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"I'm gonna post outrageous shit, and if you respond, you are instigating, and can see your way out! Harrumph!" they rallying cry of the bored tween everywhere.

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damn, wish i had a facebook so i could argue with her lol she'd shit herself if a mixed race bisexual woman told her she was wrong lol

like when i got suspended for instigating a fight just by saying i was annoyed by someone who was... instigating fights

I've always made a point not to be super political on any social media, avoiding sharing posts I thought may be too controversial or too opinionated

I don't even know who this person is, and I'm still getting a definite "bullshit" reading on this sentence.

For context, this was posted after some people disagreed with her after she compared illegal immigration to the holocaust (and the tear gas thrown to gassing the jews)

Another racist who thinks they own the 'net.

And later that week "why is my friends list so much smaller than it was? OPPRESION!!!!!!!!!!!!"

White privilege vs black struggles

I always tried to hide my jew hatred, but I am going to let it out now, FUCK IT, if you're offended by any of my antisemitism you can unfriend me, I will not be arguing with any old jew racists on my profile that deny the existence of Palestine and shit.

I think there is a gender involving a cat in a box for that. But seriously, what kind of gender is "not female or male, while can be both female or male"? This just proves to me gender is "fashion statement" to these ppl.

Use fire... it fears fire.

Genders are becoming pokemon

I thought it wasn't a choice, but now I know I have been lied to. Everyone is just choosing a gender that let's them creep on people in the shitter.

Please be satire!

Isn't Mogai a post-rock band?

yea, i'm getting female vibes

good job, youre a female!!!

They act like choosing gender(s) is a trip through a toy store - all they gotta do is go down the aisles, find something they like ("Ooh! That one looks shiny and fun!"), and throw it in their cart.

these attention whores set back aceptance of trans ppl who just want to be normal and live they life , cuz it make skeptics think that everyone is as retarded as this

Thanks video games, you destroyed biological reality with your character selections and shit.

I want to believe there can be a gender that is neither female nor male and also isn't nothing, but I'm honestly struggling.

This coming from someone who is nonbinary myself and exists in the space between genders, but primarily toward the boy side. And some of the stuff my community comes out with is just… idk, genders based on miscellaneous concepts like 'softness'? I wanna have an open mind, but to me that stuff isn't gender.

As a furry I disapprove of the usage of this UwU.

"Pretty sure we have that. Let me check..." [consults Book of Reality]

"Ah yes, right here. We call it 'Confused.'"

You don't need a new gender to accomplish that.

This coming from the same people who say gender isn't a choice. I see why this website's been suiciding for the past few weeks.

this gave me cancer.

Try suicide gender says soft and hard and fixs the world

OwO what's this?!

naw someone starts aggressively calling one of my black friends the n-word Id do the same thing I do when people call me (a gay man) a faggot. laugh at them because they are the ones with the problem.

"the n word".. you mean the one liberally sprinkled through rap, social media, and sports figures?

Should probably run.

Darn those youtube people.

What's good Monica?

SJWs only use their definition of racism to deflect accusations of racism by non-whites. If some white person thinks black people keep sneaking into his house and changing the tint on his TV, that's certainly not a systemic prejudice, but SJWs would still call it "racism".

Also, a lot of the people making these 'minority-driven' jokes are the minorities in question.

Liberalism is a mental disorder, so therefore conservatism is ableist.

It’s satire, but in all our hearts it’s valid.

I think this is a joke

"#please for the love of god stay safe"

As someone who bought crack through a pregnant intermediary while in a homeless shelter in Toronto whom I knew would skim and did it anyway, this crackhead pride shit offends me, because

#queer

This is most definitely a joke, I laughed

Drugs are a sexuality now. What a time to be alive.

This is actually hilarious

Crackhead is now part of the alphabet soup lol

BOI GOT THAT CRACK

this funny asf tho , is a joke bru

In the context of promoting white superiority yes I would say that’s racially charged and pretty gross.

We must be doing pretty good as a civilization if some rando screaming 'white people are the best' is the worst thing to happen all year. I'd take that over war, viral outbreaks and school shootings any day. Did this start a white mob? No. Did it start a new holocaust? No. It's just some no name dude sprouting nonsense. The university is making this a bigger thing than it actually is and giving the dude more attention than he deserves. I've heard MORE racist shit coming from Tumblr than what I heard in this video.

