I'm not a doctor but why would you dump your roster that just got top 8 at TI and pick up this team that has never won anything
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I hope bara will perma bash you now!
𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔊𝔞𝔟𝔢 𝔑𝔢𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢
Congrats, you just used all your luck, be careful when you step outside, oh wait, 75% of the accidents happen inside, good luck Sir.
Did you actually get your monkey on the 5th opening??
Nice try janitor.
Pretty dumb to steal from someone who knows exactly who you are
new meme format?
Someone complains about you doing X
"I don't speak good English"
That's a bitch and a half. Losing all your cards and having to cancel them. Gee Gee
Title made me expect a better joke
Am i the only guy that doesn't like corp. memers? Like, haha nice joke mister ... McDonalds you sneaky mother******* i don't want your big mac.
Like ive seen so many reply from this VG guy , he nails it every time.
Hope that uber gets reported and loses his job.
2019 version of 'no hablo anglais'
should've said keys
Maybe he got the raise alreadywe'llneverknow
Thats classic Uber service ;) enjoy it
I like to think he gets a raise everytime this comes up on reddit. In fact, ALL his raises are bound to reddit.
this guy has no chill lol
although i wanna see an lpq uber driver tho
Tinkarino maboi is doin it less than three
Love those VG memes.
I don't know why I read it as "hands up".
Trying to report someone after game and game crashes.
Trying to report bug to valve.
Valve support: sorry we don’t speak good English.
Today me and my friends played against a 3+2 stack, and after we crushed them mid in a teamfight, and the win percentage was over 90 the Invoker gave shared controls to his friend Ember and they crashed the server by spamming Invoker exort balls or something, resulting in a not scored game.
These two players have been winning almost every game lately, and they make sure to almost always have one of them as Invoker in case it looks like they might lose!
Here's the profiles of the abusers:
Please fix valve. I have heard you can do the same with other toggleable items/spells like dusa, armlet etc.
edit: btw Match ID: 5014876102
Wow impressive you were able to get the replay, usually these things result in the match not even existing anymore which makes it so hard to try and report it.
People who do this 100% need to get perma-banned. There's nothing good that could come from letting them keep their accounts.
Everybody seems to be starting to take advantage of this flaw. Been seeing lots of bug reports related to script spamming spells to crash servers/make noise. Hopefully Valve snuffs it out soon.
My name, Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englanski. I grew up in small farm to have make potatoes. Father said "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play doto 2 in Amerikanski for make money for head scarf for Babushka." I bring honor to comrade and Babushka. Please no kopi paschoniko.
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Okay. This is the best on yet. I feel like I'm playing on a turnip right now.
That man Is not a real Farmer, no man with any self respect would be caught with that kind of posture and handling of a shovel. Disgraceful. 0/10
Read the title, expected boobs, got potatoes, almost as good as boobs
This is the best thing about dota. I play with a 7 year old computer, and nothing is more satisfying than beating players who have spent thousands of dollars on rubbish kits.
My life its potato
Haha aj neka nas ima vise od 4 sta igraju jos dotu u hrvatskoj
Also on potato servers
/u/NonRock that tatoo/carbon emission comic was sick, I'm so glad I get to follow your work from the GG branch comic!
As an Irish Dota player I can relate
"loading versus screen"
Insert potato creep
potato player here, phenom ii x 2, 3.3 ghz. the same pc last 8 years.
I am potato
I play games with potatoes
Hi there! This was highly relatable. I am Potatoman in game. I grow potatoes on my farm and play dota.
I lane with potato
Is that you, Simple Jack?
Farm on field, farm in game.
The Story of Artourino
Is it even still possible to play dots on a potato? I have the feeling every update makes mine slower 😥
Almost forget rtz
What monitor is that shit looks clean!
Montor model please
Don't lie bitch, you probably just bought that and uploaded it. Show some Receipts and purchase order Dates.
Another angle with matching animated wallpaper
Isn't this pay2win omg
get on your underwear
pose standing right beside your gear
take anoter pic like this
post then, here on reddid again... same thing, plus you on your underwear .. or speedos. ..
Add SGesports to not being paid by GESC
I wonder how much lack of payment there is in a scene as intervened as the LoL one is.
I hope Valve automatically disqualify these TO when they submit their minor/major applications.
So should we have valve approved orgss now? I wonder how it works outside of dota like maybe on football?
Peksu was on both Vega and Aachen City Esports. That's gotta suck.
Players that don't get paid by orgs probably don't have conduct rating higher than 10k, their own fault, punishment system working exactly like it should
Peksu needs to do his homework and educate himselfe how he gets payed by his org. Thats part of his job as a bussines owner. For Alemannia Aachen it is actually easy af because it is a e.V. based in germany and a big one too.
Write a warning that his payment is missing --> go to the labour court (Arbeitsgericht) where the opposit person/club is based http://www.arbg-aachen.nrw.de/ --> provide evidence (contract, bills aso)--> wait 3-4 month for the result.
For the early stages he doesn´t even needs a lawyer.
He can get 5% late payment interest above basic interest rate + 40€ one time payment+ his claims.
Thats all it takes. But it´s easier to go to twitter and be a small crybaby.
Okay so you would say it's not their job to play video game?
Who cares about t2/3? Nothing to see here
Valve gonna be the new ACE taking collateral from org? Lul
Stats dont lie baby!
I don't understand people that screenshot a tweet and post it here?
fucking post the link to the tweet or at least the tracker then
Im pretty sure Denial esports still owes Ceb & his old French squad a few grand. But that org went under years ago n some new guy bought the name
Yeah, those debts are getting paid the same day Smash plays at TI
Sadly I think that the resolved payments part of the spreadsheet is never going to be less than the number of withstanding.
Great idea! Noxville is our hero.
Fuck these orgs. We need to do something. They should have to have open books about player salaries to participate in DPC tournaments, and cannot get any tournament winnings before they have paid off players. If they owe money to players the winnings should go directly to players.
it's about time the Dota 2 professional players make an org for themselves which protects their rights and demands against other orgs. we hear these stories way too often.
Shit. Taking into consideration how esports evolved in the past ten years, it's hard to believe that there are no implications for not paying these players.
I've read some interesting stuff from Nahaz a while back here.
Players need to unionize. Thats how anything gets better.
You know they are shity organization and still play...
All tournament prize money should be paid directly to players. If there is an org cut, it should be declared beforehand to the TO
Valve should step in. In the end we cant compare Esport to normal sport since games are owned by someone, while sports are not. Football[Soccer] have FIFA as a international organization that keep things legit[well for most of the time I guess], in esport that should be gamer owner like Valve, Riot, Blizzard, etc.We need Valve to give licence-ish to clubs/teams/orgs for majors/minors also players please start making legal contracts so when orgs fuck you over you can sue them.
Players union when? Seriously guys unionize, ask Jeremy Lin or some other pro athlete with an interest in DOTA about the benefits of being in a union.
If only the best of the best are getting paid, every org is a scam waiting to happen, and player contracts aren’t being honored is consistently happening then it’s time for everyone to band together and upend the system. This would also give players a direct avenue to Valve.
TO should just pay the prize money directly to players.
Maybe you shouldn’t of black holed the air while playing in the galaxy battle Khezu! No I’m just playing, pay the man OG
Maurice "I'm Too Shit To Compete At Tier 1 Level But Still Wants To Get Paid" Gutmann strikes again. Just get a real job loool.
Dota esports is still a shitshow. These cases have been happening for years and nothing is done.
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