Fun fact: Japanese write foreign words and names in katakana. They write Japanese names in Kanji, with different possible Kanji- but sometimes also in hiragana.
To be able to read he would have to learn both syllable alphabets and at least 2000 Kanji.
This reminds me of the one episode of "Friends" with Ross and "unagi".
That is hiragana, not katakana.
The cringe is strong
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It sounds like he does have an affiliation with Japan..
Too much cringe
Dude she actually seemed interested in a date. Yet you only wanted fap material. You could have had the actual girl!!
What the fuck? She gave you a free date...and you denied it.. I'm at a loss
she wanted you to take her to dinner but you prioritized masturbation material over potential for actual sex wtf
I feel like you could have actually gone on a date with this girl if instead of being a full on weirdo you just asked her out initially.
I hope you've changed in the past 2 years, yeeeeeesh
Ok, you are stupid.
Lmao tried to be a victim for not getting nudes, Man thats sad.
So, she was "making you sound creepy", huh? Does that pop into your head when you try to fall asleep? Because it should. Followed by cold sweat.
You almost had her too
I like how it was her birthday and you expected her to give you something. Good on you for being less creepy now though.
I don't get it. You have an internet full of free porn, why beg a stranger for photos?
Username checks out
I’ve been on the receiving end of this type of conversation. I recognize how the girl is using “hahah” and “lol” a lot to make light of the situation.
I dunno about her, but I was always so scared to tell a guy no in the past because I knew he’d lash out, so I’d try to make light of the situation all the time to soften the blow of “no I’m not sending nudes”
Seriously?!You were quoting the dark knight, weren’t you?!
You probably still are
Wow out of all the botched attempts, this was the worst
this is baaaaaaad
It was going pretty well too, damn dude, you username checks out...
What is dp? I mean, I know a couple definitions for it, but I don’t think she’s talking about Deadpool or the pornography that’s not quite as sexy as Deadpool.
oh no op what is you doin???
this physically hurt me
Good lord dude.
Why aren't you anymore? What did you do to better yourself?
The moon emoji was the best part
Why would you post this?
Jesus Christ you people are horrible at gauging the tone of a convo. At no point were her messages showing actual interest in a date with him. All y'all saying he missed out on sleeping with this girl smh
"still not sending you nudes though"
At this point you should have said something along the lines of
"I was actually going to ask you out"
couldve scooped the whoop, but u whooped the poop
Why would he save his own reply?
She said no to gap material like 4times.
You were doing so good at the start too lol
Dude...fap BEFORE you chat a chick up. THEN you won't be stupid. (Hopefully).
Also: you either get GIVEN pics or are in the right vibe to ask for them and not coming across as a creep. (You usually know when you're in the right vibe to get pics by asking) (Unless you're stupid).
'Sometimes the truth isnt good enough, sometimes people deserve more' isnt that whay Batman said to Gordon at the end of The Dark Knight?!
This conversation would have gone faster by carrier pigeon
I hate when i get creeped put the first couple lines of these and then, in a desperate attempt to know the context without having to read the whole dann thing I scroll down and the picture just keeps going on and on and it's just so awful because I know it just had to get worse.
Dude. Dude. She underhanded you a softball! You could have had your cake and eat it too! Dude this hurts to read.
I thought I was cringey back in the teenage years. I mean I'm pretty sure I was but this atleast calms me down a bit.
More needy than creepy. Rightfully cringe though lol. You could’ve played that way better - she clearly has some attraction towards you.
Some girls just don’t appreciate good conversation
Out of curiosity if you don’t mind me asking how old are you? The amount of time between some of the time stamps is crazy, I remember back in the day when I was younger and I would sometimes take hours to text back my crush. It’s like we wanna seem busy or not super interested.
Btw guys, this worked. 3 days later she sent me her beach day pics on snapchat. Check that out here, not the picture ofc, just some proof
Ugh... man you killed that opportunity
Yo dude if you had worked this out in a smoother way, you would have gotten those nudes for sure! You just pushed way too hard :D cringy indeed
Nothing really cringe here. Probably still salvageable in fact.
This is just sexual politics in the 21st century. .
Venmo for relationship drama....that's a new one.
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Why is the ex’s and boyfriend hanging out anyways? That’s odd.
