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I’m ....just so tired...

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COMMENTS

  • CaptainBazbotron
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:25pm

    What the fuck? Cowboys are just an everybody thing, gay cowboys are a subculture of it and Lil Nas X said the song has nothing to do with that.

  • honkhenk
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:30pm

    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

  • Phantom-Asian
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:35pm

    I thought cowboys were an just american thing. The gays have steven universe.

COMMENTS

  • CaptainBazbotron
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:25pm

    What the fuck? Cowboys are just an everybody thing, gay cowboys are a subculture of it and Lil Nas X said the song has nothing to do with that.

  • honkhenk
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:30pm

    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

  • Phantom-Asian
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:35pm

    I thought cowboys were an just american thing. The gays have steven universe.

  • cole47i
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:40pm

    I don't think it was lil nas x, I think it was Grant McDonald and the ram ranch cinematic universe. All 201 ram ranch songs.

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TIL I can be a mom

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COMMENTS

  • mineus64
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Literally no difference?

    Literally?

  • SexualConsent
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:16pm

    So by this logic fathers are also mothers. Gold medal in mental gymnastics right here

  • mylegismissing
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:22pm

    I saw this tweet earlier today, iirc it’s a satire account

  • 550_Cord
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Maybe those freaks can jizz out a full grown babby!

  • DeusXMathematica
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:57pm

    There are many differences, but I don't feel that you need to push a person out of your uterus to be a mom.

  • PM_Me_ARMPITS_N_TITS
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:03pm

    Wouldn't this have implications for abortion vis a vie the moral status of the sperm that the people who believe this would be against?

  • ownworstenemy
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:19pm

    I'm going to start parking in the expecting mother's spots at the grocery store now. I'll tell anyone that confronts me that I'm gestating in my balls. Literally no difference!

COMMENTS

  • mineus64
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:05pm

    Literally no difference?

    Literally?

  • SexualConsent
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:16pm

    So by this logic fathers are also mothers. Gold medal in mental gymnastics right here

  • mylegismissing
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:22pm

    I saw this tweet earlier today, iirc it’s a satire account

  • Vantablack1162
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 5:30pm

    As explained in another post, it’s from a parody account, and a darn good one at that

  • 550_Cord
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 2:06pm

    Maybe those freaks can jizz out a full grown babby!

  • DeusXMathematica
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:57pm

    There are many differences, but I don't feel that you need to push a person out of your uterus to be a mom.

  • PM_Me_ARMPITS_N_TITS
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:03pm

    Wouldn't this have implications for abortion vis a vie the moral status of the sperm that the people who believe this would be against?

  • ownworstenemy
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:19pm

    I'm going to start parking in the expecting mother's spots at the grocery store now. I'll tell anyone that confronts me that I'm gestating in my balls. Literally no difference!

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Fighting for fat

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COMMENTS

  • HALbrother
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:13pm

    Don’t mind me, just taking up space and being my fabulous fat self.

    Could you sound more pretentious?

  • ubernator3000
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:20pm

    Once all these fat "icons" die at the age of 40 from heart failure, maybe then society will realize how stupid saying their lifestyle isn't bad is.

  • bearded_fisch_stix
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:41pm

    the blue-haired one is possibly the palest being I've ever seen.

  • Kandy_Man_Prod
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:42pm

    Me and the boys dying of heart problems before 40

  • DeusXMathematica
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:55pm

    I mean, live your best life and be fat I guess, just don't pretend you're the picture of good health.

  • ScumbagSurvivor
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:42pm

    I'd call all except one person in this image fat.

  • USSThunderMufin
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 6:10pm

    Is the person the the chair a vampire

  • OrigamiPisces
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:38pm

    This isn't hateful, though. This isn't "I hate you if you aren't X" or "kill all X" or doing anything that's putting other people down or claiming superiority or anything like that. Literally says "I'm hanging out being myself". I can't really be down with mocking that.

COMMENTS

  • HALbrother
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:13pm

    Don’t mind me, just taking up space and being my fabulous fat self.

    Could you sound more pretentious?

  • ubernator3000
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:20pm

    Once all these fat "icons" die at the age of 40 from heart failure, maybe then society will realize how stupid saying their lifestyle isn't bad is.

  • bearded_fisch_stix
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:41pm

    the blue-haired one is possibly the palest being I've ever seen.

  • cm_sz
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:11pm

    These same people demonize smokers because it's "unhealthy"... the irony kills me and the rob reiner southpark episode is more accurate every year.

  • Kandy_Man_Prod
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:42pm

    Me and the boys dying of heart problems before 40

  • DeusXMathematica
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:55pm

    I mean, live your best life and be fat I guess, just don't pretend you're the picture of good health.

  • ScumbagSurvivor
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:42pm

    I'd call all except one person in this image fat.

  • USSThunderMufin
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 6:10pm

    Is the person the the chair a vampire

  • OrigamiPisces
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:38pm

    This isn't hateful, though. This isn't "I hate you if you aren't X" or "kill all X" or doing anything that's putting other people down or claiming superiority or anything like that. Literally says "I'm hanging out being myself". I can't really be down with mocking that.

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COMMENTS

  • TitsOfPromethea
    55 points Oct 23,2019, 10:34am

    Skinny shaming is a thing. I’ve been shamed for it (ususally by other women) because I’m like 100 pounds soaking wet. I’m tiny as heck

  • shredder550
    23 points Oct 23,2019, 11:21am

    fatphobia is systematic, skinny shaming is individual

    Translation: my oppression matters more than your oppression

  • Jack071
    16 points Oct 23,2019, 10:39am

    Saying being overweigth aint healthy isnt "systematic fatshaming" fatties, it just people trying to help you not get diabetes

  • henry10937
    12 points Oct 23,2019, 11:33am

    Same argument as why you can’t be racist towards white people. According to a friend, that is actually known as “reverse prejudice”.

