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"If you disagree with me you're just privileged!!!!"

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COMMENTS

  • ctrum69
    34 points Dec 12,2018, 10:23pm

    "I'm gonna post outrageous shit, and if you respond, you are instigating, and can see your way out! Harrumph!" they rallying cry of the bored tween everywhere.

  • fat_camp
    17 points Dec 12,2018, 11:31pm

    damn, wish i had a facebook so i could argue with her lol she'd shit herself if a mixed race bisexual woman told her she was wrong lol

  • TheBryceHasNoDice
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 10:27pm

    like when i got suspended for instigating a fight just by saying i was annoyed by someone who was... instigating fights

  • clever__name69
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 12:16am

    For context, this was posted after some people disagreed with her after she compared illegal immigration to the holocaust (and the tear gas thrown to gassing the jews)

  • CondensedBemusement
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 11:08pm

    Another racist who thinks they own the 'net.

  • Wylanderuk
    4 points Dec 13,2018, 9:37am

    And later that week "why is my friends list so much smaller than it was? OPPRESION!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • TakingUpSpace
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 1:15am
  • pokemon_fetish
    0 points Dec 13,2018, 1:28am

    I always tried to hide my jew hatred, but I am going to let it out now, FUCK IT, if you're offended by any of my antisemitism you can unfriend me, I will not be arguing with any old jew racists on my profile that deny the existence of Palestine and shit.

COMMENTS

  • ctrum69
    34 points Dec 12,2018, 10:23pm

    "I'm gonna post outrageous shit, and if you respond, you are instigating, and can see your way out! Harrumph!" they rallying cry of the bored tween everywhere.

  • fat_camp
    17 points Dec 12,2018, 11:31pm

    damn, wish i had a facebook so i could argue with her lol she'd shit herself if a mixed race bisexual woman told her she was wrong lol

  • TheBryceHasNoDice
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 10:27pm

    like when i got suspended for instigating a fight just by saying i was annoyed by someone who was... instigating fights

  • Bob9999999999999
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 2:36am

    I've always made a point not to be super political on any social media, avoiding sharing posts I thought may be too controversial or too opinionated

    I don't even know who this person is, and I'm still getting a definite "bullshit" reading on this sentence.

  • clever__name69
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 12:16am

    For context, this was posted after some people disagreed with her after she compared illegal immigration to the holocaust (and the tear gas thrown to gassing the jews)

  • CondensedBemusement
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 11:08pm

    Another racist who thinks they own the 'net.

  • Wylanderuk
    4 points Dec 13,2018, 9:37am

    And later that week "why is my friends list so much smaller than it was? OPPRESION!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • TakingUpSpace
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 1:15am
  • pokemon_fetish
    0 points Dec 13,2018, 1:28am

    I always tried to hide my jew hatred, but I am going to let it out now, FUCK IT, if you're offended by any of my antisemitism you can unfriend me, I will not be arguing with any old jew racists on my profile that deny the existence of Palestine and shit.

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I need new genders uwu

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COMMENTS

  • Chelsea_Kias
    101 points Dec 13,2018, 1:50am

    I think there is a gender involving a cat in a box for that. But seriously, what kind of gender is "not female or male, while can be both female or male"? This just proves to me gender is "fashion statement" to these ppl.

  • VigilantLance
    29 points Dec 13,2018, 2:05am

    Use fire... it fears fire.

  • Tobberzix
    27 points Dec 13,2018, 4:00am

    Genders are becoming pokemon

  • fat_camp
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 2:59am

    Please be satire!

  • jumbojetjimbo
    4 points Dec 13,2018, 7:17am

    Isn't Mogai a post-rock band?

  • LaylaTheLoofa
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 8:09am

    yea, i'm getting female vibes

    good job, youre a female!!!

  • Snesgamer83
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 9:36am

    They act like choosing gender(s) is a trip through a toy store - all they gotta do is go down the aisles, find something they like ("Ooh! That one looks shiny and fun!"), and throw it in their cart.

  • Visualkei_ruined_me
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 10:16am

    these attention whores set back aceptance of trans ppl who just want to be normal and live they life , cuz it make skeptics think that everyone is as retarded as this

  • pokemon_fetish
    5 points Dec 13,2018, 1:53am

    Thanks video games, you destroyed biological reality with your character selections and shit.

  • PuerAeternis
    4 points Dec 13,2018, 6:31am

    I want to believe there can be a gender that is neither female nor male and also isn't nothing, but I'm honestly struggling.

    This coming from someone who is nonbinary myself and exists in the space between genders, but primarily toward the boy side. And some of the stuff my community comes out with is just… idk, genders based on miscellaneous concepts like 'softness'? I wanna have an open mind, but to me that stuff isn't gender.

  • TankerXS
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 5:31am

    As a furry I disapprove of the usage of this UwU.

  • chr0mej4ck
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 2:03pm

    "Pretty sure we have that. Let me check..." [consults Book of Reality]

    "Ah yes, right here. We call it 'Confused.'"

  • mebeprince
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:21pm

    You don't need a new gender to accomplish that.

  • MasterTahirLON
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:41pm

    This coming from the same people who say gender isn't a choice. I see why this website's been suiciding for the past few weeks.

  • Shillsupyourspine
    2 points Dec 13,2018, 6:40am

    this gave me cancer.

  • Nightfall_nolife
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 4:00pm

    Try suicide gender says soft and hard and fixs the world

  • joe1up
    -1 points Dec 13,2018, 9:45am

    OwO what's this?!

COMMENTS

  • Chelsea_Kias
    101 points Dec 13,2018, 1:50am

    I think there is a gender involving a cat in a box for that. But seriously, what kind of gender is "not female or male, while can be both female or male"? This just proves to me gender is "fashion statement" to these ppl.

  • VigilantLance
    29 points Dec 13,2018, 2:05am

    Use fire... it fears fire.

  • Tobberzix
    27 points Dec 13,2018, 4:00am

    Genders are becoming pokemon

  • ctrum69
    40 points Dec 13,2018, 1:56am

    I thought it wasn't a choice, but now I know I have been lied to. Everyone is just choosing a gender that let's them creep on people in the shitter.

  • fat_camp
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 2:59am

    Please be satire!

  • jumbojetjimbo
    4 points Dec 13,2018, 7:17am

    Isn't Mogai a post-rock band?

  • LaylaTheLoofa
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 8:09am

    yea, i'm getting female vibes

    good job, youre a female!!!

  • Snesgamer83
    6 points Dec 13,2018, 9:36am

    They act like choosing gender(s) is a trip through a toy store - all they gotta do is go down the aisles, find something they like ("Ooh! That one looks shiny and fun!"), and throw it in their cart.

  • Visualkei_ruined_me
    8 points Dec 13,2018, 10:16am

    these attention whores set back aceptance of trans ppl who just want to be normal and live they life , cuz it make skeptics think that everyone is as retarded as this

  • pokemon_fetish
    5 points Dec 13,2018, 1:53am

    Thanks video games, you destroyed biological reality with your character selections and shit.

  • PuerAeternis
    4 points Dec 13,2018, 6:31am

    I want to believe there can be a gender that is neither female nor male and also isn't nothing, but I'm honestly struggling.

    This coming from someone who is nonbinary myself and exists in the space between genders, but primarily toward the boy side. And some of the stuff my community comes out with is just… idk, genders based on miscellaneous concepts like 'softness'? I wanna have an open mind, but to me that stuff isn't gender.

  • TankerXS
    3 points Dec 13,2018, 5:31am

    As a furry I disapprove of the usage of this UwU.

  • chr0mej4ck
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 2:03pm

    "Pretty sure we have that. Let me check..." [consults Book of Reality]

    "Ah yes, right here. We call it 'Confused.'"

  • mebeprince
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:21pm

    You don't need a new gender to accomplish that.

  • MasterTahirLON
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:41pm

    This coming from the same people who say gender isn't a choice. I see why this website's been suiciding for the past few weeks.

