Aah just some guys being dudes
That’s the phone number for Burger King in Leeds, England.
Looks like someone had some fun with photoshop
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Ahh, they’re trying to corner the pregnant market.
I like the addition of the pickle Rick
A few years ago it was very trendy to have unusual flavored ice cream accoutrements for desserts and savory dishes. Black Pepper, thai chili, beef & broccoli (seriously)... There were a few elite chefs that did the trend justice, but ultimately it got played out. For the same reason I still see the occasional cupcake shop opening up, the unusual ice cream trend will continue to trickle down for years.
They put Pickle Rick on the label lol
isn't pickles and ice cream a thing? not my thing but I've heard of it.
Vanickle. I’d try that.
I saw they had dill pickle flavor at La Casa gelato shop in town, where they always have a couple of disgusting things just for fun. Everybody wanted a sample taste and they all looked like they were going to be sick afterward.
wheres the juice
This is actually quite good, as long as it's sweet or bread and butter pickles... If they're sour/dill pickles, count me out.
hard to tell what he is doing..maybe the cats nipples are sore and he is just massaging them with his mouth..no need to judge the man, he could be a real cat hero..who knows how long those nipples have been in distress?
You can milk anything with nipples
Tom Green is back
what made him think that was ok?
This one is the first one to make me say wtf out loud
What the milk?
If he really is doing what it looks like, could it be that he’s poor and homeless looking for anything to eat?
Looking closer I think he’s just nuzzling the sleeping cat or check to see if it’s okay.
This is what i come here for
I DID NOT FUCK THE CAT
What it says in the tin.
gotta get the fresh stuff wherever you can, man.
Jus a guy eating out a pussy...
Or the cat just brainwash this man to pray
God: Yooo wtf
Too vague 👏
They won't just lie there and let your mouth touch them like that.
Is that a dayz survivor?
So a man plays with a pussy.. what's new?
Move them around at night.
For a minute there I thought the problem was that there was a 24x7 party going on at their house. But this....good god!
Kevin McCallister really partying it up these days.
Also, they recently added the volleyball net all the way on the left side of their yard. Just in time for summer I guess
I wonder what the inside of the house looks like
I'm struggling to find the message they are trying to give off. Is it that they are too lazy to clean the manikins off their lawn? Is this how they store the inventory of redneck clothing they auction off on ebay?
I don't get it...
Sometimes HOAs aren’t so bad.
If the cops were called about strange people lurking around a house at night. That could be entertaining to see the struggle
This house is literally right next to my church. I swear they add more every year.
I really love the "Proud to be an American" sign on the door with the Dia de los Muertos sign in the yard. Fun contrast
You know 10000% no one will ever try to rob that house tho
What happened to Ray + Daniel? Or is is Ray Daniel!
M-O-O-N, That spells hobby.
i was like this guy has partys all year? must get really loud and annoying....oh they're mannequin's.
There's been another yard like this where the neighbor's are butt hurt and want it removed.
Bet you don’t have crime in the neighborhood tho
Those wires strongly imply that some Home Alone-level shenanigans are going on in this house.
The strings in the tree are the most disturbing part to me...At first I figured they were just there to hold some of them up, but that can't be right since a lot of them are free standing. Do they use the strings to move them like puppets?!
Try to sell a house in THAT neighborhood.
I love it
Thats fuckn creepy
Everyone think what you want but this homeowner is a fucking genius! Don't want your neighbors bugging you? This is the perfect solution to a entitled shitshow neighbor. Get high with a few friends. Got out and move them once a week or so! To keep them iffy fuckers away. No Karen's, Sharon's, Becky's or Chad's allowed.
Amazing way to mess with the Google Maps van
Those are probably real people. Just like in the movie House of Wax
omg this reminds me of that movie Tourist Trap. That movie still creeps me out.
Looks like he keeps his lawn cut. He gets a thumbs up from me.
At least he maintains his lawn.
This neighbor of yours must be lonely.
That really helps the property values in the neighborhood...
Lol yeah, that's pretty fucking weird, you should ask them what's up with all that shit
This reminds me of the Russian doll guy who stole the corpses of young girls, made them look like life-sized dolls, and placed them around his home
Which one is your neighbor?
damn my first thought was that this is the family tradition where they put up a zombie mannequin for every family member that dies.
Everybody needs a hobby
Good horror film with them being all dead mummified bodies.
