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Coco-nutter

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • lme1125
    5 points Feb 23,2018, 5:39pm

    ;)

  • Sir_Gamma
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 7:06pm

    That’s weird I don’t see any coco-ohhhhhhhhhhHe’s talking about the breast’s.Fucking Romeo over here.

  • comrade_d-rusty
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 6:57pm

    Not too cringe

COMMENTS

  • lme1125
    5 points Feb 23,2018, 5:39pm

    ;)

  • Sir_Gamma
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 7:06pm

    That’s weird I don’t see any coco-ohhhhhhhhhhHe’s talking about the breast’s.Fucking Romeo over here.

  • comrade_d-rusty
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 6:57pm

    Not too cringe

  • French_Baguette3
    -1 points Feb 23,2018, 6:18pm

    If the person commenting is over 50 I don't find this too cringey, those brown leaves in the tree do look a bit like a coconut

    I actually thought they were for a bit

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My friends bio is "who's tryna pet some dogs"

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • Nothing_Is_Strange
    6 points Feb 23,2018, 3:08pm
  • princecoconuts
    3 points Feb 23,2018, 11:39am

    Smooth

  • pixiestar1
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 2:00pm

    Image Transcription: Tinder Message


    White: I would love to pet a dog(s) rn!!!

    Blue: Me too

    Blue: Small world huh

    White: Ha apparently. Whatcha up to? I have long hair that could be pet .. as if it were a puppy's mane!

    White: But tbh not a great approximation of puppydom


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COMMENTS

  • Nothing_Is_Strange
    6 points Feb 23,2018, 3:08pm
  • princecoconuts
    3 points Feb 23,2018, 11:39am

    Smooth

  • pixiestar1
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 2:00pm

    Image Transcription: Tinder Message


    White: I would love to pet a dog(s) rn!!!

    Blue: Me too

    Blue: Small world huh

    White: Ha apparently. Whatcha up to? I have long hair that could be pet .. as if it were a puppy's mane!

    White: But tbh not a great approximation of puppydom


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  • GrandmaNumbers
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 4:32pm

    Okay so I'm kind of an idiot, but puppies don't have manes right? Those are like... horse things.

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Someone gets very defensive when he makes a joke and receives pushback.

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • lululovesapples
    681 points Feb 22,2018, 11:15pm

    I'm stealing that last line, it's goddamn beautiful.

  • Kaysara
    259 points Feb 23,2018, 12:28am

    He thinks he's Dr Cox!

  • gingervixxen
    113 points Feb 23,2018, 8:53am

    "That's my thing." -__-

  • walkerthegr8
    49 points Feb 23,2018, 8:37am

    I was already gonna upvote, but that pizza cutter line sold it for me

  • StrawberryMoney
    41 points Feb 23,2018, 10:04am

    I almost choked on my oatmeal when I got to "I do funny rants. It's my thing."

  • RobD240
    25 points Feb 23,2018, 7:05am

    Four comments from the bottom, /r/iamverysmart

  • Stundrops
    41 points Feb 23,2018, 1:51am

    Don't call me friendo, buddyo!

  • Spyhop
    12 points Feb 23,2018, 10:27am

    There's a special hell for assholes who post their opinion on facebook for all to see and, when someone responds, says "I didn't ask for your opinion."

  • jayflying
    13 points Feb 23,2018, 8:28am

    Good golly gosh, this comedian sure has a thing for sticking fingers down throats or up in the asshole

  • nerfherder_
    12 points Feb 23,2018, 9:57am

    humour of the black variety

  • tiradium
    9 points Feb 23,2018, 10:07am

    Pizza cutter joke was a good one haha

  • michael_scarn_007
    16 points Feb 23,2018, 9:35am

    According to his logic, his joke isn’t unfunny, he is.

  • slaymedad
    6 points Feb 23,2018, 10:05am

    Jesus. Public execution.

  • TrekkieEnderman
    30 points Feb 22,2018, 11:40pm

    Image Transcription: Facebook Comments


    [Red]: Yeah let me know when they stop eating tide pods and actually shoot the dystopian leader through the heart with a fucking arrow. THEN I'll start being impressed.

    [Orange]: So you're dismissing a whole generation based on a highly publicized handful? Despite the thousands that have already managed to organize 1 huge protest on their own and multiple smaller actions? I wouldn't know how to organize a walkout but dozens of kids figured it out and thousands turned out.

    [Red]: [Orange] No. I'm making a joke. Humour of the black variety.

    While advocating violent revolution at the same time. It's how I roll.

    [Orange]: It's not a very good joke.

    [Red]: [Orange] Hang on buddy, I gotta check my receipt.

    [Red]: Nope, nowhere anywhere on here does it say I ordered a great big walloping dose of your fucking opinion but good golly gosh ya still jumped right on in there and stuck your finger right down my throat. While here's what I'm regurgitating as a spectacle buddy my complete and utter indifference towards your self righteous superiority complex. Life's nothing but a joke. There are no unfunny jokes, just unfunny people. So take your intrusive finger and shove it right up your ass where it more than likely spends most of its time coz I gotta tell ya buddy.

    It tastes like bullshit.

    [Blue]: Intrusive? It's a public post...and this isn't your page...

    You seem pretty butthurt she just didn't find your overused, unfunny joke funny. You need to relax, friendo.

    [Red]: [Blue] I am pretty relaxed tbh you're all overreacting.I mean find me one exclamation point.
    Anywhere. On you go. Have a ball.

    [Blue]: Dude, no exclamation point is needed. You went off on a long, weird tangent when your joke wasn't well received. If you really didn't care you wouldn't respond.

