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Frozen

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • Marebleman
    122 points Dec 04,2019, 11:09pm

    All dead. All rotten. Elves, Men, Orcses.

  • Lennessy
    46 points Dec 04,2019, 11:25pm

    You don't recognise the bodies in the water

  • Pallafurious
    31 points Dec 04,2019, 10:41pm

    For the first 2 seconds I thought this was real.

  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson
    18 points Dec 04,2019, 11:09pm

    I love fishing in Quebec.

  • Rotlar
    15 points Dec 05,2019, 12:13am

    I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

  • caoram
    7 points Dec 05,2019, 12:01am

    Ice fishing eh, over my cold dead body

  • deleted
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 11:46pm

    [deleted]

  • AvogadrosArmy
    8 points Dec 04,2019, 11:27pm

    Salazar Slytherin’s lake is leaking out of the cave again

  • goosjoos
    3 points Dec 05,2019, 1:12am

    I wonder what they use as bait.

  • FurL0ng
    4 points Dec 05,2019, 1:03am

    Let it go

  • SithLordJediMaster
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 11:08pm

    Awesome!

  • Hniku2
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 12:35am

    Canadian incubation

  • Alumil123
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 1:47am

    Good thing I don’t recognise any of them haha

  • king140002
    1 points Dec 05,2019, 12:42am

    Draugr

  • Jmcglynn522
    1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:07am

    Damn. Just..... Damn.

  • InattentiveCup
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 1:47am

    Its like a scene from World War Z(the book).

  • KatieTheDinosaur
    1 points Dec 05,2019, 2:10am

    All dead. All rotten. Elves, and Men, and Orcses. A great battle long ago... The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes, that is the name! This way. Don't follow the lights. Careful now! Or hobbits go down to join the Dead Ones, and light little candles of their own.

    Don't follow the lights.

  • macDelinWorld
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 12:33am

    Gotta be photoshop but still cool nonetheless

  • sumr4ndo
    0 points Dec 05,2019, 1:37am

    Let it snow! Let it snow!

  • ScarboroughFairy
    -1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:20am

    I recognize the bodies in the water.

COMMENTS

  • Marebleman
    122 points Dec 04,2019, 11:09pm

    All dead. All rotten. Elves, Men, Orcses.

  • Lennessy
    46 points Dec 04,2019, 11:25pm

    You don't recognise the bodies in the water

  • Pallafurious
    31 points Dec 04,2019, 10:41pm

    For the first 2 seconds I thought this was real.

  • Lordsofexcellence
    42 points Dec 04,2019, 10:45pm

    the fishing is probably pretty good in that spot.

  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson
    18 points Dec 04,2019, 11:09pm

    I love fishing in Quebec.

  • Rotlar
    15 points Dec 05,2019, 12:13am

    I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

  • caoram
    7 points Dec 05,2019, 12:01am

    Ice fishing eh, over my cold dead body

  • deleted
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 11:46pm

    [deleted]

  • AvogadrosArmy
    8 points Dec 04,2019, 11:27pm

    Salazar Slytherin’s lake is leaking out of the cave again

  • goosjoos
    3 points Dec 05,2019, 1:12am

    I wonder what they use as bait.

  • FurL0ng
    4 points Dec 05,2019, 1:03am

    Let it go

  • SithLordJediMaster
    2 points Dec 04,2019, 11:08pm

    Awesome!

  • Hniku2
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 12:35am

    Canadian incubation

  • Alumil123
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 1:47am

    Good thing I don’t recognise any of them haha

  • king140002
    1 points Dec 05,2019, 12:42am

    Draugr

  • Jmcglynn522
    1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:07am

    Damn. Just..... Damn.

  • InattentiveCup
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 1:47am

    Its like a scene from World War Z(the book).

  • KatieTheDinosaur
    1 points Dec 05,2019, 2:10am

    All dead. All rotten. Elves, and Men, and Orcses. A great battle long ago... The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes, that is the name! This way. Don't follow the lights. Careful now! Or hobbits go down to join the Dead Ones, and light little candles of their own.

    Don't follow the lights.

  • macDelinWorld
    2 points Dec 05,2019, 12:33am

    Gotta be photoshop but still cool nonetheless

  • sumr4ndo
    0 points Dec 05,2019, 1:37am

    Let it snow! Let it snow!

  • ScarboroughFairy
    -1 points Dec 05,2019, 1:20am

    I recognize the bodies in the water.

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Congenital Erythropoietic Porphyria (aka Gunther's disease)

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • K117r418
    15 points Dec 03,2019, 9:54pm

    I learned about this today in medical school. It is a disease that's commonly associated with vampire folklore. Symptoms include: severe photosensitivity, anemia, gallstones, amd more.

  • kittymoma918
    7 points Dec 04,2019, 1:12pm

    A family traveling with 2 kids that have XP was pulled over by police,They noticed the kids were covered in huge hooded robes.(To protect them from damaging light exposure)The parents explained,And tryed to show the police doctors statements to prove they were trying to keep these vulnerable children safe from harm.The police thought they were crazy, in a cult or hiding something perverted,And made them take off the kids robes to examine them IN DAYLIGHT.Just dangerous ignorance!

  • nickbelmo
    19 points Dec 04,2019, 12:34pm

    i knew scrolling reddit while eating was a bad idea :(

  • JacLaw
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 2:40pm

    That looks so painful

  • StainRed
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 5:34pm

    Goddammit, Gunther!!

COMMENTS

  • K117r418
    15 points Dec 03,2019, 9:54pm

    I learned about this today in medical school. It is a disease that's commonly associated with vampire folklore. Symptoms include: severe photosensitivity, anemia, gallstones, amd more.

  • kittymoma918
    7 points Dec 04,2019, 1:12pm

    A family traveling with 2 kids that have XP was pulled over by police,They noticed the kids were covered in huge hooded robes.(To protect them from damaging light exposure)The parents explained,And tryed to show the police doctors statements to prove they were trying to keep these vulnerable children safe from harm.The police thought they were crazy, in a cult or hiding something perverted,And made them take off the kids robes to examine them IN DAYLIGHT.Just dangerous ignorance!

  • nickbelmo
    19 points Dec 04,2019, 12:34pm

    i knew scrolling reddit while eating was a bad idea :(

  • formless2386
    6 points Dec 04,2019, 12:49pm

    Its odd that hes decaying, doesnt have any hair on his head, yet his eyebrows are like fuzzy caterpillars and his beard is doin just fine too, odd how that works.

  • JacLaw
    5 points Dec 04,2019, 2:40pm

    That looks so painful

  • StainRed
    1 points Dec 04,2019, 5:34pm

    Goddammit, Gunther!!

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who's hungry?

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • Drasenx
    28 points Dec 01,2019, 2:12pm

    Fuck is this Voldemort?

  • VirtualPrivateNobody
    11 points Dec 01,2019, 2:24pm

    Do you cut the head? Or do you eat it? And where's the mayonnaise.

  • LastRedshirt
    7 points Dec 01,2019, 2:23pm

    why does it need fingernails? to claw its way back out of my stomach?

  • DoctorDollars
    7 points Dec 01,2019, 2:48pm

    Needs salt

  • Exo-Observer
    5 points Dec 01,2019, 2:40pm

    Shoulder please!!!!

    No rosemary on that? No thyme?

    Teach you boys how to cook an imp properly...

  • brjto
    5 points Dec 01,2019, 2:58pm

    It’s fucking RAW

  • thxxx1337
    5 points Dec 01,2019, 3:19pm

    That's fucking disgusting... I hate peas

  • hjadams123
    4 points Dec 01,2019, 2:54pm

    I’m good.

  • Mr_Ted_Stickle
    3 points Dec 01,2019, 3:03pm

    Mm lemon pepper

  • PLS-SEND-UR-NIPS
    2 points Dec 01,2019, 3:41pm

    What the shit

  • bertiebees
    2 points Dec 01,2019, 4:02pm

    Someone send this to PETA

  • Ocean53
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 2:26pm

    Can’t wait to see what’s for dessert.

  • thxxx1337
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:18pm

    I'll have a wing

  • thxxx1337
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:20pm

    They had to stitch the stomach shut because something even nastier crawled out of its belly.

  • TheOtterWithAKnife
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:52pm

    I could go for a bit, I call dibs on the ass!

  • picklewig47b
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:03pm

    Is the stuffing well seasoned?

  • deborah834
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:06pm

    i hope he is made of seitan and stuffed with fancy stuffing. this is amazing

  • hypeman2933
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:08pm

    Mmm Yummy

  • kssir
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:13pm

    Epstein didn't cook himself!

  • nazggimbatul
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:39pm

    Someone please tell me what the fuck this is

  • domiran
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 5:20pm

    This is a whole fucking plate full of nope.

    /r/ATBGE

  • BlacklistedEventing
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 5:24pm

    I don’t know if it’s already cooked or not but that thing needs to be beaten with a stick and killed again with fire either way..

  • shotgun-gamess
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 5:42pm

    I didn’t want to sleep anyway

  • zilltheinfestor
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 6:40pm

    You're supposed to remove the head before serving.

  • LFDT
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 6:58pm

    Oh, sweet child of Kos, returned to the dining table.

  • Howdy-Hoooo
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 7:24pm

    Fucking hell.....that just made my balls quiver

  • _313_
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:38pm

    And trata why I'm vegan

  • kshitij1010
    -3 points Dec 01,2019, 3:02pm

    I'm not. But I'm horny

    Unzips pants

COMMENTS

  • Drasenx
    28 points Dec 01,2019, 2:12pm

    Fuck is this Voldemort?

  • VirtualPrivateNobody
    11 points Dec 01,2019, 2:24pm

    Do you cut the head? Or do you eat it? And where's the mayonnaise.

  • LastRedshirt
    7 points Dec 01,2019, 2:23pm

    why does it need fingernails? to claw its way back out of my stomach?

  • JayDuBois
    6 points Dec 01,2019, 2:25pm

    I'll take a thigh. Please.

  • DoctorDollars
    7 points Dec 01,2019, 2:48pm

    Needs salt

  • Exo-Observer
    5 points Dec 01,2019, 2:40pm

    Shoulder please!!!!

    No rosemary on that? No thyme?

    Teach you boys how to cook an imp properly...

  • brjto
    5 points Dec 01,2019, 2:58pm

    It’s fucking RAW

  • thxxx1337
    5 points Dec 01,2019, 3:19pm

    That's fucking disgusting... I hate peas

  • hjadams123
    4 points Dec 01,2019, 2:54pm

    I’m good.

  • Mr_Ted_Stickle
    3 points Dec 01,2019, 3:03pm

    Mm lemon pepper

  • PLS-SEND-UR-NIPS
    2 points Dec 01,2019, 3:41pm

    What the shit

  • bertiebees
    2 points Dec 01,2019, 4:02pm

    Someone send this to PETA

  • Ocean53
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 2:26pm

    Can’t wait to see what’s for dessert.

  • thxxx1337
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:18pm

    I'll have a wing

  • thxxx1337
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:20pm

    They had to stitch the stomach shut because something even nastier crawled out of its belly.

  • TheOtterWithAKnife
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:52pm

    I could go for a bit, I call dibs on the ass!

  • picklewig47b
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:03pm

    Is the stuffing well seasoned?

  • deborah834
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:06pm

    i hope he is made of seitan and stuffed with fancy stuffing. this is amazing

  • hypeman2933
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:08pm

    Mmm Yummy

  • kssir
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:13pm

    Epstein didn't cook himself!

  • nazggimbatul
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 4:39pm

    Someone please tell me what the fuck this is

  • domiran
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 5:20pm

    This is a whole fucking plate full of nope.

    /r/ATBGE

  • BlacklistedEventing
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 5:24pm

    I don’t know if it’s already cooked or not but that thing needs to be beaten with a stick and killed again with fire either way..

  • shotgun-gamess
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 5:42pm

    I didn’t want to sleep anyway

  • zilltheinfestor
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 6:40pm

    You're supposed to remove the head before serving.

  • LFDT
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 6:58pm

    Oh, sweet child of Kos, returned to the dining table.

