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Seen in a men’s bathroom stall

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Hairy_Bald_Dude
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:21pm

    Aah just some guys being dudes

  • JetsetCat
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    That’s the phone number for Burger King in Leeds, England.

  • schmeateater
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:33pm

    Looks like someone had some fun with photoshop

  • PiNetworkGuy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:35pm

    Serious spookz

  • Sirerdrick64
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:16pm

    Onion’s fart...?

COMMENTS

  • Hairy_Bald_Dude
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:21pm

    Aah just some guys being dudes

  • JetsetCat
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    That’s the phone number for Burger King in Leeds, England.

  • schmeateater
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:33pm

    Looks like someone had some fun with photoshop

  • Zepto23
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:18pm

    [REDACTED BY THE ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL]

  • PiNetworkGuy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:35pm

    Serious spookz

  • Sirerdrick64
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:16pm

    Onion’s fart...?

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Pickle & Vanilla Icecream

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • ButtsexEurope
    24 points Jun 19,2019, 11:28am

    Ahh, they’re trying to corner the pregnant market.

  • BobbyBob789
    17 points Jun 19,2019, 10:55am

    I like the addition of the pickle Rick

  • Helverus
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 8:51am
  • scrtch-n-snf
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 12:07pm

    A few years ago it was very trendy to have unusual flavored ice cream accoutrements for desserts and savory dishes. Black Pepper, thai chili, beef & broccoli (seriously)... There were a few elite chefs that did the trend justice, but ultimately it got played out. For the same reason I still see the occasional cupcake shop opening up, the unusual ice cream trend will continue to trickle down for years.

  • Munki523
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 9:35am

    They put Pickle Rick on the label lol

  • B-O-I-I-I-I
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:52am

    That's hot

  • rubbertubing
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 1:14pm

    isn't pickles and ice cream a thing? not my thing but I've heard of it.

  • spellbookwanda
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:53pm

    Vanickle. I’d try that.

  • carmium
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:31am

    I saw they had dill pickle flavor at La Casa gelato shop in town, where they always have a couple of disgusting things just for fun. Everybody wanted a sample taste and they all looked like they were going to be sick afterward.

  • Skilletlicker808
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:59am

    wheres the juice

  • ItsMorkinTime
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 1:29pm

    This is actually quite good, as long as it's sweet or bread and butter pickles... If they're sour/dill pickles, count me out.

COMMENTS

  • ButtsexEurope
    24 points Jun 19,2019, 11:28am

    Ahh, they’re trying to corner the pregnant market.

  • BobbyBob789
    17 points Jun 19,2019, 10:55am

    I like the addition of the pickle Rick

  • Helverus
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 8:51am
  • HappyAlienTardigrade
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 9:43am

    Needs anchovies.

  • scrtch-n-snf
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 12:07pm

    A few years ago it was very trendy to have unusual flavored ice cream accoutrements for desserts and savory dishes. Black Pepper, thai chili, beef & broccoli (seriously)... There were a few elite chefs that did the trend justice, but ultimately it got played out. For the same reason I still see the occasional cupcake shop opening up, the unusual ice cream trend will continue to trickle down for years.

  • Munki523
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 9:35am

    They put Pickle Rick on the label lol

  • B-O-I-I-I-I
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 8:52am

    That's hot

  • rubbertubing
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 1:14pm

    isn't pickles and ice cream a thing? not my thing but I've heard of it.

  • spellbookwanda
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:53pm

    Vanickle. I’d try that.

  • carmium
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 11:31am

    I saw they had dill pickle flavor at La Casa gelato shop in town, where they always have a couple of disgusting things just for fun. Everybody wanted a sample taste and they all looked like they were going to be sick afterward.

  • Skilletlicker808
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:59am

    wheres the juice

  • ItsMorkinTime
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 1:29pm

    This is actually quite good, as long as it's sweet or bread and butter pickles... If they're sour/dill pickles, count me out.

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Man drinking milk from a cat's tit

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • bloatedsac
    18 points Jun 19,2019, 2:36pm

    hard to tell what he is doing..maybe the cats nipples are sore and he is just massaging them with his mouth..no need to judge the man, he could be a real cat hero..who knows how long those nipples have been in distress?

  • Formulabuild
    9 points Jun 19,2019, 3:21pm

    You can milk anything with nipples

  • HayAddyKay
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:51pm

    Tom Green is back

  • FrankensteinBionicle
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 2:51pm

    what made him think that was ok?

  • xoxo_violet
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 3:05pm

    This one is the first one to make me say wtf out loud

  • Liberal_Leopard
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:35pm

    What the milk?

  • bowwowwoofmeow
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:13pm

    If he really is doing what it looks like, could it be that he’s poor and homeless looking for anything to eat?

    Looking closer I think he’s just nuzzling the sleeping cat or check to see if it’s okay.

  • BLACKdrew
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:21pm

    This is what i come here for

  • Anish-is-a-god
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:38pm

    I DID NOT FUCK THE CAT

  • _whatevs_
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:39pm

    What it says in the tin.

  • SilentStrategist
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:28pm

    gotta get the fresh stuff wherever you can, man.

  • cadillacbee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:45pm

    Jus a guy eating out a pussy...

  • Smouffy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:02pm

    Or the cat just brainwash this man to pray

  • StarDiamondZX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    God: Yooo wtf

  • Acid_Petty
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    Too vague 👏

    They won't just lie there and let your mouth touch them like that.

  • NovSnowman
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:32pm

    Is that a dayz survivor?

COMMENTS

  • bloatedsac
    18 points Jun 19,2019, 2:36pm

    hard to tell what he is doing..maybe the cats nipples are sore and he is just massaging them with his mouth..no need to judge the man, he could be a real cat hero..who knows how long those nipples have been in distress?

  • Formulabuild
    9 points Jun 19,2019, 3:21pm

    You can milk anything with nipples

  • HayAddyKay
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:51pm

    Tom Green is back

  • shen-I-am
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:42pm

    So a man plays with a pussy.. what's new?

  • FrankensteinBionicle
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 2:51pm

    what made him think that was ok?

  • xoxo_violet
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 3:05pm

    This one is the first one to make me say wtf out loud

  • Liberal_Leopard
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:35pm

    What the milk?

  • bowwowwoofmeow
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:13pm

    If he really is doing what it looks like, could it be that he’s poor and homeless looking for anything to eat?

    Looking closer I think he’s just nuzzling the sleeping cat or check to see if it’s okay.

  • BLACKdrew
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:21pm

    This is what i come here for

  • Anish-is-a-god
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:38pm

    I DID NOT FUCK THE CAT

  • _whatevs_
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:39pm

    What it says in the tin.

  • SilentStrategist
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:28pm

    gotta get the fresh stuff wherever you can, man.

  • cadillacbee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:45pm

    Jus a guy eating out a pussy...

  • Smouffy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:02pm

    Or the cat just brainwash this man to pray

  • StarDiamondZX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    God: Yooo wtf

  • Acid_Petty
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm

    Too vague 👏

    They won't just lie there and let your mouth touch them like that.

  • NovSnowman
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:32pm

    Is that a dayz survivor?

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Our neighbor's house.. ALL YEAR ROUND

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • foolishkarma
    228 points Jun 19,2019, 9:35am

    Move them around at night.

  • defrent
    97 points Jun 19,2019, 11:28am

    For a minute there I thought the problem was that there was a 24x7 party going on at their house. But this....good god!

  • Number1Framer
    54 points Jun 19,2019, 9:38am

    Kevin McCallister really partying it up these days.

  • caaarrrrrllll
    37 points Jun 19,2019, 9:43am

    Also, they recently added the volleyball net all the way on the left side of their yard. Just in time for summer I guess

  • lunar_90
    43 points Jun 19,2019, 10:16am

    I wonder what the inside of the house looks like

  • guisar
    25 points Jun 19,2019, 9:35am

    I'm struggling to find the message they are trying to give off. Is it that they are too lazy to clean the manikins off their lawn? Is this how they store the inventory of redneck clothing they auction off on ebay?

    I don't get it...

  • Taylorg121
    63 points Jun 19,2019, 11:34am

    Sometimes HOAs aren’t so bad.

  • thatonewhitejamaican
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 10:55am

    If the cops were called about strange people lurking around a house at night. That could be entertaining to see the struggle

  • maelchior176
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 1:02pm

    This house is literally right next to my church. I swear they add more every year.

  • phoneboxangels
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 2:11pm

    I really love the "Proud to be an American" sign on the door with the Dia de los Muertos sign in the yard. Fun contrast

  • hshdjfjdj
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 2:22pm

    You know 10000% no one will ever try to rob that house tho

  • tbarb00
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 10:20am

    What happened to Ray + Daniel? Or is is Ray Daniel!

  • L0rdofDankness
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:05pm
  • 4skinphenom69
    9 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37am

    i was like this guy has partys all year? must get really loud and annoying....oh they're mannequin's.

  • Plaghk
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:10pm

    There's been another yard like this where the neighbor's are butt hurt and want it removed.

  • JohnOliversWifesBF
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 12:04pm

    Bet you don’t have crime in the neighborhood tho

  • KingOfTheGrips
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 1:00pm

    Those wires strongly imply that some Home Alone-level shenanigans are going on in this house.

  • grittyfanclub
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 10:14am

    The strings in the tree are the most disturbing part to me...At first I figured they were just there to hold some of them up, but that can't be right since a lot of them are free standing. Do they use the strings to move them like puppets?!

  • Maximum_Musician
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37am

    Try to sell a house in THAT neighborhood.

  • subweird
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 12:34pm

    I love it

  • erickson125
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 1:40pm

    Thats fuckn creepy

  • megabitch420
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:21pm

    Everyone think what you want but this homeowner is a fucking genius! Don't want your neighbors bugging you? This is the perfect solution to a entitled shitshow neighbor. Get high with a few friends. Got out and move them once a week or so! To keep them iffy fuckers away. No Karen's, Sharon's, Becky's or Chad's allowed.

