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Robert Kraft’s ‘sexual and graphic’ spa tapes may be released to public

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  • vlasvilneous
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 10:48pm

    mkay, but why watch it?

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  • vlasvilneous
    2 points Mar 22,2019, 10:48pm

    mkay, but why watch it?

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To everyone laughing

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  • Volfie
    3 points Mar 23,2019, 10:43am

    Good work, comrade.

  • obi-jawn-kenobi
    0 points Mar 23,2019, 9:34am

    You don't know what you are talking about. Several things can happen should the President be charged with a crime (which is valid and possible despite what one memo in an attempt to protect Nixon suggests in an unsound argument).

    • Assuming Trump has a shred of respect for the country and Constitution, 25th Amendment - Section 3: If the President is unable to faithfully discharge the powers and duties of the office, he can transmit his power to the VP in a written declaration until he sees fit to receive it back again by written declaration.

    • Assuming POTUS is a cuntwaffle, 25th Amendment - Section 4: VP and a majority of the Cabinet can declare POTUS unfit for duty. OR Congress can declare it. Power is transmitted to VP, but POTUS can contest these claims and cause a messy and convoluted proceeding.

    The Cabinet has already discussed using the 25th Amendment, Section 4 to remove Trump.

  • comedygene
    -1 points Mar 23,2019, 9:39am

    But what happens if you get another 4?

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  • Volfie
    3 points Mar 23,2019, 10:43am

    Good work, comrade.

  • obi-jawn-kenobi
    0 points Mar 23,2019, 9:34am

    You don't know what you are talking about. Several things can happen should the President be charged with a crime (which is valid and possible despite what one memo in an attempt to protect Nixon suggests in an unsound argument).

    • Assuming Trump has a shred of respect for the country and Constitution, 25th Amendment - Section 3: If the President is unable to faithfully discharge the powers and duties of the office, he can transmit his power to the VP in a written declaration until he sees fit to receive it back again by written declaration.

    • Assuming POTUS is a cuntwaffle, 25th Amendment - Section 4: VP and a majority of the Cabinet can declare POTUS unfit for duty. OR Congress can declare it. Power is transmitted to VP, but POTUS can contest these claims and cause a messy and convoluted proceeding.

    The Cabinet has already discussed using the 25th Amendment, Section 4 to remove Trump.

  • comedygene
    -1 points Mar 23,2019, 9:39am

    But what happens if you get another 4?

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/r/politics right now

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  • UnlikelyUsername2
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 9:51am

    Literally just politics in general. One sides good on a situation unless the other guys do it. It's bullshit.

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  • UnlikelyUsername2
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 9:51am

    Literally just politics in general. One sides good on a situation unless the other guys do it. It's bullshit.

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Some smooth jazz would have really topped it off.

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  • Quasisotropic
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 8:55am

    Where can you mail order LSD?

  • Babi_Gurrl
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 5:10pm

    The LSD typically goes in the mouth. CD drive not required.

  • fiscallyfubar
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 9:33am

    Mail order LSD? What gives? Send me some!

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  • Quasisotropic
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 8:55am

    Where can you mail order LSD?

  • Babi_Gurrl
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 5:10pm

    The LSD typically goes in the mouth. CD drive not required.

  • fiscallyfubar
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 9:33am

    Mail order LSD? What gives? Send me some!

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Watching March Madness tonight I'm all like...

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  • K_CoZ
    21 points Mar 23,2019, 12:13am

    I’ve never had it but it sounds good to me

  • Ominaeo
    15 points Mar 23,2019, 12:53am

    It's actually amazing.

  • Wubbalubbadubbitydo
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 2:34am

    You clearly haven’t had it. I honestly thought I was going to be disappointed. But I love Vanilla Coke and I love creamsicles. It tastes like Coke and a creamsicle. But in the best way possible. My husband isn’t even a big Coke fan and loved it.

  • gate_of_steiner85
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 1:28am

    Haven't tried it, but everyone I've talked to who has tried it said it was great.

  • sradac
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 9:44am

    But thats just a creamsicle.

    Stop trying to make people hate good things, its not going to happen

  • em_el_jee
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 12:11am

    Have it with a double shot of Tennessee Honey Jack Daniels and get back to me.

  • SenorWeird
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 12:51am

    I don't like flavored Cokes. I bought this stupid shit.

    I liked it. Somehow it's good.