This is kind of like building a settlement in Fallout 4 and dressing up all the settlers.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
Make all of them face the front door and record his reaction lmfao
I mean it's not great to look at but if they are leaving you alone I'd just let them be. now if mannequins start showing up at your place then I'd be a bit worried. especially if they were peeking in the windows at night lol
What and why
Saw the Weird NJ tee. No longer surprised. People want to be in that magazine, and they'll do whatever it takes.
Your neighbors look weird. There's something kind of "off" about them, can't quite put my finger on it...
I pass this all the time. Next to rt 1 circle?
They seem nice
I'm surprised there isn't a sign saying "proud to be an American" anywhere.
Nevermind, it's in the window.
At least they have that moat in front.
This feels very central/South Jersey. Like Haddonfield, Cherry Hill.. Something around there.
do you know why they have these? they're a bit more obscure than your normal garden gnomes...
I’d leave my door unlocked. Who tha fuck gonna break in?
You don't realise it but he's actually among the mannequins.
I can see how this is going to unfold.
Officer Stephens didn't take the stripper's request for a welfare call seriously. Perhaps becuase he wanted to think the old man was ok. Everyone knew Ed, Mr. G., and that he was prone to hermit up for weeks at a time. Often emerging with a new lawn "decoration". He was an eccentric guy. That was to be expected of a Oscar award winning special FX guy who worked in Hollywood and around the world nearly half the year. Yet he was very involved in the community, and so nice and humble; his oddity with with lawn was enjoyed by some and pleasantly tolerated by the rest. As the Stephen's turned his cruiser around the corner his heart sank seeing the stack of newspapers and overflowing mailbox.
Peeking through a side window he saw nude legs protruding from under an overturned fridge. He made a call for backup and looked for an unlocked entry. But he only found barred windows and reinforced door frames.
It was just a few minutes after the battering ram opened the door that the town's image of Mr. G. changed, now forever cemented in the facts he had hidden in plain site.
The nude legs belonged to drifter whose name was soon forgotten. He had been smothered by the deceptively heavy appliance which had pinned his arms upright, stretching above his head.
His arms had been pulled though. What strained his limbs was his tight grip of the ring of a large dog's choke collar. A collar wrapped into Mr. G.'s partially severed neck.
The CSI techs and ME eventually agreed the fight that killed them both, was much longer in taking the drifter's life. They theorized the man knew he was hopelessly trapped but made sure Mr. G. went with him.
That murder scene, bizarre as it was, didn't warrant a call to the FBI. It was what was found behind layers of latex skin and plaster of Paris that put the local cops in over their heads and asking for help.
One of the techs first on the scene had soon noticed a life like mask of the drifter laid on the steps leading to the attic. She found a very neat and clean work shop, save for a few broken molds of legs. Looking in the shattered peices she saw light blonde hairs embedded. Hairs matching what turned out to be Mr. G.'s 38th and last victim downstairs.
The FBI won't share the chemical process Mr G. used to preserve the mannequin encased bodies, rigidly posed about his lawn. Neither will they share hundreds of notebooks fill with photos and ramblings of Mr. G., each bearing the title, Snakypoo.
Stephens sensing the feds would be shutting the locals out slid a Polaroid of Mr. G. into his pocket. A souvenir of an experience he would never forget. Proof of a man people would refuse to believe was real.
At the good officer's home, taped to the bottom of drawer is the picture. When he's needs to be reminded that things can be much, much worse, Stephens pulls it out, looks at Mr. G. in a too small thrift store bikini, disguised in otherworldly makeup and head of serpents, finally turning it over to read the inscription, before hiding it and his memories again.
"I will shatter the walls of this closet and house that imprisons me. I will blind the world with the light of the one candle given me. AND when their eyes clear, they will see me and stand in terror for ETERNITY!
I AM MEDUSA!!!"
I'm more impressed that they appear to move everything so they can mow their lawn. During spring/summer that must be a PITA mowing every week.
Maybe he/she is lonely
Just another example of how nature says do not touch.
Zoom in on the friendly one in sunnies above the letterbox. Shirt says 'Deny Reality'.You sure are friend.
I’ve driven past this house!!!! I play tamarack golf course and this place freaks me out every time!!! Truly a wtf!
I'm pretty sure the kid in the blue shirt/grey hood, in front of the steps, behind the flower pot... is a real kid. Literally every other figure there is wearing sunglasses, but the kid isn't, and he looks real.
I thought it was a garage sale at first.
I’m sorry that the value of your home is steadily dropping.
That's a very surprisingly nicely taken care of house/yard/garage for what I assume is some schizophrenic person. All in all, I'll take the weird quirky neighbor that's super clean over normal assholes neighbors.
