Atheism

Intent to harm religious feelings......against Holy Personalities.

Pakistan's not high on my list of places to visit, considering there's no separation of the Church and State.

To think that millions upon millions of people live in shitholes like that.

I am going to send so much Muhammad porn to that email address!

I love how they start with "Exercise your right to freedom of speech and expression!!"

I like how every government and stablishment ever always uses "extremism" as "anything we don't agree with".

Right to freedom of speech

You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I wonder if they see the irony of banning speech about blasphemy and violence with threats of violently killing you. I'd guess probably not.

Color Version

Yeah, whatever you do, no extremism. Or you'll get the death penalty, which is not at all extreme.

Death AND a fine! WOW! That is bad!

Do exercise your right of freedom and speech and expression, but do not use it to say anything other people might not agree with or we'll have you locked in a cage or murdered.

This paper sums up the apologists, and ideologues, I normally deal with.

"But the laws of this authoritarian nation say they have free speech, and all these other things, therefore your attack on religion X, or Political Party Y, or Group Z are bigoted and uninformed."

Nice to see the moderate Muslim countries exercising moderate-ness.

This is what a theocracy looks like, folks.

This is so fucking unbelievable, so casual

"PENALTIES: Death."

Thank fuck i don't live in Pakistan or I would be dead. I can't help but run my mouth sometimes about shit i find laughable.

Classic 1984 doublespeak right here.

"DO Exercise Your Freedom of Speech" "But Don't Forget You Can Get Prison Time for...Exercising Your Freedom of Speech"

Please continue to use your "freedom of speech."

you keep using those words.....

"Islam is a peaceful religion"

I'm not sure they actually understand what a "right to free speech and expression" means....

Could we have some Muslim apologists explain to us how this is fake or doesn't represent true Islam or something like that? Otherwise I might get the impression that Islam is a garbage religion.

Medieval savages. Unworthy of the technological advancements bestowed on them by civilized countries.

More hate disguised as religious piety. Reprehensible!

“Freedom of speech”

I heard Muhammad liked to have sex with men..... I'm dead now.

Every time I see something like this I am reminded of this onion article.

I feel sorry for every ex muslim atheist living in a shithole country like that.

Utah in the very near future with politicians like Roy Moore in office and Net Neutrality gone.

freedom of speech

...

death

Lulz

This is what Evangelical Christian's want in the US as well. Religion, regardless of which one, is poison.

Imagine living in a god awful shithole like that.

"PBUH is my new favorite new abbreviation. I'm going to end all my texts and comments with that. Also, how does your dumbass religion exist alongside the internet?."

• /u/shallow_ender27, PBUH

In the graphic it lists violence and extremism, yet none of the penal code violations listed have anything to do with preventing violence or extremism

Muhammad sucks. There I said it.

"Don't practice extremism" say the people willing to kill those who blaspheme.

Lol crimes against the prophet and religious feelings

Before any SJW tries to claim that, "oh noess, those Islamophobes are photoshopping offensive lies!!1!", the image, in glorious full color, is available at the telco, itself. LINK

And why do you think we don't have faith in beings unsupported by evidence?

Ok...so let me get this straight:

• Top right corner: Blasphemy
• Mid right: Hate Speech
• Lower right corner: Violence
• Bottom left corner: Extremism

So can I watch porn on the top left part of the screen?

*In Pakistan

FTFY

I can feel the backwardness in my non existent soul

The obligatory fuck this backwards place.

Ironic how extremism is listed up there with blasphemy in the picture

Lots of people saying this is fishy because it's in English - one google search will show you that the official languages of Pakistan are English and Urdu, and Urdu was only made official two years ago.

The Internet isn't for religious folks. Stick to the books that you all kill each other over and leave the internet to those of us that are creative enough to dream up our own imaginary friends

I'm just confused why a Pakistani newspaper is in English?! 0o

I'm from the United States.

Mohammed liked big boy sausage DEEP in his back-end passage.
The "Holy" Quran is excellent toilet paper.
People who are offended by the first two are weaklings.

Bit of a giveaway that the ad mentions hate speech, extremism, and violence but the only legislation mentioned is about 'blasphemy'.

Tipped us off to your priorities, there, guys.

Man this makes me mad. Not surprised but mad!

I will never be stupid enough to try and visit a country like this.

I like the fact they threw in a fine with life imprisonment.