  • DeathOfALego
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:34pm

    Amazing way to mess with the Google Maps van

  • Watch_The_Expanse
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:51pm

    Those are probably real people. Just like in the movie House of Wax

  • ashley4356
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:53pm

    omg this reminds me of that movie Tourist Trap. That movie still creeps me out.

  • Eliju
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:00pm

    Looks like he keeps his lawn cut. He gets a thumbs up from me.

  • C0deHunter_
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:25pm

    At least he maintains his lawn.

  • guyhabit
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:26pm

    This neighbor of yours must be lonely.

  • xKracken
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 11:39am
  • daverhodeisland
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 11:30am

    That really helps the property values in the neighborhood...

  • mistapoopybuttwhole
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:18am

    Lol yeah, that's pretty fucking weird, you should ask them what's up with all that shit

  • xXCheshieXx
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50am

    This reminds me of the Russian doll guy who stole the corpses of young girls, made them look like life-sized dolls, and placed them around his home

  • BillyBlunts1137
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:57am

    Which one is your neighbor?

  • thrwawaybb99
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:02pm

    damn my first thought was that this is the family tradition where they put up a zombie mannequin for every family member that dies.

  • BurnTheNostalgia
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:18pm

    Everybody needs a hobby

  • nicolpicolticol
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:21pm

    Good horror film with them being all dead mummified bodies.

  • Bunnythumper8675309
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:28pm

    This is kind of like building a settlement in Fallout 4 and dressing up all the settlers.

  • kamurf
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:45pm

    Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

  • JARVISAPEX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 1:50pm

    Make all of them face the front door and record his reaction lmfao

  • Ded3280
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:45pm

    I mean it's not great to look at but if they are leaving you alone I'd just let them be. now if mannequins start showing up at your place then I'd be a bit worried. especially if they were peeking in the windows at night lol

  • THE_GR8_MIKE
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:40pm

    What and why

  • pinner
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:40pm

    Saw the Weird NJ tee. No longer surprised. People want to be in that magazine, and they'll do whatever it takes.

  • wasabiverse
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:47pm

    Your neighbors look weird. There's something kind of "off" about them, can't quite put my finger on it...

  • Infamy2k2
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:53pm

    I pass this all the time. Next to rt 1 circle?

  • DogTheBat
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:56pm

    They seem nice

  • Felix_Cortez
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:59pm

    I'm surprised there isn't a sign saying "proud to be an American" anywhere.

    Nevermind, it's in the window.

  • Kwyjibo68
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:03pm

    At least they have that moat in front.

  • weinerdudley
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:59pm

    This feels very central/South Jersey. Like Haddonfield, Cherry Hill.. Something around there.

  • Alida2001
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:00pm

    do you know why they have these? they're a bit more obscure than your normal garden gnomes...

  • klatoo304
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:33pm

    I’d leave my door unlocked. Who tha fuck gonna break in?

  • Adxm_Grant
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:46pm

    You don't realise it but he's actually among the mannequins.

  • strongmier
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:58pm

    I can see how this is going to unfold.

    Officer Stephens didn't take the stripper's request for a welfare call seriously. Perhaps becuase he wanted to think the old man was ok. Everyone knew Ed, Mr. G., and that he was prone to hermit up for weeks at a time. Often emerging with a new lawn "decoration". He was an eccentric guy. That was to be expected of a Oscar award winning special FX guy who worked in Hollywood and around the world nearly half the year. Yet he was very involved in the community, and so nice and humble; his oddity with with lawn was enjoyed by some and pleasantly tolerated by the rest. As the Stephen's turned his cruiser around the corner his heart sank seeing the stack of newspapers and overflowing mailbox.

    Peeking through a side window he saw nude legs protruding from under an overturned fridge. He made a call for backup and looked for an unlocked entry. But he only found barred windows and reinforced door frames.

    It was just a few minutes after the battering ram opened the door that the town's image of Mr. G. changed, now forever cemented in the facts he had hidden in plain site.

    The nude legs belonged to drifter whose name was soon forgotten. He had been smothered by the deceptively heavy appliance which had pinned his arms upright, stretching above his head.

    His arms had been pulled though. What strained his limbs was his tight grip of the ring of a large dog's choke collar. A collar wrapped into Mr. G.'s partially severed neck.

    The CSI techs and ME eventually agreed the fight that killed them both, was much longer in taking the drifter's life. They theorized the man knew he was hopelessly trapped but made sure Mr. G. went with him.

    That murder scene, bizarre as it was, didn't warrant a call to the FBI. It was what was found behind layers of latex skin and plaster of Paris that put the local cops in over their heads and asking for help.

    One of the techs first on the scene had soon noticed a life like mask of the drifter laid on the steps leading to the attic. She found a very neat and clean work shop, save for a few broken molds of legs. Looking in the shattered peices she saw light blonde hairs embedded. Hairs matching what turned out to be Mr. G.'s 38th and last victim downstairs.

    The FBI won't share the chemical process Mr G. used to preserve the mannequin encased bodies, rigidly posed about his lawn. Neither will they share hundreds of notebooks fill with photos and ramblings of Mr. G., each bearing the title, Snakypoo.

    Stephens sensing the feds would be shutting the locals out slid a Polaroid of Mr. G. into his pocket. A souvenir of an experience he would never forget. Proof of a man people would refuse to believe was real.

    At the good officer's home, taped to the bottom of drawer is the picture. When he's needs to be reminded that things can be much, much worse, Stephens pulls it out, looks at Mr. G. in a too small thrift store bikini, disguised in otherworldly makeup and head of serpents, finally turning it over to read the inscription, before hiding it and his memories again.

    "I will shatter the walls of this closet and house that imprisons me. I will blind the world with the light of the one candle given me. AND when their eyes clear, they will see me and stand in terror for ETERNITY!

    I AM MEDUSA!!!"

  • FuzzeWuzze
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:01pm

    I'm more impressed that they appear to move everything so they can mow their lawn. During spring/summer that must be a PITA mowing every week.

  • HotIncrease
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:02pm

    Maybe he/she is lonely

  • TheTimDavis
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:03pm

    Just another example of how nature says do not touch.

  • Goatus_OQueef
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:19pm

    Zoom in on the friendly one in sunnies above the letterbox. Shirt says 'Deny Reality'.You sure are friend.

  • turfsalamone
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    I’ve driven past this house!!!! I play tamarack golf course and this place freaks me out every time!!! Truly a wtf!

  • o0turdburglar0o
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:22pm

    I'm pretty sure the kid in the blue shirt/grey hood, in front of the steps, behind the flower pot... is a real kid. Literally every other figure there is wearing sunglasses, but the kid isn't, and he looks real.

  • WhyDidIClickOnThat
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    I thought it was a garage sale at first.

  • chussil
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:28pm

    I’m sorry that the value of your home is steadily dropping.

  • hey_there_kitty_cat
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:39pm

    That's a very surprisingly nicely taken care of house/yard/garage for what I assume is some schizophrenic person. All in all, I'll take the weird quirky neighbor that's super clean over normal assholes neighbors.

  • KindaAlwaysVibrating
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    Ok. So but why

  • nthman
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:50pm

    I bet some of them are real bodies.

  • FuftyCent
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:50pm

    You live next door to the Devil’s Rejects. Move.

  • hanooka
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:56pm

    I do this. It makes me feel like my house is a happening place.

  • marilyn_mansonv2
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:57pm

    skip fuel

  • Rocko9999
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    Did see this when you bought the place?

  • ZepplenLives
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    lol i would go in at night and add more of them. I bet this guy would lost his shit.

  • ZepplenLives
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:02pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6z7n5D04vc This reminds me of this MTV skit

  • ShinyOyster
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:07pm

    It’s the I Feel Fantastic guy

  • ArcadeKingpin
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:18pm

    Shay St. Johns house?

  • sonofernest
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:20pm

    Oh wow, finnaly a wtf post that I actually pass by pretty frequently! The owner makes it a point to add more and more to these. They use to be manakins he found in the trash but apparently hes been getting more creative.

  • Volleyfield
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:00pm

    I wonder what would happen if you went and stood on the yard for the day?

  • HappyReject
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:02pm

    I feel like this is the kind thing that effect's property values in a neighborhood.

  • crepperricky25610
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:17pm

    location

  • Mr_CoryTrevor
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:26pm

    Does your neighbor go out there to hang out and BBQ with them?

  • eHawleywood
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50am

    hOaS aRe LiTeRaLlY hiTlEr

  • mizzoujohn
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:49am

    That has got to be a code violation

  • TheOrangeFuhrer
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:27pm

    This is why I live in an HOA. Fuck that.

  • dragonslayer1483
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:59pm

    "proud to be an American"

    Well I'm not proud you're an American.

  • monkeyputz
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 10:08am

    A little accelerant and you’d have a nice bonfire.

  • anaesthaesia
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 1:04pm

    At first I was like oh cool, a BBQ. I guess it could be annoying if they have that all year. And then I zoomed in. Nope nope nope.

  • THIRSTYGNOMES
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 1:42pm

    Imagine the inside

  • Lovely_Lunatic
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:00pm

    I guess HOA's are useful

  • cybernetic_lurker
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:04pm

    So what OP? They have guests around a lot of the time.

    ...oh

  • the_drinking_man
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:26pm

    This guy has been busy. Do they all sing?

  • weird_foreign_odor
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 4:18pm

    How are you going to sell your house?

    edit- I have to ask, haha, why would someone go out of their way to downvote that question?

  • PachytheDino
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:41pm

    So...?? Who cares let him do his thing

COMMENTS

  • foolishkarma
    228 points Jun 19,2019, 9:35am

    Move them around at night.

  • defrent
    97 points Jun 19,2019, 11:28am

    For a minute there I thought the problem was that there was a 24x7 party going on at their house. But this....good god!

  • Number1Framer
    54 points Jun 19,2019, 9:38am

    Kevin McCallister really partying it up these days.

