least his urine is still pink and he doesn't require transmission fluid change

  • Lazer_lad
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:53am

    Who knew the robots would take over by annoying us to death?

  • tekjester1
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:55am

    Whoever forgot to flush needs to go see a doctor.

  • ost33no
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:16am

    David Shrigley?

  • dorkcicle
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:24am

    Why is the pee red?

  • Qrioso
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:30am

    Biggest BS

  • shuazien
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:42am

    You Motherfucker.

  • littlefoot0326
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:44am

    I work at a call center and got a direct dial to my extension. Answered and it was the fucking car warranty people. HOW DID YOU FIND ME

  • zasuskai
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:46am

    Jokes on them, I rarely use a public restroom.

  • modern_moron
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:54am

    My favorite was the mailer I got last year about an extended warranty on my '97 Civic

  • Demojen
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:55am

    ....and that blood in your urine.

  • speaker262
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:59am

    What’s funny is when you ask what SPECIFIC company they work for they hang up on you >->

  • Lulu212
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:02am

    Lmao

  • HisOrHerpes
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:06am

    I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver- your hands only...

    Let’s see here...

    There’s a new museum opening up in Dawnstar, the owner has asked me to hand out invitations to travelers.

    Looks like that’s it, got to go!

  • Imprisoner
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:21am

    I always tell them I own a car that doesn’t exist like a 2019 Pegassi Zantorno.

  • Generation-X-Cellent
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:23am

    How many Final Notice letters can they possibly send me...

  • The-Dude-bro
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:30am

    only thing more obnoxious... Sirius fucking radio

  • milleribsen
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:44am

    Wow, in this economy it seems that E. Mutt had to get a job.

  • Johannes_silentio
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:04am

    This must be an American thing. Am Canadian and have never received a call re this. From West Jet on the other hand...

  • kolkitten
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:07am

    I feel this so deep right now

  • ChrisCube64
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:10am

    I just yell and say,”MY CAR IS A HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, THE DAMN THING IS 60 YEARS OLD, THERES NO WARRANTY, NOW FUCK OFF”

  • Mr_Puvkin
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:13am

    Whut

  • thegodguthix
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:33am

    20 year old car with almost 250k miles. Nobody will provide a warranty for that.

  • BrutalBitter
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:34am

    After trying to block these for months, I finally just started answering excitedly. I give them a vehicle make and model and they patch me through to another company trying to sell the warranty. They are usually mad that I've wasted their time and i respond by saying "perhaps you shouldn't do business with people who waste my time". I hope they eventually stop this bizarre practice.

  • SpinningMadness
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:35am

    HI I HEAR YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT IS THAT RIGHT

  • silentpanther1994
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:42am

    I just got 8 of these 2 days ago... 8 in a friggen day...

  • Marsmar-LordofMars
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:42am

    If I get one more spam call from India, I'm going to go back in time and beat Gandhi to death when he was a baby.

  • fixingtherearview
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:44am

    I'd be more concerned about the bloody looking urine than the graffiti on the urinal.

  • GuildCarver
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:46am

    "Your cars extended warranty."

    Dude I drive a 2000 grand prix It's not had a warrenty in nearly 20 fucking years.

  • Lachatte666
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:47am

    "Hello my name is Peter Adams" with the thickest Indian accent imaginable

  • LeiLeiSvines
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:47am

    I hate those calls. I don't even own a damn car!

  • GeneralNerd84
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:51am

    I don't even own a car!

  • l4d4d4d
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 4:02am

    Oh so I wasn't the only one. That shit's been driving me crazy.

  • Movedonnerlikeabitch
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:20pm

    I am waiting for Costco to do this to me regarding the upgraded membership

  • Achter17g
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 1:20am

    Have t had a warranty pitch it just yesterday my social security number was suspended for suspicious activity.

  • Kduubbb
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 1:47am

    Anyone else concerned that the pee is red?

  • bortvern
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 2:39am

    Shouldn't there be an apostrophe? "Car's extended warranty."

  • yokotron
    -1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:13am

    We’ve been trying to reach you about a repost...

COMMENTS

  • Spooky_Unicorn
    242 points Jun 19,2019, 9:34pm

    No matter how many times I block their fucken number

  • FatStratCat
    84 points Jun 19,2019, 9:55pm

    I like the ones about “student loan forgiveness.” Yes, forgive me for those loans I don’t have

  • Pakutto
    21 points Jun 20,2019, 12:21am

    Everyone's laughing at the message - meanwhile I'm trying to find out why the urinal water is pink

  • bitcoinsftw
    16 points Jun 20,2019, 1:06am

    The best thing you can do is string them along for as long as possible. Ask a lot of questions and about any “premium packages”. When it’s time for them to ask about payment, say hold on let me find my wallet. Then you put your phone on mute and set it aside for as long as possible.

  • MaximusMeridiusX
    8 points Jun 19,2019, 11:26pm

    Would you like to explore your options?

    I think you might have the wrong phone number

    Would you like to explore your options?

    You have the wrong phone number

    Would you like to explore your options?

    You. Have. Wrong. Phone number.

    they hang up

  • Automatic_nun_gun
    25 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37pm

    I worked for one of these call centers for like a week they were such fucking assholes. They would pressure you to trick people into thinking you were calling from the cars manufacturer and to really go after old people. One guy was bragging about selling a warranty to some mentally challenged dude an extended warranty for his moms car with her credit card. You have to ask them to put you on the do not call list in those words, only way they are legally obligated to take you off.

  • AVDLatex
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 9:54pm

    Brilliant

  • JBDuke87
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 10:16pm

    This is the perfect combination of funny and irritating.

  • bcsimms04
    3 points Jun 20,2019, 12:34am

    Good God I get like 12 of those calls a week all from numbers that start with my same area code and prefix.

  • CrazyConcepts
    3 points Jun 20,2019, 12:47am

    Whoever peed there is very dehydrated

  • Travaldavas_Taz
    3 points Jun 20,2019, 2:02am

    No, no, mr. Extended car warranty no here"

  • dgwaffles
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 10:48pm

    I'm always winning a trip to Jamacia

  • Shenanigans-23
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:25pm

    No no not here too 😪

  • coolbrandon101
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:33pm

    The student loan ones were asinine. I don’t even have student loans!

  • woodyshag
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 12:12am

    I tell them they have reached consumer legal services and I charge $15 per minute. They usually hang up.

  • Mythronies
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 1:02am

    OH MY GAAAAAWWWWDDD, I hate those calls about car warranty's. Thankfully it stopped, and got replaced by another about Medicaid.....weeee.

  • justazag
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:09am

    *Goes to use stall instead and puts down seat* "Also we've updated our privacy policy."

  • spaghettibeans
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:14am

    I always ask "which car" it sends them in to a fatal error loop "would you like to hear the options?" Which car?

  • FatPonder4Heisman
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:36am

    I always try to answer super excited and hear their whole spiel. Then I say, "I didn't even realize I had a warranty on my 97 camry!" And they hang up immediately.

  • Homebrewingislife
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:46am

    I occassionally troll them about my electric car. I ask specific questions about the engine, transmission, starter, alternator, timing belt, exhaust, gas tank, hoses and belts. My car has none of these parts.

  • ThouReaper
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 2:47am

    I answer all of these scam calls now just to waste their time. If I'm off then I'm just sitting there playing video games. I was shout casting my shitty gameplay one day and the guy seemed genuinely interested until the game ended and he just went back to trying to scam me. I may have told him if I win I'll give him the real info

  • Thedarksideofreddit7
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 3:16am

    Why is the liquid in the urinal red?

  • Huggdoor
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 10:14pm

    When I get those calls I wait till I get a real person on the phone and then scream in their ear.

  • littleking12
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:18pm

    Last time they called me I told them I had a 97 Toyota, they said it was to old. So I told them I have an 86 Ford F-150, this was apparently also to old. Then I told them I have a 82 Pinto and they hung up on me. This was 4 months ago and have not been called since where they used to call every couple of weeks.

