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1. Once it's on the internet......

7193 points - Nov 27,2013, 12:20pm - 1602 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • Oni_Kami - 1 points - 3 years ago

    You want to show how fast it will be, but don't put any form of date on it?

  • juxtap0zed - 1587 points - 3 years ago

    It'll happen a hell of a lot quicker if you show your breasts.

    Edit: this comment should also serve to identify that the denizens of the internet are quick to demoralize, mock, alienate, objectify and crack jokes at even the most benign content. Not only can innocent or well intentioned images go viral, but they always attract the worst kinds of attention (and occasionally the best) on their ascent.

    tl;dr You should still show us your breasts.

  • Pizza_bagel - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Didn't we do this on Monday? Enjoy it now before it gets removed for soliciting votes.

  • KayakBassFisher - 1 points - 3 years ago

    bask in my awesome MS Paint Skillz

    http://imgur.com/qlPvkLq

    Edit: derp

  • AssholeBot9000 - 179 points - 3 years ago

    I'd like to copy an idea and repost it as my own. WE ARE ORIGINAL!

  • underdabridge - 1 points - 3 years ago

    This is the second teacher I've seen doing this. Are we going to have to start yelling Tits or GTFO? This is gonna get spammy.

  • Golden_Kumquat - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Wasn't something similar posted on /r/photoshopbattles?

  • herb-lovin-cowboy - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Is it just me or is this one silver fox.. Dayyyummmnn

  • centipedophile - 1 points - 3 years ago

    "Warning: Don't show your breasts online... or else you'll get lots and lots of attention."

    Every teenager's worst nightmare.

  • minerlj - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Shitty blank paper templatehttp://imgur.com/wxTt8D8

2. My only attempt at billions of karma and "look who I ran into" bandwagon.

7002 points - Jan 15,2013, 12:05pm - 1218 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • fadedseaside - 31 points - 4 years ago

    If only Carl Sagan were there -- then you'd be guaranteed billions and billions.

  • ArkadiusMaximus - 14 points - 4 years ago

    I so wish these two would make some kind of time traveling adventure buddy cop movie...

  • Annoying_Smiley_Face - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Oh Dustin Browder, cool.

  • RutigerMetsin - 9 points - 4 years ago

    Holy shit! Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson ran into Wooly Willy

  • kaiyov - 10 points - 4 years ago

    awesome!..you guys met some dude with a sweet ass beard.

  • icehouse_lover - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Up until this point, I always suspected that they were the same person.

  • LurkerMcLurkerton - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Holy shit- that's amazing! A $4 hot pretzel!

  • turbie - 5 points - 4 years ago

    You look like Wooley Willy

  • 5c0779373 - 5 points - 4 years ago

    It's Dave Attell!

    Wait...

  • metameme - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Hey where did you see those dudes? I think I met NDT at whole foods in north jersey so just curious.

3. Makes sense to me

6901 points - Apr 09,2013, 6:12pm - 1361 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • AnotherClosetAtheist - 57 points - 4 years ago

    I agree OP

  • runningandguitars - 71 points - 4 years ago

    This is incredibly clever.

  • Andy411 - 20 points - 4 years ago

    Its the color scheme that really ties it all together.

  • davedbody - 20 points - 4 years ago

    Brilliant. A redditor inside joke that is difficult to figure out and hilariously funny. Huzzah!

  • Hatatatatatatata - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Home screen of Interactive Alphabet? Oh, the things that being a parent of a toddler teaches you.

  • mjrulz5 - 3 points - 4 years ago

    OP came out and admitted it

  • Hasaan5 - 3 points - 4 years ago

    OH, WHAT A CLEVER AND BRILLIANT NEW JOKE OP!

  • Drunken-Historian - 7 points - 4 years ago

    So you're saying that you are a bundle of sticks?

  • ClaudioRules - 1 points - 4 years ago

    of course it makes sense to me to you, OP

  • ihopeIsmell - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Haha longest it ever it ever took me to realize out op is a fag

4. Black Man Gamer Problems

5941 points - Sep 23,2013, 11:44pm - 843 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • krevency - 11 points - 4 years ago

    I feel unreasonably sorry for that man.

  • Bryz_ - 15 points - 4 years ago

    Really, Nintendo?

  • ModiKiMaKaBhosda - 8 points - 4 years ago

    Reminds me of Better off Ted

    Ted: The system doesn't see black people?

    Veronica: I know. Weird, huh?

    Ted: That's more than weird, Veronica. That's basically, well... racist.

    Veronica: The company's position is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people. It's just ignoring them. They insist the worst people can call it is "indifferent."

    Ted: Well, they know it has to be fixed, right? Please... at least say they know that.

    Veronica: Of course they do, and they're working on it. In the meantime they'd like everyone to celebrate the fact that it sees Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Jews.

  • PneumaMaranatha - 22 points - 4 years ago

    Provided it's not a repost, I sincerely hope this gets to the front page.

    10/10 would laugh again

  • theliewelive - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Just put some white powder on your face, you'll be good to go in no time.

  • Daahkness - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Most facial recognition doesn't work on me :(

  • elliface - 2 points - 4 years ago

    "Seriously?"

