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COMMENTS

  • vysearcadia
    355 points Jan 22,2019, 12:53pm

    If I've learned anything from my girlfriend, it's that having pockets in a dress is akin to finding a unicorn.

  • Az101456
    40 points Jan 22,2019, 1:15pm

    I'm pretty sure I had a pair of jeans before I could fit a DVD case in the back pocket...

  • AcademicDifficulty
    20 points Jan 22,2019, 2:09pm

    Cargo pants ftw

  • historymajor44
    89 points Jan 22,2019, 2:06pm

    If more women would buy outfits with larger pockets, companies would make more pants for them with larger pockets.

  • Cylon_Toast
    15 points Jan 22,2019, 2:06pm

    This is why I buy guy clothes.

  • hungryhungry-hippos
    14 points Jan 22,2019, 2:31pm

    My husband put his hand in his pocket the other day and goes, "Wow, my new pants have small pockets." I was like, "Dude, you can fit your whole hand in there. Stop complaining." He also used to complain to me in the late 2000's about the annoying trend of girls having their phones stick halfway out of their pockets. I was like, "That's not a trend... Our pockets are so small we have no choice but for them to stick out." His mind was blown.

  • canterw00t
    54 points Jan 22,2019, 1:38pm

    Vote with your wallet

  • RealBaerthe
    6 points Jan 22,2019, 2:42pm

    After my Ex has surgery, I was in the hospital room with her and I pulled a full 7inch tablet from my pocket. Her mind exploded and she couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. I asked her what was up and she asked me to grab her pants from her stuff. I did and she told me to put my hand in her pants pocket. I tried. Oh boy did I try, them fuckers are like 1/2 inch deep. I don't understand woman's clothes at all. Lol

  • AmazingRolls
    49 points Jan 22,2019, 1:53pm

    huh.. turns out women don't like pants or shorts that make their hips look bigger so they won't buy clothing with pockets so much that the fashion industry adapted to keep making money.

  • XombiMetManyCreeps
    5 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    Friend of mine has taken to cutting the bottom of pockets and sewing more fabric on to make larger pockets.

  • Trackrise
    13 points Jan 22,2019, 1:34pm

    And sometimes they make fake pockets just to full you. What is that about?

    Edit: I deserve it.

  • EmuNemo
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:35pm

    Can confirm

  • Code-V
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    If women's pants had larger pockets, that would defeat the purpose of them having to buy ridiculously expensive handbags

  • Trumpswells
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:41pm

    Keep Designer bags alive. No pockets for the female of the species.

  • Nazori
    7 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    Just recently I accidentally put on my wife's jeans and didnt realize it. Typically when putting jeans on I reach into both pockets to situate things.

    Immediately I was horrified that the pockets ended before my palm even reached into the pocket.

    Noped right out of those jeans.

  • Otter_Actual
    6 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    so is it MEN who are designing the women's clothing?

  • MrsRobertshaw
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:23pm

    Should’ve put it in the babies pocket.

  • RexDraco
    3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    Hey guys, what if I started a kickstarter right now to make a company for larger pant pockets for women? I totally wont pocket the money.

    HAHAAAAa but seriously, just buy guy pants. Our pants are superior without a doubt.

  • tehweave
    5 points Jan 22,2019, 2:30pm
  • DestinedForDeath
    8 points Jan 22,2019, 2:13pm

    Because they want to sell women purses.

  • Rambo272727
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 2:00pm

    Women typically want slimmer clothing, pockets give a bigger profile. Supply and Demand chart answers this question.

  • Ayemann
    5 points Jan 22,2019, 1:59pm

    Purse Industry.

  • FrostyMcFreeze
    11 points Jan 22,2019, 1:20pm

    That's because women have handbags to carry stuff

  • mortenfriis
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:35pm
  • Daniiiiii
    6 points Jan 22,2019, 1:41pm

    My first thought was of excitement at seeing a Asian (Indian or Pakistani or thereabouts) people in a comic. Ayy represent lol.

  • Bloopz38
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 1:46pm

    Better question, why do women continue to buy clothing missing basic functions? Fake pockets, tiny pockets, no pockets, fake zippers and buttons. So much useless garbage exists on female clothing in the name of fashion. If fashion is about looking good dont you look better with an actual damn pocket instead of looking like a fool all the time without the ability to store anything? The fad with the pockets hanging out exposed under their shorts when the pockets didn't even work is the strangest clothing choice I've ever seen and I always thought it looked so ridiculous.

  • Zcypot
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:19pm

    Don’t know if it’s my jean size but most of the ones I have can fit my Nintendo switch in them. They’re just straight loose jeans

  • SkullyFishCurry
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    That's what my ex said before she left me

  • lifewontwait86
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:29pm

    Totally thought it was gonna be some lame joke about playing pocket pool or something.

  • Clari24
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:41pm

    Just put it in the baby’s pockets, got a better chance of having them than most women’s clothes!

  • Looks_at_this_clown
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:42pm

    So you’ll buy purses instead

  • wtfrift
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 2:14pm

    Who is making pants for woman?? I mean I dont know any men who work in the fashion industry. So it makes me think women are doing this to themselves.

  • cimie
    3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:37pm

    Lol my daughter adores pockets. Hoodie pockets are her favourite. And she actually screamed when she found out there were pockets in her dress.

  • LifeAintDoinGood
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    Lol it is because large pockets will disrupt their curves. Ya know women’s pants were designed by a horny guy

  • Me1314
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:29pm

    Did no one notice that this is stolen from instagram?

  • thenewyorkoffice
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:32pm

    women carry purses more frequently then men do. Unless it's a couple shopping, then the man does.

  • idaell
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:21pm

    At some point this says a lot about the size of our phones too.

  • Ron_Fuckin_Swanson
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:36pm

    The only thing stopping women from getting functional pockets is women

  • Dirty-Soul
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:33pm

    There's no law stopping you from buying men's trousers.

  • Seniortomox
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:20pm

    99% invisible did an episode on this issue. Great explanation of why female clothing has no or poor pocket design. I won’t ruin the story with an overly simple explanation.

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/99-invisible/id394775318?mt=2&i;=1000420937847

  • Dabugar
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:39pm

    I can barely fit my phone in my pocket and these are definitely mens pants.

  • jjvector
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    Because women usually carry purses.

  • hellrose1228
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:44pm

    Damnit Susan, i told you not to buy the Samsung note 12 with the 11" screen.

  • tamin310
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:45pm

    Nothing is more heinous than a dress without pockets. In contrast, moment you slide you hands down the seam and one slips into a magical portal and you squeeee at the discovery

  • Aetrion
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:20pm

    You can walk into any walmart and find cargo pants for women. The only "they" that makes your pockets small is your wardrobe choices.

  • pm_meyourlegs
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:01pm

    This is because women generally have always carried purses. The need for pockets is generally less. It is "not cool" for a man to have a purse and will get hassled relentlessly for it so many more pockets.

    I carry a backpack around with me because it makes life easier. I don't take it in everywhere but i keep shit in there i feel like i would need. It has been constantly called my man purse in a derogatory manner.

  • -domi-
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:42pm

    Why do women keep buying cutesy shit instead of utility-oriented shit, riddle me that? Not one or two gfs have complained about the disutility of their pockets, and i typically make it a point afterwards to point out to them every item of clothing with nice utility-driven design, to which they always say something equating to "Yeah, but that's ugly." Well, i fit your cutesy purse's amount of garbage in my ugly pants, with room to spare in my ugly jacket, so i hope you feel cute as shit when you have to hold something in your hand, cause you ran out of purse space, lady...

  • Shadow-fire101
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:10pm

    It’s so they can sell purses

  • Agarillobob
    -1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:40pm

    they make small pockets for women to sell purses and hand bags

    its literally a conspiracy clothes makers and hand bag makers have

  • SukoKingler
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:33pm

    maybe... they’re a different kind of pants?

  • modernmartialartist
    0 points Jan 22,2019, 2:31pm

    Because woman have purses. Fucking duh.

  • kahow1107
    0 points Jan 22,2019, 2:37pm

    It depends on where you buy your clothes. Even with mens clothes if you get your pants from a popular store or a designer the pockets are non-functional. If you buy your pants from a cheap place that’s about function, huge pockets.

    Funny comic though.

  • devinSD
    -2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:59pm

    They do this to sell purses and handbags.

  • heuristic_al
    0 points Jan 22,2019, 2:11pm
  • skyraider_37
    -1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:26pm

    Pockets for women are in their purse!

  • jusnik78
    -13 points Jan 22,2019, 1:28pm

    Men have bigger pockets than women because they earn more money.

  • Lindvaettr
    -1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:33pm

    Women get purses/handbags and no pockets. Men get pockets and not purses.

    Honestly, the number of useful things pretty much all women seem to have with them at all times in their purse seems to vastly outweigh the convenience of pockets. As a guy, my choice is either "Put a bunch of stuff in your pocket and walk around with weird bulging pockets" or "don't put anything in your pockets even though you could".

    Pockets are pretty overrated, other hand carrying your phone or like one singular key.

  • Level21
    -3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    I forgot it's illegal for women to buy pants with bigger pockets.

  • biglollol
    -3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:32pm

    Is this an attempt at "we live in a patriarchal society"?

  • deleted
    -9 points Jan 22,2019, 2:35pm

    [removed]

  • formido
    -2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:31pm

    Because they assume men don't mind looking sloppy.

COMMENTS

  • vysearcadia
    355 points Jan 22,2019, 12:53pm

    If I've learned anything from my girlfriend, it's that having pockets in a dress is akin to finding a unicorn.

  • Az101456
    40 points Jan 22,2019, 1:15pm

    I'm pretty sure I had a pair of jeans before I could fit a DVD case in the back pocket...

  • AcademicDifficulty
    20 points Jan 22,2019, 2:09pm

    Cargo pants ftw

  • Saints131
    103 points Jan 22,2019, 1:22pm

    Remember Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb? This is him now. Feel old yet?

