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  • TimOfSweden
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 6:06pm

    Dumb question = dumb answer. Simple as that.

    She seems cool tho.

  • BeneficialSomewhere
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 6:14pm

    That's a tough question to lead with. You won't get far that way..

  • -iBrando-
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:29pm

    Why don’t you ask her to go to church with you too?

  • The_Mole_Dizzle
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:05pm

    girls dont want an actual conversation, they just want to fuck guys better than them

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  • TimOfSweden
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 6:06pm

    Dumb question = dumb answer. Simple as that.

    She seems cool tho.

  • BeneficialSomewhere
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 6:14pm

    That's a tough question to lead with. You won't get far that way..

  • -iBrando-
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:29pm

    Why don’t you ask her to go to church with you too?

  • mercynuts
    0 points Dec 09,2019, 6:32pm

    Ok so would you prefer a mouse with a dog's face or a dog with a mouse's face

  • The_Mole_Dizzle
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:05pm

    girls dont want an actual conversation, they just want to fuck guys better than them

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If at first you don't succeed

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  • SometimesCalledHuey
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 6:15pm

    When all else fails, confuse her then ask for her snap. Got it.

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  • SometimesCalledHuey
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 6:15pm

    When all else fails, confuse her then ask for her snap. Got it.

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Danger zone!... Patiently waiting for the unmatch :)

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  • PM_UR_LOVELY_BOOBS
    8 points Dec 09,2019, 1:43pm

    Oh fuck bud bet she's never heard that one before

  • EskiNin
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 2:30pm

    How about sending this to her? "I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!" And hope for her to say "Erm, phrasing!"

  • spyz66
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:26pm

    Do you want ants!? Because this is how we get ants!

  • ScarabHeart7796
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 11:56am

    Danger Zone lol

  • Cleopatra_queen
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 2:04pm

    This one's funny. Why can't the funny ones win?

  • Cheatyyy
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 12:58pm

    /R/unexpectedarcher

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  • PM_UR_LOVELY_BOOBS
    8 points Dec 09,2019, 1:43pm

    Oh fuck bud bet she's never heard that one before

  • EskiNin
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 2:30pm

    How about sending this to her? "I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!" And hope for her to say "Erm, phrasing!"

  • spyz66
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:26pm

    Do you want ants!? Because this is how we get ants!

  • SillySocrates
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 10:45am

    I used to have the same thing happen to me. 1. Send an initial witty messege 2. Send a follow up 3. Pretty much give up, but still send a messege anyway. At this point you should just let it go :(

  • ScarabHeart7796
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 11:56am

    Danger Zone lol

  • Cleopatra_queen
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 2:04pm

    This one's funny. Why can't the funny ones win?

  • Cheatyyy
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 12:58pm

    /R/unexpectedarcher

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Guess I'll just die alone

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  • TheWalkInCloset
    9 points Dec 09,2019, 2:12pm

    A little confidence goes a long way..

  • RoyHMann
    4 points Dec 09,2019, 4:39pm

    That bitch had no sense of humor.

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  • TheWalkInCloset
    9 points Dec 09,2019, 2:12pm

    A little confidence goes a long way..

  • RoyHMann
    4 points Dec 09,2019, 4:39pm

    That bitch had no sense of humor.

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Not tolerating any hate toward Canada

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  • slinkstermann
    45 points Dec 09,2019, 2:06pm

    Gonna play devil's advocate here, OP kind of started it. The woman just said she wanted a change in her life and then he started talking poorly about the US. She shouldn't have said what she said, but OP made an assumption and lowkey dissed her home country, so i can understand the resentment.

  • Dublin277
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 2:00pm

    Canada doesn't exist, you can't fool me!

  • woke-sheep
    10 points Dec 09,2019, 3:17pm

    “Canada is better than the US”

    You started it.

  • Terminaut
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 5:06pm

    "Just wanted a change"

    Paraphrase: "thats cuz your country is shit"And OP wonders why they get a comeback remark.

  • mopbuvket
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:28pm

    I'm not your buddy, guy!

  • _Doos
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 5:49pm

    That conversation wasn't very Canadian, buddy.

  • a90sto
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 5:53pm

    That was funny. I would’ve been smitten lol

  • bears105
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:29pm

    Canada is a joke and she's right just a pimple on our ass!!!

  • paulaner318
    -4 points Dec 09,2019, 1:48pm

    you tell her!!