  • Spiffy146
    3 points Mar 23,2019, 1:57am

    But its good though 🤔

  • Otterevolver
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 12:26am

    Vanilla coke is my favorite drink, orange and vanilla doesnt sound good but have it

  • dotknott
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 5:55am

    Vanilla Coke has been around for a while, and it’s awesome.

  • eatgamer
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 1:08am

    It's legit fire. The Coke Zero version is hot garbage, though.

  • Tgs91
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 1:44pm

    I'm 100% convinced this is an ad. That soda sounds pretty good and I never heard of it until this post.

  • necromundus
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:03pm

    Well orange is already one of the flavours in Coke and Vanilla Coke has been around forever so basically it's Vanilla Coke.

  • captain_poptart
    -3 points Mar 23,2019, 12:51am

    Coke is really reaching right now

  • fist_my_muff2
    -4 points Mar 23,2019, 8:58am

    None of you should be drinking that garbage

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  • K_CoZ
    21 points Mar 23,2019, 12:13am

    I’ve never had it but it sounds good to me

  • Ominaeo
    15 points Mar 23,2019, 12:53am

    It's actually amazing.

  • Wubbalubbadubbitydo
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 2:34am

    You clearly haven’t had it. I honestly thought I was going to be disappointed. But I love Vanilla Coke and I love creamsicles. It tastes like Coke and a creamsicle. But in the best way possible. My husband isn’t even a big Coke fan and loved it.

  • PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 12:22am

    It sounds amazing though.

  • gate_of_steiner85
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 1:28am

    Haven't tried it, but everyone I've talked to who has tried it said it was great.

  • sradac
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 9:44am

    But thats just a creamsicle.

    Stop trying to make people hate good things, its not going to happen

  • em_el_jee
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 12:11am

    Have it with a double shot of Tennessee Honey Jack Daniels and get back to me.

  • SenorWeird
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 12:51am

    I don't like flavored Cokes. I bought this stupid shit.

    I liked it. Somehow it's good.

  • Spiffy146
    3 points Mar 23,2019, 1:57am

    But its good though 🤔

  • Otterevolver
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 12:26am

    Vanilla coke is my favorite drink, orange and vanilla doesnt sound good but have it

  • dotknott
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 5:55am

    Vanilla Coke has been around for a while, and it’s awesome.

  • eatgamer
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 1:08am

    It's legit fire. The Coke Zero version is hot garbage, though.

  • Tgs91
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 1:44pm

    I'm 100% convinced this is an ad. That soda sounds pretty good and I never heard of it until this post.

  • necromundus
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:03pm

    Well orange is already one of the flavours in Coke and Vanilla Coke has been around forever so basically it's Vanilla Coke.

  • captain_poptart
    -3 points Mar 23,2019, 12:51am

    Coke is really reaching right now

  • fist_my_muff2
    -4 points Mar 23,2019, 8:58am

    None of you should be drinking that garbage

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I'll Drink To That

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  • sirjere
    11 points Mar 23,2019, 9:44am

    At least you guys tried🤷🏼‍♂️

  • GoatTacos
    8 points Mar 23,2019, 6:31am

    Use a taser on her and ask her again if she has a spark.

  • TurnNburn
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 3:22pm

    No matter how cool, handsome, or how much you have to chat about, they all want that magical first date with rainbows and unicorns exploding into fireworks. 3 years of dating and this is what I've learned. It's all about hookups now so seal the deal on the first date or never at all.

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  • sirjere
    11 points Mar 23,2019, 9:44am

    At least you guys tried🤷🏼‍♂️

  • GoatTacos
    8 points Mar 23,2019, 6:31am

    Use a taser on her and ask her again if she has a spark.

  • TurnNburn
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 3:22pm

    No matter how cool, handsome, or how much you have to chat about, they all want that magical first date with rainbows and unicorns exploding into fireworks. 3 years of dating and this is what I've learned. It's all about hookups now so seal the deal on the first date or never at all.

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I don't have anyone to celebrate with, but I feel like screaming it from the rooftops!

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  • DawnMM1976
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 8:37pm

    Congratulations!! How did you do it?

  • _Warlok_
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 8:38pm

    Just like dont use a credit card lmao

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  • DawnMM1976
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 8:37pm

    Congratulations!! How did you do it?

  • _Warlok_
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 8:38pm

    Just like dont use a credit card lmao

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What a week, could be worse though.

