This is beyond science!
Really a missed opportunity not calling it "Schrodinger's Pussy"..
"if u think a bullet is going fast and theres nothin faster in life, u probably have never seen 180°s niceguys™ can perform when they are going from 'ur a queen' to 'u dirty fuckn bitch'!"
- Stephen Hawking
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Aaaah Tits McGee, insightful as always
If you’re using fat as an insult why’d you approach in the first place smh 🤔🤔🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Amazingly, she's also a total frigid prude and a nickel slut!
Men are such fucks man
This is actually kinda funny lmao
This gal was my best friend in HS. Still touch base every now and then on FB. One of the most unfiltered and truthful mouths I've met.
What if I find fat fucking bitches sexy as hell?
I don't understand. Wtf 😥
ITS AND INFINITE LOOP! WE CAN MAKE A NEW ENERGY SOURCE OUT OF THIS!!
Tits McGee needs a Nobel Prize. She's the greatest philosopher of our era.
No matter how many times I block their fucken number
I like the ones about “student loan forgiveness.” Yes, forgive me for those loans I don’t have
Everyone's laughing at the message - meanwhile I'm trying to find out why the urinal water is pink
Would you like to explore your options?
I think you might have the wrong phone number
You have the wrong phone number
You. Have. Wrong. Phone number.
they hang up
I worked for one of these call centers for like a week they were such fucking assholes. They would pressure you to trick people into thinking you were calling from the cars manufacturer and to really go after old people. One guy was bragging about selling a warranty to some mentally challenged dude an extended warranty for his moms car with her credit card. You have to ask them to put you on the do not call list in those words, only way they are legally obligated to take you off.
This is the perfect combination of funny and irritating.
Good God I get like 12 of those calls a week all from numbers that start with my same area code and prefix.
Whoever peed there is very dehydrated
No, no, mr. Extended car warranty no here"
I'm always winning a trip to Jamacia
No no not here too 😪
The student loan ones were asinine. I don’t even have student loans!
I tell them they have reached consumer legal services and I charge $15 per minute. They usually hang up.
OH MY GAAAAAWWWWDDD, I hate those calls about car warranty's. Thankfully it stopped, and got replaced by another about Medicaid.....weeee.
I always ask "which car" it sends them in to a fatal error loop "would you like to hear the options?" Which car?
I always try to answer super excited and hear their whole spiel. Then I say, "I didn't even realize I had a warranty on my 97 camry!" And they hang up immediately.
I occassionally troll them about my electric car. I ask specific questions about the engine, transmission, starter, alternator, timing belt, exhaust, gas tank, hoses and belts. My car has none of these parts.
I answer all of these scam calls now just to waste their time. If I'm off then I'm just sitting there playing video games. I was shout casting my shitty gameplay one day and the guy seemed genuinely interested until the game ended and he just went back to trying to scam me. I may have told him if I win I'll give him the real info
Why is the liquid in the urinal red?
When I get those calls I wait till I get a real person on the phone and then scream in their ear.
Last time they called me I told them I had a 97 Toyota, they said it was to old. So I told them I have an 86 Ford F-150, this was apparently also to old. Then I told them I have a 82 Pinto and they hung up on me. This was 4 months ago and have not been called since where they used to call every couple of weeks.
I’m waiting to see that from Home Advisor. Those fuckers are persistent.
Has no credit cards: "were calling about your Visa/Master Card account" faaaak!
i keep getting these calls too they started a couple days ago
This is so funny damn near pissed myself.
Haha everyday. These fuckers must be retarded
Meanwhile I’m staring at the color of that urine, very concerned
At certain car dealers: "WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE TRIAL OF SIRRIUS/XM?"
Texas crematorium you kill em we grill em, how may I direct your call?
At least his urine is still pink and he doesn't require transmission fluid change
Who knew the robots would take over by annoying us to death?
Whoever forgot to flush needs to go see a doctor.
Why is the pee red?
I work at a call center and got a direct dial to my extension. Answered and it was the fucking car warranty people. HOW DID YOU FIND ME
Jokes on them, I rarely use a public restroom.
My favorite was the mailer I got last year about an extended warranty on my '97 Civic
....and that blood in your urine.
