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Am I doing it right bois?

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  • Nk4512
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 5:45pm

    Deal

  • grimreaper_6969
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 7:32pm

    is it possible to learn this power?

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  • Nk4512
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 5:45pm

    Deal

  • grimreaper_6969
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 7:32pm

    is it possible to learn this power?

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Should I run?

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  • gofyourselftoo
    22 points Aug 18,2019, 2:49pm

    Is that a serious question? Because in case you are on the fence, RUN!

  • kookeemunster
    10 points Aug 18,2019, 2:52pm

    To quote Arthur, king of the Britons from Monty python and the holy grail

    RUN AWAY

  • bananawhipp
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 2:49pm

    Yup.... Really fast. Bullet dodged

  • worldtraveler2197
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 2:55pm

    What app is that?

  • brittanybonkley
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 3:05pm

    C r a z y

  • ChiCuriousGrl
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 5:09pm

    RUN!!!!!

  • mamma_kthom
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 6:49pm

    Run far, run fast

  • halonone
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:51pm

    My dad always told me marry someone who loves you more than you love her. She fits this bill. Run!!!

  • OnlyFactsMatter
    -1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:55pm

    why are you telling her you're hanging out with a girl like that? You're clearly trying to make her jealous.

  • Qpwo1417
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 5:36pm

    Invite him for a 3 way but give him the address to the post office or starbucks.

  • ChrisWithQuestions
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 6:06pm

    I think you're over reacting a bit or at least all of the run away comments are. Seems to be that shes playfully being jealous, just acting it.

  • alpha_brav0_charlie
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 6:12pm

    Why would you run? You just intentionally put her into competition mode and it worked. She didn't get crazy... just asked questions.

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  • gofyourselftoo
    22 points Aug 18,2019, 2:49pm

    Is that a serious question? Because in case you are on the fence, RUN!

  • kookeemunster
    10 points Aug 18,2019, 2:52pm

    To quote Arthur, king of the Britons from Monty python and the holy grail

    RUN AWAY

  • bananawhipp
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 2:49pm

    Yup.... Really fast. Bullet dodged

  • Evanthekid16
    4 points Aug 18,2019, 2:51pm

    Yeet skeet outta that situation.

  • worldtraveler2197
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 2:55pm

    What app is that?

  • brittanybonkley
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 3:05pm

    C r a z y

  • ChiCuriousGrl
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 5:09pm

    RUN!!!!!

  • mamma_kthom
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 6:49pm

    Run far, run fast

  • halonone
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:51pm

    My dad always told me marry someone who loves you more than you love her. She fits this bill. Run!!!

  • OnlyFactsMatter
    -1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:55pm

    why are you telling her you're hanging out with a girl like that? You're clearly trying to make her jealous.

  • Qpwo1417
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 5:36pm

    Invite him for a 3 way but give him the address to the post office or starbucks.

  • ChrisWithQuestions
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 6:06pm

    I think you're over reacting a bit or at least all of the run away comments are. Seems to be that shes playfully being jealous, just acting it.

  • alpha_brav0_charlie
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 6:12pm

    Why would you run? You just intentionally put her into competition mode and it worked. She didn't get crazy... just asked questions.

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Pickup Limerick> pickup line

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  • SeaJaybiSD
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 3:55pm

    Did it work?

  • jackn1202
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 3:56pm

    My name’s Jack. I’m stealing this.

  • Johnny-Unitas
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 4:29pm

    I hope that works, it's pretty damn good.

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  • SeaJaybiSD
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 3:55pm

    Did it work?

  • jackn1202
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 3:56pm

    My name’s Jack. I’m stealing this.

  • Johnny-Unitas
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 4:29pm

    I hope that works, it's pretty damn good.

  • AudiGuyPlays
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 8:21pm

    Zero to ghosted in .2 seconds?

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Never tell me the odds

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  • tempUK
    17 points Aug 18,2019, 4:47pm

    UPDATE: the dream is over boys. She stated the 45 minute journey between our towns was too long and has unmatched. I appreciate all the love and support that was given during this time, you mean the world to me. We move on and try again

  • FrankieMoonHiker
    35 points Aug 18,2019, 3:59am

    60% of the time, it works every time

  • thechemistrychef
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 10:10am

    It's pretty easy if you follow rules 1&2

  • sex_throwaway999
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:58pm

    Jessie seems fun

  • drunkrabbit99
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 4:01pm

    how do you send songs ?

  • paulusmagintie
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 6:40pm

    seriously how the hell do you send songs or see whats been read? I got tinder gold.

