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  • bigger_faggot
    9 points Feb 19,2019, 10:25am

    Yes I'm white also fuck white people

  • AloneAddiction
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 1:43pm

    I am going to see Captain Marvel and I'm taking my son to see it too.

    We're both pretty stoked to see it actually. Even if it's turns out it's not really that good we'll still have spent some good family time together. It does look good though.

    Not everything has to be about gender and identity politics.

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  • bigger_faggot
    9 points Feb 19,2019, 10:25am

    Yes I'm white also fuck white people

  • AloneAddiction
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 1:43pm

    I am going to see Captain Marvel and I'm taking my son to see it too.

    We're both pretty stoked to see it actually. Even if it's turns out it's not really that good we'll still have spent some good family time together. It does look good though.

    Not everything has to be about gender and identity politics.

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  • khasius9
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 5:32pm

    Quality press, at its best.

  • RandomManWithAnxiety
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 5:47pm

    Wait

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  • khasius9
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 5:32pm

    Quality press, at its best.

  • RandomManWithAnxiety
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 5:47pm

    Wait

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Lack of ‘Keep away from fire label’ does not make dressing gowns fireproof

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  • GusgusMadrona
    2 points Feb 19,2019, 2:47pm

    Kinda.... but lots of sleep garments include fire retardant materials, therefore ones which do not require a specific label stating such.

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  • GusgusMadrona
    2 points Feb 19,2019, 2:47pm

    Kinda.... but lots of sleep garments include fire retardant materials, therefore ones which do not require a specific label stating such.

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"Hay Trump said that he was going to make Mexicans pay the wall, so let us americans pay the wall" people are still paying!

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  • Pierre63170
    3 points Feb 19,2019, 11:07am

    $ 20,772,500 divided by 352,574, that is $58.92 per gift.

    Assuming the same gift level, there needs to be another 16.5 million people giving to make it to $1 billion.

  • badgehunter
    4 points Feb 19,2019, 8:39am

    ps: does anyone know a site where you could follow how fast the gofundme page is gathering money?

  • DrElectrons
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 11:55am

    How about putting people’s names on each brick they donate?

  • pandacat04
    0 points Feb 19,2019, 9:08am

    20 million is a drop in the bucket.

  • CrisProductions69
    -6 points Feb 19,2019, 8:46am

    That wall will be beautiful and I'm not from either Mexico or US.

  • JacobDerBauer
    -16 points Feb 19,2019, 9:05am

    I keep hearing opposition saying this. It's just a desperate attempt at a last word considering the wall is being built. People are literally shaking.

    The wall is going to pay for itself.

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  • Pierre63170
    3 points Feb 19,2019, 11:07am

    $ 20,772,500 divided by 352,574, that is $58.92 per gift.

    Assuming the same gift level, there needs to be another 16.5 million people giving to make it to $1 billion.

  • badgehunter
    4 points Feb 19,2019, 8:39am

    ps: does anyone know a site where you could follow how fast the gofundme page is gathering money?

  • DrElectrons
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 11:55am

    How about putting people’s names on each brick they donate?

  • Cthulhuwantedapepsi
    1 points Feb 19,2019, 12:33pm

    That song from The Wizard of Oz comes to mind when I see Trump.
    "If he only had a Brain....."

  • pandacat04
    0 points Feb 19,2019, 9:08am

    20 million is a drop in the bucket.

  • CrisProductions69
    -6 points Feb 19,2019, 8:46am

    That wall will be beautiful and I'm not from either Mexico or US.

  • JacobDerBauer
    -16 points Feb 19,2019, 9:05am

    I keep hearing opposition saying this. It's just a desperate attempt at a last word considering the wall is being built. People are literally shaking.

    The wall is going to pay for itself.

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Awaken from your sheeplesness

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  • IndelibleFudge
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 2:51pm

    It's true, this man has no sheep

  • pizzaheadbryan
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 3:02pm

    Our earth and our sun are communicating?

    “Hey, Sun. Just wanted to say you’ve been coming on pretty hard lately. What’s going on with that?”

    “What can I say? You can’t be orbiting around, taking off all that ozone and not expect something.”

  • theJacken
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:43pm

    To fix this we must subsidize sheep breeders so once again every man woman and child can have their own sheep.

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  • IndelibleFudge
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 2:51pm

    It's true, this man has no sheep

  • pizzaheadbryan
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 3:02pm

    Our earth and our sun are communicating?

    “Hey, Sun. Just wanted to say you’ve been coming on pretty hard lately. What’s going on with that?”

    “What can I say? You can’t be orbiting around, taking off all that ozone and not expect something.”