What’s funny is when you ask what SPECIFIC company they work for they hang up on you >->
I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver- your hands only...
Let’s see here...
There’s a new museum opening up in Dawnstar, the owner has asked me to hand out invitations to travelers.
Looks like that’s it, got to go!
I always tell them I own a car that doesn’t exist like a 2019 Pegassi Zantorno.
How many Final Notice letters can they possibly send me...
only thing more obnoxious... Sirius fucking radio
Wow, in this economy it seems that E. Mutt had to get a job.
This must be an American thing. Am Canadian and have never received a call re this. From West Jet on the other hand...
I feel this so deep right now
I just yell and say,”MY CAR IS A HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, THE DAMN THING IS 60 YEARS OLD, THERES NO WARRANTY, NOW FUCK OFF”
20 year old car with almost 250k miles. Nobody will provide a warranty for that.
After trying to block these for months, I finally just started answering excitedly. I give them a vehicle make and model and they patch me through to another company trying to sell the warranty. They are usually mad that I've wasted their time and i respond by saying "perhaps you shouldn't do business with people who waste my time". I hope they eventually stop this bizarre practice.
HI I HEAR YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT IS THAT RIGHT
I just got 8 of these 2 days ago... 8 in a friggen day...
If I get one more spam call from India, I'm going to go back in time and beat Gandhi to death when he was a baby.
I'd be more concerned about the bloody looking urine than the graffiti on the urinal.
"Your cars extended warranty."
Dude I drive a 2000 grand prix It's not had a warrenty in nearly 20 fucking years.
"Hello my name is Peter Adams" with the thickest Indian accent imaginable
I hate those calls. I don't even own a damn car!
I don't even own a car!
Oh so I wasn't the only one. That shit's been driving me crazy.
I am waiting for Costco to do this to me regarding the upgraded membership
Have t had a warranty pitch it just yesterday my social security number was suspended for suspicious activity.
Anyone else concerned that the pee is red?
Shouldn't there be an apostrophe? "Car's extended warranty."
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The best thing you can do is string them along for as long as possible. Ask a lot of questions and about any “premium packages”. When it’s time for them to ask about payment, say hold on let me find my wallet. Then you put your phone on mute and set it aside for as long as possible.
Kicking a tennis ball like that definitely isn’t as easy as they’re making it look.
Damn, that's actually kind of impressive.
I shouldn't be surprised two tennis pros have great hand eye coordination but that's super impressive.
That was fun to watch
Sportsmanship! Hah, this is awesome
The way they use their chests gives away that they definitely play soccer
Remember, Tennis is just the sport they are good at.
How to make a friend:
Athletes gonna athlete
These two have a bright future playing sepak takraw.
Good lord, that's actually some amazing athleticism!
Somebody enlist them to the Argentinian national soccer team. It seems like they really need someone that can kick the ball.
If you like this, see also: Mansour Bahrami
Talk about sportsmanship, humor and gifted to play multiple sports!
Who actually wins this point? Im assuming white shorts as your not allowed to kick the ball?
They each deserve a point... r/unexpected
Okay so I quickly skimmed through the title and was waiting for the part when the guy lost his racquet. I didn’t even realize that the gif was replaying and thought that they were still actually playing.
I'd watch a series of games of this.
Sooo.. Who got the point?
THIS is good sportsmanship.
That is what I call, god like sportsmanship. Good job, gentlemen.
I love this! People need to relax and have fun sometimes.
legends says they're still kicking the ball
Is that Aguero?
Gif ends before the finale, when the guy that lost his raquet attempts a bicycle kick and misses.
If you want some more, here's the doubles team of Feliciano and Marc López goofing around after practice.
Serious question though, if the title was "the black guy" instead of "the guy in white shorts" would that be considered racist?
Athletes gonna athlete damn that’s impressive.
The way that looped made me think he smashed it back with his racquet after the fun
Tennis is a total racket
Damn the dude just keeps losing his racquet over and over! I don’t think I can keep watching this match either it seems like it just never ends holy moly.
Should have used the Wii remote strap
no way, this has to be staged/rehearsed
They are French compatriots Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Benoît Paire at the Halle Open.