  • rebel_scummm
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:14pm

    They’re everywhere.

  • Pipe_Memes
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:17pm

    I’m waiting to see that from Home Advisor. Those fuckers are persistent.

  • Hiroq
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:28pm

    Has no credit cards: "were calling about your Visa/Master Card account" faaaak!

  • typhoid-fever
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:14pm

    i keep getting these calls too they started a couple days ago

  • GetSwifty1001
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37pm

    This is so funny damn near pissed myself.

  • Icybutt
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50pm

    Piss off!

  • thatgirlwithataco
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:15am

    Haha everyday. These fuckers must be retarded

  • ImAdamnMermaid
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:25am

    Meanwhile I’m staring at the color of that urine, very concerned

  • fuzzynyanko
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:35am

    At certain car dealers: "WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TRIAL OF SIRRIUS/XM?"

  • Nitrojello
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:50am

    Texas crematorium you kill em we grill em, how may I direct your call?

  • reference_model
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:52am

    At least his urine is still pink and he doesn't require transmission fluid change

  • Lazer_lad
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:53am

    Who knew the robots would take over by annoying us to death?

  • tekjester1
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:55am

    Whoever forgot to flush needs to go see a doctor.

  • ost33no
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:16am

    David Shrigley?

  • dorkcicle
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:24am

    Why is the pee red?

  • Qrioso
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:30am

    Biggest BS

  • shuazien
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:42am

    You Motherfucker.

  • littlefoot0326
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:44am

    I work at a call center and got a direct dial to my extension. Answered and it was the fucking car warranty people. HOW DID YOU FIND ME

  • zasuskai
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:46am

    Jokes on them, I rarely use a public restroom.

  • modern_moron
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:54am

    My favorite was the mailer I got last year about an extended warranty on my '97 Civic

  • Demojen
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:55am

    ....and that blood in your urine.

  • speaker262
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 1:59am

    What’s funny is when you ask what SPECIFIC company they work for they hang up on you >->

  • Lulu212
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:02am

    Lmao

  • HisOrHerpes
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:06am

    I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver- your hands only...

    Let’s see here...

    There’s a new museum opening up in Dawnstar, the owner has asked me to hand out invitations to travelers.

    Looks like that’s it, got to go!

  • Imprisoner
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:21am

    I always tell them I own a car that doesn’t exist like a 2019 Pegassi Zantorno.

  • Generation-X-Cellent
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:23am

    How many Final Notice letters can they possibly send me...

  • The-Dude-bro
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:30am

    only thing more obnoxious... Sirius fucking radio

  • milleribsen
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 2:44am

    Wow, in this economy it seems that E. Mutt had to get a job.

  • Johannes_silentio
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:04am

    This must be an American thing. Am Canadian and have never received a call re this. From West Jet on the other hand...

  • kolkitten
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:07am

    I feel this so deep right now

  • ChrisCube64
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:10am

    I just yell and say,”MY CAR IS A HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, THE DAMN THING IS 60 YEARS OLD, THERES NO WARRANTY, NOW FUCK OFF”

  • Mr_Puvkin
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:13am

    Whut

  • thegodguthix
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:33am

    20 year old car with almost 250k miles. Nobody will provide a warranty for that.

  • BrutalBitter
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:34am

    After trying to block these for months, I finally just started answering excitedly. I give them a vehicle make and model and they patch me through to another company trying to sell the warranty. They are usually mad that I've wasted their time and i respond by saying "perhaps you shouldn't do business with people who waste my time". I hope they eventually stop this bizarre practice.

  • SpinningMadness
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:35am

    HI I HEAR YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT IS THAT RIGHT

  • silentpanther1994
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:42am

    I just got 8 of these 2 days ago... 8 in a friggen day...

  • Marsmar-LordofMars
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:42am

    If I get one more spam call from India, I'm going to go back in time and beat Gandhi to death when he was a baby.

  • fixingtherearview
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:44am

    I'd be more concerned about the bloody looking urine than the graffiti on the urinal.

  • GuildCarver
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:46am

    "Your cars extended warranty."

    Dude I drive a 2000 grand prix It's not had a warrenty in nearly 20 fucking years.

  • Lachatte666
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:47am

    "Hello my name is Peter Adams" with the thickest Indian accent imaginable

  • LeiLeiSvines
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:47am

    I hate those calls. I don't even own a damn car!

  • GeneralNerd84
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 3:51am

    I don't even own a car!

  • l4d4d4d
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 4:02am

    Oh so I wasn't the only one. That shit's been driving me crazy.

  • Movedonnerlikeabitch
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:20pm

    I am waiting for Costco to do this to me regarding the upgraded membership

  • Achter17g
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 1:20am

    Have t had a warranty pitch it just yesterday my social security number was suspended for suspicious activity.

  • Kduubbb
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 1:47am

    Anyone else concerned that the pee is red?

  • bortvern
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 2:39am

    Shouldn't there be an apostrophe? "Car's extended warranty."

  • yokotron
    -1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:13am

    We’ve been trying to reach you about a repost...

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Vegan Cars

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COMMENTS

  • Rufus_Leaking
    243 points Jun 19,2019, 9:52pm

    I own an electric car and investigated the cost of using a gasoline powered small generator to recharge it. I was surprised to find that depending on the generator, a U.S. gallon of gas in the generator was roughly equivalent to an extra 25 miles in the electric car, similar to what an internal combustion car would get.

    In my opinion a worthwhile accessory to have in case of emergencies.

  • BiBoFieTo
    60 points Jun 19,2019, 10:02pm

    Guys. Guys. What if we put the generator in the trunk? We could drive the electric car without ever running out of battery!

  • davejugs01
    57 points Jun 19,2019, 9:31pm

    Those cars can equip a range booster, which is a gas engine that charges its battery. Very green.

  • qAnnon60
    16 points Jun 19,2019, 9:56pm

    It's like a vegan eating meat... because he's out of vegetables and would otherwise die.

  • mhamdan4842
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:29pm

    cheat day

  • Zcypot
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50pm

    So much for saving money for not ticking that gas engine option to recharge batteries.

  • CptBeetle
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 12:07am

    It's funny, don't get me wrong. But in the case of electric cars and vegans, a little is still better than a lot.

  • deec0rd
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 9:32pm

    What do you think powers the electrical companies?

  • x178
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:54pm

    This is why you should buy a Tesla and not an i3

  • Wolfgang1234
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50pm

    Most of the power plants that produce electricity for these cars run on fossil-fuels anyway.

  • Lunaburger
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:36pm

    Gotta do what you gotta do to survive

  • Stampsvsflames
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:16pm

    Just need to find a current bush to plug into

  • ifiagreedwithu
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:17pm

    Well, Alabama, that's a start.

  • ptapobane
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:18pm

    A Meagan?

  • jo_bo_bo
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:23pm

    I read this to the tune of 'Like a virgin.'

  • LeLoner
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:55pm

    Yep

  • michelework
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:03am

    thats got to be the most inefficient and polluting way to drive a car.

  • dontfretfets
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:07am

    All electric cars are powered by your local grid. Your local grid is likely coal. Coal is the predominant energy source in America.

  • ABBWlove
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:10am

    how do you think electricity is created?

  • women_are_pretty
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:13am

    The advantage of an electric car is the option to choose how to make the electricity.

  • KING_BulKathus
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:13am

    A vegan that eats fish

  • SpiderDetective
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:14am

    Are there not any solar cells that you can buy and set up in lieu of that generator and get the same charge?

  • SlinkyBlue
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:12pm

    That's still what's happening when you plug into the wall, there's just a company between you and the bigger generators on the other end.

  • f0rgotmylastusername
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:27pm

    All i see is a mean face on that car thus perpetuating accuracy of the title

  • CincyBrandon
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:34pm

    Or more like a girl thinking that anal sex allows her to keep her virginity.