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  • sdgoat
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 8:16pm

    Is it common in any country to pay for your parents surgery? My mom had hip surgery last year and I didn't pay a dime.

  • Gravybutt
    0 points Mar 23,2019, 7:44pm

    Not to start an argument or anything, but my son's hospital bill was 92k and my wife and I paid 384 dollars. That was with her basic insurance that he is on.

    On another note, no animal is worth 5k to me...

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  • sdgoat
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 8:16pm

    Is it common in any country to pay for your parents surgery? My mom had hip surgery last year and I didn't pay a dime.

  • Gravybutt
    0 points Mar 23,2019, 7:44pm

    Not to start an argument or anything, but my son's hospital bill was 92k and my wife and I paid 384 dollars. That was with her basic insurance that he is on.

    On another note, no animal is worth 5k to me...

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I guess now I know why your kid is such a disrespectful little shithead...

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  • DAM5150
    31 points Mar 23,2019, 1:02pm

    I've been on both sides of this. As the slacker parent, the correct thing to do is to ASK the hosting parent if there is still space.

    "Sorry I did not RSVP sooner, Billy would still love to come to the party, if theirs still room of course, please let me know"

    A little kindness and honesty goes a long way.

  • biggerwanker
    11 points Mar 23,2019, 10:22am

    Or adding your two other kids the morning of!!

  • mattluttrell
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 3:04pm

    The worst is RSVP'ing and not showing.
    2nd worst is waiting to RSVP.

    People need to put themselves in the parent's shoes. They care about their child and their happiness. They want kids at that party. RSVP early and make it there. Gifts, etc are all optional. Show up on time and have fun. THAT'S IT!!!!

  • MountainHigh31
    -6 points Mar 23,2019, 10:09am

    Or... we all have a lot going on in our lives and we get three or four of those kid birthday invites every month and it’s forgivable to forget something, remember last minute and still show up with a gift and a card for your little shithead.

    Yes, I know you wanted to know the number of kids that are gonna be there. Yes it’s disrespectful to wait.

    But don’t you think you’re being a little harsh and self-important over this?

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  • DAM5150
    31 points Mar 23,2019, 1:02pm

    I've been on both sides of this. As the slacker parent, the correct thing to do is to ASK the hosting parent if there is still space.

    "Sorry I did not RSVP sooner, Billy would still love to come to the party, if theirs still room of course, please let me know"

    A little kindness and honesty goes a long way.

  • biggerwanker
    11 points Mar 23,2019, 10:22am

    Or adding your two other kids the morning of!!

  • mattluttrell
    5 points Mar 23,2019, 3:04pm

    The worst is RSVP'ing and not showing.
    2nd worst is waiting to RSVP.

    People need to put themselves in the parent's shoes. They care about their child and their happiness. They want kids at that party. RSVP early and make it there. Gifts, etc are all optional. Show up on time and have fun. THAT'S IT!!!!

  • batd3837
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:17pm

    I’m sorry, the window to RSVP is already closed. I can still accommodate your child with minor considerations. Your child will not be getting a thank you goody bag nor will they be getting a cupcake after we blow out candles. If that is acceptable feel free to bring them by.

  • MountainHigh31
    -6 points Mar 23,2019, 10:09am

    Or... we all have a lot going on in our lives and we get three or four of those kid birthday invites every month and it’s forgivable to forget something, remember last minute and still show up with a gift and a card for your little shithead.

    Yes, I know you wanted to know the number of kids that are gonna be there. Yes it’s disrespectful to wait.

    But don’t you think you’re being a little harsh and self-important over this?

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Friendly reminder for my fellow financially irresponsible degenerates

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  • Redditguy9000
    107 points Mar 23,2019, 4:59pm

    Who u calling a degenerate

  • PTAwesome
    72 points Mar 23,2019, 5:43pm

    Hah! Thanks to advances in technology, I don't even need to have enough money to not be able to afford it.

  • 34Rovac12
    43 points Mar 23,2019, 5:47pm

    It took me a long time to learn this lesson. Still struggle with it.

  • Ofbearsandmen
    24 points Mar 23,2019, 6:57pm

    People tend to forget that maintenance costs money. It's great to be able to make the mortgage payments on that house you dream of, but what if you don't have anything left to pay for maintaining it?

