Frontpage

Page 1 of 6363

You'll see it once, and then never again

Black Magic Fuckery

COMMENTS

  • Brandon__Bui
    378 points Dec 06,2019, 9:46pm

    Did anyone else se a Hispanic dude with a fat ass? If not.... then uuhhh..... I didn’t either.

  • auspltlvr
    67 points Dec 06,2019, 9:50pm

    Look at his face and blur your vision 😂

  • Endgam
    47 points Dec 06,2019, 9:49pm

    What am I supposed to be looking at?

  • zatikat
    8 points Dec 07,2019, 1:14am

    Never saw anything but a dude holding a guitar, what am I suppose to see only once?

  • Grubby124
    13 points Dec 06,2019, 10:07pm

    I actually hate how accurate this is... he is your upvote

  • ma1nb1tch
    20 points Dec 06,2019, 10:27pm
  • gnome66
    13 points Dec 06,2019, 9:28pm

    That’s crazy!!!

  • DaddyBigSax
    11 points Dec 06,2019, 10:50pm

    sighs and unzips pants

    Once is all I need.

  • MayaLou09
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 4:56am

    I keep squinting and covering parts with my finger like the comments suggest but I still cant see anything

    Am I broken?

  • xXIlChaosIlXx
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 10:31pm

    Im getting some Ricardo vibes. Its getting me

    ROCK FUCKING HARD

  • JustAnAverageCaveman
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:12am

    I saw the ass first, now I can't unsee the guitar.

  • snowy4014
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:47am

    BR GARAI

  • MagesticLlama1
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 9:26pm

    I think I get it...but it's all I see now 😭😭😭

  • DaringDomino3s
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 10:50pm

    Is it because my mind is so perved out from years on the internet?

  • pantsignal
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:51am

    I thought it was all about his fucked up fingers

  • Xiaxs
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:52pm

    Idk. I still see it and I know what it is.

  • JamesAnglin
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:13pm

    Don't focus on any one part and the ass comes right back...*sic

  • piedude67
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:26pm

    For a second there. Goddamnit THICC.

  • TripperSD93
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:37pm

    I’m thoroughly impressed

  • not-to-kill
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:43pm

    Thats alota booty

  • flappyprince
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:47pm

    Slap that bass

  • Zandandido
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:09am

    Neither black magic nor fuckery. The guitar MIGHT look like a butt IF you squint just hard enough to miss that the back of the pants are under said guitar. Unless he's got 2 butts.

  • -Knug3n-
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:14am

    This must be a repost cause I don’t see shit.

  • SweetPinkSocks
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:16am

    La dunk un dunk!

  • IntenseBrainwork
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:18am

    Just stare at his ear, You'll see it again

  • SlendyLordYT
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:19am

    Quinta and the sex doll

  • JaydinoBoi
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 2:19am

    i saw it as what most people saw, blinked, and then it was a guitar

  • ShanClark
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:01am

    I was looking at man-ass for 10min before it changed. Goddamn it.

  • special-ed-gimp
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:03am

    Most accurate title. I was like “when did I join this gay sub?????” And then I saw the sub, and then the guitar, and then the dummy thicc booty cheeks disappear

  • tayls67
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:15am

    SO true

  • steve3067
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:17am

    How’s the promo poster coming do I need to proof it Bob? Nope looks good no issues.

  • NoLimitGamer898
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:22am

    I hate my brain

  • SleepParalysisGuy
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:29am

    I’ve seen this picture back in the day which probably explains why I can’t see that thicc booty anymore.

  • Barron_FromTheFuture
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:04am

    Nope. I've seen this before. repost. OP is a turd

  • GloriousSpamm
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:14am

    Where’s the guy holding the ass?

  • PlatinumWitch
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:16am

    If you close one eye and squint really hard with the other you can see it again... and why wouldn’t you want to?

  • Alius32
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:18am

    Bro what's with the pic I don't see it it is just a dude on a poster.

  • Ur_adopted669
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:19am

    Don't see it

  • Metzhara
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:23am

    Holy. Shit. That was the greatest truth ever told! My mind couldn't handle it.

    I think what is really happening is we are denying ourselves the reality. And I'm glad we are. That was scary.

  • RandomiseUsr0
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:26am

    It’s a guitass

  • JIsaac91
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:30am

    I find if you just look him in the eyes you can see it

  • BattlNerd
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:31am

    Dat a$$

  • M0dular
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:48am

    Wow, title so true

  • HeraNyt
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:53am

    Give me back the booty!

  • A-to-fucking-Z
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:56am

    I think this will only work if you’re using a phone. I use an iPad Pro and all I see is a man holding a guitar.

  • iamalol9701
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:03am

    What the fuck

  • OzzieBloke777
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:11am

    It's an ass!

    No, wait, it's a guitar.

    Now it's only a guitar.

    I want the ass back...

  • Noctornus
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:12am

    This is so true, I did just that... Saw a big ass once then just a guitar on his back

  • yoursislovesme
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:12am

    Dude wtf i cant see it again

  • younggun1234
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:14am

    Yooooooooooooooooo

    This is like a visual Mandela Effect

  • baba_masche
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:14am

    Youre a good guy I accpected a Rick Roll

  • crober42
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:15am

    Oh. Yup. There it was.

  • Azazel072
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:18am

    I want to see this image for the first time again :(

  • canering
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:18am

    It took me way too long to see the guitar

  • almaxfac
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:22am

    What you guys on about

  • lightava
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:24am

    You can still see in the thumbnail, before you open the post

  • Soul_Rebel_77
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:28am

    Nooooo the sacred pics

  • justairishguy
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:30am

    Dummy thicc

  • ReadMilch
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:30am

    Wait, is it butt/guitar?

  • MatiasSemH
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:33am
  • Nellisvan1
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:34am

    His fingers though...

  • ww7419
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:37am

    Oh my god

  • Loggerdon
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:38am

    Damn I saw it! Then it was gone.

  • Swantetant
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:42am

    Well I don't see it. All I see is that the hole in the guitar is misaligned.

  • Gene_freeman
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:46am

    I'm so scared by this revelation

  • jipanda
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:47am

    Wow at first I saw a guitar. But now I see his ass all the time.

  • totus_the_great
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:48am

    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

  • baboon_bed_juice
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:55am

    That's phat with a ph

  • juviegar
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:57am
  • tozetto
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:00am

    essa é antiga ein

  • SpengSpeng
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:02am

    he dummy thicc

  • daniellee78
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    Wtf? Whr it go

  • gregsonreddit
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:05am

    I saw it about a year ago. Never seen it again. :(

  • premiummeeps
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:06am

    Why the fuck did I see a thicc booty instead of a man holding a guitar

  • masterqif
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:07am

    Someone create sub for this

  • Houeclipse
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:11am

    When you see it, you'll shit bricks

  • latecomer2018
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:12am

    WTF I didn't even see it once

  • Hjtunfgb
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:15am

    F*ck sertanejo

  • BubsyFanboy
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:20am

    Yeah, I thought it was an ass too

  • corgiatemybaby
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21am

    You can trick your brain into doing it again by staring into his eyes.

  • Mr-Luca
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:22am

    😂 this is gold

  • TrouserDumplings
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:23am

    Once is all I need! ...zzzzziiii

  • depressedfunny
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:26am

    Brazil never disapoints...

  • Dingo4747
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:27am

    Wtf

  • YaBoiDraco
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:29am

    When I take off my glasses I can still see it

  • imTgrs
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:32am

    Really..wtf!!!!!!

  • f2kation
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:32am
  • imTgrs
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:32am

    Really..wtf!!!!!!

  • AidenF0xx
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:33am

    Is it just me or do i see Ricardo?

  • Shnarbi
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:35am

    See it every few months, when ya keep reposting the same shit over and over...

  • All_Is_Not_Self
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:40am

    I saw the butt twice or so, but now am unable to.

  • brunopadz
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:43am
  • waterslurpingnoises
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:46am

    THE FUCKK

  • GreatDaneSr
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:46am

    nah...i can see it everytime. Just look at his face

  • Dikklol
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:50am

    We need a sub for these

  • ProbablyAQuitter
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:51am

    THICBOI

  • ashishgamer17
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:55am

    I can't see jack shit?? What are you all talking about?? It's just poster of person with guiter -_-

  • Paddoman21
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:55am

    Are we talking about the fact I just saw an ass instead of a guitar or do I just need a little help

  • SOHBlue
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:57am

    Just look into his eyes and you'll see the magic again.

  • Wizardry_for_Fish
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:58am

    Let your vision blur and look for the sailboat.

