Im being mugged!!!

5849 points - 10 hours ago - 143 Visit on Reddit - funny

  • armoire_enthusiast7

    10 hours ago

    Roberto: And every five minutes I don't get it, someone's gonna get STABBED IN THE ASS!

    Zoidberg: He's bluffing! crunching noise OW...he's not bluffing!

  • armoire_enthusiast7

    10 hours ago

    You callin' me craaaaaa-zy? Aint nothin' crazy bout me 'cept my brain.

  • PoGo_Mason

    10 hours ago

    Stand still so I can practice my stabbin'

  • drewtee

    9 hours ago

    Fifty six? FIFTY SIX?!

  • TooShiftyForYou

    10 hours ago

    "Where's my stabbing knife?!"

  • SweetGingerPie

    9 hours ago

    Don't kill me just yet. I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome... handsome.

  • woodrowchillson

    7 hours ago

    "Rob the same bank three times. I like your style Roberto."

    -Bender Rodriguez

  • aolchows

    9 hours ago

    I'm gonna start my own motion light company, with blackjack and hookers.

  • riffrafz

    9 hours ago

    you callin' me craaaazzy? Just cos I got a hotel in my foot doesn't make me oogy boogy joogly

  • sh1nes

    9 hours ago

    HUH HAAAAAAAAA!

  • Mo7188

    7 hours ago

    Nice to meet you.....HOSTAGES!

  • KingKnee

    9 hours ago

    "Well, well, looks like old Roberto's the focus of attention now. STOP LOOKING AT ME!"

  • StuffyUnicorn

    10 hours ago

    "Hold still while I practice my stabbing!"

  • Prophet_Of_Loss

    9 hours ago

    "Don't weld me to the wall mommy!"

  • EthanHawking

    8 hours ago

    You ever kill a'man with a sock?! It ain't so hard...

  • Eleazaras

    7 hours ago

    Just cause I got a hotel in my foot dont make me a googly moogly moogly! Stay away from me flyin avacado!

  • timthompson1979

    6 hours ago

    I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be ground into a patty.

  • Vyrosatwork

    6 hours ago

    Whats the matter Red, nervous?!

  • -SandorClegane-

    9 hours ago

    This one's been around a while, guys

    I've got to admit, the resemblance is striking.

  • MyFriendsCallMeMurph

    10 hours ago

    Looks like a castaway on the Satellite of Love

  • trollsoultoll

    7 hours ago

    I just knocked off a bank! But that was just practice! This time I'm knocking off the same bank 4 reelz

  • ijustreddit2

    7 hours ago

    CHANGE PLACES!!!

  • jimbot_fisher

    7 hours ago

    Heyy redd

  • VanceKromo

    6 hours ago

    Looks like Benders friend from Futurama

  • Mr_Show

    6 hours ago

    I'll eatcha skin! Ha-HAH!

  • hippopig

    6 hours ago

    HEY RED!

  • fourthorseman

    6 hours ago

    I'm gonna peel off your skin and eat it like pencil shavings

  • gerryhallcomedy

    5 hours ago

    ...and the other hamburger will ALSO be made out of your lungs!

  • PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY

    8 hours ago

    Shut up and take my money. It never fit so well

  • Vostin

    8 hours ago

    Shut up and take my money!

  • she_bacon

    10 hours ago

    How delightful.

  • whitedsepdivine

    9 hours ago

    TAKE MY MONEY!!

  • SchmidtytheKid

    9 hours ago

    You ever killed a man with a sock?

  • zomgshaman

    7 hours ago

    Thats to similar to be just a coincidence.

  • Ancient_Demise

    6 hours ago

    You're not made of Wednesday!

  • TheB1GLebowski

    6 hours ago

    Death to the 1X robot.

    I love the 1X robot!

  • Gargomon251

    5 hours ago

    How have more people seen The Phantom Menace than Futurama?

  • a_smith51

    5 hours ago

    DEATH TO 1x ROBOTS

  • 2allikyawtsew

    5 hours ago

    I just need to practice my stabbing

  • showeringwithbeer

    5 hours ago

    Stand back Red! I gotta practice my stabbin'!