Uhm, yeah. It implies other races are lesser.

These arguments always piss me off . "White people " didn't do shit. Neither did any other race.

Great things have been done by individuals who arbitrarily happened to be a certain race.

The same can be said for terrible things.

10 years ago I would have said this kid's just some nut.

But we just sent a guy to prison for life because he felt compelled to espouse his views by killing someone for it. So I'm gonna say let's err on the side of caution here, because people have died due to people like this just deciding "fuck it, I'm gonna go all the way."

EDIT: LOL I should have taken bets on how fast the trolls would come with "muh Antifa" but weirdly can't point to any examples where an Antifa member walked into a building and just decided to shoot up a bunch of people, like churchgoers.

A sex change is a major change. If who you fell in love with a woman and suddenly they became a man you have every right to be uncomfortable with that. Is this lady saying that she would end a marriage because of some ideological Purity test?

That’s one of those stupid “then he doesn’t love you for who you are” posts. Being in an ostensibly healthy adult relationship usually involves sex. It’s an important part of it. Sexual incompatibility can be a serious issue and suddenly becoming a dude is gonna create some serious comparability problems.

So please, keep these childish hypotheticals out of your relationships.

"Honey, your clitoris is....well it seems bigger."

Because switching from straight to gay is no big deal.

These posts just scream "Why won't they fuck me?!" Nobody owes you sex or affection, you entitled child.

Now that's what I call an irreconcilable difference.

As someone who had been put in this situation, it's SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX than that. My ex-husband told me out of the blue one day that he was considering a sex change, and I was gracious and supportive. However, when he asked me if I'd stay with him regardless, I was honest: I said maybe. I don't NOT think ladies are pretty, but I've never dated one or had the desire to. I was willing to try, but I wasn't about to make a promise I wasn't sure I'd be able to keep. I did love him for who he was, but part of who he was was his male body, gender expression, etc. It's not my fault or responsibility that he presented to the world at large (and me, up until that moment) as something he wasn't. I feel like the people who write stupid shit like this have either NO self-awareness or are bisexual and think everyone else secretly is too.

I don't think that this is a test a normal woman would give to her husband.

Normal as in 'not batshit crazy' :)

Edit typo

Yes, pack your bags and get out.

Men, if your wife ever gives you a stupid ass ultimatum like this, walk over to your room, and start packing your bags.

Yes, I would still love her. No, I would not have sex with her, and would wish her the best in life, and go find someone I could have sex with.

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I have a friend on Facebook who shares shit like this and says if you wouldn't date a trans then your transphobic. I don't understand how these idiots can't grasp that there are men who don't like cock.

.....Why would you ask that? That's such a weird question to ask, imo. Also...what if the guy says he doesn't know because he's never been attracted to a man and physical attraction can be kind of important in romantic relationships?

Gentlemen, if she packs her bags after you answer the question correctly count yourself lucky.

That's a deal breaker for basically everyone

"Hey hun, would you still love me if I fundamentally changed everything about our relationship in a way that will be felt in every possible way from mundane things like our day to day interactions with others and each other to deeply intimate things like our sex lives?"

If these leave you over that, you’ve dodged a major bullet.

If he says no...hes straight. You cant make him date you if you change your gender to one he isnt attracted to lol.

Ah, why won't my straight man bf want to fuck me if I was a dude?

OuTrAgEoUs

I know he'd still love me, but he's a straight guy and wouldn't want to sleep with a guy. Just like I wouldn't want to sleep with a woman. Just no interest or curiosity at all.

So we'd probably not stay together because we're both pretty sexual.

I'm glad we're both happy with our genitalia and that those genitals mesh well together.

My ex was a champion in those. "If someone held me at gunpoint and told you to eat dogshit, would you eat it?""What you wont eat dogshit for me???? YOU DON'T LOVE ME FOR REAL!!!"

i’m not gay, sorry honey. dabs

So we’re so supposed to make sex changes a normal thing now?

Says a woman with no man.

Girls who "test" their SO as adults are still high school children.

Grown ass adults don't "test" shit.

I'd pack her bags for her while I call the locksmith.

Ugh, you mean the man I'm in a sexual relationship with wouldn't appreciate me changing my genitals to something he isn't attracted to!?

