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  • Gemutlichkeit2
    64 points Oct 19,2018, 6:20pm

    I don't disagree but I'm also fine not using straws and doing my little insignificant part to help the environment because why not.

    That said obviously it's super important to remember the real culprits and the real problems.

  • SellsDopeToKidz
    84 points Oct 19,2018, 5:50pm

    This, right here.

    Everyday we are bombarded by news of scientists and experts warning us of impending doom if we don't change our dirty dirty ways... All the while, the US ramps up oil production, multi-national energy conglomerates continue their trillion dollar operations, large national corporations continue to sell their single-use plastic junk to consumers, everything continues perfectly for the global elite.

    But the only ones who will pay the price are the huge masses of people living in pollution, asking the government for allowances just to survive

  • PizzaRolls4theSoul
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 6:38pm

    Why are straws bad? Because plastic or am I missing something here?

  • CatLover9310
    9 points Oct 19,2018, 6:51pm

    I dont disagree but I think our personal responsibilities are just as important. If we all/ a majority of the population will eat less meat and diary or use public transportation more often it will make a significant difference.

  • SlonkGangweed
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 7:10pm

    Excerpt from Derrick Jensen of Deep Green Resistance:

    A few years ago I began to feel pretty apocalyptic. But I hesitated to use that word, in part because of those drawings I’ve seen of penitents carrying “The End is Near” signs, and in part because of the power of the word itself. Apocalypse. I didn’t want to use it lightly.

    But then a friend and fellow activist said, “What will it take for you to finally call it an apocalypse? The death of the salmon? Global warming? The ozone hole? The reduction of krill populations off Antarctica by 90 percent, the turning of the sea off San Diego into a dead zone, the same for the Gulf of Mexico? How about the end of the great coral reefs? The extirpation of two hundred species per day? Four hundred? Six hundred? Give me a specific threshold, Derrick, a specific point at which you’ll finally use that word.”

    ────────

    Do you believe that our culture will undergo a voluntary transformation to a sane and sustainable way of living?

    Often times people laugh out loud. And the next question is if you don't believe that the culture is going to voluntary shift to a sane and sustainable way of living, what does that mean for your strategy? For your tactics? And the answer is we dont know, and one of the reasons we dont know is because we dont talk about it, and one of the reasons we dont talk about it is because we are all so busy pretending we have hope.

    It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out that a way of living based on nonrenewable resources isnt gonna last, in fact it takes anyone but a rocket scientist to figure that out, generally. Civilization is not, and can never be sustainable.

    If our culture us not going to undergo any sort of voluntary transformation, if we dont put a halt to it, civilization will continue to immiserate the majority of the humans and to degrade the planet until it, civilization, and the biosphere of the planet collapses.

    The longer we wait for civilization to crash, or the longer we wait before we ourselves bring it down, the messier will be the crash, and the worse things will be for the humans or nonhumans that live during it, and for those that come after.

    What would you do if Nazis or other fascists took over North America? What would you do if they implemeted Mussolini's definition of fascism? "Fascism should more appropriately be called corporatism because its a merger of state and corporate power." Again that was Mussolini, not Chomsky. What if this occupied country called itself a democracy yet everyone understood the elections to be shams? With citizens allowed to choose between two wings of the same fascist. What if anti-government activity was opposed by stormtroopers and secret police?

    So would you fight back? If there already existed a resistance movement, would you join it?

    Now, would you resist if the fascists irradiated the countryside, poisoned the food supply, made rivers unfit for swimming and so filthy you wouldnt even dream of drinking from them anymore?

    If fascists systematically deforested the continent would you join an underground army of resistance, head to the forest and from there storm the boardrooms and head to the reichstag to pick off the enforcers and those that give them their marching orders?

    People act like its so wild but if aliens came down from outer space and began to deforest the planet and vacuum the oceans and put dioxin in every mothers breast milk...every stream in the United States is contaminated with carcinogens, every stream!, If they did that, what would we all do? I mean i think its pretty clear that if space aliens were doing all of this that we would all just put on our camo outfits and grab our AKs and head to the woods.

    Am I the only person here that has an AK-47?

    Maybe you dont yet love the land where you live enough that you would fight for it.

    But what if the fascists toxified not only the landscape but the bodies of those you love? What if their actions put carcinogens in the flesh of your lover? Your mother? Brother? Father? Children? Would you fight back?

    What if the fascists toxified your own body? Would you still cling to hope that their edicts carry more weight than those brought to bear by their secret not-so-secret police?

    Anyways, would you work for this regime? Would you teach others its virtues? Or would you fight back?

    If you wont fight back when they toxify your own body, when precisely would you fight back? Give me, and more importantly yourself a specific threshold at which you would take a stand. If you cant or wont give that threshold, why not?

    These questions are not rhetorical, these questions are real. They are at this point some of the most important there are.

  • juanthebaker
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 7:07pm

    Both. And.

  • EmiAze
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 6:50pm

    oh wow he tagged his own tweet with "wisdom'' wew lads that's a big pretentious head if there was ever any

  • Novelcheek
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 6:26pm

    Well, see, they're using a young Stalin profile pic and that's just plain unfair! How am I supposed to defend capitalism, while staring at that high-quality mug?!

  • bls118
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 7:05pm

    Is anyone here actually doing anything to combat capitalism and the current system other than shitposting?

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:04pm

    [removed]

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:08pm

    [removed]

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:20pm

    [removed]

  • AnimusHerb240
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:20pm

    #DoBoth

  • Jswissmoi
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:23pm

    I'm not rich but I think laying waste to our planet won't help our situation.

    We should also let our government and corporations know that they are shit.

  • prole-osophy
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:23pm

    I mean it's hard to take a guy with a stalin avatar seriously

  • GlensGoo
    -13 points Oct 19,2018, 6:46pm

    I agree but how is the hammer and sickle any different from a swastika?

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    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:19pm

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  • Gemutlichkeit2
    64 points Oct 19,2018, 6:20pm

    I don't disagree but I'm also fine not using straws and doing my little insignificant part to help the environment because why not.

    That said obviously it's super important to remember the real culprits and the real problems.

  • SellsDopeToKidz
    84 points Oct 19,2018, 5:50pm

    This, right here.

    Everyday we are bombarded by news of scientists and experts warning us of impending doom if we don't change our dirty dirty ways... All the while, the US ramps up oil production, multi-national energy conglomerates continue their trillion dollar operations, large national corporations continue to sell their single-use plastic junk to consumers, everything continues perfectly for the global elite.

    But the only ones who will pay the price are the huge masses of people living in pollution, asking the government for allowances just to survive

  • A-U-T-Omatic
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 6:54pm
  • PizzaRolls4theSoul
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 6:38pm

    Why are straws bad? Because plastic or am I missing something here?

  • CatLover9310
    9 points Oct 19,2018, 6:51pm

    I dont disagree but I think our personal responsibilities are just as important. If we all/ a majority of the population will eat less meat and diary or use public transportation more often it will make a significant difference.

  • SlonkGangweed
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 7:10pm

    Excerpt from Derrick Jensen of Deep Green Resistance:

    A few years ago I began to feel pretty apocalyptic. But I hesitated to use that word, in part because of those drawings I’ve seen of penitents carrying “The End is Near” signs, and in part because of the power of the word itself. Apocalypse. I didn’t want to use it lightly.

    But then a friend and fellow activist said, “What will it take for you to finally call it an apocalypse? The death of the salmon? Global warming? The ozone hole? The reduction of krill populations off Antarctica by 90 percent, the turning of the sea off San Diego into a dead zone, the same for the Gulf of Mexico? How about the end of the great coral reefs? The extirpation of two hundred species per day? Four hundred? Six hundred? Give me a specific threshold, Derrick, a specific point at which you’ll finally use that word.”

    ────────

    Do you believe that our culture will undergo a voluntary transformation to a sane and sustainable way of living?

    Often times people laugh out loud. And the next question is if you don't believe that the culture is going to voluntary shift to a sane and sustainable way of living, what does that mean for your strategy? For your tactics? And the answer is we dont know, and one of the reasons we dont know is because we dont talk about it, and one of the reasons we dont talk about it is because we are all so busy pretending we have hope.

    It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out that a way of living based on nonrenewable resources isnt gonna last, in fact it takes anyone but a rocket scientist to figure that out, generally. Civilization is not, and can never be sustainable.

    If our culture us not going to undergo any sort of voluntary transformation, if we dont put a halt to it, civilization will continue to immiserate the majority of the humans and to degrade the planet until it, civilization, and the biosphere of the planet collapses.

    The longer we wait for civilization to crash, or the longer we wait before we ourselves bring it down, the messier will be the crash, and the worse things will be for the humans or nonhumans that live during it, and for those that come after.

    What would you do if Nazis or other fascists took over North America? What would you do if they implemeted Mussolini's definition of fascism? "Fascism should more appropriately be called corporatism because its a merger of state and corporate power." Again that was Mussolini, not Chomsky. What if this occupied country called itself a democracy yet everyone understood the elections to be shams? With citizens allowed to choose between two wings of the same fascist. What if anti-government activity was opposed by stormtroopers and secret police?

    So would you fight back? If there already existed a resistance movement, would you join it?

    Now, would you resist if the fascists irradiated the countryside, poisoned the food supply, made rivers unfit for swimming and so filthy you wouldnt even dream of drinking from them anymore?

    If fascists systematically deforested the continent would you join an underground army of resistance, head to the forest and from there storm the boardrooms and head to the reichstag to pick off the enforcers and those that give them their marching orders?

    People act like its so wild but if aliens came down from outer space and began to deforest the planet and vacuum the oceans and put dioxin in every mothers breast milk...every stream in the United States is contaminated with carcinogens, every stream!, If they did that, what would we all do? I mean i think its pretty clear that if space aliens were doing all of this that we would all just put on our camo outfits and grab our AKs and head to the woods.

    Am I the only person here that has an AK-47?

    Maybe you dont yet love the land where you live enough that you would fight for it.

    But what if the fascists toxified not only the landscape but the bodies of those you love? What if their actions put carcinogens in the flesh of your lover? Your mother? Brother? Father? Children? Would you fight back?

    What if the fascists toxified your own body? Would you still cling to hope that their edicts carry more weight than those brought to bear by their secret not-so-secret police?

    Anyways, would you work for this regime? Would you teach others its virtues? Or would you fight back?

    If you wont fight back when they toxify your own body, when precisely would you fight back? Give me, and more importantly yourself a specific threshold at which you would take a stand. If you cant or wont give that threshold, why not?

    These questions are not rhetorical, these questions are real. They are at this point some of the most important there are.

  • juanthebaker
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 7:07pm

    Both. And.

  • EmiAze
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 6:50pm

    oh wow he tagged his own tweet with "wisdom'' wew lads that's a big pretentious head if there was ever any

  • Novelcheek
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 6:26pm

    Well, see, they're using a young Stalin profile pic and that's just plain unfair! How am I supposed to defend capitalism, while staring at that high-quality mug?!

  • bls118
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 7:05pm

    Is anyone here actually doing anything to combat capitalism and the current system other than shitposting?

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:04pm

    [removed]

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:08pm

    [removed]

  • deleted
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:20pm

    [removed]

  • AnimusHerb240
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:20pm

    #DoBoth

  • Jswissmoi
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:23pm

    I'm not rich but I think laying waste to our planet won't help our situation.

    We should also let our government and corporations know that they are shit.

