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What really happened to the dinosaurs

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COMMENTS

  • tingbot2902
    108 points Aug 24,2019, 7:13am

    I’m getting flashbacks of wile e. Coyote

  • errol_timo_malcom
    80 points Aug 24,2019, 7:15am

    I’d like to see the perspective video of that trampoline spring attacking the GoPro

  • Alittlestitchious
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:53am

    They got... launched into space?

  • bmess216
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:48am

    What are the odds that the one spring that pops off takes out the camera strapped to the side of the trampoline.

  • Dlatrex
    15 points Aug 24,2019, 7:12am
  • Yggdrasil212
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:26am

    Poor trampoline

  • Mithosbluefish
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:30am

    You fucking wrecked your trampoline brah

  • Strontium90_
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:37am

    Aaaaand the dinosaurs are gooooone

  • _WildForever_
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:06am

    This just made my day. Can’t stop laughing. Bye bye Dino

  • redditmastery
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    That asteroid made the ground very bouncy

  • AoiroBuki
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:48am

    Explained in exceptional sympathy-inducing detail in The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs by Steve Brusatte.

  • manu9830
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:51am

    YEET

  • carnizzle
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:25am

    Yeet

  • blizzybone
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:14am

    Theory proven

  • durianisking
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:52am

    Have never seen such truth spoken without words.

  • ozzyfoz
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:53am

    They went into space! SpaceTrex out there?

  • toolazyforlaw
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:56am

    I'm convinced the giant brain did it

  • Endokinet
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:01am

    Hnngg... Dat conservation of momentum.

  • HaroerHaktak
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:07am

    Those who don't know, this is a gif from the latest video released by "How Ridiculous" on youtube.

  • mrmagik03
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:31am

    Ripper.

  • CaliRsvp
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:36am

    Never forget 🥺

  • Borgeas22
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    JUST let them fly

  • ethanwalsh2000
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:44am

    does that mean flat earth is confirmed?

  • inceptum
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:48am

    The only spring that got loose was the one that knocked down the GoPro

  • dustin1776
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:50am

    The only extinction I saw involved that GoPro.

  • theochan
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:53am

    Flat earther experiment on how dinosaurs went extinct

  • xproofx
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:57am

    I kind of want to see the images from the other cameras.

  • Raken_dep
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:58am

    Is this from a How Ridiculous viddy

  • notnewfoundsoccer
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:59am

    So theres a possibility of a race of space dinosaurs. Nice

  • tsushi-kami
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    You’re not to far off actually

  • ElKaBongX
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:51am

    REXXY!!!

  • MementoBibere
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    2 things:

    -The T-Rex very likely had feathers;

    -dinosaurs did not go extinct, some species survived and they eventually evolved in modern birds.

    Edit: 3 things actually. The T-Rex had a much more horizontal posture than that toy shows.

COMMENTS

  • tingbot2902
    108 points Aug 24,2019, 7:13am

    I’m getting flashbacks of wile e. Coyote

  • errol_timo_malcom
    80 points Aug 24,2019, 7:15am

    I’d like to see the perspective video of that trampoline spring attacking the GoPro

  • Alittlestitchious
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:53am

    They got... launched into space?

  • I_Mix_Stuff
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:15am

    That kills the trampoline.

  • bmess216
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:48am

    What are the odds that the one spring that pops off takes out the camera strapped to the side of the trampoline.

  • Dlatrex
    15 points Aug 24,2019, 7:12am
  • Yggdrasil212
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:26am

    Poor trampoline

  • Mithosbluefish
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:30am

    You fucking wrecked your trampoline brah

  • Strontium90_
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:37am

    Aaaaand the dinosaurs are gooooone

  • _WildForever_
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:06am

    This just made my day. Can’t stop laughing. Bye bye Dino

  • redditmastery
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    That asteroid made the ground very bouncy

  • AoiroBuki
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:48am

    Explained in exceptional sympathy-inducing detail in The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs by Steve Brusatte.

  • manu9830
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:51am

    YEET

  • carnizzle
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:25am

    Yeet

  • blizzybone
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:14am

    Theory proven

  • durianisking
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:52am

    Have never seen such truth spoken without words.

  • ozzyfoz
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:53am

    They went into space! SpaceTrex out there?

  • toolazyforlaw
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:56am

    I'm convinced the giant brain did it

  • Endokinet
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:01am

    Hnngg... Dat conservation of momentum.

  • HaroerHaktak
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:07am

    Those who don't know, this is a gif from the latest video released by "How Ridiculous" on youtube.

  • mrmagik03
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:31am

    Ripper.

  • CaliRsvp
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:36am

    Never forget 🥺

  • Borgeas22
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    JUST let them fly

  • ethanwalsh2000
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:44am

    does that mean flat earth is confirmed?

  • inceptum
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:48am

    The only spring that got loose was the one that knocked down the GoPro

  • dustin1776
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:50am

    The only extinction I saw involved that GoPro.

  • theochan
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:53am

    Flat earther experiment on how dinosaurs went extinct

  • xproofx
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:57am

    I kind of want to see the images from the other cameras.

  • Raken_dep
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:58am

    Is this from a How Ridiculous viddy

  • notnewfoundsoccer
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:59am

    So theres a possibility of a race of space dinosaurs. Nice

  • tsushi-kami
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    You’re not to far off actually

  • ElKaBongX
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:51am

    REXXY!!!

  • MementoBibere
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    2 things:

    -The T-Rex very likely had feathers;

    -dinosaurs did not go extinct, some species survived and they eventually evolved in modern birds.

    Edit: 3 things actually. The T-Rex had a much more horizontal posture than that toy shows.

● ● ●

Its been 10 years

For images that are funny as well as sad.

COMMENTS

  • GooeyBlooper
    425 points Aug 24,2019, 3:21am

    This is just sad.

  • SpocktorWho83
    109 points Aug 24,2019, 5:05am

    I think you must’ve cropped out the funny part.

  • assassin3435
    58 points Aug 24,2019, 5:22am
  • vorpal_hare
    17 points Aug 24,2019, 5:18am

    What did the panel say originally?

  • karamello_ontop
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 2:11am

    Wow...so many pixels

  • Nomisui
    10 points Aug 24,2019, 5:32am

    sad but sad

  • tonytony_chopper
    10 points Aug 24,2019, 3:42am

    Shit. Not expecting this.

  • Asgerkyedsen
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 6:14am

    Where is the funny part?

  • krondot
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 7:12am

    this is fucking depressing cause i can guarantee this has happened to some old man

  • Notakas
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 6:04am

    This reminds me somehow of those rugs for kids that had a whole town with roads in them

  • LuckyRYeBread
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 5:37am

    But Pokémon Go

  • alextbw
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 6:32am

    more jpeg

  • Alecoostra21
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 7:25am

    How is this funny :(

  • Bijzettafeltje
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:37am

    Orangerie?

  • ANakedSkywalker
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:28am

    Where did the orange cat come from?

  • Teln0
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am
  • Cristobolon
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    This is plain sad

  • SinancoTheBest
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:13am

    Can I get an ELI5 please, didn't understand anything from the third panel

  • creativename62
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 6:17am
  • rafikiknowsdeway1
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:45am

    Hes still gonna get hunted on Halloween tho

  • revaew
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:50am

    RuneScape?

  • iammichaelyoung
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    Damn!

  • BlazeBro420
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:25am

    The sweet hereafter

  • cnreal
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:04am

    We still have doggo

  • DeathByUnicornn
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:22am

    You know what’s funny and sad?Last night I had a “dream”That I peed in my parents bedroom.10 minutes ago they asked if I brought water into their room as my socks, pillow, and a huge wet spot down the side of the bed was discovered.

    And yes, my parents were asleep is the bed.

  • TeaWallet
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:24am

    I don't understand

  • Youkindofare
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:37am
  • Yestromo
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:40am

    Reminds me of the X Files episode “Closure” about Mulder’s sister. That Moby track at the end gets me every time.

  • Burnerbiotch
    -6 points Aug 24,2019, 5:09am

    Perfection! I guffawed as I said wow that’s sad. I can only give one red arrow but my heart says you deserve two.

COMMENTS

  • GooeyBlooper
    425 points Aug 24,2019, 3:21am

    This is just sad.

  • SpocktorWho83
    109 points Aug 24,2019, 5:05am

    I think you must’ve cropped out the funny part.

  • assassin3435
    58 points Aug 24,2019, 5:22am
  • papasmurph
    155 points Aug 24,2019, 3:08am

    More impact if it said it's been 50 years. Even 10 years ago that guy was too old for driving.

  • vorpal_hare
    17 points Aug 24,2019, 5:18am

    What did the panel say originally?

  • karamello_ontop
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 2:11am

    Wow...so many pixels

  • Nomisui
    10 points Aug 24,2019, 5:32am

    sad but sad

  • tonytony_chopper
    10 points Aug 24,2019, 3:42am

    Shit. Not expecting this.

  • Asgerkyedsen
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 6:14am

    Where is the funny part?

  • krondot
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 7:12am

    this is fucking depressing cause i can guarantee this has happened to some old man

  • Notakas
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 6:04am

    This reminds me somehow of those rugs for kids that had a whole town with roads in them

  • LuckyRYeBread
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 5:37am

    But Pokémon Go

  • alextbw
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 6:32am

    more jpeg

  • Alecoostra21
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 7:25am

    How is this funny :(

  • Bijzettafeltje
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:37am

    Orangerie?

