The only thing "united" about the US is the name. We should be two different countries.
you know I'm not sure.
Clearly you don't understand the limitations and strengths of a federal republic and constitutional representative democracy.
I know, those were big words. But big words are your friends when you have unreasonable expectations, and lack knowledge in how the constitutionality of laws is appealed, determined and enforced.
But that's okay. Big words don't fit in sound bites and Twitter reposts.
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I too hate people a couple hundred miles away from me, for electing their own political representatives, who create laws for their state that dont affect me whatsoever /s
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The public bathroom at NYC’s Bryant Park showed me the full potential of a public restroom. It was small and busy, but damn if it wasn’t clean and fancy af, as well. The toilet seats have the self-changing plastic wrap thing! Mind blown.
Appreciation for all the folks who work to provide us this experience.
The planets have aligned for you to have a good poop.
Maximum Luck Stat
When I was in college, we had a 40+ story building with so many empty bathrooms. You could shit to your ass’s content and no one would be around to bother you. The thing is anyone could access it without an I.D. Trying to find a restroom in the middle of NY and your ass will clench seeing how dirty it is.
Few things in this life make me happier than walking into a pristine public toilet stall...and immediately destroying it.
One of the most awesome things about Japan is that the bathrooms are almost always clean and tidy. Not only that, some of them have a specific box that spits out disinfectant so you can sterilize the seat before you use it, so you'll always get this feeling.
In school, the bathrooms never disinfect
Well, that deescalated quickly.
I really wish my downstairs bathroom wasn't perceived as a safe space for people who need to poop immediately after they eat.
I see someone just returned from a trip to Japan!
In Iraq, it was absolutely vital to know the daily honey wagon schedule on the FOB. Failure to get in ahead of TCNs and locals was not an option.
Driving across america I was thrown off by how all the desolate pit stops were fully stocked of toilet paper. They arent so vigilant about the shit smears on the walls but you got to pick your battles.
FWIW, cultures taken in various places in public restrooms show the first stalls and the handicap stalls to be the cleanest.
You better go play the lotto!
Careful though a girl I know got a chemical burn sitting on a freshly cleaned rest room. The doctor visit wasn't fun also
Congratulations on winning today's toilet lottery.
I hope you decimated it to return the status quo
Feeling I get at work a lot. Coworkers are mostly women so the men's room gets a lot less use. I'm spoiled by the typical cleanliness of my workplace's public bathroom. What I don't understand is how some bathrooms get so bad in the first place, like, how hard is it to take a shit and not get it all over everything?
One time i was throwing a baseball with some friends and got that "runs/stomach sick" feeling because i hadn't excersised in a while and needed to shit all of a sudden. We were at a high school baseball field and I could see a bath room at the local park. But the problem was there was a fence between the baseball field and the park and no way in hell I was climbing that fence. I pulled my shorts down and took a shit field. I didn't know what else to do.
The worst is when the stalls dont even have doors on them
Be glad it ain't Mexico, you gotta pay to go in and most are.crappy
I always enjoy finding bleach spray in the cabinets. Makes my day
I've always admired peoples ability to "go" in an unfamiliar place, personally, I could never fathom taking care of business anywhere other than my own throne.
I honestly thought you were implying you pinched one off somewhere outside in a quiet park. I've taken a dump in the woods before, while camping. It's oddly liberating.
As a cable guy public parks are a life saver during the week. Always empty and usually clean. This time of year though ..It's hot and most of them don't have AC. Besides public parks, truck/travel stops are good, Walgreen/cvs usually have single occupancy. Also multi-company office buildings usually have clean bathrooms.
I'm pooping in a park now
Time to buy a lotto ticket bro. You’re cleaning on a winning streak
Wow...a clean public bathroom
Yesterday the sanican at my son’s baseball game was gross. So my husband went in first and then used the sanitizer to sanitize the seat for me!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Best feeling is when you go in and see that blue stuff in the toilet.
Context, we had elections where the right wing party won in a landslide, including one of their candidate, who advocates drinking cow urine "Gowmutra" for good health
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