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Advice for being "home alone" for an extended period of time

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  • dimwittery
    14 points Aug 18,2019, 1:37am

    My job is starting soon and up until this point I've always had other people living with me. My boyfriend won't move in with me for another 3 weeks and I'm not really sure what to do with myself. I'll be going to work during the week but I'm worried I'll either disappear into Netflix binges and sleeping or just spend all my time at work. I also tend to get mildly paranoid about sounds and shadows when I'm home alone in the evenings. Any advice or ideas on how to stay healthy and sane while I'm home alone would be very appreciated.

  • imatworkla
    9 points Aug 18,2019, 1:50am

    This is so exciting! The first time having the place to yourself! No one to look at you like you're crazy for doing whatever you feel like.

    Walk around the house completely naked. If you're worried about hygiene have a small towel to sit on.

    Eat ice cream for dinner. Ice cream with pizza!

    Build a blanket fort and watch Netflix.

    These are all things you can do with your boyfriend living with you, but it is extra special when you're on your own.

    As for scary noises, I tend to feel better if I have a hitting stick nearby: baseball bat, piece of pipe, 3ft dildo. Practice sneaking around the house as well. You'll feel like a ninja AND know the quietest way to get out of the house/behind them to whack them with a dildo if there is an intruder. It is extremely unlikely that anything will happen but I usually feel better if I have an escape plan in place.

  • truepinkpajamas
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 2:21am

    schedule a day for groceries and plan your meals so that you just don't end up eating whatever's easy to grab which will most likely be stuff that's unhealthy. Especially when you're tired from work and you just wanna get over dinner or whatever.

  • luckyratfoot
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 1:21pm

    Try to wake up at a decent time everyday. For me it helps to leave the bedroom curtains open so the sun helps wake me up. Schedule some treat yo self nights but have healthy quick foods available as well. If you aren’t working yet, set up a reading nest and read a book!

  • coffeeblossom
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 12:47pm

    Embrace it! Walk around with no pants on! Raid the fridge! Whatever you want! 😁

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  • dimwittery
    14 points Aug 18,2019, 1:37am

    My job is starting soon and up until this point I've always had other people living with me. My boyfriend won't move in with me for another 3 weeks and I'm not really sure what to do with myself. I'll be going to work during the week but I'm worried I'll either disappear into Netflix binges and sleeping or just spend all my time at work. I also tend to get mildly paranoid about sounds and shadows when I'm home alone in the evenings. Any advice or ideas on how to stay healthy and sane while I'm home alone would be very appreciated.

  • imatworkla
    9 points Aug 18,2019, 1:50am

    This is so exciting! The first time having the place to yourself! No one to look at you like you're crazy for doing whatever you feel like.

    Walk around the house completely naked. If you're worried about hygiene have a small towel to sit on.

    Eat ice cream for dinner. Ice cream with pizza!

    Build a blanket fort and watch Netflix.

    These are all things you can do with your boyfriend living with you, but it is extra special when you're on your own.

    As for scary noises, I tend to feel better if I have a hitting stick nearby: baseball bat, piece of pipe, 3ft dildo. Practice sneaking around the house as well. You'll feel like a ninja AND know the quietest way to get out of the house/behind them to whack them with a dildo if there is an intruder. It is extremely unlikely that anything will happen but I usually feel better if I have an escape plan in place.

  • truepinkpajamas
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 2:21am

    schedule a day for groceries and plan your meals so that you just don't end up eating whatever's easy to grab which will most likely be stuff that's unhealthy. Especially when you're tired from work and you just wanna get over dinner or whatever.

  • rcbeiler
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 9:08am

    When you're alone in your apartment that means you can do anything.

  • luckyratfoot
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 1:21pm

    Try to wake up at a decent time everyday. For me it helps to leave the bedroom curtains open so the sun helps wake me up. Schedule some treat yo self nights but have healthy quick foods available as well. If you aren’t working yet, set up a reading nest and read a book!

  • coffeeblossom
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 12:47pm

    Embrace it! Walk around with no pants on! Raid the fridge! Whatever you want! 😁

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  • vivaenmiriana
    51 points Aug 18,2019, 1:03am

    My fruatration is people who say that they wouldnt have an abortion but other women should be able to have them and so they call themselves

    Pro life

    Ugh.

  • aberrasian
    28 points Aug 18,2019, 1:07am

    Also idk what to make of the hypocrisy of the "pro-life except in cases of rape, incest, medical risk, etc". The foetus's life that they claim to prize so highly suddenly becomes unimportant if the woman carrying it seems "innocent of the pregnancy" in their eyes? Ick. Pick a lane Judgy McJudgerson, either the foetus is always more important than the mother or always less.

  • Homunculus_I_am_ill
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 12:16pm

    There is clearly a lot of people who have such a misrepresented view of the pro-choice position, that even when they completely with it they think they're either in some intermediate compromise or closer to pro-life.

