I could be wrong, but this is sold as cooking wine. Am I a snob? SHIIIIIIIT
The ultimate bogans sippy going bag would have to be fruity Lexia
I remember when screw tops replaced corks and the initial upcry disappeared when the technology was shown to be superior for most general win consumption.
We may possibly be looking at the next technological step forward in a multi billion dollar industry.
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That's not a goon bag. That's a cooking ingredient.
If it’s any comparison, In France they sell 1L tetra-packs of wine, meant for the dinner table.
Entry level role? Must have 20 years experience and be a CEO. Also must play guitar.
Haha, fuck that employer
Strange combination of preferred universities...
What was the pay for this unicorn?
No wuckers, it's a legal firm so the correct answer is to simply lie your arse off.
The successful candidate will be Harvey Specter for this entry level role.
Frankly, the job market being how it is, they probably will find someone like that willing to work for 47k
Is the instrument requirement a joke? How is it relevant to the role in any way?
I have long suspected that ads like this appear in order to artificially increase the statistics on the number of available positions to make it look like that our unemployment rate isn't actually that bad.
The firm only take the best in the legal market
I see they did not only take the best proofreaders...
Must be good at blowing instruments to move up in firm
But, you know, it’s the job seekers who are too picky.
That last one about the musical instrument made my soul shudder.
So embarrassing to read.
I saw this on my uni’s job board a few months ago: If you send us a standard form resume that you’ve sent to tens or hundreds of other firms, we’ll treat it like all other spam.
Plus some other silly demands, all by some tiny firm with nothing to offer...
“Competitions such as legal mooting and writing will have been won by you”
“If you... have genuine all round traits”.
This is a dodgy law firm of C- grade lawyers. Decent lawyers are generally good writers. This sounds like it was written by a complete goose.
That sounds like trump is hiring. Your experience will be ‘Huge through out your resume’
Is this meant to be bad? If you are hiring right out of school rather than an experienced hire, then you may as well aim to get the best. Especially since this is likely a partnership and you want those good enough to make a good partner.
They forgot: Passive voice sentences will have been inappropriately placed by you.
But is it? I’ve looked on the parliament website and I can’t see anything about the climate petition being debated at all. Source?
Someone explained change to me like steering the Titanic towards an iceberg. If you see it miles away it only takes a small course correction to avoid the problem, but the closer you get the greater and more difficult it is to avoid crashing. At a certain point you're too close and no matter what you do you'll still crash.
I've got no idea where we are now in terms of that analogy, or even if we've passed the point of no return, but there seems to be a lot of resistance to making change, and that only makes it harder the longer it's put off for.
Don’t worry they won’t be looking up from their phones.
Wow, MPs actually in Canberra, that's a rare sight these days.
Yeh nah.. religious freedoms, union corruption, reduced requirements for sacking employees, stopping dole bludgers. We'll focus on these issues instead because they get more mileage in Murdoch media.
I think there's more roundabouts than billboards between the airport and parliament house
We're fucked mates. We dutch will drown and you aussies will boil.
I've heard that hypothermia is a much more comfortable death than heat stroke. So I guess we've got that.
There's 2 billboards I think
I am skeptical about the effectiveness of these. Can the target audience read?
As if fuckheads like Scummo, Potatohead Dutton, Beetrooter or the like look out the windows of their Comm car limmos. Fuck it, they might accidently see a poor person who obviously didn't try to make a go of it, or a drug-addict Newstart recepient, or someone who hasn't got their Robodebt notice yet. Fuck that, can't have them seeing such affronts to the eyes of good honest happy clappers and sex-worker importers!
But but climate protesters are costing us hundreds of thousands they are the problem! 7 news STFU.
A large number of councils and 20 countries have declared a climate emergency. If more do so, then what?
The action group promoting this is way too vague about what mobilisation of a sufficient scale is. There needs to be a better blueprint and plan offered.
My biggest concern that this will become a club everyone is part of, but nothing happens afterward. It becomes the new political standard and no one has any skin in the game.
I can already see our government proclaiming a climate emergency and again highlighting they are going to hit targets we won't get close to.
Where the fuck were all these assholes before Tony Abbott got elected? Hmm? We had a carbon tax then and at least some kind of a plan for moving forward. Rudd called it our "great moral challenge" Australia came up short and put in a crazy destructive fuckwit instead.
It's frustrating to see the national conversation around climate change focus on Greta Thunberg and the Climate protesters rather than the main issue at hand.
The Murdoch media is doing everything it can to distract everyone and it's working.
I haven't seen this much climate denier brigading since between 'Inconvenient Truth' and '09-'10. These folks are feeling they've got some work to do on the PR front.
AEC colours too ;-)
Who's funding the billboards?
"We must ACT now" haha, that's humourous
Do we know who organised & paid for these?
Doubt if the petition and billboards will change the thinking of our lords and masters . Their well thought out and considered policy of sticking their fingers in their ears and humming loudly will remain.
