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I really set myself up for that one..

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COMMENTS

  • whyusomadforbruh
    589 points Jan 22,2019, 6:02am

    Sleep with her and then tell her she has low standards

  • Kangol_Q
    235 points Jan 22,2019, 5:22am

    Ouch. But hey, sex.

  • psyk738178
    110 points Jan 22,2019, 6:05am

    Congrats on the sex with a fish

  • Ashen_Light
    58 points Jan 22,2019, 7:07am

    we're... in bois? :/

  • ArguablyTired
    35 points Jan 22,2019, 7:21am

    So.... Did you swallow your pride and let her swallow your tackle?

  • ldarkfire
    22 points Jan 22,2019, 5:20am

    Brutal

  • EqualitysA2WayStreet
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 7:27am

    "If anything, catfishes have that face only a mother could love."

  • KronosX3T
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:38am

    So it's YOU with the butter face.

    Buttis face...?

  • DiddledByDad
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 5:09am

    F

  • aftofthebus
    19 points Jan 22,2019, 6:23am

    That's a question mark not a period bro. I think maybe she's asking if you're not as good looking as in your photos.

  • sakshamnagpal
    19 points Jan 22,2019, 6:09am

    She’s taken two and half hours to come up with that?

  • Tombo_64
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:46am

    This happened to me on Tinder too.

    I learnt not to ask the question again.

  • evilpuppy67
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 9:09am

    Seems like the chick with makeup caked on her face has some self esteem issues

  • csharpminor5th
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:32am

    Destruction 100

  • Blaz3dnconfuz3d
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:48am

    Owie (still beat tho)

  • 13104598210
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 9:08am

    DMHS

  • geektrix_
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 9:15am

    Sometimes you need to lose the battle to win a war.

  • bruteus
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:22am

    Damn😂

COMMENTS

  • whyusomadforbruh
    589 points Jan 22,2019, 6:02am

    Sleep with her and then tell her she has low standards

  • Kangol_Q
    235 points Jan 22,2019, 5:22am

    Ouch. But hey, sex.

  • psyk738178
    110 points Jan 22,2019, 6:05am

    Congrats on the sex with a fish

  • WorkerDrone72
    165 points Jan 22,2019, 5:26am
  • Ashen_Light
    58 points Jan 22,2019, 7:07am

    we're... in bois? :/

  • ArguablyTired
    35 points Jan 22,2019, 7:21am

    So.... Did you swallow your pride and let her swallow your tackle?

  • ldarkfire
    22 points Jan 22,2019, 5:20am

    Brutal

  • EqualitysA2WayStreet
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 7:27am

    "If anything, catfishes have that face only a mother could love."

  • KronosX3T
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:38am

    So it's YOU with the butter face.

    Buttis face...?

  • DiddledByDad
    10 points Jan 22,2019, 5:09am

    F

  • aftofthebus
    19 points Jan 22,2019, 6:23am

    That's a question mark not a period bro. I think maybe she's asking if you're not as good looking as in your photos.

  • sakshamnagpal
    19 points Jan 22,2019, 6:09am

    She’s taken two and half hours to come up with that?

  • Tombo_64
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:46am

    This happened to me on Tinder too.

    I learnt not to ask the question again.

  • evilpuppy67
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 9:09am

    Seems like the chick with makeup caked on her face has some self esteem issues

  • csharpminor5th
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:32am

    Destruction 100

  • Blaz3dnconfuz3d
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:48am

    Owie (still beat tho)

  • 13104598210
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 9:08am

    DMHS

  • geektrix_
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 9:15am

    Sometimes you need to lose the battle to win a war.

  • bruteus
    1 points Jan 22,2019, 8:22am

    Damn😂

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6 at a time you say? *Cracks knuckles*

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  • royalelixir
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:37pm

    If all of these girls live in Atlanta, Georgia, then why do they have an affinity for Tennessee, such that they bought a neon sign that reads “Nashville”?!

  • Cyserg
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:01pm

    Would bang!!

    Advice: do not run!!!

  • tearsintherainscoob
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:47pm

    They all look the post on Instagram about how important wine is

COMMENTS

  • royalelixir
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:37pm

    If all of these girls live in Atlanta, Georgia, then why do they have an affinity for Tennessee, such that they bought a neon sign that reads “Nashville”?!

  • Cyserg
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:01pm

    Would bang!!

    Advice: do not run!!!

  • tearsintherainscoob
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:47pm

    They all look the post on Instagram about how important wine is

  • w1zgov
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:43pm

    Disappointing 6 at a time? Count me in.

