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Positive self talk

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • toearishuman
    11 points Dec 08,2019, 10:57pm

    This hurts.

  • TheSnowBunny
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 1:51am

    I struggle with this a lot. Thanks for posting a reminder. :)

  • luckyratfoot
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 11:50am

    When I start to berate myself I try to imagine some entitled old guy saying it. If I wouldn’t tolerate anyone else saying these things why am I saying them to myself?

  • CalmLotus
    -1 points Dec 09,2019, 4:51am

    But what if I want to feel sad?

COMMENTS

  • toearishuman
    11 points Dec 08,2019, 10:57pm

    This hurts.

  • TheSnowBunny
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 1:51am

    I struggle with this a lot. Thanks for posting a reminder. :)

  • luckyratfoot
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 11:50am

    When I start to berate myself I try to imagine some entitled old guy saying it. If I wouldn’t tolerate anyone else saying these things why am I saying them to myself?

  • breadandbunny
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 1:59am

    I do. I often don't listen to my own advice to my detriment.

  • CalmLotus
    -1 points Dec 09,2019, 4:51am

    But what if I want to feel sad?

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MRW IT at my job keeps dismissing my concerns and ignoring info I have provided

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • lamblikeawolf
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 11:33am

    Especially because I have to wonder... Are they not acknowledging my concerns because I have an obviously female-gendered name?

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  • lamblikeawolf
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 11:33am

    Especially because I have to wonder... Are they not acknowledging my concerns because I have an obviously female-gendered name?

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The new Finnish prime minister is a 34 yo woman, raised by two mothers, and her coalition is 5 parties all led by women!! Yay! Who runs the world?

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • Kynsade
    737 points Dec 09,2019, 8:55am

    Finland also ranks consistently high on "happiest countries in the world" lists, "equality for women" lists, and it’s apparently a country full of introverts (like me). We should all move to Finland.

  • WellThatWasStrange
    319 points Dec 09,2019, 10:09am

    The answer to "Who runs the world?" is still "Rich people", though.

  • SayingWhatUrThinkin
    138 points Dec 09,2019, 11:52am

    just stay out of any threads on the big subs about her. she's conventionally attractive and, as we all know, that's what really matters here.

    very proud of the Finns for what they've accomplished though, and after such a history of adversity with only relatively recent independence too.

  • seester
    59 points Dec 09,2019, 12:08pm

    They are all in their early thirties and I'm sitting here in my PJs at 10am playing FFXIV.

    What am I doing with my life

  • Frostmage82
    24 points Dec 09,2019, 12:37pm

    Expat Suomalainen here. I am absolutely proud of my Finn heritage! We have spent an incredibly long time as Sweden's little sister and/or being in fear of neighbors to the East. But equality is one of the things where Finland is considered a leader now!

    I would totally go back if I weren't completely in love with my American job. This country could stand to learn much from Finland.

  • An_Yl
    44 points Dec 09,2019, 11:28am

    Women do have it great here! The current parliament has 47% women in it but there was still this talk on the news on "why is there less women in the parliament" when the last election ended.

  • thelettucequeen
    78 points Dec 09,2019, 9:52am

    Oh look it’s a Scandinavian country, raise your hand if you’re not surprised

    Edit: Nordic not Scandinavian

  • imatworkla
    11 points Dec 09,2019, 12:09pm

    Completely irrelevant but I would really like to be able to blowdry my hair like that.

  • crusher23b
    14 points Dec 09,2019, 10:44am

    That's so great! Finland is setting an example I hope my country (U.S.) will follow!

  • Ellie_A_K
    7 points Dec 09,2019, 12:57pm

    On a side note I adore Finnish names. So lovely.

  • Balkinbalkans
    15 points Dec 09,2019, 1:39pm

    This looks like a Republican nightmare.

    I'm all for it.

  • kitsey
    6 points Dec 09,2019, 11:32am

    I miss Finland!

  • crazedhatter
    10 points Dec 09,2019, 11:33am

    Unfortunately, Finland doesn't run the world. If they did I think things would be a bit better - as it is I want meteor strikes on most major governmental centers, cuz it feels like nothing short of that will make for meaningful change. :-/

  • UberDave_141
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 11:09am

    Well with any luck, the best people. And in this case we just might have what we need.

  • Maximilianne
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 5:09pm
  • Zafjaf
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 11:08am

    Go Finland! Wooh!

