the picture is more creepy than anything else
It’s English but I have no idea what the words mean in that order....
For those of you wondering... This is a character costume in Fortnite and all her puns were related to locations in the game.
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That caption lol
And Super Like!
Do you know the difference between a pun and a joke?
This was a fail dude
You lost her
Cod have asked for her number
Now you gotta marry her though
well played sir, I’d give you my number too
So no need to worry about date ideas for first two dates.
Wtf.. does she like bread or not?
Step 1: Be handsome
Why would it not work the second time, if it would have had worked the first time?
That was pretty slick
She used ‘to’ instead of ‘too’. Unmatch.
All you had to do was believe hole-punches ticket
Well you now know who to vote for in next election.
r/tinder has just become a place to meme and copy other peoples opening lines
Well played GG
You know, from what I’ve seen here this line has a rather high success rate in getting their number.
Sooo... is this like a closed time loop? Or is it like Kingdom hearts time travel (aka poorly contrived and explained)
Yea man that was so smooth I’d even suck your dick.
Aw! Meanwhile half of the time I immediately get propositioned.
The new bread.
What about this one “wow you’re gorgeous, you’re a solid 9! How did a 7 match with 9”“Well ya know, 7 8 9 ;)”
Tinder is just dating rpg. How do people transition out of this new-age style of the hated “asterisks” into a normal conversation?
Yeah these messages are cute for like 2 messages but by the 3rd one everyone involved just wants to have a normal conversation most of the time.
Holy fuck that's cheesy.
Cute as hell, dude. Nice.
Will this be the new bread?
That was super smooth
good lord this is smooth as fuck
That was beautiful. Date #3 is gonna be a doozy...
This is gunna be my copypasta this weekend.
DELETE THIS SO I CAN USE IT PLEASE
Chill, you doing too much how is anyone suppose to compete?
This is amazing.
Cue Michael Jackson's "smooth criminal" please.
This is the purest r/tinder post I've ever seen
So this is gonna be the next 2 weeks of r/tinder huh?
It worked because it’s true!
Original fucking content
This is gonna be the new fucking do you like bread.
Am i the only one who finds this creepy 😂🙈
You are one smooth motherfucker!
Totally using this
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Well played, that number was definitely earned haha.
Downvoting so this doesn't blow up
Wish me luck guys!
Proceed with extreme caution!!
This sub really shows how you have to be waaay more creative online than irl to meet women
not gonna lie. that was smoov
Unmatch that now
Did you put out for yourself afterwards?? 🤣
Okay this happens to everyone eventually because people are shitty.
a) Always get a phone number. Do not meet anyone without a phone number. If she says "other guys have ruined it" just say sorry and move on. It means that either she doesn't trust you, she's not that interested or she's planning to be a shitty person. If she really and truly is afraid to give out her number she can get a spare one for free from Google Voice.
The most successful strategy is, after the date is set up, to just send your phone number. "My number is [number]". In the unlikely event she doesn't reciprocate on her own you can say "Can you send me yours too please since tinder is flaky sometimes."
b) When you get the number, immediately text "Hi [name], this is [you], see you [day] at [time] at [place]" and then leave it alone until the day before. The day before text "see you tomorrow" and the day of, if it's a long ways away text "heading over now" or "see you in a bit." If it's not much of a drive, text when you get there (not more than five minutes early).
Always keep that pocket pussy on you, like 50 cent keeps his strap
Happened to me like 2 weeks ago too bro. I just had to laugh. Some pepes are just emotional cowards, best case scenario IMHO never have to waste time or money on them from that point on.
pathetic, shouldn’t talk with her after that
What a beach
Well, fuck yourself then
Ask if she can do a 360 olly while riding dick
Marry her. 🛴
I feel attacked, I am not trolling I am a sponsored scooter rider im being 100% serious
My ankles hurt just reading that
I love her. I want to be her friend
Is she all out of Razor™️ scooters? Because she can probably pick one up from her nearest Toys ‘R’ Us™️
Well the Razor on over. YEET
Ask if she likes bread as she rides
I'd love to grind on her spine.
That’s fucking gold
High key might steal this
Oh but that’s solid. What are you gonna do now?
She took it like a champ. People in my area are usually too far up their asses so best of luck!
I mean that's pretty cute though
Upvote because its good content or downvote so that fewer people see it. Tricky decision...
Star Load aka Burt Macklin reporting.
Damn that's an amazing first date too. I love pizza and parks and rec.
The new bread
I love this!!
You can post pictures on tinder chat tf
Dude she is fit af
This is some Barney Stinson level smooth right here
Move over bread, here comes time traveling!
Ok, OP how attractive are you? Because I keep seeing these posts on here with clearly very attractive women, and I feel like I know multiple attractive dudes on Tinder who struggle to match with anyone.
Thats THE ideal date
So weird.. I don’t ever remember owning a couch.
I hope it all works out for you
I bet you couldnt stop laughing
Need to start new sub for tinder choking.
I haven't checked this sub in forever. Anybody wanna fill me in on wtf all this bread is about?
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