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NSFL... 1 bum 1 cup. San Francisco edition

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • cambob0316
    7 points Jun 20,2018, 8:07pm

    If it fits, I shits... almost.

  • 7pharaohs
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 8:05pm

    Ughh..disgusting. not a single piece of toilet paper.

  • tonan_otna
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 8:19pm

    Looks like somebody had Dairy Queen

  • silenthanjorb
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 8:04pm

    maybe someone just spilled their goodberry's?

COMMENTS

  • cambob0316
    7 points Jun 20,2018, 8:07pm

    If it fits, I shits... almost.

  • 7pharaohs
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 8:05pm

    Ughh..disgusting. not a single piece of toilet paper.

  • tonan_otna
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 8:19pm

    Looks like somebody had Dairy Queen

  • Druinmissouri
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 8:51pm

    When does the potato sprout?

  • silenthanjorb
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 8:04pm

    maybe someone just spilled their goodberry's?

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Got some leftover dentures?

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Breezezilla_is_here
    10 points Jun 19,2018, 10:28pm

    Would not have thought to do that.

  • realsnail
    11 points Jun 20,2018, 1:09am

    50 years later and Jim is still pranking dwight

  • jagenigma
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 12:51pm

    I see Jim is still pranking dwight even in old age.

  • condogmcbutt
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 4:49am

    Honestly thought it was tentacles in the jello before I read the title

  • Criket
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:05am

    In Russia, cake bite you!

  • SBCrystal
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 9:32am

    It's that kind of wtf that I would have as a conversation piece in my house.

  • songwind
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:36pm

    The world's least appetizing jello mold.

  • misterpippy
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 12:42am

    I find this deeply disturbing.

  • Mysterious-Maverick
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 1:02am

    I mean it's neat, yeah, but try not to be too critical of it.

    That's kind of a toothy subject.

  • Deltaechoe
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:33am

    Not the first time I've seen this done

  • Anjayo
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:54am

    That would be great for Halloween

  • JustonTG
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:13am
  • whalemingo
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:20am

    Now that’s a dessert you can sink your teeth into!

  • whalemingo
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:21am

    And I thought Barq’s had bite!

  • sankoni
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:01pm

    In soviet Russia jello always have room for you.

COMMENTS

  • Breezezilla_is_here
    10 points Jun 19,2018, 10:28pm

    Would not have thought to do that.

  • realsnail
    11 points Jun 20,2018, 1:09am

    50 years later and Jim is still pranking dwight

  • jagenigma
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 12:51pm

    I see Jim is still pranking dwight even in old age.

  • doyouwanttobeabeatle
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 4:47am

    Heard that person has a sweet tooth.

  • condogmcbutt
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 4:49am

    Honestly thought it was tentacles in the jello before I read the title

  • Criket
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:05am

    In Russia, cake bite you!

  • SBCrystal
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 9:32am

    It's that kind of wtf that I would have as a conversation piece in my house.

  • songwind
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:36pm

    The world's least appetizing jello mold.

  • misterpippy
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 12:42am

    I find this deeply disturbing.

  • Mysterious-Maverick
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 1:02am

    I mean it's neat, yeah, but try not to be too critical of it.

    That's kind of a toothy subject.

  • Deltaechoe
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:33am

    Not the first time I've seen this done

  • Anjayo
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:54am

    That would be great for Halloween

  • JustonTG
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:13am
  • whalemingo
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:20am

    Now that’s a dessert you can sink your teeth into!

  • whalemingo
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:21am

    And I thought Barq’s had bite!

  • sankoni
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:01pm

    In soviet Russia jello always have room for you.

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This coupon for cremation

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • notoriousdgg
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 6:27pm

    The only thing that is disturbing about this is the expiration date. One might be encouraged to get dead before the sale is over. Some folks can't pass up a bargain.

  • AlabasterGoddess
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:48pm

    What .... what qualifies as INdirect cremation ...

  • iamabadexample
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:54pm

    You'll have to take this coupon from my cold dead hands

  • gottagroove
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:41pm

    And a drive-through..

  • fingers
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 6:32pm

    That's expensive. New Haven crematorium will do it for $390.

    Mother in law passed away last month. The family didn't listen to me...they went with the $5000 cremation with service.

  • LargeWu
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:47pm

    It our most...modestly priced receptacle.

COMMENTS

  • notoriousdgg
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 6:27pm

    The only thing that is disturbing about this is the expiration date. One might be encouraged to get dead before the sale is over. Some folks can't pass up a bargain.

  • AlabasterGoddess
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:48pm

    What .... what qualifies as INdirect cremation ...

