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Thanks for the warning, Courier Mail.

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  • oyeamrcrabs
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:41pm

    Oops

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  • oyeamrcrabs
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:41pm

    Oops

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Sticky situation at the Chrysler plant.

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  • Ol-Tizzy
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 4:27pm

    I’ve lost count of how many versions of this fake ‘NOTICE’ I’ve seen here... please try to be at least a tiny bit original

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  • Ol-Tizzy
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 4:27pm

    I’ve lost count of how many versions of this fake ‘NOTICE’ I’ve seen here... please try to be at least a tiny bit original

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That's not Richard Branson 🤦

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She says she loves iphones and that's clearly the case.

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  • mikey-mooth
    105 points Dec 13,2018, 9:53am

    but... then where is the camera?

  • quiche-eater
    83 points Dec 13,2018, 8:57am

    Gotta take that picture somehow isn’t it

  • anhartsunny
    33 points Dec 13,2018, 9:27am

    she is obviously smelling the case where the iphone had been.

  • clairemp123
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 3:41pm

    I upvoted this just for the pun in the title. 10/10

  • striped_frog
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 10:05am

    Title game is on point

  • que_xopa
    16 points Dec 13,2018, 8:57am

    Title credit goes to /u/hidden_admin who had top comment on post by /u/MarkE_P00P1TY_SC00P before it was removed for not censoring usernames.

  • RyanG317
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 3:45pm

    Nice double entendre.

  • jennii93
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 4:52pm

    Upvoted because I see what you did there

  • Account_93
    5 points Dec 13,2018, 1:13pm

    I assume she hasn't got a mirror and used the phones front camera to take the picture.

  • draino_soup1
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 3:33pm

    She’s trying to make her nose look like the camera 😂

  • GanValZimm
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 5:24pm

    That wordplay though.

  • ireallyamnotblack
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 5:32pm

    Oof.

  • SoapyTheMonkey
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 6:05pm

    Upvoted just for the title pun, well played!

  • legendoftheeast
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 6:43pm

    How’d she take the picture?🤔

  • aguygoesintoabar
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:37pm

    When you want to take a selfie but you don't have a mirror.

  • An_Underminer
    -1 points Dec 13,2018, 1:58pm

    REPOST

  • NotADamnPopTart
    0 points Dec 13,2018, 4:40pm

    Reee

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  • mikey-mooth
    105 points Dec 13,2018, 9:53am

    but... then where is the camera?

  • quiche-eater
    83 points Dec 13,2018, 8:57am

    Gotta take that picture somehow isn’t it

  • anhartsunny
    33 points Dec 13,2018, 9:27am

    she is obviously smelling the case where the iphone had been.

  • Kevvin33
    20 points Dec 13,2018, 9:22am

    He. I see what you did there.

  • clairemp123
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 3:41pm

    I upvoted this just for the pun in the title. 10/10

  • striped_frog
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 10:05am

    Title game is on point

  • que_xopa
    16 points Dec 13,2018, 8:57am

    Title credit goes to /u/hidden_admin who had top comment on post by /u/MarkE_P00P1TY_SC00P before it was removed for not censoring usernames.

  • RyanG317
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 3:45pm

    Nice double entendre.

  • jennii93
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 4:52pm

    Upvoted because I see what you did there

  • Account_93
    5 points Dec 13,2018, 1:13pm

    I assume she hasn't got a mirror and used the phones front camera to take the picture.

  • draino_soup1
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 3:33pm

    She’s trying to make her nose look like the camera 😂

  • GanValZimm
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 5:24pm

    That wordplay though.

  • ireallyamnotblack
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 5:32pm

    Oof.

  • SoapyTheMonkey
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 6:05pm

    Upvoted just for the title pun, well played!

  • legendoftheeast
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 6:43pm

    How’d she take the picture?🤔

  • aguygoesintoabar
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:37pm

    When you want to take a selfie but you don't have a mirror.

