Dumb question = dumb answer. Simple as that.
She seems cool tho.
That's a tough question to lead with. You won't get far that way..
Why don’t you ask her to go to church with you too?
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girls dont want an actual conversation, they just want to fuck guys better than them
Ok so would you prefer a mouse with a dog's face or a dog with a mouse's face
When all else fails, confuse her then ask for her snap. Got it.
Oh fuck bud bet she's never heard that one before
How about sending this to her? "I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!" And hope for her to say "Erm, phrasing!"
Do you want ants!? Because this is how we get ants!
Danger Zone lol
This one's funny. Why can't the funny ones win?
I used to have the same thing happen to me. 1. Send an initial witty messege 2. Send a follow up 3. Pretty much give up, but still send a messege anyway. At this point you should just let it go :(
A little confidence goes a long way..
That bitch had no sense of humor.
Gonna play devil's advocate here, OP kind of started it. The woman just said she wanted a change in her life and then he started talking poorly about the US. She shouldn't have said what she said, but OP made an assumption and lowkey dissed her home country, so i can understand the resentment.
Canada doesn't exist, you can't fool me!
“Canada is better than the US”
You started it.
"Just wanted a change"
Paraphrase: "thats cuz your country is shit"And OP wonders why they get a comeback remark.
I'm not your buddy, guy!
That conversation wasn't very Canadian, buddy.
That was funny. I would’ve been smitten lol
Canada is a joke and she's right just a pimple on our ass!!!
you tell her!!
I’d be surprised if she could locate America on a map
Damn she was desperate to upset you
She's one of the few snowflakes that kept their word and went to Canada when Killary lost.
There was no hate towards Canada before you started hating on the US. :)
"Let's meet up and multiply" ;)
Does your phone do this freaky shit with the black circle hiding her photo when you scroll up and down? Like seriously it leaves a weird trail...
I felt like I was watching the ending of a heist movie.
That’s a lot of work to be catfished by a 300lb dude.
Sherlock Holmes does Tinder.
Her response seems.. underwhelming.
I hope you got laid
Sadly, she unmatched shortly after that...
Jesus Christ! That’s not me being surprised at how amazing this is, I’m just calling you by your name.
One day I’ll be able to say “oh shit, I remember reading that guys stuff on Reddit.”
You are a legend bro!
This is a masterpiece
My man obituary: death by snu snu
Oh @drewhead118 ... you’re back!!
Yo why can’t I match with guys like this
OP what in the fuck how can you even do this
Do you read books
Hugh Hefner would tip his cap to you bro. Well played
I am so pleased by this
The only real pick up artist?
What app is this?
Can't give enough up votes for the effort 👏👏
Marry me OP, I need your game in my life
The goat Drew!
You been finsung any success with the poetry game?
Bruh if a guy really put this much effort into our Tinder conversation I’d HAVE to marry the shit out of him
This is what I need at 1am on a Tuesday morning.Please give me more.
The language of the gods.
Ive seen this raw strength only once before.
My brain is very small, someone please spell out the words for me. I only got Send Nudes Jane and Respect.
Rain man, but with words
I’d give you platinum if I had one. Legend quality
where are these matches when I'm swiping. WHERE.
God this is amazing I wish I had awards for you.
Damn! If she doesn't date you I will
Got damnit man
thats an awful lot of effort for a chick whos a five.
no wonder all these hoes so entitled nowadays.
You have a very specific set of skills
Could have also replied: are you a farmer? Cuz you look like you know how to raise a cock!
She messaged first and isn't a bot?
What happens when she sees your penis and you aren't hung like a horse?
I would have said, “No, but I should live in a stable because I eat hay!”
quite an odd pickup line from a woman
Narrator: He was, in fact, not hung like a horse. But they was a fact u/DankeyKang11 would worry about later.
I deadass thought this was my sister for a second
Hehehe, big PP boi.
Sigh. Imma just leave this here as I always do
She's a keeper
But now you have to prove it...
But, can you deliver?
No you didn’t
Super yikes! Don't worry, you'll find your one soon enough. :)
I bet it's their loss :) it feels awkward to up vote this though
Why you hide face
Welcome to the kingdom of men. F in the chat for you girl.
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