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Im gonna put my dick in it
Put... put your balls on it...
Where can I get one of these??
imagine showing this to someone in the middle ages
Huh. Can you see convection current when you’re on mushrooms? The way everything moves and expands outwards seems very similar to mushroom visuals I’ve experienced.
Thanks, I hate it.
That’s an Horcrux.
TIL two new words.
That caption is a dickhead alert
This is how the T1000 terminator was born
Looks like pup is smiling, happy to be included.
I love his face when he figures out! 💕
Hoooza good boyeeeee !
Power rangers GO!
"Did I get this right? Deeerp"
It's kind of a happy "and my axe!"
Happy pup. I love
The little smile at the end! 🐶❤
If Megan's in then I'm in.
He’s doing such a good job!
'Fuck yeah I'm in!!!"
Love the way he looks up as he puts his paw in with a big smile 😄
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I feel like I would enjoy waking up in the morning if I had a dog like this
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I mean at that point I'd be like, yeah you deserve those 2 points. Go on, take them
Through the legs was probably unintentional
Seriously did he mean to do that? That's just crazy.
The guys face after he made the basket was my face this whole video
This is a high quality compilation. Take an updoot.
Happy 3 year championship anniversary Cavs fans!
This is an actual bruh moment.
LeBronald! The GOAT!
This was intended just as much as Hardens “no look strip”. It was accidental, looked cool as fuuuuccckkkk.... but unintended
The School of Wizardry would like to know your location.
I have no idea of basketball but daaaaamn that was awesome
Luck or skill?
Cool as shit. Intense luck and skill.
Am I the only one waiting for the shocked Nick Nurse?
3 years ago Today!
r/gifsthatkeepongiving material right here
Reminds me of this Cam Newton throw: https://youtu.be/kSVC7_8OmV0
That kid is Stephen A smith from the future
Because he’s the GOAT, that’s how.
Every time I see this I'm equally amazed.
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This is genius
I’m upset this made me real life chuckle. Plus ultra/10
Now I kind of want to see Mario versions of the other My Hero Academia characters. (How would Deku look in a big bushy mustache ala Mario?)
I at the same time love it and hate it.
[cursed Toad screaming]
This is the peak of human creativity
I love this
This is really good!
Go to your room.
This is brilliant, and gave me a good laugh. Good job, OP!
Please do Bowkugo (Bakugo-Bowser)
I’m just imagining all the Todoroki lines in toads voice.
Jk good wordplay.
I love this so much.
Delete this post or get your kneecaps deleted
His hair reminds me of Miror B from Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness
God has forsaken us
Should be in Smash
You did an amazing job! This is so funny XD
We need some iconic scenes from the manga/anime dubbed with a Toad voice for Todoroki
This must be protected at all cost.
Reminds me of Miror B.
If bakugou and tsuyu have a kid, this’ll be their name
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I own an electric car and investigated the cost of using a gasoline powered small generator to recharge it. I was surprised to find that depending on the generator, a U.S. gallon of gas in the generator was roughly equivalent to an extra 25 miles in the electric car, similar to what an internal combustion car would get.
In my opinion a worthwhile accessory to have in case of emergencies.
Guys. Guys. What if we put the generator in the trunk? We could drive the electric car without ever running out of battery!
Those cars can equip a range booster, which is a gas engine that charges its battery. Very green.
It's like a vegan eating meat... because he's out of vegetables and would otherwise die.
So much for saving money for not ticking that gas engine option to recharge batteries.
It's funny, don't get me wrong. But in the case of electric cars and vegans, a little is still better than a lot.
What do you think powers the electrical companies?
This is why you should buy a Tesla and not an i3
Most of the power plants that produce electricity for these cars run on fossil-fuels anyway.
Gotta do what you gotta do to survive
Just need to find a current bush to plug into
Well, Alabama, that's a start.
I read this to the tune of 'Like a virgin.'
thats got to be the most inefficient and polluting way to drive a car.
All electric cars are powered by your local grid. Your local grid is likely coal. Coal is the predominant energy source in America.
how do you think electricity is created?
The advantage of an electric car is the option to choose how to make the electricity.
