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#1 Got to skate against Ovi today! He is freakishly quick, freakishly strong.

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • __hash__
    653 points Aug 20,2019, 2:05pm

    I’d like to think I’d take it easy on people if I was a sports megastar, but in reality it’s probably more fun to just dice people and put on a show

  • c0unt3rparts
    173 points Aug 20,2019, 2:06pm

    "I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong! And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size!"

  • NarcoticTurkey
    144 points Aug 20,2019, 2:07pm

    Russian machine never break

  • egg-land
    135 points Aug 20,2019, 2:16pm

    Is this obi guy good at hockey or something

  • ns10fan
    27 points Aug 20,2019, 2:03pm

    Awesome

  • RooLoL
    72 points Aug 20,2019, 2:07pm

    He looks way bigger than I ever though holy shit. What a dream musta been fun.

    What was the event OP?

  • Super_Toot
    15 points Aug 20,2019, 2:06pm

    So cool. How did you pull this off?

  • MacV_89
    30 points Aug 20,2019, 2:06pm

    That’s so cool. Love Ovi! He’s such a great ambassador for the game.

  • Tinywampa
    28 points Aug 20,2019, 2:19pm

    His quads seem thicker than your torso. No offense to you of course.

  • fitzbrenski
    12 points Aug 20,2019, 2:11pm

    Holy shit what a dream! Good for you, dude!

  • im-mundt
    10 points Aug 20,2019, 2:16pm

    So it’s not just TV tricks and weak opponents?

    Does everyone in Russia get to skate with home or something? This is incredible!!

  • Hockeyman345
    10 points Aug 20,2019, 3:33pm

    Went to a Stars game against the Caps. Sat on the shooting side so I got to see him warm up. Holy crap his one timer is fast. Had one hit off the crossbar during warm ups, go over the netting and land right in front of me. Kept it of course but man as a goalie myself, he would give me nightmares if I was out there.

  • CelebrantDaMan
    9 points Aug 20,2019, 2:04pm

    Damn

  • mudsharkNZ
    9 points Aug 20,2019, 2:29pm

    Did you fight him?

  • yungshampoobottle
    7 points Aug 20,2019, 3:13pm

    so youre telling me ovi is.... freakishly ovi?

  • bthompson04
    6 points Aug 20,2019, 3:25pm

    Did you happen to play some men’s league in northern NJ a few years ago? Pretty sure I recognize you, OP.

  • stevrock
    7 points Aug 20,2019, 3:57pm

    Is almost as if he's one of the best players in the world.

  • lelique
    4 points Aug 20,2019, 2:22pm

    What's up with your laces?

  • dodging__wrenches
    4 points Aug 20,2019, 2:41pm

    Wait is it Ovi or Ovie. Look at his stick

  • 0ILERS
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:44pm

    JFC look at the curve on Ovi's stick. How his one timers don't always go over the net is beyond me.

  • WingsOfChicken
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:04pm

    Клевый фото. где это было?

  • rizzycant
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:29pm

    Oh very nice! Any other players us North Americans would recognize?

  • Coffee_Prophet
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 4:40pm

    Are you 2 holding hands?

    I want to hold ovis hand.

  • Guilepowers
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 4:54pm

    This looks like an 80s before and after photo... where the two people are obviously not the same person but the marketing team doesn't care.

  • jmannino19
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 2:59pm

    freakishly good

  • colevatican
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:34pm

    Block any shots?

  • hullkogan
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:36pm

    Nice.

  • crimedog04
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:43pm

    That's cool and all, but what the hell is goin on with those laces

  • kevbear_
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:30pm

    Yeah but how’s his shot?

  • zajde1jc
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:39pm

    Probably why he is in the NHL

  • smp4111
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:44pm

    Did you have the chance to ask him if they were going to be the fucking suck next season?

  • agt13
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:44pm

    Do you ever get the feeling that he was actually trying?

  • dcmix5
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:45pm

    A buddy of mine skated with Crosby this winter...also a freakish human out there

  • AaronQ94
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 5:17pm

    You're one lucky guy!

  • Acolyte_of_Death
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:20pm

    I could take him in a 1v1 no holds barred fight

  • cuzimacontrarian
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 2:48pm

    For his size he is freakishly fast. The sweet spot for speed is 5’10” to 6’2”

    I think his childhood gymnastics helped out a great deal

  • tuhn
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 2:50pm

    That's one massive Russian flag in the background.

  • jlamrgn
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 2:53pm

    That’s so sick dude

  • ultrq
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 3:44pm

    He wearing sock or just shin pads lol

  • jeffmartel
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 3:56pm

    Check Bobby Ryan vs Beer leaguer. It's interesting.

  • BKusser25
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 3:57pm

    Alexei Obechken gud hockey shooter

  • JDeeezie
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 4:03pm

    Being a kid even the jr teams looked crazy good. Couldn’t even imagine what this is like.

  • AaronEkmad
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 4:44pm

    How did you get this opportunity in the first place? Do you live in Russia?

  • postthereddit
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 4:55pm

    Russian army?

  • Omnivirus
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:02pm

    Owen Nolan showed up to a Sunday open shinny I was playing in. It was off season, he was super out of shape (beer belly style), and he was absolutely wrecking everyone out there, despite being at the end of his career and not even seemingly trying.