  • Howdy-Hoooo
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 7:24pm

    Fucking hell.....that just made my balls quiver

  • _313_
    1 points Dec 01,2019, 3:38pm

    And trata why I'm vegan

  • kshitij1010
    -3 points Dec 01,2019, 3:02pm

    I'm not. But I'm horny

    Unzips pants

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Factory Farm

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • scarface2cz
    3759 points Nov 28,2019, 12:05pm

    most vegans are vegans because of this. what a hell hole.

  • flashtitan
    281 points Nov 28,2019, 12:49pm

    I've worked on a chicken farm similar to this. My parents were under contract to work on one and I would help out when I could. The difference between the photo and the farm I worked on is that the chickens were allowed to "roam" freely in the chicken house. It was still dark and smelled terrible. The reason they keep them in the dark is to stop them from moving around too much and have them sit around all day and eat to fatten then up. There would be occasions where if a chicken didn't eat enough it would eventually get trampled to death by the other bigger chickens. Main job I had was picking up the dead ones and carrying them to a disposal bin.

  • fuckKnucklesLLC
    475 points Nov 28,2019, 12:24pm

    Shit ain’t right man

  • A_Falcon_Bird
    289 points Nov 28,2019, 12:27pm

    None of them are happy. They are all tormented souls.

  • realseals
    733 points Nov 28,2019, 12:32pm

    That is why England should not get a trade agreement with the USA. This is banned in EU and UK now! Matrix for Chicken.

  • blue-leeder
    82 points Nov 28,2019, 1:09pm

    These are Animal concentration camps or what?

  • CynicalRecidivist
    59 points Nov 28,2019, 2:03pm

    Fucking hell. It's like a glimpse into hell. This can not be right or moral. Even if you eat meat, how can this be acceptable.

  • NerdyDan
    158 points Nov 28,2019, 12:19pm

    I want a horror movie to come out but use humans instead.

    It would at least lead to more conscious consumption of meat. And to reduce waste.

  • teddytherooz
    11 points Nov 28,2019, 3:33pm

    God this is just awful and sad. Those poor animals.

  • ReflexiveOW
    22 points Nov 28,2019, 3:58pm

    Hello, I work at one of the largest chicken processing companies in America. I just wanted to let all of you people talking about buying free range to help with this problem know that "free-range" might not mean what you think it does. USDA regulations have very specific parameters to be able to put any type of lable on your chicken. For instance, because of the way they raise these birds (like you see above) ALL chickens can be labeled as "young" (which is more expensive) because they only spend 40-90 days at the farm before they are ready to be processed. Also, companies like mine package for many other companies. I package meat for Walmart, HEB, Kroger, Safeway & many other brands, so you can still be buying our stuff without knowing. I do know that we own a few "high-quality free range" brands that just get the same chicken that everyone else gets, only it's checked by USDA more often. If you're really trying to buy free range, I would look up the website of whatever company you're buying from and make sure it isn't owned by one of the three major companies.

  • witchygemini
    304 points Nov 28,2019, 12:36pm

    This is why I buy from a local farm. It's worth the extra money

  • jamesy211
    27 points Nov 28,2019, 12:56pm

    Can’t wait for our bosses to stack us in cubicles 16 hours a day to meet the demand of others..

  • Liifed
    67 points Nov 28,2019, 12:02pm

    I couldn't own one of these. The thought places a huge burden on me. It's easy to eat the eggs; being the one that's placing them in this 2x2 cell would make me feel worthless.

  • VandelayyIndustries
    42 points Nov 28,2019, 1:18pm

    It’s essentially a torture factory.

  • LocoLittle
    15 points Nov 28,2019, 3:42pm

    1) You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

    2) If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

    These animals are considered already meat from the day of their birth, put into either two categories of useful or worthless. Most will never even see the sun.

    I wondered just now, in an alternate reality where cannibilism was accepted, along with all the discrimination we have had through history. Would I be browsing reddit one day and have come across this picture, but with humans instead of chickens, and would I of picked the same generic poetic quote from a google search, as I looked on at human fetuses being collected and sold to others. I will have Felt good about my supposed fake activism and my karma points, and then gone ahead with my life and continued to eat my human curries, my human and mushroom pot noodle, my english breakfast with two embryos, my birthday cakes would taste so delicious with all those emulsifiers.

    I don't think I would change anything, its disturbing how cultural norms are so readily accepted, no matter the moral implications when looked at from an objective stance.

  • Viridian4892
    12 points Nov 28,2019, 3:01pm

    Poor babies

  • Behnzo
    22 points Nov 28,2019, 2:29pm

    I have the same setup in Minecraft

  • HungryCats96
    84 points Nov 28,2019, 1:09pm

    Great reason to become a vegan. This is horrifying.

  • DoughBuoy1
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 4:47pm

    What a cruel existence

  • cyg_cube
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 9:19pm

    When ethics gets in the way of profit

  • aphex33
    15 points Nov 28,2019, 12:48pm

    Sad, very sad.

  • CaptionClosed
    32 points Nov 28,2019, 1:43pm

    I'm not a vegan, but factory farming is definitely fucked up and is one of the biggest stains on modern society.

  • koopaveli
    27 points Nov 28,2019, 12:22pm

    Sad.... the combs should be black red or purple. poor chickens

  • kaf-ka
    53 points Nov 28,2019, 1:19pm

    And that’s why I’m vegan ladies and gentlemen.

  • RefriedLatino
    9 points Nov 28,2019, 1:40pm

    thanks I hate chicken farms

  • brendan1007
    7 points Nov 28,2019, 2:40pm

    Factory farming is literally modern day torture, it’s so sad and I really wish they would pass some legislation to reduce the amount of animal suffering :/

  • Smish0
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 2:52pm

    Poor creatures.

  • Benonearth
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 5:58pm

    Watch Dominion. Warning: this is shocking and disturbinghttps://www.dominionmovement.com/

    "Dominion uses drones, hidden and handheld cameras to expose the dark underbelly of modern animal agriculture, questioning the morality and validity of humankind’s dominion over the animal kingdom. While mainly focusing on animals used for food, it also explores other ways animals are exploited and abused by humans, including clothing, entertainment and research."

  • JRCFOG
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 9:18pm

    Unimaginable suffering.

  • be_a_good_human
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:27pm

    Poor babies.

  • kitterkat19
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 9:29pm

    Wow I’m a vegan now..

  • cassious64
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 11:02pm

    If this upsets you, consider reducing your consumption of animal products. Even reducing your intake by like 1/4 can make a difference.

    Obviously going vegan would make the biggest impact. But not everybody can/wants to.

    Also look at buying from small farms, your local hutterite/Amish community, and research any certifications the products have to make sure that they're actually treating their animals humanely.

    If you can; raising your own is sometimes an option. I know some cities in Canada are now allowing people to keep chickens in their yards, you just need to license them like any other pet.

    Factory farms and industrial agriculture account for a huge portion of greenhouse gas emissions too. If we're gonna stand a chance against climate change, these practices have to change. Consider getting your voice out there; write your local representatives, donate to organizations fighting for policy changes, go to protests, etc.

  • ketamine_dart
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 11:15pm

    Fuck this place.

  • annapepper
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 11:35pm

    jesus never seeing the light of day or even being able to turn around?

  • keel_up
    17 points Nov 28,2019, 1:01pm

    Where was this photo taken? We have regulations in the EU to prevent this kind of stuff (although much more should be done). Honestly, an egg from a bug-eating outdoor chicken at a local farm costs, in my region, about 10 cents more than a factory egg. But somehow the factory pays less taxes.............

  • Geicosellscrap
    9 points Nov 28,2019, 1:47pm

    Looks like a chicken prison.

    Thank god we don’t keep humans in places like this.

    /s

  • GregTheChief
    9 points Nov 28,2019, 4:58pm

    That's why I stopped eating meat.Animals in unmoral living situations.

  • abdulqayyum
    6 points Nov 28,2019, 3:27pm

    I have opened this post for like last 5 minutes, don't know what to say or scroll away . My mind is completely blank right now. I figured out then there are egg rows in front too. Capitalism I guess?

  • Thanksforthetip69
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 1:35pm

    Sad and scary

  • ScotsScots
    7 points Nov 28,2019, 1:52pm

    Your chicken nuggets right there

  • michaeltk111
    12 points Nov 28,2019, 1:07pm

    Chicken hell. :(

  • Drouzen
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:57pm

    For all Canada preaches about it progressivism, Foie Gras is still legal here (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foie_gras) and one of the largest farms in the world operates in Montreal.

    Everyone is so focussed on things like legalizing marijuana here, that people just forget about this horror happening in farms and sold in restaurants all around the country.

  • GLITCHEDMATRIX
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 4:21pm

    Crazy how this shit is legal.

  • Me_Himself
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 4:32pm

    Just disgusting

  • Cantremembermyoldnam
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 4:59pm

    This is terrible and depressing and I feel bad for each and every chicken in there.

  • Faze_Avocado
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 5:43pm

    Search up how kosher meat is made and you will surely go vegan

  • mangostarfish
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 6:23pm

    My brother adopted an ex battery hen. She was going to be killed because she stopped laying eggs. She's outlived 3 chickens so far

  • kymilovechelle
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 6:55pm

    This is totally fucked. I was a vegetarian for 4 years why the hell did I start eating this shit again?

  • jz_onmyfeet
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 7:27pm

    Replace those chicken with humans, and thats insane. Sometimes i think about that, if a superior race came and enslaved and factory farmed us, how we'd feel. Really shocking.

  • earthlingmichelle
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 7:45pm

    It is not possible to commodify and exploit another being for pleasure or profit without it being problematic. It doesn’t matter what label you put on it.

    It also doesn’t matter if the suffering was not as severe and was caused by your Uncle Bob at Freedom Farms. We have to dig a little deeper here. Is it justifiable to intentionally cause any level of suffering and exploitation when we do not need to? Is it in our best interest?

    We can’t be perfect. We can’t all necessarily be vegan (food desserts are sadly real), but the majority of us are in a position to challenge our own deeply rooted perceptions, tradition and habits pertaining to the use of animals in our society. Even if we do not change our behaviours, we should all maintain an open mind and give thought to the matter.

    I think that’s our moral duty as intelligent and philosophical beings :)

  • vid_icarus
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:17pm

    If this image upsets you maybe consider lessening or eliminating your support of this practice by going vegan a couple days a week. Or really put your money where your mouth is and quit meat and dairy for good. It’s up to us to stop this horror. (With the added bonus of a healthier diet and having a severely positive impact on climate change.)

  • NightSkyButterfly
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:33pm

    I have no interest in being vegan but I have a vested interest in reaching the point where I never buy commercial again.

    I wanna raise chicken and goats, and hunt for my meat being sure to use every part of the animal (which also helps me reduce how much plastic I use because faux fur/leather are all just more plastic).

    I hope to reach this point within the next 5 years. It's my 5 year goal.

  • -Fapologist-
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:47pm

    This is what hell must look like.

  • howmuchisadollar
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 10:19pm

    Poor things :(

  • GibGoodUsername
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 10:37pm

    Shits horrible man, #1 reason why I'm vegan, this is so torturous for these poor living things.

  • lamonkl0
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 10:55pm

    Notice their beaks.. they sear them off when they are young to prevent the chickens from pecking each other due to the confined space

  • Desertscape
    12 points Nov 28,2019, 1:26pm

    Looks reasonably more humane than my chicken farms in minecraft.

  • janno161
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 1:56pm

    Humans are crap!

  • Justanun
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 9:44pm

    It’s 2019. If you eat meat or not, if you’re vegan or vegetarian or whatever it is that suits you, they do not deserve this.They deserve to see light. They deserve to feel the wind in their feathers and their feet on the ground.We have to held accountable for what we do.

    If they give us eggs, meat, butter- then we owe it to them to give them a better life.If they lose their life to put a steak or nuggets in your tummy then the least we can do is give them the best life from farm to plate.

    Edit typo

  • Powerwagon64
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 1:20pm

    Cows are same. Lots of festering animals

  • Cocobird5
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 2:57pm

    That's just dreadful. My daughter raises chickens for eggs, they have a lot of freedom and are very happy.

  • KeeperofAmmut7
    6 points Nov 28,2019, 3:30pm

    Notice how they're all debeaked..it's because Leghorns don't tolerate confinement well...they need to be going and doing like the others of their breed types, like the Border Collies of Chickens. So they basically go crazy and peck, kill each other. These cages have 12 hens to a place the size of an 8.5 by 11 piece of paper.

