PerfectTiming

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Petting the dolphin

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • backwerksolarium
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:41pm

    Oh boy the dolphins are flying high today

COMMENTS

  • backwerksolarium
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:41pm

    Oh boy the dolphins are flying high today

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The moment a gull stoke my son’s lunch

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • BadKarmaGuye
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 6:51am

    Poor guy, resorts to eating his own hand.

  • Reklaw_27
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 2:31pm

    The poor kid didn't even have time to realize his lunch was gone

  • theDoctorAteMyBaby
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:57pm

    Pretty sure I've seen this before...

COMMENTS

  • BadKarmaGuye
    6 points Mar 25,2019, 6:51am

    Poor guy, resorts to eating his own hand.

  • Reklaw_27
    2 points Mar 25,2019, 2:31pm

    The poor kid didn't even have time to realize his lunch was gone

  • theDoctorAteMyBaby
    1 points Mar 25,2019, 6:57pm

    Pretty sure I've seen this before...

  • StuPendisdick
    -3 points Mar 25,2019, 7:08am

    Vermin in the sky.

    Extermination is in order for the entire useless species.

    Rats with wings.

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Falling off a swing

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • RobbyTheRedneck
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 9:05am

    cue the screaming!

  • GlitterberrySoup
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 7:47pm

    Aww I feel bad but this is actually a very good picture

COMMENTS

  • RobbyTheRedneck
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 9:05am

    cue the screaming!

  • GlitterberrySoup
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 7:47pm

    Aww I feel bad but this is actually a very good picture

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Squirrel using The Force

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • stormbornyoyo
    12 points Mar 24,2019, 6:17am

    r/photoshopbattles would enjoy this

  • --cheese--
    5 points Mar 24,2019, 6:21am

    This is nuts!

    Um, I mean, this is pine cones!

  • FreshPrinceAV
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 6:43am
  • BOrEING747
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:07am

    NUT WARS EPISODE 2

    The Battle In The Snow

  • Productpusher
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:22am

    Guy on the left should be in the thriller video

  • FollowerofYHWH
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:49am

    To me it looks like a game-winning touchdown grab

  • Hunterrose242
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:55am

    How could an untrained Force user like squirrel win a fight against battle hardened, Jedi and Sith trained warrior squirrel.

    And don’t give me ‘hE WAs iNjuRed!’ line!

    smh

  • BaBonkers
    0 points Mar 24,2019, 6:56am

    I dont think Force™ was involved. I'm sure the Flying squirrel wanted the cone for himself and when they were both pulling the cone for themselves, first owner of the cone was like "ahh, fuck it!" And the other one was still pulling and slipped.

COMMENTS

  • stormbornyoyo
    12 points Mar 24,2019, 6:17am

    r/photoshopbattles would enjoy this

  • --cheese--
    5 points Mar 24,2019, 6:21am

    This is nuts!

    Um, I mean, this is pine cones!

  • FreshPrinceAV
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 6:43am
  • ColaJake
    3 points Mar 24,2019, 6:46am

    Bring me the pine cone

  • BOrEING747
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:07am

    NUT WARS EPISODE 2

    The Battle In The Snow

  • Productpusher
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:22am

    Guy on the left should be in the thriller video

  • FollowerofYHWH
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:49am

    To me it looks like a game-winning touchdown grab

  • Hunterrose242
    1 points Mar 24,2019, 8:55am

    How could an untrained Force user like squirrel win a fight against battle hardened, Jedi and Sith trained warrior squirrel.

    And don’t give me ‘hE WAs iNjuRed!’ line!

    smh

  • BaBonkers
    0 points Mar 24,2019, 6:56am

    I dont think Force™ was involved. I'm sure the Flying squirrel wanted the cone for himself and when they were both pulling the cone for themselves, first owner of the cone was like "ahh, fuck it!" And the other one was still pulling and slipped.

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Moments Before Drunk Gorilla Punches Cameraman

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • Traditional_Size
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 1:38pm

    so this is the photo that guy took before Connor McGregor was arrested?

  • b5leazy
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 1:18pm

    I always forget we aren’t the only ones that get drunk lol, animals will eat fermented fruit that obviously has creating alcohol in it but my question is will apes do it more so on purpose? Or is not pleasurable to them as it is to us and it just happens accidentally? •_•

  • Chris-P-Pickle
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 1:57pm

    No, that’s just my dad

  • Goyteamsix
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 2:33pm
  • JunglePygmy
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 2:41pm

    That’s a tiny little fist that gorilla has for such a big arm!

  • hundreddollarman
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 2:49pm

    “For Harambe!”

  • MasterTvon
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 11:25am

    Dam, did he survive?

  • apocalipto9
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 1:42pm

    somebody put a violent pepe on his face

COMMENTS

  • m0ntsn0w0
    51 points Mar 19,2019, 10:59pm

    The article: https://www.catersnews.com/stories/animals/go-ape-unlucky-photographer-gets-punched-by-lairy-gorilla-drunk-from-eating-bamboo-shoots/

    EDIT: Lots of conflicting articles. Some say the gorilla was high on sugar. Either way, the gorilla punches cameraman while he was taking a photo.