    The speed and skill of NHL players, even below average (which Nolan was at this point) is still incredible.

  • Phil_Beavers
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:04pm

    Awesome!

  • NEXTBOT_478C2
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:19pm

    Lucky mate! How was it?

  • owentaylor31
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:37pm

    I play in a beer/rec league with my dad and a bunch of his friends. i'm a high school hockey player, nothing too special, our team has 2 former NHL players, a former player for colgate and a few former and current jr A-C players. them being 45 and over for the most part, apart from me and 2 other jr players, i thought i could stand a chance against these for.er nhl players. boy was i wrong. that game i learned the dedication and skills needed to go into the nhl, and even though i'm 30ish years younger than them, they can still dice you beyond repair

  • pearcheese
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:40pm

    What’s up with your laces?

  • maximus_96
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:53pm

    Well he’s a pro athlete...what did you expect?

  • Jontenn
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:57pm

    Out of all pro athletes I'd like to shake hands and meet with, I'd pick Ovi and Alfie. Very jealous. I'd get an autographed winter classic caps jersey or a russian one if I were you.

  • Rokman2012
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:06pm

    'The Russian Tank'

    ... and he wasn't even trying ;)

    Cool post.

  • beanden_swab
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:07pm

    Frame this

  • mitchnjd
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:09pm

    To be fair his attributes are a direct result of......THE RUSSIAN GAS

  • IfUCKFATBITCHeSz
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:09pm

    Well yeah

  • dash9K
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:12pm

    Rocking the rolled up jersey and caps wrist pads.

    I think I’m obsessed with pictures of Ovi and his wrist pads.

  • mrpopenfresh
    -4 points Aug 20,2019, 3:20pm

    He’s an elite pro athlete. Whaddaya expect?

  • ballabate4
    0 points Aug 20,2019, 4:38pm

    HGH fueled Russian chugging 6 packs of coke, I would assume he’s strong and quick

  • Schadenfreude696
    -5 points Aug 20,2019, 2:59pm

    Tell him to get Putin's tiny dick outta his mouth for me plz.

  • Just4TodayIthink
    -2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:49pm

    You just figured this out ?

  • Fidelis29
    -3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:26pm

    Hmmm so he's not slow and weak. Interesting

  • twicecc
    -17 points Aug 20,2019, 2:32pm

    No shit? i had no idea he was fast or strong. good to know

  • ZedOmbie
    -15 points Aug 20,2019, 2:48pm

    Uhhhh no shit

  • UNaytoss
    -30 points Aug 20,2019, 2:19pm

    shoulda slew footed him

COMMENTS

  • __hash__
    653 points Aug 20,2019, 2:05pm

    I’d like to think I’d take it easy on people if I was a sports megastar, but in reality it’s probably more fun to just dice people and put on a show

  • c0unt3rparts
    173 points Aug 20,2019, 2:06pm

    "I'd be a bloody fool if he didn't frighten me. He's freakish big and freakish strong! And quicker than you'd expect for a man of that size!"

  • NarcoticTurkey
    144 points Aug 20,2019, 2:07pm

    Russian machine never break

  • BluesBrother57
    42 points Aug 20,2019, 2:05pm

    That’s awesome, I hope no one tried to block his shot!

  • egg-land
    135 points Aug 20,2019, 2:16pm

    Is this obi guy good at hockey or something

  • ns10fan
    27 points Aug 20,2019, 2:03pm

    Awesome

  • RooLoL
    72 points Aug 20,2019, 2:07pm

    He looks way bigger than I ever though holy shit. What a dream musta been fun.

    What was the event OP?

  • Super_Toot
    15 points Aug 20,2019, 2:06pm

    So cool. How did you pull this off?

  • MacV_89
    30 points Aug 20,2019, 2:06pm

    That’s so cool. Love Ovi! He’s such a great ambassador for the game.

  • Tinywampa
    28 points Aug 20,2019, 2:19pm

    His quads seem thicker than your torso. No offense to you of course.

  • fitzbrenski
    12 points Aug 20,2019, 2:11pm

    Holy shit what a dream! Good for you, dude!

  • im-mundt
    10 points Aug 20,2019, 2:16pm

    So it’s not just TV tricks and weak opponents?

    Does everyone in Russia get to skate with home or something? This is incredible!!

  • Hockeyman345
    10 points Aug 20,2019, 3:33pm

    Went to a Stars game against the Caps. Sat on the shooting side so I got to see him warm up. Holy crap his one timer is fast. Had one hit off the crossbar during warm ups, go over the netting and land right in front of me. Kept it of course but man as a goalie myself, he would give me nightmares if I was out there.

  • CelebrantDaMan
    9 points Aug 20,2019, 2:04pm

    Damn

  • mudsharkNZ
    9 points Aug 20,2019, 2:29pm

    Did you fight him?

  • yungshampoobottle
    7 points Aug 20,2019, 3:13pm

    so youre telling me ovi is.... freakishly ovi?

  • bthompson04
    6 points Aug 20,2019, 3:25pm

    Did you happen to play some men’s league in northern NJ a few years ago? Pretty sure I recognize you, OP.

  • stevrock
    7 points Aug 20,2019, 3:57pm

    Is almost as if he's one of the best players in the world.

  • lelique
    4 points Aug 20,2019, 2:22pm

    What's up with your laces?

