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1. Black Man Gamer Problems

5941 points - Sep 23,2013, 11:44pm - 843 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • krevency - 11 points - 3 years ago

    I feel unreasonably sorry for that man.

  • Bryz_ - 15 points - 3 years ago

    Really, Nintendo?

  • ModiKiMaKaBhosda - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Reminds me of Better off Ted

    Ted: The system doesn't see black people?

    Veronica: I know. Weird, huh?

    Ted: That's more than weird, Veronica. That's basically, well... racist.

    Veronica: The company's position is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people. It's just ignoring them. They insist the worst people can call it is "indifferent."

    Ted: Well, they know it has to be fixed, right? Please... at least say they know that.

    Veronica: Of course they do, and they're working on it. In the meantime they'd like everyone to celebrate the fact that it sees Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Jews.

  • PneumaMaranatha - 22 points - 3 years ago

    Provided it's not a repost, I sincerely hope this gets to the front page.

    10/10 would laugh again

  • theliewelive - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Just put some white powder on your face, you'll be good to go in no time.

  • Daahkness - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Most facial recognition doesn't work on me :(

  • elliface - 2 points - 3 years ago

    "Seriously?"

  • Whatyadoingwillis - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Try adding some light in front of your face.

  • thelimitededition - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Relevent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ1TaYwU394

    Recorded off a state of the art potato with a cell phone camera shoved into it.

  • Notoriouzs - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Maybe you should smile

2. So I Heard that you like Emulators

5074 points - Feb 10,2013, 5:32pm - 733 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Tegla - 29 points - 3 years ago

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/410/250/5d2.gif

  • John147GHN - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Now we need a Wii U emulator...

  • luslanz - 12 points - 3 years ago

    From this thread: We need to go deeper with these emulators.

  • timmytimmy123123 - 4 points - 3 years ago

    brain explodes

  • gkandersen - 1 points - 3 years ago

    i want a picture of you managing to take that picture.

  • Galligan4life - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Holy emulation Batman!

  • GrumpyMcGrumperton - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Are you "The One"?

  • doriancat - 1 points - 3 years ago

    This thread has potential. On to the front page you go!

  • _xyzzy_ - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Would the All-Stars remake really be considered emulation?

  • kazeshadow - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Thats so deep in the rabbit hole even decaprio couldnt dream a way out

3. PC gaming LAN party raised over thirty seven thousand pounds of food for local charity; local media didn't seem to care. Every year we break a record for more food donated, gamers can be kind.

4815 points - Nov 25,2013, 5:00pm - 743 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • eye_sick - 202 points - 3 years ago

    Your local media doesn't care? I'm surprised. Did you contact reporters, editors and producers directly? I've been a journalist for over ten years and I'd cover the shit out of this if it was local. Try emailing reporters directly in a personal way. No fancy press releases in pdf (that's so annoying) or bulky, spam-style mails.

  • AttackTheMoon - 461 points - 3 years ago

    Reddit is officially Facebook

  • LVPCmod - 57 points - 3 years ago

    wish the las vegas PC scene was this large. WE got dota 2 players, but nothing like this! guess it's too cold to do anything else out there.

  • Dantai - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Hate to play devil's advocate a bit. But there looks like a ton of sugar and flour there.

  • The_Director - 204 points - 3 years ago

    LIKE and SHARE if you think these gamers deserve a round of applause.

    You're not supposed to do charity for attention.

  • ALittleCryingRabbit - 6 points - 3 years ago

    I was there a that LAN Party. It was PDX Lan, everyone at our table donated 50lbs of food or more.

    Was amazing.

  • austinaustinaustin - 16 points - 3 years ago

    Hey, dudes! Great work!

    I work for a large association of food banks and while that is an AMAZING amount of food, we always prefer to accept donations of money over food.

    "Now why's that?" you might be asking with a skeptical raise of your eyebrow. Well, let me tell you! Every dollar you donate to your local food bank can buy 9 meals in your community. We're able to purchase nutritious food (like fresh produce!) at delightfully low prices thanks to the generosity of farmers, distributors, and retailers. It also saves us from having to collect and sort your cans (some of which are bound to be expired...no offense, dudes).

    Maybe next time consider having a virtual food drive through Feeding America or some other service. These can be fun, interactive, and competitive while saving you (and us) the hassle of moving boxes of food from wherever your LAN is to the actual food bank for distribution.

    Just lemme know if you have any questions!

  • CosmoAce - 32 points - 3 years ago

    I think one of the motivating reasons the news stations refuse to publicize this because it seems more about gaining good pr for gamers instead of a selfless act of charity.

    Edit: Evidence verified.

  • m1ke010 - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Like and share cringe

  • smXXVI - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Haven't we learned to be like "fuck the media" yet?

4. My attempt at a steampunk Gameboy Advanced

4714 points - Apr 07,2013, 1:35pm - 686 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • funnyfaller - 340 points - 3 years ago

    Made my day

  • LeCoyote - 132 points - 3 years ago

    No gears? What is this, the 21st century?

  • Aurandal - 34 points - 3 years ago

    Ah, the Gameboy tetanus edition.

  • Gilrix - 100 points - 3 years ago

    Minimalist Steampunk.

    Revolutionary.

  • IMasturbateToMyself - 28 points - 3 years ago

    Can we have a tutorial on how to make this?

  • Eric053 - 49 points - 3 years ago

    Step 1 - Add copperStep 2 - Add metal gradeStep 3 - Add valves and switches Step 4 - get karma

  • OS_X_SNOOP_LION - 34 points - 3 years ago

    No gears? Sorry, the best I'll be able to give you is about a 9/10 (mediocre)

  • trance_addict - 18 points - 3 years ago

    Advanced

    I can sort of forgive this in conversation, but come on, it's spelled out on the picture you just took

  • Killbo_Baggins - 47 points - 3 years ago

    Nailed it.

  • spacecadets - 15 points - 3 years ago

    so 2 air line fittings, a headlight, and what's that last piece?

5. "Everything's going to be alright, we're professionals!"

4615 points - Jul 18,2013, 11:44am - 522 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Mr830BedTime - 80 points - 3 years ago

    Wouldn't this make a fucking great multilayer? The surgeon is trying to preform while the driver is fucking around with a 5 star chase.

  • mxraider2000 - 17 points - 3 years ago

    This made my day.

  • rubrix - 3 points - 3 years ago

    That about sums up my normal gaming experience

  • bingostar826 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Except my stupid keyboard can't use more than 5 keys at once... I wish I could play it (surgeon sim)

  • Qynchou - 2 points - 3 years ago

    You think theyre rushing to the hospital? Theyre rushing to the nearest hot-dog stand.

  • terran1212 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    What is this game?

  • IHateCatzandReddit - 8 points - 3 years ago

    What the fuck floated out of his chest?

  • allursnakes - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Oh that's fucking brilliant!