    An argument made by people who are fundamentally confused and know that there is injustice, but don’t understand how it manifests.

  • Born2dodishes
    11 points Oct 23,2019, 12:01pm

    "My problems outweigh yours, therefore yours do not exist."

  • Cabalagent1
    8 points Oct 23,2019, 12:04pm

    I really don't have the spoons for this today

    That's because you're using them to shovel Haagen-Dazs into your facehole.

    Skinny shaming is a thing. Just go over to r/gentlemenboners and look at any of the comments for Natalia Dyer. And that's just from the dudes.

  • Crinolinecrust
    6 points Oct 23,2019, 11:03am

    You're still an asshole, though, that's the thing.

  • jenniferq8
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 1:46pm

    Ah the tactics are changing. It used to be: "Here is a list of informative sources"*

    *Proceeds to post list of blogs making outlandish claims using other blogs as their sources.

  • Mister_Taco_Oz
    4 points Oct 23,2019, 11:55am

    Bejng overweight has been discovered to lead to multiple health problems and is thusly considered unhealthy.

    "fAt ShAmInG iS sYsTeMaTiC"

  • Onya_mans_face
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:42pm

    Skinny (real girls have meat) shaming (men don't want bones) isn't (you're literally just bones how can you even be alive?) A (lmaoo where's her ass??) real (you look anorexic! Eat a burger) thing

  • jubbergun
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 5:22pm

    I really don't have the spoons for this today.

    That's because they're all dirty in the sink from last night's binge eating, you filthy heifer.

  • erraticpaladin5
    4 points Oct 23,2019, 1:22pm

    the spoons for this today

    A great guideline for people who truly suffer from some serious debilitating issues, often used by the libtards as a way to excuse their lazy attitudes.

  • greffedufois
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 6:36pm

    They can dish it out but can't take it themselves.

    I swear its only obese women who've skinny shamed me.

  • CentarusXYZ1
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:30pm

    As a dangerously skinny person, I honestly don't really think skinny shaming is all that serious. I don't think fat shaming is real, so I think the same should go for skinny shaming.

  • BrewingHeavyWeather
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:44pm

    OK, but nobody shames curvy women, at least that I am aware of...

    Oh, right, that's just a euphemism.

  • rightoffwoodward
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:49pm

    I compete in BJJ and weigh around 108lbs. I’m the smallest at my gym by around 30 lbs and I am extremely sick of hearing jokes from my gym mates about how they could throw me across the room or that they can curl me while I’m trying an armbar. They probably could do those things but it makes me feel weak and inferior over something I can’t control. How is skinny shaming not a thing?

  • EmiNeedsChill
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:23pm

    I've somehow been made fun of for both of those things at the same time and they both suck. I'm pretty sure I'm average weight but when I was younger I was bullied by a girl with the "go eat a sandwich" and such. Now, certain family members keep pressuring me to lose weight (that as far as my doctor is concerned, I probably don't need to lose) and telling me "oh... You're getting a little heavy, you shouldn't be wearing that" And it hurts just as much as the other way around.

  • Crazycatgirl16
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 11:28am

    'Fat phobia' isn't real 🙄

  • P_Duyd
    0 points Oct 23,2019, 12:42pm

    JUSTICE FOR ANOREXIA!

  • Trump2020Fascism2024
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:57pm

    “The spoons!” I had forgotten all about that phrase. Throwback. They used to use that all the time in like 2013-2014 when I first came here and was a boring anti-SJW center-left faggot. Then I realized SJWs are kind of right about a lot of stuff and went full SJW posting on SRS all the time. Then finally I realized that yes, SJWs are factually correct on many issues but their morals are all stupid and based on the wrong stuff, and actually the alt right is best. Now I’m back on here but as a white nationalist and seeing that “spoons” phrase again. Sometimes the more things change the more they stay the same.

COMMENTS

  • TitsOfPromethea
    55 points Oct 23,2019, 10:34am

    Skinny shaming is a thing. I’ve been shamed for it (ususally by other women) because I’m like 100 pounds soaking wet. I’m tiny as heck

  • shredder550
    23 points Oct 23,2019, 11:21am

    fatphobia is systematic, skinny shaming is individual

    Translation: my oppression matters more than your oppression

  • Jack071
    16 points Oct 23,2019, 10:39am

    Saying being overweigth aint healthy isnt "systematic fatshaming" fatties, it just people trying to help you not get diabetes

  • kitkat395
    12 points Oct 23,2019, 11:06am

    Basically "I don't like what you're saying but I have no argument."

  • henry10937
    12 points Oct 23,2019, 11:33am

    Same argument as why you can’t be racist towards white people. According to a friend, that is actually known as “reverse prejudice”.

    An argument made by people who are fundamentally confused and know that there is injustice, but don’t understand how it manifests.

  • Born2dodishes
    11 points Oct 23,2019, 12:01pm

    "My problems outweigh yours, therefore yours do not exist."

  • Cabalagent1
    8 points Oct 23,2019, 12:04pm

    I really don't have the spoons for this today

    That's because you're using them to shovel Haagen-Dazs into your facehole.

    Skinny shaming is a thing. Just go over to r/gentlemenboners and look at any of the comments for Natalia Dyer. And that's just from the dudes.

  • Crinolinecrust
    6 points Oct 23,2019, 11:03am

    You're still an asshole, though, that's the thing.