  • pokemonisok
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 3:22pm

    Eat out a strangers orifice used for fecal matter? Totally awesome 😎

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  • tempUK
    17 points Aug 18,2019, 4:47pm

    UPDATE: the dream is over boys. She stated the 45 minute journey between our towns was too long and has unmatched. I appreciate all the love and support that was given during this time, you mean the world to me. We move on and try again

  • FrankieMoonHiker
    35 points Aug 18,2019, 3:59am

    60% of the time, it works every time

  • thechemistrychef
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 10:10am

    It's pretty easy if you follow rules 1&2

  • futuremo
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 12:04pm

    So did you follow through?

  • sex_throwaway999
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 2:58pm

    Jessie seems fun

  • drunkrabbit99
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 4:01pm

    how do you send songs ?

  • paulusmagintie
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 6:40pm

    seriously how the hell do you send songs or see whats been read? I got tinder gold.

  • pokemonisok
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 3:22pm

    Eat out a strangers orifice used for fecal matter? Totally awesome 😎

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Very bold claim

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  • comethefaround
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 3:25pm

    doctor: Im sorry to tell you this but you have malaria.

    OP: Damnit Emily. Guess thats what I get for being on tinder.

    doctor: wait what

  • BYKHero-97
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 5:58pm

    She even got a black belt in sucking

  • tgglas
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 6:59pm

    This one again. I've seen that before more times than I care to mention. I just remember the first time I read this bio. I just landed at home and had just parked my dinosaur in the driveway...

    Seriously, why can't they come up with a bio that is not just copy paste? I mean really. Not demanding Shakespeare or anything, but come on... Does she just have 3 brain cells? Using one to read this and think it is funny, one to copy it and paste on her profile while the last one just holds back a giggle at the tought of how well this plan worked.

  • kyuubi-kun
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 3:21pm

    Extreme... Bold.... Maybe fun....

  • Festy1993
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 3:39pm

    When in doubt, whip it out

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  • comethefaround
    6 points Aug 18,2019, 3:25pm

    doctor: Im sorry to tell you this but you have malaria.

    OP: Damnit Emily. Guess thats what I get for being on tinder.

    doctor: wait what

  • BYKHero-97
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 5:58pm

    She even got a black belt in sucking

  • tgglas
    2 points Aug 18,2019, 6:59pm

    This one again. I've seen that before more times than I care to mention. I just remember the first time I read this bio. I just landed at home and had just parked my dinosaur in the driveway...

    Seriously, why can't they come up with a bio that is not just copy paste? I mean really. Not demanding Shakespeare or anything, but come on... Does she just have 3 brain cells? Using one to read this and think it is funny, one to copy it and paste on her profile while the last one just holds back a giggle at the tought of how well this plan worked.

  • hazihead
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 7:01pm

    real original, emily

  • kyuubi-kun
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 3:21pm

    Extreme... Bold.... Maybe fun....

  • Festy1993
    0 points Aug 18,2019, 3:39pm

    When in doubt, whip it out

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I normally take Tinder seriously but

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  • ocguy311
    31 points Aug 17,2019, 11:23pm

    Anywhere else in the world, that's pretty funny. If you're Australian, it's funny, and I'd report you to Fish & Game: SVU

  • DiegoAlenJor
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 8:43am

    This is an outcome that he/she should have predicted the moment he/she posted a pic with a kangaroo. Such amazing creatures, you cant compete.

  • Franck_Costanza
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 3:09pm

    Was this in Australia?

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  • ocguy311
    31 points Aug 17,2019, 11:23pm

    Anywhere else in the world, that's pretty funny. If you're Australian, it's funny, and I'd report you to Fish & Game: SVU

  • DiegoAlenJor
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 8:43am

    This is an outcome that he/she should have predicted the moment he/she posted a pic with a kangaroo. Such amazing creatures, you cant compete.

  • Franck_Costanza
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 3:09pm

    Was this in Australia?

  • Naam_Karan
    -5 points Aug 18,2019, 8:35am

    Animal abuse should be avoided. They should not be allowed to “come” with the kangaroos.

    P.S. I’m bad at spellings

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I got one boys

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  • blue_j1995
    20 points Aug 18,2019, 8:36am

    Literally hook line and sinker

  • twistedfantasy15
    13 points Aug 18,2019, 11:14am

    Is that a fucking mermaid

  • Pub1c_P1rate
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 8:46am

    Fucking slip and slide

  • FirstEquinox
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 8:40am

    Fucking brilliant

  • moosedeersheep
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 8:31pm

    Your in

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  • blue_j1995
    20 points Aug 18,2019, 8:36am

    Literally hook line and sinker

  • twistedfantasy15
    13 points Aug 18,2019, 11:14am

    Is that a fucking mermaid

  • Pub1c_P1rate
    8 points Aug 18,2019, 8:46am

    Fucking slip and slide

  • Tomerarenai10
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 12:34pm

    I don’t get it

  • FirstEquinox
    3 points Aug 18,2019, 8:40am

    Fucking brilliant

  • moosedeersheep
    1 points Aug 18,2019, 8:31pm

    Your in

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Literally 95% of my matches all have the same personality. This motorcycle riding woman that can't even conversate because her hangover is so bad is sadly par for the course here in my state. I think I need to move.