  • dodging__wrenches
    4 points Aug 20,2019, 2:41pm

    Wait is it Ovi or Ovie. Look at his stick

  • 0ILERS
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:44pm

    JFC look at the curve on Ovi's stick. How his one timers don't always go over the net is beyond me.

  • WingsOfChicken
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:04pm

    Клевый фото. где это было?

  • rizzycant
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:29pm

    Oh very nice! Any other players us North Americans would recognize?

  • Coffee_Prophet
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 4:40pm

    Are you 2 holding hands?

    I want to hold ovis hand.

  • Guilepowers
    3 points Aug 20,2019, 4:54pm

    This looks like an 80s before and after photo... where the two people are obviously not the same person but the marketing team doesn't care.

  • jmannino19
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 2:59pm

    freakishly good

  • colevatican
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:34pm

    Block any shots?

  • hullkogan
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:36pm

    Nice.

  • crimedog04
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:43pm

    That's cool and all, but what the hell is goin on with those laces

  • kevbear_
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:30pm

    Yeah but how’s his shot?

  • zajde1jc
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:39pm

    Probably why he is in the NHL

  • smp4111
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:44pm

    Did you have the chance to ask him if they were going to be the fucking suck next season?

  • agt13
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:44pm

    Do you ever get the feeling that he was actually trying?

  • dcmix5
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:45pm

    A buddy of mine skated with Crosby this winter...also a freakish human out there

  • AaronQ94
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 5:17pm

    You're one lucky guy!

  • Acolyte_of_Death
    2 points Aug 20,2019, 3:20pm

    I could take him in a 1v1 no holds barred fight

  • cuzimacontrarian
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 2:48pm

    For his size he is freakishly fast. The sweet spot for speed is 5’10” to 6’2”

    I think his childhood gymnastics helped out a great deal

  • tuhn
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 2:50pm

    That's one massive Russian flag in the background.

  • jlamrgn
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 2:53pm

    That’s so sick dude

  • ultrq
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 3:44pm

    He wearing sock or just shin pads lol

  • jeffmartel
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 3:56pm

    Check Bobby Ryan vs Beer leaguer. It's interesting.

  • BKusser25
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 3:57pm

    Alexei Obechken gud hockey shooter

  • JDeeezie
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 4:03pm

    Being a kid even the jr teams looked crazy good. Couldn’t even imagine what this is like.

  • AaronEkmad
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 4:44pm

    How did you get this opportunity in the first place? Do you live in Russia?

  • postthereddit
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 4:55pm

    Russian army?

  • Omnivirus
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:02pm

    Owen Nolan showed up to a Sunday open shinny I was playing in. It was off season, he was super out of shape (beer belly style), and he was absolutely wrecking everyone out there, despite being at the end of his career and not even seemingly trying.

    The speed and skill of NHL players, even below average (which Nolan was at this point) is still incredible.

  • Phil_Beavers
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:04pm

    Awesome!

  • NEXTBOT_478C2
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:19pm

    Lucky mate! How was it?

  • owentaylor31
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:37pm

    I play in a beer/rec league with my dad and a bunch of his friends. i'm a high school hockey player, nothing too special, our team has 2 former NHL players, a former player for colgate and a few former and current jr A-C players. them being 45 and over for the most part, apart from me and 2 other jr players, i thought i could stand a chance against these for.er nhl players. boy was i wrong. that game i learned the dedication and skills needed to go into the nhl, and even though i'm 30ish years younger than them, they can still dice you beyond repair

  • pearcheese
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:40pm

    What’s up with your laces?

  • maximus_96
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:53pm

    Well he’s a pro athlete...what did you expect?

  • Jontenn
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 5:57pm

    Out of all pro athletes I'd like to shake hands and meet with, I'd pick Ovi and Alfie. Very jealous. I'd get an autographed winter classic caps jersey or a russian one if I were you.

  • Rokman2012
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:06pm

    'The Russian Tank'

    ... and he wasn't even trying ;)

    Cool post.

  • beanden_swab
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:07pm

    Frame this

  • mitchnjd
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:09pm

    To be fair his attributes are a direct result of......THE RUSSIAN GAS

  • IfUCKFATBITCHeSz
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:09pm

    Well yeah

  • dash9K
    1 points Aug 20,2019, 6:12pm

    Rocking the rolled up jersey and caps wrist pads.

    I think I’m obsessed with pictures of Ovi and his wrist pads.

  • mrpopenfresh
    -4 points Aug 20,2019, 3:20pm

    He’s an elite pro athlete. Whaddaya expect?

  • ballabate4
    0 points Aug 20,2019, 4:38pm

    HGH fueled Russian chugging 6 packs of coke, I would assume he’s strong and quick

  • Schadenfreude696
    -5 points Aug 20,2019, 2:59pm

    Tell him to get Putin's tiny dick outta his mouth for me plz.

  • Just4TodayIthink
    -2 points Aug 20,2019, 4:49pm

    You just figured this out ?

  • Fidelis29
    -3 points Aug 20,2019, 3:26pm

    Hmmm so he's not slow and weak. Interesting

  • twicecc
    -17 points Aug 20,2019, 2:32pm

    No shit? i had no idea he was fast or strong. good to know

  • ZedOmbie
    -15 points Aug 20,2019, 2:48pm

    Uhhhh no shit

  • UNaytoss
    -30 points Aug 20,2019, 2:19pm

    shoulda slew footed him

● ● ●

#2 In-Laws were cleaning out their store. My youngest now has this bad boy on his wall.