Yeah, maybe it's good you pack your bags. Let that guy find someone who wouldn't give him such an ultimatum and you can find someone willing to put up with it.

I'd still love her, but I think the married phase of the relationship would be over.

Imagine being so insecure that you would break up with someone over a ridiculous hypothetical that only YOU are taking seriously.

“Honey, would you still love me if I set the house on fire with your elderly grandmother still inside?”

Um, wtf?

tearfully “How could you do this to me!”

ahhh yes the classic "would you suck my dick if i had one babe?"

Hey everyone: of your partner likes to play shitty head games and guilt you into being dishonest with yourself, examine your personal values and see if any of them align with hers. If not, find someone with similar values and pursue them.

"WHY WONT YOU BE GAY FOR ME!"

I bet that person is single.

Sounds an awful lot like these people are arguing that your sexual orientation is a choice.

Men: if your wife asks you if you would still love her if she got a sex-change, you say "no" and she walks to your room and starts packing her bags - don't try to stop her

I'd still love her, as a friend...

Well is her dick gonna be bigger than mine?

>gender is an expression of a person's personality

>you should love me for my personality

>if you don't love me after I change my gender, you don't love my personality

People need to stop abusing and misusing the word "love"...

So, nature makes me naturally disgusted of the idea of copulating with other males, I guess I’m an evil fucking monster

Let me start packing her bags for her.

If this happened to me i would not leave her for becoming a man, i would leave her for being a retard.

Ladies: ask your husband if he's bisexual. If he says "no" - walk over to your room and start packing your bags.

General Reposti, you are an old one!

He said he'd love me but would no longer be attracted to me, and thus our marriage wouldn't survive. Perfectly reasonable, and perfectly understandable. I'd say the same in reverse. 'Cause guess what. The both of us? We're straight.

They could be asked the same question Would I love my Husband if he got a sex change?

Ridiculous. He married a woman, fell in love with a woman. How dare he NOT want to be with a gender he’s not attracted to or be with someone after they decide to change their gender? Get outta here with that $hit.

I like how they try to make a point in favor of trans people but then use the term sex change

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve read today, and I had the misfortune of going on /r/feminism.

I'm confused

Is she saying that straight Men should be able to switch to being gay instanteously? Trivialising homosexuality or suggesting gay people can do the opposite?

Or is she suggesting that they're still a girl anyway so men shouldnt care?

She's trying to sound so progressive that either way she comes off as an idiot and the very thing she hates.

As a trans fat quasi genital neuro divergent half black fae lizard wymxn lesbian worm-kin with did,bpd,add,adhd,schizophrenia and sever crippleing self diagnosed anxiety and depression whos also a sex negative bodi posi fyminist.

I just want you disgusting shitlords to know that if you cant love your wife even after she gets a new penis then you are transphobic. It doesnt matter if you prefer vaginas dont fetishize people with vaginas. Not all wymxn have vajayjays and not all men have penises.

If i decided to go get my wang chopped off jamarcus told me he would support me! By the neck over the side of a bridge on a busy freeway. Hes so inclusive and pc.

You all need to take a picture out of jamarcuses book if your wives wanna get dicks then you have to support them. When the glorious lesbian communist revolution is done! Sex changes will be mandatory and refusing to get them will cause you to be locked up and chemically castrated so you wont rape anyone.

Lets face it all men are rapists and monsters and denying that is tantamount to the highest levels of sexism. And bigotreeeeeeee.

In short men get on your knees and start sucking off your new man wifes schlongs.

Orange man bad

Fuck white people fuck donald trump

This is the kind of question a woman asks when she's bored and wants to pull a fight out of thin air. The proper response is: "I'm not playing this stupid game or jumping through whatever hoops you decided to pull out of your ass. WTF is really bothering you, and why are you trying to pick a fight?"

Yet these same bitches would dump a man the moment he got old, disabled, laid off or disfigured.

Thanks for underlining sex-change, I almost wasn’t sure what the post was about

No. But thanks for asking. Now get out and never call me again.

That would definitely be gay

r/uselessredcircle

Thanks for underlining the important part, i don’t have time to read the whole thing

Men, ask your ladies if they would still love you if you got a sex change. If she says no then goto your room and pack your bags.

“If you’re anything but bisexual then I hate you.”

