There is so much hair on it that it has an actual weight to it. I also tried cutting into it with scissors and it looked like a greasy shag carpet, with a similar density.
How does he even brush anything with that?? There are no bristles.
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You can take the hair off and make a mini toupee.
How much hair does he have left?
This is the point where the cursed object needs to just mysteriously 'Disappear'.For his own good.Pick him up a new one at the dollar store,And yell at him to pull the dirty old hair out of it once in a damned while.
Burn it. Now.
Is your brother Teen Wolf?
I may be gross, but even I wouldn’t use that
Your brother is a human trashbag
Nothing wrong with using a hairbrush for over a year, or even a decade. The trick is removing the hair on a regular basis so this doesn't happen.
Is your brother a Neanderthal?
And when did you realize that your brother was Cousin Itt?
Your brother needs to stop brushing his dreads
My instincts say throw it away. My weird frugal side says put on a rubber glove, rip the hair off, and throw that nasty thing in straight bleach. Then throw it away anyways lol.
Your brother needed a new brush 9 months ago. You need a new brother now.
Tell wolf boy he needs to get a new brush.
Imagine what's brewing in there. I need a swab.
more hair then brush ... yuck
As a dude staring down the barrel of a nasty case of male-pattern-baldness, I envy this guy.
Dude is your brother fucking big foot like what the actual fuck
That looks like Ed Shearens butt plug
Quietly replace it with a new one. Dispose of the old one in a trashcan at 7-11 or something, where he can't find it.
At this point he has to keep going until we completely lose those bristles, right?
Is your brother a werewolf?
Was he combing his arse hole?
So you’re saying he has brown hair
Drown that cursed object in holy water, it should get rid of it's dark soul. Then buy an Elon flamethrower and burn the evil thing!
Oh yah it’s a hairbrush all right
My brush has more hair on that after about two weeks
Is your brother Chewbacca?
That's about to flip over and walk out the door by itself!
Turn it into felt and make a tiny teddy bear.
And that's just his back brush. You should see his head brush.
Aaaaand he's bald now.
Your brother needs to starting eating a vegetable that’s not already covered in chocolate or ranch dressing.
I think the hairbrush is eating your brother.
Just hair from his head or other places to?
Plot twist: he's bald and trying to put hair on his head.
Looks like a platypus.
So, what's it like to have a werewolf in the house?
Is he a ginger?
New corndog promoting fiber . . .
I bet it’s crunchy.
Get a new brother.
Does he also have a jar of toenail clippings in the closet?
You mean sister
That's what I call a petbrush or brushpet?
Is that a hedgehog ?
It's got a life of its own now
What.... why..... how.... and this is your first tome finding this out??? If it is how did you find it
does he know that he can remove hair after using hairbrush?
Is he going bald?
The hair lives!
From his chest pubes, to his ball fro
I hate to imagine what the rest of your house looks/smells like.
Does it double as a toilet brush?
He been using it just fine, you know masayin...
That kills me.
is your brother a bear? or wolverine?
Your brother is sasquatch?
He's not losing his hair. It's all right there.
Is your brother anywhere in there?
Is he saving for a wig?
Is your brother a Werewolf?
It looks like Negan's bat.
Show us his hair, I beg you
Is he a Wookie?
My wife has one like that. I offered to clean it for her
She said NO! I like it that way
Plot Twist: Thats not from his scalp.
What an incompetent fool.
I'm pretty sure the old boy is going bald.
Rather than replace the hairbrush just replace your brother. Based on that brush there is no telling what other fuckery he is up to.
My son would definitely do this if I didn’t clean it myself once in awhile
Can you tell him to get a new one? Also to take a shower.
Is he retarded?
Why is your brother using a hairbrush?
I can smell the bacteria through the internet.....
Got lucky that bus didn’t tip over on him
The bus is a human pez dispenser
Movie car chases will now need to move up a gear. If you can't flounce down a Colombian backstreet like a cross debutante leaving her suitor you don't figure.