  • jenniferq8
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 1:46pm

    Ah the tactics are changing. It used to be: "Here is a list of informative sources"*

    *Proceeds to post list of blogs making outlandish claims using other blogs as their sources.

  • Mister_Taco_Oz
    4 points Oct 23,2019, 11:55am

    Bejng overweight has been discovered to lead to multiple health problems and is thusly considered unhealthy.

    "fAt ShAmInG iS sYsTeMaTiC"

  • Onya_mans_face
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:42pm

    Skinny (real girls have meat) shaming (men don't want bones) isn't (you're literally just bones how can you even be alive?) A (lmaoo where's her ass??) real (you look anorexic! Eat a burger) thing

  • jubbergun
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 5:22pm

    I really don't have the spoons for this today.

    That's because they're all dirty in the sink from last night's binge eating, you filthy heifer.

  • erraticpaladin5
    4 points Oct 23,2019, 1:22pm

    the spoons for this today

    A great guideline for people who truly suffer from some serious debilitating issues, often used by the libtards as a way to excuse their lazy attitudes.

  • greffedufois
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 6:36pm

    They can dish it out but can't take it themselves.

    I swear its only obese women who've skinny shamed me.

  • CentarusXYZ1
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:30pm

    As a dangerously skinny person, I honestly don't really think skinny shaming is all that serious. I don't think fat shaming is real, so I think the same should go for skinny shaming.

  • BrewingHeavyWeather
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:44pm

    OK, but nobody shames curvy women, at least that I am aware of...

    Oh, right, that's just a euphemism.

  • rightoffwoodward
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 4:49pm

    I compete in BJJ and weigh around 108lbs. I’m the smallest at my gym by around 30 lbs and I am extremely sick of hearing jokes from my gym mates about how they could throw me across the room or that they can curl me while I’m trying an armbar. They probably could do those things but it makes me feel weak and inferior over something I can’t control. How is skinny shaming not a thing?

  • EmiNeedsChill
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 8:23pm

    I've somehow been made fun of for both of those things at the same time and they both suck. I'm pretty sure I'm average weight but when I was younger I was bullied by a girl with the "go eat a sandwich" and such. Now, certain family members keep pressuring me to lose weight (that as far as my doctor is concerned, I probably don't need to lose) and telling me "oh... You're getting a little heavy, you shouldn't be wearing that" And it hurts just as much as the other way around.

  • Crazycatgirl16
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 11:28am

    'Fat phobia' isn't real 🙄

  • P_Duyd
    0 points Oct 23,2019, 12:42pm

    JUSTICE FOR ANOREXIA!

  • Trump2020Fascism2024
    1 points Oct 23,2019, 3:57pm

    “The spoons!” I had forgotten all about that phrase. Throwback. They used to use that all the time in like 2013-2014 when I first came here and was a boring anti-SJW center-left faggot. Then I realized SJWs are kind of right about a lot of stuff and went full SJW posting on SRS all the time. Then finally I realized that yes, SJWs are factually correct on many issues but their morals are all stupid and based on the wrong stuff, and actually the alt right is best. Now I’m back on here but as a white nationalist and seeing that “spoons” phrase again. Sometimes the more things change the more they stay the same.

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Yeah, it’s not the same thing

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COMMENTS

  • LickNipMcSkip
    839 points Oct 22,2019, 8:31am

    Isn’t all this just attempted conversion therapy but with public shaming instead of electric shocks?

  • thedapperdoll
    740 points Oct 22,2019, 6:02am

    Yeah, lesbians don't owe you nothing. Fuck off.

    Also, strap-ons can be put away after fun times, they don't get in the way of scissoring and eating each other out, they don't need condoms, they don't shoot out cum, there is zero risk of getting pregnant, they won't carry nasty stuff if cleaned properly, they can be switched out for a variety of textures, shapes, sizes and situations, they can be double sided for mutual pleasure, they can glow in the dark, roles can be switched around easily, they can vibrate for solo fun and if you're feeling silly, you can sword fight with them.

    I'm not saying real dicks aren't fun but only if you're into them. Everyone's should be allowed preferences without harassment, guilt tripping, or bullying.

  • FMural
    39 points Oct 22,2019, 9:45am

    Are we at the point where these people will just eat each other up alive and we can go back to having sane discourse that doesn't involve them?

    No?

    Darn.

  • cookiescrumble30
    28 points Oct 22,2019, 8:26am

    Now I remember why I stopped using tumblr..

  • CondensedBemusement
    208 points Oct 22,2019, 3:05am

    Seriously ... there's a lot more to being a top than having something wobbling around in front of your crotch.

    The fact that our author thinks that a cock (or reasonably facsimile) is all you need is prima facie evidence that he's not equipped to be a top.

  • Willeyy
    59 points Oct 22,2019, 9:45am

    Holy shit am I glad this sub agrees. I told the blog I was following that reblogged that they’re absolutely not the same thing. They of course deflected and expect lesbians to want their girl dick anyways. Typical.

  • sirsailorsloth
    40 points Oct 22,2019, 7:59am

    ‘come with the strap built in’that’s gold

  • P_Duyd
    87 points Oct 22,2019, 3:35am

    that sounds like dating a male with extra steps

  • 314rft
    15 points Oct 22,2019, 10:21am

    Okay this REALLY reads like a trancel!

  • thenationalblade
    16 points Oct 22,2019, 10:43am

    Does "strap built in" mean "penis"?

  • Onya_mans_face
    11 points Oct 22,2019, 9:09am

    I'm so confused how is that even comparable

  • hi-im-jason-from-mcr
    11 points Oct 22,2019, 12:36pm

    This is like telling a gay guy to go fuck a woman.