Doesn’t seem as bad until you line it up with

“If you’re anything but straight then I hate you.”

Then you get how stupid you were being.

chuckles
alright bye bitch

So if a gay couple tried this, is it still bad?

Sounds like she's bigoted against straight people.

If you'd even ask me a question like this to "test" me, I'd tell you to get the fuck out you toxic, manipulative bitch.

Did they just posit that being gay is a choice

I'd imagine there would still be love but the relationship would be over

No this is a self imposed show of intelligence from the woman's part. Is she goes along and asks something that stupid, it should tell any man to pack up and run to the hills.

Does also apply to lesbian relationships? Forcing your partner to engage in a straight relationship?

Ladies, would you still love your husband if he lost all of his money? I think we know the answer.

I guarantee this woman is not in a healthy relationship.

You’re not allowed to not be gay! Or else I’m divorcing you

So this person wants the husband to change their sexuality (from heterosexual to homosexual), implying that sexuality is a choice, which is highly offensive!

Why would you even bother asking if it wasn't going to happen and then break up with them because of something that wouldn't even have been an issue anyway!!

If somebody breaks up with you over that then you’ve dodged a bullet

If this happened and they started packing their bags I'd let them go, that's mad

If she's such an idiot to even do this unironically, then yes, she should go to her room and pack up her bags, then leave my keys at the (my) door and gtfo.

I mean, you could still love them but you wouldn't fuck them. Or you might. They're not entitled to it, though.

What if he wants to get a sex change? Is that cool with you?

Men, get surgery to physically become an actual bear and ask your wife if she'd still commit bestiality with you (consensually). If she says no, eat all her honey and hibernate for four months.

Gay men, ask your boyfriends/husbands if they’d still love you if you got a sex change. If they say no, go to your room and pack your bags. #HomosexualityIsAChoice

/s

fuck them for having sexual preferences!

No. People can’t change their sexuality and they shouldn’t feel like they have to.

Of they love you to who you are, and you don’t want a sex-change, then don’t listen to this crazy ladies advice

This reminds me of some dyke that used to do youtube with some bumblefuck. She stated she was trans (ftm) and she was married to some native american dude and the wanted a woman and she clearly stated those were his wishes but he was willing to stick by her for the sake of the relationshio. I'm not sure what happened there, but I'd be interested to know.

But I don't want to change my sex?

I always tell my wife she would be so hot with a dick

Such a lame post from such a lame person

What an idiot

Make sure to tell them to buy some luggage first before they ask. They're gonna need it.

Men: ask your lady if she will still love you if you told her you don’t want to work anymore and going to live on the street.

Wait, isnt this post in the big book of reposts?

sure I'd still love you, but if you do, we're getting A divorce.

Lol the fuck?

Good riddance if you do that

If I loved someone a lot and they decided to get a penis, I wouldn’t care too much because I love them for their mind and personality and I would want them to be happy and I’m bi.

Reminds me of this post in /r/relationship_advice where a couple got in a fight because the girlfriend wanted to know if her man would still love her the same if she turned into a donkey.

(Not saying sex-change and turning into an animal are the same, but they are both stupid test-question)

I just asked my boyfriend this and he said yes, so I asked him why and he said "Let’s not act like you wouldn’t be an absolute twink. Which I’m also into"

No

Laughs in bisexual.

"Of course I would still love you - as a friend"

A very intelligent person, I see...

I do truly love my wife and if she genuinely asked me this question then I would arrange some psychiatric treatment to help aid with the sudden metal disorder she’d be experiencing and would work tirelessly to correct it.

I just asked my gf this and she said most probably not... that bitch has got to go /s

I wouldn't fret; I'm sure he'll pack your bags for you.

"Cya..." she'll come back...

My girlfriend asked me this exact question yesterday. I said "Well, we could still be friends but I like women."

Miracle that she didn't immediately pack her bags and move out I guess.

Why would he if he's not gay?

Just ask her if she could fall in love with a woman. If she says no, get the fuck out of there.

I'm reminded of South park, when Mr. Garrison got a sex change to Mrs. Garrison.

They did it because they loved Mr. Slave, but they weren't gay, so they transitioned to being a woman.

However Mr. Slave was gay, so he broke up with Mrs. Garrison. It was a great take on this hypothetical situation.