  • noooonan
    26 points Jun 19,2019, 10:08am

    Is this in NJ?I see the one shirt says “Weird NJ”

  • caaarrrrrllll
    37 points Jun 19,2019, 9:43am

    Also, they recently added the volleyball net all the way on the left side of their yard. Just in time for summer I guess

  • lunar_90
    43 points Jun 19,2019, 10:16am

    I wonder what the inside of the house looks like

  • guisar
    25 points Jun 19,2019, 9:35am

    I'm struggling to find the message they are trying to give off. Is it that they are too lazy to clean the manikins off their lawn? Is this how they store the inventory of redneck clothing they auction off on ebay?

    I don't get it...

  • Taylorg121
    63 points Jun 19,2019, 11:34am

    Sometimes HOAs aren’t so bad.

  • thatonewhitejamaican
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 10:55am

    If the cops were called about strange people lurking around a house at night. That could be entertaining to see the struggle

  • maelchior176
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 1:02pm

    This house is literally right next to my church. I swear they add more every year.

  • phoneboxangels
    7 points Jun 19,2019, 2:11pm

    I really love the "Proud to be an American" sign on the door with the Dia de los Muertos sign in the yard. Fun contrast

  • hshdjfjdj
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 2:22pm

    You know 10000% no one will ever try to rob that house tho

  • tbarb00
    11 points Jun 19,2019, 10:20am

    What happened to Ray + Daniel? Or is is Ray Daniel!

  • L0rdofDankness
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:05pm
  • 4skinphenom69
    9 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37am

    i was like this guy has partys all year? must get really loud and annoying....oh they're mannequin's.

  • Plaghk
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 2:10pm

    There's been another yard like this where the neighbor's are butt hurt and want it removed.

  • JohnOliversWifesBF
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 12:04pm

    Bet you don’t have crime in the neighborhood tho

  • KingOfTheGrips
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 1:00pm

    Those wires strongly imply that some Home Alone-level shenanigans are going on in this house.

  • grittyfanclub
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 10:14am

    The strings in the tree are the most disturbing part to me...At first I figured they were just there to hold some of them up, but that can't be right since a lot of them are free standing. Do they use the strings to move them like puppets?!

  • Maximum_Musician
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 11:37am

    Try to sell a house in THAT neighborhood.

  • subweird
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 12:34pm

    I love it

  • erickson125
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 1:40pm

    Thats fuckn creepy

  • megabitch420
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:21pm

    Everyone think what you want but this homeowner is a fucking genius! Don't want your neighbors bugging you? This is the perfect solution to a entitled shitshow neighbor. Get high with a few friends. Got out and move them once a week or so! To keep them iffy fuckers away. No Karen's, Sharon's, Becky's or Chad's allowed.

  • DeathOfALego
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:34pm

    Amazing way to mess with the Google Maps van

  • Watch_The_Expanse
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 2:51pm

    Those are probably real people. Just like in the movie House of Wax

  • ashley4356
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:53pm

    omg this reminds me of that movie Tourist Trap. That movie still creeps me out.

  • Eliju
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:00pm

    Looks like he keeps his lawn cut. He gets a thumbs up from me.

  • C0deHunter_
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:25pm

    At least he maintains his lawn.

  • guyhabit
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:26pm

    This neighbor of yours must be lonely.

  • xKracken
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 11:39am
  • daverhodeisland
    4 points Jun 19,2019, 11:30am

    That really helps the property values in the neighborhood...

  • mistapoopybuttwhole
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 10:18am

    Lol yeah, that's pretty fucking weird, you should ask them what's up with all that shit

  • xXCheshieXx
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50am

    This reminds me of the Russian doll guy who stole the corpses of young girls, made them look like life-sized dolls, and placed them around his home

  • BillyBlunts1137
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:57am

    Which one is your neighbor?

  • thrwawaybb99
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:02pm

    damn my first thought was that this is the family tradition where they put up a zombie mannequin for every family member that dies.

  • BurnTheNostalgia
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:18pm

    Everybody needs a hobby

  • nicolpicolticol
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:21pm

    Good horror film with them being all dead mummified bodies.

  • Bunnythumper8675309
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:28pm

    This is kind of like building a settlement in Fallout 4 and dressing up all the settlers.

  • kamurf
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:45pm

    Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

  • JARVISAPEX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 1:50pm

    Make all of them face the front door and record his reaction lmfao

  • Ded3280
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 2:45pm

    I mean it's not great to look at but if they are leaving you alone I'd just let them be. now if mannequins start showing up at your place then I'd be a bit worried. especially if they were peeking in the windows at night lol

  • THE_GR8_MIKE
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:40pm

    What and why

  • pinner
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:40pm

    Saw the Weird NJ tee. No longer surprised. People want to be in that magazine, and they'll do whatever it takes.

  • wasabiverse
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:47pm

    Your neighbors look weird. There's something kind of "off" about them, can't quite put my finger on it...

  • Infamy2k2
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:53pm

    I pass this all the time. Next to rt 1 circle?

  • DogTheBat
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:56pm

    They seem nice

  • Felix_Cortez
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:59pm

    I'm surprised there isn't a sign saying "proud to be an American" anywhere.

    Nevermind, it's in the window.

  • Kwyjibo68
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:03pm

    At least they have that moat in front.

  • weinerdudley
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:59pm

    This feels very central/South Jersey. Like Haddonfield, Cherry Hill.. Something around there.

  • Alida2001
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:00pm

    do you know why they have these? they're a bit more obscure than your normal garden gnomes...

  • klatoo304
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:33pm

    I’d leave my door unlocked. Who tha fuck gonna break in?

  • Adxm_Grant
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:46pm

    You don't realise it but he's actually among the mannequins.

  • strongmier
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:58pm

    I can see how this is going to unfold.

    Officer Stephens didn't take the stripper's request for a welfare call seriously. Perhaps becuase he wanted to think the old man was ok. Everyone knew Ed, Mr. G., and that he was prone to hermit up for weeks at a time. Often emerging with a new lawn "decoration". He was an eccentric guy. That was to be expected of a Oscar award winning special FX guy who worked in Hollywood and around the world nearly half the year. Yet he was very involved in the community, and so nice and humble; his oddity with with lawn was enjoyed by some and pleasantly tolerated by the rest. As the Stephen's turned his cruiser around the corner his heart sank seeing the stack of newspapers and overflowing mailbox.

    Peeking through a side window he saw nude legs protruding from under an overturned fridge. He made a call for backup and looked for an unlocked entry. But he only found barred windows and reinforced door frames.

    It was just a few minutes after the battering ram opened the door that the town's image of Mr. G. changed, now forever cemented in the facts he had hidden in plain site.

    The nude legs belonged to drifter whose name was soon forgotten. He had been smothered by the deceptively heavy appliance which had pinned his arms upright, stretching above his head.

    His arms had been pulled though. What strained his limbs was his tight grip of the ring of a large dog's choke collar. A collar wrapped into Mr. G.'s partially severed neck.

    The CSI techs and ME eventually agreed the fight that killed them both, was much longer in taking the drifter's life. They theorized the man knew he was hopelessly trapped but made sure Mr. G. went with him.

    That murder scene, bizarre as it was, didn't warrant a call to the FBI. It was what was found behind layers of latex skin and plaster of Paris that put the local cops in over their heads and asking for help.

    One of the techs first on the scene had soon noticed a life like mask of the drifter laid on the steps leading to the attic. She found a very neat and clean work shop, save for a few broken molds of legs. Looking in the shattered peices she saw light blonde hairs embedded. Hairs matching what turned out to be Mr. G.'s 38th and last victim downstairs.

    The FBI won't share the chemical process Mr G. used to preserve the mannequin encased bodies, rigidly posed about his lawn. Neither will they share hundreds of notebooks fill with photos and ramblings of Mr. G., each bearing the title, Snakypoo.

    Stephens sensing the feds would be shutting the locals out slid a Polaroid of Mr. G. into his pocket. A souvenir of an experience he would never forget. Proof of a man people would refuse to believe was real.

    At the good officer's home, taped to the bottom of drawer is the picture. When he's needs to be reminded that things can be much, much worse, Stephens pulls it out, looks at Mr. G. in a too small thrift store bikini, disguised in otherworldly makeup and head of serpents, finally turning it over to read the inscription, before hiding it and his memories again.

    "I will shatter the walls of this closet and house that imprisons me. I will blind the world with the light of the one candle given me. AND when their eyes clear, they will see me and stand in terror for ETERNITY!

    I AM MEDUSA!!!"

  • FuzzeWuzze
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:01pm

    I'm more impressed that they appear to move everything so they can mow their lawn. During spring/summer that must be a PITA mowing every week.

  • HotIncrease
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:02pm

    Maybe he/she is lonely

  • TheTimDavis
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:03pm

    Just another example of how nature says do not touch.

  • Goatus_OQueef
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:19pm

    Zoom in on the friendly one in sunnies above the letterbox. Shirt says 'Deny Reality'.You sure are friend.

  • turfsalamone
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    I’ve driven past this house!!!! I play tamarack golf course and this place freaks me out every time!!! Truly a wtf!

  • o0turdburglar0o
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:22pm

    I'm pretty sure the kid in the blue shirt/grey hood, in front of the steps, behind the flower pot... is a real kid. Literally every other figure there is wearing sunglasses, but the kid isn't, and he looks real.

  • WhyDidIClickOnThat
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    I thought it was a garage sale at first.

  • chussil
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:28pm

    I’m sorry that the value of your home is steadily dropping.

  • hey_there_kitty_cat
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:39pm

    That's a very surprisingly nicely taken care of house/yard/garage for what I assume is some schizophrenic person. All in all, I'll take the weird quirky neighbor that's super clean over normal assholes neighbors.

  • KindaAlwaysVibrating
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    Ok. So but why

  • nthman
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:50pm

    I bet some of them are real bodies.

  • FuftyCent
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:50pm

    You live next door to the Devil’s Rejects. Move.

  • hanooka
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:56pm

    I do this. It makes me feel like my house is a happening place.