  • Avast_Old_Device

    5 hours ago

    /r/pareidolia

  • Superflypirate

    10 hours ago

    I can't imagine that being quiet.

  • Azazels_Azure

    9 hours ago

    Gotta love a bit 'a futurama

  • DaseinHahaha

    9 hours ago

    Looks like a praying mantis

  • iGyman

    8 hours ago

    Glorious!

  • bindyboondyba

    7 hours ago

    Oh look, this again...

  • dkeerl

    7 hours ago

    Excellent time to be listening to the band Panucci's Pizza.

  • throw_my_meme_away

    7 hours ago

    Imma peel your skin!!

  • jakethedoglsp

    6 hours ago

    Hey Bendah, ever kill a man...WITH A SOCK?!

  • TundraWolfe

    6 hours ago

    Great googily moogily!

  • Concordia_chaos

    6 hours ago

    This is quality content for r/mildlyinteresting OP.

  • jeffontiv17

    6 hours ago

    There was a movie or TV show with some creepy looking aliens. This reminds me of it. I've been trying to find for a while but haven't had any luck. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

  • Bronco_Corgi

    6 hours ago

    All in all... Its just another brick in the wall! Wrong! Do it again!

  • adish

    6 hours ago

    Im pretty sure that the mouth and eyes are photoshoped in

  • accidentpronehiker

    6 hours ago

    I'm thinking it was made to look like Roberto intentionally.

  • PolloDiablo82

    6 hours ago

    Somebody needs to make a matching arm and knife and bolt it to the wall below it.

  • elZaphod

    5 hours ago

    OP- assuming you didn't repost this, where did you get this light? My security light died recently and I want to replace it with this bad boy.

  • Mmcgou1

    5 hours ago

    Now stand back while I practice my stabbing.

  • mctastee88

    5 hours ago

    This can't be a coincidence.

  • Nine_Washington

    5 hours ago

    Ha HAAAaaah?!

  • sweetlysouthern1409

    5 hours ago

    No fucking way this wasn't intentional.

  • Weissmarkr

    5 hours ago

    There's no way this wasn't done on purpose

  • ikilledtupac

    5 hours ago

    I want that

  • hannahsimpson

    5 hours ago

    This has to be intentional.

  • mrthescientist

    5 hours ago

    Where my robots memes at?

  • whatsupeveryone34

    5 hours ago

    Un-photoshopped.. https://i.imgur.com/jUFST8K.jpg

  • AzacarSeq

    5 hours ago

    "...and the OTHER hamburger was ALSO made of ya lungs"

  • slaintemplar

    5 hours ago

    I'm gonna stab you so bad, you're gonna wish you neva got stabbed so bad!

  • roman_wilde

    5 hours ago

    Some one needs to drop everything, figure out what brand of security light this is, start selling them and then shut up and take my money.

  • RidiculousRedRabbit

    5 hours ago

    I want to see what's on the other side of that wall.

  • Bender_TheRobot

    5 hours ago

    Roberto: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Guess it and you die first."

    Me: "Uh... fifty..six...ish?"

    Roberto: "56? 56! Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you ... no good ... 56-ing!"

  • FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK

    5 hours ago

    Whoever designed this HAD to do it on purpose

  • CarsGunsBeer

    5 hours ago

    "Take that flying avocado! HAHAAAAHA"

  • raphybomb

    5 hours ago

    "Ever been stabbed with a sock? It aint so hard!"

  • Manwosleep

    7 hours ago

    Give'em the clamps!

  • AllLooseAndFunky

    10 hours ago

    Wow, this is spot on. The producer has to know right?

  • Zacharyth99

    7 hours ago

    Clamped

  • mozendo

    6 hours ago

    Hey Bender, you ever been stabbed with a sock?

  • theshurthang

    5 hours ago

    It looks like a futurama robot lol

  • My-Work-Reddit

    5 hours ago

    More like "I'm getting buggered!" Amirite???

  • crabbierapple

    6 hours ago

    Jar jar binks?

  • LewisLane

    6 hours ago

    Meh, that barely looks like him

  • lunchboxlee

    7 hours ago

    "Insert futurama joke" blah blah blah clamps blah blah. Lame

  • dukesinatra

    7 hours ago

    Jar Jar Binks finally finds work after The Phantom Menace.