  • cantconnectttttt
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:58am

    Scroll fast enough and you'll see

  • captain_Natjo
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:59am

    If you look at his face so you’re eyes aren’t directed to the guitar you can see it easily due to the lack of brain processed detail in the area.

  • dave4443
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:59am

    Saw it once last time it was posted.... been AGES now and I didn't see it this time... it remains accurate :(

  • cammosutra
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:00am

    Reminds me of the def leppard skull album cover. Look it up. It’s awesome!

  • JaninnaMaynz
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:25pm

    I can see it at will.

    Just make your vision a little blurry, and focus above him on the poster. voila, it should turn into a butt again.

  • kmarkow
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:52pm

    Can confirm. Saw once. Can’t see again

  • SYLOH
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:56pm

    Once was enough.

  • battleguy412
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:57pm

    Damnit it's gone

  • joshuajamesaldred
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:03am

    This is my doppelganger. I actually had to study the picture for a full minute debating whether this was a real person or if they stole a pic of me from somewhere. I signed up for reddit 15 mins ago, and i cant figure out how to post a pic to show yall.

  • Save_FerrisB
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:31pm

    Here’s your upvote, OP...well done!

  • theflyingspermwhale
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 9:28pm

    What’s this about?

  • --Grim
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:05pm

    Ow man, i saw it.

  • wayne2oo8
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:30pm

    Phat

  • dingus_foringus
    -1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:44pm

    Wait... Is... For a second...

  • andsusss
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 11:29pm

    Brasil 👌

COMMENTS

  • Shumba9000
    2182 points Dec 06,2019, 9:30pm

    What...the fuck?! Title is accurate.

  • Nate2113
    180 points Dec 06,2019, 10:45pm
  • MyMEMESgotBANNED
    117 points Dec 06,2019, 9:43pm

    You son of a bitch.

  • Brandon__Bui
    378 points Dec 06,2019, 9:46pm

    Did anyone else se a Hispanic dude with a fat ass? If not.... then uuhhh..... I didn’t either.

  • auspltlvr
    67 points Dec 06,2019, 9:50pm

    Look at his face and blur your vision 😂

  • Endgam
    47 points Dec 06,2019, 9:49pm

    What am I supposed to be looking at?

  • zatikat
    8 points Dec 07,2019, 1:14am

    Never saw anything but a dude holding a guitar, what am I suppose to see only once?

  • Grubby124
    13 points Dec 06,2019, 10:07pm

    I actually hate how accurate this is... he is your upvote

  • ma1nb1tch
    20 points Dec 06,2019, 10:27pm
  • gnome66
    13 points Dec 06,2019, 9:28pm

    That’s crazy!!!

  • DaddyBigSax
    11 points Dec 06,2019, 10:50pm

    sighs and unzips pants

    Once is all I need.

  • MayaLou09
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 4:56am

    I keep squinting and covering parts with my finger like the comments suggest but I still cant see anything

    Am I broken?

  • xXIlChaosIlXx
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 10:31pm

    Im getting some Ricardo vibes. Its getting me

    ROCK FUCKING HARD

  • JustAnAverageCaveman
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:12am

    I saw the ass first, now I can't unsee the guitar.

  • snowy4014
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:47am

    BR GARAI

  • MagesticLlama1
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 9:26pm

    I think I get it...but it's all I see now 😭😭😭

  • DaringDomino3s
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 10:50pm

    Is it because my mind is so perved out from years on the internet?

  • pantsignal
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:51am

    I thought it was all about his fucked up fingers

  • Xiaxs
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:52pm

    Idk. I still see it and I know what it is.

  • JamesAnglin
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:13pm

    Don't focus on any one part and the ass comes right back...*sic

  • piedude67
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:26pm

    For a second there. Goddamnit THICC.

  • TripperSD93
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:37pm

    I’m thoroughly impressed

  • not-to-kill
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:43pm

    Thats alota booty

  • flappyprince
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:47pm

    Slap that bass

  • Zandandido
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:09am

    Neither black magic nor fuckery. The guitar MIGHT look like a butt IF you squint just hard enough to miss that the back of the pants are under said guitar. Unless he's got 2 butts.

  • -Knug3n-
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 3:14am

    This must be a repost cause I don’t see shit.

  • SweetPinkSocks
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:16am

    La dunk un dunk!

  • IntenseBrainwork
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:18am

    Just stare at his ear, You'll see it again

  • SlendyLordYT
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:19am

    Quinta and the sex doll

  • JaydinoBoi
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 2:19am

    i saw it as what most people saw, blinked, and then it was a guitar

  • ShanClark
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:01am

    I was looking at man-ass for 10min before it changed. Goddamn it.

  • special-ed-gimp
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:03am

    Most accurate title. I was like “when did I join this gay sub?????” And then I saw the sub, and then the guitar, and then the dummy thicc booty cheeks disappear

  • tayls67
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:15am

    SO true

  • steve3067
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:17am

    How’s the promo poster coming do I need to proof it Bob? Nope looks good no issues.

  • NoLimitGamer898
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:22am

    I hate my brain

  • SleepParalysisGuy
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:29am

    I’ve seen this picture back in the day which probably explains why I can’t see that thicc booty anymore.

  • Barron_FromTheFuture
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:04am

    Nope. I've seen this before. repost. OP is a turd

  • GloriousSpamm
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:14am

    Where’s the guy holding the ass?

  • PlatinumWitch
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:16am

    If you close one eye and squint really hard with the other you can see it again... and why wouldn’t you want to?

  • Alius32
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:18am

    Bro what's with the pic I don't see it it is just a dude on a poster.

  • Ur_adopted669
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:19am

    Don't see it

  • Metzhara
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:23am

    Holy. Shit. That was the greatest truth ever told! My mind couldn't handle it.

    I think what is really happening is we are denying ourselves the reality. And I'm glad we are. That was scary.

  • RandomiseUsr0
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:26am

    It’s a guitass

  • JIsaac91
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:30am

    I find if you just look him in the eyes you can see it

  • BattlNerd
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:31am

    Dat a$$

  • M0dular
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:48am

    Wow, title so true

  • HeraNyt
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:53am

    Give me back the booty!

  • A-to-fucking-Z
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:56am

    I think this will only work if you’re using a phone. I use an iPad Pro and all I see is a man holding a guitar.

  • iamalol9701
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:03am

    What the fuck

  • OzzieBloke777
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:11am

    It's an ass!

    No, wait, it's a guitar.

    Now it's only a guitar.

    I want the ass back...

  • Noctornus
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:12am

    This is so true, I did just that... Saw a big ass once then just a guitar on his back

  • yoursislovesme
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:12am

    Dude wtf i cant see it again

  • younggun1234
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:14am

    Yooooooooooooooooo

    This is like a visual Mandela Effect

  • baba_masche
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:14am

    Youre a good guy I accpected a Rick Roll

  • crober42
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:15am

    Oh. Yup. There it was.

  • Azazel072
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:18am

    I want to see this image for the first time again :(

  • canering
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:18am

    It took me way too long to see the guitar

  • almaxfac
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:22am

    What you guys on about

  • lightava
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:24am

    You can still see in the thumbnail, before you open the post

  • Soul_Rebel_77
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:28am

    Nooooo the sacred pics

  • justairishguy
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:30am

    Dummy thicc

  • ReadMilch
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:30am

    Wait, is it butt/guitar?

  • MatiasSemH
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:33am
  • Nellisvan1
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:34am

    His fingers though...

  • ww7419
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:37am

    Oh my god

  • Loggerdon
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:38am

    Damn I saw it! Then it was gone.

  • Swantetant
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:42am

    Well I don't see it. All I see is that the hole in the guitar is misaligned.

  • Gene_freeman
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:46am

    I'm so scared by this revelation

  • jipanda
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:47am

    Wow at first I saw a guitar. But now I see his ass all the time.

  • totus_the_great
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:48am

    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

  • baboon_bed_juice
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:55am

    That's phat with a ph

  • juviegar
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:57am
  • tozetto
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:00am

    essa é antiga ein

  • SpengSpeng
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:02am

    he dummy thicc

  • daniellee78
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    Wtf? Whr it go

  • gregsonreddit
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:05am

    I saw it about a year ago. Never seen it again. :(

  • premiummeeps
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:06am

    Why the fuck did I see a thicc booty instead of a man holding a guitar

  • masterqif
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:07am

    Someone create sub for this

  • Houeclipse
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:11am

    When you see it, you'll shit bricks

  • latecomer2018
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:12am

    WTF I didn't even see it once

  • Hjtunfgb
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:15am

    F*ck sertanejo

  • BubsyFanboy
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:20am

    Yeah, I thought it was an ass too

  • corgiatemybaby
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21am

    You can trick your brain into doing it again by staring into his eyes.