  • Cegrus
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:49pm

    I actually was on a car lot the other day and they had one of those BMW i3's. Checked it out inside and it honestly didn't feel like I was sitting in a car.

  • jacle2210
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:41pm

    I would be worried about how "clean" the output from the generator was, because it would suck to have a dirty output kill the battery in my fancy electric car and then have the manufacturer deny my warranty due to improper charging practices.

  • ITrCool
    -7 points Jun 19,2019, 9:52pm

    Precisely why I'm still driving a gas engine car today...................hybrids/electrics have a looooooong way to go to mature in the technology/market before I'll trust one. By maturity I mean: 1) I can fully charge the vehicle in less than 10 minutes (about the same amount of time to fill a gas tank), 2) I can replace parts myself with widely available aftermarket parts in my own garage, no special technicians to do it for me, 3) prices come down to where an electric/hybrid sedan starts at $17,000. Once those can all be achieved, then I'll consider talking to a dealer.

  • Hiroq
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 9:56pm

    Naw, it's like a vegan that fertilizes their garden with meat.

  • GILGIE7
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 9:47pm

    Its like fertilizing their vegetable crops with animal carcass slurry

  • Efreshwater5
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:28pm

    Not unless the car tells you the first time you drive it it's an electric car.

  • dougm68
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:55pm

    Still, it’s using considerably less gasoline than a non electric vehicle. The problem it the generator has to be towed by a 15 mile /gal. Truck.

  • Fbxdfjkv
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 12:07am

    Vegetarian & eggs.

  • Ricky_RZ
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 10:09pm

    In all seriousness, electric cars are not inherently more green than a gas car, but CAN BE. You can't fill up your gas car with gas that doesn't emit CO2, but you can charge your electric car with power from say a nuclear fusion reactor down the line. So yea, right now you might end up just as bad or even worse with carbon emissions than a gas car, but down the line is when the electric car can shine

  • masterbxke
    -5 points Jun 19,2019, 9:49pm

    A guy I work with has an electric car and his electric bill is about triple mine each month

  • LandOLakesMan
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:42pm

    Thing is, most of these cars run on coal whether they ignore it or not...

  • john_jdm
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:53pm

    Oil comes from dead plant matter from millions of years ago.

COMMENTS

  • Rufus_Leaking
    243 points Jun 19,2019, 9:52pm

    I own an electric car and investigated the cost of using a gasoline powered small generator to recharge it. I was surprised to find that depending on the generator, a U.S. gallon of gas in the generator was roughly equivalent to an extra 25 miles in the electric car, similar to what an internal combustion car would get.

    In my opinion a worthwhile accessory to have in case of emergencies.

  • BiBoFieTo
    60 points Jun 19,2019, 10:02pm

    Guys. Guys. What if we put the generator in the trunk? We could drive the electric car without ever running out of battery!

  • davejugs01
    57 points Jun 19,2019, 9:31pm

    Those cars can equip a range booster, which is a gas engine that charges its battery. Very green.

  • fezziklives
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 10:56pm

    Naw, strap that sucka on the roof and you got a hybrid!

  • qAnnon60
    16 points Jun 19,2019, 9:56pm

    It's like a vegan eating meat... because he's out of vegetables and would otherwise die.

  • mhamdan4842
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:29pm

    cheat day

  • Zcypot
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50pm

    So much for saving money for not ticking that gas engine option to recharge batteries.

  • CptBeetle
    2 points Jun 20,2019, 12:07am

    It's funny, don't get me wrong. But in the case of electric cars and vegans, a little is still better than a lot.

  • deec0rd
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 9:32pm

    What do you think powers the electrical companies?

  • x178
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:54pm

    This is why you should buy a Tesla and not an i3

  • Wolfgang1234
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50pm

    Most of the power plants that produce electricity for these cars run on fossil-fuels anyway.

  • Lunaburger
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:36pm

    Gotta do what you gotta do to survive

  • Stampsvsflames
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:16pm

    Just need to find a current bush to plug into

  • ifiagreedwithu
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:17pm

    Well, Alabama, that's a start.

  • ptapobane
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:18pm

    A Meagan?

  • jo_bo_bo
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:23pm

    I read this to the tune of 'Like a virgin.'

  • LeLoner
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:55pm

    Yep

  • michelework
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:03am

    thats got to be the most inefficient and polluting way to drive a car.

  • dontfretfets
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:07am

    All electric cars are powered by your local grid. Your local grid is likely coal. Coal is the predominant energy source in America.

  • ABBWlove
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:10am

    how do you think electricity is created?

  • women_are_pretty
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:13am

    The advantage of an electric car is the option to choose how to make the electricity.

  • KING_BulKathus
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:13am

    A vegan that eats fish

  • SpiderDetective
    1 points Jun 20,2019, 12:14am

    Are there not any solar cells that you can buy and set up in lieu of that generator and get the same charge?

  • SlinkyBlue
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:12pm

    That's still what's happening when you plug into the wall, there's just a company between you and the bigger generators on the other end.

  • f0rgotmylastusername
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:27pm

    All i see is a mean face on that car thus perpetuating accuracy of the title

  • CincyBrandon
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:34pm

    Or more like a girl thinking that anal sex allows her to keep her virginity.

  • Cegrus
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:49pm

    I actually was on a car lot the other day and they had one of those BMW i3's. Checked it out inside and it honestly didn't feel like I was sitting in a car.

  • jacle2210
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:41pm

    I would be worried about how "clean" the output from the generator was, because it would suck to have a dirty output kill the battery in my fancy electric car and then have the manufacturer deny my warranty due to improper charging practices.

  • ITrCool
    -7 points Jun 19,2019, 9:52pm

    Precisely why I'm still driving a gas engine car today...................hybrids/electrics have a looooooong way to go to mature in the technology/market before I'll trust one. By maturity I mean: 1) I can fully charge the vehicle in less than 10 minutes (about the same amount of time to fill a gas tank), 2) I can replace parts myself with widely available aftermarket parts in my own garage, no special technicians to do it for me, 3) prices come down to where an electric/hybrid sedan starts at $17,000. Once those can all be achieved, then I'll consider talking to a dealer.

  • Hiroq
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 9:56pm

    Naw, it's like a vegan that fertilizes their garden with meat.

  • GILGIE7
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 9:47pm

    Its like fertilizing their vegetable crops with animal carcass slurry

  • Efreshwater5
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:28pm

    Not unless the car tells you the first time you drive it it's an electric car.

  • dougm68
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:55pm

    Still, it’s using considerably less gasoline than a non electric vehicle. The problem it the generator has to be towed by a 15 mile /gal. Truck.

  • Fbxdfjkv
    0 points Jun 20,2019, 12:07am

    Vegetarian & eggs.

  • Ricky_RZ
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 10:09pm

    In all seriousness, electric cars are not inherently more green than a gas car, but CAN BE. You can't fill up your gas car with gas that doesn't emit CO2, but you can charge your electric car with power from say a nuclear fusion reactor down the line. So yea, right now you might end up just as bad or even worse with carbon emissions than a gas car, but down the line is when the electric car can shine

  • masterbxke
    -5 points Jun 19,2019, 9:49pm

    A guy I work with has an electric car and his electric bill is about triple mine each month

  • LandOLakesMan
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:42pm

    Thing is, most of these cars run on coal whether they ignore it or not...

  • john_jdm
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:53pm

    Oil comes from dead plant matter from millions of years ago.

● ● ●

As an introvert, and being anti-social, I found my perfect cup

funny

COMMENTS

  • crunx22
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 8:17pm

    Link to buy many?

  • Meeks999
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:03pm

    I read this in a juicy j voice bitch SHUDTHUFUCUP!

COMMENTS

  • crunx22
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 8:17pm

    Link to buy many?

  • Meeks999
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:03pm

    I read this in a juicy j voice bitch SHUDTHUFUCUP!