The big poof of dust in his face at the end has perfect comedic timing.
You guys, this gif is backwards. It’s just some guy getting up from his street nap and catching the express bus uphill, that’s all.
Kinda looks like his right arm stayed in the wheel well.
Lucky escape for the red car
bitch i'm a bus
Crusin’ down on Main Street-
*gets up from nearly being flattened by the front right tire
"Well, I quit."
He nearly threw himself under the bus
magic school bus theme intensifies
I think its more likely that the brakes went out.
Reason for termination: Driver exited bus while still in motion.
Here, have some dust.
“Here’s your stop, now get the hell out!”
First day... last day.
But did you die?
Ah yes, Colombia
Bitch I’m crashing!
Well he did go down the hill that’s for sure
He made pretty good time.
Oh it looks ,His hand still holding the wheel .
The downtown express.
Cruising on down Main Street, you’re unrelated and feeling pain...
To be fair.....
No r/BatshitBusDrivers link yet huh? Well there ya go.
Dude really didn't wanna pay that late pick up fee at the laundry.
Damn this Sonic Adventure 2 remake has some great graphics
That's going to leave a mark.
Makin' my way downtown..
I also like the two cars parked right after a no parking sign
r/badparking where you at?
South American Ricky Lafleur
His first last day as a bus driver went well. FTFY
This is one of those horrifying situations your mind doesn't even fantasize about. Of all the vehicles and of all the road setups. Amazing more damage (from what we can see) was done.
Cruisin on down main Street
Take that man's license!
OP is confused. This doesn't look like the driver's first day went well at all!
"Sir. You can't park here."
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!
Was he a passenger or the driver?
Reverse Crazy Drift into the drop-off zone for a fare bonus. Nice.
...went well... on OPPOSITE DAY!
I thought only nakazato from initial d was kapable of this!!
“This isn’t my stop”
With a Friz? No way!
That’s a bus e
Speed 3: Downhill Edition
First, and no doubt, LAST day lol
Probably got fired for not wearing his seat belt lol.
Why are all of the buildings built all crooked?
"So did I get the job?"
LLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE
Getting flashbacks to the San Fierro area in GTA:SA.
Not too fast, not too fast!
This is why you don't ignore the "fasten your seat-belt" signs
What an idiot. Clearly the sign says no parking.
THIS IS UR STOP!
They call that 'on the job training'.
A: Who TF builds a street at that grade?B: Wonder what the building on the right looks like on the inside. Is the floor level at the level of the door over a cockeyed crawlspace?
He was in the back, selling tickets jusle like where he came from.
Exept they are two on those busses...
Hey, only one fell out. There had to be at least 50 people in there, right? When I worked at Bertucci's, I guarantee you I mangled waaay more than 1 out of every 50 pizzas I made during my first few days on the job!
Never had a lesson.
Any landing you walk away from is a good landing
That WTF was almost a WPD (RIP)
The driver and ticket guy were given a 12 pack of cervesas and reported back to work the following day.
Pink was the lucky color that day.
what happened on his second stop?
Me if I was a bus driver in GTA
Like a glove
Let me guess, guy in pink wasn't standing behind the yellow line?
No seat belt and not dead? It really did go well.
Like a glove...
What the heck is mrs frizzle doing
I mean, how didn’t he see that no parking sign?? Ugh.
We're here fuckers! Get off!
"First day on the job, this finna be a breeze"
I'm amazed that after all that the guy had the wherewithal to pull his hands and arms back a moment before the bus would have crushed them.
I mean.... He didn't die. So, I think he got that going for him. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Don't you mean his first AND last
Driver: We missed a stop.
Guy about to exit bus at his stop: What?
Driver: WE MISSED A STOP!
Something is wrong with me. This made me laugh too hard.
hey look, it's sonic adventure 2
Get out, and stay out!
