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Life can be difficult when you need to choose what kind of water to drink.

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

COMMENTS

  • cmt75
    6 points Jul 17,2018, 5:56am

    I don't see "Tap".

  • TheSimpleMind
    4 points Jul 17,2018, 5:05am

    And there is a mistake in the menue.

    They offer "Stattl. Fachingen" but it's "Staatl. Fachingen".

    Stattlich means handsome and staatlich means state-owned... so... handsome Fachingen wouldn't make sense... state-owned Fachingen is more of a garant for quality.

  • Flame_Grilled_Cake
    2 points Jul 17,2018, 9:46am

    I didn’t think Fiji water actually came from Fiji. Always thought it was just branding given how fuckin’ absurd it would be to ship bottled water halfway round the world.

  • Grimmwink
    1 points Jul 17,2018, 11:16am

    What kind of water is not still or sparkling, but “Medium”?

COMMENTS

  • cmt75
    6 points Jul 17,2018, 5:56am

    I don't see "Tap".

  • TheSimpleMind
    4 points Jul 17,2018, 5:05am

    And there is a mistake in the menue.

    They offer "Stattl. Fachingen" but it's "Staatl. Fachingen".

    Stattlich means handsome and staatlich means state-owned... so... handsome Fachingen wouldn't make sense... state-owned Fachingen is more of a garant for quality.

  • Flame_Grilled_Cake
    2 points Jul 17,2018, 9:46am

    I didn’t think Fiji water actually came from Fiji. Always thought it was just branding given how fuckin’ absurd it would be to ship bottled water halfway round the world.

  • breakthegate
    1 points Jul 17,2018, 9:57am

    Wait... does Glenlivet make water also or is that a joke?

  • Grimmwink
    1 points Jul 17,2018, 11:16am

    What kind of water is not still or sparkling, but “Medium”?

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When your porn files are .WMV

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

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When 'Still Water' is its own section in the menu

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

COMMENTS

  • noiseformind
    4 points Jul 10,2018, 5:02pm

    Don't keep us guessing. What did you choose?

  • jonathanrdt
    3 points Jul 10,2018, 6:07pm

    I was told they run deep, but the menu doesn’t say.

  • fluffle
    1 points Jul 10,2018, 6:27pm

    That's a weak water menu compared to Patina in LA:

    https://www.patinagroup.com/patina-restaurant/menu#Water+List

  • treebox
    0 points Jul 10,2018, 6:54pm

    Is this from The Merchant hotel in Belfast?

COMMENTS

  • noiseformind
    4 points Jul 10,2018, 5:02pm

    Don't keep us guessing. What did you choose?

  • jonathanrdt
    3 points Jul 10,2018, 6:07pm

    I was told they run deep, but the menu doesn’t say.

  • fluffle
    1 points Jul 10,2018, 6:27pm

    That's a weak water menu compared to Patina in LA:

    https://www.patinagroup.com/patina-restaurant/menu#Water+List

  • looks_good_in_pink
    1 points Jul 10,2018, 8:44pm

    You laugh, but Bill Nye had an episode on his new show where he and a water sommelier tasted a few different kinds of water. This is apparently very important to at least one person who really likes water. (One of the ones they tasted was recycled urine too, like astronauts get to drink.)

  • treebox
    0 points Jul 10,2018, 6:54pm

    Is this from The Merchant hotel in Belfast?

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I experienced voter intimidation while flying my airplane.

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

COMMENTS

  • mh006720
    2 points Jul 08,2018, 12:23pm

    Is that a euphemism for electile dysfunction?

COMMENTS

  • mh006720
    2 points Jul 08,2018, 12:23pm

    Is that a euphemism for electile dysfunction?

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That moment when you get all wings and no drumsticks. Thanks KFC!!!

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

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Our drive fits 3 cars on it perfectly unless someone blocks it. Gotta love school events...

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

COMMENTS

  • MenaFWM
    1 points Jul 05,2018, 7:53pm

    Three cars side by side I’m assuming. If you can’t get three in there still that would be your first world problem.

  • JDurr001
    1 points Jul 05,2018, 12:25pm

    Have it towed screw them there was enough room to not be a dick

  • missing_noway
    0 points Jul 05,2018, 1:21pm

    No yellows or double yellows. Fuck you, get less cars.

COMMENTS

  • MenaFWM
    1 points Jul 05,2018, 7:53pm

    Three cars side by side I’m assuming. If you can’t get three in there still that would be your first world problem.

  • JDurr001
    1 points Jul 05,2018, 12:25pm

    Have it towed screw them there was enough room to not be a dick

  • missing_noway
    0 points Jul 05,2018, 1:21pm

    No yellows or double yellows. Fuck you, get less cars.

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I experienced voter intimidation while flying my airplane.

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

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Was in charleston this week for work. Heading to the airport and saw saddest thing ever.

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

COMMENTS

  • edknarf
    1 points Jun 21,2018, 4:44pm

    What app is that?

COMMENTS

  • edknarf
    1 points Jun 21,2018, 4:44pm

    What app is that?

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Well this is weird

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

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Cut my finger at work and now I can't use the finger print reader to unlock my phone.

First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

COMMENTS

  • ScoobThaProblem
    3 points Jun 14,2018, 5:41pm

    Gotta register multiple fingers bro

  • Harbingerx81
    2 points Jun 14,2018, 5:53pm

    I thought everyone used their thumbs for this?

  • Diokilledme
    1 points Jun 14,2018, 5:43pm

    Did you already have your phone on? If so I envy your luck

COMMENTS

  • ScoobThaProblem
    3 points Jun 14,2018, 5:41pm

    Gotta register multiple fingers bro

  • Harbingerx81
    2 points Jun 14,2018, 5:53pm

    I thought everyone used their thumbs for this?

  • Diokilledme
    1 points Jun 14,2018, 5:43pm

    Did you already have your phone on? If so I envy your luck