  • ANakedSkywalker
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:28am

    Where did the orange cat come from?

  • Teln0
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am
  • Cristobolon
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    This is plain sad

  • SinancoTheBest
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:13am

    Can I get an ELI5 please, didn't understand anything from the third panel

  • creativename62
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 6:17am
  • rafikiknowsdeway1
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:45am

    Hes still gonna get hunted on Halloween tho

  • revaew
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:50am

    RuneScape?

  • iammichaelyoung
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    Damn!

  • BlazeBro420
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:25am

    The sweet hereafter

  • cnreal
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:04am

    We still have doggo

  • DeathByUnicornn
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:22am

    You know what’s funny and sad?Last night I had a “dream”That I peed in my parents bedroom.10 minutes ago they asked if I brought water into their room as my socks, pillow, and a huge wet spot down the side of the bed was discovered.

    And yes, my parents were asleep is the bed.

  • TeaWallet
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:24am

    I don't understand

  • Youkindofare
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:37am
  • Yestromo
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:40am

    Reminds me of the X Files episode “Closure” about Mulder’s sister. That Moby track at the end gets me every time.

  • Burnerbiotch
    -6 points Aug 24,2019, 5:09am

    Perfection! I guffawed as I said wow that’s sad. I can only give one red arrow but my heart says you deserve two.

● ● ●

Don’t ask

funny

COMMENTS

  • clairen
    341 points Aug 24,2019, 6:38am

    They are massive dogs

  • jacdelad
    116 points Aug 24,2019, 6:51am

    This is one of these street performers.

  • ShouldaCoulda-Buddha
    46 points Aug 24,2019, 8:18am

    It's rare to see a 10ft gate and a broken window on the same house

  • Narrator_Ron_Howard
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 7:55am

    Tobias’ foray into the Brown Man Group turned out exactly as expected.

  • PorkxRoast
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 6:37am

    I have sooo many questions

  • EchoSergal
    72 points Aug 24,2019, 6:36am

    I bet the dogs jumped in muddy water and dragged him in

  • wiggaroo
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 8:15am

    Terracotta soldier comes to life to open a dog walking business

  • SnowFoxThrowaway
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 7:00am

    Loyal beasts

  • strand42
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 8:16am

    Are the dogs huge or is the human small?

  • Pharaoh101
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 8:04am

    Looks like he had a ruff day

  • chosenamewhendrunk
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 7:32am

    Why is one dog still clean..?

  • glowloris
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 6:53am

    Life as a chocolate.

  • I_Mix_Stuff
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 7:32am
  • Friedrich73
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:39am

    He fell into a bottle

  • hotboxhitler
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:20am

    He went through some bad shit.

  • Cola_Popinski
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:52am

    Roll over

    No, not you

  • ichemilik
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    clean boi: welcome back!! how was your day?? what’s wrong??

    muddy boi x3: go away ugh

    man: ...(still in shock

  • WolfSpirit00
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    The defeat in his eyes lol

  • Alaktar
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:03am

    Who's mansion did you get the gates from? (Don't say Bill Gates)

  • greenhornfarmer
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:06am

    Muddoggin

  • yelyahepoc
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:11am

    This is fine. Everything is fine.

  • Jazzine
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:29am

    Not. One. Word.

  • philliesholla
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:30am

    Me after a day with my kids

  • jonny_wow
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:31am
  • bonjourmybaguettes
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:34am
  • TreeBearOne
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:35am

    ..he done seen some shit

  • ladyluck7
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:38am

    Holy shit even the lab is massive

  • gugugaga68
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:38am

    Dog walkers don't get paid enough

  • porkadachop
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:39am

    Clean dog has serious FOMO.

  • Punconscious
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 6:48am

    When you take your dogs to Taco Bell.

  • bike_fanatic
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:37am

    What the fuck happened to you man

  • Reedey
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:16am

    Staged for sure.

  • MrRussianGuy1
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:47am

    He is using camouflage to infiltrate between the dogs

  • Shrink21
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:58am

    Diarrhea dogs I guess

  • code-254
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:08am

    He looks so defeated.

  • mississippijohnson
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:22am

    Nothing is more satisfied than a completely filthy dog.

  • ReLaXnV4P3
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:24am

    Sneek 200

  • Julius_Lofstrom
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:25am

    Who Joe is.

  • Johannes_Chimp
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:28am

    The look of defeat on that man’s face...I could feel it in my soul.

  • LegendaryFalcon
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:28am

    Don't tell

  • Warlord-Bill
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:28am

    Repost

  • SansTaleUnder
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:29am

    Oh noo! I feel bad for the guy, the dogs problably took a shower at mud.

  • nota_professor
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:32am

    Doggo used Muddy water.

  • mikemcgary0
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:34am

    A picture tells a thousand words.

  • Despicable_carl
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:37am

    I love my job. I love my job.

  • AltBlutReinhardt
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:38am

    I think that’s called the “thousand yard stare”.

  • Harold_Spoomanndorf
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:39am

    Ya see, this kind of shit piques my curiosity....now I have to ask.

  • JOHANSENATOR
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:41am

    Is this /r/funny or /r/WTF

  • DM-ME-UR-DICK-PICKS
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:41am

    Oh no

  • Timidhobgoblin
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:41am

    Something tells me what started as an owner walking his dogs quickly turned into the dogs walking him...

  • Crownginger
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    Looks like this isn’t their first take

  • elfluffynator
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    I have so many questions.

  • imortaldogs
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:43am

    Once my dog had a little mud bath like this and then came running to me for a hug. Had to walk home with a massive lab shaped mud stain on my clothes. The neighbours found it amusing.

  • Iron_Wolf123
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:44am

    Hong Kong police?

  • RugBurnDogDick
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:46am

    Day 6 they suspect nothing

  • ozzyfoz
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:38am

    I think this is my favorite reddit post ever!

  • KatMot
    -3 points Aug 24,2019, 7:46am

    How you know its a scripted gif is that its asian descent person and its clearly a vertical video with the tiktok logo cropped off it.

  • allimsayin
    -9 points Aug 24,2019, 6:36am

    Filthy ginger

COMMENTS

  • clairen
    341 points Aug 24,2019, 6:38am

    They are massive dogs

  • jacdelad
    116 points Aug 24,2019, 6:51am

    This is one of these street performers.

  • ShouldaCoulda-Buddha
    46 points Aug 24,2019, 8:18am

    It's rare to see a 10ft gate and a broken window on the same house

  • TheCoachFeller
    32 points Aug 24,2019, 7:01am

    Where’s his shoes??

  • Narrator_Ron_Howard
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 7:55am

    Tobias’ foray into the Brown Man Group turned out exactly as expected.

  • PorkxRoast
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 6:37am

    I have sooo many questions

  • EchoSergal
    72 points Aug 24,2019, 6:36am

    I bet the dogs jumped in muddy water and dragged him in

  • wiggaroo
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 8:15am

    Terracotta soldier comes to life to open a dog walking business

  • SnowFoxThrowaway
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 7:00am

    Loyal beasts

  • strand42
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 8:16am

    Are the dogs huge or is the human small?

  • Pharaoh101
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 8:04am

    Looks like he had a ruff day

  • chosenamewhendrunk
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 7:32am

    Why is one dog still clean..?

  • glowloris
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 6:53am

    Life as a chocolate.

  • I_Mix_Stuff
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 7:32am
  • Friedrich73
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:39am

    He fell into a bottle

  • hotboxhitler
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:20am

    He went through some bad shit.

  • Cola_Popinski
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:52am

    Roll over

    No, not you

  • ichemilik
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    clean boi: welcome back!! how was your day?? what’s wrong??

    muddy boi x3: go away ugh

    man: ...(still in shock

  • WolfSpirit00
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    The defeat in his eyes lol

  • Alaktar
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:03am

    Who's mansion did you get the gates from? (Don't say Bill Gates)

  • greenhornfarmer
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:06am

    Muddoggin

  • yelyahepoc
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:11am

    This is fine. Everything is fine.

  • Jazzine
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:29am

    Not. One. Word.

  • philliesholla
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:30am

    Me after a day with my kids

  • jonny_wow
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:31am
  • bonjourmybaguettes
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:34am
  • TreeBearOne
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:35am

    ..he done seen some shit

  • ladyluck7
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:38am

    Holy shit even the lab is massive

  • gugugaga68
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:38am

    Dog walkers don't get paid enough

  • porkadachop
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:39am

    Clean dog has serious FOMO.

  • Punconscious
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 6:48am

    When you take your dogs to Taco Bell.

  • bike_fanatic
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:37am

    What the fuck happened to you man

  • Reedey
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 8:16am

    Staged for sure.

  • MrRussianGuy1
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:47am

    He is using camouflage to infiltrate between the dogs

  • Shrink21
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:58am

    Diarrhea dogs I guess

  • code-254
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:08am

    He looks so defeated.

  • mississippijohnson
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:22am

    Nothing is more satisfied than a completely filthy dog.

  • ReLaXnV4P3
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:24am

    Sneek 200

  • Julius_Lofstrom
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:25am

    Who Joe is.

  • Johannes_Chimp
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:28am

    The look of defeat on that man’s face...I could feel it in my soul.

