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The Elder Sibling Experience.

funny

COMMENTS

  • Maaikkii
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 4:05pm

    " "The I in team is hidden in the A-hole." - Michael scot " - Maaikkii

  • sulky_pizza
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 7:06pm

    As the oldest of 6, I can say that this is accurate.

COMMENTS

  • Maaikkii
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 4:05pm

    " "The I in team is hidden in the A-hole." - Michael scot " - Maaikkii

  • sulky_pizza
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 7:06pm

    As the oldest of 6, I can say that this is accurate.

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So, some guy decided to cosplay as Johnny Depp's character in a movie - ALL of them.

funny

COMMENTS

  • mr_britten
    103 points Dec 08,2019, 8:37am

    I think that’s Gary Oldman in there

  • jnrushy
    31 points Dec 08,2019, 8:48am

    I dont see donnie brasco. Or cry baby.

  • SamIamgreeneggsham
    40 points Dec 08,2019, 9:18am

    -Which Johnny Depp character do you want to cosplay as?

    -yes.

  • Shiznach
    9 points Dec 08,2019, 9:05am

    Don't let Tim Burton see this. The results would be ... sticky

  • imakenosensetopeople
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 9:00am

    I see Edward scissor hands, jack sparrow, and Raoul Duke from fear and loathing. What else is there?

  • Nurff89
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 8:31am

    Captain scissorhands Sparrow

  • ifyouseekaimee1
    5 points Dec 08,2019, 9:07am

    The ribbon is for mad hatter, right?

  • Bromtom
    4 points Dec 08,2019, 9:12am

    no benny and joon

  • thebiggdirtyy
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:01am

    What's the sheriff star for

  • Chiefdavycakes
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:16am

    I want to live this guys life!

  • TheSanityInspector
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:17am

    Efficient use of resources.

  • big-ol-boy
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:18am

    That’s actually really cool

  • whatstheword4321
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:21am

    Where his third arm

  • rs_anniee
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:29am

    Don’t see Sweeney Todd

  • MendozAAAH
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:34am

    What's the camera from? Also the non scissor fingers?

  • hipnotyq
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:42am

    Attach an empty bag of Doritos for a little 'Secret Window' reference

  • rus151
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:43am

    Why isn't he dead inside of a waterbed?

  • ipodnano1
    6 points Dec 08,2019, 9:04am

    Johnny Depp 😍

  • p1um5mu991er
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 8:56am

    Looks dangerous

  • alfiesred47
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:20am

    Haha that’s colonel gaddafi

  • Hullabalooga
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:32am

    “I don’t see the undercover cop cameo he did in 21 Jump Street”... give the dude some credit here! He went deep with Depp

  • TrouserDumplings
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:35am

    Thought those were bagpipes for a minute.

  • toeofcamell
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:37am

    What characters are the camera and flag football referring to?

  • Are_you_blind_sir
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:38am

    He has reached his perfect form and has conquered the sun

  • gillesvdo
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:43am

    He was actually cosplaying as the actual Johnny Depp and just got so drunk he mixed up his wardrobe.

  • jamie_kabob
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:46am

    Where’s the crop-top from nightmare on elm street?

  • CURRYDRiP
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:47am

    wheres willy wonka doh

  • eckstheory
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:47am

    And now we know why the rums gone.

  • gunsandposies
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 10:07am

    Where's Charlie and the chocolate factory ???

  • Built_Environment
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:11am

    Johnny Adept in every role

  • ItsJustRedditRelax
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:12am

    Needs more Duke.

  • YellowFlySwat
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:59am

    The only thing that would make this better, is if this actually Johnny Depp.

  • InvidiaSuperbia
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:00am

    I don’t see a flood of blood so he’s definitely not his character from Nightmare on Elm St.

  • NonchalantSavant
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:01am

    Human casserole.

  • Straycat_finder
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:04am

    I don't see Gilbert grape?

  • Forg1ven1738
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:07am

    Ctcf?

  • Jack2097
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:11am

    No love for the demon barber of Fleet Street

  • Bullmilk82
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:12am

    Al Jougensen?

  • bosseyedloon
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:13am

    The cosplay equivalent to Joey wearing Chandlers clothes.

  • S011110M4112
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:53am
  • nawa1221
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:54am

    Is that obama

  • LanceFree
    -1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:42am

    Stupid fucking white man

COMMENTS

  • mr_britten
    103 points Dec 08,2019, 8:37am

    I think that’s Gary Oldman in there

  • jnrushy
    31 points Dec 08,2019, 8:48am

    I dont see donnie brasco. Or cry baby.

  • SamIamgreeneggsham
    40 points Dec 08,2019, 9:18am

    -Which Johnny Depp character do you want to cosplay as?

    -yes.

  • Boardallday
    17 points Dec 08,2019, 9:06am

    Sorry, but he didnt include his best work, Diamond Jim

  • Shiznach
    9 points Dec 08,2019, 9:05am

    Don't let Tim Burton see this. The results would be ... sticky

  • imakenosensetopeople
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 9:00am

    I see Edward scissor hands, jack sparrow, and Raoul Duke from fear and loathing. What else is there?

  • Nurff89
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 8:31am

    Captain scissorhands Sparrow

  • ifyouseekaimee1
    5 points Dec 08,2019, 9:07am

    The ribbon is for mad hatter, right?