  • Chunkeeguy
    30 points Oct 22,2019, 7:01am

    Will the mental derangement never end

  • Yucoliptus
    8 points Oct 22,2019, 11:30am

    "I got the strap built in" sounds gun related

  • campodicassi
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 3:54pm

    Soooo....We've come all the way back around to "She just ain't had the right dick yet"?

  • YigFatherOfSerpents
    13 points Oct 22,2019, 9:55am

    Anyone else hear this in the voice of a conversion therapist? Like if you switch the wording around a bit that is exactly what one would say.

  • redmanspeak
    6 points Oct 22,2019, 12:59pm

    "disrespect women who come with the strap built in"...you mean a guy?

  • iafx
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 11:25am

    I feel like every post in this sub is a precursor to the "Hol up" meme

  • Gritzollen
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:02pm

    This is an extension of the nonsense idea that rejecting advances from a trans person makes you a bigot.

  • Dr_Despacito
    4 points Oct 22,2019, 12:07pm

    Lmao come with the strap built in

  • cjwat98
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 1:47pm

    Degenerates

  • BiteYourOwnTongue
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:12pm

    strap built in

    So...a....penis?

  • the_great_redeemer
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:31pm

    I want to leave this nightmare

  • firebearhero
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 3:46pm

    /r/itsafetish

    straight dude with a weird fetish. lots of em.

  • BobSilverwind
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 4:35pm

    Thats not how you lesbian

  • Icelanticore
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 5:09pm

    What the actual fuck is wrong with people

  • Sunupu
    13 points Oct 22,2019, 11:51am

    If you're trans and want a "gay" relationship you're heterosexual. Sorry, sex and gender are different things, your argument.

    You're trying to date people who by definition aren't biologically attracted to you - it's entitled and dumb

  • oldfrostedone
    6 points Oct 22,2019, 1:15pm

    Why does this whole degenerate community revolve around fucking?

  • mycatiswatchingyou
    3 points Oct 22,2019, 10:36am

    I haven't browsed the comments yet, but I don't know what the hell this means. Guess I'm that out of touch.

  • cokeiscool
    3 points Oct 22,2019, 11:49am

    A strap built in? Da fuq

  • Electroverted
    3 points Oct 22,2019, 1:34pm

    Puts a new perspective on "I'm a lesbian trapped in this body" t-shirts.

  • ChronoMeme
    31 points Oct 22,2019, 7:32am

    I am so fucking sick of trans gays/lesbians.

    Let's face it, they're just heteros that want to use the trans shit to get closer and fuck homos.

  • BrendanKwapis
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 10:10am

    I thought it was a joke at first. It’s funny if you read it that way

  • apacheattaccspaniard
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:00pm

    Mike "if you're white, you're alright" Pence

  • SoftboiiConnor
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 1:36pm

    I mean.... They shouldn't be disrespecting trans lesbians but a girl is also allowed to say she's not into real dicks. GENITAL PREFERENCES ARE NOT TRANSPHOBIC!
    Sincerely, a trans man

  • _zuzi_
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 8:40am

    Oh my god ohmygod oh MYgod OH MY GOD oh my gooooood some ppl should receive the X-men Origin Deadpool treatment.

    MY GOD

  • HoakHulgan
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 10:27am

    this is a joke hopefully

  • literallyliquid
    -3 points Oct 22,2019, 12:38pm

    This is a joke

  • MothBoyo
    -8 points Oct 22,2019, 12:15pm

    As a trans guy I just find the way this is worded so funny like jeez, ik that transgirls who are lesbian can be treated pretty harshly, but just why, why would you word this like that.(Btw I'm in a gay relationship and I want all y'all to know that it's not "just being a straight" so I would like all the assholes in the crowd to cut that shit out)

  • LuthienByNight
    -14 points Oct 22,2019, 1:21pm

    Reading these comments, wow has this sub changed. It's just full-on "fuck trans people" now.

    Disappointing. This used to be the only place I knew where people could call out shitty behavior without making shitty comments and wild overgeneralizations.

    I suppose it's only a matter of time when the sub by definition only shows you the worst of a group.

  • ThatLeviathan
    -42 points Oct 22,2019, 6:47am
  • shayjaco
    -7 points Oct 22,2019, 1:31pm

    this is very clearly satirical...

COMMENTS

  • LickNipMcSkip
    839 points Oct 22,2019, 8:31am

    Isn’t all this just attempted conversion therapy but with public shaming instead of electric shocks?

  • thedapperdoll
    740 points Oct 22,2019, 6:02am

    Yeah, lesbians don't owe you nothing. Fuck off.

    Also, strap-ons can be put away after fun times, they don't get in the way of scissoring and eating each other out, they don't need condoms, they don't shoot out cum, there is zero risk of getting pregnant, they won't carry nasty stuff if cleaned properly, they can be switched out for a variety of textures, shapes, sizes and situations, they can be double sided for mutual pleasure, they can glow in the dark, roles can be switched around easily, they can vibrate for solo fun and if you're feeling silly, you can sword fight with them.

    I'm not saying real dicks aren't fun but only if you're into them. Everyone's should be allowed preferences without harassment, guilt tripping, or bullying.

  • FMural
    39 points Oct 22,2019, 9:45am

    Are we at the point where these people will just eat each other up alive and we can go back to having sane discourse that doesn't involve them?

    No?

    Darn.

  • 111122223138
    178 points Oct 22,2019, 8:53am

    SUCK THE DICK, BIGOT

  • cookiescrumble30
    28 points Oct 22,2019, 8:26am

    Now I remember why I stopped using tumblr..

  • CondensedBemusement
    208 points Oct 22,2019, 3:05am

    Seriously ... there's a lot more to being a top than having something wobbling around in front of your crotch.

