No matter how many times I block their fucken number
I like the ones about “student loan forgiveness.” Yes, forgive me for those loans I don’t have
Everyone's laughing at the message - meanwhile I'm trying to find out why the urinal water is pink
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I think you might have the wrong phone number
You have the wrong phone number
You. Have. Wrong. Phone number.
they hang up
I worked for one of these call centers for like a week they were such fucking assholes. They would pressure you to trick people into thinking you were calling from the cars manufacturer and to really go after old people. One guy was bragging about selling a warranty to some mentally challenged dude an extended warranty for his moms car with her credit card. You have to ask them to put you on the do not call list in those words, only way they are legally obligated to take you off.
This is the perfect combination of funny and irritating.
Good God I get like 12 of those calls a week all from numbers that start with my same area code and prefix.
Whoever peed there is very dehydrated
No, no, mr. Extended car warranty no here"
I'm always winning a trip to Jamacia
No no not here too 😪
The student loan ones were asinine. I don’t even have student loans!
I tell them they have reached consumer legal services and I charge $15 per minute. They usually hang up.
OH MY GAAAAAWWWWDDD, I hate those calls about car warranty's. Thankfully it stopped, and got replaced by another about Medicaid.....weeee.
I always ask "which car" it sends them in to a fatal error loop "would you like to hear the options?" Which car?
I always try to answer super excited and hear their whole spiel. Then I say, "I didn't even realize I had a warranty on my 97 camry!" And they hang up immediately.
I occassionally troll them about my electric car. I ask specific questions about the engine, transmission, starter, alternator, timing belt, exhaust, gas tank, hoses and belts. My car has none of these parts.
I answer all of these scam calls now just to waste their time. If I'm off then I'm just sitting there playing video games. I was shout casting my shitty gameplay one day and the guy seemed genuinely interested until the game ended and he just went back to trying to scam me. I may have told him if I win I'll give him the real info
Why is the liquid in the urinal red?
When I get those calls I wait till I get a real person on the phone and then scream in their ear.
Last time they called me I told them I had a 97 Toyota, they said it was to old. So I told them I have an 86 Ford F-150, this was apparently also to old. Then I told them I have a 82 Pinto and they hung up on me. This was 4 months ago and have not been called since where they used to call every couple of weeks.
I’m waiting to see that from Home Advisor. Those fuckers are persistent.
Has no credit cards: "were calling about your Visa/Master Card account" faaaak!
i keep getting these calls too they started a couple days ago
This is so funny damn near pissed myself.
Haha everyday. These fuckers must be retarded
Meanwhile I’m staring at the color of that urine, very concerned
At certain car dealers: "WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TRIAL OF SIRRIUS/XM?"
Texas crematorium you kill em we grill em, how may I direct your call?
At least his urine is still pink and he doesn't require transmission fluid change
Who knew the robots would take over by annoying us to death?
Whoever forgot to flush needs to go see a doctor.
Why is the pee red?
I work at a call center and got a direct dial to my extension. Answered and it was the fucking car warranty people. HOW DID YOU FIND ME
Jokes on them, I rarely use a public restroom.
My favorite was the mailer I got last year about an extended warranty on my '97 Civic
....and that blood in your urine.
What’s funny is when you ask what SPECIFIC company they work for they hang up on you >->
I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver- your hands only...
Let’s see here...
There’s a new museum opening up in Dawnstar, the owner has asked me to hand out invitations to travelers.
Looks like that’s it, got to go!
I always tell them I own a car that doesn’t exist like a 2019 Pegassi Zantorno.
How many Final Notice letters can they possibly send me...
only thing more obnoxious... Sirius fucking radio
Wow, in this economy it seems that E. Mutt had to get a job.
This must be an American thing. Am Canadian and have never received a call re this. From West Jet on the other hand...
I feel this so deep right now
I just yell and say,”MY CAR IS A HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, THE DAMN THING IS 60 YEARS OLD, THERES NO WARRANTY, NOW FUCK OFF”
20 year old car with almost 250k miles. Nobody will provide a warranty for that.
