That's just when hulk let out a 16 second fart and everybody stopped.
If Chris Hemsworth shows his ass, I ain't gunna complain
Looks like they're ready for Ant-Man.
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The classic pose to show both tits and ass
Stupid sexy Avengers
Hulk fists are intimidating, but the spread green star would put the fear of god in me.
The hulk really cracks me up haha
Looks like JoJo part 9 is coming along just fine
So basically just JoJo's Bizarre Adventure then?
Awaken, my masters ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
Bust down Hulkiana
Didn't Jane Foster eye fuck Thor in the first movie? She was basically biting her lip and was like, "mmmm".
You can almost hear Black Widow saying, "Umm... What's happening?".
Hulk is just begging for it—fookin slut
Hulk about to rip a gamma fart and end all of NY.
Hulk be like, "Excuse me, I'd like to... ASS you a few questions."
They're just channeling JoJo then.
Hulk going full Ace Ventura lmao
stupid sexy hulk!
this should be the new norm. hah
That's just Hawkeye from the other direction
I was really hoping Evans was working his banana split.
Okay but Jojo’s literally does this
I lost it when I saw Hulk spreading his cheeks.
Hulk just said fuck it
Amazing how butts immediately go from hot to hilarious when they have a penis
Aight the pose the Hulk is doing is a bit of a stretch.
I love Hulk! He's just like "Yeah, look at it bitch! Yeah, you like that?"
Hulk was the one to get me lol.
In a hulk voice.
Obsession with ass that’s why no one can get at the squat rack or any leg machine these days.
Movie poster makers have mastered the art of showing a woman’s face and ass at the same time.
Poor Scarlett Johansson, now a man.
Hulk just letting it all hang out.
What have you done with the green man?
Hulk looks like he’s getting ready for ant man
See the original poster, Black Widow is actually posing like that.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
I need to know who told the hulk to spread em
I looked for marvel posters with the women showing their ass like that (for science) and this was the closest ass poster I could find.
Hulk like Duck Face!
The Hulk straight up thicc
Awaken my masters!
Hulk has me on the verge of tears with laughter
I will just leave this here
Not enough side boob from Thor or Hulk.
When you're trying to fight Thanos but you're D U M M Y T H I C C
Oh how Captain America is working that ass.
Not the Hulk we deserve, butt the Hulk we need
That is an improvment...
This is funny yet sad at the same time.
aren't those just JoJo poses?
People: women in movies are over sexualized!Me: actually the men are just under sexualized. I demand equal sexualization!
Apart from Hulk. They are all doing JOJO poses
Yes, but the same principal is applied to the men, the locations they are accentuating are just different. They are showing off their rippling abs and bulging biceps. Not saying that its not crazy how accentuated women are in media, cause lets be honest the number of comic book covers, movie posters and other things were the women might as well be naked is insane.
They should do a movie poster of guys in the fashion of women eating salad in commercials.
ummm... Cap America can get some D ...
If they do make a poster like that, I’m definitely buying one.
Ok, this hilarious
They just kinda turned Hawkeye round though.
I cannot... unsee... this... you heinous villain!...
The new cover for "Gigantic Asses"?
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
I saw what you did there...
DAMNNNNN BOI HE THICC, BOI
Yeah, I'll give you that one.
A man's chest and arms are the erogenous zones. It's not a double standard. They're both being sexually exploited in the original.
Black widow already doing it and they changed her to something normal
now they look like JoJo characters
Needs high heels and cleavage.
Lmaooo the hulk just gave up and spread his cheeks
When you put it that way, gross. And frankly speaking tired of seeing that shit anyway.
The men are posed so that women find them hot.
Captain America's pose reminds me of Jojo.
Hulk is spreading that shit
"If guys took vacation photos like girls did"
But they do, in a way...?
Male poses accentuate those areas a woman might find attractive, such as showing strong arms or in Captain America’s case here, a strong stance and hint of a bulge.
I’m just guessing though, since my wife is an ass lover and would absolutely love the men to pose like the illustration.
T H I C C
Insert "bruh" Sound Effect #2
Honestly this would just make me want to watch it more
The Hulk made me snort
The iron butt
The world would be a better place.