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  • julesrules87
    3 points Aug 17,2019, 7:08pm

    Lol this woman has given up on finding someone she really wants, but knows that when push comes to shove, she’ll find someone “good enough.” Guaranteed

  • stolen-username
    3 points Aug 17,2019, 7:16pm

    Why not give her a chance later? She's clearly not feeling well.

  • its_going_down_
    3 points Aug 17,2019, 7:23pm

    Ok, the questions you're asking are very generic IMO. Ideally you ask as little questions as possible, to do so you can simply make assumptions or statements. Focus on improving your texting. At the same time, there are many girls like this on Tinder. But I simply assume that when they act like that, they are not interested. And if it's really their personality, neither am I.

  • Eyjsjkd35836
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:02pm

    Stop being a bitch and see her in person then

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  • julesrules87
    3 points Aug 17,2019, 7:08pm

    Lol this woman has given up on finding someone she really wants, but knows that when push comes to shove, she’ll find someone “good enough.” Guaranteed

  • stolen-username
    3 points Aug 17,2019, 7:16pm

    Why not give her a chance later? She's clearly not feeling well.

  • its_going_down_
    3 points Aug 17,2019, 7:23pm

    Ok, the questions you're asking are very generic IMO. Ideally you ask as little questions as possible, to do so you can simply make assumptions or statements. Focus on improving your texting. At the same time, there are many girls like this on Tinder. But I simply assume that when they act like that, they are not interested. And if it's really their personality, neither am I.

  • ocguy311
    2 points Aug 17,2019, 7:05pm

    Yes but 100% of your matches include your personality.

  • Eyjsjkd35836
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:02pm

    Stop being a bitch and see her in person then

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Guys can we save her? :(

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  • anoushka_g
    7 points Aug 17,2019, 12:57pm

    I would, just especially because of her name

  • deadlylovers
    6 points Aug 17,2019, 12:53pm

    I would

  • Salarmot
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:31pm

    India is a shitty place. Fuck arranged marriages and fuck the parents who organise them

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  • anoushka_g
    7 points Aug 17,2019, 12:57pm

    I would, just especially because of her name

  • deadlylovers
    6 points Aug 17,2019, 12:53pm

    I would

  • Salarmot
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:31pm

    India is a shitty place. Fuck arranged marriages and fuck the parents who organise them

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Where are the nipples?!

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  • gofyourselftoo
    5 points Aug 17,2019, 7:18pm

    It looks like she airbrushes them out

  • erbcalb
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 7:51pm

    Looks like someone photoshopped an ass onto her chest haha

  • p0cah0ntas_
    2 points Aug 17,2019, 7:28pm

    Ombré boobs

  • AbeeLinkin
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:26pm

    If you think about it it’s actually pretty ingenious. She can’t get banned since no nipples pics are posted. Also nipple-less breast looks freaky

  • justgot86d
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:31pm

    Whatever, send her my way

  • zuzg
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:03pm

    There is a subreddit for this but I forget the name. Naked woman Photoshopped into "Barbie doll" body's without nipples buttholes or anything.

    Damnit

  • RanSwansan
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:24pm
  • ocguy311
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 7:18pm

    More importantly, is it a human with a dog filter, or a dog with a human filter???

  • r4zrbl4de
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:09pm

    She may be a breast cancer survivor who lost them in surgery

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  • gofyourselftoo
    5 points Aug 17,2019, 7:18pm

    It looks like she airbrushes them out

  • erbcalb
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 7:51pm

    Looks like someone photoshopped an ass onto her chest haha

  • p0cah0ntas_
    2 points Aug 17,2019, 7:28pm

    Ombré boobs

  • bneinei
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:20pm

    So many filters she disappeared her own nips

  • AbeeLinkin
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:26pm

    If you think about it it’s actually pretty ingenious. She can’t get banned since no nipples pics are posted. Also nipple-less breast looks freaky

  • justgot86d
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:31pm

    Whatever, send her my way

  • zuzg
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:03pm

    There is a subreddit for this but I forget the name. Naked woman Photoshopped into "Barbie doll" body's without nipples buttholes or anything.

    Damnit

  • RanSwansan
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:24pm
  • ocguy311
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 7:18pm

    More importantly, is it a human with a dog filter, or a dog with a human filter???

  • r4zrbl4de
    1 points Aug 17,2019, 8:09pm

    She may be a breast cancer survivor who lost them in surgery