  • Bromtom
    4 points Dec 08,2019, 9:12am

    no benny and joon

  • thebiggdirtyy
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:01am

    What's the sheriff star for

  • Chiefdavycakes
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:16am

    I want to live this guys life!

  • TheSanityInspector
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:17am

    Efficient use of resources.

  • big-ol-boy
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:18am

    That’s actually really cool

  • whatstheword4321
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:21am

    Where his third arm

  • rs_anniee
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:29am

    Don’t see Sweeney Todd

  • MendozAAAH
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:34am

    What's the camera from? Also the non scissor fingers?

  • hipnotyq
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:42am

    Attach an empty bag of Doritos for a little 'Secret Window' reference

  • rus151
    3 points Dec 08,2019, 9:43am

    Why isn't he dead inside of a waterbed?

  • ipodnano1
    6 points Dec 08,2019, 9:04am

    Johnny Depp 😍

  • p1um5mu991er
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 8:56am

    Looks dangerous

  • alfiesred47
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:20am

    Haha that’s colonel gaddafi

  • Hullabalooga
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:32am

    “I don’t see the undercover cop cameo he did in 21 Jump Street”... give the dude some credit here! He went deep with Depp

  • TrouserDumplings
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:35am

    Thought those were bagpipes for a minute.

  • toeofcamell
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:37am

    What characters are the camera and flag football referring to?

  • Are_you_blind_sir
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:38am

    He has reached his perfect form and has conquered the sun

  • gillesvdo
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:43am

    He was actually cosplaying as the actual Johnny Depp and just got so drunk he mixed up his wardrobe.

  • jamie_kabob
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:46am

    Where’s the crop-top from nightmare on elm street?

  • CURRYDRiP
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:47am

    wheres willy wonka doh

  • eckstheory
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 9:47am

    And now we know why the rums gone.

  • gunsandposies
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 10:07am

    Where's Charlie and the chocolate factory ???

  • Built_Environment
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:11am

    Johnny Adept in every role

  • ItsJustRedditRelax
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:12am

    Needs more Duke.

  • YellowFlySwat
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:59am

    The only thing that would make this better, is if this actually Johnny Depp.

  • InvidiaSuperbia
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:00am

    I don’t see a flood of blood so he’s definitely not his character from Nightmare on Elm St.

  • NonchalantSavant
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:01am

    Human casserole.

  • Straycat_finder
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:04am

    I don't see Gilbert grape?

  • Forg1ven1738
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:07am

    Ctcf?

  • Jack2097
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:11am

    No love for the demon barber of Fleet Street

  • Bullmilk82
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:12am

    Al Jougensen?

  • bosseyedloon
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 10:13am

    The cosplay equivalent to Joey wearing Chandlers clothes.

  • S011110M4112
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:53am
  • nawa1221
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:54am

    Is that obama

  • LanceFree
    -1 points Dec 08,2019, 9:42am

    Stupid fucking white man

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French and Spanish class decorated their doors

funny

COMMENTS

  • ultradip
    196 points Dec 08,2019, 12:11am

    The German class needs Grumpy Cat saying, "fröhliche weihnachten!"

  • Hmm___yes
    79 points Dec 08,2019, 12:03am

    🎵The least knobby dot🎵

  • XeronDerg
    22 points Dec 07,2019, 11:50pm

    I thought the doors were tall for a moment

  • kommunis
    24 points Dec 08,2019, 1:34am

    Noël, not Noel.

  • NockerJoe
    10 points Dec 08,2019, 12:39am

    I WANNA WISH YOU

    A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  • soapsoapbox
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 12:43am

    English teacher taking the picture

  • QuadLeader
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 2:02am

    THE CAT DOES NOT SPEAK

  • skylinefanhood
    11 points Dec 08,2019, 1:41am

    Hello fellow kids! Look at this hip new meemee!

  • AnonymousSpud
    4 points Dec 08,2019, 1:32am
  • ZicarxTheGreat
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 1:56am

    Soviet anthem plays

  • Dantevortex
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 2:27am

    It's "Joyeux Noël" and not "Joyeux Noel".

  • MonstaEatsItAll
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 12:39am

    Spanish teacher thicc

  • hatchetman166
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 2:12am
  • maddog0724
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 12:42am

    This is great teaching. I loved this on multiple levels

  • DENelson83
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 1:27am

    Yeah, we Pyrenee-ded that.

  • watchtheedges
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 1:59am

    I will never get tired of this!

  • ithinkoutloudtoo
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 2:02am

    They forgot the tréma accent mark for the French class. Joyeux Noël is the correct way.

  • oofeddave
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 2:27am

    Its funny how im spanish and french

  • cmshazam
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 2:27am

    Awww, you ladies rock!

  • Foody_Momster
    -1 points Dec 08,2019, 1:26am

    It's supposed to be Felíz with the í 😂

  • MysticMistakeCake
    -4 points Dec 08,2019, 12:30am

    Can somebody who speaks Spanish please explain the joke. I want to haha but no comprende

  • Isagoge
    -1 points Dec 08,2019, 12:59am

    Ça c'est des belles portes en tout cas.

  • Yeet_Master420
    -11 points Dec 08,2019, 12:29am

    Feliz navidad = happy christmas

    This is not okie dokie

  • groggyMPLS
    -16 points Dec 08,2019, 1:08am

    I would hang your Spanish teacher but I wouldn't bang your French teacher.