Oh, so you want an off route drop off, eh? Here you go.
Those bikers and the red car got all their luck used up here. Also it's funny how the bus stopped just before the no parking sign.
What the peep just happened before this? What his bus hit by a truck or something?
Absolutely metal way of parking.
Thought I was gunna see someone get crushed like a tube of toothpaste
That looks for all the world like Tapalpa in Mexico. Also, wtf.
Looks like his last day did not go well either
Dude, did I just watch someone DEAD ASS lose their arm??? Somebody help me configure this dude on the ground!
How is that even fucking possible?
Cruisin' on down mainstreet, all relaxed and feeling good...
Bitch, get out. r/bitchimabus , probably.
So, uh...this your stop?
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
That wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
Crashin down the street in my 6-4
Smashin some shit, droppin a hoe.
Guy might be driving a pile of junk and is probably living in it, but he looks way happier than everyday's commute people.
There's a panda in that truck.
This is after the filming of the Alison Gold Chinese Food Song, I feel.
He needs to recaulk the top window.
An enthralling screwball comedy starring a deranged used car salesman who embarks on a surreal tour of America to find the meaning of life with his sidekick, a fatalistic talking Panda named Mr. Tibs.
Yeah. Its arsino hall moving his house
Car Pool driving.
How is this r/WTF???
It's Michael Clarke Duncan taking his giant panda for a ride. What's the big deal?
Michael Jordan on vacation with his Panda
The panda man can!
we need more poorly constructed music videos like this. this is pure gold.
Catchy. Good beat you can dance to. I give it a 7.
Monkey headed cheerleaders scare me
Reminds me of this gem
Anyone else hear camel toe at about 35 seconds.
Every Indian sound engineer ever:
"When the volume level meter stays in the red, that's the sweet spot"
Yea, but for real, what realllly happened to the dude?
That's called an arc flash.
How’s the guy?
If it was a massive short you could've just called it a long
There are a few safety videos on arc flash. Here's a good slow motion: https://youtu.be/6hpE5LYj-CY
Why is that guy filming from behind a tree in the bushes?
He went to another dimension
did.... he disintegrate?
It’s more than a short. Usually a dropped tool starts it, then the arc turns the air into a plasma, which conducts very well, but not so well that the protection circuit recognizes a problem all that quickly. A dead short trips protection bullet fast, it’s a shitty short that really messes you up because the fuse/breaker timing curve has to allow transients and surges and stuff.
Arc flash is damn serious. The safety masks they wear in an arc flash hazard zone can even trap the hot air rushing up your chest and basically cook your head inside your Helmet. Turns your PPE into a Michelina.
One of the reasons I got out of the HV world... You could not convince me to work around live HV gear, not in a million years.
Can we get a tag that lets me know I’m about to watch somebody die?
Fist off how is this person? I hope that are just fine. Good gravy. Secondly, why are we filming this? Normal practice? Is it a set up for a stunt? Curious.
Wtf, in the US he would be wearing a full body suit to work on that
Is called arc flash and this guy is likely dead or life debilitating injury.
Ok. So on a scale from one to ten just how dead is he?
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
He needs some milk!
His PPE is not rated high enough to be doing that shit. Although, that arc flash/blast could easily have been bad enough that the proper equipment wouldn't have done jack. Once you get to 40 kcal, the blast does enough internal damage that nothing helps.
Note To Self:
Never ask someone to video me doing something with potentially hazardous or deadly outcomes.
If I break rule #1, make sure I trust that the dude I ask will cease filming and at least TRY to assist me should the unlikely event inevitably occur.
This is why you always wear your proper ppe when working with electricity.
Where is he?! Is he okay?!
Rip at least he didn't feel anything I hope
Oh great. PG&E is starting yet another California wild-fire.
Yep. Electricity. I don't fuck with.
Where did the guy go, had he just been vaporized??