  • stevetothe0 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Now when i play the ambulance missions.. this is all i'll think about.

  • Genesis2nd - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I have yet to try out Surgeon Simulator, can somebody explain why everything in that scene is floating from side to side?

6. My local news reporting on gang warfare in the streets of Baghdad.

4446 points - Mar 11,2013, 9:55pm - 410 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • MacGuffininabox - 22 points - 3 years ago

    Guys, not to be paranoid, but I don't think that's truly Baghdad...

  • RollerRagerMD - 9 points - 3 years ago

    I remember there was some ABC/CBS/three-letter company Nightly News special several years ago talking about how terrorist cells were using Battlefield 2: Special Forces to train jihadists. It was completely serious.

    I smiled thinking of some terrorist trying to dolphin dive and statspad.

  • I_are_facepalm - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Never beat that game.

    The regret, it burns

  • Scoobydoobydooo7 - 3 points - 3 years ago

    He's got the monkeys, lets see the monkeys.

  • alpha1028 - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Seems legit...

  • Iamnotyourhero - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Since when did Iraq make it back into the news cycle

  • Ameisen - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Except that Aladdin takes place in 'Agrabah', which supposed to be located on the Jordan River, which is on the border of Israel and Jordan.

  • drivers205 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    I would play a game where alladin fights along side Ezio

  • Madrugar - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Was this on the 11:00 news?

  • ADickShin - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I can still remember the level skip cheat for this game.

    (while paused) aaa bbb aa bb aa bb aa bb

7. And yet I still do it in every RPG

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  • Sturgerd - 60 points - 3 years ago

    The game is Tales of Vesperia, for anyone wondering.

  • saalsa_shark - 35 points - 3 years ago

    Walking Dead game: Lee interacts with cupboard.

    Lee "Yeap, that's definitely a cupboard."

  • Nebbleif - 31 points - 3 years ago

    Or every time I start playing Baldur's Gate.

    "Cow- has nothing to say to you."

    Well, fuck you too, cow!

  • flash_memory - 21 points - 3 years ago

    Talk to dog

    "Woooof"

    Achievement Unlocked: Doctor Dolittle - 50G

  • datwunkid - 14 points - 3 years ago

    You never know, one of the dogs could have been the Wonder Chef.

  • bcb_IV - 23 points - 3 years ago

    Whatever, in skyrim it pays off to talk to the dog. Just know you won't always be wrong.

  • fluidambient - 11 points - 3 years ago

    In Earthbound the animals spoke.

  • topher556 - 8 points - 3 years ago

    In Final Fantasy X talking to the dog in Besaid unlocked an awesome overdrive for your first Aeon. It's not always pointless.

  • IanPrime - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Tales of Vesperia is the best JRPG i have played in a long long time.

  • TheGreatGojna - 5 points - 3 years ago

    The dog in Secret of Monkey Island gave a vague, woof/growl heavy concept of the plot.

    And you got to bark back at him!

8. All I could think about while watching Playstation event:

4367 points - Feb 20,2013, 7:06pm - 794 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • WaMcG - 162 points - 3 years ago

    I think the real winners tonight were blazers and jeans.

  • Lowsley - 75 points - 3 years ago

    I genuinely found their segment to be the most intriguing. I can't believe they were all up there and only one of them said something.

  • OnyxOak - 112 points - 3 years ago

    Relevant

  • bikkebakke - 36 points - 3 years ago

    I like the smiling black dude.

  • DaMountainDwarf - 10 points - 3 years ago

    It's probably because some shitty manager back stage was telling all the presenters not to put their hands in their pockets, and some other dipshit manager insisted that more of the team go on stage with him even if they weren't going to say anything...

  • TunaFied - 9 points - 3 years ago

    Classic boyband cover!

  • JustBrowsing4Chan - 25 points - 3 years ago

    Destiny looks so much like Halo. You can see Halo in there, but it's not quite Halo. It's weird.

  • Grazsrootz - 28 points - 3 years ago

    RICKY BOBBY

    http://imgur.com/KEAwrUc

  • Kingbruno - 21 points - 3 years ago

    It looks like they a bad posture habit of rounded shoulders.

    http://www.chrisreynoldspractice.co.uk/rounded-shoulders.asp

    It can happen from siting at a desk with poor posture for extended periods of time.

    2nd guy from the left has it the worst: http://i.imgur.com/bTuqpFn.jpg

  • Imiss8bit - 6 points - 3 years ago

    I feel like they were all told. "Don't go up there and put your hands in your fucking pockets!"

9. The words all gamers dread.

4269 points - Apr 08,2013, 8:06pm - 728 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • fptp01 - 66 points - 3 years ago

    i just realized this gif goes with so much.

  • ScentOfOblivion - 22 points - 3 years ago

    Back in the halcyon days of the Gamecube, this meant it was time to remove the memory card.

    And then put it back.

    Over and over.

    Until either the save fixed itself or you died of heartbreak.

  • ZebubXIII - 16 points - 3 years ago

    dude this shit happened to me 3 times in borderlands 1, only reason i haven't gotten 2 yet.

  • Mike_the_TV - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Bright side to windows at least, it tends to keep running copies of your files and when something like this happens you can revert to an earlier save by restoring it to a previous day. But on anything else, loss of saves just kills my desire to play a game.

  • Cryomancer - 15 points - 3 years ago

    It was my lvl 40 mordecai too. So many hours wasted.

  • Pterodactyl_Time - 8 points - 3 years ago

    The day my copy of pokemon gold died. I shall never forget.

  • Zeirokhan - 3 points - 3 years ago

    This just happened to me in Hitman: Absolution. First time its happened to me too.I keep wanting to go back in the hopes that it reappeared.

  • NubThrasher9 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Fallout New Vegas, IM LOOKING AT YOU

  • Salmonaxe - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Happened to me, but nightly my Playstation does its cloud sync so I just went into my online section and replaced the file from there. Lost a few hours of playing but the relief of seeing it work was amazing.

  • H2KKira - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Just had to be Borderlands didn't it? Well, good luck killing thousands of skags for the rest of your life... again.

10. Dear Razer: Never do this again.

4263 points - Sep 12,2013, 8:19pm - 1214 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Arclite83 - 119 points - 3 years ago

    That makes me so WSAD.

  • UnknownStory - 32 points - 3 years ago

    At least you get full sized left and right keys. The Macbook my university forced me to shell out major cash for dropped the ball worse than Razer.

  • PixelBlaster - 166 points - 3 years ago

    I've never really played a game where those were actually used, it was always WASD

  • Acheros - 48 points - 3 years ago

    I don't even PC game and this pisses me off.

  • CoffeePuma - 13 points - 3 years ago

    My laptop is like that too, but the left and right arrow keys are the same size as the up and down keys.

  • quickrep - 7 points - 3 years ago

    hwat a terrible design

  • NemeZiz - 9 points - 3 years ago

    is this for real ?. If so WHAT THE HELL ?