  • LegendaryFalcon
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:28am

    Don't tell

  • Warlord-Bill
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:28am

    Repost

  • SansTaleUnder
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:29am

    Oh noo! I feel bad for the guy, the dogs problably took a shower at mud.

  • nota_professor
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:32am

    Doggo used Muddy water.

  • mikemcgary0
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:34am

    A picture tells a thousand words.

  • Despicable_carl
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:37am

    I love my job. I love my job.

  • AltBlutReinhardt
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:38am

    I think that’s called the “thousand yard stare”.

  • Harold_Spoomanndorf
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:39am

    Ya see, this kind of shit piques my curiosity....now I have to ask.

  • JOHANSENATOR
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:41am

    Is this /r/funny or /r/WTF

  • DM-ME-UR-DICK-PICKS
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:41am

    Oh no

  • Timidhobgoblin
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:41am

    Something tells me what started as an owner walking his dogs quickly turned into the dogs walking him...

  • Crownginger
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    Looks like this isn’t their first take

  • elfluffynator
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:42am

    I have so many questions.

  • imortaldogs
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:43am

    Once my dog had a little mud bath like this and then came running to me for a hug. Had to walk home with a massive lab shaped mud stain on my clothes. The neighbours found it amusing.

  • Iron_Wolf123
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:44am

    Hong Kong police?

  • RugBurnDogDick
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:46am

    Day 6 they suspect nothing

  • ozzyfoz
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:38am

    I think this is my favorite reddit post ever!

  • KatMot
    -3 points Aug 24,2019, 7:46am

    How you know its a scripted gif is that its asian descent person and its clearly a vertical video with the tiktok logo cropped off it.

  • allimsayin
    -9 points Aug 24,2019, 6:36am

    Filthy ginger

● ● ●

Gabe, seen sitting on a stone ball in the streets of Shanghai

Dota 2 on Reddit

COMMENTS

  • Gregtouchedmydick
    628 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Legend has it he's still playing Artifact.

  • eggsdee69
    357 points Aug 24,2019, 4:09am

    Just a billionaire chilling out in the streets

  • -riverwind-
    238 points Aug 24,2019, 4:40am

    those are his actual balls

  • FatzkeFTW
    78 points Aug 24,2019, 4:19am

    Chinese cosplay is so true to life. It's insane.

  • KaalVeiten
    102 points Aug 24,2019, 4:18am

    Hes playing underlords lmao

  • Culitodegoma
    46 points Aug 24,2019, 5:00am

    He is sitting on IO, fcking chad.

  • Om8_8mO
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 5:43am

    This is proof: IO is the ultimate carry.

  • Merkatroid1
    50 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am

    Does this man ever not wear Sandals? What an absolute Chad.

  • Archyes
    86 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    billionaire btw, alone in the streets of shanghai btw ...lul

  • thedavv
    61 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am

    i love this CEO he is still just a gamer and developer and doesnt give a fuck

  • Ramiel01
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 5:35am

    Lol his minder on the phone like "no he's not going near any sensitive areas, he's not going anywhere. Yeah, yeah he's just sitting on a fucking bollard playing auto-chess"

  • AngryHostageDota2
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 5:31am

    Trying to fix the Nature Prophet's immortal bug on his tablet I see

  • Pol_24
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 6:17am

    People just standing there without knowing they're under a presence of a god

  • romans-were-trojans
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 5:22am

    That man could be recognised anywhere

  • Idaret
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:03am

    We all are sleeping slaves

  • tarunyadav6
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 5:09am

    Anyone more humble than Lord Gaben GabeN Clap

  • EricChangOfficial
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    damn, i didn't know what to expect of "stone ball"

    fascinating picture

  • Pippooo9
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 6:29am

    Gabe fucking legend, thanks for taking icefrog under dota 2,otherwise it would be garbage game as any other. Keep frog wet Gabe hes genius.

  • 4xgk3
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am

    He stylin' on em bois.

  • jorsixo
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:47am

    a man too pure and beatifull for this world.

  • jextray
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:48am

    Thx for meme template

  • bezumen
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:53am

    someone photoshop a sad Keanu Reeves nearby

  • muncken
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 5:18am

    This man has truly ascended to a level few will ever reach. What a god.

  • whatsongisthisplsss
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 5:35am

    I dont know him at all but he seems like a "chill" man to be around, the few times I heard him (videos to be exact) he seemed really open and interesting.

  • 98de7wj3ue8ej
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:51am

    no black shirt no gabe

  • bajcabrera
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:08am

    Is it really Gaben?

  • simmzies
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:16am

    "That reminds me, I'm not wearing underwear".

  • RoyalSertr
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:17am

    *Gaben

  • thuchotan
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:21am

    Your picture got 3 balls, unacceptable.

  • Yellowtoblerone
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:24am

    Casual 4+ billion nw chilling on the sidewalk. lord gaben the unavailable real alchemist hyper carry

  • Cykamichi
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:46am

    Is he browsing reddit?

  • Nanaya_HEAL
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:53am

    sit on the second ball whatever from left or right

  • Weeklyn00b
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:01am

    this is the legend of the titan, having his eternal slumber on a stone ball in china. the woman on the phone is probably already dead for disturbing him

  • Bdsmthrow1234
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:05am

    He lost tons of weight. Good for him

  • uboinikov
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:06am

    Gabe has got balls

  • FlashyYou
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:10am

    Literally doesnt give a fuck haha god bless him

  • hugaw1
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:10am

    IO carry

  • gsmani_vpm
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:13am

    doesnt he have a helper or an assisstant with him? This man is awesome..

  • StarvingVenom
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:15am

    Biggest ball in China...too bad the other one is just average.

  • GooMoonRyongg
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    Just little bit of cancer

  • Up__Side
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:18am

    Spot the tourist

  • ijustvisitsyourredit
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:19am

    Whattt!!!??? Swedish accent

  • Pena-90
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:26am

    He is transferring $$ to the Secret account ;)

  • SWAGLORDRTZ
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:26am

    Should have walked behind him and said "my favorite class is the spy"

  • Jenjin123
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:32am

    Salute to him

  • utimate4
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:59am

    3 Balls?

    Dota 3 confirm

  • Silver_Lance
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:15am

    ok actually i expected a shit post

  • kukoo2112
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:17am

    Big Balls Gaben

  • TheDreadfulSagittary
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:19am

    Was this near the Yu Gardens?

  • c0ldpr0xy
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:19am

    Look at the simplicity. Flip flops. Going out alone in the city just having fun. If you saw him on the streets, you'd never think this guy is a humble billionaire.

  • Doomblaze
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:27am

    gaben no, youre not supposed to sit on those. Thats where all the dogs pee =(

  • FFDi
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:09am

    wrong title.

    Gabe seen sitting on his ball in China.

  • chiequito
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 6:10am

    look closely in this picture u can see 3 balls. 3balls = halflife 3 confirmed.

  • vladskiKZ
    -7 points Aug 24,2019, 5:18am

    This is Shanghai, not America. He can do this without being kidnapped

  • Keytarfriend
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    'stone ball'

    sir it's called a bollard

  • Zeruvi
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am

    Just a regular boi

  • CouldHe
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:40am

    He probably does have security, they would be out of shot - security would follow front and back and keep distance

  • arkhangelsk44
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 7:30am

    Oh no, his fate is sealed! He not only touched it but sat on

    ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

    「ROLLING STONES」

    ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

  • cytomyloto
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    dota2 issues :- fps issues - biased crowd - tier 2 team tournament issue - balanced heroes (ench and alch)

    Gabe: checking his bank account

  • TEAMLIQUIDISGARBAGE
    -19 points Aug 24,2019, 4:37am

    Just curious, but don't most billionaires have security and shit when they go walking around publicly like this. Especially in non first world countries.

  • intercroissant
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:24am

    Io spam is getting out of hand.

  • Redditaspropaganda
    -2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:09am

    he really got the when in rome aspect down

  • juliussinc
    -2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    Watching the games

  • King_of_Dew
    -2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:15am

    that look on his face... lol "oh crap... IO was beaten... my gf is gonna be pissed"

  • quitanf18
    -8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:47am

    does he have any security at all this is kinda dangerous gotta keep in mind hi is a big name in the entertainment industry and a billionaire also there is Steam China right around the corner

COMMENTS

  • Gregtouchedmydick
    628 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Legend has it he's still playing Artifact.

  • eggsdee69
    357 points Aug 24,2019, 4:09am

    Just a billionaire chilling out in the streets

  • -riverwind-
    238 points Aug 24,2019, 4:40am

    those are his actual balls

  • cerrexo
    161 points Aug 24,2019, 4:08am

    Flip flops confirm that this is indeed Gabe

  • FatzkeFTW
    78 points Aug 24,2019, 4:19am

    Chinese cosplay is so true to life. It's insane.

  • KaalVeiten
    102 points Aug 24,2019, 4:18am

    Hes playing underlords lmao

  • Culitodegoma
    46 points Aug 24,2019, 5:00am

    He is sitting on IO, fcking chad.

  • Om8_8mO
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 5:43am

    This is proof: IO is the ultimate carry.

  • Merkatroid1
    50 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am

    Does this man ever not wear Sandals? What an absolute Chad.