  • iamabadexample
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:54pm

    You'll have to take this coupon from my cold dead hands

  • DainBramage0604
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:09pm

    Good to know. Not really dying to use it right now but maybe they cycle promotions...

  • gottagroove
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:41pm

    And a drive-through..

  • fingers
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 6:32pm

    That's expensive. New Haven crematorium will do it for $390.

    Mother in law passed away last month. The family didn't listen to me...they went with the $5000 cremation with service.

  • LargeWu
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:47pm

    It our most...modestly priced receptacle.

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BMW fungus

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • HillarysDepends
    58 points Jun 20,2018, 8:17am

    The most expensive car you will ever buy is the cheap BMW

  • yetiwizard
    13 points Jun 20,2018, 5:22am

    That can happen real fast too

  • Str4n6eClouDz
    27 points Jun 20,2018, 8:55am

    I've waited for so long to tell this story.

    So I'm high school, my friends played a prank where they filled an old Volvo cabriolet with balloons. Mind you, these was no helium used in blowing them up. So when our friend found, his car we all had a little laugh. He then proceeds to pop all the balloons in his car. Afterwards he goes on a trip over summer. upon his return the entirety of the car was filled with fungus. Stalagmites made of fungus. Fungus steering wheel. Fungus visor. The car was a giant fungus.

    It was never the same after that.

  • Exctmonk
    5 points Jun 20,2018, 8:26am

    BM-ewww

  • Flea_Biscuit
    10 points Jun 20,2018, 5:52am

    That's how people know you're a fun guy

  • UnselfconsciousTeff
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 7:25am

    Number 35. BMW Chair Fungus

  • Szczavv
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:57am

    How?

  • Gargomon251
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:41am

    All I see is reflections

  • hitman845
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 7:41am

    A little armor-all will fix that right up.

  • RealGsDontSleep
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 7:59am

    Wow I had this model and it had terrible seals and would leak water through the doors into the floorboard. I had leather seats or this would have probably happened. Drove great but the little shit that would break on that car could drive you insane.

  • kalkleyrar
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 8:41am

    That car has passed its expiration date.

  • -kizza-
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 9:05am

    That's an E39

  • atom138
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 2:30pm

    This happened to my buddies e36 M3 with Modena leather interior. He stored it in his mom's garage for a few months and came back to it looking 100x worse than this. You couldn't tell what color the seats were it was so bad.

  • POL3ND
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 10:19am

    Well, that's considered totaled.

  • Notsewww
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 10:25am

    Who urinated in my BMW again!

  • Mrpewpybutwhole
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 11:29am

    Tryna get sick? That's how ya get sick.

  • Corndog106
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 12:22pm

    Car with water intrusion/flooding will do this once the water is drained out. Everything stays wet and mold takes off.

  • chief_dirtypants
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 12:40pm

    It's superior German fungus, much better than American fungus.

  • KRB52
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 4:12pm

    (ad) "Ran when parked. Interior needs a little cleaning. Tires were one month old when parked. All it needs is fresh gas, a new battery and new owner."

  • onefinedjentleman
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:11pm

    Bet the driver is great at parties. He seems like a fungi.

COMMENTS

  • HillarysDepends
    58 points Jun 20,2018, 8:17am

    The most expensive car you will ever buy is the cheap BMW

  • yetiwizard
    13 points Jun 20,2018, 5:22am

    That can happen real fast too

  • Str4n6eClouDz
    27 points Jun 20,2018, 8:55am

    I've waited for so long to tell this story.

    So I'm high school, my friends played a prank where they filled an old Volvo cabriolet with balloons. Mind you, these was no helium used in blowing them up. So when our friend found, his car we all had a little laugh. He then proceeds to pop all the balloons in his car. Afterwards he goes on a trip over summer. upon his return the entirety of the car was filled with fungus. Stalagmites made of fungus. Fungus steering wheel. Fungus visor. The car was a giant fungus.

    It was never the same after that.

  • CannibalFantasy
    20 points Jun 20,2018, 5:25am

    It's the new option when you buy a new BMW, only cost 1000 $ extra for exclusive fungus seats

  • Exctmonk
    5 points Jun 20,2018, 8:26am

    BM-ewww

  • Flea_Biscuit
    10 points Jun 20,2018, 5:52am

    That's how people know you're a fun guy

  • UnselfconsciousTeff
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 7:25am

    Number 35. BMW Chair Fungus

  • Szczavv
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:57am

    How?

  • Gargomon251
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:41am

    All I see is reflections

  • hitman845
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 7:41am

    A little armor-all will fix that right up.

  • RealGsDontSleep
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 7:59am

    Wow I had this model and it had terrible seals and would leak water through the doors into the floorboard. I had leather seats or this would have probably happened. Drove great but the little shit that would break on that car could drive you insane.