    Some examples:

    https://twitter.com/michaelshermer/status/1130164535950577664
    https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/bplj1p/mrw_a_seemingly_smart_person_says_im_prolife_but/
    https://preview.redd.it/vvb9brkmhdv21.png?width=300&auto;=webp&s;=3c59784187fe4f7426a1e95a768ca198b766aeb8

    I suspect those are people who have been brainwashed to think pro-choice is literally an evil position and pro-life is correct, but they are deeply pro-choice leading them to re-invent the pro-choice position from scratch without ever looking up into the label since it's wrong and obviously not what they believe.

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  • vivaenmiriana
    51 points Aug 18,2019, 1:03am

    My fruatration is people who say that they wouldnt have an abortion but other women should be able to have them and so they call themselves

    Pro life

    Ugh.

  • aberrasian
    28 points Aug 18,2019, 1:07am

    Also idk what to make of the hypocrisy of the "pro-life except in cases of rape, incest, medical risk, etc". The foetus's life that they claim to prize so highly suddenly becomes unimportant if the woman carrying it seems "innocent of the pregnancy" in their eyes? Ick. Pick a lane Judgy McJudgerson, either the foetus is always more important than the mother or always less.

  • Homunculus_I_am_ill
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 12:16pm

    There is clearly a lot of people who have such a misrepresented view of the pro-choice position, that even when they completely with it they think they're either in some intermediate compromise or closer to pro-life.

    Some examples:

    https://twitter.com/michaelshermer/status/1130164535950577664
    https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/bplj1p/mrw_a_seemingly_smart_person_says_im_prolife_but/
    https://preview.redd.it/vvb9brkmhdv21.png?width=300&auto;=webp&s;=3c59784187fe4f7426a1e95a768ca198b766aeb8

    I suspect those are people who have been brainwashed to think pro-choice is literally an evil position and pro-life is correct, but they are deeply pro-choice leading them to re-invent the pro-choice position from scratch without ever looking up into the label since it's wrong and obviously not what they believe.

  • breadandbunny
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:55pm

    Lol!

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I saw this on Snapchat and of course can’t imagine the emotions and feelings of having having her condition, but couldn’t help but be sad and disappointed that she felt like a useless wife because she couldn’t have sex with her husband.

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  • lesbianfunkykong
    9 points Aug 18,2019, 7:02pm

    This is, unfortunately, pretty common with religious women. Vaginisums is usually caused by anxiety around sex- sometimes because of sexual trauma, but sometimes because the girl was been taught her whole life that sex is dirty and sinful.

  • raziphel
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 8:35pm

    my gf has this issue, and she deals with similar feelings. Not being able to meet what is considered a normal relationship expectation by society can be really, really tough.

  • Muffcakelord
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 7:43pm

    This is why i make fun of straight people for thinking PIV sex is the only imaginable sex and christians for fucking over themselves

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  • lesbianfunkykong
    9 points Aug 18,2019, 7:02pm

    This is, unfortunately, pretty common with religious women. Vaginisums is usually caused by anxiety around sex- sometimes because of sexual trauma, but sometimes because the girl was been taught her whole life that sex is dirty and sinful.

  • raziphel
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 8:35pm

    my gf has this issue, and she deals with similar feelings. Not being able to meet what is considered a normal relationship expectation by society can be really, really tough.

  • Muffcakelord
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 7:43pm

    This is why i make fun of straight people for thinking PIV sex is the only imaginable sex and christians for fucking over themselves

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MRW the previous tenants told us they couldn't hear the neighbours on either side.

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  • ViralKira
    10 points Aug 18,2019, 3:05pm

    Kinda shitty because I just moved in and I have panic attacks/reactions to that low bass thumps of people stomping in their house.

    I had to deal with this previously and I thought I was good and now I have to start over again. :c

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  • ViralKira
    10 points Aug 18,2019, 3:05pm

    Kinda shitty because I just moved in and I have panic attacks/reactions to that low bass thumps of people stomping in their house.

    I had to deal with this previously and I thought I was good and now I have to start over again. :c

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  • sm0keythebear
    21 points Aug 17,2019, 5:15pm

    I know this wasn't the right relationship for me in the long run, but right now it really, really hurts.

    It all started when he was picking fights with me and in turn driving me away. Due to my distance, he says I made him feel neglected and unloved for over a month. Two weeks ago things came to a head and we broke up, but I missed him so incredibly that after a day we got back together and we both stated we'd work on our differences (his being his short temper and picking fights over menial things) and mine (being more empathetic to his feelings and trying to put him first more).

    After two weeks it still didn't feel the same. I still felt distant from him. Like a piece was missing. I couldn't revive our spark, and I couldn't get past all of the cruel and mean things he would say when he was angry. They replayed in my head so often.

