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Nice try, Mr Foreign Secretary

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  • NerdGuyLol
    13 points Jun 19,2019, 10:39am

    Hang on who's the face palm here?

  • madjackslam
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 10:42am

    Also, the guys in these debates have been in power for the last nine years. Seems like an odd strategy for them to point out what a dreadful job they've been doing.

  • mdfitzs
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:56am

    Hunt. With an H. Not a C

  • jb20x6
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 8:16am

    It's ok, metric is tricky

  • SmellsOfTeenBullshit
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 1:29pm

    I think your surnames spelt wrong mr Hunt.

  • penguin62
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13pm

    All the tories are lying bastards. We're getting Boris fucking Johnson as our next PM. God help us.

  • shivermetimbers68
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 2:48pm

    School leaver?

    lmao

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  • NerdGuyLol
    13 points Jun 19,2019, 10:39am

    Hang on who's the face palm here?

  • madjackslam
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 10:42am

    Also, the guys in these debates have been in power for the last nine years. Seems like an odd strategy for them to point out what a dreadful job they've been doing.

  • mdfitzs
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:56am

    Hunt. With an H. Not a C

  • ButtsexEurope
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 11:24am

    I don’t get it. I’d say that “25% of kids can’t read” is acceptable shorthand for “can’t read satisfactorily for their grade level.” “Functionally illiterate” isn’t that much different than “illiterate.”

  • jb20x6
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 8:16am

    It's ok, metric is tricky

  • SmellsOfTeenBullshit
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 1:29pm

    I think your surnames spelt wrong mr Hunt.

  • penguin62
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13pm

    All the tories are lying bastards. We're getting Boris fucking Johnson as our next PM. God help us.

  • shivermetimbers68
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 2:48pm

    School leaver?

    lmao

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You had one job...

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  • ServetPleach
    108 points Jun 19,2019, 5:22am

    Plot twist:

    Real instructions were:

    "please make it not obvious that I ordered a dozen dildos!"

  • Jcjase77Zyrian
    65 points Jun 19,2019, 5:23am

    Its delivery instructions not packing instructions...

  • sno_boarder
    47 points Jun 19,2019, 6:02am

    To be fair, OP typed that into the delivery instructions which are intended for the delivery person. They don't even read these at the warehouse, they just print it and slap it on the box for the UPS/FedEx/USPS delivery truck guy.

  • Bigringcycling
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 2:59pm

    Facepalm because they put the note in the delivery instructions? Seems like the fault is on the person that did the ordering.

  • ServetPleach
    9 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13am

    That's not what delivery instructions are for. They're to help the person delivering find out where to put the package.

  • angrytomato98
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    The people who pack the box won’t even see that message

  • jcommer
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:24am

    Return address: The Not-a-Party Supply Store

  • dulun18
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:36am

    and you left the order number in the picture..

  • Very_good_food-_-
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:56pm
  • Leaked99
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    Let’s get an f in the comments for this guy

  • jeezumsWTF
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:14am

    Yes, it's not their job to do extra work. Be better at being a daughter

  • First-2-Know
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:38am

    Nice repost

  • Joni2804
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 7:40am

    RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Justananononreddit
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:56pm

    Blatant repost that has even made its way to facebook at this point, gets nearly 900 upvotes. Welcome to reddit

  • Dangerdude40
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:24am

    Did your mom see this?

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  • ServetPleach
    108 points Jun 19,2019, 5:22am

    Plot twist:

    Real instructions were:

    "please make it not obvious that I ordered a dozen dildos!"

  • Jcjase77Zyrian
    65 points Jun 19,2019, 5:23am

    Its delivery instructions not packing instructions...

  • sno_boarder
    47 points Jun 19,2019, 6:02am

    To be fair, OP typed that into the delivery instructions which are intended for the delivery person. They don't even read these at the warehouse, they just print it and slap it on the box for the UPS/FedEx/USPS delivery truck guy.

  • DemonicDevice
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 5:43am

    How did they think the delivery person was going to read the delivery instructions? X-ray vision?

  • Bigringcycling
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 2:59pm

    Facepalm because they put the note in the delivery instructions? Seems like the fault is on the person that did the ordering.

  • ServetPleach
    9 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13am

    That's not what delivery instructions are for. They're to help the person delivering find out where to put the package.

  • angrytomato98
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    The people who pack the box won’t even see that message

  • jcommer
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:24am

    Return address: The Not-a-Party Supply Store

  • dulun18
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:36am

    and you left the order number in the picture..

  • Very_good_food-_-
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:56pm
  • Leaked99
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    Let’s get an f in the comments for this guy

  • jeezumsWTF
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:14am

    Yes, it's not their job to do extra work. Be better at being a daughter

  • First-2-Know
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:38am

    Nice repost

  • Joni2804
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 7:40am

    RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Justananononreddit
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:56pm

    Blatant repost that has even made its way to facebook at this point, gets nearly 900 upvotes. Welcome to reddit

  • Dangerdude40
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:24am

    Did your mom see this?