  • kalkleyrar
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 8:41am

    That car has passed its expiration date.

  • -kizza-
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 9:05am

    That's an E39

  • atom138
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 2:30pm

    This happened to my buddies e36 M3 with Modena leather interior. He stored it in his mom's garage for a few months and came back to it looking 100x worse than this. You couldn't tell what color the seats were it was so bad.

  • POL3ND
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 10:19am

    Well, that's considered totaled.

  • Notsewww
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 10:25am

    Who urinated in my BMW again!

  • Mrpewpybutwhole
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 11:29am

    Tryna get sick? That's how ya get sick.

  • Corndog106
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 12:22pm

    Car with water intrusion/flooding will do this once the water is drained out. Everything stays wet and mold takes off.

  • chief_dirtypants
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 12:40pm

    It's superior German fungus, much better than American fungus.

  • KRB52
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 4:12pm

    (ad) "Ran when parked. Interior needs a little cleaning. Tires were one month old when parked. All it needs is fresh gas, a new battery and new owner."

  • onefinedjentleman
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:11pm

    Bet the driver is great at parties. He seems like a fungi.

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Seeking a son and a brother

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Daantheman
    66 points Jun 20,2018, 8:54am

    That's something for r/SadCringe

  • Turing45
    24 points Jun 20,2018, 11:37am

    Grindr is much cheaper.

  • amorousCephalopod
    10 points Jun 20,2018, 12:16pm

    For when you're really intent on living with no women around... Ever.

  • EJNPhoto
    27 points Jun 20,2018, 9:09am

    The realization that life is really about love and a loving community. I give him props for trying.

  • gum11
    5 points Jun 20,2018, 1:51pm

    Sounds like thia guy is trying to fulfil a sexual fantasy

  • cautionjaniebites
    4 points Jun 20,2018, 4:18pm

    A lonely man who has to stay in the closet for many reasons. I think this is more sad than WTF

  • slow_backend
    6 points Jun 20,2018, 8:51am

    :(

  • bobchicken128
    8 points Jun 20,2018, 9:00am

    Can we get a feelsbadman in the chat.

  • EnthiumZ
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 2:59pm

    the guy seems to have a incest fetish

  • teaching-man
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 3:04pm

    I read this as being written by the Doctors mom. Feels about as close as she is willing to get to accepting her gay son, for now.

  • ajacian
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 1:11pm

    More sad than wtf

  • kidpremier
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 3:15pm

    Ad for gay partner

  • HailtokingTeddy
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 9:53am

    Feelsbadman

  • The_Woodsman_TP
    4 points Jun 20,2018, 9:20am

    They probably just want someone to molest on a frequent basis.

  • My_dog_Charlie
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:45pm

    That's a kink.

  • deleted
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 6:26pm

    I was already one doctor's son, I am willing to convert to Islam to get more money.

  • TragicApostrophe
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:55pm

    Basically he wants two young people to boss around?

  • RandomRedditor32905
    -2 points Jun 20,2018, 12:28pm

    Only wants to live with other Muslims, is that racist too?

COMMENTS

  • Daantheman
    66 points Jun 20,2018, 8:54am

    That's something for r/SadCringe

  • Turing45
    24 points Jun 20,2018, 11:37am

    Grindr is much cheaper.

  • amorousCephalopod
    10 points Jun 20,2018, 12:16pm

    For when you're really intent on living with no women around... Ever.

  • Bellavonte
    27 points Jun 20,2018, 10:18am

    seems rapey

  • EJNPhoto
    27 points Jun 20,2018, 9:09am

    The realization that life is really about love and a loving community. I give him props for trying.

  • gum11
    5 points Jun 20,2018, 1:51pm

    Sounds like thia guy is trying to fulfil a sexual fantasy

  • cautionjaniebites
    4 points Jun 20,2018, 4:18pm

    A lonely man who has to stay in the closet for many reasons. I think this is more sad than WTF

  • slow_backend
    6 points Jun 20,2018, 8:51am

    :(

  • bobchicken128
    8 points Jun 20,2018, 9:00am

    Can we get a feelsbadman in the chat.

  • EnthiumZ
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 2:59pm

    the guy seems to have a incest fetish

  • teaching-man
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 3:04pm

    I read this as being written by the Doctors mom. Feels about as close as she is willing to get to accepting her gay son, for now.

  • ajacian
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 1:11pm

    More sad than wtf

  • kidpremier
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 3:15pm

    Ad for gay partner

  • HailtokingTeddy
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 9:53am

    Feelsbadman

  • The_Woodsman_TP
    4 points Jun 20,2018, 9:20am

    They probably just want someone to molest on a frequent basis.

