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Don't drink and drive.

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • duckyb0y
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 1:01am

    eyewitnesses have described the driver as being a big red picture of kool-aid who ran away yelling "OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

  • c0mad0r
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 1:30am

    I'm guessing Phoenix, AZ. USA... Walls look like classic Phoenix.

  • dont_trip13
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 12:16am

    Ruined a perfectly good slide. That son of a gun.

  • kittymama9182000
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:55am

    At least he didn't run into the house,and kill people!Points for having a cinderblock wall.

  • Super_Zac
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 9:56am

    This is like a daily occurrence in Vegas

  • FriendlyUser69
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 10:14am

    I read "Don't think and drive"

  • iamabadexample
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 1:26pm

    Don’t drink and slide

  • mishaco
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 1:48pm

    but how would i be able to play on the slide?

  • Stilcho1
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 12:40am

    hope he didn't spill any

  • Sarahblech
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 2:29am

    stfu mom!

COMMENTS

  • duckyb0y
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 1:01am

    eyewitnesses have described the driver as being a big red picture of kool-aid who ran away yelling "OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

  • c0mad0r
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 1:30am

    I'm guessing Phoenix, AZ. USA... Walls look like classic Phoenix.

  • dont_trip13
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 12:16am

    Ruined a perfectly good slide. That son of a gun.

  • rudexvirus
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:28am

    Details?

  • kittymama9182000
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:55am

    At least he didn't run into the house,and kill people!Points for having a cinderblock wall.

  • Super_Zac
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 9:56am

    This is like a daily occurrence in Vegas

  • FriendlyUser69
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 10:14am

    I read "Don't think and drive"

  • iamabadexample
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 1:26pm

    Don’t drink and slide

  • mishaco
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 1:48pm

    but how would i be able to play on the slide?

  • Stilcho1
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 12:40am

    hope he didn't spill any

  • Sarahblech
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 2:29am

    stfu mom!

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Found this in the woods

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • DAMFS
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 11:19am

    Nope, just nope

  • jennifermurph
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 11:18am

    Well that's a deterrent if I ever saw one!! I suggest you fuck off, fast 😂

  • monkeyspankn
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 11:32am

    This is nothing!

  • failure-voxel
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:27pm

    Fuckedy bye, no thanks.

  • PringleCunt
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 1:08pm

    Get outta those woods

  • SwingThis
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 2:38pm

    Merely a flesh wound!

  • Notadrugdealerlel
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 4:25pm

    That’s a nice nope you got there

  • comegetinthevan
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 5:59pm

    Get out of my swamp

  • coffffeeee
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 1:36pm

    pretty frickin clearly a halloween prop or something. not wtf.

  • mothking
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:17pm

    i know i cant be the only one getting real tired of the same shit over and over and over - doll pieces tied to trees in a wooded area. like seriously, weve seen a billion posts of these, none any different from the last, and on top of it theyre not scary or all that weird anymore since theyre so commonplace. i feel like its just some dude who just does it for kicks because they know its gonna weird people out.

COMMENTS

  • DAMFS
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 11:19am

    Nope, just nope

  • jennifermurph
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 11:18am

    Well that's a deterrent if I ever saw one!! I suggest you fuck off, fast 😂

  • monkeyspankn
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 11:32am

    This is nothing!

  • jimbobturnbull
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 12:06pm

    Once found an effigy at a beach

  • failure-voxel
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 12:27pm

    Fuckedy bye, no thanks.

  • PringleCunt
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 1:08pm

    Get outta those woods

  • SwingThis
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 2:38pm

    Merely a flesh wound!

  • Notadrugdealerlel
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 4:25pm

    That’s a nice nope you got there

  • comegetinthevan
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 5:59pm

    Get out of my swamp

  • coffffeeee
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 1:36pm

    pretty frickin clearly a halloween prop or something. not wtf.

  • mothking
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:17pm

    i know i cant be the only one getting real tired of the same shit over and over and over - doll pieces tied to trees in a wooded area. like seriously, weve seen a billion posts of these, none any different from the last, and on top of it theyre not scary or all that weird anymore since theyre so commonplace. i feel like its just some dude who just does it for kicks because they know its gonna weird people out.

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Found something in my soup.

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • hotdog-slingin
    6 points Oct 18,2018, 8:04pm

    Yeah right lol

  • PleaseFartOnMyFace
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 8:05pm

    You are a fool

  • Sophie_aww
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:05pm

    Cancer soup

  • threadingtoast1
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:19pm

    That's a new take on "eating butts".

  • uncle_stink
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:48pm

    Quit smoking, that kinda thing will stop.

COMMENTS

  • hotdog-slingin
    6 points Oct 18,2018, 8:04pm

    Yeah right lol

  • PleaseFartOnMyFace
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 8:05pm

    You are a fool

  • Sophie_aww
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:05pm

    Cancer soup

  • Kmac0505
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:08pm

    Nicotine buzz

  • threadingtoast1
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:19pm

    That's a new take on "eating butts".

  • uncle_stink
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:48pm

    Quit smoking, that kinda thing will stop.

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Just got this old DVD player running and this is what I saw in one of the screens

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Bigbootypaula4
    34 points Oct 18,2018, 5:07am

    Just throw the whole thing away

  • mrdickhead
    54 points Oct 18,2018, 4:27am

    Fire is the only solution.

  • tobezolan
    19 points Oct 18,2018, 10:06am

    Optionally (I’ve had to do this) leave it in the freezer for three hours or more and it’ll kill everything inside. You can then disassemble it and vacuum out all of the critters if you really do you want to keep the device.

  • pussfukt
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 10:35am

    Still has a few bugs in it.

  • waht_waht
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 6:21am

    What am I supposed to be seeing? Can anyone help me?

  • dyam
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 10:04am

    I once used a microwave at a friend’s house and when I went to get my food out, I watched a live roach march through the clock LCD screen.

  • bt65
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 5:12am

    You are bugged!

  • flameraiser15
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 7:09am

    Wow, people are shockingly angry about this post. Chill the fuck out, my dudes.

  • tobezolan
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 10:06am

    Optionally (I’ve had to do this) leave it in the freezer for three hours or more and it’ll kill everything inside. You can then disassemble it and vacuum out all of the critters if you really do you want to keep the device.

  • Dragonsblud
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:00am

    Take it into Staples tell them you think theres something in it cN they clean it lol

  • mobiusghost
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:00am

    put it back.

  • Bloblim
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:53am

    And all you will see on your TV screen is noise, aka war of the ants?

  • ROGAGZ
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:54am

    they're here...

  • firstrun13
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:26am

    Maybe you should start running too...

  • Hitlerismyrealdad
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 10:11am

    This is a Trojan horse.

  • dudeee22
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 10:16am

    Are you watching AntZ?

  • DENelson83
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:23pm

    NOPE!

  • The_Butt_Crumpler
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:58pm

    L A M P

  • Dspsblyuth
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 1:09pm

    That’s Predator writing

    It’s going to self destruct

  • Sarahcutie01
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 2:56pm

    OH FUCK I JUST REALISED WHAT THAT IS

  • NEHOG
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 4:47pm

    Well, you still have a few bugs to work out of the system I see.

  • Baseplate
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:07pm

    My dad was a TV repair man. Weekly I would see a TV or VCR on the sidewalk with the back off stinking like Raid. If it was small enough he would put it in a trash bag first. Those bastards just love electronics.

  • Sydthebarrett
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:32pm

    Dont buy appliances from "ants in my eyes Johnson"

  • TyneyTymey
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    You playin' "Jar of Flies"?

  • MorosePapaya
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:43pm

    This image made me itchy.

  • the1ine
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:31am

    Why the fuck would you fix up an old dvd player in the first place?

  • Ekskalibar
    -5 points Oct 18,2018, 4:33am

    Take 12 trash bags, throw it in one, repeat the process with the 11 other trash bags, throw it in you neihbour's trash bin.

    Then buy blue-rays or use netflix and stop trying to be original. DVD's FFS

  • KalMusic
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:30am

    They're all dead(hopefully), just be a boss and open it up and clean it!

COMMENTS

  • Bigbootypaula4
    34 points Oct 18,2018, 5:07am

    Just throw the whole thing away

  • mrdickhead
    54 points Oct 18,2018, 4:27am

    Fire is the only solution.