Damn bros you are thicc
I had strings but now im free..
Thors about to scream ORAORAORAORAORA!!!
Awaken my Avengers
Thor is thiccccc boi
I’m just gonna leave this herehttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/awlWb
AWAKEN MY AVENGERS
Interestingly, for a later Avengers 1 poster, they did in fact kind of reverse Black Widow and Hulk's poses, possibly as a response to criticism of the earlier drawn poster.
Okey why is jojo here
Black Widow is a man confirmed
Well, i see all men are facing their packages to the public
This is usually a point made in reference to some sort of controversy/misogyny/etc. Most of the time it is, as reddit is so fond of saying, a false equivalency.
With the somewhat exception of Iron Man, all of the heroes on this cover, (and indeed, and basically any cover) look like they've spent about a hundred years in the gym. Bulging biceps, shredded serratus, and a 12 pack are basically the minimum. Generally speaking, the men have just as much skin (ha!) in the game as women do; the metrics are just a bit different.
Of course, even when you are comparing relative apples to apples, you get covers that elicit quotes like: "imagine Spider-Man in that position instead, and the concept would have never gotten this far"
Even while Spider-Man has assumed exactly the same pose for covers previously.
ITT: triggered men talking about triggered women
they aren't spreading their buttholes wide enough
I mean im a guy but like no homo I would like to see Chris's ass
Can we have more poster like this plox
Is it just me or has this just been turned into a jojo's poster
So basically JoJo poses?
Hulk went full goatse
Hull is literally just spreading his bug green asshole
And the woman like a man.
What female super hero is spreading her ass like the hulk in this poster?
Nick fury, I'm trying to sneak into Thanos's base, but I'm dummy thick, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting his guards!
Is this a Jojo Reference?
You realize men's arms are more sexy to a lot of women...so they're still posed sexually
How people can look at this poster and think Black Widow turning a little is more exploitative than how insanely buff Thor is idk. Not even including the neutron-star-of-parodied-masculinity that is The Hulk.
We just gonna ignore that all the men have either their shoulders exposed or their legs spread with crotch on full display?
Wait thats illegal
Why Hulk gotta be full spread like that? 😭
What’s going on with Hulk??
A net improvement, I'd say.
Try zooming in on captain america's face in the top picture. What the whack is that?!?
I like the irony that Black widow posed as a man in the second pic
Wow, I haven't seen this one since the avengers came out, good job on digging this one out of it's grave!
“He performs, she poses” was title of study analysing photos of pro-athletes on their facebooks and instagrams.
I like it better this way honestly.
Seeing the men pose like that makes me want to watch it more, no homo
this is where my poop comes out
this is what you think is hot
Honestly I'd still watch but because of those sexy manly muscular avengers but because its a good film, and no homo.
No issues. Gotta let the ladies and gay dudes get their ogle on too. No thanks on the Hulk Goatse, though. With his strength, I'm afraid he could open it to like, Devil's Anus proportions....
oh it's the butt that's the problem. not the fact that all the men are shredded which perpetuates unattainable physique standards for men. whereas the woman in the picture has a completely undeveloped physique. am i playing this stupid crybaby game right?
The Hulk is ready for some action
is that a jojo reference?
Goatse Hulk needs to be a thing.
Okay putting the hulk in that pose is really stretching it too far...
Men and women are different, including how they are sexualized. They're all doing the one step forward, indicating advancement but also highlighting the respective sexualized parts, be it upper musculature for men-viewed from the front-or the feminine contours for women-viewed from the side.
People who post stuff like this don’t point out the fact that male super heroes may not have big butts but they are always shredded media doesn’t just target girls when it comes to your body.
Oh I’m sorry is the huge jacked half naked green dude not enough for women? How about the guy with a godly figure showing off his biceps and quads or the peak human soldier who had a shirtless scene as soon as he is made in his original movie? Lul.
I'll take man boody over woman boody anyday
Black widow went from girl to boy
In all fairness, Scarjo's ass is the best thing about Black Widow in the MCU.
Joking aside, isn't sex appeal part of Black Windows' ...ah em... assets?
NOW i want to see a super hero movie
Black Widow enjoying that.
