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Throw salt on her after.

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  • thigh_lover_
    14 points Mar 25,2019, 2:46pm

    Wow a joke older than the universe itself

  • kinkycreepy
    -1 points Mar 25,2019, 3:16pm

    Goopy

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  • thigh_lover_
    14 points Mar 25,2019, 2:46pm

    Wow a joke older than the universe itself

  • kinkycreepy
    -1 points Mar 25,2019, 3:16pm

    Goopy

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  • NaiveBicycle
    8 points Mar 25,2019, 3:38pm

    I have a lot of questions but my main one is how tf can you comfortably sleep with a huge dildo shoved up there every night?!?!?!

  • ghostbaker666
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 3:51pm

    I feel like she couldnโ€™t comfortably fit in a two person canoe

  • StillWouldHit
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 4:15pm

    Iโ€™d still hit it

  • ofjune-x
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 3:50pm

    A 42 band size for a bra is massive... like obese massive. Her ribcage measurement is bigger than my actual bust was when I was overweight let alone my ribcage ๐Ÿ™ƒ

  • thehamburglerstaint
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 4:35pm

    Why buy an 8.5 dildo when a 6.5 would work just as well? Wasteful

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  • NaiveBicycle
    8 points Mar 25,2019, 3:38pm

    I have a lot of questions but my main one is how tf can you comfortably sleep with a huge dildo shoved up there every night?!?!?!

  • ghostbaker666
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 3:51pm

    I feel like she couldnโ€™t comfortably fit in a two person canoe

  • StillWouldHit
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 4:15pm

    Iโ€™d still hit it

  • MrKranski
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 4:15pm

    Do it. You wonโ€™t...

  • ofjune-x
    4 points Mar 25,2019, 3:50pm

    A 42 band size for a bra is massive... like obese massive. Her ribcage measurement is bigger than my actual bust was when I was overweight let alone my ribcage ๐Ÿ™ƒ

  • thehamburglerstaint
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 4:35pm

    Why buy an 8.5 dildo when a 6.5 would work just as well? Wasteful

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It's true.

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  • Vorpalstar
    16 points Mar 25,2019, 10:54am

    So that explains why I don't have a 12 inch cock!

  • Vyxxa
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 10:59am

    10/10 use of emojis right there

  • stolen-username
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 11:12am

    Guess all this loneliness pays off

  • ThundrNova
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 11:39am

    She should message some r/dankmemes users. Weโ€™re all lonely memers

  • gameofhen
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 10:42am

    Wow. No comment

  • Spike252
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 3:43pm

    I was wondering why I turned into a woman... So if I have sex with guys now, will my dick grow back?

  • MissingTheMarc
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 12:36pm

    I think this is a repost

  • eyal95
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 4:49pm

    Always wanted to put something from copypasta in my bio

  • legenwait
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:11pm

    ....the fuck...

  • Livestreamz
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:24pm

    I refuse โ˜๏ธto have ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ›intercourse ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œwith๐Ÿ™Š slutty men ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆwho've had lots of sex๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ with different women๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ต. Because every time๐Ÿ•โฒ๐Ÿ•ฐโฐโณ they put their penis๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ† into a vagina๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ it gets squeezed๐ŸคœโœŠ into a smaller size.๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ Real men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ผsave their๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅ’ dicks for ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’โœ‹marriage ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ‘ฐ& god ๐Ÿ“ฟโ›ช& their๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘ฐ future wives๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ’‘ so they can have giant ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฆvirgin ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒdicks. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒ

  • alopez2194
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:57pm

    Well shit I'm lacking in both departments....

  • youweremyhero
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 12:26pm

    Real men save their dicks for God? They forgot to tell me that in Hebrew school. Also, her understanding of anatomy is somewhat iffy.

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  • Vorpalstar
    16 points Mar 25,2019, 10:54am

    So that explains why I don't have a 12 inch cock!

  • Vyxxa
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 10:59am

    10/10 use of emojis right there

  • stolen-username
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 11:12am

    Guess all this loneliness pays off

  • Pissious
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 11:21am

    Perhaps the archives are incomplete?

  • ThundrNova
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 11:39am

    She should message some r/dankmemes users. Weโ€™re all lonely memers

  • gameofhen
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 10:42am

    Wow. No comment

  • Spike252
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 3:43pm

    I was wondering why I turned into a woman... So if I have sex with guys now, will my dick grow back?

  • MissingTheMarc
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 12:36pm

    I think this is a repost

  • eyal95
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 4:49pm

    Always wanted to put something from copypasta in my bio

  • legenwait
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 5:11pm

    ....the fuck...

  • Livestreamz
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:24pm

    I refuse โ˜๏ธto have ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ›intercourse ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œwith๐Ÿ™Š slutty men ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆwho've had lots of sex๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ with different women๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ต. Because every time๐Ÿ•โฒ๐Ÿ•ฐโฐโณ they put their penis๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ† into a vagina๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ it gets squeezed๐ŸคœโœŠ into a smaller size.๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ Real men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ผsave their๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅ’ dicks for ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’โœ‹marriage ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ‘ฐ& god ๐Ÿ“ฟโ›ช& their๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘ฐ future wives๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ’‘ so they can have giant ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฆvirgin ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒdicks. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒ

  • alopez2194
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:57pm

    Well shit I'm lacking in both departments....

