Maybe the people apologizing are just Canadian.
This was on a petty people rant thread on a beauty subreddit. It’s taken over makeup now :(
I sometimes wish these idiots would be shipped over to an actual Patriarchal society. See how long they last.
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Nope just Canadian, sorry.
Well she certainly got that part right
Soooooo close to being sanity until the very end there.
She fumbled it at the goal line.
A good way to end transphobia is not generalizing the other side as transphobe evil people
Not sure how this relates to poly, but w/e.
Well in that case, fuck off you freak of nature with a mutilation fetish...
(this is not aimed at trans people that are not fucking nutjobs like this twat).
It is amazing how often these 'oppressed' people feel like they have the authority to dictate the behavior of their oppressors.
You know how this will end? With cis, straight, white, able bodied, neurotypical, male people simply not giving a shit.
The is just so much of a deplorable that you can call other people before they decide that they not give a damn and you might as well can choke on a bag of dicks.
"Dear other black people.... stop telling Klansmen their viewpoint is invalid and imagined. Instead ask how and ask how to help solve."
As soon as someone writes "folx" I stop giving a shit about anything they have to say
That's not even the correct usage of "kinetic".
When having your own name just isn't special enough.
I love these posts because you can just see the angsty teen behind it. These are kids doing baby's first taxonomy on the world, trying to make sense of what they think they see.
We all do it to some degree, too. At my school we divided into factions between those who justifiably liked the Galactic empire that brought order and prosperity and the unwashed masses who liked the filthy rebel scum.
... it's good to see that SOMEONE was getting some "enjoyment" from their Kinect.
akinetic: normal people
What even is "kinning" someone?
Can I just say Aesthetic Kinetic is a dope ass name for like... anything really.
Parkour channel on youtube. E-sports team. Some kind of cyberpunk death squad. Possibilities are endless.
at least they acknowledge not forcing yourself to have made up memories of fantasy characters is normal
The idiot's step up from collecting Pokemon. The only thing missing is the sharpie drawings.
Akinetic: normal ppl
is this just a v long and convoluted joke at ppl who are kin
Might this person be self-aware?
Ah my favorite variant. "Aesthetickinetic." I identify as a bottle of Fiji water, a disc with 50 free hours of America Online, and a bust of a Greek philosopher.
There's a lot of kinetic energy going around here.
Someone should tell them that's not what kinetic means
Never has normal been so goddamned cool.
I had always thought that kin was for making the character part of their family not kinetic.
do these fuckwits not realise that you only get one life. this isn't a fucking game we're playing here. jesus fucking save me.
Physics is getting too hard for me to follow...
I read that and thought "The Drift" was some kind of terrible, new disorder that I wasn't aware of.
What is a kin character?
They trying to cast magic or something?
holy shit these are some 10/10 band names
Well, at least they know that it's not normal to have a kin
At least they admit that they're not normal
telekinetic: when you only kin with television characters
What the hell is kin?
Kinetic: having a mass and momentum
(I dont know the exakt definition forgive me)
They know that kin and kinetic are from totally different languages, right?
akinetic life represent
If you write "kinetic" my mind goes to ballistics charts, just sayin
What the hell does this mean?
supercalifragilistic: when you kin expialidocious characters
As person that defines their sexuality by energy exerted through motion (giggity) I find this absolutely offensive. Those damned bigots.
審美的な運動 A E S T H E T I K I N E T I C 1995
I like how Heterokinetic is "only" the opposite sex but homo is any and all gay kind l, not exclusive to anything else.
What about akinator?
Well at least they got "akinetic* right
I love how they end it with "Normal people."
normal people lul, you have to be pretty abnormal to believe any of this
Further proof that kinning is essentially "I like this character". Everything I've seen about kinning would suggest that 'not a choice' since your supposed to be that character's reincarnation(kinda), but apparently you can now drop it if you lose interest.
"but i never colonized anything"
"ye'h but your ancestors did"
"yeah, and your ancestors were slaves but that doesn't make you a slave"
(i mean this in the least offensive way possible)
"Boy oh boy, you call an entire group of people racist based on immutable characteristics while citing 'facts' about as accurate as the casting in Hamilton and these people, who I will call a slur from a popular movie because I am literally incapable of independent thought, have the nerve to not simply agree with me."
I'm not critisizing this post at all, but I wonder if with the increase of very troublesome things in SA, is there a way to add an indicator if whether the "colonizer narrative" is referring to South Africa, or North America?
I ask only cause when I see black people in the USA/Canada call white people colonisers (while so very often they ignore the rights of First Nations/Native Americans without a second thought, it seems), it seems ironic because while slaves were brought here against their will, by the time slavery ended, almost none returned. Generations had passed and now America was home.
I'm not saying that in and of itself is bad; regardless of race, it makes perfect sense. I'm white and I have no desire to "Return to Europe", so I wouldn't expect a black person to have the desire to "Return to Africa", either. I just wanted to make that part clear.