  • marilyn_mansonv2
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:57pm

    skip fuel

  • Rocko9999
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    Did see this when you bought the place?

  • ZepplenLives
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    lol i would go in at night and add more of them. I bet this guy would lost his shit.

  • ZepplenLives
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:02pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6z7n5D04vc This reminds me of this MTV skit

  • ShinyOyster
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:07pm

    It’s the I Feel Fantastic guy

  • ArcadeKingpin
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:18pm

    Shay St. Johns house?

  • sonofernest
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:20pm

    Oh wow, finnaly a wtf post that I actually pass by pretty frequently! The owner makes it a point to add more and more to these. They use to be manakins he found in the trash but apparently hes been getting more creative.

  • Volleyfield
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:00pm

    I wonder what would happen if you went and stood on the yard for the day?

  • HappyReject
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:02pm

    I feel like this is the kind thing that effect's property values in a neighborhood.

  • crepperricky25610
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:17pm

    location

  • Mr_CoryTrevor
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 8:26pm

    Does your neighbor go out there to hang out and BBQ with them?

  • eHawleywood
    -3 points Jun 19,2019, 11:50am

    hOaS aRe LiTeRaLlY hiTlEr

  • mizzoujohn
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 11:49am

    That has got to be a code violation

  • TheOrangeFuhrer
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:27pm

    This is why I live in an HOA. Fuck that.

  • dragonslayer1483
    -1 points Jun 19,2019, 12:59pm

    "proud to be an American"

    Well I'm not proud you're an American.

  • monkeyputz
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 10:08am

    A little accelerant and you’d have a nice bonfire.

  • anaesthaesia
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 1:04pm

    At first I was like oh cool, a BBQ. I guess it could be annoying if they have that all year. And then I zoomed in. Nope nope nope.

  • THIRSTYGNOMES
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 1:42pm

    Imagine the inside

  • Lovely_Lunatic
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:00pm

    I guess HOA's are useful

  • cybernetic_lurker
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:04pm

    So what OP? They have guests around a lot of the time.

    ...oh

  • the_drinking_man
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 3:26pm

    This guy has been busy. Do they all sing?

  • weird_foreign_odor
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 4:18pm

    How are you going to sell your house?

    edit- I have to ask, haha, why would someone go out of their way to downvote that question?

  • PachytheDino
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 5:41pm

    So...?? Who cares let him do his thing

● ● ●

The power of a Russian slap

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • GoatTacos
    608 points Jun 19,2019, 3:43pm

    I want him to slap my ass.

  • lurkymc1urkface
    252 points Jun 19,2019, 3:43pm

    Why is the dude in blue confused? Did he get a concussion due to the proximity?

  • chicomonk
    175 points Jun 19,2019, 4:22pm

    This is the guy who wins all those slapping contest I see linked on my Facebook timeline every other week, right?

  • hotdog-slingin
    48 points Jun 19,2019, 6:17pm

    He needs to slap that grass down

  • prollyjustsomeweirdo
    44 points Jun 19,2019, 4:45pm

    This one turkish dude told me about how the old Ottomans trained their hands until they could slap away horses charging at them. I have never verified this story and I never will.

  • Sadhappy123
    36 points Jun 19,2019, 3:57pm

    Course he doesn’t cheat when he’s up against a fruit...

  • paralaxsd
    17 points Jun 19,2019, 3:44pm
  • sorry_but
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 5:25pm

    I'd only be worried if I didn't think I could out-walk him.

  • SoddenStando
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 3:44pm

    Dude it’s vasily!

  • hey_there_kitty_cat
    8 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    I don't think the strength of the slap is the WTF, it's why two 300+ pound guys are wearing their panties and slapping watermelons next door. That's enough for me to start looking for a new place.

  • DreamArcher
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:31pm

    When your slap is basically a hammer-fist but sideways. No thank you, sir.

  • Perci_Pitation
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 3:48pm

    That was truly a moist critical.

  • PhilosophicalLion
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:04pm

    RIP Wodurmelun

  • lukey5452
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:12pm

    Sweet now slap that grass.

  • DeltaGuardian
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:26pm

    What’s the scale of this slap on the moist meter

  • VAhotfingers
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:29pm

    “HOW CAN HE SLAP?!”

  • opticum
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:40pm

    Bud Spencer Move :)

  • W_a_b_i_S_a_b_i
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    Russia just seems like the worst place on Earth.

  • Skulltcarretilla
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:58pm

    Holy slav

  • Phugginay
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:05pm

    In need of the power of a russian lawn mower.

  • NeverTrustAName
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    palm strike , not a slap. I bet this is that cheater who is the "champion"

  • Spicy-Sriracha
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    Somebody please mow that lawn

  • AlathMasster
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:55pm

    Thank you CR1TIKAL for opening my eyes to Russian Slapping competitions

  • PurplePancake987
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:56pm

    Someone get Cr1t1kal

  • bipolarbear21
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:58pm

    That’s not any Russian slap, that’s the fucking KING OF SLAPS.
    https://youtu.be/Xjo-8kGe2qw

    And

    https://youtu.be/2kVM7rFQIc8

  • kaboom9530
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    When you max out your points all in strength

  • hitchslap1984
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:19pm

    The power of Russian Fat

  • nfirm
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:29pm

    Did you see the video he made 6 weeks ago? He slapped his lawn mower and FUCKED. THAT. THING. UP.

  • floodums
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    In Russia the grass cuts you.

  • CodeMonkeyX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    I kind of love how they were both shocked how well it worked. :)

  • MrCrumbz
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:42pm

    I feel like my elbow would get mangled if I tried to slap the piss out of a melon like that.

  • notorious-bil
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:47pm

    Did that to your mama the other night

  • lucas1607
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:49pm

    They are like two angry gnomes

  • bicholas0
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    Damn, no wonder this dude is the champion of all those Russian slapping contests

  • Goldennoretrieve
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    Damn, that must’ve hurt his hand.

  • ville1001
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm
  • Josh__1980
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:34pm

    They must not have weed eaters in mother Russia?

  • Games_sans_frontiers
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:36pm

    Guy on the left: HAIL ME, WATER MELON HOLDER.

  • Go-Away-Sun
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:37pm

    Mow your lawn

  • real_wellwalkie
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:39pm

    Do you think he can roast a chicken with that slap?

  • RincX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    The power of a 40 kg arm

  • heretojaja
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    I want him to slap a brick wall

  • michelework
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:45pm

    Blunt force trauma to the head!

  • SupremeDearLeader
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:46pm

    Damn mow your yard .

  • teawithdinosaurs
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:46pm

    Someone slow motion his fat jiggle

  • deleted
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:49pm

    I wish he’d Russian slap that grass.

  • stevieracine
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:51pm

    They need to cut their grass.

  • Withinmyrange
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:57pm

    That's no ordinary russian, it's Vassily kamitsky

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifQPD5eok4

  • Fishtopher19d
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:00pm

    Mow your fucking grass, yo.

  • ZamoriXIII
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    The back pointing at the end is what made it for me

  • jojo8902
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    That's the slap champion I think, doesn't surprise me that he just blew that melon up.

  • McJollibeePalabok
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:03pm

    Well he slapped it with his wrist.

  • SilasDoGoodie
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:03pm
  • zom8
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:05pm

    Lol this Russian propaganda can’t fool me

  • Whoisping
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:05pm

    That is actuelly the real slapmaster.

  • beauhabsbeau
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Wasting a good watermelon if you ask me

  • Caladbolg2
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    The power of their Russian mower is weak af.

  • aspec818
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Imagine getting slapped in the head by that. Concussion city.

  • Thefuferr
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:07pm

    Fuck cutting the grass huh?

  • lexm
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:09pm

    I found /r/lawncare’s nightmare

  • AWWTFYOLO
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:11pm

    Staged...Suspect that was a pre-cut mellon or a soft-ish over ripe one or the guy's elbow would be in about the same condition as the mellon. Physics is a brutal bitch...

  • apocalypse_later_
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:11pm

    Everything about this looks like rural America, except the grass. I noticed when I see videos about Russian boonies they don't really cut their grass

  • ivanruskov
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:11pm

    They need to slap that grass!

  • jscalise
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:12pm

    Yeah but he couldn’t catch you. Fat bastards.

  • AgentButters
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13pm

    They make a cute couple

  • weyutco358
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13pm

    Probably needs to cut the grass…it’s too tall

  • Tatmouse
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:14pm

    Big boy should be slapping that lawn down to size.

  • dirtycrabcakes
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:15pm

    World famous and can’t afford a lawn mower... smh

  • NPC8293
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:16pm

    That shit slap though

  • Majrstonr
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:16pm

    You think his hand is red?

  • SimaLee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:18pm

    hahaha these guys

  • rkdaddy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:19pm

    Blue shirt guy: “ oh yeah, forgot to point at the shirt”

  • Demonweed
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:19pm

    I say we hand over Moose and Squirrel right now. The world will be a better place when we can all put our differences behind us.

  • runs_in_the_jeans
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:19pm

    Is thisnthat dude from the slapping competition gif? If so I now understand why the he slapped was nearly knocked out.

  • EunuchsProgramer
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:22pm

    I forgot my glasses, am I looking at E. Honda or Zangief ?

  • Shadsdad69
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:22pm

    He's a slap competition champion. He straight up knocks people unconscious. His names Vasily Kamotsky apparently he's a Siberian farmer.

  • stringygum
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:23pm

    What the actual f

  • Space_For_Rent
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:23pm

    Jesus Christ, I've hit a watermelon with a bat and it didn't even come close to that

  • ANameWorthMentioning
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:23pm

    Send this to Charlie

  • TheDongerNeedsFood
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:25pm

    How can he slap?!?!?!?!?!?

  • TonyDiGerolamo
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:25pm

    The Russian slap champion. Who is the Rocky version of slap in America? Rocky or Creed?

  • Moops420
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:25pm

    O'doyle rules!

  • frank_n_spank
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:26pm

    These dudes are so fat. Holy hell!

  • artifex28
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    Fake is fake.

