Idk who's aware but the actor Brian Baumgartner is a packer fan.
Our offense probably looked the most fluid it has all season today, but we are also facing possibly the most decimated secondary in the league. Although then again, we did have three starting o linemen out.
Fresh play calling is nice.
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Decent shot at the playoffs. All the teams lost that we wanted. Just get hot and win out. 8-7-1 could make it.
Seriously, that's exactly what I said, Then followed with there's always next season. Hopefully we can make some changes that can let us have a good season next year. Go pack go.
We got this
So just as a hypothetical - let's say there's a Khalil Mack in this next draft (I don't know if there is or not, this is hypothetical after all) and he's going at draft spot 7. If losing the rest of the games this season puts us at spot 7 for next year, do you still want to win out just so you feel slightly better for a few hours on Sunday December 9th 2018?
More wins equals worse draft pick fyi
The parachute dudes were cool.
Tip of the cap to the air force.
That is going to be a big ticket
I wonder if you'd get ticketed if you just pulled over to sit and savor the spectacle of a dip shit getting their ticket (and just desserts.) Might honestly be worth it - it would be fun to go plead it in front of a judge in traffic court.
Is it just me or does anyone else feel good when a idiot driver gets pulled over
Is it legal to pass over double yellow when the cop is in the way giving someone a ticket? As he does in the end, just wondering
Anyone else notice that there are two police vehicles to the right when it starts. So yeah they saw it and then darted after him. :)
I was just sitting here after the car blasted past muttering 'where's the cop' until he drove onscreen. So satisfying.
Cops chatting at the start of the gif.
Anyway then he s--- .. OH FUCK YEAH, DIBS!
Few things are as satisfying as witnessing an aggressive driver meet Johnny Law.
No shit that’s my hometown, that guy is a moron for more then just that. everybody know cops wait there because that school is on top of a hill after a curve so you can’t see them until your on top of them
If I was the cop I'd also be pissed the speeding guy pulled over in about the least safe spot possible.
Love instant justice!
Any idea what ticket/fines/points this person will get? It's gonna hurt... Good!
An Oscar for this cinematography please !
i hope the driver get another ticket for pulling over in a shitty spot
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/vY0MrYRAT1w
I am kinda bugged the cop is now speeding in a school zone. I don’t really have the solution because I want that driver busted but now we have twice the chance a kid is gonna get hit.
Curious how fast the car filming was going. Hard to tell from the video. The passing car shouldn't have done what they did, especially not in a school zone, but folks don't realize that driving excessively slowly is also a risk and a bad thing. Especially if they've been doing it miles before the school zone. Excessively slow drivers are hazards for many reasons.
passing illegally over a double yellow
As OP passes illegally over a double yellow :D
Got em bois
That is some 900 IQ rap lol
Don’t get it. Please explain
That's a rap dad joke if I ever heard one.
Now my palms are sweaty
Why aren't white people allowed in rap? I'm honestly curious what she means by that. Is that pun too difficult for black people to understand? Does it go over black people's heads? Does she think it's stupid? Does she dislike Eminem's talent? I really don't understand wtf she is trying to say here. It makes zero sense. Any way you look at it, she's either saying this lyric is either dumb, too clever for black people to get, or Eminem overshadows black rappers.
I mean this with all sincerity, can somebody please explain what she means?
Em is very good at rapping
if you like this you would love lupe fiasco.
70% of the users on this sub are white
So, are we just not going to talk about when Kendrick said:
“I’m too much for these ni—as, I’m three much fo’ these hoes”?
But yeah, it’s only white rappers with corny puns.
Okay so for the white folks here: don't worry, she's joking your still allowed. The point is white people tend to support rappers with corny word-play based lyrics like this (Logic, Macklemore, a lot of early Gambino) or that rap fast for no reason. Some people call it "nerd rap". Now "nerd rap", is not what's hot in the streets, and when a nerd rapper gets popular, black people are always like "now who's albums are those white folks buying now". That's why she jokes that they shouldn't be allowed, we see their choices in rap music as inferior to what plays in the streets, especially when pointing out those lines we find corny and over complicated as "fire".