After trying to block these for months, I finally just started answering excitedly. I give them a vehicle make and model and they patch me through to another company trying to sell the warranty. They are usually mad that I've wasted their time and i respond by saying "perhaps you shouldn't do business with people who waste my time". I hope they eventually stop this bizarre practice.
HI I HEAR YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT IS THAT RIGHT
I just got 8 of these 2 days ago... 8 in a friggen day...
If I get one more spam call from India, I'm going to go back in time and beat Gandhi to death when he was a baby.
I'd be more concerned about the bloody looking urine than the graffiti on the urinal.
"Your cars extended warranty."
Dude I drive a 2000 grand prix It's not had a warrenty in nearly 20 fucking years.
"Hello my name is Peter Adams" with the thickest Indian accent imaginable
I hate those calls. I don't even own a damn car!
I don't even own a car!
Oh so I wasn't the only one. That shit's been driving me crazy.
I am waiting for Costco to do this to me regarding the upgraded membership
Have t had a warranty pitch it just yesterday my social security number was suspended for suspicious activity.
Anyone else concerned that the pee is red?
Shouldn't there be an apostrophe? "Car's extended warranty."
We’ve been trying to reach you about a repost...
The best thing you can do is string them along for as long as possible. Ask a lot of questions and about any “premium packages”. When it’s time for them to ask about payment, say hold on let me find my wallet. Then you put your phone on mute and set it aside for as long as possible.
I own an electric car and investigated the cost of using a gasoline powered small generator to recharge it. I was surprised to find that depending on the generator, a U.S. gallon of gas in the generator was roughly equivalent to an extra 25 miles in the electric car, similar to what an internal combustion car would get.
In my opinion a worthwhile accessory to have in case of emergencies.
Guys. Guys. What if we put the generator in the trunk? We could drive the electric car without ever running out of battery!
Those cars can equip a range booster, which is a gas engine that charges its battery. Very green.
It's like a vegan eating meat... because he's out of vegetables and would otherwise die.
So much for saving money for not ticking that gas engine option to recharge batteries.
It's funny, don't get me wrong. But in the case of electric cars and vegans, a little is still better than a lot.
What do you think powers the electrical companies?
This is why you should buy a Tesla and not an i3
Most of the power plants that produce electricity for these cars run on fossil-fuels anyway.
Gotta do what you gotta do to survive
Just need to find a current bush to plug into
Well, Alabama, that's a start.
I read this to the tune of 'Like a virgin.'
thats got to be the most inefficient and polluting way to drive a car.
All electric cars are powered by your local grid. Your local grid is likely coal. Coal is the predominant energy source in America.
how do you think electricity is created?
The advantage of an electric car is the option to choose how to make the electricity.
A vegan that eats fish
Are there not any solar cells that you can buy and set up in lieu of that generator and get the same charge?
That's still what's happening when you plug into the wall, there's just a company between you and the bigger generators on the other end.
All i see is a mean face on that car thus perpetuating accuracy of the title
Or more like a girl thinking that anal sex allows her to keep her virginity.
I actually was on a car lot the other day and they had one of those BMW i3's. Checked it out inside and it honestly didn't feel like I was sitting in a car.
I would be worried about how "clean" the output from the generator was, because it would suck to have a dirty output kill the battery in my fancy electric car and then have the manufacturer deny my warranty due to improper charging practices.
Precisely why I'm still driving a gas engine car today...................hybrids/electrics have a looooooong way to go to mature in the technology/market before I'll trust one. By maturity I mean: 1) I can fully charge the vehicle in less than 10 minutes (about the same amount of time to fill a gas tank), 2) I can replace parts myself with widely available aftermarket parts in my own garage, no special technicians to do it for me, 3) prices come down to where an electric/hybrid sedan starts at $17,000. Once those can all be achieved, then I'll consider talking to a dealer.