  • historymajor44
    89 points Jan 22,2019, 2:06pm

    If more women would buy outfits with larger pockets, companies would make more pants for them with larger pockets.

  • Cylon_Toast
    15 points Jan 22,2019, 2:06pm

    This is why I buy guy clothes.

  • hungryhungry-hippos
    14 points Jan 22,2019, 2:31pm

    My husband put his hand in his pocket the other day and goes, "Wow, my new pants have small pockets." I was like, "Dude, you can fit your whole hand in there. Stop complaining." He also used to complain to me in the late 2000's about the annoying trend of girls having their phones stick halfway out of their pockets. I was like, "That's not a trend... Our pockets are so small we have no choice but for them to stick out." His mind was blown.

  • canterw00t
    54 points Jan 22,2019, 1:38pm

    Vote with your wallet

  • RealBaerthe
    6 points Jan 22,2019, 2:42pm

    After my Ex has surgery, I was in the hospital room with her and I pulled a full 7inch tablet from my pocket. Her mind exploded and she couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes. I asked her what was up and she asked me to grab her pants from her stuff. I did and she told me to put my hand in her pants pocket. I tried. Oh boy did I try, them fuckers are like 1/2 inch deep. I don't understand woman's clothes at all. Lol

  • AmazingRolls
    49 points Jan 22,2019, 1:53pm

    huh.. turns out women don't like pants or shorts that make their hips look bigger so they won't buy clothing with pockets so much that the fashion industry adapted to keep making money.

  • XombiMetManyCreeps
    5 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    Friend of mine has taken to cutting the bottom of pockets and sewing more fabric on to make larger pockets.

  • Trackrise
    13 points Jan 22,2019, 1:34pm

    And sometimes they make fake pockets just to full you. What is that about?

    Edit: I deserve it.

  • EmuNemo
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:35pm

    Can confirm

  • Code-V
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    If women's pants had larger pockets, that would defeat the purpose of them having to buy ridiculously expensive handbags

  • Trumpswells
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:41pm

    Keep Designer bags alive. No pockets for the female of the species.

  • Nazori
    7 points Jan 22,2019, 2:34pm

    Just recently I accidentally put on my wife's jeans and didnt realize it. Typically when putting jeans on I reach into both pockets to situate things.

    Immediately I was horrified that the pockets ended before my palm even reached into the pocket.

    Noped right out of those jeans.

  • Otter_Actual
    6 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    so is it MEN who are designing the women's clothing?

  • MrsRobertshaw
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:23pm

    Should’ve put it in the babies pocket.

  • RexDraco
    3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    Hey guys, what if I started a kickstarter right now to make a company for larger pant pockets for women? I totally wont pocket the money.

    HAHAAAAa but seriously, just buy guy pants. Our pants are superior without a doubt.

  • tehweave
    5 points Jan 22,2019, 2:30pm
  • DestinedForDeath
    8 points Jan 22,2019, 2:13pm

    Because they want to sell women purses.

  • Rambo272727
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 2:00pm

    Women typically want slimmer clothing, pockets give a bigger profile. Supply and Demand chart answers this question.

  • Ayemann
    5 points Jan 22,2019, 1:59pm

    Purse Industry.

  • FrostyMcFreeze
    11 points Jan 22,2019, 1:20pm

    That's because women have handbags to carry stuff

  • mortenfriis
    4 points Jan 22,2019, 2:35pm
  • Daniiiiii
    6 points Jan 22,2019, 1:41pm

    My first thought was of excitement at seeing a Asian (Indian or Pakistani or thereabouts) people in a comic. Ayy represent lol.

  • Bloopz38
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 1:46pm

    Better question, why do women continue to buy clothing missing basic functions? Fake pockets, tiny pockets, no pockets, fake zippers and buttons. So much useless garbage exists on female clothing in the name of fashion. If fashion is about looking good dont you look better with an actual damn pocket instead of looking like a fool all the time without the ability to store anything? The fad with the pockets hanging out exposed under their shorts when the pockets didn't even work is the strangest clothing choice I've ever seen and I always thought it looked so ridiculous.

  • Zcypot
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:19pm

    Don’t know if it’s my jean size but most of the ones I have can fit my Nintendo switch in them. They’re just straight loose jeans

  • SkullyFishCurry
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    That's what my ex said before she left me

  • lifewontwait86
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:29pm

    Totally thought it was gonna be some lame joke about playing pocket pool or something.

  • Clari24
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:41pm

    Just put it in the baby’s pockets, got a better chance of having them than most women’s clothes!

  • Looks_at_this_clown
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:42pm

    So you’ll buy purses instead

  • wtfrift
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 2:14pm

    Who is making pants for woman?? I mean I dont know any men who work in the fashion industry. So it makes me think women are doing this to themselves.

  • cimie
    3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:37pm

    Lol my daughter adores pockets. Hoodie pockets are her favourite. And she actually screamed when she found out there were pockets in her dress.

  • LifeAintDoinGood
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:28pm

    Lol it is because large pockets will disrupt their curves. Ya know women’s pants were designed by a horny guy

  • Me1314
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:29pm

    Did no one notice that this is stolen from instagram?

  • thenewyorkoffice
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:32pm

    women carry purses more frequently then men do. Unless it's a couple shopping, then the man does.

  • idaell
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:21pm

    At some point this says a lot about the size of our phones too.

  • Ron_Fuckin_Swanson
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:36pm

    The only thing stopping women from getting functional pockets is women

  • Dirty-Soul
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:33pm

    There's no law stopping you from buying men's trousers.

  • Seniortomox
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:20pm

    99% invisible did an episode on this issue. Great explanation of why female clothing has no or poor pocket design. I won’t ruin the story with an overly simple explanation.

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/99-invisible/id394775318?mt=2&i;=1000420937847

  • Dabugar
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:39pm

    I can barely fit my phone in my pocket and these are definitely mens pants.

  • jjvector
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:39pm

    Because women usually carry purses.

  • hellrose1228
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:44pm

    Damnit Susan, i told you not to buy the Samsung note 12 with the 11" screen.

  • tamin310
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:45pm

    Nothing is more heinous than a dress without pockets. In contrast, moment you slide you hands down the seam and one slips into a magical portal and you squeeee at the discovery

  • Aetrion
    2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:20pm

    You can walk into any walmart and find cargo pants for women. The only "they" that makes your pockets small is your wardrobe choices.

  • pm_meyourlegs
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:01pm

    This is because women generally have always carried purses. The need for pockets is generally less. It is "not cool" for a man to have a purse and will get hassled relentlessly for it so many more pockets.

    I carry a backpack around with me because it makes life easier. I don't take it in everywhere but i keep shit in there i feel like i would need. It has been constantly called my man purse in a derogatory manner.

  • -domi-
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:42pm

    Why do women keep buying cutesy shit instead of utility-oriented shit, riddle me that? Not one or two gfs have complained about the disutility of their pockets, and i typically make it a point afterwards to point out to them every item of clothing with nice utility-driven design, to which they always say something equating to "Yeah, but that's ugly." Well, i fit your cutesy purse's amount of garbage in my ugly pants, with room to spare in my ugly jacket, so i hope you feel cute as shit when you have to hold something in your hand, cause you ran out of purse space, lady...

  • Shadow-fire101
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:10pm

    It’s so they can sell purses

  • Agarillobob
    -1 points Jan 22,2019, 1:40pm

    they make small pockets for women to sell purses and hand bags

    its literally a conspiracy clothes makers and hand bag makers have

  • SukoKingler
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:33pm

    maybe... they’re a different kind of pants?

  • modernmartialartist
    0 points Jan 22,2019, 2:31pm

    Because woman have purses. Fucking duh.

  • kahow1107
    0 points Jan 22,2019, 2:37pm

    It depends on where you buy your clothes. Even with mens clothes if you get your pants from a popular store or a designer the pockets are non-functional. If you buy your pants from a cheap place that’s about function, huge pockets.

    Funny comic though.

  • devinSD
    -2 points Jan 22,2019, 1:59pm

    They do this to sell purses and handbags.

  • heuristic_al
    0 points Jan 22,2019, 2:11pm
  • skyraider_37
    -1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:26pm

    Pockets for women are in their purse!

  • jusnik78
    -13 points Jan 22,2019, 1:28pm

    Men have bigger pockets than women because they earn more money.

  • Lindvaettr
    -1 points Jan 22,2019, 2:33pm

    Women get purses/handbags and no pockets. Men get pockets and not purses.

    Honestly, the number of useful things pretty much all women seem to have with them at all times in their purse seems to vastly outweigh the convenience of pockets. As a guy, my choice is either "Put a bunch of stuff in your pocket and walk around with weird bulging pockets" or "don't put anything in your pockets even though you could".

    Pockets are pretty overrated, other hand carrying your phone or like one singular key.

  • Level21
    -3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:38pm

    I forgot it's illegal for women to buy pants with bigger pockets.

  • biglollol
    -3 points Jan 22,2019, 2:32pm

    Is this an attempt at "we live in a patriarchal society"?

  • deleted
    -9 points Jan 22,2019, 2:35pm

    [removed]

  • formido
    -2 points Jan 22,2019, 2:31pm

    Because they assume men don't mind looking sloppy.

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COMMENTS

  • aupace
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:18pm

    HAHA omg I laughed so hard at this. Almost as much I laughed when switching to Geico.

  • Divtos
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:01pm

    Don’t be silly that’s an anole not a gecko :-/

  • Sandoron
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:13pm

    I don't get it tbh

COMMENTS

  • aupace
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:18pm

    HAHA omg I laughed so hard at this. Almost as much I laughed when switching to Geico.