  • CyanSquid - 3 points - 3 years ago

    My macbooks arrow keys don't bother me when i play games, the full size left and right buttons on this might throw me off though.

  • JackBond1234 - 3 points - 3 years ago

    MacBooks are just like that, except the left and right keys are half keys taking up the lower half of the space... Not fun for Stepmania.

  • namesroverated98 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    I see so many people hating on the arrow keys, yet its more comfortable for lefties to use the number pad or arrow keys. We could have our right hand on WASD, but that has us crossing our arm over to the other side in a uncomfortable, or has us shifted over so we are looking at the screen at an angle. So give the arrow keys some credit, they allow lefty gamers to play in a more comfortable way

11. The worst double standard of them all!

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  • Borkchop6810 - 44 points - 3 years ago

    Well you just defined my dad

  • PiIIlow - 75 points - 3 years ago

    HOLY FUCK, i have this girls in my class, ask her anything about any TV show, she knows it. Talk about a game in her vast vicinity and she gets all mad about us wasting our lives.

  • J71 - 34 points - 3 years ago

    This is because society is run by people who wach too much tv. That is also why society is too dramatic.

  • BaSh12_FoR_PrEZ - 12 points - 3 years ago

    That and facebook the people that infuriate me (Mother included) are those that spend hours upon hours on facebook and watching TV then get mad when I spend similar amounts of time playing a game. I am being social by playing with friends and even exercising my mind. Video games have a very bad name in the world but I don't know what needs to be done to fix that.

  • Riptide_ - 9 points - 3 years ago

    "We're not playing video games today"

    proceeds to watch t.v. for 9 hours.

  • noodlenova - 9 points - 3 years ago

    Guy at work is convinced that video games are bad for you. He abhors them. Any time I ask what he does with his days off, he says "Oh, you know, not much. Just watched TV all day". Angers me.

  • saltymirv - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Both need to get off the couch

  • Mc_Dickles - 20 points - 3 years ago

    So true.

    My sister is watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its cool but I'm trying to defeat Alex Mercer and noooooooooooooooo.... I get told to play outside. Dafuq ma?

  • StatuatoryBear - 9 points - 3 years ago

    Hehe hehe... Bats an eye.. Bats.. Cause it's.. The... Alright fuckit I'm out.

  • iwearatophat - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Have a friend just like this. Tell her I am playing video games and she goes on about how they are a waste of time. Ask her what she is doing and it is most likely a facebook game app and watching some crap reality tv show.

12. Reality

4167 points - Aug 20,2013, 7:24pm - 564 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • HotRodLincoln - 102 points - 3 years ago

    Pandas are the only animal that actively tries to make itself extinct. They won't have sex. They won't eat meat. They kill their children.

    They're all around terrible at surviving.

  • terf2004 - 41 points - 3 years ago

    There are more orcs online than in real life, why is no one talking about this

  • Camraff - 30 points - 3 years ago

    That's because even the panda's in WoW have more sex than the ones in real life.

  • Pitacrest - 10 points - 3 years ago

    The Panda is the only creature that is contributing to its own extinction. The combination of low intelligence and slow metabolism through their poor choice of diet has reduced them to Giant Sloths.

  • PterodactylMan - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Man at a certain point you gotta let the bear die.

  • pvtmaiden - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Wasn't this posted in /r/wow about a week ago?

  • unknownpanda - 4 points - 3 years ago

    My username may possibly have a darker meaning in the near future.

  • iangary619 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Wow..

  • BucketOfBiscuits - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I heard pandas have three testicles today

  • Stuewe - 1 points - 3 years ago

    The pandas must die.

    "All endangered species leave endangered feces."

13. Uncharted 3 movie cameo in The Last of US...Guess who plays as Drake.

4166 points - Jun 16,2013, 12:12pm - 591 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Spider-Man2099 - 133 points - 3 years ago

    No wonder everything went to shit

  • MoldyPottu - 49 points - 3 years ago

    That says Uncharted 13, isn't The Last of Us based in the future?

  • WiseManZero - 18 points - 3 years ago

    "Highway Repair Cancelled"? What a load!

  • Anarch0punx - 13 points - 3 years ago

    JUSTIN BIEBER AS DRAKE? What where they thinkin?

  • GameOnDevin - 3 points - 3 years ago

    He would die In the first scene

  • _2chainz - 3 points - 3 years ago

    I'm not big into video games but I am interested in buying this game, can anyone tell me their opinion ?, is it good?, I don't want to buy it and be disappointed

  • sacredcows - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Uncharted: Unsharted

  • _deffer_ - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Uncharted 13, not 3.

  • epichotcheese - 4 points - 3 years ago

    The only thing related to Justin bieber I will ever like. Props to naught dog for this sick joke.

  • I_Eat_Death - 1 points - 3 years ago

    NO

14. Telegram for you, sir!

4147 points - Apr 08,2013, 11:27pm - 530 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • SouperBoy - 61 points - 3 years ago

    Booker Dewitt. Dick Butt. BD. DB. Booker Dewitt is Dick Butt

  • jason_steakums - 24 points - 3 years ago

    Because KC Green's original Dickbutt strip should always get some more views.

  • GraggB - 18 points - 3 years ago

    God dammit Lutece.

  • fubes2000 - 37 points - 3 years ago

    HOLY FUCK, SPOILER TAGS! JESUS!

  • SilentEdge - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Booker reacts.

  • JoshuaQuail - 2 points - 3 years ago

    i was so hoping for that ending.

  • nvr_ndr21_13 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    You... Just made my night. /slowclap

  • Doza1 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    ._.

  • Berzerkur - 1 points - 3 years ago

    HA!!

  • Meatslinger - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I'm still trying to comprehend how their telegraph system works with no telegraph wires between floating buildings.

15. Oh Valve...

4143 points - Aug 27,2013, 8:31pm - 239 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • HansWind - 42 points - 3 years ago

    Who would have guessed the realization came 3 days later.

  • jawni - 10 points - 3 years ago

    It's hard to keep dates straight when you're working on Valve-time.

  • Rostifer - 5 points - 3 years ago

    By far the best part of this memo:

    (We were going to give you a list of other things that turned 17 this year, but it turns out when you google “17 year old celebrities” at work, someone from HR comes by and tells you the police want to talk to you).

  • AndrewTheKing - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Oh Valve, you silly little rascal.

  • grlz - 3 points - 3 years ago

    17 years? Shit I feel old...

  • NinjaTuna14 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    This part questioned me..

    "when you google 17 year old celebrities at work, someone from HR comes by and tells you the police want to talk to you"

  • likwitsnake - 10 points - 3 years ago

    http://i.imgur.com/iXKYr.gif

  • hergumbules - 1 points - 3 years ago

    How do you get a party hat? I just downloaded TF2 earlier today so I don't know what to do.

  • tothegarbage2 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Is this the Valve Team Fortress birthday or the Quake Team Fortress birthday?