  • Whatevs57
    6 points Nov 28,2019, 4:45pm

    Going to make changes to my diet starting right now.

  • fluffycornbreaddog
    17 points Nov 28,2019, 1:28pm

    Became a vegetarian because of the deep sadness I feel when I look at pictures like this.

  • svw05062009
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:30pm

    This is unhuman... Imagine what are we eating everyday ..

  • Fotofan74
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 1:35pm

    Where is this? In what country?

  • Corstaad
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 2:35pm

    It's probably a cage free, free range operation.

  • ay0d
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:00pm

    This is horrifying....

  • DaddyJoestar_69
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:03pm

    This is hella cursed

  • Noahc1611
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:27pm

    I respect vegans and what they stand for, but we can contribute to better farming by supporting farmers that actually care and as crazy as it may seem if you know somebody that farms, buy directly from them. It really does help. And it’s cheaper and tastes way better.

  • Bobo_LOL
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:41pm

    I would be totally okay with eating meat if this wasn’t how they were treated. If their deaths were quick and mostly painless that would be great, but sadly that isn’t the case. Poor birbs :(

  • Smartindsmart1
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:43pm

    Minecraft chicken farms in real life

  • EthanRavecrow
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:00pm

    Uhhhh why are rosters being put there ? The purpose of that is to just lay eggs it seems

  • Cbrick98
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:02pm

    Welcome to the chicken corridor

  • nelbar
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:03pm

    Next on walking dead, the zombie farm

  • flash_27
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:18pm

    Chicken heads

  • Auntpig
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:20pm

    there’s billions of them living like this, any of which could’ve been me or you in another life. buy your eggs from chickens that had been raised outside, yes it is a bit more expensive but you are not financing this miserable business

  • __retardedlemon
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:26pm

    These farms are hell on earth

  • IamComradeQuestion
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 6:50pm

    This breaks my heart. It's not scary; it's sad.

  • meapplejak
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:02pm

    Do they have large talons?

  • ElegantSpaghetti
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:27pm

    If these animals have any notion of what heaven and hell is they will most definetly think they are in the latter.

  • doctorofphiloshopy
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:32pm

    People treat other creatures as prisoners because they can't sue them or resist. Thrashy. Very Thrashy. Whomever support this is false

  • ivel83
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:39pm

    Hmmm...I live on a farm where we have a very similiar barn to this one. While a very small minority of producers mistreat there animals...and I'm not going to speak to that BS, I find that most peoples opinion are gleaned from watching some over the top, special interest groups misleading "documentary". Take for instance this picture...Any decent poultry producers knows what chickens require, like all living things, a certain amount of daylight in order to be healthy and productive. Animals don t grow up in the dark...they have 11 hours of daylight every day....Do they spend that outside?...no...but neither do I. As a working adult, I spend maybe 1 hour a day outside...the rest of the time I'm working within a construction factory on the mixed farm. Its terrible, how many people have such loud opinions based on only a very limited understanding and knowledge.

  • Victor4251c
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:47pm

    As a meet lover i feel really bad for this animals. They really do deserves better and i won't mind paying more if that meant better treatment for these animals. I do also understand that there are many struggling to afford to put food on the table and vegetables are even more expensive.

  • Manish_Metha
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:10pm

    I worked on a turkey farm, and those things would peck each others eyes out

  • Floggingmicah
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:21pm

    I constantly feel guilty that I perpetuate shit like this. These poor animals go through unimaginable horror and I’m a piece of garbage for supporting it and allowing it to happen.

  • Guguf22
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:26pm

    I still eat meat, but in no way THIS should be allowed

  • Whubbsie
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:36pm

    Fuck me thought it was a screenshot of horror game... this is sickening

  • benicetosomeonetoday
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:43pm

    Oh lord, this brings me back..I used to work in a facility like this, and it was horrible. 5 chickens in tiny little cages. These ones pictures are pretty new. After 5 - 6mo, they lose pretty much all their feathers and look like living chicken skeletons, because they flap all the time and lose it all against the cages. We used to have to go through and pull the dead ones out every morning. Some of them get missed and the live ones trample on them because they don't like the feeling of the cage. So you'll find carcasses stuck to the bottom of the cage and have to scrape it off with a paint scraper.

    The ones that are dying, you have to take them out and snap their neck. I could never do it, I had to ask my co-worker to do it for me. Oh, and spiders. Insane number of flies = tons of spiders. We had a suit we'd wear and just go through the place with a leaf blower and blow all the spiders down. Literally raining spiders. I actually quit because of the spiders, I was terribly arachnophobic back then. I'm not anymore, but it was a nightmare back then.

  • Steviewoods
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:54pm

    They have no light at all? Those strip lights are there but it looks pitch black apart from the camera flash.

  • lRaziel1
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:55pm

    damn what the fuck

    so they live all their lives in there breeding non stop until they die of exhaustion then they are sold as meat?

  • Operative427
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:01pm

    My father in law owns a few free range chickens and they provide well enough eggs for most of the family, enough that he delivers us eggs all the time just cause of overflow.

  • CrappyDoodlez
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:41pm

    No like this

  • tessahudgeon
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:57pm

    This is fucking sad

  • HuckFard
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:02pm

    MUST BOYCOTT

  • Pm-me-gift-cardz
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:02pm

    Crazy how 99% animal product comes from factory farming, but everyone in here exclusively eats from a nice local free range organic farm /s

    It's silly to pretend abstaining from the product all together or almost entirely isn't the only way to not contribute to this

  • Ch1986
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:26pm

    What the fuck man, this shit should be illegal

  • silk_shirt
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:32pm

    Never eat cheep eggs. You can tell by the thinness of the egg shell and yoke color. They should be thick and deep (*cough). Seriously, PAY FOR QUALITY and humane treatment. Pets have rights, farm animals do not, why?

  • Flapjack_samurai
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:53pm

    This is some horror movie shit.

  • ThisIsntRael
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:53pm
  • Mojang420
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 11:15pm

    ok. im basically vegan now.

  • Kashmoney99
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 11:16pm

    Just imagine the smell and the sounds.

  • Protobaggins
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 11:41pm

    There’s gotta be a better way to make batteries.

  • Colin_Bowell
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 12:00am

    No guilt here. I don't eat dead animals.

  • ghost958
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 12:08am

    veganism intensifies

  • Pixyurethra
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 12:08am

    Aww that’s so sad

  • Jokermutt45
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 7:35am

    Mmmm. Yummy chickens. Yummy eggs.

  • pokemon-gangbang
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 1:22pm

    This is why I raise my own livestock. I know that isn't possible for most people, but if possible buy local.

  • Fl0wed
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 1:00pm

    Minecraft with ray tracing lookin' wild.

  • Jinkzuk
    7 points Nov 28,2019, 1:33pm

    Helluvah lotta cock

  • otjorge
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:38pm

    I'm sure in the near future the human race will opt out of raising animals for food; if not entirely, a large percentage. All thanks to bio engineering meats. While at first it may sound gross, it makes perfect sense since our population explosion appears to increase and sourcing food dims scarce.

  • StopPineapplePizza
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 5:27pm

    I've worked in several factory farms. It ain't fun, I'd tell you that right now. If people were willing to spend a little more on food we could avoid this mess.

  • oharacopter
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 5:54pm

    this makes me so sad. i have 2 chickens and theyre my best friends, so sweet and funny. these poor chickens have such pale combs and are debeaked, they must feel so horrible physically and mentally :(

  • ominousomanytes
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 6:04pm

    Not ok...

  • Frankenshady
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 7:20pm

    I just think that hurting and killing animals for a moments satisfaction or pleasure isn’t right. Regardless of a small farm or factory. Especially now a days when there’s so many other good plant based options. It just doesn’t make sense to me.

  • Just4TodayIthink
    13 points Nov 28,2019, 2:17pm

    Amazing how vegans overwhelmingly despise factory farming AND hunters at the same time.

    Hunting for your own meat is literally the most noble and humane way to procure animal protein. Animal gets to live a happy normal life in nature, and is killed quickly and humanely without fear.. compared to this.

    Also have to mention that hunters donate 2.5 million pounds of meat a year to charity..

  • gokarrt
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:33pm

    for the record, this is not how it's done in Canada (or the UK, apparently).

  • Grizzly-boyfriend
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 4:19pm

    This needs to be shut down. Abomidable isnt even close to how bad this is

    Edit: you dont have to stop eating meat but can we all agree no one and no thing should live in this kind of nightmare?

  • smith_s2
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 1:36pm

    Pay more for your eggs, people. You really want to support this?

  • hockeygurly01
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 2:00pm

    I've seen these farms in real life. It's enough to make me fork out the extra cash for the eggs from cage free chickens.

  • kjahboss
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 12:59pm

    Cage free?

  • BltzGaming98
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:16pm

    You can see the blood in the chickens eyes

  • Uptownflunk
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:19pm
  • __retardedlemon
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:29pm

    It baffles me how little people care about this.

  • ordinaryBiped
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:54pm

    Going to McDonald's anyone wants anything

  • gherat
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:48pm

    Humanity is disgusting, if you’re still not vegan, at least buy eco eggs or whatever you call them in the US. Cage free. End the cage age!

  • pkunko
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:53pm

    And this is why I’m raising happy healthy backyard chickens

  • CountAardvark
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:13pm

    People of the future are going to look back on factory farming horrified that we could treat living, thinking, loving animals that way

  • thetermguy
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:57pm

    I've seen inside a large scale dairy operation and have spent my teen years on a smaller dairy operation. The animals are well cared for, content, and the farmers love their animals. True of every dairy farmer I've ever met.

    Then I saw the inside of an egg operation. Exactly like the picture, maybe even dingier. Factory egg farming is counter to everything I know about farming animals and how farmers treat their animals. I suspect chickens have little emotional state other than 'null' or 'in distress', these chickens are in distress, ongoing.

    Fortunately, I've read that in Canada there's a trend towards the big companies requiring only free range eggs. I doubt that is as free range as we might prefer, but it's got to be better than this.

  • L345H
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:09pm

    This is Hell. You support this treatment of living, thinking beings if you eat meat. Stop eating meat. Stop this fucked up shit from happening because of you.

  • dreaming-underwater
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:04pm

    Shit like this is why I stopped eating chicken and eggs.

  • cpu101
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 8:53pm

    This is why I’m vegan and why you should be too.

COMMENTS

  • scarface2cz
    3759 points Nov 28,2019, 12:05pm

    most vegans are vegans because of this. what a hell hole.

  • flashtitan
    281 points Nov 28,2019, 12:49pm

    I've worked on a chicken farm similar to this. My parents were under contract to work on one and I would help out when I could. The difference between the photo and the farm I worked on is that the chickens were allowed to "roam" freely in the chicken house. It was still dark and smelled terrible. The reason they keep them in the dark is to stop them from moving around too much and have them sit around all day and eat to fatten then up. There would be occasions where if a chicken didn't eat enough it would eventually get trampled to death by the other bigger chickens. Main job I had was picking up the dead ones and carrying them to a disposal bin.

  • fuckKnucklesLLC
    475 points Nov 28,2019, 12:24pm

    Shit ain’t right man

  • a_12whit
    911 points Nov 28,2019, 12:11pm

    I just heard about this recently and it made me feel horrible. How could a decent person do this to such a lovely animal.

  • A_Falcon_Bird
    289 points Nov 28,2019, 12:27pm

    None of them are happy. They are all tormented souls.

  • realseals
    733 points Nov 28,2019, 12:32pm

    That is why England should not get a trade agreement with the USA. This is banned in EU and UK now! Matrix for Chicken.

  • blue-leeder
    82 points Nov 28,2019, 1:09pm

    These are Animal concentration camps or what?

  • CynicalRecidivist
    59 points Nov 28,2019, 2:03pm

    Fucking hell. It's like a glimpse into hell. This can not be right or moral. Even if you eat meat, how can this be acceptable.

  • NerdyDan
    158 points Nov 28,2019, 12:19pm

    I want a horror movie to come out but use humans instead.

    It would at least lead to more conscious consumption of meat. And to reduce waste.

  • teddytherooz
    11 points Nov 28,2019, 3:33pm

    God this is just awful and sad. Those poor animals.

