I usually quote pirates of the Caribbean when talking about recipes, "they're more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules"
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Dating 20 somethings in your 30’s is when you really see the red flags
Dating is Your 30's is like looking for a parking spot. The good ones are taken and the others are handicaped.
So dating is basically horrible in my 20s and its going downhill after that, guess I just wasnt ever good enough. I thought the red flags would go away eventually.
It's much easier to date in your 20's, as we get older things are more difficult. When you are younger you have more of an excuse to not have life's boxes check off, as you get older not so much.
It’s not just that the good ones are getting taken, it’s that you know yourself a lot better now (i.e. what you really want from a partner) and are also better at identifying the flaws in others.
The key is to date female Doctors. They have a perfectly reasonable reason to not be all set up. By their 30s they are pretty fine though.
Unfortunately, they refuse to date anyone paid less than an Engineer... I once went to a NYE with my ex. 6 female Dr's, 5 engineer partners/husbands. The other guy has a PHD.
Like playing Minesweeper on expert.
Just bang 22 year olds.
You keep finding cold holes?
You can't get red flags if you can't get any dates 😅
At least you’ll be comfortable watching him pass.
And yeah, fuck cancer. Stay strong.
I wonder if your father in law would appreciate his last day becoming a meme..
Sorry for your family's loss.
Hope the chair is comfy.
You’re doing good work, having him in your home. Well done. Cancer truly does suck.
Fuck tobacco, cigarettes, and cancer.
Sorry for your loss.
'What the frick?! I ordered an Xbox controller."
Loved this film. Sad though.
Life goes on.
Currently going through a major loss of somebody with knuf lung cancer. I feel for you man.
Edit: What the fuck?
“You like that? You want me to cut to three weeks earlier when you were alive?” - Morty
record scratch, freeze frame
“Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got in this mess”
Yeah, I really hate finding out how they got into that situation.
Starting and episode in medias res is a way for them to keep things from feeling to totally formulaic for every episode. I'm not a fan when movies do it but if done well it can really work for some shows, like the episode of Firefly Out of Gas.
There was a show based entirely on this every episode they would start in a weird situation and flash back
Agreed. It's lazy storytelling
Positive approach: whenever I see a dumb mistake I made on a test, I say "That's automatically one more point I can get next time if I'm more careful", rather than it being something I'm still struggling to understand.
¿porque no los dos?
Oh my god, you got learning herpes?
for those curious, the name for what could be called "number dyslexia" is dyscalculia.
You gotta love it
My last year in the army was like this after 1SG said he didn't expect me at first formation.
Why would you care about waking up on time if it's your day off? /s
Why do you need to set an alarm on your day off?
Join the club! This has happened to me once too, some years back.
I don't have any roommates, but I do have a wife and this is true. Always doing dishes.
don't wash them.
In my 20's I had a to move a few times / get new roomates until I found a group that actually took care of their stuff. It sucks.
Honestly, just try to move the shit to the side of the sink and ignore it if you can. I never, ever did others chores since they'd then depend on it. One of my first roomates would cave in and everyone took advantage of it all the time.
I've started to throw any dirty dishes that have been sitting in the kitchen more than a day out side. I shouldn't have to deal with a dirty kitchen because someone is a lazy fuck.
With me it's my sister in law but it's not just dishes. It's dishes, garbage, dirty floors, cigarette butts and ashes, a pile of her stuff in boxes dropped off on the back porch... Ugh
I got some advice for you - make better posts. Haha, just kidding, naw but really. Trash.
Stop washing them. You’re literally rewarding their selfish behavior. Even better, stop being passive aggressive and have a conversation with them about it.
After reading that Fox News Preverter Laura Ingraham said "attempted bribery is not in the constitution," I googled "Define bribery":
brib·er·ynounthe giving or offering of a bribe."a bribery scandal"
the giving or offering of a bribe.
"a bribery scandal"
The most common form of bribery is the need to pay a corrupt official to get him to do his job. In many corrupt countries, every time you need something from an official, such as the processing of a building permit, he will refuse to do it unless you pay him. A common example would sound like this:
Sure, I will process your military aid, but I need a favor, though?
Also reminds me the time Lisa said Bob was not smart enough to orchestrate election fraud. Then Bob angrily and proudly demonstrated how he did it.
Trump: If I wanted to do quid pro quo, I would've done the damn quid pro quo!
I actually laughed. But I think the immediate response would be something along
“If the attempted murder was successful we’d have a dead body. Bad. If the chemistry student is successful we have a new chemist. Good.”
Sapien, but a good neighbor
That’s not an animal...
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