Was your dad a GI?
Conversations between Trump and Elizabeth Warren are less formal than I would have expected.
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I tend to say, "what kind of brown are you?" but i'm also brown so i might be getting a free pass on it.
What's with the "But, yeah"???
Don’t be indigenous
"Whats your diversity?"
"Like, you know, how many parts are you NOT straight, white male?"
Nah he wants to know your diversity so he can ethnicify your stock portfolio.
You shouldnt judge someone cuz they speaks not as goodly as you
People in North Carolina
Read your fucking text messages
his shrugging emoji is brown so he's clearly not racist
This ALMOST belongs in /r/rickyisms. Almost.
He prolly meant diversity as in a blend of cultures. Not too bad of a mistake.
Watch yo profamnity
Girl, what you made of?
Why is it always my area code?
LOL... what an idiot.
There are so many layers to this cringe
That’s sad...a southerner no doubt
Cringe at “bruh”
Chics saying bruh 😬
Diversity... it's an old wooden ship.
They worded it super fucking weird. Even saying that they would like to get to know people that are from different cultures would have been infinitely better. The way they said it just makes it seem like they want some visual variety, and also is pretty racist to assume people of other ethnicities are inherently different just because of that.
Wait is this dude trying to find an african american on a "Free & For Sale" post
Hes looking for his "Im not racist/antisemitic, I have exactly one minority friend!"
I swear I've seen this person in Charming Charley's, 'cause they sure do love accessories.
This seems like bait...
Extra cringe on people that type "Y I K E S" like that.
Gosh, thanks for this generous hand-out, I'm sure you liiike don't see color aat aaaall
y'all know that this is a dude trolling based off of an old meme from an xbox 360 message some dude sent a girl right?
This is a copy pasta my guy
Whenever I see some type tis i just know whatever follows is gonna be cringe
Nice pic dorknite
Why do you have to be such a tease
Yeah but what about the “haha lol”
He asked you a question thot
Thats a copypasta my guy
Everyone who plays fortnite deserves this kind of treatment.
More like dorknight
This is a copypasta
Thats crusty, how old was he?
tbf to Jenna the original post was vague and open to multiple interpretations
the profile pic of the sad block figure in the rain... yikes
Jenna is yaying her opening to get on that, clearly
Well Jenna's been trying to hit that for 10 years so..
I think Red is cringier than Jenna.
Maybe he didn't intend to, but he set up a 'pity me' trap. His OP was ambiguous and besides, there's nothing wrong with congratulating someone for saying they're going to restart their life. It's a good thing.
Maybe the wife/gf left Red because he's a whiny sad sack.
I would totally double down on this one,
I just cringed so hard I felt my asshole hit the back of my throat.
is that a minecraft character for a profile pic, leave his ass!
Oh, I think Jenna meant what she said.
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So ten days ago I celebrated my anniversary , today I'm planning my move and restarting my life again
Blueyay <3RedShe left me Jenna , not so yay
RedShe left me Jenna , not so yay
She left me Jenna , not so yay
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Unpopular opinion but people need to stop being losers and posting this type of shit on Facebook.
Fuck, Jenna can’t get anything right.
Jenna you frickin idiot!! You don't even know my life Jenna!! Starting again is not a good thing OMG Jenna!!!
The real cringe is the spaces before both commas. Once, it's a typo. Twice, this might be a habit and he might legitimately believe there should be a space in front of commas, which is terrifying from a grown man
I mean it's a good thing that he's moving on. He should've been more specific. The post could've been interpreted in so many different ways.
I'm celebrating!Yey!No not yey.
Alright it's cringe but I low-key feel bad for the guy, he probably wanted someone to talk to but had nowhere to go
Why is the profile pic blocked in one and not the other
ten days after the anniversary. it has to be about the gift, or lack of one
I’d need to see some pictures of Jenna’s feet, but I think maybe he’s got a prospect.
This is the very definition of cringe.
"I'm sowwy" what in the fuck
Both parties are guilty.
What the fuck?