  • Archyes
    86 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    billionaire btw, alone in the streets of shanghai btw ...lul

  • thedavv
    61 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am

    i love this CEO he is still just a gamer and developer and doesnt give a fuck

  • Ramiel01
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 5:35am

    Lol his minder on the phone like "no he's not going near any sensitive areas, he's not going anywhere. Yeah, yeah he's just sitting on a fucking bollard playing auto-chess"

  • AngryHostageDota2
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 5:31am

    Trying to fix the Nature Prophet's immortal bug on his tablet I see

  • Pol_24
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 6:17am

    People just standing there without knowing they're under a presence of a god

  • romans-were-trojans
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 5:22am

    That man could be recognised anywhere

  • Idaret
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:03am

    We all are sleeping slaves

  • tarunyadav6
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 5:09am

    Anyone more humble than Lord Gaben GabeN Clap

  • EricChangOfficial
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    damn, i didn't know what to expect of "stone ball"

    fascinating picture

  • Pippooo9
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 6:29am

    Gabe fucking legend, thanks for taking icefrog under dota 2,otherwise it would be garbage game as any other. Keep frog wet Gabe hes genius.

  • 4xgk3
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am

    He stylin' on em bois.

  • jorsixo
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:47am

    a man too pure and beatifull for this world.

  • jextray
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:48am

    Thx for meme template

  • bezumen
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:53am

    someone photoshop a sad Keanu Reeves nearby

  • muncken
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 5:18am

    This man has truly ascended to a level few will ever reach. What a god.

  • whatsongisthisplsss
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 5:35am

    I dont know him at all but he seems like a "chill" man to be around, the few times I heard him (videos to be exact) he seemed really open and interesting.

  • 98de7wj3ue8ej
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:51am

    no black shirt no gabe

  • bajcabrera
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:08am

    Is it really Gaben?

  • simmzies
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:16am

    "That reminds me, I'm not wearing underwear".

  • RoyalSertr
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:17am

    *Gaben

  • thuchotan
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:21am

    Your picture got 3 balls, unacceptable.

  • Yellowtoblerone
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:24am

    Casual 4+ billion nw chilling on the sidewalk. lord gaben the unavailable real alchemist hyper carry

  • Cykamichi
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:46am

    Is he browsing reddit?

  • Nanaya_HEAL
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:53am

    sit on the second ball whatever from left or right

  • Weeklyn00b
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:01am

    this is the legend of the titan, having his eternal slumber on a stone ball in china. the woman on the phone is probably already dead for disturbing him

  • Bdsmthrow1234
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:05am

    He lost tons of weight. Good for him

  • uboinikov
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:06am

    Gabe has got balls

  • FlashyYou
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:10am

    Literally doesnt give a fuck haha god bless him

  • hugaw1
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:10am

    IO carry

  • gsmani_vpm
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:13am

    doesnt he have a helper or an assisstant with him? This man is awesome..

  • StarvingVenom
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:15am

    Biggest ball in China...too bad the other one is just average.

  • GooMoonRyongg
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    Just little bit of cancer

  • Up__Side
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:18am

    Spot the tourist

  • ijustvisitsyourredit
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:19am

    Whattt!!!??? Swedish accent

  • Pena-90
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:26am

    He is transferring $$ to the Secret account ;)

  • SWAGLORDRTZ
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:26am

    Should have walked behind him and said "my favorite class is the spy"

  • Jenjin123
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:32am

    Salute to him

  • utimate4
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:59am

    3 Balls?

    Dota 3 confirm

  • Silver_Lance
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:15am

    ok actually i expected a shit post

  • kukoo2112
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:17am

    Big Balls Gaben

  • TheDreadfulSagittary
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:19am

    Was this near the Yu Gardens?

  • c0ldpr0xy
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 8:19am

    Look at the simplicity. Flip flops. Going out alone in the city just having fun. If you saw him on the streets, you'd never think this guy is a humble billionaire.

  • Doomblaze
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:27am

    gaben no, youre not supposed to sit on those. Thats where all the dogs pee =(

  • FFDi
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:09am

    wrong title.

    Gabe seen sitting on his ball in China.

  • chiequito
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 6:10am

    look closely in this picture u can see 3 balls. 3balls = halflife 3 confirmed.

  • vladskiKZ
    -7 points Aug 24,2019, 5:18am

    This is Shanghai, not America. He can do this without being kidnapped

  • Keytarfriend
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    'stone ball'

    sir it's called a bollard

  • Zeruvi
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am

    Just a regular boi

  • CouldHe
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:40am

    He probably does have security, they would be out of shot - security would follow front and back and keep distance

  • arkhangelsk44
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 7:30am

    Oh no, his fate is sealed! He not only touched it but sat on

    ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

    「ROLLING STONES」

    ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

  • cytomyloto
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:57am

    dota2 issues :- fps issues - biased crowd - tier 2 team tournament issue - balanced heroes (ench and alch)

    Gabe: checking his bank account

  • TEAMLIQUIDISGARBAGE
    -19 points Aug 24,2019, 4:37am

    Just curious, but don't most billionaires have security and shit when they go walking around publicly like this. Especially in non first world countries.

  • intercroissant
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:24am

    Io spam is getting out of hand.

  • Redditaspropaganda
    -2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:09am

    he really got the when in rome aspect down

  • juliussinc
    -2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    Watching the games

  • King_of_Dew
    -2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:15am

    that look on his face... lol "oh crap... IO was beaten... my gf is gonna be pissed"

  • quitanf18
    -8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:47am

    does he have any security at all this is kinda dangerous gotta keep in mind hi is a big name in the entertainment industry and a billionaire also there is Steam China right around the corner

● ● ●

The Michael Jackson Patented shoe

Specialized Tools

COMMENTS

  • pperca
    548 points Aug 24,2019, 12:26am

    Watching this happening live when there was no Youtube was amazing.

    I thought it was some kind of wire trick and I was surprised it was so simple.

  • LQIM
    303 points Aug 23,2019, 11:49pm

    Ow my ankles

  • the-unflattering-6
    334 points Aug 24,2019, 2:51am

    Even still, the body control it takes to lean forward like that. I'd be willing to bet that not a lot of people can do that.

  • hellothere42069
    78 points Aug 24,2019, 12:35am
  • TheDude9737
    112 points Aug 24,2019, 1:07am
  • Fuuxd
    16 points Aug 24,2019, 3:40am

    Something something snapped Achilles heel

  • sim642
    24 points Aug 24,2019, 3:12am

    Still requires incredible leg strength

  • SiR_EndR
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 12:29am

    I would get stuck at the bottom

  • fujiisfine
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 5:43am

    And here I was thinking he had calve muscles from hell.

  • czrjunior
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 5:31am

    I figured it would be magnets instead of this

  • thedudefromsweden
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    I wonder if shooting a machine gun on stage in front of a huge crowd would fly in 2019.

  • helloiamapotato
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:45am

    my ankles hurt

  • lobroblaw
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:50am

    Hee-l - Hee-l

  • curious353
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:35am

    I wonder how he could patent a magic trick that is centuries old and even on film before he was born https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dj9G5MguUA

  • idunnomaybeyeh
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:41am

    How did no one trip over those things sticking out of the stage the whole time? Could they be lowered?

  • vamphaze
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:18am

    Was this seriously patented?

  • dostiharise
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    Not sure, if it was Michael Jackson. But I saw this trick in an old circus performance.

  • jstyler
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:19am

    It is not a shoe

  • jstyler
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:27am

    Randy Jackson checking in, that’s allowed

  • Archa11c
    -43 points Aug 24,2019, 2:41am

    Slides in just like with the children.

  • Bickel09
    -47 points Aug 24,2019, 2:53am

    That’s how he sucked the dicks from the little boys

COMMENTS

  • pperca
    548 points Aug 24,2019, 12:26am

    Watching this happening live when there was no Youtube was amazing.

    I thought it was some kind of wire trick and I was surprised it was so simple.

  • LQIM
    303 points Aug 23,2019, 11:49pm

    Ow my ankles

  • the-unflattering-6
    334 points Aug 24,2019, 2:51am

    Even still, the body control it takes to lean forward like that. I'd be willing to bet that not a lot of people can do that.

  • bajspuss
    113 points Aug 24,2019, 2:48am

    Those bolts better be fastened well... Shoe looks just like a nail remover :)

  • hellothere42069
    78 points Aug 24,2019, 12:35am
  • TheDude9737
    112 points Aug 24,2019, 1:07am
  • Fuuxd
    16 points Aug 24,2019, 3:40am

    Something something snapped Achilles heel

  • sim642
    24 points Aug 24,2019, 3:12am

    Still requires incredible leg strength

  • SiR_EndR
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 12:29am

    I would get stuck at the bottom

  • fujiisfine
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 5:43am

    And here I was thinking he had calve muscles from hell.

  • czrjunior
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 5:31am

    I figured it would be magnets instead of this

  • thedudefromsweden
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    I wonder if shooting a machine gun on stage in front of a huge crowd would fly in 2019.

  • helloiamapotato
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:45am

    my ankles hurt

  • lobroblaw
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:50am

    Hee-l - Hee-l

  • curious353
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:35am

    I wonder how he could patent a magic trick that is centuries old and even on film before he was born https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dj9G5MguUA

  • idunnomaybeyeh
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 6:41am

    How did no one trip over those things sticking out of the stage the whole time? Could they be lowered?

  • vamphaze
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:18am

    Was this seriously patented?