  • Divtos
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:01pm

    Don’t be silly that’s an anole not a gecko :-/

  • Sandoron
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:13pm

    I don't get it tbh

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Do NOT mess with that bird

funny

COMMENTS

  • chaossabre
    38 points Jan 21,2019, 1:54pm

    Gneiss cleavage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Schoie
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 12:47pm

    Looks like Split Apple Rock in Abel Tasman National Park New Zealand - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokangawh%C4%81_/_Split_Apple_Rock

  • ThaiPoe
    12 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    There’s this emperor, and he asks the shepherd’s boy how many seconds in eternity. And the shepherd’s boy says, There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed. You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.

  • 07yzryder
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:57pm

    During the ice age the squirrel attempted to store his nut there

  • TheCreatorLovesYou
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 12:55pm

    Steven Seagull

  • Triumph-TBird
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:59pm

    It would have been very cool to witness this geologic event in person.

  • wolf_sheep_cactus
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:24pm

    Anyone know who boulders get shapes like this in nature?

  • buggy1788
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:41pm

    Makes you wonder how did that rack crack in 1/2 perfect if anyone has any info on where this is I'd like to know

  • MillionEgg
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 9:15am

    That must have been an almighty peck

  • janosaudron
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 11:19am
  • Mangi-Mangi
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 11:20am

    mmmm, my money is on the plant.....

  • tzc005
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:17pm

    Scrat was there

  • invertedparadoxxx
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:59pm

    Mine.

  • evilgu
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 8:41am

    PacMan, is that you

  • TrueFakeFacts
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:05pm

    What about that other bird?

  • King1305
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:20pm

    This is done by the squirrel from Ice Age

  • ChristOnABike122
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:23pm

    That god damn squirrels at it again!

  • trashola
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:25pm

    Rip pacman

  • IIFacelessManII
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:41pm

    Ah the typical teacher student scenario.

    Bird on big rock decides to train the bird on the smaller rock, and chops the big rock in half to demonstrate the power of the technique being taught.

  • Dudeman122
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:03pm

    Birb

  • mixalot2009
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    I'd like to know the story behind that rock

  • Irvineishwifey
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:19pm

    It's Maui time!

  • BadRequest121
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:26pm

    Rumour has it... Shaggy picked scissors.

  • Tal_n
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:27pm

    He's the protagonist of an anime demonstrating his power.

  • A40
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:13pm

    Shhh! (That rock's been waiting for years for a bird dumb enough to step inside its mouth...)

  • PeePeeDrinkyDrinky
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:29pm

    NUT DESTROYED

  • Nobodey
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:35pm

    Paper wins again!

  • jezusofnazarith
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 8:34am

    What an absolute unit

  • Sine0fTheTimes
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:57pm

    Can any geologists explain this?

    I see striations that run deep, and an empty pocket -- but what could cause such a perfect fracture?

  • NegatyveBurn
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:31pm

    Chuck Norris was here

  • Tangtastic86
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:55pm

    Heh, you made me use 10 percent of my power.

  • kjb2020
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 10:41am

    No Chuck Norris reference? I'm surprised.

  • Laterian
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:04pm

    I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

  • redd_crack
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:19pm

    Ka-at-tae!!!!

  • durgadas
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Come at me BRO.

  • Drowzzap
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:47pm

    Seems like everyone is militantly going anti-masculine these days. Even the birds!!!

  • dkktay
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:53pm

    Santoryuu ougi: sanzen sekai !!!

  • Cosaint
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 4:10pm
  • DogeRobert
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 4:30pm

    What the fuck's that squirrel done NOW???

  • elbimio
    -6 points Jan 21,2019, 4:34pm

    There was a shepherd boy whose fame spread far and wide because of the wise answers which he gave to every question. The king of the country heard of it, but did not believe it, and sent for the boy. Then he said to him, if you can give me an answer to a question which I will ask you, I will look on you as my own child, and you shall dwell with me in my royal palace. The boy said, what’s the question. The king said, the question is, how many seconds of time are there in eternity. Then said the shepherd boy, in lower pomerania is the diamond mountain, which is two miles high, two miles wide, and two miles deep. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on it, and when the whole mountain is worn away by this, then the first second of eternity will be over. The king said, that’s a hell of a long time.

    The shepherd boy answers, personally, I think that’s one hell of a bird.

COMMENTS

  • chaossabre
    38 points Jan 21,2019, 1:54pm

    Gneiss cleavage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Schoie
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 12:47pm

    Looks like Split Apple Rock in Abel Tasman National Park New Zealand - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokangawh%C4%81_/_Split_Apple_Rock

  • ThaiPoe
    12 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    There’s this emperor, and he asks the shepherd’s boy how many seconds in eternity. And the shepherd’s boy says, There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed. You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.

  • Kilian_Shaw
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 1:16pm

    Jokes on you. This was done by some one of the 6'th level of the qi condensation stage on there way to immortality. There's sword qi all over that rock.

  • 07yzryder
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:57pm

    During the ice age the squirrel attempted to store his nut there

  • TheCreatorLovesYou
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 12:55pm

    Steven Seagull

  • Triumph-TBird
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:59pm

    It would have been very cool to witness this geologic event in person.

  • wolf_sheep_cactus
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:24pm

    Anyone know who boulders get shapes like this in nature?

  • buggy1788
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:41pm

    Makes you wonder how did that rack crack in 1/2 perfect if anyone has any info on where this is I'd like to know

  • MillionEgg
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 9:15am

    That must have been an almighty peck

  • janosaudron
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 11:19am
  • Mangi-Mangi
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 11:20am

    mmmm, my money is on the plant.....

  • tzc005
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:17pm

    Scrat was there

  • invertedparadoxxx
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:59pm

    Mine.

  • evilgu
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 8:41am

    PacMan, is that you

  • TrueFakeFacts
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:05pm

    What about that other bird?

  • King1305
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:20pm

    This is done by the squirrel from Ice Age

  • ChristOnABike122
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:23pm

    That god damn squirrels at it again!

  • trashola
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:25pm

    Rip pacman

  • IIFacelessManII
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:41pm

    Ah the typical teacher student scenario.

    Bird on big rock decides to train the bird on the smaller rock, and chops the big rock in half to demonstrate the power of the technique being taught.

  • Dudeman122
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:03pm

    Birb

  • mixalot2009
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    I'd like to know the story behind that rock

  • Irvineishwifey
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:19pm

    It's Maui time!

  • BadRequest121
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:26pm

    Rumour has it... Shaggy picked scissors.

  • Tal_n
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:27pm

    He's the protagonist of an anime demonstrating his power.

  • A40
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:13pm

    Shhh! (That rock's been waiting for years for a bird dumb enough to step inside its mouth...)

  • PeePeeDrinkyDrinky
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:29pm

    NUT DESTROYED

  • Nobodey
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:35pm

    Paper wins again!

  • jezusofnazarith
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 8:34am

    What an absolute unit

  • Sine0fTheTimes
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:57pm

    Can any geologists explain this?

    I see striations that run deep, and an empty pocket -- but what could cause such a perfect fracture?

  • NegatyveBurn
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:31pm

    Chuck Norris was here

  • Tangtastic86
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:55pm

    Heh, you made me use 10 percent of my power.

  • kjb2020
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 10:41am

    No Chuck Norris reference? I'm surprised.

  • Laterian
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:04pm

    I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

  • redd_crack
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:19pm

    Ka-at-tae!!!!

  • durgadas
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Come at me BRO.

  • Drowzzap
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:47pm

    Seems like everyone is militantly going anti-masculine these days. Even the birds!!!

  • dkktay
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 3:53pm

    Santoryuu ougi: sanzen sekai !!!

  • Cosaint
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 4:10pm
  • DogeRobert
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 4:30pm

    What the fuck's that squirrel done NOW???

  • elbimio
    -6 points Jan 21,2019, 4:34pm

    There was a shepherd boy whose fame spread far and wide because of the wise answers which he gave to every question. The king of the country heard of it, but did not believe it, and sent for the boy. Then he said to him, if you can give me an answer to a question which I will ask you, I will look on you as my own child, and you shall dwell with me in my royal palace. The boy said, what’s the question. The king said, the question is, how many seconds of time are there in eternity. Then said the shepherd boy, in lower pomerania is the diamond mountain, which is two miles high, two miles wide, and two miles deep. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on it, and when the whole mountain is worn away by this, then the first second of eternity will be over. The king said, that’s a hell of a long time.

    The shepherd boy answers, personally, I think that’s one hell of a bird.

● ● ●

Hogwarts acceptance letter finally arrived!

funny

COMMENTS

  • TannedCroissant
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 6:37pm

    that owl looks pissed, he knows what happens in book 7

  • SourdoughPizzaToast
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 6:45pm

    Well owl be damned.

  • James6218
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 6:05pm

    WTF Karen?! Where’s my tip!?

  • techbotpirate
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:42pm

    Nice my xanax from India is here

  • Brunsy89
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:46pm

    You aren't even going to invite him in?

  • s0p3rn1nja
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 6:54pm

    What in the actual fuck?

    Context?

  • emeryldmist
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:59pm

    Not even a sip of pumpkin juice, let alone a knut? You muggle!

  • ComeyDontPlayDat
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 7:17pm

    You were supposed to give him 5 knutes. What kind of witch doesn't tip their owl?

  • veryberryblue
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    Cuddlemonsterbirb

  • din7
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:44pm

    Well owl be damed. It has!

  • A40
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:55pm

    That owl looks confused as fuck. Has it never read Harry Potter??

  • joaomlo2
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:35pm

    I think the owl has a crush on you.

  • horgex02747
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 6:39pm

    Owl like, “Fight me, you little bitch.”

  • avantartist
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:47pm

    BLINK

  • avantartist
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:48pm

    WINK

  • the_peckham_pouncer
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:51pm

    "Hang on. You've got to sign for it first you little shit"

  • Dr_Herbal
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:54pm

    Damnn lucky

  • boofin19
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:12pm

    That owl looks like he’s about to give Draco his acceptance letter.