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • dirtbum
    153 points Aug 19,2019, 9:27am

    He's got the Titan Pro Jr, it looks a foot too short.

  • FR4UDUL3NT
    100 points Aug 19,2019, 9:54am

    Get that shit framed! I had a couple of posters in my room as a kid that I had to leave there because I couldn't get them off the wall without tearing them, and it broke my heart when I went off to college.

  • Chili_Palmer
    54 points Aug 19,2019, 9:45am

    Who's Wayse Gregly?

  • brown_and_water
    13 points Aug 19,2019, 11:06am

    What catches my eye is that he's advertising a product in his NHL uniform. Unless 7-Up was a major sponsor of the NHL or Edmonton Oilers, most athletes wear a stripped down jersey of the team they're on with no crest.

  • MathMaddox
    11 points Aug 19,2019, 11:10am

    "Canada is turning 7up!" - Wayne Gretzky -Micheal Scott

  • james-HIMself
    15 points Aug 19,2019, 9:27am

    Your youngest is turning 7UP

  • suicidekingdom
    8 points Aug 19,2019, 10:31am

    I remember when I was a kid all I wanted was a Titan stick and a Jofa helmet.

  • Chad_TreintaUno
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 9:42am

    Wayne 8 rethy

  • thebottlerocketeer
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 10:53am

    “Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

  • Maxpowr9
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 9:28am

    That doey-eyed ingénue.

  • jnmaniac1
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 11:06am

    Ahhh seeing the tape on that is killing me. You gotta find a frame for that.

  • _Connor
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 11:07am

    Look at that lettuce

  • blink0r
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 12:04pm

    Did you hang that shit up with scotch tape!?

    Why...

  • Repeter13
    4 points Aug 19,2019, 10:11am

    I had this exact poster on my basement wall as a kid. Now all I need is to find a GWG jeans ad with him.

  • Ellis4Life
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 10:10am

    What does it mean by “Canada’s turning 7UP”?

  • BrokenArmsFrigidMom
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 11:54am

    There’s a blast from the past. I remember that poster hanging in a little corner store where I grew up. If the store is still there the poster might be as well, I know it hung there well into the late 90s.

  • spivnv
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 1:34pm

    What is the store

  • Seanbowen13
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 2:09pm

    Is Canada turning into 7UP, turning up, or turning 7?

  • SnakeInLeafsPajamas
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 10:04am

    I'd like to take this opportunity to ask a question about bilingual private label sodas.

    How come Our Compliments knock-off version of 7up is called Choisi Up in French? Shouldn't it be "Choisi Haut" or something?

  • Tsquare43
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 12:48pm

    Nothing more 1980's than that. The hair cut especially

  • Purple_love_muscle
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 1:03pm

    Man whatever happened to that guy. Kinda lost track of him once he got traded.

  • show_me_ur_assets
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 1:19pm

    that’s dope.

  • cuzimacontrarian
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 1:38pm

    Not just the Titan stick but those Daoust 501’s were thee skate. No wonder Bauer had to buy & bury them...

  • avanross
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:14pm

    Sick i love 7up

  • Warkitz
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:25pm

    "Gretz holds a share 61 records in show you piece of shit don't nickel and dime the great one!"

  • somabokforlag
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:01pm

    One of the best players of all time!

  • jeepeebee
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:27pm

    Choose hockey

  • Frankiegoodfella
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:41pm

    That’s an AWESOME poster man !!

  • green_griffon
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 7:55pm

    Oh man, Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?!?

  • Tsujimoto3
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 8:37pm

    Going on 30 some years and I still have a dent in my right shin from a Titan.

  • donttakemyeyeholes
    0 points Aug 19,2019, 12:20pm

    Vague or clickbait titles will be removed. For example:This would be removed: "Found this gem while going through some old boxes"This would be allowed: "Winnipeg Jets ticket stub from 1989 I found in some old boxes"

COMMENTS

  • dirtbum
    153 points Aug 19,2019, 9:27am

    He's got the Titan Pro Jr, it looks a foot too short.

  • FR4UDUL3NT
    100 points Aug 19,2019, 9:54am

    Get that shit framed! I had a couple of posters in my room as a kid that I had to leave there because I couldn't get them off the wall without tearing them, and it broke my heart when I went off to college.

  • Chili_Palmer
    54 points Aug 19,2019, 9:45am

    Who's Wayse Gregly?

  • murlphy
    15 points Aug 19,2019, 10:38am

    Wayne Glensky!

  • brown_and_water
    13 points Aug 19,2019, 11:06am

    What catches my eye is that he's advertising a product in his NHL uniform. Unless 7-Up was a major sponsor of the NHL or Edmonton Oilers, most athletes wear a stripped down jersey of the team they're on with no crest.

  • MathMaddox
    11 points Aug 19,2019, 11:10am

    "Canada is turning 7up!" - Wayne Gretzky -Micheal Scott

  • james-HIMself
    15 points Aug 19,2019, 9:27am

    Your youngest is turning 7UP

  • suicidekingdom
    8 points Aug 19,2019, 10:31am

    I remember when I was a kid all I wanted was a Titan stick and a Jofa helmet.