But she should be talking to her boyfriend, not the ex.
free money tho lul
I don't know. The current girlfriend seems to be more of a sad party here.
"I want you to watch this, I want this image to be burned into your brains."
"Michael Scott kisses Oscar"
That hesitation is her deciding between getting the kiss or having her family get labeled as drug pushers and EJK'd tomorrow.
I have no idea if the girl is happy about it or not.
Like a kiss from a rose
This is disturbing, but after watching the video it seemed like the kiss isn't attempting to be romantic? Like how we think kisses are in our western culture. The woman and everyone else in the audience were fawning over him.
It seems like she's excited to be next to the president and he wants to empart a kiss to her as a positive gesture to her? It's a very interesting scenario to say the least.
I can smell him 😷
Less "cringe", more "I can taste my breakfast coming back up"
These sick fucking power hungry tyrants need to be removed from their seats of power. It’s insane how many countries at this moment have dictator like governments literally killing innocent civilians and threatening anyone that try’s to see change. When the shot of liberty rings out the whole world will hear.
wtf why? why do this
An example of seeing what we want to see.
Yes, I’ve watched the whole video and to your point, isn’t context everything? Duterte isn’t anyone’s Brad Pitt.
To me, those aren’t giggles coming from nerves or blushing.
Tbh I would be honored if that was my wife. Also in Philippine culture kisses aren't the same as they are in the west. You blow kisses at your buss driver if you want off for example
I don't like duterte, but I really don't think this woman was too uncomfortable.
Doesn’t he order and sometimes take part in extrajudicial executions? Why the fuck does everyone care that he kissed a woman on the mouth? He’s a murderer and a tyrant and this kiss was probably the nicest thing he did that day.
Filipino President for those wondering.
that dude is nuts.
Yep, I know. The guy should be put down.
Is this the guy with the fake tattoos and skinny jeans?
You don't make it as far as he did without an assload of charisma
it's like when you kiss your "girlfriend " In like y2 or something
Her husband got status mogged.
Prima Nocta to be instituted in the Philippines I see
Cleans up the massive amount of crime in the Philippines? Reddit can't let that slide.
this is how incels be once they get their sweaty hands on money and power
Str8 up G my homee
What's the context of this situation?
Yikes man... yikes
I'm torn between upvoting you for the genuine cringe and downvoting you because you're the source of the cringe.
“Nobody says what they mean.”
Writes cryptic poetry.
Why does the last post have a different font and bubble shape?
and another one https://i.imgur.com/nDC77VG.gifv
the weirdest handshake
I blame the guy on the right for going in with a handshake to the other guy's left side.
They have pine tar or similar on their hands so they can hold onto their tools better, and shaking a sweaty opponent will wreck that.
I wish I had a video of my reaction to this so I could post it to r/watchpeopledieinside
Baoth cats ar goud
timbersports are fucking awesome though. anyone unfamiliar should definitely check it out.
If anyone here has watched Stihl timbersports, it's pretty amazing. The axe and crosscut saw competitions are my favourite.
It’s just because he’s got his mouthguard in that hand. Nothing special about this what so ever. He just doesn’t want the other guy to grab it before he puts it in his mouth.
Okay but that dude was going in for the handshake and the other guy messed it up so bad! Who puts their whole arm up to a handshake?
I wouldn't want to shake hands before fighting to the death with hand axes, either. At least that's what I assume is going on
It’s fine if she digs it 👌🏼
It was a fun lame! A lame where I’d still want to talk to you
Hey man, if she's into that stuff then I'm sure you're good to go! If not, then... well, at least you tried.
Thats not so bad. Depending on the person, they could find it funny
Dude she said you'd leveled up as friends. I doubt she cares, relax.
I think that's quite charming.
The lame part was the follow up where you called it lame. Even if you say something dorky, stand by it. As everyone in this section has pointed out, it was kinda cute.
Holy shit. Any response to that?
I thought it was funny. Like it's corny but funny
This is more cutecringe. I hope you can level up again.
I mean, I'd go out with you. That's pretty awesome, wish more guys talked like that lol
It was really cleaver actually op, you buffed me with "admiration".
You tried to ford the river, but drowned a few oxen.
