Bitch..sit back down.
I still can't name six things without one of them being Jackie Chan
He's like the opposite of Sean Connery: always with a closed fist
Imagine flipping through the channels and seeing this without context
"Sorry!" - Every Jackie Chan movie
There's a chapter in Writing Movies for
Fun and Profit dedicated to Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant's meeting with Jackie Chan at a restaurant:
Jackie’s amazing. He had two different bowls of soup, which he drank out of the bowl as if he were James Bond and the soup was a martini, and then he did some kung fu and flicked a toothpick at my eyeball.
What is happening there?
I heard she was asking for it
He knows her dream is to get slapped by Jackie Chan so he slaps her.
He didn't hit her. He was showing what he had to do in movies. Watch the original.
I guess jackie chan IS going to have to slap a bitch.
All I can think of when I see your username is this guy.
Is that Ann Coulter?
Ain't no stunt doubles in this gif!
I think this belongs in r/maleempowerment.
He's opposed to the recognition of free speech rights in China. So yeah, kind of a dick.
Jackie Chan is kind of a badass who don't take no shit from nobody.