  • deleted
    -37 points Dec 07,2019, 11:50pm

    [deleted]

COMMENTS

  • ultradip
    196 points Dec 08,2019, 12:11am

    The German class needs Grumpy Cat saying, "fröhliche weihnachten!"

  • Hmm___yes
    79 points Dec 08,2019, 12:03am

    🎵The least knobby dot🎵

  • XeronDerg
    22 points Dec 07,2019, 11:50pm

    I thought the doors were tall for a moment

  • Raleda
    47 points Dec 08,2019, 12:49am

    These bathroom signs are getting more and more cryptic..

  • kommunis
    24 points Dec 08,2019, 1:34am

    Noël, not Noel.

  • NockerJoe
    10 points Dec 08,2019, 12:39am

    I WANNA WISH YOU

    A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  • soapsoapbox
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 12:43am

    English teacher taking the picture

  • QuadLeader
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 2:02am

    THE CAT DOES NOT SPEAK

  • skylinefanhood
    11 points Dec 08,2019, 1:41am

    Hello fellow kids! Look at this hip new meemee!

  • AnonymousSpud
    4 points Dec 08,2019, 1:32am
  • ZicarxTheGreat
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 1:56am

    Soviet anthem plays

  • Dantevortex
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 2:27am

    It's "Joyeux Noël" and not "Joyeux Noel".

  • MonstaEatsItAll
    7 points Dec 08,2019, 12:39am

    Spanish teacher thicc

  • hatchetman166
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 2:12am
  • maddog0724
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 12:42am

    This is great teaching. I loved this on multiple levels

  • DENelson83
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 1:27am

    Yeah, we Pyrenee-ded that.

  • watchtheedges
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 1:59am

    I will never get tired of this!

  • ithinkoutloudtoo
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 2:02am

    They forgot the tréma accent mark for the French class. Joyeux Noël is the correct way.

  • oofeddave
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 2:27am

    Its funny how im spanish and french

  • cmshazam
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 2:27am

    Awww, you ladies rock!

  • Foody_Momster
    -1 points Dec 08,2019, 1:26am

    It's supposed to be Felíz with the í 😂

  • MysticMistakeCake
    -4 points Dec 08,2019, 12:30am

    Can somebody who speaks Spanish please explain the joke. I want to haha but no comprende

  • Isagoge
    -1 points Dec 08,2019, 12:59am

    Ça c'est des belles portes en tout cas.

  • Yeet_Master420
    -11 points Dec 08,2019, 12:29am

    Feliz navidad = happy christmas

    This is not okie dokie

  • groggyMPLS
    -16 points Dec 08,2019, 1:08am

    I would hang your Spanish teacher but I wouldn't bang your French teacher.

  • deleted
    -37 points Dec 07,2019, 11:50pm

    [deleted]

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She's a beaut, Clark.

funny

COMMENTS

  • barton13778
    107 points Dec 06,2019, 9:40pm

    This guy would bring so much joy to soo many this holiday season just driving around like that all month.

    "....its not going in our yard Russ...it's going in our living room."

  • Zuzubeezers
    32 points Dec 06,2019, 11:44pm

    Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

  • Connectikatie
    24 points Dec 06,2019, 10:05pm

    SHITTER WAS FULL

  • TBBZ8X8
    22 points Dec 06,2019, 9:28pm

    Dad? Did you bring a saw?

  • Wherebehindtherabbit
    42 points Dec 06,2019, 9:43pm

    Looks great, little full, lotta sap.

  • Yetiius
    19 points Dec 06,2019, 11:39pm

    Hey Griswold! Where you think you're going to fit a tree that big?

  • Tsunami__7
    18 points Dec 07,2019, 12:30am

    Do you hear it?!

    It's a funny, squeaky sound!

  • employees-only
    13 points Dec 07,2019, 1:39am

    I USED TO HAVE A ROADMASTER. 5.7L V8 what an underrated carThat backwards bench mmmmmm

  • Emmy-LouSugarbean
    12 points Dec 07,2019, 3:21am

    Oh my gosh. Christmas Vacation is my all time favorite movie. I work at a Christmas tree farm. Today I saw a station wagon very similar to this one in the parking lot. I thought I was going to get to take a picture like this. And then they had the nerve to load it inside of the car instead of on top of it. 😑

  • daschr783
    11 points Dec 07,2019, 4:15am

    Eddie, If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

  • TalkToMeImDeaf
    9 points Dec 07,2019, 2:06am

    “Why’s the floor wetTOD? I don’t know MARGO”

  • BMoreManute
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 11:09pm

    It's not going in the yard Russ...

  • poiuwerpoiuwe
    7 points Dec 07,2019, 3:25am

    The mighty Roadmaster could tow 7,000 pounds with the proper accessories. It also had a detuned Corvette engine. Also, Dax Shephard owns a modified one with a supercharged LSA engine.

  • silvestre71
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 3:20am

    If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

  • tonzeejee
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:40pm

    Family truckster

  • johntwoods
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 10:44pm

    'take it Russ!'

  • trdor
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:30am

    Dax?

  • airazor2000
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 1:22am

    Ahh the Buick Roadmaster... Perfect for tree transportation.

  • fullxthrottlexx
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:00am

    the tree should be facing the other way, trunk first. when the branches open up, the wind resistance is going to push it off of the roof

  • pro_nosepicker
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:05am

    That there’s what we call an RV.