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I took a leap of faith

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  • carlitosdangerino
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:11pm

    Reach out and touch faith

  • DanGM90
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:20pm

    Good luck on this one night stand!

COMMENTS

  • carlitosdangerino
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 4:11pm

    Reach out and touch faith

  • DanGM90
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:20pm

    Good luck on this one night stand!

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My bio says "I play the cello because I'm a huge fucking nerd"

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COMMENTS

  • mtdunca
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:39pm

    You're*

  • nahsonnahson
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:49pm

    I just woulda said both lol

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  • mtdunca
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:39pm

    You're*

  • nahsonnahson
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:49pm

    I just woulda said both lol

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Girls only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

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  • PM-me-your-dreamz
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 2:14pm

    Do tell about that party.

  • nedos009
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:49pm

    I'm so confused

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  • PM-me-your-dreamz
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 2:14pm

    Do tell about that party.

  • nedos009
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:49pm

    I'm so confused

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Well then

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COMMENTS

  • War_Eagle451
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 6:27pm

    ALL PRAISE THE HOLY HOLE!!!

  • stolen-username
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:42pm

    They seem chill though. I'd hang with them even if it doesn't go anywhere

  • Misabram
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:53pm

    “Two by two, they’re going door to door. Because God loves Mormons and he wants some more.”

COMMENTS

  • War_Eagle451
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 6:27pm

    ALL PRAISE THE HOLY HOLE!!!

  • stolen-username
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:42pm

    They seem chill though. I'd hang with them even if it doesn't go anywhere

  • Misabram
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:53pm

    “Two by two, they’re going door to door. Because God loves Mormons and he wants some more.”

  • DrunkHighUnicorn
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:02pm

    Was it a match?

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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  • RyumaTheKing
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    Damn, I wish I were good in chemistry.

  • DTSE68
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:37pm

    O Chem is the bees knees

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  • RyumaTheKing
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 11:50am

    Damn, I wish I were good in chemistry.

  • DTSE68
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:37pm

    O Chem is the bees knees

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send vagene

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  • Not-a-reddit-user-
    111 points Jan 20,2019, 9:40pm

    It’s a vagina for vegans.

  • BADJUSTlCE
    70 points Jan 20,2019, 11:31pm

    Dont be so mean, he just wants his Bobs and vegana

  • PM_YOUR_BOB_N_VAGENE
    49 points Jan 21,2019, 1:55am

    Pls OP

  • BionicButtermilk
    10 points Jan 21,2019, 11:58am

    In all my life, I’ve never heard of human anatomy being described as “toilet body part.”

  • RussetRiver
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 3:17am

    He mean Vegeta obv

  • killinvibe
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 12:50am

    I like is nice.

  • v8xd
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 9:38am

    What more can you expect from the standard douche with shirtless pics.

  • francoisdelafilth
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 8:00am

    You can finish him?

    No.

    But you started him?

  • buldogas355
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 8:27am

    Vegeta

  • yvngdicaprio
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 9:40am
  • Doctor_Jensen117
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:06pm

    He wanted Vegeta.

  • bunny_vader
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Oh that is an interesting kink, he wants to see your urethra???

  • OneHandsomeBaby
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:18pm

    Why is he so muscular tho?

COMMENTS

  • Not-a-reddit-user-
    111 points Jan 20,2019, 9:40pm

    It’s a vagina for vegans.

  • BADJUSTlCE
    70 points Jan 20,2019, 11:31pm

    Dont be so mean, he just wants his Bobs and vegana

  • PM_YOUR_BOB_N_VAGENE
    49 points Jan 21,2019, 1:55am

    Pls OP

  • bumtickle69
    11 points Jan 21,2019, 12:24am

    u/jew_incel nice name

  • BionicButtermilk
    10 points Jan 21,2019, 11:58am

    In all my life, I’ve never heard of human anatomy being described as “toilet body part.”

  • RussetRiver
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 3:17am

    He mean Vegeta obv

  • killinvibe
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 12:50am

    I like is nice.

  • v8xd
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 9:38am

    What more can you expect from the standard douche with shirtless pics.

  • francoisdelafilth
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 8:00am

    You can finish him?

    No.

    But you started him?

  • buldogas355
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 8:27am

    Vegeta

  • yvngdicaprio
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 9:40am
  • Doctor_Jensen117
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 2:06pm

    He wanted Vegeta.

  • bunny_vader
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 4:53pm

    Oh that is an interesting kink, he wants to see your urethra???