A vegan that eats fish
Are there not any solar cells that you can buy and set up in lieu of that generator and get the same charge?
That's still what's happening when you plug into the wall, there's just a company between you and the bigger generators on the other end.
All i see is a mean face on that car thus perpetuating accuracy of the title
Or more like a girl thinking that anal sex allows her to keep her virginity.
I actually was on a car lot the other day and they had one of those BMW i3's. Checked it out inside and it honestly didn't feel like I was sitting in a car.
I would be worried about how "clean" the output from the generator was, because it would suck to have a dirty output kill the battery in my fancy electric car and then have the manufacturer deny my warranty due to improper charging practices.
Precisely why I'm still driving a gas engine car today...................hybrids/electrics have a looooooong way to go to mature in the technology/market before I'll trust one. By maturity I mean: 1) I can fully charge the vehicle in less than 10 minutes (about the same amount of time to fill a gas tank), 2) I can replace parts myself with widely available aftermarket parts in my own garage, no special technicians to do it for me, 3) prices come down to where an electric/hybrid sedan starts at $17,000. Once those can all be achieved, then I'll consider talking to a dealer.
Naw, it's like a vegan that fertilizes their garden with meat.
Its like fertilizing their vegetable crops with animal carcass slurry
Not unless the car tells you the first time you drive it it's an electric car.
Still, it’s using considerably less gasoline than a non electric vehicle. The problem it the generator has to be towed by a 15 mile /gal. Truck.
Vegetarian & eggs.
In all seriousness, electric cars are not inherently more green than a gas car, but CAN BE. You can't fill up your gas car with gas that doesn't emit CO2, but you can charge your electric car with power from say a nuclear fusion reactor down the line. So yea, right now you might end up just as bad or even worse with carbon emissions than a gas car, but down the line is when the electric car can shine
A guy I work with has an electric car and his electric bill is about triple mine each month
Thing is, most of these cars run on coal whether they ignore it or not...
Oil comes from dead plant matter from millions of years ago.
Naw, strap that sucka on the roof and you got a hybrid!
Its terrfyingly adorable
Love when big cats act like house cats
I always wind up and somersault face first towards the objects of my desire, as well. And this is why I'll probably be single for life lmao
Dawwww his little backup at the beginning.
Omg it just kept going and going and going till I thought this thing might be a bunny!!!
That’s funny 😄
Do a barrel roll!
Sad to see a snow leopard in captivity
Dude winds up like one of those toy cars
It looks like a pumpkin.
Is that a pumpkin? Adorable.
My dog is definitely related to this guy. It's uncanny.
Imagine if you were that ball
This is sooo good
Looks like gone crazy
aaaaaawnnnnnnn that is so cute -
The real Chester cheetah ladies*scoff and gents.
Awe. That’s totally Awesome !!
Man cats really are all the same
Big cats are just giant, lethal house cats
Ok the thing is though it looks like chaos, but that ball ends up right in its paws with ease when it wants it to. Derp ninja
Doin a random
The wonderful thing about Tiggers!
Holy shit. I didn't know they got that big.
Oh shit, I for sure though it was photoshopped but apparently they did get that big!
This is located near Fernie BC Canada. It's huge.
Imagine the size of a hermit crab in that thing
Shell yeah that rocks!
What a lad
The fossil she tells you not to worry about
That's a big ass pokemon
The true Lord's Avatar. Praise Helix!
This was put here to test my faith
I don't know why, but this makes me really uncomfortable.
I swear mom it was THIS BIG...
Looks like it has high HP and low def. Probably worth training up your cbat on it until you can power level Slayer.
That might be an Omastar
Ammonite were bad ass
Kuboto is tiny isn’t it?
She isn't that old.
Absolute unit that one
That is phenomenal.
Serious question: How much would the finder make for a fossil of this size if sold?
I've been afking on fossil island too long
TIL the origin for the name of the Pokemon Omanyte.
Sidenote: My favorite Pokemon name origin is that Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee are named for Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, respectively.
Is that worth a lot? Like if they were to cut it out (professionally) and sell it to a museum?
Bigger than nachos!
giant snails. The past was so much cooler than now. Now has not so much.
Would’ve loved to see these creatures when they were alive.