Crazy fuckin' times we're living in, crazy fuckin' times.
This is smart protesting!
Who is paying for this?
Who paid for the billboards?
It'll be a cold summers day in Coober Pedy before the coalition commit to any emissions targets. All the protests and petitions put forward by the greens are one thing, but at the end of the day the LNP has won elections by opposing these targets and supporting the opening of coal mines. I even get the feeling the ALP are getting gun-shy, they haven't been pushing the agenda as hard since Albo was made leader.
I am sure Fatty McFuckhead will buy these billboards overnight and put his fat head up instead.
What climate emergency? Climate has been changing all the time on Earth.
Looks like sheep people emergency.
Climate change, it's really got a hold of you guys 😁
Good, I'm sick and tired of these "rebellion protests" and would rather any money be spent on commercial advertising spreading facts and positive motives
If anyone thinks the government is the solution, well you're dilusional. Push for getting your kids a good education, because that is really the only solution. The idiot government is not going to ban our way out of this. Its going to need real long term solutions that will be with the children of today.
Just like the last dozen climate emergencies, where we had to act now and didn't but somehow miraculously didn't die.
oh who gives a rats ass
It is time to pull back from areas that are becoming desert. People need to resettle, and they need help to do so.
Hm, emergency of direction, sure. Emergency of pollution and overexploitation, yes. Emergency of device use, yeah. Nostalgia emergency, for sure. Climate emergency? Hmm. Yeah nah, seems fine. Sure it is pretty dry, and also a bit cool in winter, some warm days in spring too, but otherwise alright, but dry, very dry. A drought is always an emergency, and probably more so when demand and even competition for groundwater is so great.
Considering there is only one billboard coming out of Canberra Airport, I suppose you're not wrong...
Fuck me cunt that's revolting.
There better at least be vodka in the juice.
NSFW label please, anyone else gag?
I thought it was against the law to do this with anything other than a cup of tea/coffee/milo or port or if you're a bit of a bogan, baileys.
I can only believe it was cursed if he'd brushed his teeth before taking the plunge, otherwise it's just a Jaffa.
It’s bloody unaustralian is what it is!
Back to New Zealand with ye
What a fucking animal
Yall ever had jaffas mate?
Ewww! No 😂
Tim Tam Damned
Gross 🤮🤮 Why would you do that??
Sorry I don't downvote nothing but this is fucking horrible fuck you
Better than doing it through a chicken nugget I suppose
Every day we stray farther from god
I like choc orange, but I think this balance is wrong.
Jesus wept ...
Hahaha with freshly brushed teeth.... What co od be worse!
I hate you.
It's not THAT bad
Maybe it was one of those limited edition Orange flavoured ones...? Only way I can even have a smidge of acceptance...
You mean the great aussie farmland.
Good work. Best to get the pic while the river still has some water.
Love the Tambo River. Beautiful part of Victoria.
Meanwhile I struggle with my camera ;(
I can feel the mossies from Perth!
Cast a line also?
What's Tambo short for?
This is so beautiful.
So many happy childhood memories of family holidays to that river; I caught my first fish across the river from the Swan Reach jetty
Didn't know Vic had rivers anymore
There is certainly something about the Murray.
Just down river from Swan Reach?
Bloody BMX bandits.
No dinks, only joeys.
Solution: ride the kangaroos like we did back in school
Why don't you just ride in the pouch like a normal mammal?
So it's not just magpies that chase people on bicycles?
The protests are getting a reaction.
As a lifelong Q'lander, I really expected better from her, she started out so well. Just goes to show, power corrupts...
Wow a thread about protesters that isn’t full of fuckwits. Have I counted my chickens too early?
Inb4 ‘they disrupt citizens not the government’
She is an insult.
Are the dinosaurs our politicians?
Context for a Yankee?
Well, that's straight and to the point.
NSW and Victoria are also responding in a similar way
This was posted about 2 weeks ago. I think we can assume it would have a “/s” after it if it was online.
Wake up sheeple! Our clocks are drying up the globe!
I'm guessing this is satirical but lol nonetheless
Don’t forget, all that extra sunlight also make the curtains fade quicker 😂
Gotta be a gee-up!? Surely??
I note that the suburb of Pearce, is located in the ACT, could be a coincidence....
That. Is. Amazing.
I, umm, wut?
You know when they generate electricity with hydro? What do you think happens to all that water? The dumb fucks let it run off down the river to the sea instead of pumping it back up. When will the lefties learn? Smh
Addendum: this has actually been said to me more times than I can count on one hand.
This is the oldest fucking joke I'm so sick of seeing it
I think you'll find that the sun will be in the sky for the same amount of time, regardless of what a clock says...
There are a dozen reasons to get rid of daylight savings, and i think this truly is the best one.
This isn't your ordinary everyday stupidity... this is advance stupidity.
i hope this guy has at least some shred of self awareness and is just taking the piss.
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