Yeah. Don't go on the internet, there is extremism and we can't have that.

Sure you can say anything you want... as long as it’s government approved, but don’t worry it’s still free speech.

Death and a fine that’s ridiculous

And they want these to be universal, with extradition, if they get their way in the UN

No sane person would visit these countries anyway

Its funny how they feel the need to mention PBUH even on print. Its so funny, its sad.

I'm trying to think of a sentence that would commit all these offenses simultaneously...any help reddit?

Pakistan was, is and always will be the shittiest country in the universe

Lol fuck Islam right in the goat ass

Good grief. 😨

death+fine=no bueno

Is there a way I can just spam the ever-loving hell out of Pakistani social networks from the US? Is this a simple feat or is a little complicated?

How is this any different than jail time for holocaust denial?

I was going to ask if this is for real or not, but it's Pakistan.

I feel for you free Pakistans.

Is anybody else surprised this is in English?

Why is this in English if it’s a Pakistani company making an ad about laws in Pakistan that pertain to internet use in Pakistan?

I’m not gonna just call this fake because I’m sure the country does really have rules like this, but this ad itself seems a little fishy. Does it not?

Why is this in English?

I believe it. Everyone speaks English in Muslim countries and prints their paper in English.

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Just the mere fact that there are states that would ban atheists from office, regardless of If they follow through on it, goes to show what a disturbingly strong effect religion had on the U.S.

There can't be liberty and justice for all if it's one nation under god.

Federal law supercedes state law, which means atheists can hold office anywhere in the US. This is not a problem.

For the red states, do they ban only atheists or anyone that is not a Christian? Like what if you believe in the gods of the Greek mythology?

I'm surprised to see Maryland and Pennsylvania mixed in there.

These laws would never be upheld in a court of law as they are unconstitutional.

• That ban cannot be enforced anywhere because federal law supersedes it.
• The legend for the green states does not have a suitable phrasing for an infographic.

This again....

I'm off to pee in a policemans helmet.

It's in the original state constitutions, which has numerous dubious stipulations, and no one actually cares about any of them.

lol, athiests frowned upon in Oregon, Washington, and California? You kidding? It's frowned upon to have religious officials up here.

None of these laws mean anything. They are unenforceable.

You can feel free to be angry that States ever did this.... that they haven't removed the wording from their old laws...

But stop pretending there is any ban.

this cheap map looks like it was made by a 14 year old, particularly with the whiny text for the green states, these old laws are unenforceable, might as well whine about the ban on donut holes being sold and barbers being not allowed to eat onions - all laws, look it up. whoever made this map or is 'outraged' by this nonsense is the definition of immature

Land of the free, amirite?

Fixing that title:

States with unconstitutional laws that ban Atheists from holding public office.

Everyone wants to be oppressed.

Source?

These are old laws though guys, come on now.

Is it just me or does the fact that the map is a rough outline of states as opposed to an actual map bother you? It makes Texas look bent among other weird things.

Google Torcaso v Watkins.

*Illegally and unconstitutionally.

I call total bullshit on the "frowned upon"

I'm all for facts but let's keep the fake extra bullshit to a minimum

You can't represent retards who believe in magic if you don't believe in magic too.

There's no state that bans an atheist from holding public office as that would be unconstitutional. Even if there is a law about that, it would be null and void

Wtf? Is this legit? If it is then what's wrong with America?

It should be the opposite.

Religious people can not be trusted to act in the best interests of the state because they hold their religion and god as more important than the state.

This treason is very clear in many policy decisions.

I live in Tennessee. As an atheist this deeply saddens me.

Texas and SC are not surprising..... but Maryland????

As a Scandinavian atheist this is pretty much unbelievable to me. Is there actually a law that says you have to believe in a god to hold office? Just can't believe it.

Edit: u/charonn0 provided some context which I hope are just fucking bullshit, but then again I wouldn't be surprised.

Ah, yes, good old pennsyltucky. I hate the people here so much :')

States where atheists holding public office are merely frowned upon.

Whelp, there goes your credibility...

Edit: Because the mods locked the thread I'll have to respond in edits, sorry.

/u/oboist73, I can't name ten politicians period – atheist or otherwise. It might surprise folks, but the vast majority don't maintain a knowledge or interest in things they can't control. I have no influence on politicians, so I don't bother with them. One could make this an argument about whether or not anyone has any influence over politicians, but unless you have a lot of money I think most people recognize anything argument other than no, you don't is subject to certain unpleasant realities.