This is cringe on both ends... what is happening??
Both of you are hella cringe tf
I'd hate to be on either end of that conversation
pokes ur belly tee hee
rips arm off te͙͓̜̪̤̯͘e̗̻̤͍ ̜̯̙͍̠h͈͎͓͓e̪͝e̵̩̻̯̪̫
Why the fuck do you talk like that?
block this man now
This is some cringe weeb shit
This is a YIKES on both sides here..
Someone break this down before I have a stroke
looks like two people joking around to me
cringe on your part maybe
Looking for a team to play OWOverwatch with?
Lol a flex teammate is so crucial rip
Is this how "the young ones" converse now a days?
Sir, Who's the cringey one here :>
This whole thing oozes “I play video games I’m not like other girls” and “I don’t know why guys hit on me soooo much” while actively flirting with anyone who has a dick.
Oh they gon nut.
The real cringe is on the comments.
Is this a blizzard chat client? I thought it was a regular texting app until I saw the flex player at the top.
No such thing as a SINGLE cute gamer girl why waste your time.
Fuck I’m old. I don’t even know what I just read. :(
"Sowwy" who is he, a tumblr emo?
I would post this to r/unexpectedoverwatch but it's just too damn cringe
It's OK op, some of us like your querkiness.
Why the fuck yall sayin she's cringe too, all she said was sir
Jesus fucking Christ. I think I'd hurl my phone into the nearest volcano if that were me.
Sounds like somebody's getting lucky!
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Pink (Mom): Oh my God that thing is amazing I may actually be able to learn to cook without overcooking it and good what a shock! LOL
Pink (Mom): I made chicken and it was good and then I made sausages and they turned out well it's revolutionary LOL
White: Well I'm glad you're enjoying it LOL
Pink (Mom): Everybody's laughing at me buy hey
Pink (Mom): You may even eat my pussy next time you're here LOL
Pink (Mom): Oh my God I didn't say that
Pink (Mom): I said cooking!!
Pink (Mom): Oh my god I'm laughing and crying damned autocorrect
how did this autocorrect even happen???
Damn what product is she talking about?i need to buy one for my mom..
Mom, I don't think we should be related anymore
You call your mom Christy?
Autocorrect only corrects to words and phrases that are typed repeatedly ;)
To be fair, he looks like a kid.
ok, to be fair, as a Vietnamese living in Vietnam, I legit thought that's a kid as well
He doesn't seemed too concerned to be picked up.
She owned it. That’s cool.
I mean......can you blame her? I've seen this a bunch of times and I'm still gonna need to see I.D. before I believe he's a day older than 6.
I feel most of us would make this mistake...he seems fairly used to it though. Kudos to her for owning it.
Still not convinced that isn't a 12 yr old in a suit.
So something similar happened to me.
I was a hostess and we gave a military discount at the place I worked and it was super common to see kids come in dressed in mini military outfits to match their parents.
So three people come in, 2 adult-sized people and one like waist high person who was asian. The smaller one was dressed in dress blues and I really thought he was a kid. I asked if they wanted a kids menu and ..... They declined. I shrugged it off and took them to their table and from the small Asian man came A MANS VOICE AND HE WENT "thank you Miss" AND I WAS MORTIFIED. HE WAS SO LITTLE AND HE WAS TOTALLY AN ADULT and that's the day I died of embarrassment I'm actually sending this from Hell. It's pretty hot here but the WiFi is great.
It's weird seeing all of the comments saying "Wow, good for her, she totally owned it!" as opposed to him for rolling with it.
One of our top politicians in Portugal called Soares, was campaigning and accidentally grabbed a dwarf and kissed him thinking it was a baby.
So this shit happens.
I feel that, in a life or death situation, a Vietnamese person would be the easiest to eat. Yeah, I think if it came down to it, I could easily gum down a Viet.
She really Liz Lemon-ed that situation.
If anyone doesn't want to read the article, the guy was 22 years old.
Awkward situation, but he looks like he's used to it and thinks it's kind of funny.