Once you see the live leak logo you know what the fucks going on
did he died?
Not shortL O N G circuit
Seriously I have to do arc flash training every year and that shit can fuck your day up. Dude was not properly equipped for the voltage he was working on
Bomb has been planted
Oh ya he ded
Yeah good luck getting to the center of the sun.
Aren’t they supposed to turn off the power when they’re working that close to that shit?
Zzzzt! Event occurred
Whenever I see the live leak watermark I know it’s gonna be some real shit.
Holy shit is that guy ok
The whole thing looks like a piece of shit.Where is the dude?
Man, I HATE deal with 'lectricity
Okay someone needs to change the fuse
I wonder if the guy lived. Notices liveleak watermark
Did he die
Ya know... I work with equipment operating in thousands and thousands of psi. All containing toxic gases that at 1000ppm will kill you quicker than you can say instantly.
And I will NEVER work on electrical shit.
I'm pretty sure I've seen that electroboom dude do something like this and survive.
He's gone with the wind...
F in the chat for the guy.
Gone, reduced to atoms.
It was probably warm.
Turn it into a hat.
He was feeling wiped.
Well, it is possible that someone else decided it for the raccoon. Like another neighbour who doesn't like the car's owner :)
Yeah, I've done this to coworkers also.
Must be a Ford (Found Obese Raccoon Dead).
rip little trash panda 🦝
When we had coons on our car momma just chased them off with a broom.
You now live in a plot wherein your neighbor now assumes you left it there as a message.
Goodluck with that.
He was getting revenge, saw enough of his brothers run down.
Definitely peed in the wiper fluid.
Or the tree above it.
Better out than in, although you don't want oozing into the vents, either.
They are such cute little bandits, now I'm sad ☹️
I call dibs.
Time to sell that coon coupe.
Fell out of a tree.
final resting place
Nonsense. He's just sleeping. Shhh.
High speed, low IQ
Guy I knew in high school killed himself like that, he was hauling ass down a road, lost control, went into the ditch, and hit a roughly 45 degree culvert that basically acted like a ramp. He took out a telephone line then smashed into a pecan tree about 15 feet off the ground. LPT: Don't give high school kids fast cars.
People in the house or in the car?
lots of photos including skidmark
It must've been going really fast.
For those who are wondering how that's possible
Here is a video of a similar crash that happened last year.
Driving like a complete arsehole, that's how.
This also happened near where I grew up in the UK. As some may be aware, we are obsessed with roundabouts, and pretty much every road junction has one. This particular roundabout was at the edge of town coming off a 10 mile stretch of two-lane road which is usually empty outside of rush hour. Some moron thought it was a great opportunity to test how fast his car could go and ended up hitting the roundabout at such a speed that he bounced across the island, probably about 20 feet, hits at tree at just the right angle to then launch his car into the air where it travels doing a somersault what is apparently 100 feet before smashing into the second floor of a building. Apparently he was doing over 100 mph before hitting his brake too late such that he hit the roundabout at 75. Quite impressive for a Volvo! The news went into some quite graphic detail here and here.
So this is what lightning McQueen is up to nowadays...
Somebody ran out of talent at the wrong time.
Probably aerodynamics, combined with poor driving skills
A car like that is a street-legal race car. It's easy to drive it safely, but it's capable of performance beyond what most drivers are prepared for. The driver was going way too fast, lost control, hit a bump or something else that elevated the nose, and presto..we have an airfoil
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
High speeds combined with the ability if cars to become airborne at certain speeds. I lost some friends in school from a similar accident.
RIP Paul Walker
Germans Made their cars fly!
The lack of intelligence adds boyamcy and will lift almost anything into Oblivion with the support of speed.
Failure to maintain minimum safe altitude. Federal Aviation Regulations require that, except when necessary for departure or landing, the minimum altitude over urban areas be 1,000 feet above ground level.