If you go to /r/hiphopheads, the commenters there are well aware that the people on the sub tend to have different opinions from the fans on the street, and there was even a popular post a few years ago with this scrawny white kid and his girlfriend that they joked about as representing what that sub actually looks like. Are they all white scrawny losers? No, but it's a joke.
Why’s it always gotta be about “white or black”
Can we go ahead and agree he’s the greatest ever to do it?
Edit: for reference, here’s my top 5 Favorite (not necessarily best!):1. Tech N9ne2. Eminem3. Bone Thugs4. KAAN5. Tonedeff
Edit 2: I forgot about Tonedeff, gotta sneak him in 1 spot above TI
If you wanna know defeat just hit up Baki and his friends
What does this have to do with white people? Btw I’m not some offended white person just wondering why everything gotta have pejorative connotation about race
idk man if the roles were switched this would have so much backlash
Oh damn you sound young af and kinda ignorant right there..
Remember when gun Kelly thought he can step to em
It took me a while to get this because of the way I pronounce “defeat”
It doesn’t sound like “a de feet” when I say it because of my accent. 😂
JESUS christ white people got so offended in this thread
And she's verified..
Wtf is going on.
Is she talking shit on eminem? Who does that?
That shit is corny...
this is what i miss in modern commercial rap
Shit was fucking corny
still better than anything drake’s ever written
Hilltop hoods had a similar line - foot always in my mouth I just can't stomach da-feat.
Probably not as good, but I always loved the line in 'Rap God' where he says "you're witnessing a mass occur like you're watching a church gathering take place..."
I'm sure there are a bunch of better lines throughout the years, but the first time that line clicked in my mind, I thought "holy shit".
Montana of 300 makes lyrics just as clever and he does it every song
Idk, I think I’d take a de feat over Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang
Was waiting for a shitty quite. Instead got a brilliant quote. Why is that a “white” trait? Girl needs to reevaluate herself and how she sees her own race.
Ok I get the joke in the text, but not the title.
Marshall Fields is a department store. But I don’t think that’s relevant?
Fields medal is an award for math. Okay, that’s a reference.
But what is going on in that sentence??
She looks exactly how I would expect someone to look that says dumb shit like that.
Kinda weak when you go listen to any legit battle rap verse. Those mfers raps are usually max IQ. They just dont know how to make radio worthy songs.
Why do so many people like Eminem? His raps have been cringey for a long time and he rapped about abusing up his wife a lot which I can’t really get past. Also even em fans have to admit that the last few albums have been steaming garbage.
Apparently sge hasnt seen 8 mile
Man y'all are really triggered over what clearly is a joke
Is he drinking again?
All y’all defending Em seem to have stopped listening to any hip-hop past 2008. The new school has plenty of artists releasing better content on par with peak Em, and many better. Em still has technical ability, but no heart. His new shit is all garbage wave riding bullshit, or some attempt to recreate his old stuff through masturbatory flows and corny wordplay.
Em's creativity is ridiculous
Two birds one stone? No thank you!
Two fish one swoop is more like it.
Osprey are my absolute FAVORITE raptor/animal. They are incredible with flight, diving, swimming and even walking.All around INCREDIBLE creatures. And their plumage is just incredible.
Look at that smug expression. He knows he’s the man.
Better fisherman than I am tbh...
I had the pleasure of meeting a wild osprey around 10 years ago, and they're somehow even more incredible in person
"One for me... two for me!"
You get a fish! YOU get a fish!
You double dipping son of a bitch you
He's thinking: One for me. One for the wife and kiddos.
Double fishing it.
2 fish. 2 Furious
Odd rules in this sub. I posted an Eagle with a rabbit and a fox in its grasp and it was removed for violence. There was no blood like this pic. Oh well unsub.
That's truly some dubble dippin'
"as you can tell from the double fisting method, this is an American osprey"
"Sorry if I ever took a snap at ya. Fish got to swim, birds gotta eat".
One for now and one for later.
Well of course, one for each hand! Unassailable excuse to have two of anything tasty. Like cookies. Or cheese. Or fish, apparently.
Dual wield, baby!!!!
Meanwhile, my dog struggles to catch a single tennis ball... that isn't moving.
I got two fish.
