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What the fuck? Cowboys are just an everybody thing, gay cowboys are a subculture of it and Lil Nas X said the song has nothing to do with that.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

I thought cowboys were an just american thing. The gays have steven universe.

I don't think it was lil nas x, I think it was Grant McDonald and the ram ranch cinematic universe. All 201 ram ranch songs.

Literally no difference?

Literally?

So by this logic fathers are also mothers. Gold medal in mental gymnastics right here

I saw this tweet earlier today, iirc it’s a satire account

As explained in another post, it’s from a parody account, and a darn good one at that

Maybe those freaks can jizz out a full grown babby!

There are many differences, but I don't feel that you need to push a person out of your uterus to be a mom.

Wouldn't this have implications for abortion vis a vie the moral status of the sperm that the people who believe this would be against?

I'm going to start parking in the expecting mother's spots at the grocery store now. I'll tell anyone that confronts me that I'm gestating in my balls. Literally no difference!

Don’t mind me, just taking up space and being my fabulous fat self.

Could you sound more pretentious?

Once all these fat "icons" die at the age of 40 from heart failure, maybe then society will realize how stupid saying their lifestyle isn't bad is.

the blue-haired one is possibly the palest being I've ever seen.

These same people demonize smokers because it's "unhealthy"... the irony kills me and the rob reiner southpark episode is more accurate every year.

Me and the boys dying of heart problems before 40

I mean, live your best life and be fat I guess, just don't pretend you're the picture of good health.

I'd call all except one person in this image fat.

Is the person the the chair a vampire

This isn't hateful, though. This isn't "I hate you if you aren't X" or "kill all X" or doing anything that's putting other people down or claiming superiority or anything like that. Literally says "I'm hanging out being myself". I can't really be down with mocking that.

Skinny shaming is a thing. I’ve been shamed for it (ususally by other women) because I’m like 100 pounds soaking wet. I’m tiny as heck

fatphobia is systematic, skinny shaming is individual

Translation: my oppression matters more than your oppression

Saying being overweigth aint healthy isnt "systematic fatshaming" fatties, it just people trying to help you not get diabetes

Basically "I don't like what you're saying but I have no argument."

Same argument as why you can’t be racist towards white people. According to a friend, that is actually known as “reverse prejudice”.

An argument made by people who are fundamentally confused and know that there is injustice, but don’t understand how it manifests.

"My problems outweigh yours, therefore yours do not exist."

I really don't have the spoons for this today

That's because you're using them to shovel Haagen-Dazs into your facehole.

Skinny shaming is a thing. Just go over to r/gentlemenboners and look at any of the comments for Natalia Dyer. And that's just from the dudes.

You're still an asshole, though, that's the thing.

Ah the tactics are changing. It used to be: "Here is a list of informative sources"*

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*Proceeds to post list of blogs making outlandish claims using other blogs as their sources.

Bejng overweight has been discovered to lead to multiple health problems and is thusly considered unhealthy.

"fAt ShAmInG iS sYsTeMaTiC"

Skinny (real girls have meat) shaming (men don't want bones) isn't (you're literally just bones how can you even be alive?) A (lmaoo where's her ass??) real (you look anorexic! Eat a burger) thing

I really don't have the spoons for this today.

That's because they're all dirty in the sink from last night's binge eating, you filthy heifer.

the spoons for this today

A great guideline for people who truly suffer from some serious debilitating issues, often used by the libtards as a way to excuse their lazy attitudes.

They can dish it out but can't take it themselves.

I swear its only obese women who've skinny shamed me.

As a dangerously skinny person, I honestly don't really think skinny shaming is all that serious. I don't think fat shaming is real, so I think the same should go for skinny shaming.

OK, but nobody shames curvy women, at least that I am aware of...

Oh, right, that's just a euphemism.

I compete in BJJ and weigh around 108lbs. I’m the smallest at my gym by around 30 lbs and I am extremely sick of hearing jokes from my gym mates about how they could throw me across the room or that they can curl me while I’m trying an armbar. They probably could do those things but it makes me feel weak and inferior over something I can’t control. How is skinny shaming not a thing?

I've somehow been made fun of for both of those things at the same time and they both suck. I'm pretty sure I'm average weight but when I was younger I was bullied by a girl with the "go eat a sandwich" and such. Now, certain family members keep pressuring me to lose weight (that as far as my doctor is concerned, I probably don't need to lose) and telling me "oh... You're getting a little heavy, you shouldn't be wearing that" And it hurts just as much as the other way around.

'Fat phobia' isn't real 🙄

JUSTICE FOR ANOREXIA!