  • Mr-Luca
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:22am

    😂 this is gold

  • TrouserDumplings
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:23am

    Once is all I need! ...zzzzziiii

  • depressedfunny
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:26am

    Brazil never disapoints...

  • Dingo4747
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:27am

    Wtf

  • YaBoiDraco
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:29am

    When I take off my glasses I can still see it

  • imTgrs
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:32am

    Really..wtf!!!!!!

  • f2kation
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:32am
  • imTgrs
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:32am

    Really..wtf!!!!!!

  • AidenF0xx
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:33am

    Is it just me or do i see Ricardo?

  • Shnarbi
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:35am

    See it every few months, when ya keep reposting the same shit over and over...

  • All_Is_Not_Self
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:40am

    I saw the butt twice or so, but now am unable to.

  • brunopadz
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:43am
  • waterslurpingnoises
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:46am

    THE FUCKK

  • GreatDaneSr
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:46am

    nah...i can see it everytime. Just look at his face

  • Dikklol
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:50am

    We need a sub for these

  • ProbablyAQuitter
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:51am

    THICBOI

  • ashishgamer17
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:55am

    I can't see jack shit?? What are you all talking about?? It's just poster of person with guiter -_-

  • Paddoman21
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:55am

    Are we talking about the fact I just saw an ass instead of a guitar or do I just need a little help

  • SOHBlue
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:57am

    Just look into his eyes and you'll see the magic again.

  • Wizardry_for_Fish
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:58am

    Let your vision blur and look for the sailboat.

  • cantconnectttttt
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:58am

    Scroll fast enough and you'll see

  • captain_Natjo
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:59am

    If you look at his face so you’re eyes aren’t directed to the guitar you can see it easily due to the lack of brain processed detail in the area.

  • dave4443
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:59am

    Saw it once last time it was posted.... been AGES now and I didn't see it this time... it remains accurate :(

  • cammosutra
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:00am

    Reminds me of the def leppard skull album cover. Look it up. It’s awesome!

  • JaninnaMaynz
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:25pm

    I can see it at will.

    Just make your vision a little blurry, and focus above him on the poster. voila, it should turn into a butt again.

  • kmarkow
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:52pm

    Can confirm. Saw once. Can’t see again

  • SYLOH
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:56pm

    Once was enough.

  • battleguy412
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:57pm

    Damnit it's gone

  • joshuajamesaldred
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:03am

    This is my doppelganger. I actually had to study the picture for a full minute debating whether this was a real person or if they stole a pic of me from somewhere. I signed up for reddit 15 mins ago, and i cant figure out how to post a pic to show yall.

  • Save_FerrisB
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:31pm

    Here’s your upvote, OP...well done!

  • theflyingspermwhale
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 9:28pm

    What’s this about?

  • --Grim
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:05pm

    Ow man, i saw it.

  • wayne2oo8
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:30pm

    Phat

  • dingus_foringus
    -1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:44pm

    Wait... Is... For a second...

  • andsusss
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 11:29pm

    Brasil 👌

● ● ●

How do you do, fellow kids?

Insults you don't see often

COMMENTS

  • rareinsults_bot_
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:27am

    Upvote this comment if you feel this submission is characteristic of our subreddit. Downvote this if you feel that it is not. If this comment's score falls below a certain number, this submission will be automatically removed.

    Consider joining the official r/rareinsults discord server. https://discord.gg/u5e9htr

  • starskip42
    60 points Dec 07,2019, 3:35am

    I think he'd actually appreciate that

  • engieman
    25 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21am

    Tbh thats more of a rare compliment

  • Corpseconnoisseur
    10 points Dec 07,2019, 3:32am

    First his son had to get him on Lakai now this...

  • redhotrage
    6 points Dec 07,2019, 6:43am

    This sub has gone to hell in a hand basket.

  • tomerf
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:49am

    Turn off bluetooth

  • DainArtz
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:55am

    Let the legend rest

  • Hustlinbones
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:56am

    Wow, he looks tired

  • MAGA_memnon
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:00am

    Wow, this is a truly rare insult /s.

  • xCorty
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 6:16am

    Xiaomi ❤️

COMMENTS

  • rareinsults_bot_
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:27am

    Upvote this comment if you feel this submission is characteristic of our subreddit. Downvote this if you feel that it is not. If this comment's score falls below a certain number, this submission will be automatically removed.

    Consider joining the official r/rareinsults discord server. https://discord.gg/u5e9htr

  • starskip42
    60 points Dec 07,2019, 3:35am

    I think he'd actually appreciate that

  • engieman
    25 points Dec 07,2019, 6:21am

    Tbh thats more of a rare compliment

  • Hydra3301
    13 points Dec 07,2019, 6:38am
  • Corpseconnoisseur
    10 points Dec 07,2019, 3:32am

    First his son had to get him on Lakai now this...

  • redhotrage
    6 points Dec 07,2019, 6:43am

    This sub has gone to hell in a hand basket.

  • tomerf
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:49am

    Turn off bluetooth

  • DainArtz
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:55am

    Let the legend rest

  • Hustlinbones
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:56am

    Wow, he looks tired

  • MAGA_memnon
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:00am

    Wow, this is a truly rare insult /s.

  • xCorty
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 6:16am

    Xiaomi ❤️

● ● ●

Ich habe eine Frage an die Krefelder

r/de - Extraordinär gut!

COMMENTS

  • MilchreisMann412
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:12am
  • Hellgate93
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:05am

    Es gibt zwar Gute, Böse und Krefelder, aber Möwen die kostenlos Karussell fahren sind mir neu.

  • Veritas_Vanitatum
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:37am

    Die Stadtkirmis stirbt... Also dürfen Möwen jetzt auch rein, nur damit der Umsatz wieder steigt... Ganz normal...

  • kotkaiser
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:58am

    Der Möwie Park in Bottrop ist doch nicht so weit weg

  • Taphiriel
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:32am

    Kein Krefelder hier, aber ich wohne viel zu nah dran.

    Da ist bestimmt diese Drehbrücke in Linn mit gemeint.

    Oder der Theaterplatz. Wenn die da von diversen Resten fressen, fahren die auch Karusell, im Kopf. Ü

  • ExistingErection
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:52am

    alt aber goldig

  • Valahay
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:55am

    Ist eine ganz simple Idee von mir. Ich hab sie erfunden als mir eine Möwe zu zweiten mal auf den Kopf geschissen hat. Ich war so zorning und suchte mehrere Wochen ohne Essen und Wasser, nach Lösungen wie mir das nur gelinge. Doch als jede Hoffnung verloren war, hatte ich einen Geistesblitz den man im Radius von 29 Kilometer hören konnte. Ein Karusel für Möwen. Seitdem ist das hier eine Attraktion für Klein und Groß und man kennt mich hier unter den Namen: Karuselbauer. Nun sind 2 Jahre vergangen keine Möwe hat mir auf den Kopf geschissen und ich seh nur noch eine grüne Zahl auf meinen Konto.

    (Ereignisse könnten überspitzt dargestellt sein)

  • Shalomundmoin
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    Wo ist die Artificial intelligence, wo ist die Big data, wo ist der Algorithm, der unser Handeln lenkt.

  • payl0ad
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:26am

    Bedenke dass Krefeld um 2050 rum potentiell Nordseehafen ist. Da spielt jemand das richtig lange Spiel.

  • Grolkp
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:39am

    Chris krefällt das

  • FlyingThunder2992
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:14am

    /l/ichbinsehrzufällig

COMMENTS

  • MilchreisMann412
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:12am
  • Hellgate93
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:05am

    Es gibt zwar Gute, Böse und Krefelder, aber Möwen die kostenlos Karussell fahren sind mir neu.

  • Veritas_Vanitatum
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:37am

    Die Stadtkirmis stirbt... Also dürfen Möwen jetzt auch rein, nur damit der Umsatz wieder steigt... Ganz normal...

  • juckrebel
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:49am

    Ja datt is Krefeld

    Da will doch keiner hin

    Ja datt is Krefeld

    Karussell macht keinen Sinn

  • kotkaiser
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:58am

    Der Möwie Park in Bottrop ist doch nicht so weit weg

  • Taphiriel
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:32am

    Kein Krefelder hier, aber ich wohne viel zu nah dran.

    Da ist bestimmt diese Drehbrücke in Linn mit gemeint.