  • An_Underminer
    -1 points Dec 13,2018, 1:58pm

    REPOST

  • NotADamnPopTart
    0 points Dec 13,2018, 4:40pm

    Reee

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No, what's ''criminal'' is using a picture of an iPhone for a story about Android!

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  • sullyc1011
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 12:41pm

    A first generation iPhone at that.

  • asimons04
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 2:18pm

    The real face palm is not closing PokeGenie before taking a screen cap.

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  • sullyc1011
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 12:41pm

    A first generation iPhone at that.

  • asimons04
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 2:18pm

    The real face palm is not closing PokeGenie before taking a screen cap.

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Checkmate atheists

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  • CUKA-BLYAT
    22 points Dec 12,2018, 12:25pm

    Ah yes, the four religions Agnostic, Atheist, Christian and Muslim.

  • SniperGG
    9 points Dec 12,2018, 2:43pm

    He looks like to have gone threw a mid life crisis lol but it's lasting 10 years

  • Tramirezmma
    10 points Dec 12,2018, 11:24am

    Lol Onision is still a thing?

  • stink-salad
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 3:54pm

    A god of unbiased statistics

  • moderately_gay
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:31pm

    at first I didn't realize this was an onision post

  • mfshadow
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:41pm

    Apparently all you need to do to win an argument is completely misrepresent your opponent’s position. So simple!!!

  • sourgirl64
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 1:50pm

    Um You left out a bizillion other choices.

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  • CUKA-BLYAT
    22 points Dec 12,2018, 12:25pm

    Ah yes, the four religions Agnostic, Atheist, Christian and Muslim.

  • SniperGG
    9 points Dec 12,2018, 2:43pm

    He looks like to have gone threw a mid life crisis lol but it's lasting 10 years

  • Tramirezmma
    10 points Dec 12,2018, 11:24am

    Lol Onision is still a thing?

  • InsertWitt
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 1:28pm

    So is he like defending Christian and Muslim religion by talking down on people who don't follow religion?

  • stink-salad
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 3:54pm

    A god of unbiased statistics

  • moderately_gay
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:31pm

    at first I didn't realize this was an onision post

  • mfshadow
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:41pm

    Apparently all you need to do to win an argument is completely misrepresent your opponent’s position. So simple!!!

  • sourgirl64
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 1:50pm

    Um You left out a bizillion other choices.

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My Girlfriend

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  • Mobilfan
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:32pm

    Nah that actually happens if you think about a word long enough

  • Ninjames27
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:43pm

    Fire, fired and fiery for future reference

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  • Mobilfan
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:32pm

    Nah that actually happens if you think about a word long enough

  • Ninjames27
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:43pm

    Fire, fired and fiery for future reference

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Someone's getting fired.

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  • vinayaksr3
    8 points Dec 12,2018, 8:04am

    Link to tweet image by Mkbhd. The original post has been deleted apparently.

  • LoompaOompa
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 10:21am

    As someone whose job requires a laptop, it is so strange to me how common it is for people to compose and post official tweets for their company from their phones.

    I would have thought that someone publishing marketing materials would have an easier time doing it from a real computer, but I guess that's an incorrect assumption.

  • TimIsHereToSmash
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:25am

    Ooof

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  • vinayaksr3
    8 points Dec 12,2018, 8:04am

    Link to tweet image by Mkbhd. The original post has been deleted apparently.

  • LoompaOompa
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 10:21am

    As someone whose job requires a laptop, it is so strange to me how common it is for people to compose and post official tweets for their company from their phones.

    I would have thought that someone publishing marketing materials would have an easier time doing it from a real computer, but I guess that's an incorrect assumption.

  • TimIsHereToSmash
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:25am

    Ooof

  • Kapowdonkboum
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 9:54am

    F

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Too much confidence

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  • mukesh610
    171 points Dec 11,2018, 11:35pm
  • meat_popsicle13
    136 points Dec 11,2018, 11:26pm

    I enjoyed this several times.

  • ProbablyMyRealName
    156 points Dec 11,2018, 11:39pm

    See those numbers they’re wearing? They have RFID timing chips in them. So many people run these races that it takes several minutes for everyone to cross the start line. The timing chips time how long it takes from start to finish. The person that crosses the finish line first is meaningless. It’s elapsed time that counts. Any of these three (or none of them) could have won the race.