  • Shillsupyourspine
    2 points Dec 13,2018, 6:40am

    this gave me cancer.

  • Nightfall_nolife
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 4:00pm

    Try suicide gender says soft and hard and fixs the world

  • joe1up
    -1 points Dec 13,2018, 9:45am

    OwO what's this?!

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I found one in the wild

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COMMENTS

  • Shillsupyourspine
    20 points Dec 12,2018, 7:06am

    naw someone starts aggressively calling one of my black friends the n-word Id do the same thing I do when people call me (a gay man) a faggot. laugh at them because they are the ones with the problem.

  • ctrum69
    35 points Dec 12,2018, 1:37am

    "the n word".. you mean the one liberally sprinkled through rap, social media, and sports figures?

  • Lord_Juiblex
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 1:24am

    Should probably run.

  • TheHebrewHammers
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:35pm
  • TacticusThrowaway
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:15pm

    SJWs only use their definition of racism to deflect accusations of racism by non-whites. If some white person thinks black people keep sneaking into his house and changing the tint on his TV, that's certainly not a systemic prejudice, but SJWs would still call it "racism".

    Also, a lot of the people making these 'minority-driven' jokes are the minorities in question.

  • TrumpHammer_40K
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 1:22am

    Liberalism is a mental disorder, so therefore conservatism is ableist.

COMMENTS

  • Shillsupyourspine
    20 points Dec 12,2018, 7:06am

    naw someone starts aggressively calling one of my black friends the n-word Id do the same thing I do when people call me (a gay man) a faggot. laugh at them because they are the ones with the problem.

  • ctrum69
    35 points Dec 12,2018, 1:37am

    "the n word".. you mean the one liberally sprinkled through rap, social media, and sports figures?

  • Lord_Juiblex
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 1:24am

    Should probably run.

  • NuderWorldOrder
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 11:30am

    Darn those youtube people.

  • TheHebrewHammers
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:35pm
  • TacticusThrowaway
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:15pm

    SJWs only use their definition of racism to deflect accusations of racism by non-whites. If some white person thinks black people keep sneaking into his house and changing the tint on his TV, that's certainly not a systemic prejudice, but SJWs would still call it "racism".

    Also, a lot of the people making these 'minority-driven' jokes are the minorities in question.

  • TrumpHammer_40K
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 1:22am

    Liberalism is a mental disorder, so therefore conservatism is ableist.

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#crackheadpride

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COMMENTS

  • richmuffin
    57 points Dec 12,2018, 5:37am

    It’s satire, but in all our hearts it’s valid.

  • incorrectpass
    21 points Dec 12,2018, 7:23am

    I think this is a joke

  • EnsoElysium
    11 points Dec 12,2018, 8:10am

    "#please for the love of god stay safe"

  • peterbilt567
    16 points Dec 12,2018, 6:44am

    This is most definitely a joke, I laughed

  • thedapperdoll
    9 points Dec 12,2018, 2:48am

    Drugs are a sexuality now. What a time to be alive.

  • TheShShCreature
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 12:24pm

    This is actually hilarious

  • fat_camp
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:15am

    Crackhead is now part of the alphabet soup lol

  • Visualkei_ruined_me
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 9:57am

    BOI GOT THAT CRACK

    this funny asf tho , is a joke bru

COMMENTS

  • richmuffin
    57 points Dec 12,2018, 5:37am

    It’s satire, but in all our hearts it’s valid.

  • incorrectpass
    21 points Dec 12,2018, 7:23am

    I think this is a joke

  • EnsoElysium
    11 points Dec 12,2018, 8:10am

    "#please for the love of god stay safe"

  • pokemon_fetish
    19 points Dec 12,2018, 2:18am

    As someone who bought crack through a pregnant intermediary while in a homeless shelter in Toronto whom I knew would skim and did it anyway, this crackhead pride shit offends me, because

    #queer

  • peterbilt567
    16 points Dec 12,2018, 6:44am

    This is most definitely a joke, I laughed

  • thedapperdoll
    9 points Dec 12,2018, 2:48am

    Drugs are a sexuality now. What a time to be alive.

  • TheShShCreature
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 12:24pm

    This is actually hilarious

  • fat_camp
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:15am

    Crackhead is now part of the alphabet soup lol

  • Visualkei_ruined_me
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 9:57am

    BOI GOT THAT CRACK

    this funny asf tho , is a joke bru

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Saying "fuck yeah white people" is a racially-charged deeply disturbing event apparently

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COMMENTS

  • dirtypleb
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:00pm

    In the context of promoting white superiority yes I would say that’s racially charged and pretty gross.

  • thedapperdoll
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:10pm

    We must be doing pretty good as a civilization if some rando screaming 'white people are the best' is the worst thing to happen all year. I'd take that over war, viral outbreaks and school shootings any day. Did this start a white mob? No. Did it start a new holocaust? No. It's just some no name dude sprouting nonsense. The university is making this a bigger thing than it actually is and giving the dude more attention than he deserves. I've heard MORE racist shit coming from Tumblr than what I heard in this video.

  • Pillippatty
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:56pm

    Uhm, yeah. It implies other races are lesser.

  • swampy13
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:14pm

    10 years ago I would have said this kid's just some nut.

    But we just sent a guy to prison for life because he felt compelled to espouse his views by killing someone for it. So I'm gonna say let's err on the side of caution here, because people have died due to people like this just deciding "fuck it, I'm gonna go all the way."

    EDIT: LOL I should have taken bets on how fast the trolls would come with "muh Antifa" but weirdly can't point to any examples where an Antifa member walked into a building and just decided to shoot up a bunch of people, like churchgoers.

COMMENTS

  • dirtypleb
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:00pm

    In the context of promoting white superiority yes I would say that’s racially charged and pretty gross.

  • thedapperdoll
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:10pm

    We must be doing pretty good as a civilization if some rando screaming 'white people are the best' is the worst thing to happen all year. I'd take that over war, viral outbreaks and school shootings any day. Did this start a white mob? No. Did it start a new holocaust? No. It's just some no name dude sprouting nonsense. The university is making this a bigger thing than it actually is and giving the dude more attention than he deserves. I've heard MORE racist shit coming from Tumblr than what I heard in this video.

  • Pillippatty
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:56pm

    Uhm, yeah. It implies other races are lesser.

  • Tempestblue
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:45pm

    These arguments always piss me off . "White people " didn't do shit. Neither did any other race.

    Great things have been done by individuals who arbitrarily happened to be a certain race.

    The same can be said for terrible things.

  • swampy13
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:14pm

    10 years ago I would have said this kid's just some nut.

    But we just sent a guy to prison for life because he felt compelled to espouse his views by killing someone for it. So I'm gonna say let's err on the side of caution here, because people have died due to people like this just deciding "fuck it, I'm gonna go all the way."

    EDIT: LOL I should have taken bets on how fast the trolls would come with "muh Antifa" but weirdly can't point to any examples where an Antifa member walked into a building and just decided to shoot up a bunch of people, like churchgoers.

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The tests women like to give to their men

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COMMENTS

  • mebeprince
    392 points Dec 11,2018, 11:53pm

    A sex change is a major change. If who you fell in love with a woman and suddenly they became a man you have every right to be uncomfortable with that. Is this lady saying that she would end a marriage because of some ideological Purity test?

  • Jackmono
    1993 points Dec 11,2018, 11:28pm

    That’s one of those stupid “then he doesn’t love you for who you are” posts. Being in an ostensibly healthy adult relationship usually involves sex. It’s an important part of it. Sexual incompatibility can be a serious issue and suddenly becoming a dude is gonna create some serious comparability problems.

    So please, keep these childish hypotheticals out of your relationships.

  • Heisenbread77
    184 points Dec 12,2018, 12:17am

    "Honey, your clitoris is....well it seems bigger."

  • Cockanarchy
    652 points Dec 11,2018, 8:21pm

    These posts just scream "Why won't they fuck me?!" Nobody owes you sex or affection, you entitled child.

  • pelidc
    177 points Dec 11,2018, 8:08pm

    Now that's what I call an irreconcilable difference.