  • prole-osophy
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:23pm

    I mean it's hard to take a guy with a stalin avatar seriously

  • GlensGoo
    -13 points Oct 19,2018, 6:46pm

    I agree but how is the hammer and sickle any different from a swastika?

● ● ●

Welcome to Austria

Unexpected

COMMENTS

  • Rake_and_Roustabout
    114 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    "They had very nice China in there. I'll send my husband by later to pick some up."

  • thxxx1337
    35 points Oct 19,2018, 3:56pm

    They sell the freshest milk

  • vadifuk
    33 points Oct 19,2018, 3:43pm

    It started like: a cow walks into a Spar....

  • Zbignich
    15 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    Fresh milk sold here.

  • LessThinky
    6 points Oct 19,2018, 3:29pm

    I guess she didn’t find anything she wanted.

  • yellow-hamster
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 5:24pm

    Hey I have shopped in that Spar already! Is that in Gerlos, Zillertal?

  • cochlearist
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 5:23pm

    They’ve got Spar in Austria!

  • backsnipe89
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:29pm

    Shop at spar! Freshest beef in town

  • Jersei
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:52pm

    That's just the Milka courier

  • TheAce0
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:54pm

    Ever since I moved from India to Austria, I've maintained that Austria feels a lot more like home to me than India ever did. Now I see why.

  • gVPr8WGxx2zKZgRMg5BR
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 6:47pm

    Well g'day mate!

  • OC_Scipp
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:26pm

    Reminds me of home...

  • jimbojames007
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:40pm

    Just wanted some milk

  • niftygull
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:39pm

    I didn't see the start so I thought the cow turned into the lady

  • jclaytonc
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:41pm

    What does it sound like when a horse moos in German?

  • bumblezinnia
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:54pm

    Just mooovin through

  • NotMonicaLewinsky95
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:55pm

    Man you’re really milking this gif aren’t you?

  • OS420B
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:13pm

    Out for delivery I see

  • LiamT101
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:19pm

    I thought it was only in South Africa haha

  • hopgeek
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:36pm

    I chortled.

  • AkshatShah101
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:36pm

    Would've mistaken it for India

  • drafterman
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:41pm

    On the set of Top Secret! 2?

  • elr0y7
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:46pm

    I love how the door slowly closes behind it, like "see ya next week, Martha!"

  • frcrobert
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:46pm

    So that "fresh alpine milk" thing is real!

  • PoliticalMeth
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:47pm

    If you’re reading this.

    WTF IS WRONG GO PICK UP YOUR MOM

  • Seven_Veils
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:49pm

    I love cows

  • mrbuckaroo1
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:52pm

    Four woman to 1 cow I like the ratio might move there

  • Paper__Tigers
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:00pm

    So that's why the milk was still warm.

  • IACheshireCatI
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:03pm

    That cow is massive! I guess I haven't seen one in person for a while but that seems uncommonly large!

  • Mumo123
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:08pm

    dId yUo RoTAtE ThE ScReeN caUsE ItS SuPPosEd tO Be UpsIdE DoWn.

  • HerbalGamer
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:14pm

    Got this from an austrian friend of mine; apparently it happened in Gerlos, just a few towns over from where I live in winters!

  • disguised_mermaid
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:15pm

    I was sitting outside while looking at this and heard a lawn mower go off and was very confused

  • Lardzor
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:16pm

    Austria, or India ?

  • C0wabungaaa
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:17pm

    God I miss Austria...

  • so_hologramic
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:21pm
  • nlnn
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:29pm

    That's Sarah Jessica Parker's half-sister.

  • ariadesu
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:30pm

    Does the name of the store rhyme with something funny?

  • neoadam
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:42pm

    Would have guessed India

  • Jean-Phillip
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:03pm

    That's the most common thing here 😉

  • odel555q
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:55pm

    Crickey!

  • soboi12345
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    Since when has Austria become India?

  • chemicalyouth
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:42pm

    And that's how you get mad cow in the grocery store.

  • JackZaking
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:45pm

    Clearly haven’t been to India then... those things are every where...

  • hashtagaish1
    -1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:31pm

    So many cows on the street, some wearing shorts, some not. Skeet skeet skeet

  • Skbreezy
    -10 points Oct 19,2018, 4:16pm

    Did anyone else spot 2 cows?

  • 10Man01
    -12 points Oct 19,2018, 3:07pm

    Two Cows in one place!

COMMENTS

  • Rake_and_Roustabout
    114 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    "They had very nice China in there. I'll send my husband by later to pick some up."

  • thxxx1337
    35 points Oct 19,2018, 3:56pm

    They sell the freshest milk

  • vadifuk
    33 points Oct 19,2018, 3:43pm

    It started like: a cow walks into a Spar....

  • LiamT101
    21 points Oct 19,2018, 5:22pm

    wait there are spars in Austria?

  • Zbignich
    15 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    Fresh milk sold here.

  • LessThinky
    6 points Oct 19,2018, 3:29pm

    I guess she didn’t find anything she wanted.

  • yellow-hamster
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 5:24pm

    Hey I have shopped in that Spar already! Is that in Gerlos, Zillertal?

  • cochlearist
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 5:23pm

    They’ve got Spar in Austria!

  • backsnipe89
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:29pm

    Shop at spar! Freshest beef in town

  • Jersei
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:52pm

    That's just the Milka courier

  • TheAce0
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:54pm

    Ever since I moved from India to Austria, I've maintained that Austria feels a lot more like home to me than India ever did. Now I see why.

  • gVPr8WGxx2zKZgRMg5BR
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 6:47pm

    Well g'day mate!

  • OC_Scipp
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:26pm

    Reminds me of home...

  • jimbojames007
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:40pm

    Just wanted some milk

  • niftygull
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:39pm

    I didn't see the start so I thought the cow turned into the lady

  • jclaytonc
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:41pm

    What does it sound like when a horse moos in German?

  • bumblezinnia
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:54pm

    Just mooovin through

  • NotMonicaLewinsky95
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:55pm

    Man you’re really milking this gif aren’t you?

  • OS420B
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:13pm

    Out for delivery I see

  • LiamT101
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:19pm

    I thought it was only in South Africa haha

  • hopgeek
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:36pm

    I chortled.

  • AkshatShah101
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:36pm

    Would've mistaken it for India

  • drafterman
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:41pm

    On the set of Top Secret! 2?

  • elr0y7
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:46pm

    I love how the door slowly closes behind it, like "see ya next week, Martha!"

  • frcrobert
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:46pm

    So that "fresh alpine milk" thing is real!

  • PoliticalMeth
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:47pm

    If you’re reading this.

    WTF IS WRONG GO PICK UP YOUR MOM

  • Seven_Veils
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:49pm

    I love cows

  • mrbuckaroo1
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:52pm

    Four woman to 1 cow I like the ratio might move there

  • Paper__Tigers
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:00pm

    So that's why the milk was still warm.

  • IACheshireCatI
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:03pm

    That cow is massive! I guess I haven't seen one in person for a while but that seems uncommonly large!

  • Mumo123
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:08pm

    dId yUo RoTAtE ThE ScReeN caUsE ItS SuPPosEd tO Be UpsIdE DoWn.

  • HerbalGamer
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:14pm

    Got this from an austrian friend of mine; apparently it happened in Gerlos, just a few towns over from where I live in winters!

  • disguised_mermaid
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:15pm

    I was sitting outside while looking at this and heard a lawn mower go off and was very confused

  • Lardzor
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:16pm

    Austria, or India ?

  • C0wabungaaa
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:17pm

    God I miss Austria...

  • so_hologramic
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:21pm
  • nlnn
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:29pm

    That's Sarah Jessica Parker's half-sister.

  • ariadesu
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:30pm

    Does the name of the store rhyme with something funny?

  • neoadam
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:42pm

    Would have guessed India

  • Jean-Phillip
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:03pm

    That's the most common thing here 😉

  • odel555q
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:55pm

    Crickey!

  • soboi12345
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    Since when has Austria become India?

  • chemicalyouth
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:42pm

    And that's how you get mad cow in the grocery store.

  • JackZaking
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:45pm

    Clearly haven’t been to India then... those things are every where...

  • hashtagaish1
    -1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:31pm

    So many cows on the street, some wearing shorts, some not. Skeet skeet skeet

  • Skbreezy
    -10 points Oct 19,2018, 4:16pm

    Did anyone else spot 2 cows?

  • 10Man01
    -12 points Oct 19,2018, 3:07pm

    Two Cows in one place!

● ● ●

MRW my wife asks if I'll pick up Taco Bell for dinner while I'm out.

Reaction GIFS: Your absurd responses to everything.

COMMENTS

  • PM_ME_UR_HANDS_GIRL
    118 points Oct 19,2018, 5:59pm

    I will always upvote Vince McMahon gifs

  • callalilykeith
    24 points Oct 19,2018, 6:30pm

    I always think I can eat 2-3x more Taco Bell than what I actually can. My husband orders very little for himself knowing this.

  • Btravelen
    66 points Oct 19,2018, 5:10pm

    McMahon is a meme making machine

  • BlGCHRlS
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 6:45pm

    This post brought to you by Taco Bell, our new double triple decker crunch wrap chalupa box nacho fry XXXXL burrito combo only 5.99

  • cykbryk2
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:12pm

    Taco Bell is not dinner. Time for a divorce.

  • LeglessN1nja
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 6:38pm

    All those people heard that request and are waiting to give him their orders.

  • IForgotAboutDre
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:08pm

    I order the five layer burrito with anything I order

  • Professor_Pokedex
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:12pm

    Me when my nephew Gary says he's gonna be a Pokemon master.

  • Faga_Beefe
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 6:32pm

    Good ol' Vinny Mac. So many amazing GIFs.

  • kotoamatsukamix
    -6 points Oct 19,2018, 6:14pm

    Chic fil a*

  • JustForThisSub123
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:50pm

    I miss McMahon

  • amorningofsleep
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:59pm

    In that case, "No Chance in Hell" is playing the entire drive to Taco Bell

COMMENTS

  • PM_ME_UR_HANDS_GIRL
    118 points Oct 19,2018, 5:59pm

    I will always upvote Vince McMahon gifs

  • callalilykeith
    24 points Oct 19,2018, 6:30pm

    I always think I can eat 2-3x more Taco Bell than what I actually can. My husband orders very little for himself knowing this.

  • Btravelen
    66 points Oct 19,2018, 5:10pm

    McMahon is a meme making machine

  • EazeeP
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 5:53pm

    Not me, I’d be like shoot, great idea

  • BlGCHRlS
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 6:45pm

    This post brought to you by Taco Bell, our new double triple decker crunch wrap chalupa box nacho fry XXXXL burrito combo only 5.99

  • cykbryk2
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:12pm

    Taco Bell is not dinner. Time for a divorce.

  • LeglessN1nja
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 6:38pm

    All those people heard that request and are waiting to give him their orders.

  • IForgotAboutDre
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:08pm

    I order the five layer burrito with anything I order

  • Professor_Pokedex
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 7:12pm

    Me when my nephew Gary says he's gonna be a Pokemon master.

  • Faga_Beefe
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 6:32pm

    Good ol' Vinny Mac. So many amazing GIFs.

  • kotoamatsukamix
    -6 points Oct 19,2018, 6:14pm

    Chic fil a*

  • JustForThisSub123
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:50pm

    I miss McMahon

  • amorningofsleep
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:59pm

    In that case, "No Chance in Hell" is playing the entire drive to Taco Bell

● ● ●

PC and XBox will have THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME for the Halloween event. PS4 starts and ends a week earlier. Annoying, but not pitchfork material.

