Mathew 20:16

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  • sunbolts

    2 years ago

    He that is without racing skills, let him cast a blue shell.

  • losthero15

    2 years ago

    Nobody ever talks about the other side of this issue:

    You are having a terrible race. Been taking red shells up the ass. You even got hit with a banana. A BANANA! But this is Mario Kart. One good item can turn the race around. You just need a Gold Musroom or maybe even a Bullet Bi...

    A BLUE SHELL?!?! THIS WON"T GET ME SHIT!

    Comes in 11th

  • thod360

    2 years ago

    Forget going medieval. Blue shells are going biblical

  • heavy_head

    2 years ago

    Artist- Scott Johnson

    Check him out!

  • Starsy

    2 years ago

    More like "The first shall be last, and the second shall be first, and the third shall be second..."

  • TheFatMistake

    2 years ago

    Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil.

  • yourmessageinblood

    2 years ago

    I only really HATE a few things in this world and that blue shell is one of them.

  • OccasionallyWise

    2 years ago

    Mathew Mario 20:16

  • cocacola1

    2 years ago

    The most accurate thing I've ever seen.

  • Trainer-Grey

    2 years ago

    ...I never once thought such a thought provoking quote that came from the Bible could link to any video game...Wow.

  • get_outta_mah_swamp

    2 years ago

    This is incredibly poignant.

  • GambitXIII

    2 years ago

    Amen

  • gngamer

    2 years ago

    Matthew was totally MLG pro.

  • yargabavan

    2 years ago

    Okay I want this on a shirt. How do I make this happen? Also can I make the shirt one of those cool Japanese trench coats that the delinquent gang bosses wear?

  • Taiter91

    2 years ago

    I want this like done up in a frame for my new retro gaming room lol

  • TorinoCobra070

    2 years ago

    Amen.

  • Supernova141

    2 years ago

    And those in the middle... stayed pretty much around the same place, I guess

  • northredwoods

    2 years ago

    Not another Blue Shell!

  • cosmicmoss

    2 years ago

    For the times they are a changin'

  • Mr_Muffish

    2 years ago

    Well that was pretty goddam epic.

  • susrev

    2 years ago

    2016 confirmed for Year of the Blue Shell.

  • ajudge08

    2 years ago

    There is literally no reason for blue shells to exist! I've always wondered what the purpose is in fucking over the first place guy when you're in 6th place.

  • christophicas

    2 years ago

    Spiny shell isn't really going to do much to help the person in last overtake places 2nd through 7th.

  • MrGylo

    2 years ago

    Also known as, flying economy.