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The wife said "guys like dumb things" after I laughed at the Supra video... as a joke, I said "like getting married"

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  • DraziBlack
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 4:49am

    "And that's why I like you honey"

  • Squeeky210
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 12:10am

    Is....is that a SUPRA??

  • iam1self
    4 points Jul 14,2019, 12:11am

    “What does that say about you?”

    Then i’ll dare her to make me sleep on the couch. Then i’ll pile up all the dumb shit in the house that we have because of her. lol like what about all this dumb shit

    Yeah i’d be divorced... but i would have made my point.

    glares at $30 candle

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  • DraziBlack
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 4:49am

    "And that's why I like you honey"

  • Squeeky210
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 12:10am

    Is....is that a SUPRA??

  • iam1self
    4 points Jul 14,2019, 12:11am

    “What does that say about you?”

    Then i’ll dare her to make me sleep on the couch. Then i’ll pile up all the dumb shit in the house that we have because of her. lol like what about all this dumb shit

    Yeah i’d be divorced... but i would have made my point.

    glares at $30 candle

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Have we learned nothing from history’s mass invasions

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  • OpIwAnDxD
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 5:50am

    its just gon be like nazis invading russia

  • Russian-Devil
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 5:57am

    He does it in style.

  • GroMM_o
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 6:43am

    Sean Bean would be the 1st to die during the storming of area 51

  • UH-1Y-VENOM
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 11:57am

    A-10 Warthog: laughs in brrrrrrt

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  • OpIwAnDxD
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 5:50am

    its just gon be like nazis invading russia

  • Russian-Devil
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 5:57am

    He does it in style.

  • GroMM_o
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 6:43am

    Sean Bean would be the 1st to die during the storming of area 51

  • Willmatic88
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 11:17am

    History says we should make it a crusade!

  • UH-1Y-VENOM
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 11:57am

    A-10 Warthog: laughs in brrrrrrt

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Burn calories they said...

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  • roreth
    7 points Jul 14,2019, 3:15am

    Did any one else read that's pedo-meter xD

  • moosejock
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:36am

    Like when I do a 3 hour bike and spend the afternoon on the couch. I maybe hit 1000 steps.

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  • roreth
    7 points Jul 14,2019, 3:15am

    Did any one else read that's pedo-meter xD

  • moosejock
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:36am

    Like when I do a 3 hour bike and spend the afternoon on the couch. I maybe hit 1000 steps.

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Seriously, it's 830am.

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  • leftrightupdownleft
    4 points Jul 14,2019, 8:15pm

    I’m in a Whole Foods, as we speak, and I was just thinking the same thing 😂

  • Ryan_Extra
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 8:11pm

    And Targets in affluent areas. Damn!

  • bertiebees
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 8:28pm

    They have to do something after they drop the kids off at daycare.

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  • leftrightupdownleft
    4 points Jul 14,2019, 8:15pm

    I’m in a Whole Foods, as we speak, and I was just thinking the same thing 😂

  • Ryan_Extra
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 8:11pm

    And Targets in affluent areas. Damn!

  • bertiebees
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 8:28pm

    They have to do something after they drop the kids off at daycare.

  • SailorVanIndium
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:29pm

    Damn. 8:30am is my most common shopping time

    I gotta find a Whole Foods, instead.

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It's a real problem

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  • NoClueDad
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 8:19pm

    I keep a couple copies of Esquire magazine from 2017 in there just in case. Still haven't finished reading them because I don't forget my phone that often. But I am slowly making my way through them.

  • tweak0
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:28pm

    I wish people would stop taking their phones into the bathroom. It is gross

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  • NoClueDad
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 8:19pm

    I keep a couple copies of Esquire magazine from 2017 in there just in case. Still haven't finished reading them because I don't forget my phone that often. But I am slowly making my way through them.

  • tweak0
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:28pm

    I wish people would stop taking their phones into the bathroom. It is gross

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Just heard that following the United States' lead, France is creating their own branch of the military for space.

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  • anonymooseundercover
    4 points Jul 14,2019, 6:31pm

    It’s mostly for things like GPS satellites and stuff like that, it’s not for X-Wings or frickin laser beam weapons.

  • FoxfireInferno
    19 points Jul 14,2019, 1:41pm

    Doesn't anybody realize that the US ALREADY has a branch of the military pertaining to space. It's the fucking AIR FORCE.

  • loath-engine
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 3:52pm

    I suggest you read...

    The Shadow War: Inside Russia's and China's Secret Operations to Defeat America

    Who has the most to lose from a state power devastating all the satellites in orbit? If you want negotitaging power over the US would this be a cheap and easy threat.

    "Hey if you overthrow any more of our installed dictators we will blast every satellite that flies over our airspace."