  • chemicalvelma
    146 points Dec 12,2018, 12:58am

    As someone who had been put in this situation, it's SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX than that. My ex-husband told me out of the blue one day that he was considering a sex change, and I was gracious and supportive. However, when he asked me if I'd stay with him regardless, I was honest: I said maybe. I don't NOT think ladies are pretty, but I've never dated one or had the desire to. I was willing to try, but I wasn't about to make a promise I wasn't sure I'd be able to keep. I did love him for who he was, but part of who he was was his male body, gender expression, etc. It's not my fault or responsibility that he presented to the world at large (and me, up until that moment) as something he wasn't. I feel like the people who write stupid shit like this have either NO self-awareness or are bisexual and think everyone else secretly is too.

  • CondensedBemusement
    147 points Dec 11,2018, 9:01pm

    I don't think that this is a test a normal woman would give to her husband.

    Normal as in 'not batshit crazy' :)

    Edit typo

  • coachbradb
    94 points Dec 11,2018, 9:16pm

    Yes, pack your bags and get out.

  • Tyth0n
    34 points Dec 12,2018, 1:20am

    Men, if your wife ever gives you a stupid ass ultimatum like this, walk over to your room, and start packing your bags.

  • ctrum69
    87 points Dec 11,2018, 10:04pm

    Yes, I would still love her. No, I would not have sex with her, and would wish her the best in life, and go find someone I could have sex with.

  • ThcLoserGuy
    22 points Dec 12,2018, 2:33am

    I have a friend on Facebook who shares shit like this and says if you wouldn't date a trans then your transphobic. I don't understand how these idiots can't grasp that there are men who don't like cock.

  • MalloryLangdon
    44 points Dec 11,2018, 9:01pm

    .....Why would you ask that? That's such a weird question to ask, imo. Also...what if the guy says he doesn't know because he's never been attracted to a man and physical attraction can be kind of important in romantic relationships?

  • Kariston
    22 points Dec 12,2018, 1:01am

    Gentlemen, if she packs her bags after you answer the question correctly count yourself lucky.

  • Freeiheit
    38 points Dec 11,2018, 11:58pm

    That's a deal breaker for basically everyone

  • theinfamousjosh
    17 points Dec 12,2018, 1:34am

    "Hey hun, would you still love me if I fundamentally changed everything about our relationship in a way that will be felt in every possible way from mundane things like our day to day interactions with others and each other to deeply intimate things like our sex lives?"

  • -JesusChrysler
    36 points Dec 11,2018, 11:05pm

    If these leave you over that, you’ve dodged a major bullet.

  • nicohusko
    12 points Dec 12,2018, 12:57am

    If he says no...hes straight. You cant make him date you if you change your gender to one he isnt attracted to lol.

  • Necromanci
    23 points Dec 11,2018, 11:49pm

    Ah, why won't my straight man bf want to fuck me if I was a dude?

    OuTrAgEoUs

  • greffedufois
    10 points Dec 12,2018, 1:15am

    I know he'd still love me, but he's a straight guy and wouldn't want to sleep with a guy. Just like I wouldn't want to sleep with a woman. Just no interest or curiosity at all.

    So we'd probably not stay together because we're both pretty sexual.

    I'm glad we're both happy with our genitalia and that those genitals mesh well together.

  • Stressmove
    9 points Dec 12,2018, 3:03am

    My ex was a champion in those. "If someone held me at gunpoint and told you to eat dogshit, would you eat it?""What you wont eat dogshit for me???? YOU DON'T LOVE ME FOR REAL!!!"

  • Tguyenle
    11 points Dec 12,2018, 1:05am

    i’m not gay, sorry honey. dabs

  • GeneralCheeseDick
    8 points Dec 12,2018, 2:05am

    So we’re so supposed to make sex changes a normal thing now?

  • mellowmonk
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 3:28am

    Says a woman with no man.

  • Random_Link_Roulette
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 9:04am

    Girls who "test" their SO as adults are still high school children.

    Grown ass adults don't "test" shit.

  • apatheorist
    24 points Dec 12,2018, 12:12am

    I'd pack her bags for her while I call the locksmith.

  • Tikaani91
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 2:44am

    Ugh, you mean the man I'm in a sexual relationship with wouldn't appreciate me changing my genitals to something he isn't attracted to!?

    Yeah, maybe it's good you pack your bags. Let that guy find someone who wouldn't give him such an ultimatum and you can find someone willing to put up with it.

  • Elveri
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 5:33am

    I'd still love her, but I think the married phase of the relationship would be over.

  • Cellshader
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 8:30am

    Imagine being so insecure that you would break up with someone over a ridiculous hypothetical that only YOU are taking seriously.

    “Honey, would you still love me if I set the house on fire with your elderly grandmother still inside?”

    Um, wtf?

    tearfully “How could you do this to me!”

  • fooomps
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 12:40am

    ahhh yes the classic "would you suck my dick if i had one babe?"

  • Lazarus_Pits
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 2:01am

    Hey everyone: of your partner likes to play shitty head games and guilt you into being dishonest with yourself, examine your personal values and see if any of them align with hers. If not, find someone with similar values and pursue them.

  • digitalpizza
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 2:29am

    "WHY WONT YOU BE GAY FOR ME!"

  • hopsandhorns
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 5:49am

    I bet that person is single.

  • ZenRhizer
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 7:16am

    Sounds an awful lot like these people are arguing that your sexual orientation is a choice.

  • comptejete
    11 points Dec 12,2018, 5:19am

    Men: if your wife asks you if you would still love her if she got a sex-change, you say "no" and she walks to your room and starts packing her bags - don't try to stop her

  • DEVOmay97
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 12:49am

    I'd still love her, as a friend...

  • FatCatTitties
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 1:51am

    Well is her dick gonna be bigger than mine?

  • chrisreall
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 4:17am

    >gender is an expression of a person's personality

    >you should love me for my personality

    >if you don't love me after I change my gender, you don't love my personality

  • MineDogger
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 2:24am

    People need to stop abusing and misusing the word "love"...

  • Jamesv1985
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 6:22am

    So, nature makes me naturally disgusted of the idea of copulating with other males, I guess I’m an evil fucking monster

  • TacoLord424
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 9:19am

    Let me start packing her bags for her.

  • Piblu
    14 points Dec 11,2018, 11:59pm

    If this happened to me i would not leave her for becoming a man, i would leave her for being a retard.

  • PuerAeternis
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 4:35am

    Ladies: ask your husband if he's bisexual. If he says "no" - walk over to your room and start packing your bags.

  • Mystsprit
    13 points Dec 11,2018, 11:04pm

    General Reposti, you are an old one!

  • AllowMe-Please
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 6:57am

    He said he'd love me but would no longer be attracted to me, and thus our marriage wouldn't survive. Perfectly reasonable, and perfectly understandable. I'd say the same in reverse. 'Cause guess what. The both of us? We're straight.

  • Elleisanidiot
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 8:23am

    They could be asked the same question Would I love my Husband if he got a sex change?

  • MileHighPrincess
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 9:36am

    Ridiculous. He married a woman, fell in love with a woman. How dare he NOT want to be with a gender he’s not attracted to or be with someone after they decide to change their gender? Get outta here with that $hit.

  • Thisisacoolname
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 12:40am

    I like how they try to make a point in favor of trans people but then use the term sex change

  • chambertlo
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 3:45am

    That’s the dumbest shit I’ve read today, and I had the misfortune of going on /r/feminism.

  • TheRedRajy
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 4:21am

    I'm confused

    Is she saying that straight Men should be able to switch to being gay instanteously? Trivialising homosexuality or suggesting gay people can do the opposite?

    Or is she suggesting that they're still a girl anyway so men shouldnt care?

    She's trying to sound so progressive that either way she comes off as an idiot and the very thing she hates.

