There needs to be a survival horror game where you’re fleeing from Ronald McDonald and The King from Burger King, because those are the most horrifying mascots fast food has ever known.
"We all Super Size down here!"
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Cancer really took a toll on Ronald
Looks like he's asking for spare change. Maybe for a wig.
"I was like youuuuuu... once. Give me your hand...HA! hA! HahahaaaAAAhahhiiihiiheeHAAAAA!!!!" Edit: The staring into the lens is very meta/IT
One question, how do kids like this.
Is that a bald man dressed as Ronald in front of a wax boy?
Edit: auto-text battle complete.
I read it at "Tasty Tasty Beautiful Ear" then tried to figure it out and thought oh yeah he is staring at the ear.... :(
Ol' Ron had to come out of retirement.
Smiles like Pretzel Jack.
It's Puddles' scary older brother.
What is in that cup hes holding?
This is the stuff of nightmares my dude
What the matter Georgie? Don't ya like McCafes?
Thankful this wasn't a video or gif and the other head didn't turn around !
This is Mc.Fucked
In the books did Pennywise actually eat his victims or physically traumatize them by maiming them to jack up the fear/trauma levels to infinity to consume that fear essence or some shit?
It’s time to reference this:
“BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!”
Whatcha eating there Billy?
Roland's face looks like it was sculpted out of vanilla McFlurry.
You won’t float too if you eat there enough
This is at a McDonalds in Glendale, Ca. The restaurant is chalk full of these disturbing, lumpy early-90s mannequins. This bald Ronald was just one of the 4 or 5 bizarrely unsettling displays in the dining room.
Okay but that's literally how I look after I go running in the winter and get windburn
Why is it always some stupid clown who ruins your day?
Seems pretty accurate
good god! looks like Mike from Breaking Bad hit some hard times and had to play a melting Ronald McDonald.
somebody snatched his wig oooo
Wendy’s the friend who helps you on your quest till she turns on you at the end.
Tasty, tasty beautiful liver
Little did we know that big pharma created McDonalds with the sole purpose to get the kids and adults hooked on their addictive sugar laced pseudo foods. Make 'em big, make 'em fat, make it cheaper than real foods so there's no option financially, THEN...milk them for everything theyve got in a medical system that is very expensive (in the US). The population becomes sick, fat, unable to be an effective combatant...they will never rise up against the gov (even though its in the rights), they will not live long enough to be much of a burden financially as they'll never collect their pensions, and through conditioning they will never seek out a healthier lifestyle as they hopelessly associated 'good' with sugar....or that vile taste of their burgers with what 'beef' should taste like.
Profits for everyone if you're evil.
I love bald Ronald handing mannequin Bobby Lee a Shipping Paper Soda! It’s my favorite
Very cool, very legal
Contains real human teeth
What happened to Ron?
Damn he looks juicy
McFlipitty Flopity Fun!
Don't be scared, now how about a nice tall glass of refreshing napkin.
He's about McFucking had it with you.
I came! Thank you OP.
When she's on her period
Imagine at this very moment the lights go off and a very bad storm out side .. Run Run Run ....
This is an advert.
How much they pay you, OP?
Someone put a comb-over wig on it.
Anti-vaxxers be like....
The opposite I guess
Looks like some Dr. Pimple Popper shit.
proof that anti-vaxxers are idiots
Smallpox and kid on the right looks like he survived the disease and not vaccination
Anti vax moms be shaking now
I'm gonna use this on anyone who says vaccines are bad for you
But now they are autistic..
You know, he does have that autistic look
The one vaccinated infected the one Was not
Vaccinations are not 100% and people have natural immunities. This proves nothing.
I don't understand how so many people can deny vaccinations. If they did a little research, they would know how simple the process is, and why any sort of vaccination causing autism is downright impossible.
Then again, you have quacks like Dr. John Bergman claiming that Flu vaccines were designed to cause autism and you can cure cancer with Coffee enmas. And people listen to him. What a world we live in.
*shuts door *
This makes me think of the game “Power Drill Massacre”
Pentagram on the door 😟
If you give me 1 million dollars i wouldnt dare to go down that hallway
It’s not much, but it’s home.
2200 downtown LA. No utilities included
Serious Silent Hill vibes.
Yea, being in jail would be unsettling.
Maybe i should clean my room...
Looks like my old apartment building
I call top bunk!
I’ve been gnomed!!!!
That's what basic training looked like.
This is one of the purposed housing solutions for homeless in the PNW: Tiny houses.
Is there a power armor helmet in the wall? Power wall
Cute Storm Trooper there to keep ya company
That's the Monatoba prison, one of the worst in the world. Here is a short VICE video on it.