    You're so triggered lol

    [Red]: [Blue] I do funny rants. That's my thing. It's really not my fault that the collective intelligence of this thread seems to peak with me.

    [Orange]: I mean, fb comments are pretty much all opinions. It's fine if you don't like mine, just like it's fine I don't find your joke funny. And I mean that response DID come off a little over the top. I didn't curse at you or even rant. I just didn't think it was funny and thought it came off as dismissive, and that second part you corrected.

    [Blue]: You may do funny rants. This wasn't one of them.

    [Brown]: You're like a pizza cutter. All edge, not a single point.


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  • Siruzaemon-Dearo
    6 points Feb 23,2018, 10:49am

    People who say their thing is being funny are usually awful to be around

  • Carlos_Danger11
    5 points Feb 23,2018, 9:42am

    r/iamverysmart

    hahaha- pizza cutter comment was pretty funny-–all edge not a single point

  • Elriuhilu
    13 points Feb 23,2018, 1:46am

    Red has admitted that he knows what a bull's shit tastes like

  • Subject1928
    4 points Feb 23,2018, 10:54am

    I love when people publicly post shit and then get all mad when somebody responds. Why did you say anything at all if you weren't looking for a response?

  • Princess_Pandy
    23 points Feb 23,2018, 12:11am

    I honestly thought his little rant was pretty funny, but everything he said after that was cringe. I mean, I think pretty much anything that includes "good golly gosh" is gonna give me a chuckle

  • schmeateater
    3 points Feb 23,2018, 12:32pm

    "Hang on buddy I gotta check my receipt" You can tell he thought of that in the shower and has been dying to use it. It's such an "eh" way of saying no one asked you

  • Peterwin
    3 points Feb 23,2018, 12:50pm

    Nice dose of r/iamverysmart in there for good measure.

  • juicius
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 10:04am

    Brown is the MVP.

  • username2065
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 11:02am

    The pizza cutter joke is great stuff

  • CorkytheCat
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 11:10am

    This guy faps to Dr Cox daily I bet

  • broodfood
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 11:39am

    intrusive? It's a public post... And this isn't your page.

    Now THAT'S funny.

  • djdubrock
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 12:11pm

    the finger should taste like human shit not bull shit

  • megabatsyblue
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 12:42pm

    I need to know if red kept ranting after that last line

  • licoriceisred
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 12:46pm

    So many keyboard warriors

  • fuckitx
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 10:20am

    He sounds like doctor fucking cox.

  • jshiver15
    -4 points Feb 23,2018, 1:36am

    To be fair, the receipt comment was pretty funny.

  • Zorillo
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 10:44am

    I'll bet he has a podcast with 3 entire subscribers.

  • thescrapplekid
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:34am

    His writing comes off like that guy who does the annoying "weird guy witnesses....." videos people keep sharing

  • RamenTaco
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:37am

    I bet he spent a good amount of time with a thesaurus for his "funny rant."

  • TheAnaesthetist
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:39am

    What a cock womble.

  • MegamanDevil
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:48am

    I feel like this guy just finished watching scrubs and immediately latched onto Dr. Cox. Problem, Dr. Cox is a competent asshole while this guy is just an unfunny asshole.

  • Jasong222
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:58am

    That's an interesting line- there are no unfunny jokes, just unfunny people

  • AlanDavy
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 12:49pm

    Fucken KO'd his ass with that last line

  • zzz0404
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 1:02pm

    Guy doesn't seem very indifferent towards that person to me

  • GunnerMcGrath
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 1:35pm

    Orange really too a dumb Facebook comment way too seriously though.

  • Krazy_Kane
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 6:18pm

    To be perfectly honest, I actually liked the his set-up of "hang on buddy, I gotta change my receipt." His follow up sucked, but it felt very Dr. Cox-like for a second there.

  • Nyxto
    -1 points Feb 23,2018, 10:13am

    Gonna get downvoted but I'm kind of feeling red on this one. Brown was the clear winner though.

  • fluffernutter4life
    -8 points Feb 23,2018, 7:22am

    .....in his defense, orange got defensive first.

  • maidforchris
    -1 points Feb 23,2018, 12:14pm

    I actually found his comment pretty funny and I would definitely give him a like

  • wrekd
    -7 points Feb 23,2018, 12:00pm

    On the subject matter, I doubt the kids did any organization on their own. Everything about these shootings is well orchestrated from the moment they are announced. They are probably already applying lessons learned from this incident to the plan for the next. Grass roots my ass.

COMMENTS

  • lululovesapples
    681 points Feb 22,2018, 11:15pm

    I'm stealing that last line, it's goddamn beautiful.

  • Kaysara
    259 points Feb 23,2018, 12:28am

    He thinks he's Dr Cox!

  • gingervixxen
    113 points Feb 23,2018, 8:53am

    "That's my thing." -__-

  • witchwithflyinghead
    113 points Feb 23,2018, 9:45am

    I'm very socially awkward and I frequent this sub to check how I'm doing and not because of the schadenfreude or so I tell myself, anyway someone called me out on an unfunny meme I shared last night on Facebook and I didn't respond like this guy so I have that small victory to take with me into the weekend, yay.

  • walkerthegr8
    49 points Feb 23,2018, 8:37am

    I was already gonna upvote, but that pizza cutter line sold it for me

  • StrawberryMoney
    41 points Feb 23,2018, 10:04am

    I almost choked on my oatmeal when I got to "I do funny rants. It's my thing."