    If you are Russia that is a A LOT of space.

    Also we already have a space force.. its just ran by the airforce. U.S. Air Force Space Command.

  • Koifish_Coyote
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 4:23pm

    Isn't there an international agreement not to do that?

  • rykoj
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 8:21pm

    Defending assets in space is a pretty important thing to take seriously. Losing our satellites would be devastating for example.

  • Dallenforth
    5 points Jul 14,2019, 1:42pm

    War is science. Nearly all major technological breakthroughs are from war.

  • qw46z
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 7:21pm

    Good, the US needs some competition, like Airbus vs Boeing.

  • _Blazebot420_
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 7:31pm

    America needs Space Force because there are too many Stars and not enough Stripes out there.

  • tweak0
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:49pm

    Unfortunately since we live in a world with vicious dictatorships like China we can make all the peaceful plans we want with no assurances they will go through. But science continues, even now Russian and US/EU scientists work together every day peacefully. But space has been weaponized for a long time now.

    That being said, that fat, orange idiot making a "space force" plan to distract from his bad headlines is no plan at all.

  • million_monkeys
    -1 points Jul 14,2019, 1:17pm

    Both countries have a massive military industrial complex. That's the driving force behind this. More excuses to take tax dollars

  • newsorpigal
    0 points Jul 14,2019, 3:28pm

    I can't wait to see which nation is the first to trample the Outer Space Treaty. Will it be American orbital nukes? Russian kinetic bombardment platforms? Chinese armed lunar occupation? The possibilities are endless!

  • wamoswamos
    0 points Jul 14,2019, 4:23pm

    Lots of scientific advancements comes from war

  • scavenger-turtle
    -3 points Jul 14,2019, 12:17pm

    They are gonna bomb us with bread and cheese. Then surrender

  • PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY
    -2 points Jul 14,2019, 3:28pm

    Space force bro. Old news. Gotta fight the bad aliens, you know, the purple ones, like... Gross... Am I right my glipglops?!

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  • anonymooseundercover
    4 points Jul 14,2019, 6:31pm

    It’s mostly for things like GPS satellites and stuff like that, it’s not for X-Wings or frickin laser beam weapons.

  • FoxfireInferno
    19 points Jul 14,2019, 1:41pm

    Doesn't anybody realize that the US ALREADY has a branch of the military pertaining to space. It's the fucking AIR FORCE.

  • loath-engine
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 3:52pm

    I suggest you read...

    The Shadow War: Inside Russia's and China's Secret Operations to Defeat America

    Who has the most to lose from a state power devastating all the satellites in orbit? If you want negotitaging power over the US would this be a cheap and easy threat.

    "Hey if you overthrow any more of our installed dictators we will blast every satellite that flies over our airspace."

    If you are Russia that is a A LOT of space.

    Also we already have a space force.. its just ran by the airforce. U.S. Air Force Space Command.

  • Camelfoe
    5 points Jul 14,2019, 2:04pm

    Playing devil's advocate, military development has always been good to accelerate technology. Think DARPA. The problem is that sometimes the technology gets used for what it was designed for.

  • Koifish_Coyote
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 4:23pm

    Isn't there an international agreement not to do that?

  • rykoj
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 8:21pm

    Defending assets in space is a pretty important thing to take seriously. Losing our satellites would be devastating for example.

  • Dallenforth
    5 points Jul 14,2019, 1:42pm

    War is science. Nearly all major technological breakthroughs are from war.

  • qw46z
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 7:21pm

    Good, the US needs some competition, like Airbus vs Boeing.

  • _Blazebot420_
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 7:31pm

    America needs Space Force because there are too many Stars and not enough Stripes out there.

  • tweak0
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:49pm

    Unfortunately since we live in a world with vicious dictatorships like China we can make all the peaceful plans we want with no assurances they will go through. But science continues, even now Russian and US/EU scientists work together every day peacefully. But space has been weaponized for a long time now.

    That being said, that fat, orange idiot making a "space force" plan to distract from his bad headlines is no plan at all.

  • million_monkeys
    -1 points Jul 14,2019, 1:17pm

    Both countries have a massive military industrial complex. That's the driving force behind this. More excuses to take tax dollars

  • newsorpigal
    0 points Jul 14,2019, 3:28pm

    I can't wait to see which nation is the first to trample the Outer Space Treaty. Will it be American orbital nukes? Russian kinetic bombardment platforms? Chinese armed lunar occupation? The possibilities are endless!