  • OneHandsomeBaby
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:18pm

    Why is he so muscular tho?

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If you come across a transgender person on dating apps, don’t be a jerk.

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  • Miko00
    292 points Jan 21,2019, 12:20pm

    I matched with a Trans woman like a week ago. She opened by asking me to buy her an apple watch after telling me she was Trans.

    I was 100% a jerk in response.

  • foragingformoney
    33 points Jan 21,2019, 12:46pm

    I mean aren’t we all jerks to everyone on tinder? I don’t discriminate

  • Halcyonrobot
    46 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Is it dumb to think that being Trans is a detail that should be in their bio?

  • mranonymous16
    117 points Jan 21,2019, 11:10am

    Least you’re guaranteed anal...

  • Zadarion
    20 points Jan 21,2019, 12:03pm

    So..... Did you continue the convo?

  • rebeccazone
    30 points Jan 21,2019, 12:38pm

    Is just unmatching being a jerk?

    Having a conversation with a stranger you're not interested in is a waste of time.

  • -jsm-
    106 points Jan 21,2019, 11:34am

    I know by experience that some of my friends are huge assholes when they match with trans women. But, they’re people too and I can imagine dating has to be a land mine of bigotry for them. So, instead of just unmatching without a word, I thought why not be somewhat supportive. Then again this could also come off as completely patronizing - not my intentions.

  • Edrodri93
    43 points Jan 21,2019, 11:04am

    Be whatever you want to be

  • whitelon
    78 points Jan 21,2019, 11:17am

    Maybe they should be upfront about it on their bio.

  • Salami_Lozenges
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 5:27pm

    Honestly the app should separate them or based off of your sexual preferences it filters them in or out for you so you see predominately what type of people you are looking for, just my personal opinion though

  • mrsuns10
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 11:58am

    Honesty goes a long way

  • rabbidcolossus
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 3:47pm

    Being trans on a dating app has got to be terrifying tbh. Can’t imagine having to reveal something about yourself that has a 50% chance of getting you persistently harassed

  • FunkyCannaHigh
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 1:36pm

    How about don't be a jerk on tinder no matter the sex you come across? Treat others how you would like to be treated. Not sure why we need to single out a certain sex for this rule. Just treat everyone with respect.

  • CoRo_yy
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 2:39pm

    I have no problems with transgenders. I like to match with them, because I'd really love to meet with them in person and everything. And they're are just people like you and me, but with a different orientation. Super fine.

    But my experience so far was, that a lot of them have a certain attitude. Almost like "you wont understand me anyway. I'm different. You will never get that."
    So every match kinda went nowhere, even though I was as nice and normal as to everyone else. Bummer :(

    Edit: typo

  • parkinsg
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 1:01pm

    My ex boyfriend transitioned and when we’d go out, I would watch guys’ jaws drop at how pretty she was. She’s damn near flawless, but she chose to keep her equipment. You’d be amazed at how many guys are ok with it lol. Even managed to date an NFL player!

  • lets_chill_dude
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:20pm

    Charge your damn phone!

  • longtermholdsonly
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:49pm
  • MelTorment
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 4:16pm

    You’re a good dude. Sincerely.

    Now, how much of her dick could you get down your throat?

  • Spamontie
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:27pm

    You were nice to another person and you want karma for it? It doesn't count if you're doing it for the moral desert!

  • TwoTomatoMe
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:46pm

    If you are transgender, please put that in your profile.

  • Poffcloud
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:36pm

    This makes me so angry, how could you accept

    That low of a battery without freaking out, im freaking out a bit just looking at it

  • Archoir
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:49pm

    But did you smash?

  • J0nna__
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:09pm

    Almost forgot i wasnt on r/roastme any more

  • chumppants
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 11:06am

    Love this

  • EmperadorTortuga
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:57pm

    I respect you

  • indrek91
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:29pm

    Also load ur phone

  • ReasonableActivityyy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:20pm

    VERY serious question.

    Would it be rude to ask them about if they were born female and switched or vice versa? I mean what if someone is not interested in someone's who's born male no matter what. Or vice versa (born female). Or maybe they specifically want specific genitalia from their partner. So how to deal with this matter respectfully?

  • MisterUppity
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:28pm

    I've never matched with transers. I can always tell... It's a lame superpower to have.

  • 1sweets
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 12:19pm

    Lol but half the fun is making fun of everyone for everything

    Its the internet yo

  • Greenbuk75
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 6:21pm

    Ha gay

  • H4nginD0ng
    -14 points Jan 21,2019, 12:17pm

    Oh I'll be jerking alright

  • dupaswayne
    -11 points Jan 21,2019, 12:23pm

    I would like to meet you? Age might be to big?