This is literally the third time in less than a week that I have been cleaning up my desktop by deleting saved images but wanted to keep a record of the image so I upload it to reddit only for it to somehow make it to /r/all and then for people to start sending me angry PMs.

Why is this post a thing? All they would need to do is lie. Just like every other politician on the face of the earth.

Stop whining, you pussies.

Also doubles as a map of the most backwards- ass states

Whole us where it basically is impossible to win even if it is legal.

This is not a very high quality post, I gotta say

I'm so bored of retard USA

TIL if you call all religious people idiots you are less likely to be elected to public office.

Is this a case where old laws look really bad but they're not really enforcing or is this actively keeping people out of office?

Low-poly states

How is this legal? How is not 100% Unconstitutionnal?

Like, if a business does that it's okay, in America's rulebook, but not the state, right? As a european I truly can't even fathom this bullshit. I'm mostly checking that this is true. It's fucking incredible.

"Seperation between church and state". Lmao

Land of the free, wooooo! If you are religious of course, duh what did you think!?

The North Carolina constitution states that atheists can't hold office.Article 6 Section 8: "The following persons shall be disqualified for office:First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God."

As a religious person:

What the fuck is this bullshit?

We don't have to put up with this in Canada, religion is seperated from the government and honestly it annoys me so much this hasn't happened in america.

Side note: You know how conservatives in america are constantly associated with Christianity? Well conservatives in Canada are completely seperate from all kinds of religion. They're not necessarily atheists; they just seperate religion from politics.

The US is fucked up, man

Aron Ra, an atheist activist, is running for office in Texas come 2018. There's no way he'll win but I'd be interested to see what his opponents would say if he got close.

I'm an atheist holding public office in Texas. But I can't tell anyone because it would have severe consequences on my business. It's a small town and I'm on the city council. I didn't realize I was breaking a law. Lol

It's unenforceable. Just outdated laws. There are many strange laws on the books in certain states that are never enforced. Yeah it's dumb, but you can in fact still be elected to public office in these states and be an atheist. Also, there's no way to "know" someone is an atheist anyway.

The green area has a very low standard of what constitutes "frowning."

Surely this is illegal in the US?

This is stupid. Not believing in a god should not impact someone running for office.

TIL. Thank you for sharing i had no idea these states did that.

Pennsylvania

False.

The constitution says that people with "belief in God" have an additional protection or two against removal from office, not that without it one can't serve.

States with pretend-christian atheists in office - shown in green

Is this True? how am I just now hearing about this..

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God Bless my South Carolina

I love this. I've decided to worship it.

Apparently it took me 57 years to grow up. But at least I made it.

Imagine what a theologian would have to say about this. This should go on shirts!

That's funny. Paul Kinsella is my brother-in-law.

History of faith and religion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQCKhTowT4

Well, I guess this is growing up!

<3

Fantastic.

Monty python said this best in life of Brian.

The last transition is quite slow.

Why the hell would it not end with an astronaut or satellite and something like, "Us going beyond the sky"

How reductive

Cute but I don't think that is an entirely accurate account of the origins of religion. See Hunter-Gatherers and the Origins of Religion

Here we reconstruct the evolution of religious beliefs and behaviors in early modern humans using a global sample of hunter-gatherers and seven traits describing hunter-gatherer religiosity: animism, belief in an afterlife, shamanism, ancestor worship, high gods, and worship of ancestors or high gods who are active in human affairs. We reconstruct ancestral character states using a time-calibrated supertree based on published phylogenetic trees and linguistic classification and then test for correlated evolution between the characters and for the direction of cultural change. Results indicate that the oldest trait of religion, present in the most recent common ancestor of present-day hunter-gatherers, was animism, in agreement with long-standing beliefs about the fundamental role of this trait. Belief in an afterlife emerged, followed by shamanism and ancestor worship. Ancestor spirits or high gods who are active in human affairs were absent in early humans, suggesting a deep history for the egalitarian nature of hunter-gatherer societies. There is a significant positive relationship between most characters investigated, but the trait "high gods" stands apart, suggesting that belief in a single creator deity can emerge in a society regardless of other aspects of its religion.

I agree that belief in magic belongs to the childhood of mankind.

Well that's awfully nice of them, to put all the stuff you'll want to walk past in this one display.

How is "Passion" a family friendly movie?