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  • Fugnasty
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:26pm

    not really a face-palm. if you didn't pay it and they sent you a fine im sure you'd be pissed. because they never sent you anything telling you you had to pay.

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  • Fugnasty
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:26pm

    not really a face-palm. if you didn't pay it and they sent you a fine im sure you'd be pissed. because they never sent you anything telling you you had to pay.

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So... did he pass the drug test? Something tells me he did not.

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  • PunchBeard
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 1:43pm

    That's sort of power move in my book.

  • Mr_31415
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:43pm

    He drove a Pick-up in Germany, that says everything you need to know, there are only very few very special people in Germany who drive those, and those chaps mostly aren't all that bright

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  • PunchBeard
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 1:43pm

    That's sort of power move in my book.

  • Mr_31415
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:43pm

    He drove a Pick-up in Germany, that says everything you need to know, there are only very few very special people in Germany who drive those, and those chaps mostly aren't all that bright

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I wonder what her punishment for first amendment violations would be.

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  • 4204204204200
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:53pm

    If they dont leave.... where would you deport them too??

  • amhap
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:20pm

    I I think this punishment is fair

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  • 4204204204200
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:53pm

    If they dont leave.... where would you deport them too??

  • amhap
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:20pm

    I I think this punishment is fair

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Yes that is indeed an actual person surviving a crash test ...

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  • georgeburkee
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 5:36pm

    Wow what a dummy.

  • Wiolli
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:28pm

    Ah yes. I too was a crash driver. I’m so damaged that this sort of posts don’t even affect me anymore

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  • georgeburkee
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 5:36pm

    Wow what a dummy.

  • Wiolli
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:28pm

    Ah yes. I too was a crash driver. I’m so damaged that this sort of posts don’t even affect me anymore

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Found this on Twitter

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  • evasivecorn
    9 points Jun 18,2019, 12:48pm

    The first guy sounds like the average baby boomer

  • dirtypotlicker
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 5:28pm

    Yes because under capitalism things never break.

  • badwolfrider
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 5:37pm

    I think the original comment in the picture is more on the time it takes to fix something that is broken. Not saying that it is true. But the response in the snapshot missed the point.

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  • evasivecorn
    9 points Jun 18,2019, 12:48pm

    The first guy sounds like the average baby boomer

  • dirtypotlicker
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 5:28pm

    Yes because under capitalism things never break.

  • badwolfrider
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 5:37pm

    I think the original comment in the picture is more on the time it takes to fix something that is broken. Not saying that it is true. But the response in the snapshot missed the point.

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Pakistani politician accidentally livestreams press conference using the cat filter

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  • Robearito
    3 points Jun 17,2019, 10:53am

    Could be a brilliant tactic to gain more press then just label it an "accident".

  • HamzaTheUselessOne
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 1:19pm

    Nya~~

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  • Robearito
    3 points Jun 17,2019, 10:53am

    Could be a brilliant tactic to gain more press then just label it an "accident".

  • HamzaTheUselessOne
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 1:19pm

    Nya~~

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Cows gonna moo, dogs gonna bark, racists gonna racist

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  • Chevytt9000R
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 8:10pm

    It's like common knowledge w all the repeating of blacks can't be racist

  • Mrkrabsboi
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 1:35pm

    I’m like most churches don’t rape kids but ok

  • I-Make-New-Act
    -2 points Jun 17,2019, 2:00pm

    Blue man racist.

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  • Chevytt9000R
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 8:10pm

    It's like common knowledge w all the repeating of blacks can't be racist

  • Mrkrabsboi
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 1:35pm

    I’m like most churches don’t rape kids but ok

  • I-Make-New-Act
    -2 points Jun 17,2019, 2:00pm

    Blue man racist.

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Apparently Greece wasn't gay at all

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COMMENTS

  • s4mmyc4k3s
    489 points Jun 17,2019, 3:02am

    Dear god in heaven - people are actually this stupid.

  • DanielBWeston
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:06am

    I mean, it's not like the word 'lesbian' was derived from the name of one of the Greek islands or anything.../s

  • Pipkin81
    260 points Jun 17,2019, 4:00am

    This hurt me physically. Much like the butts of young boys in ancient Greece.

  • panther1994
    122 points Jun 17,2019, 3:14am

    Haha man this guy is confusing Greeks for Romans even then the Romans took awhile to go Christian

  • herecomesjohnny420
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:05am

    Didn't AC Odyssey happen before Jesus rose to the top of the charts?