  • My_dog_Charlie
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 3:45pm

    That's a kink.

  • deleted
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 6:26pm

    I was already one doctor's son, I am willing to convert to Islam to get more money.

  • TragicApostrophe
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:55pm

    Basically he wants two young people to boss around?

  • RandomRedditor32905
    -2 points Jun 20,2018, 12:28pm

    Only wants to live with other Muslims, is that racist too?

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Cars parked across from massive building fire

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • thr33beggars
    88 points Jun 20,2018, 4:28pm

    This is why I try to avoid parking near massive building fires.

  • Palifaith
    17 points Jun 20,2018, 4:46pm

    Or regular summer day in Arizona.

  • ChimpyChompies
    10 points Jun 20,2018, 4:37pm

    How hot is it going to be today?
    Scorchio!

  • LGRW_16
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 4:35pm

    Wonder how far away from the building they were parked? Didn’t realize cars melted.

  • cuddle_cuddle
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 4:45pm

    I was gonna say Phoenix, but sure. close enough.

  • Spdrjay
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 4:39pm

    What a world! What a world!

  • Mugstache
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:20pm

    🎵I don't want to set the world on fire🎵

  • DiarrheaMonkey-
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:15pm

    Spoiler alert: Someone's spoiler got spoiled.

  • Herp_derpelson
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 7:54pm

    This just in: Fire has radiant heat. More at 11.

  • UsernameCensored
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 4:28pm

    Should have brought marshmallows.

  • Szczavv
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:14pm

    Yummy

  • geffe71
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:14pm

    Ark of the covenant

  • vessel_for_the_soul
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:45pm

    Man, idk, Id burn for a two tone silver/gold paint job now.

  • Dr_The_Watson
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 4:28pm

    r/mildlyinteresting would fit this better

COMMENTS

  • thr33beggars
    88 points Jun 20,2018, 4:28pm

    This is why I try to avoid parking near massive building fires.

  • Palifaith
    17 points Jun 20,2018, 4:46pm

    Or regular summer day in Arizona.

  • ChimpyChompies
    10 points Jun 20,2018, 4:37pm

    How hot is it going to be today?
    Scorchio!

  • faultysynapse
    4 points Jun 20,2018, 4:36pm

    That would suuuuuck. I wonder how insurance would handle that? I also wonder if that kind of heat could damage the steel in the body of the car?

  • LGRW_16
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 4:35pm

    Wonder how far away from the building they were parked? Didn’t realize cars melted.

  • cuddle_cuddle
    3 points Jun 20,2018, 4:45pm

    I was gonna say Phoenix, but sure. close enough.

  • Spdrjay
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 4:39pm

    What a world! What a world!

  • Mugstache
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 5:20pm

    🎵I don't want to set the world on fire🎵

  • DiarrheaMonkey-
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 6:15pm

    Spoiler alert: Someone's spoiler got spoiled.

  • Herp_derpelson
    2 points Jun 20,2018, 7:54pm

    This just in: Fire has radiant heat. More at 11.

  • UsernameCensored
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 4:28pm

    Should have brought marshmallows.

  • Szczavv
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 5:14pm

    Yummy

  • geffe71
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:14pm

    Ark of the covenant

  • vessel_for_the_soul
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 7:45pm

    Man, idk, Id burn for a two tone silver/gold paint job now.

  • Dr_The_Watson
    1 points Jun 20,2018, 4:28pm

    r/mildlyinteresting would fit this better

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What’s the worst that can happen?

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • originalscheiss
    37 points Jun 18,2018, 1:51am

    Have your clothes stained by dripping oil.

  • YellowOnline
    11 points Jun 18,2018, 2:16am
  • friedlad
    10 points Jun 18,2018, 1:49am

    You die. That’s the worst.

  • Wadewilson74
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 3:34am

    Wanna get fucked up, cause that's how you get fucked up.

  • DrStvBrl
    3 points Jun 18,2018, 1:52am

    Worl expodes

  • Grimreaper10161
    3 points Jun 18,2018, 6:08am

    When the hydraulics fail

  • Gloeschi
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 2:45am

    Forgot wedding anniversary?

  • Cvo777
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 2:52am

    “Great Chris, you got my shirt wet.”

  • Space_Poet
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:54am

    He fixes the cable?

  • CaptainFunktastic
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 8:27am

    Well, he's chalked the front wheels, so it's not gonna roll anywhere, and that forklift routinely holds weight equal or more than the probably ~30% of that semi that the rear end accounts for, so...

    I guess as long as the chain doesn't snap and the parking break on the lift doesn't fail, honestly, he should be fine.