  • RobD240
    25 points Feb 23,2018, 7:05am

    Four comments from the bottom, /r/iamverysmart

  • Stundrops
    41 points Feb 23,2018, 1:51am

    Don't call me friendo, buddyo!

  • Spyhop
    12 points Feb 23,2018, 10:27am

    There's a special hell for assholes who post their opinion on facebook for all to see and, when someone responds, says "I didn't ask for your opinion."

  • jayflying
    13 points Feb 23,2018, 8:28am

    Good golly gosh, this comedian sure has a thing for sticking fingers down throats or up in the asshole

  • nerfherder_
    12 points Feb 23,2018, 9:57am

    humour of the black variety

  • tiradium
    9 points Feb 23,2018, 10:07am

    Pizza cutter joke was a good one haha

  • michael_scarn_007
    16 points Feb 23,2018, 9:35am

    According to his logic, his joke isn’t unfunny, he is.

  • slaymedad
    6 points Feb 23,2018, 10:05am

    Jesus. Public execution.

  • TrekkieEnderman
    30 points Feb 22,2018, 11:40pm

    Image Transcription: Facebook Comments


    [Red]: Yeah let me know when they stop eating tide pods and actually shoot the dystopian leader through the heart with a fucking arrow. THEN I'll start being impressed.

    [Orange]: So you're dismissing a whole generation based on a highly publicized handful? Despite the thousands that have already managed to organize 1 huge protest on their own and multiple smaller actions? I wouldn't know how to organize a walkout but dozens of kids figured it out and thousands turned out.

    [Red]: [Orange] No. I'm making a joke. Humour of the black variety.

    While advocating violent revolution at the same time. It's how I roll.

    [Orange]: It's not a very good joke.

    [Red]: [Orange] Hang on buddy, I gotta check my receipt.

    [Red]: Nope, nowhere anywhere on here does it say I ordered a great big walloping dose of your fucking opinion but good golly gosh ya still jumped right on in there and stuck your finger right down my throat. While here's what I'm regurgitating as a spectacle buddy my complete and utter indifference towards your self righteous superiority complex. Life's nothing but a joke. There are no unfunny jokes, just unfunny people. So take your intrusive finger and shove it right up your ass where it more than likely spends most of its time coz I gotta tell ya buddy.

    It tastes like bullshit.

    [Blue]: Intrusive? It's a public post...and this isn't your page...

    You seem pretty butthurt she just didn't find your overused, unfunny joke funny. You need to relax, friendo.

    [Red]: [Blue] I am pretty relaxed tbh you're all overreacting.I mean find me one exclamation point.
    Anywhere. On you go. Have a ball.

    [Blue]: Dude, no exclamation point is needed. You went off on a long, weird tangent when your joke wasn't well received. If you really didn't care you wouldn't respond.

    You're so triggered lol

    [Red]: [Blue] I do funny rants. That's my thing. It's really not my fault that the collective intelligence of this thread seems to peak with me.

    [Orange]: I mean, fb comments are pretty much all opinions. It's fine if you don't like mine, just like it's fine I don't find your joke funny. And I mean that response DID come off a little over the top. I didn't curse at you or even rant. I just didn't think it was funny and thought it came off as dismissive, and that second part you corrected.

    [Blue]: You may do funny rants. This wasn't one of them.

    [Brown]: You're like a pizza cutter. All edge, not a single point.


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  • Siruzaemon-Dearo
    6 points Feb 23,2018, 10:49am

    People who say their thing is being funny are usually awful to be around

  • Carlos_Danger11
    5 points Feb 23,2018, 9:42am

    r/iamverysmart

    hahaha- pizza cutter comment was pretty funny-–all edge not a single point

  • Elriuhilu
    13 points Feb 23,2018, 1:46am

    Red has admitted that he knows what a bull's shit tastes like

  • Subject1928
    4 points Feb 23,2018, 10:54am

    I love when people publicly post shit and then get all mad when somebody responds. Why did you say anything at all if you weren't looking for a response?

  • Princess_Pandy
    23 points Feb 23,2018, 12:11am

    I honestly thought his little rant was pretty funny, but everything he said after that was cringe. I mean, I think pretty much anything that includes "good golly gosh" is gonna give me a chuckle

  • schmeateater
    3 points Feb 23,2018, 12:32pm

    "Hang on buddy I gotta check my receipt" You can tell he thought of that in the shower and has been dying to use it. It's such an "eh" way of saying no one asked you

  • Peterwin
    3 points Feb 23,2018, 12:50pm

    Nice dose of r/iamverysmart in there for good measure.

  • juicius
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 10:04am

    Brown is the MVP.

  • username2065
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 11:02am

    The pizza cutter joke is great stuff

  • CorkytheCat
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 11:10am

    This guy faps to Dr Cox daily I bet

  • broodfood
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 11:39am

    intrusive? It's a public post... And this isn't your page.

    Now THAT'S funny.

  • djdubrock
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 12:11pm

    the finger should taste like human shit not bull shit

  • megabatsyblue
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 12:42pm

    I need to know if red kept ranting after that last line

  • licoriceisred
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 12:46pm

    So many keyboard warriors

  • fuckitx
    2 points Feb 23,2018, 10:20am

    He sounds like doctor fucking cox.

  • jshiver15
    -4 points Feb 23,2018, 1:36am

    To be fair, the receipt comment was pretty funny.

  • Zorillo
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 10:44am

    I'll bet he has a podcast with 3 entire subscribers.

  • thescrapplekid
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:34am

    His writing comes off like that guy who does the annoying "weird guy witnesses....." videos people keep sharing

  • RamenTaco
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:37am

    I bet he spent a good amount of time with a thesaurus for his "funny rant."