  • furnesscj
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 6:58am

    She'll look later honey, her eyes are frozen

  • Halo_sky
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 7:43am

    “Is Rusty still in the Navy?”

  • rhudson77
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 8:24am

    "Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!"

    "Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."

    "I'm sorry, this is our families first kidnapping."

    "Is your house on fire, Clark?"

  • fullautophx
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 1:31am

    I imagine they used a Buick because there probably isn’t a running Ford Taurus wagon left on the planet.

  • tlk0153
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:13pm

    Could it be any more Christmasy!

  • SuperNerdSteve
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:34pm

    yeah nice rims too

  • SirDigbyChknCaesar
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 11:19pm

    RUSTY!

  • bartmaniv
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 11:30pm

    Clark would be so proud!

  • elad34
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 2:31am

    You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it.

  • Gasnia
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:10am

    I just finished watching this movie.

  • NicolBolassy
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:47am

    Mister if I had a rubber hose

  • steve3067
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:49am

    Fixed the newel post!

  • the_batusi
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 4:28am

    Holiday RooOOAAAAOoooaaaOOOOoAAAoooaaAAAAd

  • Ipride362
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 6:10am

    “Shitter’s full.”

  • TheOneMelkor
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 7:01am

    This is something Clark, as in Jeremy Clarkson, would do.

  • Tabasco_Athiest
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 7:35am

    Do they still make station wagons? I've not see one in years.

  • CLARK__W____GRISWOLD
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 10:52am

    Clark:
    Our holidays were always such a mess.

    Clark Sr.:
    Oh, yeah.

    Clark:
    How'd you get through it?

    Clark Sr.:
    I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

  • steve3067
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 3:47am

    Old front wheel drive sled.

  • luv_tummy
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:45pm

    Looks like a “party crasher”

  • reb678
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:47am

    My wife and I saw an RV last week with the plates “Edna”. Ha ha ha.

  • Fuzzmeow
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 2:59am

    You gotta keep the roots on it, keeps it fresher, longer -- AND! if you're lucky, you can re-plant it in your back yard for safe keeping for next year!

  • Wolf-Of-Legend
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:49am

    Learning to camouflage

  • IsaacsBinder
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:16am

    "Hello Mr. Foreman. We have been informed that an illegally cut-down tree was taken to this residence."

  • mackafat
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:38am

    We're the Griswold, Gus.

  • Gunfighterzero
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:04am

    RUSS!

  • enough_shenanigans
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:24am

    That's NOT metallic pea!

  • PozzanMWT
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:50am

    Hey!

    Respect the Roadmaster

  • depreavedindiference
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 9:00am

    I am happy to see they are so environmentally conscientious. After Christmas they clearly are going to return the tree to the ground.

  • sandro55
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 9:13am

    That's not metallic pea!

  • ANTI-Legend
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:58pm

    Gumball's car

  • bisfhcrew
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:42pm

    Best Christmas movie ever

  • KilD3vil
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:18pm

    This guy christmases...

  • Theramusher
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:13pm

    THE LAND YACHT

  • xerocx079
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:07pm

    Is that Dax and Kristen's tree?

  • tmarsvt7
    -10 points Dec 07,2019, 12:48am

    Oh my, so funny. Not.

COMMENTS

  • barton13778
    107 points Dec 06,2019, 9:40pm

    This guy would bring so much joy to soo many this holiday season just driving around like that all month.

    "....its not going in our yard Russ...it's going in our living room."

  • Zuzubeezers
    32 points Dec 06,2019, 11:44pm

    Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

  • Connectikatie
    24 points Dec 06,2019, 10:05pm

    SHITTER WAS FULL

  • JonVoightKampff
    25 points Dec 06,2019, 10:45pm

    Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?

  • TBBZ8X8
    22 points Dec 06,2019, 9:28pm

    Dad? Did you bring a saw?

  • Wherebehindtherabbit
    42 points Dec 06,2019, 9:43pm

    Looks great, little full, lotta sap.

  • Yetiius
    19 points Dec 06,2019, 11:39pm

    Hey Griswold! Where you think you're going to fit a tree that big?

  • Tsunami__7
    18 points Dec 07,2019, 12:30am

    Do you hear it?!

    It's a funny, squeaky sound!

  • employees-only
    13 points Dec 07,2019, 1:39am

    I USED TO HAVE A ROADMASTER. 5.7L V8 what an underrated carThat backwards bench mmmmmm

  • Emmy-LouSugarbean
    12 points Dec 07,2019, 3:21am

    Oh my gosh. Christmas Vacation is my all time favorite movie. I work at a Christmas tree farm. Today I saw a station wagon very similar to this one in the parking lot. I thought I was going to get to take a picture like this. And then they had the nerve to load it inside of the car instead of on top of it. 😑

  • daschr783
    11 points Dec 07,2019, 4:15am

    Eddie, If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

  • TalkToMeImDeaf
    9 points Dec 07,2019, 2:06am

    “Why’s the floor wetTOD? I don’t know MARGO”

  • BMoreManute
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 11:09pm

    It's not going in the yard Russ...

  • poiuwerpoiuwe
    7 points Dec 07,2019, 3:25am

    The mighty Roadmaster could tow 7,000 pounds with the proper accessories. It also had a detuned Corvette engine. Also, Dax Shephard owns a modified one with a supercharged LSA engine.

  • silvestre71
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 3:20am

    If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

  • tonzeejee
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:40pm

    Family truckster

  • johntwoods
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 10:44pm

    'take it Russ!'