  • MT_Flesch
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 1:44pm

    snapped chain to snapped spine to snapped shot

  • Twatrick
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 2:36pm

    The police come to tell you your wife was just hit by a truck. No, wait...you said the worse thing....

  • Choice_Candidate
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 2:48pm
  • RulerWorld
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 6:57pm
  • slackerboyfx
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 12:52am
  • bruce108
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 2:28pm

    We move trucks with a fork lift like that all the time. Don't lift them that high and not paid enough to get under it like that.

  • cs_minor
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 6:37pm

    Nothing's the worst. All are anticipating something. If nothing happened, it'd all be a total waste.

  • An-I-Me
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 4:50am

    The worst? Is when you have a diarrhea and you controlled it for too long and it leaked but not it stinks. Now you have to go through public transport and you still stink with that mark on your pants which you cant see. Thats worst

COMMENTS

  • originalscheiss
    37 points Jun 18,2018, 1:51am

    Have your clothes stained by dripping oil.

  • YellowOnline
    11 points Jun 18,2018, 2:16am
  • friedlad
    10 points Jun 18,2018, 1:49am

    You die. That’s the worst.

  • March26
    8 points Jun 18,2018, 2:45am

    I'm so surprised that forklift is heavy enough to hold it up.

  • Wadewilson74
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 3:34am

    Wanna get fucked up, cause that's how you get fucked up.

  • DrStvBrl
    3 points Jun 18,2018, 1:52am

    Worl expodes

  • Grimreaper10161
    3 points Jun 18,2018, 6:08am

    When the hydraulics fail

  • Gloeschi
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 2:45am

    Forgot wedding anniversary?

  • Cvo777
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 2:52am

    “Great Chris, you got my shirt wet.”

  • Space_Poet
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:54am

    He fixes the cable?

  • CaptainFunktastic
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 8:27am

    Well, he's chalked the front wheels, so it's not gonna roll anywhere, and that forklift routinely holds weight equal or more than the probably ~30% of that semi that the rear end accounts for, so...

    I guess as long as the chain doesn't snap and the parking break on the lift doesn't fail, honestly, he should be fine.

  • MT_Flesch
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 1:44pm

    snapped chain to snapped spine to snapped shot

  • Twatrick
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 2:36pm

    The police come to tell you your wife was just hit by a truck. No, wait...you said the worse thing....

  • Choice_Candidate
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 2:48pm
  • RulerWorld
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 6:57pm
  • slackerboyfx
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 12:52am
  • bruce108
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 2:28pm

    We move trucks with a fork lift like that all the time. Don't lift them that high and not paid enough to get under it like that.

  • cs_minor
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 6:37pm

    Nothing's the worst. All are anticipating something. If nothing happened, it'd all be a total waste.

  • An-I-Me
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 4:50am

    The worst? Is when you have a diarrhea and you controlled it for too long and it leaked but not it stinks. Now you have to go through public transport and you still stink with that mark on your pants which you cant see. Thats worst

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Teslas Are So Hot Right Now

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • deleted
    22 points Jun 18,2018, 10:05am

    [deleted]

  • julliuz
    65 points Jun 18,2018, 10:15am

    Gotta love the circlejerk on twitter about this. Some dude shows up with a 10 deaths over 4 years chart and he forgets to show any numbers on regular cars. Tesla did it! WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END.

    afaik, that amount of deaths is completely insignificant in comparison to the daily deaths by other cars.

  • Bluegobln
    20 points Jun 18,2018, 6:13pm

    I'd put money down betting this guy replaces this vehicle with another just like it. Why? Because he knows and recognizes that this fluke means almost nothing compared to the overall safety and quality of the vehicle.

  • use_choosername
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 8:34pm

    this looks somewhat more survivable than flaming petrol pouring out.

  • Southernms
    11 points Jun 18,2018, 9:53am

    Is that the lithium battery catching on fire?

  • pegasus199
    6 points Jun 18,2018, 1:01pm

    Well I guess we can't take Tesla's on the plane anymore

  • xluryan
    9 points Jun 18,2018, 11:07am

    I guess it's cool to hate on Tesla?

    But why? Any person with a sliver of intelligence can see that Tesla is making the automotive world a better place. I don't get why people love to hate them so much.

  • etotheapplepi
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 10:41am

    Sweet ass flame thrower upgrade.

    Saw that old video of one and have been waiting for a production car to finally offer one.

  • ferdylance
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 3:25pm

    The next James Bond car.

  • Truthisnotallowed
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 6:54pm

    The new 'Spitfire' option - everyone is going to want one.

  • Kleptos18
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 6:08pm

    All you’ve done is proved what Musk is saying. No car is rated safer. And the X is the safest rated, period.

  • demevalos
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 9:51am
  • tralfaz66
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 11:00am

    Go go Musk powers ACTIVATE. Flame on!