  • Whatyadoingwillis - 5 points - 4 years ago

    Try adding some light in front of your face.

  • thelimitededition - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Relevent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ1TaYwU394

    Recorded off a state of the art potato with a cell phone camera shoved into it.

  • Notoriouzs - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Maybe you should smile

5. If this is how you get gas I will take a pic, laugh at you as you stare me down and then post it on the internet after you flip me off for it.

5880 points - Apr 25,2013, 11:56am - 1609 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • campbmic - 44 points - 4 years ago

    FUEL CITY TACOS? DALLAS?

  • sixfivefivethreetwo1 - 176 points - 4 years ago

    Why is the pump coming from the other side?

  • redditorx13579 - 98 points - 4 years ago

    Used to wonder how douchebags fill up. Now we know.

  • EyeCWhatUDidThere - 66 points - 4 years ago

    Gasshole.

  • KingWrong - 5 points - 4 years ago

    maybe they ran out of petrol (GAS) on the way to the pump. exact same thing happend to me before

  • SucksAtVideoGames - 39 points - 4 years ago

    Some people in this world just need to be mocked relentlessly.

  • I_am_anonymous - 17 points - 4 years ago

    Fuel City Tacos, yum! Some of the best Tacos in Dallas (El Si Hay is the other one I hear mentioned). Funny venue to find great tacos, but worth a trip.

  • Chreiol - 20 points - 4 years ago

    Fuel City Tacos! Those are so amazing.

  • Buttswana - 21 points - 4 years ago

    It's almost as if he expects no one to notice, like nothing is going on. How silly

  • DeCrypedMonkey - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Lol, just love the look of the the dude face.

6. Where I live everyone brings their boat out to an island to have a 4th of July party... I went scuba diving the next day.

5837 points - Jul 05,2013, 11:39am - 1454 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • two_harbors - 230 points - 4 years ago

    Extra Info from OP:There were four of us in total, two snorkels and two scuba. We got in a line with about 10 feet between us and scanned from one end of the place where the boats tie up all the way to the other and back. We found about 67 pairs of sun glasses, car keys, and iPhone in a water proof case that still works, and a very expensive basketball J. Most the glasses are very cheap knockoff wayfarers, but, we got a handful of authentic Ray-bans, handful of Oakleys, and a pair of Maui-Jims. Took us about 1.5 hours in total and we started at first light (5:30 am).

    I just returned the iPhone to its owner about 5 min ago. Now where is my good citizen of the year award?

  • Podunk14 - 119 points - 4 years ago

    You now have enough cheap sunglasses to open a kiosk in the mall.

  • ClaudioRules - 34 points - 4 years ago

    did you find my baby?

  • MadLintElf - 24 points - 4 years ago

    One of my friends goes metal detecting on the beaches after July 4th, he gets some serious gold and silver jewelry that way.

    Good find!

  • KKN50 - 14 points - 4 years ago

    Nice! Do you do that every year?

  • Dr_T_Sanchez - 68 points - 4 years ago

    Holy shit, what are the odds of losing TWO red chairs overboard?

  • hills21 - 6 points - 4 years ago

    I'm surprised you only found one phone.

  • attackmodeweeja - 6 points - 4 years ago

    How much money is on the table it looks like 41 dollars. Someone made it rain

  • tgeliot - 13 points - 4 years ago

    That's hilarious! I trust you'll try to get the car key back to its owner.

  • jemilecardiff - 4 points - 4 years ago

    Modern day treasure hunter.

7. "The Stairs Are Still Free!" - My landlord is charging us to use the elevator!!!

5816 points - Aug 27,2013, 9:10pm - 4739 Visit on Reddit - WTF?!

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  • ritchie70 - 161 points - 4 years ago

    If you have a lease, they may not be able to do this until renewal. Read your lease and check with a lawyer. A lot will give you a free meeting to talk through stuff.

  • Inkyj - 47 points - 4 years ago

    Crazy. What if there are 6 of you waiting. Who takes the swipe?

  • tinabina09 - 78 points - 4 years ago

    Possible it shouldn't happen until lease renewal... I've gotten an apartment to bend on some minor things based on this idea. Also maybe a violation of disabilities act???

  • AdventWeed - 294 points - 4 years ago

    Totally illegal.

  • xandergaiden - 26 points - 4 years ago

    Is your landlord Dwight Schrute?

  • CaptOblivious - 49 points - 4 years ago

    Unless that was in the lease you signed, it's lawyer time.

  • IOIOOIIOIO - 21 points - 4 years ago

    ADA lawsuit incoming.

  • danceswithbunny - 19 points - 4 years ago

    Not sure where you are located, but most states/provinces have regulations regarding a Landlord's ability to withdraw services that were previously available to Tenants. In most cases, they pretty much can't. FYI I'm a property manager and specialize in problem tenancies. I do this kind of stuff just for fun because I hate seeing people taken advantage of. So if you want a hand looking up the legislation surrounding rentals in your area, let me know as I would be happy to nail his ass to the wall for you :)

  • nikiverse - 15 points - 4 years ago

    What an asshole. "The stairs are still free" ...

    Was there like someone urinating in the elevator? Something probably had to happen to spark this misplaced ire in your landlord. Put a camera in the damn thing and move on.