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You 2 have no idea how lucky you are this fence is here.

funny

COMMENTS

  • Chizy67
    18 points Jun 19,2019, 6:39pm

    Most Redditors vs Real Life confrontation

  • Threeknucklesdeeper
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 6:49pm

    Every mammal is a badass until they have to fight a dinosaur

  • Nefarious_Ends
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:10pm

    Like a keyboard warrior…

  • ICFAOUNSFI
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:40pm

    Aww such a cute doggo

  • Cristalrella
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    I like how the chickens don’t care either way.

  • lvl3security-outof20
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:24pm

    LET ME AT EM! LET ME AT EM!

  • Curious_Funda
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:56pm

    1st half: Doggo: I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

    2nd:Doggo: Just kidding! Lemme out

COMMENTS

  • Chizy67
    18 points Jun 19,2019, 6:39pm

    Most Redditors vs Real Life confrontation

  • Threeknucklesdeeper
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 6:49pm

    Every mammal is a badass until they have to fight a dinosaur

  • Nefarious_Ends
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:10pm

    Like a keyboard warrior…

  • DiogenesTheGrey
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:52pm

    I’ve made a huge mistake Micheal.

  • ICFAOUNSFI
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:40pm

    Aww such a cute doggo

  • Cristalrella
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    I like how the chickens don’t care either way.

  • lvl3security-outof20
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:24pm

    LET ME AT EM! LET ME AT EM!

  • Curious_Funda
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:56pm

    1st half: Doggo: I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

    2nd:Doggo: Just kidding! Lemme out

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Sign out front of a pub in Glasgow the other day

funny

COMMENTS

  • Ass-Eating_Smasher
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 4:40pm

    "I'm not chugging beer! I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a Smorgasvein, and it's elegantly cultural!" Good quote

  • joecheph
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 1:21pm

    That looks like a cross between Cartman and Randy. He's put on a few.

  • LeviathanSauce9
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    Ahhh gotta love the weegies

  • PhrygianCrap
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    Craft beer is shit. Give me mass produced anodyne lager any day!

COMMENTS

  • Ass-Eating_Smasher
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 4:40pm

    "I'm not chugging beer! I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a Smorgasvein, and it's elegantly cultural!" Good quote

  • joecheph
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 1:21pm

    That looks like a cross between Cartman and Randy. He's put on a few.

  • LeviathanSauce9
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    Ahhh gotta love the weegies

  • MaesterPraetor
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:08pm

    It's funny because it's true.

  • PhrygianCrap
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    Craft beer is shit. Give me mass produced anodyne lager any day!

● ● ●

Maybe I'll shave my head for the wedding..

funny

COMMENTS

  • Freshly_Squoze
    25 points Jun 19,2019, 2:36pm

    Jesus those other two look terrible.

  • Cam_who_is_it
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:44pm

    This the type of shit that get you repeatedly slapped in the back of the head around my buddies.

  • gazoogazoo
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 2:46pm

    Hope that he's a redneck ^^

  • Bishopjones
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:33pm

    Crop much?

  • turkishegg
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:19pm

    Stupid question,but didn't he apply suncream on his head.

  • bkx201
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:37pm

    Is that sunrise or sunset?

  • farineziq
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:04pm

    maybe I'll shave my face

  • DatAssPaPow
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:32pm

    Should have fedora’d it up.

  • thereid84
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:59pm

    You cropped the beard! How could you?

    : ]

  • bcool111
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    Please remove your hat.

    I did....

  • evenios
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:25pm

    well at least he didnt shave the face like those other two did.

    /kidding.

  • Mohzbee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:45pm

    hat head confirmed

  • TimeLapseBalcony
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:50pm

    raise one's thumb.

  • Weeffyy
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:35pm

    Wait.That's illegal.

COMMENTS

  • Freshly_Squoze
    25 points Jun 19,2019, 2:36pm

    Jesus those other two look terrible.

  • Cam_who_is_it
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:44pm

    This the type of shit that get you repeatedly slapped in the back of the head around my buddies.

  • gazoogazoo
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 2:46pm

    Hope that he's a redneck ^^

  • No_big_whoop
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:21pm

    He's wearing his skin hat

  • Bishopjones
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:33pm

    Crop much?

  • turkishegg
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:19pm

    Stupid question,but didn't he apply suncream on his head.

  • bkx201
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:37pm

    Is that sunrise or sunset?

  • farineziq
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:04pm

    maybe I'll shave my face

  • DatAssPaPow
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:32pm

    Should have fedora’d it up.

  • thereid84
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:59pm

    You cropped the beard! How could you?

    : ]

  • bcool111
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    Please remove your hat.

    I did....

  • evenios
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:25pm

    well at least he didnt shave the face like those other two did.

    /kidding.

  • Mohzbee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:45pm

    hat head confirmed

  • TimeLapseBalcony
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:50pm

    raise one's thumb.

  • Weeffyy
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:35pm

    Wait.That's illegal.

● ● ●

Sorry, where are the

funny

COMMENTS

  • strangelove666
    79 points Jun 19,2019, 4:16pm

    Photoshop, there is no light reflection on "s" unlike on letters before and after it

  • imakenosensetopeople
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 4:16pm

    I mean, isn’t that what they always were? Or did my childhood differ from most?

  • Daimo
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 4:49pm

    Been there, the queues are a pain in the ass.

  • German_sack
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:57pm

    Must be a Federal Government department store...

  • SupaFlyslammajammazz
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:11pm

    Those fisting rooms... real pain in the @ss huh?

  • Sadhappy123
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 3:50pm

    Right next to the ass register. Lol

  • Drandelx
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 3:48pm

    How did this go through?

  • nugzalore
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:18pm

    What if this is what it said in every Target, but no one cared to pay attention to it until now? I mean, have you seen Target shoppers?

  • JARVISAPEX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:36pm

    Did you go in??

  • Neckrolls4life
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:44pm

    I the back hole-way.

  • lekalulu
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:08pm

    Is the entrance for it in the back?

  • Kaptainkarl76
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:12pm

    Fisting in public is sometimes forbidden and frowned upon..I am glad stores are now accommodating..

  • dontdonit
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:42pm

    It will fit eventually

  • Ready_4_Reddit
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:43pm

    Rent your own DIY porno space.

  • yeeet_123
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:23pm
  • zedemer
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    And, judging by the image, with a first hanger no less

  • Fluxcapacitive
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:32pm

    I never paid attention, guess this is why my ass hurts after trying on button down shirts..

  • ImTheCobraKai
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:08pm

    “Hey Dave we having anymore Ts”

    “Nah just an S”

    FUCK IT

  • puhtreezy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:56pm

    target is getting really open minded

  • sagar2403
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:00pm

    Identified this target branch. It’s at pike street in Seattle Downtown

  • jeefer123
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:02pm

    I think I see these on r/holdthemoan

  • spunky2018
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:13pm

    Fake.

  • lizhappens
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 6:58pm

    Seriously? How dumb Can you be to post it anyway?

  • Swenadd
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    Manual enema

COMMENTS

  • strangelove666
    79 points Jun 19,2019, 4:16pm

    Photoshop, there is no light reflection on "s" unlike on letters before and after it

  • imakenosensetopeople
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 4:16pm

    I mean, isn’t that what they always were? Or did my childhood differ from most?

  • Daimo
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 4:49pm

    Been there, the queues are a pain in the ass.

  • BiBoFieTo
    12 points Jun 19,2019, 4:22pm

    Hopefully this is beside Mr. Lube.

  • German_sack
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:57pm

    Must be a Federal Government department store...

  • SupaFlyslammajammazz
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:11pm

    Those fisting rooms... real pain in the @ss huh?

  • Sadhappy123
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 3:50pm

    Right next to the ass register. Lol

  • Drandelx
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 3:48pm

    How did this go through?

  • nugzalore
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:18pm

    What if this is what it said in every Target, but no one cared to pay attention to it until now? I mean, have you seen Target shoppers?

