GrandTheftAutoV

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I got this Phoenix without spoiler on the streets. Rare ? (potato pic sry)

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COMMENTS

  • TheyDid4Already
    6 points Dec 17,2017, 11:58am

    Not really. You can glitch the spoiler off a regular Phoenix if you do the spoiler glitch.

  • Piti899
    4 points Dec 17,2017, 12:28pm

    ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS

COMMENTS

  • TheyDid4Already
    6 points Dec 17,2017, 11:58am

    Not really. You can glitch the spoiler off a regular Phoenix if you do the spoiler glitch.

  • Piti899
    4 points Dec 17,2017, 12:28pm

    ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS

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[Help] How do I get this to go away? I'm on Xbox One.

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COMMENTS

  • zombieslayer3729
    11 points Dec 17,2017, 3:26pm

    You press A

  • Psychko
    5 points Dec 17,2017, 3:29pm

    Check that your Xbox Live subscription is up to date, an expired Gold account is the most common reason for this error message.

    If you're subscription is current, clear your cache.

    Go to your dashboard > Settings > All Settings > Networking > Network Settings > Advanced Settings > Alternate MAC Address > Clear > Restart

COMMENTS

  • zombieslayer3729
    11 points Dec 17,2017, 3:26pm

    You press A

  • Psychko
    5 points Dec 17,2017, 3:29pm

    Check that your Xbox Live subscription is up to date, an expired Gold account is the most common reason for this error message.

    If you're subscription is current, clear your cache.

    Go to your dashboard > Settings > All Settings > Networking > Network Settings > Advanced Settings > Alternate MAC Address > Clear > Restart

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Fucking. Horse. Dick.

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COMMENTS

  • solidstatemasterrace
    165 points Dec 17,2017, 3:03am

    shoot the Bogdan, he talks too long

  • unknown3538
    80 points Dec 17,2017, 6:54am

    That is genuine depression

  • ShaneH7646
    46 points Dec 17,2017, 8:29am

    What mission is this and can I get to it without spending a decade getting money from previous repetitive missions or going bankrupt irl or having friends who are willing to do the previously mentioned things?

  • rastacola
    10 points Dec 17,2017, 9:03am

    FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS!

  • Shamr0ck
    3 points Dec 17,2017, 2:38pm

    Is your controller and/or tv still in one piece?

  • rustycherry
    7 points Dec 17,2017, 9:16am

    Horsedick.mpeg

  • BrosenkranzKeef
    2 points Dec 17,2017, 6:59pm

    Hell yeah, $475k, you can almost buy nothing with that!

  • hucklesberry
    2 points Dec 17,2017, 11:11am

    Seems like a shit payout to me. You got yourself a quarter of a new super car!

  • anonymau5
    0 points Dec 17,2017, 9:12am

    They rather you buy shark cards

  • deleted
    -44 points Dec 17,2017, 11:45am

    [removed]

  • CodBeserkerBeast
    -10 points Dec 17,2017, 9:42am

    That's right boi

COMMENTS

  • solidstatemasterrace
    165 points Dec 17,2017, 3:03am

    shoot the Bogdan, he talks too long

  • unknown3538
    80 points Dec 17,2017, 6:54am

    That is genuine depression

  • ShaneH7646
    46 points Dec 17,2017, 8:29am

    What mission is this and can I get to it without spending a decade getting money from previous repetitive missions or going bankrupt irl or having friends who are willing to do the previously mentioned things?

  • Sutarmekeg
    14 points Dec 17,2017, 9:00am

    Damn, two seconds over.

  • rastacola
    10 points Dec 17,2017, 9:03am

    FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS!

  • Shamr0ck
    3 points Dec 17,2017, 2:38pm

    Is your controller and/or tv still in one piece?

  • rustycherry
    7 points Dec 17,2017, 9:16am

    Horsedick.mpeg

  • BrosenkranzKeef
    2 points Dec 17,2017, 6:59pm

    Hell yeah, $475k, you can almost buy nothing with that!