  • RecoveringTroller - 2 points - 3 years ago

    thanks for the red markings, I would have never ever seen that stuff.

16. As an astronaut, this is why I'll be getting a PS4.

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  • DrPurse - 193 points - 3 years ago

    This is actually his first and only post in 3 years, master lurker right here

  • PNR_Robots - 43 points - 3 years ago

    Awesome, now they can sell 20 extra consoles to the space community.

  • Laguertaisawhore - 79 points - 3 years ago

    Yeah. An Astronaut. Sure.

  • Lorentzcontraction - 37 points - 3 years ago

    The Xbone won't have launch support in Japan? Microsoft really did give up on the Japanese market.

  • toxlab - 31 points - 3 years ago

    Oh my.I just imagined playing a game in microgravity, your monitor floating gently away from you, your motions with the controller rolling over your shoulders like tiny waves in a vast ocean.

    Now I have an erection. I need to lie down.

  • Hoshiyuu - 12 points - 3 years ago

    Can someone smarter than me calculate the cost of getting a PS3/PS4 with 1 Controller and 5 disc into space/orbit?

  • Sluh2896 - 17 points - 3 years ago

    As a Submariner, same.

  • Cletus_TheFetus - 11 points - 3 years ago

    As a Jedi and Part-time Space Pirate, I can confirm what OP is saying is correct.

  • Chetkurt - 7 points - 3 years ago

    No access In Florida?

  • Bruyn - 8 points - 3 years ago

    AMA, verification, anything? Please, I want some awesome space photos

17. I think I made a 12 year old mad at me playing Halo.

4012 points - Aug 24,2013, 11:25am - 796 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • kamz_00 - 171 points - 3 years ago

    "Her vagina was delicious. I will miss her"

    This is fucking hilarious

  • UrethraExtreme_ - 172 points - 3 years ago

    To be fair it sounds like a good time. I've never died and peed on a bed before.

  • toddmhardin - 60 points - 3 years ago

    At least your mother died happy.

  • OP_never_delivers - 29 points - 3 years ago

    I'd check up on you mom.

  • Triffgits - 21 points - 3 years ago

    Shit son, he just schooled you. How have you not killed yourself after such a thrashing? It'd probably relieve the pain by this point.

  • Mcnichs - 20 points - 3 years ago

    That's some damn good creative writing right there.

  • randomnameidk - 10 points - 3 years ago

    thats hilarious.

  • Scrimps - 7 points - 3 years ago

    "Her vagina is delicious. I will miss her".

    Quote of the year IMO.

  • itsNOSAJ - 12 points - 3 years ago

    That has to be the best XBL message I've ever seen haha

  • Hazorhell - 8 points - 3 years ago

    hope he ate her before she died and peed herself

18. Fallout 3 has many silent stories being told. Just stop and look around.

3927 points - Mar 11,2013, 6:02pm - 1307 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • AceofJoker - 184 points - 3 years ago

    When I found this I was thinking "Who thought doing a motorcycle jump in a subway would be a good idea?"

  • mccfiskars - 98 points - 3 years ago

    That's cool and all but I wanna know the story of the plunger death room. You should find it if you haven't already.

  • fpooz - 78 points - 3 years ago

    Broadcasting "0 viewers" ;_;

  • BaltimoreSkater - 42 points - 3 years ago

    Ive found some pretty interesting things like a skeleton in a bathtub holding a toaster

  • D_pizzle - 37 points - 3 years ago

    I want to know the story of your ammo?!

  • nicolauz - 10 points - 3 years ago

    I love the room with all the plungers going up the wall. The hotel rooms with a man and woman skeleton on the mattress and a ton of drugs/money always gets me too. So many subtle stories !

  • slipperywhenwet6 - 50 points - 3 years ago

    Man tries to have fun in the subway with what I can only imagine is one of few remaining motorcycles. Ramps on either end of a car that he will jump. He goes to high, get his head jammed in the light and his motorcycle continues on the other side before tipping, where they both stay for over a century.

  • temotodochi - 8 points - 3 years ago

    There's a ton of such stories around in fallout 3. I remember one highway bunker in which some idiot locked himself up. Tried to climb out with suction cups and fell to his death.

  • Theivingfox - 7 points - 3 years ago

    Dude you've got this. There is no way your gonna hit that light.

  • Rage_in_Theory - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Whenever I found this, I chuckled as I went along my way.

19. My answer to the GTA/violence debate

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  • Minutes2Midnight - 78 points - 3 years ago

    Ooooooon the other hand, Gran Turismo has made me better on the race track...

  • oPHILcial - 49 points - 3 years ago

    But playing Madden makes me want to play football. I may not be good at it, but let's go play a pick-up game.

  • phreeck - 111 points - 3 years ago

    There is a huge difference between games influencing a particular mood and games giving you a particular set of skills.

  • lolzoners - 22 points - 3 years ago

    Guarantee you in the next 12 hours someone will release a "DOES GUITAR HERO MAKE ME A BETTAR GUITAR PLAYER? LOL NO COURSE NOT".

    This circlejerk seems to happen every 6 months and I really don't understand it.

    Let me show why news networks are wrong by posting the same thing over and over and over again. Because I'm sure Fox/CNN/MSNBC reporters actively surf /r/gaming.

  • flagg1888 - 91 points - 3 years ago

    Like watching a lot of porn doesn't make you great at sex

  • ChrisHernandez - 36 points - 3 years ago

    Did playing Madden increase your knowledge of football? You now know about the players and all the rules also your knowledge in plays and strategy has increased.

    For GTAIV or other FPS your knowledge of weapons has increased and strategy on cqb. I know more about what a gun looks like, because of these games.

  • Denog - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Not really a fair comparison.

  • sneakersotoole - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Playing Madden for 20 years made me think I could coach a bunch of 10 year olds to a Pop Warner championship. We went 3-6.

  • Darkstar1756 - 4 points - 3 years ago

    If Forza can't teach you how to drive a car then Call of Duty can't teach you how to shoot a gun.

  • poopnuts - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Becoming a pro football player by playing Madden =/= Shooting a single person after playing GTA IV.

    Catching a football thrown by someone == Shooting a single person after playing GTA IV.

    I don't believe violent video games make people violent but the scale of your analogy is way off.

20. This man is a fucking prophet! Just found this depressing post from 2004 on a gaming forum and laughed too hard.

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  • APguru - 16 points - 3 years ago

    And then, that man went on to be the one true prophet...the next CEO of EA

  • likely_an_impostor - 3 points - 3 years ago

    EA viral marketing squad accusing everybody in the thread of "circlejerking" arriving in 10.. 9..

  • Dandalph - 6 points - 3 years ago

    How do you, in 2013, "find" a post that's almost ten years old?

    Time machine?

  • Greenhound - 12 points - 3 years ago

    And so the era of online distribution and DLC was born.