  • Milesvond
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:22pm

COMMENTS

  • TannedCroissant
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 6:37pm

    that owl looks pissed, he knows what happens in book 7

  • SourdoughPizzaToast
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 6:45pm

    Well owl be damned.

  • James6218
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 6:05pm

    WTF Karen?! Where’s my tip!?

  • Leukepaardboy24
    10 points Jan 21,2019, 6:12pm

    This is cute asf

  • techbotpirate
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:42pm

    Nice my xanax from India is here

  • Brunsy89
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:46pm

    You aren't even going to invite him in?

  • s0p3rn1nja
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 6:54pm

    What in the actual fuck?

    Context?

  • emeryldmist
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:59pm

    Not even a sip of pumpkin juice, let alone a knut? You muggle!

  • ComeyDontPlayDat
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 7:17pm

    You were supposed to give him 5 knutes. What kind of witch doesn't tip their owl?

  • veryberryblue
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    Cuddlemonsterbirb

  • din7
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:44pm

    Well owl be damed. It has!

  • A40
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:55pm

    That owl looks confused as fuck. Has it never read Harry Potter??

  • joaomlo2
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:35pm

    I think the owl has a crush on you.

  • horgex02747
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 6:39pm

    Owl like, “Fight me, you little bitch.”

  • avantartist
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:47pm

    BLINK

  • avantartist
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:48pm

    WINK

  • the_peckham_pouncer
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:51pm

    "Hang on. You've got to sign for it first you little shit"

  • Dr_Herbal
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:54pm

    Damnn lucky

  • boofin19
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:12pm

    That owl looks like he’s about to give Draco his acceptance letter.

  • Milesvond
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:22pm

● ● ●

The best scritches

funny

COMMENTS

  • knumbknuts
    40 points Jan 21,2019, 5:37pm

    That is one smart, chill dog.

  • Russian_repost_bot
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 6:33pm

    In other news, a dead dog was found in an automated car wash. He wasn't pulled in, he just refused to leave to feed himself.

  • PantyPrincess94
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 5:36pm

    His leg at the end!

  • OAOIa
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 6:27pm

    Dog knows how to get his own leg thumpin'

  • Superbuddhapunk
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:28pm

    That looks fun. I’m going to go to my nearest car wash, get naked and try that.

  • JaynesVoice
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    Reminds me of the Wizard of Oz. When the lion went to get bathed and combed. LOL

  • MooseMambo
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:45pm

    That is too funny! I bet he comes back for more!

  • dMarrs
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 7:06pm

    Thats one way to get your asshole squeaky clean.

  • lockstocks85
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:55pm

    This explains why my car sometimes is dirtier after the car wash.

  • QuestionablySuperFly
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 6:23pm

    That leg twitch 😍

  • starion832000
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:30pm

    This dog gets it

  • Klin24
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:26pm
  • ToshMagosh
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 5:57pm

    Absolute best boi. Hope he’s staying safe. 12/10

  • Apollo626
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:24pm

    Puppers is LIVING

  • NE1NW0NW0N
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:58pm

    Man I just wanted to see a bare assed dog when that thing got done lol

  • goofynibba-
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:25pm

    That looks fun

  • TannedCroissant
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:26pm

    Guess he thinks he's a Dogs Viper

  • Daafda
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:31pm

    When I met my wife, her family had a dog, and they also had an actual fire hydrant in their front yard.

    This is like that.

  • sereenaok
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:12pm

    Turning the shower to HOT

  • bszb
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:00pm

    Doggo 😯

COMMENTS

  • knumbknuts
    40 points Jan 21,2019, 5:37pm

    That is one smart, chill dog.

  • Russian_repost_bot
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 6:33pm

    In other news, a dead dog was found in an automated car wash. He wasn't pulled in, he just refused to leave to feed himself.

  • PantyPrincess94
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 5:36pm

    His leg at the end!

  • jollyhero
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 6:37pm

    I love that he waits for the 2nd cycle! Definitely not his first time at this car wash

  • OAOIa
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 6:27pm

    Dog knows how to get his own leg thumpin'

  • Superbuddhapunk
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:28pm

    That looks fun. I’m going to go to my nearest car wash, get naked and try that.

  • JaynesVoice
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    Reminds me of the Wizard of Oz. When the lion went to get bathed and combed. LOL

  • MooseMambo
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:45pm

    That is too funny! I bet he comes back for more!

  • dMarrs
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 7:06pm

    Thats one way to get your asshole squeaky clean.

  • lockstocks85
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:55pm

    This explains why my car sometimes is dirtier after the car wash.

  • QuestionablySuperFly
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 6:23pm

    That leg twitch 😍

  • starion832000
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:30pm

    This dog gets it

  • Klin24
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:26pm
  • ToshMagosh
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 5:57pm

    Absolute best boi. Hope he’s staying safe. 12/10

  • Apollo626
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:24pm

    Puppers is LIVING

  • NE1NW0NW0N
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:58pm

    Man I just wanted to see a bare assed dog when that thing got done lol

  • goofynibba-
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:25pm

    That looks fun

  • TannedCroissant
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:26pm

    Guess he thinks he's a Dogs Viper

  • Daafda
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:31pm

    When I met my wife, her family had a dog, and they also had an actual fire hydrant in their front yard.

    This is like that.

  • sereenaok
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:12pm

    Turning the shower to HOT

  • bszb
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:00pm

    Doggo 😯

● ● ●

Plot twist: it's a rooster

funny

COMMENTS

  • Throwaway-account-23
    98 points Jan 21,2019, 1:29pm

    The secondary sex characteristics all point to hen.

    Smaller comb, smaller waddles, smaller bustle and tail feathers, no leg spurs.

  • kubasinski
    211 points Jan 21,2019, 12:29pm

    That is actually female chicken on that picture

  • bird-nibba-69
    47 points Jan 21,2019, 2:04pm

    That’s a hen

  • lytle74
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 3:11pm

    not a rooster

  • Red_Stripe1229
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:13pm

    Hen

  • ed1380
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 3:10pm
  • BuggerItThatWillDo
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 6:37pm

    Rooster is actually the name of the juvenile male barn yard fowl, you should really say cock because it's the right word... even though that is a picture of a hen.

  • RodcetLeoric
    19 points Jan 21,2019, 1:49pm

    Have you tried squeezing her like a tube of toothpaste?

  • Dunaliella
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 6:03pm

    It’s winter. Try using less signs and more lamps, ya twat.

  • fermat1432
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:37pm

    You're too pretty to have to earn your keep!

  • commandrix
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:46pm

    Reminds me of a kid who once tried to save the life of his favorite rooster by saying the rooster laid an egg in his hand.

  • Smuff23
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 12:35pm

    There’s no need for cock-shaming here.

  • thrillhouse3671
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:33pm

    Jesus do people not know the different between rooster and hen?

  • CMDRDregg
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    I’m sure this is a repost but those bard rocks are little bitches anyhow.

  • Chudopes
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:47pm

    Into the soup it goes

  • farmgarcon
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:18pm

    Once you train a set to come back in the roost at night, you keep them at least long enough to train the next set. I call it smart farming. And that picture is a hen, there are various reasons they slow down or stop for a bit.

  • Krazy_Eyez
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:25pm

    My little Jerry!

  • Mandorism
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:27pm
  • laithe4
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:40pm

    I misread rooster as roaster, didn't really see a problem.

  • DontGetMeSharted
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:51pm

    Identifies as a rooster

  • invertedparadoxxx
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 12:58pm

    Plot twist: Alfredo sauce.

  • DLArismendi
    -7 points Jan 21,2019, 3:58pm

    In Soviet Russia you don't own rooster, rooster owns you.

  • olafthebent
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:48pm

    COCK

  • project_seven
    -33 points Jan 21,2019, 10:52am

    He's probably gay, or maybe a trans. It's 2019, you can't expect a rooster to automatically want to sleep with chickens. Get woke

COMMENTS

  • Throwaway-account-23
    98 points Jan 21,2019, 1:29pm

    The secondary sex characteristics all point to hen.

    Smaller comb, smaller waddles, smaller bustle and tail feathers, no leg spurs.

  • kubasinski
    211 points Jan 21,2019, 12:29pm

    That is actually female chicken on that picture

  • bird-nibba-69
    47 points Jan 21,2019, 2:04pm

    That’s a hen

  • houseofhamez
    28 points Jan 21,2019, 10:01am

    We have ten slackers.

  • lytle74
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 3:11pm

    not a rooster

  • Red_Stripe1229
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:13pm

    Hen

  • ed1380
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 3:10pm
  • BuggerItThatWillDo
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 6:37pm

    Rooster is actually the name of the juvenile male barn yard fowl, you should really say cock because it's the right word... even though that is a picture of a hen.

  • RodcetLeoric
    19 points Jan 21,2019, 1:49pm

    Have you tried squeezing her like a tube of toothpaste?

  • Dunaliella
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 6:03pm

    It’s winter. Try using less signs and more lamps, ya twat.

  • fermat1432
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:37pm

    You're too pretty to have to earn your keep!

  • commandrix
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:46pm

    Reminds me of a kid who once tried to save the life of his favorite rooster by saying the rooster laid an egg in his hand.

  • Smuff23
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 12:35pm

    There’s no need for cock-shaming here.

  • thrillhouse3671
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 7:33pm

    Jesus do people not know the different between rooster and hen?

  • CMDRDregg
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    I’m sure this is a repost but those bard rocks are little bitches anyhow.

  • Chudopes
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:47pm

    Into the soup it goes

  • farmgarcon
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:18pm

    Once you train a set to come back in the roost at night, you keep them at least long enough to train the next set. I call it smart farming. And that picture is a hen, there are various reasons they slow down or stop for a bit.

  • Krazy_Eyez
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:25pm

    My little Jerry!

  • Mandorism
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:27pm
  • laithe4
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:40pm

    I misread rooster as roaster, didn't really see a problem.

