I saw this a couple days ago outside the commissary and thought I was losing my mind.
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That would be the scariest walk to the back of the car ever
Haven't we learned from Final Destination not to drive behind construction trucks?
Hope that poor thing is okay
Local news story here
This is like peak r/nevertellmetheodds
Of #1 - That poor kid not being injured at allAnd #2 - It happening in the first place
Did they even watch Final Destination?
Did the truck have a sign saying " stay back 200 feet not responsible for dead baby's"? Because if it did obviously it absolves them from all liability.
This is how the construction company was transporting the rebar. Truck braked hard, rebar didn't
Almost dying from a 1 in a billion random event is not what I would call "lucky"
Well at least he won’t have to worry about college. Silver linings ya know.
Crazy bad luck ! Thank goodness no one was hurt.
He looks like two midgets stacked om top of eachother
Don't make fun of a guy who just miraculously got out of a wheelchair.
Like an upside down bowling pin.
He's got Anchor Arms!
Looks like me. I mean from the thighs down. The rest of me is pretty fat. Tick-like really.
always skip leg day
Really hope this is fake.
When you want to get big but still be able to wear skinny jeans.
Never skip photoshop day!
Ferris Buller's Leg Day Off
Holy hamstting problems, Batman!!!
Never skip leg life.
Common Instagram comment from these bros:
Grow 🍗 grow
never does legs
Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox
Im pretty sure this is in Vancouver lol. I go to gators just in a different city.
You haven't quite grown into that head yet
Can't be real. With that much upper body weight, his legs would have built more muscle from walking alone.
Is that "Lip" from Shameless?
It seems there should be a safer way to accomplish this. Just sayin.
"it's not stressful, either I'm right or suddenly it's not my problem anymore"
seems like he knows it wont be the smoking that kills him
Can someone who knows a bit about such things please let us know why he is not being blown up?
Me in the first ten seconds of this video: "IED can't possibly mean what I know it usually means."
Me after those ten seconds are up and I realize what's going on: "OMG it fucking does..."
The balls on this guy are only to be envied.
how did the first guy spot one? he have sunglasses on even!
Peak alpha shit right there
Not giving a fuck: Star Class
The guy doing this with a lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth is why people start smoking, this could be an ad. I don't smoke, but doing cool things while smoking does make you look at least 10x cooler.
Must be a good season, looks like the crop's booming.
If this video had sound it would just be the sound of his big brass balls clanking together
are those mines?
The balls on these guys.
I feel like my wife should call me wife from now on.
Mining level: 99
We should take captured terrorists and make them clear minefields
The camp/village in the background has likely been cleared out so there’s no one around to detonate these.
What a good harvest, we're eating good tonight boys!
There is obviously something we don't know about what is going on here. There is no way any intelligent human would stab an IED with a pic axe if it had any chance of going off.
DARPA needs to talk to this guy. They spent millions of dollars trying find IEDs.
Harvester of sorrow
So are you saying it doesn't matter if you hit the red or blue cable?!
hollywood lied to us!
I......ummmm.......I........I will be over there. WAY over there!
I got blown to pieces just watching this.
Speaking as an actuary, I 'm sure that this job must have excellent retirement benefits.
yeah i'd be smoking a cigarette the whole time too, for sure.
This method is stupid, even if it is triggered by phone or wire and not pressure. Most of the explosives used in ieds is old chit left over from Russians and the us. Anything explosive they will use,m and because it’s all old it’s not stable and an impact like a pick axe could set it off
All good he is wearing safety speks but not sure about smoking in the work place
Please tell me this is some kind of training exercise
Training. You won't see video of the real hunting...
I like his protective gear, aka his smoke
This is worse than The Hurt Locker
This years harvest looks bountiful
It's almost harvesting season
Been around for my fair share of IED removal/BIP and this isn't it guys.
Either this guy is super confident in his ability or he don't give a shit. I can't tell which one.
It's really not that dangerous in certain situations. Many explosives don't go off just because you hit them, even the piercing of the pick isn't going to set most off.
Well I guess it either works or it is not their problem anymore.
His balls won't fit in the bomb suit.
And how exactly does this prevent pregnancy?
GF and I aren't really ready for kids yet, & I keep trying to get her to talk to her doctor about implanting one of these but she swears they're too dangerous. I'm gonna go show her this video right now
Please tag this NSFL...
Don't you know?! Smoking kills!