Killing 2 fish with one bird.
You get one and you get one!
Double fisting it. Nice!
Work smarter, not harder!
"Gimme dis one and gimme dat one"
Actually asking this....
Are there degrees of athleticism within creatures other than humans?
Like did we just witness a top 10 play for an Osprey or is this just how hard they go
To think it takes two swallows to carry one coconut. That makes the one Osprey with two fish all the more impressive.
This has to be some sort of osprey record he just shattered.
Snack and dinner in one go.
A photographer catching an osprey catching 2 fish...
Like a boss
'no big deal'
What? No dessert?
makes me reflect - it's amazing how derpy and unskilled humans are. lucky we are smart.
fish: Its an osprey!
“I’d like one of each please.”
Beautiful, impressive creature
This meme is a rank 2.. not for the Normies, but still about WW2
You also don’t hang a candy cane, you eat em, you psycho. You are wasting a prime cane!
no, you shoot it and its goomar first, then hang it upside down
Or peel outer packaging off a bauble.
I thought Mussolini got shot
Can you hang the tsar?
To be fair you aren't supposed to hang the candy cane and Christmas balls upside down.
But what if Benito is my star?
I've seen this repost so many times.
You don't hang the star, you hang the Tsar.
Mussolini was probably one of the worst dictators ever
Also the star is the only thing that doesn’t have red in it.
You can cut whit that edge.
Every one knows that star shurikens are more deadly than normal ones./s
Who’s the fella in the uniform?
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But then you watch all of it but it just jump cuts to the ass eating with no further plot development so it’s just weird that they went from enjoying a game of football to eating ass
I watch it for the plot
Ahhhh that's hot, that's hot
Why is this so relatable
Plot is important
I love anal, don't have anything against it
Well how the fuck did they get from petting a dog to anal?
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That's the best part tho
I love this template so much
I so do that.
I can hear this picture
I’m going to be honest, this is the best meme I’ve seen this week. Good job OP
I feel bad for her butt hole :(
All I want is the moment of entry, I’m a simple guy with simple needs
Yoooo that's hot, that's hot
Regurgitated tweets mmmmmmm
Anal is only acceptable when it’s Sasha grey
cries in gay
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That was an opportunity to create some art, I don’t know how but it would have been cool
I bet op after taking that picture punch it as hard as he could.
It's a snow spoiler
It's a spoiler
The snow pattern on this Honda would be tough to make on your own Accord.
Honda drivers and their damn spoilers!
This is also how you get snow in your trunk
Looks like a flat brim
looks like some sort of snoiler
I am so tired of these posts being more than mildly interesting. I'm fully interested! This is not the sub for that!
It looks like a pringle
They must have closed the trunk so gently, either that or it's automatic. Can't imagine that snow not falling down when you slam the door down.
why would you open the trunk with snow on it ? ffs, shove it away first
That's some prime packing snow right there. Time to either build a snowman or have a snowball fight.
Speed brake a la Bugatti Veyron.
Is this in anchorage ?
That was some gambling there! Lucky that didn’t end up sliding into the trunk...
I have that happen to my Outback if I'm lazy to clean all the snow off the hatch. Up goes the hatch and presses the snow at the top to leave a 2-3" tall snow spoiler.
When the snow forgets to clip to the trunk door during the animation
I didn't touch it b/c I didn't want to mess it up for the owner of the car. But my theory is that b/c this snow was packed down with sleet and freezing rain, it was stiff enough to stay in place when the owner accessed the trunk. My car's hood was frozen over as well...damn, I should have tried this before I shaved off my car.
Nice try, James Bond.
I get people wanna make the spoiler joke but it's an air brake. There's spoilers, wings, and air brakes.
....Is mildly interesting.
Great way to fill your trunk with snow.
Took em a while to stash that body inside the trunk.
120$ the modification, sir.
Can’t imagine what inside the trunk looks like.
This looks like military base housing.
classic. You're an artiste!
It's a bulletproof shield.
That’s about +20-25 HP right there.
Alaska? Looks like JBER.
Looks like the bullet proof plate from one of the James bond cars
He’s got a nice hat
thats a pretty good photoshop lol
Honda accord sport is a straight joke on the consumer at a blistering 192 HP.