  • ReflexiveOW
    22 points Nov 28,2019, 3:58pm

    Hello, I work at one of the largest chicken processing companies in America. I just wanted to let all of you people talking about buying free range to help with this problem know that "free-range" might not mean what you think it does. USDA regulations have very specific parameters to be able to put any type of lable on your chicken. For instance, because of the way they raise these birds (like you see above) ALL chickens can be labeled as "young" (which is more expensive) because they only spend 40-90 days at the farm before they are ready to be processed. Also, companies like mine package for many other companies. I package meat for Walmart, HEB, Kroger, Safeway & many other brands, so you can still be buying our stuff without knowing. I do know that we own a few "high-quality free range" brands that just get the same chicken that everyone else gets, only it's checked by USDA more often. If you're really trying to buy free range, I would look up the website of whatever company you're buying from and make sure it isn't owned by one of the three major companies.

  • witchygemini
    304 points Nov 28,2019, 12:36pm

    This is why I buy from a local farm. It's worth the extra money

  • jamesy211
    27 points Nov 28,2019, 12:56pm

    Can’t wait for our bosses to stack us in cubicles 16 hours a day to meet the demand of others..

  • Liifed
    67 points Nov 28,2019, 12:02pm

    I couldn't own one of these. The thought places a huge burden on me. It's easy to eat the eggs; being the one that's placing them in this 2x2 cell would make me feel worthless.

  • VandelayyIndustries
    42 points Nov 28,2019, 1:18pm

    It’s essentially a torture factory.

  • LocoLittle
    15 points Nov 28,2019, 3:42pm

    1) You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

    2) If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

    These animals are considered already meat from the day of their birth, put into either two categories of useful or worthless. Most will never even see the sun.

    I wondered just now, in an alternate reality where cannibilism was accepted, along with all the discrimination we have had through history. Would I be browsing reddit one day and have come across this picture, but with humans instead of chickens, and would I of picked the same generic poetic quote from a google search, as I looked on at human fetuses being collected and sold to others. I will have Felt good about my supposed fake activism and my karma points, and then gone ahead with my life and continued to eat my human curries, my human and mushroom pot noodle, my english breakfast with two embryos, my birthday cakes would taste so delicious with all those emulsifiers.

    I don't think I would change anything, its disturbing how cultural norms are so readily accepted, no matter the moral implications when looked at from an objective stance.

  • Viridian4892
    12 points Nov 28,2019, 3:01pm

    Poor babies

  • Behnzo
    22 points Nov 28,2019, 2:29pm

    I have the same setup in Minecraft

  • HungryCats96
    84 points Nov 28,2019, 1:09pm

    Great reason to become a vegan. This is horrifying.

  • DoughBuoy1
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 4:47pm

    What a cruel existence

  • cyg_cube
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 9:19pm

    When ethics gets in the way of profit

  • aphex33
    15 points Nov 28,2019, 12:48pm

    Sad, very sad.

  • CaptionClosed
    32 points Nov 28,2019, 1:43pm

    I'm not a vegan, but factory farming is definitely fucked up and is one of the biggest stains on modern society.

  • koopaveli
    27 points Nov 28,2019, 12:22pm

    Sad.... the combs should be black red or purple. poor chickens

  • kaf-ka
    53 points Nov 28,2019, 1:19pm

    And that’s why I’m vegan ladies and gentlemen.

  • RefriedLatino
    9 points Nov 28,2019, 1:40pm

    thanks I hate chicken farms

  • brendan1007
    7 points Nov 28,2019, 2:40pm

    Factory farming is literally modern day torture, it’s so sad and I really wish they would pass some legislation to reduce the amount of animal suffering :/

  • Smish0
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 2:52pm

    Poor creatures.

  • Benonearth
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 5:58pm

    Watch Dominion. Warning: this is shocking and disturbinghttps://www.dominionmovement.com/

    "Dominion uses drones, hidden and handheld cameras to expose the dark underbelly of modern animal agriculture, questioning the morality and validity of humankind’s dominion over the animal kingdom. While mainly focusing on animals used for food, it also explores other ways animals are exploited and abused by humans, including clothing, entertainment and research."

  • JRCFOG
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 9:18pm

    Unimaginable suffering.

  • be_a_good_human
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:27pm

    Poor babies.

  • kitterkat19
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 9:29pm

    Wow I’m a vegan now..

  • cassious64
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 11:02pm

    If this upsets you, consider reducing your consumption of animal products. Even reducing your intake by like 1/4 can make a difference.

    Obviously going vegan would make the biggest impact. But not everybody can/wants to.

    Also look at buying from small farms, your local hutterite/Amish community, and research any certifications the products have to make sure that they're actually treating their animals humanely.

    If you can; raising your own is sometimes an option. I know some cities in Canada are now allowing people to keep chickens in their yards, you just need to license them like any other pet.

    Factory farms and industrial agriculture account for a huge portion of greenhouse gas emissions too. If we're gonna stand a chance against climate change, these practices have to change. Consider getting your voice out there; write your local representatives, donate to organizations fighting for policy changes, go to protests, etc.

  • ketamine_dart
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 11:15pm

    Fuck this place.

  • annapepper
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 11:35pm

    jesus never seeing the light of day or even being able to turn around?

  • keel_up
    17 points Nov 28,2019, 1:01pm

    Where was this photo taken? We have regulations in the EU to prevent this kind of stuff (although much more should be done). Honestly, an egg from a bug-eating outdoor chicken at a local farm costs, in my region, about 10 cents more than a factory egg. But somehow the factory pays less taxes.............

  • Geicosellscrap
    9 points Nov 28,2019, 1:47pm

    Looks like a chicken prison.

    Thank god we don’t keep humans in places like this.

    /s

  • GregTheChief
    9 points Nov 28,2019, 4:58pm

    That's why I stopped eating meat.Animals in unmoral living situations.

  • abdulqayyum
    6 points Nov 28,2019, 3:27pm

    I have opened this post for like last 5 minutes, don't know what to say or scroll away . My mind is completely blank right now. I figured out then there are egg rows in front too. Capitalism I guess?

  • Thanksforthetip69
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 1:35pm

    Sad and scary

  • ScotsScots
    7 points Nov 28,2019, 1:52pm

    Your chicken nuggets right there

  • michaeltk111
    12 points Nov 28,2019, 1:07pm

    Chicken hell. :(

  • Drouzen
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:57pm

    For all Canada preaches about it progressivism, Foie Gras is still legal here (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foie_gras) and one of the largest farms in the world operates in Montreal.

    Everyone is so focussed on things like legalizing marijuana here, that people just forget about this horror happening in farms and sold in restaurants all around the country.

  • GLITCHEDMATRIX
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 4:21pm

    Crazy how this shit is legal.

  • Me_Himself
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 4:32pm

    Just disgusting

  • Cantremembermyoldnam
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 4:59pm

    This is terrible and depressing and I feel bad for each and every chicken in there.

  • Faze_Avocado
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 5:43pm

    Search up how kosher meat is made and you will surely go vegan

  • mangostarfish
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 6:23pm

    My brother adopted an ex battery hen. She was going to be killed because she stopped laying eggs. She's outlived 3 chickens so far

  • kymilovechelle
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 6:55pm

    This is totally fucked. I was a vegetarian for 4 years why the hell did I start eating this shit again?

  • jz_onmyfeet
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 7:27pm

    Replace those chicken with humans, and thats insane. Sometimes i think about that, if a superior race came and enslaved and factory farmed us, how we'd feel. Really shocking.

  • earthlingmichelle
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 7:45pm

    It is not possible to commodify and exploit another being for pleasure or profit without it being problematic. It doesn’t matter what label you put on it.

    It also doesn’t matter if the suffering was not as severe and was caused by your Uncle Bob at Freedom Farms. We have to dig a little deeper here. Is it justifiable to intentionally cause any level of suffering and exploitation when we do not need to? Is it in our best interest?

    We can’t be perfect. We can’t all necessarily be vegan (food desserts are sadly real), but the majority of us are in a position to challenge our own deeply rooted perceptions, tradition and habits pertaining to the use of animals in our society. Even if we do not change our behaviours, we should all maintain an open mind and give thought to the matter.

    I think that’s our moral duty as intelligent and philosophical beings :)

  • vid_icarus
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:17pm

    If this image upsets you maybe consider lessening or eliminating your support of this practice by going vegan a couple days a week. Or really put your money where your mouth is and quit meat and dairy for good. It’s up to us to stop this horror. (With the added bonus of a healthier diet and having a severely positive impact on climate change.)

  • NightSkyButterfly
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:33pm

    I have no interest in being vegan but I have a vested interest in reaching the point where I never buy commercial again.

    I wanna raise chicken and goats, and hunt for my meat being sure to use every part of the animal (which also helps me reduce how much plastic I use because faux fur/leather are all just more plastic).

    I hope to reach this point within the next 5 years. It's my 5 year goal.

  • -Fapologist-
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 9:47pm

    This is what hell must look like.

  • howmuchisadollar
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 10:19pm

    Poor things :(

  • GibGoodUsername
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 10:37pm

    Shits horrible man, #1 reason why I'm vegan, this is so torturous for these poor living things.

  • lamonkl0
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 10:55pm

    Notice their beaks.. they sear them off when they are young to prevent the chickens from pecking each other due to the confined space

  • Desertscape
    12 points Nov 28,2019, 1:26pm

    Looks reasonably more humane than my chicken farms in minecraft.

  • janno161
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 1:56pm

    Humans are crap!

  • Justanun
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 9:44pm

    It’s 2019. If you eat meat or not, if you’re vegan or vegetarian or whatever it is that suits you, they do not deserve this.They deserve to see light. They deserve to feel the wind in their feathers and their feet on the ground.We have to held accountable for what we do.

    If they give us eggs, meat, butter- then we owe it to them to give them a better life.If they lose their life to put a steak or nuggets in your tummy then the least we can do is give them the best life from farm to plate.

    Edit typo

  • Powerwagon64
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 1:20pm

    Cows are same. Lots of festering animals

  • Cocobird5
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 2:57pm

    That's just dreadful. My daughter raises chickens for eggs, they have a lot of freedom and are very happy.

  • KeeperofAmmut7
    6 points Nov 28,2019, 3:30pm

    Notice how they're all debeaked..it's because Leghorns don't tolerate confinement well...they need to be going and doing like the others of their breed types, like the Border Collies of Chickens. So they basically go crazy and peck, kill each other. These cages have 12 hens to a place the size of an 8.5 by 11 piece of paper.

  • Whatevs57
    6 points Nov 28,2019, 4:45pm

    Going to make changes to my diet starting right now.

  • fluffycornbreaddog
    17 points Nov 28,2019, 1:28pm

    Became a vegetarian because of the deep sadness I feel when I look at pictures like this.

  • svw05062009
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:30pm

    This is unhuman... Imagine what are we eating everyday ..

  • Fotofan74
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 1:35pm

    Where is this? In what country?

  • Corstaad
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 2:35pm

    It's probably a cage free, free range operation.

  • ay0d
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:00pm

    This is horrifying....

  • DaddyJoestar_69
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:03pm

    This is hella cursed

  • Noahc1611
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:27pm

    I respect vegans and what they stand for, but we can contribute to better farming by supporting farmers that actually care and as crazy as it may seem if you know somebody that farms, buy directly from them. It really does help. And it’s cheaper and tastes way better.

  • Bobo_LOL
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:41pm

    I would be totally okay with eating meat if this wasn’t how they were treated. If their deaths were quick and mostly painless that would be great, but sadly that isn’t the case. Poor birbs :(

  • Smartindsmart1
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 3:43pm

    Minecraft chicken farms in real life

  • EthanRavecrow
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:00pm

    Uhhhh why are rosters being put there ? The purpose of that is to just lay eggs it seems

  • Cbrick98
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:02pm

    Welcome to the chicken corridor

  • nelbar
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:03pm

    Next on walking dead, the zombie farm

  • flash_27
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:18pm

    Chicken heads

  • Auntpig
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:20pm

    there’s billions of them living like this, any of which could’ve been me or you in another life. buy your eggs from chickens that had been raised outside, yes it is a bit more expensive but you are not financing this miserable business

  • __retardedlemon
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:26pm

    These farms are hell on earth

  • IamComradeQuestion
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 6:50pm

    This breaks my heart. It's not scary; it's sad.

  • meapplejak
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:02pm

    Do they have large talons?