  • hucklesberry
    2 points Dec 17,2017, 11:11am

    Seems like a shit payout to me. You got yourself a quarter of a new super car!

  • anonymau5
    0 points Dec 17,2017, 9:12am

    They rather you buy shark cards

  • deleted
    -44 points Dec 17,2017, 11:45am

    [removed]

  • CodBeserkerBeast
    -10 points Dec 17,2017, 9:42am

    That's right boi

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Such a beauty

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COMMENTS

  • DoctorDeath
    3 points Dec 15,2017, 12:14pm

    This truck is cool and fast and looks good but it gets caught on EVERYTHING! Even when you leave the suspension stock!

  • cafebrad
    1 points Dec 15,2017, 4:21pm

    Love this thing

COMMENTS

  • DoctorDeath
    3 points Dec 15,2017, 12:14pm

    This truck is cool and fast and looks good but it gets caught on EVERYTHING! Even when you leave the suspension stock!

  • cafebrad
    1 points Dec 15,2017, 4:21pm

    Love this thing

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Yet another reason to love the Deluxo

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COMMENTS

  • Wunder_Steam
    52 points Dec 14,2017, 1:52am

    Now the real question... Does it work on players?

  • KrAzYkArL18769
    13 points Dec 14,2017, 9:35am

    Still bothers me that the tires don't turn completely sideways. Must've been to prevent copyright infringement.

  • Carniemanpartdeux
    20 points Dec 14,2017, 5:10am

    I met this kid on a greyhound, he had his laptop with him and he showed me the vice city mod he said he created. It was a fully functional flying delorian, it could leave burning tracks in the sky and everything. It just happened to be buggy, it would crash the game sometimes when it time travelled. Did he write that or is that a popular mod for that game?

  • Ph__drums
    1 points Dec 14,2017, 10:29am

    Cost?

  • Phatte
    -25 points Dec 14,2017, 6:50am

    Yet another reason to hate what gta has become

  • jamesjames13524
    0 points Dec 14,2017, 12:45pm

    If only I could afford it ;(

  • anonymous_jo
    -142 points Dec 13,2017, 11:58pm

    Because it fucking flies? That’s the only kinda main reason, dipshit.

COMMENTS

  • Wunder_Steam
    52 points Dec 14,2017, 1:52am

    Now the real question... Does it work on players?

  • KrAzYkArL18769
    13 points Dec 14,2017, 9:35am

    Still bothers me that the tires don't turn completely sideways. Must've been to prevent copyright infringement.

  • Carniemanpartdeux
    20 points Dec 14,2017, 5:10am

    I met this kid on a greyhound, he had his laptop with him and he showed me the vice city mod he said he created. It was a fully functional flying delorian, it could leave burning tracks in the sky and everything. It just happened to be buggy, it would crash the game sometimes when it time travelled. Did he write that or is that a popular mod for that game?

  • bakercameron199
    3 points Dec 14,2017, 9:20am

    Seems a little dated! What year is this, 2015??

  • Ph__drums
    1 points Dec 14,2017, 10:29am

    Cost?

  • Phatte
    -25 points Dec 14,2017, 6:50am

    Yet another reason to hate what gta has become

  • jamesjames13524
    0 points Dec 14,2017, 12:45pm

    If only I could afford it ;(

  • anonymous_jo
    -142 points Dec 13,2017, 11:58pm

    Because it fucking flies? That’s the only kinda main reason, dipshit.

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What we really need in GTA V

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COMMENTS

  • Blondude
    216 points Dec 12,2017, 9:42pm

    Introducing the new Rocket Phantom, only $7,000,000!

  • SEEENRULEZ
    143 points Dec 12,2017, 11:08pm

    I mean, at this point, Jesus Christ, why the fuck not?

  • the_friendly_one
    40 points Dec 12,2017, 11:42pm

    Imagine towing your MOC with that.

  • IAmSpadeAndIDoStuff
    46 points Dec 12,2017, 11:24pm

    Given how much GTA 5 is like Saints Row at this point, sure. Why not? It will cost you $875 USD in shark cards to get it though.