  • dostiharise
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:17am

    Not sure, if it was Michael Jackson. But I saw this trick in an old circus performance.

  • jstyler
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:19am

    It is not a shoe

  • jstyler
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 7:27am

    Randy Jackson checking in, that’s allowed

  • Archa11c
    -43 points Aug 24,2019, 2:41am

    Slides in just like with the children.

  • Bickel09
    -47 points Aug 24,2019, 2:53am

    That’s how he sucked the dicks from the little boys

● ● ●

Asked which cat had been there the longest

MadeMeSmile

COMMENTS

  • SUND3VlL
    753 points Aug 23,2019, 9:41pm

    Is it just me or does that cat look relieved? That’s probably the most angst free that kitty has felt in a long time. Good on the adopter.

  • DillionM
    285 points Aug 23,2019, 9:11pm

    I don't know if you've had any experience with a toothless cat but there is really no difference in eating habits. I was concerned but mine is eating dry just fine. Obviously age and digestive situations will affect this as well.

  • TheMaimes
    121 points Aug 23,2019, 11:43pm

    That is awesome! I was in the same boat with a blind 18yo cat who's original owner passed away and the son couldn't take care of him. Older animals need love and good homes. Strongly encourage people to give older animals a chance before getting younger ones.

  • cursed_deity
    55 points Aug 24,2019, 3:09am

    there's a senior toothless cat in the neighbourhood i work in and everytime i stop to pet him he lightly rubs his gums on my hand with his eyes closed

    it makes my heart bleed everytime

  • losingEm
    51 points Aug 23,2019, 10:22pm

    Cat is finally home 💕💕

  • PepurrPotts
    37 points Aug 23,2019, 11:21pm

    HOORAY! Torties are the biggest lovebugs. This furry girl looks blissful. I hope she has the BEST life, here forward. <3

  • cingalls
    83 points Aug 24,2019, 1:27am

    I asked this question and went home with a three-legged cat. Who wouldn't want a three-legged cat? You get to call her Eileen, people think you did some kind of awesome good deed, and you get the best cat ever that never jumps on counters.

    But you, my friend, actually did something that requires extra responsibility. Good on you.

  • drungard
    60 points Aug 23,2019, 9:01pm
  • instatrace
    12 points Aug 23,2019, 10:18pm

    Thats the way to do

    Thanks for being an awesome hooman

  • sarcastagirly
    28 points Aug 23,2019, 9:33pm

    I wouldn't try this on OkCupid

  • Millionairechairfare
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 11:58pm

    Thats pretty awesome to do that. Consider my heart touched.

  • Airin_head
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:43am

    I have a friend that adopts senior dogs. He only gets a couple years with them but damn, they are good years.

    I’m in a no pet rental, but I know I will be adopting an adult/senior cat when I can.

    Congrats on the new family member!

  • dfranc_
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 11:42pm

    I don't believe in God but I have to say : bless you.

  • skygazer5
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 2:27am

    Upvoting you doesn't do it justice. What you did is very commendable.

  • aetr3yu
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 9:24pm

    You rock!

  • ChicagoChurro
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 3:07am

    You are an amazing person and I hope you and the cute lil cat develop a beautiful bond! 🥰

  • snowfox_my
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 4:24am

    "Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

    The New Colossus.

  • jwrntx
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 11:21pm

    Very kind,

  • AnandShakti
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 11:46pm

    Thank-you!!!

  • MizAReads
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:19am

    Thank you. 💜

  • aspieglowers
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:58am

    Bless you, and her.

  • SlitheryCog
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 5:15am

    As someone who lost a senior boy last year thank you for adopting one! People tend to go for the kittens first (which is still great) but these older cats seem to be left in shelters for some time and they really need loving for their last years

  • bennetfoxy
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 9:36pm

    Aww your cat has the same colors that mine has!

  • carlolimus_
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:21am

    This is the best type of person.

  • mamaleena
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 9:33pm

    You saved her/his life. Whatever enjoyment you receive is blessed by God.

  • LaReinaAzul
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:31am

    But.... how are you gonna deal with her loss? My heart aches even when thinking about it💔

  • wordbloom
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:34am

    Your tattoo looks cool. Is there a full photo of it somewhere?

  • erratastigmata
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:51am

    Someday I will do the same, inspiring! Adorable cat as well.

  • torbie106
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:01am

    That's so nice! What a lovely thing to do.

  • cookiemonstergiggles
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:11am

    Oh you lovely person!!

  • EMFDeathPenguin
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:31am

    You are an angel. And so is the little one ❤️

  • benyamxn
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:42am

    God bless you.

  • Kotaac
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:59am

    i’m about to cry

  • S3Dzyy
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:14am

    Anyone else read it as "Señor Lovebug" ???

  • Flumblecrumpet
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:29am

    Tries not to cry.... cries a lot.

  • thekermitsuicides
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:44am

    my heart just got a boner :')

  • Cedrak
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:58am

    Not all heroes wear cape.

  • TheJenerator65
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:09am

    I love you. And your kitty.

  • ketchupbleehblooh
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:10am

    We love you, catty! You're finally home now.

  • Drogenwurm
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:23am

    Thank you in the Name of the Cat 😍

    He deserves all the love he can get 😊

  • armrestt
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:23am

    This is what I am planning on doing. If anyone is living in NSW australia please consider giving Possum at the RSPCA Blue Mountains shelter a home. She’s been there over 200 days and is a sweetheart :)

  • whennotto
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:24am

    Bravo! What a wonderful thing to read about! Bless your heart.

  • Smoothwhisp
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:30am

    Damn, this Made me smile, but brought tears too

  • Blastoys2019
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:35am

    What. Im not crying

  • RJ1021
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:24pm
  • gothicusmaximus
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 4:36am

    Don't have children; adopt cats.

  • HL1925
    -14 points Aug 23,2019, 10:20pm

    I love this story! It's almost exactly like the last time that I visited a retirement home. :)

    When I brought her in for her shots and to get her spayed, though, the stupid doctor made a scene because I didn't have the right paperwork or something and the police got involved and came and took her away from me. Stupid big government.

COMMENTS

  • SUND3VlL
    753 points Aug 23,2019, 9:41pm

    Is it just me or does that cat look relieved? That’s probably the most angst free that kitty has felt in a long time. Good on the adopter.

  • DillionM
    285 points Aug 23,2019, 9:11pm

    I don't know if you've had any experience with a toothless cat but there is really no difference in eating habits. I was concerned but mine is eating dry just fine. Obviously age and digestive situations will affect this as well.

  • TheMaimes
    121 points Aug 23,2019, 11:43pm

    That is awesome! I was in the same boat with a blind 18yo cat who's original owner passed away and the son couldn't take care of him. Older animals need love and good homes. Strongly encourage people to give older animals a chance before getting younger ones.

  • Bearily619
    98 points Aug 23,2019, 9:08pm

    You are amazing and so is your little friend

  • cursed_deity
    55 points Aug 24,2019, 3:09am

    there's a senior toothless cat in the neighbourhood i work in and everytime i stop to pet him he lightly rubs his gums on my hand with his eyes closed

    it makes my heart bleed everytime

  • losingEm
    51 points Aug 23,2019, 10:22pm

    Cat is finally home 💕💕

  • PepurrPotts
    37 points Aug 23,2019, 11:21pm

    HOORAY! Torties are the biggest lovebugs. This furry girl looks blissful. I hope she has the BEST life, here forward. <3

  • cingalls
    83 points Aug 24,2019, 1:27am

    I asked this question and went home with a three-legged cat. Who wouldn't want a three-legged cat? You get to call her Eileen, people think you did some kind of awesome good deed, and you get the best cat ever that never jumps on counters.

    But you, my friend, actually did something that requires extra responsibility. Good on you.

  • drungard
    60 points Aug 23,2019, 9:01pm
  • instatrace
    12 points Aug 23,2019, 10:18pm

    Thats the way to do

    Thanks for being an awesome hooman

  • sarcastagirly
    28 points Aug 23,2019, 9:33pm

    I wouldn't try this on OkCupid

  • Millionairechairfare
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 11:58pm

    Thats pretty awesome to do that. Consider my heart touched.

  • Airin_head
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:43am

    I have a friend that adopts senior dogs. He only gets a couple years with them but damn, they are good years.

    I’m in a no pet rental, but I know I will be adopting an adult/senior cat when I can.

    Congrats on the new family member!

  • dfranc_
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 11:42pm

    I don't believe in God but I have to say : bless you.

  • skygazer5
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 2:27am

    Upvoting you doesn't do it justice. What you did is very commendable.

  • aetr3yu
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 9:24pm

    You rock!

  • ChicagoChurro
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 3:07am

    You are an amazing person and I hope you and the cute lil cat develop a beautiful bond! 🥰

  • snowfox_my
    6 points Aug 24,2019, 4:24am

    "Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

    The New Colossus.

  • jwrntx
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 11:21pm

    Very kind,

  • AnandShakti
    4 points Aug 23,2019, 11:46pm

    Thank-you!!!

  • MizAReads
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:19am

    Thank you. 💜

  • aspieglowers
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:58am

    Bless you, and her.

  • SlitheryCog
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 5:15am

    As someone who lost a senior boy last year thank you for adopting one! People tend to go for the kittens first (which is still great) but these older cats seem to be left in shelters for some time and they really need loving for their last years

  • bennetfoxy
    3 points Aug 23,2019, 9:36pm

    Aww your cat has the same colors that mine has!