  • happyboyo
    -9 points Dec 09,2019, 1:48pm

    I’d be surprised if she could locate America on a map

  • sgt-snuggles
    -5 points Dec 09,2019, 3:01pm

    Damn she was desperate to upset you

  • PsiChi_PhiKappaPhi
    -10 points Dec 09,2019, 3:22pm

    She's one of the few snowflakes that kept their word and went to Canada when Killary lost.

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  • slinkstermann
    45 points Dec 09,2019, 2:06pm

    Gonna play devil's advocate here, OP kind of started it. The woman just said she wanted a change in her life and then he started talking poorly about the US. She shouldn't have said what she said, but OP made an assumption and lowkey dissed her home country, so i can understand the resentment.

  • Dublin277
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 2:00pm

    Canada doesn't exist, you can't fool me!

  • woke-sheep
    10 points Dec 09,2019, 3:17pm

    “Canada is better than the US”

    You started it.

  • u--2416
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:00pm

    There was no hate towards Canada before you started hating on the US. :)

  • Terminaut
    5 points Dec 09,2019, 5:06pm

    "Just wanted a change"

    Paraphrase: "thats cuz your country is shit"And OP wonders why they get a comeback remark.

  • mopbuvket
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:28pm

    I'm not your buddy, guy!

  • _Doos
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 5:49pm

    That conversation wasn't very Canadian, buddy.

  • a90sto
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 5:53pm

    That was funny. I would’ve been smitten lol

  • bears105
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:29pm

    Canada is a joke and she's right just a pimple on our ass!!!

  • paulaner318
    -4 points Dec 09,2019, 1:48pm

    you tell her!!

  • happyboyo
    -9 points Dec 09,2019, 1:48pm

    I’d be surprised if she could locate America on a map

  • sgt-snuggles
    -5 points Dec 09,2019, 3:01pm

    Damn she was desperate to upset you

  • PsiChi_PhiKappaPhi
    -10 points Dec 09,2019, 3:22pm

    She's one of the few snowflakes that kept their word and went to Canada when Killary lost.

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We knew each other from math class, and her bio called for a pick-up line.

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  • MentholmanOne
    21 points Dec 09,2019, 4:16pm

    "Let's meet up and multiply" ;)

  • birbiebabies
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 5:11pm

    Cutee

  • p3ncilv3st3r
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:32pm

    Does your phone do this freaky shit with the black circle hiding her photo when you scroll up and down? Like seriously it leaves a weird trail...

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  • MentholmanOne
    21 points Dec 09,2019, 4:16pm

    "Let's meet up and multiply" ;)

  • birbiebabies
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 5:11pm

    Cutee

  • p3ncilv3st3r
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:32pm

    Does your phone do this freaky shit with the black circle hiding her photo when you scroll up and down? Like seriously it leaves a weird trail...

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I thought I'd peaked before, but I was so, so wrong... This clearly is the best I'll ever manage. I can't ever hope to match it

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  • ARealFool
    152 points Dec 09,2019, 12:09pm

    I felt like I was watching the ending of a heist movie.

  • ZorroMcChucknorris
    65 points Dec 09,2019, 2:00pm

    That’s a lot of work to be catfished by a 300lb dude.

  • syffi_silent
    29 points Dec 09,2019, 12:19pm

    Sherlock Holmes does Tinder.

  • BriefDraft
    15 points Dec 09,2019, 3:11pm

    Her response seems.. underwhelming.

  • befff17
    9 points Dec 09,2019, 12:52pm

    I hope you got laid

  • instant__regret-85
    9 points Dec 09,2019, 2:10pm

    Sadly, she unmatched shortly after that...

  • olddickdingers
    19 points Dec 09,2019, 12:19pm

    Jesus Christ! That’s not me being surprised at how amazing this is, I’m just calling you by your name.

  • WayfaringB
    14 points Dec 09,2019, 12:25pm

    One day I’ll be able to say “oh shit, I remember reading that guys stuff on Reddit.”

    You are a legend bro!

  • SmolKeanuReeves
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 1:21pm

    This is a masterpiece

  • SunSet199
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 1:25pm

    My man obituary: death by snu snu

  • UseThisOne2
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 2:08pm

    Oh @drewhead118 ... you’re back!!

  • purplesatsuma123
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 5:40pm

    Yo why can’t I match with guys like this

  • SPLEESH_BOYS
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:41pm

    OP what in the fuck how can you even do this

  • FormalWolf5
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:56pm

    Do you read books

  • aBurgerFlippinSecond
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 1:28pm

    Hugh Hefner would tip his cap to you bro. Well played

  • paulaner318
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 2:13pm

    I am so pleased by this

  • SkreemusTD
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 4:01pm

    The only real pick up artist?