  • ElegantSpaghetti
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:27pm

    If these animals have any notion of what heaven and hell is they will most definetly think they are in the latter.

  • doctorofphiloshopy
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:32pm

    People treat other creatures as prisoners because they can't sue them or resist. Thrashy. Very Thrashy. Whomever support this is false

  • ivel83
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:39pm

    Hmmm...I live on a farm where we have a very similiar barn to this one. While a very small minority of producers mistreat there animals...and I'm not going to speak to that BS, I find that most peoples opinion are gleaned from watching some over the top, special interest groups misleading "documentary". Take for instance this picture...Any decent poultry producers knows what chickens require, like all living things, a certain amount of daylight in order to be healthy and productive. Animals don t grow up in the dark...they have 11 hours of daylight every day....Do they spend that outside?...no...but neither do I. As a working adult, I spend maybe 1 hour a day outside...the rest of the time I'm working within a construction factory on the mixed farm. Its terrible, how many people have such loud opinions based on only a very limited understanding and knowledge.

  • Victor4251c
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:47pm

    As a meet lover i feel really bad for this animals. They really do deserves better and i won't mind paying more if that meant better treatment for these animals. I do also understand that there are many struggling to afford to put food on the table and vegetables are even more expensive.

  • Manish_Metha
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:10pm

    I worked on a turkey farm, and those things would peck each others eyes out

  • Floggingmicah
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:21pm

    I constantly feel guilty that I perpetuate shit like this. These poor animals go through unimaginable horror and I’m a piece of garbage for supporting it and allowing it to happen.

  • Guguf22
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:26pm

    I still eat meat, but in no way THIS should be allowed

  • Whubbsie
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:36pm

    Fuck me thought it was a screenshot of horror game... this is sickening

  • benicetosomeonetoday
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:43pm

    Oh lord, this brings me back..I used to work in a facility like this, and it was horrible. 5 chickens in tiny little cages. These ones pictures are pretty new. After 5 - 6mo, they lose pretty much all their feathers and look like living chicken skeletons, because they flap all the time and lose it all against the cages. We used to have to go through and pull the dead ones out every morning. Some of them get missed and the live ones trample on them because they don't like the feeling of the cage. So you'll find carcasses stuck to the bottom of the cage and have to scrape it off with a paint scraper.

    The ones that are dying, you have to take them out and snap their neck. I could never do it, I had to ask my co-worker to do it for me. Oh, and spiders. Insane number of flies = tons of spiders. We had a suit we'd wear and just go through the place with a leaf blower and blow all the spiders down. Literally raining spiders. I actually quit because of the spiders, I was terribly arachnophobic back then. I'm not anymore, but it was a nightmare back then.

  • Steviewoods
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:54pm

    They have no light at all? Those strip lights are there but it looks pitch black apart from the camera flash.

  • lRaziel1
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:55pm

    damn what the fuck

    so they live all their lives in there breeding non stop until they die of exhaustion then they are sold as meat?

  • Operative427
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:01pm

    My father in law owns a few free range chickens and they provide well enough eggs for most of the family, enough that he delivers us eggs all the time just cause of overflow.

  • CrappyDoodlez
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:41pm

    No like this

  • tessahudgeon
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:57pm

    This is fucking sad

  • HuckFard
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:02pm

    MUST BOYCOTT

  • Pm-me-gift-cardz
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:02pm

    Crazy how 99% animal product comes from factory farming, but everyone in here exclusively eats from a nice local free range organic farm /s

    It's silly to pretend abstaining from the product all together or almost entirely isn't the only way to not contribute to this

  • Ch1986
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:26pm

    What the fuck man, this shit should be illegal

  • silk_shirt
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:32pm

    Never eat cheep eggs. You can tell by the thinness of the egg shell and yoke color. They should be thick and deep (*cough). Seriously, PAY FOR QUALITY and humane treatment. Pets have rights, farm animals do not, why?

  • Flapjack_samurai
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:53pm

    This is some horror movie shit.

  • ThisIsntRael
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 10:53pm
  • Mojang420
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 11:15pm

    ok. im basically vegan now.

  • Kashmoney99
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 11:16pm

    Just imagine the smell and the sounds.

  • Protobaggins
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 11:41pm

    There’s gotta be a better way to make batteries.

  • Colin_Bowell
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 12:00am

    No guilt here. I don't eat dead animals.

  • ghost958
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 12:08am

    veganism intensifies

  • Pixyurethra
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 12:08am

    Aww that’s so sad

  • Jokermutt45
    2 points Nov 29,2019, 7:35am

    Mmmm. Yummy chickens. Yummy eggs.

  • pokemon-gangbang
    8 points Nov 28,2019, 1:22pm

    This is why I raise my own livestock. I know that isn't possible for most people, but if possible buy local.

  • Fl0wed
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 1:00pm

    Minecraft with ray tracing lookin' wild.

  • Jinkzuk
    7 points Nov 28,2019, 1:33pm

    Helluvah lotta cock

  • otjorge
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:38pm

    I'm sure in the near future the human race will opt out of raising animals for food; if not entirely, a large percentage. All thanks to bio engineering meats. While at first it may sound gross, it makes perfect sense since our population explosion appears to increase and sourcing food dims scarce.

  • StopPineapplePizza
    4 points Nov 28,2019, 5:27pm

    I've worked in several factory farms. It ain't fun, I'd tell you that right now. If people were willing to spend a little more on food we could avoid this mess.

  • oharacopter
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 5:54pm

    this makes me so sad. i have 2 chickens and theyre my best friends, so sweet and funny. these poor chickens have such pale combs and are debeaked, they must feel so horrible physically and mentally :(

  • ominousomanytes
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 6:04pm

    Not ok...

  • Frankenshady
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 7:20pm

    I just think that hurting and killing animals for a moments satisfaction or pleasure isn’t right. Regardless of a small farm or factory. Especially now a days when there’s so many other good plant based options. It just doesn’t make sense to me.

  • Just4TodayIthink
    13 points Nov 28,2019, 2:17pm

    Amazing how vegans overwhelmingly despise factory farming AND hunters at the same time.

    Hunting for your own meat is literally the most noble and humane way to procure animal protein. Animal gets to live a happy normal life in nature, and is killed quickly and humanely without fear.. compared to this.

    Also have to mention that hunters donate 2.5 million pounds of meat a year to charity..

  • gokarrt
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 3:33pm

    for the record, this is not how it's done in Canada (or the UK, apparently).

  • Grizzly-boyfriend
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 4:19pm

    This needs to be shut down. Abomidable isnt even close to how bad this is

    Edit: you dont have to stop eating meat but can we all agree no one and no thing should live in this kind of nightmare?

  • smith_s2
    5 points Nov 28,2019, 1:36pm

    Pay more for your eggs, people. You really want to support this?

  • hockeygurly01
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 2:00pm

    I've seen these farms in real life. It's enough to make me fork out the extra cash for the eggs from cage free chickens.

  • kjahboss
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 12:59pm

    Cage free?

  • BltzGaming98
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:16pm

    You can see the blood in the chickens eyes

  • Uptownflunk
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:19pm
  • __retardedlemon
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:29pm

    It baffles me how little people care about this.

  • ordinaryBiped
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:54pm

    Going to McDonald's anyone wants anything

  • gherat
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:48pm

    Humanity is disgusting, if you’re still not vegan, at least buy eco eggs or whatever you call them in the US. Cage free. End the cage age!

  • pkunko
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 7:53pm

    And this is why I’m raising happy healthy backyard chickens

  • CountAardvark
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:13pm

    People of the future are going to look back on factory farming horrified that we could treat living, thinking, loving animals that way

  • thetermguy
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 8:57pm

    I've seen inside a large scale dairy operation and have spent my teen years on a smaller dairy operation. The animals are well cared for, content, and the farmers love their animals. True of every dairy farmer I've ever met.

    Then I saw the inside of an egg operation. Exactly like the picture, maybe even dingier. Factory egg farming is counter to everything I know about farming animals and how farmers treat their animals. I suspect chickens have little emotional state other than 'null' or 'in distress', these chickens are in distress, ongoing.

    Fortunately, I've read that in Canada there's a trend towards the big companies requiring only free range eggs. I doubt that is as free range as we might prefer, but it's got to be better than this.

  • L345H
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 9:09pm

    This is Hell. You support this treatment of living, thinking beings if you eat meat. Stop eating meat. Stop this fucked up shit from happening because of you.

  • dreaming-underwater
    2 points Nov 28,2019, 5:04pm

    Shit like this is why I stopped eating chicken and eggs.

  • cpu101
    3 points Nov 28,2019, 8:53pm

    This is why I’m vegan and why you should be too.

● ● ●

A street vendor selling mummies in Egypt, ca.1865

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • Long_pig_cafe
    517 points Nov 26,2019, 10:40am

    pretty sure i read somewhere they crushed a lot of them up and used the powder to make paint for art supplies.

  • greyetch
    172 points Nov 26,2019, 12:58pm

    Fun fact: pretty much none of these are ancient Egyptian mummies. They are mostly just shitty grave robberies all dressed up.

  • Hailbrewcifer666
    50 points Nov 26,2019, 12:22pm

    This is how you end up catching a curse.

  • Esoteric_Erric
    37 points Nov 26,2019, 1:52pm

    "MUMMIES HERE, GET YOUR MUMMIES. 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL TODAY, GET YOUR MUMMIES!"

    - Street vendor.

  • N-I_TNY
    16 points Nov 26,2019, 1:41pm

    How much do you think they cost?

  • janet-eugene-hair
    18 points Nov 26,2019, 2:11pm

    The guy's body language seems to be saying, "WTF am I doing seliing mummies?"

  • hyperbolemath
    44 points Nov 26,2019, 12:18pm
  • CurraheeAniKawi
    12 points Nov 26,2019, 1:48pm

    The dried meat on a stick vendors are some of the best!

  • NowItzLuigi
    10 points Nov 26,2019, 1:50pm

    How much would a mummy be in 1865 compared to now?

  • Benbot2000
    7 points Nov 26,2019, 1:45pm

    This is why curses were invented.

  • bimbo_inspector
    8 points Nov 26,2019, 12:53pm

    He really should prop up the mummy on the left. He’s sagging

  • ManEEEFaces
    6 points Nov 26,2019, 2:08pm

    "Yeah, your new 4K tv is nice, but I have questions about that mummy in the corner."

  • carlsberg24
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 2:30pm

    I would buy the emaciated one, but I don't really like the color. Poor selection!

  • obeah6611
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 2:29pm

    Looks like Justin Trudeau is doing blackface again

  • Al1n03
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 3:06pm

    Judging after the seller attitude the business seems to be dead.

  • Inalanehn
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 3:26pm

    Yes, the OP is right that they are mummies, but they are not ancient. You can tell by the way they are wrapped and how the arms are positioned on the mummies.

  • Estimohn
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 1:36pm

    The legend says that there are 3 mummies now....

  • davidbatt
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 2:28pm

    Thats gross, they dont look fresh at all and he isn't even keeping them in a fridge

  • Meshtemataste
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 2:29pm

    \* breathes heavily in Hobby Lobby \*

  • murfl
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 3:03pm

    The one on the left is very life-like.

  • admirerofallunicorns
    4 points Nov 26,2019, 1:52pm

    grave robber selling stolen mummies*

  • nonailsnodrag
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 1:47pm

    r/cursedimages_ literally

  • TacosAnonymous
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 2:59pm

    I wonder if he sold different flavors or if they were all original.

  • GoDan_Autocorrect
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 3:17pm

    Be the talk of the village and spruce up any modern mud or brick hut with a mummified corpse.

  • Tjref
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 4:02pm

    Wait, which one is the vendor?

  • Merky600
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 4:39pm

    “Are you my Mummy?”

  • quietARTILLERY
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 4:43pm

    Dude, cameras weren’t invented for another 23 years.

  • nosquadsnomasters
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 2:31pm

    Mummy issues

  • Lorien93
    4 points Nov 26,2019, 2:33pm

    Which is a actually a good quality picture, only 26 years after the first photo ever taken.

  • tom_tucker_87
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 2:37pm

    Kevin: I’m only scared of real things, like serial killers and kidnappers, not things that don’t exist, like ghosts or mummies.

    Oscar: Mummies are real, there are mummies at museums.

    Kevin: Yeah… Prank.