  • Iota92
    9 points Mar 23,2019, 6:14pm

    Too late for me

  • vancityvic
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 7:22pm

    You cant afford something unless you can buy it twice. - the Great philosopher Hov

  • BallisticBurrito
    17 points Mar 23,2019, 6:49pm

    Leave me, my m1 garand, and my expensive m1 garand ammo alone. :(

  • LukeInDenver
    6 points Mar 23,2019, 7:19pm

    But oppression... my debt is the result of a system that works in favor of the rich.

  • Aufinator
    6 points Mar 23,2019, 7:21pm

    But it literally means that you can afford it though. Doesn't make it a smart purchase but if you have funds for something you LITERALLY CAN afford it

  • REHTONA_YRT
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 7:09pm

    YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD

  • Rust_Creep
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 7:02pm

    If you don't spend it on stuff... you'll spend it on things...like weed and booze. something something capitalism

  • _Ntenze
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 6:49pm

    Who has money, I only available credit.

  • korkidog
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 7:18pm

    I’ve learned to pay bills first and make certain there’s money in the bank for an emergency. If I can’t afford to buy something I want, oh well, it can wait.

  • ManboobsMcTasty
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 7:31pm

    This meme perfectly sums up boat ownership

  • Wiskid86
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 6:57pm

    Thanks dad

  • YaGuyMordecai
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:13pm

    My general rule is that if I can’t make buy two then I can’t afford it

  • chevy_followclosely
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:21pm

    You mean like an eight ball or two of cocaine?

  • captain_redballs
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:24pm

    Today I drove past a payday loan place with a new crotch rocket parked out front.... It was obvious this person does not make good financial decisions.

    Side note: I live in an area where those bikes are really able to drive on the roads up to six months of the year

  • IamJackus
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:26pm

    You can only afford it if you can buy it twice - jay z

  • Shadywells
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:27pm

    A horse is a good example. The cheapest thing with them is how much you buy them for.

  • LydianSharp5
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:27pm

    corollary: If you can’t afford to buy two you can’t afford to buy one.

  • StartupTim
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:31pm

    Disagree simply because debt is not money.

    If you have enough money then that would imply that you CAN afford it.

  • Big_Bert_the_Turt
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:31pm

    As jay-z said you can only afford something if you can buy it twice

  • SyntheticOne
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:33pm

    Now you tell me.

  • The_Rim_Greaper
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:33pm

    That’s literally what the word “ afford” means...

  • IBeJewFro
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:33pm

    I was just looking at a website to purchase a shotgun for skeet shooting, saw that I had enough to just BARELY cover the costs for it. Then I accidentally switched tabs and this was the meme I clicked on.

  • DoctorElich
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:34pm

    "You can't afford it unless you can buy it twice" -Jay Z

  • PangKun
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:35pm

    In adult life you don't have $100 until you have $200Jay Z

  • throwbrosefrex
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:37pm

    Yep, this is why I'm still playing on Xbox 360, even though the One S bundles can get to like 200 dollars, which is a great deal. But can I really afford it? Unfortunately, I can't. Or I can, but it would be a poor decision.

  • g1ngerkid
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:38pm

    I just bought two baseball jerseys. I have no ragerts

  • Cons10lyhigh
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:38pm

    Fake news.

  • parkus45
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:40pm

    Please tell this to the government. Thnx

  • ElleKaye1021
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:42pm

    I hope they all realize that all ducks are really wearing dog masks. 😂 Duck Dog Mask

  • zeion
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:45pm

    why save money when YOLO

  • a_cheesy_buffalo
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:45pm

    Shoutout to /r/personalfinance

    Stumbled upon it 6 or 8 years ago. Started lurking. Opened my eyes and completely changed my financial life. Would recommend to pretty much any and everyone.

  • vshawk2
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:22pm

    Just because you can afford something doesn't mean you should buy it.

  • STCLAIR88
    -6 points Mar 23,2019, 7:10pm

    Well if you're a women you just find someone to buy it for you.

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  • Redditguy9000
    107 points Mar 23,2019, 4:59pm

    Who u calling a degenerate

  • PTAwesome
    72 points Mar 23,2019, 5:43pm

    Hah! Thanks to advances in technology, I don't even need to have enough money to not be able to afford it.

  • 34Rovac12
    43 points Mar 23,2019, 5:47pm

    It took me a long time to learn this lesson. Still struggle with it.

  • supremedalek925
    12 points Mar 23,2019, 7:10pm

    I heard once that you should only buy something if you can afford two of them.

