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Cow

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • a_pinch_of_sarcasm
    3 points Jan 18,2019, 12:04pm

    The fart with it is helping to fee the flames.

  • pokemychino
    1 points Jan 18,2019, 4:25pm

    Brown chicken Brown Cow

  • fartsinscubasuit
    1 points Jan 18,2019, 7:29pm

    I burn your house down and shit on your corpse!

COMMENTS

  • a_pinch_of_sarcasm
    3 points Jan 18,2019, 12:04pm

    The fart with it is helping to fee the flames.

  • pokemychino
    1 points Jan 18,2019, 4:25pm

    Brown chicken Brown Cow

  • fartsinscubasuit
    1 points Jan 18,2019, 7:29pm

    I burn your house down and shit on your corpse!

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That moment the goat rushed head first

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • rosy-palmer
    96 points Jan 17,2019, 9:00am

    Why are there burn / flood marks all over the walls?

  • 16scatmango
    21 points Jan 17,2019, 9:38am

    Did she shart

  • jacuzzipuma
    6 points Jan 17,2019, 10:46am

    Goat simulator 3.0

  • Sc2copter
    5 points Jan 17,2019, 9:11am

    Gawd... the overwatch meta is bleeding into the real world :(

  • Stwike_Him_Centuwion
    2 points Jan 17,2019, 11:45am

    So many questions.

  • ThorirTrollBurster
    2 points Jan 17,2019, 11:47am
  • Chaplins_moustache
    2 points Jan 17,2019, 1:24pm

    Well kids, here we are. We’ve arrived; my 30th birthday. The long awaited story of the goat...

  • CodeKraken
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 10:43am

    It's Ren without stimpy

  • anotheredditors
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 10:59am

    So this pic is the motivation for the goat simulator games.

  • BambaiyyaBabu
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 11:30am

    That is one wierd ass dog.

  • MindOfSociopath
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 11:52am

    you should have gone the head

  • Smith-Corona
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 12:39pm

    ...and this is why we can’t have nice things.

  • Imbalancedone
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 3:19pm

    Scared the pants right off her!

  • kendrid
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 3:50pm

    Nice Jazz Hands!

  • Franco_DeMayo
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 4:51pm

    I thought she was mid-air for a second before realizing that she was kneeling...is it just me (I don't have true depth perception, so stuff like this can be tricky)?

  • Fillbe
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 4:55pm

    So much unspoken back story. Such cliffhanger!

  • fundudeonacracker
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:09pm

    Well, it's only an indoors goat.

  • kaylesbury1
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:25pm

    You’ve goat to be kidding me.

  • RonNacho
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:36pm
  • giddyupr4
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:56pm

    As a goat owner, I couldn’t stop laughing! That hit will hurt!!!!

  • Jackryan916
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 6:33pm

    What is going on with the wall? They run sprinklers in doors?

  • real_donald_pump
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 6:47pm
  • ShadowBlade615
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 7:42pm

    And that kids is how I spent my 30th birthday

  • CJ74U2NV
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 1:55pm

    Clean your disgustingly filthy walls.

  • awesomeperson
    -4 points Jan 17,2019, 10:33am
  • shardoughnnay
    0 points Jan 17,2019, 4:16pm

    15 yards, automatic first down! First warning! Dang, I’ve watched too much football!

  • Camusredux
    0 points Jan 17,2019, 4:59pm

    Goat is meat please! It’s not a pet. I repeat, it’s not a pet.

  • Onyx470
    -2 points Jan 17,2019, 10:01am

    Goat simulator : Jewish edition

COMMENTS

  • rosy-palmer
    96 points Jan 17,2019, 9:00am

    Why are there burn / flood marks all over the walls?

  • 16scatmango
    21 points Jan 17,2019, 9:38am

    Did she shart

  • jacuzzipuma
    6 points Jan 17,2019, 10:46am

    Goat simulator 3.0

  • Mungo_Clump
    5 points Jan 17,2019, 10:56am

    WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

  • Sc2copter
    5 points Jan 17,2019, 9:11am

    Gawd... the overwatch meta is bleeding into the real world :(

  • Stwike_Him_Centuwion
    2 points Jan 17,2019, 11:45am

    So many questions.

  • ThorirTrollBurster
    2 points Jan 17,2019, 11:47am
  • Chaplins_moustache
    2 points Jan 17,2019, 1:24pm

    Well kids, here we are. We’ve arrived; my 30th birthday. The long awaited story of the goat...