  • Shillsupyourspine
    8 points Dec 12,2018, 5:54am

    As a trans fat quasi genital neuro divergent half black fae lizard wymxn lesbian worm-kin with did,bpd,add,adhd,schizophrenia and sever crippleing self diagnosed anxiety and depression whos also a sex negative bodi posi fyminist.

    I just want you disgusting shitlords to know that if you cant love your wife even after she gets a new penis then you are transphobic. It doesnt matter if you prefer vaginas dont fetishize people with vaginas. Not all wymxn have vajayjays and not all men have penises.

    If i decided to go get my wang chopped off jamarcus told me he would support me! By the neck over the side of a bridge on a busy freeway. Hes so inclusive and pc.

    You all need to take a picture out of jamarcuses book if your wives wanna get dicks then you have to support them. When the glorious lesbian communist revolution is done! Sex changes will be mandatory and refusing to get them will cause you to be locked up and chemically castrated so you wont rape anyone.

    Lets face it all men are rapists and monsters and denying that is tantamount to the highest levels of sexism. And bigotreeeeeeee.

    In short men get on your knees and start sucking off your new man wifes schlongs.

    Orange man bad

    Fuck white people fuck donald trump

  • ReasonReader
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 7:53am

    This is the kind of question a woman asks when she's bored and wants to pull a fight out of thin air. The proper response is: "I'm not playing this stupid game or jumping through whatever hoops you decided to pull out of your ass. WTF is really bothering you, and why are you trying to pick a fight?"

  • thedapperdoll
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 2:42am

    Yet these same bitches would dump a man the moment he got old, disabled, laid off or disfigured.

  • CuttiestMcGut
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:16am

    Thanks for underlining sex-change, I almost wasn’t sure what the post was about

  • I_stole_this_phone
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 1:40am

    No. But thanks for asking. Now get out and never call me again.

  • About21Orphans
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 1:41am

    That would definitely be gay

  • ogar04
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 1:48am
  • slammander
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 2:05am

    Thanks for underlining the important part, i don’t have time to read the whole thing

  • krawm
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 3:28am

    Men, ask your ladies if they would still love you if you got a sex change. If she says no then goto your room and pack your bags.

  • xScopeLess
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 6:12am

    “If you’re anything but bisexual then I hate you.”

    Doesn’t seem as bad until you line it up with

    “If you’re anything but straight then I hate you.”

    Then you get how stupid you were being.

  • captainpiggies
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 6:33am

    chuckles
    alright bye bitch

  • skwert99
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 6:59am

    So if a gay couple tried this, is it still bad?

  • EPikPerZon
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 7:19am

    Sounds like she's bigoted against straight people.

  • ElderCultist
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 8:11am

    If you'd even ask me a question like this to "test" me, I'd tell you to get the fuck out you toxic, manipulative bitch.

  • simjanes2k
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 8:20am

    Did they just posit that being gay is a choice

  • Cking_wisdom
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 8:21am

    I'd imagine there would still be love but the relationship would be over

  • suited_up_gorilla
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 9:04am

    No this is a self imposed show of intelligence from the woman's part. Is she goes along and asks something that stupid, it should tell any man to pack up and run to the hills.

  • N3onToil3tPap3r
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 9:36am

    Does also apply to lesbian relationships? Forcing your partner to engage in a straight relationship?

  • joeclark5
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 10:40am

    Ladies, would you still love your husband if he lost all of his money? I think we know the answer.

  • TallDad1
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 10:47am

    I guarantee this woman is not in a healthy relationship.

  • fow06
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:24am

    You’re not allowed to not be gay! Or else I’m divorcing you

  • trytoholdon
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:26am

    So this person wants the husband to change their sexuality (from heterosexual to homosexual), implying that sexuality is a choice, which is highly offensive!

  • unapologeticbogey
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:31am

    Why would you even bother asking if it wasn't going to happen and then break up with them because of something that wouldn't even have been an issue anyway!!

  • ChewyFlame
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:07pm

    If somebody breaks up with you over that then you’ve dodged a bullet

  • JayPerp
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:09pm

    If this happened and they started packing their bags I'd let them go, that's mad

  • Ghustgan
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:25pm

    If she's such an idiot to even do this unironically, then yes, she should go to her room and pack up her bags, then leave my keys at the (my) door and gtfo.

  • smackythefrog
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 12:12am

    I mean, you could still love them but you wouldn't fuck them. Or you might. They're not entitled to it, though.

  • NoremacKnom
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:40am

    What if he wants to get a sex change? Is that cool with you?

  • ghastlyactions
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 9:12am

    Men, get surgery to physically become an actual bear and ask your wife if she'd still commit bestiality with you (consensually). If she says no, eat all her honey and hibernate for four months.

  • Meatslinger
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 10:57am

    Gay men, ask your boyfriends/husbands if they’d still love you if you got a sex change. If they say no, go to your room and pack your bags. #HomosexualityIsAChoice

    /s

  • Marabar
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 4:21am

    fuck them for having sexual preferences!

  • canering
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 5:11am

    No. People can’t change their sexuality and they shouldn’t feel like they have to.

  • jahill2000
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:43am

    Of they love you to who you are, and you don’t want a sex-change, then don’t listen to this crazy ladies advice

  • RIC454
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:22am

    This reminds me of some dyke that used to do youtube with some bumblefuck. She stated she was trans (ftm) and she was married to some native american dude and the wanted a woman and she clearly stated those were his wishes but he was willing to stick by her for the sake of the relationshio. I'm not sure what happened there, but I'd be interested to know.

  • namelesone
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:31am

    But I don't want to change my sex?

  • agentshags
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:18am

    I always tell my wife she would be so hot with a dick

  • squizzurp
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:51am

    Such a lame post from such a lame person

  • Jazzdaddy66
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 4:12am

    What an idiot

  • marky294201
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:22am

    Make sure to tell them to buy some luggage first before they ask. They're gonna need it.

  • NachoMommies
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:02am

    Men: ask your lady if she will still love you if you told her you don’t want to work anymore and going to live on the street.

  • PoorFaggit
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:08am

    Wait, isnt this post in the big book of reposts?

  • guesswhatihate
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:19am

    sure I'd still love you, but if you do, we're getting A divorce.

  • TylerDurden1983
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:46am

    Lol the fuck?

  • Blackops_21
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:52am

    Good riddance if you do that

  • Jakewake52
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:24am

    If I loved someone a lot and they decided to get a penis, I wouldn’t care too much because I love them for their mind and personality and I would want them to be happy and I’m bi.

  • Mesange
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:28am

    Reminds me of this post in /r/relationship_advice where a couple got in a fight because the girlfriend wanted to know if her man would still love her the same if she turned into a donkey.

    (Not saying sex-change and turning into an animal are the same, but they are both stupid test-question)

  • Chaylea
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:46am

    I just asked my boyfriend this and he said yes, so I asked him why and he said "Let’s not act like you wouldn’t be an absolute twink. Which I’m also into"

  • redwind5527
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 8:07am

    No

  • JEDD_MASON
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 8:17am

    Laughs in bisexual.

  • epic_pig
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 8:55am

    "Of course I would still love you - as a friend"

  • saito200
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:07am

    A very intelligent person, I see...

  • SamsonKane
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:41am

    I do truly love my wife and if she genuinely asked me this question then I would arrange some psychiatric treatment to help aid with the sudden metal disorder she’d be experiencing and would work tirelessly to correct it.

  • liveyourselfhappy
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:58am

    I just asked my gf this and she said most probably not... that bitch has got to go /s

  • candidly1
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 10:15am

    I wouldn't fret; I'm sure he'll pack your bags for you.

  • WilliamGrand
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 10:44am

    "Cya..." she'll come back...

  • goavsgo1988
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 11:09am

    My girlfriend asked me this exact question yesterday. I said "Well, we could still be friends but I like women."

    Miracle that she didn't immediately pack her bags and move out I guess.

  • fat_camp
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 11:19am

    Why would he if he's not gay?

  • TheDongerNeedsFood
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 11:44am

    Just ask her if she could fall in love with a woman. If she says no, get the fuck out of there.