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COMMENTS

  • flingerdinger
    411 points Oct 19,2018, 3:08pm

    Upvoting for visibility

  • Autismmprime
    201 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm

    Honestly this doesn't really bother me if it's true.
    Yea it's still a dumb practice giving exclusivity deals, but as long as it is equal amount of time they aren't getting any ADVANTAGE, just getting it FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEE. Which is not a huge deal.

  • sixinchgash
    64 points Oct 19,2018, 3:12pm

    This is nice to see makes things a little less painful.

  • BlobBoyOrigins
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 3:21pm

    Does this mean we get 2xp next week as well?

  • Archery100
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm

    Damn, my Thanos meme just got wasted.

    At least it's the same amount of time though. Really happy about that.

  • croy_00
    34 points Oct 19,2018, 3:43pm

    To be fair, if they had communicated this with the original announcement, they would have saved themselves a mountain of messages from pissed off fans. They don't do themselves any favors.

  • _phedex
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:22pm

    Hooray 😃

  • Bleeding_Irish
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    How is double exp gonna factor into the rate of gathering the items?

  • MatZenic
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:36pm

    Oh so we got the same amount of time, is just 1 week later. Thats alright then. The only thing I hate is if we have a shorter period of time to earn stuff. I think thats fair, like cod suppose to be exclusive for ps4 right, if Sony is paying millions extra to Activision for 7 days earlier instead of ONLY on ps4. I think is alright. Guess will hang out with friends for this week, and grind my ass of when the event is launch on pc.

  • cupcake_salad
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    So, again im confused with a lot of contradicting info, does the blackmarket itself come out today for all consoles or just ps4? I know the event starts today but I can't figure out if the whole blackmarket is pushed back a week too.

  • modern_bloodletter
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:19pm

    This is a strange choice. I don't really understand why they'd do it this way. Better than what everyone thought, but it's still weird.

  • cridder5
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:28pm

    Garuntee the PS4 event will stay on for that last “extra” bit of time too

  • deadpools_dick
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:49pm

    This really needs to get pinned. As much as exclusivity sucks, especially since I switched to Xbox from PS4 last year, it’s okay if we get the same amount of time. I’m just happy that Treyarch confirmed this, because initially I wasn’t too happy about the news just like most of the people on this sub.

  • dabater007
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:07pm

    That's still the dumbest thing. Why not just start at the same time for everyone?

  • Knightrider_6_Delta
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:26pm

    I understand PS getting maps early but i dont see why the store shouldnt be open for everyone at the same time.

  • deleted
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 3:08pm

    [deleted]

  • Wnir
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:31pm

    Get this post all the way up there! Whichever billionaire keeps golding things, gold this!

  • marklong18
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:27pm

    Good good

  • Stormer127a
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:32pm

    So it ends a week after Xbox and PC users get it?

  • deadlylight_
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:41pm

    I made a comment on a post on this issue saying that there better be an extension on the event for people on PC and Xbox. Now I’m really glad to hear this.

  • jettagopshhh
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:45pm

    So is this double XP weekend for Ps4 only? I am trying to find this answer.

  • LordKarnage
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:48pm

    Good. I can deal with this

  • Nylands
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:48pm

    I just wanna know when these contraband tiers are unlockable I don’t have much time to play this weekend wanna get some done

  • klmmdcclw
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:49pm

    Does XBOX get the bug fixes/optimization today? The stuttering frames need to be top priority.

  • SaltAndBitter
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:57pm

    Jank AF, but at least we'll get the full amount of time...

  • MrLeth
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:58pm

    I don't get the exclusivity, but I respect it

  • MrFiskeh
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    I just want the 2xp

  • Nickyweg
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:05pm

    So does this mean XB will end a week later?

  • Olsanity
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:08pm

    Anyone figure out how to unlock stuff in the black market yet?

  • morbliss
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:10pm

    OK I'm good now. I'll put my pitch fork down and pick up my controller again.

  • bsabs93
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:12pm

    But who has it on actual Halloween??

  • xCrowder
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:15pm

    So... a week later both start and finish, right?

  • BUFFISTHESTUFF_420
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:16pm

    This is my first time ever playing COD, I had no idea the community got angry so quickly!!

  • brian_vill
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:19pm

    So when does this update go live?

  • Slappah_Dah_Bass
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:20pm

    We can't do anything about the time exclusive content for this game. Sony made a deal with Activision to get it and unless Sony tells them it's okay, it will not change. All we can do is hope the next one doesn't have this BS. But if you guys really wanted to make an impact, you can all suddenly stop playing the game and or buying them. But that wont happen cause, reasons.

  • YerAhWizerd
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:39pm

    Thank God, this worried me.

  • carryXon
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:39pm

    Unsurprisingly everyone was crying over nothing.

  • RadiantPKK
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:41pm

    That’s about as fair as it’ll get until exclusivities are gone. Fine with it.

  • DatGuy-x-
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:44pm

    this is fine

  • BioDomeWithPaulyShor
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:45pm

    That's totally fair. Not the best situation but as long as we have the same amount of time there's no reason to get super angry

  • Shields_Activated
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:48pm

    I still think exclusivity is trash Red Dead Redemption 2 gets a month early access to content on PS4. This practice should die overall the only exclusives that I believe that should exist are the games. Of course I'd rather games be on all platforms and then the focus becomes graphics, performance,features and comfort, you could select on preference. I can wait 7 days and I make my console choice based on performance, graphics and features since I play multi-plats mainly but I would love to see exclusivity deals on multi-plats die on all platforms. Saying this is "okay" I'm afraid still enables the practice.

  • __I_am__God__
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:49pm

    I honestly don't mind this, but I'm on Xbox.

  • Amity423
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:54pm

    Which one would people prefer? A week late on all content with the same amount of times for the dlc, or a month late for DLC maps? Imo this is a step in the right direction

  • Chem_Wars
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:57pm

    So ps4 crap aside do we know if this is a 2 week thing or a month or what? I'm a bit confused when I see people saying "but we will only have the event for 5 days" where are they getting their info on how long it lasts?

  • iSanghan
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:58pm

    can't wait for the first hour of PS4's event to be over.

    "How dare Treyarch to treat us like shit?!"

  • codold
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    I'm ps4 but on holiday next week so am possibly the only person evnyous of xbox users. Stick that in ya pipe!!

  • r_firefox83
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:01pm

    Ok good

  • Llama4Life69
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    Still mad cause just because of this change there will never be cross platform play

  • Rain1dog
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    People need shit to bitch about.

  • TexasPete97
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    Better than a month like when ps4 had to wait on bo2

  • WhySuchALongName
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:03pm

    Okay I don’t care at all then. This is fine.

  • JeremyChrist
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:03pm

    Exclusive deals on DLC is scummy but we've been forced to accept it but to add in event content to the deal is still bullshit.

  • aml619
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:05pm

    But my question is, will 2xp play a factor in unlocking cosmetics? It wouldn’t be fair if only PS4 got to take advantage of this

  • IMaySlayLizDaw94
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:10pm

    Not too big a deal then, I mean it’s not like Xbox and PC players can see all the stuf PS4 players got a week early so I don’t mind this at all. At least the game isn’t as damn broken on Xbox as it is PS4 atm

  • DrJaylenBrown
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    It’s hilarious watching PC fanboys freak out realizing that no matter how powerful their rig is, it’ll never get exclusive rewards on multiplatform games.

  • Macklebro
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:16pm

    Well that changed everything.

  • Bainky
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:18pm

    I think a lot of the hate could have been avoided had they stated this from the onset. If they did I didn't see it and feel free to call me names.

  • KritZ58
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:19pm

    ok this is much better

  • Yuvar
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:26pm

    I'll be interested to find out tomorrow from someone on PS4 if 2XP plays a part in gaining items, if so and there isn't another 2XP weekend next week, that's pretty shitty.

  • liftyourgameau
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:30pm

    The real question is how long this lasts? I'm off to TwitchCon then BlizzCon so gone for another week of November. Rough.

  • BrownieSundown
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:34pm

    So we get it a week later than them? Like theirs ends and we keep going?

  • Ryant12
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:34pm

    Not too shabby. Can iron out any bugs before PC/Xbox version gets it

  • themonfather
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:36pm

    Wow this isn’t upsetting at all honestly. This had potential to be community-splitting and thank god it isn’t :D

  • Boost3dEVO
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:41pm

    Yes like we have same time to play beta, they wont end ps4 event 7 days before xbox and pc.

  • MiksteR_RdY
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:45pm

    What kind of question is that? Of course we get the same time, but later then. Holy hell, no brain available over here.

  • Menzeldinho
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:46pm

    Well then this is 100% a non issue. A bit annoying that PS4 get to experience it first but at least we get the same length of time!

  • iameffex
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:50pm

    Can we stop diving off buildings now folks?

  • Beefglobb
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:56pm

    I don’t mind it being later maybe it’ll take some bugs out of the event

  • aGoatwithAknife
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:01pm

    I don’t care about the Halloween events, just fix the spawning issue first. They are trash

  • Homacheewop
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:04pm

    Definitely pitchfork material, considering Halloween happens at the same time of the year, every year, for pretty much everyone.

  • DontPrayForMe
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:09pm

    When does double xp start for Xbox?

  • The_Blue_Duck
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:10pm

    I not totally convinced they will turn off the event to PS uses while Xbox and PC are still playing it.

  • cdts2192
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:13pm

    It wouldn’t be reddit if everyone didn’t jump to conclusions and lose their shit before knowing the facts.

  • mr_Brostinson
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:14pm

    Lol this gonna be fun for the Christmas event, gues we will have this event in 2019 on pc bois.

  • Tato23
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:19pm

    So the only thing I am still wondering is if the pass for halloween or whatever needs XP to unlock stuff, as in PS4 has double XP now, but will we need/want double xp when we get the halloween event? Could still be unfair for us non ps4 players

  • Briangoldeneyes
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:21pm

    My fantasy team is depending on you this week, be sure to ball out 💪🏻

  • LikeRYaSerious
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:21pm

    Awesome. Get this to the top of the sub.

  • Kass_Spit
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:23pm

    The problem with the whole week exclusively is RDR2 is out next week.

  • kiddokush
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:23pm

    seriously, just wait a fucking week morons they get to play it first and you get to play it after it's over for them

  • swaveyevaws
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:26pm

    People threw a fit and didn’t even know the situation in full. This sub was a dumpster fire just because people weren’t patient or had used some time to think about their time being extended. My first thought was pc/Xbox would get extended time since PS4 got it early, thought it was a pretty simple solution.

  • DistroyerOfWorlds
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:27pm

    good shit treyarch reassuring the community on this

    also gives us enough time to find out what we want from the event

  • Flaminglump
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:29pm

    How is that the same amount of time if ps4 gets 7 more days than everyone else?

  • Lily_Moonlight
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:30pm

    So we get to earn & show off our new Halloween-themed stuff just in time for Thanksgiving?

    IDGAF that it's going to last the same length of time - it shouldn't start LATE when it's a HOLIDAY/SEASONAL event. That takes the fun out of it.

    There's no goddamn excuse for this shit.

  • wafflePower1
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:30pm

    damn, selling never used pitchfork then

  • A-Dirty-Sponge
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:40pm

    Whaa whaa whaaaaaaa

  • burrrpong
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:40pm

    Total newb here.. i get that PS4 is getting something a week before, but what's this about? A Halloween map?

