He really likes building houses
This guy put his peanut farm in a blind trust because he didn't want to have any conflicts of interest.
This gentleman is an absolute unit of humanity.
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Whatever your political beliefs, you gotta admit, he's a hell of a human being.
Thanks to King of the Hill, I will always look at him as Jesus.
39th President Dedicated life to helping the less fortunate
Current President Argues with a lamp
Mediocre President. Top notch human being.
He wasn't a great president, but he's one hell of a human being.
History will remember him as a very kind man.
Jimmy Carter is a fucking stud.
Love this man.
He’s got Drive.
He seems to have gotten proper old.
"You get what you pay for. " - Mary Todd Lincoln
Man, to make it to 95 one day
Jimmy Carter's home is valued at $167,000.
Little up-vote from Canada, you go Jimmy!
Best Ex-President ever, not to mention all the clean water projects in Africa
I can only hope to live as long and with such a high quality of life.
He knows the secret to a long life is helping others and staying active!
A true Patriot.
He’s 95?! Holy cow.
Using torque wrench instead of drill.
Jimmy carter is awesome, don’t get me wrong. But damn, he’s looking like a spitting image of emperor palpatine...
I pray he receives all of the upvotes.
Can we get Secret Service to but some safety glasses on that wonderful man
Huge kudos to him and I can respect that he wants to get involved like this, he probably enjoys it a lot too and it's good for his health.
Though sorry that I have to be a little cynical but... Internet rules.....
Wouldn't a better use of his time for this programme be in fund raising rather than carpentry?
This man is special. The more I learn about him the more I admire him.
One Term Too Many
Thirty-ninth president of the United States, whose four years in office were somehow the least impressive of his entire life. A graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy, prosperous farmer, nuclear engineer, reformist, and governor of Georgia prior to becoming president in 1977, Carter strangely hit the most pronounced lull in his career during his single term as the nation’s chief executive. While his presidency was marked by occasional successes such as the Camp David Accords, Carter’s professional life really took off again when he left office. In these years, he founded a human rights nonprofit that won him the Nobel Peace Prize, went on international diplomatic missions, and became the public face of Habitat for Humanity, worthy accomplishments that made his four years as president of the United States a blip in an otherwise distinguished lifetime of public service.
I wonder what humanitarian project Trump will take on after his presidency is over? LOL
They are handing him the drill. So none of you have that one old guy at work who thinks he's helping but he's actually slowing everyone down and you could do it quicker and easier yourself?
A potus so bad he’ll be honored for building houses more than remembered for his presidency... rain some red down on me.
Didn’t realize he’s still alive 😳 surely I’m not the only one
Donald trump's biggest contribution to humanity has been raping kids with Jeffrey Epstein
Dude's probably still much handier than I am.
My guess is that we will never see Trump acting so unselfish
I bet the current potus has never drilled anything in his life.
It's weird hearing about a president being a man.
I can imagine Donald Trump doing the same thing in years to come. From jail.
He was probably the worst president of the 20th century, but he turned out to be a class act as a person.
Is he actually helping at this point, or just getting in the way?
Meanwhile, back in the White House, Captain Bonespurs is eating some KFC and listening to Hannity after leaving our allies to die.
This is great PR
I would be honored just to shake Jimmy's hand. I would also be honored to kick TRUMPY THE CLOWN square in his prep school rich kid playground bully balls.
He's like "What? Oh yeah. fist bump Don't even worry about it. Let's go!"
This is so awesome. Never knew I wanted a Chimpanzee for a friend before.
I can only imagine a chimpanzee's upper body strength ranks somewhere between amazing and insane, right? I don't know how much of the lifting that guy did, but a chimpanzee at least helping pull the weight of a grown man up is still wild.
Joe Rogan: Chimpanzees are VICIOUS! You ever see the video of the Chimpanzees that ripped that trainers face off. Jaime bring that up....
How much could a chimp bench?
My thumbnail preview on this looked very NSFW
Those animals are stronger than they look
These vacation Snapchats are getting out of hand
This shows you exactly how strong chimps are, this mother fucker just pulled a grown man up with ease.
Effortless strength omw!
If I didn’t fear having my face ripped off, I’d totally get a chimp.
