All dead. All rotten. Elves, Men, Orcses.
You don't recognise the bodies in the water
For the first 2 seconds I thought this was real.
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I love fishing in Quebec.
I do not recognize the bodies in the water.
Ice fishing eh, over my cold dead body
Salazar Slytherin’s lake is leaking out of the cave again
I wonder what they use as bait.
Let it go
Good thing I don’t recognise any of them haha
Damn. Just..... Damn.
Its like a scene from World War Z(the book).
All dead. All rotten. Elves, and Men, and Orcses. A great battle long ago... The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes, that is the name! This way. Don't follow the lights. Careful now! Or hobbits go down to join the Dead Ones, and light little candles of their own.
Don't follow the lights.
Gotta be photoshop but still cool nonetheless
Let it snow! Let it snow!
I recognize the bodies in the water.
the fishing is probably pretty good in that spot.
I learned about this today in medical school. It is a disease that's commonly associated with vampire folklore. Symptoms include: severe photosensitivity, anemia, gallstones, amd more.
A family traveling with 2 kids that have XP was pulled over by police,They noticed the kids were covered in huge hooded robes.(To protect them from damaging light exposure)The parents explained,And tryed to show the police doctors statements to prove they were trying to keep these vulnerable children safe from harm.The police thought they were crazy, in a cult or hiding something perverted,And made them take off the kids robes to examine them IN DAYLIGHT.Just dangerous ignorance!
i knew scrolling reddit while eating was a bad idea :(
That looks so painful
Its odd that hes decaying, doesnt have any hair on his head, yet his eyebrows are like fuzzy caterpillars and his beard is doin just fine too, odd how that works.
Fuck is this Voldemort?
Do you cut the head? Or do you eat it? And where's the mayonnaise.
why does it need fingernails? to claw its way back out of my stomach?
No rosemary on that? No thyme?
Teach you boys how to cook an imp properly...
It’s fucking RAW
That's fucking disgusting... I hate peas
Mm lemon pepper
What the shit
Someone send this to PETA
Can’t wait to see what’s for dessert.
I'll have a wing
They had to stitch the stomach shut because something even nastier crawled out of its belly.
I could go for a bit, I call dibs on the ass!
Is the stuffing well seasoned?
i hope he is made of seitan and stuffed with fancy stuffing. this is amazing
Epstein didn't cook himself!
Someone please tell me what the fuck this is
This is a whole fucking plate full of nope.
I don’t know if it’s already cooked or not but that thing needs to be beaten with a stick and killed again with fire either way..
I didn’t want to sleep anyway
You're supposed to remove the head before serving.
Oh, sweet child of Kos, returned to the dining table.
Fucking hell.....that just made my balls quiver
And trata why I'm vegan
I'm not. But I'm horny
I'll take a thigh. Please.
most vegans are vegans because of this. what a hell hole.
I've worked on a chicken farm similar to this. My parents were under contract to work on one and I would help out when I could. The difference between the photo and the farm I worked on is that the chickens were allowed to "roam" freely in the chicken house. It was still dark and smelled terrible. The reason they keep them in the dark is to stop them from moving around too much and have them sit around all day and eat to fatten then up. There would be occasions where if a chicken didn't eat enough it would eventually get trampled to death by the other bigger chickens. Main job I had was picking up the dead ones and carrying them to a disposal bin.
Shit ain’t right man
None of them are happy. They are all tormented souls.
That is why England should not get a trade agreement with the USA. This is banned in EU and UK now! Matrix for Chicken.
These are Animal concentration camps or what?
Fucking hell. It's like a glimpse into hell. This can not be right or moral. Even if you eat meat, how can this be acceptable.
I want a horror movie to come out but use humans instead.
It would at least lead to more conscious consumption of meat. And to reduce waste.
God this is just awful and sad. Those poor animals.
Hello, I work at one of the largest chicken processing companies in America. I just wanted to let all of you people talking about buying free range to help with this problem know that "free-range" might not mean what you think it does. USDA regulations have very specific parameters to be able to put any type of lable on your chicken. For instance, because of the way they raise these birds (like you see above) ALL chickens can be labeled as "young" (which is more expensive) because they only spend 40-90 days at the farm before they are ready to be processed. Also, companies like mine package for many other companies. I package meat for Walmart, HEB, Kroger, Safeway & many other brands, so you can still be buying our stuff without knowing. I do know that we own a few "high-quality free range" brands that just get the same chicken that everyone else gets, only it's checked by USDA more often. If you're really trying to buy free range, I would look up the website of whatever company you're buying from and make sure it isn't owned by one of the three major companies.