  • Ofbearsandmen
    24 points Mar 23,2019, 6:57pm

    People tend to forget that maintenance costs money. It's great to be able to make the mortgage payments on that house you dream of, but what if you don't have anything left to pay for maintaining it?

  • Iota92
    9 points Mar 23,2019, 6:14pm

    Too late for me

  • vancityvic
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 7:22pm

    You cant afford something unless you can buy it twice. - the Great philosopher Hov

  • BallisticBurrito
    17 points Mar 23,2019, 6:49pm

    Leave me, my m1 garand, and my expensive m1 garand ammo alone. :(

  • LukeInDenver
    6 points Mar 23,2019, 7:19pm

    But oppression... my debt is the result of a system that works in favor of the rich.

  • Aufinator
    6 points Mar 23,2019, 7:21pm

    But it literally means that you can afford it though. Doesn't make it a smart purchase but if you have funds for something you LITERALLY CAN afford it

  • REHTONA_YRT
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 7:09pm

    YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD

  • Rust_Creep
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 7:02pm

    If you don't spend it on stuff... you'll spend it on things...like weed and booze. something something capitalism

  • _Ntenze
    7 points Mar 23,2019, 6:49pm

    Who has money, I only available credit.

  • korkidog
    4 points Mar 23,2019, 7:18pm

    I’ve learned to pay bills first and make certain there’s money in the bank for an emergency. If I can’t afford to buy something I want, oh well, it can wait.

  • ManboobsMcTasty
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 7:31pm

    This meme perfectly sums up boat ownership

  • Wiskid86
    2 points Mar 23,2019, 6:57pm

    Thanks dad

  • YaGuyMordecai
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:13pm

    My general rule is that if I can’t make buy two then I can’t afford it

  • chevy_followclosely
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:21pm

    You mean like an eight ball or two of cocaine?

  • captain_redballs
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:24pm

    Today I drove past a payday loan place with a new crotch rocket parked out front.... It was obvious this person does not make good financial decisions.

    Side note: I live in an area where those bikes are really able to drive on the roads up to six months of the year

  • IamJackus
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:26pm

    You can only afford it if you can buy it twice - jay z

  • Shadywells
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:27pm

    A horse is a good example. The cheapest thing with them is how much you buy them for.

  • LydianSharp5
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:27pm

    corollary: If you can’t afford to buy two you can’t afford to buy one.

  • StartupTim
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:31pm

    Disagree simply because debt is not money.

    If you have enough money then that would imply that you CAN afford it.

  • Big_Bert_the_Turt
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:31pm

    As jay-z said you can only afford something if you can buy it twice

  • SyntheticOne
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:33pm

    Now you tell me.

  • The_Rim_Greaper
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:33pm

    That’s literally what the word “ afford” means...

  • IBeJewFro
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:33pm

    I was just looking at a website to purchase a shotgun for skeet shooting, saw that I had enough to just BARELY cover the costs for it. Then I accidentally switched tabs and this was the meme I clicked on.

  • DoctorElich
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:34pm

    "You can't afford it unless you can buy it twice" -Jay Z

  • PangKun
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:35pm

    In adult life you don't have $100 until you have $200Jay Z

  • throwbrosefrex
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:37pm

    Yep, this is why I'm still playing on Xbox 360, even though the One S bundles can get to like 200 dollars, which is a great deal. But can I really afford it? Unfortunately, I can't. Or I can, but it would be a poor decision.

  • g1ngerkid
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:38pm

    I just bought two baseball jerseys. I have no ragerts

  • Cons10lyhigh
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:38pm

    Fake news.

  • parkus45
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:40pm

    Please tell this to the government. Thnx

  • ElleKaye1021
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:42pm

    I hope they all realize that all ducks are really wearing dog masks. 😂 Duck Dog Mask

  • zeion
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:45pm

    why save money when YOLO

  • a_cheesy_buffalo
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:45pm

    Shoutout to /r/personalfinance

    Stumbled upon it 6 or 8 years ago. Started lurking. Opened my eyes and completely changed my financial life. Would recommend to pretty much any and everyone.

  • vshawk2
    1 points Mar 23,2019, 7:22pm

    Just because you can afford something doesn't mean you should buy it.

  • STCLAIR88
    -6 points Mar 23,2019, 7:10pm

    Well if you're a women you just find someone to buy it for you.