  • detectivejetpack
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 2:03pm
  • Antarritan
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:57pm

    The rich

  • tiburon_atlantica
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 7:26pm

    Is Finland actually that White? genuine question.

    I know there's a rising degree of racism, especially against immigrants, but I'm curious if they had the option of choosing woc to run with them or if these women were their only choices. i also don't know how the finish government works so i could be wrong about all of this :p

  • E_RedStar
    6 points Dec 09,2019, 12:30pm

    Let's not forget that privileged women in positions of power does not mean true equality

  • ringofhonor34
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:36pm
  • leafmealone303
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:04pm

    This is pretty amazing. I'm 34 and I cannot imagine being in this position. Sometimes I think I'm not doing this adult thing correctly!

  • Lifeisjust_okay
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 5:54pm

    Can I reclaim my heritage and become a Finn please? I don't want to be in the new world anymore.

  • Hot-Creamy-Lasagna
    -24 points Dec 09,2019, 2:34pm

    Yes more women drone pilots, those middle eastern kids will love the diversity

  • jaguar0001
    -7 points Dec 09,2019, 6:01pm

    Trump

  • Coupleajabronis
    -35 points Dec 09,2019, 10:49am

    Women run the world! Women are in charge now! Fucking finally:)

  • deleted
    -8 points Dec 09,2019, 2:42pm

    [removed]

  • aT80tank
    -16 points Dec 09,2019, 3:46pm

    Yay! Who runs the world?

    Liberals apparently

  • aditya_grisai
    -16 points Dec 09,2019, 2:16pm

    The whole reason the finn's do so well with gender equality is because they don't care about gender, so please let's make sure that the whole world works the same way where principles and ideas prevail over identity. Let's promote that over posts such as these because your intent is good but the line of achieving is as the finns show, is not :)

  • approject3
    -75 points Dec 09,2019, 10:43am

    What are all the Finnish men doing?

    E: 46.5% of all Members of Parliament are women. Score one for men!!

COMMENTS

  • Kynsade
    737 points Dec 09,2019, 8:55am

    Finland also ranks consistently high on "happiest countries in the world" lists, "equality for women" lists, and it’s apparently a country full of introverts (like me). We should all move to Finland.

  • WellThatWasStrange
    319 points Dec 09,2019, 10:09am

    The answer to "Who runs the world?" is still "Rich people", though.

  • SayingWhatUrThinkin
    138 points Dec 09,2019, 11:52am

    just stay out of any threads on the big subs about her. she's conventionally attractive and, as we all know, that's what really matters here.

    very proud of the Finns for what they've accomplished though, and after such a history of adversity with only relatively recent independence too.

  • Logan_Maddox
    69 points Dec 09,2019, 10:59am

    Sorry for my ignorance, why is there a "Swedish People Party" in Finland?

  • seester
    59 points Dec 09,2019, 12:08pm

    They are all in their early thirties and I'm sitting here in my PJs at 10am playing FFXIV.

    What am I doing with my life

  • Frostmage82
    24 points Dec 09,2019, 12:37pm

    Expat Suomalainen here. I am absolutely proud of my Finn heritage! We have spent an incredibly long time as Sweden's little sister and/or being in fear of neighbors to the East. But equality is one of the things where Finland is considered a leader now!

    I would totally go back if I weren't completely in love with my American job. This country could stand to learn much from Finland.

  • An_Yl
    44 points Dec 09,2019, 11:28am

    Women do have it great here! The current parliament has 47% women in it but there was still this talk on the news on "why is there less women in the parliament" when the last election ended.

  • thelettucequeen
    78 points Dec 09,2019, 9:52am

    Oh look it’s a Scandinavian country, raise your hand if you’re not surprised

    Edit: Nordic not Scandinavian

  • imatworkla
    11 points Dec 09,2019, 12:09pm

    Completely irrelevant but I would really like to be able to blowdry my hair like that.

  • crusher23b
    14 points Dec 09,2019, 10:44am

    That's so great! Finland is setting an example I hope my country (U.S.) will follow!

  • Ellie_A_K
    7 points Dec 09,2019, 12:57pm

    On a side note I adore Finnish names. So lovely.

  • Balkinbalkans
    15 points Dec 09,2019, 1:39pm

    This looks like a Republican nightmare.

    I'm all for it.

  • kitsey
    6 points Dec 09,2019, 11:32am

    I miss Finland!