    Oder der Theaterplatz. Wenn die da von diversen Resten fressen, fahren die auch Karusell, im Kopf. Ü

  • ExistingErection
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:52am

    alt aber goldig

  • Valahay
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:55am

    Ist eine ganz simple Idee von mir. Ich hab sie erfunden als mir eine Möwe zu zweiten mal auf den Kopf geschissen hat. Ich war so zorning und suchte mehrere Wochen ohne Essen und Wasser, nach Lösungen wie mir das nur gelinge. Doch als jede Hoffnung verloren war, hatte ich einen Geistesblitz den man im Radius von 29 Kilometer hören konnte. Ein Karusel für Möwen. Seitdem ist das hier eine Attraktion für Klein und Groß und man kennt mich hier unter den Namen: Karuselbauer. Nun sind 2 Jahre vergangen keine Möwe hat mir auf den Kopf geschissen und ich seh nur noch eine grüne Zahl auf meinen Konto.

    (Ereignisse könnten überspitzt dargestellt sein)

  • Shalomundmoin
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    Wo ist die Artificial intelligence, wo ist die Big data, wo ist der Algorithm, der unser Handeln lenkt.

  • payl0ad
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:26am

    Bedenke dass Krefeld um 2050 rum potentiell Nordseehafen ist. Da spielt jemand das richtig lange Spiel.

  • Grolkp
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:39am

    Chris krefällt das

  • FlyingThunder2992
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:14am

    /l/ichbinsehrzufällig

● ● ●

You really couldn’t give it to me?

jukmifgguggh

COMMENTS

  • MrMonkeyMagic
    180 points Dec 07,2019, 4:27am

    It’s also annoying that imperial measurements will resort to metric divisions when they can’t be bothered to invent a new division. It makes sense that if there are 12 inches in a foot, there should be 144 snicks in an inch

  • SatanicMuppet999
    106 points Dec 07,2019, 4:14am

    0.25mm.. get out. That's literally a hairs breadth.

  • TheDevilsAdvokaat
    65 points Dec 07,2019, 5:10am

    At 17 I was measured for the Australian army at 5 foot eleven and three quarter inches. Mildly annoying.

    Decades later I was measured for a medical in China (shoes off) with a new automated measuring system they have ...and came up as six foot one.

    Currently I have no idea how tall I really am. I just say six foot.

  • Tjelo
    25 points Dec 07,2019, 4:38am

    160.0cm is 5' 2.992" so you could argue that using 5'2.99" is poor rounding but it is technically closer than 5'3"

  • Saw_Good_Man
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:18am

    Doesnt this make you more attractive? Like in shops they price the goods something always like 2.99 instead of 3 dollars.

  • Aodhana
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:39am

    Short guys are so cute tho

  • Ethybubs
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:50am

    I know, I'm 5'9 and they never round up to 6'4, smh.

  • kappanon
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    They are trying to give you the most accurate measurement they are able to my dude. How's that infuriating? You are still allowed to use 5'3".

  • eipeidwep2buS
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:04am

    But surely the variations in Hight between the start and end of the day are greater than that? Hell, the health of the skin in the bottom of your feet could change the last decimal in that measurement

  • OOOHBILLY_
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:25am

    It’s simple math really.

  • LapinusTech
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:42am

    And they really couldn't give you meters

  • starlight236vn
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:52am

    Its just like seeing game or shit with the price of "9,99$" "19,99$" "499,99$" etc etc

    What, the 0.01$ left is for taxes?

  • Handiinu
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:54am

    Wait...that is literally paper thin

  • Arteliss
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:58am

    My doc has me at 5' 10.99"... the POS...

  • aCanOfDan
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:59am

    Similar situation, I'm shorter than the average male and when I got my ID they couldn't give me 1.70m, they gave me 1.69m (Maybe a blessing in disguise?)

  • henrikaga321
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    As a fellow midget i feel this

  • 71397334
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:06am

    I can give you an inch if you know what I mean

  • Milchdieb
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:08am

    My guess: They measured in centimeters, 160 cm came out, which they simply converted – which is 5' 2.992".

  • fastestjewinberlin
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:08am

    That is just an absolute madlad

  • artem718
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:14am

    couldn’t take advantage of dark mode

  • orgasmo87
    -3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:24am

    Bloody short arse

COMMENTS

  • MrMonkeyMagic
    180 points Dec 07,2019, 4:27am

    It’s also annoying that imperial measurements will resort to metric divisions when they can’t be bothered to invent a new division. It makes sense that if there are 12 inches in a foot, there should be 144 snicks in an inch

  • SatanicMuppet999
    106 points Dec 07,2019, 4:14am

    0.25mm.. get out. That's literally a hairs breadth.

  • TheDevilsAdvokaat
    65 points Dec 07,2019, 5:10am

    At 17 I was measured for the Australian army at 5 foot eleven and three quarter inches. Mildly annoying.

    Decades later I was measured for a medical in China (shoes off) with a new automated measuring system they have ...and came up as six foot one.

    Currently I have no idea how tall I really am. I just say six foot.

  • RepostSleuthBot
    75 points Dec 07,2019, 5:01am

    Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.

    First seen Here on 2019-03-29 100.0% match. Last seen Here on 2019-05-03 100.0% match

    Searched Images: 82,323,794 | Indexed Posts: 355,591,734 | Search Time: 21.02822s

    Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Positive ]

  • Tjelo
    25 points Dec 07,2019, 4:38am

    160.0cm is 5' 2.992" so you could argue that using 5'2.99" is poor rounding but it is technically closer than 5'3"

  • Saw_Good_Man
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:18am

    Doesnt this make you more attractive? Like in shops they price the goods something always like 2.99 instead of 3 dollars.

  • Aodhana
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:39am

    Short guys are so cute tho

  • Ethybubs
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:50am

    I know, I'm 5'9 and they never round up to 6'4, smh.

  • kappanon
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    They are trying to give you the most accurate measurement they are able to my dude. How's that infuriating? You are still allowed to use 5'3".

  • eipeidwep2buS
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:04am

    But surely the variations in Hight between the start and end of the day are greater than that? Hell, the health of the skin in the bottom of your feet could change the last decimal in that measurement

  • OOOHBILLY_
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:25am

    It’s simple math really.

  • LapinusTech
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:42am

    And they really couldn't give you meters

  • starlight236vn
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:52am

    Its just like seeing game or shit with the price of "9,99$" "19,99$" "499,99$" etc etc

    What, the 0.01$ left is for taxes?

  • Handiinu
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:54am

    Wait...that is literally paper thin

  • Arteliss
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:58am

    My doc has me at 5' 10.99"... the POS...

  • aCanOfDan
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:59am

    Similar situation, I'm shorter than the average male and when I got my ID they couldn't give me 1.70m, they gave me 1.69m (Maybe a blessing in disguise?)

  • henrikaga321
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:03am

    As a fellow midget i feel this

  • 71397334
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:06am

    I can give you an inch if you know what I mean

  • Milchdieb
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:08am

    My guess: They measured in centimeters, 160 cm came out, which they simply converted – which is 5' 2.992".

  • fastestjewinberlin
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:08am

    That is just an absolute madlad

  • artem718
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:14am

    couldn’t take advantage of dark mode

  • orgasmo87
    -3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:24am

    Bloody short arse

● ● ●

Like it wasn't already bad

/r/Memes the original since 2008

COMMENTS

  • WolfShadow7
    55 points Dec 07,2019, 3:42am

    Guys, I have a doubt, Reddit is not letting me post original memes, what should I do?? Can someone help me out. I am new here

  • stugi04
    13 points Dec 07,2019, 3:16am

    Ipad nibbas out here doin next level streching excercises

  • extreme_memelord
    10 points Dec 07,2019, 4:52am

    Left handed gang rise up

    actually tho I am right handed i just browse Reddit with my left

  • SerenityPrim3
    7 points Dec 07,2019, 4:43am

    laughs in left handed

  • DenseBoyDenny
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 4:30am

    Jokes on y'all I'm left handed

  • m40kid
    6 points Dec 07,2019, 3:13am

    Big phone nibbas too

  • kolki86
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 4:15am

    My cover is blocking my upvote. Sorry I can'tup vote this

  • SpengSpeng
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 5:04am

    1, 2, left-handed crew.

  • dankmqn-12345
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:59am

    I have smol pp, smol brain, and many smol things. Smol hands is not among them.

  • KandUriember
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:25am

    But its much easier to upvote with the pinky

  • juanitos_pizza_rolls
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:39am

    Same

  • I-Had-a-dream
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:46am

    I’m sorry, is this some righty joke I’m too lefty to understand.