  • DontGetMeSharted
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:51pm

    Identifies as a rooster

  • invertedparadoxxx
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 12:58pm

    Plot twist: Alfredo sauce.

  • DLArismendi
    -7 points Jan 21,2019, 3:58pm

    In Soviet Russia you don't own rooster, rooster owns you.

  • olafthebent
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:48pm

    COCK

  • project_seven
    -33 points Jan 21,2019, 10:52am

    He's probably gay, or maybe a trans. It's 2019, you can't expect a rooster to automatically want to sleep with chickens. Get woke

● ● ●

Ebony and Ivory

funny

COMMENTS

  • persianpenguin
    197 points Jan 21,2019, 2:07pm

    That's some hardcore flirting they're doing

  • bencvm
    1362 points Jan 21,2019, 8:25am

    And just like that, centuries of institutional racism disappeared.

  • frumpyfrog
    327 points Jan 21,2019, 8:20am

    The cop on the left has totally mastered the art of eating the powdered donut!

  • Quinn-III
    41 points Jan 21,2019, 1:59pm

    Why are all policemen bald

  • TheSauze
    67 points Jan 21,2019, 8:53am

    Mike the cop!!

  • sammeadows
    77 points Jan 21,2019, 12:27pm

    That is a CHIN

  • LazerPit
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 4:40pm

    Love this YouTube channel. Guy on the right does lots of common sense police videos like how to interact with police. What to say when they impede on your rights, so on and so forth. YouTube channel is Mike The Cop

  • datbeerdude
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 2:02pm

    Look to the cookie Elaine.

  • AinsleysPepperMill
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 5:23pm
  • kompromat_komrade
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 4:59pm

    Powdered donut guy bites with such practiced efficiency; a normal man would have powder all over his mouth. But powdered donut guy? Not a speck.

  • Rhinofucked
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:54pm

    Awwww Mike the cop

    DonutOperator is going to be jealous

  • Kpt_Kipper
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 5:21pm

    Gravity falls anyone?

  • tato_tots
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    Mr. White and Mr. Black

  • 10per
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 2:12pm

    Donuts...is there anything they can't do?

  • maxipad777
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 2:43pm

    Better than a Pepsi commercial

  • fam_pow
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 2:49pm

    It just looks like the start of a porno.

  • MikeN_ike
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:42pm

    MIKE THE COP!

  • gunwilltravel
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 4:57pm

    They are partners And it looks like friend's too

  • Sawyermblack
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:16pm

    The chin that ebony lacks is made up by ivory.

  • Brizzzled
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:21pm

    I love Mike the Cop <3

  • ShimoFox
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 7:16pm

    You could cut that sexual tension with a donut.

  • Dalogadro
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 3:44pm

    wow couldn't even be in the same car together... racism is everywhere.

  • DrArman
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 4:39pm

    That was a little gay And I liked it ! Lol

  • Mediumtim
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 11:05am
  • NickPickle05
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:02pm

    Goddamnit. Now I want some doughnuts.

  • Falkowski90
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 2:10pm

    I wish I had a doughnut 🙁

  • lifewontwait86
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:12pm

    Look to the donut Elaine, look to the donut.

  • bettorworse
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 3:03pm

    Now show us Beans and Frank!!! :)

  • Logicrazy12
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 3:33pm

    Mike the cop!!!

  • darkmmm
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 3:38pm

    Looks like that annoying tiktok advert on YouTube

  • TheMacaroon
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 4:18pm

    Yin and yang

  • teebatch
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 4:28pm

    Now kith.

  • theGavelissoundgavel
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 4:44pm

    Powdered doughnuts are a rookie move.

  • FUTLOCO14
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 5:03pm

    Mr. White and Mr. Black

  • ifjake
    29 points Jan 21,2019, 12:08pm

    Happy Martin Luther King Jr day, I guess.

  • Maattata
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 2:51pm

    Anyone got vibes of Mr. Black and Mr. White from Johnny test?

  • ChipsDipChainsWhips
    27 points Jan 21,2019, 12:28pm

    ACAB

  • themadstork921
    35 points Jan 21,2019, 12:20pm

    ACAB

  • Steampunk_Moustache
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 3:08pm

    Now kiss.

  • HippoKingOfOld
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 1:35pm

    Good to see Herc and Carver still at it.

  • Batsy0219
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 2:33pm

    Now kiss!

  • elephantblimp
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:20pm

    I wish I had a bromance <3

  • LobsterPastry
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:32pm

    "Yellow!?" "Pink!?" "You do care!"

  • misterbondpt
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm

    Now kiss!

  • dubbs4president
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm

    I donut understand.

  • sherlockazulu
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:50pm

    So help me if that was a TikTok...

  • NeonRain111
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:51pm
  • Davare
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Now kiss!

    KISS!!!!

  • LeviPorton
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    Is that Mike the cop?

  • gahlo
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:44pm

    Ah, the ol cop swap.

  • SketchtheHunter
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 7:08pm

    Yellow?

    Pink?

    YOU DO CARE!

  • didyoueverseewardogs
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 1:08pm

    How the fuck is this funny

  • captyossarian1991
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 1:25pm

    “Look to the cookie Elaine!”

  • erikannen
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:21pm

    Police and doughnuts are associated because that was pretty much the only affordable and convenient thing you could buy if you worked during the night shift in the ‘40s/‘50s (and they usually came with coffee, too). The association stuck, even if 24 hour restaurants became more common after that.

  • ShittyGuitarist666
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 5:33pm

    You always gatta have a black partner Incase you get accused of being a racist

  • curlyelmo
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 1:03pm

    How is this rising on r/funny. We truly are in the final years of reddit.

  • Zemphyy
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 1:59pm

    I love mikethecop.

  • mdhunter99
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 12:36pm

    Pro tip, when you’re eating a powdered donut, hold your breath, you breathe in it’s going in your nose, breathe out it’s all over your clothes

  • Drago1214
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 1:08pm

    Look to the cookie!

  • Finn_Hmong
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 12:39pm

    Oops! I'm pregnant and now my Husband is out getting me a doughnut, sorry babe.

  • wunkadurgenfaceball
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:50pm

    *sorts by controversial

  • RockyGrenade
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:58pm

    Yummmm doughnuts

  • koy5
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:22pm

    I could see Shawn and Gus doing this on Psych.

  • Napalm_Nips
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:26pm

    oh man, I'm so glad to see Chad getting some love on here. he's a nice guy IRL

  • the_anzipex
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:44pm

    Wait.. What is Dizzee Rascal doing here?

  • chimpanzee13
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 3:36pm

    kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!

  • Diodes012
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 3:43pm

    Living in perfect harmony!

  • snor_exe
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:28pm

    Mr black and Mr white

  • Franputsun16
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:52pm

    yin and yang

  • techotron1
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:52pm

    They both look like NPC cops from GTA

    Edit: a word

  • Righteousho
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 5:51pm

    Fuck I want one too...

  • Earl_Dolphins
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:11pm

    That guy on the right looked so fuckin happy while eating that doughnut

  • Joshua01212
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:18pm

    Cop 1: Why are you fucking my sister?Cop 2: Why are you fucking mine?

  • Chakinfingerz
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:48pm

    That chin on the bald white guy though

  • Hoghead1000
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:53pm

    Mike the cop....pretty good youtuber.

  • wheezergeezer
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 8:19am

    Bromance and donuts.

  • siberianhamster1
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 8:20am

    And yet still, somehow, racial harmony eludes us.

  • Michael_Negron
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 3:44pm

    Equally taste delicious

  • xSkorne
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    Reminds me of zack and miri make a porno.

    Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!

  • Xairo
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 1:56pm

    "Eating in perfect harmony"

  • Historicmetal
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:59pm

    Bear Claws Matter

  • i_eat_biscuits
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 3:18pm
  • boardcertifiedasian
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 2:19pm
  • Jeerrrryyy
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:13pm

    I like to just imagine them on both sides of the car doing this while some thug is in the back questioning his life

  • WeAreTheToxins
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 12:51pm

    Still a better love story than Twilight

  • Yarnyosh
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    Jeezuz you don’t get any more ‘cop looking, than the guy on the right. It’s like because of his looks , he had no other choice than to become a cop

  • austinalexan
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    This isn’t even funny

  • cynn78
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 5:36pm

    If Australia gets a hold of this it will be all over mainstream news with the headline : white cop racist to African American colleague

  • MsBitchhands
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:09pm

    What's with the copaganda lately?

  • Hot_Beef_Injection
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:17pm

    You do care!

  • graayhaat
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:57pm

    Don’t glaze me bro!!!

  • Jake_Thador
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:00pm

    This hits on so many tropes and issues simultaneously. Bravo!

  • OverDaRambo
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:03pm

    Doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.

  • calamarichris
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:08pm

    Nah, nothing sexual going on here at all.

    Just a couple of irresistibly handsome LEOs on stakeout with some time to kill and no one around.

  • xZMBIxtteett
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    Let me guess. This is from Tiktok...

  • Keikobad
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 8:24am

    Sweet

  • kookydooks
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:21pm

    Oh you

  • Frick_Games
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:32pm

    Oh no...IS THIS A TIK TOK VIDEO!!????

  • moldycheese8
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 3:00pm

    Never though I would see the day where tik tok was on r/funny...

  • timmehs
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:33pm

    Staged. No one would choose the white powder donut.

  • Looploops
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 12:03pm

    Fitting to post this on MLK day

  • boniggy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:29pm

    damnit now i want a powered doughnut.

  • ILuvRedHeadz
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:27pm

    Alright everyone let’s do a coin toss ...

  • Michael3038
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:52pm

    Someone fucking save the comments

  • xyzzyfortytwo
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:54pm
  • tokiedokie
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:07pm

    Officers Yin and Yang.

  • golden_venture
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:29pm

    Find someone who looks at you like Frodo looks at Sam.