  • wamoswamos
    0 points Jul 14,2019, 4:23pm

    Lots of scientific advancements comes from war

  • scavenger-turtle
    -3 points Jul 14,2019, 12:17pm

    They are gonna bomb us with bread and cheese. Then surrender

  • PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY
    -2 points Jul 14,2019, 3:28pm

    Space force bro. Old news. Gotta fight the bad aliens, you know, the purple ones, like... Gross... Am I right my glipglops?!

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Honestly...As amusing as it is the bloody thing is suppose to be in September.

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COMMENTS

  • hbagz
    75 points Jul 14,2019, 10:49am

    but isn't this another Area 51 post?

  • baldengineer
    13 points Jul 14,2019, 11:14am

    At this point, all I am seeing are posts saying there are too many.

    So why make a post about it?

  • MooseChain
    11 points Jul 14,2019, 5:18am

    I can’t handle another month and a half of this

  • Fleckengamer
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 2:30pm

    You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

  • VoiceOfRealson
    7 points Jul 14,2019, 6:55am

    Good odds are that it is all part of a marketing campaign for a movie, tv-series or game.

  • likethemouse
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 1:31pm

    Kind of defeats the purpose if the government knows in advanced and can plan accordingly

  • tangymagosalmon
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:05pm

    Issa meme

  • eydryan
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 10:47am

    It will be dead by then.

  • EverybodyChilli
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:08am

    "Too damn high to leave enough time to plan a successful raid"

  • baritones-are-big
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 12:11pm

    It’s reached even the non-meme subreddits I’m part of and it’s getting annoying

  • cowboyfromhell324
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 1:06pm

    When I saw the date, I figured it was too early and would peter out before it got here.

  • big_chngs25
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:18pm

    Agreed

  • peepeeonmydoodoo
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:36pm

    Thank you. I was starting to wonder if shit was going down today or something. And as for all the people saying there is only going to be 20 be there...that just sounds crazy. I predict thousands. I mean probably only 20 people dumb/crazy enough to participate, but I gotta think there will be thousands there to spectate. I know if I was anywhere in a 100 mile radius I'd be there to watch.

  • zeropi
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:56pm

    but thats the point, everybody wants to meme this shit now whille its still fresh. as the time to actually go there aproaches, people will start to "forget" about it, or just say that the meme died down. ideally this is the best way to let the hype die down in a natural form, so nobody will feel pressured or compelled to actually go there.

  • Not_Ice_frog
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:03pm

    reddit hivemind loves anything trendy. Easy karma/attention

  • pyrowipe
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:10pm

    These posts are equivalent to shushing loudly in a theater.

  • akujiki87
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:13pm

    Wait, so you're saying that there's too many posts on the internet, about a popular potential meme event!? No, impossible I dare say!

  • Thereminz
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:47pm

    duh you gotta let everyone know so we get more people to go in september

  • teitd
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 4:40pm

    Gee...I wonder what other issue this is trying to distract us from...

  • existentialzebra
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 4:55pm

    makes an Area 51 post

  • Lane_63
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 5:21pm

    Wrong, and also you’re participating now.

  • azreel
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 5:56pm

    Wait...

    I have to put up with this nonsense until September?!

  • IGotsDasPilez
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 1:29pm

    Welcome to Reddit in the summer. Maybe I'm just a cynical old man, but every time school/college is out for a break, the quality of posts goes down, and rehashed content goes up. I like memes as much as anyone, but they seem to crest higher and last longer when kids and young adults aren't occupied with school. I'd love to see if there was any hard data on that, or if it's just me being a curmudgeon.

  • Son_of_Sithis
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:10pm

    This is the absolute worst fucking subreddit. I only joined cus it was a suggestion. What a cringe fest for ancient memes

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  • hbagz
    75 points Jul 14,2019, 10:49am

    but isn't this another Area 51 post?

  • baldengineer
    13 points Jul 14,2019, 11:14am

    At this point, all I am seeing are posts saying there are too many.

    So why make a post about it?

  • MooseChain
    11 points Jul 14,2019, 5:18am

    I can’t handle another month and a half of this

  • QuantumLiberty
    17 points Jul 14,2019, 11:52am

    At this point I'm genuinely wondering if this was started by Russian social destabilization efforts, or at the very least identified and blown up far larger far more quickly than it otherwise would be. Trying to get people, and in the case of the mythos surrounding area 51 many mentally unstable people, to fuck with military bases EN MASSE for no good reason is a concoction of napalm mixed with dynamite. Mob mentality is a scary, and when you're in the middle of it incredibly thrilling thing. Putting that kind of crowd at odds with not police but military personnel is so FUCKING ABSURDLY DANGEROUS, and the result of any casualty or injury from non lethal deterrents goes on to be another political nightmare to add to an already chaotic pile.