Ok. So but why
I bet some of them are real bodies.
You live next door to the Devil’s Rejects. Move.
I do this. It makes me feel like my house is a happening place.
Did see this when you bought the place?
lol i would go in at night and add more of them. I bet this guy would lost his shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6z7n5D04vc This reminds me of this MTV skit
It’s the I Feel Fantastic guy
Shay St. Johns house?
Oh wow, finnaly a wtf post that I actually pass by pretty frequently! The owner makes it a point to add more and more to these. They use to be manakins he found in the trash but apparently hes been getting more creative.
I wonder what would happen if you went and stood on the yard for the day?
I feel like this is the kind thing that effect's property values in a neighborhood.
Does your neighbor go out there to hang out and BBQ with them?
hOaS aRe LiTeRaLlY hiTlEr
That has got to be a code violation
This is why I live in an HOA. Fuck that.
"proud to be an American"
Well I'm not proud you're an American.
A little accelerant and you’d have a nice bonfire.
At first I was like oh cool, a BBQ. I guess it could be annoying if they have that all year. And then I zoomed in. Nope nope nope.
Imagine the inside
I guess HOA's are useful
So what OP? They have guests around a lot of the time.
This guy has been busy. Do they all sing?
How are you going to sell your house?
edit- I have to ask, haha, why would someone go out of their way to downvote that question?
So...?? Who cares let him do his thing
Is this in NJ?I see the one shirt says “Weird NJ”
I want him to slap my ass.
Why is the dude in blue confused? Did he get a concussion due to the proximity?
This is the guy who wins all those slapping contest I see linked on my Facebook timeline every other week, right?
He needs to slap that grass down
This one turkish dude told me about how the old Ottomans trained their hands until they could slap away horses charging at them. I have never verified this story and I never will.
Course he doesn’t cheat when he’s up against a fruit...
I'd only be worried if I didn't think I could out-walk him.
Dude it’s vasily!
I don't think the strength of the slap is the WTF, it's why two 300+ pound guys are wearing their panties and slapping watermelons next door. That's enough for me to start looking for a new place.
When your slap is basically a hammer-fist but sideways. No thank you, sir.
That was truly a moist critical.
Sweet now slap that grass.
What’s the scale of this slap on the moist meter
“HOW CAN HE SLAP?!”
Bud Spencer Move :)
Russia just seems like the worst place on Earth.
In need of the power of a russian lawn mower.
palm strike , not a slap. I bet this is that cheater who is the "champion"
Somebody please mow that lawn
Thank you CR1TIKAL for opening my eyes to Russian Slapping competitions
Someone get Cr1t1kal
That’s not any Russian slap, that’s the fucking KING OF SLAPS.https://youtu.be/Xjo-8kGe2qw
When you max out your points all in strength
The power of Russian Fat
Did you see the video he made 6 weeks ago? He slapped his lawn mower and FUCKED. THAT. THING. UP.
In Russia the grass cuts you.
I kind of love how they were both shocked how well it worked. :)
I feel like my elbow would get mangled if I tried to slap the piss out of a melon like that.
Did that to your mama the other night
They are like two angry gnomes
Damn, no wonder this dude is the champion of all those Russian slapping contests
Damn, that must’ve hurt his hand.
They must not have weed eaters in mother Russia?
Guy on the left: HAIL ME, WATER MELON HOLDER.
Mow your lawn
Do you think he can roast a chicken with that slap?
The power of a 40 kg arm
I want him to slap a brick wall
Blunt force trauma to the head!
Damn mow your yard .
Someone slow motion his fat jiggle
I wish he’d Russian slap that grass.
They need to cut their grass.
That's no ordinary russian, it's Vassily kamitsky
Mow your fucking grass, yo.
The back pointing at the end is what made it for me
That's the slap champion I think, doesn't surprise me that he just blew that melon up.
Well he slapped it with his wrist.
Lol this Russian propaganda can’t fool me
That is actuelly the real slapmaster.
Wasting a good watermelon if you ask me
The power of their Russian mower is weak af.
Imagine getting slapped in the head by that. Concussion city.
Fuck cutting the grass huh?
I found /r/lawncare’s nightmare
Staged...Suspect that was a pre-cut mellon or a soft-ish over ripe one or the guy's elbow would be in about the same condition as the mellon. Physics is a brutal bitch...
Everything about this looks like rural America, except the grass. I noticed when I see videos about Russian boonies they don't really cut their grass
They need to slap that grass!