  • youweremyhero
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 12:26pm

    Real men save their dicks for God? They forgot to tell me that in Hebrew school. Also, her understanding of anatomy is somewhat iffy.

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She asked for a cuddle buddy to rewatch GoT with

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  • xsr800
    8 points Mar 25,2019, 6:30pm

    Her: How's the d?

    Him: Capital

  • Effingehh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    Sheโ€™s asking like itโ€™s a cut of meat served at a restaurant. โ€œHowโ€™s the vealโ€

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  • xsr800
    8 points Mar 25,2019, 6:30pm

    Her: How's the d?

    Him: Capital

  • Effingehh
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:57pm

    Sheโ€™s asking like itโ€™s a cut of meat served at a restaurant. โ€œHowโ€™s the vealโ€

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I have no words...

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  • MACBeth33
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:33pm

    ....Biohazard

  • AlbionArguru
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:10pm

    "Shagged"?? Who is she, Austin Powers? ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • almal250
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:14pm

    I have one: run

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  • MACBeth33
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:33pm

    ....Biohazard

  • AlbionArguru
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:10pm

    "Shagged"?? Who is she, Austin Powers? ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • almal250
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:14pm

    I have one: run

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Confusing last line.

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  • bammmerr
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 3:53pm

    At least one of us does

  • torttuhousu64
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 3:54pm

    She probably meant "am"

  • StillWouldHit
    9 points Mar 25,2019, 4:06pm

    Iโ€™d still hit it

  • Vinegar_Fingers
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:33pm

    Confusing last line.

    โ€‹

    For you...

    โ€‹

  • ColombiaToBoston
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 6:29pm

    shes referring to BDE.

  • athurd
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:13pm

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • Manners2210
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 3:51pm

    Well, that took a turn for the worst

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  • bammmerr
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 3:53pm

    At least one of us does

  • torttuhousu64
    5 points Mar 25,2019, 3:54pm

    She probably meant "am"

  • StillWouldHit
    9 points Mar 25,2019, 4:06pm

    Iโ€™d still hit it

  • RosesArRedGetInMyBed
    3 points Mar 25,2019, 5:23pm

    Just means she might actually be able to give a proper handjob

  • Vinegar_Fingers
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:33pm

    Confusing last line.

    โ€‹

    For you...

    โ€‹

  • ColombiaToBoston
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 6:29pm

    shes referring to BDE.

  • athurd
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:13pm

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • Manners2210
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 3:51pm

    Well, that took a turn for the worst

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Am I doing this right?

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  • iitk_sucks
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 2:52pm

    Gamers ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

  • gay69dicks420
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 3:13pm

    Thatโ€™s fucking hilarious lmao

  • MarvellousMarkus
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 5:06pm

    Haha definitely, well done

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  • iitk_sucks
    10 points Mar 25,2019, 2:52pm

    Gamers ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

  • gay69dicks420
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 3:13pm

    Thatโ€™s fucking hilarious lmao

  • MarvellousMarkus
    0 points Mar 25,2019, 5:06pm

    Haha definitely, well done

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Multiple choice

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  • TheAwkwardChick
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 5:29pm

    Oh man, so many options!

  • alcheMistsz
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 6:08pm

    Variety is the spice of life afterall.

  • Nateman332
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 6:23pm

    I'm mean that's fine if you seek Amy.

  • Soloat25
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:27pm

    I'll take the one on the bottom right. Shes the hottest. ๐Ÿ˜†

  • gingertrashpanda
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:50pm

    I know no one asked for sauce yet but: r/alexclark_

  • noniezle
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm

    Damn, she really likes you

  • selector-john-blaze
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:23pm

    r/oreo b4by

  • selector-john-blaze
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:24pm

    oreob4by

  • Felix_the_Mammoth
    -1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:00pm

    They look like the same person..

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  • TheAwkwardChick
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 5:29pm

    Oh man, so many options!

  • alcheMistsz
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 6:08pm

    Variety is the spice of life afterall.

  • Nateman332
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 6:23pm

    I'm mean that's fine if you seek Amy.

  • whatnoreally
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 7:35pm

    damn dude, id pick amy hands down.

  • Soloat25
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 5:27pm

    I'll take the one on the bottom right. Shes the hottest. ๐Ÿ˜†

  • gingertrashpanda
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:50pm

    I know no one asked for sauce yet but: r/alexclark_

  • noniezle
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:16pm

    Damn, she really likes you

  • selector-john-blaze
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:23pm

    r/oreo b4by

  • selector-john-blaze
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 8:24pm

    oreob4by

  • Felix_the_Mammoth
    -1 points Mar 25,2019, 7:00pm

    They look like the same person..

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Matched with a woman named Greg..

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How a gentleman does it.

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