  • eitanoid_os
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:57am

    This post was made by left handed gang

  • Finest_Hideri
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:03am

    On phone it's not too bad

  • ric2942yeet
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:07am

    Well jokes on you I already learned how to browse with my left hand

  • RedFlameSpeter
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:09am

    Im left handed hehe

  • Qb_Is_fast_af
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:10am

    It didnt move

  • direct-evil
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:11am

    I thought it seemed different! !!

  • hung562006
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:12am

    laughs in long thumb

  • kyetoXD
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:14am

    I've been off Reddit for a while, are people still making memes about the upvote button being on the left wtf

  • Most_Downvoted-User
    -3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:33am

    😂👌

COMMENTS

  • WolfShadow7
    55 points Dec 07,2019, 3:42am

    Guys, I have a doubt, Reddit is not letting me post original memes, what should I do?? Can someone help me out. I am new here

  • stugi04
    13 points Dec 07,2019, 3:16am

    Ipad nibbas out here doin next level streching excercises

  • extreme_memelord
    10 points Dec 07,2019, 4:52am

    Left handed gang rise up

    actually tho I am right handed i just browse Reddit with my left

  • Gamer_roleplayer
    8 points Dec 07,2019, 4:44am

    Ppl have been saying this but its the same

  • SerenityPrim3
    7 points Dec 07,2019, 4:43am

    laughs in left handed

  • DenseBoyDenny
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 4:30am

    Jokes on y'all I'm left handed

  • m40kid
    6 points Dec 07,2019, 3:13am

    Big phone nibbas too

  • kolki86
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 4:15am

    My cover is blocking my upvote. Sorry I can'tup vote this

  • SpengSpeng
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 5:04am

    1, 2, left-handed crew.

  • dankmqn-12345
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 3:59am

    I have smol pp, smol brain, and many smol things. Smol hands is not among them.

  • KandUriember
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:25am

    But its much easier to upvote with the pinky

  • juanitos_pizza_rolls
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:39am

    Same

  • I-Had-a-dream
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:46am

    I’m sorry, is this some righty joke I’m too lefty to understand.

  • eitanoid_os
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 4:57am

    This post was made by left handed gang

  • Finest_Hideri
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:03am

    On phone it's not too bad

  • ric2942yeet
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:07am

    Well jokes on you I already learned how to browse with my left hand

  • RedFlameSpeter
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:09am

    Im left handed hehe

  • Qb_Is_fast_af
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:10am

    It didnt move

  • direct-evil
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:11am

    I thought it seemed different! !!

  • hung562006
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:12am

    laughs in long thumb

  • kyetoXD
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 5:14am

    I've been off Reddit for a while, are people still making memes about the upvote button being on the left wtf

  • Most_Downvoted-User
    -3 points Dec 07,2019, 4:33am

    😂👌

● ● ●

Dad jokes

How did I get here?

COMMENTS

  • Fun_Stick
    57 points Dec 06,2019, 11:29pm

    I had to read this like 5 times before I got the "up yourself" thing. Color me impressed.

  • DoctorDoom789
    45 points Dec 06,2019, 10:12pm

    Hello living room, I'm dad.

  • true_spokes
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 10:46pm

    Bristling with holiday cheer!

  • KriskovNeedsAdvice
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 11:04pm

    OBJECTS THAT IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

    VIBRATORS DILDOSPENSPENCILSCOINSPEBBLESHOCKEY STICK HANDLEBROOM STICK HANDLETOOF BRUSH HANDLECHRISTMAS TREECATSMALL GLASS JARBARRACK OBAMA

  • squanchy42069
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:50am

    Wjy is dad old

  • SlothOnMeth
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:38am

    I’d say the same thing If my son had a stupid ass hat like that

  • devilinblue22
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:54am

    This reminds me of my favorite dirty dad joke

    My kid: Daddy, I wanna go outside and blow bubbles.

    Me: Bubbles is a lucky guy.

  • TlMEGH0ST
    -2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:33am

    wow I hate this

  • brc324
    -2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:53am

    Ok boomer

COMMENTS

  • Fun_Stick
    57 points Dec 06,2019, 11:29pm

    I had to read this like 5 times before I got the "up yourself" thing. Color me impressed.

  • DoctorDoom789
    45 points Dec 06,2019, 10:12pm

    Hello living room, I'm dad.

  • true_spokes
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 10:46pm

    Bristling with holiday cheer!

  • Kenzel_Washington
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 1:49am

    It’s not going in our yard, Rus. It’s going in our living room.

  • KriskovNeedsAdvice
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 11:04pm

    OBJECTS THAT IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

    VIBRATORS DILDOSPENSPENCILSCOINSPEBBLESHOCKEY STICK HANDLEBROOM STICK HANDLETOOF BRUSH HANDLECHRISTMAS TREECATSMALL GLASS JARBARRACK OBAMA

  • squanchy42069
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:50am

    Wjy is dad old

  • SlothOnMeth
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:38am

    I’d say the same thing If my son had a stupid ass hat like that

  • devilinblue22
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:54am

    This reminds me of my favorite dirty dad joke

    My kid: Daddy, I wanna go outside and blow bubbles.

    Me: Bubbles is a lucky guy.

  • TlMEGH0ST
    -2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:33am

    wow I hate this

  • brc324
    -2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:53am

    Ok boomer

● ● ●

Where it all began

Programmer Humor

COMMENTS

  • dfreinc
    202 points Dec 06,2019, 10:32pm

    You kid but the first time I remember using anything related to programming (unless you count DOS) was AOL chat room games.

  • wtddps
    77 points Dec 06,2019, 11:01pm

    I mastered HTML when I copied and pasted my backgrounds for my MySpace page

  • beckscomics
    98 points Dec 06,2019, 11:14pm

    Ohai! I make comics if you'd to see more here :)

  • Absay
    23 points Dec 07,2019, 12:41am

    The cursor is an ice cream. The Sailor Moon pic has a watermark. Lol, the details.

  • bobhwantstoknow
    20 points Dec 06,2019, 10:52pm

    I also lurv dogs

  • dpahoe
    38 points Dec 06,2019, 10:31pm

    That's some dope website for a kid of that age.

  • allout58
    10 points Dec 06,2019, 11:49pm

    Oh gosh Angelfire, I haven't thought about them and my first site in a while. Wonder if it's still up?

  • Dadood_Fromdahood
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 11:18pm

    Actually. That's pretty impressive

  • marcosdumay
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 10:24pm

    Well, indeed it is.

    Anything beyond there is down-slope.

  • okbanlon
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:11am

    Good grief - I remember Neopets, when the kids were little, and I wrote down scraps of HTML for them to use to impress their friends. That was a long time ago.

  • Nico_Nii_
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:41am

    I mean, I started coding by inputting in-game cheats so we’ve all been there

  • tilapiadated
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:25am

    Accurate origin story. 11 year old me HAD to have the best store and Pet Page around, which meant the custom scrollbar and fancy use of


    .

  • chewbecca444
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:35am

    I started by making outrageous profiles for MySpace. Ah, the good ol days.

  • Askarus
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:58am

    Yes angelfire! I got a threatening email from my first website on there for hotlinking .wav files.

  • rvsshasank
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:20am

    This reminds me of my high school

  • Someone_new_
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:44am

    Geocities... back in my way it was Bravenet/Freewebs.

  • ChairYeoman
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:51am

    Look I didn't come here to be attacked like this okay

  • tamagucchi
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:55am

    This is in fact exactly how my programming career began.

    We didn't have a lot of tools back then, but learning HTML so you can make a cooler page than your friends, was one of the best tools.

    Nowadays kids have minecraft, which is severely underrated. In 10 years, we'll see posts just like this one with Minecraft featured rather than HTML.

  • coolwallpaint
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:45am

    First time I programmed was with Roblox and it was Lua :P

  • rsvp_to_life
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:48am

    Geocities

  • p_i_n_g_a_s
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:51am

    the first time I ever used programming was when I was 7 and downloaded Java to make famous penguins my friends in CP, it was all a downwards spiral after that

  • Mitoni
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:52am

    I first learned programming in the ComputerCraft mod for Minecraft. 3 years later and I'm almost done with my CS degree, and I am a level 2 developer for enterprise resource planning and financial software.

  • Xorok_
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:55am

    This is exactly how it happened to me. Me going to an IT school can be traced back all the way to my first experiences with HTML when I was little. I wanted my Neopets webpage to look good. Tables, custom cursors, music, fonts, inline styles, all those things. I'd start inspecting the source of other fancy profiles or any website I found with effects I wanted to include in my profile. Neopets was great 👌🏼👌🏼

  • bigtreeworld
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:00am

    I started learning web dev by making you gi oh fan club sites in grade 5

  • db2
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:09am

  • DeletedLastAccount
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:12am

    I was 20 when Neopets came out...