  • madgeeese14
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 6:30pm

    What app is this?

  • RubenCa1
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 6:35pm

    Can't give enough up votes for the effort 👏👏

  • dprsdfck
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:47pm

    Marry me OP, I need your game in my life

  • darealystninja
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:51pm

    The goat Drew!

    You been finsung any success with the poetry game?

  • Uniyo
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:10pm

    Bruh if a guy really put this much effort into our Tinder conversation I’d HAVE to marry the shit out of him

  • OpheliaWolf
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:11pm

    This is what I need at 1am on a Tuesday morning.Please give me more.

  • myduttyemails
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 12:51pm

    The language of the gods.

  • TheAverageStranger
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:12pm

    Ive seen this raw strength only once before.

  • HereticPurgingExpert
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 5:10pm

    My brain is very small, someone please spell out the words for me. I only got Send Nudes Jane and Respect.

  • ldsmith104
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:39pm

    Rain man, but with words

  • sheppito
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:12pm

    I’d give you platinum if I had one. Legend quality

  • ScrantonStranger
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:13pm

    where are these matches when I'm swiping. WHERE.

    God this is amazing I wish I had awards for you.

  • ruby_boobsday
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:15pm

    Damn! If she doesn't date you I will

  • kingkooolin
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:43pm

    Got damnit man

  • tenpointmatt
    -3 points Dec 09,2019, 6:23pm

    thats an awful lot of effort for a chick whos a five.

    no wonder all these hoes so entitled nowadays.

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  • ARealFool
    152 points Dec 09,2019, 12:09pm

    I felt like I was watching the ending of a heist movie.

  • ZorroMcChucknorris
    65 points Dec 09,2019, 2:00pm

    That’s a lot of work to be catfished by a 300lb dude.

  • syffi_silent
    29 points Dec 09,2019, 12:19pm

    Sherlock Holmes does Tinder.

  • duphuq
    15 points Dec 09,2019, 1:05pm

    You have a very specific set of skills

  • BriefDraft
    15 points Dec 09,2019, 3:11pm

    Her response seems.. underwhelming.

  • befff17
    9 points Dec 09,2019, 12:52pm

    I hope you got laid

  • instant__regret-85
    9 points Dec 09,2019, 2:10pm

    Sadly, she unmatched shortly after that...

  • olddickdingers
    19 points Dec 09,2019, 12:19pm

    Jesus Christ! That’s not me being surprised at how amazing this is, I’m just calling you by your name.

  • WayfaringB
    14 points Dec 09,2019, 12:25pm

    One day I’ll be able to say “oh shit, I remember reading that guys stuff on Reddit.”

    You are a legend bro!

  • SmolKeanuReeves
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 1:21pm

    This is a masterpiece

  • SunSet199
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 1:25pm

    My man obituary: death by snu snu

  • UseThisOne2
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 2:08pm

    Oh @drewhead118 ... you’re back!!

  • purplesatsuma123
    3 points Dec 09,2019, 5:40pm

    Yo why can’t I match with guys like this

  • SPLEESH_BOYS
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:41pm

    OP what in the fuck how can you even do this

  • FormalWolf5
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:56pm

    Do you read books

  • aBurgerFlippinSecond
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 1:28pm

    Hugh Hefner would tip his cap to you bro. Well played

  • paulaner318
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 2:13pm

    I am so pleased by this

  • SkreemusTD
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 4:01pm

    The only real pick up artist?

  • madgeeese14
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 6:30pm

    What app is this?

  • RubenCa1
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 6:35pm

    Can't give enough up votes for the effort 👏👏

  • dprsdfck
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:47pm

    Marry me OP, I need your game in my life

  • darealystninja
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:51pm

    The goat Drew!

    You been finsung any success with the poetry game?

  • Uniyo
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:10pm

    Bruh if a guy really put this much effort into our Tinder conversation I’d HAVE to marry the shit out of him

  • OpheliaWolf
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:11pm

    This is what I need at 1am on a Tuesday morning.Please give me more.

  • myduttyemails
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 12:51pm

    The language of the gods.

  • TheAverageStranger
    2 points Dec 09,2019, 3:12pm

    Ive seen this raw strength only once before.

  • HereticPurgingExpert
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 5:10pm

    My brain is very small, someone please spell out the words for me. I only got Send Nudes Jane and Respect.