    The fact that our author thinks that a cock (or reasonably facsimile) is all you need is prima facie evidence that he's not equipped to be a top.

  • Willeyy
    59 points Oct 22,2019, 9:45am

    Holy shit am I glad this sub agrees. I told the blog I was following that reblogged that they’re absolutely not the same thing. They of course deflected and expect lesbians to want their girl dick anyways. Typical.

  • sirsailorsloth
    40 points Oct 22,2019, 7:59am

    ‘come with the strap built in’that’s gold

  • P_Duyd
    87 points Oct 22,2019, 3:35am

    that sounds like dating a male with extra steps

  • 314rft
    15 points Oct 22,2019, 10:21am

    Okay this REALLY reads like a trancel!

  • thenationalblade
    16 points Oct 22,2019, 10:43am

    Does "strap built in" mean "penis"?

  • Onya_mans_face
    11 points Oct 22,2019, 9:09am

    I'm so confused how is that even comparable

  • hi-im-jason-from-mcr
    11 points Oct 22,2019, 12:36pm

    This is like telling a gay guy to go fuck a woman.

  • Chunkeeguy
    30 points Oct 22,2019, 7:01am

    Will the mental derangement never end

  • Yucoliptus
    8 points Oct 22,2019, 11:30am

    "I got the strap built in" sounds gun related

  • campodicassi
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 3:54pm

    Soooo....We've come all the way back around to "She just ain't had the right dick yet"?

  • YigFatherOfSerpents
    13 points Oct 22,2019, 9:55am

    Anyone else hear this in the voice of a conversion therapist? Like if you switch the wording around a bit that is exactly what one would say.

  • redmanspeak
    6 points Oct 22,2019, 12:59pm

    "disrespect women who come with the strap built in"...you mean a guy?

  • iafx
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 11:25am

    I feel like every post in this sub is a precursor to the "Hol up" meme

  • Gritzollen
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:02pm

    This is an extension of the nonsense idea that rejecting advances from a trans person makes you a bigot.

  • Dr_Despacito
    4 points Oct 22,2019, 12:07pm

    Lmao come with the strap built in

  • cjwat98
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 1:47pm

    Degenerates

  • BiteYourOwnTongue
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:12pm

    strap built in

    So...a....penis?

  • the_great_redeemer
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:31pm

    I want to leave this nightmare

  • firebearhero
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 3:46pm

    /r/itsafetish

    straight dude with a weird fetish. lots of em.

  • BobSilverwind
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 4:35pm

    Thats not how you lesbian

  • Icelanticore
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 5:09pm

    What the actual fuck is wrong with people

  • Sunupu
    13 points Oct 22,2019, 11:51am

    If you're trans and want a "gay" relationship you're heterosexual. Sorry, sex and gender are different things, your argument.

    You're trying to date people who by definition aren't biologically attracted to you - it's entitled and dumb

  • oldfrostedone
    6 points Oct 22,2019, 1:15pm

    Why does this whole degenerate community revolve around fucking?

  • mycatiswatchingyou
    3 points Oct 22,2019, 10:36am

    I haven't browsed the comments yet, but I don't know what the hell this means. Guess I'm that out of touch.

  • cokeiscool
    3 points Oct 22,2019, 11:49am

    A strap built in? Da fuq

  • Electroverted
    3 points Oct 22,2019, 1:34pm

    Puts a new perspective on "I'm a lesbian trapped in this body" t-shirts.

  • ChronoMeme
    31 points Oct 22,2019, 7:32am

    I am so fucking sick of trans gays/lesbians.

    Let's face it, they're just heteros that want to use the trans shit to get closer and fuck homos.

  • BrendanKwapis
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 10:10am

    I thought it was a joke at first. It’s funny if you read it that way

  • apacheattaccspaniard
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 2:00pm

    Mike "if you're white, you're alright" Pence

  • SoftboiiConnor
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 1:36pm

    I mean.... They shouldn't be disrespecting trans lesbians but a girl is also allowed to say she's not into real dicks. GENITAL PREFERENCES ARE NOT TRANSPHOBIC!
    Sincerely, a trans man

  • _zuzi_
    5 points Oct 22,2019, 8:40am

    Oh my god ohmygod oh MYgod OH MY GOD oh my gooooood some ppl should receive the X-men Origin Deadpool treatment.

    MY GOD

  • HoakHulgan
    1 points Oct 22,2019, 10:27am

    this is a joke hopefully

  • literallyliquid
    -3 points Oct 22,2019, 12:38pm

    This is a joke

  • MothBoyo
    -8 points Oct 22,2019, 12:15pm

    As a trans guy I just find the way this is worded so funny like jeez, ik that transgirls who are lesbian can be treated pretty harshly, but just why, why would you word this like that.(Btw I'm in a gay relationship and I want all y'all to know that it's not "just being a straight" so I would like all the assholes in the crowd to cut that shit out)

  • LuthienByNight
    -14 points Oct 22,2019, 1:21pm

    Reading these comments, wow has this sub changed. It's just full-on "fuck trans people" now.

    Disappointing. This used to be the only place I knew where people could call out shitty behavior without making shitty comments and wild overgeneralizations.

    I suppose it's only a matter of time when the sub by definition only shows you the worst of a group.

  • ThatLeviathan
    -42 points Oct 22,2019, 6:47am
  • shayjaco
    -7 points Oct 22,2019, 1:31pm

    this is very clearly satirical...