    Thanks for making me feel ancient.

  • Boom244
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:12am

    I remember back when I was 8 or something, this dude, MinecraftNudist he was called, got me into programming through batch.

  • sailor_sega_saturn
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:25am

    When I was young it was all about HTMLgoodies.com*, and w3schools**

    They taught me all the component pieces of making color changing cursor-following rainbow text, which is like half the knowledge needed for being a professional programmer.

    * now replaced by some ad-filled corporate soulless shell of it's former self
    ** I'm convinced everyone just pretends to hate this site, but secretly likes it

  • glovesoff11
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:29am

    This is the most real thing ever except instead of neopets it was a site for my middle school nu-metal band.

  • heckingcomputernerd
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:33am

    The first time I wrote HTML was when my dad asked me to build him a website and I didn’t know about website builders, so me, at 12 years old, wrote a not so good looking website for a law firm. I’ve improved a lot since then and I’m glad I did it, I really like doing web stuff

  • darsparx
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:37am

    Pff I technically started on frihost or whatever it was called back in HS....though over all that time I've never had a fully functional site because I'm indecisive as hell about how I want it to look(since it's just supposed to be a portfolio site....it can't be that hard....can it?)

  • Saphiresurf
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:45am

    Do NOT call me out like this

  • TheyAreLying2Us
    -17 points Dec 07,2019, 12:25am

    This meme in 10 years:

    • employer runs a strip club

    • girl is having her boobs out

    • where it all begun: posting selfies on Instagram

    🙏

COMMENTS

  • dfreinc
    202 points Dec 06,2019, 10:32pm

    You kid but the first time I remember using anything related to programming (unless you count DOS) was AOL chat room games.

  • wtddps
    77 points Dec 06,2019, 11:01pm

    I mastered HTML when I copied and pasted my backgrounds for my MySpace page

  • beckscomics
    98 points Dec 06,2019, 11:14pm

    Ohai! I make comics if you'd to see more here :)

  • Jadziyah
    35 points Dec 06,2019, 11:32pm

    Neopets still exists, if you want to buff those mad html skills

  • Absay
    23 points Dec 07,2019, 12:41am

    The cursor is an ice cream. The Sailor Moon pic has a watermark. Lol, the details.

  • bobhwantstoknow
    20 points Dec 06,2019, 10:52pm

    I also lurv dogs

  • dpahoe
    38 points Dec 06,2019, 10:31pm

    That's some dope website for a kid of that age.

  • allout58
    10 points Dec 06,2019, 11:49pm

    Oh gosh Angelfire, I haven't thought about them and my first site in a while. Wonder if it's still up?

  • Dadood_Fromdahood
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 11:18pm

    Actually. That's pretty impressive

  • marcosdumay
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 10:24pm

    Well, indeed it is.

    Anything beyond there is down-slope.

  • okbanlon
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:11am

    Good grief - I remember Neopets, when the kids were little, and I wrote down scraps of HTML for them to use to impress their friends. That was a long time ago.

  • Nico_Nii_
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 12:41am

    I mean, I started coding by inputting in-game cheats so we’ve all been there

  • tilapiadated
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:25am

    Accurate origin story. 11 year old me HAD to have the best store and Pet Page around, which meant the custom scrollbar and fancy use of


    .

  • chewbecca444
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:35am

    I started by making outrageous profiles for MySpace. Ah, the good ol days.

  • Askarus
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:58am

    Yes angelfire! I got a threatening email from my first website on there for hotlinking .wav files.

  • rvsshasank
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:20am

    This reminds me of my high school

  • Someone_new_
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:44am

    Geocities... back in my way it was Bravenet/Freewebs.

  • ChairYeoman
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:51am

    Look I didn't come here to be attacked like this okay

  • tamagucchi
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 12:55am

    This is in fact exactly how my programming career began.

    We didn't have a lot of tools back then, but learning HTML so you can make a cooler page than your friends, was one of the best tools.

    Nowadays kids have minecraft, which is severely underrated. In 10 years, we'll see posts just like this one with Minecraft featured rather than HTML.

  • coolwallpaint
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:45am

    First time I programmed was with Roblox and it was Lua :P

  • rsvp_to_life
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:48am

    Geocities

  • p_i_n_g_a_s
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:51am

    the first time I ever used programming was when I was 7 and downloaded Java to make famous penguins my friends in CP, it was all a downwards spiral after that

  • Mitoni
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:52am

    I first learned programming in the ComputerCraft mod for Minecraft. 3 years later and I'm almost done with my CS degree, and I am a level 2 developer for enterprise resource planning and financial software.

  • Xorok_
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:55am

    This is exactly how it happened to me. Me going to an IT school can be traced back all the way to my first experiences with HTML when I was little. I wanted my Neopets webpage to look good. Tables, custom cursors, music, fonts, inline styles, all those things. I'd start inspecting the source of other fancy profiles or any website I found with effects I wanted to include in my profile. Neopets was great 👌🏼👌🏼

  • bigtreeworld
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:00am

    I started learning web dev by making you gi oh fan club sites in grade 5

  • db2
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:09am

  • DeletedLastAccount
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:12am

    I was 20 when Neopets came out...

    Thanks for making me feel ancient.

  • Boom244
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:12am

    I remember back when I was 8 or something, this dude, MinecraftNudist he was called, got me into programming through batch.

  • sailor_sega_saturn
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:25am

    When I was young it was all about HTMLgoodies.com*, and w3schools**

    They taught me all the component pieces of making color changing cursor-following rainbow text, which is like half the knowledge needed for being a professional programmer.

    * now replaced by some ad-filled corporate soulless shell of it's former self
    ** I'm convinced everyone just pretends to hate this site, but secretly likes it

  • glovesoff11
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:29am

    This is the most real thing ever except instead of neopets it was a site for my middle school nu-metal band.

  • heckingcomputernerd
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:33am

    The first time I wrote HTML was when my dad asked me to build him a website and I didn’t know about website builders, so me, at 12 years old, wrote a not so good looking website for a law firm. I’ve improved a lot since then and I’m glad I did it, I really like doing web stuff

  • darsparx
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:37am

    Pff I technically started on frihost or whatever it was called back in HS....though over all that time I've never had a fully functional site because I'm indecisive as hell about how I want it to look(since it's just supposed to be a portfolio site....it can't be that hard....can it?)

  • Saphiresurf
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:45am

    Do NOT call me out like this

  • TheyAreLying2Us
    -17 points Dec 07,2019, 12:25am

    This meme in 10 years:

    • employer runs a strip club

    • girl is having her boobs out

    • where it all begun: posting selfies on Instagram

    🙏

● ● ●

Witcher fans in Argentina went to Henry Cavill's hotel to catch a glimpse. He came outside to take pictures!

The Witcher - Netflix Series

COMMENTS

  • C0mpl
    604 points Dec 06,2019, 9:31pm

    What the hell I never realized how massive his arms are.

  • Berserk_Dragonslayer
    258 points Dec 06,2019, 9:58pm

    When the guy you got to play Geralt should be playing Letho instead.

  • ThePoshGazelle
    247 points Dec 06,2019, 8:39pm

    Jfc those biceps are enormous

  • VRichardsen
    18 points Dec 06,2019, 10:50pm

    Aguante Geralt vieja, no me importa nada.

  • MufasaLocks
    56 points Dec 06,2019, 8:43pm

    B I C E P S

  • GoodDeadpool
    45 points Dec 06,2019, 10:16pm

    Going to see him tomorrow. You probably don't give a fuck but I wanted to brag a little bit :)

    Edit: typo

  • 9ai
    12 points Dec 06,2019, 9:21pm

    Those shoulders and biceps :0

  • Vir1990
    12 points Dec 06,2019, 9:33pm

    What the hell is this arm

  • mukawalka
    37 points Dec 06,2019, 10:20pm

    ITT - people calling the whole area the bicep, which is actually the triceps, biceps, and shoulder making his arms huge.

  • TheVeilsCurse
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:20pm

    Damn he's jacked!

  • LozaMoza82
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 9:40pm

    When your biceps make your head look small

  • facucuervo91
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:42pm

    No way he was in Argentina! Kill me

  • Unchained71
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:59pm

    People please, they shrunk him Beyond his arm.

  • I_AN_2_0
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:11pm

    That man could very easily kill me

  • Huxley1932
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:27pm

    Such a gentleman

  • EnycmaPie
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:38pm

    Forget the sword, he could probably fight monsters unarmed with those big boys.

