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The truth about "Granny Panties."

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  • juneispridemoth
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 5:50pm

    i like the feeling of no underwear at all but if I dont atleast wear a thong I'll get the dreaded c a m e l t o e :(

  • nblackhand
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 8:08pm

    I was previously under the impression that "granny panties" meant, like, "underwear that is worn out in a stretched way that makes them not fit properly," not a specific style, and now I'm sad about cultural misogyny again. augh, just let people wear what they like, dangit :c

  • Saraisnotreal
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 7:59pm

    Probably because in the 2000’s everyone’s jeans were low rise and granny panties would come up 6 inches higher than your pants.

    Also...no panty lines??? Yeah right!

    I’m just concerned about these panties that supposedly fall off when you’re active? Do you not buy the correct size? Do you not wear pants while working out? How are your panties coming off???

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  • juneispridemoth
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 5:50pm

    i like the feeling of no underwear at all but if I dont atleast wear a thong I'll get the dreaded c a m e l t o e :(

  • nblackhand
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 8:08pm

    I was previously under the impression that "granny panties" meant, like, "underwear that is worn out in a stretched way that makes them not fit properly," not a specific style, and now I'm sad about cultural misogyny again. augh, just let people wear what they like, dangit :c

  • Saraisnotreal
    4 points Oct 13,2019, 7:59pm

    Probably because in the 2000’s everyone’s jeans were low rise and granny panties would come up 6 inches higher than your pants.

    Also...no panty lines??? Yeah right!

    I’m just concerned about these panties that supposedly fall off when you’re active? Do you not buy the correct size? Do you not wear pants while working out? How are your panties coming off???

  • Lots42
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:28pm

    Pretty sure there was an entire episode of 'That 70's Show' on this very topic.

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Raise your glasses for Freddie Oversteegen, a dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction.

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  • Kinextrala
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:07pm

    She died over a year ago, why am I seeing so many posts that make it sound like she just now died the last few days?

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I used to be widely known as "hot mess express" in all circles but not anymore!

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A troll-worthy Halloween costume from the 1890s

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My girlfriend as she tells me her weekend plans...

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  • Faythren
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:23pm

    Oh my god this is a gif. It didn’t start until I clicked it and I was staring at the photo trying to crack the cloud code for way too long.

  • karolinekite
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:53pm

    😆

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  • Faythren
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:23pm

    Oh my god this is a gif. It didn’t start until I clicked it and I was staring at the photo trying to crack the cloud code for way too long.

  • karolinekite
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 5:53pm

    😆

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Me after having my mirena coil removed a couple of months ago.

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  • MrsLangdonAlg3r
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 3:48pm

    Oh god, don't I know it. I switched from Mirena to Paragard and my periods have been nightmares as I readjust, plus the acne. Oh the acne.

  • PhDOH
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:12pm

    Had my mirena fitted 7 weeks ago. Had an 18 day period, ten days off, and am now on day 13 of my second period since having it fitted. I have 3-4 hour stretches where I can't stand up without fainting. I can't cook on the hob because I can't stand up that long. There can't be much left to get rid of now!

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  • MrsLangdonAlg3r
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 3:48pm

    Oh god, don't I know it. I switched from Mirena to Paragard and my periods have been nightmares as I readjust, plus the acne. Oh the acne.

  • PhDOH
    3 points Oct 11,2019, 6:12pm

    Had my mirena fitted 7 weeks ago. Had an 18 day period, ten days off, and am now on day 13 of my second period since having it fitted. I have 3-4 hour stretches where I can't stand up without fainting. I can't cook on the hob because I can't stand up that long. There can't be much left to get rid of now!

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Status: Ashen potato

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  • Princess_Trash_Panda
    21 points Oct 11,2019, 11:04am

    This is both deeply disturbing and extremely relatable

  • homogenous_mass
    14 points Oct 11,2019, 12:15pm

    next horcrux be like

  • LoxStock
    8 points Oct 11,2019, 1:22pm

    This looks like a smiling Voldemort, and I don't like it.

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  • Princess_Trash_Panda
    21 points Oct 11,2019, 11:04am

    This is both deeply disturbing and extremely relatable

  • homogenous_mass
    14 points Oct 11,2019, 12:15pm

    next horcrux be like

  • LoxStock
    8 points Oct 11,2019, 1:22pm

    This looks like a smiling Voldemort, and I don't like it.

  • EqualStrawberry7
    6 points Oct 11,2019, 10:13am

    I like potatoes!

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Tis the season! Just got home from my mammo/US

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  • MoonPrismFlowers
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:34pm

    This is hilarious

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  • MoonPrismFlowers
    1 points Oct 11,2019, 8:34pm

    This is hilarious

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I'm sick, dealing with stress, and j haven't gotten out of bed for the last 3 days

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Turns out a gynecologist I saw in college abused thousands of women and I'm being included in a class action lawsuit against the school for protecting him and I'm feeling some kinda way about it

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  • BiBiBicycle
    12 points Oct 09,2019, 7:15pm

    This guy https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/17/us/USC-gynecologist-young-women.html

    I went in to get an IUD referral and because I was having pain during sex (which triggered me trauma-wise, once the worst flashback I've ever had), he examined me, asked me what positions I felt pain in, asked how big my boyfriend's penis was (!!!), gave me the referral and sent me on my way. Didn't ask any other questions. Turns out I have interstitial cystitis which was causing the pain, he didn't even ask even though I'd had at least 3 previous UTIs in the year or two before then. Only found out 4 years later from an actually competent doctor.

    At the time I thought I was just not doing sex right, so I never asked another doctor about it. I didn't know these questions were inappropriate cause, ya know, I was a 19 year old college girl. When I told my therapist he asked about my ex's penis size her eyes went wide. I had no idea. But since he didn't do the worst things to me, I also feel guilty for being upset and accepting the settlement money... My fiance has repeatedly pointed out that my sex life and mental health suffered unnecessarily because he didn't pay attention to what I actually was experiencing, and I know he's right but you know... I'm there only person on Earth who's not allowed to be upset about it

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  • BiBiBicycle
    12 points Oct 09,2019, 7:15pm

    This guy https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/17/us/USC-gynecologist-young-women.html

    I went in to get an IUD referral and because I was having pain during sex (which triggered me trauma-wise, once the worst flashback I've ever had), he examined me, asked me what positions I felt pain in, asked how big my boyfriend's penis was (!!!), gave me the referral and sent me on my way. Didn't ask any other questions. Turns out I have interstitial cystitis which was causing the pain, he didn't even ask even though I'd had at least 3 previous UTIs in the year or two before then. Only found out 4 years later from an actually competent doctor.

    At the time I thought I was just not doing sex right, so I never asked another doctor about it. I didn't know these questions were inappropriate cause, ya know, I was a 19 year old college girl. When I told my therapist he asked about my ex's penis size her eyes went wide. I had no idea. But since he didn't do the worst things to me, I also feel guilty for being upset and accepting the settlement money... My fiance has repeatedly pointed out that my sex life and mental health suffered unnecessarily because he didn't pay attention to what I actually was experiencing, and I know he's right but you know... I'm there only person on Earth who's not allowed to be upset about it

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