  • TooMuchAdderall
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:42pm

    So we get to figure out the best methods of obtaining holiday stuff from those who go before us? Cool.

  • Wellthenidk
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:14pm

    obviously? why did people think different seriously?

  • PolarKC
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:32pm

    Can I just say that this is still absolutely fucking stupid?

    I don't care about waiting, I don't care about the event. Who wins in these "exclusive" situations? Does Sony win? People aren't gonna swarm to buy a PS4 to get into events one week early. Does Treyarch win? I'm sure they love the blow back from all this shit. Do the players win? Everybody gets the same amount of time and I guess PS4 owners can "experience it first" as if that matters.

    I just don't get why... what is the fucking benefit? It made business sense 10 years ago when an awesome title like Halo was only sold for the xbox. But this "exclusivity" shit that consoles do needs to end. Nobody wins.

  • LDKRP
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    upvoted, so many overreacting hard smh

  • wheeow
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:01pm

    Not sure why people thought it would be anything else. Not that I support timed exclusivity, but goddamn people were going nuts about this

  • Ambulated_Wellhead
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:15pm

    LMAO watch this not get upvoted

  • OwnUbyCake
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:41pm

    They should have made this clear in the first place haha. Well thats one crisis averted at the least.

  • Josh1923
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:42pm

    They seen the backlash and had to do something quick

  • Papalockratin
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    Yes of course we all want to use Halloween stuf after Halloween. That's the point genius.

  • TheHotSake
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:19pm

    So everybody over-reacted!!?? What a surprise!!!

  • kay_0oh
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:11pm

    Well sweet I’m looking forward to Halloween items after Halloween. It’s gonna be nice during Christmas to unlock it in 2019. Piss poor thinking by Activision and Treyarch

  • Monkzeng
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:41pm

    So many man baby tears today, this sub is getting so toxic and whiny with all these Treyarch fix this and that. I’m sure the devs listens and work hard on these issues like Treyarch have with all their games. The vocal minority’s on this sub suck and just can’t post constructive things post but have to rage post all day without waiting on additional information or have a little faith that this over 300 man studio is working hard at fixing the game.

  • semenboy5000
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:15pm

    So that basically confirms this will be the case for all events as once the halloween ps4 event ends they will get the next one while everyone else will still be on halloween?

  • 8-Scenario
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:18pm

    Still a bullshit move.

  • Shock4ndAwe
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:53pm

    /u/TreyarchPC Just so you know, the majority of us think this is really stupid. Exclusivity deals are anti-consumer and just serve to provoke those who don't get it early.

  • JAY-KAYYY
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    please upvote

  • deleted
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:11pm

    [deleted]

  • EckimusPrime
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:15pm

    It’s 2018. Everything is pitchfork material lol

  • Oxln
    -1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:42pm

    Phew thank Allah

  • PM_ME_GRAPHICS_CARDS
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    does this also mean we have to wait for saturday for the halloween event next week since ps4 users have to wait a day as well? i assume it might not mean this and just give it all to use next week. but decrease the event time by one day maybe?

  • kirayamato7
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:12pm

    You sir get an upvote

  • SpectreMk2
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:21pm

    Ok then, I'll put my machetes and pitchforks away

  • bill64button
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:26pm

    So I still get double XP with nothing for it to go towards besides prestiging again?? Wtf

  • PercocetJohnson
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:35pm

    Thanks Saquon you're killing it by the way good shit

  • McCue50
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:40pm

    So what are we supposed to do with our pitchforks?

  • ilovedyou_
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:44pm

    Thank God so everyone here will stop whining.

  • Lotharofthehillpeple
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:52pm

    Oh.

  • loltotally
    -1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:53pm

    Which is what I thought it would end up being, people just reacted, didn't think

  • DaseR
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:54pm

    So atleast you can get your Halloween Skins AFTER Halloween? :>

    :NotLikeThis:

  • TheClassyGinger
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    It’s not the event that most people are upset about, it’s the fact that the black market is locked behind a week as well. Meaning PS4 gets a whole extra 7 days for the season. That, is unfair.

  • Bill_Dexhart
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:21pm

    Thanks for the clarity. GO GIANTS!

  • Dodgers559
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:35pm

    I have a bad feeling that their comment isn't entirely accurate. It makes no sense to shut it down early on the PS4 side. I am sure there will be a clarification to their statement.

  • nflhomeboy86
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:36pm

    That's still stupid af

  • Camnify
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:39pm

    I'm guessing we won't get this update that's supposed to fix lagging issues and crashing issues until a week later then huh? Nice job dumbasses

  • h0wlback
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:44pm

    Would anyone play PS4 if not for getting shit early? AFAF

  • Boss4sure
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 5:03pm

    This community needs to learn patience lol look at that all of that bitching and rage for nothing but everyone thought they were right hahaha

  • anezzz
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:01pm

    This doesn't make sense. For sure xbox/pc isn't going to have it one more week after it shuts off for ps4.

  • chrpskwk
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:07pm

    I better not hear a single word from any Xbone players like you fucks didn't have this for like 7 games in a row one generation ago, and you sure loved taunting everyone over it

  • Terrifiedsoda
    -5 points Oct 19,2018, 3:33pm

    Sony probably spends millions of dollars to have exclusivity, who the fuck cares if they get it? We still get it for the exact same amount of time, just be patient and enjoy the fucking game.

COMMENTS

  • flingerdinger
    411 points Oct 19,2018, 3:08pm

    Upvoting for visibility

  • Autismmprime
    201 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm

    Honestly this doesn't really bother me if it's true.
    Yea it's still a dumb practice giving exclusivity deals, but as long as it is equal amount of time they aren't getting any ADVANTAGE, just getting it FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEE. Which is not a huge deal.

  • sixinchgash
    64 points Oct 19,2018, 3:12pm

    This is nice to see makes things a little less painful.

  • RosesInPurple
    53 points Oct 19,2018, 3:14pm

    This needs to be upvoted or pinned. Exclusivity sucks, but at least it's not giving us PlayStation users an unfair advantage with the new loot system. This is amazing news.

  • BlobBoyOrigins
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 3:21pm

    Does this mean we get 2xp next week as well?

  • Archery100
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm

    Damn, my Thanos meme just got wasted.

    At least it's the same amount of time though. Really happy about that.

  • croy_00
    34 points Oct 19,2018, 3:43pm

    To be fair, if they had communicated this with the original announcement, they would have saved themselves a mountain of messages from pissed off fans. They don't do themselves any favors.

  • _phedex
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:22pm

    Hooray 😃

  • Bleeding_Irish
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    How is double exp gonna factor into the rate of gathering the items?

  • MatZenic
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:36pm

    Oh so we got the same amount of time, is just 1 week later. Thats alright then. The only thing I hate is if we have a shorter period of time to earn stuff. I think thats fair, like cod suppose to be exclusive for ps4 right, if Sony is paying millions extra to Activision for 7 days earlier instead of ONLY on ps4. I think is alright. Guess will hang out with friends for this week, and grind my ass of when the event is launch on pc.

  • cupcake_salad
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:37pm

    So, again im confused with a lot of contradicting info, does the blackmarket itself come out today for all consoles or just ps4? I know the event starts today but I can't figure out if the whole blackmarket is pushed back a week too.

  • modern_bloodletter
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:19pm

    This is a strange choice. I don't really understand why they'd do it this way. Better than what everyone thought, but it's still weird.

  • cridder5
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:28pm

    Garuntee the PS4 event will stay on for that last “extra” bit of time too

  • deadpools_dick
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:49pm

    This really needs to get pinned. As much as exclusivity sucks, especially since I switched to Xbox from PS4 last year, it’s okay if we get the same amount of time. I’m just happy that Treyarch confirmed this, because initially I wasn’t too happy about the news just like most of the people on this sub.

  • dabater007
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:07pm

    That's still the dumbest thing. Why not just start at the same time for everyone?

  • Knightrider_6_Delta
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:26pm

    I understand PS getting maps early but i dont see why the store shouldnt be open for everyone at the same time.

  • deleted
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 3:08pm

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  • Wnir
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:31pm

    Get this post all the way up there! Whichever billionaire keeps golding things, gold this!

  • marklong18
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:27pm

    Good good

  • Stormer127a
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:32pm

    So it ends a week after Xbox and PC users get it?

  • deadlylight_
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:41pm

    I made a comment on a post on this issue saying that there better be an extension on the event for people on PC and Xbox. Now I’m really glad to hear this.

  • jettagopshhh
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:45pm

    So is this double XP weekend for Ps4 only? I am trying to find this answer.

  • LordKarnage
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:48pm

    Good. I can deal with this

  • Nylands
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:48pm

    I just wanna know when these contraband tiers are unlockable I don’t have much time to play this weekend wanna get some done

  • klmmdcclw
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:49pm

    Does XBOX get the bug fixes/optimization today? The stuttering frames need to be top priority.

  • SaltAndBitter
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:57pm

    Jank AF, but at least we'll get the full amount of time...

  • MrLeth
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:58pm

    I don't get the exclusivity, but I respect it

  • MrFiskeh
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    I just want the 2xp

  • Nickyweg
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:05pm

    So does this mean XB will end a week later?

  • Olsanity
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:08pm

    Anyone figure out how to unlock stuff in the black market yet?

  • morbliss
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:10pm

    OK I'm good now. I'll put my pitch fork down and pick up my controller again.

  • bsabs93
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:12pm

    But who has it on actual Halloween??

  • xCrowder
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:15pm

    So... a week later both start and finish, right?

  • BUFFISTHESTUFF_420
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:16pm

    This is my first time ever playing COD, I had no idea the community got angry so quickly!!

  • brian_vill
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:19pm

    So when does this update go live?

  • Slappah_Dah_Bass
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:20pm

    We can't do anything about the time exclusive content for this game. Sony made a deal with Activision to get it and unless Sony tells them it's okay, it will not change. All we can do is hope the next one doesn't have this BS. But if you guys really wanted to make an impact, you can all suddenly stop playing the game and or buying them. But that wont happen cause, reasons.

  • YerAhWizerd
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:39pm

    Thank God, this worried me.

  • carryXon
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:39pm

    Unsurprisingly everyone was crying over nothing.

  • RadiantPKK
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:41pm

    That’s about as fair as it’ll get until exclusivities are gone. Fine with it.

  • DatGuy-x-
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:44pm

    this is fine

  • BioDomeWithPaulyShor
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:45pm

    That's totally fair. Not the best situation but as long as we have the same amount of time there's no reason to get super angry

  • Shields_Activated
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:48pm

    I still think exclusivity is trash Red Dead Redemption 2 gets a month early access to content on PS4. This practice should die overall the only exclusives that I believe that should exist are the games. Of course I'd rather games be on all platforms and then the focus becomes graphics, performance,features and comfort, you could select on preference. I can wait 7 days and I make my console choice based on performance, graphics and features since I play multi-plats mainly but I would love to see exclusivity deals on multi-plats die on all platforms. Saying this is "okay" I'm afraid still enables the practice.

  • __I_am__God__
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:49pm

    I honestly don't mind this, but I'm on Xbox.

  • Amity423
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:54pm

    Which one would people prefer? A week late on all content with the same amount of times for the dlc, or a month late for DLC maps? Imo this is a step in the right direction

  • Chem_Wars
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:57pm

    So ps4 crap aside do we know if this is a 2 week thing or a month or what? I'm a bit confused when I see people saying "but we will only have the event for 5 days" where are they getting their info on how long it lasts?