  • Polarchuck - 26 points - 4 years ago

    This isn't legal. At the very least it violates the Fair Housing Act regarding accessibility. If you google 'tenant's rights' with your city/state you will find information as well as local organizations that can help with this problem.

8. Just got this Snapchat from my Sikh friend.

5743 points - Aug 07,2013, 3:07pm - 2478 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • noob_goldberg - 213 points - 4 years ago

    I'm not a Sikh, but when the security line is busy I actually request a random security check. They quickly swab my hands and I get sent to the front of the line.

    A couple of girls watched me do this one day and then asked the security guard if they could be randomly tested as well, but he apologetically informed them that he's only allowed to randomly test men in a certain age bracket.

  • xnerdyxrealistx - 307 points - 4 years ago

    You screenshotted a snap chat. You asshole.

  • BIHedin - 232 points - 4 years ago

    That TSA officer looks a lot like George Zimmerman...

  • NotSoMichaelangelo - 83 points - 4 years ago

    I love Robin Williams' joke about this:

    "Nowadays when you go on a plane, the sweet little Southern stewardess comes out and goes "Ladies and Gentlemen, before we board flight 5 we are just going to do a few random bag checks. These are totally random. I'm just going to read off a few names. Hassan bin Seen, Akin bin Led, Havun bin Fuked...Judy Smith." 14 Arabs and a blonde. Every Black man and every Hispanic man in the room is going ... "Thank you God !"

  • OffensiveTackle - 421 points - 4 years ago

    Could he keep getting selected because he keeps taking photos at the security gate?

  • TeaBleezy - 106 points - 4 years ago

    I remember when I was 10 (White male) and the TSA radomly selected me, I didn't say it out loud but I remember thinking "I'm not brown..."

  • burn1up - 53 points - 4 years ago

    Well......did he?

  • nc83222 - 53 points - 4 years ago

    "Dude this is so Sikh".

  • botticellilady - 6 points - 4 years ago

    I love the turbaned emoji to go with it.

  • Gwsmith220 - 5 points - 4 years ago

    Ctrl + F prevents you from looking like an unoriginal grab-ass. i was totally going to make the Zimmerman comment and 15 of you beat me to it. dammit.

9. It's fire season in my hometown, Highway to Hell?

5695 points - Aug 20,2013, 7:56pm - 775 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • Pr1zeFighter - 37 points - 4 years ago

    Reminds me of my favorite book "The Road"

  • spyderskill - 26 points - 4 years ago

    "Welcome to Silent Hill"

  • awesomebot - 11 points - 4 years ago

    This is crazy - I'm up in Missoula as well. I'm assuming your zombie shotgun is resting just out of the picture frame?

  • iKN0WaGH0ST - 15 points - 4 years ago

    Location?

  • TeamJim - 16 points - 4 years ago

    I guess it's pretty bad when you have an entire season dedicated to fire...

  • naare - 7 points - 4 years ago

    would that be south of Missoula by chance?

  • ThouArtGorey26 - 9 points - 4 years ago

    An Oblivion Gate must've opened nearby.

  • Juroo - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Dang was it safe to drive on that road OP?

    looks kinda sketchy

  • enoceelyma - 3 points - 4 years ago

    I'm pretty close to here and it is smokey as hell! Smells like theres a 24/7 campfire for a few months...

  • oqiw2 - 3 points - 4 years ago

    I live here as well. This is getting gnarly.

10. Didn't expect my fortune cookie to be so insightful.

5671 points - Aug 27,2013, 8:12pm - 597 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • way_fairer - 9 points - 4 years ago

    "You are not just the drop in the ocean. You are the mighty ocean in the drop."

    –Rumi

  • onthesunnyside - 14 points - 4 years ago

    Damn snowflakes need to think long and hard about what they've done.

  • TRULY_MAGNFICENT - 11 points - 4 years ago

    No raindrop in a hurricane ever feels responsible..

  • 6ft_2inch_bat - 5 points - 4 years ago

    "The avalanche has started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote." -Kosh

  • Wigglepicks - 1 points - 4 years ago

    I wish more fortune cookie's were like this. I always seem to get dumb ones.

  • archiethemutt - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Surely some snowflakes must feel responsible...

  • EveryoneElseIsWrong - 1 points - 4 years ago

    whoa that shit is deep

  • ChickenNoodle519 - 1 points - 4 years ago

    You aren't stuck in traffic, you are traffic, etc, etc.

  • umichscoots - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Reminds me of this:

    "You are not stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic."

  • cheerstothe90s - 1 points - 4 years ago

    I heard it as: No single raindrop feels responsible for the flood. Look to the cookie, Elaine, look to the cookie.

11. Just showing some love to an underrated state. Glacier National Park, Montana.

5645 points - Aug 20,2013, 6:39pm - 1492 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • nullsignature - 52 points - 4 years ago

    I don't think Montana is underrated by anyone.

  • Psylent_Shadow - 19 points - 4 years ago

    Glacier is the most beautiful national park Montana has hands-down; I was raised in Helena, Montana and it was always a treat driving up there and seeing the sheer beauty Glacier has to offer.