  • insanetwit
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:01pm

    I'm reminded of South park, when Mr. Garrison got a sex change to Mrs. Garrison.

    They did it because they loved Mr. Slave, but they weren't gay, so they transitioned to being a woman.

    However Mr. Slave was gay, so he broke up with Mrs. Garrison. It was a great take on this hypothetical situation.

  • rickymorty
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:17pm

    Lol I thought the whole "I love you for who you are" thing meant that if they drastically change who they are, it's expected that I won't love them anymore, right? I mean, it's no longer the same person, so why would I love them?

  • wheresmypitchfork
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:59pm

    It's probably a man tweeting this so not really a test given by a woman by any means

  • lotusperson
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:16pm

    Well that might be the most sexist thing I have ever read.

  • thomascoopers
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:18pm

    You fuckers will swallow any old bait, won't you?

  • FlavorfulCondomints
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:42pm

    ”If I wanted the dick, I would have put a ring on it like you did.”

    Kidding aside, I mean yeah it would change things.

  • deleted
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 12:45am

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  • jerry_jj_
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 4:29am

    So if he isn't bi dump him Sounds like a good concept

  • Sentient_Atom
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 4:51am

    Love? Sure.

    Stay with...

  • Carter0108
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 4:15am

    Does she keep the tits and is she down for anal?

  • kornblom
    -3 points Dec 12,2018, 2:40am

    "You people are gross genital fetishists" says the autogynephile to roughly 93% of the population (who according to surveys are attracted sex rather than gender identity).

  • purpleblossom
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 7:27am

    This is usually not a test for if he'll still love a woman no matter what but to weed out the bisexual guys and break up because "ew, you've been with other rmen," and ignore that that fact doesn't put men off women usually, so WTF kind of reasoning is that shit?

  • soxfan90
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 9:26am

    For the billionth fucking time, loving someone and wanting to fuck them or be in a monogamous relationship with them are very different things! This #HeartsNotParts sanctimonious bullshit is really getting on my nerves.

  • Visualkei_ruined_me
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 9:37am

    most the ppl here do not seem to realize most trans ppl do not get surgery , just hormone stuff

  • TacticusThrowaway
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:19pm

    I actually agree. If you think you are entitled to someone's romantic love even when you have plumbing they don't like, you should not inflict your company on them. Pack your bags and leave, for their sake.

  • aquaneedle
    -1 points Dec 12,2018, 10:31am

    I actually agree to an extent. If you take a step back from the "fuck ess-jay-doubleyou" circlejerk and think about it objectively, you love a person for their personality, not their physical appearance or characteristics. Now, you might not be physically attracted to them any more and that's fine--you got involved with them on the pretense that they had genitals and physical characteristics to which you're sexually attracted--but I'd still love my friends if they got sex changes so I'd imagine I'd still love an SO.

  • MWcrazyhorse
    -9 points Dec 12,2018, 4:52am

    General rule.

    The answer to every "would you still love me if.."-question is: "Yes".

  • IngloriousBass
    -3 points Dec 12,2018, 12:28am

    W H A T A R E J O K E S

  • pottymouthgrl
    -4 points Dec 12,2018, 8:43am

    Your title leads me to believe you think all women act this way. Your post history leads me to KNOW you’re a sexist, narcissistic douchebag.

COMMENTS

  • mebeprince
    392 points Dec 11,2018, 11:53pm

    A sex change is a major change. If who you fell in love with a woman and suddenly they became a man you have every right to be uncomfortable with that. Is this lady saying that she would end a marriage because of some ideological Purity test?

  • Jackmono
    1993 points Dec 11,2018, 11:28pm

    That’s one of those stupid “then he doesn’t love you for who you are” posts. Being in an ostensibly healthy adult relationship usually involves sex. It’s an important part of it. Sexual incompatibility can be a serious issue and suddenly becoming a dude is gonna create some serious comparability problems.

    So please, keep these childish hypotheticals out of your relationships.

  • Heisenbread77
    184 points Dec 12,2018, 12:17am

    "Honey, your clitoris is....well it seems bigger."

  • TheRealBeardface
    425 points Dec 11,2018, 11:39pm

    Because switching from straight to gay is no big deal.

  • Cockanarchy
    652 points Dec 11,2018, 8:21pm

    These posts just scream "Why won't they fuck me?!" Nobody owes you sex or affection, you entitled child.

  • pelidc
    177 points Dec 11,2018, 8:08pm

    Now that's what I call an irreconcilable difference.

  • chemicalvelma
    146 points Dec 12,2018, 12:58am

    As someone who had been put in this situation, it's SO MUCH MORE COMPLEX than that. My ex-husband told me out of the blue one day that he was considering a sex change, and I was gracious and supportive. However, when he asked me if I'd stay with him regardless, I was honest: I said maybe. I don't NOT think ladies are pretty, but I've never dated one or had the desire to. I was willing to try, but I wasn't about to make a promise I wasn't sure I'd be able to keep. I did love him for who he was, but part of who he was was his male body, gender expression, etc. It's not my fault or responsibility that he presented to the world at large (and me, up until that moment) as something he wasn't. I feel like the people who write stupid shit like this have either NO self-awareness or are bisexual and think everyone else secretly is too.

  • CondensedBemusement
    147 points Dec 11,2018, 9:01pm

    I don't think that this is a test a normal woman would give to her husband.

    Normal as in 'not batshit crazy' :)

    Edit typo

  • coachbradb
    94 points Dec 11,2018, 9:16pm

    Yes, pack your bags and get out.

  • Tyth0n
    34 points Dec 12,2018, 1:20am

    Men, if your wife ever gives you a stupid ass ultimatum like this, walk over to your room, and start packing your bags.

  • ctrum69
    87 points Dec 11,2018, 10:04pm

    Yes, I would still love her. No, I would not have sex with her, and would wish her the best in life, and go find someone I could have sex with.

  • ThcLoserGuy
    22 points Dec 12,2018, 2:33am

    I have a friend on Facebook who shares shit like this and says if you wouldn't date a trans then your transphobic. I don't understand how these idiots can't grasp that there are men who don't like cock.

  • MalloryLangdon
    44 points Dec 11,2018, 9:01pm

    .....Why would you ask that? That's such a weird question to ask, imo. Also...what if the guy says he doesn't know because he's never been attracted to a man and physical attraction can be kind of important in romantic relationships?

  • Kariston
    22 points Dec 12,2018, 1:01am

    Gentlemen, if she packs her bags after you answer the question correctly count yourself lucky.

  • Freeiheit
    38 points Dec 11,2018, 11:58pm

    That's a deal breaker for basically everyone

  • theinfamousjosh
    17 points Dec 12,2018, 1:34am

    "Hey hun, would you still love me if I fundamentally changed everything about our relationship in a way that will be felt in every possible way from mundane things like our day to day interactions with others and each other to deeply intimate things like our sex lives?"

  • -JesusChrysler
    36 points Dec 11,2018, 11:05pm

    If these leave you over that, you’ve dodged a major bullet.

  • nicohusko
    12 points Dec 12,2018, 12:57am

    If he says no...hes straight. You cant make him date you if you change your gender to one he isnt attracted to lol.

  • Necromanci
    23 points Dec 11,2018, 11:49pm

    Ah, why won't my straight man bf want to fuck me if I was a dude?

    OuTrAgEoUs

  • greffedufois
    10 points Dec 12,2018, 1:15am

    I know he'd still love me, but he's a straight guy and wouldn't want to sleep with a guy. Just like I wouldn't want to sleep with a woman. Just no interest or curiosity at all.

    So we'd probably not stay together because we're both pretty sexual.

    I'm glad we're both happy with our genitalia and that those genitals mesh well together.

  • Stressmove
    9 points Dec 12,2018, 3:03am

    My ex was a champion in those. "If someone held me at gunpoint and told you to eat dogshit, would you eat it?""What you wont eat dogshit for me???? YOU DON'T LOVE ME FOR REAL!!!"