    Robert California: It’s true, they’ve been preserved for thousands of years. They’re all over.

  • robertbreadford
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 1:48pm

    Just flippin bodies

  • casbri13
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:31pm

    Well, that’s a bit fucked up

  • Blyndblitz
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:38pm

    Yes

  • JayHosseini
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:39pm

    Brotha Man needs a new hustle, lol

  • rav-age
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:48pm

    wow.. the merchant has been standing there a long time and died of dehydration. Even his customers are falling asleep waiting.

  • Leesyboy65
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:55pm

    Bring out your dead

  • burbon4brekfast
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:57pm

    Sounds like a good way to get haunted.

  • SanMarvelousOne
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:01pm

    Damn. No fucks given.

  • Xerokine
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:11pm

    I hear they make great wedding gifts.

  • Gongaloon
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:29pm

    Khajiit has wares.

  • thenakedking
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:43pm

    What kind of a reason pushes a man to buy a death people body? Real question.

  • CRTPTRSN
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:44pm

    That sphinx.

  • v0sj3
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:55pm

    “I want the female”

  • dudeoftrek
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:04pm

    *checks map real quick

    Wait there’s no Egypt in California...

  • itsabbybro
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:07pm

    Wow

  • ruohtas
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:08pm

    Let's have "Selling your legacy" for $1, please, Alex.

  • rhyno44
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:12pm

    I wait for the BOGO sale after Christmas usually

  • Blasted_Skies
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:23pm

    Morbid fact: The vendor is now a mummy, too.

  • PuddingPainter
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:23pm

    So if someone's great grandfather purchased say one mummy from that era and inherited it today, would it be still acceptable or legal to own if was considered a family heirloom or a great uncle named Chuck? Asking for a friend.

  • Chakosa
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:27pm

    Yeah I'll get uhhhhh fuckin' uhhhhhh mummy

  • the3rday
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:39pm

    seller looks mummified too.

  • Cutlass3000
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:40pm

    Looks like business around here is pretty dead.

  • bowlingdoughnuts
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    Wow I've lived in California all my life and didn't know we had a town called Egypt.

  • eNaRDe
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:52pm

    I wonder with todays inflation, what would a mummy like those in the picture go for?

  • pand-man
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:07pm

    Goes to show how crazy the world was back then

  • kimmi_page
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:13pm

    do you want to catch a curse because i think thats how you catch a curse

  • namanama101
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:16pm

    How much would a mummy have gone for?

  • hutber
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:19pm

    Just how many mummies were there floating around?

  • Josquius
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:40pm

    I recall QI did an episode where they talked about this.

    Mummies were so common at the time that they were used for all sorts. They were briefly popular in the UK for some sort of health tonic, and they were used as fuel for trains (how regularly I do not know)

  • segapc
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:40pm

    "We want our stolen treasures back."

  • ComradeFrisky
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:43pm

    So were common people mummified? There seems to be so many mummies.

  • IchooseYourName
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:03pm

    Look on the vendor's face says business was pretty much... dead.

  • bezelbubba
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:09pm

    Were there daddie sellers too?

  • arffarff
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:12pm

    Sad

  • FrizFroz
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:16pm

    What’s the opposite of a child trafficker?A mummy vendor.

  • RamDasshole
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:23pm

    "It belongs in a museum!"

  • Minstrelofthedawn
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:27pm

    This motherfucker’s out here just selling literal dead people, and looks BORED doing it.

  • smmstv
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:27pm

    that's so wrong

  • mremann1969
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:29pm

    I wish I'd been alive then and would have scooped up an armful of these...

  • GurBenion
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:50pm

    Mummies Black Friday

  • Mango_Daiquiri
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:51pm
  • wreckingchords
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:05pm

    Talk about a dead sale

  • Kehnoxz
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:15pm

    I want my mummy 😭

  • YetAnotherWTFMoment
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:22pm

    This sounds like a great plot device for yet another mummy movie.

    ImHoTep is recovered in the 1800's but in a series of gaffs, ends up being sold curbside by a local mummy vendor.

    He ends up in a Greek fraternity somewhere in America....

  • colemacgrath2009
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:23pm

    Any of them teriyaki flavor?

  • 7thcirclerealestate
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 10:47am

    I wanna buy one now

  • Glennp1973
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:05pm

    Which one is vendor?

  • ccannon11
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:39pm

    Which one’s the vendor

  • lajeffries
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:48pm

    Didn’t know there were cameras back then? :o

  • PSokoloff
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:27pm

    (Edit) Except the first “portable” camera wasn’t invented until 1888 and even then it was as big as a dining room table. But you want us to believe this was taken in 1865.... 20 years before the first shitty camera. While any other camera before would have ONLY been used for documentation for official use or having your photo professionally taken all of which would have been staged and hours of work.

  • 123hig
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 2:00pm

    r/cursedimages but like probably actually cursed for real, for real.

  • ViolentSarcasm
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 2:27pm

    Looks like a person napping at a dig site to me. What proof is he selling anything other than your title?

  • makkern
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 3:54pm

    why he selling my mummy

  • TrozayMcC
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 4:25pm

    Doesn’t look like the vendor is doing to well...

COMMENTS

  • Long_pig_cafe
    517 points Nov 26,2019, 10:40am

    pretty sure i read somewhere they crushed a lot of them up and used the powder to make paint for art supplies.

  • greyetch
    172 points Nov 26,2019, 12:58pm

    Fun fact: pretty much none of these are ancient Egyptian mummies. They are mostly just shitty grave robberies all dressed up.

  • Hailbrewcifer666
    50 points Nov 26,2019, 12:22pm

    This is how you end up catching a curse.

  • goobermccool
    94 points Nov 26,2019, 1:00pm

    I sell dead people

  • Esoteric_Erric
    37 points Nov 26,2019, 1:52pm

    "MUMMIES HERE, GET YOUR MUMMIES. 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL TODAY, GET YOUR MUMMIES!"

    - Street vendor.

  • N-I_TNY
    16 points Nov 26,2019, 1:41pm

    How much do you think they cost?

  • janet-eugene-hair
    18 points Nov 26,2019, 2:11pm

    The guy's body language seems to be saying, "WTF am I doing seliing mummies?"

  • hyperbolemath
    44 points Nov 26,2019, 12:18pm
  • CurraheeAniKawi
    12 points Nov 26,2019, 1:48pm

    The dried meat on a stick vendors are some of the best!

  • NowItzLuigi
    10 points Nov 26,2019, 1:50pm

    How much would a mummy be in 1865 compared to now?

  • Benbot2000
    7 points Nov 26,2019, 1:45pm

    This is why curses were invented.

  • bimbo_inspector
    8 points Nov 26,2019, 12:53pm

    He really should prop up the mummy on the left. He’s sagging

  • ManEEEFaces
    6 points Nov 26,2019, 2:08pm

    "Yeah, your new 4K tv is nice, but I have questions about that mummy in the corner."

  • carlsberg24
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 2:30pm

    I would buy the emaciated one, but I don't really like the color. Poor selection!

  • obeah6611
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 2:29pm

    Looks like Justin Trudeau is doing blackface again

  • Al1n03
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 3:06pm

    Judging after the seller attitude the business seems to be dead.

  • Inalanehn
    5 points Nov 26,2019, 3:26pm

    Yes, the OP is right that they are mummies, but they are not ancient. You can tell by the way they are wrapped and how the arms are positioned on the mummies.

  • Estimohn
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 1:36pm

    The legend says that there are 3 mummies now....

  • davidbatt
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 2:28pm

    Thats gross, they dont look fresh at all and he isn't even keeping them in a fridge

  • Meshtemataste
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 2:29pm

    \* breathes heavily in Hobby Lobby \*

  • murfl
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 3:03pm

    The one on the left is very life-like.

  • admirerofallunicorns
    4 points Nov 26,2019, 1:52pm

    grave robber selling stolen mummies*

  • nonailsnodrag
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 1:47pm

    r/cursedimages_ literally

  • TacosAnonymous
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 2:59pm

    I wonder if he sold different flavors or if they were all original.

  • GoDan_Autocorrect
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 3:17pm

    Be the talk of the village and spruce up any modern mud or brick hut with a mummified corpse.

  • Tjref
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 4:02pm

    Wait, which one is the vendor?

  • Merky600
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 4:39pm

    “Are you my Mummy?”

  • quietARTILLERY
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 4:43pm

    Dude, cameras weren’t invented for another 23 years.

  • nosquadsnomasters
    3 points Nov 26,2019, 2:31pm

    Mummy issues

  • Lorien93
    4 points Nov 26,2019, 2:33pm

    Which is a actually a good quality picture, only 26 years after the first photo ever taken.

  • tom_tucker_87
    2 points Nov 26,2019, 2:37pm

    Kevin: I’m only scared of real things, like serial killers and kidnappers, not things that don’t exist, like ghosts or mummies.

    Oscar: Mummies are real, there are mummies at museums.

    Kevin: Yeah… Prank.

    Robert California: It’s true, they’ve been preserved for thousands of years. They’re all over.

  • robertbreadford
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 1:48pm

    Just flippin bodies

  • casbri13
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:31pm

    Well, that’s a bit fucked up

  • Blyndblitz
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:38pm

    Yes

  • JayHosseini
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:39pm

    Brotha Man needs a new hustle, lol

  • rav-age
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:48pm

    wow.. the merchant has been standing there a long time and died of dehydration. Even his customers are falling asleep waiting.

  • Leesyboy65
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:55pm

    Bring out your dead

  • burbon4brekfast
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:57pm

    Sounds like a good way to get haunted.

  • SanMarvelousOne
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:01pm

    Damn. No fucks given.

  • Xerokine
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:11pm

    I hear they make great wedding gifts.

  • Gongaloon
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:29pm

    Khajiit has wares.

  • thenakedking
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:43pm

    What kind of a reason pushes a man to buy a death people body? Real question.

  • CRTPTRSN
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:44pm

    That sphinx.

  • v0sj3
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 3:55pm

    “I want the female”

  • dudeoftrek
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:04pm

    *checks map real quick

    Wait there’s no Egypt in California...

  • itsabbybro
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:07pm

    Wow

  • ruohtas
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:08pm

    Let's have "Selling your legacy" for $1, please, Alex.

  • rhyno44
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:12pm

    I wait for the BOGO sale after Christmas usually

  • Blasted_Skies
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:23pm

    Morbid fact: The vendor is now a mummy, too.

  • PuddingPainter
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:23pm

    So if someone's great grandfather purchased say one mummy from that era and inherited it today, would it be still acceptable or legal to own if was considered a family heirloom or a great uncle named Chuck? Asking for a friend.

  • Chakosa
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:27pm

    Yeah I'll get uhhhhh fuckin' uhhhhhh mummy

  • the3rday
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:39pm

    seller looks mummified too.

  • Cutlass3000
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:40pm

    Looks like business around here is pretty dead.

  • bowlingdoughnuts
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:48pm

    Wow I've lived in California all my life and didn't know we had a town called Egypt.

  • eNaRDe
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:52pm

    I wonder with todays inflation, what would a mummy like those in the picture go for?

  • pand-man
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:07pm

    Goes to show how crazy the world was back then

  • kimmi_page
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:13pm

    do you want to catch a curse because i think thats how you catch a curse

  • namanama101
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:16pm

    How much would a mummy have gone for?

  • hutber
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:19pm

    Just how many mummies were there floating around?

  • Josquius
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:40pm

    I recall QI did an episode where they talked about this.

    Mummies were so common at the time that they were used for all sorts. They were briefly popular in the UK for some sort of health tonic, and they were used as fuel for trains (how regularly I do not know)

  • segapc
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:40pm

    "We want our stolen treasures back."

  • ComradeFrisky
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 5:43pm

    So were common people mummified? There seems to be so many mummies.

  • IchooseYourName
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:03pm

    Look on the vendor's face says business was pretty much... dead.

  • bezelbubba
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:09pm

    Were there daddie sellers too?

  • arffarff
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:12pm

    Sad

  • FrizFroz
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:16pm

    What’s the opposite of a child trafficker?A mummy vendor.

  • RamDasshole
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:23pm

    "It belongs in a museum!"

  • Minstrelofthedawn
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:27pm

    This motherfucker’s out here just selling literal dead people, and looks BORED doing it.