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Breaking: Woman Who’s Been In Three Serious Relationships in the Last Two Months Announces That “The only good person with a penis is Cody Simpson”

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COMMENTS

  • TitsOfPromethea
    68 points Oct 21,2019, 11:17am

    If all guys are evil, maybe it’s you that’s the problem. Not them. But that would require actual internal recognition

  • ctrum69
    47 points Oct 21,2019, 11:56am

    can we stop using vat grown Disney child stars as the base level for human opinion?

  • SheiBataa
    30 points Oct 21,2019, 1:14pm

    She spent a good few years presenting herself as a sex-crazed party animal, shes got a long way to go to get past that reputation and have have a better circle around her. She will not meet someone who will respect her as an individual for a good while, unless shes incredibly lucky and I hope she is for her own sake.

  • MonkeyOnYourMomsBack
    29 points Oct 21,2019, 11:14am

    What makes it better is that

    1) the first of those three relationships was a marriage

    2) she runs the (cringe inducing title) “Happy Hippie Foundation” a charity for LGBT youth

  • Pyro-Millie
    8 points Oct 21,2019, 1:16pm

    Oh no Miley’s gone Political Lesbian NOOOOO

  • sexytime102
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 3:00pm

    So I take it the lesbian charade wasn't netting her the attention she needed anymore, and this is her way to excuse her lez stint because she's suddenly into guys again?

  • altmehere
    5 points Oct 21,2019, 1:22pm

    thought she 'had to be gay' because all guys are 'evil'

    If she was a lesbian she would probably think all women are evil.

  • neveragoodtime
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 2:58pm

    Her dad is sad.

  • TravisScottMescudi
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 12:55pm

    why doesn’t this bitch just stick to shaking her non existent ass and pissing in public like the trashy whore she is and keep her mouth shut

  • PriHors
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 4:13pm

    So I expect she will go through a quick series of girlfriends and discover that everyone sucks, specially the type that her, as a celebrity that has been one since being a kid, is likely to meet.

  • BobSilverwind
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 7:52pm

    "Men are all evil"

    HER DAD<

    DONT BREAK MY HEART, MY ACHEY BREAKY HEART

  • PeanutButtHer
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 7:57pm

    Thats rich coming from a piece of trash.

  • Tekinesis
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 8:29pm

    Three Serious relationships

    Over the past two months

    :thinking:

COMMENTS

  • TitsOfPromethea
    68 points Oct 21,2019, 11:17am

    If all guys are evil, maybe it’s you that’s the problem. Not them. But that would require actual internal recognition

  • ctrum69
    47 points Oct 21,2019, 11:56am

    can we stop using vat grown Disney child stars as the base level for human opinion?

  • SheiBataa
    30 points Oct 21,2019, 1:14pm

    She spent a good few years presenting herself as a sex-crazed party animal, shes got a long way to go to get past that reputation and have have a better circle around her. She will not meet someone who will respect her as an individual for a good while, unless shes incredibly lucky and I hope she is for her own sake.

  • Acheros
    42 points Oct 21,2019, 11:52am

    You meet one person who's an asshole. you met an asshole.

    if everyone you meet is an asshole? you're an asshole.

  • MonkeyOnYourMomsBack
    29 points Oct 21,2019, 11:14am

    What makes it better is that

    1) the first of those three relationships was a marriage

    2) she runs the (cringe inducing title) “Happy Hippie Foundation” a charity for LGBT youth

  • Pyro-Millie
    8 points Oct 21,2019, 1:16pm

    Oh no Miley’s gone Political Lesbian NOOOOO

  • sexytime102
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 3:00pm

    So I take it the lesbian charade wasn't netting her the attention she needed anymore, and this is her way to excuse her lez stint because she's suddenly into guys again?

  • altmehere
    5 points Oct 21,2019, 1:22pm

    thought she 'had to be gay' because all guys are 'evil'

    If she was a lesbian she would probably think all women are evil.

  • neveragoodtime
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 2:58pm

    Her dad is sad.

  • TravisScottMescudi
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 12:55pm

    why doesn’t this bitch just stick to shaking her non existent ass and pissing in public like the trashy whore she is and keep her mouth shut

  • PriHors
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 4:13pm

    So I expect she will go through a quick series of girlfriends and discover that everyone sucks, specially the type that her, as a celebrity that has been one since being a kid, is likely to meet.

  • BobSilverwind
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 7:52pm

    "Men are all evil"

    HER DAD<

    DONT BREAK MY HEART, MY ACHEY BREAKY HEART

  • PeanutButtHer
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 7:57pm

    Thats rich coming from a piece of trash.

  • Tekinesis
    1 points Oct 21,2019, 8:29pm

    Three Serious relationships

    Over the past two months

    :thinking:

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COMMENTS

  • proman232
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 5:54pm
  • CondensedBemusement
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 7:51pm

    oft

    Really? Oft?

    You couldn't figure out a way to squeeze in 'unto' or even 'asunder' into your bigoted gatekeeping?

COMMENTS

  • proman232
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 5:54pm
  • CondensedBemusement
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 7:51pm

    oft

    Really? Oft?

    You couldn't figure out a way to squeeze in 'unto' or even 'asunder' into your bigoted gatekeeping?

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On Steven Universe

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COMMENTS

  • MikeWillTerminate
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 5:52pm

    Even before looking at this post, I know this shit will be psychotic.

  • sundogra
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 6:35pm

    if gems are genderless, then could he be 1/2 genderless and 1/2 male cisgender? i'm legitimately curious what his actual gender would be biologically.

  • ircole327
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 7:37pm

    How dare steven (who has a canon girlfriend and also goes by he) be a Cishet man?????

  • undetailed
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 5:55pm

    yeah, he's an abomination of nature, get it right!

COMMENTS

  • MikeWillTerminate
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 5:52pm

    Even before looking at this post, I know this shit will be psychotic.