  • tobezolan
    19 points Oct 18,2018, 10:06am

    Optionally (I’ve had to do this) leave it in the freezer for three hours or more and it’ll kill everything inside. You can then disassemble it and vacuum out all of the critters if you really do you want to keep the device.

  • Ice_crusher_bucket
    58 points Oct 18,2018, 7:26am

    Dont throw it away!!! That's stupid and irresponsible!

    Find an ex that screwed you over big time, drop it off at their door with a note saying I think this was yours, I just found it, works like a charm.

    2 days later, bed bug infestation. PAY BACKS A BITCH MICHELLE! THOSE WERE MY FUCKING MEASURING CUPS YOU STOLE. I HOPE YOU DONT GET ANY CHRISTMAS CARDS AND HOPE YOUR WIFI SLOWS WAY DOWN.

  • pussfukt
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 10:35am

    Still has a few bugs in it.

  • waht_waht
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 6:21am

    What am I supposed to be seeing? Can anyone help me?

  • dyam
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 10:04am

    I once used a microwave at a friend’s house and when I went to get my food out, I watched a live roach march through the clock LCD screen.

  • bt65
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 5:12am

    You are bugged!

  • flameraiser15
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 7:09am

    Wow, people are shockingly angry about this post. Chill the fuck out, my dudes.

  • tobezolan
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 10:06am

    Optionally (I’ve had to do this) leave it in the freezer for three hours or more and it’ll kill everything inside. You can then disassemble it and vacuum out all of the critters if you really do you want to keep the device.

  • Dragonsblud
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:00am

    Take it into Staples tell them you think theres something in it cN they clean it lol

  • mobiusghost
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:00am

    put it back.

  • Bloblim
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:53am

    And all you will see on your TV screen is noise, aka war of the ants?

  • ROGAGZ
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:54am

    they're here...

  • firstrun13
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:26am

    Maybe you should start running too...

  • Hitlerismyrealdad
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 10:11am

    This is a Trojan horse.

  • dudeee22
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 10:16am

    Are you watching AntZ?

  • DENelson83
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:23pm

    NOPE!

  • The_Butt_Crumpler
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 12:58pm

    L A M P

  • Dspsblyuth
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 1:09pm

    That’s Predator writing

    It’s going to self destruct

  • Sarahcutie01
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 2:56pm

    OH FUCK I JUST REALISED WHAT THAT IS

  • NEHOG
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 4:47pm

    Well, you still have a few bugs to work out of the system I see.

  • Baseplate
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:07pm

    My dad was a TV repair man. Weekly I would see a TV or VCR on the sidewalk with the back off stinking like Raid. If it was small enough he would put it in a trash bag first. Those bastards just love electronics.

  • Sydthebarrett
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:32pm

    Dont buy appliances from "ants in my eyes Johnson"

  • TyneyTymey
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    You playin' "Jar of Flies"?

  • MorosePapaya
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:43pm

    This image made me itchy.

  • the1ine
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:31am

    Why the fuck would you fix up an old dvd player in the first place?

  • Ekskalibar
    -5 points Oct 18,2018, 4:33am

    Take 12 trash bags, throw it in one, repeat the process with the 11 other trash bags, throw it in you neihbour's trash bin.

    Then buy blue-rays or use netflix and stop trying to be original. DVD's FFS

  • KalMusic
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:30am

    They're all dead(hopefully), just be a boss and open it up and clean it!

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Pool's closed

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • ZeusAmmon
    223 points Oct 18,2018, 3:23pm

    This is just how pools come in Florida. What you do with the alligator is up to you.

  • Oddgenetix
    106 points Oct 18,2018, 5:41pm

    When i lived in Florida, we were out in the pool at 3am because our AC had broken. It was July. 103 degrees and max humidity. No wind. The pool had to be 90 degrees. While we were just hating everything about life, we here a very small splash, and a wave came over to our side of the pool. We jumped out immediately because Florida. It was indeed a gator. Then while freaking out and stomping around in the yard, we all got ate the fuck up by fire ants.

    103 degrees. 100% humidity, no wind, a gator in the pool, and fire ants. We moved out of Florida 3 months later.

  • goddeadis
    112 points Oct 18,2018, 3:21pm

    Pool is open! Beautiful water for swimming!

    Signed, croc

  • WarCriminalJimbo
    50 points Oct 18,2018, 6:29pm

    I’m getting visions of a black guy in a suit with an Afro.

  • Yearning9
    66 points Oct 18,2018, 5:02pm

    But does he have AIDS?

  • Ascendere
    17 points Oct 18,2018, 3:28pm

    Poor guy probably isn’t liking that chlorine

  • Ivy_Goliath
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 7:25pm

    Pools closed, no, not stingray aids this timeIt's the gatoraids

  • Maouwmbliss
    17 points Oct 18,2018, 7:04pm

    Due to aids?

  • chemicalyouth
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 3:04pm

    Guess he didn't read the "pool closed" sign.

  • KINGCOMEDOWN
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 7:46pm

    POOLS CLOSED DUE TO ALLIGATORS

  • SaltyAuger
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 8:07pm

    Fucking gatoraids

  • NickLeveledUp_
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 6:22pm

    Marco.....

  • teqnor
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 6:53pm

    Did you throw it in the water?!?!

    That’s a tortoise not a alligator. It can’t swim.

  • ItsPatMyDudes
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 3:04pm

    pool's open

  • AlbinoWino11
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 4:37pm

    Welp, see you later!

  • Dr_Bukkakee
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:48pm

    Look at the cool raft dad got us. I get to try it out first.

  • Funkit
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:49pm

    If the water is cold you probably could swim on the other side. Alligators are kind of lazy (as opposed to crocs) and if the water is cold they will be very lethargic since they're cold blooded.

    Depends on how hungry i guess. Alligators don't usually look at humans as food, but you have to watch out with a smaller dog or toddler.

    -Central Florida resident for 6 years

  • ArGJolan
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:58pm

    Didn't know Lacoste started building pools, that's amazing !

  • TGOD-ChriS
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:59pm

    Understandable

  • MIKE6792
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:17pm

    Due to gates.

  • Fuckin_Shorsey
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 7:22pm

    Where you from you dont know gator?

  • xagut
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:35pm

    Anybody seen Barb?

  • Veldox
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:49pm

    Due to aids?

  • Bigbysjackingfist
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:51pm

    See? At least you don’t live in Florida

  • cryomatik
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    While my family had a house in Florida, we got called often by the people taking care of it while we were up in Canada to tell us a gator got in the gated pool but got taken care of. When we went down there again everything was fine and two days in our vacations I woke up to screams, my aunt finding out a gator was, again, in the pool only after diving in (and promptly getting the fuck out).

    We got actual walls for the pool after that instead of fences.

  • ThereforeTheGreen
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:04pm

    SCP-682 Taking a well deserved holiday

  • Armorwing01
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    Good boi

  • JMetropolis_
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 5:33pm

    Step 1: plug in toasterStep 2: throw toaster in poolStep 3: unplug toasterStep 4: profit

  • winslowarizona
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 5:37pm

    It's the new Schlitterbahn Waterpark "swim with gators" ride. WCGW?

  • Ratz_Cheezer
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 5:44pm

    Waiter! What's this gator doing in my soup?

    He's campaigning against Rick Scott.

  • ItzTehPanda
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:04pm

    That is a big alligator/croc...

  • radioactiviti
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:12pm

    Fair enough!

  • itunclegary
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:22pm

    Used to be a frog.,, something in the water.

  • kamasutra971
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:41pm

    What's up with the tail? It looks like a fish or something...

  • alexFriend
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:52pm

    Why would they close the pool for that... wusses

  • guitarnoir
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:18pm

    Why? Did the croc poop in it?

  • ThatFlextapeGuy
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:21pm

    At first, due to aids. Then the stingrays came. Now it's alligators.

  • TyneyTymey
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:42pm

    "Well, what did he say he wanted dear?"

    "He say he want tree fiddy."

    "Right den I knew it was dat damn loch ness monster."

  • unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:44pm

    how do they know that gator has AIDS?

  • LordGeek101
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:48pm

    This is the setup to a joke

  • Criticalma55
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:49pm

    POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO GATOR-AIDS

  • Heartfeltregret
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:57pm

    Let ‘me keep it

  • 1985Rebel
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:58pm

    my pool is closed if a skunk drowns in it

  • billynosense
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:01pm

    Which wants cuddles?

  • joshss22
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    GATOR RESPEC ME!!!

