If this guy isn’t Texan, I don’t know what is.
The real question is if he kept the floatie when the chute opened
I don't know much about skydiving, but that parachute pack seems really loose on him. Fuck it, MURICA!
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Where the hell is Major Kong!?!?
How did that hat stay on
Humans are so fucking crazy lmfao
Got some Dr. Strangelove vibes
Garth Brooks “Rodeo” plays in background.
Would have been even better if it were a nuke like in Dr. Strangelove.
He doesn’t have a chute, he’s just going to land in a lake on that floatie.
ngl that looks really cool and I'd love to use one of those while skydiving
Holy fuck. For a second I asked “WHY WOULD HE TAKE HIS BULLDOG SKYDIVING AND STRAP IT IN LIKE THAT???”
Then the coffee hit me. It’s too early in the morning for reddit for me I think.
Should have had an inflatable nuclear bomb and ride it Slim Pickens style.
Real Texans would skydive on an actual bull. Fake.
The thumbnail looked like an uncircumcised penis with bull horns.
Bruh for a split second I legit thought they just yeeted a cow out of a plane
Should been a nuke
They started with platic on land then in the ocean and now its even in the sky?!
I think this isn't his first rodeo...
God bless this man!
How the fuck did that hat stay on?
It’s amazing how far inner-tube technology has come
How big of a pool floaty would you need to successfully land with out a parachute?
Him and his inflate-a-date are having a grand old time. Yee Haw!!
Damn right! This dude figured out how to add even more random plastic garbage in to environment. I'm sure that a Bison or Bald Eagle will rally benefit from getting tangled in to that shit once he is done with it.
When my dad was doing his final jump in the military to get his skydiving cert (cant remember what specifically its called), he said as he was standing at the end of the plane getting ready to jump, one of the instructors bullrushed him from behind and road him like a bull for a couple thousand feet before separating and pulling chutes. Evidently it was a pretty standard ritual for people finishing the training.
People need to stop eating that shit. Put those fucks out of business.
This is nothing to be proud of America
Does coffee count as fast food? I might eat fast food once a month, but I spend $2-$5 on coffee everyday. I guess I’m just above the average American...
Welcome home, patriot!
Welcome home brother! May the new year bring you more happiness and joy. 🇺🇸
I don't upvote much, but when I do, it's another human being becoming a patriotic American. Welcome sir.
Welcome home, my newfound brother
Hell yes!!! Congrats and welcome brother!
Congrats :D 🇺🇸
Welcome! And congratulations
That is fantastic. Congratulations on both.
Red, White, and Blue upon a birthday cake!
Happy to have you! Welcome home!
Welcome home brother!! God bless you and your beautiful stallion of a son!!
Congrats brother, Welcome!
Congratulations, god bless America!
We are glad you could join the great state of MURICA
Super cool, congrats on becoming a citizen and the cute baby!
Welcome to America!!
Your kid is adorable too 😍
May you enjoy the sweetest fruits of this land!!! Success to you and your family, fellow citizen!!!
Awesome! Welcome to America!
Welcome Home 🇺🇸
Welcome to the best country in the world!!
As a fellow American, if you dont blow something up on the fourth of july, regardless of whether it's legal where you live, I'm officially revoking you're citizenship. Other than that welcome, glad to have you.
Sikh beard, bro
Your kid is adorable oh my goodness
WELCOME HOME BROTHA
Congratulations! May I ask your country of origin?
Your beard is magnificent.
Get you a man who looks at you like OP’s kid looks at the American flag
This country needs great fathers like you. Congratulations!
Welcome home, new brother.
Welcome to America!! It's not perfect but it's damn sure the best around.
Beautiful baby as well!
Congratulations, fellow American! Glad to have you.
fuck yes! live your best life my fellow murican
Where are you from originally? I'm not trying to Offend you (If you even are Offended) I'm just a curious mutherfucker. You look like you could be a Pashtun or a Tajik maybe even Northern Indian, Southern European, or Latin American. It doesnt matter you're Merican now.
you didn't have a baby, you're a fucking male
We accept her, we accept her! One of us, one of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!
Welcome to the family!
Begin by posting this kinda shit elsewhere
Truly great “murican” right there /s
Those tires are on backwards
This just makes me sad. I would be ecstatic to have that body
It looks like a funeral pyre.
Someone should tell him his window is down before it snows.
Can y’all share with the rest of us?
IMHO and I don’t very much about it, but I think there needs to be a much more solid and easier way for our vets to transition to civilian life. I mean career/job wise.
Most of the vets I talked to were working some lame security job barely making above minimum wage.
Can't wait to join once I graduate
Unless the president orders them to flee the region and let all the terrorists go. Sadly they have to obey.
Unfortunately, it's the taxes that made this American...
Made with Love in New York City, New Jersey & Monterrey, Mexico.