“The spoons!” I had forgotten all about that phrase. Throwback. They used to use that all the time in like 2013-2014 when I first came here and was a boring anti-SJW center-left faggot. Then I realized SJWs are kind of right about a lot of stuff and went full SJW posting on SRS all the time. Then finally I realized that yes, SJWs are factually correct on many issues but their morals are all stupid and based on the wrong stuff, and actually the alt right is best. Now I’m back on here but as a white nationalist and seeing that “spoons” phrase again. Sometimes the more things change the more they stay the same.

Isn’t all this just attempted conversion therapy but with public shaming instead of electric shocks?

Yeah, lesbians don't owe you nothing. Fuck off.

Also, strap-ons can be put away after fun times, they don't get in the way of scissoring and eating each other out, they don't need condoms, they don't shoot out cum, there is zero risk of getting pregnant, they won't carry nasty stuff if cleaned properly, they can be switched out for a variety of textures, shapes, sizes and situations, they can be double sided for mutual pleasure, they can glow in the dark, roles can be switched around easily, they can vibrate for solo fun and if you're feeling silly, you can sword fight with them.

I'm not saying real dicks aren't fun but only if you're into them. Everyone's should be allowed preferences without harassment, guilt tripping, or bullying.

Are we at the point where these people will just eat each other up alive and we can go back to having sane discourse that doesn't involve them?

No?

Darn.

SUCK THE DICK, BIGOT

Now I remember why I stopped using tumblr..

Seriously ... there's a lot more to being a top than having something wobbling around in front of your crotch.

The fact that our author thinks that a cock (or reasonably facsimile) is all you need is prima facie evidence that he's not equipped to be a top.

Holy shit am I glad this sub agrees. I told the blog I was following that reblogged that they’re absolutely not the same thing. They of course deflected and expect lesbians to want their girl dick anyways. Typical.

‘come with the strap built in’that’s gold

that sounds like dating a male with extra steps

Okay this REALLY reads like a trancel!

Does "strap built in" mean "penis"?

I'm so confused how is that even comparable

This is like telling a gay guy to go fuck a woman.

Will the mental derangement never end

"I got the strap built in" sounds gun related

Soooo....We've come all the way back around to "She just ain't had the right dick yet"?

Anyone else hear this in the voice of a conversion therapist? Like if you switch the wording around a bit that is exactly what one would say.

"disrespect women who come with the strap built in"...you mean a guy?

I feel like every post in this sub is a precursor to the "Hol up" meme

This is an extension of the nonsense idea that rejecting advances from a trans person makes you a bigot.

Lmao come with the strap built in

Degenerates

strap built in

So...a....penis?

I want to leave this nightmare

/r/itsafetish

straight dude with a weird fetish. lots of em.

Thats not how you lesbian

What the actual fuck is wrong with people

If you're trans and want a "gay" relationship you're heterosexual. Sorry, sex and gender are different things, your argument.

You're trying to date people who by definition aren't biologically attracted to you - it's entitled and dumb

Why does this whole degenerate community revolve around fucking?

I haven't browsed the comments yet, but I don't know what the hell this means. Guess I'm that out of touch.

A strap built in? Da fuq

Puts a new perspective on "I'm a lesbian trapped in this body" t-shirts.

I am so fucking sick of trans gays/lesbians.

Let's face it, they're just heteros that want to use the trans shit to get closer and fuck homos.

I thought it was a joke at first. It’s funny if you read it that way

Mike "if you're white, you're alright" Pence

I mean.... They shouldn't be disrespecting trans lesbians but a girl is also allowed to say she's not into real dicks. GENITAL PREFERENCES ARE NOT TRANSPHOBIC!
Sincerely, a trans man

Oh my god ohmygod oh MYgod OH MY GOD oh my gooooood some ppl should receive the X-men Origin Deadpool treatment.

MY GOD

this is a joke hopefully

This is a joke

As a trans guy I just find the way this is worded so funny like jeez, ik that transgirls who are lesbian can be treated pretty harshly, but just why, why would you word this like that.(Btw I'm in a gay relationship and I want all y'all to know that it's not "just being a straight" so I would like all the assholes in the crowd to cut that shit out)

Reading these comments, wow has this sub changed. It's just full-on "fuck trans people" now.

Disappointing. This used to be the only place I knew where people could call out shitty behavior without making shitty comments and wild overgeneralizations.

I suppose it's only a matter of time when the sub by definition only shows you the worst of a group.

r/whoosh

this is very clearly satirical...

If all guys are evil, maybe it’s you that’s the problem. Not them. But that would require actual internal recognition

can we stop using vat grown Disney child stars as the base level for human opinion?

She spent a good few years presenting herself as a sex-crazed party animal, shes got a long way to go to get past that reputation and have have a better circle around her. She will not meet someone who will respect her as an individual for a good while, unless shes incredibly lucky and I hope she is for her own sake.

You meet one person who's an asshole. you met an asshole.

if everyone you meet is an asshole? you're an asshole.

