Tinder

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I want superstrength, so I'm strong enough to carry this conversation

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  • h2g2_researcher
    7 points Oct 13,2019, 3:58pm

    It gets worse:
    "So what are you interested in?"
    "A long term relationship."

  • pokky123
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 5:31pm

    He secret powers: Ruining conversations and pick-up lines.

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  • h2g2_researcher
    7 points Oct 13,2019, 3:58pm

    It gets worse:
    "So what are you interested in?"
    "A long term relationship."

  • pokky123
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 5:31pm

    He secret powers: Ruining conversations and pick-up lines.

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Back up to my old tricks

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  • CryptoTYM
    25 points Oct 13,2019, 9:24am

    This guy definitely wins Tinder Reddit

  • CreaTVT_Xbox
    7 points Oct 13,2019, 9:39am

    SOFA SS ? What's wrong with you ??? That's how it would've worked for me

  • vikster1
    7 points Oct 13,2019, 10:26am

    You good sir, deserve to drown in pussy.

  • vdahiya1
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 2:21pm

    You sir, are a fine balance between wordsmith and cocksmith!

  • CuracaoBound
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 12:24pm

    If only I could wear your poem on a t-shirt, I would.

  • Andyetwearestill
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 5:30pm

    This is the smoothest convo, I have ever seen. However, one question remains: Did she actually send some?

    As in, does smoothness actually work lol.

  • available_username2
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 5:50pm

    No iambic pentameter

  • TheGoldenPower-
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 6:14pm

    Send nude sofas?

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  • CryptoTYM
    25 points Oct 13,2019, 9:24am

    This guy definitely wins Tinder Reddit

  • CreaTVT_Xbox
    7 points Oct 13,2019, 9:39am

    SOFA SS ? What's wrong with you ??? That's how it would've worked for me

  • vikster1
    7 points Oct 13,2019, 10:26am

    You good sir, deserve to drown in pussy.

  • diapason-knells
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 12:01pm

    She couldn’t understand your genius

  • vdahiya1
    5 points Oct 13,2019, 2:21pm

    You sir, are a fine balance between wordsmith and cocksmith!

  • CuracaoBound
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 12:24pm

    If only I could wear your poem on a t-shirt, I would.

  • Andyetwearestill
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 5:30pm

    This is the smoothest convo, I have ever seen. However, one question remains: Did she actually send some?

    As in, does smoothness actually work lol.

  • available_username2
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 5:50pm

    No iambic pentameter

  • TheGoldenPower-
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 6:14pm

    Send nude sofas?

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  • Acetronaut
    276 points Oct 13,2019, 9:03am

    Did she have one of those “Send me bad pick up lines” bios or is this just your preferred method of attack?

  • bv82bigdawgpartybro
    146 points Oct 13,2019, 5:01am

    This might work. You never know these days

  • WittyOxymoron
    60 points Oct 13,2019, 5:23am

    The true method to winning at tinder is to bomb repeatedly to show them you have no shame

  • Kinkride08
    27 points Oct 13,2019, 9:32am

    Wow, she’s to nice for this guy. Most girls would left him on read lol.

  • StarFizzle
    36 points Oct 13,2019, 9:40am

    Guys, please, please, please do not try this crap. I’d unmatch immediately.

  • dancingpretzels
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 4:20pm

    He really likes not getting pussy.

  • PristineReception
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 2:59pm

    Repost

  • JereMarley
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 5:31pm

    I seen this on Facebook 2 weeks ago.

  • ImaginaryCoolName
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:31pm

    This is high class flirting

  • Nataniellycka
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 7:30pm

    This made me laugh so fucking much hahahaha op you my man

  • arynnllc
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 4:12pm

    That last one made me laugh. I would have given you a chance 😂

  • YellowCunt245
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 2:05pm

    Yo someone called?

  • AB0wl0fCereal
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:14pm

    There was an effort

  • dimem16
    -1 points Oct 13,2019, 10:37am

    He’s lame and ignorant af

  • ShaolinPandas
    0 points Oct 13,2019, 1:13pm

    He must be following rules 1 & 2 to get another chance

  • StagnantWater87
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 11:19am

    Whether this is fake or not all depends on his profile pictures.

  • Dogescape1423
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 12:49pm

    Are you a washing machine? Cause i want to fill you up until there is no space left

  • deleted
    -2 points Oct 13,2019, 4:40am

    [deleted]

  • slashdot197666
    -3 points Oct 13,2019, 2:09pm

    Best one yet

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  • Acetronaut
    276 points Oct 13,2019, 9:03am

    Did she have one of those “Send me bad pick up lines” bios or is this just your preferred method of attack?

  • bv82bigdawgpartybro
    146 points Oct 13,2019, 5:01am

    This might work. You never know these days

  • WittyOxymoron
    60 points Oct 13,2019, 5:23am

    The true method to winning at tinder is to bomb repeatedly to show them you have no shame

  • Monsta-Energy
    13 points Oct 13,2019, 9:16am

    The McNasty pick up line

  • Kinkride08
    27 points Oct 13,2019, 9:32am

    Wow, she’s to nice for this guy. Most girls would left him on read lol.

  • StarFizzle
    36 points Oct 13,2019, 9:40am

    Guys, please, please, please do not try this crap. I’d unmatch immediately.

  • dancingpretzels
    6 points Oct 13,2019, 4:20pm

    He really likes not getting pussy.

  • PristineReception
    3 points Oct 13,2019, 2:59pm

    Repost

  • JereMarley
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 5:31pm

    I seen this on Facebook 2 weeks ago.