  • CodeKraken
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 10:43am

    It's Ren without stimpy

  • anotheredditors
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 10:59am

    So this pic is the motivation for the goat simulator games.

  • BambaiyyaBabu
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 11:30am

    That is one wierd ass dog.

  • MindOfSociopath
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 11:52am

    you should have gone the head

  • Smith-Corona
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 12:39pm

    ...and this is why we can’t have nice things.

  • Imbalancedone
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 3:19pm

    Scared the pants right off her!

  • kendrid
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 3:50pm

    Nice Jazz Hands!

  • Franco_DeMayo
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 4:51pm

    I thought she was mid-air for a second before realizing that she was kneeling...is it just me (I don't have true depth perception, so stuff like this can be tricky)?

  • Fillbe
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 4:55pm

    So much unspoken back story. Such cliffhanger!

  • fundudeonacracker
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:09pm

    Well, it's only an indoors goat.

  • kaylesbury1
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:25pm

    You’ve goat to be kidding me.

  • RonNacho
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:36pm
  • giddyupr4
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 5:56pm

    As a goat owner, I couldn’t stop laughing! That hit will hurt!!!!

  • Jackryan916
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 6:33pm

    What is going on with the wall? They run sprinklers in doors?

  • real_donald_pump
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 6:47pm
  • ShadowBlade615
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 7:42pm

    And that kids is how I spent my 30th birthday

  • CJ74U2NV
    1 points Jan 17,2019, 1:55pm

    Clean your disgustingly filthy walls.

  • awesomeperson
    -4 points Jan 17,2019, 10:33am
  • shardoughnnay
    0 points Jan 17,2019, 4:16pm

    15 yards, automatic first down! First warning! Dang, I’ve watched too much football!

  • Camusredux
    0 points Jan 17,2019, 4:59pm

    Goat is meat please! It’s not a pet. I repeat, it’s not a pet.

  • Onyx470
    -2 points Jan 17,2019, 10:01am

    Goat simulator : Jewish edition

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Cosmic Alignment

Nobody expects the unplanned

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aand.. it's over

Nobody expects the unplanned

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Taking a photo with her kid

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • oldschool54
    2 points Dec 22,2018, 7:04pm

    I am going to go out on a limb and say date night probably didn’t happen.

COMMENTS

  • oldschool54
    2 points Dec 22,2018, 7:04pm

    I am going to go out on a limb and say date night probably didn’t happen.

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This eagle

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • ima420r
    1 points Dec 22,2018, 4:46pm

    Awesome!

COMMENTS

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Right before the splash

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • LegendOfSchellda
    6 points Dec 21,2018, 3:16pm

    Record scratch

    I bet you wonder how I got into this mess. Let me take you back to the beginning.

  • TrogdorDasBurninator
    1 points Dec 21,2018, 6:34pm

    My kid literally has those same boots.

COMMENTS

  • LegendOfSchellda
    6 points Dec 21,2018, 3:16pm

    Record scratch

    I bet you wonder how I got into this mess. Let me take you back to the beginning.

  • TrogdorDasBurninator
    1 points Dec 21,2018, 6:34pm

    My kid literally has those same boots.

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The Donna Mae II about to have its left stabilizer struck by a 1,000 lb. bomb from another B-17 over Berlin. May 19, 1944

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • Chogimov
    5 points Dec 13,2018, 4:22pm

    All 11 crewmen were killed.

  • Danclim
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 4:48pm

    Really? They didn’t have time to jump out?!

  • joelpedro16
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 6:30pm

    Sounds like the kind of thing that would happen to a bomber that has a name that ends with “II”.

COMMENTS

  • Chogimov
    5 points Dec 13,2018, 4:22pm

    All 11 crewmen were killed.

  • Danclim
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 4:48pm

    Really? They didn’t have time to jump out?!

  • joelpedro16
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 6:30pm

    Sounds like the kind of thing that would happen to a bomber that has a name that ends with “II”.

  • msdlp
    1 points Dec 13,2018, 7:38pm

    Does anyone understand how they failed to clear the airspace below them before actually dropping bombs. How does this kind of oversight happen? Shirley they had proceedures to ensure this could not happen.

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Loose fit

Nobody expects the unplanned

COMMENTS

  • akcooke
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:50pm

    Double the excitement tho

COMMENTS

  • akcooke
    1 points Dec 12,2018, 5:50pm

    Double the excitement tho

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SEND IT, BUD!!

Nobody expects the unplanned