This is why I buy from a local farm. It's worth the extra money
Can’t wait for our bosses to stack us in cubicles 16 hours a day to meet the demand of others..
I couldn't own one of these. The thought places a huge burden on me. It's easy to eat the eggs; being the one that's placing them in this 2x2 cell would make me feel worthless.
It’s essentially a torture factory.
1) You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
2) If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
These animals are considered already meat from the day of their birth, put into either two categories of useful or worthless. Most will never even see the sun.
I wondered just now, in an alternate reality where cannibilism was accepted, along with all the discrimination we have had through history. Would I be browsing reddit one day and have come across this picture, but with humans instead of chickens, and would I of picked the same generic poetic quote from a google search, as I looked on at human fetuses being collected and sold to others. I will have Felt good about my supposed fake activism and my karma points, and then gone ahead with my life and continued to eat my human curries, my human and mushroom pot noodle, my english breakfast with two embryos, my birthday cakes would taste so delicious with all those emulsifiers.
I don't think I would change anything, its disturbing how cultural norms are so readily accepted, no matter the moral implications when looked at from an objective stance.
I have the same setup in Minecraft
Great reason to become a vegan. This is horrifying.
What a cruel existence
When ethics gets in the way of profit
Sad, very sad.
I'm not a vegan, but factory farming is definitely fucked up and is one of the biggest stains on modern society.
Sad.... the combs should be black red or purple. poor chickens
And that’s why I’m vegan ladies and gentlemen.
thanks I hate chicken farms
Factory farming is literally modern day torture, it’s so sad and I really wish they would pass some legislation to reduce the amount of animal suffering :/
Watch Dominion. Warning: this is shocking and disturbinghttps://www.dominionmovement.com/
"Dominion uses drones, hidden and handheld cameras to expose the dark underbelly of modern animal agriculture, questioning the morality and validity of humankind’s dominion over the animal kingdom. While mainly focusing on animals used for food, it also explores other ways animals are exploited and abused by humans, including clothing, entertainment and research."
Wow I’m a vegan now..
If this upsets you, consider reducing your consumption of animal products. Even reducing your intake by like 1/4 can make a difference.
Obviously going vegan would make the biggest impact. But not everybody can/wants to.
Also look at buying from small farms, your local hutterite/Amish community, and research any certifications the products have to make sure that they're actually treating their animals humanely.
If you can; raising your own is sometimes an option. I know some cities in Canada are now allowing people to keep chickens in their yards, you just need to license them like any other pet.
Factory farms and industrial agriculture account for a huge portion of greenhouse gas emissions too. If we're gonna stand a chance against climate change, these practices have to change. Consider getting your voice out there; write your local representatives, donate to organizations fighting for policy changes, go to protests, etc.
Fuck this place.
jesus never seeing the light of day or even being able to turn around?
Where was this photo taken? We have regulations in the EU to prevent this kind of stuff (although much more should be done). Honestly, an egg from a bug-eating outdoor chicken at a local farm costs, in my region, about 10 cents more than a factory egg. But somehow the factory pays less taxes.............
Looks like a chicken prison.
Thank god we don’t keep humans in places like this.
That's why I stopped eating meat.Animals in unmoral living situations.
I have opened this post for like last 5 minutes, don't know what to say or scroll away . My mind is completely blank right now. I figured out then there are egg rows in front too. Capitalism I guess?
Sad and scary
Your chicken nuggets right there
Chicken hell. :(
For all Canada preaches about it progressivism, Foie Gras is still legal here (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foie_gras) and one of the largest farms in the world operates in Montreal.
Everyone is so focussed on things like legalizing marijuana here, that people just forget about this horror happening in farms and sold in restaurants all around the country.
Crazy how this shit is legal.
This is terrible and depressing and I feel bad for each and every chicken in there.
Search up how kosher meat is made and you will surely go vegan
My brother adopted an ex battery hen. She was going to be killed because she stopped laying eggs. She's outlived 3 chickens so far
This is totally fucked. I was a vegetarian for 4 years why the hell did I start eating this shit again?