  • xtecht
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:39pm
  • KrisCrotz
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:41pm

    "And that Billie is the story of how I met your other father"

  • yourfavoriteblackguy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:02pm

    Powdered donuts are what you take when all the other donuts have been eaten or cut in half.

  • Doctorfunkenstien69
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:08pm

    I was singing the song as this went on

  • nolanryansbeef
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:20pm

    it’s like the cop Ying and Yang

  • MaximumCameage
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:20pm

    The fuzz is on TicToc to catch all the pedophiles.

  • Bobofizz9
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Mr White and Mr Black

  • OmgLikeForSureDude
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:23pm

    Love connection

  • Nipplelasagna
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:42pm

    I like this

  • Selectiveinsomnia
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:24pm

    This is so cringeworthy but I love it

  • morain33
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:35pm

    But is the cop on the left really left handed? That's all I want to know!

  • KVBUTO
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:41pm

    talk about yin yang

  • CapitanRastrero
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:43pm

    Mike The Cop on yt

  • Jen-Diki
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:10pm

    Dat chin poked my eye.

  • FastProcess
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:15pm

    Just don't get it on your face!

  • hhuston02
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:09pm

    Is this what cops do when they pull up and park at places? If so, why aren’t they sharing their donuts?!

  • cully86
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:10pm

    Now I want a doughnut

  • cadcamm99
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:14pm

    I’d be coughing violently after taking a bite of the power donut

  • Jtsfour
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:32pm

    Don’t drink dat don’t drink dat

    Don’t drink dat racist coffee

  • Attarker
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:51pm

    Reminds me of the yin and yang symbol

  • Mrantet
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:04pm

    That's flippin Mike the cop!!!

  • MatrixPA
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:40pm

    Y'all are silly!!

  • xbmorexhavocx
    -4 points Jan 21,2019, 8:42am
  • Phearlosophy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:00pm

    Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie

  • Stillness307
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:00pm

    Love you guys!

  • WhiskeyReverend
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:26pm

    time for your weekly copoganda.

  • NTIMPORTANT
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 10:34am

    The Yin and Yang of Life

  • commonman1234
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    For the love of....a donut

  • Slothelyyy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:42pm

    It's guy love between two guys 🎵

  • merkmerk73
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:18pm

    Yeah powder donuts suck and those chocolate covered ones are the shit tho

    In fact if you could just give me a bag of the little chocolate edges

  • MyAries
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:39pm

    This better not be a bootyhole reference

  • SupaFlyslammajammazz
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:12pm

    Gotta make sure you get your doughnuts before going to that call.

  • ayejester
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:45pm

    Pink?!

    Yellow?!

    You do care!

  • daflyboys
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 6:32pm

    Love cops with a sense of humor. Shows you morons who think that all cops, especially White cops, only want to kill people. That's absurd. They're people. They have families. They want to keep their jobs to support their families. Or are you just stupid about it and simply listen to what the media wants you to think and believe?

  • gagagoogaga
    -4 points Jan 21,2019, 3:25pm

    A black cop eating a white donut and a white cop eating a black donut.

    This isn't even good enough for /r/mildlyinteresting.

  • meowsouls
    -13 points Jan 21,2019, 2:30pm

    This isn't funny.

  • BongLifts5X5
    -24 points Jan 21,2019, 2:14pm

    And after they finished their snacks, the two officers busted a kid for a gram of weed and then sped over to a local restaurant (sirens on) to strong-arm the owner into a free meal.

  • MCWyss
    -16 points Jan 21,2019, 1:48pm

    Nothing like a good donut after killing an innocent black man😋

  • IIHopes_EndII
    -29 points Jan 21,2019, 1:37pm

    Fuck Cops

  • littleboyfem
    -18 points Jan 21,2019, 3:09pm

    cops suck tho

  • enjoimnt
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    Lame

  • forestgreen99
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    Fuck 12

  • EldrinJak
    -3 points Jan 21,2019, 11:22am

    Ivory is way more into this than Ebony. Poor guy.

  • JustLikeAmmy
    -16 points Jan 21,2019, 8:56am

    This is literally just a photo of a black cop and a white cop.

  • droog40k
    -19 points Jan 21,2019, 3:00pm

    Cops suck

  • phatcatt4420
    -5 points Jan 21,2019, 1:56pm

    Ok ok funny, but stuuppiiddd!

  • myshinyerectiom
    -11 points Jan 21,2019, 6:22pm

    And then he shot him for his skin colour

  • shaderlite
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:30pm

    Lmo

  • lbsi204
    -1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:41pm

    So hows this bad apple recovery P.R. campaign going?

  • Flokkness
    -9 points Jan 21,2019, 3:35pm

    I'm guessing the white cop was acquitted and went on to cop elsewhere.

  • CthuIhu
    -5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:21pm

    Cops being cute on the front page while their double standards and blue wall remain obscured unless it's national news

    Don't go changing reddit!

  • Stank_Lee
    -17 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm
  • ZET_III
    -18 points Jan 21,2019, 12:16pm

    Dis gay.

  • Only1Skrybe
    -21 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    Cops. They're dumbass people too.

  • cyperchu
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:20pm

    ACAB

  • Gluttoneria
    -24 points Jan 21,2019, 1:19pm

    You see the white cop is actually smarter because eating that white donut makes you look like a cocaine addict in tornado

  • guamflippedover
    -29 points Jan 21,2019, 4:22pm

    sigh. more copaganda.

    Pigs are not cute or funny.

  • HeaterTheYeeter
    -7 points Jan 21,2019, 1:43pm

    Hey, I bought a chocolate ice cream

  • thegeebeebee
    -30 points Jan 21,2019, 4:20pm

    Ugh, attempts to make cops great guys.

    ACAB

  • MambaJuice2424
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 5:15pm

    I love how the white donut is dirty

  • poorletoilet
    -33 points Jan 21,2019, 5:10pm

    FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS

    YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS

  • pyrovisual
    -19 points Jan 21,2019, 5:19pm

    Racist

COMMENTS

  • persianpenguin
    197 points Jan 21,2019, 2:07pm

    That's some hardcore flirting they're doing

  • bencvm
    1362 points Jan 21,2019, 8:25am

    And just like that, centuries of institutional racism disappeared.

  • frumpyfrog
    327 points Jan 21,2019, 8:20am

    The cop on the left has totally mastered the art of eating the powdered donut!

  • Slantedtotheleft
    119 points Jan 21,2019, 8:45am

    was kind of hoping they'd kiss

  • Quinn-III
    41 points Jan 21,2019, 1:59pm

    Why are all policemen bald

  • TheSauze
    67 points Jan 21,2019, 8:53am

    Mike the cop!!

  • sammeadows
    77 points Jan 21,2019, 12:27pm

    That is a CHIN

  • LazerPit
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 4:40pm

    Love this YouTube channel. Guy on the right does lots of common sense police videos like how to interact with police. What to say when they impede on your rights, so on and so forth. YouTube channel is Mike The Cop

  • datbeerdude
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 2:02pm

    Look to the cookie Elaine.

  • AinsleysPepperMill
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 5:23pm
  • kompromat_komrade
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 4:59pm

    Powdered donut guy bites with such practiced efficiency; a normal man would have powder all over his mouth. But powdered donut guy? Not a speck.

  • Rhinofucked
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 5:54pm

    Awwww Mike the cop

    DonutOperator is going to be jealous

  • Kpt_Kipper
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 5:21pm

    Gravity falls anyone?

  • tato_tots
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    Mr. White and Mr. Black

  • 10per
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 2:12pm

    Donuts...is there anything they can't do?

  • maxipad777
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 2:43pm

    Better than a Pepsi commercial

  • fam_pow
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 2:49pm

    It just looks like the start of a porno.

  • MikeN_ike
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:42pm

    MIKE THE COP!

  • gunwilltravel
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 4:57pm

    They are partners And it looks like friend's too

  • Sawyermblack
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:16pm

    The chin that ebony lacks is made up by ivory.

  • Brizzzled
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:21pm

    I love Mike the Cop <3

  • ShimoFox
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 7:16pm

    You could cut that sexual tension with a donut.

  • Dalogadro
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 3:44pm

    wow couldn't even be in the same car together... racism is everywhere.

  • DrArman
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 4:39pm

    That was a little gay And I liked it ! Lol

  • Mediumtim
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 11:05am
  • NickPickle05
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:02pm

    Goddamnit. Now I want some doughnuts.

  • Falkowski90
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 2:10pm

    I wish I had a doughnut 🙁

  • lifewontwait86
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 2:12pm

    Look to the donut Elaine, look to the donut.

  • bettorworse
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 3:03pm

    Now show us Beans and Frank!!! :)

  • Logicrazy12
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 3:33pm

    Mike the cop!!!

  • darkmmm
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 3:38pm

    Looks like that annoying tiktok advert on YouTube

  • TheMacaroon
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 4:18pm

    Yin and yang

  • teebatch
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 4:28pm

    Now kith.

  • theGavelissoundgavel
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 4:44pm

    Powdered doughnuts are a rookie move.

  • FUTLOCO14
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 5:03pm

    Mr. White and Mr. Black

  • ifjake
    29 points Jan 21,2019, 12:08pm

    Happy Martin Luther King Jr day, I guess.

  • Maattata
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 2:51pm

    Anyone got vibes of Mr. Black and Mr. White from Johnny test?

  • ChipsDipChainsWhips
    27 points Jan 21,2019, 12:28pm

    ACAB

  • themadstork921
    35 points Jan 21,2019, 12:20pm

    ACAB

  • Steampunk_Moustache
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 3:08pm

    Now kiss.

  • HippoKingOfOld
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 1:35pm

    Good to see Herc and Carver still at it.

  • Batsy0219
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 2:33pm

    Now kiss!

  • elephantblimp
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:20pm

    I wish I had a bromance <3

  • LobsterPastry
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 3:32pm

    "Yellow!?" "Pink!?" "You do care!"