  • Sheiwn - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I don't mods are dying out. I think they are stronger than ever.

  • NoMoreNeedToLive - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I too have professional high quality optional content being available to people who liked the core game and wanted more of it.

  • frederikwr - 2 points - 3 years ago

    If you press Alt+Enter at same time it will maximize the window :)

  • Bearded_Gentleman - 2 points - 3 years ago

    I'm just waiting for them to start charging $0.99 for roster updates on my sports games.

  • WK_of_Angmar - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Holy mother of resolution.

  • marrakoosh - 1 points - 3 years ago

    AmA Request: DLT

21. Every online game needs this test

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  • citizen_coping - 119 points - 3 years ago

    http://i.imgur.com/YlYplC8.gif

  • kiruclanz - 74 points - 3 years ago

    fuq dis shet

    ima go ply sum lege off legdins

  • Fake2556 - 39 points - 3 years ago

    Thank you for telling us the game

  • BeerNTacos - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Kingdom of Loathing is still a great game, even after all these years.

  • NoFucksGiver - 32 points - 3 years ago

    Reddit needs this test

    FTFY

  • iseir - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Love that game

  • Dustcrow - 5 points - 3 years ago

    wat colr do have horse? Plz respond.

  • invisibo - 8 points - 3 years ago

    I liked leisure suit Larry's way of doing age protection by asking questions only older people would know. Not as effective with today's internet, but still cool.

  • dragonblade629 - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Damn, been a while since I last played KoL. Wonder if I should go back.

  • GotMyIE - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Because everyone can speak English perfectly right? I have a friend that I play a game with he is from Vietnam and has trouble speaking English, how do you think he'd feel about this?

22. I'm glad Microsoft's creative director cares about the consumers.

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  • Flemtality - 187 points - 3 years ago

    Did they just kill the new Xbox before even revealing it?

  • InHarmsWay - 263 points - 3 years ago

    This quote from his tweet is especially idiotic:

    Those people should definitely get with the times and get the internet. It's awesome.

    He makes it sound like the only reason people don't get internet or fast internet is because they are behind the times.

    Fuck this guy.

  • nicbot - 74 points - 3 years ago

    If Microsoft insists on an "always on" console, it will make the purchase of a next gen console easy.

  • IndifferentAssertion - 46 points - 3 years ago

    Guess what the soldiers deployed all around the world will buy, not the Xbox. People are not locked into a console if they mess up by leaving the Always On Connection; people will avoid the console. We must learn from history as not to repeat it.

  • mrcandyman - 213 points - 3 years ago

    Wow, what a dick. I have crummy internet myself, but I'm not going to move from my otherwise fantastic place just to play their crummy console. I'll get the PS4 instead. (Current 360 owner)

  • AxiomNor - 92 points - 3 years ago

    Confirmed on twitter. Twitter Conversation Link

    So yeah, what a dick.

  • Cmcnichol - 27 points - 3 years ago

    And it looks like i'll be getting a PS4 and not the new Microsoft console.

  • 33koala - 26 points - 3 years ago

    He should be fired.

  • daddylo21 - 74 points - 3 years ago

    I think you mean soon to be former creative director.

  • rusty_chipmunk - 52 points - 3 years ago

    Here's a tweet he has gone on to make private so nobody can see it.

    http://i.imgur.com/keFHbXC.png

    yeah I'll "deal with it" by not buying your product and buy the one that doesn't have always online. This guy really comes off as a smug asshole.

23. Your move, COD [Arma 3]

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  • maj17 - 57 points - 3 years ago

    "Remember, no russian"

  • HaydenGames - 81 points - 3 years ago

    But do they move around you when you walk through them?

  • greatdaychap - 46 points - 3 years ago

    wow such doge wow

  • Battmans_Hooters - 18 points - 3 years ago

    No, no, no. They need to be Dinosaurs, we've wanted DINOSAURS.

  • The_Angry_Tiger - 37 points - 3 years ago

    Do you truly believe CoD is a competitor of Arma?

  • Daeluin - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Well I do like dags.

  • Dapaintrain - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Fish AI PFFT.

  • ShadowAardvark - 10 points - 3 years ago

    Introducing: COD Ghosts: Fish expansion, now with 3 different types of fish that move when you get close to them.

  • SpacemanSpifffy - 4 points - 3 years ago

    This.... is dumb.

  • Goozoozoo - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Yes, but do your fish move out of the way? I didn't think so.

24. What game?

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  • SpiderCoat - 86 points - 3 years ago

    But... He portaled a window...

  • JellyGrapes - 215 points - 3 years ago

    Have fun finding Battlefield 3 on Steam...

  • LaboratoryOne - 60 points - 3 years ago

    That was a nice touch with the glass in his face.

  • Odnoen - 73 points - 3 years ago

    It is a crime to not buy Portal when creating a new Steam account.

  • CptSpiffyPanda - 31 points - 3 years ago

    ... but Battlefield 3 is not on steam

  • HazzaBlake - 12 points - 3 years ago

    Deal with it.

  • absurdlyobfuscated - 12 points - 3 years ago

    What do you even call this meme? I keep seeing it everywhere. Anyone know where it originated?

    This is without a doubt one of the best one of these that I've seen so far.

    Edit: Here's the original, found the answer to my own question.

  • DoomedCivilian - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Neither of those surfaces were made with crushed moonrocks, so the portals wouldn't have stuck. Instead, he would have just splatted on the ground, lacking the leg spring attachments that Chell has.

    But srsly, everyone should get portal.

  • JarekBloodDragon - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Except absolutely no one will get mad for recommending portal. It is a great franchise fucking destroyed by crazy annoying fanboys spamming the same god damn jokes for years

  • Hitler_AMA - 7 points - 3 years ago

    FYI

    Battlefield 3 isn't on steam.

25. When I saw this post about E3.

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  • joshborup - 666 points - 3 years ago

    i actually read it this way too, i thought "what the hell is this gibberish"

  • prestellad - 50 points - 3 years ago

    TBH, I'm pretty sure the original image could have been arranged better. We're all still super-cool, right? I'm not old. right?

  • gotbeefpudding - 110 points - 3 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA perfect choice of image macro

  • gator789 - 14 points - 3 years ago

    holy fuck this subreddit is shit

  • Mishmash34 - 25 points - 3 years ago

    I'm sorry. Any way that you could suggest to make it easier to read?

    EDIT: I'm OP of that picture and i would like suggestions

  • Failscout - 25 points - 3 years ago

    Friends? MMO? No no no. That's where you "make" friends.

  • Scott0047 - 11 points - 3 years ago

    I still don't get it...

  • Shadow_Mir - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Wasn't this the top comment on the original post?

  • AintGotNaLegsLtDAN - 6 points - 3 years ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • XtremelyNooby - 5 points - 3 years ago

    So you took the top comment from another post and made a pic...