  • theJacken
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 3:43pm

    To fix this we must subsidize sheep breeders so once again every man woman and child can have their own sheep.

  • Lucky7Irish
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 4:49pm

    It's true... I am sheepless. Where have all the sheep gone???

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The clearance price on this deodorant is higher than the original price

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  • Boris740
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 11:42am

    You have a swift mind

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  • Boris740
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 11:42am

    You have a swift mind

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Telling a doctor to do their research

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  • I_are_facepalm
    172 points Feb 18,2019, 12:30pm

    Also have a PhD and work in pediatrics: I still hear stuff like this from well-meaning parents.

    They get this, "we'll just have to agree to disagree" tone and I just have to bite my tongue instead of listing all the reasons I am far more qualified than they are.

    I honestly just try and be supportive and let them know I understand their concerns, but also let them know they are on the wrong side of science and knowledge. Then I casually mock them to my colleagues over lunch. Not much else you can really do.

  • DanDeLion0921
    55 points Feb 18,2019, 11:49am

    "Research"- scrolling through Facebook for 45 minutes

  • DivinAGGIE
    31 points Feb 18,2019, 2:09pm

    Shame you are required by law to let the baby go home with a clueless idiot.

    Funny how the government can require seat belts, but not vaccinations. Something wrong with that picture.

  • cybercifrado
    8 points Feb 18,2019, 5:01pm
  • JustAnIdiotOnReddit
    10 points Feb 18,2019, 2:22pm

    Intelligence -100

  • coolduucks
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 3:10pm

    holy heck!

  • Wiggles69
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:31pm

    "Do some research" is up there with the most infuriating phrases of modern life. It's such a fucking cop out from ignorant jackasses that want to shut down the conversation since they don't have the knowledge to back up their claims.

    When you point out that you have done your research and it shows their claim is a tissue of lies they chuckle condescendingly and tell you to look up the Real research. You know, the bullshit youtube video that is just a stream of scary made up garbage.

    Anti vaxxers, 9/11 truthers, flat earthers, they all spout this shit.

  • FuckenBlackQuartz
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 4:36pm

    I can predict that humans going to exctint because of these mothers...

  • terryyouknow
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 7:11pm

    dO YouR reSEaCh

  • 3braincells
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 12:28pm

    bruh moment #7

  • Ayaya21
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 2:29pm

    Obviously we are surrounded by idiots

  • littlethadd
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 4:59pm

    I always want the pt2 where the doc hulk slams them but we never get it :/

  • lesmobile
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:18pm

    How is this still happening?

  • Mtcountryboy
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:06pm

    Sounds like y’all should both do your research

  • Petunia-Rivers
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:13pm

    I understand about 14% of the words in this post

  • Fiyero109
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:24pm

    Can’t wait for virally administered vaccines and these fools won’t be given a chance at all

  • broomecamel
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:34pm

    This stupidity makes me cry

  • JamesR624
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:39pm

    Until vaccinations are legally mandatory and not giving them to your children is considered child abuse, horrible deseases will keep rising and killing off huge chunks of innocent people. It’s so fucked up.

  • paul437
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:16pm

    What the actual fuck? You doctors have told people that theyre morbidly obese, that they have clogged arteries, that people have incurable cancer and pushed highly dangerous chemo on them anyway. You’ve involved yourselves in our sexual lives, exercise, diet and aggressively pursued public health agendas that have changed the lives of tens of millions of Americans and billions more worldwide. Suddenly vaccines are off limits to your preaching and expertise? What a huge pack of unrepentant cowards. Could it be that the anti-vax bastards might find somewhere else to spend their money? You became a doctor to do what’s right, especially when people don’t want to hear it. Fucking act like like the doctor you always hoped you would be. We are depending on you.

  • stansteamer
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:17pm

    To medical professionals: Is it mostly mothers who fall in this line of thinking? In my experience that seems to be the case but I don't want to jump to conclusions in my little bubble.

  • jftffi
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:43pm

    It’s America people, let it be

    Vaccines have helped to eliminate certain diseases but also allows the government to give you cancer and other deadly diseases

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  • I_are_facepalm
    172 points Feb 18,2019, 12:30pm

    Also have a PhD and work in pediatrics: I still hear stuff like this from well-meaning parents.

    They get this, "we'll just have to agree to disagree" tone and I just have to bite my tongue instead of listing all the reasons I am far more qualified than they are.

    I honestly just try and be supportive and let them know I understand their concerns, but also let them know they are on the wrong side of science and knowledge. Then I casually mock them to my colleagues over lunch. Not much else you can really do.

