If it fits, I shits... almost.
Ughh..disgusting. not a single piece of toilet paper.
Looks like somebody had Dairy Queen
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maybe someone just spilled their goodberry's?
When does the potato sprout?
Would not have thought to do that.
50 years later and Jim is still pranking dwight
I see Jim is still pranking dwight even in old age.
Honestly thought it was tentacles in the jello before I read the title
In Russia, cake bite you!
It's that kind of wtf that I would have as a conversation piece in my house.
The world's least appetizing jello mold.
I find this deeply disturbing.
I mean it's neat, yeah, but try not to be too critical of it.
That's kind of a toothy subject.
Not the first time I've seen this done
That would be great for Halloween
Now that’s a dessert you can sink your teeth into!
And I thought Barq’s had bite!
In soviet Russia jello always have room for you.
Heard that person has a sweet tooth.
The only thing that is disturbing about this is the expiration date. One might be encouraged to get dead before the sale is over. Some folks can't pass up a bargain.
What .... what qualifies as INdirect cremation ...
You'll have to take this coupon from my cold dead hands
And a drive-through..
That's expensive. New Haven crematorium will do it for $390.
Mother in law passed away last month. The family didn't listen to me...they went with the $5000 cremation with service.
It our most...modestly priced receptacle.
Good to know. Not really dying to use it right now but maybe they cycle promotions...
The most expensive car you will ever buy is the cheap BMW
That can happen real fast too
I've waited for so long to tell this story.
So I'm high school, my friends played a prank where they filled an old Volvo cabriolet with balloons. Mind you, these was no helium used in blowing them up. So when our friend found, his car we all had a little laugh. He then proceeds to pop all the balloons in his car. Afterwards he goes on a trip over summer. upon his return the entirety of the car was filled with fungus. Stalagmites made of fungus. Fungus steering wheel. Fungus visor. The car was a giant fungus.
It was never the same after that.
That's how people know you're a fun guy
Number 35. BMW Chair Fungus
All I see is reflections
A little armor-all will fix that right up.
Wow I had this model and it had terrible seals and would leak water through the doors into the floorboard. I had leather seats or this would have probably happened. Drove great but the little shit that would break on that car could drive you insane.
That car has passed its expiration date.
That's an E39
This happened to my buddies e36 M3 with Modena leather interior. He stored it in his mom's garage for a few months and came back to it looking 100x worse than this. You couldn't tell what color the seats were it was so bad.
Well, that's considered totaled.
Who urinated in my BMW again!
Tryna get sick? That's how ya get sick.
Car with water intrusion/flooding will do this once the water is drained out. Everything stays wet and mold takes off.
It's superior German fungus, much better than American fungus.
(ad) "Ran when parked. Interior needs a little cleaning. Tires were one month old when parked. All it needs is fresh gas, a new battery and new owner."
Bet the driver is great at parties. He seems like a fungi.
It's the new option when you buy a new BMW, only cost 1000 $ extra for exclusive fungus seats
That's something for r/SadCringe
Grindr is much cheaper.
For when you're really intent on living with no women around... Ever.
The realization that life is really about love and a loving community. I give him props for trying.
Sounds like thia guy is trying to fulfil a sexual fantasy
A lonely man who has to stay in the closet for many reasons. I think this is more sad than WTF
Can we get a feelsbadman in the chat.
the guy seems to have a incest fetish
I read this as being written by the Doctors mom. Feels about as close as she is willing to get to accepting her gay son, for now.
More sad than wtf
Ad for gay partner
They probably just want someone to molest on a frequent basis.
That's a kink.
I was already one doctor's son, I am willing to convert to Islam to get more money.
Basically he wants two young people to boss around?
Only wants to live with other Muslims, is that racist too?
This is why I try to avoid parking near massive building fires.
Or regular summer day in Arizona.
How hot is it going to be today?Scorchio!
Wonder how far away from the building they were parked? Didn’t realize cars melted.
I was gonna say Phoenix, but sure. close enough.
What a world! What a world!
🎵I don't want to set the world on fire🎵
Spoiler alert: Someone's spoiler got spoiled.
This just in: Fire has radiant heat. More at 11.
Should have brought marshmallows.
Ark of the covenant
Man, idk, Id burn for a two tone silver/gold paint job now.
r/mildlyinteresting would fit this better
That would suuuuuck. I wonder how insurance would handle that? I also wonder if that kind of heat could damage the steel in the body of the car?
Have your clothes stained by dripping oil.
You die. That’s the worst.
Wanna get fucked up, cause that's how you get fucked up.
When the hydraulics fail
Forgot wedding anniversary?
“Great Chris, you got my shirt wet.”
He fixes the cable?
Well, he's chalked the front wheels, so it's not gonna roll anywhere, and that forklift routinely holds weight equal or more than the probably ~30% of that semi that the rear end accounts for, so...
I guess as long as the chain doesn't snap and the parking break on the lift doesn't fail, honestly, he should be fine.
snapped chain to snapped spine to snapped shot
The police come to tell you your wife was just hit by a truck. No, wait...you said the worse thing....