I just sharted
Funny, but i am getting the feeling you try to tell me something here beyond that...
Ironman's that metal ass
Did you just repost a thumbnail? Really?
Iron Man looks like Ned Flanders.
Hulk tho... DAAAAAAAAAMNN
Where is Tom Holland.
It's the DVD cover for the Avengers gay porn parody.
The arc on the lower back of women in sexy poses disturbs me.
A S S V E N G E R S
I’d enjoy that
Cap you alright man?
I just thought this was the back view from the upper pic.
Love how the only women in the photo changed poses lol
I agree we would be a gay world
Captain America HELLA thicc
I've always wondered what hulk looked like from back of those "close up roars". not at all what I imagined
The hulk wants it. He is spreading already
Some nerdy gay dude had already jerked it to this picture.
Wtf is Thor doing with his arms?
I can live with that
I wouldn't mind...
Good thing Hulk didn't pose like that in Ragnarok.
Wow, blast from the past. Slow weekend in Marvel subreddit land?
Looks like a job for Hideo Kojima
Hawkeye has a glowing crotch
Iron man is striking a classic angelic pose
Captain America is using a very erect pose with showing off physic as well as an explosion coming from his crotch
Thor has always had that blonde flowing hair which is accentuated by his flowing cape.
Hulk is showing off well-toned shoulders and sculpted arms that you see on bodybuilders
These are things people find attractive about men and masculinity but please be sure to only complain about the sole female hero displaying her own assets when that is pretty much half her powers anyway. Superheroes in general are very homoerotic.
Hulk just wtf man
Thanks, I hate it.
This is how marvel would have looked if John K had created it, instead of Stan Lee
Jojo's Bizarre Avengers
How many shirtless men have we seen in the mcu compared to shirtless or scantily clad women?
Hey, they gotta show off scarlett johanssons ass, and im not gonna complain
it's almost as if certain poses extenuate male and female characteristics better than others....huh?
The men are accentuating their muscles and crotches
There’s no need for them to pose with their ass because they pose with their abs instead.
Marvel movies love to have their guys shirtless
I watch Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. I dont want any women complaining to me about weird obscure poses.
To be fair, Black Widow only value added is through her body. She's the most pathetic superhero in the whole marvelverse. If you don't believe go rewatch her "attacking" Thanos. She just runs at him and he doesn't even hit her with those rock things and she's defeated. She should have been dead a long time ago.
Oh thank god for the red border on the second picture, I wasn't sure what to look at there for a second.
This was the entire Justice League movie, such a different treatment of Wonder Woman than in her own film.
The avengers are trying to sneak up on Thanos, they they are dummy thick, and the clap on their combined ass cheeks keeps giving away their positions... hulk is controlling himself though, good on you hulk.
I'm gonna need a source for a irl movie poster that has someone posing like The Hulk there
Everyone is getting so triggered. Its obviously exaggerated and meant to be partly serious partly a joke
Okay, being serious for a moment, a more appropriate pose for men would be them posing in a way women want them to pose, not how men want women to pose.
Only reason she is there in this first place is her ass (and tits), so it's fine
At least they're highlighting the guys' muscles and crotches!
Women say this thinking we aint gonna be mirin' on the Chris's snack asses.
Black widow is there like shit I got competition now 😂
Thanos better not show his ass or Antman will sneak inside
I just looked at an Avengers poster. This isn’t accurate.
Please. Show me a movie poster where the star is spreading their ass.
Thorbutt is fiiiiiine by me
The iron-man from the original poster's already looks like woman. No need to change.
This was funnier when the Deadpool posters did it.
Both sell tickets.
Thanos doing this is what Ant Man is hoping for.
Aren’t they already doing the guy version of this pose by having Captain America thrust his crotch in the middle
Seriously? No reposts.
It's true though
Well, we have seen more naked Hulk booty than Widow booty.
The minority complaining about this stuff is so strange to me: the largest demographic of people who watch these movies is young adult men, of course the marketing team is going to appeal to what they like.
I don't remember people complaining that Twilight didn't show enough lewd women
I have never seen anyone posing like Hulk is posing. Is this a reference? Did I miss something?
