" "The I in team is hidden in the A-hole." - Michael scot " - Maaikkii
As the oldest of 6, I can say that this is accurate.
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I think that’s Gary Oldman in there
I dont see donnie brasco. Or cry baby.
-Which Johnny Depp character do you want to cosplay as?
Don't let Tim Burton see this. The results would be ... sticky
I see Edward scissor hands, jack sparrow, and Raoul Duke from fear and loathing. What else is there?
Captain scissorhands Sparrow
The ribbon is for mad hatter, right?
no benny and joon
What's the sheriff star for
I want to live this guys life!
Efficient use of resources.
That’s actually really cool
Where his third arm
Don’t see Sweeney Todd
What's the camera from? Also the non scissor fingers?
Attach an empty bag of Doritos for a little 'Secret Window' reference
Why isn't he dead inside of a waterbed?
Johnny Depp 😍
Haha that’s colonel gaddafi
“I don’t see the undercover cop cameo he did in 21 Jump Street”... give the dude some credit here! He went deep with Depp
Thought those were bagpipes for a minute.
What characters are the camera and flag football referring to?
He has reached his perfect form and has conquered the sun
He was actually cosplaying as the actual Johnny Depp and just got so drunk he mixed up his wardrobe.
Where’s the crop-top from nightmare on elm street?
wheres willy wonka doh
And now we know why the rums gone.
Where's Charlie and the chocolate factory ???
Johnny Adept in every role
Needs more Duke.
The only thing that would make this better, is if this actually Johnny Depp.
I don’t see a flood of blood so he’s definitely not his character from Nightmare on Elm St.
I don't see Gilbert grape?
No love for the demon barber of Fleet Street
The cosplay equivalent to Joey wearing Chandlers clothes.
Is that obama
Stupid fucking white man
Sorry, but he didnt include his best work, Diamond Jim
The German class needs Grumpy Cat saying, "fröhliche weihnachten!"
🎵The least knobby dot🎵
I thought the doors were tall for a moment
Noël, not Noel.
I WANNA WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
English teacher taking the picture
THE CAT DOES NOT SPEAK
Hello fellow kids! Look at this hip new meemee!
Soviet anthem plays
It's "Joyeux Noël" and not "Joyeux Noel".
Spanish teacher thicc
This is great teaching. I loved this on multiple levels
Yeah, we Pyrenee-ded that.
I will never get tired of this!
They forgot the tréma accent mark for the French class. Joyeux Noël is the correct way.
Its funny how im spanish and french
Awww, you ladies rock!
It's supposed to be Felíz with the í 😂
Can somebody who speaks Spanish please explain the joke. I want to haha but no comprende
Ça c'est des belles portes en tout cas.
Feliz navidad = happy christmas
This is not okie dokie
I would hang your Spanish teacher but I wouldn't bang your French teacher.
These bathroom signs are getting more and more cryptic..
This guy would bring so much joy to soo many this holiday season just driving around like that all month.
"....its not going in our yard Russ...it's going in our living room."
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
SHITTER WAS FULL
Dad? Did you bring a saw?
Looks great, little full, lotta sap.
Hey Griswold! Where you think you're going to fit a tree that big?
Do you hear it?!
It's a funny, squeaky sound!
I USED TO HAVE A ROADMASTER. 5.7L V8 what an underrated carThat backwards bench mmmmmm
Oh my gosh. Christmas Vacation is my all time favorite movie. I work at a Christmas tree farm. Today I saw a station wagon very similar to this one in the parking lot. I thought I was going to get to take a picture like this. And then they had the nerve to load it inside of the car instead of on top of it. 😑
Eddie, If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.
“Why’s the floor wetTOD? I don’t know MARGO”
It's not going in the yard Russ...
The mighty Roadmaster could tow 7,000 pounds with the proper accessories. It also had a detuned Corvette engine. Also, Dax Shephard owns a modified one with a supercharged LSA engine.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
'take it Russ!'
Ahh the Buick Roadmaster... Perfect for tree transportation.
the tree should be facing the other way, trunk first. when the branches open up, the wind resistance is going to push it off of the roof
That there’s what we call an RV.
She'll look later honey, her eyes are frozen
“Is Rusty still in the Navy?”
"Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!"
"Looks great. Little full, lotta sap."
"I'm sorry, this is our families first kidnapping."
"Is your house on fire, Clark?"
I imagine they used a Buick because there probably isn’t a running Ford Taurus wagon left on the planet.
Could it be any more Christmasy!
yeah nice rims too
Clark would be so proud!
You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it.
I just finished watching this movie.
Mister if I had a rubber hose
Fixed the newel post!
This is something Clark, as in Jeremy Clarkson, would do.
Do they still make station wagons? I've not see one in years.
Clark:Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr.:Oh, yeah.
Clark:How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr.:I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
Old front wheel drive sled.
