Poop nunchucks, aw yeaaa
This actually happened. Wi Che ate the gauze and tape from his paw after he tore his pad open. The next day we found these glorious shitchuks. Two half turds connected by one long bandaid.
That dog is very, very lucky he didn't get gastrointestinal striction. That would have involved a much more expensive trip to the vet than simple re-bandaging and e-collar.
Warning: Poop is the best flag evar
This reminds me of the time my dog - who was a puppy at the time - ate a sock without our knowledge. We let him outside to do his business later and a few minutes later we heard him screaming his poor little lungs out. My dad had to go out there and pull the sock from his asshole.
Haven't we all had that momentous crap that just goes on forever, that single long turd that feels like you're shitting an anaconda? And when that monster finally does finish uncoiling from the depths of your bowels, you really do feel kinda reborn?
Bet the dog felt like that.
Our dog used to eat tinsel off the Christmas tree.
Usually resulted in a 4-5' train of little balls of shit tied together with shiny silver strands.
Looking back, I'm glad my mom told us it was bad for the dog, because we wanted to see that EVERY DAY.
Really? Are we that sensitive? Doesn't everybody poop?
My dog has the palate of an upper class British man and would never do that, you're friends dog must be part homeless
Jump rope, anyone?
I saw something similar in the cat's litter box last year when he started eating tinsel off the xmas tree.
Well I guess the band aid worked, it kept all the shit together.
Potty time with my puppy is always an adventure.
Better out than in.
My dog used to eat dryer sheets, got the similar effect of his poop.
Seriously, What the fuck.
Regret The Click
Really of all the shit that appears on this subreddit "POOP" gets its own warning?
....This could totally have killed him.
I mean, obviously, it didn't this time.. But if anyone else encouters this... Definitely take your pet to the vet....
My dog one ate 2 of my baby sisters socks and one of mine.
My cat ate a broken elastic band and had a elastic band hanging out of his butt when he was walking around. He didn't like me after I pulled it out.
My Husky did the same after she was bit by a dog. When she started pooping it out she freaked out and started running around. I had to pin her down and help bull it out using a doggy bag as a glove.
For some reason Warning: Poop makes me laugh every time I see it.
Warning poop... I expect to see much worse than poop on this sub, so I don't think "poop" needs a warning...
The poop warning label made me laugh. Ha ha!
Our cat, soon after we got him, got hold of one of our kids' rocket balloons. We found him at the litter box howling and I had pull the stupid thing out of him. He was completely fine and a new "no rocket balloon" rule was instituted.
for fucks sake, why did I click on that
My dog did the same, except he ate a bandage wrap we left on the table, and it got stuck in his stomach for about a week and almost died from it
His booboo looks crunchy
My dog ate a long piece of skinny rope once. It got stuck and dangled out of his ass while he frantically tried to get it out. I was the only one home at the time...disgusting.
For my warning flags, for some reason I only get the beginning of them. For example, I get "WARNING: G..." for gore, "WARNING: Gro..." for gross, and in this case, "WARNING: Po..." The thing is, that flair is also for porn. Nothing prepared me. NOTHING.
I'm actually positively relieved that's poop. I wasn't sure at first...
That's why you put the cone thing on its head.
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I didn't think the dog ate and actually swallowed it. I was thinking ate as in gnawed and chewed and oh fuck that's a paw at the other end!
My friends cat ate the tinsel on the Christmas tree every year, it had well, streamers until new years.
Well, that's new
Am I the only one that didn't know there was a "Warning: Poop" tag?
The old snake in the dog turd prank, classic.
Skipping rope level: Master
"Warning: Poop"... made me laugh so hard. It just sounds kinda funny.
Well ain't that some shit.
how fucking clean does that dog feel right now
Wait...there's a "Warning: Poop" tag?
Here I was, thinking there was only Gore, Death, and Nudity.
I couldn't wrap my head around this picture and perceived it as an 8foot shit for so long.
I was so confused.
Holy fuck look at the size of those turds
My friends dog did that. We didn't know where the bandage went until she walked by and it was hanging out of her ass! He put on some gloves and pulled it out.
When I first looked I thought that his paw had fallen off and was only attached by the remaining bandage. What have you done to me Reddit?
are we upvoting poop again?
fuck it, have an upvote
Oh god for a second I thought it was a picture of a dog that ate his paw in half.
Are we gonna do this poop thing again?
My girlfriend's dog injured his tail, so they had to put a bandage on it. She left him with her mom's boyfriend as babysitter, and he wasn't very watchful.
When she got him back, he ate both the bandage and his tail.
She does not put bandages on him anymore, for any reason.
Next nokia commercial.
You know the dog had the greatest feeling of relief when it was finally done coming out.
warning poop is such a great and accurate warning. I wish there were more."Warning: penis""Warning: gaping asshole""Warning: Buckets and buckets of semen. And a gaping asshole."
"Warning:poop" is the best warning ever. Thank you.
At first i read that as "ate the bandaged wounded paw."
Kinda like when my dog eats tampons, only its bloodier.
My first dog used to eat socks... similar results
You had me at the tag "Warning: Poop"
your dog made poop nunchuks.
It looks like it was a living thing and seething ripped it in half exposing its intestines
Meh. My dog use to pass whole tube socks. That made for easy cleanup in the back yard though.
I was relieved to see it was poop. I assumed the worst and thought the left poop was actually the dog's paw.
edit: Ah... Poop label.
lol Warning:Poop. Do we really need a poop warning on /r/WTF?
My dog ate a condom once (and by once, I mean the first of three separate occasions). I had to pull it out of his ass with the poop bag, and it made a nice shlick-pop noise as the remaining portion that he was unable to push out of his anus snapped free. The boyfriend who contributed the tasty semen sauce that made the condom so irresistible to my dumbass dog was there to witness the entire thing.
I don't often say this on WTF, but WTF.
Eh.... that's fucked up knowing he could have died in the process very easily. I'm not shaming anyone because does eat stuff. That is how they are. I just would not have taken a pic of it and put in on the internet in hopes to get attention for it. I disagree very much with that said.