  • TheAnaesthetist
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:39am

    What a cock womble.

  • MegamanDevil
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:48am

    I feel like this guy just finished watching scrubs and immediately latched onto Dr. Cox. Problem, Dr. Cox is a competent asshole while this guy is just an unfunny asshole.

  • Jasong222
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 11:58am

    That's an interesting line- there are no unfunny jokes, just unfunny people

  • AlanDavy
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 12:49pm

    Fucken KO'd his ass with that last line

  • zzz0404
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 1:02pm

    Guy doesn't seem very indifferent towards that person to me

  • GunnerMcGrath
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 1:35pm

    Orange really too a dumb Facebook comment way too seriously though.

  • Krazy_Kane
    1 points Feb 23,2018, 6:18pm

    To be perfectly honest, I actually liked the his set-up of "hang on buddy, I gotta change my receipt." His follow up sucked, but it felt very Dr. Cox-like for a second there.

  • Nyxto
    -1 points Feb 23,2018, 10:13am

    Gonna get downvoted but I'm kind of feeling red on this one. Brown was the clear winner though.

  • fluffernutter4life
    -8 points Feb 23,2018, 7:22am

    .....in his defense, orange got defensive first.

  • maidforchris
    -1 points Feb 23,2018, 12:14pm

    I actually found his comment pretty funny and I would definitely give him a like

  • wrekd
    -7 points Feb 23,2018, 12:00pm

    On the subject matter, I doubt the kids did any organization on their own. Everything about these shootings is well orchestrated from the moment they are announced. They are probably already applying lessons learned from this incident to the plan for the next. Grass roots my ass.

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When ya drop some mad lyrics

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • Wumpus_woo
    14 points Feb 22,2018, 4:11pm

    Physical pain from reading this

  • noonecanknowwhoiam
    4 points Feb 22,2018, 4:39pm

    “2012 yearbook from when we were in 7th grade”

    When the fuck....

  • bertonguidry
    3 points Feb 22,2018, 4:28pm

    ^

  • Ccaves0127
    1 points Feb 22,2018, 5:36pm

    The lyrics aren't even correct lol

COMMENTS

  • Wumpus_woo
    14 points Feb 22,2018, 4:11pm

    Physical pain from reading this

  • noonecanknowwhoiam
    4 points Feb 22,2018, 4:39pm

    “2012 yearbook from when we were in 7th grade”

    When the fuck....

  • bertonguidry
    3 points Feb 22,2018, 4:28pm

    ^

  • Pigeon_ACTL
    3 points Feb 22,2018, 5:21pm

    Rad.

  • Ccaves0127
    1 points Feb 22,2018, 5:36pm

    The lyrics aren't even correct lol

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Attempted humblebrag

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COMMENTS

  • jimba22
    288 points Feb 21,2018, 9:18am

    Come on guys, it's not his fault, you know how it is, things come up when you rent a certain car

  • blustack10
    93 points Feb 21,2018, 10:12am

    Kindly let him know the question " what do you do for a living?" Will most definitely come up and then that's his chance to mention it.

    These people

  • gimmebackmyracecar
    148 points Feb 21,2018, 11:53am

    Non-taxable??? FYI the IRS has an anonymous tip line.

  • cheeks-a-million
    24 points Feb 21,2018, 1:28pm
  • Ninjetik
    29 points Feb 21,2018, 9:32am

    It's better to just send future gal pals pics of the 'big goals' in your pants.

  • MonsterX74
    13 points Feb 21,2018, 1:20pm

    I rent a seat at the movie theater all the time. Ladies...

  • SupaSonicWhisper
    20 points Feb 21,2018, 1:18pm

    Isn’t “gal pals” a tabloid euphemism for lesbians? I’ve never seen that phrase outside of a tabloid from the 90s. Then again, I don’t hang with people who are so rich that they can rent a Bentley.

  • 03slampig
    8 points Feb 21,2018, 2:07pm

    Rich people rent Bentleys?

  • gavemybossmypassword
    15 points Feb 21,2018, 2:13pm

    I can skip the gym today because my abs hurt from laughing hysterically at ‘things come up when you tell them about the time you rented a Bentley’. Lmao.

    I have a feeling he only rented a Bentley so he could take selfies for his Insta and Tinder to make ladies think he has one.

    Renting a Bentley is a poor financial choice. Especially if you already own a vehicle. In general those who make impulsive and bad financial choices tend to make poor choices in other areas of their life.

    Want to turn me on? Tell me about how you used the money that could’ve been spent on a Bentley to instead invest in your retirement and earn interest.

    While $100k is certainly a respectable income for a young twenty-something without a family it is certainly not a crazy sum of money. And if you’re living somewhere like NYC, San Fran, and even paces like Denver it’s worth a lot less.

    I have noticed that the people I know who always humble brag and talk about money have the least amount of it.

  • bikesboozeandbacon
    9 points Feb 21,2018, 1:36pm

    I hate him already

  • putdrugsinyourbutt69
    8 points Feb 21,2018, 1:18pm

    I bet the original poster is an mlm bossbabe who actually probably makes barely anything

  • mothzilla
    3 points Feb 21,2018, 3:43pm

    What are you having for lunch today?

    Oh I don't know, maybe one time I rented a Bentley.

  • starych_ziemniakow
    3 points Feb 21,2018, 2:12pm

    I really would like to punch this man

  • ChaosKeeshond
    3 points Feb 21,2018, 2:56pm

    Renting a car would, if anything, throw people off the scent.

  • Demonstuff
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 2:50pm

    Oh yeah? Well my dad manages a Red Robin and leases an Audi!