  • IsaaxDX
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    Top Tier reference

  • presumingpete
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:06pm

    Why?

  • riznawbert
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:07pm

    But does it have Aids?

  • SirAttikissmybutt
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:09pm

    His name is AIDS

  • seemtobedead
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:10pm

    Fuckin Florida.

  • NinjaHDD
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:12pm

    Due to aids? Nah.

  • ConsumingClouds
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    What blows my mind is that it went through the screen. The holes are so tiny that bugs can’t get in

  • wersc
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    No gators here in AZ. We did have a bobcat on the top step of our pool. Just chillin' on a 115 degree day. We did have an alligator pool top out once and a bobcat kindly killed it for us overnight.

  • HilarityEnsuez
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    It floats, how heavy could it be?

  • Oyster801
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    First AIDS, then stingrays, then stingrAIDS, now this.

  • buckeyegal923
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:15pm

    Ah...one of the reasons I love living in Ohio is there are no gigantic predators. True...our pool will be closed half the year due to cold weather, but the worst thing I’ll have to figure out how to remove from it is a drowned possum. Drowned possums are gross, but they can’t eat me.

  • ChiefFireivy
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:16pm

    682 has breached Containment again

  • ModernEurope
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:16pm

    get the alligator out of that pool, doesn't he know he can get aids?

  • CrohnsandCannabis
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:18pm
  • ston3d0r30
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:19pm

    I’ve seen that pool cleaner before. You’re not fooling anyone

  • letsplayyatzee
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:22pm

    Shitter's clogged.

  • WalterJessePinkWhite
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:22pm

    She was not laughing

  • LemonyRabbit
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:23pm

    If you've ever been to rainbow river in florida, thats basically how close the Gators can safely get. One time I accidentally ran over one on a boat.

  • blasphem0usx
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:24pm

    imma come at him like another predator, not a prey.

  • MaddogOIF
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:29pm

    But... there's a floaty!

  • The_Monkey_Online
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:30pm

    Pool is now open for hugs.

  • mikeyvengeance
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:00pm

    Ah that's just a lake puppy taking a nice cool dip! You're fine.

    Source: Lifelong Floridian

  • Pierre-Gringoire
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 3:41pm

    Time to shock it

  • RyantheAustralian
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 6:37pm

    Then why is that massive croc still in there?

  • puntaserape
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 6:48pm

    Jump in...he is probably harmless.

COMMENTS

  • ZeusAmmon
    223 points Oct 18,2018, 3:23pm

    This is just how pools come in Florida. What you do with the alligator is up to you.

  • Oddgenetix
    106 points Oct 18,2018, 5:41pm

    When i lived in Florida, we were out in the pool at 3am because our AC had broken. It was July. 103 degrees and max humidity. No wind. The pool had to be 90 degrees. While we were just hating everything about life, we here a very small splash, and a wave came over to our side of the pool. We jumped out immediately because Florida. It was indeed a gator. Then while freaking out and stomping around in the yard, we all got ate the fuck up by fire ants.

    103 degrees. 100% humidity, no wind, a gator in the pool, and fire ants. We moved out of Florida 3 months later.

  • goddeadis
    112 points Oct 18,2018, 3:21pm

    Pool is open! Beautiful water for swimming!

    Signed, croc

  • clarkrd
    87 points Oct 18,2018, 4:20pm

    4chan is really stepping up their game

  • WarCriminalJimbo
    50 points Oct 18,2018, 6:29pm

    I’m getting visions of a black guy in a suit with an Afro.

  • Yearning9
    66 points Oct 18,2018, 5:02pm

    But does he have AIDS?

  • Ascendere
    17 points Oct 18,2018, 3:28pm

    Poor guy probably isn’t liking that chlorine

  • Ivy_Goliath
    11 points Oct 18,2018, 7:25pm

    Pools closed, no, not stingray aids this timeIt's the gatoraids

  • Maouwmbliss
    17 points Oct 18,2018, 7:04pm

    Due to aids?

  • chemicalyouth
    5 points Oct 18,2018, 3:04pm

    Guess he didn't read the "pool closed" sign.

  • KINGCOMEDOWN
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 7:46pm

    POOLS CLOSED DUE TO ALLIGATORS

  • SaltyAuger
    4 points Oct 18,2018, 8:07pm

    Fucking gatoraids

  • NickLeveledUp_
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 6:22pm

    Marco.....

  • teqnor
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 6:53pm

    Did you throw it in the water?!?!

    That’s a tortoise not a alligator. It can’t swim.

  • ItsPatMyDudes
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 3:04pm

    pool's open

  • AlbinoWino11
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 4:37pm

    Welp, see you later!

  • Dr_Bukkakee
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:48pm

    Look at the cool raft dad got us. I get to try it out first.

  • Funkit
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:49pm

    If the water is cold you probably could swim on the other side. Alligators are kind of lazy (as opposed to crocs) and if the water is cold they will be very lethargic since they're cold blooded.

    Depends on how hungry i guess. Alligators don't usually look at humans as food, but you have to watch out with a smaller dog or toddler.

    -Central Florida resident for 6 years

  • ArGJolan
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:58pm

    Didn't know Lacoste started building pools, that's amazing !

  • TGOD-ChriS
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 6:59pm

    Understandable

  • MIKE6792
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:17pm

    Due to gates.

  • Fuckin_Shorsey
    3 points Oct 18,2018, 7:22pm

    Where you from you dont know gator?

  • xagut
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:35pm

    Anybody seen Barb?

  • Veldox
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:49pm

    Due to aids?

  • Bigbysjackingfist
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 7:51pm

    See? At least you don’t live in Florida

  • cryomatik
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    While my family had a house in Florida, we got called often by the people taking care of it while we were up in Canada to tell us a gator got in the gated pool but got taken care of. When we went down there again everything was fine and two days in our vacations I woke up to screams, my aunt finding out a gator was, again, in the pool only after diving in (and promptly getting the fuck out).

    We got actual walls for the pool after that instead of fences.

  • ThereforeTheGreen
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:04pm

    SCP-682 Taking a well deserved holiday

  • Armorwing01
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    Good boi

  • JMetropolis_
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 5:33pm

    Step 1: plug in toasterStep 2: throw toaster in poolStep 3: unplug toasterStep 4: profit

  • winslowarizona
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 5:37pm

    It's the new Schlitterbahn Waterpark "swim with gators" ride. WCGW?

  • Ratz_Cheezer
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 5:44pm

    Waiter! What's this gator doing in my soup?

    He's campaigning against Rick Scott.

  • ItzTehPanda
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:04pm

    That is a big alligator/croc...

  • radioactiviti
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:12pm

    Fair enough!

  • itunclegary
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:22pm

    Used to be a frog.,, something in the water.

  • kamasutra971
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:41pm

    What's up with the tail? It looks like a fish or something...

  • alexFriend
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 6:52pm

    Why would they close the pool for that... wusses

  • guitarnoir
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:18pm

    Why? Did the croc poop in it?

  • ThatFlextapeGuy
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:21pm

    At first, due to aids. Then the stingrays came. Now it's alligators.

  • TyneyTymey
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:42pm

    "Well, what did he say he wanted dear?"

    "He say he want tree fiddy."

    "Right den I knew it was dat damn loch ness monster."

  • unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:44pm

    how do they know that gator has AIDS?

  • LordGeek101
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:48pm

    This is the setup to a joke

  • Criticalma55
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:49pm

    POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO GATOR-AIDS

  • Heartfeltregret
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:57pm

    Let ‘me keep it

  • 1985Rebel
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:58pm

    my pool is closed if a skunk drowns in it

  • billynosense
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:01pm

    Which wants cuddles?

  • joshss22
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    GATOR RESPEC ME!!!

  • IsaaxDX
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:02pm

    Top Tier reference

  • presumingpete
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:06pm

    Why?

  • riznawbert
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:07pm

    But does it have Aids?

  • SirAttikissmybutt
    2 points Oct 18,2018, 8:09pm

    His name is AIDS

  • seemtobedead
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:10pm

    Fuckin Florida.

  • NinjaHDD
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:12pm

    Due to aids? Nah.

  • ConsumingClouds
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    What blows my mind is that it went through the screen. The holes are so tiny that bugs can’t get in

  • wersc
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    No gators here in AZ. We did have a bobcat on the top step of our pool. Just chillin' on a 115 degree day. We did have an alligator pool top out once and a bobcat kindly killed it for us overnight.

