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My mother caught my brother trying to love a frog

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Was watching Netflix when this scene came up and lasers hit my lava lamp

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The most appropriate picture I could think to post on my cake day

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Though I didn't expect the ¢ to line up

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COMMENTS

  • surrealandunfamiliar
    1 points Aug 03,2019, 3:32pm

    $12.20 for 2.9 gallons??? dang

  • XepharesII
    -1 points Aug 03,2019, 3:27pm

    Yes I am wearing the granpa sun-blockers. Living near the coast in co2 bouncy-back times is harsh and they are horribly awesome

COMMENTS

  • surrealandunfamiliar
    1 points Aug 03,2019, 3:32pm

    $12.20 for 2.9 gallons??? dang

  • XepharesII
    -1 points Aug 03,2019, 3:27pm

    Yes I am wearing the granpa sun-blockers. Living near the coast in co2 bouncy-back times is harsh and they are horribly awesome

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Trying to take a majestic picture of my beardie. The dog waddled into frame to puke.

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COMMENTS

  • -Miss_Information-
    2 points Jul 31,2019, 7:28pm

    Good lord, that is some neon puke.

  • Jordan901278
    1 points Jul 31,2019, 8:34pm

    even the lizard is like “fuck dude that’s gross you see this shit”

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  • -Miss_Information-
    2 points Jul 31,2019, 7:28pm

    Good lord, that is some neon puke.

  • Jordan901278
    1 points Jul 31,2019, 8:34pm

    even the lizard is like “fuck dude that’s gross you see this shit”

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Stubbing her toe

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See figure 1.A for demonstration

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COMMENTS

  • harmpoen
    5 points Jul 29,2019, 12:27pm

    Well I’m going to need a link to the full picture of that painting.

  • DoggoGamer
    1 points Jul 29,2019, 1:50pm

    Hello fellow Apollo user!

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  • harmpoen
    5 points Jul 29,2019, 12:27pm

    Well I’m going to need a link to the full picture of that painting.

  • DoggoGamer
    1 points Jul 29,2019, 1:50pm

    Hello fellow Apollo user!

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My cousin’s family’s annual photo on the lake when a WWII single engine fighter plane flew over them

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COMMENTS

  • Steve_Danger_Gaming
    15 points Jul 18,2019, 5:19pm

    I wonder if Jared knows he's adopted?

  • deltarefund
    1 points Jul 18,2019, 8:39pm

    So nice they adopted that white boy.

COMMENTS

  • Steve_Danger_Gaming
    15 points Jul 18,2019, 5:19pm

    I wonder if Jared knows he's adopted?

  • deltarefund
    1 points Jul 18,2019, 8:39pm

    So nice they adopted that white boy.

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The number of comments on a marijuana-related post.

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Two arches

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