The Sandlot? Did I miss something?

On the positive side, looks like God Awful Movies still has a lot more material left to go through.

Everyone as long as you are Christian...

The power of advertising is so great that it literally does not matter what you advertise, some dumb bastard will buy it just because you're advertising it.

DUDE! The Princess Bride and The Sandlot! SCORE!

I remember seeing "The Sandlot" as a child. That movie really strengthened my faith in Jesus Christ. I don't understand why people are so confused!

Yes, as John 4:20 said "Heroes get remembered, legends never die."

If I saw one of these I'd immediately have to fill it up with zombie DVDs.

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I know a nice old lady who could've given a more simple solution, something like this:

http://i.imgur.com/arXA2K0.jpg

Um, yeah. That looks ... great.

I think I much prefer the Jesus, and I would added stuff around him to make him a heavy metal Jesus.

Sorry, but it looks like a colossal log floating in space, crashing against a nebula...

First pic: Mac, season 1

Second pic: Mac, season 12

My eyes hurt

I would have just zombified the Jesus face. Easy fix and way cheaper.

It's actually remarkable how bad this looks.

He should have covered the other tattoo, at least Jesus was nicely done, the other thing I don't even know what the hell it is

would have been so easy to just make him a zombie ( well... y'know... a regular zombie )

Why not cover up the whole thing?!

That whatever the hell on the left looks like shit.

I'm just starting to practice tattoo, and I was an apprentice a while...

Man, the tattoo artist shouldn't touch a needle. He doesn't know at all how to shade. That's horrible. They just seem to pass very fast instead of making different shades of ink

Dude that looks awful. Could've had something much smaller done over the face instead of covering his chest in that mess

I see two giant space nipples touching.

Not trying to start anything but it could be viewed as ironic that God(Jesus) is behind the universe.....aaannnd I'm out! lol

yikes.

What in the hell is the thing on the left? And oh yeah, this tattoo looks like shit.

The Jesus price is a better tattoo visually.

Not really. I'll be sending it to r/badtattoos

I understand this is r/atheism but I think there is no shame in where you came from. We all found faith or non-faith one way or another and there is no need to be ashamed of the past.

I'm gonna be honest, both are horrible, the jesus was at least well drawn, now he's got black and colored splotches all over his chest, good luck covering that one up lol, also nice hairy nips.

Boy is this guy gonna regret this ugly ass thing...

That Nebula looks a little...."jizzy"

Tattoo of a tin can causing the Big Bang. What a hot mess.

What in the hell is the thing on the left? And oh yeah, this tattoo looks like shit.

Hey dudes, what about just keeping the tats, and saying "yeah this is from when I was religious and it meant a lot to me. Now it's a reminder to keep in the love/hope/kindness/whatever groove, even though I'm no longer a true believer in the religious aspect of it"

I don't even know what I'm looking at? I think it looks kinda bad anyways, sorry :(

Hey! You are not going to let Jesus watch you fuck anymore? Have a heart, man.

I see a soup can in space. Space soup. Love it.

Well. You certainly can't see the Jesus anymore, that's for sure.

Hey there, sorry to be a buzzkill but coming from a tattooer's technical standpoint, this is not a good cover-up. As a design it is a mess, illegible, seems rushed together and could have been done far better while even using the same subject matter. I would advise your friend to find another tattooer when getting their next.

Why does Jesus always look so sad, as if someone just ate his last Rice Crispy square.

Great improvement on the source material, the direction could be better though.

So happy I never got a tattoo... Nothing to regret!

What would you title this masterpiece from this fellow?

Wow. Am atheist, but he shouldn't have fucking done that to his chest.

Jesus was the only quality tat among them

For the first time in my life, I choose religion over science.

Rofl... wtf was this dude thinking?

"someone handing a huge duracell D battery to a star"

"someone wearing a gas mask getting shot in the back of the head"

Turrible.

*Charles Barkley voice

Shitty

Jesus was better tbh

It looks like my living room wall after my 2 year old found the sharpies.

Oh the irony that is a religious tattoo in the first place.

Though getting a tattoo really helped me reveal exactly what my hypocrite my religious nutbag mother is.

Never get a lover's name tattooed on you. You never know how long they will stick around.

Removal would have been a better option.

Can't wait to see what they do to cover that up

Looks like vomit

that is a hell of a mess.