  • HilarityEnsuez
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    It floats, how heavy could it be?

  • Oyster801
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:13pm

    First AIDS, then stingrays, then stingrAIDS, now this.

  • buckeyegal923
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:15pm

    Ah...one of the reasons I love living in Ohio is there are no gigantic predators. True...our pool will be closed half the year due to cold weather, but the worst thing I’ll have to figure out how to remove from it is a drowned possum. Drowned possums are gross, but they can’t eat me.

  • ChiefFireivy
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:16pm

    682 has breached Containment again

  • ModernEurope
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:16pm

    get the alligator out of that pool, doesn't he know he can get aids?

  • CrohnsandCannabis
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:18pm
  • ston3d0r30
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:19pm

    I’ve seen that pool cleaner before. You’re not fooling anyone

  • letsplayyatzee
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:22pm

    Shitter's clogged.

  • WalterJessePinkWhite
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:22pm

    She was not laughing

  • LemonyRabbit
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:23pm

    If you've ever been to rainbow river in florida, thats basically how close the Gators can safely get. One time I accidentally ran over one on a boat.

  • blasphem0usx
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:24pm

    imma come at him like another predator, not a prey.

  • MaddogOIF
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:29pm

    But... there's a floaty!

  • The_Monkey_Online
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 8:30pm

    Pool is now open for hugs.

  • mikeyvengeance
    1 points Oct 18,2018, 7:00pm

    Ah that's just a lake puppy taking a nice cool dip! You're fine.

    Source: Lifelong Floridian

  • Pierre-Gringoire
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 3:41pm

    Time to shock it

  • RyantheAustralian
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 6:37pm

    Then why is that massive croc still in there?

  • puntaserape
    0 points Oct 18,2018, 6:48pm

    Jump in...he is probably harmless.

● ● ●

Pig Snoot Sandwich

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • Daymandayman
    25 points Oct 17,2018, 4:05pm

    It’s probably as chewy as eating a garden hose.

  • buttholefold
    16 points Oct 17,2018, 4:27pm

    I saw this on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. The mustard blasted out the nostrils when he bit into it.

  • magnament
    9 points Oct 17,2018, 4:13pm

    Looks like a bad render of texture, also Im sure the texture is bad

  • eeeRADiCAKE
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 4:55pm

    I prefer snout.

  • Necromuffin
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 4:00pm

    This makes my stomach tighten

  • ActualWhiterabbit
    8 points Oct 17,2018, 3:58pm

    Available for $3.69 at Herrera's Tenderloin Grill

  • itunclegary
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 4:07pm

    "But, I cant eat anything that has a face."

  • FragmentaAurea
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 4:40pm

    feels queasy

  • keepon18
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 4:43pm

    Good looking fries tho

  • One_T_Scot
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 5:38pm

    The ol ding ding machmud sammich. A Myposian delicacy!

  • seattleque
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 5:43pm

    Pig is edible snout to tail!

    Haven't eaten nose (though I probably would off a BBQ whole pig), but I have had pig ear.

  • FatQuack
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 6:31pm

    In Russia, sandwhich smell YOU!

  • nandos677
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:09pm

    Excuse me there’s holes in my meat sandwich

  • where_is_jhyde
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:21pm

    Oh wow, that's the first time reddit made me feel nauseous. Nice work OP.

  • GoatTacos
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:34pm

    The snoot looks rubbery and sex toy looking.

  • vangc4
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:07pm

    It's out of scene in Hot Shot Part Duex..

  • hektorius
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    I feel sick just looking at it. Oh man imagine trying to eat that.

  • guard123
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    Why would someone eat a snout whole??

    Why can't they ground that up with a mountain of spices and turn it into burger patties?

  • kittymoma918
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    I've seen WORSE.My grandma was boiling a whole damned cows tounge to make sliced beef tounge sandwiches,a'delicacy'.(Same thing she said about turtle soup,and stewed squirrels.)NO, THANK YOU!The sight of that gross thing rolling around in the bowling water..EWWW!

  • Nandabun
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:44pm

    This kills the Nanda.

  • DickBurns01
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:48pm

    Gross, mustard.

COMMENTS

  • Daymandayman
    25 points Oct 17,2018, 4:05pm

    It’s probably as chewy as eating a garden hose.

  • buttholefold
    16 points Oct 17,2018, 4:27pm

    I saw this on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. The mustard blasted out the nostrils when he bit into it.

  • magnament
    9 points Oct 17,2018, 4:13pm

    Looks like a bad render of texture, also Im sure the texture is bad

  • elitechad255
    6 points Oct 17,2018, 6:04pm
  • eeeRADiCAKE
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 4:55pm

    I prefer snout.

  • Necromuffin
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 4:00pm

    This makes my stomach tighten

  • ActualWhiterabbit
    8 points Oct 17,2018, 3:58pm

    Available for $3.69 at Herrera's Tenderloin Grill

  • itunclegary
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 4:07pm

    "But, I cant eat anything that has a face."

  • FragmentaAurea
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 4:40pm

    feels queasy

  • keepon18
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 4:43pm

    Good looking fries tho

  • One_T_Scot
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 5:38pm

    The ol ding ding machmud sammich. A Myposian delicacy!

  • seattleque
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 5:43pm

    Pig is edible snout to tail!

    Haven't eaten nose (though I probably would off a BBQ whole pig), but I have had pig ear.

  • FatQuack
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 6:31pm

    In Russia, sandwhich smell YOU!

  • nandos677
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:09pm

    Excuse me there’s holes in my meat sandwich

  • where_is_jhyde
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:21pm

    Oh wow, that's the first time reddit made me feel nauseous. Nice work OP.

  • GoatTacos
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:34pm

    The snoot looks rubbery and sex toy looking.

  • vangc4
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:07pm

    It's out of scene in Hot Shot Part Duex..

  • hektorius
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    I feel sick just looking at it. Oh man imagine trying to eat that.

  • guard123
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    Why would someone eat a snout whole??

    Why can't they ground that up with a mountain of spices and turn it into burger patties?

  • kittymoma918
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    I've seen WORSE.My grandma was boiling a whole damned cows tounge to make sliced beef tounge sandwiches,a'delicacy'.(Same thing she said about turtle soup,and stewed squirrels.)NO, THANK YOU!The sight of that gross thing rolling around in the bowling water..EWWW!

  • Nandabun
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:44pm

    This kills the Nanda.

  • DickBurns01
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:48pm

    Gross, mustard.

● ● ●

Snow-plow falls into random hole in parking lot

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • 99slobra
    9 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    Snow plow busts through parking garage floor.

  • TractionJackson
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:53pm

    Swimming pool.

COMMENTS

  • 99slobra
    9 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    Snow plow busts through parking garage floor.

  • TractionJackson
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:53pm

    Swimming pool.

● ● ●

Experienced Robbers

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • wiccan45
    71 points Oct 17,2018, 5:47pm

    that guy died iirc

  • 7pharaohs
    21 points Oct 17,2018, 5:34pm

    And they say there is no honor amongst thieves...he wasnt about to leave a man behind....who could tell on him.

  • PU55Y_ALL_NIGHT
    26 points Oct 17,2018, 5:25pm

    Wow

    That's

    Funny

  • GregGoodenough
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 7:07pm

    Dat's why i prefer "friendly fire off"

  • Cr3dentialz
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 6:01pm

    wasted

  • GARFILD69
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 8:11pm

    I was legit laughing for 5 minutes strait I felt I was gonna die as well

  • ajstorey456
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 8:01pm

    when ur trying to snipe and ur teammate runs in front of u

  • orcajet11
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 6:50pm
  • Chew-Magna
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    \boink**

  • Reyzuken
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:27pm

    Ragdoll'd

  • blackion
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    YOU DIED

  • EpoTheImpaler
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:30pm

    Me when I try to use the AWP in csgo

  • blink0r
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm
  • Zaddy13
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    You can tell as he goes down he has checked out

  • moomaka
    -1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:53pm

    Someone photoshopped the date because this is like 10 years old.

    EDIT: Fuck me I'm wrong...I've lost all faith in humanity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvq-oAKTAXc

  • Defnotkenm
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:09pm

    Favorite murder of '18

  • wompwomp_bitches
    -2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:09pm

    Looks fake

COMMENTS

  • wiccan45
    71 points Oct 17,2018, 5:47pm

    that guy died iirc

  • 7pharaohs
    21 points Oct 17,2018, 5:34pm

    And they say there is no honor amongst thieves...he wasnt about to leave a man behind....who could tell on him.