  • MilhouseJr
    19 points Dec 13,2017, 12:42am

    "We already have smoke trai-- oh hell yes"

  • ThatOneRH1N0
    3 points Dec 12,2017, 11:37pm

    Shockwave for GTA V!

  • Cornbread52
    3 points Dec 13,2017, 5:54am

    I was thinking single player DLC

  • ThorOfTheAsgard
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 12:54am

    It would need missiles, too.

  • zrowny
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 3:31am

    Anyone else spend days trying to finish this in FSX?

  • Bad_Elephant
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 9:17am

    I’ve seen this truck in person run at a drag strip. Easily the loudest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. It’s got 737 engines if I remember right and when the guy gunned it it sounded like somebody was screaming inside my ears. Man it was cool.

  • CYRIAQU3
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 10:23am

    Or you know... less loading time

  • Roadman90
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 12:58am
  • LogicalHa2ard
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 6:42am

    Where is this video from, anyone have the source?

  • Dev_iLL_DAREd
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 8:14am

    Add a Snow Plow to the front and I'm in. The Mythbusters made one like that. https://media.giphy.com/media/TdmQyIg3rkiBi/giphy.gif

  • Cagi
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 10:13am

    Forza: Combined Arms

  • Wally450
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 10:54am

    I wish they'd have Race Wars like in Fast & the Furious. Just straight line drag races.

  • krzysd
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 11:04am

    Single player expansion they promised?

  • Beastabuelos
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 11:41am

    I'd pay a mil for it

  • ELITExKILLER
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 12:05pm

    With a ramp on the front.

  • Allta
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 12:06pm

    Saw it in person when I was a kid. It's fucking nuts. I'm also pretty sure I have a thunderbirds & blue Angels poster signed by most of the pilots at the time. I love airshows.

  • TheRealGaycob
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 4:25pm

    It would prolly go up in smoke after only hitting a few cars just like the Phantom wedge....... Where is the fun in that?

  • Wolf-S305
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 2:38am

    At a low low price of $10,000,000

  • MinerAssassin246
    0 points Dec 12,2017, 10:47pm

    Um yes

  • rugi92
    0 points Dec 12,2017, 10:47pm

    Who "we"?

  • Lord_Augastus
    -3 points Dec 13,2017, 2:35am

    yeah because three other jet powered vehicles and a truck with a ramp attached to the front just isn't fun enough....

COMMENTS

  • Blondude
    216 points Dec 12,2017, 9:42pm

    Introducing the new Rocket Phantom, only $7,000,000!

  • SEEENRULEZ
    143 points Dec 12,2017, 11:08pm

    I mean, at this point, Jesus Christ, why the fuck not?

  • the_friendly_one
    40 points Dec 12,2017, 11:42pm

    Imagine towing your MOC with that.

  • TheSteamAtlas
    29 points Dec 13,2017, 12:50am

    "Oh yeah, a lot of people have brought up the idea of the duster dropping poison gas/pesticides and I think it could..."

    "What the hell?"

  • IAmSpadeAndIDoStuff
    46 points Dec 12,2017, 11:24pm

    Given how much GTA 5 is like Saints Row at this point, sure. Why not? It will cost you $875 USD in shark cards to get it though.

  • MilhouseJr
    19 points Dec 13,2017, 12:42am

    "We already have smoke trai-- oh hell yes"

  • ThatOneRH1N0
    3 points Dec 12,2017, 11:37pm

    Shockwave for GTA V!

  • Cornbread52
    3 points Dec 13,2017, 5:54am

    I was thinking single player DLC

  • ThorOfTheAsgard
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 12:54am

    It would need missiles, too.

  • zrowny
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 3:31am

    Anyone else spend days trying to finish this in FSX?

  • Bad_Elephant
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 9:17am

    I’ve seen this truck in person run at a drag strip. Easily the loudest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. It’s got 737 engines if I remember right and when the guy gunned it it sounded like somebody was screaming inside my ears. Man it was cool.