  • SignificantMidnight7
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:41pm

    Jesus look at his arms...

  • GalacticSab
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:58pm

    his biceps are bigger than my future.

  • LeonidasKing
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 8:35pm
  • dogeformontage
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:24pm

    Geraldo getting biggo

  • Berserk_Dragonslayer
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 9:56pm

    He'll play the part well, but man, he's too big.

    Geralt is built like Pitt in fight club, or maybe jackman in Xmen.

  • RepletesMaryJane
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:18pm
  • Reyeth
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:42pm

    Wonder if he wore a 1982 t-shirt.

  • UndyingQuasar
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:43pm

    Holy shit he's jacked!

  • LittleRobbieV1
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:43pm

    Christ. He’s fucking massive!

  • Matroska_
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:51pm

    *that arm*

    How many potions has Geralt just drank? His toxicity metre must be longer than the queue for the Pokemon store in London.

  • sarkicism101
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:52pm

    I damned sure hope he’s half naked a lot. I realize the series has a pretty gratuitous amount of nudity, but I’m just so excited. I’m shivering with anticipation.

  • CMDR_Gungoose
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:01pm

    Swoley moley batman! The guy's arms are as big as my legs!

  • elvis503
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:04pm

    What a beefcake

  • ToadKnobles
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:15pm

    I saw the trailer and was surprised how close sounds to Geralt

  • enotonom
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:27pm

    Guys, it’s possible to play world of warcraft and also be buff af

  • UnlimitedPowahhh
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:43pm

    Look at that fucking bicep, he truly is a god amongst men.

  • Hankhank1
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:54pm

    Damn bro check out them traps

  • _shammy
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:56pm

    He looks like he’s about to power slam the rock

  • max1001
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:02am

    You think this guy lifts?

  • ivnwng
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:09am

    Jesus Christ.

  • FinchoMatic
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:19am

    It's time to get jacked, no Daniels

  • OneMillionRazorWires
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:26am

    Ya know, this image seems kinda curse, I just can't put my finger on why.

  • hematite2
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:27am

    Jesus those biceps. Jesus I'm so gay sometimes

  • cyanheads
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:28am

    I want those arms to crush me

  • wowlock_taylan
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:33am

    Those biceps are as big as my head. God damn.

  • bepezz
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:40am

    Jesus H(GH) Christ! He must've read the hardcover editions!

  • Misterduster01
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:56am

    It should have been Mads Mikkelsen.

  • Walksonthree
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:12am

    I want Henry to punch me in the face

  • MrGeno
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:15am

    I never thought Albert would become Superman. Such a cool dude.

  • doomraiderZ
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:04pm

    Lol. Wow.

  • BlueLanternSupes
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:07pm

    Letho of Gulet lol

  • nicxue97
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:08pm

    Geralt definitely has that physique

  • RoosePostingReddit
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:22pm

    I want to go to the gym with Henry Cavill so much

  • slyzxx
    -1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:08pm

    People call him an asshole but I like the dude.

  • Spikedcloud
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:32pm

    Sexy, I'd follow him back up to his room.

  • mydoghasapassport
    -4 points Dec 06,2019, 9:57pm

    Arms bigger than his head. Looking like a goomba from the super mario bros movie

  • The_Sensative_Nazi
    -15 points Dec 06,2019, 10:30pm

    I am also a fan of another individual who lived in Argintina. He was a very fuhrerious leader.

  • Openworldgamer47
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:01am

    He should not be portraying a Witcher

COMMENTS

  • C0mpl
    604 points Dec 06,2019, 9:31pm

    What the hell I never realized how massive his arms are.

  • Berserk_Dragonslayer
    258 points Dec 06,2019, 9:58pm

    When the guy you got to play Geralt should be playing Letho instead.

  • ThePoshGazelle
    247 points Dec 06,2019, 8:39pm

    Jfc those biceps are enormous

  • ofthefuckingrivia
    99 points Dec 06,2019, 10:00pm

    I have the same right arm. though my training routine is probably a little bit different than his

  • VRichardsen
    18 points Dec 06,2019, 10:50pm

    Aguante Geralt vieja, no me importa nada.

  • MufasaLocks
    56 points Dec 06,2019, 8:43pm

    B I C E P S

  • GoodDeadpool
    45 points Dec 06,2019, 10:16pm

    Going to see him tomorrow. You probably don't give a fuck but I wanted to brag a little bit :)

    Edit: typo

  • 9ai
    12 points Dec 06,2019, 9:21pm

    Those shoulders and biceps :0

  • Vir1990
    12 points Dec 06,2019, 9:33pm

    What the hell is this arm

  • mukawalka
    37 points Dec 06,2019, 10:20pm

    ITT - people calling the whole area the bicep, which is actually the triceps, biceps, and shoulder making his arms huge.

  • TheVeilsCurse
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:20pm

    Damn he's jacked!

  • LozaMoza82
    6 points Dec 06,2019, 9:40pm

    When your biceps make your head look small

  • facucuervo91
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:42pm

    No way he was in Argentina! Kill me

  • Unchained71
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:59pm

    People please, they shrunk him Beyond his arm.

  • I_AN_2_0
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:11pm

    That man could very easily kill me

  • Huxley1932
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:27pm

    Such a gentleman

  • EnycmaPie
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:38pm

    Forget the sword, he could probably fight monsters unarmed with those big boys.

  • SignificantMidnight7
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:41pm

    Jesus look at his arms...

  • GalacticSab
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:58pm

    his biceps are bigger than my future.

  • LeonidasKing
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 8:35pm
  • dogeformontage
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:24pm

    Geraldo getting biggo

  • Berserk_Dragonslayer
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 9:56pm

    He'll play the part well, but man, he's too big.

    Geralt is built like Pitt in fight club, or maybe jackman in Xmen.

  • RepletesMaryJane
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:18pm
  • Reyeth
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:42pm

    Wonder if he wore a 1982 t-shirt.

  • UndyingQuasar
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:43pm

    Holy shit he's jacked!

  • LittleRobbieV1
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:43pm

    Christ. He’s fucking massive!

  • Matroska_
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:51pm

    *that arm*

    How many potions has Geralt just drank? His toxicity metre must be longer than the queue for the Pokemon store in London.

  • sarkicism101
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:52pm

    I damned sure hope he’s half naked a lot. I realize the series has a pretty gratuitous amount of nudity, but I’m just so excited. I’m shivering with anticipation.

  • CMDR_Gungoose
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:01pm

    Swoley moley batman! The guy's arms are as big as my legs!

  • elvis503
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:04pm

    What a beefcake

  • ToadKnobles
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:15pm

    I saw the trailer and was surprised how close sounds to Geralt

  • enotonom
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:27pm

    Guys, it’s possible to play world of warcraft and also be buff af

  • UnlimitedPowahhh
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:43pm

    Look at that fucking bicep, he truly is a god amongst men.

  • Hankhank1
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:54pm

    Damn bro check out them traps

  • _shammy
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:56pm

    He looks like he’s about to power slam the rock

  • max1001
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:02am

    You think this guy lifts?

  • ivnwng
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:09am

    Jesus Christ.

  • FinchoMatic
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:19am

    It's time to get jacked, no Daniels

  • OneMillionRazorWires
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:26am

    Ya know, this image seems kinda curse, I just can't put my finger on why.

  • hematite2
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:27am

    Jesus those biceps. Jesus I'm so gay sometimes

  • cyanheads
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:28am

    I want those arms to crush me

  • wowlock_taylan
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:33am

    Those biceps are as big as my head. God damn.

  • bepezz
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:40am

    Jesus H(GH) Christ! He must've read the hardcover editions!

  • Misterduster01
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:56am

    It should have been Mads Mikkelsen.

  • Walksonthree
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:12am

    I want Henry to punch me in the face

  • MrGeno
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:15am

    I never thought Albert would become Superman. Such a cool dude.

  • doomraiderZ
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:04pm

    Lol. Wow.

  • BlueLanternSupes
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:07pm

    Letho of Gulet lol

  • nicxue97
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:08pm

    Geralt definitely has that physique

  • RoosePostingReddit
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:22pm

    I want to go to the gym with Henry Cavill so much

  • slyzxx
    -1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:08pm

    People call him an asshole but I like the dude.

  • Spikedcloud
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:32pm

    Sexy, I'd follow him back up to his room.

  • mydoghasapassport
    -4 points Dec 06,2019, 9:57pm

    Arms bigger than his head. Looking like a goomba from the super mario bros movie

  • The_Sensative_Nazi
    -15 points Dec 06,2019, 10:30pm

    I am also a fan of another individual who lived in Argintina. He was a very fuhrerious leader.