In the context of South Africa, while again, what's happening there is really bad, black people calling white people colonisers doesn't seem as ironic. I don't agree with it, I think its dangerous rhetoric, but the use of the term from black people applied to white people in SA isn't absurd like it is when people here say it. At least not in the same way.
I know there's additional layers to the issues in SA involving precisely which African tribe was there first before Europeans came, but idk too much about that tbh.
That's where you're wrong - I saw the rest of your smarmy bullshit too.
You can be anti-white all you like; but you still get my ire for being anti-white, no matter how much you make it sound like it's not a big deal that you're anti-white.
I'm colonizing the toilet while reading this.
I actually get kind of upset when I get called colonizer. Half my family tree has roots in Ireland, and they basically got the colonial Africa treatment but for over 800 years instead of roughly 150. The British fucked the Irish more than they did the Africans - directly, anyway, though even if you factor the slave trade before then it's still close.
Okay, so maybe it's because I just finished watching "Wild wild country" on netflix, a documentary about the Bagwan Shree Rajneesh (sp?) and the followers attempt to basically take over Oregon, but there are some clips from the 80s in there, where Sheelah and others are yelling about "colonizers" and such.. and it could SOOO easily be pulled out today and dropped on Tumblr/FB/Twatter whatever and not seem at all out of place.
Really good documentary, btw. The kool aid is very very strong with those people, and some are still fully infected with it.
Low quality bait.
Hey dipshit, if you live in the same country and take advantage of its amenities you don't get to call your fellow countrymen "colonizers."
Are they talking about the Ottomans?
Quick, invade Molossia!
Then you must try harder, obviously.
Maybe people just don't like abrasive cunts... unless they're u/Salty_Crotchbeard
A) Hitler did not have any children (that we know of, there have been people who claim to be his child but most historians would dispute this)
B) Even he did, why would they be at fault for his crimes? No one gets to choose their parents.
C) I don't like Trump, but FFS he's not Hitler you imbecile
D) I don't like DT Jr., but FFS he's also not Hitler you cretin
E) When the fuck did it become acceptable or justifiable in any form to go after someone's children? What dark fucking timeline is this??
Edit: also the fact that this Twitter user has a Jewish name and is presumably at least culturally Jewish is claiming there were only 6 million deaths in the Holocaust is mindblowing. Like, no bud, add in Soviet POWs, Romani people, LGBT people, political dissidents, and ethnic Polish/Hungarians/Ukrainians, and the number nearly doubles. Its true that Jews were the primary target of the Third Reich, but they were not the only victims, not even close.
Remember when Godwin's Law was something to avoid?
If Zach had been alive in 1944 he would have been regarded with utter disgust and disdain.
Just like today.
Fascinating really ... some things never change.
How does he know that? Does he have access into her brain? Is he psychic? lol so much for the whole ' never assume anything' these people dish out when they're criticized. No, it's just typical double standards and thinking they got people pinned down. The truth is, we don't know how anyone would react in a given situation.
If you were alive in 1944 Germany, you would be too busy figuring out a way to surrender yourself to the allies rather than give a shit about the camps or Hitler's non-existent kids.
Hitler didn’t have kids...
If Zach were alive in 1944, he’d be mocking Hitlers Mustache and defending ridiculing his non existent children instead of saving six million people.
They wouldn't deserve to be punished for what their father did. Who is even to say that they would have agreed with him? As I remember, Hitler had at least one nephew who chose to fight for the allies.
Whoa, that was some quick-draw Godwin's Law right there.
404: Logic not found.
Children are not responsible for, nor can they control, the actions of their adult relatives.
Journalists had a modicum of basic decency in 1944, so she wouldn't have had to.
Yeah, they should stay away from the minors. Eric, Donald Jr., and Ivanka are all very fair game, though! I almost feel bad for Eric, he gets the most brutal treatment on SNL.
A respectable act from a clinton? This has to be fake, right?
TIL You can't defend multiple groups; you must pick one group to defend, and if you defend another group you are evil.
C U C K
His kids still would deserve to be ridiculed.... At least not until they are grown enough to make bad decisions in their own
Hmm, a man mocking a woman who he KNOWS has 'lived' experiences being in that same position. She would acutely aware how it could negatively affect them. Doesn't seem very progressive. I guess fuck listening to women and protecting children if it means you can't get your hate boner on for Trump.
You hate seeing a whole group of people for something they cant control? Something tells me straight people aren't the problem here.
Like gay themed love stories don't do the exact same thing. Aka them both being gay is enough for us to believe they're meant to be. I mean, this theme is prevalent enough for some straight people to think I'm perfect for their only other gay friend just because we're both attracted to the same sex.
I agree in thinking most romcoms (gay or straight) are garbage. Mainly because they're overly formulaic and kind of sexist (a lot of times they make the guy look like a complete moron in straight romcoms and is the only one who ever messes up). That being said, there are great ones as well.