  • CYRIAQU3
    2 points Dec 13,2017, 10:23am

    Or you know... less loading time

  • Roadman90
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 12:58am
  • LogicalHa2ard
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 6:42am

    Where is this video from, anyone have the source?

  • Dev_iLL_DAREd
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 8:14am

    Add a Snow Plow to the front and I'm in. The Mythbusters made one like that. https://media.giphy.com/media/TdmQyIg3rkiBi/giphy.gif

  • Cagi
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 10:13am

    Forza: Combined Arms

  • Wally450
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 10:54am

    I wish they'd have Race Wars like in Fast & the Furious. Just straight line drag races.

  • krzysd
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 11:04am

    Single player expansion they promised?

  • Beastabuelos
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 11:41am

    I'd pay a mil for it

  • ELITExKILLER
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 12:05pm

    With a ramp on the front.

  • Allta
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 12:06pm

    Saw it in person when I was a kid. It's fucking nuts. I'm also pretty sure I have a thunderbirds & blue Angels poster signed by most of the pilots at the time. I love airshows.

  • TheRealGaycob
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 4:25pm

    It would prolly go up in smoke after only hitting a few cars just like the Phantom wedge....... Where is the fun in that?

  • Wolf-S305
    1 points Dec 13,2017, 2:38am

    At a low low price of $10,000,000

  • MinerAssassin246
    0 points Dec 12,2017, 10:47pm

    Um yes

  • rugi92
    0 points Dec 12,2017, 10:47pm

    Who "we"?

  • Lord_Augastus
    -3 points Dec 13,2017, 2:35am

    yeah because three other jet powered vehicles and a truck with a ramp attached to the front just isn't fun enough....

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Textures in the Sleeping Quarters seem a bit off

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COMMENTS

  • Semyonov
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 6:32pm

    I also got the tinted glass for the lounge and it's clear.

COMMENTS

  • Semyonov
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 6:32pm

    I also got the tinted glass for the lounge and it's clear.

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Took the new Stromberg out for a spin

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COMMENTS

  • Owldolph-Hootler
    19 points Dec 12,2017, 12:37pm

    Its probably worth buying just so you can drive another player deep into the ocean and then boot him out via Vehicle Access Controls.

  • harve99
    14 points Dec 12,2017, 8:33am

    How fast is it?

  • LittleTmmy
    12 points Dec 12,2017, 4:07pm

    I flew my DeLorean into the ocean thinking it was also the submarine car and was disappointed

  • LawlessCoffeh
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 9:37am

    Does it have the same crush depth?

COMMENTS

  • Owldolph-Hootler
    19 points Dec 12,2017, 12:37pm

    Its probably worth buying just so you can drive another player deep into the ocean and then boot him out via Vehicle Access Controls.

  • harve99
    14 points Dec 12,2017, 8:33am

    How fast is it?

  • LittleTmmy
    12 points Dec 12,2017, 4:07pm

    I flew my DeLorean into the ocean thinking it was also the submarine car and was disappointed

  • bojack2424
    9 points Dec 12,2017, 9:44am

    I wish they added more content to the underwater areas of the maps....Give us some sea life, show people deep sea diving and fishing. Have us get attacked by sharks

  • LawlessCoffeh
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 9:37am

    Does it have the same crush depth?

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You can now open the back door of the Bombushka!

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COMMENTS

  • HotelEchoNovember
    6 points Dec 12,2017, 1:24pm

    And yes, you can walk inside it. All you have to do is use the vehical door controls.

  • fear_of_bricks
    4 points Dec 12,2017, 3:50pm

    also works with Cargobob

  • LawlessCoffeh
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 5:01pm

    (Or any car)

COMMENTS

  • HotelEchoNovember
    6 points Dec 12,2017, 1:24pm

    And yes, you can walk inside it. All you have to do is use the vehical door controls.

  • fear_of_bricks
    4 points Dec 12,2017, 3:50pm

    also works with Cargobob

  • LawlessCoffeh
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 5:01pm

    (Or any car)

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And so it begins

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COMMENTS

  • HotelEchoNovember
    25 points Dec 12,2017, 12:17pm

    It's happened to me 3 times, granted one was a friend but everytime you get killed by this thing it sends you to the hospital...which is a real bitch.