  • homebrew311evolver
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 3:05pm

    How to subtly let people know you’re dead on the inside.

  • targetboston
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 3:33pm

    This type of post screams that the only thing big on him are his goals.

  • X3liteninjaX
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 6:12pm

    Oh haha how annoying would it be if I bragged about my 115K salary haha glad I'm not bragging.

  • BenBen404
    -4 points Feb 21,2018, 2:29pm

    $115k/year is lower middle class for California. You maybe able to rent an apartment without kids and have a decent lifestyle. Honestly it depends where you live but out here it’s not that much. Could live OK but not great. Not worth bragging about.

  • ImpetuousSpender
    -10 points Feb 21,2018, 2:02pm

    Maybe I'm out of touch, and perhaps off topic, but is $115k a lot these days?

  • ADA387
    -4 points Feb 21,2018, 2:42pm

    Fools! Alas, behold! r/ada387

COMMENTS

  • jimba22
    288 points Feb 21,2018, 9:18am

    Come on guys, it's not his fault, you know how it is, things come up when you rent a certain car

  • blustack10
    93 points Feb 21,2018, 10:12am

    Kindly let him know the question " what do you do for a living?" Will most definitely come up and then that's his chance to mention it.

    These people

  • gimmebackmyracecar
    148 points Feb 21,2018, 11:53am

    Non-taxable??? FYI the IRS has an anonymous tip line.

  • iArrow
    26 points Feb 21,2018, 9:43am

    His next big goal must be to have a chauffeur for his rented Bentley.

  • cheeks-a-million
    24 points Feb 21,2018, 1:28pm
  • Ninjetik
    29 points Feb 21,2018, 9:32am

    It's better to just send future gal pals pics of the 'big goals' in your pants.

  • MonsterX74
    13 points Feb 21,2018, 1:20pm

    I rent a seat at the movie theater all the time. Ladies...

  • SupaSonicWhisper
    20 points Feb 21,2018, 1:18pm

    Isn’t “gal pals” a tabloid euphemism for lesbians? I’ve never seen that phrase outside of a tabloid from the 90s. Then again, I don’t hang with people who are so rich that they can rent a Bentley.

  • 03slampig
    8 points Feb 21,2018, 2:07pm

    Rich people rent Bentleys?

  • gavemybossmypassword
    15 points Feb 21,2018, 2:13pm

    I can skip the gym today because my abs hurt from laughing hysterically at ‘things come up when you tell them about the time you rented a Bentley’. Lmao.

    I have a feeling he only rented a Bentley so he could take selfies for his Insta and Tinder to make ladies think he has one.

    Renting a Bentley is a poor financial choice. Especially if you already own a vehicle. In general those who make impulsive and bad financial choices tend to make poor choices in other areas of their life.

    Want to turn me on? Tell me about how you used the money that could’ve been spent on a Bentley to instead invest in your retirement and earn interest.

    While $100k is certainly a respectable income for a young twenty-something without a family it is certainly not a crazy sum of money. And if you’re living somewhere like NYC, San Fran, and even paces like Denver it’s worth a lot less.

    I have noticed that the people I know who always humble brag and talk about money have the least amount of it.

  • bikesboozeandbacon
    9 points Feb 21,2018, 1:36pm

    I hate him already

  • putdrugsinyourbutt69
    8 points Feb 21,2018, 1:18pm

    I bet the original poster is an mlm bossbabe who actually probably makes barely anything

  • mothzilla
    3 points Feb 21,2018, 3:43pm

    What are you having for lunch today?

    Oh I don't know, maybe one time I rented a Bentley.

  • starych_ziemniakow
    3 points Feb 21,2018, 2:12pm

    I really would like to punch this man

  • ChaosKeeshond
    3 points Feb 21,2018, 2:56pm

    Renting a car would, if anything, throw people off the scent.

  • Demonstuff
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 2:50pm

    Oh yeah? Well my dad manages a Red Robin and leases an Audi!

  • homebrew311evolver
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 3:05pm

    How to subtly let people know you’re dead on the inside.

  • targetboston
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 3:33pm

    This type of post screams that the only thing big on him are his goals.

  • X3liteninjaX
    2 points Feb 21,2018, 6:12pm

    Oh haha how annoying would it be if I bragged about my 115K salary haha glad I'm not bragging.

  • BenBen404
    -4 points Feb 21,2018, 2:29pm

    $115k/year is lower middle class for California. You maybe able to rent an apartment without kids and have a decent lifestyle. Honestly it depends where you live but out here it’s not that much. Could live OK but not great. Not worth bragging about.

  • ImpetuousSpender
    -10 points Feb 21,2018, 2:02pm

    Maybe I'm out of touch, and perhaps off topic, but is $115k a lot these days?

  • ADA387
    -4 points Feb 21,2018, 2:42pm

    Fools! Alas, behold! r/ada387

● ● ●

He let me borrow some ranch last night...

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • Fifouxxe
    46 points Feb 19,2018, 3:28am

    This is a joke better told in person

    Euh, no

  • vladvolynin
    61 points Feb 19,2018, 4:04am

    "You know how date rape works" - right there, stop, never talk again. Ever.

  • illicituz
    25 points Feb 19,2018, 4:57am

    That's a joke better told never ever

  • Amanda__EK
    17 points Feb 18,2018, 6:40pm

    Jesus fucking Christ

  • SlytherinsPride
    9 points Feb 19,2018, 3:30am

    Hahahahaha block.