  • Tguyenle
    11 points Dec 12,2018, 1:05am

    i’m not gay, sorry honey. dabs

  • GeneralCheeseDick
    8 points Dec 12,2018, 2:05am

    So we’re so supposed to make sex changes a normal thing now?

  • mellowmonk
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 3:28am

    Says a woman with no man.

  • Random_Link_Roulette
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 9:04am

    Girls who "test" their SO as adults are still high school children.

    Grown ass adults don't "test" shit.

  • apatheorist
    24 points Dec 12,2018, 12:12am

    I'd pack her bags for her while I call the locksmith.

  • Tikaani91
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 2:44am

    Ugh, you mean the man I'm in a sexual relationship with wouldn't appreciate me changing my genitals to something he isn't attracted to!?

    Yeah, maybe it's good you pack your bags. Let that guy find someone who wouldn't give him such an ultimatum and you can find someone willing to put up with it.

  • Elveri
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 5:33am

    I'd still love her, but I think the married phase of the relationship would be over.

  • Cellshader
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 8:30am

    Imagine being so insecure that you would break up with someone over a ridiculous hypothetical that only YOU are taking seriously.

    “Honey, would you still love me if I set the house on fire with your elderly grandmother still inside?”

    Um, wtf?

    tearfully “How could you do this to me!”

  • fooomps
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 12:40am

    ahhh yes the classic "would you suck my dick if i had one babe?"

  • Lazarus_Pits
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 2:01am

    Hey everyone: of your partner likes to play shitty head games and guilt you into being dishonest with yourself, examine your personal values and see if any of them align with hers. If not, find someone with similar values and pursue them.

  • digitalpizza
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 2:29am

    "WHY WONT YOU BE GAY FOR ME!"

  • hopsandhorns
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 5:49am

    I bet that person is single.

  • ZenRhizer
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 7:16am

    Sounds an awful lot like these people are arguing that your sexual orientation is a choice.

  • comptejete
    11 points Dec 12,2018, 5:19am

    Men: if your wife asks you if you would still love her if she got a sex-change, you say "no" and she walks to your room and starts packing her bags - don't try to stop her

  • DEVOmay97
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 12:49am

    I'd still love her, as a friend...

  • FatCatTitties
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 1:51am

    Well is her dick gonna be bigger than mine?

  • chrisreall
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 4:17am

    >gender is an expression of a person's personality

    >you should love me for my personality

    >if you don't love me after I change my gender, you don't love my personality

  • MineDogger
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 2:24am

    People need to stop abusing and misusing the word "love"...

  • Jamesv1985
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 6:22am

    So, nature makes me naturally disgusted of the idea of copulating with other males, I guess I’m an evil fucking monster

  • TacoLord424
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 9:19am

    Let me start packing her bags for her.

  • Piblu
    14 points Dec 11,2018, 11:59pm

    If this happened to me i would not leave her for becoming a man, i would leave her for being a retard.

  • PuerAeternis
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 4:35am

    Ladies: ask your husband if he's bisexual. If he says "no" - walk over to your room and start packing your bags.

  • Mystsprit
    13 points Dec 11,2018, 11:04pm

    General Reposti, you are an old one!

  • AllowMe-Please
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 6:57am

    He said he'd love me but would no longer be attracted to me, and thus our marriage wouldn't survive. Perfectly reasonable, and perfectly understandable. I'd say the same in reverse. 'Cause guess what. The both of us? We're straight.

  • Elleisanidiot
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 8:23am

    They could be asked the same question Would I love my Husband if he got a sex change?

  • MileHighPrincess
    3 points Dec 12,2018, 9:36am

    Ridiculous. He married a woman, fell in love with a woman. How dare he NOT want to be with a gender he’s not attracted to or be with someone after they decide to change their gender? Get outta here with that $hit.

  • Thisisacoolname
    7 points Dec 12,2018, 12:40am

    I like how they try to make a point in favor of trans people but then use the term sex change

  • chambertlo
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 3:45am

    That’s the dumbest shit I’ve read today, and I had the misfortune of going on /r/feminism.

  • TheRedRajy
    6 points Dec 12,2018, 4:21am

    I'm confused

    Is she saying that straight Men should be able to switch to being gay instanteously? Trivialising homosexuality or suggesting gay people can do the opposite?

    Or is she suggesting that they're still a girl anyway so men shouldnt care?

    She's trying to sound so progressive that either way she comes off as an idiot and the very thing she hates.

  • Shillsupyourspine
    8 points Dec 12,2018, 5:54am

    As a trans fat quasi genital neuro divergent half black fae lizard wymxn lesbian worm-kin with did,bpd,add,adhd,schizophrenia and sever crippleing self diagnosed anxiety and depression whos also a sex negative bodi posi fyminist.

    I just want you disgusting shitlords to know that if you cant love your wife even after she gets a new penis then you are transphobic. It doesnt matter if you prefer vaginas dont fetishize people with vaginas. Not all wymxn have vajayjays and not all men have penises.

    If i decided to go get my wang chopped off jamarcus told me he would support me! By the neck over the side of a bridge on a busy freeway. Hes so inclusive and pc.

    You all need to take a picture out of jamarcuses book if your wives wanna get dicks then you have to support them. When the glorious lesbian communist revolution is done! Sex changes will be mandatory and refusing to get them will cause you to be locked up and chemically castrated so you wont rape anyone.

    Lets face it all men are rapists and monsters and denying that is tantamount to the highest levels of sexism. And bigotreeeeeeee.

    In short men get on your knees and start sucking off your new man wifes schlongs.

    Orange man bad

    Fuck white people fuck donald trump

  • ReasonReader
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 7:53am

    This is the kind of question a woman asks when she's bored and wants to pull a fight out of thin air. The proper response is: "I'm not playing this stupid game or jumping through whatever hoops you decided to pull out of your ass. WTF is really bothering you, and why are you trying to pick a fight?"

  • thedapperdoll
    5 points Dec 12,2018, 2:42am

    Yet these same bitches would dump a man the moment he got old, disabled, laid off or disfigured.

  • CuttiestMcGut
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:16am

    Thanks for underlining sex-change, I almost wasn’t sure what the post was about

  • I_stole_this_phone
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 1:40am

    No. But thanks for asking. Now get out and never call me again.

  • About21Orphans
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 1:41am

    That would definitely be gay

  • ogar04
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 1:48am
  • slammander
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 2:05am

    Thanks for underlining the important part, i don’t have time to read the whole thing

  • krawm
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 3:28am

    Men, ask your ladies if they would still love you if you got a sex change. If she says no then goto your room and pack your bags.

  • xScopeLess
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 6:12am

    “If you’re anything but bisexual then I hate you.”

    Doesn’t seem as bad until you line it up with

    “If you’re anything but straight then I hate you.”

    Then you get how stupid you were being.

  • captainpiggies
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 6:33am

    chuckles
    alright bye bitch

  • skwert99
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 6:59am

    So if a gay couple tried this, is it still bad?

  • EPikPerZon
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 7:19am

    Sounds like she's bigoted against straight people.

  • ElderCultist
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 8:11am

    If you'd even ask me a question like this to "test" me, I'd tell you to get the fuck out you toxic, manipulative bitch.

  • simjanes2k
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 8:20am

    Did they just posit that being gay is a choice

  • Cking_wisdom
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 8:21am

    I'd imagine there would still be love but the relationship would be over

  • suited_up_gorilla
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 9:04am

    No this is a self imposed show of intelligence from the woman's part. Is she goes along and asks something that stupid, it should tell any man to pack up and run to the hills.

  • N3onToil3tPap3r
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 9:36am

    Does also apply to lesbian relationships? Forcing your partner to engage in a straight relationship?

  • joeclark5
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 10:40am

    Ladies, would you still love your husband if he lost all of his money? I think we know the answer.

  • TallDad1
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 10:47am

    I guarantee this woman is not in a healthy relationship.

  • fow06
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:24am

    You’re not allowed to not be gay! Or else I’m divorcing you

  • trytoholdon
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:26am

    So this person wants the husband to change their sexuality (from heterosexual to homosexual), implying that sexuality is a choice, which is highly offensive!

