Thought that was a man being attacked by a hippo.
Nice booty shot
“Let’s go surfing,” they said. “It will be fun,” they said.
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Who’s the dumbass that didn’t get out of the way?Then again, why didn’t the guy steer out of the way
Are those monkey’s eyes? Nightmare stuff right here, didn’t need to sleep anyway
Some people pay extra for that sort of thing.
Is no one else concerned about the length of that monkeys tail?
For this who rather not zoom in on a monkey butthole, I don't think it's closed up yet. Now you know.
That is some goddamn good camera work.
I've never seen a tail that long relative to the chassis.
Is that butthole?!?!
Excellent timing! Is it a Dusky Langur Monkey? It’s eyes sure look like it is.
There’s a real danger of shit hitting the fan
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey did a little pooh
If you don't like it in your soup
Then don't let monkeys watch you poop
just be thankful he didn’t crap in his hand and throw it at you
I think you misunderstood. Its actually a minigame and if you catch the poop on your plate you are entitled to a free appetizer.
Omg, that’s disgusting and shockingly huge considering the size of the monkey.
And that kids is how half the world died of plague 2.0
Why does that monkey have googley eyes?
Why does he have cartoon eyes and an absurdly long tail
“Who ordered a hot dog”
"3 out of 5 stars. The food was good but the seasoning seemed a bit too earthy."
OP, you have got to post this to r/Funny.
Nah, thats new tail.
It looks like a muppet.
What's with the crazy long tail.
Why is the money wearing googly eyes
Top 10 photos taken right before disaster
That monkey is getting enough fibre in his diet 👍
That is longest tail I've ever seen...r/ConfusingPerspective
Where was this at?
"Stick around" - A. Schwarzenegger
When Disney animatronics go rogue.
The fiber on this one
It’s clearly this chap https://youtu.be/N-EjnE6hBAI
That looks like a stuffed monkey and also somehow stuffed poop
Looks like the last time I did LSD
It looks like a fucking muppet
What the frick are those eyes XD
That tail is used for balance, but the size of that shit is very likely to set off his whole sense of balance now.
My favorite day at work was still the day that a bird got into our veranda just to fly around for a bit, shit on someone’s lunch and then fly out.
This is the kind of content I came here to see.
Jesus christ it looks like a fucking muppet
Looks like a fuckin Furbie
What a piece of shit!
Yeah that's not the scariest goddamn thing I've ever seen...
Most people think that monkey's just don't give a shit. Here's proof that they are wrong.
I’m Pickle Riiiiiiiiiick!
Okay but is that his tail that’s super long and hanging off the board cause if so then GOD DAMN THATS A LONG TAIL
Yeah...no. Not interested in visiting any location with free roaming monkeys.
Talk about a log cabin
Anime monkeys irl
Just another Reddit r/shitpost.
This monkey is a Dusky Langur
Edit: yes, I hold monkeys to high standards
No picture of post impact down below?
ETA: looks like a cucumber dropping.
That spoiler makes he falcon look so ricey.
Yo dawg. I heard you like flying, so I put a bird on your bird so you can fly while you fly
Redwing blackbird: Not putting up with your shit!!! *Attack!
Oh, look. A government drone carrying a defective drone!
I live in a high hawk /falcon populated area, and I see this happening all the time! It’s so hilarious when you see a flock of little birds dive bombing the predators. They’re like WE WILL NOT BE A VICTIM! 🤣
Redwing blackbird and appears to be a red-tail hawk
I'll be arriving on the 4:30 unless there's a rabbit
Yes. Yes it sure is
Falcor the luck falcon
Actually birds do this all the time it’s to conserve energy
KarenThe fucking kids
This is how they recharge the drones in mid flight, just like refueling planes.
And this boys and girls are how Hybrids are made..
Small bird: Aight
straighten up and fly right
That reminds me of the story, a small bird was challenging a bigger bird in flying high. I don’t know where it is from though anymore.
Onward noble steed!
That’s why you have flash sync speeds given...
Bonus points to anyone who can identify the castle!
Edit: this was in 2013 so I don't actually remember where it is.
It's a girlllllll
Is that Hila Klein?
I think he knocked down a guy as well,look down
Love that you can see the grin on their face under the helmet
I'm pretty sure that's Hila.
It’s particularly great because that person will (probably) never know what a perfect shot that actually was.
Sometimes I see a photo like this and wonder if it's even possible to track down the rider if I really wanted to. Like if I dedicated my life to finding out who this girl was would I ever get anywhere with it? Where would i even start?
Recreate the scene,
Start asking around.
Pump op for information on anything they can remember like the type of bike and promptly hit a dead end.