  • JARVISAPEX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:36pm

    Did you go in??

  • Neckrolls4life
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:44pm

    I the back hole-way.

  • lekalulu
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:08pm

    Is the entrance for it in the back?

  • Kaptainkarl76
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:12pm

    Fisting in public is sometimes forbidden and frowned upon..I am glad stores are now accommodating..

  • dontdonit
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:42pm

    It will fit eventually

  • Ready_4_Reddit
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:43pm

    Rent your own DIY porno space.

  • yeeet_123
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:23pm
  • zedemer
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    And, judging by the image, with a first hanger no less

  • Fluxcapacitive
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:32pm

    I never paid attention, guess this is why my ass hurts after trying on button down shirts..

  • ImTheCobraKai
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:08pm

    “Hey Dave we having anymore Ts”

    “Nah just an S”

    FUCK IT

  • puhtreezy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:56pm

    target is getting really open minded

  • sagar2403
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:00pm

    Identified this target branch. It’s at pike street in Seattle Downtown

  • jeefer123
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:02pm

    I think I see these on r/holdthemoan

  • spunky2018
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:13pm

    Fake.

  • lizhappens
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 6:58pm

    Seriously? How dumb Can you be to post it anyway?

  • Swenadd
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    Manual enema

● ● ●

If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

funny

COMMENTS

  • SilentKnight3089
    144 points Jun 19,2019, 3:35pm

    Till you do that a couple glasses in and forget it’s there, then stain the fuck out of your carpet

  • Cyclochuck
    38 points Jun 19,2019, 3:35pm

    Do you drink by lifting your knee to your mouth?

  • mpcromar
    29 points Jun 19,2019, 3:35pm

    Yeah until your drunk ass forgets and tries to stand up, KAREN!

  • Doubtitcopper
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    It’s the red wine over white carpet that looks stupid

  • Easykiln
    8 points Jun 19,2019, 5:30pm

    If it is liable to fail at any moment it's still stupid though.

  • gd2bpaid
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 4:48pm

    Until you habitually uncross your legs without thinking.

  • TheRealBobbyC
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 4:31pm

    Well, I am a geezer, and the notion of buying jeans that are already ripped is immediately stupid to me. Later using them as a wine holder is fine...

  • julianAppleby5997
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 3:49pm

    Boots with the toes cut out are trashy, i wouldnt say stupid tho.😁

  • ThereOnceWasADonkey
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 7:59pm

    Either way, those jeans are still stupid.

  • captainjackismydog
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 6:15pm

    Those jeans are stupid.

  • gothicxtoy
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 3:39pm

    And then something scares you or your pet comes over and tries to jump on your lap

  • grinr
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    I know a lot of people who would need a trigger warning for this picture.

  • conventionistG
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 5:48pm

    open-toe boots? really?

  • CapCaptainCap
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 4:08pm

    No, that's pretty stupid.

  • Whirled-Peas194
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:34pm

    It’s still a shitty excuse to rip of a pair of jeans.

  • garhent
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:43pm

    I love the formerly white carpeting in the background, great pre-shot.

  • marianoes
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:21pm

    Id be more worried about the torn jeans and opened toed shoes combo.

  • juhosaur
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 4:27pm

    It's stupid

  • Arclite02
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 4:45pm

    No, it's still stupid.

    Functional, but stupid.

  • Krinscoop
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:21pm

    Smarty-pants.

  • Snowyy91
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:38pm

    Two words: Dick Table

  • NotUpdated
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:42pm

    if you buy your pants with that much 'wear' in them - I consider you gullible at minimum. Plus doesn't doing them mess up 'the look' -

  • yevers
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.

  • DragonKing573
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:48pm

    If it looks stupid, but it works, it's still stupid, and you got lucky

  • stonesurvivor
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    Define "works".

  • SquidCap
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:10pm

    Have done this. Just remember to not move. Not a good idea in the long run. And no, i didn't stain the carpet, my brain stopped me a split second before disaster. Which was a surprise for all of us.

  • otbdotcom
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:24pm

    I hate this "saying"!

    Remember the dude on youtube who cuts his hedges with a chainsaw at the end of a rope by swiging it around.. it works but it's damn stupid.

    link : https://youtu.be/gO9M90fdZDA

  • Mohzbee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:25pm

    until someone kicks your foot...

  • RonSwansonsOldMan
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    No, it's definitely stupid. Referencing the torn jeans.

  • Penis-Envys
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:07pm

    Nah it looks stupid looks like an pain in the ass to take out and put it back in.

  • OwduaNM
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:14pm

    It’s just stupid looking

  • spicyredpeppers
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:16pm

    I do this all the time

  • costabius
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:17pm

    You'll find out it's stupid when you stand up ;)

  • humberto_now
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:20pm

    That thing don’t work

  • ooglist
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:36pm

    Ohhhh so that is what holes are for

  • jsmslap
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:37pm

    What if I have shaking leg syndrome?

  • Siggi_pop
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:39pm

    If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

    That's why this is still stupid.

  • FuryBlast1
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:48pm

    Comment for 69

  • Mpikoz
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:56pm

    Nice carpet

  • thinkofthestory
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:05pm

    THIS. IS. GLORIOUS.

  • KingOfChaos107
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:07pm

    Forget it's there, then stand up

  • Smokey940
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:11pm

    Having to pull it out of your jeans everytime you want a drink is pretty stupid. So yes, it's still stupid.

  • Snertsnert
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:13pm

    I feel like this is a challenge for u/rightcoastguyto solve

  • Emjayshelton
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:13pm

    I'll have to pull my one pair out of the closet, and make the hole bigger!

  • prabh321
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:17pm

    hope you don't mess up

  • TesserTheLost
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:29pm

    Ahhhh shit, you ripped your jeans. Hate it when that happens.

  • SandyAmandy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:20pm

    How to spill wine on yourself and your light colored carpet: a tutorial by this drunk lady

  • jaffakree83
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:08pm

    Until you get up and forget that it's there

  • Kryptic_Anthology
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:17pm

    My wife does this with the apple tv remote when on the couch so we don't lose it between the cushions.

  • MRT922
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Buying ripped jeans is stupid.

  • garycarroll
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:52pm

    Less sure about that than I used to be.

    See, we have a problem here called “yellowflies”. Only a few weeks each year, but they bite hard, and HURT. Since they hunt by sight repellents are not effective.

    University studies say they favor dark colors; conflicting reports say dark blue or black are most attractive.

    They go after movement. The traditional way to thin them out is to coat a black object like a beachball with a gooey, sticky stuff called “tanglefoot” and hang from a branch using a string. The flies see the ball sway in the breeze, land, and die when caught in the goo.

    This has very limited success, say the studies, because the flies don’t really go for things that just sway in space, else they would be attacking all sorts of branches and so forth instead of things with blood. They want something that moves from one place to another, like a walking animal. Also, they tend to go for the highest point (though they will also bite legs or anywhere else). So, take that ball and attach to your riding lawn mower on a tall stick, and clean up!

    Except this does not work in practice either, because the mower throws up chaff and dust, and pretty soon the ball is coated in crud and does not work.

    So, think I, this is an opportunity to invent a better device, sell it, and make literally dozens of dollars!

    What I need is a very tall top-hat, maybe three feet or so. Coat the tall part in goo, and leave the brim for taking it on and off. Walk around and flies that target me go for the hat, and die! I make said hat. I paint the left side dark blue and the right side black, so I can determine for myself which color is best, and the next hat will be all of that color.

    Unfortunately, I have difficulty sizing the cardboard tube to exactly fit my head, and it is either be too small and tends to tip off, or too big and slides down to rest on my shoulders.

    I realize this is a feature, not a bug! I go for too big, since this has the added advantage of providing cardboard yellowfly-proof armor for my neck and ears; just cut a hole to see out of. Proceed to test.