  • unapologeticbogey
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 11:31am

    Why would you even bother asking if it wasn't going to happen and then break up with them because of something that wouldn't even have been an issue anyway!!

  • ChewyFlame
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:07pm

    If somebody breaks up with you over that then you’ve dodged a bullet

  • JayPerp
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:09pm

    If this happened and they started packing their bags I'd let them go, that's mad

  • Ghustgan
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:25pm

    If she's such an idiot to even do this unironically, then yes, she should go to her room and pack up her bags, then leave my keys at the (my) door and gtfo.

  • smackythefrog
    4 points Dec 12,2018, 12:12am

    I mean, you could still love them but you wouldn't fuck them. Or you might. They're not entitled to it, though.

  • NoremacKnom
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 12:40am

    What if he wants to get a sex change? Is that cool with you?

  • ghastlyactions
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 9:12am

    Men, get surgery to physically become an actual bear and ask your wife if she'd still commit bestiality with you (consensually). If she says no, eat all her honey and hibernate for four months.

  • Meatslinger
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 10:57am

    Gay men, ask your boyfriends/husbands if they’d still love you if you got a sex change. If they say no, go to your room and pack your bags. #HomosexualityIsAChoice

    /s

  • Marabar
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 4:21am

    fuck them for having sexual preferences!

  • canering
    2 points Dec 12,2018, 5:11am

    No. People can’t change their sexuality and they shouldn’t feel like they have to.

  • jahill2000
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:43am

    Of they love you to who you are, and you don’t want a sex-change, then don’t listen to this crazy ladies advice

  • RIC454
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:22am

    This reminds me of some dyke that used to do youtube with some bumblefuck. She stated she was trans (ftm) and she was married to some native american dude and the wanted a woman and she clearly stated those were his wishes but he was willing to stick by her for the sake of the relationshio. I'm not sure what happened there, but I'd be interested to know.

  • namelesone
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 1:31am

    But I don't want to change my sex?

  • agentshags
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:18am

    I always tell my wife she would be so hot with a dick

  • squizzurp
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:51am

    Such a lame post from such a lame person

  • Jazzdaddy66
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 4:12am

    What an idiot

  • marky294201
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:22am

    Make sure to tell them to buy some luggage first before they ask. They're gonna need it.

  • NachoMommies
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:02am

    Men: ask your lady if she will still love you if you told her you don’t want to work anymore and going to live on the street.

  • PoorFaggit
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:08am

    Wait, isnt this post in the big book of reposts?

  • guesswhatihate
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:19am

    sure I'd still love you, but if you do, we're getting A divorce.

  • TylerDurden1983
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:46am

    Lol the fuck?

  • Blackops_21
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:52am

    Good riddance if you do that

  • Jakewake52
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:24am

    If I loved someone a lot and they decided to get a penis, I wouldn’t care too much because I love them for their mind and personality and I would want them to be happy and I’m bi.

  • Mesange
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:28am

    Reminds me of this post in /r/relationship_advice where a couple got in a fight because the girlfriend wanted to know if her man would still love her the same if she turned into a donkey.

    (Not saying sex-change and turning into an animal are the same, but they are both stupid test-question)

  • Chaylea
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:46am

    I just asked my boyfriend this and he said yes, so I asked him why and he said "Let’s not act like you wouldn’t be an absolute twink. Which I’m also into"

  • redwind5527
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 8:07am

    No

  • JEDD_MASON
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 8:17am

    Laughs in bisexual.

  • epic_pig
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 8:55am

    "Of course I would still love you - as a friend"

  • saito200
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:07am

    A very intelligent person, I see...

  • SamsonKane
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:41am

    I do truly love my wife and if she genuinely asked me this question then I would arrange some psychiatric treatment to help aid with the sudden metal disorder she’d be experiencing and would work tirelessly to correct it.

  • liveyourselfhappy
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 9:58am

    I just asked my gf this and she said most probably not... that bitch has got to go /s

  • candidly1
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 10:15am

    I wouldn't fret; I'm sure he'll pack your bags for you.

  • WilliamGrand
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 10:44am

    "Cya..." she'll come back...

  • goavsgo1988
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 11:09am

    My girlfriend asked me this exact question yesterday. I said "Well, we could still be friends but I like women."

    Miracle that she didn't immediately pack her bags and move out I guess.

  • fat_camp
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 11:19am

    Why would he if he's not gay?

  • TheDongerNeedsFood
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 11:44am

    Just ask her if she could fall in love with a woman. If she says no, get the fuck out of there.

  • insanetwit
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:01pm

    I'm reminded of South park, when Mr. Garrison got a sex change to Mrs. Garrison.

    They did it because they loved Mr. Slave, but they weren't gay, so they transitioned to being a woman.

    However Mr. Slave was gay, so he broke up with Mrs. Garrison. It was a great take on this hypothetical situation.

  • rickymorty
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 12:17pm

    Lol I thought the whole "I love you for who you are" thing meant that if they drastically change who they are, it's expected that I won't love them anymore, right? I mean, it's no longer the same person, so why would I love them?

  • wheresmypitchfork
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 2:59pm

    It's probably a man tweeting this so not really a test given by a woman by any means

  • lotusperson
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 3:16pm

    Well that might be the most sexist thing I have ever read.

  • thomascoopers
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:18pm

    You fuckers will swallow any old bait, won't you?

  • FlavorfulCondomints
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 7:42pm

    ”If I wanted the dick, I would have put a ring on it like you did.”

    Kidding aside, I mean yeah it would change things.

  • deleted
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 12:45am

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  • jerry_jj_
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 4:29am

    So if he isn't bi dump him Sounds like a good concept

  • Sentient_Atom
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 4:51am

    Love? Sure.

    Stay with...

  • Carter0108
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 4:15am

    Does she keep the tits and is she down for anal?

  • kornblom
    -3 points Dec 12,2018, 2:40am

    "You people are gross genital fetishists" says the autogynephile to roughly 93% of the population (who according to surveys are attracted sex rather than gender identity).

  • purpleblossom
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 7:27am

    This is usually not a test for if he'll still love a woman no matter what but to weed out the bisexual guys and break up because "ew, you've been with other rmen," and ignore that that fact doesn't put men off women usually, so WTF kind of reasoning is that shit?

  • soxfan90
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 9:26am

    For the billionth fucking time, loving someone and wanting to fuck them or be in a monogamous relationship with them are very different things! This #HeartsNotParts sanctimonious bullshit is really getting on my nerves.

  • Visualkei_ruined_me
    0 points Dec 12,2018, 9:37am

    most the ppl here do not seem to realize most trans ppl do not get surgery , just hormone stuff

  • TacticusThrowaway
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 6:19pm

    I actually agree. If you think you are entitled to someone's romantic love even when you have plumbing they don't like, you should not inflict your company on them. Pack your bags and leave, for their sake.

  • aquaneedle
    -1 points Dec 12,2018, 10:31am

    I actually agree to an extent. If you take a step back from the "fuck ess-jay-doubleyou" circlejerk and think about it objectively, you love a person for their personality, not their physical appearance or characteristics. Now, you might not be physically attracted to them any more and that's fine--you got involved with them on the pretense that they had genitals and physical characteristics to which you're sexually attracted--but I'd still love my friends if they got sex changes so I'd imagine I'd still love an SO.

  • MWcrazyhorse
    -9 points Dec 12,2018, 4:52am

    General rule.

    The answer to every "would you still love me if.."-question is: "Yes".

  • IngloriousBass
    -3 points Dec 12,2018, 12:28am

    W H A T A R E J O K E S

  • pottymouthgrl
    -4 points Dec 12,2018, 8:43am

    Your title leads me to believe you think all women act this way. Your post history leads me to KNOW you’re a sexist, narcissistic douchebag.

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Yas kweens!

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Seems like this fits here. So confused, them and me.