I'm gonna be honest here, I have hated chimpanzees my entire life but I think this video may have changed my mind
I'll take a hoisting-me-up chimp over a seeing-eye dog any day.
The chimpanzee deliberately positions their hand underneath the humans when they grab it, a subtle but powerful non-verbal communication of their perceived positioning in the social hierarchy.
If you like people watching, take the time to notice people's body language and gestures in everyday social situations. You can see that we (often subconsciously) do a lot of these gestures as well.
More Human than (some) humans
Get a me friend like that
If a chimp trusts you, they can be the sweetest animal. But if they go into a rage, they'll eat your face and beat you to death with your own severed limbs.
Fuck they’re strong. That’s with zero weight training, imagine what two-days and whey protein could do.
I have a goldfish
i can only imagine the peace we once lived in with animals where we were all bros
Am I the only one, who is scared by apes? I mean, I'm sure you've seen The Planet of the Apes, right? I think they are only pretending to be stupid.
Where can I get a chimp bro like that to hang out with?
so what kind of primate is that and why does he seem so strong for his size? Im assuming this guy is average weight and atleast 5 foot 10 (average male height in north america)
That’s your boy
Mist be nice having a monkey friend
This is the coolest thing I ever seen.
Bet the chimp's name is Ceasar.
I have seen this type of video a bunch of times. But your girlfriend is very hairy.
Monkies are so cool
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Apes together strong
In other news.. Red Bull banned in China.
China can’t ban Red Bull. The word “Red” is literally in its name.
Red Bull's got 'tegridy
Red Bull seems to have bigger balls then Blizzard.
Can anyone translate?
Created by a Thai, owned by a German Austrian.
I don’t know why any corporation would want to support China, not only do you have to give them company secrets to even sell but you’ll also have shitty knock off brands like “red cow” or “flying bull” made from paint thinners
God dammit just great now I have to buy a case of this sugary piss water. If Reeses cups could go ahead and tweet support for HK I would really appreciate it.
Isn't this the add where Red Bull sided with Taiwan?
Not gonna lie, this brands war is starting to get entertaining.
I don’t like Red Bull but I like this
Before I choose a side I want to know who is going to pay me the most...
I’m really out of the loop politically. This seemed pretty cut and dry. Are companies actually taking sides? How do you side with the government in this case? What is the rationale
Blizzard: Very left leaning game company that bends over when it comes to money
Red Bull: Lead by a conservative CEO that truly believes in American values like freedom
Know the big difference between the two.
Our corporate sponsors will be back right after these very important messages
I don't like energy drinks, never have. But this makes me want to go and buy a case of Red Bull right now.
RED BULL NUMBAH WAHN!
Is it really support if they are doing to sell more?
Someone standing up
But will the Honda powered Red Bull be able to stand up to the powerful Mercedes and Ferrari this weekend. More to follow come Friday.
Like red bull sided with the protestors?
We should all side with Hong Kong!
As a daily red bull drinker I am glad they are sided with HK.
I think they just picked whichever side that would make their audience buy more Red Bull.
Red Bull tried to capitalize on a humanitarian crisis.
More like "profit from HK"
Any source for this? Can't find something on Google
That’s a bold move Cotton.
How incredibly convenient of them.
Please tell me this is legit
... I think I'm gonna go buy a Red Bull
I don't drink either... I'm strictly a coffee person. 🍵
Red bull has huge ties in Hong Kong, knowledge from watching F1.
Oh nice, another reason for me to root for Verstappen and Albon
Do you guys think red bulls investors give a fuck about democracy? This is a money move, plain and simple.
So during pride month everyone is quick to point out that companies don't actually care about the LGBT community right? But here everyone applauds a similar PR move just because...? It's even a bad ad that downplays the struggles of the protesters. I'm sick of all these companies pretending they give a shit about stuff. They're trying to peddle diabetes in a can, nothing more
ive seen this about a protest and all but why are they protesting
Will be interesting to see the reaction in Thailand. China is a huge part of their economy. Chinese tourists are by far the largest group of people visiting there.
Banned, Blocked, and Ghosted.
Please, please, please tell me this is real!
U guys should really go to Hong Kong and see the situation there, the protesters were literally bullying on other people who said no to them rather then they got bull.