  • Chad_TreintaUno
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 9:42am

    Wayne 8 rethy

  • thebottlerocketeer
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 10:53am

    “Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

  • Maxpowr9
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 9:28am

    That doey-eyed ingénue.

  • jnmaniac1
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 11:06am

    Ahhh seeing the tape on that is killing me. You gotta find a frame for that.

  • _Connor
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 11:07am

    Look at that lettuce

  • blink0r
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 12:04pm

    Did you hang that shit up with scotch tape!?

    Why...

  • Repeter13
    4 points Aug 19,2019, 10:11am

    I had this exact poster on my basement wall as a kid. Now all I need is to find a GWG jeans ad with him.

  • Ellis4Life
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 10:10am

    What does it mean by “Canada’s turning 7UP”?

  • BrokenArmsFrigidMom
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 11:54am

    There’s a blast from the past. I remember that poster hanging in a little corner store where I grew up. If the store is still there the poster might be as well, I know it hung there well into the late 90s.

  • spivnv
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 1:34pm

    What is the store

  • Seanbowen13
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 2:09pm

    Is Canada turning into 7UP, turning up, or turning 7?

  • SnakeInLeafsPajamas
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 10:04am

    I'd like to take this opportunity to ask a question about bilingual private label sodas.

    How come Our Compliments knock-off version of 7up is called Choisi Up in French? Shouldn't it be "Choisi Haut" or something?

  • Tsquare43
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 12:48pm

    Nothing more 1980's than that. The hair cut especially

  • Purple_love_muscle
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 1:03pm

    Man whatever happened to that guy. Kinda lost track of him once he got traded.

  • show_me_ur_assets
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 1:19pm

    that’s dope.

  • cuzimacontrarian
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 1:38pm

    Not just the Titan stick but those Daoust 501’s were thee skate. No wonder Bauer had to buy & bury them...

  • avanross
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:14pm

    Sick i love 7up

  • Warkitz
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:25pm

    "Gretz holds a share 61 records in show you piece of shit don't nickel and dime the great one!"

  • somabokforlag
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:01pm

    One of the best players of all time!

  • jeepeebee
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:27pm

    Choose hockey

  • Frankiegoodfella
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 5:41pm

    That’s an AWESOME poster man !!

  • green_griffon
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 7:55pm

    Oh man, Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?!?

  • Tsujimoto3
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 8:37pm

    Going on 30 some years and I still have a dent in my right shin from a Titan.

  • donttakemyeyeholes
    0 points Aug 19,2019, 12:20pm

    Vague or clickbait titles will be removed. For example:This would be removed: "Found this gem while going through some old boxes"This would be allowed: "Winnipeg Jets ticket stub from 1989 I found in some old boxes"

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#3 [Visualization] Playoff Appearances and Playoff Wins by Team Over the Past 20 Seasons.

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • Caboose119z
    79 points Aug 22,2019, 4:50pm

    Poor Sharks :(

  • PCLoadLetter-WTF
    54 points Aug 22,2019, 5:07pm

    Hello Sharkness my old friend...

  • red_87
    28 points Aug 22,2019, 5:01pm

    That’s a very nice chart. I like the results of it.

  • RynotheRam
    42 points Aug 22,2019, 4:54pm

    This is why it sucks being a Sharks fan, we're the Spurs of the NHL with no Cup

  • EarthWarping
    16 points Aug 22,2019, 5:38pm

    Somehow the Leafs are the most average team in terms of playoff performance the last 20 years despite making it 4 times in the last 15, and not winning a playoff round in those 15 years.

  • blackandebony
    14 points Aug 22,2019, 4:55pm

    I don’t like this graph

  • alreddy-reddit
    10 points Aug 22,2019, 5:36pm

    We don’t always make the playoffs, but when we do... stay thirsty my friends

    -Carolina Hurricanes

  • SnakeInLeafsPajamas
    9 points Aug 22,2019, 5:34pm

    There's an entire generation of Hurricanes fans that don't even know what a 1st/2nd round exit is.

  • Blakekalb
    5 points Aug 22,2019, 5:45pm

    hahaha hahaha haha hahaaaaaaaaaaaa end me.

  • McNasty1Point0
    14 points Aug 22,2019, 6:06pm

    Ottawa = Canada’s Team

  • patrickhoagland
    6 points Aug 22,2019, 6:21pm

    cant wake up

  • AboveTheBears
    6 points Aug 22,2019, 4:58pm

    It’s been so long since the last time that I forgot how often Buffalo made the playoffs this century

  • secona87
    7 points Aug 22,2019, 7:15pm

    Vegas needs to step up their game smh only 2 playoff appearances in the last 20 years 🤦‍♂️ they’re so overrated

  • epwnym
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 6:04pm

    MOGA

  • project305
    5 points Aug 22,2019, 6:16pm

    Hahaahhahhahahahahaahahaahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahaha

  • LoneRanger9
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 6:03pm

    Surprised the Avs are still so high when it feels like almost 20 years since they've even been bearable to watch.

  • foreverkasai
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 7:02pm

    God damn this hurts...