Replace those chicken with humans, and thats insane. Sometimes i think about that, if a superior race came and enslaved and factory farmed us, how we'd feel. Really shocking.
It is not possible to commodify and exploit another being for pleasure or profit without it being problematic. It doesn’t matter what label you put on it.
It also doesn’t matter if the suffering was not as severe and was caused by your Uncle Bob at Freedom Farms. We have to dig a little deeper here. Is it justifiable to intentionally cause any level of suffering and exploitation when we do not need to? Is it in our best interest?
We can’t be perfect. We can’t all necessarily be vegan (food desserts are sadly real), but the majority of us are in a position to challenge our own deeply rooted perceptions, tradition and habits pertaining to the use of animals in our society. Even if we do not change our behaviours, we should all maintain an open mind and give thought to the matter.
I think that’s our moral duty as intelligent and philosophical beings :)
If this image upsets you maybe consider lessening or eliminating your support of this practice by going vegan a couple days a week. Or really put your money where your mouth is and quit meat and dairy for good. It’s up to us to stop this horror. (With the added bonus of a healthier diet and having a severely positive impact on climate change.)
I have no interest in being vegan but I have a vested interest in reaching the point where I never buy commercial again.
I wanna raise chicken and goats, and hunt for my meat being sure to use every part of the animal (which also helps me reduce how much plastic I use because faux fur/leather are all just more plastic).
I hope to reach this point within the next 5 years. It's my 5 year goal.
This is what hell must look like.
Poor things :(
Shits horrible man, #1 reason why I'm vegan, this is so torturous for these poor living things.
Notice their beaks.. they sear them off when they are young to prevent the chickens from pecking each other due to the confined space
Looks reasonably more humane than my chicken farms in minecraft.
Humans are crap!
It’s 2019. If you eat meat or not, if you’re vegan or vegetarian or whatever it is that suits you, they do not deserve this.They deserve to see light. They deserve to feel the wind in their feathers and their feet on the ground.We have to held accountable for what we do.
If they give us eggs, meat, butter- then we owe it to them to give them a better life.If they lose their life to put a steak or nuggets in your tummy then the least we can do is give them the best life from farm to plate.
Cows are same. Lots of festering animals
That's just dreadful. My daughter raises chickens for eggs, they have a lot of freedom and are very happy.
Notice how they're all debeaked..it's because Leghorns don't tolerate confinement well...they need to be going and doing like the others of their breed types, like the Border Collies of Chickens. So they basically go crazy and peck, kill each other. These cages have 12 hens to a place the size of an 8.5 by 11 piece of paper.
Going to make changes to my diet starting right now.
Became a vegetarian because of the deep sadness I feel when I look at pictures like this.
This is unhuman... Imagine what are we eating everyday ..
Where is this? In what country?
It's probably a cage free, free range operation.
This is horrifying....
This is hella cursed
I respect vegans and what they stand for, but we can contribute to better farming by supporting farmers that actually care and as crazy as it may seem if you know somebody that farms, buy directly from them. It really does help. And it’s cheaper and tastes way better.
I would be totally okay with eating meat if this wasn’t how they were treated. If their deaths were quick and mostly painless that would be great, but sadly that isn’t the case. Poor birbs :(
Minecraft chicken farms in real life
Uhhhh why are rosters being put there ? The purpose of that is to just lay eggs it seems
Welcome to the chicken corridor
Next on walking dead, the zombie farm
there’s billions of them living like this, any of which could’ve been me or you in another life. buy your eggs from chickens that had been raised outside, yes it is a bit more expensive but you are not financing this miserable business
These farms are hell on earth
This breaks my heart. It's not scary; it's sad.
Do they have large talons?
If these animals have any notion of what heaven and hell is they will most definetly think they are in the latter.