  • smmstv
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:27pm

    that's so wrong

  • mremann1969
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:29pm

    I wish I'd been alive then and would have scooped up an armful of these...

  • GurBenion
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:50pm

    Mummies Black Friday

  • Mango_Daiquiri
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 6:51pm
  • wreckingchords
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:05pm

    Talk about a dead sale

  • Kehnoxz
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:15pm

    I want my mummy 😭

  • YetAnotherWTFMoment
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:22pm

    This sounds like a great plot device for yet another mummy movie.

    ImHoTep is recovered in the 1800's but in a series of gaffs, ends up being sold curbside by a local mummy vendor.

    He ends up in a Greek fraternity somewhere in America....

  • colemacgrath2009
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 7:23pm

    Any of them teriyaki flavor?

  • 7thcirclerealestate
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 10:47am

    I wanna buy one now

  • Glennp1973
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:05pm

    Which one is vendor?

  • ccannon11
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:39pm

    Which one’s the vendor

  • lajeffries
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 2:48pm

    Didn’t know there were cameras back then? :o

  • PSokoloff
    1 points Nov 26,2019, 4:27pm

    (Edit) Except the first “portable” camera wasn’t invented until 1888 and even then it was as big as a dining room table. But you want us to believe this was taken in 1865.... 20 years before the first shitty camera. While any other camera before would have ONLY been used for documentation for official use or having your photo professionally taken all of which would have been staged and hours of work.

  • 123hig
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 2:00pm

    r/cursedimages but like probably actually cursed for real, for real.

  • ViolentSarcasm
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 2:27pm

    Looks like a person napping at a dig site to me. What proof is he selling anything other than your title?

  • makkern
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 3:54pm

    why he selling my mummy

  • TrozayMcC
    0 points Nov 26,2019, 4:25pm

    Doesn’t look like the vendor is doing to well...

● ● ●

Tubifex Worm Colony in a sewer pipeline

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • MarkHFX
    9 points Nov 22,2019, 6:49pm

    Even Andy Dufresne would have stopped there

  • Beefy-McWhatnow1988
    5 points Nov 22,2019, 6:44pm

    I believe that’s actually The Dunwitch Horror, Lovecraft would approve

  • wlake82
    4 points Nov 22,2019, 6:50pm

    I fed tubifex worms to my fish. Basically blood colored worms that are a good live food for at least fresh water fish....after you rinse them off...

  • mudkip2489
    5 points Nov 22,2019, 6:47pm

    Looks like an scp

  • Rhazzel07
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 6:44pm

    Wtf

  • fuckymcfuckfucker
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:04pm

    Anyone else fill up a little?

  • AnneMacLeod
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:07pm

    Are we sure this isn't an anus? Not that that's a problem.

  • SufficientProfession
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:17pm

    You think it tastes like a big fruit gusher?

  • Thisisnotarealmeme
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:17pm

    "Warning. Unidentified zerg organism detected "

  • the_seraphim
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:15pm
  • AngelocDK
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:19pm

    Sewer heart...

  • Servante959
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:34pm

    “I can’t even tell what I’m looking at.”

    “It’d be a lot cooler if you did!”

  • prissypoo22
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:35pm

    That's the portal to the upside down

COMMENTS

  • MarkHFX
    9 points Nov 22,2019, 6:49pm

    Even Andy Dufresne would have stopped there

  • Beefy-McWhatnow1988
    5 points Nov 22,2019, 6:44pm

    I believe that’s actually The Dunwitch Horror, Lovecraft would approve

  • wlake82
    4 points Nov 22,2019, 6:50pm

    I fed tubifex worms to my fish. Basically blood colored worms that are a good live food for at least fresh water fish....after you rinse them off...

  • ArmageddonRetrospect
    4 points Nov 22,2019, 6:56pm

    looks like one of them dildo cam shots

  • mudkip2489
    5 points Nov 22,2019, 6:47pm

    Looks like an scp

  • Rhazzel07
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 6:44pm

    Wtf

  • fuckymcfuckfucker
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:04pm

    Anyone else fill up a little?

  • AnneMacLeod
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:07pm

    Are we sure this isn't an anus? Not that that's a problem.

  • SufficientProfession
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:17pm

    You think it tastes like a big fruit gusher?

  • Thisisnotarealmeme
    2 points Nov 22,2019, 7:17pm

    "Warning. Unidentified zerg organism detected "

  • the_seraphim
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:15pm
  • AngelocDK
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:19pm

    Sewer heart...

  • Servante959
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:34pm

    “I can’t even tell what I’m looking at.”

    “It’d be a lot cooler if you did!”

  • prissypoo22
    1 points Nov 22,2019, 7:35pm

    That's the portal to the upside down

● ● ●

My extra eyes.

For All Things Creepy

COMMENTS

  • spudgun20
    260 points Nov 21,2019, 10:57am

    Always good to have spares

  • CosmicBeez
    110 points Nov 21,2019, 11:44am

    My BRAND!!

  • DM_R34_Stuff
    59 points Nov 21,2019, 11:13am

    I remember visting a friend when I was a kid, and I found a small box that had eyes like these in them. I questioned stuff at this point. I think that's when I found out that prosthetic eyes were a thing. It was a weird experience.

  • rgsmithiv
    21 points Nov 21,2019, 12:38pm

    do you use a lubricant to pop em in? or do you just raw dog it?

  • wanikiyaPR
    124 points Nov 21,2019, 12:47pm

    I was at a bar a couple (fuck its more then 10) years ago and one drunkard bet me he can bite his eyeball. He then took out his fake eye and bit it.

    THEN he bet me he can bite his other eyeball and I could see that he wasnt blind. So I took him up on it. He then took out his dentures and bit his other eyeball...

    I was drunk, but that made my day. I didnt care I lost, it was not that much money...

    • So, buy some dentures, fuck with people in bars. ;)
  • aemonp16
    17 points Nov 21,2019, 11:50am

    in the future, you should get a laser eye

  • Doleard
    15 points Nov 21,2019, 12:25pm

    Wait are prosthetic eyes wobbly?

  • PeeFarts
    12 points Nov 21,2019, 12:30pm

    I have my father’s eyes!

  • seanmarshall
    11 points Nov 21,2019, 1:04pm

    Is the box known as a peeper-keeper?

  • burlywurst
    7 points Nov 21,2019, 12:32pm

    I have always wondered, do they hurt to put in/take out? It seems to me like it would but idk

  • TheBlank89
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 12:45pm

    Do you have a "party" eye?

  • Nitro7311
    7 points Nov 21,2019, 12:49pm

    I remember being a young kid, probably around 8, and finding a box like this on my dad's nightstand. Neither of my parents told me that my dad was missing an eye, or how it happened, and therefore confusing me. I asked my mom about it, which made her uneasy, and gave me a roundabout answer as to what it was. I forgot about that box until I was a teenager, in which my dad finally told me what happened.

     

    Short answer: never play with sticks, kids!

  • JorgTheChildBeater
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 12:28pm

    That’s a real eye opener

  • DomDeluisArmpitChild
    8 points Nov 21,2019, 12:50pm

    Once they're in the socket, are you able to move them around? Do the eye muscles catch on? Or do they just sit.

  • JesseHowe
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 12:00pm

    Okay Kurapika.

  • TheIlluminatedone13
    5 points Nov 21,2019, 12:31pm

    You should get totally black eyes.

  • CornWallacedaGeneral
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 12:35pm

    Couldn’t hurt to have a extra set of eyes incase you miss something!

  • fsl24
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 12:41pm

    Interesting to see another redditor in the same shoes. I only use 1 regularly but have my spare tucked away in an envelope.

  • Kurufinwe
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 12:41pm

    If you’re not going round giving one to people saying: “I’m gonna keep my eye on you.” You are waisting your life.

  • TK_Sleepytime
    5 points Nov 21,2019, 12:44pm

    Nice! Just got mine polished at the ocularist yesterday. Feels brand new!

  • realbillsmith
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 1:05pm

    This has been my favorite post all day. Very educational. I have nothing to contribute except, in the classic western The Sons of Katie Elder, there’s a funny scene in which Dean Martin’s character runs a friendly scam by raffling off his fake eye.

  • i_drink_wd40
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 1:11pm

    "He has your father's eyes"

    "Gomez, get those out of his mouth"

  • BunsOfAluminum
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 1:27pm

    How do you make sure you're not putting dust and dirt in your socket when you pop one in? Just give it a good blow like a nintendo cartridge? Or is it more involved?

    Do you have any weird eyes for special occasions? I would totally get one with a tiny, sealed flat battery in the back and a glowing red LED so I could look like the Terminator.

  • Longshot365
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:10pm

    Why three different colors? Wouldn't you want them to match your other eye?

  • luck008
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:22pm

    I think that's pretty cool, actually. 👀 always good to have extra eyes.

  • dontaskagain88
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:47pm

    "Mad Eye" Moody is that you?

  • murderboxsocial
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:05pm

    No gunsight? No smiley face? what kind of villain are you?

  • LexLuthorJr
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:09pm

    I went on a date with a girl who had a glass eye. I didn't know she had one beforehand, it just came out in the conversation.

  • ScalpelUser
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:15pm

    Have you ever thought about getting a clear one?

    This may or may not be my plan if, goodness forbid, I ever lose an eye.

  • Hmccormack
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:32pm

    Grant us eyes...

  • Lord_Nurgle777
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:36pm

    Grant Us Eyes

  • BarryTrotz86
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 11:53am

    Ooooooo sexy :)))

  • Ourobius
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 11:57am

    You can't rush art

  • GiantPissAnt
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:04pm

    Mine eyes have seen the glory

  • katzenbiss
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:09pm

    Haha that’s cool that you have different colors!

  • KA-ME-HA-ME-
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:32pm

    Ever swap eye colors just to mess with people?

  • needfood2live
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:41pm

    Cool! You should get a red one for Halloween.

  • Pairdice
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:45pm

    You can tell they are private eyes, they're always watching you.... watching you... watching you.

  • GrimmTrixX
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:57pm

    Man i would go super crazy with slick eyes if I required a fake one. I'd wear a patch, but underneath have the symbol of the Homunculi Wrath. I'd have a glowing terminator eye, custim Kano faceplate, the possibilities are almost endless.

  • freddielizzard
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:04pm

    Does that make 5 in total?

  • JuniperFuze
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:09pm

    My uncle keeps his eyes in a box very much like that.

  • CalamityQueer
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:12pm

    I bet you can keep your eye on a lot of things at once.

  • Ionlyeatvegans
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:13pm

    Anyone else hungry?.

  • AdhesiveMuffin
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:13pm

    Thanks I hate it

  • darkness876
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:19pm
  • LittleRobbieV1
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:22pm

    Op is Thor?

  • Ke-Win
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:23pm

    You Never know when you need a spare one.

  • ComedicJudiciousHawk
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:25pm

    To really freak someone out, you need an "Ants in my eyes Johnson" version.

  • AMissionaryMan
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:29pm

    "If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes..." - Roy Batty

  • Ascomae
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:36pm

    Well, I was surprised, as I found the spare eyes of my grandmother.

  • JesseStarfall
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:38pm

    We are thinking on the basest of planes. What we need, are more eyes.

  • CAMMCG2019
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:41pm

    If I had a prosthetic eye I'd get all kinds of cool off the wall ones made. It's never going to look quite real and people are going to stare at it so you mind as well have fun with it.

  • Orikazu
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:47pm

    A sight to behold

  • TwistedUnicornFarts
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:49pm

    Put one in your butt and freak out your partner , stating “my ass is always watching you”.

  • Wanderinghermit_
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:54pm

    Burger and 3 eyes

  • IIJackJackII
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:56pm

    Nice! I’m in the process of getting my fourth one. I’ve had my third one for 24 years now. Time for a replacement.

  • CIMO8DAIMAO
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:56pm

    I don’t know why but they kinda look tasty.

  • Twava
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:59pm

    That’s so neat!

  • Vocalescapist
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:01pm

    Did you find one of them in a talking raccoon’s ass?

  • Blastoplast
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:03pm

    Aughra's Secret Stash

  • homogentisinsaeure
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:03pm

    Harry, you have your mother's eyes.

    And one from your Dad.

  • impeesa75
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:05pm

    Fun fact: so few people are qualified to paint these it’s a really good job to get. Highly specialized and sought after.