This is distasteful to be completely honest.
The authorities can deny you liberty and freedom, but not if you buy Red Bull!
Love the message!
Drink Red Bull and you'll be able to power through those lines of Triad officers
As long as this isn't just a PR move.
Props to Red Bull
Using vary real world issues to sell a product. Still wrong
Too bad Red Bull's CEO supports right-wing extremism in austria
Finally a company with some fucking balls.
Red Bull gives you the balls to stand up to dickhead Communist Regimes!
Glug glug glug
Yeah he hippies in the 60s definitely experienced the same sort of oppression as those in HK.
No, they didn't.
You people need to understand that Hong Kong is just going through some growing pains. It was a British colony since the mid 19th century, and those poor people just don't know any better. They have been living in a colonial system, dominated by the patriarchy, and based upon white supremacy, it permeates all their institutions. The progressive socialists of mainland China are going to lead them into a brave new world. They are going to lead them into this brave new world of a socialist utopia kicking and screaming if they have to. That is how much they love them.
Next year's F1 grand prix will be interesting if things keep going like this. Imagine if China banned a whole F1 team.
Edit: 2 teams actually including Red Bull Toro Rosso or by that time Red Bull Alpha Tauri
This should be an ad for whatever eyelash glue she's using.
I think she might be flirting with me
Let them generate electricity
When I was really little my sister had one of those baby dolls with the weighted eyes that would open/close when you lay them down. But if you shook it really hard they would flap until one of them would get stuck open, then you could gently tuck it into her bed all creepy. Anyway, this gif triggered some happy childhood memories for me.
Looks like she haves googly eyes lmao
She's about to take off.
When one of those winking dolls is possessed
Who wears lashes like that on an excursion like this?
The more I watched this the more I laughed, thanks for sharing!
She must be using superglue on those things!
Am I the only one secretly wishing that one would have flown off?
Is this a thing? Do people find overtly fake eyelashes attractive? Asking for a friend.
I was waiting for her eyelids to get stuck open
They look like one of those china dolls where the eyes blink
You can sweep floors with that
Now let me know how you really feel
She's going through all of the emotions.
That's so Raven
That’s some serious whiplash!
Lmaoo I have fake lashes (the kind that are semi permanent) and this happened to me too especially on rollercoasters. Mine aren’t this wild but they had a similar effect lol. I wonder if hers are the semi permanent or the glued on temp ones. If they’re the glued kind then she needs to spill the brand name Bc those are not going anywhere.
I love videos where the person isn't taking themselves too seriously enough to record and post their own little mistakes.
I can't stop laughing.
She’s about to fly away
"I believe I can fly..."
They say beauty is a curse.
I have concerns about them lashes
A lady with a sense of humor.
You need to see a barber.
Is she trying to fly?
That's what you get
She is stealing the boat by steering it with her eyebrows
If you set the camera shutter speed to 23 fps her eyes stay both open and closed at the same time.
She about to liftoff.
Watching this made my eyes water
At least if your boat sinks you'll be able to fly away.
Looks like pussy.
This reminds me of character creation in Mass Effect: Andromeda.
This reminds me of the vagina skydiving video.
Looks like dr strange searching in the multiverses
Why is that a thing? The fuck is wrong with people?
I’m surprised that weave stayed on too
As a drag queen.... I really need to know what lash glue she's using >_>
Not long eyelashes, fake eyelashes
Don't laugh at her or she'll gut you with her 3" nails
This is gold. I love it.
Those bats are stuck
Evil eyes X 1000
Hahah animitronics malfunction. Like a nightmare of showbiz pizza from my youth
why did this remind of this? http://www.xvideos.com/video11834497/funny_nude_girl_skydiving
Why do people even think fake eyelashes look good in the first place?
Black people, lashes, boat rides.....this video would have been completely different a couple hundred years ago.
Oh no, that wind is making her eyelashes look ridiculous...
Didn't even take a day to repost this onto r/gifs. Karma Whore detected.
Fake contacts, 10cm long eyelashes, yeah this bitch ugly
i wonder how much of her is not fake. i guess at least these nostrils are real.
I will never understand the things woman do to be "attractive"...
“Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth? Who the fuck is you?
maybe dont dress like a clown and your eyes wont attack you
Thank you so much for recording and posting this... You da real MVP!!
