eyewitnesses have described the driver as being a big red picture of kool-aid who ran away yelling "OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I'm guessing Phoenix, AZ. USA... Walls look like classic Phoenix.
Ruined a perfectly good slide. That son of a gun.
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At least he didn't run into the house,and kill people!Points for having a cinderblock wall.
This is like a daily occurrence in Vegas
I read "Don't think and drive"
Don’t drink and slide
but how would i be able to play on the slide?
hope he didn't spill any
Nope, just nope
Well that's a deterrent if I ever saw one!! I suggest you fuck off, fast 😂
This is nothing!
Fuckedy bye, no thanks.
Get outta those woods
Merely a flesh wound!
That’s a nice nope you got there
Get out of my swamp
pretty frickin clearly a halloween prop or something. not wtf.
i know i cant be the only one getting real tired of the same shit over and over and over - doll pieces tied to trees in a wooded area. like seriously, weve seen a billion posts of these, none any different from the last, and on top of it theyre not scary or all that weird anymore since theyre so commonplace. i feel like its just some dude who just does it for kicks because they know its gonna weird people out.
Once found an effigy at a beach
Yeah right lol
You are a fool
That's a new take on "eating butts".
Quit smoking, that kinda thing will stop.
Just throw the whole thing away
Fire is the only solution.
Optionally (I’ve had to do this) leave it in the freezer for three hours or more and it’ll kill everything inside. You can then disassemble it and vacuum out all of the critters if you really do you want to keep the device.
Still has a few bugs in it.
What am I supposed to be seeing? Can anyone help me?
I once used a microwave at a friend’s house and when I went to get my food out, I watched a live roach march through the clock LCD screen.
You are bugged!
Wow, people are shockingly angry about this post. Chill the fuck out, my dudes.
Take it into Staples tell them you think theres something in it cN they clean it lol
put it back.
And all you will see on your TV screen is noise, aka war of the ants?
Maybe you should start running too...
This is a Trojan horse.
Are you watching AntZ?
L A M P
That’s Predator writing
It’s going to self destruct
OH FUCK I JUST REALISED WHAT THAT IS
Well, you still have a few bugs to work out of the system I see.
My dad was a TV repair man. Weekly I would see a TV or VCR on the sidewalk with the back off stinking like Raid. If it was small enough he would put it in a trash bag first. Those bastards just love electronics.
Dont buy appliances from "ants in my eyes Johnson"
You playin' "Jar of Flies"?
This image made me itchy.
Why the fuck would you fix up an old dvd player in the first place?
Take 12 trash bags, throw it in one, repeat the process with the 11 other trash bags, throw it in you neihbour's trash bin.
Then buy blue-rays or use netflix and stop trying to be original. DVD's FFS
They're all dead(hopefully), just be a boss and open it up and clean it!
Dont throw it away!!! That's stupid and irresponsible!
Find an ex that screwed you over big time, drop it off at their door with a note saying I think this was yours, I just found it, works like a charm.
2 days later, bed bug infestation. PAY BACKS A BITCH MICHELLE! THOSE WERE MY FUCKING MEASURING CUPS YOU STOLE. I HOPE YOU DONT GET ANY CHRISTMAS CARDS AND HOPE YOUR WIFI SLOWS WAY DOWN.
This is just how pools come in Florida. What you do with the alligator is up to you.
When i lived in Florida, we were out in the pool at 3am because our AC had broken. It was July. 103 degrees and max humidity. No wind. The pool had to be 90 degrees. While we were just hating everything about life, we here a very small splash, and a wave came over to our side of the pool. We jumped out immediately because Florida. It was indeed a gator. Then while freaking out and stomping around in the yard, we all got ate the fuck up by fire ants.
103 degrees. 100% humidity, no wind, a gator in the pool, and fire ants. We moved out of Florida 3 months later.
Pool is open! Beautiful water for swimming!
I’m getting visions of a black guy in a suit with an Afro.
But does he have AIDS?
Poor guy probably isn’t liking that chlorine
Pools closed, no, not stingray aids this timeIt's the gatoraids
Due to aids?
Guess he didn't read the "pool closed" sign.
POOLS CLOSED DUE TO ALLIGATORS
Did you throw it in the water?!?!
That’s a tortoise not a alligator. It can’t swim.
Welp, see you later!
Look at the cool raft dad got us. I get to try it out first.