  • misterbondpt
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm

    Now kiss!

  • dubbs4president
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm

    I donut understand.

  • sherlockazulu
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:50pm

    So help me if that was a TikTok...

  • NeonRain111
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:51pm
  • Davare
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Now kiss!

    KISS!!!!

  • LeviPorton
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    Is that Mike the cop?

  • gahlo
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:44pm

    Ah, the ol cop swap.

  • SketchtheHunter
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 7:08pm

    Yellow?

    Pink?

    YOU DO CARE!

  • didyoueverseewardogs
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 1:08pm

    How the fuck is this funny

  • captyossarian1991
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 1:25pm

    “Look to the cookie Elaine!”

  • erikannen
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 5:21pm

    Police and doughnuts are associated because that was pretty much the only affordable and convenient thing you could buy if you worked during the night shift in the ‘40s/‘50s (and they usually came with coffee, too). The association stuck, even if 24 hour restaurants became more common after that.

  • ShittyGuitarist666
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 5:33pm

    You always gatta have a black partner Incase you get accused of being a racist

  • curlyelmo
    23 points Jan 21,2019, 1:03pm

    How is this rising on r/funny. We truly are in the final years of reddit.

  • Zemphyy
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 1:59pm

    I love mikethecop.

  • mdhunter99
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 12:36pm

    Pro tip, when you’re eating a powdered donut, hold your breath, you breathe in it’s going in your nose, breathe out it’s all over your clothes

  • Drago1214
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 1:08pm

    Look to the cookie!

  • Finn_Hmong
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 12:39pm

    Oops! I'm pregnant and now my Husband is out getting me a doughnut, sorry babe.

  • wunkadurgenfaceball
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:50pm

    *sorts by controversial

  • RockyGrenade
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:58pm

    Yummmm doughnuts

  • koy5
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:22pm

    I could see Shawn and Gus doing this on Psych.

  • Napalm_Nips
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:26pm

    oh man, I'm so glad to see Chad getting some love on here. he's a nice guy IRL

  • the_anzipex
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:44pm

    Wait.. What is Dizzee Rascal doing here?

  • chimpanzee13
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 3:36pm

    kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!

  • Diodes012
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 3:43pm

    Living in perfect harmony!

  • snor_exe
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:28pm

    Mr black and Mr white

  • Franputsun16
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:52pm

    yin and yang

  • techotron1
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:52pm

    They both look like NPC cops from GTA

    Edit: a word

  • Righteousho
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 5:51pm

    Fuck I want one too...

  • Earl_Dolphins
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:11pm

    That guy on the right looked so fuckin happy while eating that doughnut

  • Joshua01212
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:18pm

    Cop 1: Why are you fucking my sister?Cop 2: Why are you fucking mine?

  • Chakinfingerz
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:48pm

    That chin on the bald white guy though

  • Hoghead1000
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:53pm

    Mike the cop....pretty good youtuber.

  • wheezergeezer
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 8:19am

    Bromance and donuts.

  • siberianhamster1
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 8:20am

    And yet still, somehow, racial harmony eludes us.

  • Michael_Negron
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 3:44pm

    Equally taste delicious

  • xSkorne
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    Reminds me of zack and miri make a porno.

    Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!

  • Xairo
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 1:56pm

    "Eating in perfect harmony"

  • Historicmetal
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:59pm

    Bear Claws Matter

  • i_eat_biscuits
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 3:18pm
  • boardcertifiedasian
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 2:19pm
  • Jeerrrryyy
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:13pm

    I like to just imagine them on both sides of the car doing this while some thug is in the back questioning his life

  • WeAreTheToxins
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 12:51pm

    Still a better love story than Twilight

  • Yarnyosh
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    Jeezuz you don’t get any more ‘cop looking, than the guy on the right. It’s like because of his looks , he had no other choice than to become a cop

  • austinalexan
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    This isn’t even funny

  • cynn78
    4 points Jan 21,2019, 5:36pm

    If Australia gets a hold of this it will be all over mainstream news with the headline : white cop racist to African American colleague

  • MsBitchhands
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:09pm

    What's with the copaganda lately?

  • Hot_Beef_Injection
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:17pm

    You do care!

  • graayhaat
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:57pm

    Don’t glaze me bro!!!

  • Jake_Thador
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:00pm

    This hits on so many tropes and issues simultaneously. Bravo!

  • OverDaRambo
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 2:03pm

    Doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.

  • calamarichris
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:08pm

    Nah, nothing sexual going on here at all.

    Just a couple of irresistibly handsome LEOs on stakeout with some time to kill and no one around.

  • xZMBIxtteett
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:17pm

    Let me guess. This is from Tiktok...

  • Keikobad
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 8:24am

    Sweet

  • kookydooks
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:21pm

    Oh you

  • Frick_Games
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:32pm

    Oh no...IS THIS A TIK TOK VIDEO!!????

  • moldycheese8
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 3:00pm

    Never though I would see the day where tik tok was on r/funny...

  • timmehs
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:33pm

    Staged. No one would choose the white powder donut.

  • Looploops
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 12:03pm

    Fitting to post this on MLK day

  • boniggy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:29pm

    damnit now i want a powered doughnut.

  • ILuvRedHeadz
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:27pm

    Alright everyone let’s do a coin toss ...

  • Michael3038
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:52pm

    Someone fucking save the comments

  • xyzzyfortytwo
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:54pm
  • tokiedokie
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:07pm

    Officers Yin and Yang.

  • golden_venture
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:29pm

    Find someone who looks at you like Frodo looks at Sam.

  • xtecht
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:39pm
  • KrisCrotz
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:41pm

    "And that Billie is the story of how I met your other father"

  • yourfavoriteblackguy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:02pm

    Powdered donuts are what you take when all the other donuts have been eaten or cut in half.

  • Doctorfunkenstien69
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:08pm

    I was singing the song as this went on

  • nolanryansbeef
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:20pm

    it’s like the cop Ying and Yang

  • MaximumCameage
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:20pm

    The fuzz is on TicToc to catch all the pedophiles.

  • Bobofizz9
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Mr White and Mr Black

  • OmgLikeForSureDude
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:23pm

    Love connection

  • Nipplelasagna
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:42pm

    I like this

  • Selectiveinsomnia
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:24pm

    This is so cringeworthy but I love it

  • morain33
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:35pm

    But is the cop on the left really left handed? That's all I want to know!

  • KVBUTO
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:41pm

    talk about yin yang

  • CapitanRastrero
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:43pm

    Mike The Cop on yt

  • Jen-Diki
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:10pm

    Dat chin poked my eye.

  • FastProcess
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:15pm

    Just don't get it on your face!

  • hhuston02
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:09pm

    Is this what cops do when they pull up and park at places? If so, why aren’t they sharing their donuts?!

  • cully86
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:10pm

    Now I want a doughnut

  • cadcamm99
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:14pm

    I’d be coughing violently after taking a bite of the power donut

  • Jtsfour
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:32pm

    Don’t drink dat don’t drink dat

    Don’t drink dat racist coffee

  • Attarker
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:51pm

    Reminds me of the yin and yang symbol

  • Mrantet
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:04pm

    That's flippin Mike the cop!!!

  • MatrixPA
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:40pm

    Y'all are silly!!

  • xbmorexhavocx
    -4 points Jan 21,2019, 8:42am
  • Phearlosophy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:00pm

    Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie

  • Stillness307
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:00pm

    Love you guys!

  • WhiskeyReverend
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:26pm

    time for your weekly copoganda.

  • NTIMPORTANT
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 10:34am

    The Yin and Yang of Life

  • commonman1234
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    For the love of....a donut

  • Slothelyyy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:42pm

    It's guy love between two guys 🎵

  • merkmerk73
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:18pm

    Yeah powder donuts suck and those chocolate covered ones are the shit tho

    In fact if you could just give me a bag of the little chocolate edges

  • MyAries
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:39pm

    This better not be a bootyhole reference

  • SupaFlyslammajammazz
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:12pm

    Gotta make sure you get your doughnuts before going to that call.

  • ayejester
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:45pm

    Pink?!

    Yellow?!

    You do care!

  • daflyboys
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 6:32pm

    Love cops with a sense of humor. Shows you morons who think that all cops, especially White cops, only want to kill people. That's absurd. They're people. They have families. They want to keep their jobs to support their families. Or are you just stupid about it and simply listen to what the media wants you to think and believe?

  • gagagoogaga
    -4 points Jan 21,2019, 3:25pm

    A black cop eating a white donut and a white cop eating a black donut.

    This isn't even good enough for /r/mildlyinteresting.

  • meowsouls
    -13 points Jan 21,2019, 2:30pm

    This isn't funny.

  • BongLifts5X5
    -24 points Jan 21,2019, 2:14pm

    And after they finished their snacks, the two officers busted a kid for a gram of weed and then sped over to a local restaurant (sirens on) to strong-arm the owner into a free meal.

  • MCWyss
    -16 points Jan 21,2019, 1:48pm

    Nothing like a good donut after killing an innocent black man😋

  • IIHopes_EndII
    -29 points Jan 21,2019, 1:37pm

    Fuck Cops

  • littleboyfem
    -18 points Jan 21,2019, 3:09pm

    cops suck tho

  • enjoimnt
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    Lame

  • forestgreen99
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 1:46pm

    Fuck 12

  • EldrinJak
    -3 points Jan 21,2019, 11:22am

    Ivory is way more into this than Ebony. Poor guy.

  • JustLikeAmmy
    -16 points Jan 21,2019, 8:56am

    This is literally just a photo of a black cop and a white cop.

  • droog40k
    -19 points Jan 21,2019, 3:00pm

    Cops suck

  • phatcatt4420
    -5 points Jan 21,2019, 1:56pm

    Ok ok funny, but stuuppiiddd!