  • crazedhatter
    10 points Dec 09,2019, 11:33am

    Unfortunately, Finland doesn't run the world. If they did I think things would be a bit better - as it is I want meteor strikes on most major governmental centers, cuz it feels like nothing short of that will make for meaningful change. :-/

  • UberDave_141
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 11:09am

    Well with any luck, the best people. And in this case we just might have what we need.

  • Maximilianne
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 5:09pm
  • Zafjaf
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 11:08am

    Go Finland! Wooh!

  • detectivejetpack
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 2:03pm
  • Antarritan
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:57pm

    The rich

  • tiburon_atlantica
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 7:26pm

    Is Finland actually that White? genuine question.

    I know there's a rising degree of racism, especially against immigrants, but I'm curious if they had the option of choosing woc to run with them or if these women were their only choices. i also don't know how the finish government works so i could be wrong about all of this :p

  • E_RedStar
    6 points Dec 09,2019, 12:30pm

    Let's not forget that privileged women in positions of power does not mean true equality

  • ringofhonor34
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:36pm
  • leafmealone303
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:04pm

    This is pretty amazing. I'm 34 and I cannot imagine being in this position. Sometimes I think I'm not doing this adult thing correctly!

  • Lifeisjust_okay
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 5:54pm

    Can I reclaim my heritage and become a Finn please? I don't want to be in the new world anymore.

  • Hot-Creamy-Lasagna
    -24 points Dec 09,2019, 2:34pm

    Yes more women drone pilots, those middle eastern kids will love the diversity

  • jaguar0001
    -7 points Dec 09,2019, 6:01pm

    Trump

  • Coupleajabronis
    -35 points Dec 09,2019, 10:49am

    Women run the world! Women are in charge now! Fucking finally:)

  • deleted
    -8 points Dec 09,2019, 2:42pm

    [removed]

  • aT80tank
    -16 points Dec 09,2019, 3:46pm

    Yay! Who runs the world?

    Liberals apparently

  • aditya_grisai
    -16 points Dec 09,2019, 2:16pm

    The whole reason the finn's do so well with gender equality is because they don't care about gender, so please let's make sure that the whole world works the same way where principles and ideas prevail over identity. Let's promote that over posts such as these because your intent is good but the line of achieving is as the finns show, is not :)

  • approject3
    -75 points Dec 09,2019, 10:43am

    What are all the Finnish men doing?

    E: 46.5% of all Members of Parliament are women. Score one for men!!

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Merry X-Mas!

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • Lifeisjust_okay
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 12:46pm

    Maaaan are tree skirt crazy expensive or what?? Beautiful tree. I hope it brings you lots of happiness this season.

COMMENTS

  • Lifeisjust_okay
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 12:46pm

    Maaaan are tree skirt crazy expensive or what?? Beautiful tree. I hope it brings you lots of happiness this season.

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wHaT aBoUt My PeNiS

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • smurgleburf
    90 points Dec 08,2019, 2:39pm

    the amount of dudes who compare their dicks to breasts is way too high.

  • ChibiSailorMercury
    67 points Dec 08,2019, 3:03pm

    they do know they have nipples too, right?

    their nipples too get pointy.

    why so angry at nipples?

  • Dngrsone
    31 points Dec 08,2019, 2:36pm

    ... but you do that anyway, you perv.

  • MissColombia
    9 points Dec 08,2019, 5:28pm

    I basically gave up on real bras several months ago, even though my breasts are pretty large. I wear True brand bralettes most of the time, they are comfy as fuck and cheap. I don’t care if you can see my nipples or if my boobs aren’t always standing perfectly perked up. Couldn’t care less. Tired of spending $65 on each bra and having to replace them each year. I’m all done with it. They’re boobs, I like them, and if you can see my nipples through my shirt, good for you.

COMMENTS

  • smurgleburf
    90 points Dec 08,2019, 2:39pm

    the amount of dudes who compare their dicks to breasts is way too high.

  • ChibiSailorMercury
    67 points Dec 08,2019, 3:03pm

    they do know they have nipples too, right?

    their nipples too get pointy.

    why so angry at nipples?

  • Dngrsone
    31 points Dec 08,2019, 2:36pm

    ... but you do that anyway, you perv.