  • iSanghan
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:58pm

    can't wait for the first hour of PS4's event to be over.

    "How dare Treyarch to treat us like shit?!"

  • codold
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    I'm ps4 but on holiday next week so am possibly the only person evnyous of xbox users. Stick that in ya pipe!!

  • r_firefox83
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:01pm

    Ok good

  • Llama4Life69
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    Still mad cause just because of this change there will never be cross platform play

  • Rain1dog
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    People need shit to bitch about.

  • TexasPete97
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    Better than a month like when ps4 had to wait on bo2

  • WhySuchALongName
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:03pm

    Okay I don’t care at all then. This is fine.

  • JeremyChrist
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:03pm

    Exclusive deals on DLC is scummy but we've been forced to accept it but to add in event content to the deal is still bullshit.

  • aml619
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:05pm

    But my question is, will 2xp play a factor in unlocking cosmetics? It wouldn’t be fair if only PS4 got to take advantage of this

  • IMaySlayLizDaw94
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:10pm

    Not too big a deal then, I mean it’s not like Xbox and PC players can see all the stuf PS4 players got a week early so I don’t mind this at all. At least the game isn’t as damn broken on Xbox as it is PS4 atm

  • DrJaylenBrown
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    It’s hilarious watching PC fanboys freak out realizing that no matter how powerful their rig is, it’ll never get exclusive rewards on multiplatform games.

  • Macklebro
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:16pm

    Well that changed everything.

  • Bainky
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:18pm

    I think a lot of the hate could have been avoided had they stated this from the onset. If they did I didn't see it and feel free to call me names.

  • KritZ58
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:19pm

    ok this is much better

  • Yuvar
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:26pm

    I'll be interested to find out tomorrow from someone on PS4 if 2XP plays a part in gaining items, if so and there isn't another 2XP weekend next week, that's pretty shitty.

  • liftyourgameau
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:30pm

    The real question is how long this lasts? I'm off to TwitchCon then BlizzCon so gone for another week of November. Rough.

  • BrownieSundown
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:34pm

    So we get it a week later than them? Like theirs ends and we keep going?

  • Ryant12
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:34pm

    Not too shabby. Can iron out any bugs before PC/Xbox version gets it

  • themonfather
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:36pm

    Wow this isn’t upsetting at all honestly. This had potential to be community-splitting and thank god it isn’t :D

  • Boost3dEVO
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:41pm

    Yes like we have same time to play beta, they wont end ps4 event 7 days before xbox and pc.

  • MiksteR_RdY
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:45pm

    What kind of question is that? Of course we get the same time, but later then. Holy hell, no brain available over here.

  • Menzeldinho
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:46pm

    Well then this is 100% a non issue. A bit annoying that PS4 get to experience it first but at least we get the same length of time!

  • iameffex
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:50pm

    Can we stop diving off buildings now folks?

  • Beefglobb
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:56pm

    I don’t mind it being later maybe it’ll take some bugs out of the event

  • aGoatwithAknife
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:01pm

    I don’t care about the Halloween events, just fix the spawning issue first. They are trash

  • Homacheewop
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:04pm

    Definitely pitchfork material, considering Halloween happens at the same time of the year, every year, for pretty much everyone.

  • DontPrayForMe
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:09pm

    When does double xp start for Xbox?

  • The_Blue_Duck
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:10pm

    I not totally convinced they will turn off the event to PS uses while Xbox and PC are still playing it.

  • cdts2192
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:13pm

    It wouldn’t be reddit if everyone didn’t jump to conclusions and lose their shit before knowing the facts.

  • mr_Brostinson
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:14pm

    Lol this gonna be fun for the Christmas event, gues we will have this event in 2019 on pc bois.

  • Tato23
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:19pm

    So the only thing I am still wondering is if the pass for halloween or whatever needs XP to unlock stuff, as in PS4 has double XP now, but will we need/want double xp when we get the halloween event? Could still be unfair for us non ps4 players

  • Briangoldeneyes
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:21pm

    My fantasy team is depending on you this week, be sure to ball out 💪🏻

  • LikeRYaSerious
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:21pm

    Awesome. Get this to the top of the sub.

  • Kass_Spit
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:23pm

    The problem with the whole week exclusively is RDR2 is out next week.

  • kiddokush
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:23pm

    seriously, just wait a fucking week morons they get to play it first and you get to play it after it's over for them

  • swaveyevaws
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:26pm

    People threw a fit and didn’t even know the situation in full. This sub was a dumpster fire just because people weren’t patient or had used some time to think about their time being extended. My first thought was pc/Xbox would get extended time since PS4 got it early, thought it was a pretty simple solution.

  • DistroyerOfWorlds
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:27pm

    good shit treyarch reassuring the community on this

    also gives us enough time to find out what we want from the event

  • Flaminglump
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:29pm

    How is that the same amount of time if ps4 gets 7 more days than everyone else?

  • Lily_Moonlight
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:30pm

    So we get to earn & show off our new Halloween-themed stuff just in time for Thanksgiving?

    IDGAF that it's going to last the same length of time - it shouldn't start LATE when it's a HOLIDAY/SEASONAL event. That takes the fun out of it.

    There's no goddamn excuse for this shit.

  • wafflePower1
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:30pm

    damn, selling never used pitchfork then

  • A-Dirty-Sponge
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:40pm

    Whaa whaa whaaaaaaa

  • burrrpong
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:40pm

    Total newb here.. i get that PS4 is getting something a week before, but what's this about? A Halloween map?

  • TooMuchAdderall
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:42pm

    So we get to figure out the best methods of obtaining holiday stuff from those who go before us? Cool.

  • Wellthenidk
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:14pm

    obviously? why did people think different seriously?

  • PolarKC
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:32pm

    Can I just say that this is still absolutely fucking stupid?

    I don't care about waiting, I don't care about the event. Who wins in these "exclusive" situations? Does Sony win? People aren't gonna swarm to buy a PS4 to get into events one week early. Does Treyarch win? I'm sure they love the blow back from all this shit. Do the players win? Everybody gets the same amount of time and I guess PS4 owners can "experience it first" as if that matters.

    I just don't get why... what is the fucking benefit? It made business sense 10 years ago when an awesome title like Halo was only sold for the xbox. But this "exclusivity" shit that consoles do needs to end. Nobody wins.

  • LDKRP
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    upvoted, so many overreacting hard smh

  • wheeow
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:01pm

    Not sure why people thought it would be anything else. Not that I support timed exclusivity, but goddamn people were going nuts about this

  • Ambulated_Wellhead
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:15pm

    LMAO watch this not get upvoted

  • OwnUbyCake
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:41pm

    They should have made this clear in the first place haha. Well thats one crisis averted at the least.

  • Josh1923
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:42pm

    They seen the backlash and had to do something quick

  • Papalockratin
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    Yes of course we all want to use Halloween stuf after Halloween. That's the point genius.

  • TheHotSake
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:19pm

    So everybody over-reacted!!?? What a surprise!!!

  • kay_0oh
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:11pm

    Well sweet I’m looking forward to Halloween items after Halloween. It’s gonna be nice during Christmas to unlock it in 2019. Piss poor thinking by Activision and Treyarch

  • Monkzeng
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:41pm

    So many man baby tears today, this sub is getting so toxic and whiny with all these Treyarch fix this and that. I’m sure the devs listens and work hard on these issues like Treyarch have with all their games. The vocal minority’s on this sub suck and just can’t post constructive things post but have to rage post all day without waiting on additional information or have a little faith that this over 300 man studio is working hard at fixing the game.

  • semenboy5000
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:15pm

    So that basically confirms this will be the case for all events as once the halloween ps4 event ends they will get the next one while everyone else will still be on halloween?

  • 8-Scenario
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:18pm

    Still a bullshit move.

  • Shock4ndAwe
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:53pm

    /u/TreyarchPC Just so you know, the majority of us think this is really stupid. Exclusivity deals are anti-consumer and just serve to provoke those who don't get it early.

  • JAY-KAYYY
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    please upvote

  • deleted
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:11pm

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  • EckimusPrime
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:15pm

    It’s 2018. Everything is pitchfork material lol

  • Oxln
    -1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:42pm

    Phew thank Allah

  • PM_ME_GRAPHICS_CARDS
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    does this also mean we have to wait for saturday for the halloween event next week since ps4 users have to wait a day as well? i assume it might not mean this and just give it all to use next week. but decrease the event time by one day maybe?

  • kirayamato7
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:12pm

    You sir get an upvote

  • SpectreMk2
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:21pm

    Ok then, I'll put my machetes and pitchforks away

  • bill64button
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:26pm

    So I still get double XP with nothing for it to go towards besides prestiging again?? Wtf

  • PercocetJohnson
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:35pm

    Thanks Saquon you're killing it by the way good shit

  • McCue50
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:40pm

    So what are we supposed to do with our pitchforks?

  • ilovedyou_
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:44pm

    Thank God so everyone here will stop whining.

  • Lotharofthehillpeple
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:52pm

    Oh.

  • loltotally
    -1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:53pm

    Which is what I thought it would end up being, people just reacted, didn't think

  • DaseR
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:54pm

    So atleast you can get your Halloween Skins AFTER Halloween? :>

    :NotLikeThis:

  • TheClassyGinger
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    It’s not the event that most people are upset about, it’s the fact that the black market is locked behind a week as well. Meaning PS4 gets a whole extra 7 days for the season. That, is unfair.

  • Bill_Dexhart
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:21pm

    Thanks for the clarity. GO GIANTS!

  • Dodgers559
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:35pm

    I have a bad feeling that their comment isn't entirely accurate. It makes no sense to shut it down early on the PS4 side. I am sure there will be a clarification to their statement.

  • nflhomeboy86
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:36pm

    That's still stupid af

  • Camnify
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:39pm

    I'm guessing we won't get this update that's supposed to fix lagging issues and crashing issues until a week later then huh? Nice job dumbasses

  • h0wlback
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 4:44pm

    Would anyone play PS4 if not for getting shit early? AFAF

  • Boss4sure
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 5:03pm

    This community needs to learn patience lol look at that all of that bitching and rage for nothing but everyone thought they were right hahaha

  • anezzz
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:01pm

    This doesn't make sense. For sure xbox/pc isn't going to have it one more week after it shuts off for ps4.

  • chrpskwk
    -2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:07pm

    I better not hear a single word from any Xbone players like you fucks didn't have this for like 7 games in a row one generation ago, and you sure loved taunting everyone over it

  • Terrifiedsoda
    -5 points Oct 19,2018, 3:33pm

    Sony probably spends millions of dollars to have exclusivity, who the fuck cares if they get it? We still get it for the exact same amount of time, just be patient and enjoy the fucking game.

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Czech metro. I have no words.

justfuckmyshitup

COMMENTS

  • nsfwmodeme
    195 points Oct 19,2018, 3:41pm

    My uncle in the front, my cousin in the back. And I despise them both.

  • RedFondzo
    49 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    Jesus fucking Christ

  • misfitx
    38 points Oct 19,2018, 4:00pm

    Personification of denial.

  • MatthiasFarland
    29 points Oct 19,2018, 3:45pm

    He's just prepping for a Klingon cosplay! Imagine him with ridges!

  • randompool
    17 points Oct 19,2018, 3:54pm

    Half monk half skunk!