  • vannhh
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 11:52am

    Literally "burning rubber"

COMMENTS

  • deleted
    22 points Jun 18,2018, 10:05am

    [deleted]

  • julliuz
    65 points Jun 18,2018, 10:15am

    Gotta love the circlejerk on twitter about this. Some dude shows up with a 10 deaths over 4 years chart and he forgets to show any numbers on regular cars. Tesla did it! WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END.

    afaik, that amount of deaths is completely insignificant in comparison to the daily deaths by other cars.

  • Bluegobln
    20 points Jun 18,2018, 6:13pm

    I'd put money down betting this guy replaces this vehicle with another just like it. Why? Because he knows and recognizes that this fluke means almost nothing compared to the overall safety and quality of the vehicle.

  • TheIntelligentAspie
    5 points Jun 18,2018, 6:50pm

    Any eventuality will happen. Still far fewer electric cars causing deaths than petroleum vehicles. A handful will get a Tesla vehicle and put it through the ringer, damaging their vehicle instead of giving it the care they'd give any other vehicle.

  • use_choosername
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 8:34pm

    this looks somewhat more survivable than flaming petrol pouring out.

  • Southernms
    11 points Jun 18,2018, 9:53am

    Is that the lithium battery catching on fire?

  • pegasus199
    6 points Jun 18,2018, 1:01pm

    Well I guess we can't take Tesla's on the plane anymore

  • xluryan
    9 points Jun 18,2018, 11:07am

    I guess it's cool to hate on Tesla?

    But why? Any person with a sliver of intelligence can see that Tesla is making the automotive world a better place. I don't get why people love to hate them so much.

  • etotheapplepi
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 10:41am

    Sweet ass flame thrower upgrade.

    Saw that old video of one and have been waiting for a production car to finally offer one.

  • ferdylance
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 3:25pm

    The next James Bond car.

  • Truthisnotallowed
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 6:54pm

    The new 'Spitfire' option - everyone is going to want one.

  • Kleptos18
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 6:08pm

    All you’ve done is proved what Musk is saying. No car is rated safer. And the X is the safest rated, period.

  • demevalos
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 9:51am
  • tralfaz66
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 11:00am

    Go go Musk powers ACTIVATE. Flame on!

  • vannhh
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 11:52am

    Literally "burning rubber"

● ● ●

I killed a huge spider on the porch. Less than two minutes later, an even larger spider leapt from the grass and began eating the dead one.

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • 09Klr650
    115 points Jun 18,2018, 9:52pm

    Don't kill it or an even bigger one may show up!

  • TarantulaFarmer
    54 points Jun 18,2018, 9:48pm

    Spiders are so metal.

    Did it move? I’m eating it.

    Is it it my size or smaller? I’m eating it.

    Is it a little bigger than me? I’m eating it.

  • olegaybelay
    27 points Jun 18,2018, 9:45pm

    always a bigger fish young padawan

  • donitapervita
    11 points Jun 18,2018, 9:47pm

    You should move

  • mute_nostril_agony
    9 points Jun 19,2018, 3:39am

    Don't kill spiders. They eat a lot of creatures that are harmful/annoying to humans.

  • DrRoXo777
    8 points Jun 18,2018, 9:54pm

    Burn the whole house down and start over... F*** that!!

  • billy_digital
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 9:45pm

    Some things you can't unsee

  • Divenous
    3 points Jun 18,2018, 9:46pm

    Waste not.

  • derpyteats
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 4:56am

    Just before this, a tiny spider voice asked: "...... You gonna eat that?"

  • trancepx
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:48pm

    That's karma poetry

  • funtimefrankie1
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:48pm

    Soon a third one,and so on.....nice knowing you.

  • Matthew37
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:49pm

    Did the bigger one at least thank you for providing it with a meal?

  • sloinmo
    2 points Jun 19,2018, 12:21am

    Leave those poor babies alone

  • Crotchfragger
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 11:39pm

    Why the fuck did I look at that? The image is EXACTLY as described and I HATE spiders. And now I'm not hungry anymore and I just finished cooking my dinner. FUCK SPIDERS! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

  • Jewelzthegemini91
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 12:34am

    Savage

  • humanoid12345
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 1:03am

    Straya?

  • Gato1486
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 1:23am

    Waste not want not I guess.

  • DainBramage0604
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 1:42am

    Tough neighborhood.

  • sctuuben911
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 2:26am

    There's always a bigger fish -Qui Gon Jinn

  • Kazubla
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:01am

    Well...Waste not want not ^^

  • mtmsla
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:54am

    Where do you live because I'm NOT visiting...