If the water is cold you probably could swim on the other side. Alligators are kind of lazy (as opposed to crocs) and if the water is cold they will be very lethargic since they're cold blooded.
Depends on how hungry i guess. Alligators don't usually look at humans as food, but you have to watch out with a smaller dog or toddler.
-Central Florida resident for 6 years
Didn't know Lacoste started building pools, that's amazing !
Due to gates.
Where you from you dont know gator?
Anybody seen Barb?
See? At least you don’t live in Florida
While my family had a house in Florida, we got called often by the people taking care of it while we were up in Canada to tell us a gator got in the gated pool but got taken care of. When we went down there again everything was fine and two days in our vacations I woke up to screams, my aunt finding out a gator was, again, in the pool only after diving in (and promptly getting the fuck out).
We got actual walls for the pool after that instead of fences.
SCP-682 Taking a well deserved holiday
Step 1: plug in toasterStep 2: throw toaster in poolStep 3: unplug toasterStep 4: profit
It's the new Schlitterbahn Waterpark "swim with gators" ride. WCGW?
Waiter! What's this gator doing in my soup?
He's campaigning against Rick Scott.
That is a big alligator/croc...
Used to be a frog.,, something in the water.
What's up with the tail? It looks like a fish or something...
Why would they close the pool for that... wusses
Why? Did the croc poop in it?
At first, due to aids. Then the stingrays came. Now it's alligators.
"Well, what did he say he wanted dear?"
"He say he want tree fiddy."
"Right den I knew it was dat damn loch ness monster."
how do they know that gator has AIDS?
This is the setup to a joke
POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO GATOR-AIDS
Let ‘me keep it
my pool is closed if a skunk drowns in it
Which wants cuddles?
GATOR RESPEC ME!!!
Top Tier reference
But does it have Aids?
His name is AIDS
Due to aids? Nah.
What blows my mind is that it went through the screen. The holes are so tiny that bugs can’t get in
No gators here in AZ. We did have a bobcat on the top step of our pool. Just chillin' on a 115 degree day. We did have an alligator pool top out once and a bobcat kindly killed it for us overnight.
It floats, how heavy could it be?
First AIDS, then stingrays, then stingrAIDS, now this.
Ah...one of the reasons I love living in Ohio is there are no gigantic predators. True...our pool will be closed half the year due to cold weather, but the worst thing I’ll have to figure out how to remove from it is a drowned possum. Drowned possums are gross, but they can’t eat me.
682 has breached Containment again
get the alligator out of that pool, doesn't he know he can get aids?
I’ve seen that pool cleaner before. You’re not fooling anyone
She was not laughing
If you've ever been to rainbow river in florida, thats basically how close the Gators can safely get. One time I accidentally ran over one on a boat.
imma come at him like another predator, not a prey.
But... there's a floaty!
Pool is now open for hugs.
Ah that's just a lake puppy taking a nice cool dip! You're fine.
Source: Lifelong Floridian
Time to shock it
Then why is that massive croc still in there?
Jump in...he is probably harmless.
4chan is really stepping up their game
It’s probably as chewy as eating a garden hose.
I saw this on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. The mustard blasted out the nostrils when he bit into it.
Looks like a bad render of texture, also Im sure the texture is bad
I prefer snout.
This makes my stomach tighten
Available for $3.69 at Herrera's Tenderloin Grill
"But, I cant eat anything that has a face."
Good looking fries tho
The ol ding ding machmud sammich. A Myposian delicacy!
Pig is edible snout to tail!
Haven't eaten nose (though I probably would off a BBQ whole pig), but I have had pig ear.
In Russia, sandwhich smell YOU!
Excuse me there’s holes in my meat sandwich
Oh wow, that's the first time reddit made me feel nauseous. Nice work OP.
The snoot looks rubbery and sex toy looking.
It's out of scene in Hot Shot Part Duex..
I feel sick just looking at it. Oh man imagine trying to eat that.
Why would someone eat a snout whole??
Why can't they ground that up with a mountain of spices and turn it into burger patties?
I've seen WORSE.My grandma was boiling a whole damned cows tounge to make sliced beef tounge sandwiches,a'delicacy'.(Same thing she said about turtle soup,and stewed squirrels.)NO, THANK YOU!The sight of that gross thing rolling around in the bowling water..EWWW!
This kills the Nanda.
This is disgusting.