Naw, it's like a vegan that fertilizes their garden with meat.
Its like fertilizing their vegetable crops with animal carcass slurry
Not unless the car tells you the first time you drive it it's an electric car.
Still, it’s using considerably less gasoline than a non electric vehicle. The problem it the generator has to be towed by a 15 mile /gal. Truck.
Vegetarian & eggs.
In all seriousness, electric cars are not inherently more green than a gas car, but CAN BE. You can't fill up your gas car with gas that doesn't emit CO2, but you can charge your electric car with power from say a nuclear fusion reactor down the line. So yea, right now you might end up just as bad or even worse with carbon emissions than a gas car, but down the line is when the electric car can shine
A guy I work with has an electric car and his electric bill is about triple mine each month
Thing is, most of these cars run on coal whether they ignore it or not...
Oil comes from dead plant matter from millions of years ago.
Naw, strap that sucka on the roof and you got a hybrid!
Link to buy many?
I read this in a juicy j voice bitch SHUDTHUFUCUP!
Most Redditors vs Real Life confrontation
Every mammal is a badass until they have to fight a dinosaur
Like a keyboard warrior…
Aww such a cute doggo
I like how the chickens don’t care either way.
LET ME AT EM! LET ME AT EM!
1st half: Doggo: I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!
2nd:Doggo: Just kidding! Lemme out
I’ve made a huge mistake Micheal.
"I'm not chugging beer! I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a Smorgasvein, and it's elegantly cultural!" Good quote
That looks like a cross between Cartman and Randy. He's put on a few.
Ahhh gotta love the weegies
Craft beer is shit. Give me mass produced anodyne lager any day!
It's funny because it's true.
Jesus those other two look terrible.
This the type of shit that get you repeatedly slapped in the back of the head around my buddies.
Hope that he's a redneck ^^
Stupid question,but didn't he apply suncream on his head.
Is that sunrise or sunset?
maybe I'll shave my face
Should have fedora’d it up.
You cropped the beard! How could you?
Please remove your hat.
well at least he didnt shave the face like those other two did.
hat head confirmed
raise one's thumb.
He's wearing his skin hat
Photoshop, there is no light reflection on "s" unlike on letters before and after it
I mean, isn’t that what they always were? Or did my childhood differ from most?
Been there, the queues are a pain in the ass.
Must be a Federal Government department store...
Those fisting rooms... real pain in the @ss huh?
Right next to the ass register. Lol
How did this go through?
What if this is what it said in every Target, but no one cared to pay attention to it until now? I mean, have you seen Target shoppers?
Did you go in??
I the back hole-way.
Is the entrance for it in the back?
Fisting in public is sometimes forbidden and frowned upon..I am glad stores are now accommodating..
It will fit eventually
Rent your own DIY porno space.
And, judging by the image, with a first hanger no less
I never paid attention, guess this is why my ass hurts after trying on button down shirts..
“Hey Dave we having anymore Ts”
“Nah just an S”
target is getting really open minded
Identified this target branch. It’s at pike street in Seattle Downtown
I think I see these on r/holdthemoan
Seriously? How dumb Can you be to post it anyway?
Hopefully this is beside Mr. Lube.
Till you do that a couple glasses in and forget it’s there, then stain the fuck out of your carpet
Do you drink by lifting your knee to your mouth?
Yeah until your drunk ass forgets and tries to stand up, KAREN!
It’s the red wine over white carpet that looks stupid
If it is liable to fail at any moment it's still stupid though.
Until you habitually uncross your legs without thinking.
Well, I am a geezer, and the notion of buying jeans that are already ripped is immediately stupid to me. Later using them as a wine holder is fine...
Boots with the toes cut out are trashy, i wouldnt say stupid tho.😁
Either way, those jeans are still stupid.
Those jeans are stupid.
And then something scares you or your pet comes over and tries to jump on your lap
I know a lot of people who would need a trigger warning for this picture.
open-toe boots? really?
