So uhh, they don't give you cancer right?
So if they were specifically marketed as Dr. Manhattan's condoms I guess they would be extra large sized, right?
Imagine having to tell your kid they exist because you actually used a free condom you got from a superhero movie
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Well at least Warner Bros wears protection when their fucking Alan Moore over.
Best cosplay ever.
Do they glow in the dark?
“Let’s package them with staples.”
Do we really need a nsfw label for a condom packaging pic?
If this ain’t evidence this movie completely missed the mark, I don’t know what is.
Snyder's original Watchmen pitch, 2008, colorized
Of course it did....
This kid’s got some real talent. I see him going places.
"His hair is blonde, and yet it's silken, like that of a Chinese man... and the skin of a hotdog."
WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE 24 INCH PYTHONS AND THE HE-MANIA RUN WILD ON YOU?
That's some Doc Savage skin tone.
Jesus man, drink some water!
It looks like Jack Black started body building with carrot top.
well that's terrifying.
Alex Ross's mastery of his craft is unassailable, but, uh... I'm not in love with this take? It's certainly interesting and I appreciate an artist actually trying to focus on He-Man's status as "the most powerful man in the universe", but... this reminds me a lot of that "Angry Triple H" gif and that's just the wrong attitude for He-Man.
Looks like Donald trump maga fan art
New He-Man comic next week
"He-Man has this same haircut. He. Man. Double-masculine."
Even the artist who's famous for making comic book icons like Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman look real can't help but make He-Man look absurd.
That skin. Those veins. He looks like he's having a heart attack, or he's about to explode. Maybe he's having an explosive heart attack.
This is how 50 ml testosteron looks like.
This is one of those things where I find the artist extremely talented but omg I hate that skin texture so much it looks like plastic
His Skeletor is pretty awesome too.
Looks like the rubber muscle suit worn by "Weird" Al in the beginning of UHF.
Donald trump and Arnold swartzinager had a babby
Do you think his nipples get chaffed?
He-Jacked more like it.
Silken hair and the skin of a hot dog
Kinda looks like a roided trump ngl
I kind of hate it.....
Alex Ross' art is immaculate.
Why does he sport an iron cross on his chest 🤔🤔🤔
Wow, Alex Ross can make any characters look awesome! I'd like to see his take on Finn from Adventure Time. Hahaha
Looks like he’s ready to fight the Ultimate Warrior in the World Roid Rage Veins competition.
RIP He-Man's chest day
Needs more sun.
Alan Ritchson from Titans should play him in the movie.
I never noticed he-man had an iron cross on his harness. Was that always there or did this artist ad it?
Alex Ross just gets it. Not only is he able to make almost photo-realistic pieces, but he really captures the key elements of the subject he is drawing. Its not the same face or pose each time. That man is one of a kind. A Norman Rockwell for the super hero set.
Body like a challah bread
Sick art. When is He man movie coming out ?
Red hulk smash
He looks very plastic, like the old action figures.
Lord Zedd with hair!
Am I the only one who is pretty revved up looking at this? Must be all of the veins. Mmmmmmmmm "By the power of Greyskull." (Say that last part in a perverted low tone and end with a slightly ominous chuckle.)
This looks less gay than the usual He-man. Still gay. Just less so. Alright Ima go watch the hey-yah video now.
Although a great piece, He-Man is way too tense! While flexing might impress the inexperienced opponent any veteran of war knows that a swordsman needs to relax so he can swing his sword with full speed and might!
I need a Trump version.
By the power of Greyskull, it looks like He-Man is roided out
This is great! Hail to the King!
All hail the King.
I can see Clooney playing him in a movie. Thoughts?
So Galactus is Jack!??!??
I need to remember to come and post this in August when it is the King’ birthday
This put a huge fucking smile on my face.
Who’s that? I thought Stan Lee created EVERYTHING? /s
All hail [the king](jackkirby.com) .
Know I’ll be downvoted for this but doesn’t seem up to Ross’ usual quality. Obviously he’s going for that Kirby 70s dynamism but it seems dashed off.
All that (Marvel) credit belongs to this man 🤘🏻
A god among men.
Wait infinaut=Jack Kirkby?
is he supposed to be galactus?
All hail the king
This title gave me a headache
Some shots from the movie DARK INVASION
EDIT: Forgot to put in :A Tape bros film in that colonstorm.
Sometimes Frank Quitely is my favourite artist. Other times...
Dude looks like he has downs
All Star Superman is my favorite comic off all time and I wasn’t even a Superman fan before reading it.
Still one of the best Superman comics of all time. 😊
The Smallville Gang + the Chronovore!!!
Is the artist a huge Leno fan or something? What's with the large chins??
Why the fuck do their faces look like that?! Who’s the artist?