Snow plow busts through parking garage floor.
that guy died iirc
And they say there is no honor amongst thieves...he wasnt about to leave a man behind....who could tell on him.
Dat's why i prefer "friendly fire off"
I was legit laughing for 5 minutes strait I felt I was gonna die as well
when ur trying to snipe and ur teammate runs in front of u
Me when I try to use the AWP in csgo
You can tell as he goes down he has checked out
Someone photoshopped the date because this is like 10 years old.
EDIT: Fuck me I'm wrong...I've lost all faith in humanity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvq-oAKTAXc
Favorite murder of '18
He just picks him up at the end like... holy fuck. what do I do?
Just inject it into an artery and save time
Yeah that's fucken stupid
This feels like a lame way to get aids
Dude is making a face like he's a total badass but I'll bet even his friends think he's an idiot.
He gonna get soo much pussy
Thats some fucking Steve-O shit
I know there is alcohol in that, but still probably not sterile.
This is not only stupid but dangerous, the parotid gland, a main salivary gland in the cheek has many nerves that branch out from it that if damaged can cause severe pain, not just this but an infection to this area can lead to hearing loss, eye sight damage, blindness, brain damage/infection, death. Just because an idiot wanted to be a show off.
Next time just go straight for the liver, the rest of your life will be pointless anyways.
I had the same reaction as that dude in the black shirt
No alcohol will touch my lips
They made a new mixed drink called the bloody cheecky
This is just alcoholism with extra steps.
Might as well give him an IV with Grey goose bottle
What is wrong with people?!
Must be incredibly stupid to not realize he already had a perfectly good hole for that vodka.
I have this weird recommendation. Now...it's fucking weird but please HEAR ME OUT. Trust me on this, I honestly believe this is the best invention since sliced bread, my great great granddaddy once told me.
Where you injected that vodka...about 2.7" to the right, there is a hole. I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD...BUT....if you inject the vodka int that hole, via say a container..maybe a shot glass....the liquid goes STRAIGHT IN. It's so fucking weird but I swear it works! Just try this one weird trick! I promise it will change your life.
I hope that hole in your face caused by a staph infection was worth it
Russians be like...
Pure unadulterated WTF
would this sterilize the hole?
That person in the background had the same reaction as me
Aaaaaaaaand that's how you get Hepatitis.
Vodka & Hep C- these kids know how to PARTY!
Ok but why
Please people never do this! There are so many important structures that run through your cheek - saliva duct, nerves controlling your face, arteries, muscle, fat... and if you hurt yourself, go to the hospital
😱 and I thought it couldn’t get dumber than soaking a tampon in vodka.
In a lot of ways, I don't miss college.I certainly don't miss this shit.
Was he so drunk he didnt feel it?
The things people do for attention...
That looked like a needle for a basketball pump.
This actually isn’t that hard. Used to have cheek piercings and can do this if I wanted to through the scar.
But I’m not this stupid.
Drinking vodka on hard mode
Damn, a lot of people shitting on this dude... assuming they used a clean needle, it’s not that crazy.
Looks like something Steve-O would do on jackass back in the day
If only they made some kind of container specifically designed to transport a shot vodka from the bottle to your mouth, without going through the cheek.
What a fucktard.
Thats Russia for you
But fkn whyyyy?
That clearly isn't his first shot of the night.
Sometimes you read the title of a post and you know you don't actually have to open it to know that there is no way it's worth it.
I have a feeling this is in Florida.
I'll tell ya, r/WTF has lost it's way over the years but this one brings me back
I think that arrogant head twist at the end was the worst part...
Chad gonna chad.
Cant wait to see him eat hot wings.
What if instead of his cheek his mate was like, "lol get pranked" and stuck it in his jugular
That's pretty frat
Yep, just stick it in at Mach 3.
And the US is disturbed by marijuana legalization.
That guy looks like he could be Frank Mir's kid.
Wow Mark McGrath’s career has gone downhill...
Weirdly enough, I did something like this when I was about 17. It didn't involve vodka or a giant syringe, but I did stick a (sterilized) hat pin through my cheek. Turns out there are relatively few nerves in there and, if you don't hit something important (like a saliva gland), it's just not that painful.
But like I said, I was 17 at the time so ... ????
What a Chad
That’s a pretty big gauge too. Looks like a 16.
The worse part is you know they're sticking that needle in several people claiming "the alcohol will sterilize it"
You can always rely on bro'd out drunk white people to make yourself feel better about your own life choices.