If your friend likes it then good for him and I'm glad he likes it but holy shit this is one of the worst tattoo jobs I have ever seen, cover up or just a standard tattoo.

(:"/)

Jesus' cosmic butthole.

How'd they manage to fit all that space stuff under that tiny Jebus head?

I get it....the meaning behind the universe is Jesus.

"Samsara Wellness Center: Transformational yoga, healing massage and empowering tattoos"Your buddy has terrible judgement on all kinds of levels.

As cool as it is to realize religion is a joke and the big bang created the universe that first tattoo was actually pretty nice work, and jesus christ (semi-pun intended) is that second tattoo ugly. But then you got that shit on the other side of his chest and you realize some people just got shitty ink. bummer.

Got the wrong thing covered up by space jizz

oh man...

I remember after i got away from christianity i was embarrassed driving around with the stupid fish emblem on my car. Can't imagine what having the tattoo would be like

I mean.. he could've done some filled with rich color and planets and just beautiful space... that's a giant black blob with a sun on his shoulder. I'd be pissed at my artist.

There are tattoo removal treatments....

Especially as Christians aren't supposed to get tattoos per their Sacred Book of Holy Law.

Kinda looks like he got a variety of serious skin conditions ranging from gangrene to third degree burns.

This is definitely the scorched earth method of ink cover up

Wow. That tattoo is fucking horrible! I'm just blown away by how shitty it is. The center of his chest looks like 2 different colored ass cheeks. You can see the anus in the middle!Wow.....just....wow.

I bet OP did not expect so many people to shit on his friend's tattoo.

That was actually a pretty good-looking Jesus tattoo. The nebula looks terrible. The bullshit symbol is even worse.

Oh

Strait up ugly

Omg call it divine intervention but I believe I see Jesus Christ if I keep my eyes unfocused in that bottom picture

Subject matter aside...that looks like shit

Jesus, tattoos look just terrible. Oh, wait, I meant Jesus tattoos look just terrible.

Maybe I'm cynical, but that doesn't even look like a tattoo, but body paint. Doesn't no one else seem to notice where it looks a bit dried and caked towards the top, and how there seems to be a white smudge at the top that smudges over on of the loops of the other tattoo?

I don't think it's real...

I hate these kind of posts. Instead of being a rational inteligent human being and not getting a tattoo of something that you might change your opinion in the future you get these guys that jump from one extreme to the other.

Many religious people that used to laugh and smirk at non-believers and then suddenly become atheists just sort do 180 and laugh and smirk at religious people.

It looks fine now, but in a few years the detail will fade and you won't be able to tell what it is.

So, if you already had one black ink tattoo that you grew out of and wanted covered up, why would you get another very dark, very large tattoo over it?

This is why I recommend doing light outline work/light colored tattoos. Sure, they may need touched up from time to time as they fade, but they are also much easier to incorporate into cover ups.

So, get the outline in light ink and live with it for a year. If you still love it, get it filled in them.

Jesus Christ!

Godzundheit, Jesus. May I get you a kleenex for that?

Should've just turned him into Obi-wan

Looks like part of a Clicker from The Last of Us.

Tattoo artist, I've come to bargain!

Should have changed it to Jesus banging a hot succubus demon with wings and her tail curling outward to crest near perspective to hide the penetration.

I have a feeling the artist was Christian.

Looks like space vomited all over his chest

It's cool if that's what you're into. It's definitely better than the generic run of the mill shit that most people get (astrological signs, religious pieces, letters/names, faces, bands, etc). It probably looks better in person as the picture isn't high quality.

Hows he gonna cover that second one tho??

Years to come this is going to be a very hard to explain, bruise like blotch on this guy's chest.

I'm sorry that tattoo is atrocious

That's one of the worst tattoos I've seen in a long time.

Always amazes me how the lack of aesthetic sensibilities can lead someone to messing up their fucking body.

TIL, don't share pix of post Jesus tattoos on r/atheism

Its cool now, but the black is gunna look like shit in the future :(

how the fuck is he gonna cover that one up?

That is a cream pie space vagina

He shoulda covered that poopdick symbol on the left as well...

Wow.... this... is some of the worst work I have ever seen. Also, tell your buddy to stop searching for self expression via body art. Dont let him near LOTR because he may get an Elrond portrait.

This is why I do neither tattoos nor religion.