  • Canti820
    18 points Oct 19,2018, 3:56pm

    He spins electro Eastern European hip hop on Tuesday nights

  • Levi153269
    14 points Oct 19,2018, 4:27pm

    He looks like he's thinking "Jesus Christ another fucking photo"

  • MaestrO_
    12 points Oct 19,2018, 4:42pm

    Stevie Wonder been rockin that cut for years, i approve.

  • thxxx1337
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 3:56pm

    Gimme that pre-shrunken head look

  • Oafah
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 4:29pm

    I Have No Words, But I Must Meme

  • deformed_love
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:40pm

    I can see Tim Heidecker with this on his head

  • BZH_JJM
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 4:35pm

    On the way to Cross Club, no doubt.

  • AssMaster6000
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:38pm

    Omg and he is doing interlocking for maintenance on straight hair and locks that thick? Ughhhhhhh who has done this?!

  • sheslikebutter
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:12pm

    His head looks like the back end of a server

  • PUSH_AX
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:40pm
  • Sir_Brodie
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:48pm

    Looks like traction alopecia.

  • ap251
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:28pm

    Stepped half way through a time machine?

  • severed13
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:35pm

    It looks like old Rob Chapman, but the front half of his hair was burned off or something.

  • RoosterKCogburn
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:55pm

    Sup Adam Duritz

  • kenef
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:57pm

    Gimme Alien Xenomorph in the front, Predator in the back

  • Defenestraitorous
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    "You know Stevie Wonder?"

    "Say no more, fam."

  • Obi-StacheKenobi
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:24pm
  • LanaBananaLanaBanana
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:37pm

    Loading Hair...

  • SubcommanderMarcos
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:40pm

    Gimme dat half alien predator half sexual predator look, fam

  • natenordicpirate
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:12pm

    Sadness in the front, bad hygiene in the back.

  • ryatt
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:20pm

    Wow

  • plasker6
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:58pm

    It's a twin from The Matrix Reloaded

  • SynthPrax
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    I've got some words.

    Don't interface with that.

  • microwave_safe_bowl
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    How about “gross”?

  • Blvck_sunshine
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:00pm

    Lookin like an albino predator. Watch out for arnie

  • Marcinecali73
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:00pm

    And he has the neck bangs, so he's cutting his har somewhat.

  • Speech500
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:00pm

    Looking absolutely Kerrigan'd

  • enne_eaux
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:04pm

    Looks like the NPR character from “Who Is America?”

  • smoozagoozle
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:04pm

    Does....does he know it’s there?

  • RedEyedRedemption
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:06pm

    I'm going bald up front, but ev'ryting gonnabe irie in da back.

  • j3ffUrZ
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    Forget the hairdo... I thought the guy on the left was sticking it to someone.

  • methnbeer
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    Id bet he's balding

  • sneakmouse9
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:16pm

    Look like cables on the back of an android's head used for transferring data

  • BOBODY_BOBODY
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:17pm

    That Stevie Wonder

  • NickSkye
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:19pm

    Kai Greene?

  • LouGossetJr
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:23pm
  • Omegacamino85
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:24pm

    Predator without the mask

  • hostofembers
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:25pm

    The last hair bender

  • jerkass
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:26pm

    It hides his matrix plug.

  • jerkass
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:28pm

    He's a skin dread.

  • gh1993
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:29pm

    Just let it go dude

  • epic_pig
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:36pm

    That's my Czech mate

  • LukeEB9
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:39pm

    Looks like they pushed his head a tad too far into a giant electric pencil sharpener.

  • SL8Rfan
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:42pm

    skullet.

  • LaziestManAlive
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:42pm

    It’s like someone took his pony tail and rotated it 90 degrees in MS paint

  • throwawayredditting
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:44pm

    When you're going through a time portal.

  • nin01001
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:45pm

    He's ready for his cybernetic implants

  • sticks165
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:47pm

    Dude looks like one of the twins from the matrix.

  • waldo06
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:52pm

    When you dread getting you're haircut because they'll just fuck it up again.

  • welpgladthatsover
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:52pm

    Jo-Jo Siwa in just a few years

  • IceStar3030
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:53pm

    Ah, european hippies! It's something else.

  • Sexy_bluefin_tuna
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:54pm

    When you're halfway through your trustfund.

  • The_Monkey_Online
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:58pm

    I'm going to take a stab and say that the dude started out with a full head of hair in his late teens and grew dreadlocks. Then his male pattern baldness showed up part way into his twenties, and instead of giving up on the idea of hair (like most of us sane bald dudes do), clutched on to his remaining dreads, and decided that half bald was acceptable.

    It is good to see a therapist from time to time folks.

  • Outbound3
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:07pm

    Well you won this subreddit

  • Karl_DavidH
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:11pm

    czech airlines

  • JimmyJamesincorp
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:13pm

    Tom Hanks in the front, Stevie Wonder in the back.

  • EmEffBee
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:15pm

    Whats that thing baluga whales have on their heads? Was it called a melon? This guy has that

  • Not_Equis
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:15pm

    Thanos tried his fucking best ok.

  • difficult_lady
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:17pm

    8-head

  • Maessttrro
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:17pm

    Just one of many crackheads, nothing surprising

  • maybejakkinit
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:23pm

    Robocop with dreads?!

  • versace_tombstone
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:24pm

    Can you give me the look like I'm about to phase out into a Cadillac Escalade? Early 2000s emphasis please.

  • MushroomSlap
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:26pm

    Is that supposed to be a woman?

  • lessadessa
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:28pm

    This actually offends me.

COMMENTS

  • nsfwmodeme
    195 points Oct 19,2018, 3:41pm

    My uncle in the front, my cousin in the back. And I despise them both.

  • RedFondzo
    49 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    Jesus fucking Christ

  • misfitx
    38 points Oct 19,2018, 4:00pm

    Personification of denial.

  • 7thAve
    33 points Oct 19,2018, 3:51pm

    Jonathan Davis vacationing in Prague

  • MatthiasFarland
    29 points Oct 19,2018, 3:45pm

    He's just prepping for a Klingon cosplay! Imagine him with ridges!

  • randompool
    17 points Oct 19,2018, 3:54pm

    Half monk half skunk!

  • Canti820
    18 points Oct 19,2018, 3:56pm

    He spins electro Eastern European hip hop on Tuesday nights

  • Levi153269
    14 points Oct 19,2018, 4:27pm

    He looks like he's thinking "Jesus Christ another fucking photo"

  • MaestrO_
    12 points Oct 19,2018, 4:42pm

    Stevie Wonder been rockin that cut for years, i approve.

  • thxxx1337
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 3:56pm

    Gimme that pre-shrunken head look

  • Oafah
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 4:29pm

    I Have No Words, But I Must Meme

  • deformed_love
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:40pm

    I can see Tim Heidecker with this on his head

  • BZH_JJM
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 4:35pm

    On the way to Cross Club, no doubt.

  • AssMaster6000
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:38pm

    Omg and he is doing interlocking for maintenance on straight hair and locks that thick? Ughhhhhhh who has done this?!

  • sheslikebutter
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:12pm

    His head looks like the back end of a server

  • PUSH_AX
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:40pm
  • Sir_Brodie
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 4:48pm

    Looks like traction alopecia.

  • ap251
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:28pm

    Stepped half way through a time machine?

  • severed13
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:35pm

    It looks like old Rob Chapman, but the front half of his hair was burned off or something.

  • RoosterKCogburn
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:55pm

    Sup Adam Duritz

  • kenef
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:57pm

    Gimme Alien Xenomorph in the front, Predator in the back

  • Defenestraitorous
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    "You know Stevie Wonder?"

    "Say no more, fam."

  • Obi-StacheKenobi
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:24pm
  • LanaBananaLanaBanana
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:37pm

    Loading Hair...

  • SubcommanderMarcos
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 5:40pm

    Gimme dat half alien predator half sexual predator look, fam

  • natenordicpirate
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 3:12pm

    Sadness in the front, bad hygiene in the back.

  • ryatt
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:20pm

    Wow

  • plasker6
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:58pm

    It's a twin from The Matrix Reloaded

  • SynthPrax
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    I've got some words.

    Don't interface with that.

  • microwave_safe_bowl
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    How about “gross”?

  • Blvck_sunshine
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:00pm

    Lookin like an albino predator. Watch out for arnie

  • Marcinecali73
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:00pm

    And he has the neck bangs, so he's cutting his har somewhat.

  • Speech500
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:00pm

    Looking absolutely Kerrigan'd

  • enne_eaux
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:04pm

    Looks like the NPR character from “Who Is America?”

  • smoozagoozle
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:04pm

    Does....does he know it’s there?

  • RedEyedRedemption
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:06pm

    I'm going bald up front, but ev'ryting gonnabe irie in da back.

  • j3ffUrZ
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    Forget the hairdo... I thought the guy on the left was sticking it to someone.

  • methnbeer
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:12pm

    Id bet he's balding

  • sneakmouse9
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:16pm

    Look like cables on the back of an android's head used for transferring data

  • BOBODY_BOBODY
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:17pm

    That Stevie Wonder

  • NickSkye
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:19pm

    Kai Greene?

  • LouGossetJr
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:23pm
  • Omegacamino85
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:24pm

    Predator without the mask

  • hostofembers
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:25pm

    The last hair bender

  • jerkass
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:26pm

    It hides his matrix plug.

  • jerkass
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:28pm

    He's a skin dread.

  • gh1993
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:29pm

    Just let it go dude

  • epic_pig
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:36pm

    That's my Czech mate

  • LukeEB9
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:39pm

    Looks like they pushed his head a tad too far into a giant electric pencil sharpener.

  • SL8Rfan
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:42pm

    skullet.

  • LaziestManAlive
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:42pm

    It’s like someone took his pony tail and rotated it 90 degrees in MS paint

  • throwawayredditting
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:44pm

    When you're going through a time portal.

  • nin01001
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:45pm

    He's ready for his cybernetic implants

  • sticks165
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:47pm

    Dude looks like one of the twins from the matrix.

  • waldo06
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:52pm

    When you dread getting you're haircut because they'll just fuck it up again.

  • welpgladthatsover
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:52pm

    Jo-Jo Siwa in just a few years

  • IceStar3030
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:53pm

    Ah, european hippies! It's something else.

  • Sexy_bluefin_tuna
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:54pm

    When you're halfway through your trustfund.

  • The_Monkey_Online
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:58pm

    I'm going to take a stab and say that the dude started out with a full head of hair in his late teens and grew dreadlocks. Then his male pattern baldness showed up part way into his twenties, and instead of giving up on the idea of hair (like most of us sane bald dudes do), clutched on to his remaining dreads, and decided that half bald was acceptable.

    It is good to see a therapist from time to time folks.

  • Outbound3
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:07pm

    Well you won this subreddit

  • Karl_DavidH
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:11pm

    czech airlines

  • JimmyJamesincorp
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:13pm

    Tom Hanks in the front, Stevie Wonder in the back.

  • EmEffBee
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:15pm

    Whats that thing baluga whales have on their heads? Was it called a melon? This guy has that

  • Not_Equis
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:15pm

    Thanos tried his fucking best ok.

  • difficult_lady
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:17pm

    8-head

  • Maessttrro
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:17pm

    Just one of many crackheads, nothing surprising

  • maybejakkinit
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:23pm

    Robocop with dreads?!

  • versace_tombstone
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:24pm

    Can you give me the look like I'm about to phase out into a Cadillac Escalade? Early 2000s emphasis please.