He doesn't even look that tired.
It was a true test of aerodynamics! He had a team of pacers rotating in and out and always running behind a 'V' formation and a green pacing lazer on the floor that kept them in line!
I have run a half marathon in just under 2 hours. So he’s twice as fast as me!
I'm like 99% sure those other 7 dudes also completed the marathon in under 2 hours .
He ran that faster than most people could ride it on a bike.
Speedrun sub 2 is possible!
Pacemakers set the pace so to speak and most of them are switched mid-race
But its not a new world record. The whole event was bulid form him to run under 2 hours. They choose Vienna because of the temperatur and the ideal time zone (only 1h difference to his homecountry but better temperatur) and had pacemakers supporting him.
If my math is right, that's an average of under a 5 minute mile for 26 miles. Geez!!!
Can he do it?
Yes he Kenyan!
Can you imagine how hungry he's going to be after that?
And I can barely walk up my college’s flight of stairs without panting like an 80 year old.
“The eye-popping time, which was 10 seconds quicker than the 1:59:50 time Kipchoge and his team had set out to achieve, will not be officially recognized as a world record because it was not run under open marathon conditions and because it featured a dense rotation of professional pacesetters.”
Link to article here
I’m out of breathe just thinking how strenuous it is.
The man's not even sweating. Unbelievable
It looks like they set this up just for him. Imagine the weight of expectation placed on him to finish in 1 hr 59 minutes.
This is amazing. Sub-5 minute mile for 26.2 miles!
her: come over
Eliud Kipchoge: I can't my car broke down and youre house is 42.2 kilometers away
her: My parents arent home
What about the group of peoe behind him? They don't look like they were 20 seconds behind him so they finished in under 2 hours also?
Somewhere in Ethiopia, a fired up runner exclaimed, "Hold my beer."
4:34 per mile, jeez that faster than most people sprint
What's that make his pace time? Either way this is incredible.
He was running at an average of 13.1 mph! Amazing!
An average of just over 13 miles an hour, constantly, utterly insane.
Kenya believe it!?
Pretty sure I couldn’t run a marathon in two days.
Vienna city marathon 42.195 km or 26.219 miles
hr = 21.1 kmph 13.11 mph
1/4 hr = 5.27 km 3.28 mi.
That's over 26 miles at a pace of 4:35 per mile, back to back, absolute madness, huge congratulations!
I completed a few half marathons at 2 hours each and thought that was good, haha.
/u/davidgoggins you slacking
He could have just driven....smh........./s
I sat here for a solid minute waiting for him to cross the finish line... smh
Looks like the guys behind him made it over the line in under 2 hours too
Wait, did all the guys running behind him ALSO run sub 2 hour marathons?
those other dudes weren't far behind either, surely they made it before the 2hr mark as well
Alright, who promised a 5lb Hershey bar at the finish?
( ducks and runs )
Her: Hey come over
Kipchoge: But I’m 26.2 miles away
Her: My parents aren’t home
Imagine running at 22 km/h (almost sprinting speed) for 2 hours, and not even looking tired
Why are some of them wearing arm socks?
Wouldn’t the people behind him also finish within the two hours? There was about 20 seconds left when he crossed and they were right behind him
That is absolutely incredible! As a runner myself it seems unfathomable. Breaking 50 minutes for a 10k is a nice accomplishment lol.
Doping scandals have ruined sports for me. Here’s to hoping he’s not doping.
Wasn't this like a year ago? At some event they setup a huge treadmill to go at his avarage pace so people could try it.
Are all those people behing him 2nd place and so on? Or are they just his friends who hopped in for the last 100 yards or so
He is Legend
Is it me or did the others also beat 2 hours?
So that group of people behind him did it in under 2 hours also as there were still 20 seconds left to get to 2 hours. That’s a lot of people breaking such an historic record, no?
Immediately Followed up by 15 other people lolÉdit: was incorrect i guess they didn’t run the whole what gratz to him
Didn't all those other people run it in less than 2 hours as well?
So, is there a camera angle/perspective I’m missing, or did like 5 other people go under two hours as well?
Looks like a small pack right behind him.
Did that white guy behind him finish under 2hours too? Lol and was that his team behind him?