  • cookerspen - 21 points - 4 years ago

    We should keep it that way so less people come to Montana.

  • Good_Looking_Karl - 6 points - 4 years ago

    This is the most beautiful place I've been in this country. I loved every minute of being in Glacier National Park.

  • Shai-Hulud_biatch - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Going to the Sun Road, which is in Glacier, is one of the most beautiful and terrifying things to drive. There are better views than this one (especially at sunset or sunrise, but here's the best one i could find:http://historictamaracklodge.com/files/2013/02/sun_road.jpg

  • Aldeberon - 6 points - 4 years ago

    There is almost no place in Glacier National Park where you can take a bad photo. The scenery is absolutely amazing.

  • CaughtMeALurkfish - 3 points - 4 years ago

    This belongs in /r/earthporn. Just beautiful.

  • mawdigraw - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Most beautiful park I've ever been. Worked at Swift Current Inn summer of '97. Lots of adventures and close calls with brown bears. I would love to take the family back there. One day!

  • bozosheep - 2 points - 4 years ago

    holy crap.

  • thegame3202 - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Well what the shit... My fiancé brings me there and all I get is Yellowstone... This look way cooler.

12. Went to this restaurant today. I appreciated their honesty..

5597 points - Aug 27,2013, 8:40pm - 766 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • td27 - 137 points - 4 years ago

    10% off means it is the best table

  • andrewinmelbourne - 75 points - 4 years ago

    I used to work in the restaurant game. One night we were so full a couple came in without a reservation and DEMANDED to be seated. I did not have a single table available for them and I wasn't going to bump anyone. I jokingly said I could set them up a table in the kitchen - and they agreed.

    So this couple had a great night having their meal, watching the action in the kitchen all the while sitting next to dishwasher surrounded by dirty plates, cutlery and pots and pans. Weird. But hey, whatever floats your boats.

  • Jenni53 - 31 points - 4 years ago

    I wonder why it's the worst... Cold draft? Wobbly table?

  • The_Bystander_Effect - 14 points - 4 years ago

    So, why was it the worst?

  • canadork - 20 points - 4 years ago

    You just know some uppity bitch would still be complaining after the meal for a bigger discount.

  • CTV49 - 9 points - 4 years ago

    Santa Barbara?

  • Mikealden - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Once I was sat at a table RIGHT next to the bathroom at a Mexican restaurant. Fuck that.

  • stivo - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Why was it the worse? was it wonky? I hate eating on a wonky table.

  • TheNightMan_cometh1 - 24 points - 4 years ago

    Haha, that's great! Here's some boobs: http://i.imgur.com/JkhW9Xl.jpeg

  • shark_eating_unicorn - 3 points - 4 years ago

    at least you get to sit by a row of happy smiley faces on the paneling

    edit: ...among some sad, heavily moustached ones.

13. Two football players sit with student eating lunch alone

5547 points - Nov 18,2013, 9:03pm - 1632 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • hatpoo - 355 points - 3 years ago

    That's nice of them to sit with the black student, but how can he play football in a wheelchair?

  • cakesgood - 1 points - 3 years ago

    I like seeing people giving a fuck

  • niobiumnnul - 12 points - 3 years ago

    Good kids.

  • Roflcoptarzan - 1 points - 3 years ago

    And some asshole took a picture of it as if it was the cool kids sitting with an undesirable.

  • eec003 - 1 points - 3 years ago

    N C S T A T E!!!!

  • Showme_your_TDs - 13 points - 3 years ago

    GO PACK!

  • kninjaknitter - 1 points - 3 years ago

    And that lunch his Wolf pack grew by two. Literally. Go Pack!

  • turbie - 140 points - 3 years ago

    The problem with posts like these, is they make the person in the wheelchair a charity case. Like he is not human enough for these two guys to like him for who he is. No, they are amazing people because they made friends with a cripple! I mean, he can't even play football with them, but they still sit with him!

    He has a personality, he has feelings, he can think, he is human.

  • Klewg - 1 points - 3 years ago

    Inb4 assholes who somehow find a negative about this kind gesture.

  • shanthemancash - 1 points - 3 years ago

    This picture speaks to me

14. Harrison Ford shirtless. He's 70.

5255 points - Jun 07,2013, 6:25pm - 1528 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • Smeeee - 222 points - 4 years ago

    The sadness I just felt for myself can only be cured by a piece of cake.

  • kaax - 28 points - 4 years ago

    I'm wondering if he's on TRT.

  • obvom - 57 points - 4 years ago

    TIL I have the body of a fit 70 year old man.

  • JediGlitterChild - 21 points - 4 years ago

    I'm officially done judging those gold digging 20 somethings for their relationships with older men.

  • SkrozSplitski - 16 points - 4 years ago

    70 rich is 50 regular person.

  • IamHankScorpio - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Han Solo need to look good for his new movie.

  • verba_saltus - 6 points - 4 years ago

    That Calista knows what she's up to.

  • Tyjovi - 6 points - 4 years ago

    I'm 23, so about one third of his age. And I'm in about one third of the shape that he is in. So, technically, I'm on track. Right?