Auto pilot went full extent on this
It believed it could fly
Shouldn't have left the window open
Happened to a warehouse in the industrial estate I used to work. Joyriders ran out of talent on an icy road.
One of the workers arrived early to open up. Wondered why it was so cold and breezy. Eventually found the hole in the wall with the car on the ground outside.
The curbs are those ramp-like ones. Which helps.
Cocaine gives you wings.
I'll tell you how it happened:
A porsche flew and crashed into a house. Speed was involved.
We could go into the physics and how inertia translates into vertical (angular) movement but I think u/Diggy1882 has it covered
Why do I find this funny am I stupid?
Looks like them Duke boys were at it again.
I can't be the only one who sees this and expects a bath to come sliding down with Cleveland in it
A dickhead. Yes im english.
When you wake up on a Sunday morning, and realize that the lord didn't buy you that Mercedes Benz you were asking for...
this is people who have never played a video game with real physics
No innocent people died, that’s a relief...
Must have been a Porsche 911.
Money has no intelligence and stupid people somehow have enough money to obtain a Porsche.
How does it happen? Shitty society with shitty rich people.
Either way sad news indeed - may the two young drivers RIP.
For those interested to read more about the incident here is the link https://www.nj.com/ocean/2019/11/porsche-lodged-into-the-second-story-of-building-after-crash-police-say.html
This is like that scene from an old episode of South Park where the boys are trying to hide from old people in cars running them over, so they run into an attic, but some old person in a car crashes through the attic
When a unstoppable Force meets an immoveable object.
I had an office in that building for several years. The guy I worked with who sat right in front of the window he crashed through texted me this picture this morning. If that happened during business hours a few years ago he'd have been dead too. Freaky.
This is the second one to be posted of some car in a second story building. This must be like what "planking" used to be.
Probably trying to avoid the turkeys
The pricier the car, the shittier the driver.
Its not exclusive to BMWs, theyre just what you see the most.
Lay a net over your roof to remove all perching spots.Purchase a long roll of car netting from a garden or pest control store. When pulled over your entire roof, the netting will prevent cars from making a solid landing through your fucking house and keeping them away from the area.
Magneto strikes again
Speed, it's a crazy drug.
You're apexing too early!
Similar to Paul Walker, high speed in a Porsche.
I know the car is in a building but that's still kind of a dumb way to hold the camera when half the picture is just sky or street
Tried to put on her makeup in the mirror and crassshhed....
Red bull gives you wings
Stunt jump failed
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
Alcohol and braggadocio.
Judging from one of the pictures in an article someone else linked it looks like the launch point was a curb and possible a guy-wire from a post near the launch point could have provided the lift to cause it to go airborne.
It did a barrel roll on its way up and landed roof down inside the building too.
Driving too fast. Steering to slow
More money than brains.
Last one I saw had something like a jump ramp. The truck went across this lawn thing that had this jump ramp like embankment that sent the truck flying like the Dukes of Hazard.
They must have been flying
Someone thought they were in Forza Horizon 4 and tried to smash a fast travel board on the roof
Steve was looking for exit reality and made a right turn, unfortunately he made a typo in his final destination, somehow he still arrived.
41 stunt jumps remaining
You really gotta gun those Porsche’s around turns and maintain it but I think he may have overdone it..
Too much Money ... not enough Brains.
They say those cars can really fly...
That's a car with a lot of downforce, so my guess is they rolled it onto the roof at high speed then the downforce became lift and flew up to the second floor.
Your answer is right below “Exit Reality”/s
Speed + Physics = Bad Time
He played "I believe I can fly" and believed it.
some of bitch must have just finished watching grease and got inspired.
Where is this? I’d like to see any report or article
Sadly they probably wont be charged with murder
Kid in his bedroom: "oh, how I wish I had a Porsche...I wish, I wish, I wish!!!
That car simply identified as an airplane.... but it doesn’t mean it was one!