  • carlolimus_
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:21am

    This is the best type of person.

  • mamaleena
    7 points Aug 23,2019, 9:33pm

    You saved her/his life. Whatever enjoyment you receive is blessed by God.

  • LaReinaAzul
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:31am

    But.... how are you gonna deal with her loss? My heart aches even when thinking about it💔

  • wordbloom
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:34am

    Your tattoo looks cool. Is there a full photo of it somewhere?

  • erratastigmata
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:51am

    Someday I will do the same, inspiring! Adorable cat as well.

  • torbie106
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:01am

    That's so nice! What a lovely thing to do.

  • cookiemonstergiggles
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:11am

    Oh you lovely person!!

  • EMFDeathPenguin
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:31am

    You are an angel. And so is the little one ❤️

  • benyamxn
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:42am

    God bless you.

  • Kotaac
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:59am

    i’m about to cry

  • S3Dzyy
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:14am

    Anyone else read it as "Señor Lovebug" ???

  • Flumblecrumpet
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:29am

    Tries not to cry.... cries a lot.

  • thekermitsuicides
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:44am

    my heart just got a boner :')

  • Cedrak
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:58am

    Not all heroes wear cape.

  • TheJenerator65
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:09am

    I love you. And your kitty.

  • ketchupbleehblooh
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:10am

    We love you, catty! You're finally home now.

  • Drogenwurm
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:23am

    Thank you in the Name of the Cat 😍

    He deserves all the love he can get 😊

  • armrestt
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:23am

    This is what I am planning on doing. If anyone is living in NSW australia please consider giving Possum at the RSPCA Blue Mountains shelter a home. She’s been there over 200 days and is a sweetheart :)

  • whennotto
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:24am

    Bravo! What a wonderful thing to read about! Bless your heart.

  • Smoothwhisp
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:30am

    Damn, this Made me smile, but brought tears too

  • Blastoys2019
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:35am

    What. Im not crying

  • RJ1021
    1 points Aug 23,2019, 10:24pm
  • gothicusmaximus
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 4:36am

    Don't have children; adopt cats.

  • HL1925
    -14 points Aug 23,2019, 10:20pm

    I love this story! It's almost exactly like the last time that I visited a retirement home. :)

    When I brought her in for her shots and to get her spayed, though, the stupid doctor made a scene because I didn't have the right paperwork or something and the police got involved and came and took her away from me. Stupid big government.

● ● ●

Excuse you !

How did I get here?

COMMENTS

  • 24Cones
    92 points Aug 24,2019, 2:14am

    These are the kinds of memes I send to my mom

  • TheShaeDee
    20 points Aug 24,2019, 3:16am

    This is totally from a Watchtower propaganda pamphlet.

  • JosefMao
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 3:40am

    Excuse me Jesus, you're in the why

  • ClassicSoulboy
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Love it! Excuse you!

  • weirdkidfromnextdoor
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 3:57am

    Jesus is tha way.

  • szypty
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:40am

    Ok Jesus.

    Prepare for ramming speed!

  • Chuck_Norris_16
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:41am

    You've got a lot of nerve being right!

  • RunePoul
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:38am

    Why is one the sailors wearing an ikea bowl?

  • Soiboi_Sugoiboi
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:43am

    After 2.5 long years of searching, they found the way

  • AgressivPanzer
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:44am

    bruh

  • Underscore_Space
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:46am

    "Pardon, you're in my homosexual mother.""Excuse you I am your homose-... see you all on Judgement day."

  • Skibcus
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:04am

    You're in da wae Jesus

  • ClintonStain
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:11am
  • sludge_fudge
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 1:43am

    Lol

  • razuten
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    Da wey.

  • First-Of-His-Name
    -4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:50am

    This sub is perpetual r/comedycemetery material

  • mstealady
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 4:14am

    Jesus can show you da wae

COMMENTS

  • 24Cones
    92 points Aug 24,2019, 2:14am

    These are the kinds of memes I send to my mom

  • TheShaeDee
    20 points Aug 24,2019, 3:16am

    This is totally from a Watchtower propaganda pamphlet.

  • JosefMao
    9 points Aug 24,2019, 3:40am

    Excuse me Jesus, you're in the why

  • kingeryck
    5 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am
  • ClassicSoulboy
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Love it! Excuse you!

  • weirdkidfromnextdoor
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 3:57am

    Jesus is tha way.

  • szypty
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:40am

    Ok Jesus.

    Prepare for ramming speed!

  • Chuck_Norris_16
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:41am

    You've got a lot of nerve being right!

  • RunePoul
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:38am

    Why is one the sailors wearing an ikea bowl?

  • Soiboi_Sugoiboi
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:43am

    After 2.5 long years of searching, they found the way

  • AgressivPanzer
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:44am

    bruh

  • Underscore_Space
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:46am

    "Pardon, you're in my homosexual mother.""Excuse you I am your homose-... see you all on Judgement day."

  • Skibcus
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:04am

    You're in da wae Jesus

  • ClintonStain
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 6:11am
  • sludge_fudge
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 1:43am

    Lol

  • razuten
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    Da wey.

  • First-Of-His-Name
    -4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:50am

    This sub is perpetual r/comedycemetery material

  • mstealady
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 4:14am

    Jesus can show you da wae

● ● ●

Stopped a guy in a gas station parking lot to ask for a pic of his dog, he offers to take her out of the car and says, "Pixie, you're going to be a star." She is!

A subreddit for cute and cuddly pictures

COMMENTS

  • zulu_cat
    203 points Aug 24,2019, 2:25am

    Pixie: “I am?!!”

    I love her forehead wrinkles!

  • mandocalrissian927
    38 points Aug 24,2019, 1:39am

    She's so excited too!

  • FartingGypsy
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 1:50am

    She’s such a star 😭❤️❤️❤️

  • mishner
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 3:09am

    As much as I troll on the internet I'll always be a sucker for dogs. You get my upvote and love.

  • panasea2
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:37am

    I just love Boxers, always have interesting expressions

  • tdbristow
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:58am

    She does look kind of Special.

  • jquarter06
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:55am

    I have a brindle boxer, they’re the best dogs!

    She’s getting older, but she’s been through thick and thin with me. here she is

  • ironheinrich7
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:24am

    Am glad to see that OP got out of the well.

  • AKW001
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:57am

    Let’s make pixie a STAR! ⭐️

  • escape_the_norm
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:01am

    ⭐️

  • i_broke_wahoos_leg
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 1:46am

    Boxer cross bulldog? What a sweetie ☺️

  • Juan_El_Way
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 2:06am

    Damn, that dog is adorable

  • ElbaQuiche
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 3:08am

    Giving it the old Blue Steel

  • Rtg327gej
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:52am

    Pixie is gorgeous!!!

  • kabes222
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:52am

    She knows she is

  • thorhyphenaxe
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:03am

    My childhood dog’s name was Pixie 😭💔

    Even though she became a cranky old girl at the end I loved that dog so damn much.

  • chibinoi
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:04am

    What a cutie pie Pixie is!

  • Beezlebard
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:12am

    We did it reddit

  • BlhiteTTR
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am
  • skadaddle_skadoodle
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:15am

    my pitbull is named pixie too holy cow

  • Shametoad
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:19am

    Too cute

  • ohnanausername
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:20am

    Damn right she is - Pixie for Pres!

  • Ihaveaboxer
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:21am

    Best dogs ever

  • Oblongmind420
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 2:08am

    Those ears!

  • Shamyrie
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 3:04am

    I would die for Pixie.

  • jitterbug726
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 1:59am

    Upvoteeeeeeee

  • sadbluefish
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:23am

    Ceingey title

  • Mike_Kermin
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:03am

    Actually adorable. I hope you asked if it was ok to post it online.

  • GHG-
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 2:36am

    You’re my star Pixie, I’d die for you

COMMENTS

  • zulu_cat
    203 points Aug 24,2019, 2:25am

    Pixie: “I am?!!”

    I love her forehead wrinkles!

  • mandocalrissian927
    38 points Aug 24,2019, 1:39am

    She's so excited too!

  • FartingGypsy
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 1:50am

    She’s such a star 😭❤️❤️❤️

  • Windowless4life
    13 points Aug 24,2019, 3:20am

    What a sweet little brindle boxer. Makes me miss mine, she was always smiling

  • mishner
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 3:09am

    As much as I troll on the internet I'll always be a sucker for dogs. You get my upvote and love.

  • panasea2
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:37am

    I just love Boxers, always have interesting expressions

  • tdbristow
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:58am

    She does look kind of Special.

  • jquarter06
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:55am

    I have a brindle boxer, they’re the best dogs!

    She’s getting older, but she’s been through thick and thin with me. here she is

  • ironheinrich7
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:24am

    Am glad to see that OP got out of the well.

  • AKW001
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:57am

    Let’s make pixie a STAR! ⭐️

  • escape_the_norm
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 5:01am

    ⭐️

  • i_broke_wahoos_leg
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 1:46am

    Boxer cross bulldog? What a sweetie ☺️

  • Juan_El_Way
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 2:06am

    Damn, that dog is adorable

  • ElbaQuiche
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 3:08am

    Giving it the old Blue Steel

  • Rtg327gej
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:52am

    Pixie is gorgeous!!!