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COMMENTS

  • Inattendedblooper
    1 points Dec 11,2018, 7:26pm

    Somewhere a gay IT dude is living the best of both worlds posing as an agent for the other side.

  • pokemon_fetish
    1 points Dec 11,2018, 7:29pm

COMMENTS

  • Inattendedblooper
    1 points Dec 11,2018, 7:26pm

    Somewhere a gay IT dude is living the best of both worlds posing as an agent for the other side.

  • pokemon_fetish
    1 points Dec 11,2018, 7:29pm

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Or, OR, it’s because they’re banning everything sexual.

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COMMENTS

  • butimapanda
    86 points Dec 09,2018, 11:54pm

    From what I've heard the whole system is being wonky af right now. Like I think a blog I follow posted a gif set of a woman in a CW TV show (so ya know no full on nudity or anything) and it got flagged. Sure the outfits can be a little tight or low cut but def still safe for work.

    But sure Tumblr is totally just singling out the lesbians. You got them.

  • gardevoirelle
    50 points Dec 10,2018, 2:41am

    A picture of a frog got flagged. A bunny got flagged, the post explaining the new guidelines got flagged. Calm yourself tumblr.

  • witchbeatrice
    22 points Dec 10,2018, 5:42am

    What's sexual about this tho? Aside from a kiss. Something we've seen everyone do before. Not like their tits are showing.

  • SCP-Agent-Arad
    9 points Dec 10,2018, 3:00am

    They’re banning all content. Soon it’ll just be an endless void.

  • BuckFumbleduck
    3 points Dec 10,2018, 12:40am

    Chris Riddel is a boss. His Ottoline series was my jam when I was little

  • froggie-style-meme
    14 points Dec 10,2018, 12:34am

    It's not like they're kissing in a sexual manner or whatever.

  • No_your_good
    8 points Dec 10,2018, 12:57am
    • wake up

    • yawn

    • "Fucking homophobic white air!"

  • thedapperdoll
    3 points Dec 10,2018, 3:34am

    They really expected a fully functional filter from a site that's been broken for years? The naivety.

  • citromancer
    3 points Dec 10,2018, 12:57pm

    but it's literally just a kissy how is that nsfw?

  • BearsBirdsBooks
    1 points Dec 10,2018, 1:16pm

    Neil Gaiman

    Suitable for kids

    I shiggy diggy doo

  • TanukiKon
    -6 points Dec 10,2018, 8:52am

    Why is there a children's book about homosexuality? They're kids not teens and probably don't care about this kind of identity pleasing junk.

    On the other side, this isn't nsfw the bots messed up and will be for a while.

COMMENTS

  • butimapanda
    86 points Dec 09,2018, 11:54pm

    From what I've heard the whole system is being wonky af right now. Like I think a blog I follow posted a gif set of a woman in a CW TV show (so ya know no full on nudity or anything) and it got flagged. Sure the outfits can be a little tight or low cut but def still safe for work.

    But sure Tumblr is totally just singling out the lesbians. You got them.

  • gardevoirelle
    50 points Dec 10,2018, 2:41am

    A picture of a frog got flagged. A bunny got flagged, the post explaining the new guidelines got flagged. Calm yourself tumblr.

  • witchbeatrice
    22 points Dec 10,2018, 5:42am

    What's sexual about this tho? Aside from a kiss. Something we've seen everyone do before. Not like their tits are showing.

  • huntedhart
    19 points Dec 10,2018, 3:43am

    to be fair, it’s not a sexual picture

  • SCP-Agent-Arad
    9 points Dec 10,2018, 3:00am

    They’re banning all content. Soon it’ll just be an endless void.

  • BuckFumbleduck
    3 points Dec 10,2018, 12:40am

    Chris Riddel is a boss. His Ottoline series was my jam when I was little

  • froggie-style-meme
    14 points Dec 10,2018, 12:34am

    It's not like they're kissing in a sexual manner or whatever.

  • No_your_good
    8 points Dec 10,2018, 12:57am
    • wake up

    • yawn

    • "Fucking homophobic white air!"

  • thedapperdoll
    3 points Dec 10,2018, 3:34am

    They really expected a fully functional filter from a site that's been broken for years? The naivety.

  • citromancer
    3 points Dec 10,2018, 12:57pm

    but it's literally just a kissy how is that nsfw?

  • BearsBirdsBooks
    1 points Dec 10,2018, 1:16pm

    Neil Gaiman

    Suitable for kids

    I shiggy diggy doo

  • TanukiKon
    -6 points Dec 10,2018, 8:52am

    Why is there a children's book about homosexuality? They're kids not teens and probably don't care about this kind of identity pleasing junk.

    On the other side, this isn't nsfw the bots messed up and will be for a while.

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Double standards, everyone!

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COMMENTS

  • Bob9999999999999
    115 points Dec 09,2018, 11:14pm

    Their entire ideology is a series of justifications for why certain double standards are okay

  • CondensedBemusement
    49 points Dec 09,2018, 11:32pm

    Hmmm ... which explains why comedy is dying in the arse.

  • Batman219
    22 points Dec 10,2018, 12:24am

    Straight white boy Peter Parker gave his life trying save ungrateful pieces of shit like you. Have some goddamn respect.

  • froggie-style-meme
    9 points Dec 10,2018, 12:32am

    We are a joke, but at least we don't look like one.

  • pokemon_fetish
    5 points Dec 09,2018, 11:07pm

    Is that The Marine 2 in the second picture?

    I love those movies.

  • MalloryLangdon
    4 points Dec 10,2018, 9:18am

    I find it funny they're insulting white boys/men but are using gifs of white men.

  • Luther-and-Locke
    -1 points Dec 10,2018, 10:17am

    It's really not that complicated. Remember how back in the day being white, straight, and male was the baseline default setting from which social commentary sprung. Everything was presented as if it was being viewed from the eyes of a straight white male. That's why "chick flicks" are a thing and why Spike Lee and Tyler Perry movies clearly stick out to you, or why if you saw a movie where the main character was gay and all of his friends were gay you would assume the movie is about being gay in some way or another. You would never just assume the movie is about a guy and oh look he's gay.

    So now these other people, as in the majority of people on Earth, have decided to pool their numbers and take social ground. And people like this are just really excited about it basically.

  • Fifouxxe
    -2 points Dec 10,2018, 9:22am

    OP, you're a snowflake

COMMENTS

  • Bob9999999999999
    115 points Dec 09,2018, 11:14pm

    Their entire ideology is a series of justifications for why certain double standards are okay

  • CondensedBemusement
    49 points Dec 09,2018, 11:32pm

    Hmmm ... which explains why comedy is dying in the arse.

  • Batman219
    22 points Dec 10,2018, 12:24am

    Straight white boy Peter Parker gave his life trying save ungrateful pieces of shit like you. Have some goddamn respect.

  • ctrum69
    12 points Dec 09,2018, 11:07pm

    Why Cena at the HoF tho?

  • froggie-style-meme
    9 points Dec 10,2018, 12:32am

    We are a joke, but at least we don't look like one.

  • pokemon_fetish
    5 points Dec 09,2018, 11:07pm

    Is that The Marine 2 in the second picture?

    I love those movies.

  • MalloryLangdon
    4 points Dec 10,2018, 9:18am

    I find it funny they're insulting white boys/men but are using gifs of white men.

  • Luther-and-Locke
    -1 points Dec 10,2018, 10:17am

    It's really not that complicated. Remember how back in the day being white, straight, and male was the baseline default setting from which social commentary sprung. Everything was presented as if it was being viewed from the eyes of a straight white male. That's why "chick flicks" are a thing and why Spike Lee and Tyler Perry movies clearly stick out to you, or why if you saw a movie where the main character was gay and all of his friends were gay you would assume the movie is about being gay in some way or another. You would never just assume the movie is about a guy and oh look he's gay.

    So now these other people, as in the majority of people on Earth, have decided to pool their numbers and take social ground. And people like this are just really excited about it basically.

  • Fifouxxe
    -2 points Dec 10,2018, 9:22am

    OP, you're a snowflake