  • sundogra
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 6:35pm

    if gems are genderless, then could he be 1/2 genderless and 1/2 male cisgender? i'm legitimately curious what his actual gender would be biologically.

  • ircole327
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 7:37pm

    How dare steven (who has a canon girlfriend and also goes by he) be a Cishet man?????

  • Andrew50Calibre
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 6:50pm

    Jesus Christ...

    *Takes long drag of cig*

    Got no words for you buddy

  • undetailed
    1 points Oct 20,2019, 5:55pm

    yeah, he's an abomination of nature, get it right!

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Apparently the word "female" can't be used in ANY context now

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COMMENTS

  • 5th_Law_of_Robotics
    62 points Oct 18,2019, 8:15am

    "Using female in any context is demeaning! Now let me go on endlessly about male privilege".

  • OptatusCleary
    24 points Oct 18,2019, 9:41am

    In the original message he uses “female” as an obvious adjective. There’s really no other adjective that would work in the context (“womanly” isn’t used that way, and saying “woman streamers” would seem much more offensive.)

    I agree that using “females” as a noun is at least a bit weird and nature-documentary-sounding. But this isn’t at all what this poster is doing.

  • CondensedBemusement
    29 points Oct 18,2019, 9:01am

    I like the terms male and female ... they are precise and explicit.

    Which, of course, is why regressives hate those terms.

  • Tailtappin
    9 points Oct 18,2019, 9:25am

    Yeah...I'm sorry to disappoint you but if we use the words "ladies" that somehow always gets taken as sexist. If we use the word "women" then it's assumed that the next thing out of our mouths will be misogynistic. So we use females because...wait...why the fuck not?

    Actually, I don't care anymore anyway. I'm going to use all of those words when pertinent and anybody who has a problem with it can kiss my ass.

  • Barney_the_soldier
    5 points Oct 18,2019, 7:47am

    Every day, we stray further from god's light

  • Ihavenopurposeinlif3
    4 points Oct 18,2019, 8:31am

    I’ma male

  • IsDobbyFree
    5 points Oct 18,2019, 8:42am

    I use male all the time tf?

  • CaptainBazbotron
    2 points Oct 18,2019, 10:58am

    How the fuck is female demeaning. Insecure bastards.

  • Boat_Shoe_Fat_Jew
    2 points Oct 18,2019, 11:28am

    >of course he said female

    Literally fuck off and die. What a complete non-issue to bitch about.

  • Dwavenhobble
    4 points Oct 18,2019, 11:35am

    Last time some-one told me using the term female was offensive I decided to indulge them by using an alternative term. Turns out after using "Bitches and Hos" for a a short while they were more than happy for me to use the term female again.

  • Here4thefriendship
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 10:38am

    You must be popular if you manage to snag Ninja as a handle

  • neveragoodtime
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 3:02pm

    What if I told you that women are just female people?

  • NicoNicoWryyy
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 3:48pm

    I feel like women who complain about the word "female" use the word "male" regularly and love objectifying men.

  • PondanNaya
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:55am

    Women frogs, women chickens, women whales, women donkeys, women slugs.

    See why using the *adjective* "female" might be useful?

  • thedapperdoll
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:14am

    Okay, I'll just use bitch, cunt and hoe then.

  • cmh2024
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:20am

    Do they even go outside? I and most men I know use male all the time.

  • sexytime102
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:32am

    One day the pendulum's gonna swing and people are just gonna use whatever word sounds right to them at the moment.

  • Crazycatgirl16
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 10:33am

    I was on the greys anatomy sub and used the word female, I said female viewers and someone got upset with me and told me I should use "women viewers" but female views makes more sense, I think

    Why cant people get upset over real, legitimate things

  • Just_The_Men
    -1 points Oct 18,2019, 11:10am

    Naturally, the only correct term is “Femoid”

COMMENTS

  • 5th_Law_of_Robotics
    62 points Oct 18,2019, 8:15am

    "Using female in any context is demeaning! Now let me go on endlessly about male privilege".

  • OptatusCleary
    24 points Oct 18,2019, 9:41am

    In the original message he uses “female” as an obvious adjective. There’s really no other adjective that would work in the context (“womanly” isn’t used that way, and saying “woman streamers” would seem much more offensive.)

    I agree that using “females” as a noun is at least a bit weird and nature-documentary-sounding. But this isn’t at all what this poster is doing.

  • CondensedBemusement
    29 points Oct 18,2019, 9:01am

    I like the terms male and female ... they are precise and explicit.

    Which, of course, is why regressives hate those terms.

  • okerif
    7 points Oct 18,2019, 9:15am

    Non native speaker here, can "women" be used as an adjetive?

  • Tailtappin
    9 points Oct 18,2019, 9:25am

    Yeah...I'm sorry to disappoint you but if we use the words "ladies" that somehow always gets taken as sexist. If we use the word "women" then it's assumed that the next thing out of our mouths will be misogynistic. So we use females because...wait...why the fuck not?

    Actually, I don't care anymore anyway. I'm going to use all of those words when pertinent and anybody who has a problem with it can kiss my ass.

  • Barney_the_soldier
    5 points Oct 18,2019, 7:47am

    Every day, we stray further from god's light

  • Ihavenopurposeinlif3
    4 points Oct 18,2019, 8:31am

    I’ma male

  • IsDobbyFree
    5 points Oct 18,2019, 8:42am

    I use male all the time tf?

  • CaptainBazbotron
    2 points Oct 18,2019, 10:58am

    How the fuck is female demeaning. Insecure bastards.

  • Boat_Shoe_Fat_Jew
    2 points Oct 18,2019, 11:28am

    >of course he said female

    Literally fuck off and die. What a complete non-issue to bitch about.

