Tinder

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Her bio said she'd probably bully me

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  • airbjorncringelord
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 4:25pm

    This is the part where you ask for the ball-gag

  • I_Am_Player_One
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 5:04pm

    I'd say fix it then slut

  • usegao
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 5:40pm

    its a test

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  • airbjorncringelord
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 4:25pm

    This is the part where you ask for the ball-gag

  • I_Am_Player_One
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 5:04pm

    I'd say fix it then slut

  • usegao
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 5:40pm

    its a test

  • AChero9
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 7:42pm

    Reply, “That all you got?”

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'Merica

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  • krelin
    19 points Jun 24,2019, 2:22pm

    She's so far right, you're already matched.

  • arcafine12
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 12:16pm

    Bold strategy for her to throw rocks while being overweight.

  • Nosoycabra
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 12:40pm

    😂🤣

  • Daintyoaktree
    -3 points Jun 24,2019, 11:51am

    I'd right swipe it.

  • Binary-dragon
    -4 points Jun 24,2019, 4:14pm

    I’ve always found it funny how right wingers are so ready to poke fun at other people’s opinions.

    I’ve always seen them as more triggered than any other group.

    It’s mildly ironic, perhaps only in a Alanis Morissette way. But still.

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  • krelin
    19 points Jun 24,2019, 2:22pm

    She's so far right, you're already matched.

  • arcafine12
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 12:16pm

    Bold strategy for her to throw rocks while being overweight.

  • Nosoycabra
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 12:40pm

    😂🤣

  • cuudan
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 1:44pm

    Nasty ass right winger

  • Daintyoaktree
    -3 points Jun 24,2019, 11:51am

    I'd right swipe it.

  • Binary-dragon
    -4 points Jun 24,2019, 4:14pm

    I’ve always found it funny how right wingers are so ready to poke fun at other people’s opinions.

    I’ve always seen them as more triggered than any other group.

    It’s mildly ironic, perhaps only in a Alanis Morissette way. But still.

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I don't always superlike, but when I do...

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  • InfernoItaliano
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:14pm

    Feel immediately insecure

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  • InfernoItaliano
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 8:14pm

    Feel immediately insecure

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Mormon Girls Gone Wild

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  • Wilderweinpf
    12 points Jun 24,2019, 2:21pm

    jeez, i wan't her

  • SchwiftyTownshin
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 3:21pm

    Swipe left unless you can keep up with her bowel movements

  • Triyntoloseit
    4 points Jun 24,2019, 3:10pm

    Damn... she must take a lot of shits, if keeping up with her is a requirement.

  • Nausitoo
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 2:00pm

    ¡What a deal! (?)

  • confusedsynesthete
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 2:43pm

    Oh she’s cool lmao

  • Smuncherr
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 7:08pm

    Ask her about soaking and she might reconsider.

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  • Wilderweinpf
    12 points Jun 24,2019, 2:21pm

    jeez, i wan't her

  • SchwiftyTownshin
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 3:21pm

    Swipe left unless you can keep up with her bowel movements

  • Triyntoloseit
    4 points Jun 24,2019, 3:10pm

    Damn... she must take a lot of shits, if keeping up with her is a requirement.

  • Loverofcorgis
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 6:57pm

    I mean, Mormons aren't supposed to do anything sexual unless they're married, so it's all up for negotiation.

  • Nausitoo
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 2:00pm

    ¡What a deal! (?)

  • confusedsynesthete
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 2:43pm

    Oh she’s cool lmao

  • Smuncherr
    1 points Jun 24,2019, 7:08pm

    Ask her about soaking and she might reconsider.

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A kiss from a Rose

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  • demonsver
    24 points Jun 24,2019, 8:48am

    Is it possible to learn such power?

    Did you actually come up with this yourself? It's amazing

  • SwordYieldingCypher
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 9:07am

    No you're smooth

  • Iredditmorethanwork
    5 points Jun 24,2019, 3:02pm

    Did you Seal the deal?

  • EnlightenmentAddict
    3 points Jun 24,2019, 5:43pm

    This is next level game right here

  • tommy2295
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 11:04am

    Nice

  • PM_ME_UR_PROSE
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 4:03pm

    I bet Seal is somewhere out there smiling

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  • demonsver
    24 points Jun 24,2019, 8:48am

    Is it possible to learn such power?