I mean sleeping in the woods is pretty unsettling to me but lots of people do it for some reason
that lamp post is not helping at all
Now go out there
Is it strange that I felt calmed looking at this picture?
Just me thinking it looks like the opening scene from Harry Potter when they place Harry on the Dudley's doormat?
go to sleep
I actually like this picture i love the setting of night,being tired and listening to some chill music slowly falling asleep.
Pretty much Utah air 24/7
Your lucky no one was standing under the light or you would probably be dead by now.
🎵I guess I forgot to put the fog lights in🎵
Very Todd Hido
Something eerie going on across the street with the red window. Likely a scary movie.
Something about this just soothes me. It’s tranquil, and not seeing any sign of life means it’s quiet, too.
Immediately heard the Exorcist music playing in my head. Do not like.
tch tch tch ahh ahh ahh
Damn, you live in Silent Hill?
The Exorcist kinda Vibe lol, which city is this?
There's something scary and comforting about fog. I think it's a feeling of being swept up in an adventure like a Gothic horror story.
Straight out of the exorcist.
this is deadass silent hill
The dementors must be breeding.
This is what northern Italy looks like on a good visibility night in autumn
“Rustic bachelor suite in 6th arrondissement, Paris, includes bed, maybe a chair. €3500/mo.”
He took the picture, its already to late, the countdown has begun
Looks like Persona.
If you clean the desk up you could make lock picks.
Run before it is too late
I had a pet tarantula a long time ago. At some point it had lost a leg and only had 7. (She used to hang from the screen lid of her terrarium, sometimes I'd find her dangling by 1 leg, so i suspect it came off once).
After a few months of being a 7 legged spider she molted and grew a new leg all at once. it was pretty amazing to watch.
Extremely cool but I'm not sure I would be mentally prepared to see this in real life.
I like how it does that "do I still have all my legs" dance at the end.
Thanks I hate it
“New year, new me”
Where does the skin disappear to?
In case nobody figured it out, this video is sped up drastically. The molting process can take many hours. I use to breed tarantulas as a hobby.
Tarantulas are friendly.
This is sped up of course. But the tarantula molting is awesome to see. The twitching you see with the legs at the end is the tarantula pumping blood through the legs which are extremely soft. After doing this you'll have to wait a week before feeding due to the exoskeleton being very soft as well as the fangs being soft.
Also the abdomen of this tarantula is very small so I would assume that it was in pre molt for quite some time before molting.
It's awesome to see and it's even better when they are big enough and you're able to sex them.
Source: I have 9.
Oh wow. Guess I won’t be sleeping tonight then.
I'm not even interested in having this skin on my personal space
Oo Ah Ee Ee Ah Oo
Wonder if it's painful? I feel like ripping off your skin would be painful.
Well that was horrifying
Reminds me of the alien vs predator face suckers
Ummm. This is me taking off a tight, sweaty t-shirt after a jog in mid-July.
How did you get this?
That's a no for me dog.
Ok who made these? Why do they exist
OH GOD!! Why!?! There really should have been a warning!
It’s little back and forth Shake reminds me of a bear scratching its back! Looks pretty satisfying!
This is sped up soooooo fast
That's gotta feel so good once it gets out of that old skin. I imagine it being similar to a sweater that's too tight and itchy that's been worn for too long and makes you all sweaty.
Oh yeah, good stretch buddy! He looks so happy when he's just shuffling around after it comes off. XD
Looks like the face sucker on aliens
I imagine this is also how hipsters remove their skinny jeans once the blood supply has stopped.
"The dark dan" teached me molting of tarantula a year ago :)
Ive a couple of old girls so dont get many sheds from them anymore but I love the vibrant colours post shed
Me after changing out of my work clothes
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti! I cast you out foul creature of the night!
That lil scoot he does is so cute!
Please, make me un-see it. I actually shuddered.
"Uhhhh what" what? It's molting, that's what spiders do.
Is he broken?
brb, gonna go wash my eyeballs with bleach
what happened to the cast-off skin?
How long does that actually time in real time
Looks like he did the tango at the end there
this is so cool
Now someone put this in reverse
I wish I hadn’t seen this.
That dance at the end!
Eeh, I'll sleep in 2020 then.
I like how he clapped happily when he was done
I think that turtle has epilepsy
"This isn't even my final form."
Reminds me of Matt Foley.
Why do they moult?
Is this similar to how snakes shed their skin?
I don't even want to touch my screen to scroll past this and I usually don't mind spiders.
The worst bit isn't even shown here. The "husk" that's left behind has very disturbing holes in an oval arrangement where the legs left through.
Not sure why it bothers me seeing those holes but it's far and away the scariest part of this.
It's super sped up, wouldn't be nearly this unsettling irl
He did the monster mash
maybe it just has epilepsy and seizured right outta it's skin..