No, that's pretty stupid.
It’s still a shitty excuse to rip of a pair of jeans.
I love the formerly white carpeting in the background, great pre-shot.
Id be more worried about the torn jeans and opened toed shoes combo.
No, it's still stupid.
Functional, but stupid.
Two words: Dick Table
if you buy your pants with that much 'wear' in them - I consider you gullible at minimum. Plus doesn't doing them mess up 'the look' -
If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.
If it looks stupid, but it works, it's still stupid, and you got lucky
Have done this. Just remember to not move. Not a good idea in the long run. And no, i didn't stain the carpet, my brain stopped me a split second before disaster. Which was a surprise for all of us.
I hate this "saying"!
Remember the dude on youtube who cuts his hedges with a chainsaw at the end of a rope by swiging it around.. it works but it's damn stupid.
link : https://youtu.be/gO9M90fdZDA
until someone kicks your foot...
No, it's definitely stupid. Referencing the torn jeans.
Nah it looks stupid looks like an pain in the ass to take out and put it back in.
It’s just stupid looking
I do this all the time
You'll find out it's stupid when you stand up ;)
That thing don’t work
Ohhhh so that is what holes are for
What if I have shaking leg syndrome?
If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
That's why this is still stupid.
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THIS. IS. GLORIOUS.
Forget it's there, then stand up
Having to pull it out of your jeans everytime you want a drink is pretty stupid. So yes, it's still stupid.
I feel like this is a challenge for u/rightcoastguyto solve
I'll have to pull my one pair out of the closet, and make the hole bigger!
hope you don't mess up
Ahhhh shit, you ripped your jeans. Hate it when that happens.
How to spill wine on yourself and your light colored carpet: a tutorial by this drunk lady
Until you get up and forget that it's there
My wife does this with the apple tv remote when on the couch so we don't lose it between the cushions.
Buying ripped jeans is stupid.
Less sure about that than I used to be.
See, we have a problem here called “yellowflies”. Only a few weeks each year, but they bite hard, and HURT. Since they hunt by sight repellents are not effective.
University studies say they favor dark colors; conflicting reports say dark blue or black are most attractive.
They go after movement. The traditional way to thin them out is to coat a black object like a beachball with a gooey, sticky stuff called “tanglefoot” and hang from a branch using a string. The flies see the ball sway in the breeze, land, and die when caught in the goo.
This has very limited success, say the studies, because the flies don’t really go for things that just sway in space, else they would be attacking all sorts of branches and so forth instead of things with blood. They want something that moves from one place to another, like a walking animal. Also, they tend to go for the highest point (though they will also bite legs or anywhere else). So, take that ball and attach to your riding lawn mower on a tall stick, and clean up!
Except this does not work in practice either, because the mower throws up chaff and dust, and pretty soon the ball is coated in crud and does not work.
So, think I, this is an opportunity to invent a better device, sell it, and make literally dozens of dollars!
What I need is a very tall top-hat, maybe three feet or so. Coat the tall part in goo, and leave the brim for taking it on and off. Walk around and flies that target me go for the hat, and die! I make said hat. I paint the left side dark blue and the right side black, so I can determine for myself which color is best, and the next hat will be all of that color.
Unfortunately, I have difficulty sizing the cardboard tube to exactly fit my head, and it is either be too small and tends to tip off, or too big and slides down to rest on my shoulders.
I realize this is a feature, not a bug! I go for too big, since this has the added advantage of providing cardboard yellowfly-proof armor for my neck and ears; just cut a hole to see out of. Proceed to test.
Wife watches me for a short while and observes that, even if this works perfectly, walking around in a ½ blue, ½ black, 3 foot tall cardboard top hat sitting on my shoulders with eyeholes, covered in flypaper-goo and hopefully dead flies, may have too much “looks stupid” to overcome the “but it works! part.”
Next level ish
U til you stand up... Durrr
How the hell are you gonna check on your Hungarian slaves in the basement without spilling some on the carpet?