The fact that this is the poster for avengers 1 should tell you how old of a repost this one is.
Hahah who do you think draws and gets the women to pose like that... 😂 men!
What the fuck is Black Widow doing in the original. Everyone else has a pose that would make sense in a combat situation. She's just getting ready to punch the air?
I can appreciate the wit here, but let's not pretend that if Black Widow was in literally ANY of the poses of the other Avengers, there wouldn't be claims that there's too much attention drawn to her breasts (Which is why she's in a completely made up pose in the satirical drawing); Sorry ladies, all your sides and angles are attractive.
Youd probably complain about her tits if she was facing the other way.
The real irony here is that the men are posed provocatively in the original picture as well but that isn’t what people concentrate on because it isn’t the popular narrative to spout.
Every man in that photo is posed to show their broad chest, bulging muscles, strong poses to evoke feelings of power and dominance. Yeah Black Widow’s pose shows off her booty and it probably shouldn’t do that, but that opinion doesn’t change that there are negative body stereotypes for men scattered all throughout pop culture.
I think the best thing we can do is not focus on creating barriers between us, talking about how sexist this thing or that thing is, and maybe begin focusing on how we have more common ground than we might initially think, and from that point of view establish a new narrative where we change the whole picture, instead of contributing to the problem with dirisiveness.
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Oh look, another feminist that thinks that only woman are sexualized in media. Ignores the ripped physique, chiseled jaws, six packs etc
But.. Black widow is a woman...
A man with is chest out is a turn on for women, so it kinda already does cut both ways
I get the point but what is wrong with Nat's pose here?
Hawkeye initiative anyone?
He's not wrong. It's not the first law but it's still true.
Cartman also tells us the reason for Columbus Day
"In 1492 Columbus sailed to get us a day off from school"
It’s more like $40-50 in 2019 — this hits too hard.
Someone give him the Nobel Prize
Physics and fun start with the same letter
"The more you know."
Not in my beautiful communist country
Takes money to go to Casa Bonita
More like the laws of EA
kenny had money but not stan?
And when you're an adult it's more like 25 dollars plus tax.
I’d say 5. There’s a bar near me that has a lot of free video games and board games inside and it’s huge. Only open two times a week too. $5 cover charge. Def worth.
Laws of *capitalism
And if you don’t know how much it costs, then you can’t afford it. Like a CJ.
Golden Bear in Sacramento, CA! That’s my favorite bar (not a brewery), so happy to see it on Reddit haha
People are pigs! This is great lol.
Thats stupid, how are people supposed to walk on ash trays?
That sign is so passive aggressive I thought it was a British pub.
They had us in the first half not going to lie.
Many people who smoke are just really horrible. First, they poison the air with second hand smoke, so even people who don't smoke get affected. Then, they throw their cigarette butts everywhere messing up the environment. One of the things I hope wish we didn't invent was cigarettes.
Can't duh! It's called an "ash" tray not a "butt" tray
This is passive aggressive
Man, people are such asholes...
90 minutes earlier:
Dad: “Whats Molly?”
He hit that robot like it had been bottled up since his kid was born!
He put the New Balance in the closet for the evening and unleashed the Adidas. Watch out ladies!
I’m pretty sure that’s an undercover cop trying to fit in.
Wish it had sound. Wonder what he’s rocking out to
The girls seem to be dancing to a different song.
I wish I was that confident.
I want to hang with this guy.
✔white sneakers✔blue jeans✔polo tucked into jeansYup we have a dad here
He's trying to peacock for all the young ladies there. But he knows his wife is going to take him home after he gets day drunk on 3 lite beers and a 'marijuana cigarette' he snuck in to this music festival. Best day of his life.
I wish I could let go like that......
source was a vamps concert
When that third Mich Ultra hits ya
Dadding as it should be
I wish I could feel that happy.
He is the definition of a dad. Funny this is, if his shirt were untucked, his shoes weren't stark white, and his moves dialed down by 10% he would be a bad ass motherfucker.Quick edit: Shoes aren't as bad as I first thought. Thought they were k Swiss.
That’s the Dad-est robot dance ever.
Dad. I thought I said no more raves. Smh🗿
"Whoa! Your dad can do the robot!?" some random kid, probably.