She admits she was embarrassed too - no cringe on my end honest mistake
Michelle Moan is a grade A arsehole.
That’s a Man Baby.
Oh man, when I worked as tech support there was a guy there who was tiny and looked like a kid. First time I saw him I was confused. Thankfully since it was obvious he worked there I didn't think he was a kid. He was in his 20's actually. But I wonder how many people think he's 14 outside the workplace because he looks like it.
I'd be thrilled if she picked me up
Don't worry about it, I would have made the same mistake.
Well she can laugh at herself
when will manlets learn
It would actually be cringey if she didn't post this. The fact she is saying 'look at this funny mistake I made' nullifies the cringe.
And he looks happy AF to have this attractive lady pick him up.
The guys reaction: I have NEVER been so glad to be confused for a kid. Best. Day. Ever!
Making the tweet about it was probably the worst part.
On the bright side he may have discovered a new fetish.
She reminds me of porn actress Ema Starr in the right picture.
In case anyone's she really is Lady Mone. It's her real name and title.
(Well, technically : Michelle, Lady Mone. But it's real.)
Asian don’t raisin.
Yup... my first girlfriend was like 4'10" and I'm 6'2". Some people thought I was a pedophile and others thought it was adorable. People are weird.
I've made the same mistake...but with Thai women.
This is the most cringy thing I have EVER seen. EVER. My stomach actually hurts from the cringe.
An article said he was single and he's like 20 or something. He better be fuckin' single if he looks like that, anyone dating him would be labeled as a pedo.
I don't think he had a problem with that.
I feel like the mistake can be laughed off, but sharing seems a little problematic
LPT: treat kids like people. Then you don't have to worry about treating adults like kids.
Hes a Man...let
how did she realize first? she must have felt his dick on her hand.
I like how she mistakes him for being exactly 6. Not 5 or 7.
He is dressed in a suit and shirt does say maybe very short person.
Wooooooooow she do that to old man Vietnam wow sooooo rude GeeJus Crice
This isn’t cringe, this is just fucking hilarious.
“Sorry Mom, mate stole my phone and thinks he’s funny”
Meanwhile, your mom is freaking out how you knew she got her vibrator.
Need mums reply or it didn't happen
Blue: Yeah but I also don't like his lecture style
Mom: Big class?
Blue: Not really, only like 30Blue: YOU GOT YOUR VIBRATOR!!!!!Blue: Omg hahaha not for you
Blue: Not really, only like 30
Blue: YOU GOT YOUR VIBRATOR!!!!!
Blue: Omg hahaha not for you
Post her response.
"Oh honey. I've had mine for years!"
I sent a super dirty text back to a work schedule text on Hot Schedules, thankfully it's automated(I seriously hope)I have no idea how it happened, I was for sure texting with my bf. Thankfully any time I have actually accidentally texted my bosses it's been nothing and because I forgot it was my last text.
What exactly was the context behind your message to your girlfriend?
My reaction would be more like "omg kill me hahahaha'.
Another successful prime day.
What’s the response?
Why would you send a text like this to anyone?
In high school I texted my mom instead of my friend saying how high I was trying to talk to my parents...
is what some kid yelled in class, the professor got a kick out of it.
What exactly were you replying to?
What's wrong with your professor?
We’ve all been there to some extent.
Mom: Sharing is caring...
They think it don't be like this, but it do🤔🤔😣
I came of age in the '80s, so there were no texts. However, like teens today, we had to be careful not to get caught. My younger brother never got that message, even after I caught him one afternoon. I still remember overhearing "that" conversation when his GF's father caught them and he was ratted out to our 1950s era mother.
I think (hope) if I get a text like that from my post age 18 children I will just be able to laugh it off.
You should really charge your phone soon
This is a big oof
That escalated quickly.
I mean, you could always do that...
That escalated quickly.
That plot twist tho
i cringed pretty good. but doesn't this sub require it ti involve at least 2 people?
this would fit perfectly over at niceguys though.
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