  • DanDeLion0921
    55 points Feb 18,2019, 11:49am

    "Research"- scrolling through Facebook for 45 minutes

  • DivinAGGIE
    31 points Feb 18,2019, 2:09pm

    Shame you are required by law to let the baby go home with a clueless idiot.

    Funny how the government can require seat belts, but not vaccinations. Something wrong with that picture.

  • work_account42
    20 points Feb 18,2019, 4:58pm

    In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability. Without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their competence or incompetence.

    The Dunning-Kruger effect

  • cybercifrado
    8 points Feb 18,2019, 5:01pm
  • JustAnIdiotOnReddit
    10 points Feb 18,2019, 2:22pm

    Intelligence -100

  • coolduucks
    3 points Feb 18,2019, 3:10pm

    holy heck!

  • Wiggles69
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:31pm

    "Do some research" is up there with the most infuriating phrases of modern life. It's such a fucking cop out from ignorant jackasses that want to shut down the conversation since they don't have the knowledge to back up their claims.

    When you point out that you have done your research and it shows their claim is a tissue of lies they chuckle condescendingly and tell you to look up the Real research. You know, the bullshit youtube video that is just a stream of scary made up garbage.

    Anti vaxxers, 9/11 truthers, flat earthers, they all spout this shit.

  • FuckenBlackQuartz
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 4:36pm

    I can predict that humans going to exctint because of these mothers...

  • terryyouknow
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 7:11pm

    dO YouR reSEaCh

  • 3braincells
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 12:28pm

    bruh moment #7

  • Ayaya21
    2 points Feb 18,2019, 2:29pm

    Obviously we are surrounded by idiots

  • littlethadd
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 4:59pm

    I always want the pt2 where the doc hulk slams them but we never get it :/

  • lesmobile
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 5:18pm

    How is this still happening?

  • Mtcountryboy
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:06pm

    Sounds like y’all should both do your research

  • Petunia-Rivers
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:13pm

    I understand about 14% of the words in this post

  • Fiyero109
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:24pm

    Can’t wait for virally administered vaccines and these fools won’t be given a chance at all

  • broomecamel
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:34pm

    This stupidity makes me cry

  • JamesR624
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:39pm

    Until vaccinations are legally mandatory and not giving them to your children is considered child abuse, horrible deseases will keep rising and killing off huge chunks of innocent people. It’s so fucked up.

  • paul437
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:16pm

    What the actual fuck? You doctors have told people that theyre morbidly obese, that they have clogged arteries, that people have incurable cancer and pushed highly dangerous chemo on them anyway. You’ve involved yourselves in our sexual lives, exercise, diet and aggressively pursued public health agendas that have changed the lives of tens of millions of Americans and billions more worldwide. Suddenly vaccines are off limits to your preaching and expertise? What a huge pack of unrepentant cowards. Could it be that the anti-vax bastards might find somewhere else to spend their money? You became a doctor to do what’s right, especially when people don’t want to hear it. Fucking act like like the doctor you always hoped you would be. We are depending on you.

  • stansteamer
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:17pm

    To medical professionals: Is it mostly mothers who fall in this line of thinking? In my experience that seems to be the case but I don't want to jump to conclusions in my little bubble.

  • jftffi
    1 points Feb 18,2019, 6:43pm

    It’s America people, let it be

    Vaccines have helped to eliminate certain diseases but also allows the government to give you cancer and other deadly diseases

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Some ‘adult’ at my old high school approved this voting category...

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  • SuperSlick95
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 6:30pm

    Are you sure it wasn't some stupid club that organized the yearbook?

  • Eki75
    5 points Feb 17,2019, 2:31pm

    Wow, that’s pretty messed up.

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  • SuperSlick95
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 6:30pm

    Are you sure it wasn't some stupid club that organized the yearbook?

  • Eki75
    5 points Feb 17,2019, 2:31pm

    Wow, that’s pretty messed up.

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Ok

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  • R3typ3
    20 points Feb 17,2019, 4:52am

    what the fuck

  • Armybob112
    11 points Feb 17,2019, 5:03am

    It should create lift even at Walking Speed, shouldn't it?

    1g lift should be achievable!

  • Lost-without-you
    6 points Feb 17,2019, 5:04am

    With a name like krispyshorts you gotta know this guy is like second to god or some shit

  • DivX_Greg
    3 points Feb 17,2019, 5:42am

    is he that fuckjerry dude?

  • xnullpointerx
    3 points Feb 17,2019, 10:38am

    “Jane, you irrogate slut!”