  • Stooby2
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:06pm

    I take it these are for when you see someone you like and roll your eyes at them?

  • jsparker89
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:07pm

    Do you have a bloodshot one for after a night out?

  • AviaryLawStream
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:08pm

    Damn bro I only have the one extra eye.

    I lose that and I’m down to one.

  • smalltimebigpenis
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:09pm

    How do you clean those before insertion? Are they custom fitted to the individual or is the shape/size standardized to some scale/degree?

  • dog-loaf
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:10pm

    Where did you get them?Asking for a friend

  • purpletube5678
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:13pm

    I've always been told a story about my dad as an underage drinker in the 80s. After losing an eye in a drunk driving accident, he'd take his glass eye out at parties, drop it in someone's drink, and say "this is what happens when you drink and drive." He died in a different accident by age 21, so I have no idea if it's true or what type of person he was (does anyone know who they are at 21?) but sounds like a dick move. Would never fly today with germ/health standards and anti-vaxxers rampant.

  • Blake9471
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:14pm

    Grow a pair...I have 3

  • cass4short
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:14pm

    I see what you did there.

  • saltysalamanders
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:19pm

    Okay. So you got stabbed in the eye. Can we hear this story?

  • kakooge
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:19pm
  • darxide23
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:24pm

    No fancy colors or designs? Missed opportunity.

  • palex00
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:24pm

    Weird flex Date.

  • sbutler87
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:25pm

    Do you have a bloodshot one for if you're tired or high?

  • CAL3BisC001
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:28pm

    What the fuck😳

  • GooberXP
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:30pm

    You should wear a different one every other day. And slowly but surely watch your coworkers slowly tear each other apart over what your eye color is.

  • -Commander-Flamexi
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:32pm

    You have your fathers eyes.

  • madpugz
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:33pm

    Do you pick one based on the mood?

  • tucktight
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:41pm

    Have you ever asked your old lady to put one up her ass and then bend over and say in a sexy voice " I spy with my little eye"?

  • postcopypaste
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:43pm

    And as always one of a pair disapears in the washing mashine.

  • mywholefuckinglife
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:43pm

    I am surprised nobody's asked, can we see them when they're in?

  • Mjolnir84
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 1:38pm

    So is it true? That the Kree burned your eye out because you refused to give them the Tesseract?

COMMENTS

  • spudgun20
    260 points Nov 21,2019, 10:57am

    Always good to have spares

  • CosmicBeez
    110 points Nov 21,2019, 11:44am

    My BRAND!!

  • DM_R34_Stuff
    59 points Nov 21,2019, 11:13am

    I remember visting a friend when I was a kid, and I found a small box that had eyes like these in them. I questioned stuff at this point. I think that's when I found out that prosthetic eyes were a thing. It was a weird experience.

  • LindaFromPurchasing
    30 points Nov 21,2019, 11:29am

    How do you choose which colour to wear?

  • rgsmithiv
    21 points Nov 21,2019, 12:38pm

    do you use a lubricant to pop em in? or do you just raw dog it?

  • wanikiyaPR
    124 points Nov 21,2019, 12:47pm

    I was at a bar a couple (fuck its more then 10) years ago and one drunkard bet me he can bite his eyeball. He then took out his fake eye and bit it.

    THEN he bet me he can bite his other eyeball and I could see that he wasnt blind. So I took him up on it. He then took out his dentures and bit his other eyeball...

    I was drunk, but that made my day. I didnt care I lost, it was not that much money...

    • So, buy some dentures, fuck with people in bars. ;)
  • aemonp16
    17 points Nov 21,2019, 11:50am

    in the future, you should get a laser eye

  • Doleard
    15 points Nov 21,2019, 12:25pm

    Wait are prosthetic eyes wobbly?

  • PeeFarts
    12 points Nov 21,2019, 12:30pm

    I have my father’s eyes!

  • seanmarshall
    11 points Nov 21,2019, 1:04pm

    Is the box known as a peeper-keeper?

  • burlywurst
    7 points Nov 21,2019, 12:32pm

    I have always wondered, do they hurt to put in/take out? It seems to me like it would but idk

  • TheBlank89
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 12:45pm

    Do you have a "party" eye?

  • Nitro7311
    7 points Nov 21,2019, 12:49pm

    I remember being a young kid, probably around 8, and finding a box like this on my dad's nightstand. Neither of my parents told me that my dad was missing an eye, or how it happened, and therefore confusing me. I asked my mom about it, which made her uneasy, and gave me a roundabout answer as to what it was. I forgot about that box until I was a teenager, in which my dad finally told me what happened.

     

    Short answer: never play with sticks, kids!

  • JorgTheChildBeater
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 12:28pm

    That’s a real eye opener

  • DomDeluisArmpitChild
    8 points Nov 21,2019, 12:50pm

    Once they're in the socket, are you able to move them around? Do the eye muscles catch on? Or do they just sit.

  • JesseHowe
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 12:00pm

    Okay Kurapika.

  • TheIlluminatedone13
    5 points Nov 21,2019, 12:31pm

    You should get totally black eyes.

  • CornWallacedaGeneral
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 12:35pm

    Couldn’t hurt to have a extra set of eyes incase you miss something!

  • fsl24
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 12:41pm

    Interesting to see another redditor in the same shoes. I only use 1 regularly but have my spare tucked away in an envelope.

  • Kurufinwe
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 12:41pm

    If you’re not going round giving one to people saying: “I’m gonna keep my eye on you.” You are waisting your life.

  • TK_Sleepytime
    5 points Nov 21,2019, 12:44pm

    Nice! Just got mine polished at the ocularist yesterday. Feels brand new!

  • realbillsmith
    6 points Nov 21,2019, 1:05pm

    This has been my favorite post all day. Very educational. I have nothing to contribute except, in the classic western The Sons of Katie Elder, there’s a funny scene in which Dean Martin’s character runs a friendly scam by raffling off his fake eye.

  • i_drink_wd40
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 1:11pm

    "He has your father's eyes"

    "Gomez, get those out of his mouth"

  • BunsOfAluminum
    4 points Nov 21,2019, 1:27pm

    How do you make sure you're not putting dust and dirt in your socket when you pop one in? Just give it a good blow like a nintendo cartridge? Or is it more involved?

    Do you have any weird eyes for special occasions? I would totally get one with a tiny, sealed flat battery in the back and a glowing red LED so I could look like the Terminator.

  • Longshot365
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:10pm

    Why three different colors? Wouldn't you want them to match your other eye?

  • luck008
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:22pm

    I think that's pretty cool, actually. 👀 always good to have extra eyes.

  • dontaskagain88
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:47pm

    "Mad Eye" Moody is that you?

  • murderboxsocial
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:05pm

    No gunsight? No smiley face? what kind of villain are you?

  • LexLuthorJr
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:09pm

    I went on a date with a girl who had a glass eye. I didn't know she had one beforehand, it just came out in the conversation.

  • ScalpelUser
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:15pm

    Have you ever thought about getting a clear one?

    This may or may not be my plan if, goodness forbid, I ever lose an eye.

  • Hmccormack
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:32pm

    Grant us eyes...

  • Lord_Nurgle777
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 1:36pm

    Grant Us Eyes

  • BarryTrotz86
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 11:53am

    Ooooooo sexy :)))

  • Ourobius
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 11:57am

    You can't rush art

  • GiantPissAnt
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:04pm

    Mine eyes have seen the glory

  • katzenbiss
    3 points Nov 21,2019, 12:09pm

    Haha that’s cool that you have different colors!

  • KA-ME-HA-ME-
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:32pm

    Ever swap eye colors just to mess with people?

  • needfood2live
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:41pm

    Cool! You should get a red one for Halloween.

  • Pairdice
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:45pm

    You can tell they are private eyes, they're always watching you.... watching you... watching you.

  • GrimmTrixX
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 12:57pm

    Man i would go super crazy with slick eyes if I required a fake one. I'd wear a patch, but underneath have the symbol of the Homunculi Wrath. I'd have a glowing terminator eye, custim Kano faceplate, the possibilities are almost endless.

  • freddielizzard
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:04pm

    Does that make 5 in total?

  • JuniperFuze
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:09pm

    My uncle keeps his eyes in a box very much like that.

  • CalamityQueer
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:12pm

    I bet you can keep your eye on a lot of things at once.

  • Ionlyeatvegans
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:13pm

    Anyone else hungry?.

  • AdhesiveMuffin
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:13pm

    Thanks I hate it

  • darkness876
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:19pm
  • LittleRobbieV1
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:22pm

    Op is Thor?

  • Ke-Win
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:23pm

    You Never know when you need a spare one.

  • ComedicJudiciousHawk
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:25pm

    To really freak someone out, you need an "Ants in my eyes Johnson" version.

  • AMissionaryMan
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:29pm

    "If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes..." - Roy Batty

  • Ascomae
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:36pm

    Well, I was surprised, as I found the spare eyes of my grandmother.

  • JesseStarfall
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:38pm

    We are thinking on the basest of planes. What we need, are more eyes.

  • CAMMCG2019
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:41pm

    If I had a prosthetic eye I'd get all kinds of cool off the wall ones made. It's never going to look quite real and people are going to stare at it so you mind as well have fun with it.

  • Orikazu
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:47pm

    A sight to behold

  • TwistedUnicornFarts
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:49pm

    Put one in your butt and freak out your partner , stating “my ass is always watching you”.

  • Wanderinghermit_
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:54pm

    Burger and 3 eyes

  • IIJackJackII
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:56pm

    Nice! I’m in the process of getting my fourth one. I’ve had my third one for 24 years now. Time for a replacement.

  • CIMO8DAIMAO
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:56pm

    I don’t know why but they kinda look tasty.

  • Twava
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 1:59pm

    That’s so neat!

  • Vocalescapist
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:01pm

    Did you find one of them in a talking raccoon’s ass?

  • Blastoplast
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:03pm

    Aughra's Secret Stash

  • homogentisinsaeure
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:03pm

    Harry, you have your mother's eyes.

    And one from your Dad.

  • impeesa75
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:05pm

    Fun fact: so few people are qualified to paint these it’s a really good job to get. Highly specialized and sought after.

  • Stooby2
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:06pm

    I take it these are for when you see someone you like and roll your eyes at them?

  • jsparker89
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:07pm

    Do you have a bloodshot one for after a night out?

  • AviaryLawStream
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:08pm

    Damn bro I only have the one extra eye.

    I lose that and I’m down to one.

  • smalltimebigpenis
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:09pm

    How do you clean those before insertion? Are they custom fitted to the individual or is the shape/size standardized to some scale/degree?

  • dog-loaf
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:10pm

    Where did you get them?Asking for a friend

  • purpletube5678
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:13pm

    I've always been told a story about my dad as an underage drinker in the 80s. After losing an eye in a drunk driving accident, he'd take his glass eye out at parties, drop it in someone's drink, and say "this is what happens when you drink and drive." He died in a different accident by age 21, so I have no idea if it's true or what type of person he was (does anyone know who they are at 21?) but sounds like a dick move. Would never fly today with germ/health standards and anti-vaxxers rampant.

  • Blake9471
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:14pm

    Grow a pair...I have 3

  • cass4short
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:14pm

    I see what you did there.

  • saltysalamanders
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:19pm

    Okay. So you got stabbed in the eye. Can we hear this story?

  • kakooge
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:19pm
  • darxide23
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:24pm

    No fancy colors or designs? Missed opportunity.

  • palex00
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:24pm

    Weird flex Date.

  • sbutler87
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:25pm

    Do you have a bloodshot one for if you're tired or high?

  • CAL3BisC001
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:28pm

    What the fuck😳

  • GooberXP
    2 points Nov 21,2019, 2:30pm

    You should wear a different one every other day. And slowly but surely watch your coworkers slowly tear each other apart over what your eye color is.

  • -Commander-Flamexi
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:32pm

    You have your fathers eyes.

  • madpugz
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:33pm

    Do you pick one based on the mood?

  • tucktight
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:41pm

    Have you ever asked your old lady to put one up her ass and then bend over and say in a sexy voice " I spy with my little eye"?

  • postcopypaste
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:43pm

    And as always one of a pair disapears in the washing mashine.

  • mywholefuckinglife
    1 points Nov 21,2019, 2:43pm

    I am surprised nobody's asked, can we see them when they're in?