  • PU55Y_ALL_NIGHT
    26 points Oct 17,2018, 5:25pm

    Wow

    That's

    Funny

  • Delano_o
    13 points Oct 17,2018, 5:25pm

    He just picks him up at the end like... holy fuck. what do I do?

  • GregGoodenough
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 7:07pm

    Dat's why i prefer "friendly fire off"

  • Cr3dentialz
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 6:01pm

    wasted

  • GARFILD69
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 8:11pm

    I was legit laughing for 5 minutes strait I felt I was gonna die as well

  • ajstorey456
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 8:01pm

    when ur trying to snipe and ur teammate runs in front of u

  • orcajet11
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 6:50pm
  • Chew-Magna
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    \boink**

  • Reyzuken
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:27pm

    Ragdoll'd

  • blackion
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    YOU DIED

  • EpoTheImpaler
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:30pm

    Me when I try to use the AWP in csgo

  • blink0r
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm
  • Zaddy13
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    You can tell as he goes down he has checked out

  • moomaka
    -1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:53pm

    Someone photoshopped the date because this is like 10 years old.

    EDIT: Fuck me I'm wrong...I've lost all faith in humanity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvq-oAKTAXc

  • Defnotkenm
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:09pm

    Favorite murder of '18

  • wompwomp_bitches
    -2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:09pm

    Looks fake

● ● ●

Injecting a vodka shot through the cheek

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • dustywb
    564 points Oct 17,2018, 5:41pm

    Just inject it into an artery and save time

  • ConanElMasChingon
    1083 points Oct 17,2018, 5:43pm

    Yeah that's fucken stupid

  • ZD84
    186 points Oct 17,2018, 5:41pm

    Why???

  • cap10wow
    249 points Oct 17,2018, 6:26pm

    This feels like a lame way to get aids

  • JakJakAttacks
    124 points Oct 17,2018, 6:37pm

    Dude is making a face like he's a total badass but I'll bet even his friends think he's an idiot.

  • DudeGuyLDS
    87 points Oct 17,2018, 5:37pm

    He gonna get soo much pussy

  • BiggK316
    18 points Oct 17,2018, 5:39pm

    Hepatitis anyone

  • twitchosx
    8 points Oct 17,2018, 7:07pm

    Thats some fucking Steve-O shit

  • ZombieGenius
    39 points Oct 17,2018, 6:12pm

    I know there is alcohol in that, but still probably not sterile.

  • Lissydarksoul
    20 points Oct 17,2018, 6:46pm

    This is not only stupid but dangerous, the parotid gland, a main salivary gland in the cheek has many nerves that branch out from it that if damaged can cause severe pain, not just this but an infection to this area can lead to hearing loss, eye sight damage, blindness, brain damage/infection, death. Just because an idiot wanted to be a show off.

  • rt79w
    17 points Oct 17,2018, 6:17pm

    Next time just go straight for the liver, the rest of your life will be pointless anyways.

  • angedorable
    10 points Oct 17,2018, 5:38pm

    I had the same reaction as that dude in the black shirt

  • dcred123
    6 points Oct 17,2018, 8:18pm

    No alcohol will touch my lips

  • polywanderer
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 6:36pm

    But.why.

  • factoid_
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm
  • hescrepuscular
    10 points Oct 17,2018, 6:12pm

    Ugh. Vodka.

  • Hint-Of-Feces
    17 points Oct 17,2018, 5:59pm

    They made a new mixed drink called the bloody cheecky

  • arashikage01
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 7:56pm

    Why though?

  • proudpeasant
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    Why tho

  • Moorwen
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    This is just alcoholism with extra steps.

  • Jimboujee
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:05pm

    Might as well give him an IV with Grey goose bottle

  • hatekardashians
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:31pm

    What is wrong with people?!

  • Stranger2Night
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 8:18pm

    Must be incredibly stupid to not realize he already had a perfectly good hole for that vodka.

  • majorchamp
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    I have this weird recommendation. Now...it's fucking weird but please HEAR ME OUT. Trust me on this, I honestly believe this is the best invention since sliced bread, my great great granddaddy once told me.

    Where you injected that vodka...about 2.7" to the right, there is a hole. I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD...BUT....if you inject the vodka int that hole, via say a container..maybe a shot glass....the liquid goes STRAIGHT IN. It's so fucking weird but I swear it works! Just try this one weird trick! I promise it will change your life.

  • -Han-Tyumi-
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 6:00pm

    I hope that hole in your face caused by a staph infection was worth it

  • El_Pinguino_Maldito
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 6:20pm

    Russians be like...

  • HetfieldJ
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:24pm

    Pure unadulterated WTF

  • gamefreac
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:29pm

    would this sterilize the hole?

  • newsdaylaura18
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:37pm

    Why

  • RassM
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:42pm
  • DarkDevildog
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:47pm

    That person in the background had the same reaction as me

  • sir_toil
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:47pm

    Aaaaaaaaand that's how you get Hepatitis.

  • cmitaylor
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:52pm

    Vodka & Hep C- these kids know how to PARTY!

  • KelseyKhaleesi
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:07pm

    Ok but why

  • scrubsnotdrugs
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:15pm

    Please people never do this! There are so many important structures that run through your cheek - saliva duct, nerves controlling your face, arteries, muscle, fat... and if you hurt yourself, go to the hospital

  • tinablina
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:19pm

    😱 and I thought it couldn’t get dumber than soaking a tampon in vodka.

  • giveer
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:20pm

    In a lot of ways, I don't miss college.
    I certainly don't miss this shit.

  • 2HeadedTasmanianBoy
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    Was he so drunk he didnt feel it?

  • dsquard
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    The things people do for attention...

  • jboitx
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    That looked like a needle for a basketball pump.

  • robjwrd
    8 points Oct 17,2018, 5:42pm

    This actually isn’t that hard. Used to have cheek piercings and can do this if I wanted to through the scar.

    But I’m not this stupid.

  • titanrover
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 6:11pm

    Drinking vodka on hard mode

  • Jwerp
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:28pm

    Damn, a lot of people shitting on this dude... assuming they used a clean needle, it’s not that crazy.

  • idubbzluvr
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:10pm

    Looks like something Steve-O would do on jackass back in the day

  • seattleque
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:13pm

    If only they made some kind of container specifically designed to transport a shot vodka from the bottle to your mouth, without going through the cheek.

    What a fucktard.

  • swirlycarnival
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:26pm

    Thats Russia for you

  • Lectric_Eye
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:26pm

    But fkn whyyyy?

  • commonman1234
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:29pm

    That clearly isn't his first shot of the night.

  • NorKal
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:30pm

    Sometimes you read the title of a post and you know you don't actually have to open it to know that there is no way it's worth it.

  • svenmullet
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:40pm

    I have a feeling this is in Florida.

  • CaptDrTrav
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:41pm

    I'll tell ya, r/WTF has lost it's way over the years but this one brings me back

  • Hammer_of_Light
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:42pm

    I think that arrogant head twist at the end was the worst part...

  • as1126
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:44pm

    Chad gonna chad.

  • Pirix
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:47pm

    Cant wait to see him eat hot wings.

  • Bunch_of_Shit
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:49pm

    What if instead of his cheek his mate was like, "lol get pranked" and stuck it in his jugular

  • TheOneInchPunisher
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:52pm

    That's pretty frat

  • peedubb
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 7:57pm
  • Nezaku
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:01pm

    Yep, just stick it in at Mach 3.

  • Lockunsecure
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:05pm

    And the US is disturbed by marijuana legalization.

  • VomitTheSoul44
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:05pm

    That guy looks like he could be Frank Mir's kid.

  • ZachThaRippa
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:07pm

    Wow Mark McGrath’s career has gone downhill...

  • hedronist
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:10pm

    Weirdly enough, I did something like this when I was about 17. It didn't involve vodka or a giant syringe, but I did stick a (sterilized) hat pin through my cheek. Turns out there are relatively few nerves in there and, if you don't hit something important (like a saliva gland), it's just not that painful.

    But like I said, I was 17 at the time so ... ????

  • maxwellhousecat
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:13pm

    What a Chad

  • gesus47
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:15pm

    That’s a pretty big gauge too. Looks like a 16.

  • CoolDudeMann
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    why?