People treat other creatures as prisoners because they can't sue them or resist. Thrashy. Very Thrashy. Whomever support this is false
Hmmm...I live on a farm where we have a very similiar barn to this one. While a very small minority of producers mistreat there animals...and I'm not going to speak to that BS, I find that most peoples opinion are gleaned from watching some over the top, special interest groups misleading "documentary". Take for instance this picture...Any decent poultry producers knows what chickens require, like all living things, a certain amount of daylight in order to be healthy and productive. Animals don t grow up in the dark...they have 11 hours of daylight every day....Do they spend that outside?...no...but neither do I. As a working adult, I spend maybe 1 hour a day outside...the rest of the time I'm working within a construction factory on the mixed farm. Its terrible, how many people have such loud opinions based on only a very limited understanding and knowledge.
As a meet lover i feel really bad for this animals. They really do deserves better and i won't mind paying more if that meant better treatment for these animals. I do also understand that there are many struggling to afford to put food on the table and vegetables are even more expensive.
I worked on a turkey farm, and those things would peck each others eyes out
I constantly feel guilty that I perpetuate shit like this. These poor animals go through unimaginable horror and I’m a piece of garbage for supporting it and allowing it to happen.
I still eat meat, but in no way THIS should be allowed
Fuck me thought it was a screenshot of horror game... this is sickening
Oh lord, this brings me back..I used to work in a facility like this, and it was horrible. 5 chickens in tiny little cages. These ones pictures are pretty new. After 5 - 6mo, they lose pretty much all their feathers and look like living chicken skeletons, because they flap all the time and lose it all against the cages. We used to have to go through and pull the dead ones out every morning. Some of them get missed and the live ones trample on them because they don't like the feeling of the cage. So you'll find carcasses stuck to the bottom of the cage and have to scrape it off with a paint scraper.
The ones that are dying, you have to take them out and snap their neck. I could never do it, I had to ask my co-worker to do it for me. Oh, and spiders. Insane number of flies = tons of spiders. We had a suit we'd wear and just go through the place with a leaf blower and blow all the spiders down. Literally raining spiders. I actually quit because of the spiders, I was terribly arachnophobic back then. I'm not anymore, but it was a nightmare back then.
They have no light at all? Those strip lights are there but it looks pitch black apart from the camera flash.
damn what the fuck
so they live all their lives in there breeding non stop until they die of exhaustion then they are sold as meat?
My father in law owns a few free range chickens and they provide well enough eggs for most of the family, enough that he delivers us eggs all the time just cause of overflow.
No like this
This is fucking sad
Crazy how 99% animal product comes from factory farming, but everyone in here exclusively eats from a nice local free range organic farm /s
It's silly to pretend abstaining from the product all together or almost entirely isn't the only way to not contribute to this
What the fuck man, this shit should be illegal
Never eat cheep eggs. You can tell by the thinness of the egg shell and yoke color. They should be thick and deep (*cough). Seriously, PAY FOR QUALITY and humane treatment. Pets have rights, farm animals do not, why?
This is some horror movie shit.
ok. im basically vegan now.
Just imagine the smell and the sounds.
There’s gotta be a better way to make batteries.
No guilt here. I don't eat dead animals.
Aww that’s so sad
Mmmm. Yummy chickens. Yummy eggs.
This is why I raise my own livestock. I know that isn't possible for most people, but if possible buy local.
Minecraft with ray tracing lookin' wild.
Helluvah lotta cock
I'm sure in the near future the human race will opt out of raising animals for food; if not entirely, a large percentage. All thanks to bio engineering meats. While at first it may sound gross, it makes perfect sense since our population explosion appears to increase and sourcing food dims scarce.
I've worked in several factory farms. It ain't fun, I'd tell you that right now. If people were willing to spend a little more on food we could avoid this mess.
this makes me so sad. i have 2 chickens and theyre my best friends, so sweet and funny. these poor chickens have such pale combs and are debeaked, they must feel so horrible physically and mentally :(
I just think that hurting and killing animals for a moments satisfaction or pleasure isn’t right. Regardless of a small farm or factory. Especially now a days when there’s so many other good plant based options. It just doesn’t make sense to me.
Amazing how vegans overwhelmingly despise factory farming AND hunters at the same time.
Hunting for your own meat is literally the most noble and humane way to procure animal protein. Animal gets to live a happy normal life in nature, and is killed quickly and humanely without fear.. compared to this.
Also have to mention that hunters donate 2.5 million pounds of meat a year to charity..
for the record, this is not how it's done in Canada (or the UK, apparently).