  • TheRealGaycob
    11 points Dec 12,2017, 2:47pm

    They might as well just sell us hacks at this point.

  • Bag_Chan
    11 points Dec 12,2017, 3:24pm

    I remember back when i thought the Oppressor would be the most ridiculous thing they could put in the game

  • RoastMaster44
    5 points Dec 12,2017, 2:04pm

    Literally within 3 minuets of playing online for the first time in months, my RDR2 hopes and dreams just keep getting bigger and the wait keeps getting longer..

  • JustALake
    6 points Dec 12,2017, 5:07pm

    OK so I won this Hot Briefcase event in free roam, against this guy who crashed and died twice while chasing me with his Lazer.

    10 minutes later, won the event, was cruising around the map, he uses this thing and obliterates me. I say "lol", he says "happy Doomsday update!". I say "well that's 750k down the drain over nothing", he says "oh, I have plenty of money".

    GTA:O players are some of the most petty people I have ever seen.

  • mcfudgebutts
    2 points Dec 12,2017, 3:36pm

    How many shots do you get with it? just one?

  • fam0usm0rtimer
    2 points Dec 12,2017, 3:43pm

    I just want to see video of it happening to someone. I hope that someone uses it on me tonight so i can see what happens.

  • mrchu39
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 5:33pm

    Noh. Nowy tendz.

  • lowonhighs
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 3:27pm

    It costs 750k to fire orbital cannon so it won't really be a problem.

COMMENTS

  • HotelEchoNovember
    25 points Dec 12,2017, 12:17pm

    It's happened to me 3 times, granted one was a friend but everytime you get killed by this thing it sends you to the hospital...which is a real bitch.

  • TheRealGaycob
    11 points Dec 12,2017, 2:47pm

    They might as well just sell us hacks at this point.

  • Bag_Chan
    11 points Dec 12,2017, 3:24pm

    I remember back when i thought the Oppressor would be the most ridiculous thing they could put in the game

  • dvdmovie1
    6 points Dec 12,2017, 3:31pm

    You know the funny thing: it's $500k/750K to fire the orbital cannon which is so ridiculously cost prohibitive I'll maybe do it once or twice.

    However, I can send the lowest level strike force out for another player for free - and there's minimal cool down period. So I can use the orbital cannon once for at least 500K or I can annoy people by sending the strike force after them repeatedly for free. Or if I'm feeling really spendy, I can spend $5K to send the higher end strike force out - which is still cheaper than mercs.

    The greatest thing is when you send the strike force out you can go direct to monitoring that player, unlike if you sent mercs out while in your apartment then have to flick through security cams and then go to that player (and that player may have it set so you can't watch via the TV.)

  • RoastMaster44
    5 points Dec 12,2017, 2:04pm

    Literally within 3 minuets of playing online for the first time in months, my RDR2 hopes and dreams just keep getting bigger and the wait keeps getting longer..

  • JustALake
    6 points Dec 12,2017, 5:07pm

    OK so I won this Hot Briefcase event in free roam, against this guy who crashed and died twice while chasing me with his Lazer.

    10 minutes later, won the event, was cruising around the map, he uses this thing and obliterates me. I say "lol", he says "happy Doomsday update!". I say "well that's 750k down the drain over nothing", he says "oh, I have plenty of money".

    GTA:O players are some of the most petty people I have ever seen.

  • mcfudgebutts
    2 points Dec 12,2017, 3:36pm

    How many shots do you get with it? just one?

  • fam0usm0rtimer
    2 points Dec 12,2017, 3:43pm

    I just want to see video of it happening to someone. I hope that someone uses it on me tonight so i can see what happens.

  • mrchu39
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 5:33pm

    Noh. Nowy tendz.

  • lowonhighs
    1 points Dec 12,2017, 3:27pm

    It costs 750k to fire orbital cannon so it won't really be a problem.