  • Yeetboi7000lmao
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:54am

    Oh, so ur that dick from accounting. Smh

  • MrKADtastic
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:00am

    To be fair. The two in the front showed good sportsmanship and probably didn't even know the other was behind them.

  • SpiritualButter
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:17am

    I find it so satisfying when people celebrate too early and it all goes tits up

  • williamthebloody1
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:34am

    Never celebrating before winning

  • Platocratese
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:52am

    Pride cometh before a fall.

  • Lazergamer1845
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:54am
  • Zzellama
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:55am

    insert Halo: Reach narration voice

    Yoink.

  • amir_nawed
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:56am

    That's a repost from like yesterday

  • TheRealBeardface
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:18am

    How many times will the be reposted today?

  • WhatTheFuckKanye
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:17am
  • ColaJake
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:48am

    About time I see u/dickfromaccounting on the front page

  • ThatAnnoyingDutchGuy
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:57am

    There are a lot of these on youtube, entire compilations even.
    Never celebrate to early!

  • Explosive_Ducks
    -2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:01am

    Always bet on black

  • FrontMeatExpress
    0 points Dec 11,2018, 11:22pm

    Haha dummies

  • Question-everythings
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:10am

    "How's that for affirmative action, bitches!?"

  • hung4funTX
    -8 points Dec 12,2018, 12:14am

    Her shadow came up behind her

  • billclay55raiders
    -9 points Dec 12,2018, 12:22am

    Always bet on black girls when it’s race day.

  • IntelligentAbhi007
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:37am

    The winner is a black_knee_grow

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  • mukesh610
    171 points Dec 11,2018, 11:35pm
  • meat_popsicle13
    136 points Dec 11,2018, 11:26pm

    I enjoyed this several times.

  • ProbablyMyRealName
    156 points Dec 11,2018, 11:39pm

    See those numbers they’re wearing? They have RFID timing chips in them. So many people run these races that it takes several minutes for everyone to cross the start line. The timing chips time how long it takes from start to finish. The person that crosses the finish line first is meaningless. It’s elapsed time that counts. Any of these three (or none of them) could have won the race.

  • RaVanuk
    14 points Dec 11,2018, 11:46pm

    Got em

  • Yeetboi7000lmao
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:54am

    Oh, so ur that dick from accounting. Smh

  • MrKADtastic
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:00am

    To be fair. The two in the front showed good sportsmanship and probably didn't even know the other was behind them.

  • SpiritualButter
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:17am

    I find it so satisfying when people celebrate too early and it all goes tits up

  • williamthebloody1
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:34am

    Never celebrating before winning

  • Platocratese
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:52am

    Pride cometh before a fall.

  • Lazergamer1845
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:54am
  • Zzellama
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:55am

    insert Halo: Reach narration voice

    Yoink.

  • amir_nawed
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:56am

    That's a repost from like yesterday

  • TheRealBeardface
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:18am

    How many times will the be reposted today?

  • WhatTheFuckKanye
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:17am
  • ColaJake
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:48am

    About time I see u/dickfromaccounting on the front page

  • ThatAnnoyingDutchGuy
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:57am

    There are a lot of these on youtube, entire compilations even.
    Never celebrate to early!

  • Explosive_Ducks
    -2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:01am

    Always bet on black

  • FrontMeatExpress
    0 points Dec 11,2018, 11:22pm

    Haha dummies

  • Question-everythings
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:10am

    "How's that for affirmative action, bitches!?"

  • hung4funTX
    -8 points Dec 12,2018, 12:14am

    Her shadow came up behind her

  • billclay55raiders
    -9 points Dec 12,2018, 12:22am

    Always bet on black girls when it’s race day.

  • IntelligentAbhi007
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:37am

    The winner is a black_knee_grow

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I answered a question 4 years ago and turbo tax keeps reminding me how unhelpful I am.

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