  • AusCan531
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 4:05am

    How do you feel knowing that an even larger spider was above you watching from the veranda roof while you were taking that picture?

  • Sydviciouz
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 4:14am

    You just killed a spider that was trying to save you from other spiders.

    I’d do the same thing though honestly.

  • Entershikari
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 5:50am

    SPIDERS ARE BROS STOP KILLING THEM

  • Laquatus
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 7:44am

    There's always a bigger spider

  • fishattack17
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 9:09am

    Spider ception?

  • Belinda_333
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 9:32am

    Fuck

    That

  • Mitosis
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 9:40am

    This is why all that "if you're seeing spiders in your home, they're eating other bugs, so leave them alone" crap is bullshit. Spiders eat other spiders as much as anything else, and they're also one of the bugs I least want to see in my home to begin with, because they're goddamn spiders.

  • That_one_guy270
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:09am

    As the spider is eating thanks friend my debt to you is another day to live

  • MrKrazybones
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:27am
  • SkolDog
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:29am

    No

  • Sacpunch
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 11:24am

    Sounds like you need to move. Fast.

  • michaelnkristy
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 12:45pm

    Damn nature! You scary!

  • ROK247
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 2:05pm

    Hey man, you gonna eat that? No? Great! Thanks!

  • pRtkL_xLr8r
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:23pm

    Well stop starving the spiders around there you monster.

  • Insighteternal
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:58pm

    Welp, it's time to burn your lawn down OP.

  • YoshSchmengie
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 5:36pm

    OP, I'm sure that you are a wonderful person. I imagine you love your mother. And you don't kick puppies. But if you pull this shit again and post another monstrosity like this pic .....

  • CatsAreKids
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 10:14pm
  • 2wordz
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:33am

    This is in Australia right?

  • omahundro74
    -12 points Jun 19,2018, 12:17am

    So, anything scary and hairy is fair game to kill, without provocation? I'll keep this in mind next time I see your cat.

    The downvotes won't make me suddenly change my mind, btw. This creature is in no way a threat to you, and you are glorifying your actions of killing it. This is an act of prejudice. A hate crime against a species.

COMMENTS

  • 09Klr650
    115 points Jun 18,2018, 9:52pm

    Don't kill it or an even bigger one may show up!

  • TarantulaFarmer
    54 points Jun 18,2018, 9:48pm

    Spiders are so metal.

    Did it move? I’m eating it.

    Is it it my size or smaller? I’m eating it.

    Is it a little bigger than me? I’m eating it.

  • olegaybelay
    27 points Jun 18,2018, 9:45pm

    always a bigger fish young padawan

  • tiram001
    20 points Jun 18,2018, 9:51pm

    Pretty sure those are wolf spiders. Hunters, not trappers. Very fast. Creepy habits with their babies.

  • donitapervita
    11 points Jun 18,2018, 9:47pm

    You should move

  • mute_nostril_agony
    9 points Jun 19,2018, 3:39am

    Don't kill spiders. They eat a lot of creatures that are harmful/annoying to humans.

  • DrRoXo777
    8 points Jun 18,2018, 9:54pm

    Burn the whole house down and start over... F*** that!!

  • billy_digital
    4 points Jun 18,2018, 9:45pm

    Some things you can't unsee

  • Divenous
    3 points Jun 18,2018, 9:46pm

    Waste not.

  • derpyteats
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 4:56am

    Just before this, a tiny spider voice asked: "...... You gonna eat that?"

  • trancepx
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:48pm

    That's karma poetry

  • funtimefrankie1
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:48pm

    Soon a third one,and so on.....nice knowing you.

  • Matthew37
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 9:49pm

    Did the bigger one at least thank you for providing it with a meal?

  • sloinmo
    2 points Jun 19,2018, 12:21am

    Leave those poor babies alone

  • Crotchfragger
    2 points Jun 18,2018, 11:39pm

    Why the fuck did I look at that? The image is EXACTLY as described and I HATE spiders. And now I'm not hungry anymore and I just finished cooking my dinner. FUCK SPIDERS! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

  • Jewelzthegemini91
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 12:34am

    Savage

  • humanoid12345
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 1:03am

    Straya?

  • Gato1486
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 1:23am

    Waste not want not I guess.

  • DainBramage0604
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 1:42am

    Tough neighborhood.

  • sctuuben911
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 2:26am

    There's always a bigger fish -Qui Gon Jinn

  • Kazubla
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:01am

    Well...Waste not want not ^^

  • mtmsla
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:54am

    Where do you live because I'm NOT visiting...

  • AusCan531
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 4:05am

    How do you feel knowing that an even larger spider was above you watching from the veranda roof while you were taking that picture?

  • Sydviciouz
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 4:14am

    You just killed a spider that was trying to save you from other spiders.