Those next% are pretty cool too
Didn’t that pack become the next 10 runners to run a marathon in under 2 hours ?
Did several other men finish in under two hours just after him?
And then 7 more guys also added their names to the record book that day.
It looked like a few others also broke the 2 hour mark - they were just paces behind him.
So those other guys behind him, they also finished under 2 hours?
I mean it looks like all the other guys behind him finsihed sub two hours as well? Does that not tell you maybe something is a bit off?
His wife told him he better be home on time
Now are you happy about this or frustrated ? Because this is pretty fuckin hilarious
They might have done this a dozen times before and none of those customers caught it yet because nobody actually ever bothers watching these videos.
I hope what happened is the the photographer got shorted on his price and thought fuck it your not going to pay me all my money, here’s the video of your muppet wedding.
years ago my sister went to Africa. While there she took an elephant safari where you ride elephants around for a bit. It was clearly made for tourists as they offered a VHS recording of the whole thing. She bought the VHS. When she came home we all sat down to watch it together. They included a cut kinda like that, but instead of muppets watching a wedding, it was a close up of the elephant shitting.
I hope they weren’t mad about this! This is amazing
This deserves a Oscar. Brilliant editing.
I have no idea if this was his AHA moment of creativity or a sweet revenge because the newlyweds were assholes.
Do you have his number? I’m getting married soon and it might not be too late to make my fiancée really mad one last time before we’re man and wife.
Probably asked the husband who said sure then when the wife freaked out and husband bailed on responsibility
Seriously asking. Who watches their marriage video after getting married?
I just woke my wife up at 4am laughing to this. I laughed for about 5 mins non stop 😂
I’d fucking pay money for the muppet wedding to be spliced into a boring-ass wedding video my family made me get
Oh, hope you called him afterwards. I'd be pissed off. Like if I put in all that extra work and finesse and didn't get paid extra for my stellar editing work. Man, I'd be angry.
Somebody's getting marriiiiiiiied!
Well I mean it looks like you played the music, lit the lights, you put on makeup, and got dressed up right...
I bet Kermit is furious.
This has to be a home video. Even without the edit, the quality is not good. Unless it's old and someone edited it after the fact.
I mean I wouldn't be mad.
If I saw this in my wedding video I would have to give the guy a tip for making a waste of a day funny. The wedding is all about the bride. She got her day. Wedding videos are torture for everyone that has to watch it. Might as well get a few yuks in.
looks like the actual footage was pretty garbage.
muppet b-roll works nicely here.
I feel like this is one of those things I’d laugh at but my SO would not be amused.
Is there no sound or my phone just can't? I want to hear it!
Too bad the global divorce rate is 50%, LOL.
I HATE puppets/muppets so this would infuriate me
I love the muppets SO much that at our wedding this summer, my love of the muppets was mentioned in my husbands vows and my sisters moh speech...so obviously I would have been more than okay with this addition to the video. :)
Hold up what?
Reminds me of the time I composited a bluray out of 20 years of never-watched family home videos.
There was one moment when the camera guy was recording a scene at a camping park. Family members were swimming in the local lake. There was a shot of some kid swimming towards the camera, half-submerged. After a few seconds, he came up for air.
I couldn't help myself. I cut in with a shot of Chief Brody fixating his attention on this unidentified swimming object, only to sheepishly relax in relief when it turned out to be just a swimmer.
Videographer of the year
Can’t even be mad at that. Only sad that the people weren’t as excited as the puppets
Lol. Did you pay them on time? This almost seems to comical for it to not be a revenge ploy.
When you forget to also capture the crowd reaction shots so you improvise.
I’ve watched it 10 times now and don’t see what’s wrong....
The videographer just called them a bunch of muppets.
God I hope those video images are not copyrighted.
This is amazing!!!!
Hey does this in all his videos.
I wish this happened to my wedding video.
Thanks. I love it.
Pay this videographer all the money.
this is my Twitter! and my parents!
Hold up. Someone dug a hole for the trampoline?
That is cute. He's acting like there's a mole under there that he should be able to get to.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
boing boing boing boing
I pounce, but it pounce back! How this be?!?
I read the headline, assumed it referred to Fox News, and thought "finally, they're doing some real journalism".