I wouldn’t fret this too much. However, if you want my general advice, instead of giving your number to people on online dating, you should ask for theirs instead. There are a number of reasons that this is better(in my opinion) by mainly, it shows a higher level of confidence. I becames friends with someone I met on tinder after a few dates and she basically told me that me giving her my number almost turned her off of me. I proceeded to ask other women i knew and they all say it’s better when he asks for her number. Granted it doesn’t really matter in the long run, it gives the woman a chance to reject you which means it puts you in a more vulnerable position and the fact that you do this makes you look more confident and it will also help you get used to facing rejection head on.
It was funny and then you said it was lame and you killed it.
Good until you backpedaled... have some confidence.
You'd be amazed how many Tamrielic men try that same spell. Gotta give Sanguine his due first though, doesn't work if you don't include a good wine offering.
You might wanna work on defaulting towards confidence rather than self depreciation
Oh you shouldn’t have said that second part
Nah, you're alright
The second text ruined it, not the first.
Yeah man, don't beat yourself up! It looks like it was in context of the conversation. =)
Save it by saying "I put all my points into Stamina" lol
Op got hit with the "friends" right out the gate. Rough.
I'd find that a great response! I would still chat. Good luck!
Psh, expend all the magicka if it lets your stamina go up!
Wait you're telling me this isn't how to flirt?
Well what did she say?
Nah it's super cute :)
no this is cute and funny! I think everyone has some dorky thing that they're really into and it's always fun when people just casually mention them please don't beat yourself up over this!
I love it! It is such a cute thing to say <3
But did she text you? If she did it wasn’t lame and she’s probably a cool chick.
Hate to go against the positivity ITT but... it definitely fits this sub lol.
Oh wow. Well if she doesn't appreciate that response, she isn't the girl for you
If she ignored you, she's not worth it
Oh god, hopefully she thought it was dorky but cute (and wasn't totally confused).
Not even a mistake! Be yourself. She should like you for you and not some character you're playing.
First response was fine! Second one was cringe
OP, being yourself and then going "that was lame sorry" is what is lame. Obviously you're insecure about who you are. That's what is not a turn on.
Also, plenty of women play RPG's and D&D and stuff. There's this implication that she "wouldn't get it" or that she'd hate your nerdy joke all because she's a girl, and that's the eye-rolling bit. Girls are nerds, too.
Oh my fuck That is painful to read. Hope it worked though! Cuz if so he/she is a nice person! :)
She used the word “level up”, so I think the game nerd talk is fine. What worries me is the obvious backhand reference to the “friend” zone.
It seems that she is leveling up the wrong branch of your skill tree. She is giving you points for buffing companions, when you are in desperate need for a single target penetration spell.
reminds me of bloodninja chat logs. "i put on my robe and wizard hat..."
It's a better response then something along the lines of "haha yeah".
Was it lame? Yeah it was. But like everyone says it was still pretty funny. Stuff like this usually keeps the conversation going, so you're doing just fine. If she doesn't respond, who cares?
OP you need to fucking believe in yourself man. Your game is on point, it's just nerdy. It's like pokemon types, on some girls you'll be super effective, others not very effective.
Not even cringe
Oof. You met on Tinder and she's describing you as "friends"? Damn
Aw, I think it's cute.
Whoa, hold the phone, this guy watches the HISTORY CHANNEL?! I bet this guy can even comprehend Rick Harrison’s complete character arc.
Must be horrible being too smart to have any fun
He IS an asshole! UK or USA The Office or both? I haven't seen an episode of either cause I'm too lazy to rent the DVDs from Netflix.
sips m'coffee Love the smell of repost in the morning
Hey c'mon. He doesn't sound like an asshole.
He sounds like a pretentious douchebag.
National Geographic and the History Channel. Pfft. I watch Rick and Morty, get on my level. (on a side note is an IQ of 136 even that big? It's probably a bit more intelligent than average, but not a lot more.)
lol bragging about 136 (even though IQ scores are just trash)
I think she summed it up nicely.
Lollll the history channel?
Sounds like he'll be spending a lot of time at the drawing board
What do you mean by "low-tier person"?
Judging by this conversation I would say there is one "low-tier" person here, and it ain't the manager.
What kind of text is "confirmation" to send to your manager?
I have a cousin with the name Shahrad. Funny
Time to have a talk with hr
He's guilty of making a mistake, being over 30 and smoking weed.... and he his now classified in your eyes as "low tier"....
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