A glass of blue and a glass of yellow. Is she drinking a glass of pink?
No, I'm pretty sure this is Judge Dredd and his classmates.
What’s up with the power chins?
Holy shit this is ugly lol. I need to get into drawing graphic novels. This shit is horrible
I heard one of that smallville gang later had like a sex cult or something. Did the issue touch on that at all?
One of the best issues of a comic ever.
The thing that always gets me about Quitely's art is his absolute dedication to costumes. When other artists try to make costumes "realistic," they often change the material or the style to reflect how they'd be constructed in the real world. Quitely, on the other hand, commits to the outlandish styles and doubles-down by making them bunch and wrinkle as if they were real.
Love his style. Some artists have styles that can fit so perfectly with certain characters, and I loved his work on Superman most of all. Him and Tim Sale both have this strange but unique take on Supes that I love.
If there's anything that I would deem off-putting about this, it would be his hands being a bit wrinkly. Although maybe that could be intentional given his "deteriorating" condition in All-Star Superman?
The center, with the S-chest and the hands holding the world, is my laptop’s wallpaper.
This is the best Superman.
He’s a really special artist
This is how I imagine Superman look like when he nuts
After this, I really wanted a Morrison/Quitely take on Captain Marvel.
Dimples so deep they cast a shadow
With the spider web face and seeming obsession with time, he seems to be a character, but I can't find any info on him. Is he just a random character? This was during Knightfall, after the Arkham escape.
Not the most guaranteed of sources but this one has a lot of all the characters in that issue and I don't think the guy is named.
It is probably some unnamed thug. DC wouldn't make a guy with basically a Spider-Man tattoo a character.
BEN UNCLE STILL DEAD
I always knew Spidey was a harem protagonist
I NEED SPIDERS OF PICTURE-MAN NOW!!!!
A Dispute of Fists would be a cool band name.
J. Jonah Kraven.
All those Aunt Mays with their age being large.
Kitty Pryde phasing through her drink
I love this,it makes no sense
It's very unlikely this was written by a bot. At least not without a lot of human assistance. Bots have a really hard time with keeping track of panels and context so even something as simple "He's removed from life. Octopuses hate water." is unlikely to be written by a bot as there is implied context from the previous panel.
One of the funniest things i have read, loved this issue
“Aargh! The pain hurts!”
So true! "With great power comes great power"
Octopuses hate water. I don't even know why it made me laugh
Peter is gone. Good for him. 😂😂😂
Why those words?
Birds really are the spiders of the sky huh
This art style reminds me of Teen Titans Go.
God I didn’t read that title and I thought I was having a stroke while reading a Nathan Pyle comic
Was about to say, this read exactly like a Keaton Patti script.
Here's one about Batman:
Is that Doctor Octopus or Mandark?
Lol spider ham
Birds, the spider of the sky
Spider-sense says my spider-back is spider-breaking does sound like something Peter would say though
This was clearly written by Charlie , not a bot.Dennis is a bastard man.
Looks like the author deep down wants to write a bizarro comic.
BEN UNCLE my Favorite Character 😂
It's like the milk man level in Psychonauts.
Dan Hipp's art fit this perfectly.
I love Keaton Patti's bot writing series
I really enjoyed reading this in asm 25, it was pretty funny and the art fit the tone really well :)
I'm free. I cost no money. Capitalism!
What's with the girl in yellows hand at the end? Her left hand has no fingers, but her right does?
Top quotes from this that deserve to be used in everyday life:
"Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! I am winning like an octopus should.""Enough physical movement. I shall death you with science!""Argh! The pain hurts!""He's removed from life.""Congratulations on your winning. Have a gift present!"
"Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! I am winning like an octopus should."
"Enough physical movement. I shall death you with science!"
"Argh! The pain hurts!"
"He's removed from life."
"Congratulations on your winning. Have a gift present!"
and of course, the ever-illuminating
"With great power comes great power."
A dispute of fists
The fake-bot schtick isn't doing it for me anymore.
Damn that Batman one was hilarious though.
Wait, Kitty Pryde is part of the Spider-Harem? I didn't know this.
Spider-Man: Fever Dream
"...with great power comes great power"
Want there something weird about Peter and silk?
The Capitalism! tanget is the best part.
This is absolutely fantastic we need more!
Not really written by a bot like that one bat man one but still funny.
Did I just have a stroke?
At long last!
I think there's a fairly large chance that this isn't going to be a real long lasting thing. But I'd like to take this moment and emphasis that i sort of hate how opposite gendered leads always need to hook up. I really just want more platonic relationships among characters of opposite sex. That being said, teenagers are dumb and wanna touch butts a lot, so I get it.
Because whatever happens on the cover actually happens in the comic
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