A girl on a motorbike photobombed just as I took a picture of our group at Warwick Castle - FTFY
But, that's not Maradona
he kinda look like the immortal ricardo milos
Right near my home!! I can’t believe I recognised it seeing as last time I went there I was seven. Good memories :))
I don't know enough to answer you yet!
I tell the story to them. God speed.
I’m pretty sure this is a rare Jake Gyllenhaal sighting.
i smell a meme format
Did you print this on canvas and is hanging on the wall somewhere?
Happy Seb is the guy on crutches.
looks like hk from h3
Steve O’s sister?
That looks exactly like Paul Walker’s eyes, eye brows, facial expressions (what you can see anyways), and he did that gesture a lot! Idk what date this in 2013 but check to see if he would have been in that same area at the same time because that would be truly fantastic!! @RhineReviews
Fuck me, right?
Anyone else see Billie Eilish eyes?
This picture has meme potential
Is...Is that Michael reeves on the right ?
Little do you know that the photobomber was Steve-O himself.
That’s what photobombed mean
Theory: This family was actually photobombed by Steve-O
I love how everyone blatantly ignores the can of dip in the breast pocket.
It looks like a female biker?
I’m not sure I would even be mad
What kind of camera? Any kind of action shot become a blurry mess for me.
We got the last laugh though as he directly afterwards hit a lamp post and we all gleefully ran over and kicked him to death
British food isn't that bad.
You were lucky to get such great weather, that's rare in London.
This looks like it could be an album cover
Looks like you're working on your David Lee Roth high kicks, keep it up!
The Ministry of Silly Walkshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ministry_of_Silly_Walks
Frame this. Hang it in your home.
You remind me of Ben Stiller in.. almost any movie he's starred in. This looked like it could've been a promo poster of a new film of his.
"Ben Stiller is a down-on-his-luck accountant seeking meaning in his life in the new dramedy Rainy Days in May. In theatres Jan. 2020."
That's a long way to go just to eat shit...
That look of determination though, like “imma fawk this sidewalk up”
I'm dancing in the rain
I go running there. You are not the first, nor will you be the last, it’s slippy as shit
Are you Eric Andre?
We traveled 5 days in France and 5 in England. We got fantastic food everywhere in France. England wasn’t bad but never as good. Like USA, you had to know where the exceptional places are. Which we didn’t. In France, even gas stations along the highways had beautiful pastries!!
I think i just gave you your first upvote
That can't be London it isn't currently raining
The Hispaniola still there to this day. My old workplace threw a Christmas dinner party there once.
Embankment can be pretty slippery when wet but it’s a nice road to walk along at sunrise or sunset
I'm sorry, but what am I looking at? The picture's kind of dark, I can't tell.
Did he survive ?
The food can't be that bad in London.
this deserves a medal, but alas I am too poor. Please take my very high snickers and giggles as gratitude :)
I remember this post from 4 years ago
I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...
It's called Black Pudding, but it does indeed taste like shit.
How was the shit prepared? Was it any good?
the rain is natural selection over here
Mid to late nineties r/fakealbumcovers
the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker.
one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history
Looks like a Soul Train move.
Vene, vidi, vici for the 21st century
Do be doo, doo bee do bee do doooo
I can hear Eric Andre's commercial break music playing
I am amazed by your determination to just eat s**t in London and come back home.....
Man, just photoshop a brolly and some gumboots in and you're singin' in the rain.
Isn’t this one of the locations where they filled the first episode of season 1 of Doctor Who with Christopher Eccleston?
This is a still from r/perfectlycutscreams
No one is gonna mention whatever is happening in the background on the left (flying doggo?) or the fact that a woman is effortlessly running the same street in the background on the right?
That's going to hurt
Bro, You’re full of shit. No one actually slips with their legs swung above their heads... That’s acting that started since the silent film era.
Please someone photoshop this on the staircase from the Joker....or from the Netflix Doc, The Staircase.
hahah! reminded me of this: https://nunomiguelcosta.com
"Anything to declare?" - "Yeah. Don't go to England. "
Did you survive?
The difference a comma would have made!
Customs Agent: do you have anything to declare?
Cousin Avi: yeah, don't go to England
Did you trip on your way to the shit restaurant?
Given the food there, you ate shit in more ways than one.
That's all they serve I've heard. Did you try the raw blood pudding with crushed calf testicles? It's a tasty way to start the day.
It's actually called bangers and mash.
Brolly in hand too. rip.
One hour has passed and there's not one shitty comment. I'm impressed.
This won't get as many upvotes because they're in hijabs
I mean, probably not at all.
What is going to hurt?
It's water lol...
For a second there I kicked logic out of my mind and imagined him break dancing on top of the water.
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