    So last night I ended things with him, and I'm really hurting. I miss him and I keep thinking about all the good times we had. I just wanted him to be the person he was when we first started dating. My heart is broken in a million little pieces and reality is hitting me like a freight train.

  • nathaliazxavier
    14 points Aug 17,2019, 6:03pm

    I feel your pain. My ex boyfriend (we broke up last week) use to complain about the smallest things, used to say he was thinking about breaking up with me and I was always understanding. It got to a point where I was changing the way dress, talk etc. Because of his complaints.

    Eventually he did break up with me and I thought about all the things he didn't let me do... He asked me to come back but I don't want it anymore. It fucking hurt badly, but it helped me understand things from a different perspective.

    So, you say that you put him first as if it was a defect, but to other people, this might be a quality. You are just kind, and that's great! Dont feel guilty about it.

    Take care of yourself, use this time to connect to the things that make yourself YOU, maybe things you couldn't do in the relationship, get to know yourself. You seem to be a lovely person, so get connected with you! In my case, writing down what I feel really helped.

    If you have to come back together or not, you may realize it after getting to know yourself. It's completely okay to feel pain now, be patient and take care. ♥️

  • Hotfrogadog
    6 points Aug 17,2019, 6:42pm

    I'm about 3 months into being single and I've never been happier. I'm working towards the things I love everyday instead of putting energy into something that's not working. I do still miss him, but I stay focused on what I have now. I hope in a few months you will be as happy as I am today. If you need to talk pm me.

  • Kynsade
    2 points Aug 17,2019, 8:01pm

    I recommend Guy Winch’s TED Talk about heartbreak. It helped me so much when I was trying to recover from a devastating breakup.

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  • sm0keythebear
    21 points Aug 17,2019, 5:15pm

    I know this wasn't the right relationship for me in the long run, but right now it really, really hurts.

    It all started when he was picking fights with me and in turn driving me away. Due to my distance, he says I made him feel neglected and unloved for over a month. Two weeks ago things came to a head and we broke up, but I missed him so incredibly that after a day we got back together and we both stated we'd work on our differences (his being his short temper and picking fights over menial things) and mine (being more empathetic to his feelings and trying to put him first more).

    After two weeks it still didn't feel the same. I still felt distant from him. Like a piece was missing. I couldn't revive our spark, and I couldn't get past all of the cruel and mean things he would say when he was angry. They replayed in my head so often.

    So last night I ended things with him, and I'm really hurting. I miss him and I keep thinking about all the good times we had. I just wanted him to be the person he was when we first started dating. My heart is broken in a million little pieces and reality is hitting me like a freight train.

  • nathaliazxavier
    14 points Aug 17,2019, 6:03pm

    I feel your pain. My ex boyfriend (we broke up last week) use to complain about the smallest things, used to say he was thinking about breaking up with me and I was always understanding. It got to a point where I was changing the way dress, talk etc. Because of his complaints.

    Eventually he did break up with me and I thought about all the things he didn't let me do... He asked me to come back but I don't want it anymore. It fucking hurt badly, but it helped me understand things from a different perspective.

    So, you say that you put him first as if it was a defect, but to other people, this might be a quality. You are just kind, and that's great! Dont feel guilty about it.

    Take care of yourself, use this time to connect to the things that make yourself YOU, maybe things you couldn't do in the relationship, get to know yourself. You seem to be a lovely person, so get connected with you! In my case, writing down what I feel really helped.

    If you have to come back together or not, you may realize it after getting to know yourself. It's completely okay to feel pain now, be patient and take care. ♥️

  • Hotfrogadog
    6 points Aug 17,2019, 6:42pm

    I'm about 3 months into being single and I've never been happier. I'm working towards the things I love everyday instead of putting energy into something that's not working. I do still miss him, but I stay focused on what I have now. I hope in a few months you will be as happy as I am today. If you need to talk pm me.

  • doublediamondz
    6 points Aug 17,2019, 7:18pm

    I’ve found this meme to be really accurate in my life.

    Let yourself feel your feelings, I promise you’ll be happy in the future.

  • Kynsade
    2 points Aug 17,2019, 8:01pm

    I recommend Guy Winch’s TED Talk about heartbreak. It helped me so much when I was trying to recover from a devastating breakup.

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Make sure to complete a well woman checkup yearly and get tested for cancers yearly to help with early detection. Friendly PSA.

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  • bluehellebore
    17 points Aug 15,2019, 10:23pm

    Pap smears aren't recommended yearly anymore. Pap smears aren't risk free (mostly due to false positives), so they're only recommended every three years.

  • yukicarlee19
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 9:52pm

    For about a month or so, my cousin has been going to the Doctor because she has been feeling pains in her abdominal region.