  • Cocomojoe16
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    The worse part is you know they're sticking that needle in several people claiming "the alcohol will sterilize it"

  • ThaleaTiny
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    Darn kids.

  • noisyturtle
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    You can always rely on bro'd out drunk white people to make yourself feel better about your own life choices.

  • stg12131
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    Ahahahhahhahahhhhjdofncckdkkejwi i

  • rizzie_
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    This guy looks like handsome Shrek

  • ZoreTW
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:25pm

    If that isn't the definition of party idk what is

  • Flemini
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:25pm

    Is it just me or is anyone else getting a Stifler vibe off this guy?

  • orangekirby
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    There was another hole just an inch away why??

  • fearthesolenya
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    Merica

  • RatherPleasent
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    What a complete Chad, dude really looked at the camera like he just did something bad ass.

  • DarthD3w3y
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    I bet his parents are extremely proud.

  • aerbourne
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    What a loser. He probably thinks he's manly too

  • AnomalyDefected
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    There's got to be a better way.

  • Myoung3199
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:29pm

    This guy needs to save some poon for the rest of us...

  • the_fathead44
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:30pm

    When did Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo switch to cheek injections?

  • frinkhutz
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:31pm

    If only there were a hole in his face to ingest food and liquid he wouldn't have to do this

  • Beer-Wall
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:31pm

    Aaand that's how you get sepsis.

  • mu3mpire
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:32pm

    Is that Jason Street ?

  • rocketgum
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    W H Y

  • ShenandoahValley
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    Fuck. I really hate our species sometimes.

  • NASDANQ_Trader
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    Pledge

  • T-REX_BONER
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    The fuck's the point?

  • rismae
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm
  • thomas22088
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm
  • YummyOvary
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    My boy, Bart back in his younger days

  • McCool303
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    Preparing for his seat on the Supreme Court I see.

  • Venom36
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    Incase you were wondering...yes he was

  • SuperCoolAwesome
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm
  • demon_ix
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    If only there was some opening into the mouth cavity nearby.

  • tylerdurden801
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    IF ONLY THERE WERE A SIMPLER WAY!

  • DrJackLumber
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:35pm

    A night out with the med students

  • carlor7
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:35pm

    Remind me not to party with med students.

  • Rypat
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:35pm

    This is just just fucking pointless and stupid.

  • BoomMcnasty
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:36pm

    I accidently splashed some whiskey in my eye during the Gasperilla parade once. Stung like hell fire and... I don't remember too much after that.

  • michael5029
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:37pm

    Future supreme court justice right here

  • Malvicus
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:37pm

    There’s a perfectly fine hole mere inches from the injection site. The man jams his finger right through it!

  • v1smund
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:37pm

    Wow. You’re so fuckin cool!

  • carebecousin1977
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    Why not just shove a alcohol soaked tampon up your ass???

  • km_44
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    Ya think he listed this talent on his resume ?

  • lajackson
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    “Didn’t hurt.”

  • Chokezilla
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    Don’t worry the vodka sanitizes the injection site and gets you drunk.

  • jafishak011
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:39pm

    Brett kav!

  • Rocky87109
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    Oh what a badass.

  • 7hunderous
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    Yeah, but like, why?

  • Hanzilol
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    He injects a whiskey drink, he injects a lager drink...

  • camrylong
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    When you tell people at the church that alcohol will never touch your lips.

  • its-called-unagi
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    His nod at the end though, oblivious to everyone’s reaction..

  • Oogismitt
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    Hepatitis party

  • ezisdabomb
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    That's fucking dumb

  • 2andrea
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    I've already got a huge hole in my cheeks.

  • Burnrate
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    No thanks.

  • PenguinPoker
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    College

  • tomalator
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    Sounds like a good way to get aids

  • the_dave_ninja
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    Well how about that. My new least favorite video on the internet

  • GuybrushThreepweird
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    Why???

  • Comfy_Ballz
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:44pm

    But why???

  • DRAK720
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:45pm

    He probably already had hepatitis so... What is wrong with people?

  • I_lurk_at_wurk
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:27pm

    Future Supreme Court Justice.

  • Yourcommon
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 6:06pm

    Hot

  • krzakowiec
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 6:35pm

    Stupidy is still popular thing.

  • ifyoudontlikeitfucko
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:53pm

    Pussy! Shoot it like an IV. Back in my navy days I had a buddy Tim that had a freaky girlfriend, one afternoon on a weekend she gave him a full grain alcohol enema. He passed out almost immediately from the rectal lining absorbing a lot of 190 proof alcohol directly into the blood stream, anyway...when he woke up the next day, she had shaved every bit of hair on his body except what was on the top of his head.

  • Evil_Bananas
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:04pm

    That's the epitome of some white people shit...

  • xXTheCitrusReaperXx
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    This is NSFW. I definitely yelled what the fuck like three times to myself though

  • dougola
    -2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:22pm

    The lost videos of Brett Kavanaugh during his college years

  • thingsiveputitin
    -13 points Oct 17,2018, 5:58pm

    Shit white people do.

  • GoGoGadge7
    -1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:36pm

    Do you want aids? Cause this is how you get aids.

  • theron14
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    For a small 50 if drunk fuck why not pussy

  • Panamajack1001
    -8 points Oct 17,2018, 7:00pm

    This is why trump is president..stupid stupid people are multiplying

  • murbike
    -11 points Oct 17,2018, 5:49pm

    Proud boys showing how tough they are?

  • fizdup
    -5 points Oct 17,2018, 7:15pm

    Ahhh... I remember being at University. No, actually, I don't remember much about University because of all the alcohol. This looks like fun.

COMMENTS

  • dustywb
    564 points Oct 17,2018, 5:41pm

    Just inject it into an artery and save time

  • ConanElMasChingon
    1083 points Oct 17,2018, 5:43pm

    Yeah that's fucken stupid

  • ZD84
    186 points Oct 17,2018, 5:41pm

    Why???

  • Sasston0
    473 points Oct 17,2018, 5:59pm

    If only we had some kind of opening we could use put food and drink into, some kind of mouth perhaps?

  • cap10wow
    249 points Oct 17,2018, 6:26pm

    This feels like a lame way to get aids

  • JakJakAttacks
    124 points Oct 17,2018, 6:37pm

    Dude is making a face like he's a total badass but I'll bet even his friends think he's an idiot.

  • DudeGuyLDS
    87 points Oct 17,2018, 5:37pm

    He gonna get soo much pussy

  • BiggK316
    18 points Oct 17,2018, 5:39pm

    Hepatitis anyone

  • twitchosx
    8 points Oct 17,2018, 7:07pm

    Thats some fucking Steve-O shit

  • ZombieGenius
    39 points Oct 17,2018, 6:12pm

    I know there is alcohol in that, but still probably not sterile.

  • Lissydarksoul
    20 points Oct 17,2018, 6:46pm

    This is not only stupid but dangerous, the parotid gland, a main salivary gland in the cheek has many nerves that branch out from it that if damaged can cause severe pain, not just this but an infection to this area can lead to hearing loss, eye sight damage, blindness, brain damage/infection, death. Just because an idiot wanted to be a show off.

  • rt79w
    17 points Oct 17,2018, 6:17pm

    Next time just go straight for the liver, the rest of your life will be pointless anyways.

  • angedorable
    10 points Oct 17,2018, 5:38pm

    I had the same reaction as that dude in the black shirt

  • dcred123
    6 points Oct 17,2018, 8:18pm

    No alcohol will touch my lips

  • polywanderer
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 6:36pm

    But.why.

  • factoid_
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm
  • hescrepuscular
    10 points Oct 17,2018, 6:12pm

    Ugh. Vodka.

  • Hint-Of-Feces
    17 points Oct 17,2018, 5:59pm

    They made a new mixed drink called the bloody cheecky

  • arashikage01
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 7:56pm

    Why though?

  • proudpeasant
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    Why tho

  • Moorwen
    4 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    This is just alcoholism with extra steps.

  • Jimboujee
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:05pm

    Might as well give him an IV with Grey goose bottle

  • hatekardashians
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 7:31pm

    What is wrong with people?!

  • Stranger2Night
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 8:18pm

    Must be incredibly stupid to not realize he already had a perfectly good hole for that vodka.

  • majorchamp
    3 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    I have this weird recommendation. Now...it's fucking weird but please HEAR ME OUT. Trust me on this, I honestly believe this is the best invention since sliced bread, my great great granddaddy once told me.