HAHAHA you're buddy makes terrible decisions 😆

Man. I'm all in favor of the motive behind the cover up...but holy shit that is ugly! It looks like someone took a shit on his chest after eating out of the garbage for a couple of days. He could have easily had the tattoo removed.

What the fuck am i looking at?

Oh my holy lord jesus christ, that's horrible

There is a vagina in the middle of his chest now.

Looks like nyan cat ate jerk chicken and had the shits on this guys chest. Bad tattoos nomination for 2017, fuck that's horrible

I'd say it's a decent step up.

No. No it's not.

"What do you want to cover that up man? "

"Uhm. Colors I guess."

"No problem"

Looks like shit imo

Looks like a 4 year old painted on him

To be honest this is more a lesson about getting tattoos than anything else. Not necessarily knocking tattoos, but anything that's permanent comes with inherent risks.

That's probably the worst looking tattoo I've ever seen on the bottom

Isn't 2021 premature? Something might happen.

That's her refrigerator btw.

After my mother died we found whole bunch of letters from this woman who was telling her all these sob stories and my mother was sending her money on a frequent basis. The stories were absolutely ridiculous but my mother was buying it.

Why, Nana, whhhhyyyyy?!

Way too large, it will receive the same backlash that the OSU logo did, and become a target for the void.

Come on, let's not be an osu.

I think the fish with feet bumper sticker design is more likely and people actually know what it stands for.

What's r/place?

is anyone else seeing comments removed?

Yeah no, the great thing about atheism is that we tend to focus on things other than religion. Let's make some art. Also, Osu

Although dealing with public drunks may actually be more annoying than dealing with Mormon missionaries.

This picture accurately depicts what I feel like being an Athiest living in Utah. Well, minus the extra three people, all my friends are Mormons.

That picture is dope!

Well, at least you can be sure the Mormons won't try to behead you, anyway.

Hubbard's genius was to combine every form of BS known to man.

The level of detail in this diagram is mysteriously satisfying.

I always knew Scientology was the root of all evil.

What's the difference between quackery and psuedo-science? Also, there's a fair bit of research supporting the effectiveness of acupuncture for relaxing muscles, if nothing else. Why is it listed under quackery? Also also, why is Scientology the only religion singled out?

I feel like this infographic raises way more questions than it answers, though I do like it.

My teacher's brother ran into a bigfoot, so I know they are real. /s

Anti Vaccination should also be in "Religious Bollocks" since the way to get out of vaccination requirements is religious objection.

How is Bigfoot Pseudoscientific?

It's refreshing to see a Venn diagram that is actually a Venn diagram after seeing so many other diagrams misrepresented as such.

What's the Turin Shroud supposed do? I thought it was basically a mythical Christian relic.

Wait, Shiatsu is supposed to be some kind of healing? I always thought it was just a kind of massage that let them charge twice as much for, you know, like Hipster Massage or something.

I like this one better. Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

Astrology is the only fun thing to play along with.

There are a lot of things classified incorrectly here.

So apparently alien visitation/abduction is a real thing? It should probably be listed in there with Bigfoot and Moon Landing Denial. Otherwise, spot on. Now I know the proper term for "Intelligent Design" is pseudo-scientific, religious bollocks.(Translated to US English that means bullshit.)

Karma is completely true and should not but written off. I can tell you first hand that whenever I do something bad to somebody, they totally did something to deserve it /s

Specifically addressing qi, though:

Qi just means energy. It's actually fairly practical when used in the context of martial arts, although in that sense it's more synonymous with force or power. Being able to maximize your qi just comes from having your balance and angles at the optimal positions to have the greatest effect on your opponent. Have you ever noticed how when you hit your funny bone, the tingle goes down your arm to your pinky? Some of the movements in tai qi forms follow that path, claiming that it's the path of your "qi". While that is not really true, it does show that it's not made up bullshit and there is some practical sense to it. Tai qi is one of the most powerful martial arts, and because of this, I think "qi" at least as a fancy name for a less mysterious concept, should not be written off.

Bollocks

hey I take offense to including chiropractics in this... My back felt fine but i went to a chiropractor anyway on a friends recomendation.. ever since then the only time my back feels ok is when i go see the chiropractor.. he aligns everything and im good for at least 8 hours.. then the intense pain comes back and I need another session.

the man is clearly a genius

If Jesus was born 100 years ago, you'd get a chocolate electric chair in your basket.

I heard Hershey's chocolate is considered halal. Maybe not in this shape.

It's march