  • badgemini1979
    10 points Feb 19,2018, 10:18am

    Yeah someone who makes a joke about date raping me, and someone who willingly gives me something that could make me sick would no longer be in my orbit

  • DontBeThatGuy09
    1 points Feb 19,2018, 7:44pm

    Seems funny to me, besides the over explanation

  • Socialistrevolt24
    1 points Feb 19,2018, 7:45pm

    Hey bro you got any ranch?

    Ranch it up!

    Legalize ranch dude!

    -eric andre

COMMENTS

  • Fifouxxe
    46 points Feb 19,2018, 3:28am

    This is a joke better told in person

    Euh, no

  • vladvolynin
    61 points Feb 19,2018, 4:04am

    "You know how date rape works" - right there, stop, never talk again. Ever.

  • illicituz
    25 points Feb 19,2018, 4:57am

    That's a joke better told never ever

  • refracttheory97
    10 points Feb 19,2018, 1:16pm

    I know someone like this in real life 😳

  • Amanda__EK
    17 points Feb 18,2018, 6:40pm

    Jesus fucking Christ

  • SlytherinsPride
    9 points Feb 19,2018, 3:30am

    Hahahahaha block.

  • badgemini1979
    10 points Feb 19,2018, 10:18am

    Yeah someone who makes a joke about date raping me, and someone who willingly gives me something that could make me sick would no longer be in my orbit

  • DontBeThatGuy09
    1 points Feb 19,2018, 7:44pm

    Seems funny to me, besides the over explanation

  • Socialistrevolt24
    1 points Feb 19,2018, 7:45pm

    Hey bro you got any ranch?

    Ranch it up!

    Legalize ranch dude!

    -eric andre

● ● ●

[GIF] Podcast guest goes to fist-bump Comedian after a joke, a great awkward confused reaction

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • ZedbraZ
    40 points Feb 19,2018, 2:04pm

    I know now what I'm going to do everytime someone goes to fist bump me.

    "No dude it's a fist bump!"

    "I don't know what that is, but fucking give it to me already!"

  • Hmmmm_Interesting
    12 points Feb 19,2018, 5:03pm

    Had this happen to me, but the cashier was just doing her job.

    I thought she genuinely was impresses with my groceries.

  • the_dove_from_above
    6 points Feb 19,2018, 3:51pm

    Dude looks like a Bo Selecta character

  • illicituz
    2 points Feb 19,2018, 5:53pm

    Honestly, that was kind of adorable lol

  • Crocodilewithatophat
    1 points Feb 19,2018, 7:57pm

    nice to see something innocent

COMMENTS

  • ZedbraZ
    40 points Feb 19,2018, 2:04pm

    I know now what I'm going to do everytime someone goes to fist bump me.

    "No dude it's a fist bump!"

    "I don't know what that is, but fucking give it to me already!"

  • Hmmmm_Interesting
    12 points Feb 19,2018, 5:03pm

    Had this happen to me, but the cashier was just doing her job.

    I thought she genuinely was impresses with my groceries.

  • the_dove_from_above
    6 points Feb 19,2018, 3:51pm

    Dude looks like a Bo Selecta character

  • Yeoman_Yoss
    4 points Feb 19,2018, 4:30pm

    Best bit is how he definitely sees the hand there before looking down at the mic and then away to his right.

    If I pretend I didn’t see it, maybe it will go away...

  • illicituz
    2 points Feb 19,2018, 5:53pm

    Honestly, that was kind of adorable lol

  • Crocodilewithatophat
    1 points Feb 19,2018, 7:57pm

    nice to see something innocent

● ● ●

I'm not gay I'm just saying

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • Ratox
    42 points Feb 18,2018, 11:01am

    haha yes let's just suck eachother's cock as a joke haha but I'm not gay

  • Coleyoung13
    33 points Feb 17,2018, 10:13pm

    Foolproof plan.

  • richterfrollo
    17 points Feb 18,2018, 6:43am

    Subtle

  • savorywilliams
    8 points Feb 18,2018, 12:03pm

    It’s only gay if you touch the balls

  • athousandwordsworth
    5 points Feb 18,2018, 9:08am

    Image Transcription: Messenger


    Grey: I was just saying in general if you wanted to I wouldn't care I don't judge is all I'm saying I keep things private

    Grey: I'm not gay btw I'm just saying

    Blue: Yeah. I'm not gay either

    Grey: Cool

    Blue: I would probably feel a bit uncomfortable anyway that a guy is sucking my dick lol

    Blue: I would probably feel uncomfortable as well

    Grey: We could try it tho and then never speak about it again lol

    Blue: Naw, I'm not interested

    Grey: Lol I was kidding

    Grey: I was just waiting for your response


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  • NormieBTFO
    3 points Feb 18,2018, 6:38pm

    Reminds me of middle school, buddy said something like that to the other guy when playing video games, he went and sucked his dick in the next room, still says he ain't gay.

  • Happy_moo_cow1
    2 points Feb 18,2018, 6:58pm

    I think he is gay.

  • HighwayStarJ
    1 points Feb 18,2018, 5:20pm

    ill suck your dick no homo

COMMENTS

  • Ratox
    42 points Feb 18,2018, 11:01am

    haha yes let's just suck eachother's cock as a joke haha but I'm not gay

  • Coleyoung13
    33 points Feb 17,2018, 10:13pm

    Foolproof plan.

  • richterfrollo
    17 points Feb 18,2018, 6:43am

    Subtle

  • Stundrops
    12 points Feb 18,2018, 10:56am

    I was convinced.