  • Dwavenhobble
    4 points Oct 18,2019, 11:35am

    Last time some-one told me using the term female was offensive I decided to indulge them by using an alternative term. Turns out after using "Bitches and Hos" for a a short while they were more than happy for me to use the term female again.

  • Here4thefriendship
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 10:38am

    You must be popular if you manage to snag Ninja as a handle

  • neveragoodtime
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 3:02pm

    What if I told you that women are just female people?

  • NicoNicoWryyy
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 3:48pm

    I feel like women who complain about the word "female" use the word "male" regularly and love objectifying men.

  • PondanNaya
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:55am

    Women frogs, women chickens, women whales, women donkeys, women slugs.

    See why using the *adjective* "female" might be useful?

  • thedapperdoll
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:14am

    Okay, I'll just use bitch, cunt and hoe then.

  • cmh2024
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:20am

    Do they even go outside? I and most men I know use male all the time.

  • sexytime102
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 9:32am

    One day the pendulum's gonna swing and people are just gonna use whatever word sounds right to them at the moment.

  • Crazycatgirl16
    1 points Oct 18,2019, 10:33am

    I was on the greys anatomy sub and used the word female, I said female viewers and someone got upset with me and told me I should use "women viewers" but female views makes more sense, I think

    Why cant people get upset over real, legitimate things

  • Just_The_Men
    -1 points Oct 18,2019, 11:10am

    Naturally, the only correct term is “Femoid”

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COMMENTS

  • whitelilyflower
    85 points Oct 17,2019, 2:53am

    The thing is, Lil Nas X has already said the song has nothing to do with being gay. It’s about horses. That’s it.

  • samirbrokeit
    37 points Oct 17,2019, 3:30am

    Oh my god, it's not free from criticism or disinterest because it's supposedly important to our community. Shush.

  • and-another-one-down
    19 points Oct 17,2019, 4:26am

    I mean it’s a little bit boring for my tastes but even I don’t think it’s about being gay.

  • Andrew50Calibre
    7 points Oct 17,2019, 7:02am

    Oh my God, everyone is entitled to an opinion on something. Stop trying to prevent criticism cause it only gives more of the reason to criticize those trying to enforce this and the thing itself.

  • Growlitherapy
    5 points Oct 17,2019, 6:05am

    If you hate ram ranch ur homophobic /s

  • throwaway48u48282819
    3 points Oct 17,2019, 11:46am

    Um...didn't "Old Town Road" break a record for weeks set at number 1 by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men (all black people) and tied by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee (all Hispanic people)?

    I don't really see how the POC debate comes in here.

  • JWalker444
    2 points Oct 17,2019, 4:56am

    It's bad

  • ptitty12392
    3 points Oct 17,2019, 9:01am

    Well, it's a shitty song and Lil Nas is not to my tastes. Fuck off bitch

  • ColdDour
    2 points Oct 17,2019, 2:33am

    Literal new fags thinking Brokeback is their story :D

  • mdoddr
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 8:29am

    so that's why my 5 year old is walking around singing "old town road, to the old town road"

    I though he just made up new lyrics to the PJ masks theme.

  • TrevyandAdrian
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 12:23pm

    But like, it's not even a good song though.

  • ShillerndeGeister
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 1:04pm

    AINT NOBODY FUCK MY HOOORSES

  • darkjungle
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 2:21pm

    I didn't like the song long before everyone knew he was gay.

COMMENTS

  • whitelilyflower
    85 points Oct 17,2019, 2:53am

    The thing is, Lil Nas X has already said the song has nothing to do with being gay. It’s about horses. That’s it.

  • samirbrokeit
    37 points Oct 17,2019, 3:30am

    Oh my god, it's not free from criticism or disinterest because it's supposedly important to our community. Shush.

  • and-another-one-down
    19 points Oct 17,2019, 4:26am

    I mean it’s a little bit boring for my tastes but even I don’t think it’s about being gay.

  • CaptainBazbotron
    8 points Oct 17,2019, 5:56am

    It's just great song, like it could be about murdering puppies for all I care, the song sounds fantastic. Even then the song has nothing to do with LGBT.

  • Andrew50Calibre
    7 points Oct 17,2019, 7:02am

    Oh my God, everyone is entitled to an opinion on something. Stop trying to prevent criticism cause it only gives more of the reason to criticize those trying to enforce this and the thing itself.

  • Growlitherapy
    5 points Oct 17,2019, 6:05am

    If you hate ram ranch ur homophobic /s

  • throwaway48u48282819
    3 points Oct 17,2019, 11:46am

    Um...didn't "Old Town Road" break a record for weeks set at number 1 by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men (all black people) and tied by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee (all Hispanic people)?

    I don't really see how the POC debate comes in here.

  • JWalker444
    2 points Oct 17,2019, 4:56am

    It's bad

  • ptitty12392
    3 points Oct 17,2019, 9:01am

    Well, it's a shitty song and Lil Nas is not to my tastes. Fuck off bitch

  • ColdDour
    2 points Oct 17,2019, 2:33am

    Literal new fags thinking Brokeback is their story :D

  • mdoddr
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 8:29am

    so that's why my 5 year old is walking around singing "old town road, to the old town road"

    I though he just made up new lyrics to the PJ masks theme.

  • TrevyandAdrian
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 12:23pm

    But like, it's not even a good song though.

  • ShillerndeGeister
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 1:04pm

    AINT NOBODY FUCK MY HOOORSES

  • darkjungle
    1 points Oct 17,2019, 2:21pm

    I didn't like the song long before everyone knew he was gay.