    Where you injected that vodka...about 2.7" to the right, there is a hole. I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD...BUT....if you inject the vodka int that hole, via say a container..maybe a shot glass....the liquid goes STRAIGHT IN. It's so fucking weird but I swear it works! Just try this one weird trick! I promise it will change your life.

  • -Han-Tyumi-
    5 points Oct 17,2018, 6:00pm

    I hope that hole in your face caused by a staph infection was worth it

  • El_Pinguino_Maldito
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 6:20pm

    Russians be like...

  • HetfieldJ
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:24pm

    Pure unadulterated WTF

  • gamefreac
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:29pm

    would this sterilize the hole?

  • newsdaylaura18
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:37pm

    Why

  • RassM
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:42pm
  • DarkDevildog
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:47pm

    That person in the background had the same reaction as me

  • sir_toil
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:47pm

    Aaaaaaaaand that's how you get Hepatitis.

  • cmitaylor
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:52pm

    Vodka & Hep C- these kids know how to PARTY!

  • KelseyKhaleesi
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:07pm

    Ok but why

  • scrubsnotdrugs
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:15pm

    Please people never do this! There are so many important structures that run through your cheek - saliva duct, nerves controlling your face, arteries, muscle, fat... and if you hurt yourself, go to the hospital

  • tinablina
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:19pm

    😱 and I thought it couldn’t get dumber than soaking a tampon in vodka.

  • giveer
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:20pm

    In a lot of ways, I don't miss college.
    I certainly don't miss this shit.

  • 2HeadedTasmanianBoy
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    Was he so drunk he didnt feel it?

  • dsquard
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    The things people do for attention...

  • jboitx
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    That looked like a needle for a basketball pump.

  • robjwrd
    8 points Oct 17,2018, 5:42pm

    This actually isn’t that hard. Used to have cheek piercings and can do this if I wanted to through the scar.

    But I’m not this stupid.

  • titanrover
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 6:11pm

    Drinking vodka on hard mode

  • Jwerp
    2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:28pm

    Damn, a lot of people shitting on this dude... assuming they used a clean needle, it’s not that crazy.

  • idubbzluvr
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:10pm

    Looks like something Steve-O would do on jackass back in the day

  • seattleque
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:13pm

    If only they made some kind of container specifically designed to transport a shot vodka from the bottle to your mouth, without going through the cheek.

    What a fucktard.

  • swirlycarnival
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:26pm

    Thats Russia for you

  • Lectric_Eye
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:26pm

    But fkn whyyyy?

  • commonman1234
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:29pm

    That clearly isn't his first shot of the night.

  • NorKal
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:30pm

    Sometimes you read the title of a post and you know you don't actually have to open it to know that there is no way it's worth it.

  • svenmullet
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:40pm

    I have a feeling this is in Florida.

  • CaptDrTrav
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:41pm

    I'll tell ya, r/WTF has lost it's way over the years but this one brings me back

  • Hammer_of_Light
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:42pm

    I think that arrogant head twist at the end was the worst part...

  • as1126
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:44pm

    Chad gonna chad.

  • Pirix
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:47pm

    Cant wait to see him eat hot wings.

  • Bunch_of_Shit
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:49pm

    What if instead of his cheek his mate was like, "lol get pranked" and stuck it in his jugular

  • TheOneInchPunisher
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:52pm

    That's pretty frat

  • peedubb
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 7:57pm
  • Nezaku
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:01pm

    Yep, just stick it in at Mach 3.

  • Lockunsecure
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:05pm

    And the US is disturbed by marijuana legalization.

  • VomitTheSoul44
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:05pm

    That guy looks like he could be Frank Mir's kid.

  • ZachThaRippa
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:07pm

    Wow Mark McGrath’s career has gone downhill...

  • hedronist
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:10pm

    Weirdly enough, I did something like this when I was about 17. It didn't involve vodka or a giant syringe, but I did stick a (sterilized) hat pin through my cheek. Turns out there are relatively few nerves in there and, if you don't hit something important (like a saliva gland), it's just not that painful.

    But like I said, I was 17 at the time so ... ????

  • maxwellhousecat
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:13pm

    What a Chad

  • gesus47
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:15pm

    That’s a pretty big gauge too. Looks like a 16.

  • CoolDudeMann
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    why?

  • Cocomojoe16
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:16pm

    The worse part is you know they're sticking that needle in several people claiming "the alcohol will sterilize it"

  • ThaleaTiny
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    Darn kids.

  • noisyturtle
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    You can always rely on bro'd out drunk white people to make yourself feel better about your own life choices.

  • stg12131
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:17pm

    Ahahahhahhahahhhhjdofncckdkkejwi i

  • rizzie_
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    This guy looks like handsome Shrek

  • ZoreTW
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:25pm

    If that isn't the definition of party idk what is

  • Flemini
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:25pm

    Is it just me or is anyone else getting a Stifler vibe off this guy?

  • orangekirby
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    There was another hole just an inch away why??

  • fearthesolenya
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    Merica

  • RatherPleasent
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    What a complete Chad, dude really looked at the camera like he just did something bad ass.

  • DarthD3w3y
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    I bet his parents are extremely proud.

  • aerbourne
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    What a loser. He probably thinks he's manly too

  • AnomalyDefected
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:28pm

    There's got to be a better way.

  • Myoung3199
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:29pm

    This guy needs to save some poon for the rest of us...

  • the_fathead44
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:30pm

    When did Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo switch to cheek injections?

  • frinkhutz
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:31pm

    If only there were a hole in his face to ingest food and liquid he wouldn't have to do this

  • Beer-Wall
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:31pm

    Aaand that's how you get sepsis.

  • mu3mpire
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:32pm

    Is that Jason Street ?

  • rocketgum
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    W H Y

  • ShenandoahValley
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    Fuck. I really hate our species sometimes.

  • NASDANQ_Trader
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    Pledge

  • T-REX_BONER
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    The fuck's the point?

  • rismae
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm
  • thomas22088
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm
  • YummyOvary
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:33pm

    My boy, Bart back in his younger days

  • McCool303
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    Preparing for his seat on the Supreme Court I see.

  • Venom36
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    Incase you were wondering...yes he was

  • SuperCoolAwesome
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm
  • demon_ix
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    If only there was some opening into the mouth cavity nearby.

  • tylerdurden801
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:34pm

    IF ONLY THERE WERE A SIMPLER WAY!

  • DrJackLumber
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:35pm

    A night out with the med students

  • carlor7
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:35pm

    Remind me not to party with med students.

  • Rypat
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:35pm

    This is just just fucking pointless and stupid.

  • BoomMcnasty
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:36pm

    I accidently splashed some whiskey in my eye during the Gasperilla parade once. Stung like hell fire and... I don't remember too much after that.

  • michael5029
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:37pm

    Future supreme court justice right here

  • Malvicus
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:37pm

    There’s a perfectly fine hole mere inches from the injection site. The man jams his finger right through it!

  • v1smund
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:37pm

    Wow. You’re so fuckin cool!

  • carebecousin1977
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    Why not just shove a alcohol soaked tampon up your ass???

  • km_44
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    Ya think he listed this talent on his resume ?

  • lajackson
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    “Didn’t hurt.”

  • Chokezilla
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:38pm

    Don’t worry the vodka sanitizes the injection site and gets you drunk.

  • jafishak011
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:39pm

    Brett kav!

  • Rocky87109
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    Oh what a badass.

  • 7hunderous
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    Yeah, but like, why?

  • Hanzilol
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    He injects a whiskey drink, he injects a lager drink...

  • camrylong
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    When you tell people at the church that alcohol will never touch your lips.

  • its-called-unagi
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:41pm

    His nod at the end though, oblivious to everyone’s reaction..

  • Oogismitt
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    Hepatitis party

  • ezisdabomb
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:42pm

    That's fucking dumb

  • 2andrea
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    I've already got a huge hole in my cheeks.

  • Burnrate
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    No thanks.

  • PenguinPoker
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    College

  • tomalator
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    Sounds like a good way to get aids

  • the_dave_ninja
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    Well how about that. My new least favorite video on the internet

  • GuybrushThreepweird
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:43pm

    Why???

  • Comfy_Ballz
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:44pm

    But why???

  • DRAK720
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:45pm

    He probably already had hepatitis so... What is wrong with people?

  • I_lurk_at_wurk
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:27pm

    Future Supreme Court Justice.