  • savorywilliams
    8 points Feb 18,2018, 12:03pm

    It’s only gay if you touch the balls

  • athousandwordsworth
    5 points Feb 18,2018, 9:08am

    Image Transcription: Messenger


    Grey: I was just saying in general if you wanted to I wouldn't care I don't judge is all I'm saying I keep things private

    Grey: I'm not gay btw I'm just saying

    Blue: Yeah. I'm not gay either

    Grey: Cool

    Blue: I would probably feel a bit uncomfortable anyway that a guy is sucking my dick lol

    Blue: I would probably feel uncomfortable as well

    Grey: We could try it tho and then never speak about it again lol

    Blue: Naw, I'm not interested

    Grey: Lol I was kidding

    Grey: I was just waiting for your response


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  • NormieBTFO
    3 points Feb 18,2018, 6:38pm

    Reminds me of middle school, buddy said something like that to the other guy when playing video games, he went and sucked his dick in the next room, still says he ain't gay.

  • Happy_moo_cow1
    2 points Feb 18,2018, 6:58pm

    I think he is gay.

  • HighwayStarJ
    1 points Feb 18,2018, 5:20pm

    ill suck your dick no homo

● ● ●

"I'm sorry you were almost shot to death, but more importantly was the shooter white?"

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • pixiestar1
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 5:38pm

    Image Transcription: Twitter


    Twitter User

    i dont think i have ever been so petrified in my life...i am still shaking. nobodyshould ever have to go through what me & my friends did. #DouglasStrong

    Alex Harris

    Replying to [Twitter User]

    Hi Mads, I'm so sorry to hear that you andyour friends went through such a trauma. Didyou see the shooter? Was he white? If so, I'dlike to ask you questions for the@MiamiHerald. Follow back if it's OK to DM


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  • JDizzleWizzle
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 6:24pm

    Are these posts about the media actually true? I've seen so many since the shootings I can't tell.

    It's a shame that school shootings are so common place now that some people see it as a story rather than a tragedy.

  • japroct
    -7 points Feb 15,2018, 5:42pm

    Overwhelming odds say "no".

COMMENTS

  • pixiestar1
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 5:38pm

    Image Transcription: Twitter


    Twitter User

    i dont think i have ever been so petrified in my life...i am still shaking. nobodyshould ever have to go through what me & my friends did. #DouglasStrong

    Alex Harris

    Replying to [Twitter User]

    Hi Mads, I'm so sorry to hear that you andyour friends went through such a trauma. Didyou see the shooter? Was he white? If so, I'dlike to ask you questions for the@MiamiHerald. Follow back if it's OK to DM


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  • JDizzleWizzle
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 6:24pm

    Are these posts about the media actually true? I've seen so many since the shootings I can't tell.

    It's a shame that school shootings are so common place now that some people see it as a story rather than a tragedy.

  • japroct
    -7 points Feb 15,2018, 5:42pm

    Overwhelming odds say "no".

● ● ●

William doesn't know how to socially interact with women

/r/cringepics: when it hurts just to look

COMMENTS

  • SlenderXP
    598 points Feb 15,2018, 3:29am

    William wonders can he deep throat you

    No.

  • SlickMattyB
    273 points Feb 15,2018, 5:08am

    First question: how does a man deepthroat a woman?

    Second question: is "William" just Elmo from Sesame Street with a fake nose/moustache mask? Because he talks just like him.

  • st_jazz
    271 points Feb 15,2018, 2:49am

    William forgot to take his meds...

  • texa13
    48 points Feb 15,2018, 7:29am

    "Mongo likes candy " .....first thing I thought of.

  • Chrilliam
    36 points Feb 15,2018, 11:51am

    Chrilliam wonders what’s wrong with William

  • senile_rapist
    60 points Feb 15,2018, 11:37am

    William will die alone.

  • ShitlordSwiftie
    25 points Feb 15,2018, 10:37am

    Jimmy likes you

  • elliotgranath
    48 points Feb 15,2018, 12:22pm

    This is uhh beyond cringey. Saying “I know you’re home alone” is a threat.

  • iHateRBF
    10 points Feb 15,2018, 12:29pm

    I'm going to open a museum of trinkets. I'll claim they're Bigfoot prints, or magical crystals. I'll name the place William Wonders. And no girl will ever come inside.

  • kingnothing1
    10 points Feb 15,2018, 1:27pm

    William doesn't know how to socially interact with women

  • The_Derpening
    10 points Feb 15,2018, 3:26pm

    Jesus H. Christ.

    I'm awkward as fuck, but thank God I'm not a William.

  • atlcyndruga
    8 points Feb 15,2018, 3:30pm

    Horny /r/totallynotaliens level shit, A+ creepiness, bravo

  • Ellesseffbee
    7 points Feb 15,2018, 3:49pm

    The voices in William's head are telling William to kill you. Stay the fuck away from William.

  • mango-moth
    5 points Feb 15,2018, 3:25am

    He seems like he doesn't know how to approach you so just decides to troll

  • ANAL_DYNOMITE
    3 points Feb 15,2018, 4:52pm

    Monkey needs a hug

  • mossberg93
    5 points Feb 15,2018, 4:03pm

    William needs to be shot.

  • ChipRockets
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 12:03pm

    ChipRockets no like this.

  • slokamoksh
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 1:28pm

    Wtf talk about creepy

  • Josiah55
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 2:09pm

    William, it was really nothing.

  • ynikayuag
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 4:20pm

    The name William has lost all meaning now

  • togawe
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 4:34pm

    William wonders what do you mean stop

    I'm pretty sure William knows exactly what she means stop

  • DetKimble69
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 4:47pm

    Spike don't play with girls.