  • darkespeon64
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 5:53am

    it was actually considered weird to not have sex with your male best friend

  • taesto
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:23am

    And they followed Christianity? Ah yes, I remember now their one god system that every polis followed, what even is a Pantheon?

  • theglenlovinet
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:54am

    Historical Realism? Bruh, there are giant monsters in this game...

  • notsocommon_folk
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:19am

    It wasn't illegal, but also it wasn't the greatest. It really had to do with the city-state.

    The thing is that we still love shagging one another. But you ought to say " Όχι ομοφυλόφυλα πουτσαρά μου" afterwards.

    It is known.

  • nxmee2010
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:02am

    Feckin greeks... they invented gayness!

  • piggie1975
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:44am

    Homosexuality was a privilege in Ancient Greece, why are people this stupid?Rich, free men were allowed to have sexual intercourse with other men, only slaves and lower ranked people were not.

  • Slimey0704
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:23am

    Lol being gay in ancient Greece was actually admirable by people because it meant real love, without natural instincts

  • TuckzyBoi
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:40am

    Ancient Greece came up with Anal, You expect me to believe that they didn’t get the ideas from man on man?!

  • jimaras17_OFFicial
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:49am

    Im from Greece

  • rhu91
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:07am

    Wasn’t Ancient Greece just a big orgy all together ?

  • fourfiguresalary
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:08am

    Tuition for men in Greece was paid with their butt cheeks.

  • LittleBastard
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:12am

    Press B to "Synchronize" with your new male friend. L+A to Leap for Love.

  • tedkaldis
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:15am

    I'm Greek and I'm confused

  • SIrisKiO
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:16am

    Ancient Greeks were bi right?

  • adventuregrime
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:19am

    Someone please get this man a time machine and a bucket of lubricant or goats blood or whatever they used to fuck eachothers butts back then

  • TFOLLT
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:19am

    As a christian this is hilarious. Christianity didn't even exist during ancients Greece's time xD

  • fbvvvghhvbl
    6 points Jun 17,2019, 3:04am

    Pederasty for anyone interested

  • Lachlan-Omega
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:00am

    Didn't Christianity only appear around the 1100s?

  • KrystalWolfy
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:02am

    Well they made statuas of naked men

  • Stalked_Like_Corn
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:11am

    I think I'm the stupid one today. I was sitting here thinking the facepalm was that he would think Greeks wouldn't be gay. Then 15 minutes later I come back, I'm fucking stupid.

  • aneccentricgamer
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:13am

    Tbh there are plenty of historical inaccuracies in odyssey for politics he could point out like how you can enter the Olympics even when playing as a female, but no this idiot goes for ‘its too gay.’ Plus you called argue even if it was historically inaccurate to be gay in Ancient Greece (which it wasn’t) the game lets you choose so you can just play ultra historically accurate.

  • _night_cat
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:20am

    They didn’t just use olive oil for cooking...

  • salted_toothpaste
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:21am

    Poseidon is rolling in the deep

  • MinnowTheFish
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:21am

    Someone has probably already said this but the Greeks were a hell lot more than gay and bisexual...

  • kaso175
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:25am

    Does it matter if they follow it or not?

    They are gay either way lmao

  • sowillo
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:26am
  • OpprobriousSlam
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:26am

    The ancient Greeks and Romans weren't exactly gay in the way we see it today. Most young men would basically partner up with an older man who would teach him how to be a man (and also fuck.) When the younger man came of age and ready to marry, they would typically partner up with a woman. Rinse/repeat.

  • Scicat23
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:27am

    Greece was hella gay

  • milopitas
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:28am

    Everyone was bi propably. I mean plato in politeia proposes abolishment of the nuclear family and instead every man mating with every women in order that everyone sees and treats every child as their own. How can you call someone who fucked the entire female population of a city gay, was more like a bonus round I guess

  • Karaethon22
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:17am

    I guess he is confusing Greece and Rome? Explains the Christianity thing. But still LOL at the idea that either ancient Greece or ancient Rome was that homophobic. They were not.

  • Kienan95
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:19am

    Brah they were super gay. Most women where married just to bair children haha.

  • tupe12
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:46am

    Even when I was 11 I knew Ancient Greece was wackier then that

  • _ViewyEvening87
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:23am

    As a Greek person myself I can say that this is offending

  • MikeVK014
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:14am

    Jesus was not even born in that time

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  • s4mmyc4k3s
    489 points Jun 17,2019, 3:02am

    Dear god in heaven - people are actually this stupid.

  • DanielBWeston
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:06am

    I mean, it's not like the word 'lesbian' was derived from the name of one of the Greek islands or anything.../s

  • Pipkin81
    260 points Jun 17,2019, 4:00am

    This hurt me physically. Much like the butts of young boys in ancient Greece.

