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Caught a stomach bug. To nurse me (American) back to health my Japanese wife made me homemade chicken noodle soup because she knows it's what I like when I'm ill.

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  • DocGerbil256
    7 points Mar 24,2019, 11:20pm

    My body pillow doesn't cook shit this guy's a phony!

  • its_garlic
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:40am

    Nice to see the Japanese upholding realistic family values by staying in the kitchen and cooking up a cultural dish that equally represents her heritage.

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  • DocGerbil256
    7 points Mar 24,2019, 11:20pm

    My body pillow doesn't cook shit this guy's a phony!

  • its_garlic
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:40am

    Nice to see the Japanese upholding realistic family values by staying in the kitchen and cooking up a cultural dish that equally represents her heritage.

  • Fredo_the_ibex
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:47am

    I don't say that often but you should break up with her.

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Give me Karma

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First time taking a shit all by myself!! Thank u to the kind stranger who took this pic!

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  • EranZelikovich
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 2:45pm

    We dont deserve bear

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    5 points Mar 25,2019, 2:45pm

    We dont deserve bear

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My friend got this lighter for our groomsman gifts for his wedding. I’m autistic so this was perfect !

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I made a bad pun and blamed it on my kid, updootz to left

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  • Spazz-ya-nan
    5 points Mar 24,2019, 2:41pm

    I asked my toddler to make a cup of tea and now she’s covered in third degree burns oh fuck oh god why did I let my two year old handle a kettle fuck fuck fuck.

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  • Spazz-ya-nan
    5 points Mar 24,2019, 2:41pm

    I asked my toddler to make a cup of tea and now she’s covered in third degree burns oh fuck oh god why did I let my two year old handle a kettle fuck fuck fuck.

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Woman car karma

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THAT SAME JOKE ABOUT THANOS’ ASS AGAIN HAHAHAHA ANT-MAN give me karma

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  • AlternativeDebt24
    223 points Mar 23,2019, 12:39pm

    It's because the joke flew past your head XDDD

    r/wooosh

  • StarButterflyThighs
    77 points Mar 23,2019, 11:05am

    bro........ant man expand inside thanos ass :trollface:

  • enigmaticevil
    29 points Mar 23,2019, 10:58am

    SPOILER ALERT LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • Urinetosh
    11 points Mar 23,2019, 2:50pm

    Antamn sex thabkos

  • kahow1107
    9 points Mar 23,2019, 2:52pm

    Ant mans gonna penetrate thanos

  • aRandomName222
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 3:22pm

    we don't deserve purple man

  • baconator2004
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 4:22pm

    haha ant man commutes sexual assault

  • youcantduckthezucc
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 4:38pm

    thanos poop on ant head

  • 3wayfish
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 5:16pm

    Why's this 'joke' started resurfacing after the first wave of "what if antman went into thanos's ass 🤡"

  • Dank_Meme_James
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 1:55pm

    Deaf people

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  • AlternativeDebt24
    223 points Mar 23,2019, 12:39pm

    It's because the joke flew past your head XDDD

    r/wooosh

  • StarButterflyThighs
    77 points Mar 23,2019, 11:05am

    bro........ant man expand inside thanos ass :trollface:

  • MarvisCharkley
    23 points Mar 23,2019, 4:08pm

    r/unexpectedthanos hahahah 🤣🤣🤣 lmao

  • enigmaticevil
    29 points Mar 23,2019, 10:58am

    SPOILER ALERT LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • Urinetosh
    11 points Mar 23,2019, 2:50pm

    Antamn sex thabkos

  • kahow1107
    9 points Mar 23,2019, 2:52pm

    Ant mans gonna penetrate thanos

  • aRandomName222
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 3:22pm

    we don't deserve purple man

  • baconator2004
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 4:22pm

    haha ant man commutes sexual assault

  • youcantduckthezucc
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 4:38pm

    thanos poop on ant head

  • 3wayfish
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 5:16pm

    Why's this 'joke' started resurfacing after the first wave of "what if antman went into thanos's ass 🤡"

  • Dank_Meme_James
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 1:55pm

    Deaf people

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TIL Elephants shun antivaxxers in their groups and sends flat earthers to exile. We have a lot to learn from these gentle beasts.

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  • poptarts4darts
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:02pm

    that’s why they fuckin dead

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  • poptarts4darts
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 2:02pm

    that’s why they fuckin dead

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  • WhenISayNYouSayIgger
    3 points Mar 22,2019, 8:17pm

    I REFUSE TO LEARN HIS NAME

  • poptarts4darts
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 1:56pm

    brent chaddant

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    3 points Mar 22,2019, 8:17pm

    I REFUSE TO LEARN HIS NAME

  • poptarts4darts
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 1:56pm

    brent chaddant

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I took a 16K picture of last night's moon peeking over the clouds. Try zooming in to see the surface details through the clouds.

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  • jpAtmosphere
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 1:54am

    Bernie Sanders, orange man bad, autism, anti vax, thank you for the gold.

    Also butthole lol

    Edit - wow this blew up!

  • digichris
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 12:53am

    The downvote arrow, I see it you fucking pleb. Obvious repost get the FUCK off my REDDIT. Reddit is going to die in a few years because of these BULLSHIT hidden downvote reposts.

  • bonzy-buddy
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:51am

    What is this moon circlejerk?

  • AsImWontToDo
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:58am

    La da dee la da doo la da dum

  • DongToucherer
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 8:11am
  • beebAl33b5
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 9:51am

    Squidward’s asshole is the first thought that came to mind 😍

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  • jpAtmosphere
    7 points Mar 22,2019, 1:54am

    Bernie Sanders, orange man bad, autism, anti vax, thank you for the gold.

    Also butthole lol

    Edit - wow this blew up!

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    1 points Mar 22,2019, 12:53am

    The downvote arrow, I see it you fucking pleb. Obvious repost get the FUCK off my REDDIT. Reddit is going to die in a few years because of these BULLSHIT hidden downvote reposts.

  • VENEREAL_SWAB
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:28am

    This may be an unpopular opinion, but I genuinely believe Rick & Morty are years ahead of their time with the most intellectual comedy and zany animation ever.

  • bonzy-buddy
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 6:51am

    What is this moon circlejerk?

  • AsImWontToDo
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 7:58am

    La da dee la da doo la da dum

  • DongToucherer
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 8:11am
  • beebAl33b5
    1 points Mar 22,2019, 9:51am

    Squidward’s asshole is the first thought that came to mind 😍