Crazy man rides the subway on the outside.

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  • dickfromaccounting

    18 hours ago

    that guy's face is disturbingly calm considering if he slipped he'd be turned to mush in an instant

  • shakesmyfist

    18 hours ago

    Nothing creepy about that

  • e-JackOlantern

    17 hours ago

    How does one ride on the outside of a Subway and keep such a clean tee?

  • sidshembekar

    17 hours ago

    Indian version

  • beachdogs

    17 hours ago

    honestly sad. can't be of the right state of mind to do that.

    *edit: mind not mine

  • Forgot10_Prodigy

    16 hours ago

    With how calm that guy is outside, I'd say this wasn't his first time doing that

  • lost_galaxy

    17 hours ago

    This feels like it could be a scene from It Follows or something

  • TooShiftyForYou

    17 hours ago

    This is the kind of thing where you just don't make eye contact and let it happen.

  • nelsonbt

    16 hours ago

    I’m not familiar with this, but I thought subways are kind of “precision” in that they flow within inches of barriers and walls and stuff. What I’m saying is, couldn’t this guy easily get pulped by that?

  • I_are_facepalm

    17 hours ago

    Mental wounds not heeeeaaaaling

  • Martianese

    17 hours ago

    http://i.imgur.com/eW3uWk5.gifv

  • MrAcurite

    16 hours ago

    No, see, look, it's a speed running tactic. If you ride on the outside of the subway, you can knock a few seconds off by not having to wait for the door to open.

  • MSnyper

    18 hours ago

    He's saving up for the upcoming Holidays

  • mrsuns10

    17 hours ago

    What kind of Spider Man shit is this?

  • Mr_Abe_Froman

    17 hours ago

    That's a quick way to get dead.

  • RealPersonResponds

    18 hours ago

    A crackhead, risking his life and the safety of hundreds of others. Not fist bump worthy.

  • Turmfalke_

    16 hours ago

    There used to be a guy who did that on a high speed train (ICE, 300kmh).

    German video with English subtitles

  • CountryFriedBacon

    15 hours ago

    George Carlin: Fuck you! I'm getting IN the train!

  • Barrrcode

    14 hours ago

    The death stare on that muthafucka like he's the Terminator after his prey.

  • i2livelife

    15 hours ago

    This guy is a fucking cracked out asshole and one of the reasons why commutes are always a nightmare. At the same time I prefer him on the outside than on the inside yelling obscenities at everyone ::sighh::

  • jcw4455

    15 hours ago

    Hold on. There's got to be more, right? There are so many questions.

    Why is he doing this? Is this common? How do you know that you're going to hit something?

  • Emm_Dee

    15 hours ago

    GET OFF MY TRAIN

  • TheGayslamicQueeran

    17 hours ago

    If you crawl up and scare his ass is that murder? Probably manslaughter at least!

  • allison7860

    16 hours ago

    What about the narcissist person video taping it all.

  • justonebanana

    16 hours ago

    There's, some... Man on the train... Some... Man... On the train!

  • WowDoILoveEatingAss

    16 hours ago

    See in Chicago the crazy people get in the train with you, I’d prefer this

  • HauntedPrinter

    15 hours ago

    What a goddamn asshole, he could slip and cause a huge fucking delay for every commuter. I wish people did dumb shit like this where it couldn’t affect others.

  • ImpeccableGrizzly

    15 hours ago

    Dude left him hanging

  • Jacobethan41

    15 hours ago

    I’m really glad he didn’t try to fist bump. He would have died.

  • possiblysmart

    15 hours ago

    Holy shit. Did he make it to the station? NYC trains can come pretty close to each other at times and these trains are booking it. The crosswind alone wouldve dislodged him, hell maybe allow him to jump to the other train. Jesus.

  • EggHeadMagic

    14 hours ago

    Welcome to...The Twilight Zone A to Broadway

  • thefreakgenius

    14 hours ago

    How is he doing that? Some areas of he track are so close to the train on the ACE which that definitely looks like the E train. How didn't he get hit off the train on one of the tight turns? At some points there is maybe a foot between the walls or support beams.