  • michilio
    48 points Jun 17,2019, 3:03am

    Ancient Greece was hipster and just was into Christianity before it was big

  • panther1994
    122 points Jun 17,2019, 3:14am

    Haha man this guy is confusing Greeks for Romans even then the Romans took awhile to go Christian

  • herecomesjohnny420
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:05am

    Didn't AC Odyssey happen before Jesus rose to the top of the charts?

  • darkespeon64
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 5:53am

    it was actually considered weird to not have sex with your male best friend

  • taesto
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:23am

    And they followed Christianity? Ah yes, I remember now their one god system that every polis followed, what even is a Pantheon?

  • theglenlovinet
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:54am

    Historical Realism? Bruh, there are giant monsters in this game...

  • notsocommon_folk
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:19am

    It wasn't illegal, but also it wasn't the greatest. It really had to do with the city-state.

    The thing is that we still love shagging one another. But you ought to say " Όχι ομοφυλόφυλα πουτσαρά μου" afterwards.

    It is known.

  • nxmee2010
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:02am

    Feckin greeks... they invented gayness!

  • piggie1975
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:44am

    Homosexuality was a privilege in Ancient Greece, why are people this stupid?Rich, free men were allowed to have sexual intercourse with other men, only slaves and lower ranked people were not.

  • Slimey0704
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:23am

    Lol being gay in ancient Greece was actually admirable by people because it meant real love, without natural instincts

  • TuckzyBoi
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:40am

    Ancient Greece came up with Anal, You expect me to believe that they didn’t get the ideas from man on man?!

  • jimaras17_OFFicial
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:49am

    Im from Greece

  • rhu91
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:07am

    Wasn’t Ancient Greece just a big orgy all together ?

  • fourfiguresalary
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:08am

    Tuition for men in Greece was paid with their butt cheeks.

  • LittleBastard
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:12am

    Press B to "Synchronize" with your new male friend. L+A to Leap for Love.

  • tedkaldis
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:15am

    I'm Greek and I'm confused

  • SIrisKiO
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:16am

    Ancient Greeks were bi right?

  • adventuregrime
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:19am

    Someone please get this man a time machine and a bucket of lubricant or goats blood or whatever they used to fuck eachothers butts back then

  • TFOLLT
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:19am

    As a christian this is hilarious. Christianity didn't even exist during ancients Greece's time xD

  • fbvvvghhvbl
    6 points Jun 17,2019, 3:04am

    Pederasty for anyone interested

  • Lachlan-Omega
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:00am

    Didn't Christianity only appear around the 1100s?

  • KrystalWolfy
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:02am

    Well they made statuas of naked men

  • Stalked_Like_Corn
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:11am

    I think I'm the stupid one today. I was sitting here thinking the facepalm was that he would think Greeks wouldn't be gay. Then 15 minutes later I come back, I'm fucking stupid.

  • aneccentricgamer
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:13am

    Tbh there are plenty of historical inaccuracies in odyssey for politics he could point out like how you can enter the Olympics even when playing as a female, but no this idiot goes for ‘its too gay.’ Plus you called argue even if it was historically inaccurate to be gay in Ancient Greece (which it wasn’t) the game lets you choose so you can just play ultra historically accurate.

  • _night_cat
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:20am

    They didn’t just use olive oil for cooking...

  • salted_toothpaste
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:21am

    Poseidon is rolling in the deep

  • MinnowTheFish
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:21am

    Someone has probably already said this but the Greeks were a hell lot more than gay and bisexual...

  • kaso175
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:25am

    Does it matter if they follow it or not?

    They are gay either way lmao

  • sowillo
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:26am
  • OpprobriousSlam
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:26am

    The ancient Greeks and Romans weren't exactly gay in the way we see it today. Most young men would basically partner up with an older man who would teach him how to be a man (and also fuck.) When the younger man came of age and ready to marry, they would typically partner up with a woman. Rinse/repeat.

  • Scicat23
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:27am

    Greece was hella gay

  • milopitas
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:28am

    Everyone was bi propably. I mean plato in politeia proposes abolishment of the nuclear family and instead every man mating with every women in order that everyone sees and treats every child as their own. How can you call someone who fucked the entire female population of a city gay, was more like a bonus round I guess

  • Karaethon22
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:17am

    I guess he is confusing Greece and Rome? Explains the Christianity thing. But still LOL at the idea that either ancient Greece or ancient Rome was that homophobic. They were not.

  • Kienan95
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:19am

    Brah they were super gay. Most women where married just to bair children haha.

  • tupe12
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:46am

    Even when I was 11 I knew Ancient Greece was wackier then that

  • _ViewyEvening87
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 7:23am

    As a Greek person myself I can say that this is offending

  • MikeVK014
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 6:14am

    Jesus was not even born in that time