  • black4ugust - 4 points - 4 years ago

    Is it just me or does his head look abnormally small in this picture?

  • preis1 - 30 points - 4 years ago

    HGH. It does a body good.

15. A bear in the yard? My cat couldn't care less

5251 points - Jun 16,2013, 11:34am - 497 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • HOLYSMOKERCAKES - 83 points - 4 years ago

    "I don't give shit, I'll still have 8 lives left."

  • MandrewF - 60 points - 4 years ago

    Oh sure, he looks brave now, but let's see how he reacts to a vacuum cleaner.

  • snakehag - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Get a lot of bears strolling through your yard ? Cat knew even if she couldn't see it. Smell, ground vibrations...she just didn't give a shit.

  • BirdLawLawyerEsq - 90 points - 4 years ago

    Thanks for using "couldn't care less" instead of "could care less".

  • TinyTurtleTyrone - 5 points - 4 years ago

    Look for the bear necessities.

  • Abbey-Road - 4 points - 4 years ago

    Now if the bear went for the Cat's food then there would be a storm of hissing and claws from the cat

  • Fownzz - 7 points - 4 years ago

    oh my gosh! You used the expression "Couldn't care less" correctly!

  • emp_t - 4 points - 4 years ago

    It's a black bear, they're pussies compared to grizzlies.

  • Rubberchickum - 2 points - 4 years ago

    what happened to the cat?

  • Bigmfmike - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Plot twist: the cat hired the bear to kill you and everyone you've ever loved.

16. Cool clear bathtub

5203 points - Aug 27,2013, 8:08pm - 438 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • well_uh_yeah - 55 points - 4 years ago

    This would make it really obvious how infrequently I clean my tub. Deal breaker for me.

  • DrAgOn__HeAt - 28 points - 4 years ago

    Worst thing to have if you are drunk. Getting table topped by your own bathtub would be humiliating.

  • ConvictedConvict - 19 points - 4 years ago

    I want to fart in this.

  • Machwon0414 - 19 points - 4 years ago

    All I can picture is how often I'd trip getting in and out of the shower.

  • RayBrower - 12 points - 4 years ago

    This is great if you're in to filming bathtub sex.

  • stromboli831 - 10 points - 4 years ago

    This would make for a graphic water birth.

  • Saifir - 1 points - 4 years ago

    pornhub? - more like porntub, am I right? :D

    Seriously though - this tub will probably be used for porn.

  • fryderman - 6 points - 4 years ago

    But you can see naked people if they are in the bathtub.

  • adudeguyman - 1 points - 4 years ago

    As if having a white bathtub is hard enough to keep clean...

  • Nivardica - 3 points - 4 years ago

    I think id feel a little too exposed...

17. My mom found this while hiking today

5181 points - Sep 16,2013, 1:16pm - 581 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • Poemi - 78 points - 4 years ago

    This was probably left over from an early 90's hair band power ballad music video.

  • Pots_And_Pans - 18 points - 4 years ago

    Here we see the upright piano venturing out of its natural habitat, searching for a mate. It poses itself, ever still, waiting to be mounted. This piano, however, is old, and needs more than just a good set of ivories to captivate the young mate he desires.

  • DominicDom - 35 points - 4 years ago

    Sunset Pianos is in charge of this I believe.

    I also believe this is Half Moon Bay. Video here - http://sunsetpiano.com/opus2/ Very first video on the list, looks like the exact spot of this photo

    TwelvePianos Website

    The whole project was actually from a Kickstarter

    From a Mercury News Article -

    Sunset Pianos

    Seven "sunset pianos" remained as of Friday on the coast in the Half Moon Bay area. Here's where you can >find them:Mavericks, Pillar Point Harbor

    Surfer's Beach, Miramar

    Francis Beach, Half Moon Bay

    Poplar Beach, Half Moon Bay (three pianos)

    Highway 1, half a mile south of Tunitas Creek Road, between Half Moon Bay and San GregorioFor details, go to http://sunsetpiano.com.

    -More videos and news stuff

    Vimeo Video, short film video

    ABC 7

    Local Half Moon Bay paper

    Facebook Video of Piano 1

    Facebook Video of Piano 2

  • mtbsean - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Is that off of Highway 1, near Half Moon Bay?

    Looks like this awesome beach I always go to where you need a rope to climb down to the water.

  • Freddy_JCrewger - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Pianos should be everywhere.

  • cerbaroo - 4 points - 4 years ago

    I hope she knew how to play.

  • SlightlyStable - 3 points - 4 years ago

    That's where Randy Newman wrote I Love L.A.

  • 4twenty - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Somewhere on the coast of the SF peninsula? Maybe near Half Moon Bay?

  • feeblejesus - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Reminds me of Monty Python skit "And now for something completely different."

  • iheartmydick - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Looks like a scene straight out of a love song music video

18. My ex girlfriend sent me a picture of her giving head to her new boyfriend.

5170 points - Jun 01,2013, 5:05pm - 1041 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • GorffStrenburger - 468 points - 4 years ago

    I thought you meant you sent her head to her dad...

  • Austinitis - 745 points - 4 years ago

    Pretty much the best revenge on an ex I have ever heard of, or ever will.