  • kabes222
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:52am

    She knows she is

  • thorhyphenaxe
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:03am

    My childhood dog’s name was Pixie 😭💔

    Even though she became a cranky old girl at the end I loved that dog so damn much.

  • chibinoi
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:04am

    What a cutie pie Pixie is!

  • Beezlebard
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:12am

    We did it reddit

  • BlhiteTTR
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:13am
  • skadaddle_skadoodle
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:15am

    my pitbull is named pixie too holy cow

  • Shametoad
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:19am

    Too cute

  • ohnanausername
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:20am

    Damn right she is - Pixie for Pres!

  • Ihaveaboxer
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:21am

    Best dogs ever

  • Oblongmind420
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 2:08am

    Those ears!

  • Shamyrie
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 3:04am

    I would die for Pixie.

  • jitterbug726
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 1:59am

    Upvoteeeeeeee

  • sadbluefish
    0 points Aug 24,2019, 5:23am

    Ceingey title

  • Mike_Kermin
    -1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:03am

    Actually adorable. I hope you asked if it was ok to post it online.

  • GHG-
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 2:36am

    You’re my star Pixie, I’d die for you

● ● ●

My Swedish attempt att full English breakfast

CasualUK

COMMENTS

  • cg010169
    554 points Aug 24,2019, 3:21am

    Good effort, you need to remove the green thing tho, a British breakfast cannot be heathy

  • YeahRoy
    53 points Aug 24,2019, 3:41am

    Are you on a diet?

  • UnrulyHousewife
    102 points Aug 24,2019, 3:33am

    I've woken up properly now and I have looked again... The central placement of the beans is an issue. They're assuming too much importance and pushing the star ingredients to the edge of the plate. Also, I think there are too many beans, there should barely be enough to warrant the effort of adding them at all.

  • UniquePotato
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 3:38am

    To much greenery 😂

  • Huligun22
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 3:26am

    Eggs look like they may be slightly overdone imo. I like 'em runny to dunk the toast in. All the rest looks gurt lush.

  • Thank-You-Good-Night
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 3:51am

    it’s just missing a big mug of yorkshire tea

  • sausage_breakwater
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Damn near perfect.

  • DaFranko1
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 3:51am

    Nailed it

  • Elipes_
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 4:09am

    Alright good job!

    Except.

    Sausages need to positioned as a dam between the beans and the egg, this allows for the two not to mix unless you want then too.

    Get rid of the green shit, these breakfasts were never meant to be healthy.

    And thanks a bunch I've woke up hungry now and all I have is shit cereal.

  • UnrulyHousewife
    17 points Aug 24,2019, 3:20am

    Not bad!The sausages look a bit weird but overall a great success.

  • newrounds1
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:47am

    Good effort but you've made it look too nice. The full English is always proud of its hapdash nature.

  • NoWayRay
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:59am

    Well done, OP. TBH, I think the few criticisms here are as much personal taste as anything.

    Splendid effort though, it's a thumbs up from me.

  • Sean_O_Neagan
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 4:05am

    You've invented the continental Full English.

    So much care - the lovingly griddled bangers, the arrangement of neatly-cut toasts (or perhaps toastes), the mushrooms finished to an almost crunchy-looking perfection - it can't possibly be a regular English. There's an expression we have here (rarely used) to explain what's not quite right about all this - it looks a bit frou-frou.

    Regular English requires a healthy dollop of manly disregard for such finer aesthetic dimensions - it's all about protein, fats, sugar and carbs, probably on one plate, no frills, no funny business, get it down you.

    PS also, next time, a little black pudding, please. It's a touch of balance you'll certainly appreciate.

  • 6LegsGoExplore
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Lose the Orange juice, replace with tea. Ditch the bit of field that got in there, add the local equivalent of black pudding.

    After that, you'll have a damn fine breakie, worthy of any Saturday morning.

  • DarrenTheDrunk
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    Well played sir, good effort. Glad to see you haven’t succumb to this hash brown nonsense.

  • adrianpeter
    10 points Aug 24,2019, 3:30am

    Looks good, personal preference me, think it's a northern thing, swap tomatoes for tinned plum tomatoes cooked for ages so they're sweet and have that with some black pudding.

  • Hy6D4o9
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:21am

    I'll have one please! Looks good!

  • -SaC
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:22am

    God, I could do with this right now.

  • stuxnet_blues
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:29am

    Inte illa, Ser ju skitgott ut!

  • Cuntsmasher79
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:31am

    Looks great! Definitely one of the better attempts I’ve seen on here

  • -Dionysus
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:56am

    It looks actually nice. It's not supposed to, but I fully support your effort. Just missing the black pudding. It's an essential ingredient.

  • tomorgan90909
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:59am

    Not bad needs hash browns

  • anti-inflammatees
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:03am

    I will say.. BRAVO!!

  • iff_true
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:04am

    The cuts in the sausage makes me concerned about exactly what kind of sausage it is.

  • Escalot
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:05am

    Top work mate

  • Emexrulisier
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am

    good effort looks delicious !

  • Ascnt
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:37am

    I didn’t know what to have for breakfast but you’ve just made me hop in my down down to Tesco and get sausage, bacon, beans and black pudding.. thank you

  • DannyHallam
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    10/10, if anyone tells you otherwise they are wrong

  • Kekkiem
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 3:54am

    Lar dig at breakwater! Love it, I even appreciate the bit of green thrown in as a sarcastic nod to being healthy

  • JimmyFromFinance
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 3:55am

    Bra! Although I’m unsure what happened to those sausages plus this feels a tad dry so you might need some ketchup

  • catfood12345
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:00am

    orange juice?

    so near... yet so far.

  • Dubhzo
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:01am

    Look closely at the sausage boys, I don't know why but Sweden only has those crappy hot-dog style sausages

  • dan_rekt
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:02am

    Not sure about what type of sausages those are but the rest looks fantastic! Great job.

  • akaPABLO1
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:04am

    Maybe over engineered with green. Looks lovely

  • fr4tt
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Too much green.

  • Splathorns
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am

    Not bad

  • richh00
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:13am

    Few things -

    Those looks like fine ground mainland sausages. They need to be coarse ground sausages.

    That green thing needs to go.

    Back bacon for fry-ups.

    Everything else looks great.

    Where's the tea...

  • smorgalorg
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:13am

    That’s a pretty good looking fry up. Although I’m so worried the sausages are gonna just roll off. Save them!

  • NeatApplication
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:16am

    Perfect! Replace the juice with a cuppa and you're one of us now.

  • ColossusofChodes
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:18am

    There is nothing wrong with this

  • Lego-hearts
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:23am

    Glorious! 10/10 would come over for breakfast!

  • SmithBut
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:23am

    Green stuff... nope 👎 not on a full English.

  • PM_ME_COOL_THINGS_
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:24am

    Looks good! Now try the superior Scottish breakfast and you'll never go back!

  • manamoma
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:27am

    Better than the efforts I saw in Scotland.

    Just needs :Better sausageBlack puddingHash brown

  • Scoey102
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:27am

    Too much green stuff

  • tommy5608
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:27am

    Great effort just needs black pudding.

  • lukel66
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:28am

    Looking good but is that toast or fried bread?

  • Chuckles1188
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:28am

    Love it, just needs brown sauce

  • harrycopter69
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:29am

    Good effort pal

  • MayTheEmpireRule26
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:29am

    Looks quite nice, but add a black pudding and hash browns next time. Also, make sure the bread is fried as well.

  • SqueekyJuice
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:30am

    Looks good, but you forgot to fry the toast.

  • chronicideas
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:30am

    Not greasy enough. Bread looks too good. 7/10

  • fromthenorth79
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:30am

    Butter the toast and get rid of whatever that green shit is and this is a win.

  • Mojoblackwhite
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:31am

    Send me some through Royal Mail. Minus the green crap.

  • JohnNapalm
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:33am

    Immediate comment from the Swedish girlfriend (we’re both living in the UK)

    “Well that greenery shouldn’t be there”

  • bobster1608
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:35am

    Salad has no place on a full English.

  • Khashoggis-Thumbs
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:35am

    Butter your toast.

  • mk45tb
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:36am

    Looks pretty good apart from the sausage and the green thing. One thing you can never find in Sweden is proper English sausages.

  • Wibble201
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:37am

    Looks very good! Have a bonus point for making sure the white on top of the yolk is cooked, I can’t stand uncooked white on an egg.

  • Merc6k
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:38am

    No green shit. Otherwise perfect ;)

  • Sell200AprilAt142
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:38am

    9/10 fantastic effort

    • Beans shouldn't be in the centre

    • get rid of the green

    • orange juice -> tea

  • ChocLife
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:39am

    As a Swede currently residing in the UK, the one thing I admire the most is proper bacon. What Swedes get is thin Danish streaky bacon pumped full of salt water.

  • Kubrick_Fan
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:40am

    Why aren't the eggs in the middle?

  • ArabattaCrumb
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:41am

    You did well! It looks great

  • rarkgrames
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:42am

    Good, but the Orange juice needs to go and be replaced with a pint mug of tea

  • oldhouse56
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:43am

    Beautiful

  • maxymred
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:43am

    No hp or daddies?