  • Mormac83
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    He should check out the power of a lawn mower.

  • Number1CLINT
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    Cut the grass.

  • notliketheletterg
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    @benaskren where you at

  • RadSpaceWizard
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:30pm

    Wasn't he in that video of the slap championship with that guy who injected synthol into his arms?

  • Rjk198
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:30pm

    Is this Russian Florida?

  • _AirForceJuan_
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:30pm

    That slap won the battle of Stalingrad.

  • Doubtitcopper
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:05pm

    Fat boy slap Mellon big hard oof oof

  • implodingbaby
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:46pm

    He looks like he was raised by a tribe of slappers!

  • ElTuxedoMex
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:06pm

    He slapped that watermelon so hard that now it is just a melon.

  • SlainDan666
    -7 points Jun 19,2019, 3:32pm

    Oh shit I saw Charlie talking about this guy. The Russian also participates in slapping matches it is crazy. You can find Charlie on YouTube just look up penguinz0

  • GalacticWolf87
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    Pretty Russian evolved from bears

  • burgersammich
    -6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:59pm

    So fun story. Few years ago I was reading a comic book (yeah yeah stupid shit but hold on). Basically what it was telling me is how to get the best ‘slap’. Not this. This is like a heel strike or whatever. I’m talking about like a leather whip. Making the tips of your fingers move as fast as possible before impact. Needless to say I smacked my sister trying to wake her up for school one day and not only did it leave a welt. I bruised my hand as well.

  • JARVISAPEX
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:49pm

    Terrible use for a watermelon.... I mean I don't want it but terrible use lmfao

COMMENTS

  • GoatTacos
    608 points Jun 19,2019, 3:43pm

    I want him to slap my ass.

  • lurkymc1urkface
    252 points Jun 19,2019, 3:43pm

    Why is the dude in blue confused? Did he get a concussion due to the proximity?

  • chicomonk
    175 points Jun 19,2019, 4:22pm

    This is the guy who wins all those slapping contest I see linked on my Facebook timeline every other week, right?

  • axetypole
    166 points Jun 19,2019, 3:34pm

    Try a coconut. Watermelons are for noobs.

  • hotdog-slingin
    48 points Jun 19,2019, 6:17pm

    He needs to slap that grass down

  • prollyjustsomeweirdo
    44 points Jun 19,2019, 4:45pm

    This one turkish dude told me about how the old Ottomans trained their hands until they could slap away horses charging at them. I have never verified this story and I never will.

  • Sadhappy123
    36 points Jun 19,2019, 3:57pm

    Course he doesn’t cheat when he’s up against a fruit...

  • paralaxsd
    17 points Jun 19,2019, 3:44pm
  • sorry_but
    14 points Jun 19,2019, 5:25pm

    I'd only be worried if I didn't think I could out-walk him.

  • SoddenStando
    5 points Jun 19,2019, 3:44pm

    Dude it’s vasily!

  • hey_there_kitty_cat
    8 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    I don't think the strength of the slap is the WTF, it's why two 300+ pound guys are wearing their panties and slapping watermelons next door. That's enough for me to start looking for a new place.

  • DreamArcher
    3 points Jun 19,2019, 5:31pm

    When your slap is basically a hammer-fist but sideways. No thank you, sir.

  • Perci_Pitation
    6 points Jun 19,2019, 3:48pm

    That was truly a moist critical.

  • PhilosophicalLion
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:04pm

    RIP Wodurmelun

  • lukey5452
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:12pm

    Sweet now slap that grass.

  • DeltaGuardian
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:26pm

    What’s the scale of this slap on the moist meter

  • VAhotfingers
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:29pm

    “HOW CAN HE SLAP?!”

  • opticum
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:40pm

    Bud Spencer Move :)

  • W_a_b_i_S_a_b_i
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:47pm

    Russia just seems like the worst place on Earth.

  • Skulltcarretilla
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 5:58pm

    Holy slav

  • Phugginay
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:05pm

    In need of the power of a russian lawn mower.

  • NeverTrustAName
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:26pm

    palm strike , not a slap. I bet this is that cheater who is the "champion"

  • Spicy-Sriracha
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:27pm

    Somebody please mow that lawn

  • AlathMasster
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:55pm

    Thank you CR1TIKAL for opening my eyes to Russian Slapping competitions

  • PurplePancake987
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:56pm

    Someone get Cr1t1kal

  • bipolarbear21
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 6:58pm

    That’s not any Russian slap, that’s the fucking KING OF SLAPS.
    https://youtu.be/Xjo-8kGe2qw

    And

    https://youtu.be/2kVM7rFQIc8

  • kaboom9530
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    When you max out your points all in strength

  • hitchslap1984
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:19pm

    The power of Russian Fat

  • nfirm
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:29pm

    Did you see the video he made 6 weeks ago? He slapped his lawn mower and FUCKED. THAT. THING. UP.

  • floodums
    2 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    In Russia the grass cuts you.

  • CodeMonkeyX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:37pm

    I kind of love how they were both shocked how well it worked. :)

  • MrCrumbz
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:42pm

    I feel like my elbow would get mangled if I tried to slap the piss out of a melon like that.

  • notorious-bil
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:47pm

    Did that to your mama the other night

  • lucas1607
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 5:49pm

    They are like two angry gnomes

  • bicholas0
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:14pm

    Damn, no wonder this dude is the champion of all those Russian slapping contests

  • Goldennoretrieve
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:21pm

    Damn, that must’ve hurt his hand.

  • ville1001
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:30pm
  • Josh__1980
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:34pm

    They must not have weed eaters in mother Russia?

  • Games_sans_frontiers
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:36pm

    Guy on the left: HAIL ME, WATER MELON HOLDER.

  • Go-Away-Sun
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:37pm

    Mow your lawn

  • real_wellwalkie
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:39pm

    Do you think he can roast a chicken with that slap?

  • RincX
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    The power of a 40 kg arm

  • heretojaja
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    I want him to slap a brick wall

  • michelework
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:45pm

    Blunt force trauma to the head!

  • SupremeDearLeader
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:46pm

    Damn mow your yard .

  • teawithdinosaurs
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:46pm

    Someone slow motion his fat jiggle

  • deleted
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:49pm

    I wish he’d Russian slap that grass.

  • stevieracine
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:51pm

    They need to cut their grass.

  • Withinmyrange
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 6:57pm

    That's no ordinary russian, it's Vassily kamitsky

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifQPD5eok4

  • Fishtopher19d
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:00pm

    Mow your fucking grass, yo.

  • ZamoriXIII
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    The back pointing at the end is what made it for me

  • jojo8902
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:01pm

    That's the slap champion I think, doesn't surprise me that he just blew that melon up.

  • McJollibeePalabok
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:03pm

    Well he slapped it with his wrist.

  • SilasDoGoodie
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:03pm
  • zom8
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:05pm

    Lol this Russian propaganda can’t fool me

  • Whoisping
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:05pm

    That is actuelly the real slapmaster.

  • beauhabsbeau
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Wasting a good watermelon if you ask me

  • Caladbolg2
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    The power of their Russian mower is weak af.

  • aspec818
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:06pm

    Imagine getting slapped in the head by that. Concussion city.

  • Thefuferr
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:07pm

    Fuck cutting the grass huh?

  • lexm
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:09pm

    I found /r/lawncare’s nightmare

  • AWWTFYOLO
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:11pm

    Staged...Suspect that was a pre-cut mellon or a soft-ish over ripe one or the guy's elbow would be in about the same condition as the mellon. Physics is a brutal bitch...

  • apocalypse_later_
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:11pm

    Everything about this looks like rural America, except the grass. I noticed when I see videos about Russian boonies they don't really cut their grass

  • ivanruskov
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:11pm

    They need to slap that grass!

  • jscalise
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:12pm

    Yeah but he couldn’t catch you. Fat bastards.

  • AgentButters
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13pm

    They make a cute couple

  • weyutco358
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:13pm

    Probably needs to cut the grass…it’s too tall

  • Tatmouse
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:14pm

    Big boy should be slapping that lawn down to size.

  • dirtycrabcakes
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:15pm

    World famous and can’t afford a lawn mower... smh

  • NPC8293
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:16pm

    That shit slap though

  • Majrstonr
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:16pm

    You think his hand is red?

  • SimaLee
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:18pm

    hahaha these guys

  • rkdaddy
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:19pm

    Blue shirt guy: “ oh yeah, forgot to point at the shirt”

  • Demonweed
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:19pm

    I say we hand over Moose and Squirrel right now. The world will be a better place when we can all put our differences behind us.

  • runs_in_the_jeans
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:19pm

    Is thisnthat dude from the slapping competition gif? If so I now understand why the he slapped was nearly knocked out.

  • EunuchsProgramer
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:22pm

    I forgot my glasses, am I looking at E. Honda or Zangief ?

  • Shadsdad69
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:22pm

    He's a slap competition champion. He straight up knocks people unconscious. His names Vasily Kamotsky apparently he's a Siberian farmer.

  • stringygum
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:23pm

    What the actual f

  • Space_For_Rent
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:23pm

    Jesus Christ, I've hit a watermelon with a bat and it didn't even come close to that

  • ANameWorthMentioning
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:23pm

    Send this to Charlie

  • TheDongerNeedsFood
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:25pm

    How can he slap?!?!?!?!?!?

  • TonyDiGerolamo
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:25pm

    The Russian slap champion. Who is the Rocky version of slap in America? Rocky or Creed?

  • Moops420
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:25pm

    O'doyle rules!

  • frank_n_spank
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:26pm

    These dudes are so fat. Holy hell!

  • artifex28
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    Fake is fake.

  • Mormac83
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:27pm

    He should check out the power of a lawn mower.

  • Number1CLINT
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    Cut the grass.

  • notliketheletterg
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:29pm

    @benaskren where you at

  • RadSpaceWizard
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:30pm

    Wasn't he in that video of the slap championship with that guy who injected synthol into his arms?

  • Rjk198
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:30pm

    Is this Russian Florida?