  • NateSamsung - 70 points - 4 years ago

    I really doubt it has both their faces in the photo... And since its from you! the dad (being a hot headed father) thinks it's from when the two of you were together.

  • Warlizard - 133 points - 4 years ago

    Urban legend, repeated a 1000 times.

    http://www.snopes.com/military/videobye.asp

  • RabbiDan - 233 points - 4 years ago

    I don't believe any of this post

  • fruitysteve - 13 points - 4 years ago

    I can't believe that something so obviously full-of-shit has so many upvotes.

  • GALACTICA-Actual - 297 points - 4 years ago

    So, she sent a picture of herself with a cock in her mouth to piss-off a guy who by no stretch of the imagination would then send it to people she knows.

    Yeah... Makes total sense. I totally believe she did this. And that you had a girlfriend.

  • GentlemenBehold - 102 points - 4 years ago

    Plot Twist:

    Her new boyfriend IS her dad.

  • carddog12 - 10 points - 4 years ago

    is this joke dead yet

  • OnlyHereForTheBeer - 3 points - 4 years ago

    I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy.

19. Came across an overgrown cemetery in the woods

5161 points - Mar 11,2013, 7:07pm - 1463 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • pseudolobster - 49 points - 4 years ago

    Ozymandias


    I met a traveler from an antique land   Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone  Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,  Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,  And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,  Tell that its sculptor well those passions read  Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,  The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;  And on the pedestal these words appear:  “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:  Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”  Nothing beside remains. Round the decay  Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare  The lone and level sands stretch far away. 
  • TuckRaker - 17 points - 4 years ago

    This picture makes me feel things.

  • Rangermedic77 - 4 points - 4 years ago

    That's depressing

  • Billabob123 - 8 points - 4 years ago

    Broken, but not forgotten.

  • Iam_not_me - 8 points - 4 years ago

    This is a fantastic image. Up vote with gusto.

    (Edit: starting to wonder if this was shopped after looking closer)

  • BTherese - 3 points - 4 years ago

    My mom's an archaeologist, and I went out with her a few years back to carry things while she mapped a number of recently rediscovered historic gravesites. The sites were out in the middle of the woods, most of them weathered and broken up like this one. About half of the gravestones said "Gone but not forgotten". It was one of of the saddest things I've every seen. I decided that day that that phrase was never going on mine or any of my relatives tombstones.

  • mach_250 - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Obvious shop is shopped, obviously

  • GhostOfPluto - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Never forget.

  • way_fairer - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Abbot Not Forgotten. He was German, and we loved him dearly anyways.

  • TheUndying - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Can someone turn this into a wallpaper?

20. Reddit, meet my rescue dog - Ellis! The difference 2 months can make.

5131 points - Aug 20,2013, 7:17pm - 469 Visit on Reddit - The cutest things on the internet!

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  • Goaliee77 - 24 points - 4 years ago

    He must be doing yoga - he looks 10 years younger! :)

  • nuggetofpurestgreen - 20 points - 4 years ago

    Wow, I'm finding it hard to believe that's the same dog! You are doing an amazing job.

  • IranRPCV - 9 points - 4 years ago

    What an perfect example of the transformative power of love and the joy it brings!

  • 12850MulhollandDrive - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Wow. Look at the change in just the eyes alone

  • awkward_hedgehog - 4 points - 4 years ago

    The first one had me humming "In the eyes of an angel...." Glad he looks so much better!

  • mcdclark - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Hé looks great , good job!

  • readmycat - 3 points - 4 years ago

    And what a difference love can make :)

  • CoolMachine - 4 points - 4 years ago

    Really sweet face. Also: You reversed his grey hair? How is that possible????

  • Jacknamestheplanets - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Good on you, he literally looks like a different dog.

  • channy2424 - 2 points - 4 years ago

    He looks much happier in the second picture :)

21. What I'll miss most about my iOS6 phone setup.

5082 points - Sep 23,2013, 10:30pm - 859 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • WASP9944 - 17 points - 4 years ago

    It's not that I don't like the color pallete and designs. I just personally don't like how much movement is on the screen all at once. It just kind of hurts my eyes to watch apps open and close.

  • 49GSWGiants - 2 points - 4 years ago

    So can you share that background image?

  • imaginate92 - 14 points - 4 years ago

    I've just ignored the download prompt, am I making the right decision?

  • BudgetBandit - 1 points - 4 years ago

    I am Bender. Please insert Girder.

  • emann43 - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Should I free up space and install iOS7? I'm still using 6 because the install is a bloody 3gb.

  • Lord_fartus - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Did you dip your phone in water too?

  • Menmycuztuchdwieners - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Why the fuck I everyone talking about iOS7 and not about how awesome this is. I'm upset I didn't know about this before I downloaded iOS7

  • Iron_Knuckle - 2 points - 4 years ago

    b-b-but robots in Futurama have square pupils... the illusion is merely that! An illusion!

  • kal02 - 1 points - 4 years ago

    This is just fucking brilliant

  • ATGunter - 2 points - 4 years ago

    That screenshot was taken on my birthday!

22. So I Heard that you like Emulators

5074 points - Feb 10,2013, 5:32pm - 733 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • Tegla - 29 points - 4 years ago

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/410/250/5d2.gif

  • John147GHN - 8 points - 4 years ago

    Now we need a Wii U emulator...