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  • Miko00
    292 points Jan 21,2019, 12:20pm

    I matched with a Trans woman like a week ago. She opened by asking me to buy her an apple watch after telling me she was Trans.

    I was 100% a jerk in response.

  • foragingformoney
    33 points Jan 21,2019, 12:46pm

    I mean aren’t we all jerks to everyone on tinder? I don’t discriminate

  • Halcyonrobot
    46 points Jan 21,2019, 3:21pm

    Is it dumb to think that being Trans is a detail that should be in their bio?

  • PeterPanTheHalfMan
    13 points Jan 21,2019, 3:30pm

    Hey I will never be mean to a transgender person for choosing who they want to be. However if they lie and lead me on without telling me I will be mad. I only hate bad people. Not people who are different.

  • mranonymous16
    117 points Jan 21,2019, 11:10am

    Least you’re guaranteed anal...

  • Zadarion
    20 points Jan 21,2019, 12:03pm

    So..... Did you continue the convo?

  • rebeccazone
    30 points Jan 21,2019, 12:38pm

    Is just unmatching being a jerk?

    Having a conversation with a stranger you're not interested in is a waste of time.

  • -jsm-
    106 points Jan 21,2019, 11:34am

    I know by experience that some of my friends are huge assholes when they match with trans women. But, they’re people too and I can imagine dating has to be a land mine of bigotry for them. So, instead of just unmatching without a word, I thought why not be somewhat supportive. Then again this could also come off as completely patronizing - not my intentions.

  • Edrodri93
    43 points Jan 21,2019, 11:04am

    Be whatever you want to be

  • whitelon
    78 points Jan 21,2019, 11:17am

    Maybe they should be upfront about it on their bio.

  • Salami_Lozenges
    6 points Jan 21,2019, 5:27pm

    Honestly the app should separate them or based off of your sexual preferences it filters them in or out for you so you see predominately what type of people you are looking for, just my personal opinion though

  • mrsuns10
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 11:58am

    Honesty goes a long way

  • rabbidcolossus
    15 points Jan 21,2019, 3:47pm

    Being trans on a dating app has got to be terrifying tbh. Can’t imagine having to reveal something about yourself that has a 50% chance of getting you persistently harassed

  • FunkyCannaHigh
    9 points Jan 21,2019, 1:36pm

    How about don't be a jerk on tinder no matter the sex you come across? Treat others how you would like to be treated. Not sure why we need to single out a certain sex for this rule. Just treat everyone with respect.

  • CoRo_yy
    7 points Jan 21,2019, 2:39pm

    I have no problems with transgenders. I like to match with them, because I'd really love to meet with them in person and everything. And they're are just people like you and me, but with a different orientation. Super fine.

    But my experience so far was, that a lot of them have a certain attitude. Almost like "you wont understand me anyway. I'm different. You will never get that."
    So every match kinda went nowhere, even though I was as nice and normal as to everyone else. Bummer :(

    Edit: typo

  • parkinsg
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 1:01pm

    My ex boyfriend transitioned and when we’d go out, I would watch guys’ jaws drop at how pretty she was. She’s damn near flawless, but she chose to keep her equipment. You’d be amazed at how many guys are ok with it lol. Even managed to date an NFL player!

  • lets_chill_dude
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 6:20pm

    Charge your damn phone!

  • longtermholdsonly
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 6:49pm
  • MelTorment
    5 points Jan 21,2019, 4:16pm

    You’re a good dude. Sincerely.

    Now, how much of her dick could you get down your throat?

  • Spamontie
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:27pm

    You were nice to another person and you want karma for it? It doesn't count if you're doing it for the moral desert!

  • TwoTomatoMe
    3 points Jan 21,2019, 5:46pm

    If you are transgender, please put that in your profile.

  • Poffcloud
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:36pm

    This makes me so angry, how could you accept

    That low of a battery without freaking out, im freaking out a bit just looking at it

  • Archoir
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 6:49pm

    But did you smash?

  • J0nna__
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 7:09pm

    Almost forgot i wasnt on r/roastme any more

  • chumppants
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 11:06am

    Love this

  • EmperadorTortuga
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:57pm

    I respect you

  • indrek91
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 3:29pm

    Also load ur phone

  • ReasonableActivityyy
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 5:20pm

    VERY serious question.