Everyone do the tarantula
Holy shit, as I was watching this my cat rubbed her head on the back of my hand and I flipped the fuck out.
For the curious, this is called molting.
This must be Australia
Well that will do it for my redditing today
Welp, 2019 was fun
Right at the end looks like it could be synced to a Paula Abdul song
Spiders are nightmare creatures and I only spare them because they kill other pests
Monsters are real, can confirm
Ew jesus gross
clip from new Wallace and Gromit trailer
How much would someone have to pay you to let this whole process take place on top of your face?
Easily the most horrifying thing I have seen all year.
Thanks for the nightmares.
Thanks I hate it.
My first reddit video of 2019... FUCK THIS YEAR
That was unsettling but very cool!
Well my eyes went to hell.
Totally reminds me of the Crucio Spell in Harry Potter. A Teacher (Mooney?) demonstrated it in the Defense Against The Dark Arts lessons on a Spider.
New year, new me
GET DA FLAMETHROWERS BOY
These can be a nightmare for spider parents as molts sometimes end up dry and the poor thing gets stuck :(
Damn why does it shake so much even after the shell is off
That's enough Internet for today
Looks like the cruciatus curse.
Well, you should NOT take the exuvie out so early. Normally the spider will suck the remaining fluid inside the exuvie. I bet the owner of this spider even uses watergel and pot coaster to provide for water. Just terrible.
That cool dancing afterwards is ok...KILL IT WITH ACID FIRE
This is that few seconds of attack warmup where you have the opportunity to shoot
What. The. Fuck.
No it’s cool, I didn’t wanna sleep tonight anyways........
Dear lord in heaven
This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them.
And this is why flamethrowers were invented.
Looks horrifying, but the bit at the end where it looks like he is checking himself to make sure hr is good to go is fucking adorable
I wanna forget this
Fuck this. I want out of this universe.
Ok that was totally gross BUT I happened to be watching this horror show while there was techno music playing in the background (on the movie Hot Rod) so the tarantula looked like it was break dancing to it, so.....would have been much worse without the music!
I was sort of hoping it was in the throes of death, but no such luck.
What does mouting mean
I’m going to have fucking nightmares now. Why did I watch this.
Oh god no
I'm glad circumcision isn't like this.
How long does it take for exoskeleton to re harden?
Oh my gosh that was so awesome! Thank you for sharing!
Well that was terrifying.
Its the cruciatus curse
Just shedding them excess holiday carbs
Thanks for the nightmares!
I really need to unsee this...(cool as it is.)
What kind of spider is it?
Now i can't sleep.
How I feel when I get home and take off my bra.
It looks like it hurts a lot
What? How do you take your shirt off after a long day?
Did not need to see this!!
Yes doctor, that's when the nightmares started...
No, thank you.
Honey, pass me my gun...
That's one of the grossest things I've ever fucking seen
Reason 1,000,001 to never leave your house. My god...
Unholy shit, that's a damn nightmare 1000%.
Wish i could this every January 1st
My iPhone when a new model comes out
I am fascinated by this. I never knew tarantulas did this. How often do they do this? Is this something they do because they are getting bigger?
New year, new me.
When it wiggles its a little cute
Looks like the perfect time to kill a tarantula.
Yeah if you could go ahead and kill it with fire that would be great..
My biggest fear is spiders.
This did not help.
That's so cool!! I have heard that a split down the back equals a female; is that true? When I worked at a chain petshop, I got a shed from a rose hair.
Saying goodbye to 2018 like....
Feels amazing, totally recommend it.
I hate these types of videos, they never show the final product for long enough
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
There are two of them?!
That’s why I don’t trust women.
Something touched the back of my neck while watching this and right freaked me out.
This would be what nightmares are made of, if the moulted half got up and scurried away....
I like how it taps its underside for a bit afterwards like "am I still all here? everything where it should be?"
to make it less scary, just imagine the spider is high as fuck and he thought it would be fun to get naked and dance
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
Thanks. How do I unsee it?
ITS DISTRACTED! KILL IT NOW!
New skin, hu dis?
Thanks, I hate it
No thank you.
Yeah it’s a no from me dawg
That's wild 🤯
Kill it with fire
The way it moves at the end is the way I feel after cumming from great sex.
I too have a seizure when I get out of my clothes at home
I, too, have seen the black dog cross the road
This dog is about to make that fateful left turn at Albuquerque...
I can only imagine how many tries it took to get the dog in the right position
But ... I want to pet the good boi
That’s common in the rural south especially if it’s catfish.
Rollie pollie fish heads??
Imagine the smell
common practice to warn wild fish not to trespass on property
Made with Love in New York City, New Jersey & Monterrey, Mexico.