    Wife watches me for a short while and observes that, even if this works perfectly, walking around in a ½ blue, ½ black, 3 foot tall cardboard top hat sitting on my shoulders with eyeholes, covered in flypaper-goo and hopefully dead flies, may have too much “looks stupid” to overcome the “but it works! part.”

  • Covergeist
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:36pm

    Next level ish

  • Weegible0_0
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 4:32pm

    U til you stand up... Durrr

  • FatherNuggeg21
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:06pm

    How the hell are you gonna check on your Hungarian slaves in the basement without spilling some on the carpet?

  • R4DGUY
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:02pm

    Ripped jeans are stupid. Your idea was stupid before they even exist.

  • TheNinjaToffee
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:02pm

    *Gets up to go to the toilet and the wine goes on the carpet **looks down *GOD DAMN IT! I already had my period this month whyy

  • skimorepow
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:01pm

    First time I’ve ever been tempted to buy pre ripped jeans

  • canadaschwabe
    -4 points Jun 19,2019, 5:42pm

    Open toe heels, so sexy 🤪

COMMENTS

  • SilentKnight3089
    144 points Jun 19,2019, 3:35pm

    Till you do that a couple glasses in and forget it’s there, then stain the fuck out of your carpet

  • Cyclochuck
    38 points Jun 19,2019, 3:35pm

    Do you drink by lifting your knee to your mouth?

  • mpcromar
    29 points Jun 19,2019, 3:35pm

    Yeah until your drunk ass forgets and tries to stand up, KAREN!

  • HiNana420
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 5:24pm

    That red wine precariously perched over that white carpet is giving me so much anxiety right now.

  • Doubtitcopper
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    It’s the red wine over white carpet that looks stupid

  • Easykiln
    8 points Jun 19,2019, 5:30pm

    If it is liable to fail at any moment it's still stupid though.

  • gd2bpaid
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 4:48pm

    Until you habitually uncross your legs without thinking.

  • TheRealBobbyC
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 4:31pm

    Well, I am a geezer, and the notion of buying jeans that are already ripped is immediately stupid to me. Later using them as a wine holder is fine...

  • julianAppleby5997
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 3:49pm

    Boots with the toes cut out are trashy, i wouldnt say stupid tho.😁

  • ThereOnceWasADonkey
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 7:59pm

    Either way, those jeans are still stupid.

  • captainjackismydog
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 6:15pm

    Those jeans are stupid.

  • gothicxtoy
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 3:39pm

    And then something scares you or your pet comes over and tries to jump on your lap

  • grinr
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    I know a lot of people who would need a trigger warning for this picture.

  • conventionistG
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 5:48pm

    open-toe boots? really?

  • CapCaptainCap
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 4:08pm

    No, that's pretty stupid.

  • Whirled-Peas194
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:34pm

    It’s still a shitty excuse to rip of a pair of jeans.

  • garhent
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:43pm

    I love the formerly white carpeting in the background, great pre-shot.

  • marianoes
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:21pm

    Id be more worried about the torn jeans and opened toed shoes combo.

  • juhosaur
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 4:27pm

    It's stupid

  • Arclite02
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 4:45pm

    No, it's still stupid.

    Functional, but stupid.

  • Krinscoop
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:21pm

    Smarty-pants.

  • Snowyy91
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:38pm

    Two words: Dick Table

  • NotUpdated
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:42pm

    if you buy your pants with that much 'wear' in them - I consider you gullible at minimum. Plus doesn't doing them mess up 'the look' -

  • yevers
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.

  • DragonKing573
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:48pm

    If it looks stupid, but it works, it's still stupid, and you got lucky

  • stonesurvivor
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    Define "works".

  • SquidCap
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:10pm

    Have done this. Just remember to not move. Not a good idea in the long run. And no, i didn't stain the carpet, my brain stopped me a split second before disaster. Which was a surprise for all of us.

  • otbdotcom
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:24pm

    I hate this "saying"!

    Remember the dude on youtube who cuts his hedges with a chainsaw at the end of a rope by swiging it around.. it works but it's damn stupid.

    link : https://youtu.be/gO9M90fdZDA

  • Mohzbee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:25pm

    until someone kicks your foot...

  • RonSwansonsOldMan
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    No, it's definitely stupid. Referencing the torn jeans.

  • Penis-Envys
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:07pm

    Nah it looks stupid looks like an pain in the ass to take out and put it back in.

  • OwduaNM
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:14pm

    It’s just stupid looking

  • spicyredpeppers
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:16pm

    I do this all the time

  • costabius
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:17pm

    You'll find out it's stupid when you stand up ;)

  • humberto_now
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:20pm

    That thing don’t work

  • ooglist
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:36pm

    Ohhhh so that is what holes are for

  • jsmslap
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:37pm

    What if I have shaking leg syndrome?

  • Siggi_pop
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:39pm

    If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

    That's why this is still stupid.

  • FuryBlast1
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:48pm

    Comment for 69

  • Mpikoz
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:56pm

    Nice carpet

  • thinkofthestory
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:05pm

    THIS. IS. GLORIOUS.

  • KingOfChaos107
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:07pm

    Forget it's there, then stand up

  • Smokey940
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:11pm

    Having to pull it out of your jeans everytime you want a drink is pretty stupid. So yes, it's still stupid.

  • Snertsnert
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:13pm

    I feel like this is a challenge for u/rightcoastguyto solve

  • Emjayshelton
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:13pm

    I'll have to pull my one pair out of the closet, and make the hole bigger!

  • prabh321
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:17pm

    hope you don't mess up

  • TesserTheLost
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:29pm

    Ahhhh shit, you ripped your jeans. Hate it when that happens.

  • SandyAmandy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:20pm

    How to spill wine on yourself and your light colored carpet: a tutorial by this drunk lady

  • jaffakree83
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:08pm

    Until you get up and forget that it's there

  • Kryptic_Anthology
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:17pm

    My wife does this with the apple tv remote when on the couch so we don't lose it between the cushions.

  • MRT922
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Buying ripped jeans is stupid.

  • garycarroll
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:52pm

    Less sure about that than I used to be.

    See, we have a problem here called “yellowflies”. Only a few weeks each year, but they bite hard, and HURT. Since they hunt by sight repellents are not effective.

    University studies say they favor dark colors; conflicting reports say dark blue or black are most attractive.

    They go after movement. The traditional way to thin them out is to coat a black object like a beachball with a gooey, sticky stuff called “tanglefoot” and hang from a branch using a string. The flies see the ball sway in the breeze, land, and die when caught in the goo.

    This has very limited success, say the studies, because the flies don’t really go for things that just sway in space, else they would be attacking all sorts of branches and so forth instead of things with blood. They want something that moves from one place to another, like a walking animal. Also, they tend to go for the highest point (though they will also bite legs or anywhere else). So, take that ball and attach to your riding lawn mower on a tall stick, and clean up!

    Except this does not work in practice either, because the mower throws up chaff and dust, and pretty soon the ball is coated in crud and does not work.

    So, think I, this is an opportunity to invent a better device, sell it, and make literally dozens of dollars!

    What I need is a very tall top-hat, maybe three feet or so. Coat the tall part in goo, and leave the brim for taking it on and off. Walk around and flies that target me go for the hat, and die! I make said hat. I paint the left side dark blue and the right side black, so I can determine for myself which color is best, and the next hat will be all of that color.

    Unfortunately, I have difficulty sizing the cardboard tube to exactly fit my head, and it is either be too small and tends to tip off, or too big and slides down to rest on my shoulders.

    I realize this is a feature, not a bug! I go for too big, since this has the added advantage of providing cardboard yellowfly-proof armor for my neck and ears; just cut a hole to see out of. Proceed to test.

    Wife watches me for a short while and observes that, even if this works perfectly, walking around in a ½ blue, ½ black, 3 foot tall cardboard top hat sitting on my shoulders with eyeholes, covered in flypaper-goo and hopefully dead flies, may have too much “looks stupid” to overcome the “but it works! part.”