'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' is one of my favorite movies of all time. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I can't relate to Joel and Clementine's relationship or the pain of heartbreak. I recently watched 'Call Me by Your Name' as well and genuinely enjoyed it (mostly because it was just a love story that happened to be between two guys rather than a gay love story).
It's a heterosexual's world and I'm not saying that in a disparaging way either, it's just a fact; the sky is blue and it's a heterosexual's world (I mean they're 93% of the population FFS so it makes sense for it to be). Get used to it, it's not going to change.
If 95% of the population ruin things you like, tough titties. You're just gonna have to suck it up, because the 95% isn't going to kowtow to your insignificant minority's tastes.
And yes, modern romcoms suck donkeyballs. That's because the audiences for these films are willing to pay to watch that stuff. Much like any genre, there are good romcoms and bad ones. Just because you don't do your research doesn't mean that "straight people ruin everything".
The typical Romcom is a formula, doesn't matter if it's gay or straight. It's a formula that caters to a certain audience, people typically go in knowing that the main characters, again, gay or straight, will hook up. Maybe pick another genre instead of whining.
Hating an entire group of people based on their sexuality? Isn't there a word for that...
Maybe Romcoms are just garbage.
Actually many people I know hate romcoms because they feel that they lack either romance or comedy. So idk what these peoples problem is
...what I did at the rodeo.
May I crosspost this to /r/NotKenM?
William Shakespeare --> Wouldiwas Shookspeared
This is clearly a joke.
Why block out the person who tweeted this?
And everyone clapped.
S a t i r e
I think they're just upset because nobody would ever dream of asking them out to a bar.
Bullshit, if there's one thing us white men can do, it's drunk. We drunk with the best of them.
Imma be honest, St. Patrick's Day is one of the nights I avoid going out to drink because it's fucking amateur hour out there. As someone who isn't keen on getting beaten down by meathead drunks, I just don't. But people should be able to choose to do it.
Vice is leukemia.
I don't see the negative here vice, I am totally down for a demolition derby of male ego and the limit of human biology. That sounds fucking awesome.
Shut up, VICE. Just go away.
Vice, you have good stuff. Why do you do this now? Is this the only way you can make money?
"White Men Americans Can't Drunk." Fixed it for you. I mean, the Irish only invented whiskey and the whole bloody celebration in the first place, for fuck's sake. Telling us we're shite at the thing we're known the whole world over for is some bullshit.
Man does this holiday sound fun when you put it that way.
Fucking grass beard
Vice.com made my dad angrily close his iPad and declare "I'm fucking done with this bloody day" and then go to sleep at 8PM.
Vice is shit, lmfao.
The reporter says, "Is St. Patrick's Day a holiday only white people can really enjoy?" They all say YOOOOOOOO! for 18 minutes and then put their arm around one of their friends, who looks Hispanic. Joke's on you, BET segment.
I don't even understand what the fuck this betacuck is going on about.
Wait isn't St Patrick's Day about Ireland, a country historically inhabited by predominantly white people?
Drink drink drink drink!
No, it's an Irish holiday. Started by the irish to celebrate their patron saint. It's always been a thing. What's with the ridiculous America-centric world view?
wait... so you can be racist to white people????
As a Catholic (but not an Irish Catholic), am I allowed to celebrate a saint's day? Or do I not meet the right criteria?
Hm... I thought the original Saint Patrick's day is the catholic's celebration of the original Saint Patrick--sorry, "Paddy".
I also am pretty sure the wearing green tradition had to do with the Irish being able to tell the difference between Anglican English, who wouldn't respect the catholic's celebration and the devoutly Catholic Irish, who would definitely celebrate their saint.
Also fuck off, I have pure Irish blood in me. I'm going to celebrate it with my family who are proud of their heritage. Plus, the Irish were often--now I'm going to say a word that might come as a shock to you--legitimately oppressed by the English. So a celebration day for them wouldn't be so bad now would it...
Do people even try to make sense nowadays, or do they just make stuff up and pretend to have the moral high ground. I guess the St Patrick's day parade in Dublin every year is perpetuating racial stereotypes as well...
I really like the font
Well that almost empty of bottle of bushmill's irish whiskey says i failed that dare.
...not even an Irish celebration....started by Irish immigrants.
...not even an Irish celebration.
...started by Irish immigrants.
Does Irish immigrants doing something and having it as a celebration not make it an Irish celebration?
Irish is not a race though. People don't seem to get it.
Why double dog dare me when you could just say "Double Me Dare You"
Does having Irish ancestry count me as POC now? /s
Seriously though, the Irish and Slavs had the worst treatment throughout human history.
I'm pretty sure it was started by the Catholic Church to commemorate a 5th century bishop. In Ireland. Where it is still celebrated.
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