Total badass. Love this guy.
I wish I could let go on the dancefloor like this guy does.
It sucks old dudes can’t dance like this without other people giving a laugh. Fun is age free
Dude can move, with zero fucks given.
OMG! He dances like me, only difference is he has the confidence to do it in public! Good for him!!! Lol!
This man has mastered his inner peace and is able to find joy in every aspect of life. Mad jealous, I need drugs for that.
His wife on the right, speaking to their kids, "Are we far enough away that people dont know he's with us?"
Napoleon has aged well
There’s no music I know of that could be to the beat he’s dancing to
I wish I could enjoy myself as much as he is.
Listening to flume - sleepless and this popped up.
Shake that salt and pepper hair like you just don't care
It's a perfect dad day!
Who says white people cant dance
He dances like he used to work for Disney
...hell......DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING!! He is having a great time!
This only happens, when dad is raised by daughters.
So jealous of this guy. It’d be awesome to care that little.
It’s Boyle from the 99.
I envy this man's ability to express joy. Well, and/or to feel it.
Big dick energy
Bless this guy!! I appreciate if you can let go and have fun like that!! You go dad!!
If I did that my daughter would kill me.
3 Budweiser’s later...
Neckbeards hating on a 40 year old man with more testicular fortitude and the raw fucking power of game that they can never hope to touch. lmfao
dude's going to need a chiropractor
Filmed from a safe distance I see.
Dad rocking some moves though!
Notice his kids already moved to a different spot!
I can't love this enough!!
We can all aspire to be this man...
I would absolutely hangout with dude and buy him a beer
The white dance
That has got to be a church type concert. He is having a blast though.
I think this might actually be a hilarious Dad Joke
Started out as a Carlton, then to a robot, finished out with an Elaine.
I know a Christian concert when I see it .
Reminds me of this dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGXzT1FdJsk
This video ALWAYS makes me smile, fucking love it
Not all dads are made equal.
someone come get their dad
I hope he’s dancing to K-pop
Time to show off how good my back is!
I do this LOL
When the LSD flashbacks kick in
Yas! Live your best life!
Baby boomers with their cushy jobs and real estate investments and not a care in the world 🤬
Fucking lairy robot that like
Notice his wife and family have abandoned him.
He’s hoping someone will say, “Nice moves!”
Me age 13 after a shandy.
Can someone add Guile's Theme to this?
Parents with their small kids, dancing along side teens, with security walking through the crowd... what kind of concert is this??
I see you are standing far enough away to avoid association?
Some random church band
Just happened to be listening to Huey Lewis I want a new drug when the Saxophone starts it’s break down fucking priceless
Dance like nobody is watching and everyone will.
Aaaaaand I love him.
Get it man!!!!!! Everyone should dance and feel free. No judgments just pure physical expressive energy.
A dad in his natural habitat. Refreshing to see.
Wow granddad’s got some moves LOL
Cuttin' some rug!
You can literally play any song while watching this gif and it would fit.
That is some white ass dancing, truly a spectacle
This isn't your dad. This is an old repost
That's David Brent level cringe right there.
This is excruciatingly white
That looks like a single male.
Is dad another word for middle aged gay now?
Anyone else see this ass grab/ hold up in the bottom left?
Once you realize nobody gives a shit, you're truly free. This guy knows this.
I only like that flavor too. It's bananas.
She’s bananas over you, sorry for the una-peeling pun
That's so sweet of her, the bananas really are the best.
Does your girlfriend want a girlfriend 🙋🏻♀️
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I like all Runts, but banana are truly the best.
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This is halo, doom’s on the other disc
Every time I see this I chuckle.
I just love how much more blunt he gets each time he asks
Is this from a specific season? I can't remember when this is from.
RvB is great
Thought I was on r/traa for a second there
This is Red vs Blue! I love that show. It really picks up in the second season.
O’Malley says trans rights
Evil is good!
Tucker did it.
BvB woke af
What a fucking coincidence
"Doom" ... so, doodie?
I saw DOOM Is a dick
I laughed way too hard at this
So a women then.
Oh, ok. So a guy then. Later.
God damn it O'Malley!