Woulda punched that so hard. 👊
5’7 alpha male checking in
Gross. I would never hook up with a heavily pixelated girl.
Jesus. And it’s just as bad that she says,“tha” instead of “the.” Girl, can you not?
I love how she agreed with every completely terrible thing you said about short men but the moment you said one offensive thing in return she got all triggered.
Dang, you got her good lmao. I personally don't care if a woman has a height requirement, but she better not get pist if I ask for weight.
Ah equal rights vs equal responsibility. how the world shits itself whenever one is broken and one is laughed at
What a disgusting person.
I’m not 100% sure but I think the rule is, if your girlfriend is taller then you, you have to sit in her lap for photos.
The hero we don't deserve.
Coming from a short 5.1 short male. Fuck this girl..
Isn’t the South fatter than the North? Like Georgia vs. Massachusetts? Also this chick sucks lmao
5'5 weeping in my dark corner.
I mean there's really nothing wrong w preferring a certain type of guy, but when you can't handle a taste of your own medicine oh the irony is sweet
Love you OP for shitting on this girl
That "fuck you" was the biggest admission of guilt ever. She is probably manatí size.
this is perfect
THis almost seems like a parody or satire but these bitches are everywhere for real.
Exactly! Kevin Hart probably has some awesome pictures!
You’re not wrong
Gamers rise up
Why does it say 5 kilometers away if you’re in Miami and are from Miami?
Aren't most girls like this?
She's going to cut herself now.
I do this to every girl that match with that says no short guys.
Usually get a block because of their double standards.
"Agh, it's a super mutant!"
Eats fifteen meals to recover from a shot to the face.
Ever suck water down the wrong pipe? Know what you do after coughing you ass off? You take another drink of water like a man.
The Witcher handled underwater logic the best.
Just use a stimpak.
Ever drink a glass of water at dinner, have it go down the wrong way and start coughing and spluttering? What's the first thing someone will say to you?
"Are you okay? Have some water."
Fallout's no different.
Yea would be a problem if you drown in the cup
I mean, there's a pretty substantial difference between getting water in your lungs vs. water in your stomach... But meme gotta meme!
Almost died from gunfire...
this meme was made by water gang
Wasn't something like this in Super Mario 64?
Get them rads
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING
Genius! Drink all of the water instead of drowning!
Well, yeah. It just depends on the pipe it does down.
To beat the water. You must become the water
Don’t we all love Fallout? Let’s remember happy Bethesda memes!
Or just shove a shitton of random hella expired food down your face
Tha-that’s some high quality h20
The stomach is not the lungs.
only the 47th time today this has been posted, slow day.
I see no problem. You don't take damage from it being water, the problem is the water is in your lungs, and there is no oxygen there. When you drink water to replenish your HP (while of course being completely fantasy as fast healing methods) you're now drinking the water correctly into your stomach
This is just real life logic
And many many other games, but you won't get cheap upvotes for those.
Almost died from drowning? Better---
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Awww some good old fashioned meme... won't make it to the front page (upvote if u agree, scroll by if not) visible fear to lose those hard-gained upvotes
I swear, people who make these memes are fucking idiots looking to bitch about stupid shit and also don’t understand how real life works.
Just do us a favor and hold off on making shitty memes until you step outside and interact with other people.
One involves water in the lungs and the other the stomach.
That's about as close to space as any of us are getting. That's really beautiful.
Inb4 “it looks flat tho”
This is fucking beautiful 😍
That might be the coolest thing I've ever fucking seen. Just knowing that exists made my day quantifiably better. God damn space is amazing.
Thank You Moon, Very Cool!
The pilot probably had to wear really big sunglasses for that flight.
incredible to see how the shadow just moves across the earth
I have no words to describe how cool this is
This is beautiful, it somehow gives me this weird but wonderful imagination that the solar system is the whole universe.
I love it
This footage of a total solar eclipse was taken by Glenn Schneider on 20 March 2015 from 35,000 ft from above the Norwegian Sea on a B737-800 aircraft.
This gets deleted for being a repost every time it shows up here.
It’s like god took a peek and went: naaaaah, still unworthy
don't look directly at it