    I’d do the same thing though honestly.

  • Entershikari
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 5:50am

    SPIDERS ARE BROS STOP KILLING THEM

  • Laquatus
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 7:44am

    There's always a bigger spider

  • fishattack17
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 9:09am

    Spider ception?

  • Belinda_333
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 9:32am

    Fuck

    That

  • Mitosis
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 9:40am

    This is why all that "if you're seeing spiders in your home, they're eating other bugs, so leave them alone" crap is bullshit. Spiders eat other spiders as much as anything else, and they're also one of the bugs I least want to see in my home to begin with, because they're goddamn spiders.

  • That_one_guy270
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:09am

    As the spider is eating thanks friend my debt to you is another day to live

  • MrKrazybones
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:27am
  • SkolDog
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 10:29am

    No

  • Sacpunch
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 11:24am

    Sounds like you need to move. Fast.

  • michaelnkristy
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 12:45pm

    Damn nature! You scary!

  • ROK247
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 2:05pm

    Hey man, you gonna eat that? No? Great! Thanks!

  • pRtkL_xLr8r
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:23pm

    Well stop starving the spiders around there you monster.

  • Insighteternal
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:58pm

    Welp, it's time to burn your lawn down OP.

  • YoshSchmengie
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 5:36pm

    OP, I'm sure that you are a wonderful person. I imagine you love your mother. And you don't kick puppies. But if you pull this shit again and post another monstrosity like this pic .....

  • CatsAreKids
    1 points Jun 18,2018, 10:14pm
  • 2wordz
    1 points Jun 19,2018, 3:33am

    This is in Australia right?

  • omahundro74
    -12 points Jun 19,2018, 12:17am

    So, anything scary and hairy is fair game to kill, without provocation? I'll keep this in mind next time I see your cat.

    The downvotes won't make me suddenly change my mind, btw. This creature is in no way a threat to you, and you are glorifying your actions of killing it. This is an act of prejudice. A hate crime against a species.

● ● ●

That's one way to take your pet out.

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • bork_me_daddy
    7 points Jun 19,2018, 4:23pm

    Classic Ratatouille situation. The man clearly can't ride a bike and is getting a little help

  • carolinawahoo
    5 points Jun 19,2018, 12:45pm

    Newsflash: The tortoise and hare lose this race.

  • Notexactlyserious
    4 points Jun 19,2018, 6:10pm

    That's Long Beach, California. I've seen that guy riding around on First and Elm. I have a similar picture somewhere of him

  • robborg
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 4:25pm

    "now pull over to the left here or I'll gut you like a fish"

  • ichosethis
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 6:13pm

    I saw a lady walking her dog with a cockatiel on her shoulder this morning.

  • liot
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 3:30pm

    I love iguanas

  • PACSadm1989
    7 points Jun 19,2018, 11:55am

    This is not WTF? Most people with lizards will take their lizards out. I take mine out for a walk on very sunny days so it can enjoy actual sun and not a UV bulb.

  • Gargomon251
    2 points Jun 19,2018, 2:48pm

    Dead serious I had a person shopping at Walmart with a lizard perched on their chest like it was nothing. I assume they considered it a service animal otherwise they wouldn't have it.

COMMENTS

  • bork_me_daddy
    7 points Jun 19,2018, 4:23pm

    Classic Ratatouille situation. The man clearly can't ride a bike and is getting a little help

  • carolinawahoo
    5 points Jun 19,2018, 12:45pm

    Newsflash: The tortoise and hare lose this race.

  • Notexactlyserious
    4 points Jun 19,2018, 6:10pm

    That's Long Beach, California. I've seen that guy riding around on First and Elm. I have a similar picture somewhere of him

  • TxTwinky
    6 points Jun 19,2018, 1:24pm

    I bet there is professional cyclist looking at this and wondering if it can reduce drag. The next tour de France featuring the new iguana inspired race suit.

    Edit: stupid autocorrect

  • robborg
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 4:25pm

    "now pull over to the left here or I'll gut you like a fish"

  • ichosethis
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 6:13pm

    I saw a lady walking her dog with a cockatiel on her shoulder this morning.

  • liot
    3 points Jun 19,2018, 3:30pm

    I love iguanas

  • PACSadm1989
    7 points Jun 19,2018, 11:55am

    This is not WTF? Most people with lizards will take their lizards out. I take mine out for a walk on very sunny days so it can enjoy actual sun and not a UV bulb.

  • Gargomon251
    2 points Jun 19,2018, 2:48pm

    Dead serious I had a person shopping at Walmart with a lizard perched on their chest like it was nothing. I assume they considered it a service animal otherwise they wouldn't have it.