is it possible to learn this power?
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Is that a serious question? Because in case you are on the fence, RUN!
To quote Arthur, king of the Britons from Monty python and the holy grail
Yup.... Really fast. Bullet dodged
What app is that?
C r a z y
Run far, run fast
My dad always told me marry someone who loves you more than you love her. She fits this bill. Run!!!
why are you telling her you're hanging out with a girl like that? You're clearly trying to make her jealous.
Invite him for a 3 way but give him the address to the post office or starbucks.
I think you're over reacting a bit or at least all of the run away comments are. Seems to be that shes playfully being jealous, just acting it.
Why would you run? You just intentionally put her into competition mode and it worked. She didn't get crazy... just asked questions.
Yeet skeet outta that situation.
Did it work?
My name’s Jack. I’m stealing this.
I hope that works, it's pretty damn good.
Zero to ghosted in .2 seconds?
UPDATE: the dream is over boys. She stated the 45 minute journey between our towns was too long and has unmatched. I appreciate all the love and support that was given during this time, you mean the world to me. We move on and try again
60% of the time, it works every time
It's pretty easy if you follow rules 1&2
Jessie seems fun
how do you send songs ?
seriously how the hell do you send songs or see whats been read? I got tinder gold.
Eat out a strangers orifice used for fecal matter? Totally awesome 😎
So did you follow through?
doctor: Im sorry to tell you this but you have malaria.
OP: Damnit Emily. Guess thats what I get for being on tinder.
doctor: wait what
She even got a black belt in sucking
This one again. I've seen that before more times than I care to mention. I just remember the first time I read this bio. I just landed at home and had just parked my dinosaur in the driveway...
Seriously, why can't they come up with a bio that is not just copy paste? I mean really. Not demanding Shakespeare or anything, but come on... Does she just have 3 brain cells? Using one to read this and think it is funny, one to copy it and paste on her profile while the last one just holds back a giggle at the tought of how well this plan worked.
Extreme... Bold.... Maybe fun....
When in doubt, whip it out
real original, emily
Anywhere else in the world, that's pretty funny. If you're Australian, it's funny, and I'd report you to Fish & Game: SVU
This is an outcome that he/she should have predicted the moment he/she posted a pic with a kangaroo. Such amazing creatures, you cant compete.
Was this in Australia?
Animal abuse should be avoided. They should not be allowed to “come” with the kangaroos.
P.S. I’m bad at spellings
Literally hook line and sinker
Is that a fucking mermaid
Fucking slip and slide
I don’t get it
Lol this woman has given up on finding someone she really wants, but knows that when push comes to shove, she’ll find someone “good enough.” Guaranteed
Why not give her a chance later? She's clearly not feeling well.
Ok, the questions you're asking are very generic IMO. Ideally you ask as little questions as possible, to do so you can simply make assumptions or statements. Focus on improving your texting. At the same time, there are many girls like this on Tinder. But I simply assume that when they act like that, they are not interested. And if it's really their personality, neither am I.
Stop being a bitch and see her in person then
Yes but 100% of your matches include your personality.
I would, just especially because of her name
India is a shitty place. Fuck arranged marriages and fuck the parents who organise them
It looks like she airbrushes them out
Looks like someone photoshopped an ass onto her chest haha
If you think about it it’s actually pretty ingenious. She can’t get banned since no nipples pics are posted. Also nipple-less breast looks freaky
Whatever, send her my way
There is a subreddit for this but I forget the name. Naked woman Photoshopped into "Barbie doll" body's without nipples buttholes or anything.
More importantly, is it a human with a dog filter, or a dog with a human filter???
She may be a breast cancer survivor who lost them in surgery
So many filters she disappeared her own nips
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