We move trucks with a fork lift like that all the time. Don't lift them that high and not paid enough to get under it like that.
Nothing's the worst. All are anticipating something. If nothing happened, it'd all be a total waste.
The worst? Is when you have a diarrhea and you controlled it for too long and it leaked but not it stinks. Now you have to go through public transport and you still stink with that mark on your pants which you cant see. Thats worst
I'm so surprised that forklift is heavy enough to hold it up.
Gotta love the circlejerk on twitter about this. Some dude shows up with a 10 deaths over 4 years chart and he forgets to show any numbers on regular cars. Tesla did it! WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END.
afaik, that amount of deaths is completely insignificant in comparison to the daily deaths by other cars.
I'd put money down betting this guy replaces this vehicle with another just like it. Why? Because he knows and recognizes that this fluke means almost nothing compared to the overall safety and quality of the vehicle.
this looks somewhat more survivable than flaming petrol pouring out.
Is that the lithium battery catching on fire?
Well I guess we can't take Tesla's on the plane anymore
I guess it's cool to hate on Tesla?
But why? Any person with a sliver of intelligence can see that Tesla is making the automotive world a better place. I don't get why people love to hate them so much.
Sweet ass flame thrower upgrade.
Saw that old video of one and have been waiting for a production car to finally offer one.
The next James Bond car.
The new 'Spitfire' option - everyone is going to want one.
All you’ve done is proved what Musk is saying. No car is rated safer. And the X is the safest rated, period.
Source on Twitter
Go go Musk powers ACTIVATE. Flame on!
Literally "burning rubber"
Any eventuality will happen. Still far fewer electric cars causing deaths than petroleum vehicles. A handful will get a Tesla vehicle and put it through the ringer, damaging their vehicle instead of giving it the care they'd give any other vehicle.
Don't kill it or an even bigger one may show up!
Spiders are so metal.
Did it move? I’m eating it.
Is it it my size or smaller? I’m eating it.
Is it a little bigger than me? I’m eating it.
always a bigger fish young padawan
You should move
Don't kill spiders. They eat a lot of creatures that are harmful/annoying to humans.
Burn the whole house down and start over... F*** that!!
Some things you can't unsee
Just before this, a tiny spider voice asked: "...... You gonna eat that?"
That's karma poetry
Soon a third one,and so on.....nice knowing you.
Did the bigger one at least thank you for providing it with a meal?
Leave those poor babies alone
Why the fuck did I look at that? The image is EXACTLY as described and I HATE spiders. And now I'm not hungry anymore and I just finished cooking my dinner. FUCK SPIDERS! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Waste not want not I guess.
There's always a bigger fish -Qui Gon Jinn
Well...Waste not want not ^^
Where do you live because I'm NOT visiting...
How do you feel knowing that an even larger spider was above you watching from the veranda roof while you were taking that picture?
You just killed a spider that was trying to save you from other spiders.
I’d do the same thing though honestly.
SPIDERS ARE BROS STOP KILLING THEM
There's always a bigger spider
This is why all that "if you're seeing spiders in your home, they're eating other bugs, so leave them alone" crap is bullshit. Spiders eat other spiders as much as anything else, and they're also one of the bugs I least want to see in my home to begin with, because they're goddamn spiders.
As the spider is eating thanks friend my debt to you is another day to live
Sounds like you need to move. Fast.
Damn nature! You scary!
Hey man, you gonna eat that? No? Great! Thanks!
Well stop starving the spiders around there you monster.
Welp, it's time to burn your lawn down OP.
OP, I'm sure that you are a wonderful person. I imagine you love your mother. And you don't kick puppies. But if you pull this shit again and post another monstrosity like this pic .....
This is in Australia right?
So, anything scary and hairy is fair game to kill, without provocation? I'll keep this in mind next time I see your cat.
The downvotes won't make me suddenly change my mind, btw. This creature is in no way a threat to you, and you are glorifying your actions of killing it. This is an act of prejudice. A hate crime against a species.
Pretty sure those are wolf spiders. Hunters, not trappers. Very fast. Creepy habits with their babies.
Classic Ratatouille situation. The man clearly can't ride a bike and is getting a little help
Newsflash: The tortoise and hare lose this race.
That's Long Beach, California. I've seen that guy riding around on First and Elm. I have a similar picture somewhere of him
"now pull over to the left here or I'll gut you like a fish"
I saw a lady walking her dog with a cockatiel on her shoulder this morning.
I love iguanas
This is not WTF? Most people with lizards will take their lizards out. I take mine out for a walk on very sunny days so it can enjoy actual sun and not a UV bulb.
Dead serious I had a person shopping at Walmart with a lizard perched on their chest like it was nothing. I assume they considered it a service animal otherwise they wouldn't have it.
I bet there is professional cyclist looking at this and wondering if it can reduce drag. The next tour de France featuring the new iguana inspired race suit.
Edit: stupid autocorrect
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