What makes it better is that

1) the first of those three relationships was a marriage

2) she runs the (cringe inducing title) “Happy Hippie Foundation” a charity for LGBT youth

Oh no Miley’s gone Political Lesbian NOOOOO

So I take it the lesbian charade wasn't netting her the attention she needed anymore, and this is her way to excuse her lez stint because she's suddenly into guys again?

thought she 'had to be gay' because all guys are 'evil'

If she was a lesbian she would probably think all women are evil.

Her dad is sad.

why doesn’t this bitch just stick to shaking her non existent ass and pissing in public like the trashy whore she is and keep her mouth shut

So I expect she will go through a quick series of girlfriends and discover that everyone sucks, specially the type that her, as a celebrity that has been one since being a kid, is likely to meet.

"Men are all evil"

HER DAD<

DONT BREAK MY HEART, MY ACHEY BREAKY HEART

Thats rich coming from a piece of trash.

Three Serious relationships

Over the past two months

:thinking:

r/iamverysmart or r/ihadastroke ?

oft

Really? Oft?

You couldn't figure out a way to squeeze in 'unto' or even 'asunder' into your bigoted gatekeeping?

Even before looking at this post, I know this shit will be psychotic.

if gems are genderless, then could he be 1/2 genderless and 1/2 male cisgender? i'm legitimately curious what his actual gender would be biologically.

How dare steven (who has a canon girlfriend and also goes by he) be a Cishet man?????

Jesus Christ...

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*Takes long drag of cig*

Got no words for you buddy

yeah, he's an abomination of nature, get it right!

"Using female in any context is demeaning! Now let me go on endlessly about male privilege".

In the original message he uses “female” as an obvious adjective. There’s really no other adjective that would work in the context (“womanly” isn’t used that way, and saying “woman streamers” would seem much more offensive.)

I agree that using “females” as a noun is at least a bit weird and nature-documentary-sounding. But this isn’t at all what this poster is doing.

I like the terms male and female ... they are precise and explicit.

Which, of course, is why regressives hate those terms.

Non native speaker here, can "women" be used as an adjetive?

Yeah...I'm sorry to disappoint you but if we use the words "ladies" that somehow always gets taken as sexist. If we use the word "women" then it's assumed that the next thing out of our mouths will be misogynistic. So we use females because...wait...why the fuck not?

Actually, I don't care anymore anyway. I'm going to use all of those words when pertinent and anybody who has a problem with it can kiss my ass.

Every day, we stray further from god's light

I’ma male

I use male all the time tf?

How the fuck is female demeaning. Insecure bastards.

>of course he said female

Literally fuck off and die. What a complete non-issue to bitch about.

Last time some-one told me using the term female was offensive I decided to indulge them by using an alternative term. Turns out after using "Bitches and Hos" for a a short while they were more than happy for me to use the term female again.

You must be popular if you manage to snag Ninja as a handle

What if I told you that women are just female people?

I feel like women who complain about the word "female" use the word "male" regularly and love objectifying men.

Women frogs, women chickens, women whales, women donkeys, women slugs.

See why using the *adjective* "female" might be useful?

Okay, I'll just use bitch, cunt and hoe then.

Do they even go outside? I and most men I know use male all the time.

One day the pendulum's gonna swing and people are just gonna use whatever word sounds right to them at the moment.

I was on the greys anatomy sub and used the word female, I said female viewers and someone got upset with me and told me I should use "women viewers" but female views makes more sense, I think

Why cant people get upset over real, legitimate things

Naturally, the only correct term is “Femoid”

The thing is, Lil Nas X has already said the song has nothing to do with being gay. It’s about horses. That’s it.

Oh my god, it's not free from criticism or disinterest because it's supposedly important to our community. Shush.

I mean it’s a little bit boring for my tastes but even I don’t think it’s about being gay.

It's just great song, like it could be about murdering puppies for all I care, the song sounds fantastic. Even then the song has nothing to do with LGBT.

Oh my God, everyone is entitled to an opinion on something. Stop trying to prevent criticism cause it only gives more of the reason to criticize those trying to enforce this and the thing itself.

If you hate ram ranch ur homophobic /s

Um...didn't "Old Town Road" break a record for weeks set at number 1 by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men (all black people) and tied by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee (all Hispanic people)?

I don't really see how the POC debate comes in here.

It's bad

Well, it's a shitty song and Lil Nas is not to my tastes. Fuck off bitch

Literal new fags thinking Brokeback is their story :D

so that's why my 5 year old is walking around singing "old town road, to the old town road"

I though he just made up new lyrics to the PJ masks theme.

But like, it's not even a good song though.

AINT NOBODY FUCK MY HOOORSES

I didn't like the song long before everyone knew he was gay.