    I would like very much to be able to see and parse through accounts at the start or at any spike of activity around this facebook group on facebook and other social media platforms to look for signs of coordinated external influence. Even though "the raid" is obviously such an incredibly stupid idea that most of the talk surrounding it is mocking it for it's stupidity it still is everywhere in what seemingly looks like an artificial amount of support. So much so that you made this meme pointing out the fact that it's way more widespread way more quickly than it ever should be.

  • Fleckengamer
    3 points Jul 14,2019, 2:30pm

    You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

  • VoiceOfRealson
    7 points Jul 14,2019, 6:55am

    Good odds are that it is all part of a marketing campaign for a movie, tv-series or game.

  • likethemouse
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 1:31pm

    Kind of defeats the purpose if the government knows in advanced and can plan accordingly

  • tangymagosalmon
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:05pm

    Issa meme

  • eydryan
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 10:47am

    It will be dead by then.

  • EverybodyChilli
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 8:08am

    "Too damn high to leave enough time to plan a successful raid"

  • baritones-are-big
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 12:11pm

    It’s reached even the non-meme subreddits I’m part of and it’s getting annoying

  • cowboyfromhell324
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 1:06pm

    When I saw the date, I figured it was too early and would peter out before it got here.

  • big_chngs25
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:18pm

    Agreed

  • peepeeonmydoodoo
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:36pm

    Thank you. I was starting to wonder if shit was going down today or something. And as for all the people saying there is only going to be 20 be there...that just sounds crazy. I predict thousands. I mean probably only 20 people dumb/crazy enough to participate, but I gotta think there will be thousands there to spectate. I know if I was anywhere in a 100 mile radius I'd be there to watch.

  • zeropi
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 2:56pm

    but thats the point, everybody wants to meme this shit now whille its still fresh. as the time to actually go there aproaches, people will start to "forget" about it, or just say that the meme died down. ideally this is the best way to let the hype die down in a natural form, so nobody will feel pressured or compelled to actually go there.

  • Not_Ice_frog
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:03pm

    reddit hivemind loves anything trendy. Easy karma/attention

  • pyrowipe
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:10pm

    These posts are equivalent to shushing loudly in a theater.

  • akujiki87
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:13pm

    Wait, so you're saying that there's too many posts on the internet, about a popular potential meme event!? No, impossible I dare say!

  • Thereminz
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:47pm

    duh you gotta let everyone know so we get more people to go in september

  • teitd
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 4:40pm

    Gee...I wonder what other issue this is trying to distract us from...

  • existentialzebra
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 4:55pm

    makes an Area 51 post

  • Lane_63
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 5:21pm

    Wrong, and also you’re participating now.

  • azreel
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 5:56pm

    Wait...

    I have to put up with this nonsense until September?!

  • IGotsDasPilez
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 1:29pm

    Welcome to Reddit in the summer. Maybe I'm just a cynical old man, but every time school/college is out for a break, the quality of posts goes down, and rehashed content goes up. I like memes as much as anyone, but they seem to crest higher and last longer when kids and young adults aren't occupied with school. I'd love to see if there was any hard data on that, or if it's just me being a curmudgeon.

  • Son_of_Sithis
    1 points Jul 14,2019, 3:10pm

    This is the absolute worst fucking subreddit. I only joined cus it was a suggestion. What a cringe fest for ancient memes

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Happens on lots of family meetups unfortunately.

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COMMENTS

  • WhatIfImDragonborn
    8 points Jul 14,2019, 1:40pm

    Stop bringing up politics, uncle Todd

  • saxxy_assassin
    7 points Jul 14,2019, 5:10pm

    Protip from a fellow introvert: find your nest. Whether it be on a comfy couch, a swing in the back yard, or in the neighbor's bushes. Just do what you need to get some relaxation and room.

  • TThor
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 7:09pm

    And here at my family gathering, we sat around a campfire, nobody mentioned politics, and my aunt passed around jello shots. I love my family (or, at least, my father's side of the family)

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  • WhatIfImDragonborn
    8 points Jul 14,2019, 1:40pm

    Stop bringing up politics, uncle Todd

  • saxxy_assassin
    7 points Jul 14,2019, 5:10pm

    Protip from a fellow introvert: find your nest. Whether it be on a comfy couch, a swing in the back yard, or in the neighbor's bushes. Just do what you need to get some relaxation and room.

  • TThor
    2 points Jul 14,2019, 7:09pm

    And here at my family gathering, we sat around a campfire, nobody mentioned politics, and my aunt passed around jello shots. I love my family (or, at least, my father's side of the family)

  • vlasvilneous
    -10 points Jul 14,2019, 3:29pm

    Not my family, but maybe this trope is an easy karma grab for OP

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Is it a thing?

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That will show her.

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