Sleep with her and then tell her she has low standards
Ouch. But hey, sex.
Congrats on the sex with a fish
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we're... in bois? :/
So.... Did you swallow your pride and let her swallow your tackle?
"If anything, catfishes have that face only a mother could love."
So it's YOU with the butter face.
That's a question mark not a period bro. I think maybe she's asking if you're not as good looking as in your photos.
She’s taken two and half hours to come up with that?
This happened to me on Tinder too.
I learnt not to ask the question again.
Seems like the chick with makeup caked on her face has some self esteem issues
Owie (still beat tho)
Sometimes you need to lose the battle to win a war.
If all of these girls live in Atlanta, Georgia, then why do they have an affinity for Tennessee, such that they bought a neon sign that reads “Nashville”?!
Advice: do not run!!!
They all look the post on Instagram about how important wine is
Disappointing 6 at a time? Count me in.
Reach out and touch faith
Good luck on this one night stand!
I just woulda said both lol
Do tell about that party.
I'm so confused
ALL PRAISE THE HOLY HOLE!!!
They seem chill though. I'd hang with them even if it doesn't go anywhere
“Two by two, they’re going door to door. Because God loves Mormons and he wants some more.”
Was it a match?
Damn, I wish I were good in chemistry.
O Chem is the bees knees
It’s a vagina for vegans.
Dont be so mean, he just wants his Bobs and vegana
In all my life, I’ve never heard of human anatomy being described as “toilet body part.”
He mean Vegeta obv
I like is nice.
What more can you expect from the standard douche with shirtless pics.
You can finish him?
But you started him?
He wanted Vegeta.
Oh that is an interesting kink, he wants to see your urethra???
Why is he so muscular tho?
u/jew_incel nice name
I matched with a Trans woman like a week ago. She opened by asking me to buy her an apple watch after telling me she was Trans.
I was 100% a jerk in response.
I mean aren’t we all jerks to everyone on tinder? I don’t discriminate
Is it dumb to think that being Trans is a detail that should be in their bio?
Least you’re guaranteed anal...
So..... Did you continue the convo?
Is just unmatching being a jerk?
Having a conversation with a stranger you're not interested in is a waste of time.
I know by experience that some of my friends are huge assholes when they match with trans women. But, they’re people too and I can imagine dating has to be a land mine of bigotry for them. So, instead of just unmatching without a word, I thought why not be somewhat supportive. Then again this could also come off as completely patronizing - not my intentions.
Be whatever you want to be
Maybe they should be upfront about it on their bio.
Honestly the app should separate them or based off of your sexual preferences it filters them in or out for you so you see predominately what type of people you are looking for, just my personal opinion though
Honesty goes a long way
Being trans on a dating app has got to be terrifying tbh. Can’t imagine having to reveal something about yourself that has a 50% chance of getting you persistently harassed
How about don't be a jerk on tinder no matter the sex you come across? Treat others how you would like to be treated. Not sure why we need to single out a certain sex for this rule. Just treat everyone with respect.
I have no problems with transgenders. I like to match with them, because I'd really love to meet with them in person and everything. And they're are just people like you and me, but with a different orientation. Super fine.
But my experience so far was, that a lot of them have a certain attitude. Almost like "you wont understand me anyway. I'm different. You will never get that."So every match kinda went nowhere, even though I was as nice and normal as to everyone else. Bummer :(
My ex boyfriend transitioned and when we’d go out, I would watch guys’ jaws drop at how pretty she was. She’s damn near flawless, but she chose to keep her equipment. You’d be amazed at how many guys are ok with it lol. Even managed to date an NFL player!
Charge your damn phone!
You’re a good dude. Sincerely.
Now, how much of her dick could you get down your throat?
You were nice to another person and you want karma for it? It doesn't count if you're doing it for the moral desert!
If you are transgender, please put that in your profile.
This makes me so angry, how could you accept
That low of a battery without freaking out, im freaking out a bit just looking at it
But did you smash?
Almost forgot i wasnt on r/roastme any more
I respect you
Also load ur phone
VERY serious question.
Would it be rude to ask them about if they were born female and switched or vice versa? I mean what if someone is not interested in someone's who's born male no matter what. Or vice versa (born female). Or maybe they specifically want specific genitalia from their partner. So how to deal with this matter respectfully?
I've never matched with transers. I can always tell... It's a lame superpower to have.
Lol but half the fun is making fun of everyone for everything
Its the internet yo
Oh I'll be jerking alright
I would like to meet you? Age might be to big?
Hey I will never be mean to a transgender person for choosing who they want to be. However if they lie and lead me on without telling me I will be mad. I only hate bad people. Not people who are different.
OK but can she fit in a rowboat?
Maybe im nuts, but she doesnt look like a big girl. Maybe she just doesnt bathe
Can she fit in a car trunk?
Or a polyurethane tub
And the Lord said to John,
"Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.
You could just shove the bathbomb in the shower head and have colored water anyways
What a finish OP! That was majestic!
Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji
That punch line though!! Oof!
“My family keeps buying me toasters” 😂😂😂
Do you like bread?
That phone charge % doe
Okay clearly that dude’s a stunner. How in the actual fuck did that turn into a conversation?!
But can she fit in a trough?
I swear American tinder girls must be less picky. I am far too handsome to not be able to get more than 1 match ever 3-7 days.
I want to make lame jokes and get karma.
Tinder is becoming a get laid, or me_irl trying platform.
Made with Love in New York City, New Jersey & Monterrey, Mexico.