  • _AirForceJuan_
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 7:30pm

    That slap won the battle of Stalingrad.

  • Doubtitcopper
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:05pm

    Fat boy slap Mellon big hard oof oof

  • implodingbaby
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 3:46pm

    He looks like he was raised by a tribe of slappers!

  • ElTuxedoMex
    1 points Jun 19,2019, 4:06pm

    He slapped that watermelon so hard that now it is just a melon.

  • SlainDan666
    -7 points Jun 19,2019, 3:32pm

    Oh shit I saw Charlie talking about this guy. The Russian also participates in slapping matches it is crazy. You can find Charlie on YouTube just look up penguinz0

  • GalacticWolf87
    0 points Jun 19,2019, 6:42pm

    Pretty Russian evolved from bears

  • burgersammich
    -6 points Jun 19,2019, 5:59pm

    So fun story. Few years ago I was reading a comic book (yeah yeah stupid shit but hold on). Basically what it was telling me is how to get the best ‘slap’. Not this. This is like a heel strike or whatever. I’m talking about like a leather whip. Making the tips of your fingers move as fast as possible before impact. Needless to say I smacked my sister trying to wake her up for school one day and not only did it leave a welt. I bruised my hand as well.

  • JARVISAPEX
    -2 points Jun 19,2019, 3:49pm

    Terrible use for a watermelon.... I mean I don't want it but terrible use lmfao

● ● ●

I found this big guy behind a plant at the restaurant I work at

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Draftnpass
    224 points Jun 17,2019, 10:15pm

    Good call on the rubber glove.

  • Stainedhanes
    172 points Jun 17,2019, 11:24pm

    You should be able to find the owner, just find out who it fits like Cinderella and the glass slipper.

  • Fuckahotpocket
    76 points Jun 18,2019, 12:38am

    If the mother dildo smells a human touch on it, it will abandon it. Good job on the gloves

  • NotEvenEvan
    36 points Jun 17,2019, 10:12pm

    You just made one of your female coworkers very angry.

  • Oh-Get-Fucked
    18 points Jun 18,2019, 2:55am

    Dude your scrotum handling technique is on point

  • vrrosales
    14 points Jun 18,2019, 1:45am

    Good job on not neglecting the balls.

  • Mikec6463
    32 points Jun 17,2019, 10:27pm

    Put it back and see who keeps taking their breaks out there.

  • CABRAWL
    16 points Jun 17,2019, 10:13pm

    Plant it in the pot lol

  • averagebearymcbear
    7 points Jun 17,2019, 11:39pm

    Looks like a perfect soupbone!

    And just in time for the lunch rush!

  • hamb_sammich
    5 points Jun 17,2019, 11:50pm

    Who would put black pudding behind a plant?

  • Fist_full_of_wangs
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 2:14am

    This is the BBC

  • NacreousFink
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 3:27am

    Not the Applebee's in Wichita, was it? Because I've been looking for that.

  • LiquoriceBoy
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 3:30am

    did you keep it?

  • TaraAshleyMxox
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 7:01am

    Forbidden avocado

  • Peenchar
    5 points Jun 17,2019, 10:13pm

    Does it come with sides?

  • MarkChildsBangsTrim
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 12:34am

    I’ve seen bigger.

  • th3machine
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 2:48am

    Your boss is gonna be pissed when it's not there for his smoke break.

  • Snorkelbender
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 8:34am

    That’s mine! Put it back.

  • Gatecrasher26
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 10:35am

    I'd like the BLT and a BBC.

  • Danikamikaze
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 12:30pm

    Honestly I thought found a large truffle and the WTF was it growing in and behind a potted plant but then I finally realized that they were a set of textured black balls on a giant black dildo and I was like "oh."

  • bucko_fazoo
    4 points Jun 17,2019, 11:02pm

    That one's a keeper! gratz on the find.

  • nibbaseatingbeens
    4 points Jun 17,2019, 10:11pm

    use it

  • Piperplays
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14am

    It it suffering from a severe case of cylindrical scrotal calcinosis.

  • joemullermd
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 1:37am

    Its been awhile...r/unwanteddildos

  • elmexiken
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 10:10pm

    Suuuuuure you did 😉

  • Grabembythecovfefe
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:12am

    What happened... did your balls drop off?

  • rendeath
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:16am

    Ah, the “big Jim” model

  • conitation
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:35am

    Damn, those avocados could be bigger! Quite the harvest though.

  • point_nemo_
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:41am

    ah yes, the chef's special.

  • 4ninawells
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:54am

    Ow.

  • dennydiamonds
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:56am

    Cupping the nuts!! I like it!!

  • bballerz214
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:32am

    Ya know, reading the title, I was expecting some kind of out of the ordinary animal or some weird person or something like that....But THIS, THIS was the LAST thing I was ever expecting to see

  • Twicey
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:09am

    Was it an Aubergine plant? 🍆

  • wittynamehere12
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:28am

    Before clicking I thought it would be a big black spider, but turns out it's a big black dick!

  • SilvanSorceress
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:04am

    Is this in LA??????

  • liability10
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:10am

    Where is that? Our rugby club has a secret mascot. We have lost a few. It's a big black dildo, with a mr potato head face. Girls seen to want to steal it when we are at the bar.

  • ibn-alfatal
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:33am

    Did you take it home?

  • snackembigtime
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:15am

    BBC PRESENTATION

  • imtheonlybran
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:55am

    Is that what was used to fuck up that plant?

  • luv2fit
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:00am

    That’s Big Jim. Did you find the cooling gel button?

  • Gloeschi
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:26am

    Please put it back

  • valleykat25
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:43am

    Hahaha wow!

  • evilpku
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:01am

    Why are you touching it. O.o

  • Armlock311
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:37am

    Why dudes are self-concise and their size.

  • pilken
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:53am

    My bet* is it belongs to one (or more) of the wait staff. They have some fun after closing.

    *source - worked restaurants for many years.

  • iamcootis
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:57am

    r/houseplants We love our houseplants.

  • ebananaman
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:28pm

    nice catch

  • Ecopilot
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:36pm

    Ahh the Ol Ding Dong Ditch move

  • PhilSeven
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:00pm

    What brand of watering can is that?

  • redditorsins
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:49pm

    I thought it was a snail just because of the balls

  • snoozeflu
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:07pm

    Why is the bean-bag a different color?

  • SlyFunkyMonk
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 11:37pm

    You're gonna noticed a hella stressed out coworker over the next few days.

  • DebonairMullet
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:46am

    How did it taste?

  • RELOADING3D
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:14am

    It’s only smellz

  • DeltaVMambo
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:51am

    What kind of mushroom is this in my plant? /r/mycology

  • briiboobop
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 10:21pm

    You either fuck or get fucked at work ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • urdsrevenge
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 11:05pm

    No fair, you found it!

  • DozerM
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 12:20am

    I'll have what she's having.

  • Charger525
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 11:36pm

    That thing has seen some shit.

  • OPKemrit
    -3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:21am

    How the fuck do women do that is that practice for giving birth?!

COMMENTS

  • Draftnpass
    224 points Jun 17,2019, 10:15pm

    Good call on the rubber glove.

  • Stainedhanes
    172 points Jun 17,2019, 11:24pm

    You should be able to find the owner, just find out who it fits like Cinderella and the glass slipper.

  • Fuckahotpocket
    76 points Jun 18,2019, 12:38am

    If the mother dildo smells a human touch on it, it will abandon it. Good job on the gloves

  • AdamBoyCharlie
    20 points Jun 17,2019, 10:09pm

    Show him a good time

  • NotEvenEvan
    36 points Jun 17,2019, 10:12pm

    You just made one of your female coworkers very angry.

  • Oh-Get-Fucked
    18 points Jun 18,2019, 2:55am

    Dude your scrotum handling technique is on point

  • vrrosales
    14 points Jun 18,2019, 1:45am

    Good job on not neglecting the balls.

  • Mikec6463
    32 points Jun 17,2019, 10:27pm

    Put it back and see who keeps taking their breaks out there.

  • CABRAWL
    16 points Jun 17,2019, 10:13pm

    Plant it in the pot lol

  • averagebearymcbear
    7 points Jun 17,2019, 11:39pm

    Looks like a perfect soupbone!

    And just in time for the lunch rush!

  • hamb_sammich
    5 points Jun 17,2019, 11:50pm

    Who would put black pudding behind a plant?

  • Fist_full_of_wangs
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 2:14am

    This is the BBC

  • NacreousFink
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 3:27am

    Not the Applebee's in Wichita, was it? Because I've been looking for that.

  • LiquoriceBoy
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 3:30am

    did you keep it?

  • TaraAshleyMxox
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 7:01am

    Forbidden avocado

  • Peenchar
    5 points Jun 17,2019, 10:13pm

    Does it come with sides?

  • MarkChildsBangsTrim
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 12:34am

    I’ve seen bigger.

  • th3machine
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 2:48am

    Your boss is gonna be pissed when it's not there for his smoke break.

  • Snorkelbender
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 8:34am

    That’s mine! Put it back.

  • Gatecrasher26
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 10:35am

    I'd like the BLT and a BBC.

  • Danikamikaze
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 12:30pm

    Honestly I thought found a large truffle and the WTF was it growing in and behind a potted plant but then I finally realized that they were a set of textured black balls on a giant black dildo and I was like "oh."

  • bucko_fazoo
    4 points Jun 17,2019, 11:02pm

    That one's a keeper! gratz on the find.

  • nibbaseatingbeens
    4 points Jun 17,2019, 10:11pm

    use it

  • Piperplays
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14am

    It it suffering from a severe case of cylindrical scrotal calcinosis.

  • joemullermd
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 1:37am

    Its been awhile...r/unwanteddildos

  • elmexiken
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 10:10pm

    Suuuuuure you did 😉

  • Grabembythecovfefe
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:12am

    What happened... did your balls drop off?

  • rendeath
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:16am

    Ah, the “big Jim” model

  • conitation
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:35am

    Damn, those avocados could be bigger! Quite the harvest though.