    Did you actually come up with this yourself? It's amazing

  • SwordYieldingCypher
    6 points Jun 24,2019, 9:07am

    No you're smooth

  • Iredditmorethanwork
    5 points Jun 24,2019, 3:02pm

    Did you Seal the deal?

  • Strong_Mogambo
    5 points Jun 24,2019, 12:31pm

    OUTSTANDING.

  • EnlightenmentAddict
    3 points Jun 24,2019, 5:43pm

    This is next level game right here

  • tommy2295
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 11:04am

    Nice

  • PM_ME_UR_PROSE
    2 points Jun 24,2019, 4:03pm

    I bet Seal is somewhere out there smiling

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That's a new one

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  • isakkki
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 2:11pm

    ayy 13:37 lmao

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  • isakkki
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 2:11pm

    ayy 13:37 lmao

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We met on Tinder in 2016. Today we got married.

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  • AaronfromKY
    136 points Jun 23,2019, 12:18am

    Congrats! But that picture makes you guys look like you're standing on a fresh grave...

  • fierceicexd
    11 points Jun 22,2019, 10:47pm

    Dam bro congrat happy for you forealz

  • DameClocharde
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 1:11am

    Congratulations ! Wishing you a long and happy marriage <3

  • Mojorna
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 2:50am

    When the officiant asked her, "Do you _______ take this man..." did her turn her name in to some lame pun?

  • Yaeyama
    4 points Jun 23,2019, 1:34am

    Jack Black? Where’s our Jablinkski video this week?!

  • wildhorse09
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:31am

    Looks like your getting married on a freshly dug grave

  • c333davis
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 12:30am

    Sweet. Congratulations.

  • Ornperius
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 1:18am

    CONGRATS!!!

  • mystiquemystic
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:23am

    What if this is a repost?

  • SwreeTak
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 9:26am

    Yays! Gratz

  • thisisekom
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 12:37pm

    Congratulations buddy!

  • sketchers_light_up
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 2:21pm

    Congrats on getting married🎉🎉

  • Lo_daman
    -3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:23am

    I give it 6 months

  • stream4vets
    -8 points Jun 23,2019, 12:43am

    Where's all the we met on tinder and got divorced recently posts?

  • Peak0il
    -1 points Jun 23,2019, 10:46am

    But rule 1 and 2

  • limitless2018
    -28 points Jun 22,2019, 11:48pm

    No one cares

  • MsJonesTaughtEnglish
    -25 points Jun 22,2019, 10:49pm

    You got married today and are spending the night on r/tinder?

  • ArchonErikr
    -25 points Jun 23,2019, 1:58am

    Sure you did. Did you also have pigs fly the wedding banner over the "wedding" with a spacecraft?

    Or do you want to try a line better than "We MeT oN tInDeR"

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  • AaronfromKY
    136 points Jun 23,2019, 12:18am

    Congrats! But that picture makes you guys look like you're standing on a fresh grave...

  • fierceicexd
    11 points Jun 22,2019, 10:47pm

    Dam bro congrat happy for you forealz

  • DameClocharde
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 1:11am

    Congratulations ! Wishing you a long and happy marriage <3

  • lionofjudah2
    7 points Jun 22,2019, 11:19pm

    congrats man!

  • Mojorna
    7 points Jun 23,2019, 2:50am

    When the officiant asked her, "Do you _______ take this man..." did her turn her name in to some lame pun?

  • Yaeyama
    4 points Jun 23,2019, 1:34am

    Jack Black? Where’s our Jablinkski video this week?!

  • wildhorse09
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:31am

    Looks like your getting married on a freshly dug grave

  • c333davis
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 12:30am

    Sweet. Congratulations.

  • Ornperius
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 1:18am

    CONGRATS!!!

  • mystiquemystic
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:23am

    What if this is a repost?

  • SwreeTak
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 9:26am

    Yays! Gratz

  • thisisekom
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 12:37pm

    Congratulations buddy!

  • sketchers_light_up
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 2:21pm

    Congrats on getting married🎉🎉

  • Lo_daman
    -3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:23am

    I give it 6 months

  • stream4vets
    -8 points Jun 23,2019, 12:43am

    Where's all the we met on tinder and got divorced recently posts?