More money than sense.
High speed car + upside down spoiler = aeroplane
He put on flying mode
I wonder if it ramped off of a car hauler.
I see this aa an absolute win
Gotta go fast like Sanic
Back to the future but miscalculated
It wasn't driving too fast; it's just flying too low, you see
Ask Ryan Dunn.
"A Porsche Boxster traveling that went airbourne into the second floor of a building on Sunday morning — leaving two people dead — was removed by early afternoon.
The driver, Braden DeMartin, 22 of Toms River and his passenger, Daniel Foley, 23, of Toms River were heading north on Hooper Avenue toward Brick when DeMartin lost control of the car and hit the center median, continuing north and striking an embankment."
Read More: How a Porsche flew into 2nd floor of a building, killing two | https://nj1015.com/how-a-porsche-flew-into-the-2nd-flood-of-a-building-killing-two/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm;_medium=referral
Its 2019 and I can watch a crackhead blow crack up another crackheads ass, but can't find a video of this car flying. Unfortunate.
Damn, I'm from the next town over. Glad I didn't go to Toms River today
Speed may have been a factor.
"Well Johnny let me tell you about a thing called physics and they're real wild"
This is some Donnie Darko work
Tell me it was the drivers who died and not some innocent person dying in a final destination way.
Well so much for Porsche's promise that you'll survive crashing into a brick wall at high speed.
Looks like he was driving to the counselling services as advertised on the pylon/building sign.
You tell us
Was just reading this because I'm from a town over. Nuts
This, truly makes you say ‘what the fuck’
Speed. Lots of speed.
Hell of a way to go.
I'm Ryan Dunn and this is Jackass
Must have accidentally switched it to flight mode.
Tom's river wutup!
Just some fellas playing car pranks
The new NFS looking pretty good.
Must have been flyin'.
SPEEEEDDDDD AND POOOWWAAA - Jeremy clarkson
Speed and momentum.
Isn’t this the town that’s currently under siege by some aggressive turkeys
how do u get it down?
I saw this on the news today, it's in PA right?
Anyone else notice the morbidly appropriate sign that says "exit reality"
Imagine getting hit by a car while laying in bed on the second floor of your house.
Not that surprised honestly. Porsche’s can go crazy fast especially with reckless drivers and people who aren’t experienced with high speed vehicles. Also they are notorious for bursting into flames upon crashing.
I'm kind of surprised that a brick wall corner lost the fight to that extent. Shows what I know.
In the movies the car usually crashes through the window, drives through the floor and comes out the other side, crashing into the street relatively unharmed. Are you telling me this is now how it actually works?
High speed and a ditch or rail road tracks. 1st hand knowledge of removal of cars from buildings (though never on the second floor)... We didnt have the equipment for that! Requires a heavy wrecker with very thick cable, locally few places have the cable to do it, the guys who remove planes from accidents have 1 & 2 inch cable - never even worked with it lol!
How did the car get up there was there a ramp or something or did there go round a comer very fast and tip over and gain height
Anything can happen on Florida.
I assume he failed the ramp landing then?
I'd be shittin bricks...
Porsche gonna Porsche.
The long answer is that Porches are notorious for randomly taking to the sky... the short answer is Charlotte
Were the people killed the ones in the car? I'm just imagining sleeping peacfully and being waked by a flying car
Seen it. Covered it - State Farm Insurance
If the driver survived, should spend rest of life in prison
No down force. Needs a spoiler.
Porches be fast
Alcohol + sports car + embankment.
I've seen the same with a tuk-tuk in Bangkok a long time ago.
Something similar happened near my home in 2010.
Did people in the house die
First I read that a porch went flying
Idiots trying to be cool. What else is new. Hope they’re the dead ones, and that no one was harmed in the building.
Someone watched the Dukes of Hazzard one tooo many times
Speed is a hell of a drug.
Did ya read the local news? I'm sure they explained it.