This guy looks like handsome Shrek
If that isn't the definition of party idk what is
Is it just me or is anyone else getting a Stifler vibe off this guy?
There was another hole just an inch away why??
What a complete Chad, dude really looked at the camera like he just did something bad ass.
I bet his parents are extremely proud.
What a loser. He probably thinks he's manly too
There's got to be a better way.
This guy needs to save some poon for the rest of us...
When did Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo switch to cheek injections?
If only there were a hole in his face to ingest food and liquid he wouldn't have to do this
Aaand that's how you get sepsis.
Is that Jason Street ?
W H Y
Fuck. I really hate our species sometimes.
The fuck's the point?
My boy, Bart back in his younger days
Preparing for his seat on the Supreme Court I see.
Incase you were wondering...yes he was
If only there was some opening into the mouth cavity nearby.
IF ONLY THERE WERE A SIMPLER WAY!
A night out with the med students
Remind me not to party with med students.
This is just just fucking pointless and stupid.
I accidently splashed some whiskey in my eye during the Gasperilla parade once. Stung like hell fire and... I don't remember too much after that.
Future supreme court justice right here
There’s a perfectly fine hole mere inches from the injection site. The man jams his finger right through it!
Wow. You’re so fuckin cool!
Why not just shove a alcohol soaked tampon up your ass???
Ya think he listed this talent on his resume ?
Don’t worry the vodka sanitizes the injection site and gets you drunk.
Oh what a badass.
Yeah, but like, why?
He injects a whiskey drink, he injects a lager drink...
When you tell people at the church that alcohol will never touch your lips.
His nod at the end though, oblivious to everyone’s reaction..
That's fucking dumb
I've already got a huge hole in my cheeks.
Sounds like a good way to get aids
Well how about that. My new least favorite video on the internet
He probably already had hepatitis so... What is wrong with people?
Future Supreme Court Justice.
Stupidy is still popular thing.
Pussy! Shoot it like an IV. Back in my navy days I had a buddy Tim that had a freaky girlfriend, one afternoon on a weekend she gave him a full grain alcohol enema. He passed out almost immediately from the rectal lining absorbing a lot of 190 proof alcohol directly into the blood stream, anyway...when he woke up the next day, she had shaved every bit of hair on his body except what was on the top of his head.
That's the epitome of some white people shit...
This is NSFW. I definitely yelled what the fuck like three times to myself though
The lost videos of Brett Kavanaugh during his college years
Shit white people do.
Do you want aids? Cause this is how you get aids.
For a small 50 if drunk fuck why not pussy
This is why trump is president..stupid stupid people are multiplying
Proud boys showing how tough they are?
Ahhh... I remember being at University. No, actually, I don't remember much about University because of all the alcohol. This looks like fun.
If only we had some kind of opening we could use put food and drink into, some kind of mouth perhaps?
Well I don't know what I expected.
Dead dove do not eat
What's your return policy?
OP, your cousin's son is Gob
Early signs point to him eating his parents in the future.
I hope he properly dressed it or it's gonna spoil
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose!!
This is how Hereditary starts, bye OP.
I don't know about you, but I'm the type of guy who never, ever eats anything from that particular refrigerator again.
I don't know what I expected
Your cousin’s son may be a psychopath.
Your nephew might be a cat, just saying
How old is he? Did she ask him why’d he do that?
From whence you came!
[insert Hereditary joke here]
My aunt used to have a parakeet, when it died she wrapped it up and kept it in the freezer for the longest time. Needless to say it made 10-year old me way too scared to open the freezer.
I had to keep a naturally dead hummingbird in a bag in a box the freezer at work for awhile. No one knew. At least box it up, kids.
Oh and I housesat for a circus performer who kept two dead pet cats in her freezer so she could have them taxidermied or some shit in a few months.
You didnt eat that did you? Cause he only has a few days to return it
HE BELONGS WITH US HERE, BRING US THE CHILD!!
I clicked on this ONLY for the Arrested Development comments.
Is your cousin's son's name Gob?
Spoilers for Hereditary 2
To his credit, over the next week it probably did get a lot crisper.
Now you have to throw everything in that fridge out.
Yeah, kill it with fire. The kid's clearly a psychopath.
Anybody else what one there a dime a dove-zen
I’ve made a huge mistake.
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