    Original comment

26. Pretty well done

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  • Consonant - 27 points - 3 years ago

    best part of COD

  • Minutes2Midnight - 18 points - 3 years ago

    I'm putting this on a car in Forza...I've been inspired. I'm doing it.

  • SilverMars - 13 points - 3 years ago

    She has the ass of Hank Hill injected with jelly.

  • The_Notorious_HAM - 4 points - 3 years ago

    This is the best playercard picture i have ever seen. Better than Spodermen.

  • shadowslayer978 - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Is that Miley Cyrus' ass?

  • sco0termcjonson - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Well this didn't take long. Well done.

  • K1NG3R - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Hilarious. My favorite part of lobbies... Sometimes makes me want to go back to CoD

  • Rockzilla4000 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I'm curious on how you get that title.

  • sketchapotamus - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I'm sorry, can someone please explain? I get that it's an ass, however that's as far as I am getting.

  • megamanxte - 1 points - 3 years ago

    It may be the meds talking but for some reason I see the heavy and medic from tf2 about to kiss

27. Sony listens to the people

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  • BrayWyatt - 545 points - 3 years ago

    Should be noted that this is a parody account and not actually Kaz Hirai.

  • Astronaut_Batman - 117 points - 3 years ago

    ITT: Everyone making sure to say it is a parody account.

  • 2sik2betrue - 19 points - 3 years ago

    Microsoft watches the people.

  • yungmurda - 6 points - 3 years ago

    I wish people would just take this for what it is, since its pretty funny, rather than just trying to point out to everyone that its not real

  • Antabaka - 91 points - 3 years ago

    In case anyone is confused, @KazHiraiCEO is a parody account. This was not posted by the Sony CEO, nor anyone affiliated with Sony.

    People need to stop falling for these so often. It's not difficult to quickly check and see if the account is official.

  • Whynotpie - 5 points - 3 years ago

    I just wanted to ask people, is this the parody account?

  • not_gaben_AMA - 19 points - 3 years ago

    Here is the tweet: https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/339018421897420802
    Here is the some gameplay of Dr. Mario: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT4ksAgQouc

    It seems like Mario really likes all kinds of drugs.

  • Experienc3 - 15 points - 3 years ago

    Anyone know if this is a parody account?

  • Sardaucar - 2 points - 3 years ago

    WHAT HAVE WE DONE

  • Mazovski - 2 points - 3 years ago

    OKAY PEOPLE WE GO IT! IT'S PARODY ACCOUNT.

28. Gran Turismo 6 realism in Pagani Huayra. Holy Shit.

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  • Minutes2Midnight - 38 points - 3 years ago

    They are doing some damn impressive work at Polyphony Digital.

  • Throwaway1944719115 - 17 points - 3 years ago

    Does the uncanny valley apply to inanimate objects as well? I find myself picking apart the render. The pedal placement is off, the door handle seems too high and the emblem on the dash seems to low. On top of everything looking too plastic. In and of itself, it's an amazing render, but when compared to the real deal, I find it lacking.

  • deckman - 5 points - 3 years ago

    A bit off topic, but what pc racing game is the closest to GT in terms of overall gameplay?

    Gran Turismo 4 was the most fun I've ever had in a racing game and I've tried just about every racing game for the pc (series such as Grid, Dirt, Need for Speed, etc) and nothing has come close thus far.

  • rydenshep - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Thank god I didn't have to spend hours looking for porn today.

  • ABlackwelly - 20 points - 3 years ago

    On the PS3 as well! Polyphony Digital are awesome!

  • sipsyrup - 10 points - 3 years ago

    But will I still bounce off of cars and walls with only a tiny dent?

  • kycube - 8 points - 3 years ago

    What's that thing in the center of the passenger seat?

  • twitchosx - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Too bad it's the Ultimate DRIVING game and the racing is crap because the damage model is complete dog shit.

    If they married this type of quality with the realistic damage physics in GRID 2, I'd be sold. Until then, it's just a pretty driving game.

    And for those that say "well, you shouldn't be smashing into other cars", well yea. That's true. But when you go into a turn with a bunch of other cars, rubbing will happen and it WILL affect your car. Damage is a MAJOR part of auto racing, wether people like it or not. You have to be fucking careful not to trash your car and if you can fly into a corner at max speed and rear end another car and slow down immediately with NO effect other than a "thuuuuuud" sound, then fuck that. I want my brain to be telling me "do not slam that car... slow the fuck down or your shit will get fucked". It's a mental aspect for me.

  • chavodl8 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Which is which????

  • Rice_Rocket - 5 points - 3 years ago

    The problem with Gran Turismo for me was never how the cars looks. My biggest problem was that most of the cars do not sound like real cars. It sounds like they were synthesized instead.

29. As a PC Desktop Gamer, every time I see a Laptop Gamer

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  • gigantism - 75 points - 3 years ago

    Oh well, you could probably buy two gaming desktops for the price of that laptop.

  • Luna-industries - 10 points - 3 years ago

    As a laptop gamer, I played games on a PLANE, ya casual.

  • Agemman - 7 points - 3 years ago

    Fortunately I don't move around very much so I can keep my desktop. I if I do go somewhere it is usually no longer than a week and I see that as a time where I can just as well go without gaming.

  • WorldDownSideUp - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Now, is it just me that thinks this is getting ridiculous? Tower and Laptops are still PCs, just one isn't as good for gaming as the other, but is more mobile. I understand discussions between Macs vs. PC vs. Console kind of thing, but this is unnecessary.

    We are still part of one PC gaming family, why are we having an argument?

  • whatsfightclub - 17 points - 3 years ago

    PC gaming itself isn't very casual anymore anyway....

    sniff...tear

  • defenseman13 - 17 points - 3 years ago

    I've been a lap top gamer for 10 years; I don't think I could go to a full PC

  • Nalenthi - 3 points - 3 years ago

    I use both. I got a refurbished Alienware laptop a couple years ago but there's no way I'd use it over my beloved desktop. It is nice to have it when I go out though.

  • ScubaSte7e - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Desktop gamer all throughout my childhood until I went to college. Got a gaming laptop for the ease and accessibility. I don't feel any less than a gamer when I had a laptop vs desktop. Now, I have both.. but that brief time in undergrad my laptop was my everything.

  • gex80 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I don't like gaming laptops because of their size. Then again I don't really play games anywhere but home on my desktop.

  • morgartjr - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I just do both. Desktop at home, laptop (g73 and now g75) when I'm on the road.

30. My new favorite mod. Replaces the "You died" text. (dark souls)

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  • agnostracised - 44 points - 3 years ago

    Mod outdated in a few years...

    THANKS OBAMA!

  • d_o_s_x - 58 points - 3 years ago

    This actually made me laugh out loud

  • ryneisme - 10 points - 3 years ago

    Also, Sunny D!

  • Creeper_Funzone9 - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Well not in a couple of years.........

  • Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish - 7 points - 3 years ago

    This game... Just beat it today and I gotta say, something other than "you died" would really make it easier to relax after I lose 75,000 souls and 35 humanity. "Sorry, Bro" would even suffice.

  • Bwgmon - 17 points - 3 years ago

    I was expecting something stupid like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU GOT OWNED."

    I wound up laughing at what it actually was, thanks Obama!

  • Lazydude17 - 5 points - 3 years ago

    This made me laugh so hard.

  • MPsai - 4 points - 3 years ago

    I laughed, but I'm sure the novelty would wear off eventually.

  • legoredlac - 3 points - 3 years ago

    SUNNY D?

  • BigBadMonster - 3 points - 3 years ago

    I don't understand the hate for Obama (I don't pay attention to politics), but I have not laughed that hard in months! I had to stop typing this comment to let it all out. Dark Souls mods. Turning gamer rage into laughter since 2012.

    By the way, how and where can I mod this? I may finally be brave enough to play this game with mods like this!

31. So i heard EA are looking for a new CEO

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  • PolityAgent - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Extra points for releasing a video game trailer that reveals the entire storyline.

    Punchline in the title.

  • magicbullets - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Points deducted for allowing the CV to be printed. Should be available only via the internet.

  • Youso - 10 points - 3 years ago

    $5?

    LITTLE CHEAP EHH?

  • 999realthings - 9 points - 3 years ago

    EA CEO job application.

    Necessary skills:

    • Killing amazing game studios
    • Piss off fanbase
    • Find ways to sell game main as DLC

    If you like games, you need not apply.

  • Shadow_Dog - 3 points - 3 years ago

    5$ for day 1 DLC

    fixed

  • swassdesign - 2 points - 3 years ago

    $1.99 for the Deluxe Upvote Pack and 100 Reddit Credits.

  • Nelis47896 - 17 points - 3 years ago

    1 week before this

  • fsmsociety - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Oh is it time for this shit to be reposted again?

  • BobstarDeluxe - 1 points - 3 years ago

    My CV can't be read on paper or offline: always-on DRM.

  • literaIIy - 1 points - 3 years ago

    le ea bad le so funny comic

32. Found this in No More Room in Hell community hub. This is the correct way to deal with people being offended

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  • ZimBeans - 12 points - 3 years ago

    +1 respect for the developers

  • newskit - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Makes sense. It's their game and their design philosophy, they shouldn't have to change it because it offends a few people.

  • mrfuzzydog4 - 7 points - 3 years ago

    I just shoot them on sight.

  • Eggfibre - 3 points - 3 years ago

    I haven't heard anything about this game before. Is it good?

  • Brandon23z - 2 points - 3 years ago

    I respect these developers for sticking to their beliefs and their vision.

  • Wraithstorm - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Wait, people have problems shooting zombie children?!?

    Seriously though, kudos to them for standing up for what they believe. In a realistic scenario, that sad circumstance would be happening... alot..

  • ry751410 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Would you recommend playing this game? I always love a good Zombie pandemic adventure.

  • Flakkyboo - 2 points - 3 years ago

    lol by telling them to deal with it instead of coming to a mutual agreement yep super correct

33. Sims 4 unveils better boob-rendering technology for nex-gen platforms

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  • Zaytes - 272 points - 3 years ago

    Can EA just stop beating around the bush and make the Sims a full fledged sex simulator?

  • trustedsource - 116 points - 3 years ago

    Actually, she has a medical condition where she was born with her lungs on the outside of her ribcage.

    It's part of one of the announced Sims 4 expansions about rare birth defects, Sims 4: Lucky to be Alive

  • Correct_Semens - 20 points - 3 years ago

    Needs to go bigger and smaller

  • logicgaming - 17 points - 3 years ago

    Phantasy Star Online 2 offers a wider array of options

  • eeespelin - 11 points - 3 years ago

    I feel like this should be a 50hr loop on YouTube with a slide whistle in the background.

  • qcquark - 18 points - 3 years ago

    That's some Weird Science right there

  • Sandvicheater - 48 points - 3 years ago

    Easiest part of making a female character, breast size max.

  • BonerDude - 38 points - 3 years ago

    About damn time

  • vrexiie - 7 points - 3 years ago

    as funny as this is; this is actually really helpful! all my sim chicks are flat chested because it looks like there are missiles in their shirts if the scale is anything past medium.

  • VernacularRobot - 16 points - 3 years ago

    I watched that for far too long.

34. Was playing FIFA when a guy quit on me mid-game while it was still 0-0, and he followed up with this message

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  • HerrTony - 7 points - 3 years ago

    nice of him to tell you though.

  • fishhoncho - 17 points - 3 years ago

    Makes you wonder what he kept hidden in that pot. Unfortunately I think I know. It was probably a red sock that had a rip in it and a slight mayonnaise stain on the interior. Poor kid... His parents will punish him by opening his mouth ajar every time he sniffs a pumpernickel.

  • Saac - 2 points - 3 years ago

    What a dope.

  • lemonteabag - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Top lad explaining himself.

  • GEARSOFDN619 - 6 points - 3 years ago

    lol thanks to that my day is a little better

  • xChaoZ - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Who would've guessed that he's the kind of person who wears Beats?

  • 0ban - 1 points - 3 years ago

    When in doubt, carry out.

  • BrightenthatIdea - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Was it this kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_IJTKNQi3s

  • IrrelevantEskimo - 2 points - 3 years ago

    I too recently lost my life when my parents found my stash. Still reeling

  • kykr422 - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Lol if i had a dollar for every time my parents found my stash

35. turns out I'm just a lesbian

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  • maj17 - 42 points - 3 years ago

    Wonderful life taught me that blonds are "easy"

  • derkaerka - 100 points - 3 years ago

    FOX BREAKING NEWS ------------ VIDEO GAMES MAKE YOU GAY ------------- MORE AT 11:00

  • LastProRican - 41 points - 3 years ago

    Because of this series, I have a fascination with pink hair...

  • lodf - 10 points - 3 years ago

    Game name?

  • PillowTalk420 - 7 points - 3 years ago

    TIL Harvest Moon creates lesbians.

  • FutureSomebody - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Apparently there is another Harvest Moon game called "Another Wonderful Life" that let's you play as a girl.

  • Meximo13 - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Personal favorite is friends of mineral town, you can still enjoy it if you get an emulator, I play it all the time on my ipod

  • sorafan93 - 4 points - 3 years ago

    I'm not familiar enough with the games to get the joke, but "turns out I'm just a lesbian" is one of the best endings to a story I've heard.

  • nexusj13 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Dancing under the tree with Karen :D

  • akauble - 1 points - 3 years ago

    You rock! These games are the greatest ever! My wife and I are trying to collect every one of them.

36. Andy Levy said it best when it comes to the PS4

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  • FlirtsWithGoats- - 39 points - 3 years ago

    I agree. If I want to be social, I hang out with people. I use video games to chill out, not have to deal with anyone, get lost in a fantasy. I wouldn't want social features while watching a movie, I just want to watch.