  • luslanz - 12 points - 4 years ago

    From this thread: We need to go deeper with these emulators.

  • timmytimmy123123 - 4 points - 4 years ago

    brain explodes

  • gkandersen - 1 points - 4 years ago

    i want a picture of you managing to take that picture.

  • Galligan4life - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Holy emulation Batman!

  • GrumpyMcGrumperton - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Are you "The One"?

  • doriancat - 1 points - 4 years ago

    This thread has potential. On to the front page you go!

  • _xyzzy_ - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Would the All-Stars remake really be considered emulation?

  • kazeshadow - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Thats so deep in the rabbit hole even decaprio couldnt dream a way out

23. Sorry to hear about your Scumbag brothers. This is my brother, who has blown my mind over the last 8 days.

5012 points - Sep 23,2013, 6:13pm - 661 Visit on Reddit - Say what you meme, meme what you say.

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  • Mc_Elmo17 - 50 points - 4 years ago

    Good for you OP! People think leaving abuse is easy, but it is very hard. You were at rock bottom and now you are swimming to the top-without him. You ever need to talk shoot me a pm. PTSD is real in formerly abusive homes and wives.

  • stoked613 - 27 points - 4 years ago

    Family is the best.

  • psilocybin11 - 9 points - 4 years ago

    Its his treat. Big dogs are awesome and full of love

  • HillaB - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Congrats on leaving! Give your bro a hug from me! Sounds like an awesome guy.

  • RAKJR - 6 points - 4 years ago

    What's the eight days about?

  • Tripleberst - 10 points - 4 years ago

    Familia es todo.

  • 6degreestoBillMurray - 3 points - 4 years ago

    My situation wasn't as extreme (he was controlling and preyed on my fears, but wasn't physically abusive beyond shoving me around a few times), but my mom was there to help get me away from my husband. She let me stay with her, rent-free, until I could save up enough to get on my feet and get a nice apartment for my son and I. It feels like I can never pay her back for it, but she's said that seeing me happy is enough. I'm sure your brother feels the same way. Good for you, OP, and I hope your new life is everything you imagined it could be.

  • DontFuckWithMePlease - 2 points - 4 years ago

    you are either a Canadian or a Texan.

  • SteamySlugma - 5 points - 4 years ago

    If only he was my brother. He's pretty awesome.

  • aabbccatx - 6 points - 4 years ago

    Just remember, "indefinitely" does actually run out.

24. I think my 13 year-old sister's costume is way too revealing.

4971 points - Oct 28,2013, 9:12am - 1048 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • Varoriac - 355 points - 3 years ago

    I just saw NSFW and clicked...

    Reddit Curse in full effect

  • ipoopedmyshoe - 68 points - 3 years ago

    guess I'll just put this six pack of hard lemonade down over here

  • NoUploadsEver - 94 points - 3 years ago

    Do I even read the text before I click a NSFW link anymore?

    No, I do not. Perhaps I should.

  • irnothing - 84 points - 3 years ago

    The thumbnail gives it away

  • westernatm - 30 points - 3 years ago

    Dammit, I should never have brought these condoms and bacardi breezers.

  • Divotus - 9 points - 3 years ago

    "I just came here to talk to her"

  • arsenal7777 - 8 points - 3 years ago

    She's already pubescent? Gross!

  • DoohickeyJones - 17 points - 3 years ago

    Dude, you linked the wrong pic.

    Oh, wait....

  • chardymcdaniel - 25 points - 3 years ago

    I'm here to see my daughter, Maybe.

  • Emantis - 6 points - 3 years ago

    I should start reading the title before I click the links.

25. Found Nicolas Cage in a Mexican history textbook

4960 points - Aug 27,2013, 9:32pm - 258 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • thorsmen - 41 points - 4 years ago

    Required /r/onetruegod plug.

  • JorDamn - 22 points - 4 years ago

    so it is true, he is a vampire

  • We_have_no_future - 8 points - 4 years ago

    For those who don't know, May 5th (cinco de mayo) is not the Independence of Mexico, but is to remember the victory over the French army in 1862. Mexico kicked French's ass who outnumbered the Mexican army for almost the double: 4500 mexican troops vs. 8000 french troops. A year later the French came back, this time with 30,000 troops. We were defeated and they instated Maximiliano as emperor. Three years later Maximiliano was apprehended and executed.

  • luxury_yacht - 32 points - 4 years ago

    I'm going to steal the chalupa of independence.

  • kill3rfurby - 11 points - 4 years ago

    Nick Cage confirmed for The Doctor irl

  • peterampbell - 8 points - 4 years ago

    Here's a photo of him

  • Ice_17 - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Dude doesn't even recognize Emperor Maximiliano. HA! Get outta' here.

  • put_on_the_glasses - 3 points - 4 years ago

    It's true! In case you haven't already seen it:http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/4589/nicolas-cage-talks-about-his-vampire-photo

  • DontAskAboutEmily - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Dang what's with him and schoolbooks? He is on the cover of some other Swedish textbook too, I'd find a picture but I'm lazy

  • Emancipatedbroccoli - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Well At least you didn't find a mexican history book in Nic Cage.