  • myshinyerectiom
    -11 points Jan 21,2019, 6:22pm

    And then he shot him for his skin colour

  • shaderlite
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 1:30pm

    Lmo

  • lbsi204
    -1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:41pm

    So hows this bad apple recovery P.R. campaign going?

  • Flokkness
    -9 points Jan 21,2019, 3:35pm

    I'm guessing the white cop was acquitted and went on to cop elsewhere.

  • CthuIhu
    -5 points Jan 21,2019, 6:21pm

    Cops being cute on the front page while their double standards and blue wall remain obscured unless it's national news

    Don't go changing reddit!

  • Stank_Lee
    -17 points Jan 21,2019, 4:37pm
  • ZET_III
    -18 points Jan 21,2019, 12:16pm

    Dis gay.

  • Only1Skrybe
    -21 points Jan 21,2019, 5:40pm

    Cops. They're dumbass people too.

  • cyperchu
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:20pm

    ACAB

  • Gluttoneria
    -24 points Jan 21,2019, 1:19pm

    You see the white cop is actually smarter because eating that white donut makes you look like a cocaine addict in tornado

  • guamflippedover
    -29 points Jan 21,2019, 4:22pm

    sigh. more copaganda.

    Pigs are not cute or funny.

  • HeaterTheYeeter
    -7 points Jan 21,2019, 1:43pm

    Hey, I bought a chocolate ice cream

  • thegeebeebee
    -30 points Jan 21,2019, 4:20pm

    Ugh, attempts to make cops great guys.

    ACAB

  • MambaJuice2424
    -2 points Jan 21,2019, 5:15pm

    I love how the white donut is dirty

  • poorletoilet
    -33 points Jan 21,2019, 5:10pm

    FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS FUCK COPS

    YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS YES ALL COPS

  • pyrovisual
    -19 points Jan 21,2019, 5:19pm

    Racist

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Didn't place first but had the most fun

funny

COMMENTS

  • That1neGinger
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 6:40pm

    Best version? Shooting stars version.

  • klaudiabar
    12 points Jan 20,2019, 5:36pm

    If I've ever heard someone think "Oh, for fuck's sake." it was from that guy.

  • akz
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 6:28pm

    I like the Interstellar edit.

    https://youtu.be/3bCzo4B2r7k

  • beerandlolz
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:38pm

    Always that one spechul child in every group.

  • OnBonusTime
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:10pm

    Lol

  • Tydymnky
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:33pm

    This is my favorite thing

  • JonMac1701
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:47pm

    TIMMAH!!!

  • usephoenixdown
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:33pm

    LoolWeeeeeee!

COMMENTS

  • That1neGinger
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 6:40pm

    Best version? Shooting stars version.

  • klaudiabar
    12 points Jan 20,2019, 5:36pm

    If I've ever heard someone think "Oh, for fuck's sake." it was from that guy.

  • akz
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 6:28pm

    I like the Interstellar edit.

    https://youtu.be/3bCzo4B2r7k

  • Ludricio
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:14pm

    Fuck me, that had me giggling like a little girl.

  • beerandlolz
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 5:38pm

    Always that one spechul child in every group.

  • OnBonusTime
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:10pm

    Lol

  • Tydymnky
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:33pm

    This is my favorite thing

  • JonMac1701
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 6:47pm

    TIMMAH!!!

  • usephoenixdown
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 7:33pm

    LoolWeeeeeee!

● ● ●

Some will understand.. others wont know the pain.

funny

COMMENTS

  • tsummers2073
    60 points Jan 20,2019, 3:16pm

    Piece of paper always fixed that

  • ShsSlayer
    36 points Jan 20,2019, 3:35pm

    These also made excellent blow darts. Take the bottom plastic piece off and insert a lead piece backwards. Fairly accurate and would actually stick into things with enough force.

  • BLoSCboy
    11 points Jan 20,2019, 5:44pm

    What’s sucked was when I presssed too hard and the lead popped back into it

  • NicklerTheGreat
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 3:19pm

    Just a bit of creative thinking could fix

  • XFirebalX_347
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29pm

    Put one or two of them in backwards, you're welcome.

  • macomo
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:33pm

    Because you never had to get up and find a pencil sharpener that turned out to be crappy and broke the lead each time. You could also write very small and it still be legible. I’m a retired Accountant and still have my mechanical pencil. I intend to be buried with it in case I want to take notes about the afterlife.

  • OhioMegi
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 4:09pm

    I have some as prizes for my third graders. I literally handed one to a kid and told her to not mess with it because if she lost just one, it’s useless. FIFTEEN minutes later “Ms. Ohiomegi, my pencil won’t work!”
    Sucks to be you kid!

  • contrarianbynature
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:59pm

    This pencil is how I always described my bowel movements.

  • clovesoff
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:44pm

    I never understood why people liked these. No erasers, I never saw any sort of refill, and there are much better mechanical pencils.

  • mrellenwood
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 4:13pm

    Funny story: I was about 6 years old and just saw the arachnophobia movie and decided to pretend I had fangs.... realized i couldn’t hang these off my teeth so I put them in the tip of my nostrils. Proceeded to accidentally sniff them up my nose when they didn’t stay well. Landed a trip to the hospital where I had to get a shot on the each side of my nose so that they can stick a tube up into my sinus cavities and get them out. I just remember blood being everywhere and getting about 100 stickers afterwards.

  • abababsbsbab
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:26pm

    Ohh I remember these pencils

  • Xenobsidian
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:16pm

    Why do we even thought these things were cool? But we loved them.

  • TraderJoe23
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:48pm

    When you lose your virginity you're fucked..

COMMENTS

  • tsummers2073
    60 points Jan 20,2019, 3:16pm

    Piece of paper always fixed that

  • ShsSlayer
    36 points Jan 20,2019, 3:35pm

    These also made excellent blow darts. Take the bottom plastic piece off and insert a lead piece backwards. Fairly accurate and would actually stick into things with enough force.

  • BLoSCboy
    11 points Jan 20,2019, 5:44pm

    What’s sucked was when I presssed too hard and the lead popped back into it

  • xSeveredSaintx
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 6:16pm

    As a kid I always pressed to hard and ended up pushing the lead into itself. I hated these

  • NicklerTheGreat
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 3:19pm

    Just a bit of creative thinking could fix

  • XFirebalX_347
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 3:29pm

    Put one or two of them in backwards, you're welcome.

  • macomo
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:33pm

    Because you never had to get up and find a pencil sharpener that turned out to be crappy and broke the lead each time. You could also write very small and it still be legible. I’m a retired Accountant and still have my mechanical pencil. I intend to be buried with it in case I want to take notes about the afterlife.

  • OhioMegi
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 4:09pm

    I have some as prizes for my third graders. I literally handed one to a kid and told her to not mess with it because if she lost just one, it’s useless. FIFTEEN minutes later “Ms. Ohiomegi, my pencil won’t work!”
    Sucks to be you kid!

  • contrarianbynature
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:59pm

    This pencil is how I always described my bowel movements.

  • clovesoff
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 3:44pm

    I never understood why people liked these. No erasers, I never saw any sort of refill, and there are much better mechanical pencils.

  • mrellenwood
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 4:13pm

    Funny story: I was about 6 years old and just saw the arachnophobia movie and decided to pretend I had fangs.... realized i couldn’t hang these off my teeth so I put them in the tip of my nostrils. Proceeded to accidentally sniff them up my nose when they didn’t stay well. Landed a trip to the hospital where I had to get a shot on the each side of my nose so that they can stick a tube up into my sinus cavities and get them out. I just remember blood being everywhere and getting about 100 stickers afterwards.

  • abababsbsbab
    2 points Jan 20,2019, 5:26pm

    Ohh I remember these pencils

  • Xenobsidian
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 3:16pm

    Why do we even thought these things were cool? But we loved them.

  • TraderJoe23
    1 points Jan 20,2019, 6:48pm

    When you lose your virginity you're fucked..

● ● ●

Now kith

funny

COMMENTS

  • mdarby
    93 points Jan 20,2019, 12:14pm

    Saw image; instantly hoped for the appropriate title. Well played.

  • IndianapolisJones90
    41 points Jan 20,2019, 10:52am

    I thought the mantis was holding a small pair of binoculars

  • Kithiarse
    12 points Jan 20,2019, 11:53am
  • ihearttatertots
    18 points Jan 20,2019, 10:49am

    "Shampoo is better!! No conditioner is better!!"

  • invertedparadoxxx
    17 points Jan 20,2019, 1:47pm

    I ath you to bleth this meal oh Lord.

    Now kith and thay amen.

    Amen.

  • weedtrek
    7 points Jan 20,2019, 1:53pm

    "Dammit Kyle, stop playing with your food!"

  • nikoneer1980
    6 points Jan 20,2019, 2:41pm

    Looks like the fly on the mantis’s left is beyond hearing... part of it’s head is already eaten. I had a mantis as a “pet” for several months while stationed in Japan. Very cool bug. Shockingly fast when nailing its prey. Fattened him up then released him into the garden when I rotated back to the states.

  • RVMiller1
    5 points Jan 20,2019, 5:21pm

    *now die

  • Drchewiepopcorn
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 10:55am

    Now play nice

  • Oushinuma
    4 points Jan 20,2019, 2:57pm

    When mom is breaking up a fight.

  • Nap1869
    12 points Jan 20,2019, 2:17pm

    I read that in Mike Tysons voice

  • forestcridder
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 1:14pm

    double fisting flies tonight! Wooo!

  • Darth_Thaddeus
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:20pm

    Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday.

  • A-Clumsy-Spartan
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:38pm
  • BigZmultiverse
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 3:39pm

    Surprised someone didn’t tag that one subreddit here...

  • CallsignStardust
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 4:21pm

    No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again sir!

  • bali40
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 5:20pm

    Thats how my sis plays with her dolls

  • 8hes8
    3 points Jan 20,2019, 6:15pm

    i pronounthe you huthband and wife