    What has been suspected as cervical cancer has now been confirmed as stage 3 cervical cancer. There are also 2 more tumors, 1 on the back, and 1 on her abdominal region.

    Please keep up with your yearly well-woman checkups so if you do end up with this nasty and horrible cancer, it would most likely be detected early.

    Early detection makes the world of a difference.

  • pompeii1009
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 10:14pm

    Always get your Pap smear! Also, I made the mistake of going on my period (I’m on BC so it’s a bit lighter than it would be otherwise) and my doc said she could still do it but that it might be more painful. She was right, hurt like a bitch.

    Learn from my mistake and don’t do it during that week.

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  • bluehellebore
    17 points Aug 15,2019, 10:23pm

    Pap smears aren't recommended yearly anymore. Pap smears aren't risk free (mostly due to false positives), so they're only recommended every three years.

  • yukicarlee19
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 9:52pm

    For about a month or so, my cousin has been going to the Doctor because she has been feeling pains in her abdominal region.

    What has been suspected as cervical cancer has now been confirmed as stage 3 cervical cancer. There are also 2 more tumors, 1 on the back, and 1 on her abdominal region.

    Please keep up with your yearly well-woman checkups so if you do end up with this nasty and horrible cancer, it would most likely be detected early.

    Early detection makes the world of a difference.

  • pompeii1009
    4 points Aug 15,2019, 10:14pm

    Always get your Pap smear! Also, I made the mistake of going on my period (I’m on BC so it’s a bit lighter than it would be otherwise) and my doc said she could still do it but that it might be more painful. She was right, hurt like a bitch.

    Learn from my mistake and don’t do it during that week.

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  • Splinter1591
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 11:48pm

    Tik tok is life

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  • Splinter1591
    7 points Aug 15,2019, 11:48pm

    Tik tok is life

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One of her ex-coworkers commented on my best friend's new profile picture. Couldn't not call him out on his behaviour

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  • karolinekite
    22 points Aug 16,2019, 6:34am

    Why did they screenshot the definition of belie?

  • erly
    22 points Aug 16,2019, 11:13am

    In the past I was groomed by this guy 10 years older than me that was disturbingly surprised that I spelled "caffeine" correctly in a text, and he responded "wow, you're smart, most women can't do that."

    And that was only one problematic thing that he said/did, shining a crystal clear light on what he thinks about women. I told him "I hate you" and stopped acknowledging his existence years ago, but part of me wishes I had kicked him in the balls a few times.

  • Phoenixinda
    18 points Aug 16,2019, 11:06am

    So not only is he calling her photo "fake", but also calling her stupid by explaining what the word belie means?

    It's a two in one combo of "I think you are fake and stupid". Just plain rude.

  • -paranomad-
    2 points Aug 16,2019, 4:36pm

    Awww bless isn't he proud of that fancy word he learnt!

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  • karolinekite
    22 points Aug 16,2019, 6:34am

    Why did they screenshot the definition of belie?

  • erly
    22 points Aug 16,2019, 11:13am

    In the past I was groomed by this guy 10 years older than me that was disturbingly surprised that I spelled "caffeine" correctly in a text, and he responded "wow, you're smart, most women can't do that."

    And that was only one problematic thing that he said/did, shining a crystal clear light on what he thinks about women. I told him "I hate you" and stopped acknowledging his existence years ago, but part of me wishes I had kicked him in the balls a few times.

  • Phoenixinda
    18 points Aug 16,2019, 11:06am

    So not only is he calling her photo "fake", but also calling her stupid by explaining what the word belie means?

    It's a two in one combo of "I think you are fake and stupid". Just plain rude.

  • fashbashingcatgirl
    10 points Aug 16,2019, 6:58am

    Image Transcription: Facebook Comments

    Nice Guy

    This image belies your true self quite drastically.

    Nice Guy

    [screenshot of the definition of 'belie', taken from Google]

    OP

    I know what belie means, thanks tho 👍

    /u/mary0111

    I'm not sure why you posted a screenshot of your choice of word??? Like, are you implying that OP isn't clever enough to know that pretty common word, or are you trying to show off how intelligent you think you are?

    I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!

  • -paranomad-
    2 points Aug 16,2019, 4:36pm

    Awww bless isn't he proud of that fancy word he learnt!

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  • therivercass
    4 points Aug 16,2019, 6:52pm

    Yea but the dog's abused and the cop probably beats their family so I'll take the guy getting bit.

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  • therivercass
    4 points Aug 16,2019, 6:52pm

    Yea but the dog's abused and the cop probably beats their family so I'll take the guy getting bit.

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When you see a Republican politician who thinks they know what's best for womens' reproductive rights:

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  • kirby2341
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 5:48pm

    Source is this parody of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 (time stamp is ~3:06)

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  • kirby2341
    3 points Aug 15,2019, 5:48pm

    Source is this parody of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 (time stamp is ~3:06)

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