  • Openworldgamer47
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:01am

    He should not be portraying a Witcher

● ● ●

Dog just wants to sit close to his Hooman

I bet you will Be Amazed !

COMMENTS

  • almghtymuffn
    312 points Dec 06,2019, 9:38pm
  • Riversmooth
    202 points Dec 06,2019, 9:41pm

    How could he not pet him after that lovable trick?

  • Kid_Legit
    93 points Dec 06,2019, 9:12pm

    You know you’ve got a good doggo when they start teaching themselves tricks.

  • notsomuchreally
    45 points Dec 06,2019, 8:55pm

    Hug him man....hug the good doggo!

  • mattatathome
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:21pm

    That was just beautiful to watch, man

  • SupremeDearLeader
    14 points Dec 06,2019, 10:55pm

    Get off your cell dammit and love that dog !

  • undercoverantichrist
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 12:06am

    "Well Johnny, your evaluation feedback is here, and if you don't mind, I'd like to take a seat because the results are a little ruff"

  • Rebelstreak3235
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 1:04am

    We don’t deserve dogs.

  • black11x
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 9:41pm

    He watched him do that and did even pet him? Come on mannnnnn

  • SMART_AS_YOU
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:29am

    If it wasn’t for the video this is some r/thatHappened material

  • TONKAHANAH
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:46am

    would this be considered as tool usage? thats damn impressive for a dog, very few animals have the intelligence to utilize objects like this I think

  • DoYouSmellFire
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 8:38pm

    Spider dog, spider dog, can do anything a spider dog can do!

  • Herefordaspookystuff
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:32pm

    So wholesome. I’m not crying you’re crying.

  • Kozlow
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:03pm

    Not a dog person. Can someone explain to me the unconditional love dogs have for their owners? Is it a constant anxiety of if I don’t do this he will stop feeding me?

  • erniebanks2016
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:28am

    Adorable

  • IthoughtIwasdreaming
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:05am

    HoOmAn

  • IthoughtIwasdreaming
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:07am

    This is so cute, I might cry.

  • 1969PinkFloyd
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:52pm

    Wow. Very Cool 👍 👍

  • trtreeetr
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:12pm

    Cant out phone down.

  • ripjesus
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 12:58am

    The dog needed to pee

COMMENTS

  • almghtymuffn
    312 points Dec 06,2019, 9:38pm
  • Riversmooth
    202 points Dec 06,2019, 9:41pm

    How could he not pet him after that lovable trick?

  • Kid_Legit
    93 points Dec 06,2019, 9:12pm

    You know you’ve got a good doggo when they start teaching themselves tricks.

  • spiritualskywalker
    19 points Dec 06,2019, 11:54pm

    My heart is melting. The tail wag when he gets into position . . .

  • notsomuchreally
    45 points Dec 06,2019, 8:55pm

    Hug him man....hug the good doggo!

  • mattatathome
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:21pm

    That was just beautiful to watch, man

  • SupremeDearLeader
    14 points Dec 06,2019, 10:55pm

    Get off your cell dammit and love that dog !

  • undercoverantichrist
    5 points Dec 07,2019, 12:06am

    "Well Johnny, your evaluation feedback is here, and if you don't mind, I'd like to take a seat because the results are a little ruff"

  • Rebelstreak3235
    4 points Dec 07,2019, 1:04am

    We don’t deserve dogs.

  • black11x
    7 points Dec 06,2019, 9:41pm

    He watched him do that and did even pet him? Come on mannnnnn

  • SMART_AS_YOU
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:29am

    If it wasn’t for the video this is some r/thatHappened material

  • TONKAHANAH
    3 points Dec 07,2019, 12:46am

    would this be considered as tool usage? thats damn impressive for a dog, very few animals have the intelligence to utilize objects like this I think

  • DoYouSmellFire
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 8:38pm

    Spider dog, spider dog, can do anything a spider dog can do!

  • Herefordaspookystuff
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:32pm

    So wholesome. I’m not crying you’re crying.

  • Kozlow
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:03pm

    Not a dog person. Can someone explain to me the unconditional love dogs have for their owners? Is it a constant anxiety of if I don’t do this he will stop feeding me?

  • erniebanks2016
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:28am

    Adorable

  • IthoughtIwasdreaming
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:05am

    HoOmAn

  • IthoughtIwasdreaming
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 1:07am

    This is so cute, I might cry.

  • 1969PinkFloyd
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 9:52pm

    Wow. Very Cool 👍 👍

  • trtreeetr
    0 points Dec 06,2019, 10:12pm

    Cant out phone down.

  • ripjesus
    0 points Dec 07,2019, 12:58am

    The dog needed to pee

● ● ●

Silly walks

This is my life now

COMMENTS

  • DeadlyKitten1986
    75 points Dec 06,2019, 8:23pm

    Did they go to the ministry to approve those walks?

  • JabbaTheHedgeHog
    63 points Dec 06,2019, 9:04pm

    I will never ever tire of videos of dogs adjusting to booties. EVER.

  • raphthepharaoh
    88 points Dec 06,2019, 8:20pm

    The first dude almost got it down.. but the second dude has me in stitches

  • HollySkelly
    33 points Dec 06,2019, 8:08pm

    I’m crying 😂In all seriousness though, it’s good to get them trained early... 😂😂

  • Wuzzupdoc42
    9 points Dec 06,2019, 10:03pm
  • asap_meanBean
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:27pm

    Serious question! My dog does this too, when just got home some booties. Do they ever stop doing that??

  • hansfadour
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:12pm
  • the_shaman
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 11:24pm

    I believe both of your dogs are in contention for a grant from the ministry if the can keep up this level of sillyness.

  • mpf1949
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 8:07pm

    Department there of....

  • Lara-El
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:58pm
  • Smalltown15
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:28pm

    I love them both so much

  • mothzilla
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 11:45pm

    Is this the latest Boston Dynamics robot?

  • BB8_is_G8
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:41pm

    What brand are these? I need to buy some for my pupper!

  • DANTE_HUNTER
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:36pm

    Phoebe? Is that you?

  • SchmittyWinkleson
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:57pm

    Is your entire floor concrete???

  • TrueItUp
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:11pm

    This one will never get old, still has me lmao every time I see it.

  • GrayDawnDown
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:16pm
  • drawnandpanickered
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:34pm

    They're like a baby colt and a spider

  • JasperSwanq
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:06am

    Why would you put booties on sled dogs?

  • SaggyPig4321
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:13am

    My dog would chew her foot off

COMMENTS

  • DeadlyKitten1986
    75 points Dec 06,2019, 8:23pm

    Did they go to the ministry to approve those walks?

  • JabbaTheHedgeHog
    63 points Dec 06,2019, 9:04pm

    I will never ever tire of videos of dogs adjusting to booties. EVER.

  • raphthepharaoh
    88 points Dec 06,2019, 8:20pm

    The first dude almost got it down.. but the second dude has me in stitches

  • theenchantedwood
    42 points Dec 06,2019, 8:57pm

    Is your dog TOO LOUD??

  • HollySkelly
    33 points Dec 06,2019, 8:08pm

    I’m crying 😂In all seriousness though, it’s good to get them trained early... 😂😂

  • Wuzzupdoc42
    9 points Dec 06,2019, 10:03pm
  • asap_meanBean
    5 points Dec 06,2019, 10:27pm

    Serious question! My dog does this too, when just got home some booties. Do they ever stop doing that??

  • hansfadour
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 10:12pm
  • the_shaman
    3 points Dec 06,2019, 11:24pm

    I believe both of your dogs are in contention for a grant from the ministry if the can keep up this level of sillyness.

  • mpf1949
    4 points Dec 06,2019, 8:07pm

    Department there of....

  • Lara-El
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:58pm
  • Smalltown15
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 10:28pm

    I love them both so much

  • mothzilla
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 11:45pm

    Is this the latest Boston Dynamics robot?

  • BB8_is_G8
    2 points Dec 06,2019, 9:41pm

    What brand are these? I need to buy some for my pupper!

  • DANTE_HUNTER
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:36pm

    Phoebe? Is that you?

  • SchmittyWinkleson
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 10:57pm

    Is your entire floor concrete???

  • TrueItUp
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:11pm

    This one will never get old, still has me lmao every time I see it.

  • GrayDawnDown
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:16pm
  • drawnandpanickered
    1 points Dec 06,2019, 11:34pm

    They're like a baby colt and a spider

  • JasperSwanq
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:06am

    Why would you put booties on sled dogs?

  • SaggyPig4321
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 12:13am

    My dog would chew her foot off

  • 1 (current)
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5