This needs to be shut down. Abomidable isnt even close to how bad this is
Edit: you dont have to stop eating meat but can we all agree no one and no thing should live in this kind of nightmare?
Pay more for your eggs, people. You really want to support this?
I've seen these farms in real life. It's enough to make me fork out the extra cash for the eggs from cage free chickens.
You can see the blood in the chickens eyes
Look at all those chickens
It baffles me how little people care about this.
Going to McDonald's anyone wants anything
Humanity is disgusting, if you’re still not vegan, at least buy eco eggs or whatever you call them in the US. Cage free. End the cage age!
And this is why I’m raising happy healthy backyard chickens
People of the future are going to look back on factory farming horrified that we could treat living, thinking, loving animals that way
I've seen inside a large scale dairy operation and have spent my teen years on a smaller dairy operation. The animals are well cared for, content, and the farmers love their animals. True of every dairy farmer I've ever met.
Then I saw the inside of an egg operation. Exactly like the picture, maybe even dingier. Factory egg farming is counter to everything I know about farming animals and how farmers treat their animals. I suspect chickens have little emotional state other than 'null' or 'in distress', these chickens are in distress, ongoing.
Fortunately, I've read that in Canada there's a trend towards the big companies requiring only free range eggs. I doubt that is as free range as we might prefer, but it's got to be better than this.
This is Hell. You support this treatment of living, thinking beings if you eat meat. Stop eating meat. Stop this fucked up shit from happening because of you.
Shit like this is why I stopped eating chicken and eggs.
This is why I’m vegan and why you should be too.
I just heard about this recently and it made me feel horrible. How could a decent person do this to such a lovely animal.
pretty sure i read somewhere they crushed a lot of them up and used the powder to make paint for art supplies.
Fun fact: pretty much none of these are ancient Egyptian mummies. They are mostly just shitty grave robberies all dressed up.
This is how you end up catching a curse.
"MUMMIES HERE, GET YOUR MUMMIES. 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL TODAY, GET YOUR MUMMIES!"
- Street vendor.
How much do you think they cost?
The guy's body language seems to be saying, "WTF am I doing seliing mummies?"
The dried meat on a stick vendors are some of the best!
How much would a mummy be in 1865 compared to now?
This is why curses were invented.
He really should prop up the mummy on the left. He’s sagging
"Yeah, your new 4K tv is nice, but I have questions about that mummy in the corner."
I would buy the emaciated one, but I don't really like the color. Poor selection!
Looks like Justin Trudeau is doing blackface again
Judging after the seller attitude the business seems to be dead.
Yes, the OP is right that they are mummies, but they are not ancient. You can tell by the way they are wrapped and how the arms are positioned on the mummies.
The legend says that there are 3 mummies now....
Thats gross, they dont look fresh at all and he isn't even keeping them in a fridge
\* breathes heavily in Hobby Lobby \*
The one on the left is very life-like.
grave robber selling stolen mummies*
I wonder if he sold different flavors or if they were all original.
Be the talk of the village and spruce up any modern mud or brick hut with a mummified corpse.
Wait, which one is the vendor?
“Are you my Mummy?”
Dude, cameras weren’t invented for another 23 years.
Which is a actually a good quality picture, only 26 years after the first photo ever taken.
Kevin: I’m only scared of real things, like serial killers and kidnappers, not things that don’t exist, like ghosts or mummies.
Oscar: Mummies are real, there are mummies at museums.
Kevin: Yeah… Prank.
Robert California: It’s true, they’ve been preserved for thousands of years. They’re all over.
Just flippin bodies
Well, that’s a bit fucked up
Brotha Man needs a new hustle, lol
wow.. the merchant has been standing there a long time and died of dehydration. Even his customers are falling asleep waiting.
Bring out your dead
Sounds like a good way to get haunted.
Damn. No fucks given.
I hear they make great wedding gifts.
Khajiit has wares.
What kind of a reason pushes a man to buy a death people body? Real question.
“I want the female”
*checks map real quick
Wait there’s no Egypt in California...
Let's have "Selling your legacy" for $1, please, Alex.
I wait for the BOGO sale after Christmas usually
Morbid fact: The vendor is now a mummy, too.
So if someone's great grandfather purchased say one mummy from that era and inherited it today, would it be still acceptable or legal to own if was considered a family heirloom or a great uncle named Chuck? Asking for a friend.