  • GrobbelaarsGloves
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 4:52pm

    Damnit Sharks why u do dis

  • TheGardiner
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 5:19pm

    I don't like that OTT has more than TO

  • GottaTakeaTrump
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 5:19pm

    Ouch

  • IdiacY
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:25pm

    K

  • Fokken__Prawns
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:34pm

    We are absurdly spoiled lol

  • marbsarebad
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:43pm

    cries into beer

  • SharkInTheNavy
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 7:35pm

    I knew what I was getting into, yet still clicked.

    This is exactly what it is like being a Sharks fan watching the playoffs.

  • Wearerisen
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 6:57pm

    God we're extraordinarily average.

  • maddscientist
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:07pm

    I'm going to look at this every time I see a chart ranking the Penguins prospect pool, to make myself feel better.

  • Asche111
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:23pm

    Dang it

  • OrganicRedditor
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:32pm

    I feel better about being Sens fan now! Stars too!!

  • j0n68
    -1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:11pm

    I thought Vegas was historically good

COMMENTS

  • Caboose119z
    79 points Aug 22,2019, 4:50pm

    Poor Sharks :(

  • PCLoadLetter-WTF
    54 points Aug 22,2019, 5:07pm

    Hello Sharkness my old friend...

  • red_87
    28 points Aug 22,2019, 5:01pm

    That’s a very nice chart. I like the results of it.

  • MOLightningBro
    22 points Aug 22,2019, 4:47pm
    TeamAppearancesWinsWins/Appearance
    CAR 6498.17
    VGK 2168.00
    CHI 10777.70
    PIT 161187.38
    TBL 10717.10
    BUF 7476.71
    COL 12806.67
    ANA 13856.54
    BOS 14916.50
    DAL 11716.45
    NJD 13836.38
    DET 171036.06
    SJS 181065.89
    LAK 10565.60
    NYR 11615.55
    TOR 10525.20
    WSH 14715.07
    PHI 15765.07
    STL 14694.93
    OTT 14644.57
    EDM 6274.50
    MTL 11484.36
    VAN 11474.27
    NSH 12514.25
    CGY 8313.88
    MIN 9262.89
    ARI 6172.83
    WPG 4112.75
    NYI 8202.50
    CBJ 5112.20
    FLA 351.67
  • RynotheRam
    42 points Aug 22,2019, 4:54pm

    This is why it sucks being a Sharks fan, we're the Spurs of the NHL with no Cup

  • EarthWarping
    16 points Aug 22,2019, 5:38pm

    Somehow the Leafs are the most average team in terms of playoff performance the last 20 years despite making it 4 times in the last 15, and not winning a playoff round in those 15 years.

  • blackandebony
    14 points Aug 22,2019, 4:55pm

    I don’t like this graph

  • alreddy-reddit
    10 points Aug 22,2019, 5:36pm

    We don’t always make the playoffs, but when we do... stay thirsty my friends

    -Carolina Hurricanes

  • SnakeInLeafsPajamas
    9 points Aug 22,2019, 5:34pm

    There's an entire generation of Hurricanes fans that don't even know what a 1st/2nd round exit is.

  • Blakekalb
    5 points Aug 22,2019, 5:45pm

    hahaha hahaha haha hahaaaaaaaaaaaa end me.

  • McNasty1Point0
    14 points Aug 22,2019, 6:06pm

    Ottawa = Canada’s Team

  • patrickhoagland
    6 points Aug 22,2019, 6:21pm

    cant wake up

  • AboveTheBears
    6 points Aug 22,2019, 4:58pm

    It’s been so long since the last time that I forgot how often Buffalo made the playoffs this century

  • secona87
    7 points Aug 22,2019, 7:15pm

    Vegas needs to step up their game smh only 2 playoff appearances in the last 20 years 🤦‍♂️ they’re so overrated

  • epwnym
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 6:04pm

    MOGA

  • project305
    5 points Aug 22,2019, 6:16pm

    Hahaahhahhahahahahaahahaahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahaha

  • LoneRanger9
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 6:03pm

    Surprised the Avs are still so high when it feels like almost 20 years since they've even been bearable to watch.

  • foreverkasai
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 7:02pm

    God damn this hurts...

  • GrobbelaarsGloves
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 4:52pm

    Damnit Sharks why u do dis

  • TheGardiner
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 5:19pm

    I don't like that OTT has more than TO

  • GottaTakeaTrump
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 5:19pm

    Ouch

  • IdiacY
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:25pm

    K

  • Fokken__Prawns
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:34pm

    We are absurdly spoiled lol

  • marbsarebad
    2 points Aug 22,2019, 6:43pm

    cries into beer

  • SharkInTheNavy
    3 points Aug 22,2019, 7:35pm

    I knew what I was getting into, yet still clicked.

    This is exactly what it is like being a Sharks fan watching the playoffs.

  • Wearerisen
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 6:57pm

    God we're extraordinarily average.

  • maddscientist
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:07pm

    I'm going to look at this every time I see a chart ranking the Penguins prospect pool, to make myself feel better.

  • Asche111
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:23pm

    Dang it

  • OrganicRedditor
    1 points Aug 22,2019, 8:32pm

    I feel better about being Sens fan now! Stars too!!

  • j0n68
    -1 points Aug 22,2019, 5:11pm

    I thought Vegas was historically good

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#4 I work at the rink PK was training at last week. Took some pics of his gear. Thought it was neat to see authentic pro gear up close.

