Goddamn Karate Cows are at it again....
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If someone kicked a rat into my daughter's face, I am unsure how I would react.
Disinfect her face using fire to avoid the plague
Bare butt riding?
Everyone behind him staring down the business end.
Hey, I am not gonna give up my spot, just because some tiny guy behind me is getting all excited, watcing my bare ass while I'm riding the big brown stallion....
Making an ass of himself
maybe she farted
It was all fine until he man got hit it the head with a shoe
When you piss off an earth bender
That van barely missed getting completely merced
This looks like a Wile E. Coyote scheme gone wrong.
Hope the driver was ok.
Got hot with the Rock Bottom
Totally looks like there was a ripple effect after the third rock hit.
I was watching the cow on the right at the start and wasn't paying to much attention, so I thought the car had hit another cow so hard that it flew of into the woods and broke a tree.
Wrong place at the wrong time.
Poor tree! Smashed into 2, mid air by that first rock!
Seen this at least 5 times this month
What the fuck was that a cow?
Oh god, why?
And the dog dies.
Why the fuck did she kept licking after the first time?
Does anyone have the source? I keep seeing those, but have no idea where they're coming from.
that is actually fucking disgusting
One more before leaving
I like how the center guy is clearly trying not to laugh
how many times he is going to fell in there, so dumb can't learn
Cool magic trick too, the disappearing act
If anyone is interested, what he is pretending to do here (but is an actual thing) is use an abacus without actually having an abacus.
see here for people doing the same thing for real:
The kids a real Albert Frankenstien.
That's obviously 1+I, where I = 2, therefore 1+I=3.
A modern day Einstein!
Good Will Dumpling
Expected the second equation...didn't expect him to put a 3 lol
Not fair. His hand is Morse coding the answers.
I laughed way too hard at this
The sign of a real genius is that he gets the simplest things wrong and the most difficult right.
He's practicing his Italian gestures.
I think he made the mistake somewhere between the finger number and the pinky.
Just shut up and let him work.
He seems italian
expected the glorious 🖕
nice repostorini my guy
(Kid does unexpected simple math equation on the bottom)
(Kid answers simple question incorrectly)
Me: N I C E
Is the hand movement required
Upvoted. Saved. 13/10 post.
Looks like he's solving an invisible rubix cube
Only off by one, I'll give it to him.
He forgot to carry the one.
I was genuinely expecting a middle finger!
Once again i will upvote
He got me lol. They used an asian kid so it was so believable haha
Worst 3 I’ve ever seen
Well, yeah.... sure.... who can't count on their fingers?
i remember taking abacus when i was in chinese school. that sucked but it really helped me get fast at math
1 + 1 = 3 for vary large values of 1....
Took my damn post
The mother fucker wrote "3"!!! I'm dying!
Imagine what he could do with those fingers...
I know this kid, it's true, Ree Tah Ded is pretty smart
The true art is that it's not even the right answer.
Poor kid. Did all that work and was still off by 1.
Good job little dude
Its actually 3 wtf
t...that is not an equation
The "large equation" is just addition lol.
1 + 1 is 2 + 1 is 3.
Guys the top equation doesn’t matter. He solved 1+1 and said 3 it’s a joke. Captain obvious saves the day again.
That’s some Orwellian shit
Ain't no child of mine gonna be stuck on some addition... Oh shit! Disowned.
The great thing about Asians is they don’t have to work hard, they are just born being good at mathematics
At least he showed his work
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ohhhhhAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ohhhhhhh
God damn it it got me both times
Luckiest man alive
*holding my breath in anticipation* *exhaling with relieve* *repeat*
jesus christ i’m stressed out
Fine, now let's see it pass under the 8foot11 bridge.
For those needing a release, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5l9RpdxogXQ - trucks hitting bridges and not that low speed 11 foot 8 crap
Um, excuse me?
You, sir, are a monster
Ever feel like you’re forgetting something?
Saw this a LONG time ago
Uhhh. Stop stop.
That’s El Paso, Baby!
I was about to balk about this being on /r/unexpected but...that was not expected
When I saw the first one I gasped for air and then I was like WTF? How? lol
It's not unexpected when you have seen it posted a million times before...
This gave me anxiety, man
What the r/blackmagicfuckery?
I'm freaking out
I was like no, this won't end got, no no no no yes and on second this is biger no, no no no, yes
I was waiting for a head to pop up 😀
That was close...
One of those traffic trolls...
That was so stressful to watch
I feel cheated.
Anyone got the original?
This is truly me passing my classes during finals week
These.... These are my fellow el pasoans 😂😂
This is nuts
You mother fucker
This guy was on his way to buy a lottery ticket
This is too fucking stressful to watch!
I was getting serious heebbie- jeebbies!
I would want to follow until they stop to ask the driver why they are driving with the bucket up like that... But I would also be afraid to follow 🤣
Excellent work sir
I almost started screamingD:
This is not unexpected at all. We see this kinda shit all the time here.
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