  • rodger_r
    18 points Mar 20,2019, 12:25pm

    the camera survived. the cameraman got picked up and thrown somewhere over the horizon.

  • thoraxe08
    21 points Mar 20,2019, 12:41pm

    Um is that a baby fist in his elbow or

  • Schnitzelmann7
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 1:34pm

    sumsmash

  • Traditional_Size
    2 points Mar 20,2019, 1:38pm

    so this is the photo that guy took before Connor McGregor was arrested?

  • b5leazy
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 1:18pm

    I always forget we aren’t the only ones that get drunk lol, animals will eat fermented fruit that obviously has creating alcohol in it but my question is will apes do it more so on purpose? Or is not pleasurable to them as it is to us and it just happens accidentally? •_•

  • Chris-P-Pickle
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 1:57pm

    No, that’s just my dad

  • Goyteamsix
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 2:33pm
  • JunglePygmy
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 2:41pm

    That’s a tiny little fist that gorilla has for such a big arm!

  • hundreddollarman
    1 points Mar 20,2019, 2:49pm

    “For Harambe!”

  • MasterTvon
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 11:25am

    Dam, did he survive?

  • apocalipto9
    0 points Mar 20,2019, 1:42pm

    somebody put a violent pepe on his face

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Football on a end zone pylon

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • Thejaeti
    215 points Mar 19,2019, 9:24am

    I think the real perfect timing is that they managed to catch a Titan in the endzone.

  • Lump182
    79 points Mar 19,2019, 11:02am

    This is even more impressive when you realise it's from a promotional shoot and they had to hold that pose for about 15 minutes whilst the photographer got the lighting right. True athletes.

  • sixft7in
    12 points Mar 19,2019, 11:33am

    Build more pylons.

  • SeanyJuevos
    2 points Mar 19,2019, 8:04pm

    Fumble/ possession chiefs

  • agent-orange-juice
    6 points Mar 19,2019, 12:10pm

    man that thing looks like a major injury waiting to happen

  • bwgarlick
    3 points Mar 19,2019, 12:23pm
  • Drewlaw7
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 5:01pm

    Great f shot!!

  • namhob
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 6:29pm

    "Just gonna put that right there..."

  • ThePotatoFreak
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 7:02pm

    Sports ball.

  • mjoseff
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 7:48pm
  • guccicobain902
    -16 points Mar 19,2019, 10:11am

    I like my perfect timing photos to have a bit of luck or chance to them. There is no luck in this photo, a camera man is paid to be in that exact spot taking video which they go through frame by frame for the best photo. This type of play is also not rare and one of these photos is always produced

  • talondigital
    -23 points Mar 19,2019, 10:22am

    Realistically, i dont see control of the ball, and its likely to end up an incomplete catch.

COMMENTS

  • Thejaeti
    215 points Mar 19,2019, 9:24am

    I think the real perfect timing is that they managed to catch a Titan in the endzone.

  • Lump182
    79 points Mar 19,2019, 11:02am

    This is even more impressive when you realise it's from a promotional shoot and they had to hold that pose for about 15 minutes whilst the photographer got the lighting right. True athletes.

  • sixft7in
    12 points Mar 19,2019, 11:33am

    Build more pylons.

  • Kristyyyyyyy
    22 points Mar 19,2019, 10:35am

    So is it in or is it out?

  • SeanyJuevos
    2 points Mar 19,2019, 8:04pm

    Fumble/ possession chiefs

  • agent-orange-juice
    6 points Mar 19,2019, 12:10pm

    man that thing looks like a major injury waiting to happen

  • bwgarlick
    3 points Mar 19,2019, 12:23pm
  • Drewlaw7
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 5:01pm

    Great f shot!!

  • namhob
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 6:29pm

    "Just gonna put that right there..."

  • ThePotatoFreak
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 7:02pm

    Sports ball.

  • mjoseff
    1 points Mar 19,2019, 7:48pm
  • guccicobain902
    -16 points Mar 19,2019, 10:11am

    I like my perfect timing photos to have a bit of luck or chance to them. There is no luck in this photo, a camera man is paid to be in that exact spot taking video which they go through frame by frame for the best photo. This type of play is also not rare and one of these photos is always produced

  • talondigital
    -23 points Mar 19,2019, 10:22am

    Realistically, i dont see control of the ball, and its likely to end up an incomplete catch.

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The benefit of a full-face helmet

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • BeerGrinch
    39 points Mar 16,2019, 12:11pm

    R/fullscorpion

  • E_N_Turnip
    20 points Mar 16,2019, 5:37pm

    "I love helmets!"