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • EugeneMelnicc
    88 points Aug 19,2019, 12:27am

    I see the devils already gave him all the Devils merch possible. Devils bag, Devils bigger bag, Devils skate guards

  • FUCK_BIEGA
    26 points Aug 19,2019, 12:26am

    did you smell it?

  • UnderwaterPianos
    17 points Aug 19,2019, 12:23am
  • cantthinkuse
    64 points Aug 19,2019, 12:54am

    did you ask if you could take pictures?

  • 50in19
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 4:24am

    Is that a love letter from Lindsay vonn?

  • mrblakesteele
    10 points Aug 19,2019, 1:18am

    did you smell them

  • Luvswat
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 6:39am

    I like that he’s got three pairs of skates. Would love to pick his brain on why. I think he’s a ribcor user which explains the older pair but he’s got the two new models of tacks and jetspeed as well

  • RefillMyDrink
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 12:30am

    Where’s the Listerine?

  • MulderD
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 5:11am

    Huh. He’s got a pair of Tacks and a pair of Jetspeeds.

  • I_Am_Vladimir_Putin
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 8:38am

    What are all those boots in the trash?

  • Juball
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 10:55am

    Every PK post I see still hurts 😢

  • EugeneMelnicc
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 12:26am

    Is that a tennis ball in his bag?

  • crimdawgg
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 4:14am

    I have the same sandals!

  • xposijenx
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:10am

    Dang, those pants look like they're lined with velvet.

  • theninthcl0ud
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 10:40am

    On both skates, does it look like there's extra boot protection at the top by the eyelets or have I not seen new skates in a long time? I wonder if that's a customization us little people can get bc mine always get tore up there by the shin guards

  • burnSMACKER
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 11:39am

    The Tacks skates look odd. Is that AS2 Pro? Those wouldn't come out until next year. On top of that, it's on the old CCM holders

  • 11e92
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:27pm

    That red stick says “Palmieri”

  • Rulebreaking
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:29pm

    You should have tried it on to see what it feels like to be a pro.

  • TheKevinShow
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 3:04pm

    Come to r/hockeyjerseys and we’ll get you started on game-worn collecting.

    ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

  • jeep1960
    -8 points Aug 19,2019, 9:38am

    Hey will cause issues with team chemistry with the Devils as he has caused with every team he has played for . Devils fans should enjoy his tremendous talent because he will be gone in two years

COMMENTS

  • EugeneMelnicc
    88 points Aug 19,2019, 12:27am

    I see the devils already gave him all the Devils merch possible. Devils bag, Devils bigger bag, Devils skate guards

  • FUCK_BIEGA
    26 points Aug 19,2019, 12:26am

    did you smell it?

  • UnderwaterPianos
    17 points Aug 19,2019, 12:23am
  • DickNoseSnotRocket
    7 points Aug 19,2019, 10:43am

    Does he know you did this? Cos that’s a little weird

  • cantthinkuse
    64 points Aug 19,2019, 12:54am

    did you ask if you could take pictures?

  • 50in19
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 4:24am

    Is that a love letter from Lindsay vonn?

  • mrblakesteele
    10 points Aug 19,2019, 1:18am

    did you smell them

  • Luvswat
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 6:39am

    I like that he’s got three pairs of skates. Would love to pick his brain on why. I think he’s a ribcor user which explains the older pair but he’s got the two new models of tacks and jetspeed as well

  • RefillMyDrink
    5 points Aug 19,2019, 12:30am

    Where’s the Listerine?

  • MulderD
    3 points Aug 19,2019, 5:11am

    Huh. He’s got a pair of Tacks and a pair of Jetspeeds.

  • I_Am_Vladimir_Putin
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 8:38am

    What are all those boots in the trash?

  • Juball
    2 points Aug 19,2019, 10:55am

    Every PK post I see still hurts 😢

  • EugeneMelnicc
    6 points Aug 19,2019, 12:26am

    Is that a tennis ball in his bag?

  • crimdawgg
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 4:14am

    I have the same sandals!

  • xposijenx
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 9:10am

    Dang, those pants look like they're lined with velvet.

  • theninthcl0ud
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 10:40am

    On both skates, does it look like there's extra boot protection at the top by the eyelets or have I not seen new skates in a long time? I wonder if that's a customization us little people can get bc mine always get tore up there by the shin guards

  • burnSMACKER
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 11:39am

    The Tacks skates look odd. Is that AS2 Pro? Those wouldn't come out until next year. On top of that, it's on the old CCM holders

  • 11e92
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:27pm

    That red stick says “Palmieri”

  • Rulebreaking
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 2:29pm

    You should have tried it on to see what it feels like to be a pro.

  • TheKevinShow
    1 points Aug 19,2019, 3:04pm

    Come to r/hockeyjerseys and we’ll get you started on game-worn collecting.

    ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

  • jeep1960
    -8 points Aug 19,2019, 9:38am

    Hey will cause issues with team chemistry with the Devils as he has caused with every team he has played for . Devils fans should enjoy his tremendous talent because he will be gone in two years

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#5 According to Spittin' Chiclets, Scotty Upshall has a PTO with the Dallas Stars

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • Lp165
    115 points Aug 24,2019, 9:49pm

    Dallas can’t get enough of old vets I see

  • ajmchief1
    51 points Aug 24,2019, 11:03pm

    Fuck yeah, Scotty. Always loved watching him play. Watched him work really hard the last year to get himself ready to play in the NHL again.