Looks like a “party crasher”
My wife and I saw an RV last week with the plates “Edna”. Ha ha ha.
You gotta keep the roots on it, keeps it fresher, longer -- AND! if you're lucky, you can re-plant it in your back yard for safe keeping for next year!
Learning to camouflage
"Hello Mr. Foreman. We have been informed that an illegally cut-down tree was taken to this residence."
We're the Griswold, Gus.
That's NOT metallic pea!
Respect the Roadmaster
I am happy to see they are so environmentally conscientious. After Christmas they clearly are going to return the tree to the ground.
That's not metallic pea!
Best Christmas movie ever
This guy christmases...
THE LAND YACHT
Is that Dax and Kristen's tree?
Oh my, so funny. Not.
Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bathroom mirror too!
you knew this day would come! 3D chess!
never thought id see an ae86 get turned in to a lifted pickup
lol is that an old corolla with the back cutoff. it wasn't even a truck to begin with =).
Let's give 'er the ol' window test
Looks like they destroyed a Levin, idiots
Seems like a good deal to me
Id probably rather have this.
That poor 86. I guess it was only an automatic, but c'mon, respect.
Looks like the future to me.
Seems legitimate :D
LOL! Remember when 103 cops recklessly shot into a UPS van with a hostage driver killing him and also killing a bystander when they fired over 200 rounds at 2 jewelry thrives in a crowded intersection in south Florida??
The fact that he's still there when you open the door and not halfway back to his van, breaks my suspension of disbelief of his inhabitation of the character for me
Cops will shoot him too.
That is the appropriate use of “mom jeans.” Carry on.
a combination dog and UPS driver, every cops trigger finger in a 10 mile radius just started itching
weirdest porn intro.
He did a wonderful job
Am I the only one more obsessed with the fact this door has FOUR hinges?
Careful United Puppers Service, the police will take your life to secure stolen corporate jewelry.
Is it just me or does anyone else hate people using dogs as dolls and dress up toys?
Cast away #2, intro scene
And the treat ? You own him a great lady
I expected the door to slowly open as that giant yellow snake thwapped into the room.
WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOXXXX???
The swat decoy
RIP whatever was in that box
Nooooo !!! ... the door handle is on upside down, that’s all I could look at
United Puppy Service
This would make a great proposal.
I hate when people dress up dogs, and I don't much care for small dogs to begin with so this is a miss for me.
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Spaceballs: the Reddit post.
Good old Spaceball. That was an amazing movie!
When will then be now?
Physical security at its finest
He wants you to steal his luggage
This makes me happy.
Ludicrous speed, GO!
Remind me to change my combination
yes this is fine
but who took the picture?
If you look very closely, you can see that it's actually 1 person in that photo.
Why are the pants on backwards?
"But who took the picture?"
Seriously. You haven't heard of a timer on a camera? Tripod?
I like the boots. What are they?
That's my fetish.
2019 Gender Fluid Christmas Card.
Those look pretty brand new. Think the dude left in a hurry?
Who take the picture?
It obviously fake at first glance because the front of the shoes aren't pressed to the ground or my dude has some small as af feet.
You might end up with a significant other after sending out that postcard.
Where did you get those man pants & boots then?
Found a new fetish
No worries. Self partnering is a thing now.
But who took the picture, though?
Me on Dec 25th.
finally. my exact kink. THANK YOU.
Who's behind that curtain!
Those are Red Wing boots.
She's single by choice!
Wow, that's such a clever idea, never seen this before!
Nthwy had us in the first half
Which of your cats took this photo?
So thats what all those yoga poses are for
Did you also sing it?
What shoe size do you buy for your fake boyfriend?
awful tat And why bother with with the card ? Everyone has to try and be smart nowadays. Just live your life, No need to try and entertain others.
Merry Christmas! From me! ❤
Awwwww how sad
I like this lady. Great sense of humor.
Is that a tattoo or really bad skin??
As a guy loaded with fetishes - that's how a tattoo can kill an otherwise attractive look
I feel like she should be in a thong for the photo to make it more funny
Next idea: just take a pic of that sweet bum next to the wreath and it'll be a Very Merry Christmas.
Well there was someone taking the picture
Damn this is sad.
Sad and pathetic.
We're not even a week into December, hold off on posting Christmas shit.
1qs 1 zplaea
She’s got some great legs. And man arm legs too.
"In that case, Santa, I want to get nothing."
"That's... right, you're getting nothing, like I said."
"But now that I've asked for it, you'll be giving me what I want."
"... You're being very naughty right now."
"Oh, what, an application of basic logic is naughty?"
"Fine. Fine. You get something for Christmas, then."
"Yay! What do I get?!"
"Nothing. It's what you wanted, right?"
So now the stupid little brother will learn about a little thing called mutually assured destruction when she asks santa to give him nothing too.
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