  • ImaginaryCoolName
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 6:31pm

    This is high class flirting

  • Nataniellycka
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 7:30pm

    This made me laugh so fucking much hahahaha op you my man

  • arynnllc
    2 points Oct 13,2019, 4:12pm

    That last one made me laugh. I would have given you a chance 😂

  • YellowCunt245
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 2:05pm

    Yo someone called?

  • AB0wl0fCereal
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 8:14pm

    There was an effort

  • dimem16
    -1 points Oct 13,2019, 10:37am

    He’s lame and ignorant af

  • ShaolinPandas
    0 points Oct 13,2019, 1:13pm

    He must be following rules 1 & 2 to get another chance

  • StagnantWater87
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 11:19am

    Whether this is fake or not all depends on his profile pictures.

  • Dogescape1423
    1 points Oct 13,2019, 12:49pm

    Are you a washing machine? Cause i want to fill you up until there is no space left

  • deleted
    -2 points Oct 13,2019, 4:40am

    [deleted]

  • slashdot197666
    -3 points Oct 13,2019, 2:09pm

    Best one yet

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  • gnoresbs
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 9:04am

    wtf. I'm talking to a woman currently that used that line on me last night.

  • everythingiscomplex
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:19am

    Some unoriginal bio material right there

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  • gnoresbs
    9 points Oct 12,2019, 9:04am

    wtf. I'm talking to a woman currently that used that line on me last night.

  • everythingiscomplex
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:19am

    Some unoriginal bio material right there

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Unmatch in 3....2...

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  • Drakkus28
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 5:43pm

    hope she had a decent sense of humor

  • KSMG9
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:58pm

    I mean, if she unmatches then fuck it

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  • Drakkus28
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 5:43pm

    hope she had a decent sense of humor

  • KSMG9
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 6:58pm

    I mean, if she unmatches then fuck it

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Bless the Lord and his...

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  • fields-of-shields
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:57pm

    Girl are you misbehaving, cause I want to whip you

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  • fields-of-shields
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 7:57pm

    Girl are you misbehaving, cause I want to whip you

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I have a very particular set of skills...

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  • djeezuskryste
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 2:09pm

    bEt

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  • djeezuskryste
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 2:09pm

    bEt

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Shouda followed the damn train.

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Ayyy gotta love the uno switch card!

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  • davish1
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 4:13pm
  • zion1886
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:13pm

    You better hope you weren’t lying

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  • davish1
    5 points Oct 12,2019, 4:13pm
  • zion1886
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 4:13pm

    You better hope you weren’t lying

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My profile says "I give fake names when i order at restauraunts"

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  • Ollivander451
    35 points Oct 12,2019, 11:03am

    My goto at the local coffee joint is Dante. My real name is too common, Dante on the other hand is not. It’s a matter of practicality and not wanting my drink stolen (again)

  • ch_19
    91 points Oct 12,2019, 8:37am

    Katie is stupid and has no sense of humor. If it were me I'd unmatch her.

  • TaintlessEd
    42 points Oct 12,2019, 8:14am

    Tell her she’s got some whack ass tiddies

  • partytimez2
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 9:07am

    This whole post is cringe

  • l3urnt_Tree
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 12:40pm

    kno u

  • seahorsesmj
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:21pm

    Katie, UR dumb. This is the kind of shit I love doing 😂

  • larsthehuman
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:38pm

    Charge your phone, bro 😯

  • 915strong
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:06am

    i go with Darth daddy sometimes

  • skulpturlamm29
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    Avoid horse girls at all costs. You dodged a bullet there.

  • Andrew50Calibre
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:07pm

    Man she sounds like a barrel of laughs (!) No wonder some men on Tinder see women as sex objects. Katie over here being the life of party (!)

  • maxthearguer
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 9:59am

    Tell her "yeah, possibly. But I'm also hilarious, so..."

  • operalover1974
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 12:45pm

    You are a cutie pie

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  • Ollivander451
    35 points Oct 12,2019, 11:03am

    My goto at the local coffee joint is Dante. My real name is too common, Dante on the other hand is not. It’s a matter of practicality and not wanting my drink stolen (again)

  • ch_19
    91 points Oct 12,2019, 8:37am

    Katie is stupid and has no sense of humor. If it were me I'd unmatch her.

  • TaintlessEd
    42 points Oct 12,2019, 8:14am

    Tell her she’s got some whack ass tiddies

  • Inibieni268
    21 points Oct 12,2019, 8:01am

    I actually find that funny lol

  • partytimez2
    20 points Oct 12,2019, 9:07am

    This whole post is cringe

  • l3urnt_Tree
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 12:40pm

    kno u

  • seahorsesmj
    2 points Oct 12,2019, 2:21pm

    Katie, UR dumb. This is the kind of shit I love doing 😂

  • larsthehuman
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:38pm

    Charge your phone, bro 😯

  • 915strong
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 11:06am

    i go with Darth daddy sometimes

  • skulpturlamm29
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 1:05pm

    Avoid horse girls at all costs. You dodged a bullet there.

  • Andrew50Calibre
    1 points Oct 12,2019, 3:07pm

    Man she sounds like a barrel of laughs (!) No wonder some men on Tinder see women as sex objects. Katie over here being the life of party (!)

  • maxthearguer
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 9:59am

    Tell her "yeah, possibly. But I'm also hilarious, so..."

  • operalover1974
    0 points Oct 12,2019, 12:45pm

    You are a cutie pie