Lol I thought the whole "I love you for who you are" thing meant that if they drastically change who they are, it's expected that I won't love them anymore, right? I mean, it's no longer the same person, so why would I love them?

It's probably a man tweeting this so not really a test given by a woman by any means

Well that might be the most sexist thing I have ever read.

You fuckers will swallow any old bait, won't you?

”If I wanted the dick, I would have put a ring on it like you did.”

Kidding aside, I mean yeah it would change things.

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So if he isn't bi dump him Sounds like a good concept

Love? Sure.

Stay with...

Does she keep the tits and is she down for anal?

"You people are gross genital fetishists" says the autogynephile to roughly 93% of the population (who according to surveys are attracted sex rather than gender identity).

This is usually not a test for if he'll still love a woman no matter what but to weed out the bisexual guys and break up because "ew, you've been with other rmen," and ignore that that fact doesn't put men off women usually, so WTF kind of reasoning is that shit?

For the billionth fucking time, loving someone and wanting to fuck them or be in a monogamous relationship with them are very different things! This #HeartsNotParts sanctimonious bullshit is really getting on my nerves.

most the ppl here do not seem to realize most trans ppl do not get surgery , just hormone stuff

I actually agree. If you think you are entitled to someone's romantic love even when you have plumbing they don't like, you should not inflict your company on them. Pack your bags and leave, for their sake.

I actually agree to an extent. If you take a step back from the "fuck ess-jay-doubleyou" circlejerk and think about it objectively, you love a person for their personality, not their physical appearance or characteristics. Now, you might not be physically attracted to them any more and that's fine--you got involved with them on the pretense that they had genitals and physical characteristics to which you're sexually attracted--but I'd still love my friends if they got sex changes so I'd imagine I'd still love an SO.

General rule.

The answer to every "would you still love me if.."-question is: "Yes".

W H A T A R E J O K E S

Your title leads me to believe you think all women act this way. Your post history leads me to KNOW you’re a sexist, narcissistic douchebag.

Somewhere a gay IT dude is living the best of both worlds posing as an agent for the other side.

Seems like this fits here.

From what I've heard the whole system is being wonky af right now. Like I think a blog I follow posted a gif set of a woman in a CW TV show (so ya know no full on nudity or anything) and it got flagged. Sure the outfits can be a little tight or low cut but def still safe for work.

But sure Tumblr is totally just singling out the lesbians. You got them.

A picture of a frog got flagged. A bunny got flagged, the post explaining the new guidelines got flagged. Calm yourself tumblr.

What's sexual about this tho? Aside from a kiss. Something we've seen everyone do before. Not like their tits are showing.

to be fair, it’s not a sexual picture

They’re banning all content. Soon it’ll just be an endless void.

Chris Riddel is a boss. His Ottoline series was my jam when I was little

It's not like they're kissing in a sexual manner or whatever.

• wake up

• yawn

• "Fucking homophobic white air!"

They really expected a fully functional filter from a site that's been broken for years? The naivety.

but it's literally just a kissy how is that nsfw?

Neil Gaiman

Suitable for kids

I shiggy diggy doo

Why is there a children's book about homosexuality? They're kids not teens and probably don't care about this kind of identity pleasing junk.

On the other side, this isn't nsfw the bots messed up and will be for a while.

Their entire ideology is a series of justifications for why certain double standards are okay

Hmmm ... which explains why comedy is dying in the arse.

Straight white boy Peter Parker gave his life trying save ungrateful pieces of shit like you. Have some goddamn respect.

Why Cena at the HoF tho?

We are a joke, but at least we don't look like one.

Is that The Marine 2 in the second picture?

I love those movies.

I find it funny they're insulting white boys/men but are using gifs of white men.

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It's really not that complicated. Remember how back in the day being white, straight, and male was the baseline default setting from which social commentary sprung. Everything was presented as if it was being viewed from the eyes of a straight white male. That's why "chick flicks" are a thing and why Spike Lee and Tyler Perry movies clearly stick out to you, or why if you saw a movie where the main character was gay and all of his friends were gay you would assume the movie is about being gay in some way or another. You would never just assume the movie is about a guy and oh look he's gay.

So now these other people, as in the majority of people on Earth, have decided to pool their numbers and take social ground. And people like this are just really excited about it basically.

OP, you're a snowflake