  • arun_manutd

    14 hours ago

    Is that Paul pogba??

  • graniteandflour

    14 hours ago

    Holy shit.

  • gjchen34

    16 hours ago

    Let's hope the subway's next stop isnt one of those transfer stations, which often have tracks that cause subways to jarringly rock side to side at near full speed before the train operator* actually starts to apply the brakes about 3 seconds later.

  • A-wild-comment

    17 hours ago

    You can't really blame him for wanting a breeze. The tubes can get stuffy.

  • Oodle_the_poodle

    17 hours ago

    When you're late for your first day at work

  • Hi_Im_zack

    17 hours ago

    "See bitch? This is how you ride ma train"

  • JohnSearle

    16 hours ago

    "Airs better out here"

  • N0Iz3n

    16 hours ago

    Where I live we have steel fences 5-10cm from the train on each side of the platform on every platform, I hope for his sake they don't have that.

  • DrQuelch

    15 hours ago

    He’s very late to something very important

  • billybadass123

    15 hours ago

    I know it’s just the wind in his shirt, but it looks like he’s dancing

  • emolicioush

    15 hours ago

    can someone with more technical skills than me put the pirates of the Caribbean theme over this?

  • KrabbyEUW

    15 hours ago

    I honestly hate it. Asuming he slipped and died all those people in the train could get a heart attack. Pls don't do stupid stuff, and we as reddit shouldn't even promote it or else more people will do stupid shit like this!

  • shitsfuckedupalot

    15 hours ago

    "I should really try this crack"-Silky Johnson

  • MorethanEver-

    15 hours ago

    Guys used to ride the back of busses in baltimore the same way, now days you would be a terrorist and shot by 5o

  • oldyharnam

    15 hours ago

    Train to boosan

  • MegaFonz

    15 hours ago

    Why is he in Zelda BOTW graphics?

  • sppratam

    15 hours ago

    Dumbass competing for the Darwin Awards.

  • berger77

    15 hours ago

    How much does a metro ticket cost? Seems like a lot of risk for reward.

  • LoreenWingfield

    14 hours ago

    How? & Why ? Did this happen ?

  • sarabeacher

    14 hours ago

    The one where being late trumps dying.

  • GreenMarsh79

    14 hours ago

    I think he's done this before

  • brando56894

    14 hours ago

    IDK if this is the same guy, but there was a story 4 days ago of a 13 year old kid doing this on the F line in Brooklyn. He literally busted a nut hahaha

    https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20170920/coney-island/subway-surf-boy-neptune-avenue-f-train

  • TreshMain

    14 hours ago

    I don't know man...He kinda seems more of a living meme wizard than someone crazy

  • Eternasphere

    14 hours ago

    CJ is trying really hard to follow the train

  • TacTownMBox

    14 hours ago

    Are subway tix that pricey now?

  • _shitfucker_

    14 hours ago

    Maybe he is the only sane one. Everyone else is crazy. What is "inside"?

  • NSA-SURVEILLANCE

    14 hours ago

    10% luck

  • Sanash_G

    14 hours ago

    This gif ends way too fucking soon, I'd watch a 4 part series on the guy who rides subways on the outside!

  • UjellyBruh

    14 hours ago

    This happens in India all the time!

  • hockeyboi

    14 hours ago

    Any news article/media mention about this occurrence?

  • kyeelee

    14 hours ago

    You could probably kill someone like this instantly by pulling the emergency break.

  • urmombaconsmynarwhal

    14 hours ago

    I don't understand why he wouldn't get on. You pay for your ride at the turnstile, not at the door. So he either already paid for the ride, or jumped the turnstile, and is already in the clear.

  • mellow999

    14 hours ago

    do you have to have a ticket to do this?

  • FIELDSLAVE

    14 hours ago

    He looks like a leper.