  • 12ryanjackson
    4 points Feb 17,2019, 5:58am

    "to create life"Well damn, I guess that rules out a plane as our potential creators

  • divrack-spamhound
    2 points Feb 17,2019, 5:32am

    Im hoping it was a bit

  • rKenos
    2 points Feb 17,2019, 11:49am

    KRISPYSHORTS LMFAO

  • EldritchB
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 5:38am

    We'll lift the plane ourselves..

  • -----deleted--------
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 6:21am

    Thank god for the massive yellow circle or I would have been so confused.

  • McGubbins
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 7:08am

    May the care force be with you.

  • konrad-iturbe
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 10:46am

    This has so many layers

  • TheronEpic
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 11:53am

    That second person might have r/atetheonion (unless he’s going along with it)

  • skeeterburke
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 12:55pm

    Do people add typos on purpose nowadays, is that what's hip? I'm over 40 now so I have to ask. What's with all the bad spelling?? It's EVERYWHERE

  • Epicjay2008
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 4:28pm

    R/uselesscircle

  • rockydoo1
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 5:17pm

    Some people don't understand sarcasm and exaggeration

  • Ack_Ack_
    -1 points Feb 17,2019, 10:52am

    *White people*

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  • R3typ3
    20 points Feb 17,2019, 4:52am

    what the fuck

  • Armybob112
    11 points Feb 17,2019, 5:03am

    It should create lift even at Walking Speed, shouldn't it?

    1g lift should be achievable!

  • Lost-without-you
    6 points Feb 17,2019, 5:04am

    With a name like krispyshorts you gotta know this guy is like second to god or some shit

  • TheRealOneTwo
    5 points Feb 17,2019, 5:47am

    Isn't this how airplanes worked on the Flintstones?

  • DivX_Greg
    3 points Feb 17,2019, 5:42am

    is he that fuckjerry dude?

  • xnullpointerx
    3 points Feb 17,2019, 10:38am

    “Jane, you irrogate slut!”

  • 12ryanjackson
    4 points Feb 17,2019, 5:58am

    "to create life"Well damn, I guess that rules out a plane as our potential creators

  • divrack-spamhound
    2 points Feb 17,2019, 5:32am

    Im hoping it was a bit

  • rKenos
    2 points Feb 17,2019, 11:49am

    KRISPYSHORTS LMFAO

  • EldritchB
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 5:38am

    We'll lift the plane ourselves..

  • -----deleted--------
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 6:21am

    Thank god for the massive yellow circle or I would have been so confused.

  • McGubbins
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 7:08am

    May the care force be with you.

  • konrad-iturbe
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 10:46am

    This has so many layers

  • TheronEpic
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 11:53am

    That second person might have r/atetheonion (unless he’s going along with it)

  • skeeterburke
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 12:55pm

    Do people add typos on purpose nowadays, is that what's hip? I'm over 40 now so I have to ask. What's with all the bad spelling?? It's EVERYWHERE

  • Epicjay2008
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 4:28pm

    R/uselesscircle

  • rockydoo1
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 5:17pm

    Some people don't understand sarcasm and exaggeration

  • Ack_Ack_
    -1 points Feb 17,2019, 10:52am

    *White people*

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Punching a police officer in the balls

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  • Xis_a_dong
    22 points Feb 17,2019, 3:11pm

    That's not brutality. Hit anyone in the balls and that is what happens.

  • michilio
    12 points Feb 17,2019, 3:17pm

    Drunk guy uses dickpunch

    It does small damage

    Cop uses throatpunch

    IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • iam_nobody
    7 points Feb 17,2019, 3:03pm
  • KatIsPhenominal
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 6:15pm

    I love how the gf tried to calm the cop down. And he's just like "bitch, back the fuck up"

  • stogiesbogies
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 4:41pm

    Throat rips all day

  • nurpdawg
    -2 points Feb 17,2019, 3:13pm

    Sweet

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  • Xis_a_dong
    22 points Feb 17,2019, 3:11pm

    That's not brutality. Hit anyone in the balls and that is what happens.

  • michilio
    12 points Feb 17,2019, 3:17pm

    Drunk guy uses dickpunch

    It does small damage

    Cop uses throatpunch

    IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • iam_nobody
    7 points Feb 17,2019, 3:03pm
  • hoorayb33r
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 4:17pm

    Two more for the turkey

  • KatIsPhenominal
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 6:15pm

    I love how the gf tried to calm the cop down. And he's just like "bitch, back the fuck up"

  • stogiesbogies
    1 points Feb 17,2019, 4:41pm

    Throat rips all day

  • nurpdawg
    -2 points Feb 17,2019, 3:13pm

    Sweet