  • trdor
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:30am

    Dax?

  • airazor2000
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 1:22am

    Ahh the Buick Roadmaster... Perfect for tree transportation.

  • fullxthrottlexx
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:00am

    the tree should be facing the other way, trunk first. when the branches open up, the wind resistance is going to push it off of the roof

  • pro_nosepicker
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:05am

    That there’s what we call an RV.

  • furnesscj
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 6:58am

    She'll look later honey, her eyes are frozen

  • Halo_sky
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 7:43am

    “Is Rusty still in the Navy?”

  • rhudson77
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 8:24am

    "Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!"

    "Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."

    "I'm sorry, this is our families first kidnapping."

    "Is your house on fire, Clark?"

  • fullautophx
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 1:31am

    I imagine they used a Buick because there probably isn’t a running Ford Taurus wagon left on the planet.

  • tlk0153
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:13pm

    Could it be any more Christmasy!

  • SuperNerdSteve
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:34pm

    yeah nice rims too

  • SirDigbyChknCaesar
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 11:19pm

    RUSTY!

  • bartmaniv
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 11:30pm

    Clark would be so proud!

  • elad34
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 2:31am

    You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it.

  • Gasnia
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:10am

    I just finished watching this movie.

  • NicolBolassy
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:47am

    Mister if I had a rubber hose

  • steve3067
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:49am

    Fixed the newel post!

  • the_batusi
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 4:28am

    Holiday RooOOAAAAOoooaaaOOOOoAAAoooaaAAAAd

  • Ipride362
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 6:10am

    “Shitter’s full.”

  • TheOneMelkor
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 7:01am

    This is something Clark, as in Jeremy Clarkson, would do.

  • Tabasco_Athiest
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 7:35am

    Do they still make station wagons? I've not see one in years.

  • CLARK__W____GRISWOLD
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 10:52am

    Clark:
    Our holidays were always such a mess.

    Clark Sr.:
    Oh, yeah.

    Clark:
    How'd you get through it?

    Clark Sr.:
    I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

  • steve3067
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 3:47am

    Old front wheel drive sled.

  • luv_tummy
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:45pm

    Looks like a “party crasher”

  • reb678
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:47am

    My wife and I saw an RV last week with the plates “Edna”. Ha ha ha.

  • Fuzzmeow
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 2:59am

    You gotta keep the roots on it, keeps it fresher, longer -- AND! if you're lucky, you can re-plant it in your back yard for safe keeping for next year!

  • Wolf-Of-Legend
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:49am

    Learning to camouflage

  • IsaacsBinder
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:16am

    "Hello Mr. Foreman. We have been informed that an illegally cut-down tree was taken to this residence."

  • mackafat
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:38am

    We're the Griswold, Gus.

  • Gunfighterzero
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:04am

    RUSS!

  • enough_shenanigans
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:24am

    That's NOT metallic pea!

  • PozzanMWT
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:50am

    Hey!

    Respect the Roadmaster

  • depreavedindiference
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 9:00am

    I am happy to see they are so environmentally conscientious. After Christmas they clearly are going to return the tree to the ground.

  • sandro55
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 9:13am

    That's not metallic pea!

  • ANTI-Legend
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:58pm

    Gumball's car

  • bisfhcrew
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:42pm

    Best Christmas movie ever

  • KilD3vil
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:18pm

    This guy christmases...

  • Theramusher
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:13pm

    THE LAND YACHT

  • xerocx079
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:07pm

    Is that Dax and Kristen's tree?

  • tmarsvt7
    -10 points Dec 07,2019, 12:48am

    Oh my, so funny. Not.

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Moving out and leaving a surprise. Finally found a purpose for those Spider-Man heads I cut out from some pizza boxes like 3 years ago.

funny

COMMENTS

  • smith1
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 7:08pm

    Amazing :D

  • cdwms
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:24pm

    Awesome!!!

  • DJPhil
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21pm

    Bathroom mirror too!

COMMENTS

  • smith1
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 7:08pm

    Amazing :D

  • cdwms
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:24pm

    Awesome!!!

  • DJPhil
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21pm

    Bathroom mirror too!

  • burninhell2017
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:47pm

    you knew this day would come! 3D chess!

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Seems legitimate...

funny

COMMENTS

  • chaznooget
    10 points Dec 07,2019, 1:55pm

    never thought id see an ae86 get turned in to a lifted pickup

  • jurunjulo
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 3:31pm

    lol is that an old corolla with the back cutoff. it wasn't even a truck to begin with =).

  • randomWebVoice
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 3:00pm

    Let's give 'er the ol' window test

  • ctc_celtic
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 2:24pm

    Looks like they destroyed a Levin, idiots

  • moon_phases13
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 2:22pm

    Seems like a good deal to me

  • mmmlinux
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:49pm

    Id probably rather have this.

  • Ssj5_toast
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21pm

    That poor 86. I guess it was only an automatic, but c'mon, respect.

  • Pickled_Ramaker
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 2:01pm

    Looks like the future to me.

COMMENTS

  • chaznooget
    10 points Dec 07,2019, 1:55pm

    never thought id see an ae86 get turned in to a lifted pickup

  • jurunjulo
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 3:31pm

    lol is that an old corolla with the back cutoff. it wasn't even a truck to begin with =).