  • MushroomSlap
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:26pm

    Is that supposed to be a woman?

  • lessadessa
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 6:28pm

    This actually offends me.

● ● ●

I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could, I didn't stop to think if I should...

Star Wars - A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...

COMMENTS

  • mathemon
    252 points Oct 19,2018, 1:00pm

    The Holiday Special, uh, finds a way.

  • zembacraftworks
    103 points Oct 19,2018, 10:03am

    The Olly Moss (and similarly inspired) Star Wars posters are everywhere. /u/derpchen just made a great one for Solo. But, in all this time, as far as I could tell, no one's made one for the Holiday Special. Now that is no longer true. What have I done.

    I'm not thrilled that it makes for two Boba Fett designs right next to each other in chronological order, but it was hard to pick any kind of iconic imagery from the Holiday Special that wasn't Fett's appearance.

    Here's a few choices from the different designs I went through.

    Standard

    Standard without Electropole

    Full Color

    Full Color without Electropole

    ...I'm sorry.

  • BlueHarvestJ
    58 points Oct 19,2018, 10:29am

    You magnificent genius.

    Holiday Special is the gift that keeps on giving

  • dannybnancyboy
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 1:23pm

    Happy Life Day ma fuckers

  • Whiskah6k
    7 points Oct 19,2018, 12:51pm

    Do you have covers for all the others? I love having similar covers for series.

  • Jorgwalther
    6 points Oct 19,2018, 2:58pm

    This is the star wars film we need a full blown remake of.

  • internjets
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 10:43am

    The title was probably Lucas's state of mind while greenlighting the holiday special.

  • Allison314
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 12:57pm

    I was scrolling and saw Kashyyk through Fett's helmet and was pleased. Then I scrolled down far enough to see the tuning fork, and immediately it turned to despair. Good job.

  • eddie1236
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 2:57pm

    Just one more round friends 🎶

  • ThaleaTiny
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 2:53pm

    So much cocaine went into the making of that ...show.

  • Valentin_Tournebize
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 1:55pm

    No joke, but I was planning, years ago, to make a Star Wars fan film setting up in the same treehouse. Characters would have take the Millenium Falcon to go to the surface of the planet, exploring that mysterious forest and what dangers it's hiding.

  • XeroAnarian
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    Me seeing the thumbnail: Hmmm... Boba Fett silhouette, would could be so bad?

    Me when I saw it full size: YOU BASTARD!

  • Notafreakbutageek
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 12:23pm

    God creates bad ideas, God destroys bad ideas, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates bad ideas.

  • themitchster300
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 12:53pm

    I low-key wouldn't mind a Holiday Special re-release on a steelbook with added interviews from people involved in the project. More for collection and historical purposes than actually watching the content.

  • chefbda
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 1:36pm

    I’m glad you did

  • ThaleaTiny
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 2:51pm

    That was without a doubt the worst show I've sat through three times and have on DVD.

  • no_meme_no
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    Omg! As a huge fan of the Oli Moss reimagined movie posters, this is so good.

  • brucethehoon
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:37pm

    In order to enjoy watching this, you should be prepared to be at least as high as Carrie Fisher was making it.

  • Rheul
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:50pm

    Needs more drunk Leia.

  • tristamgreen
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 10:48am

    I'm in love.

  • TenchuSoul
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 11:50am

    I love it! You deffo should.

  • I_Am_An_Airplane
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 1:27pm

    Anyone else hoping for Saun Dann: A Star Wars Story?

  • rokudaimehokage
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    Sir whip stir whip whip whip stir

  • cookswagchef
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm

    HHahaha. Bra-fucking-vo.

  • velimzzzz
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:22pm

    Eeeeechaaa!

  • Uskglass_
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:25pm

    Now that's what I call Life Day.

  • Karnas
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:28pm

    I am in such absolute love with this mock-up one sheet.

    Thank you.

  • Nibbler1019
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:47pm

    pours a f-cking beer into a dude's head

  • Rockstar37
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:51pm

    I just watched the holiday special cartoon for my very first time. And let me tell you, it really lived up to the hype. No words can describe the experience.

  • TulsaOUfan
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:10pm

    Fregardless, it earns an Upvote!

  • Gnarlstone
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:16pm

    Try to enjoy your Life Day

  • momjeanseverywhere
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:18pm

    You know, a true fan would have Bea Arthur’s sillouette instead of Boba’s.

  • JB-from-ATL
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:28pm

    Step it up man, do the Ewok adventure one.

  • ImOnlyHereToKillTime
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:33pm

    I love how the treehouse lines up almost exactly with where his visor would be

  • THE-SEER
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:33pm

    This is awesome, but I feel like you should take the scanner off the helmet and make it a Mandalorian poster for show-related hype reasons!

  • AbracaDaniel21
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:41pm

    If you haven’t watched it yet, watch the RedLetterMedia commentary for it 😂

  • jsmith_92
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:25pm

    “The musical”

  • SubterrelProspector
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:29pm

    Star Wars/Jurassic Park crossovers are my lifeblood.

  • TheCrudeDude
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:33pm

    Happy Life Day all!

  • real_consauce
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:47pm

    There is a special place in heaven reserved for you.

  • 295DVRKSS
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:59pm

    Must go faster

COMMENTS

  • mathemon
    252 points Oct 19,2018, 1:00pm

    The Holiday Special, uh, finds a way.

  • zembacraftworks
    103 points Oct 19,2018, 10:03am

    The Olly Moss (and similarly inspired) Star Wars posters are everywhere. /u/derpchen just made a great one for Solo. But, in all this time, as far as I could tell, no one's made one for the Holiday Special. Now that is no longer true. What have I done.

    I'm not thrilled that it makes for two Boba Fett designs right next to each other in chronological order, but it was hard to pick any kind of iconic imagery from the Holiday Special that wasn't Fett's appearance.

    Here's a few choices from the different designs I went through.

    Standard

    Standard without Electropole

    Full Color

    Full Color without Electropole

    ...I'm sorry.

  • BlueHarvestJ
    58 points Oct 19,2018, 10:29am

    You magnificent genius.

    Holiday Special is the gift that keeps on giving

  • DankNastyAssMaster
    20 points Oct 19,2018, 2:13pm

    I never miss a chance to link the video of Chewie's dad watching softcore VR porn. Please note that during the entire clip, you can never see his hands.

  • dannybnancyboy
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 1:23pm

    Happy Life Day ma fuckers

  • Whiskah6k
    7 points Oct 19,2018, 12:51pm

    Do you have covers for all the others? I love having similar covers for series.

  • Jorgwalther
    6 points Oct 19,2018, 2:58pm

    This is the star wars film we need a full blown remake of.

  • internjets
    10 points Oct 19,2018, 10:43am

    The title was probably Lucas's state of mind while greenlighting the holiday special.

  • Allison314
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 12:57pm

    I was scrolling and saw Kashyyk through Fett's helmet and was pleased. Then I scrolled down far enough to see the tuning fork, and immediately it turned to despair. Good job.

  • eddie1236
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 2:57pm

    Just one more round friends 🎶

  • ThaleaTiny
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 2:53pm

    So much cocaine went into the making of that ...show.

  • Valentin_Tournebize
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 1:55pm

    No joke, but I was planning, years ago, to make a Star Wars fan film setting up in the same treehouse. Characters would have take the Millenium Falcon to go to the surface of the planet, exploring that mysterious forest and what dangers it's hiding.

  • XeroAnarian
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    Me seeing the thumbnail: Hmmm... Boba Fett silhouette, would could be so bad?

    Me when I saw it full size: YOU BASTARD!

  • Notafreakbutageek
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 12:23pm

    God creates bad ideas, God destroys bad ideas, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates bad ideas.

  • themitchster300
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 12:53pm

    I low-key wouldn't mind a Holiday Special re-release on a steelbook with added interviews from people involved in the project. More for collection and historical purposes than actually watching the content.

  • chefbda
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 1:36pm

    I’m glad you did

  • ThaleaTiny
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 2:51pm

    That was without a doubt the worst show I've sat through three times and have on DVD.

  • no_meme_no
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    Omg! As a huge fan of the Oli Moss reimagined movie posters, this is so good.

  • brucethehoon
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:37pm

    In order to enjoy watching this, you should be prepared to be at least as high as Carrie Fisher was making it.

  • Rheul
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:50pm

    Needs more drunk Leia.

  • tristamgreen
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 10:48am

    I'm in love.

  • TenchuSoul
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 11:50am

    I love it! You deffo should.

  • I_Am_An_Airplane
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 1:27pm

    Anyone else hoping for Saun Dann: A Star Wars Story?

  • rokudaimehokage
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    Sir whip stir whip whip whip stir

  • cookswagchef
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm

    HHahaha. Bra-fucking-vo.

  • velimzzzz
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:22pm

    Eeeeechaaa!

  • Uskglass_
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:25pm

    Now that's what I call Life Day.

  • Karnas
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:28pm

    I am in such absolute love with this mock-up one sheet.

    Thank you.

  • Nibbler1019
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:47pm

    pours a f-cking beer into a dude's head

  • Rockstar37
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:51pm

    I just watched the holiday special cartoon for my very first time. And let me tell you, it really lived up to the hype. No words can describe the experience.

  • TulsaOUfan
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:10pm

    Fregardless, it earns an Upvote!

  • Gnarlstone
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:16pm

    Try to enjoy your Life Day

  • momjeanseverywhere
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:18pm

    You know, a true fan would have Bea Arthur’s sillouette instead of Boba’s.

  • JB-from-ATL
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:28pm

    Step it up man, do the Ewok adventure one.

  • ImOnlyHereToKillTime
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:33pm

    I love how the treehouse lines up almost exactly with where his visor would be

  • THE-SEER
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:33pm

    This is awesome, but I feel like you should take the scanner off the helmet and make it a Mandalorian poster for show-related hype reasons!

  • AbracaDaniel21
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:41pm

    If you haven’t watched it yet, watch the RedLetterMedia commentary for it 😂

  • jsmith_92
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:25pm

    “The musical”

  • SubterrelProspector
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:29pm

    Star Wars/Jurassic Park crossovers are my lifeblood.

  • TheCrudeDude
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:33pm

    Happy Life Day all!

  • real_consauce
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:47pm

    There is a special place in heaven reserved for you.

  • 295DVRKSS
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:59pm

    Must go faster

● ● ●

HMRB while I open this drink for my friend

HoldmyRedBull

COMMENTS

  • grizzlygawd
    127 points Oct 19,2018, 12:33pm

    That right there is enough inspiration to want a mountain bike

  • Shimmy311
    61 points Oct 19,2018, 1:16pm

    "Ok and if this works, don't get excited, just slam that beer down all cool like"

  • Tolfvinc
    22 points Oct 19,2018, 1:11pm

    But like how do you get your hand not ripped up??

  • n7-Jutsu
    7 points Oct 19,2018, 1:36pm

    I can do that, here hold my beer.

  • aaronone01
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:18pm

    I feel like this subreddit is just becoming ways to open bottles using action sports.

  • TheGreatFadoodler
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 2:11pm

    That should be a commercial

  • SgtWhiskeyj4ck
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:25pm

    Fun police here to tell everyone that they open the beer and set the cap back on top for these stunts.

  • CaveManZach0245
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 1:18pm

    Didn’t show him finishing the beer boo!