Yeah but he couldn’t catch you. Fat bastards.
They make a cute couple
Probably needs to cut the grass…it’s too tall
Big boy should be slapping that lawn down to size.
World famous and can’t afford a lawn mower... smh
That shit slap though
You think his hand is red?
hahaha these guys
Blue shirt guy: “ oh yeah, forgot to point at the shirt”
I say we hand over Moose and Squirrel right now. The world will be a better place when we can all put our differences behind us.
Is thisnthat dude from the slapping competition gif? If so I now understand why the he slapped was nearly knocked out.
I forgot my glasses, am I looking at E. Honda or Zangief ?
He's a slap competition champion. He straight up knocks people unconscious. His names Vasily Kamotsky apparently he's a Siberian farmer.
What the actual f
Jesus Christ, I've hit a watermelon with a bat and it didn't even come close to that
Send this to Charlie
How can he slap?!?!?!?!?!?
The Russian slap champion. Who is the Rocky version of slap in America? Rocky or Creed?
These dudes are so fat. Holy hell!
Fake is fake.
He should check out the power of a lawn mower.
Cut the grass.
@benaskren where you at
Wasn't he in that video of the slap championship with that guy who injected synthol into his arms?
Is this Russian Florida?
That slap won the battle of Stalingrad.
Fat boy slap Mellon big hard oof oof
He looks like he was raised by a tribe of slappers!
He slapped that watermelon so hard that now it is just a melon.
Oh shit I saw Charlie talking about this guy. The Russian also participates in slapping matches it is crazy. You can find Charlie on YouTube just look up penguinz0
Pretty Russian evolved from bears
So fun story. Few years ago I was reading a comic book (yeah yeah stupid shit but hold on). Basically what it was telling me is how to get the best ‘slap’. Not this. This is like a heel strike or whatever. I’m talking about like a leather whip. Making the tips of your fingers move as fast as possible before impact. Needless to say I smacked my sister trying to wake her up for school one day and not only did it leave a welt. I bruised my hand as well.
Terrible use for a watermelon.... I mean I don't want it but terrible use lmfao
Try a coconut. Watermelons are for noobs.
Good call on the rubber glove.
You should be able to find the owner, just find out who it fits like Cinderella and the glass slipper.
If the mother dildo smells a human touch on it, it will abandon it. Good job on the gloves
You just made one of your female coworkers very angry.
Dude your scrotum handling technique is on point
Good job on not neglecting the balls.
Put it back and see who keeps taking their breaks out there.
Plant it in the pot lol
Looks like a perfect soupbone!
And just in time for the lunch rush!
Who would put black pudding behind a plant?
This is the BBC
Not the Applebee's in Wichita, was it? Because I've been looking for that.
did you keep it?
Does it come with sides?
I’ve seen bigger.
Your boss is gonna be pissed when it's not there for his smoke break.
That’s mine! Put it back.
I'd like the BLT and a BBC.
Honestly I thought found a large truffle and the WTF was it growing in and behind a potted plant but then I finally realized that they were a set of textured black balls on a giant black dildo and I was like "oh."
That one's a keeper! gratz on the find.
It it suffering from a severe case of cylindrical scrotal calcinosis.
Its been awhile...r/unwanteddildos
Suuuuuure you did 😉
What happened... did your balls drop off?
Ah, the “big Jim” model
Damn, those avocados could be bigger! Quite the harvest though.
ah yes, the chef's special.
Cupping the nuts!! I like it!!
Ya know, reading the title, I was expecting some kind of out of the ordinary animal or some weird person or something like that....But THIS, THIS was the LAST thing I was ever expecting to see
Was it an Aubergine plant? 🍆
Before clicking I thought it would be a big black spider, but turns out it's a big black dick!
Is this in LA??????
Where is that? Our rugby club has a secret mascot. We have lost a few. It's a big black dildo, with a mr potato head face. Girls seen to want to steal it when we are at the bar.
Did you take it home?
Is that what was used to fuck up that plant?
That’s Big Jim. Did you find the cooling gel button?
Please put it back
Why are you touching it. O.o
Why dudes are self-concise and their size.
My bet* is it belongs to one (or more) of the wait staff. They have some fun after closing.
*source - worked restaurants for many years.
r/houseplants We love our houseplants.
Ahh the Ol Ding Dong Ditch move
What brand of watering can is that?
I thought it was a snail just because of the balls
Why is the bean-bag a different color?
You're gonna noticed a hella stressed out coworker over the next few days.
How did it taste?