  • point_nemo_
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:41am

    ah yes, the chef's special.

  • 4ninawells
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:54am

    Ow.

  • dennydiamonds
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:56am

    Cupping the nuts!! I like it!!

  • bballerz214
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:32am

    Ya know, reading the title, I was expecting some kind of out of the ordinary animal or some weird person or something like that....But THIS, THIS was the LAST thing I was ever expecting to see

  • Twicey
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:09am

    Was it an Aubergine plant? 🍆

  • wittynamehere12
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:28am

    Before clicking I thought it would be a big black spider, but turns out it's a big black dick!

  • SilvanSorceress
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:04am

    Is this in LA??????

  • liability10
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:10am

    Where is that? Our rugby club has a secret mascot. We have lost a few. It's a big black dildo, with a mr potato head face. Girls seen to want to steal it when we are at the bar.

  • ibn-alfatal
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:33am

    Did you take it home?

  • snackembigtime
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:15am

    BBC PRESENTATION

  • imtheonlybran
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:55am

    Is that what was used to fuck up that plant?

  • luv2fit
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:00am

    That’s Big Jim. Did you find the cooling gel button?

  • Gloeschi
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:26am

    Please put it back

  • valleykat25
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:43am

    Hahaha wow!

  • evilpku
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:01am

    Why are you touching it. O.o

  • Armlock311
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:37am

    Why dudes are self-concise and their size.

  • pilken
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:53am

    My bet* is it belongs to one (or more) of the wait staff. They have some fun after closing.

    *source - worked restaurants for many years.

  • iamcootis
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:57am

    r/houseplants We love our houseplants.

  • ebananaman
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:28pm

    nice catch

  • Ecopilot
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:36pm

    Ahh the Ol Ding Dong Ditch move

  • PhilSeven
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:00pm

    What brand of watering can is that?

  • redditorsins
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:49pm

    I thought it was a snail just because of the balls

  • snoozeflu
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:07pm

    Why is the bean-bag a different color?

  • SlyFunkyMonk
    1 points Jun 17,2019, 11:37pm

    You're gonna noticed a hella stressed out coworker over the next few days.

  • DebonairMullet
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:46am

    How did it taste?

  • RELOADING3D
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:14am

    It’s only smellz

  • DeltaVMambo
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:51am

    What kind of mushroom is this in my plant? /r/mycology

  • briiboobop
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 10:21pm

    You either fuck or get fucked at work ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • urdsrevenge
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 11:05pm

    No fair, you found it!

  • DozerM
    0 points Jun 18,2019, 12:20am

    I'll have what she's having.

  • Charger525
    0 points Jun 17,2019, 11:36pm

    That thing has seen some shit.

  • OPKemrit
    -3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:21am

    How the fuck do women do that is that practice for giving birth?!

● ● ●

My stomach accidentally sent my spaghetti to my calves

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • costa79
    28 points Jun 18,2019, 11:00am

    Where did it send the meatballs to?

  • jordannross
    33 points Jun 18,2019, 11:03am

    These are varicose veins. Surprising common in women after child birth age

  • sanguine-addiction
    19 points Jun 18,2019, 10:57am

    You need some potassium and a break lol

  • spfccmtftat182
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 12:09pm

    Puuuull the tape worm out of your... veins!

  • baldytron
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:52pm

    Damn your cock is hairy

  • SpokyTheCat
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 10:58am

    What actually happened ?

  • TomeziBoi
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 10:56am

    Wait no... that can't be real?

  • Sekhen
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 1:20pm

    Time for surgery..

  • bornonabidet
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 11:02am

    It's a tapeworm

  • GoatTacos
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:39pm

    I have the urge of wanting to hit it with a bat.

  • YogBlogsoth1066
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:25pm

    You need to get those drained, professionally of course.

    They also do “V-stripping” where they strip the vein out with veryyyy little numbing. While draining them obviously won’t last as long as stripping, it’s a HELL of a lot less pain.

  • dj3hac
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:46pm

    Silly tummy! Always doing wacky things!

  • tierieus2
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:18pm

    (this sub's name)

COMMENTS

  • costa79
    28 points Jun 18,2019, 11:00am

    Where did it send the meatballs to?

  • jordannross
    33 points Jun 18,2019, 11:03am

    These are varicose veins. Surprising common in women after child birth age

  • sanguine-addiction
    19 points Jun 18,2019, 10:57am

    You need some potassium and a break lol

  • sportsworker777
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 11:56am

    Knees weak from mom's spaghetti

  • spfccmtftat182
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 12:09pm

    Puuuull the tape worm out of your... veins!

  • baldytron
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:52pm

    Damn your cock is hairy

  • SpokyTheCat
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 10:58am

    What actually happened ?

  • TomeziBoi
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 10:56am

    Wait no... that can't be real?

  • Sekhen
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 1:20pm

    Time for surgery..

  • bornonabidet
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 11:02am

    It's a tapeworm

  • GoatTacos
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:39pm

    I have the urge of wanting to hit it with a bat.

  • YogBlogsoth1066
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:25pm

    You need to get those drained, professionally of course.

    They also do “V-stripping” where they strip the vein out with veryyyy little numbing. While draining them obviously won’t last as long as stripping, it’s a HELL of a lot less pain.

  • dj3hac
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 6:46pm

    Silly tummy! Always doing wacky things!

  • tierieus2
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:18pm

    (this sub's name)

● ● ●

Imaginary clothing

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • 00Random_passerby00
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 8:28pm

    Nudist colonies be like

  • flittlerof44
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 8:30pm

    I'm on board,this is a great ensemble. She could lose the hat though.

  • BloodAngelA37
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 8:36pm

    Is this how they haze new runway models?

COMMENTS

  • 00Random_passerby00
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 8:28pm

    Nudist colonies be like

  • flittlerof44
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 8:30pm

    I'm on board,this is a great ensemble. She could lose the hat though.

  • BloodAngelA37
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 8:36pm

    Is this how they haze new runway models?

● ● ●

Mission accomplished

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Lucifarai
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 7:11pm

    You forgot your axle!

  • shahooster
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:13pm

    Axle rose, for a moment anyway.

  • TimTams553
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:21pm

    is that flame coming from the gas tank? brutal

  • davideverlong
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:03pm

    Tis but a scratch

  • QuietudeOfHeart
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:20pm

    4wd... now 2wd

  • Iamkempie
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:32pm

    NEUTRAL!
    What?
    NEUTRAL! PUT IT IN NEUTRAL!
    LOL I know!

COMMENTS

  • Lucifarai
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 7:11pm

    You forgot your axle!

  • shahooster
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:13pm

    Axle rose, for a moment anyway.

  • TimTams553
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:21pm

    is that flame coming from the gas tank? brutal

  • M2LBB2016
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:46pm

    That’ll buff out.

  • davideverlong
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:03pm

    Tis but a scratch

  • QuietudeOfHeart
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:20pm

    4wd... now 2wd

  • Iamkempie
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:32pm

    NEUTRAL!
    What?
    NEUTRAL! PUT IT IN NEUTRAL!
    LOL I know!

● ● ●

Shroom Spore Shot

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • backpackboss
    149 points Jun 18,2019, 6:03am

    Looks like one of those Hershey kiss cookies my sister always bakes at the holidays

  • Realpazalaza
    99 points Jun 18,2019, 5:51am

    This is how “The last of us” started

  • ZVAARI
    101 points Jun 18,2019, 5:41am

    congrats youre infected now

  • J_L_D
    34 points Jun 18,2019, 6:08am

    Bulbasaur used stun spore

  • thefuckernextdoor
    20 points Jun 18,2019, 6:09am

    Neomorph incoming

  • EpidendrosaurusNinch
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 11:32am

    Alien covenant looks great

  • Skilletlicker808
    38 points Jun 18,2019, 5:47am

    Reminds me of my first time

  • TheDurabun
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 12:16pm

    In case anyone is interested, this is an earthstar mushroom, genus geastrum

  • AlbinoWino11
    14 points Jun 18,2019, 6:52am

    Breath in enough spores and you can win free lycoperdonosis!

  • BurnedRope
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 7:13am

    We have some similar mushrooms around here. We call them puffball mushrooms.

  • SoySauceSyringe
    21 points Jun 18,2019, 12:49pm

    Goddamn this subreddit is weak recently. Yes, it’s a fungus, this is how they reproduce. Shaking a tree and having pollen come out isn’t WTF, and neither is poking a fungus and having spores come out.

  • Telefonklaus
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 7:44am

    Now clean yourself up, dirty b****

  • The_Meanbean
    7 points Jun 18,2019, 10:41am

    Congrats you just jerked of a mushroom.

  • ryebreadryan
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 11:28am

    I would see these things every summer as a kid, we called them pet de loup or wolf farts haha.

    The one in the pic looks different but they would fart out spores like that when you touched them.

  • iamrade4ever
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:20pm

    Great, here come the Orks

  • NekoStar
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:58pm

    When running in elementary P.E. classes, these were like.. lining the track, so my friends and I would stomp all over em and make huge clouds of these brown-purple spores. On one hand, sorry we stomped all over you... on the other hand... yw for spreading your spores around.

  • mybabygotsauce
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 7:11am

    I dare you to snort it.

  • LordPyhton
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 7:19am

    Curiosity infected the xenobiologist and his team.

  • blackavar39
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 5:55am

    I feel like you should get a refund from Hershey's

  • EL_CHEETO_BANDITO
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 6:50am

    When you’re holding in a fart and someone pokes you in the side

  • Re-Mecs
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 7:21am

    covenant flashbacks

  • yorik_J
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 4:21pm

    How I feel after day-2 of No Nut November

  • Sloth_Demon_685
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 5:18pm

    My sex life summed up in a reddit post...

  • benwatson2468
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 5:54pm

    We get them all over our yard like early fall

  • tyros
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 6:03pm

    Not sure what's WTF about this

  • Branchy28
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 9:25am
  • SmokeHalo
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 10:43am

    A one pump dump.