  • ldsmith104
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:39pm

    Rain man, but with words

  • sheppito
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:12pm

    I’d give you platinum if I had one. Legend quality

  • ScrantonStranger
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:13pm

    where are these matches when I'm swiping. WHERE.

    God this is amazing I wish I had awards for you.

  • ruby_boobsday
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:15pm

    Damn! If she doesn't date you I will

  • kingkooolin
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 3:43pm

    Got damnit man

  • tenpointmatt
    -3 points Dec 09,2019, 6:23pm

    thats an awful lot of effort for a chick whos a five.

    no wonder all these hoes so entitled nowadays.

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I think I got one boys!

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  • hetdick
    349 points Dec 09,2019, 4:47pm

    Could have also replied: are you a farmer? Cuz you look like you know how to raise a cock!

  • missingsack
    205 points Dec 09,2019, 2:54pm

    She messaged first and isn't a bot?

  • groggyMPLS
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:39pm

    What happens when she sees your penis and you aren't hung like a horse?

  • Pez-Fez
    42 points Dec 09,2019, 6:16pm

    I would have said, “No, but I should live in a stable because I eat hay!”

  • brentt45
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:39pm

    quite an odd pickup line from a woman

  • ohchristworld
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:57pm

    Narrator: He was, in fact, not hung like a horse. But they was a fact u/DankeyKang11 would worry about later.

  • lil_nosebleed
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:46pm

    I deadass thought this was my sister for a second

  • AldenDi
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:16pm

    Little Sebastian!

  • painusmcanus
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:08pm

    Hehehe, big PP boi.

  • ShaolinPandas
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:10pm

    Sigh. Imma just leave this here as I always do

  • ImInClassRightMeow
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:12pm

    She's a keeper

  • HereticPurgingExpert
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:13pm

    But now you have to prove it...

  • Advanced_Enthusiasm
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:26pm

    But, can you deliver?

  • DaddyCindric
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:19pm

    No you didn’t

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  • hetdick
    349 points Dec 09,2019, 4:47pm

    Could have also replied: are you a farmer? Cuz you look like you know how to raise a cock!

  • missingsack
    205 points Dec 09,2019, 2:54pm

    She messaged first and isn't a bot?

  • groggyMPLS
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:39pm

    What happens when she sees your penis and you aren't hung like a horse?

  • Guillaumau5
    30 points Dec 09,2019, 3:13pm

    Nice one

  • Pez-Fez
    42 points Dec 09,2019, 6:16pm

    I would have said, “No, but I should live in a stable because I eat hay!”

  • brentt45
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:39pm

    quite an odd pickup line from a woman

  • ohchristworld
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:57pm

    Narrator: He was, in fact, not hung like a horse. But they was a fact u/DankeyKang11 would worry about later.

  • lil_nosebleed
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 6:46pm

    I deadass thought this was my sister for a second

  • AldenDi
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:16pm

    Little Sebastian!

  • painusmcanus
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:08pm

    Hehehe, big PP boi.

  • ShaolinPandas
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:10pm

    Sigh. Imma just leave this here as I always do

  • ImInClassRightMeow
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:12pm

    She's a keeper

  • HereticPurgingExpert
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:13pm

    But now you have to prove it...

  • Advanced_Enthusiasm
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:26pm

    But, can you deliver?

  • DaddyCindric
    1 points Dec 09,2019, 7:19pm

    No you didn’t

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At least he wished me good luck

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  • whyyyyymason
    8 points Dec 08,2019, 10:39am

    F

  • floatykiddo_
    4 points Dec 08,2019, 10:51am

    Super yikes! Don't worry, you'll find your one soon enough. :)

  • prhbrt
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 2:02pm

    I bet it's their loss :) it feels awkward to up vote this though

  • masterchiefpt
    -7 points Dec 08,2019, 10:39am

    Why you hide face

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  • whyyyyymason
    8 points Dec 08,2019, 10:39am

    F

  • floatykiddo_
    4 points Dec 08,2019, 10:51am

    Super yikes! Don't worry, you'll find your one soon enough. :)

  • prhbrt
    2 points Dec 08,2019, 2:02pm

    I bet it's their loss :) it feels awkward to up vote this though

  • ThatOneGuyYearn
    1 points Dec 08,2019, 7:17pm

    Welcome to the kingdom of men. F in the chat for you girl.

  • masterchiefpt
    -7 points Dec 08,2019, 10:39am

    Why you hide face

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All we have to lose are our chains

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