Yeah I'll get uhhhhh fuckin' uhhhhhh mummy
seller looks mummified too.
Looks like business around here is pretty dead.
Wow I've lived in California all my life and didn't know we had a town called Egypt.
I wonder with todays inflation, what would a mummy like those in the picture go for?
Goes to show how crazy the world was back then
do you want to catch a curse because i think thats how you catch a curse
How much would a mummy have gone for?
Just how many mummies were there floating around?
I recall QI did an episode where they talked about this.
Mummies were so common at the time that they were used for all sorts. They were briefly popular in the UK for some sort of health tonic, and they were used as fuel for trains (how regularly I do not know)
"We want our stolen treasures back."
So were common people mummified? There seems to be so many mummies.
Look on the vendor's face says business was pretty much... dead.
Were there daddie sellers too?
What’s the opposite of a child trafficker?A mummy vendor.
"It belongs in a museum!"
This motherfucker’s out here just selling literal dead people, and looks BORED doing it.
that's so wrong
I wish I'd been alive then and would have scooped up an armful of these...
Mummies Black Friday
Talk about a dead sale
I want my mummy 😭
This sounds like a great plot device for yet another mummy movie.
ImHoTep is recovered in the 1800's but in a series of gaffs, ends up being sold curbside by a local mummy vendor.
He ends up in a Greek fraternity somewhere in America....
Any of them teriyaki flavor?
I wanna buy one now
Which one is vendor?
Which one’s the vendor
Didn’t know there were cameras back then? :o
(Edit) Except the first “portable” camera wasn’t invented until 1888 and even then it was as big as a dining room table. But you want us to believe this was taken in 1865.... 20 years before the first shitty camera. While any other camera before would have ONLY been used for documentation for official use or having your photo professionally taken all of which would have been staged and hours of work.
r/cursedimages but like probably actually cursed for real, for real.
Looks like a person napping at a dig site to me. What proof is he selling anything other than your title?
why he selling my mummy
Doesn’t look like the vendor is doing to well...
I sell dead people
Even Andy Dufresne would have stopped there
I believe that’s actually The Dunwitch Horror, Lovecraft would approve
I fed tubifex worms to my fish. Basically blood colored worms that are a good live food for at least fresh water fish....after you rinse them off...
Looks like an scp
Anyone else fill up a little?
Are we sure this isn't an anus? Not that that's a problem.
You think it tastes like a big fruit gusher?
"Warning. Unidentified zerg organism detected "
“I can’t even tell what I’m looking at.”
“It’d be a lot cooler if you did!”
That's the portal to the upside down
looks like one of them dildo cam shots
Always good to have spares
I remember visting a friend when I was a kid, and I found a small box that had eyes like these in them. I questioned stuff at this point. I think that's when I found out that prosthetic eyes were a thing. It was a weird experience.
do you use a lubricant to pop em in? or do you just raw dog it?
I was at a bar a couple (fuck its more then 10) years ago and one drunkard bet me he can bite his eyeball. He then took out his fake eye and bit it.
THEN he bet me he can bite his other eyeball and I could see that he wasnt blind. So I took him up on it. He then took out his dentures and bit his other eyeball...
I was drunk, but that made my day. I didnt care I lost, it was not that much money...
in the future, you should get a laser eye
Wait are prosthetic eyes wobbly?
I have my father’s eyes!
Is the box known as a peeper-keeper?
I have always wondered, do they hurt to put in/take out? It seems to me like it would but idk
Do you have a "party" eye?
I remember being a young kid, probably around 8, and finding a box like this on my dad's nightstand. Neither of my parents told me that my dad was missing an eye, or how it happened, and therefore confusing me. I asked my mom about it, which made her uneasy, and gave me a roundabout answer as to what it was. I forgot about that box until I was a teenager, in which my dad finally told me what happened.
Short answer: never play with sticks, kids!
That’s a real eye opener
Once they're in the socket, are you able to move them around? Do the eye muscles catch on? Or do they just sit.
You should get totally black eyes.
Couldn’t hurt to have a extra set of eyes incase you miss something!
Interesting to see another redditor in the same shoes. I only use 1 regularly but have my spare tucked away in an envelope.
If you’re not going round giving one to people saying: “I’m gonna keep my eye on you.” You are waisting your life.