It’s only smellz
What kind of mushroom is this in my plant? /r/mycology
You either fuck or get fucked at work ¯_(ツ)_/¯
No fair, you found it!
I'll have what she's having.
That thing has seen some shit.
How the fuck do women do that is that practice for giving birth?!
Show him a good time
Where did it send the meatballs to?
These are varicose veins. Surprising common in women after child birth age
You need some potassium and a break lol
Puuuull the tape worm out of your... veins!
Damn your cock is hairy
What actually happened ?
Wait no... that can't be real?
Time for surgery..
It's a tapeworm
I have the urge of wanting to hit it with a bat.
You need to get those drained, professionally of course.
They also do “V-stripping” where they strip the vein out with veryyyy little numbing. While draining them obviously won’t last as long as stripping, it’s a HELL of a lot less pain.
Silly tummy! Always doing wacky things!
(this sub's name)
Knees weak from mom's spaghetti
Nudist colonies be like
I'm on board,this is a great ensemble. She could lose the hat though.
Is this how they haze new runway models?
You forgot your axle!
Axle rose, for a moment anyway.
is that flame coming from the gas tank? brutal
Tis but a scratch
4wd... now 2wd
NEUTRAL!What?NEUTRAL! PUT IT IN NEUTRAL!LOL I know!
That’ll buff out.
Looks like one of those Hershey kiss cookies my sister always bakes at the holidays
This is how “The last of us” started
congrats youre infected now
Bulbasaur used stun spore
Alien covenant looks great
Reminds me of my first time
In case anyone is interested, this is an earthstar mushroom, genus geastrum
Breath in enough spores and you can win free lycoperdonosis!
We have some similar mushrooms around here. We call them puffball mushrooms.
Goddamn this subreddit is weak recently. Yes, it’s a fungus, this is how they reproduce. Shaking a tree and having pollen come out isn’t WTF, and neither is poking a fungus and having spores come out.
Now clean yourself up, dirty b****
Congrats you just jerked of a mushroom.
I would see these things every summer as a kid, we called them pet de loup or wolf farts haha.
The one in the pic looks different but they would fart out spores like that when you touched them.
Great, here come the Orks
When running in elementary P.E. classes, these were like.. lining the track, so my friends and I would stomp all over em and make huge clouds of these brown-purple spores. On one hand, sorry we stomped all over you... on the other hand... yw for spreading your spores around.
I dare you to snort it.
Curiosity infected the xenobiologist and his team.
I feel like you should get a refund from Hershey's
When you’re holding in a fart and someone pokes you in the side
How I feel after day-2 of No Nut November
My sex life summed up in a reddit post...
We get them all over our yard like early fall
Not sure what's WTF about this
First thing that came to mind...
A one pump dump.
This reminds me of my first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFXtF00wsREHere we go again...
We have a lot of those around here in northwestern WA. Used to see them while mushroom picking.
good luck with the alien parasites bursting through your orifices later
I remember last year mowing the lawn and hearing a loud FWUMP!.
What Followed was what looked like smoke billowing from under my mower.
Turns out it was a mushroom.
And it was reddit where I first learned about the alien invasion.
Me after a long day
I remember playing with these as a kid. We called them "Smoke Bombs"
I remember this X-Files episode.
Aww skeet skeet mushroomfucka!
congrats! you made the weird plant jizz
If Star Wars Battlefront 2 taught me anything, don’t breathe that shit in
What legitimately is that?
Hey nice find man! I'm jealous. I'd love to have a tent full of those.
Don't get it in my hair.
Oohb.... Yyyeaaaashhh.. oooohh maah gaauudd.. oh. ...hardereeerrr
things are about to be a little 'chesty' for you soon
Y’all really gonna make the Last of Us real, aren’t you?
O yea touch me again daddy
Cost: 0 Sun
Probably can be used in cooking somehow
In my country they are called "Wolf Farts"
My dick on the last day of no nut November
breath it in
lol i remember it from a tarzan videogame 10years ago
Accurate representation of if Emma Watson ever touched my pp
You just made that shroom N U T T E
Didn't everyone play with these as little kids? We'd call them fart shrooms
Now you're pregnant.
Me and my prom date
I dont think that's a really safe thing to do
Mushroom smoke, don't breathe this.
Shroomish use stun spore!
Yeah, use a long stick next time. For safety.
a single spore lands, finds nourishment in decay, and soon attains maturity
OMG WTF BRO that's inSANE I'm literally WTF-ing rn!!
oh god, oh god! your about to make me spore!!
This is how my penis works
A farting doodoo