    Would it be rude to ask them about if they were born female and switched or vice versa? I mean what if someone is not interested in someone's who's born male no matter what. Or vice versa (born female). Or maybe they specifically want specific genitalia from their partner. So how to deal with this matter respectfully?

  • MisterUppity
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 4:28pm

    I've never matched with transers. I can always tell... It's a lame superpower to have.

  • 1sweets
    -12 points Jan 21,2019, 12:19pm

    Lol but half the fun is making fun of everyone for everything

    Its the internet yo

  • Greenbuk75
    0 points Jan 21,2019, 6:21pm

    Ha gay

  • H4nginD0ng
    -14 points Jan 21,2019, 12:17pm

    Oh I'll be jerking alright

  • dupaswayne
    -11 points Jan 21,2019, 12:23pm

    I would like to meet you? Age might be to big?

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Toast anyone??

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COMMENTS

  • ReformedRedditor
    1050 points Jan 21,2019, 10:56am

    OK but can she fit in a rowboat?

  • NavyDragons
    351 points Jan 21,2019, 11:40am

    Maybe im nuts, but she doesnt look like a big girl. Maybe she just doesnt bathe

  • TheScribe86
    119 points Jan 21,2019, 11:17am

    Can she fit in a car trunk?

    Or a polyurethane tub

  • Botatitsbest
    54 points Jan 21,2019, 12:32pm

    And the Lord said to John,

    "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.

  • FBI-Agent-007
    40 points Jan 21,2019, 11:04am

    You could just shove the bathbomb in the shower head and have colored water anyways

  • AmericanMurderLog
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 12:35pm

    What a finish OP! That was majestic!

  • caesarc1993
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:11pm

    Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji

  • space0watch
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:12pm

    That punch line though!! Oof!

  • Bebo1324
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 12:22pm

    “My family keeps buying me toasters” 😂😂😂

  • Mikelish7
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:21pm

    Berry funny

  • Lol_u_ded
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:16pm

    Do you like bread?

  • dannyuk24
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:26pm

    That phone charge % doe

  • caesarc1993
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:12pm

    Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji

  • Drone_166
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:55pm

    Okay clearly that dude’s a stunner. How in the actual fuck did that turn into a conversation?!

  • xmastap
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:49pm

    But can she fit in a trough?

  • RomeoDog3d
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:39pm

    I swear American tinder girls must be less picky. I am far too handsome to not be able to get more than 1 match ever 3-7 days.

    I want to make lame jokes and get karma.

  • caesarc1993
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:11pm

    Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji

COMMENTS

  • ReformedRedditor
    1050 points Jan 21,2019, 10:56am

    OK but can she fit in a rowboat?

  • NavyDragons
    351 points Jan 21,2019, 11:40am

    Maybe im nuts, but she doesnt look like a big girl. Maybe she just doesnt bathe

  • TheScribe86
    119 points Jan 21,2019, 11:17am

    Can she fit in a car trunk?

    Or a polyurethane tub

  • ok-milk
    141 points Jan 21,2019, 11:41am

    Tinder is becoming a get laid, or me_irl trying platform.

  • Botatitsbest
    54 points Jan 21,2019, 12:32pm

    And the Lord said to John,

    "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.

  • FBI-Agent-007
    40 points Jan 21,2019, 11:04am

    You could just shove the bathbomb in the shower head and have colored water anyways

  • AmericanMurderLog
    8 points Jan 21,2019, 12:35pm

    What a finish OP! That was majestic!

  • caesarc1993
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:11pm

    Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji

  • space0watch
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:12pm

    That punch line though!! Oof!

  • Bebo1324
    18 points Jan 21,2019, 12:22pm

    “My family keeps buying me toasters” 😂😂😂

  • Mikelish7
    2 points Jan 21,2019, 12:21pm

    Berry funny

  • Lol_u_ded
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:16pm

    Do you like bread?

  • dannyuk24
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:26pm

    That phone charge % doe

  • caesarc1993
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:12pm

    Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji

  • Drone_166
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:55pm

    Okay clearly that dude’s a stunner. How in the actual fuck did that turn into a conversation?!

  • xmastap
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 12:49pm

    But can she fit in a trough?

  • RomeoDog3d
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:39pm

    I swear American tinder girls must be less picky. I am far too handsome to not be able to get more than 1 match ever 3-7 days.

    I want to make lame jokes and get karma.

  • caesarc1993
    1 points Jan 21,2019, 1:11pm

    Man where do you find these girls that actually engage in the conversation? All I ever get back is "HeySameNmCoolNice Lol yeahLolHaha yeah And that fuckin crying laughing face emoji