  • randomWebVoice
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 3:00pm

    Let's give 'er the ol' window test

  • Tempoplus
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 6:23pm

    Seems legitimate :D

  • ctc_celtic
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 2:24pm

    Looks like they destroyed a Levin, idiots

  • moon_phases13
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 2:22pm

    Seems like a good deal to me

  • mmmlinux
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:49pm

    Id probably rather have this.

  • Ssj5_toast
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21pm

    That poor 86. I guess it was only an automatic, but c'mon, respect.

  • Pickled_Ramaker
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 2:01pm

    Looks like the future to me.

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Awwwwww

funny

COMMENTS

  • comradcharlie
    97 points Dec 07,2019, 7:43am

    LOL! Remember when 103 cops recklessly shot into a UPS van with a hostage driver killing him and also killing a bystander when they fired over 200 rounds at 2 jewelry thrives in a crowded intersection in south Florida??

  • n_g79
    14 points Dec 07,2019, 7:51am

    The fact that he's still there when you open the door and not halfway back to his van, breaks my suspension of disbelief of his inhabitation of the character for me

  • bullettoothjohnny
    23 points Dec 07,2019, 7:44am

    Cops will shoot him too.

  • CalbertCorpse
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 1:15pm

    That is the appropriate use of “mom jeans.” Carry on.

  • WinchesterSipps
    14 points Dec 07,2019, 8:35am

    a combination dog and UPS driver, every cops trigger finger in a 10 mile radius just started itching

  • chaos_zero2
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:53pm

    weirdest porn intro.

  • bitchwholikespancake
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 6:59am

    He did a wonderful job

  • InsaneRicey
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 8:59am

    Am I the only one more obsessed with the fact this door has FOUR hinges?

  • juhbarblton
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 10:59am

    Careful United Puppers Service, the police will take your life to secure stolen corporate jewelry.

  • whatifimthedovahkiin
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:06pm

    Is it just me or does anyone else hate people using dogs as dolls and dress up toys?

  • panosc
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 11:13am

    Cast away #2, intro scene

  • Beartemis
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:03pm

    And the treat ? You own him a great lady

  • halcyonjm
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:18pm

    I expected the door to slowly open as that giant yellow snake thwapped into the room.

  • dascheeseboot
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:26pm

    WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOXXXX???

  • LiLBabushka
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:24pm

    The swat decoy

  • Fritz-fitzgerald
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:26pm

    RIP whatever was in that box

  • Lifeinthebuslanee
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:33pm

    Nooooo !!! ... the door handle is on upside down, that’s all I could look at

  • Diamondjack24
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:45am

    United Puppy Service

  • Bezbro06
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 7:48am

    R/AWW

  • DragonTamer666
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 10:35am

    This would make a great proposal.

  • Hailiums
    -9 points Dec 07,2019, 9:12am

    I hate when people dress up dogs, and I don't much care for small dogs to begin with so this is a miss for me.

COMMENTS

  • comradcharlie
    97 points Dec 07,2019, 7:43am

    LOL! Remember when 103 cops recklessly shot into a UPS van with a hostage driver killing him and also killing a bystander when they fired over 200 rounds at 2 jewelry thrives in a crowded intersection in south Florida??

  • n_g79
    14 points Dec 07,2019, 7:51am

    The fact that he's still there when you open the door and not halfway back to his van, breaks my suspension of disbelief of his inhabitation of the character for me

  • bullettoothjohnny
    23 points Dec 07,2019, 7:44am

    Cops will shoot him too.

  • ALjaguarLink
    18 points Dec 07,2019, 7:15am

    pUPS

  • CalbertCorpse
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 1:15pm

    That is the appropriate use of “mom jeans.” Carry on.

  • WinchesterSipps
    14 points Dec 07,2019, 8:35am

    a combination dog and UPS driver, every cops trigger finger in a 10 mile radius just started itching

  • chaos_zero2
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:53pm

    weirdest porn intro.

  • bitchwholikespancake
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 6:59am

    He did a wonderful job

  • InsaneRicey
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 8:59am

    Am I the only one more obsessed with the fact this door has FOUR hinges?

  • juhbarblton
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 10:59am

    Careful United Puppers Service, the police will take your life to secure stolen corporate jewelry.

  • whatifimthedovahkiin
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:06pm

    Is it just me or does anyone else hate people using dogs as dolls and dress up toys?

  • panosc
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 11:13am

    Cast away #2, intro scene

  • Beartemis
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:03pm

    And the treat ? You own him a great lady

  • halcyonjm
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:18pm

    I expected the door to slowly open as that giant yellow snake thwapped into the room.

  • dascheeseboot
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:26pm

    WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOXXXX???

  • LiLBabushka
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:24pm

    The swat decoy

  • Fritz-fitzgerald
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:26pm

    RIP whatever was in that box

  • Lifeinthebuslanee
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:33pm

    Nooooo !!! ... the door handle is on upside down, that’s all I could look at

  • Diamondjack24
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:45am

    United Puppy Service

  • Bezbro06
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 7:48am

    R/AWW

  • DragonTamer666
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 10:35am

    This would make a great proposal.

  • Hailiums
    -9 points Dec 07,2019, 9:12am

    I hate when people dress up dogs, and I don't much care for small dogs to begin with so this is a miss for me.

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Spotted this at the job site

funny

COMMENTS

  • hrg0891
    19 points Dec 06,2019, 1:45pm

    So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

  • lundah
    13 points Dec 06,2019, 4:11pm

    Spaceballs: the Reddit post.