  • Covergeist
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:36pm

    Next level ish

  • Weegible0_0
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 4:32pm

    U til you stand up... Durrr

  • FatherNuggeg21
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:06pm

    How the hell are you gonna check on your Hungarian slaves in the basement without spilling some on the carpet?

  • R4DGUY
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:02pm

    Ripped jeans are stupid. Your idea was stupid before they even exist.

  • TheNinjaToffee
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:02pm

    *Gets up to go to the toilet and the wine goes on the carpet **looks down *GOD DAMN IT! I already had my period this month whyy

  • skimorepow
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:01pm

    First time I’ve ever been tempted to buy pre ripped jeans

  • canadaschwabe
    -4 points Jun 19,2019, 5:42pm

    Open toe heels, so sexy 🤪

● ● ●

Weapon of choice.

funny

COMMENTS

  • metalsonic27
    173 points Jun 19,2019, 5:40pm

    Proton cannon! Hyper combo finish!

  • axeuscity
    112 points Jun 19,2019, 5:10pm

    The guy jumping around in the back acted like he could actually see the canon

  • ITDan3
    19 points Jun 19,2019, 6:03pm

    PROTON CANNON

  • StuartHayden
    85 points Jun 19,2019, 5:58pm

    This gif is very, very, very old.

  • MagentaFreak
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 6:22pm

    Question what game is being referenced?

  • Vincent__Vega
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:20pm

    Looks like the kid coming in from the left at the end is saying "Toasty!".

  • LiquidNova77
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 5:29pm

    This is pretty fucking great lmao

  • azdcf
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

  • dr0odles
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 6:00pm

    Mvc2?

  • Delusions0fGrandeur
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 7:52pm

    Bonner high school in the wrestling/rowing gym

  • rollcake
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 7:59pm

    Holy shit.. is it 2013 again :)

  • OnkinChip7853
    24 points Jun 19,2019, 5:04pm

    Destruction 100

  • sknnbones
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 8:01pm
  • Cannibeans
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:22pm

    Anyone have the original?

  • reddit_roddit_rood
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 6:28pm

    When she puts her finger in my butt when I'm cumming

  • Bellyheart
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:28pm

    Haven’t seen this since vine!

  • Elhaym
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:38pm

    One of the best I've seen.

  • OmZk_bot
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:16pm

    They’re mostly dead people!

  • CubanOfTheNorth
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    I think we just saw his final form

  • Jon-the-Legend
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    You could go with this, or you could go with that

  • AmazingELF74
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:46pm

    Reminds me of old flash games like commando

  • DoinYerSis
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:57pm

    Damn I havent seen this gif in so long.

  • motions2u2wipemyass
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:22pm

    Bruhhhhh I've been looking for this gif forever.

  • BlokeDude
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:22pm

    In case someone else was also thinking about the song, here you go.

  • SpiritJuice
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:28pm

    YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKIN' INFINITE?!

  • orbit_o
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:19pm

    I could watch this for hours

  • Pol3x325
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:51pm

    I love this, how long did it take to edit?

  • IcemanVish
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 6:00pm

    Please take my up vote

  • S011110M4112
    -9 points Jun 19,2019, 6:32pm

    Black people are so neat.

  • Arock999
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 7:52pm

    Watching this quickly at first I thought it was from the History channel. (Bottom right)

  • saxmanusmc
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 7:53pm

    Wow that just threw me back a bunch of years....lol.

  • Ninjabutter
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:04pm

    Awesomeness

  • hyperkick89
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:11pm

    Seriously, with them nano tech from Wakanda I would really thought Tony would use this iconic move from MvC as a trump card against Thano's army and ship in end game. Turning his suit into a cannon obliterating half of Thano's army in doing so draining almost his reactor core.

  • theWeeVash
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:15pm

    I’d like to see the full version of this, it’s awesome.

  • cringeconnoisseur
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:20pm

    This is fucking glorious

  • TootsNYC
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    that's agility

  • SpecialistServe82
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:36pm

    😂😂

  • Swenadd
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:10pm

    Oh look a deer, ima just......

COMMENTS

  • metalsonic27
    173 points Jun 19,2019, 5:40pm

    Proton cannon! Hyper combo finish!

  • axeuscity
    112 points Jun 19,2019, 5:10pm

    The guy jumping around in the back acted like he could actually see the canon

  • ITDan3
    19 points Jun 19,2019, 6:03pm

    PROTON CANNON

  • pikahellmybutt
    52 points Jun 19,2019, 5:07pm

    That was perfect.

  • StuartHayden
    85 points Jun 19,2019, 5:58pm

    This gif is very, very, very old.

  • MagentaFreak
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 6:22pm

    Question what game is being referenced?

  • Vincent__Vega
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:20pm

    Looks like the kid coming in from the left at the end is saying "Toasty!".

  • LiquidNova77
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 5:29pm

    This is pretty fucking great lmao

  • azdcf
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

  • dr0odles
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 6:00pm

    Mvc2?

  • Delusions0fGrandeur
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 7:52pm

    Bonner high school in the wrestling/rowing gym

  • rollcake
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 7:59pm

    Holy shit.. is it 2013 again :)

  • OnkinChip7853
    24 points Jun 19,2019, 5:04pm

    Destruction 100

  • sknnbones
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 8:01pm
  • Cannibeans
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:22pm

    Anyone have the original?

  • reddit_roddit_rood
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 6:28pm

    When she puts her finger in my butt when I'm cumming

  • Bellyheart
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:28pm

    Haven’t seen this since vine!

  • Elhaym
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:38pm

    One of the best I've seen.

  • OmZk_bot
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:16pm

    They’re mostly dead people!

  • CubanOfTheNorth
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    I think we just saw his final form

  • Jon-the-Legend
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    You could go with this, or you could go with that

  • AmazingELF74
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:46pm

    Reminds me of old flash games like commando

  • DoinYerSis
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:57pm

    Damn I havent seen this gif in so long.

  • motions2u2wipemyass
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:22pm

    Bruhhhhh I've been looking for this gif forever.

  • BlokeDude
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:22pm

    In case someone else was also thinking about the song, here you go.

  • SpiritJuice
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:28pm

    YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKIN' INFINITE?!

  • orbit_o
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:19pm

    I could watch this for hours

  • Pol3x325
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:51pm

    I love this, how long did it take to edit?

  • IcemanVish
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 6:00pm

    Please take my up vote

  • S011110M4112
    -9 points Jun 19,2019, 6:32pm

    Black people are so neat.

  • Arock999
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 7:52pm

    Watching this quickly at first I thought it was from the History channel. (Bottom right)

  • saxmanusmc
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 7:53pm

    Wow that just threw me back a bunch of years....lol.

  • Ninjabutter
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:04pm

    Awesomeness

  • hyperkick89
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:11pm

    Seriously, with them nano tech from Wakanda I would really thought Tony would use this iconic move from MvC as a trump card against Thano's army and ship in end game. Turning his suit into a cannon obliterating half of Thano's army in doing so draining almost his reactor core.

  • theWeeVash
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:15pm

    I’d like to see the full version of this, it’s awesome.

  • cringeconnoisseur
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:20pm

    This is fucking glorious

  • TootsNYC
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    that's agility

  • SpecialistServe82
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:36pm

    😂😂

  • Swenadd
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:10pm

    Oh look a deer, ima just......

● ● ●

Clarity Gaga

funny

COMMENTS

  • Spice-Weasel
    118 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    Pretty sure I fought her at the end of Final Fantasy 8.

  • fengrig
    652 points Jun 19,2019, 5:28pm

    She's found a way to wear literally anything she wants and no one bats an eye. I show up to work looking like a power rangers villain and I get fired. She wakes up and says 'i want to wear Kermit the frog today' and she does.