This is a training area. These are instructors cleaning up a classroom.
No EOD tech would be doing this in the wild. The threat of pressure plates, and anti-handling devices would be too great.
I’m dying of laughter from this. 🤣
GOOD GOD THE ELECTRICITY BILLS
I thought something was on fire before I saw the house itself
I legit thought the house was on fire at first glance.
Besides renting a storage unit, can't see how they store them all.those are the older style hard plastic ones, about the size of an outdoor garbage can. Curious to know how many are actually displayed
No doubt the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
They must have no space in the house after Christmas
“That’s mighty beautiful Clark.”
It has to be revenge against the neighbor.
Normal, Illinois adds more every year.
I thought the house was on fire initially
The Griswolds house
Hey that's my video.
can you see it from space?
They even over take the next house lmao its spreading
"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!! Halleluah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol??"
Christmas Vacation !!!!
Please check that house for bodies.
I've always wanted one of my neighbors to do something that would turn the entire neighborhood into a massive parking lot for hundreds of people every night for a month!
That’s a psychotic level of decorations.
Someone does Christmas shopping the week after the holidays!
When you’re at the end of an open world game and you have more money than god so you spend it on all the stupid shit.
Where in the ever loving fuck would you even store all of that during the rest of the year?!
I genuinely thought the house was on fire at the beginning.
Or hates the neighbors
Has the number increased?!
The bill must be ginormous
Wonder how he powers all of those. If i run my dryer with my lights turned on I flip my breaker.
Holy shit I've been there! Drove past with some friends in the middle of December and there was 5-6 people taking pictures. It's kinda creepy because a lot of the decorations are really old and their faces are starting to wear off.
Or hate their neighbors.
There's a house like this in my hometown. The homeowner also owns a business around the corner and every year people stop by the house on Christmas and Halloween to get little treat bags. Haven't been by in a long time so I'm not sure if he still does it or not.
HOLY SHIT THAT HOUSE IS ON FIR- oh.
Legions of Proud snowmen stand on guard
Guys that person doesn't have a large electric bill at all With all the energy efficient bulbs he uses it only raises his utility bill around $4.00 a week. Its all ran off a single 9' usb power cord. Only draws about .03amps per hour!
This is illinois state University, I can almost see this house from my apartment complex. They do this every year
My neighbor across the street does this and I can still see the light through my blinds. He is an asshole.
Omg this is in Boomington Normal!
Two words: FIRE HAZARD.
I have one of these people near me. fuck you fish mailbox guy 🖕🏽
North America is just tacky in general, isn't it? We need some image consultants and better history.
I love it. 🤣 it gets better every play through. I didn’t even notice more were on the roof.
Given these people's priorities, I wonder if they would be able to understand a single argument about global warming or the global plastic crisis.
Guy owns both houses one to live in one to store all the holiday crap for 11 months of the year!
That’s my home town!!
And what happened then? In Whoville they say, the old Grinch's electric bill grew three sizes that day!
So that's where they all went. I always never wondered where those plastic Santas and snowmen went.
That's not a Christmas celebration. Those are internment camps from the War on Christmas.
Their neighbors must hate them.
Yeah not sure of the logistics of it all. It is a fun sight to see though.
It's like Christmas threw up
its a little odd how the second house looks vacant and no X-mas lighting on the house itself just a 1000 plastic snowmen in the yard
Definitely two neighbors having a Christmas war.
Is this in New Orleans? There are a couple of blocks there that all do their houses this way during the holidays.
This has got to be a fire hazard
That's like a crime scene in reverse
Its Clark Griswold's house!
Those are the worst types of people.....
Firefighter: “Soo, we put out the fire.”
Other firefighter: “Excellent. And do we know the cause of the fire?”
Firefighter: “Well, there were about 100 light up props all moulded together...”
They bought the house to store everything year around.
Wonder if you can pinpoint it from low orbit
His neighbors must hate this guy.
Just need one light to spark and it all goes lol.
Electric bills you can hear.
That’s more FBA than WTF.
Someone hates money
We have a house similar to this in our neighborhood that does this every holiday, Halloween is my favorite time to go there because they play a movie outside for the kiddies, have four fog machines that put fog into bubbles which are extremely satisfying to pop, and they always give out king size candy bars.
If I had this display, I'd play this in the background.
When the Terracotta Warriors aren't flashy enough.
This isn't asking, this is begging to die in a fire
I feel as though this home was just featured on the Great Light Fight on ABC.