  • SmokexFFx - 30 points - 3 years ago

    "I pay for Xbox live because the social aspect is unmatched by PSN."

    *Sony announces a butt-load of social features

    "Who wants social features? I'm a gamer."

  • Penspinnermaniac - 7 points - 3 years ago

    It's kinda ridiculous, because let's assume he's wrong and that video games are a social event for someone. If you want to be social, your friends will be with you, not on Facebook or psn account. There really isn't any need for that kind of stuff on the ps4.

  • Soronir - 2 points - 3 years ago

    I'd really like to be able to prevent anyone from contacting me on PSN. I just keep getting these fucking chain mails. When it isn't chain mail it's hate mail of some kind.

  • irongix - 1 points - 3 years ago

    amen

  • Sawdust_Prophet - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Source.

  • tomyeah - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Having your trophies posted to Facebook and Twitter was so unnecessary. Does anyone actually want that feature?

  • MrSlapstick - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Lately, I've been trying to reduce my contact with the outside world. I've cancelled my TV service and am trying to play more single-player games instead of multiplayer ones. The next step is replacing the Internet with an Internet Happy Box.

  • Whosthatguy7590 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    if i have to log on in facebooke or something else to play a Game on the PS4... then.... THEN..... i don´t know, maybe i accept it somedays.... :(

  • recOneLo - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I play video games with buddies. I really don't see why social features are a negative.

37. Playing my old Pokemon Red cart with all 151 pokemon caught for the first time in years.

3485 points - Apr 25,2013, 10:08am - 540 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • pamperchu - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Needs a new battery inside the cartridge.

  • Lion13 - 7 points - 3 years ago

    That's my boy SkyyJohn! What is that gif from?

  • gizmoat17 - 6 points - 3 years ago

    Them feels, bro, them feels.

  • jkbh - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Nicely timed gif. Good job.

  • kingsandpresidents - 3 points - 3 years ago

    Nintendo should have put in a hand flipping you off when that screen is shown.Or just write "Fuck You"

  • Swak_Error - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Same thing happened to me with Silver...

  • potatoduck - 2 points - 3 years ago

    God.....damnit

  • CMHex - 2 points - 3 years ago

    On one hand, I feel for you. On the other, that was excellent. I'm so torn.

  • FluroBlack - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Had a Need for Speed game on my DS with full completion that did this. I had the same reaction. Those feels man.

  • Killgraft - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I can see that bottom thing being funny attached to more gifs, and I'd give it a week before reddit runs it into the ground.

38. Discovered that everyone thinks a fake Xbox Infinity logo I made in Photoshop is the real deal.

3479 points - May 10,2013, 11:39am - 3547 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Auto_aim1 - 651 points - 3 years ago

    Another feather in the cap for games journalism.

  • C-Ron - 100 points - 3 years ago

    UPDATE Here's the Photoshop screencap if anyone cares. I whipped up the same thing in at least 2 minutes.

    http://i.imgur.com/KXlFWv4.png

  • WhiskeyJack33 - 76 points - 3 years ago

    I would find it utterly hilarious if Microsoft likes this logo and uses it for real.

  • Careless_Con - 58 points - 3 years ago

    Will it actually be called Xbox Infinity or is that made up too?

  • NinthFlow - 45 points - 3 years ago

    Or maybe this is the real leaked logo, and you are a microsoft employee using reverse psychology to make us think it's not the real logo.

  • MalingeringSteve - 31 points - 3 years ago

    You should be compensated

  • Ramwen - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Job offer from Microsoft incoming!

  • Ghandi- - 18 points - 3 years ago

    Reddit is to reporting as Wikipedia is to term papers. Copy. Paste. Hope it's true.

  • Shogunner - 21 points - 3 years ago

    It's almost as though videogame journalism is terrible!

  • gamesterdude - 11 points - 3 years ago

    How funny would it be if microsoft is drilling employees right now as thats the real name and they want to know who leaked it.

39. GTA 5: challenge accepted ! ( close enough )

3472 points - Sep 23,2013, 6:35pm - 128 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Thirteenth_Son - 28 points - 3 years ago

    It looks like he's doing jumping splits.

  • Charrod - 22 points - 3 years ago

    10/10

  • beta_recognize - 4 points - 3 years ago

    Thats the worst Jackie Chan attempt I ever saw

  • J4SNT - 6 points - 3 years ago

    My GTA V challenge I'm working on right now is making 1 million dollars without doing any missions, and only in the stock market. Damn is it hard. Start-up is damn difficult. Walking around waiting for the percents to change is boring as hell.

  • IRON_NIPPLES - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Le MeMe MoBile 1o/10 woULd MEme AgIn LMaO

  • T-Wel-ER - 6 points - 3 years ago

    hahaha nice

  • FCDRandy - 6 points - 3 years ago

    That's pretty impressive, but I hope this doesn't become A Thing.

  • SilverhawkLB - 5 points - 3 years ago

    Thats rad!

  • Phoenixtouch - 2 points - 3 years ago

    10/10 would bang.

  • theShowstealer - 2 points - 3 years ago

    ASIAN ACCEPTED

40. The 2013 VGA's

3455 points - Sep 29,2013, 10:22am - 2115 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • mongerty - 93 points - 3 years ago

    The VGAs will have considerably more mountain dew and bullshit than this .gif leads one to believe.

  • lolpancakeslol - 36 points - 3 years ago

    Fuck the VGA's.

  • LikeATroll - 50 points - 3 years ago

    I feel that TLOU had a great storyline, but GTA has great gameplay.

  • Kanthes - 11 points - 3 years ago

    You know, I've always wondered. Where the hell is that .gif originally from?

  • NoFunInBand - 29 points - 3 years ago

    My vote goes to BioShock Infinite, but I know I'm a minority.

  • IKanHazaBukkit - 81 points - 3 years ago

    TLOU had me choked up before the game really 'began' when Joel's daughter died. When a game is able to evoke that kind of emotion that early on? Yeah GOTY winner.

  • ScoutsMom - 3 points - 3 years ago

    I'm really surprised that Infinite isn't being talked about more. TLOU is an absolutely amazing game. But I played Bioshock Infinite before it, so I came into Last of Us with extremely high standards. And to be honest, out of the two wonderful games, I held Infinite on a higher platform.

  • Guppy-Warrior - 14 points - 3 years ago

    while I love GTAV.. TLOU made a huge impression on me. By far my favorite gaming experience so far.

  • Anne_Frank_Dildo - 6 points - 3 years ago

    They were both huge successes, both critically and financially. I couldn't give less of a shit which one a bunch of jackoffs think is better.

  • crossfourthfilms - 2 points - 3 years ago

    Since just about every publication out there has their own GoTY award I can see TLOU or even Bioshock Infinite getting the upset in a few of them.