This was no longer a boring news headline when I realized they were referring to the animal.
ahh I see the John Lewis Christmas advert is early this year.
In 2016 it was a dog jealously watching fox on trampoline. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REfRboocnYI&t;=0m37s
That fox is clearly hunting. Possible Mice living under the Trampoline
It looks like the fox is tracking a small animal that must be underneath the trampoline and is trying to pounce on it
I initially thought this was fox news
Senko’s taking the day off it seems
This is adorable
Kits gonna be kits.
That’s cool, an under ground trampoline
Just like a ferret on a bed or sleeping bag they do these silly jumps
The little red fox jumped over the lazy black tramp
John Lewis commercial
Looks to be inspired from John Lewis Xmas advert from few years back
Just wait till he discovers how to super bounce with the help of his forest friends
I've always thought that if I had one, I would want to hide in the ground. That looks so much better. Is there any downside to this? Perhaps collect water at the bottom?
Both. Definitely both.
This feels NSFW
So that's definitely a Beagle in there right?
Arse first. Nature is brutal!
This is what those robot dogs are gonna do to people in the future, in a much, much more violent way!
So that's where babies come from
I need to see the dog get out
That's one intense orgasm
imagine waking up to that in the middle of the night
Breech labours are the worst.
Hey girl, lemme get all up in them guts.
"Gets hot in these rhinos."
Probably terrified and suffocating.
Thanks for the nightmares
I'd be afraid my dog would suffocate, or choke, or eat a ton of stuffing and get a blockage needing surgery. Being a vet tech, I can assure you all of these are possibilities.
I would make sure that dog's bowl is always full.
Bear finally met a dog to match Wilfred’s prowess.
I'm terrified that the pooch is going to suffocate.
To shreds you say
Brilliant sci-fi/horror movie idea
Look, I've helped horses foal before....it's coming out wrong. You're going to have to roll up your sleeves, reach in, and turn it. It's gonna be messy, and you might get a few cracked ribs if the mare has never given birth...she might get scared and kick. But when you see that little guy get on his wobbly legs, it'll all be worth it.
Terrified. Go with terrified.
Dog: Quit giving me that look, bear.
Dog: You keep staring at me like that, we're gonna have problems.
Dog: This is your last warning. Swear to dog, I'll tear you a new one!
Dog: That's it!
I had Taco Bell once that kind of felt like that.
This reminds me of a particularly disturbing passage from American Psycho. The book, not the movie. The passage I'm referring to is WAY to disturbing for theaters.
Let's just say it involves a hooker....some pvc pipe....And a VERY hungry rat.
Be comforted knowing that your pet is training for if a bear breaks into your home
Ever wondered what happens after you die?
Pet owners don't.
This is the definition of “eating out”.
This is ace venturea in puppy form
Could easily suffocate.
Poor cat get him out!
Me and my wife the night I got back from deployment
Important question! Did your teddy bear in fact deliver a healthy grown cat?
I've seen too much r/natureismetal content for this not to be disturbing.
It's a breech birth! Someone get the forceps!
Bear is having the orgasm of its life. That stuffing spew, jesus.
Reminds me of that disturbing scene in the movie Life.
This is why you don't let your pets watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls...
Poor Mickey. He knows he's next.
Edit: it looks like an exorcism crossed with birth
Help the poor cat out! Jeez!
This reminds me of that scene in Life where the monster goes inside of Ryan Reynolds and his body is just shaking gently in zero g with the alien moving inside it
I must remember to look to see what day my endoscopic exam is going to be.
It really depends what gender that bear is
“And that’s where kittens come from.”
When she says she's a virgin.
Can dogs suffocate like that?
Not my proudest fap.
That is one risky sex move. It's like making it to 10th base.
Cam girls after a big donation
Oh look, a shreddy bear.
I did this to a girl once
Keep your pants on and you wont have anything to worry about
Thunder Buddies for Life!!
All I have is HOW? 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Cat just gave life to that
My dog does this on a smaller scale with his toys, pushing his face or nose into it. I'm sure if he had one that big, he'd tauntaun the crap out of it.
Terrified 100%,he’s practicing that shit is rehearsal
when you watch Aliens with your pets
Ah, the miracle of birth.