Is that Ronnie’s house?
I bet their electric utility loves them around this time of year. peak season (heating) with this on top.
Someone is assembling an army...
This actually had me say what the fuck.
And the junk yard will light up like Christmas for the rest of the year after it's thrown away.
The little lights aren't twinkling :(
My eyes! 😵
MARCH TO HELMS DEEP!
Looks like a army ready to attack.
Illegal snowman encampments.
I wonder what holiday that is for.
america you are a trip
Thought a bunch of shit was on fire at first
Bloomington! Saw it the other day and recognized it from a post I saw on Facebook
Holy crap, the electric bill and the storage building for decorations that size. Nooo bad idea.
It looks like The Uprising has begun!
I literally watched the start of the video, saw the house, and my brain went “holy fuck they set their house on fire?”
At the start of the video I thought the house as on fire.
Isn't it cool how ppl have extra money to do things
I legit thought that house was on fire because of the brightness
nuke from orbit.
The shittiest fireplace channel
There's a house down my street that does something similar to this for charity. They even decorate the street sign and by the time they've pulled everything down its almost time to put all back up
Where do they even store this stuff off season?!
I thought it was a fire at first
Someone needs to ask Santa for some Chill!
I never say it out loud, cuz I don't want to be that guy during the holidays ruining the fun or whatever, but... realistically, this shit probably has to go. At least until everyone is on renewables.
I can't help imagine every holiday what the environmental cost is... all the lights for christmas, which is really like November to February. On majority of people's houses. Businesses. City light projects in the parks and zoos. Street lamps and trees.
And I have no basis for this one, but I feel like fireworks are probably an environmental disaster too.
Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
And that's exactly why we have to have home owner associations!
haha! Finally something on Reddit from my hometown. Normal, IL. It grows every year too.
Not much WTF about a dirty bathtub.
Kinda creepy you stalking your father-in-law and taking pics of his bath tub residuals.
Can you please clean that 😬
You think that’s bad. I give you....this WTF?! this
Yeah so clearly OP doesn’t do manual labor.
You can't place a bath mat on the grooved bath tubs, that's what those grooves are for. Good knowledge on your father in law, they could have slipped.
Bath Tub dirty
Dude needs to sos pad that shit stat
Is his name Will?
I worked as a full-time blacksmith years ago, and if your tub looks anything like this, then you're doing it very wrong. Fix your forge; get a proper ventilation hood; use the right grade(s) of coal or coke; and wear the right protection.
Are you sure you aren't confusing blacksmith and coal miner?
That's badass. How many pools have you ever seen with a moat?
That's when you fill the outer pool and complain about the tear again.
Is your landlord Xzibit? "Yo dawg I heard you like pools, so I put a pool in your pool.."
The question is which one had the leak
i'd move out and take the wiring and the AC with me.
I tried to imagine getting pissed about that, but sunuvabitch that's creative. And cheap. Respect.
Is that a motherfucking above ground pool with a torn liner and a new, smaller above ground pool inside it?
I seriously would fill the outer ring with water too and put baby caimans in it.
Man, your landlord is so rich he's got a pool inside his pool!
This is like when you buy a new TV, take it home, and set it right on top of your old broken one
If your pool has a pool in it.... you might be a redneck.
This guy is so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!
He built a good pool around the leaky pool, to catch the leaking water. This landlord is streets ahead of other landlords.
How could you put the liner underneath of the first pool?
Maybe he's going to backfill it. There's no finished sign.
That’s a lot of cocaine :)
This is when you start withholding rent.
Idk why it would be the landlord's responsibility.
As funny as that is, seems pretty risky to me. If tenant falls into empty pool trying to get to full pool, they can get pretty hurt. Especially falling off the deck or trying to jump into the new pool.
I see, they installed a new CARPet...
Everything is fishy there
I feel like there’s a story behind this...
Where would the fish keep their money if they're ACTUALLY shopping?
Doesn't seem right.
Why, why, why are they on the floor?
Jesus was here
No time for cleanup, we have a craps game going on.
It's the fish
Get back to work you lazy fish.
Weird looking carp-et
Fuck I can't smell it from here
Who ever stacks this establishment's shelves needs firing. Immediately.
Ugh, carp. :/
They must have recently recovered a submerged car
They’re all just out there fishing for compliments
What do you mean?
Those aren't real M&M's
Blind customer: "Good evening ladies."
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