  • Draynrha
    8 points Dec 06,2019, 2:22pm

    Good old Spaceball. That was an amazing movie!

  • aradiohead
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 5:34pm

    When will then be now?

  • InsertNameLater
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:45pm

    Physical security at its finest

  • bluedawgie
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:45pm

    He wants you to steal his luggage

  • ecoboom2015
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 5:47pm

    This makes me happy.

  • noseringirl
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 6:19pm

    Ludicrous speed, GO!

COMMENTS

  • hrg0891
    19 points Dec 06,2019, 1:45pm

    So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

  • lundah
    13 points Dec 06,2019, 4:11pm

    Spaceballs: the Reddit post.

  • Draynrha
    8 points Dec 06,2019, 2:22pm

    Good old Spaceball. That was an amazing movie!

  • athurd
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 1:53pm

    Remind me to change my combination

  • aradiohead
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 5:34pm

    When will then be now?

  • InsertNameLater
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:45pm

    Physical security at its finest

  • bluedawgie
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:45pm

    He wants you to steal his luggage

  • ecoboom2015
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 5:47pm

    This makes me happy.

  • noseringirl
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 6:19pm

    Ludicrous speed, GO!

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Merry Christmas...from...just me

funny

COMMENTS

  • Karim2005karim
    295 points Dec 06,2019, 11:54am

    yes this is fine

  • aposii
    125 points Dec 06,2019, 12:42pm

    but who took the picture?

  • Stratalogical
    79 points Dec 06,2019, 12:50pm

    If you look very closely, you can see that it's actually 1 person in that photo.

  • Alice8Ft
    20 points Dec 06,2019, 12:46pm

    Why are the pants on backwards?

  • Q_about_a_thing
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 1:54pm

    "But who took the picture?"

    Seriously. You haven't heard of a timer on a camera? Tripod?

  • kangarooninjadonuts
    25 points Dec 06,2019, 12:42pm

    Booty.

  • Lindt_Licker
    24 points Dec 06,2019, 1:00pm

    I like the boots. What are they?

  • Hippey31
    9 points Dec 06,2019, 12:39pm

    That's my fetish.

  • Goddess_Sekh
    15 points Dec 06,2019, 12:45pm

    2019 Gender Fluid Christmas Card.

  • Szpartan
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 12:50pm

    Those look pretty brand new. Think the dude left in a hurry?

  • zaluzu
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:36pm

    Who take the picture?

  • herewhereeverywhere
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:55pm

    It obviously fake at first glance because the front of the shoes aren't pressed to the ground or my dude has some small as af feet.

  • chamtrain1
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:56pm

    You might end up with a significant other after sending out that postcard.

  • KHR1
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 1:06pm

    Where did you get those man pants & boots then?

  • jmoda
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:13pm

    Found a new fetish

  • GuybrushThreepweird
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:27pm

    No worries. Self partnering is a thing now.

  • KapnKrumpin
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:30pm

    But who took the picture, though?

  • GustaveLeBron
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:35pm

    Me on Dec 25th.

  • geographicSpot
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:36pm

    finally. my exact kink. THANK YOU.

  • HettySwollocks
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:41pm

    Who's behind that curtain!

  • TrusMeImADoctor
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:48pm
  • BrigGenMordecaiGist
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:48pm

    Those are Red Wing boots.

  • gahidus
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:52pm

    She's single by choice!

  • JackOscar
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:52pm

    Wow, that's such a clever idea, never seen this before!

  • Eanna_87
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:53pm

    Nthwy had us in the first half

  • wileydan
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:56pm

    Which of your cats took this photo?

  • Sarcasmenaut
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:56pm

    So thats what all those yoga poses are for

  • Iealml
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:58pm

    Did you also sing it?

  • angry_baptist
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:59pm

    What shoe size do you buy for your fake boyfriend?

  • andyjcw
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:59pm

    awful tat And why bother with with the card ? Everyone has to try and be smart nowadays. Just live your life, No need to try and entertain others.

  • JG82
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 2:00pm

    Merry Christmas! From me! ❤

  • state1001
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:14pm

    Awwwww how sad

  • MaestroPendejo
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:13pm

    I like this lady. Great sense of humor.

  • A_8_8_8
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:50pm

    Is that a tattoo or really bad skin??

  • Roofdancer
    -18 points Dec 06,2019, 1:24pm

    As a guy loaded with fetishes - that's how a tattoo can kill an otherwise attractive look

  • GraniteRogue
    -14 points Dec 06,2019, 12:14pm

    I feel like she should be in a thong for the photo to make it more funny

  • JoseVrewar
    -15 points Dec 06,2019, 12:43pm

    Next idea: just take a pic of that sweet bum next to the wreath and it'll be a Very Merry Christmas.

  • Kams4547
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:53pm

    Well there was someone taking the picture

  • surfingjesus
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:55pm

    Damn this is sad.

  • Nater420retaN
    -1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:55pm

    Sad and pathetic.

  • Souperplex
    -10 points Dec 06,2019, 1:44pm

    We're not even a week into December, hold off on posting Christmas shit.

  • bexxy2291
    -4 points Dec 06,2019, 1:02pm

    1qs 1 zplaea

COMMENTS

  • Karim2005karim
    295 points Dec 06,2019, 11:54am

    yes this is fine

  • aposii
    125 points Dec 06,2019, 12:42pm

    but who took the picture?