Ripped jeans are stupid. Your idea was stupid before they even exist.
*Gets up to go to the toilet and the wine goes on the carpet **looks down *GOD DAMN IT! I already had my period this month whyy
First time I’ve ever been tempted to buy pre ripped jeans
Open toe heels, so sexy 🤪
That red wine precariously perched over that white carpet is giving me so much anxiety right now.
Proton cannon! Hyper combo finish!
The guy jumping around in the back acted like he could actually see the canon
This gif is very, very, very old.
Question what game is being referenced?
Looks like the kid coming in from the left at the end is saying "Toasty!".
This is pretty fucking great lmao
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Bonner high school in the wrestling/rowing gym
Holy shit.. is it 2013 again :)
Original if anyone cares
Anyone have the original?
When she puts her finger in my butt when I'm cumming
Haven’t seen this since vine!
One of the best I've seen.
They’re mostly dead people!
I think we just saw his final form
You could go with this, or you could go with that
Reminds me of old flash games like commando
Damn I havent seen this gif in so long.
Bruhhhhh I've been looking for this gif forever.
In case someone else was also thinking about the song, here you go.
YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKIN' INFINITE?!
I could watch this for hours
I love this, how long did it take to edit?
Please take my up vote
Black people are so neat.
Watching this quickly at first I thought it was from the History channel. (Bottom right)
Wow that just threw me back a bunch of years....lol.
Seriously, with them nano tech from Wakanda I would really thought Tony would use this iconic move from MvC as a trump card against Thano's army and ship in end game. Turning his suit into a cannon obliterating half of Thano's army in doing so draining almost his reactor core.
I’d like to see the full version of this, it’s awesome.
This is fucking glorious
Oh look a deer, ima just......
That was perfect.
Pretty sure I fought her at the end of Final Fantasy 8.
She's found a way to wear literally anything she wants and no one bats an eye. I show up to work looking like a power rangers villain and I get fired. She wakes up and says 'i want to wear Kermit the frog today' and she does.
I envy that kind of freedom
You know, of all the in the spotlight pop singers/musicians, Lady Gaga is the only I'd most like to hang out with. She seems like a fun mix of down to earth/good person, and quirky/fun/weird as fuck.
Can't tell if she's out to steal 101 puppies or summon goldar
I expelled air at irregular intervals
This made me physically laugh
Hey! It's Madonna Manson.
Is it okay to not care for Lady Gaga without getting downvoted for a simple opinion? She has a great voice...
I will get you, power rangers! If it's the last thing I do....
No clue on the sauce.Just randomly saw it on imgur and posted the direct link here
Gaga there, about to make a fine trade...
Do you have those studded leather horns in black leather? Oh perfect!
Link to original video?
I like her a lot more now that I know she can laugh at herself.
AHHHH!!!!! After 10000 years I'm FREE!!!!
I have a friend that went to NYU and claims to have dated her. He also claims that the song "Alejandro" was written about him after they dated briefly and he couldn't go out with her.
Why is she dressed like she's about to star in a Disney movie
She can wear what she wants. Part of her charm.
Me and the boys about to poison the spinning wheel
She looks like Rita from Power Rangers
This is so precious it literally warms my heart
She is fucking hilarious I love how real she is.
Ending would have been better if it instead said "FINALLY AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!!!"
Something Madonna or Freddie thought of 30 years ago.
Stephen looking as professorially befuddled as ever.
Gay mom 😩
Doesn't seem to have audio, but here's the Financial Times article (audio available for subscribers)
- this post is not sponsored by Financial Times.
Is this legit?
what movie is this?
i've seen this a lot but never the full video.
Wait when did Lady Gaga do an interview with Stephen Fry? The fuck? Did I miss something?
Björk did it all first and better
She said she was a Christian lol
Rita repulsa looking fuck
Shes so strange... and annoying
this picture is almost as old as the internet
All we need is
Made with Love in New York City, New Jersey & Monterrey, Mexico.