  • VakariansFemshep
    11 points Dec 08,2019, 5:23pm

    I had both of them pierced and only wear a thin bra without padding when wearing something slightly see through. BECAUSE NIPPLES SHOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL

    *(also I cant find proper bras cuz I have tiny boobs but that's neither here nor there)

  • MissColombia
    9 points Dec 08,2019, 5:28pm

    I basically gave up on real bras several months ago, even though my breasts are pretty large. I wear True brand bralettes most of the time, they are comfy as fuck and cheap. I don’t care if you can see my nipples or if my boobs aren’t always standing perfectly perked up. Couldn’t care less. Tired of spending $65 on each bra and having to replace them each year. I’m all done with it. They’re boobs, I like them, and if you can see my nipples through my shirt, good for you.

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HIF having a Taurus Moon and being a big time self-soother, anticipating holiday stress.

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

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MRW my managers are using me as a supervisor but they refuse to give me the actual title. A lot of people left due to bad management. One of my closest work friends recently quit. I am so close to snapping it's not even funny

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • Shaysdays
    15 points Dec 07,2019, 3:21am

    Are you my assistant boss? Because holy shit, she is in the same position when our big boss had to retire and we (the people our general/asst boss supervises) feel like both of them are awesome af, so we all need to take care and make sure asst boss doesn’t burn out before anyone can offer her a new position or a new big boss is hired.

    We (the adorable minions) are stressed as hell. Having a good couple of bosses is critical to enjoying a job. And it’s tough to now know what’s happening next.

  • thelibrarina
    11 points Dec 07,2019, 10:38am

    Giiiirl update that resume. Document all their bullshit. And get ready to jump ship.

  • redrebelsociety
    9 points Dec 07,2019, 11:08am

    DO NOT DO EXTRA WORK WITHOUT EXTRA PAY

    DONT LET THEM USE YOU!!!

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  • Shaysdays
    15 points Dec 07,2019, 3:21am

    Are you my assistant boss? Because holy shit, she is in the same position when our big boss had to retire and we (the people our general/asst boss supervises) feel like both of them are awesome af, so we all need to take care and make sure asst boss doesn’t burn out before anyone can offer her a new position or a new big boss is hired.

    We (the adorable minions) are stressed as hell. Having a good couple of bosses is critical to enjoying a job. And it’s tough to now know what’s happening next.

  • thelibrarina
    11 points Dec 07,2019, 10:38am

    Giiiirl update that resume. Document all their bullshit. And get ready to jump ship.

  • redrebelsociety
    9 points Dec 07,2019, 11:08am

    DO NOT DO EXTRA WORK WITHOUT EXTRA PAY

    DONT LET THEM USE YOU!!!

  • recyclopath_
    9 points Dec 07,2019, 9:51am

    When all your allies are leaving it's time to prepare an exit strategy

  • coffeeblossom
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 6:31pm

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Me and the squad

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • sampersand2
    12 points Dec 07,2019, 8:21am

    I’m not sure how much it means coming from an internet stranger, but I hope things get better for you. Slay those demogorgons!

  • thelettucequeen
    7 points Dec 07,2019, 1:34am
  • OuterKitKat
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:57pm

    Make that 3pm 😎

  • suffererofman
    -4 points Dec 07,2019, 8:14am

    edgy and quirky

COMMENTS

  • sampersand2
    12 points Dec 07,2019, 8:21am

    I’m not sure how much it means coming from an internet stranger, but I hope things get better for you. Slay those demogorgons!

  • thelettucequeen
    7 points Dec 07,2019, 1:34am
  • OuterKitKat
    2 points Dec 07,2019, 1:57pm

    Make that 3pm 😎

  • iammyselftoo
    1 points Dec 07,2019, 7:03pm

    Had that just last night! Always when I have insomnia...

  • suffererofman
    -4 points Dec 07,2019, 8:14am

    edgy and quirky

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Anyone else here watch Naruto?

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

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when im wasted i have a bad habit of writing long dms to friends about how much they mean to me, cause im trans and ive never had girl friends before.

TrollX: You are now doing kegels.

COMMENTS

  • crusher23b
    22 points Dec 07,2019, 2:01pm

    I think this is wholesome and I wish I were your friend.

  • AliceInRiceland
    11 points Dec 07,2019, 3:12pm

    iktf :D

COMMENTS

  • crusher23b
    22 points Dec 07,2019, 2:01pm

    I think this is wholesome and I wish I were your friend.

  • AliceInRiceland
    11 points Dec 07,2019, 3:12pm

    iktf :D