  • d0riano
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 6:12pm

    william wonders why humanity’s lost its sense of humor

  • AtlantisSky
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 2:57pm

    No.

  • Spaghetti_Bender8873
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 3:50pm

    Are you a Grow-A-Guy?

  • morganfreemansnips
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 3:58pm
  • Moobx
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 5:26pm

    William no you home alone

    .......

  • VladmirShootin
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 6:18pm

    William wonders why he hasnt gotten laid

  • psych4191
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 6:25pm

    I thought Neanderthals were extinct.

  • CertifiedBreads
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 7:07am

    Williams english is not first language

  • gotinpich
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 9:39am

    Spoiler: William is a friend of him.

  • Billionairez
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 2:43pm

    This reminds me of this terrible letter I wrote to a girl I had a crush on when I was eight... Now I'm going to go drink a beer, as is tradition, when I try to forget the most embarrassing moments of my childhood.

  • rvt_scvbies
    0 points Feb 15,2018, 5:16pm

    My drug dealer (whose name is Will) sexually harasses me like this non-stop. Well, not like this in third person, he just pesters me via text for several hours at a time begging to suck my cock (I'm not even gay.) If I could find a new drug dealer I would tell him to cut the shit but alas...

  • keyboardturn
    -2 points Feb 15,2018, 5:19am

    Holy fuck. Is this guy aware like what he's doing? o_o I would say he's trolling otherwise frankly.

COMMENTS

  • SlenderXP
    598 points Feb 15,2018, 3:29am

    William wonders can he deep throat you

    No.

  • SlickMattyB
    273 points Feb 15,2018, 5:08am

    First question: how does a man deepthroat a woman?

    Second question: is "William" just Elmo from Sesame Street with a fake nose/moustache mask? Because he talks just like him.

  • st_jazz
    271 points Feb 15,2018, 2:49am

    William forgot to take his meds...

  • reaper-daw
    188 points Feb 15,2018, 9:28am

    William needs some fucking help

  • texa13
    48 points Feb 15,2018, 7:29am

    "Mongo likes candy " .....first thing I thought of.

  • Chrilliam
    36 points Feb 15,2018, 11:51am

    Chrilliam wonders what’s wrong with William

  • senile_rapist
    60 points Feb 15,2018, 11:37am

    William will die alone.

  • ShitlordSwiftie
    25 points Feb 15,2018, 10:37am

    Jimmy likes you

  • elliotgranath
    48 points Feb 15,2018, 12:22pm

    This is uhh beyond cringey. Saying “I know you’re home alone” is a threat.

  • iHateRBF
    10 points Feb 15,2018, 12:29pm

    I'm going to open a museum of trinkets. I'll claim they're Bigfoot prints, or magical crystals. I'll name the place William Wonders. And no girl will ever come inside.

  • kingnothing1
    10 points Feb 15,2018, 1:27pm

    William doesn't know how to socially interact with women

  • The_Derpening
    10 points Feb 15,2018, 3:26pm

    Jesus H. Christ.

    I'm awkward as fuck, but thank God I'm not a William.

  • atlcyndruga
    8 points Feb 15,2018, 3:30pm

    Horny /r/totallynotaliens level shit, A+ creepiness, bravo

  • Ellesseffbee
    7 points Feb 15,2018, 3:49pm

    The voices in William's head are telling William to kill you. Stay the fuck away from William.

  • mango-moth
    5 points Feb 15,2018, 3:25am

    He seems like he doesn't know how to approach you so just decides to troll

  • ANAL_DYNOMITE
    3 points Feb 15,2018, 4:52pm

    Monkey needs a hug

  • mossberg93
    5 points Feb 15,2018, 4:03pm

    William needs to be shot.

  • ChipRockets
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 12:03pm

    ChipRockets no like this.

  • slokamoksh
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 1:28pm

    Wtf talk about creepy

  • Josiah55
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 2:09pm

    William, it was really nothing.

  • ynikayuag
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 4:20pm

    The name William has lost all meaning now

  • togawe
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 4:34pm

    William wonders what do you mean stop

    I'm pretty sure William knows exactly what she means stop

  • DetKimble69
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 4:47pm

    Spike don't play with girls.

  • d0riano
    2 points Feb 15,2018, 6:12pm

    william wonders why humanity’s lost its sense of humor

  • AtlantisSky
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 2:57pm

    No.

  • Spaghetti_Bender8873
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 3:50pm

    Are you a Grow-A-Guy?

  • morganfreemansnips
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 3:58pm
  • Moobx
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 5:26pm

    William no you home alone

    .......

  • VladmirShootin
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 6:18pm

    William wonders why he hasnt gotten laid

  • psych4191
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 6:25pm

    I thought Neanderthals were extinct.

  • CertifiedBreads
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 7:07am

    Williams english is not first language

  • gotinpich
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 9:39am

    Spoiler: William is a friend of him.

  • Billionairez
    1 points Feb 15,2018, 2:43pm

    This reminds me of this terrible letter I wrote to a girl I had a crush on when I was eight... Now I'm going to go drink a beer, as is tradition, when I try to forget the most embarrassing moments of my childhood.

  • rvt_scvbies
    0 points Feb 15,2018, 5:16pm

    My drug dealer (whose name is Will) sexually harasses me like this non-stop. Well, not like this in third person, he just pesters me via text for several hours at a time begging to suck my cock (I'm not even gay.) If I could find a new drug dealer I would tell him to cut the shit but alas...

  • keyboardturn
    -2 points Feb 15,2018, 5:19am

    Holy fuck. Is this guy aware like what he's doing? o_o I would say he's trolling otherwise frankly.