  • DamonSeed
    14 points Mar 16,2019, 3:28pm

    that Leatt Brace around his neck is going to save his day just about equally, I'd think :)

  • isanyonelistening2me
    8 points Mar 16,2019, 6:46pm

    "Upon closer inspection, this is indeed a rock"

  • LifeIsJustADMTTrip
    5 points Mar 16,2019, 6:24pm

    I thought this was a crime scene at first until I saw the sub

  • Velour313
    2 points Mar 16,2019, 6:54pm

    Nice that his friends roped off the rest of the track!

  • RationalHumanist
    1 points Mar 16,2019, 7:00pm

    Is he dead

  • Nyxzola
    1 points Mar 16,2019, 8:27pm

    Face, meet rock. Rock, meet face.

  • Pujiman
    1 points Mar 16,2019, 8:28pm

    Good thing those rocks are covered in moss, should break his fall a little.

  • One-Lonely-Bagel
    -8 points Mar 16,2019, 3:43pm

    down votes the meme so it stays at 69

COMMENTS

  • BeerGrinch
    39 points Mar 16,2019, 12:11pm

    R/fullscorpion

  • E_N_Turnip
    20 points Mar 16,2019, 5:37pm

    "I love helmets!"

  • DamonSeed
    14 points Mar 16,2019, 3:28pm

    that Leatt Brace around his neck is going to save his day just about equally, I'd think :)

  • fitzpame
    11 points Mar 16,2019, 6:00pm

    Is this person...okay?

  • isanyonelistening2me
    8 points Mar 16,2019, 6:46pm

    "Upon closer inspection, this is indeed a rock"

  • LifeIsJustADMTTrip
    5 points Mar 16,2019, 6:24pm

    I thought this was a crime scene at first until I saw the sub

  • Velour313
    2 points Mar 16,2019, 6:54pm

    Nice that his friends roped off the rest of the track!

  • RationalHumanist
    1 points Mar 16,2019, 7:00pm

    Is he dead

  • Nyxzola
    1 points Mar 16,2019, 8:27pm

    Face, meet rock. Rock, meet face.

  • Pujiman
    1 points Mar 16,2019, 8:28pm

    Good thing those rocks are covered in moss, should break his fall a little.

  • One-Lonely-Bagel
    -8 points Mar 16,2019, 3:43pm

    down votes the meme so it stays at 69

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Honey, I forgot my sandwich..

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • williamsburgphoto
    7 points Mar 14,2019, 5:36pm

    I dont think that's how this sub works

COMMENTS

  • williamsburgphoto
    7 points Mar 14,2019, 5:36pm

    I dont think that's how this sub works

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I was taking a picture of a Suburban who rear ended a bus called the Latino express. When the real Latino express drove by.

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • PhotorazonCannon
    50 points Mar 14,2019, 6:38am

    "Pedro offers you his protection"

  • FriesWithThat
    19 points Mar 14,2019, 7:27am

    All my friends know the low rider

  • macsadu
    10 points Mar 14,2019, 6:31am

    I have nothing to add - I just really enjoyed this.

  • IvoryGuru
    2 points Mar 14,2019, 8:01am

    This is exquisite

  • VodkaRocksAndToast_
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 7:53am

    That’s a Tahoe

  • TheWrongFusebox
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:01am

    I couldn't get away with it, but that is a sweet ride.

  • JayusClips
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:11am

    YO SOY DE RANCHO

  • kredep
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:18am

    ChooChooBueno

  • DukeDijkstra
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:58am

    That ride is sick.

    God, I'm old....

  • FreeWinn
    -4 points Mar 14,2019, 7:56am

    tHATS cRAZTyY MY DUDE

  • Saillight
    -5 points Mar 14,2019, 8:24am

    Low effort Photoshop, just look at the leaves, they haven't moved between the pictures

COMMENTS

  • PhotorazonCannon
    50 points Mar 14,2019, 6:38am

    "Pedro offers you his protection"

  • FriesWithThat
    19 points Mar 14,2019, 7:27am

    All my friends know the low rider

  • macsadu
    10 points Mar 14,2019, 6:31am

    I have nothing to add - I just really enjoyed this.

  • black_flag_4ever
    2 points Mar 14,2019, 7:39am

    That’s a very shiny car.

  • IvoryGuru
    2 points Mar 14,2019, 8:01am

    This is exquisite

  • VodkaRocksAndToast_
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 7:53am

    That’s a Tahoe

  • TheWrongFusebox
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:01am

    I couldn't get away with it, but that is a sweet ride.

  • JayusClips
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:11am

    YO SOY DE RANCHO

  • kredep
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:18am

    ChooChooBueno

  • DukeDijkstra
    1 points Mar 14,2019, 8:58am

    That ride is sick.

    God, I'm old....

  • FreeWinn
    -4 points Mar 14,2019, 7:56am

    tHATS cRAZTyY MY DUDE

  • Saillight
    -5 points Mar 14,2019, 8:24am

    Low effort Photoshop, just look at the leaves, they haven't moved between the pictures

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At exactly 1:23, I was traveling 45mph when my car hit 67890 Miles 😎

Nobody expects the unplanned