  • Azaj1
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:44am

    Only problem is that you centred the beans. You'd need 4 sausages to dam that

  • MAGICAL_ESKIMO
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:44am

    jättegott!

    Looks a solid effort mate.

  • fakerachel
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:44am

    Not bad. I don't suppose I can interest you in a trade for a halfeaten bowl of cereal?

  • eagleflies2
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:44am

    Eggs are overcooked, sausages look questionable, too many beans and NO BUTTER ON BREAD?

    Not a bad effort overall, consider importing some proper sausages (Cumberland or Lincolnshire) for you next attempt.

    7 on 10

  • Inciwincie
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:44am

    Too much beans and remove the green! Other than that I’d be all over that!

  • sbiscuitz
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:44am

    what the hell is that green shit

  • xopranaut
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:46am

    Are you single?

  • Goldbudda
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:47am

    No green stuff but this is easily a 10/10!

  • Suckmytoee
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:48am

    Where’s the hash browns and black pudding??

  • stegosaurus32
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:48am

    Honestly that looks amazing. The one thing I would change is the beans, they need to be off to one side, touching the toast is a big no-no.

    9/10 would stuff down face.

  • Sirusho
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    There needs to be a giant mug of tea in place of the orange juice. Preferably with enough sugar to kill a herd of diabetic elephants.

  • Duck1ng-Hell
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    Looks good bro

  • Robco98
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:49am

    Is that fried bread or toast? A proper English breakfast needs that bread soaked in oil and bacon fat then fried to crispy heart attack deliciousness

  • CocaKoala819
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:50am

    That looks so good. I wish I had that instead of my bowl of Cheerios.

  • PrincessGary
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:52am

    I like it, only...

    Is that toast buttered?

  • AiHangLo
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:56am

    How can a fry up look healthy?!

  • oglop121
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:56am

    That's the best cooked breakfast I've seen since Gary wilmot's wedding

  • kernowgringo
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:58am

    What is this a veggie breakfast? Get rid of the shrubbery.

  • The_Talking_Mags
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:58am

    Looks delicious!

  • shevy1412
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 3:57am

    Bang on. No tomatoes for me, beans are enough!

  • Rekyht
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:38am

    Do we need this every weekend? Like seriously who fucking cares.

  • mangoes420
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:54am

    Those are not regulation beans - DISQUALIFIED

  • manowar_england
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 5:00am

    Missing black pudding.

  • bewareThePug
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 4:11am

COMMENTS

  • cg010169
    554 points Aug 24,2019, 3:21am

    Good effort, you need to remove the green thing tho, a British breakfast cannot be heathy

  • YeahRoy
    53 points Aug 24,2019, 3:41am

    Are you on a diet?

  • UnrulyHousewife
    102 points Aug 24,2019, 3:33am

    I've woken up properly now and I have looked again... The central placement of the beans is an issue. They're assuming too much importance and pushing the star ingredients to the edge of the plate. Also, I think there are too many beans, there should barely be enough to warrant the effort of adding them at all.

  • phlexographer
    236 points Aug 24,2019, 3:19am

    Bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo, tomatoes – snap, erm, minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I’m nit-picking, on the whole a very good effort, seven on ten.

  • UniquePotato
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 3:38am

    To much greenery 😂

  • Huligun22
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 3:26am

    Eggs look like they may be slightly overdone imo. I like 'em runny to dunk the toast in. All the rest looks gurt lush.

  • Thank-You-Good-Night
    11 points Aug 24,2019, 3:51am

    it’s just missing a big mug of yorkshire tea

  • sausage_breakwater
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Damn near perfect.

  • DaFranko1
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 3:51am

    Nailed it

  • Elipes_
    7 points Aug 24,2019, 4:09am

    Alright good job!

    Except.

    Sausages need to positioned as a dam between the beans and the egg, this allows for the two not to mix unless you want then too.

    Get rid of the green shit, these breakfasts were never meant to be healthy.

    And thanks a bunch I've woke up hungry now and all I have is shit cereal.

  • UnrulyHousewife
    17 points Aug 24,2019, 3:20am

    Not bad!The sausages look a bit weird but overall a great success.

  • newrounds1
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:47am

    Good effort but you've made it look too nice. The full English is always proud of its hapdash nature.

  • NoWayRay
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 3:59am

    Well done, OP. TBH, I think the few criticisms here are as much personal taste as anything.

    Splendid effort though, it's a thumbs up from me.

  • Sean_O_Neagan
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 4:05am

    You've invented the continental Full English.

    So much care - the lovingly griddled bangers, the arrangement of neatly-cut toasts (or perhaps toastes), the mushrooms finished to an almost crunchy-looking perfection - it can't possibly be a regular English. There's an expression we have here (rarely used) to explain what's not quite right about all this - it looks a bit frou-frou.

    Regular English requires a healthy dollop of manly disregard for such finer aesthetic dimensions - it's all about protein, fats, sugar and carbs, probably on one plate, no frills, no funny business, get it down you.

    PS also, next time, a little black pudding, please. It's a touch of balance you'll certainly appreciate.

  • 6LegsGoExplore
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Lose the Orange juice, replace with tea. Ditch the bit of field that got in there, add the local equivalent of black pudding.

    After that, you'll have a damn fine breakie, worthy of any Saturday morning.

  • DarrenTheDrunk
    4 points Aug 24,2019, 4:12am

    Well played sir, good effort. Glad to see you haven’t succumb to this hash brown nonsense.

  • adrianpeter
    10 points Aug 24,2019, 3:30am

    Looks good, personal preference me, think it's a northern thing, swap tomatoes for tinned plum tomatoes cooked for ages so they're sweet and have that with some black pudding.

  • Hy6D4o9
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:21am

    I'll have one please! Looks good!

  • -SaC
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:22am

    God, I could do with this right now.

  • stuxnet_blues
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:29am

    Inte illa, Ser ju skitgott ut!

  • Cuntsmasher79
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:31am

    Looks great! Definitely one of the better attempts I’ve seen on here

  • -Dionysus
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:56am

    It looks actually nice. It's not supposed to, but I fully support your effort. Just missing the black pudding. It's an essential ingredient.

  • tomorgan90909
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 3:59am

    Not bad needs hash browns

  • anti-inflammatees
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:03am

    I will say.. BRAVO!!

  • iff_true
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:04am

    The cuts in the sausage makes me concerned about exactly what kind of sausage it is.

  • Escalot
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:05am

    Top work mate

  • Emexrulisier
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am

    good effort looks delicious !

  • Ascnt
    3 points Aug 24,2019, 4:37am

    I didn’t know what to have for breakfast but you’ve just made me hop in my down down to Tesco and get sausage, bacon, beans and black pudding.. thank you

  • DannyHallam
    8 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    10/10, if anyone tells you otherwise they are wrong

  • Kekkiem
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 3:54am

    Lar dig at breakwater! Love it, I even appreciate the bit of green thrown in as a sarcastic nod to being healthy

  • JimmyFromFinance
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 3:55am

    Bra! Although I’m unsure what happened to those sausages plus this feels a tad dry so you might need some ketchup

  • catfood12345
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:00am

    orange juice?

    so near... yet so far.

  • Dubhzo
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:01am

    Look closely at the sausage boys, I don't know why but Sweden only has those crappy hot-dog style sausages

  • dan_rekt
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:02am

    Not sure about what type of sausages those are but the rest looks fantastic! Great job.

  • akaPABLO1
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:04am

    Maybe over engineered with green. Looks lovely

  • fr4tt
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:07am

    Too much green.

  • Splathorns
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:10am

    Not bad

  • richh00
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:13am

    Few things -

    Those looks like fine ground mainland sausages. They need to be coarse ground sausages.

    That green thing needs to go.

    Back bacon for fry-ups.

    Everything else looks great.

    Where's the tea...

  • smorgalorg
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:13am

    That’s a pretty good looking fry up. Although I’m so worried the sausages are gonna just roll off. Save them!

  • NeatApplication
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:16am

    Perfect! Replace the juice with a cuppa and you're one of us now.

  • ColossusofChodes
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:18am

    There is nothing wrong with this

  • Lego-hearts
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:23am

    Glorious! 10/10 would come over for breakfast!

  • SmithBut
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:23am

    Green stuff... nope 👎 not on a full English.

  • PM_ME_COOL_THINGS_
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:24am

    Looks good! Now try the superior Scottish breakfast and you'll never go back!

  • manamoma
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:27am

    Better than the efforts I saw in Scotland.

    Just needs :Better sausageBlack puddingHash brown

  • Scoey102
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:27am

    Too much green stuff

  • tommy5608
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:27am

    Great effort just needs black pudding.

  • lukel66
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:28am

    Looking good but is that toast or fried bread?

  • Chuckles1188
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:28am

    Love it, just needs brown sauce

  • harrycopter69
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:29am

    Good effort pal

  • MayTheEmpireRule26
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:29am

    Looks quite nice, but add a black pudding and hash browns next time. Also, make sure the bread is fried as well.

  • SqueekyJuice
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:30am

    Looks good, but you forgot to fry the toast.

  • chronicideas
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:30am

    Not greasy enough. Bread looks too good. 7/10

  • fromthenorth79
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:30am

    Butter the toast and get rid of whatever that green shit is and this is a win.

  • Mojoblackwhite
    2 points Aug 24,2019, 4:31am

    Send me some through Royal Mail. Minus the green crap.