  • Peak0il
    -1 points Jun 23,2019, 10:46am

    But rule 1 and 2

  • limitless2018
    -28 points Jun 22,2019, 11:48pm

    No one cares

  • MsJonesTaughtEnglish
    -25 points Jun 22,2019, 10:49pm

    You got married today and are spending the night on r/tinder?

  • ArchonErikr
    -25 points Jun 23,2019, 1:58am

    Sure you did. Did you also have pigs fly the wedding banner over the "wedding" with a spacecraft?

    Or do you want to try a line better than "We MeT oN tInDeR"

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From one lifeguard to another

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  • KvngGorilla
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:50pm

    Yeah. Going to need to know what was smoother than that.

  • Lotsothebear
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:43pm

    OH FUCK THAT'S GOOD

  • Douchebigalo973
    -2 points Jun 23,2019, 7:23pm

    Too bad she looks like she got hit in the face by a semi.

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  • KvngGorilla
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 6:50pm

    Yeah. Going to need to know what was smoother than that.

  • Lotsothebear
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:43pm

    OH FUCK THAT'S GOOD

  • Douchebigalo973
    -2 points Jun 23,2019, 7:23pm

    Too bad she looks like she got hit in the face by a semi.

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Tinder in Poland as a non-white person be shady af

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  • LoruleTourism
    26 points Jun 23,2019, 2:08pm

    That's how you end up in Get Out, my dude. Weed out the crazy.

  • GoldenFaucet
    22 points Jun 23,2019, 1:53pm

    She stopped replying when I asked for her ig or number.

  • Khenshu
    9 points Jun 23,2019, 1:58pm

    Tinder in Poland be shady af*

  • SpanglerSpanksIT
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:01pm

    It’s a trap!!!!!!

  • DommeJay
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:27pm

    Kind of reminds me of Hostel

  • HeungMinSon
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 5:52pm

    Dude. Score.

  • londonfooddon
    0 points Jun 23,2019, 1:52pm

    What's slim about this?

  • BurningBridges19
    -2 points Jun 23,2019, 2:29pm

    This isn’t “shady,” it’s just bad English.

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  • LoruleTourism
    26 points Jun 23,2019, 2:08pm

    That's how you end up in Get Out, my dude. Weed out the crazy.

  • GoldenFaucet
    22 points Jun 23,2019, 1:53pm

    She stopped replying when I asked for her ig or number.

  • Khenshu
    9 points Jun 23,2019, 1:58pm

    Tinder in Poland be shady af*

  • Deeras2
    6 points Jun 23,2019, 3:20pm

    "he wants"

    Like some mistress collecting people for her sex slave...

  • SpanglerSpanksIT
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:01pm

    It’s a trap!!!!!!

  • DommeJay
    3 points Jun 23,2019, 3:27pm

    Kind of reminds me of Hostel

  • HeungMinSon
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 5:52pm

    Dude. Score.

  • londonfooddon
    0 points Jun 23,2019, 1:52pm

    What's slim about this?

  • BurningBridges19
    -2 points Jun 23,2019, 2:29pm

    This isn’t “shady,” it’s just bad English.

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I guess brown people dont exist

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  • Supreme0verl0rd
    14 points Jun 23,2019, 4:15pm

    Now I kinda want to see what a not-quite-white-Obama looks like...

  • PSMF_Canuck
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 3:54pm

    Yikes.

  • conventionally_wrong
    4 points Jun 23,2019, 3:28pm

    She dumb.

  • Bryon_
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:19pm

    Obama’s Mom is white so technically...

  • Hecesali
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:27pm

    Your phone battery gives me anxiety

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  • Supreme0verl0rd
    14 points Jun 23,2019, 4:15pm

    Now I kinda want to see what a not-quite-white-Obama looks like...

  • PSMF_Canuck
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 3:54pm

    Yikes.

  • conventionally_wrong
    4 points Jun 23,2019, 3:28pm

    She dumb.

  • chiverpool
    2 points Jun 23,2019, 5:00pm

    You’re white. There’s contrast. No doubt what she is.

  • Bryon_
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 7:19pm

    Obama’s Mom is white so technically...

  • Hecesali
    1 points Jun 23,2019, 8:27pm

    Your phone battery gives me anxiety