  • Stratalogical
    79 points Dec 06,2019, 12:50pm

    If you look very closely, you can see that it's actually 1 person in that photo.

  • PM_Me_Your_Ass_Feet
    138 points Dec 06,2019, 12:37pm

    She’s got some great legs. And man arm legs too.

  • Alice8Ft
    20 points Dec 06,2019, 12:46pm

    Why are the pants on backwards?

  • Q_about_a_thing
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 1:54pm

    "But who took the picture?"

    Seriously. You haven't heard of a timer on a camera? Tripod?

  • kangarooninjadonuts
    25 points Dec 06,2019, 12:42pm

    Booty.

  • Lindt_Licker
    24 points Dec 06,2019, 1:00pm

    I like the boots. What are they?

  • Hippey31
    9 points Dec 06,2019, 12:39pm

    That's my fetish.

  • Goddess_Sekh
    15 points Dec 06,2019, 12:45pm

    2019 Gender Fluid Christmas Card.

  • Szpartan
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 12:50pm

    Those look pretty brand new. Think the dude left in a hurry?

  • zaluzu
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:36pm

    Who take the picture?

  • herewhereeverywhere
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:55pm

    It obviously fake at first glance because the front of the shoes aren't pressed to the ground or my dude has some small as af feet.

  • chamtrain1
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:56pm

    You might end up with a significant other after sending out that postcard.

  • KHR1
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 1:06pm

    Where did you get those man pants & boots then?

  • jmoda
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 1:13pm

    Found a new fetish

  • GuybrushThreepweird
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:27pm

    No worries. Self partnering is a thing now.

  • KapnKrumpin
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:30pm

    But who took the picture, though?

  • GustaveLeBron
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:35pm

    Me on Dec 25th.

  • geographicSpot
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:36pm

    finally. my exact kink. THANK YOU.

  • HettySwollocks
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:41pm

    Who's behind that curtain!

  • TrusMeImADoctor
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:48pm
  • BrigGenMordecaiGist
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:48pm

    Those are Red Wing boots.

  • gahidus
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:52pm

    She's single by choice!

  • JackOscar
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:52pm

    Wow, that's such a clever idea, never seen this before!

  • Eanna_87
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:53pm

    Nthwy had us in the first half

  • wileydan
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:56pm

    Which of your cats took this photo?

  • Sarcasmenaut
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:56pm

    So thats what all those yoga poses are for

  • Iealml
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:58pm

    Did you also sing it?

  • angry_baptist
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:59pm

    What shoe size do you buy for your fake boyfriend?

  • andyjcw
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:59pm

    awful tat And why bother with with the card ? Everyone has to try and be smart nowadays. Just live your life, No need to try and entertain others.

  • JG82
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 2:00pm

    Merry Christmas! From me! ❤

  • state1001
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:14pm

    Awwwww how sad

  • MaestroPendejo
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:13pm

    I like this lady. Great sense of humor.

  • A_8_8_8
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:50pm

    Is that a tattoo or really bad skin??

  • Roofdancer
    -18 points Dec 06,2019, 1:24pm

    As a guy loaded with fetishes - that's how a tattoo can kill an otherwise attractive look

  • GraniteRogue
    -14 points Dec 06,2019, 12:14pm

    I feel like she should be in a thong for the photo to make it more funny

  • JoseVrewar
    -15 points Dec 06,2019, 12:43pm

    Next idea: just take a pic of that sweet bum next to the wreath and it'll be a Very Merry Christmas.

  • Kams4547
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:53pm

    Well there was someone taking the picture

  • surfingjesus
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 1:55pm

    Damn this is sad.

  • Nater420retaN
    -1 points Dec 06,2019, 1:55pm

    Sad and pathetic.

  • Souperplex
    -10 points Dec 06,2019, 1:44pm

    We're not even a week into December, hold off on posting Christmas shit.

  • bexxy2291
    -4 points Dec 06,2019, 1:02pm

    1qs 1 zplaea

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rules are rules

funny

COMMENTS

  • RamsesThePigeon
    47 points Dec 05,2019, 9:07am

    "In that case, Santa, I want to get nothing."

    "That's... right, you're getting nothing, like I said."

    "But now that I've asked for it, you'll be giving me what I want."

    "... You're being very naughty right now."

    "Oh, what, an application of basic logic is naughty?"

    "Fine. Fine. You get something for Christmas, then."

    "Yay! What do I get?!"

    "Nothing. It's what you wanted, right?"

  • nightfox5523
    7 points Dec 05,2019, 12:42pm

    So now the stupid little brother will learn about a little thing called mutually assured destruction when she asks santa to give him nothing too.

COMMENTS

  • RamsesThePigeon
    47 points Dec 05,2019, 9:07am

    "In that case, Santa, I want to get nothing."

    "That's... right, you're getting nothing, like I said."

    "But now that I've asked for it, you'll be giving me what I want."

    "... You're being very naughty right now."

    "Oh, what, an application of basic logic is naughty?"

    "Fine. Fine. You get something for Christmas, then."

    "Yay! What do I get?!"

    "Nothing. It's what you wanted, right?"

  • nightfox5523
    7 points Dec 05,2019, 12:42pm

    So now the stupid little brother will learn about a little thing called mutually assured destruction when she asks santa to give him nothing too.