    I envy that kind of freedom

  • axeuscity
    786 points Jun 19,2019, 5:29pm

    You know, of all the in the spotlight pop singers/musicians, Lady Gaga is the only I'd most like to hang out with. She seems like a fun mix of down to earth/good person, and quirky/fun/weird as fuck.

  • BragoKingEternal
    29 points Jun 19,2019, 6:12pm

    Can't tell if she's out to steal 101 puppies or summon goldar

  • silvius_discipulus
    73 points Jun 19,2019, 5:07pm

    I expelled air at irregular intervals

  • toyotis
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 5:05pm

    This made me physically laugh

  • randyspotboiler
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 5:59pm

    Hey! It's Madonna Manson.

  • mukawalka
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 6:24pm

    Is it okay to not care for Lady Gaga without getting downvoted for a simple opinion? She has a great voice...

  • KypDurron
    12 points Jun 19,2019, 6:10pm

    AHHHH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS, I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER... EARTH!!!!

  • braineaters138
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:24pm

    I will get you, power rangers! If it's the last thing I do....

  • eddmario
    29 points Jun 19,2019, 5:14pm

    No clue on the sauce.
    Just randomly saw it on imgur and posted the direct link here

  • ChingZChong298
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    I lol'ed

  • Dovecroft
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:20pm

    Gaga there, about to make a fine trade...

  • Santarini
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:33pm

    Do you have those studded leather horns in black leather? Oh perfect!

  • Potato3s
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:52pm

    Sauce?

  • TableGrables
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:08pm

    Link to original video?

  • MarvinLazer
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:17pm

    I like her a lot more now that I know she can laugh at herself.

  • DesperadoBlaster
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    AHHHH!!!!! After 10000 years I'm FREE!!!!

  • Firebird4Life
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:28pm

    I have a friend that went to NYU and claims to have dated her. He also claims that the song "Alejandro" was written about him after they dated briefly and he couldn't go out with her.

  • banjowashisnameo
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:12pm

    I came

  • mrsuns10
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:38pm

    Why is she dressed like she's about to star in a Disney movie

  • thndrstrk
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    She can wear what she wants. Part of her charm.

  • ginja_ninja
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    Me and the boys about to poison the spinning wheel

  • JackJustice1919
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    She looks like Rita from Power Rangers

  • mysterious_bulges
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:23pm

    This is so precious it literally warms my heart

  • radabdivin
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:48pm

    She is fucking hilarious I love how real she is.

  • literallyanythingidk
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:09pm

    I sharted.

  • AlphaWhelp
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:19pm

    Ending would have been better if it instead said "FINALLY AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!!!"

  • BradSiemens
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    Something Madonna or Freddie thought of 30 years ago.

  • Jervillian_Swike
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    Stephen looking as professorially befuddled as ever.

  • avbreyy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:13pm

    Gay mom 😩

  • kurashu
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    Doesn't seem to have audio, but here's the Financial Times article (audio available for subscribers)

    - this post is not sponsored by Financial Times.

  • Lorettooooooooo
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    Is this legit?

  • ZedMInterdimensional
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:25pm

    what movie is this?

  • Don_Dickle
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    i've seen this a lot but never the full video.

  • Bad_Chemistry
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:29pm

    Wait when did Lady Gaga do an interview with Stephen Fry? The fuck? Did I miss something?

  • underwoodz
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:51pm

    Björk did it all first and better

  • BicHempWic
    -4 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    She said she was a Christian lol

  • SymbioticSuperDude
    -11 points Jun 19,2019, 5:35pm

    Rita repulsa looking fuck

  • Rocky06987
    -18 points Jun 19,2019, 5:23pm

    Shes so strange... and annoying

  • teewat
    -12 points Jun 19,2019, 5:17pm

    this picture is almost as old as the internet

COMMENTS

  • Spice-Weasel
    118 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    Pretty sure I fought her at the end of Final Fantasy 8.

  • fengrig
    652 points Jun 19,2019, 5:28pm

    She's found a way to wear literally anything she wants and no one bats an eye. I show up to work looking like a power rangers villain and I get fired. She wakes up and says 'i want to wear Kermit the frog today' and she does.

    I envy that kind of freedom

  • axeuscity
    786 points Jun 19,2019, 5:29pm

    You know, of all the in the spotlight pop singers/musicians, Lady Gaga is the only I'd most like to hang out with. She seems like a fun mix of down to earth/good person, and quirky/fun/weird as fuck.

  • spann0r
    134 points Jun 19,2019, 5:23pm

    All we need is

    Clarity Gaga

  • BragoKingEternal
    29 points Jun 19,2019, 6:12pm

    Can't tell if she's out to steal 101 puppies or summon goldar

  • silvius_discipulus
    73 points Jun 19,2019, 5:07pm

    I expelled air at irregular intervals

  • toyotis
    10 points Jun 19,2019, 5:05pm

    This made me physically laugh

  • randyspotboiler
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 5:59pm

    Hey! It's Madonna Manson.

  • mukawalka
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 6:24pm

    Is it okay to not care for Lady Gaga without getting downvoted for a simple opinion? She has a great voice...

  • KypDurron
    12 points Jun 19,2019, 6:10pm

    AHHHH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS, I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER... EARTH!!!!

  • braineaters138
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 6:24pm

    I will get you, power rangers! If it's the last thing I do....

  • eddmario
    29 points Jun 19,2019, 5:14pm

    No clue on the sauce.
    Just randomly saw it on imgur and posted the direct link here

  • ChingZChong298
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    I lol'ed

  • Dovecroft
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:20pm

    Gaga there, about to make a fine trade...

  • Santarini
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:33pm

    Do you have those studded leather horns in black leather? Oh perfect!

  • Potato3s
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:52pm

    Sauce?

  • TableGrables
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:08pm

    Link to original video?

  • MarvinLazer
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:17pm

    I like her a lot more now that I know she can laugh at herself.

  • DesperadoBlaster
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    AHHHH!!!!! After 10000 years I'm FREE!!!!

  • Firebird4Life
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 6:28pm

    I have a friend that went to NYU and claims to have dated her. He also claims that the song "Alejandro" was written about him after they dated briefly and he couldn't go out with her.

  • banjowashisnameo
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:12pm

    I came

  • mrsuns10
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:38pm

    Why is she dressed like she's about to star in a Disney movie

  • thndrstrk
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    She can wear what she wants. Part of her charm.

  • ginja_ninja
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    Me and the boys about to poison the spinning wheel

  • JackJustice1919
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    She looks like Rita from Power Rangers

  • mysterious_bulges
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:23pm

    This is so precious it literally warms my heart

  • radabdivin
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:48pm

    She is fucking hilarious I love how real she is.

  • literallyanythingidk
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:09pm

    I sharted.

  • AlphaWhelp
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:19pm

    Ending would have been better if it instead said "FINALLY AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!!!"

  • BradSiemens
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    Something Madonna or Freddie thought of 30 years ago.

  • Jervillian_Swike
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    Stephen looking as professorially befuddled as ever.

  • avbreyy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:13pm

    Gay mom 😩

  • kurashu
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    Doesn't seem to have audio, but here's the Financial Times article (audio available for subscribers)

    - this post is not sponsored by Financial Times.

  • Lorettooooooooo
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    Is this legit?

  • ZedMInterdimensional
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:25pm

    what movie is this?

  • Don_Dickle
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    i've seen this a lot but never the full video.

  • Bad_Chemistry
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:29pm

    Wait when did Lady Gaga do an interview with Stephen Fry? The fuck? Did I miss something?

  • underwoodz
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:51pm

    Björk did it all first and better

  • BicHempWic
    -4 points Jun 19,2019, 5:53pm

    She said she was a Christian lol

  • SymbioticSuperDude
    -11 points Jun 19,2019, 5:35pm

    Rita repulsa looking fuck

  • Rocky06987
    -18 points Jun 19,2019, 5:23pm

    Shes so strange... and annoying

  • teewat
    -12 points Jun 19,2019, 5:17pm

    this picture is almost as old as the internet