  • DreMin015
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 9:40pm

    You know... I actually wouldn’t be surprised by this, good for him

  • ImAnAfricanCanuck
    7 points Aug 25,2019, 5:57am

    thats sick. i believe Upshall can still hold his own in the nhl. hes a very intelligent man.

  • Kitten_Hammer
    17 points Aug 24,2019, 11:13pm

    Definitely a low risk option with possible high reward for Dallas.

    I still wonder what if about Cheechoo's PTO. Ah well.

  • whereismycock
    6 points Aug 25,2019, 12:15am

    Damn

  • Scroopynoopers9
    3 points Aug 25,2019, 5:13am

    Biz for mckenzie replacement

  • nextfanatic
    2 points Aug 25,2019, 4:25am

    Fort McMurray legend!

  • ILoveHipChecks
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 6:21am

    He's been working his ass off rehabbing and getting in shape since the playoffs. Good for him to see an opportunity come out of it!

  • BobsCandyCanes
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 12:34pm

    Good for him, I though he was retired already

  • gruesome2some
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 1:09pm

    Wish it wasn't in the Central but good for Scotty. He plays balls to the wall every shift and has a decent amount of skill for a 4th liner.

  • DanielSickles
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 3:47pm

    scored one of my favorite goals as a flyer! always happy to see him still going

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yXR5llsN3Q

  • passittoboeser
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 4:47pm

    I rented a convertible for him once. Drove it to the beach for him. Pretty nice dude.

  • SnakeInLeafsPajamas
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 5:47pm

    Top 10 hockey name. Always loved him.

  • TheFlyingSaucers
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 10:14pm

    Supshall has elite gamer tag potential/60

COMMENTS

  • Lp165
    115 points Aug 24,2019, 9:49pm

    Dallas can’t get enough of old vets I see

  • ajmchief1
    51 points Aug 24,2019, 11:03pm

    Fuck yeah, Scotty. Always loved watching him play. Watched him work really hard the last year to get himself ready to play in the NHL again.

  • DreMin015
    28 points Aug 24,2019, 9:40pm

    You know... I actually wouldn’t be surprised by this, good for him

  • alexfig88
    20 points Aug 24,2019, 11:46pm

    According to Upshall's instagram, he's been rehabbing and training basically all year. The guy was still an effective 4th liner on the Blues a couple of years ago, and I'd love to see him back in the league.

  • ImAnAfricanCanuck
    7 points Aug 25,2019, 5:57am

    thats sick. i believe Upshall can still hold his own in the nhl. hes a very intelligent man.

  • Kitten_Hammer
    17 points Aug 24,2019, 11:13pm

    Definitely a low risk option with possible high reward for Dallas.

    I still wonder what if about Cheechoo's PTO. Ah well.

  • whereismycock
    6 points Aug 25,2019, 12:15am

    Damn

  • Scroopynoopers9
    3 points Aug 25,2019, 5:13am

    Biz for mckenzie replacement

  • nextfanatic
    2 points Aug 25,2019, 4:25am

    Fort McMurray legend!

  • ILoveHipChecks
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 6:21am

    He's been working his ass off rehabbing and getting in shape since the playoffs. Good for him to see an opportunity come out of it!

  • BobsCandyCanes
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 12:34pm

    Good for him, I though he was retired already

  • gruesome2some
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 1:09pm

    Wish it wasn't in the Central but good for Scotty. He plays balls to the wall every shift and has a decent amount of skill for a 4th liner.

  • DanielSickles
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 3:47pm

    scored one of my favorite goals as a flyer! always happy to see him still going

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yXR5llsN3Q

  • passittoboeser
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 4:47pm

    I rented a convertible for him once. Drove it to the beach for him. Pretty nice dude.

  • SnakeInLeafsPajamas
    1 points Aug 25,2019, 5:47pm

    Top 10 hockey name. Always loved him.

  • TheFlyingSaucers
    1 points Aug 24,2019, 10:14pm

    Supshall has elite gamer tag potential/60

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#6 Showed up to my local rink today to find newly drafted NY Islanders rookie Cole Coskey practicing with his mom!

hockey: the best game on earth

COMMENTS

  • sausagekingMKE
    33 points Aug 21,2019, 2:12pm

    which one is his mom?

  • Cakes2015
    23 points Aug 21,2019, 2:15pm

    Mom's got some sweet facial hair

  • Ieatrainbowz7
    10 points Aug 21,2019, 2:26pm

    She's a real milf eh

  • chenac
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 4:34pm

    Buffalo Grove?

  • bigbruiser01
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 5:32pm

    Boy, his mom is huge!!!!

COMMENTS

  • sausagekingMKE
    33 points Aug 21,2019, 2:12pm

    which one is his mom?

  • Cakes2015
    23 points Aug 21,2019, 2:15pm

    Mom's got some sweet facial hair

  • Ieatrainbowz7
    10 points Aug 21,2019, 2:26pm

    She's a real milf eh

  • MF_Wings
    6 points Aug 21,2019, 3:26pm

    she looks like a third line winger in the i-league

  • chenac
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 4:34pm

    Buffalo Grove?

  • bigbruiser01
    2 points Aug 21,2019, 5:32pm

    Boy, his mom is huge!!!!