  • Flyman68
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 11:10am

    This reminds me of my first time.

  • Stratys
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 11:30am
  • drseb
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 11:13am
  • Warriordance
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:47am

    We have a lot of those around here in northwestern WA. Used to see them while mushroom picking.

  • MySoulYourBeats
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:50am

    😷

  • ROK247
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:08pm

    good luck with the alien parasites bursting through your orifices later

  • Cananbaum
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14pm

    I remember last year mowing the lawn and hearing a loud FWUMP!.

    What Followed was what looked like smoke billowing from under my mower.

    Turns out it was a mushroom.

  • Wartron77342
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14pm

    And it was reddit where I first learned about the alien invasion.

  • TheOldNewGraig
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:28pm

    Eat it.

  • SlylyShyy
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:29pm

    Me after a long day

  • WantAllMyGarmonbozia
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:35pm

    I remember playing with these as a kid. We called them "Smoke Bombs"

  • farscry
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:35pm

    I remember this X-Files episode.

  • testicula
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:35pm

    Aww skeet skeet mushroomfucka!

  • thatfatgamer
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:49pm

    congrats! you made the weird plant jizz

  • The_Amazing_Shlong
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:51pm

    If Star Wars Battlefront 2 taught me anything, don’t breathe that shit in

  • Synklahr
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:54pm

    What legitimately is that?

  • -THE_GINGERBREAD_MAN
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:31pm

    Hey nice find man! I'm jealous. I'd love to have a tent full of those.

  • reduff
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:57pm

    Don't get it in my hair.

  • PPAPisLob
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:59pm

    Oohb.... Yyyeaaaashhh.. oooohh maah gaauudd.. oh. ...hardereeerrr

  • Balloon_knot_31
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:29pm

    things are about to be a little 'chesty' for you soon

  • MrUsername404
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:59pm

    Y’all really gonna make the Last of Us real, aren’t you?

  • redeyez24
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 3:24pm

    O yea touch me again daddy

  • 340340
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:08pm

    Puff Shroom

    Cost: 0 Sun

    Recharge: Fast

  • Glowingshadow45
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:18pm

    Probably can be used in cooking somehow

  • Jhonny99
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:08pm

    In my country they are called "Wolf Farts"

  • igramstuff
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:08pm

    My dick on the last day of no nut November

  • Sleepymudkip
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:11pm

    breath it in

  • chloralhydrate
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:53pm

    lol i remember it from a tarzan videogame 10years ago

  • climaxe
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:00pm

    Accurate representation of if Emma Watson ever touched my pp

  • Fistful_of_Crashes
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:17pm

    You just made that shroom N U T T E

  • i-love-big-birds
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:45pm

    Didn't everyone play with these as little kids? We'd call them fart shrooms

  • Billyaabob
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:20am

    Now you're pregnant.

  • failture
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:36am

    Me and my prom date

  • Blobmaker3
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:39am

    I dont think that's a really safe thing to do

  • cat_prophecy
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:44am

    Mushroom smoke, don't breathe this.

  • SovietBlyatman
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:46am

    Shroomish use stun spore!

  • planet_bal
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:53am

    Yeah, use a long stick next time. For safety.

  • modex20
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:08am

    a single spore lands, finds nourishment in decay, and soon attains maturity

  • myhighpower
    -1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:09am
  • Downvotes_Anime
    -6 points Jun 18,2019, 8:42am

    OMG WTF BRO that's inSANE I'm literally WTF-ing rn!!

  • Bellavonte
    -1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:22am

    oh god, oh god! your about to make me spore!!

  • 03Cobra
    -1 points Jun 18,2019, 10:25am

    This is how my penis works

COMMENTS

  • backpackboss
    149 points Jun 18,2019, 6:03am

    Looks like one of those Hershey kiss cookies my sister always bakes at the holidays

  • Realpazalaza
    99 points Jun 18,2019, 5:51am

    This is how “The last of us” started

  • ZVAARI
    101 points Jun 18,2019, 5:41am

    congrats youre infected now

  • Magillageurilla
    45 points Jun 18,2019, 6:20am

    A farting doodoo

  • J_L_D
    34 points Jun 18,2019, 6:08am

    Bulbasaur used stun spore

  • thefuckernextdoor
    20 points Jun 18,2019, 6:09am

    Neomorph incoming

  • EpidendrosaurusNinch
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 11:32am

    Alien covenant looks great

  • Skilletlicker808
    38 points Jun 18,2019, 5:47am

    Reminds me of my first time

  • TheDurabun
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 12:16pm

    In case anyone is interested, this is an earthstar mushroom, genus geastrum

  • AlbinoWino11
    14 points Jun 18,2019, 6:52am

    Breath in enough spores and you can win free lycoperdonosis!

  • BurnedRope
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 7:13am

    We have some similar mushrooms around here. We call them puffball mushrooms.

  • SoySauceSyringe
    21 points Jun 18,2019, 12:49pm

    Goddamn this subreddit is weak recently. Yes, it’s a fungus, this is how they reproduce. Shaking a tree and having pollen come out isn’t WTF, and neither is poking a fungus and having spores come out.

  • Telefonklaus
    8 points Jun 18,2019, 7:44am

    Now clean yourself up, dirty b****

  • The_Meanbean
    7 points Jun 18,2019, 10:41am

    Congrats you just jerked of a mushroom.

  • ryebreadryan
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 11:28am

    I would see these things every summer as a kid, we called them pet de loup or wolf farts haha.

    The one in the pic looks different but they would fart out spores like that when you touched them.

  • iamrade4ever
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:20pm

    Great, here come the Orks

  • NekoStar
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 1:58pm

    When running in elementary P.E. classes, these were like.. lining the track, so my friends and I would stomp all over em and make huge clouds of these brown-purple spores. On one hand, sorry we stomped all over you... on the other hand... yw for spreading your spores around.

  • mybabygotsauce
    6 points Jun 18,2019, 7:11am

    I dare you to snort it.

  • LordPyhton
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 7:19am

    Curiosity infected the xenobiologist and his team.

  • blackavar39
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 5:55am

    I feel like you should get a refund from Hershey's

  • EL_CHEETO_BANDITO
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 6:50am

    When you’re holding in a fart and someone pokes you in the side

  • Re-Mecs
    5 points Jun 18,2019, 7:21am

    covenant flashbacks

  • yorik_J
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 4:21pm

    How I feel after day-2 of No Nut November

  • Sloth_Demon_685
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 5:18pm

    My sex life summed up in a reddit post...

  • benwatson2468
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 5:54pm

    We get them all over our yard like early fall

  • tyros
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 6:03pm

    Not sure what's WTF about this

  • Branchy28
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 9:25am
  • SmokeHalo
    4 points Jun 18,2019, 10:43am

    A one pump dump.

  • Flyman68
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 11:10am

    This reminds me of my first time.

  • Stratys
    3 points Jun 18,2019, 11:30am
  • drseb
    2 points Jun 18,2019, 11:13am
  • Warriordance
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:47am

    We have a lot of those around here in northwestern WA. Used to see them while mushroom picking.

  • MySoulYourBeats
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:50am

    😷

  • ROK247
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:08pm

    good luck with the alien parasites bursting through your orifices later

  • Cananbaum
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14pm

    I remember last year mowing the lawn and hearing a loud FWUMP!.

    What Followed was what looked like smoke billowing from under my mower.

    Turns out it was a mushroom.

  • Wartron77342
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:14pm

    And it was reddit where I first learned about the alien invasion.

  • TheOldNewGraig
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:28pm

    Eat it.

  • SlylyShyy
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:29pm

    Me after a long day

  • WantAllMyGarmonbozia
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:35pm

    I remember playing with these as a kid. We called them "Smoke Bombs"

  • farscry
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:35pm

    I remember this X-Files episode.

  • testicula
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:35pm

    Aww skeet skeet mushroomfucka!

  • thatfatgamer
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:49pm

    congrats! you made the weird plant jizz

  • The_Amazing_Shlong
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:51pm

    If Star Wars Battlefront 2 taught me anything, don’t breathe that shit in

  • Synklahr
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 12:54pm

    What legitimately is that?

  • -THE_GINGERBREAD_MAN
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:31pm

    Hey nice find man! I'm jealous. I'd love to have a tent full of those.

  • reduff
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:57pm

    Don't get it in my hair.

  • PPAPisLob
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 1:59pm

    Oohb.... Yyyeaaaashhh.. oooohh maah gaauudd.. oh. ...hardereeerrr

  • Balloon_knot_31
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:29pm

    things are about to be a little 'chesty' for you soon

  • MrUsername404
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 2:59pm

    Y’all really gonna make the Last of Us real, aren’t you?

  • redeyez24
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 3:24pm

    O yea touch me again daddy

  • 340340
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:08pm

    Puff Shroom

    Cost: 0 Sun

    Recharge: Fast

  • Glowingshadow45
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 4:18pm

    Probably can be used in cooking somehow

  • Jhonny99
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:08pm

    In my country they are called "Wolf Farts"

  • igramstuff
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:08pm

    My dick on the last day of no nut November

  • Sleepymudkip
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:11pm

    breath it in

  • chloralhydrate
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 5:53pm

    lol i remember it from a tarzan videogame 10years ago

  • climaxe
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:00pm

    Accurate representation of if Emma Watson ever touched my pp

  • Fistful_of_Crashes
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:17pm

    You just made that shroom N U T T E

  • i-love-big-birds
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 7:45pm

    Didn't everyone play with these as little kids? We'd call them fart shrooms

  • Billyaabob
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 8:20am

    Now you're pregnant.

  • failture
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:36am

    Me and my prom date

  • Blobmaker3
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:39am

    I dont think that's a really safe thing to do

  • cat_prophecy
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:44am

    Mushroom smoke, don't breathe this.

  • SovietBlyatman
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:46am

    Shroomish use stun spore!

  • planet_bal
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 9:53am

    Yeah, use a long stick next time. For safety.

  • modex20
    1 points Jun 18,2019, 11:08am