  • mkspaptrl
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 1:20pm

    Dude holding beer should have had safety glasses on.

  • GeneralFaulkner
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 1:48pm

    When watching those kind of ''opening a beer trick'' videos, I always wonder if someone picks up the beer cap after?!?!?

  • run66
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:04pm

    i appreciate the fact that his friend didn't just take a sip of that beer. if the gif didn't cut out, my guess is he pounded that beer...as is his duty.

  • Gingersnap5322
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:23pm

    Would’ve been funny if the bottle cap hit him

  • gnoziz
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:43pm

    No way.

  • burzelpaum
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:56pm

    I hope they picked up the lid

  • TheUnbamboozled
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    I just wonder how many beers died in the making of this film :(

  • Kristo00
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    Is there a real-time version of this?

  • kudichangedlives
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:14pm

    That's super cool but at the same time I'm sure they didn't go pick up that bottle cap afterwards which is super annoying

  • sILAZS
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:49pm

    I always wonder if the cap is already popped & just placed back on the bottle.

  • JDeeezie
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:25pm

    Kinda looks like a beer

  • athjunkie
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:41pm

    pretty awrsome, the only thing that would make this better is if the bottle cap happened to hit the guy's face (the one holding the bottle)

COMMENTS

  • grizzlygawd
    127 points Oct 19,2018, 12:33pm

    That right there is enough inspiration to want a mountain bike

  • Shimmy311
    61 points Oct 19,2018, 1:16pm

    "Ok and if this works, don't get excited, just slam that beer down all cool like"

  • Tolfvinc
    22 points Oct 19,2018, 1:11pm

    But like how do you get your hand not ripped up??

  • monstermash12
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:33pm

    I-Street jumps in SLC UT. They are completely community run jumps. No tractors, no parks department, just 25 years of mountain bike junkies doing their thing.

  • n7-Jutsu
    7 points Oct 19,2018, 1:36pm

    I can do that, here hold my beer.

  • aaronone01
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:18pm

    I feel like this subreddit is just becoming ways to open bottles using action sports.

  • TheGreatFadoodler
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 2:11pm

    That should be a commercial

  • SgtWhiskeyj4ck
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:25pm

    Fun police here to tell everyone that they open the beer and set the cap back on top for these stunts.

  • CaveManZach0245
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 1:18pm

    Didn’t show him finishing the beer boo!

  • mkspaptrl
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 1:20pm

    Dude holding beer should have had safety glasses on.

  • GeneralFaulkner
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 1:48pm

    When watching those kind of ''opening a beer trick'' videos, I always wonder if someone picks up the beer cap after?!?!?

  • run66
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:04pm

    i appreciate the fact that his friend didn't just take a sip of that beer. if the gif didn't cut out, my guess is he pounded that beer...as is his duty.

  • Gingersnap5322
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:23pm

    Would’ve been funny if the bottle cap hit him

  • gnoziz
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:43pm

    No way.

  • burzelpaum
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:56pm

    I hope they picked up the lid

  • TheUnbamboozled
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:59pm

    I just wonder how many beers died in the making of this film :(

  • Kristo00
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:02pm

    Is there a real-time version of this?

  • kudichangedlives
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 5:14pm

    That's super cool but at the same time I'm sure they didn't go pick up that bottle cap afterwards which is super annoying

  • sILAZS
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:49pm

    I always wonder if the cap is already popped & just placed back on the bottle.

  • JDeeezie
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:25pm

    Kinda looks like a beer

  • athjunkie
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:41pm

    pretty awrsome, the only thing that would make this better is if the bottle cap happened to hit the guy's face (the one holding the bottle)

● ● ●

Milking Suicide for Views

Insane People on Facebook

COMMENTS

  • ka1n77
    1351 points Oct 19,2018, 10:17am

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  • kwiteytighteys
    669 points Oct 19,2018, 12:28pm

    its same pedo that made his “13” year old sister strip when he got a kill in fortnite. omfg. his appology was so fake and forced.

  • GlubGlubMotherfucker
    236 points Oct 19,2018, 12:16pm

    I haven't seen the video and I can already hear him saying "Smash that mfing like button."

  • ClassyCrash
    114 points Oct 19,2018, 10:28am

    Is...is this real?

  • lolvik
    152 points Oct 19,2018, 11:31am

    Who wears their hoodie like that.

  • SpaceRaider1
    34 points Oct 19,2018, 1:51pm

    Clickbait like this should be punishable... but by what means?

  • BoatznHoez580
    20 points Oct 19,2018, 2:28pm

    Who the fuck wears their hood behind their ears? Pretty sure that should be illegal.

  • Number1WienerBoy
    68 points Oct 19,2018, 12:17pm

    I really wish h3h3 still made videos on people like this. Ever since he stopped exposing all the shit on YouTube it's really made a huge comeback, granted there are youtubers who talk about shitty clickbait accounts, they just don't have the audience that Ethan does.

  • Doktor_Earrape
    13 points Oct 19,2018, 3:05pm

    Isn't this that sick fucker who made his underage sister strip for Fortnite kills? I didn't think he'd be able to stoop any lower, but here we are. This guy is Logan Paul and Jake Paul combined times 6. Literal scum.

  • GrandmaPoses
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 1:51pm

    That little pop-in dude on the left makes it look like he's the brother and is like, "It's cool everybody!"

  • Smol_Skorupi
    11 points Oct 19,2018, 2:26pm

    Is there a subreddit dedicated to youtube clickbait yet or no

  • Keatosis
    8 points Oct 19,2018, 3:10pm

    This shit is Monetized, but play a VIDEO-GAME in your video and suddenly you get that stupid yellow dollar sign

  • ThyssenKrunk
    12 points Oct 19,2018, 1:10pm

    Did the brother live through the attempt and is now giving permission for his note to be read in the hopes that it'll help others?

    That's pretty much the only scenario I can think of in which this would be considered an okay thing.

  • JapaneseUnicorn
    5 points Oct 19,2018, 3:20pm
  • J_Slop
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:33pm

    This is basically how I view anybody who posts pictures of their dead family/relatives/friends anywhere on the internet in search for sympathy. Except on Facebook, since that's usually a collection of family/friends they post to.

    Looking at you too, r/pics and r/lastimages.

  • DevilsAssCrack
    3 points Oct 19,2018, 3:44pm
  • YaBoiKalle
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:15pm

    WHAT.

    THE.

    FUCK?

  • Kyzelle
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 3:25pm
  • WTFisuck0409
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:12pm
  • jamie7801
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 4:14pm
  • kwiteytighteys
    4 points Oct 19,2018, 1:21pm

    his name is touchdalight on yt if yall wanna give him some shit

  • TheSoftBuIIetin
    2 points Oct 19,2018, 2:43pm

    Did his brother really commit suicde?

    I bet this is just click bait

  • User1440
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:18pm

    How far will some people go?

  • Johny_McJonstien
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:39pm

    Milking suicide milking for karma.

  • ChoppedBalloon
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:41pm

    Fuck these guys dude, exploiting children for views.. smh what has the world come to

  • mikethepysch
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 2:54pm

    It's interesting, after the suicide of matpat's editor a few months ago, he came out with a really heartfelt message about the suicide and its impact. But it's a topic that has to be handled with a lot of weight.

  • Bunch_of_Shit
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:07pm

    "Going to Grandma's open casket gone sexual epic prank"

  • bottyliscious
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    Meh, don't confuse insanity with shit posting.

  • MrTeffy
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:14pm

    Wow, even if he did read his brother’s note, what a fantastic way honor someone’s last words by flaunting them for views. Those notes weren’t personal or anything... I also despise how cavalier he is about the subject.

  • MolotovFromHell
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:36pm

    The guy on the right looks like a instant noodles cup

  • Memedreamz69
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:36pm

    Maybe YouTube should’ve stayed down

  • allusernamestaken1
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:38pm

    When will people learn to not give trash free publicity?

  • littleferrhis
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:40pm

    The two thumbs up this dude knows what he’s doing.

  • IQof24
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:47pm

    Remember to like, comment and subscribe for more...

  • CptnJamesAhoy
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:48pm

    The fuck kinda way is the guy on the right wearing his hood???

  • _robyounger
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:51pm

    It’s Touchdaqueef!

  • Tigernaut
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 3:59pm

    If my brother read my suicide note for views, I'd haunt the shit out of him.

  • Belgian_Bitch
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:00pm

    Hahaha the lil thumbs up in the thumbnail

  • Ace_teh_Great343
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:01pm

    It would be touchdalight

  • dyoet
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:03pm

    wow I would have sworn this was a smooby

  • That_JuanGuy
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:26pm

    "And i swear to fucking god if you read this for views im fucking haunting your ass for the rest of your life".

  • ToonLinkSauce
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:29pm

    So disrespectful.

  • RedditCorbo
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:33pm

    Milking YouTube for upvotes.

  • kittymctacoyo
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:37pm

    Can that person please tuck their ears back into that hoody? For reasons?

  • NSkomo
    1 points Oct 19,2018, 4:44pm

    " leave a like for the fight against suicide" xddd

  • Xertious
    -14 points Oct 19,2018, 11:00am

    Idk the youtuber but it's possible his brother didn't commit suicide but still wrote the note?

  • soft-n-sapphic
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:09pm

    i would never be able to even talk about it without breaking down completely. how can they do something like this?

  • Draon029
    0 points Oct 19,2018, 3:13pm

    Unless Facebook finally installed a dislike button, then I think you’re in the wrong sub.

  • laylajerrbears
    -5 points Oct 19,2018, 3:22pm

    Milking suicide readings for karma points....? You are just as bad

  • lending_ear
    -38 points Oct 19,2018, 11:01am

    To be fair. Everyone experiences grief in different ways. I just don’t want to believe someone would do it for views

    EDIT: wow downvotes. Not surprised. Nobody forces people to watch the videos and views are never guaranteed on YouTube. No idea who the guy is. But god forbid any one of you experiences a tragedy and don’t process it the right way.

  • justdatmale
    -39 points Oct 19,2018, 10:49am

    This isn't Facebook tho

  • WolfOfBroadStreet
    -3 points Oct 19,2018, 2:34pm

    Reposting in other subs for karma

COMMENTS

  • ka1n77
    1351 points Oct 19,2018, 10:17am

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  • kwiteytighteys
    669 points Oct 19,2018, 12:28pm

    its same pedo that made his “13” year old sister strip when he got a kill in fortnite. omfg. his appology was so fake and forced.

  • GlubGlubMotherfucker
    236 points Oct 19,2018, 12:16pm

    I haven't seen the video and I can already hear him saying "Smash that mfing like button."

  • imcream
    183 points Oct 19,2018, 10:18am

    his face definitely convinced me this is not a fake

  • ClassyCrash
    114 points Oct 19,2018, 10:28am

    Is...is this real?

  • lolvik
    152 points Oct 19,2018, 11:31am

    Who wears their hoodie like that.

  • SpaceRaider1
    34 points Oct 19,2018, 1:51pm

    Clickbait like this should be punishable... but by what means?

  • BoatznHoez580
    20 points Oct 19,2018, 2:28pm

    Who the fuck wears their hood behind their ears? Pretty sure that should be illegal.

  • Number1WienerBoy
    68 points Oct 19,2018, 12:17pm

    I really wish h3h3 still made videos on people like this. Ever since he stopped exposing all the shit on YouTube it's really made a huge comeback, granted there are youtubers who talk about shitty clickbait accounts, they just don't have the audience that Ethan does.