If he’s above the age of 60 this is just funny any younger and it’s cringy
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This guy messaged me on Destiny after wrecking our face in a quickplay and kept bugging me to tell him how good he was. I played dumb and acted like I didn't know who he was.
He then found my twitter, and messaged me there, trying to get me to buy his account boosting service, it was pretty sad
Then he dropped the "twitch speak" bomb and I couldn't stop laughing. Finally this happened then he blocked me. Very funny stuff.
obviously with a twist as I'm an Alpha and enjoy age gap relationships.
Bro. That's not a twist, that's literally just the fetish.
100% sure this is roleplay and there's no baby, otherwise I'd be super concerned about him having a newborn and looking to hire a nanny based solely on who he could rape invade in the middle of the night.
“... favorite color (to weed out those that don’t actually read)
Because you know that gobs of 19 year olds will just see “babysitter that I rape when I feel like it” and rush to send in a resume.
I can't begin to fathom why the child's mother isn't around
When I see guys saying they're an "alpha male", this is what I usually picture them looking like.
I feel like if you're already narrowing your candidate pool to women who want to be live in violation victims you shouldn't be getting TOO choosy about things like age, height and natural hair colour.
I am more curious, what subreddit was this on?
He NEEDS to be the reason for her to fall in love again
Yikes, that one hurts because I could imagine my teen self sending that.Than fuck there was no Facebook/Twitter in the 90’s!
This is so very sad
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I think it's a great public service they're doing. Usually sex predators don't put big "we might rape you" signs out like this. Very nice of them!
“Hey kids, fresh outta high school, ehh? Well do I ever have something for you!”
This is right after a summer of Twitter threads of WVU students saying they were sexually assaulted and the school swept it under the rug.
These are so trashy, I can't believe anyone would willingly pose next to these.
I didn’t know they hated University of Texas so much? And are sexual predators?
95% chance this man peaked in high school.
I admire the energy, but these don't even make sense. You'd expect better grammar from College kids.
This is what $10,000 a semester gets you...Xanax addiction and STDs.
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Weird flex but ok
Can we take a second to set politics aside and just appreciate that bike cop's r/forearmporn
I would love to see his Reddit account.
Okay guys who doxed me
I think it's pretty funny
So, this guy was one of my best friends in jr. High and high school, no joke, it's a fact.
He was protesting at the alt right rally in Portland and was arrested, but I'm not sure for what.
I know he wears a mask, helmet, and body armor to these things. Somehow, it never surprises me when he runs into trouble, dressed like that...
Still not as cringe as actually using the terms "beta" and "cuck" unironically.
People in this thread are like, suddenly having amnesia that being called a "beta cuck" is a classic fascist insult against the left, and that this shirt is what we like to call, "a joke".
I think it's kinda cringey, but still way less than if he called himself an alpha male
Umm to self aware to be cringe? Maybe just me.
Not cringe just sarcastic
Lol i’d wear this
This absolute Chad is wearing a shirt ironically and y'all are calling it cringe lmao
The modern day 40 year old virgin.
Failure on many levels - cannot wear something like this ironically.
that police guy with the yellow shirt is fucking jacked
The people in this thread saying that being a beta cuck is a point of pride neither understand the word beta nor cuck
Hey, the man knows his place
"It's not technically illegal what they're doing, but it is weird"
Damn, the /r/politics bots are in here thick today
Edit - Crossposted to ChapoTrapHouse, no wonder, even after the quarantine they don’t stop brigading
I want that shirt
Nah this is actually awesome, what a king
His confidence makes him an alfa
That's alpha as fuck. Lol
You know he’s not a fascist because the police are arresting him
This dude rules lol
Nothing wrong here.
"What?! My wife gave me this shirt!"
If Bradley Cooper and Sharlto Copley had a son
Its cool, man. I'm taking it back.
At least he's honest
Psycho eyes, demon lyfe.
Emmanuel Macron had a rough day
Is that Rafael Barba from Law and Order SVU?
because Beta Cuck is 4-4-4-4-4 LYFE
except for AJ Styles
Well he's gonna be taking a few bulls in prison now
That is the poster boy of the ANTIFA movement.
ANTIFA members showing his face? Craziness
Beta cuck 4 life shirts...so hot right now.
This comrade is doing just fine imo
Insulting yourself to own the right. 😎
Honestly I cant tell if hes supposed to be wearing that ironically or not, but no matter what Im 90% sure hes not happy about this pic and 10% sure hes aroused by it.
What wrong with being a beta cuck? Do you boo, if it makes you happy.
Edit: Don't quite understand the down votes, but ok. Shame people are so touchy about what others enjoy when it doesn't affect them.
I know that isn't what the picture is about, I just find it terrible that others want to rag on this fetish/lifestyle.
Poster boy for Antifa
He was in the Slightly Offensive livestream in Portland!!!!!
I give you, Antifaggots
“Well I’m not a gamer...so maybe they’ll respect me!”
“That just makes you a Beta Cuck.”
Proud boys >>> anitifa
it’s like one of those shirts you find in Japan that has random english words on them for fashion...
UK for sure
I wonder if his parents know he is not in their basement?
That cops forearm muscle though
WTF did I just read?!
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