Nice! Just got mine polished at the ocularist yesterday. Feels brand new!
This has been my favorite post all day. Very educational. I have nothing to contribute except, in the classic western The Sons of Katie Elder, there’s a funny scene in which Dean Martin’s character runs a friendly scam by raffling off his fake eye.
"He has your father's eyes"
"Gomez, get those out of his mouth"
How do you make sure you're not putting dust and dirt in your socket when you pop one in? Just give it a good blow like a nintendo cartridge? Or is it more involved?
Do you have any weird eyes for special occasions? I would totally get one with a tiny, sealed flat battery in the back and a glowing red LED so I could look like the Terminator.
Why three different colors? Wouldn't you want them to match your other eye?
I think that's pretty cool, actually. 👀 always good to have extra eyes.
"Mad Eye" Moody is that you?
No gunsight? No smiley face? what kind of villain are you?
I went on a date with a girl who had a glass eye. I didn't know she had one beforehand, it just came out in the conversation.
Have you ever thought about getting a clear one?
This may or may not be my plan if, goodness forbid, I ever lose an eye.
Grant us eyes...
Grant Us Eyes
Ooooooo sexy :)))
You can't rush art
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Haha that’s cool that you have different colors!
Ever swap eye colors just to mess with people?
Cool! You should get a red one for Halloween.
You can tell they are private eyes, they're always watching you.... watching you... watching you.
Man i would go super crazy with slick eyes if I required a fake one. I'd wear a patch, but underneath have the symbol of the Homunculi Wrath. I'd have a glowing terminator eye, custim Kano faceplate, the possibilities are almost endless.
Does that make 5 in total?
My uncle keeps his eyes in a box very much like that.
I bet you can keep your eye on a lot of things at once.
Anyone else hungry?.
Thanks I hate it
Op is Thor?
You Never know when you need a spare one.
To really freak someone out, you need an "Ants in my eyes Johnson" version.
"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes..." - Roy Batty
Well, I was surprised, as I found the spare eyes of my grandmother.
We are thinking on the basest of planes. What we need, are more eyes.
If I had a prosthetic eye I'd get all kinds of cool off the wall ones made. It's never going to look quite real and people are going to stare at it so you mind as well have fun with it.
A sight to behold
Put one in your butt and freak out your partner , stating “my ass is always watching you”.
Burger and 3 eyes
Nice! I’m in the process of getting my fourth one. I’ve had my third one for 24 years now. Time for a replacement.
I don’t know why but they kinda look tasty.
That’s so neat!
Did you find one of them in a talking raccoon’s ass?
Aughra's Secret Stash
Harry, you have your mother's eyes.
And one from your Dad.
Fun fact: so few people are qualified to paint these it’s a really good job to get. Highly specialized and sought after.
I take it these are for when you see someone you like and roll your eyes at them?
Do you have a bloodshot one for after a night out?
Damn bro I only have the one extra eye.
I lose that and I’m down to one.
How do you clean those before insertion? Are they custom fitted to the individual or is the shape/size standardized to some scale/degree?
Where did you get them?Asking for a friend
I've always been told a story about my dad as an underage drinker in the 80s. After losing an eye in a drunk driving accident, he'd take his glass eye out at parties, drop it in someone's drink, and say "this is what happens when you drink and drive." He died in a different accident by age 21, so I have no idea if it's true or what type of person he was (does anyone know who they are at 21?) but sounds like a dick move. Would never fly today with germ/health standards and anti-vaxxers rampant.
Grow a pair...I have 3
I see what you did there.
Okay. So you got stabbed in the eye. Can we hear this story?
No fancy colors or designs? Missed opportunity.
Weird flex Date.
Do you have a bloodshot one for if you're tired or high?
What the fuck😳
You should wear a different one every other day. And slowly but surely watch your coworkers slowly tear each other apart over what your eye color is.
You have your fathers eyes.
Do you pick one based on the mood?
Have you ever asked your old lady to put one up her ass and then bend over and say in a sexy voice " I spy with my little eye"?
And as always one of a pair disapears in the washing mashine.
I am surprised nobody's asked, can we see them when they're in?
So is it true? That the Kree burned your eye out because you refused to give them the Tesseract?
How do you choose which colour to wear?