  • Yourcommon
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 6:06pm

    Hot

  • krzakowiec
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 6:35pm

    Stupidy is still popular thing.

  • ifyoudontlikeitfucko
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:53pm

    Pussy! Shoot it like an IV. Back in my navy days I had a buddy Tim that had a freaky girlfriend, one afternoon on a weekend she gave him a full grain alcohol enema. He passed out almost immediately from the rectal lining absorbing a lot of 190 proof alcohol directly into the blood stream, anyway...when he woke up the next day, she had shaved every bit of hair on his body except what was on the top of his head.

  • Evil_Bananas
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:04pm

    That's the epitome of some white people shit...

  • xXTheCitrusReaperXx
    1 points Oct 17,2018, 8:24pm

    This is NSFW. I definitely yelled what the fuck like three times to myself though

  • dougola
    -2 points Oct 17,2018, 7:22pm

    The lost videos of Brett Kavanaugh during his college years

  • thingsiveputitin
    -13 points Oct 17,2018, 5:58pm

    Shit white people do.

  • GoGoGadge7
    -1 points Oct 17,2018, 7:36pm

    Do you want aids? Cause this is how you get aids.

  • theron14
    0 points Oct 17,2018, 8:26pm

    For a small 50 if drunk fuck why not pussy

  • Panamajack1001
    -8 points Oct 17,2018, 7:00pm

    This is why trump is president..stupid stupid people are multiplying

  • murbike
    -11 points Oct 17,2018, 5:49pm

    Proud boys showing how tough they are?

  • fizdup
    -5 points Oct 17,2018, 7:15pm

    Ahhh... I remember being at University. No, actually, I don't remember much about University because of all the alcohol. This looks like fun.

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My cousin's son packaged up a dead dove and snuck it into her fridge's crisper drawer

WTF?!

COMMENTS

  • TheDrexl
    101 points Oct 15,2018, 10:29pm

    Well I don't know what I expected.

  • captcha_trampstamp
    80 points Oct 15,2018, 10:30pm

    Dead dove do not eat

  • PM_ME_FOR_BITCOIN
    56 points Oct 15,2018, 10:22pm

    What's your return policy?

  • indybang
    22 points Oct 15,2018, 11:51pm

    OP, your cousin's son is Gob

  • DrSeussFreak
    32 points Oct 15,2018, 10:23pm

    Early signs point to him eating his parents in the future.

  • Cho_Assmilk
    11 points Oct 15,2018, 10:25pm

    I hope he properly dressed it or it's gonna spoil

  • -Nagini-
    7 points Oct 15,2018, 10:36pm

    It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose!!

  • TheAsianJames
    7 points Oct 16,2018, 2:16am

    This is how Hereditary starts, bye OP.

  • GarageDrama
    12 points Oct 15,2018, 10:46pm

    I don't know about you, but I'm the type of guy who never, ever eats anything from that particular refrigerator again.

  • Historiaaa
    7 points Oct 15,2018, 10:47pm

    I don't know what I expected

  • Lupa92
    14 points Oct 15,2018, 11:03pm

    Your cousin’s son may be a psychopath.

  • Statharas
    3 points Oct 16,2018, 5:31am

    Your nephew might be a cat, just saying

  • LaDonna80
    5 points Oct 15,2018, 11:21pm

    How old is he? Did she ask him why’d he do that?

  • Matt23488
    2 points Oct 15,2018, 11:57pm

    From whence you came!

  • weddingboots
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 12:56am

    [insert Hereditary joke here]

  • tino768
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 2:35am

    My aunt used to have a parakeet, when it died she wrapped it up and kept it in the freezer for the longest time. Needless to say it made 10-year old me way too scared to open the freezer.

  • summbitch
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 2:48am

    I had to keep a naturally dead hummingbird in a bag in a box the freezer at work for awhile. No one knew. At least box it up, kids.

    Oh and I housesat for a circus performer who kept two dead pet cats in her freezer so she could have them taxidermied or some shit in a few months.

  • pauljohn408
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 4:00am

    You didnt eat that did you? Cause he only has a few days to return it

  • Nipplemantid
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 6:19am

    HE BELONGS WITH US HERE, BRING US THE CHILD!!

  • tomwitham
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 10:52am

    I clicked on this ONLY for the Arrested Development comments.

  • mycatiswatchingyou
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 1:12pm

    Is your cousin's son's name Gob?

  • PixelateVision
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 12:13am

    Spoilers for Hereditary 2

  • jackula75
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 2:34am

    Very Dahmeresque.

  • sarkomoth
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 9:53am

    To his credit, over the next week it probably did get a lot crisper.

  • orcajet11
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 5:49pm

    Dove (bar)

  • 103Lawrencium
    1 points Oct 15,2018, 10:37pm

    Now you have to throw everything in that fridge out.

  • yami_ryushi
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 2:41am

    Yeah, kill it with fire. The kid's clearly a psychopath.

  • Darkendream
    -2 points Oct 15,2018, 11:30pm

    Anybody else what one there a dime a dove-zen

COMMENTS

  • TheDrexl
    101 points Oct 15,2018, 10:29pm

    Well I don't know what I expected.

  • captcha_trampstamp
    80 points Oct 15,2018, 10:30pm

    Dead dove do not eat

  • PM_ME_FOR_BITCOIN
    56 points Oct 15,2018, 10:22pm

    What's your return policy?

  • Mickelodeon13
    23 points Oct 15,2018, 10:39pm

    I’ve made a huge mistake.

  • indybang
    22 points Oct 15,2018, 11:51pm

    OP, your cousin's son is Gob

  • DrSeussFreak
    32 points Oct 15,2018, 10:23pm

    Early signs point to him eating his parents in the future.

  • Cho_Assmilk
    11 points Oct 15,2018, 10:25pm

    I hope he properly dressed it or it's gonna spoil

  • -Nagini-
    7 points Oct 15,2018, 10:36pm

    It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose!!

  • TheAsianJames
    7 points Oct 16,2018, 2:16am

    This is how Hereditary starts, bye OP.

  • GarageDrama
    12 points Oct 15,2018, 10:46pm

    I don't know about you, but I'm the type of guy who never, ever eats anything from that particular refrigerator again.

  • Historiaaa
    7 points Oct 15,2018, 10:47pm

    I don't know what I expected

  • Lupa92
    14 points Oct 15,2018, 11:03pm

    Your cousin’s son may be a psychopath.

  • Statharas
    3 points Oct 16,2018, 5:31am

    Your nephew might be a cat, just saying

  • LaDonna80
    5 points Oct 15,2018, 11:21pm

    How old is he? Did she ask him why’d he do that?

  • Matt23488
    2 points Oct 15,2018, 11:57pm

    From whence you came!

  • weddingboots
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 12:56am

    [insert Hereditary joke here]

  • tino768
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 2:35am

    My aunt used to have a parakeet, when it died she wrapped it up and kept it in the freezer for the longest time. Needless to say it made 10-year old me way too scared to open the freezer.

  • summbitch
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 2:48am

    I had to keep a naturally dead hummingbird in a bag in a box the freezer at work for awhile. No one knew. At least box it up, kids.

    Oh and I housesat for a circus performer who kept two dead pet cats in her freezer so she could have them taxidermied or some shit in a few months.

  • pauljohn408
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 4:00am

    You didnt eat that did you? Cause he only has a few days to return it

  • Nipplemantid
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 6:19am

    HE BELONGS WITH US HERE, BRING US THE CHILD!!

  • tomwitham
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 10:52am

    I clicked on this ONLY for the Arrested Development comments.

  • mycatiswatchingyou
    2 points Oct 16,2018, 1:12pm

    Is your cousin's son's name Gob?

  • PixelateVision
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 12:13am

    Spoilers for Hereditary 2

  • jackula75
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 2:34am

    Very Dahmeresque.

  • sarkomoth
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 9:53am

    To his credit, over the next week it probably did get a lot crisper.

  • orcajet11
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 5:49pm

    Dove (bar)

  • 103Lawrencium
    1 points Oct 15,2018, 10:37pm

    Now you have to throw everything in that fridge out.

  • yami_ryushi
    1 points Oct 16,2018, 2:41am

    Yeah, kill it with fire. The kid's clearly a psychopath.

  • Darkendream
    -2 points Oct 15,2018, 11:30pm

    Anybody else what one there a dime a dove-zen