26. Kayaking through the ice

4958 points - Sep 23,2013, 8:26pm - 270 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • MiloMuggins - 9 points - 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the aerial views of Olympic rowing

  • RexBeckett - 8 points - 4 years ago

    What will emerge, once the sea is unzipped?

  • alexxerth - 17 points - 4 years ago

    Jesus /u/mrwhiskers123, take a break from posting everything.

  • DaIronchef - 3 points - 4 years ago

    I bet that's incredibly satisfying..........

  • TheGreatPastaWars - 2 points - 4 years ago

    That looks like the spine of some leviathan, some massive denizen of the deep, bent on the destruction of all organic lifeforms unfortunate enough to cross its path.

  • Hopalicious - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Looks like the Loch ness monster swam behind your Kayak.

  • travelingrabble - 1 points - 4 years ago

    It looks like the plant-ladder from the mario games.

  • Sornos - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Looks kinda like the Ice Canoeing we do in Quebec City.

  • valscarr - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Looks like a piece of a human spine to me.

  • ipodjockey - 1 points - 4 years ago

    On a scale from sneezing to Russian roulette how dangerous is this?

27. Because I know you'll see this Dan, regardless if it becomes a popular post or not.

4951 points - Nov 25,2013, 6:45pm - 2826 Visit on Reddit - reddit's gold mine.

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  • Poot_Tweet - 164 points - 3 years ago

    You're a dick, Dan

  • Whyku - 38 points - 3 years ago

    He sounds like a asshole.

  • Itoldyounottoeatit - 33 points - 3 years ago

    Screw you Dan! OP should slug you in the throat.

  • ItchyPickle - 19 points - 3 years ago

    Classic Dan.

  • glenn469 - 21 points - 3 years ago

    Wow what a cunt

  • triplaur - 18 points - 3 years ago

    Fuck you Dan!!

  • HSimpson818 - 13 points - 3 years ago

    One time I was at a party and my ipod was being played over the speakers, when someone decided to browse the internet to see if the place had wifi. My gangbang porno I forgot to X out of earlier popped up and started up right in the bukkake section.

    Not quite the same, but I was also embarrassed at a party.

  • PYRO49 - 9 points - 3 years ago

    WizardDan is such a tool.

  • nice__username - 10 points - 3 years ago

    Some of my favorite comments from /u/Alpha-Centauri

    haha

    I smiled and made a weird wheezing noise. I liked it.

    Where do people get theses amazing pillow?

    this downloaded as a.rar file and I have no idea what to do with it. can anyone help?

  • bigsnakejake - 8 points - 3 years ago

    Despicable Dan

28. Canadians have the best bus stops

4951 points - Aug 20,2013, 5:17pm - 395 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • AdmiralIrish - 103 points - 4 years ago

    These are at the end of my street in Montreal. They're really cool, and play music when swung in sync, but bus stops they are most definitely not. Sadly, our bus stops are no more creative than a pole on the sidewalk and a glass box.

  • perfectstorm99 - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Musical Light Swings on the Streets of Montreal

    Earlier this week a few blogs reported a photo from this series as being some type of swingset bus stop. According to Andraos, while the installation has close proximity to the street it does not actually serve the purpose of a bus stop.

  • JuiceQwan - 28 points - 4 years ago

    I'm a Torontonian. We don't have these bus stops.

  • throwdisone - 7 points - 4 years ago

    We definitely do not have swings for bus stops.We have posts, glassboxes(as mentioned) and the occasional bench.

  • Bad_Stuff_Happens - 4 points - 4 years ago

    As a Canadian, my bus stop consists of one pole with the bus stop number on it.

  • XxCOLExX22 - 3 points - 4 years ago

    As a Canadian, I can truthfully say i have never seen these before. Sorry.

  • glutarded - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Thanks for the giggle. I WISH these were bus stops; they'd be an entertaining way to stay warm in balls cold montreal winter while waiting for the buses, which seem to only run on anarchy time from nov-march.

  • badLuckBrianOfReddit - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Canadian here, have never seen a bus stop like that.

  • pkanmag - 18 points - 4 years ago

    Canada has the best everything.

  • jamespetersen - 3 points - 4 years ago

    If this was an American city with these, the title would be "Such-and-such city has the best bus stops!" but because it's in Canada the entire nation gets credited for what one city has done. I know an American wrote this title, but I am one too so whatever.

29. Yo, that's fifty dollars for a t-shirt.

4949 points - Nov 16,2013, 12:47pm - 1940 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • dummystupid - 486 points - 3 years ago

    I call that getting swindled and pimped

  • BackDoorSlam - 127 points - 3 years ago

    But it keeps me warm.

  • OriginalStomper - 140 points - 3 years ago

    20 10 years from now you can buy it really cheap in a thrift shop.

  • juschillaxing - 79 points - 3 years ago

    Brought my niece to the concert last night. It's a $50 crew neck sweatshirt. Still some ignorant bullshit..but alas it has a fleecy inside and sleeves. Tshirts and tanks were $15-25 if memory serves me correctly.

  • ohhhthehugemanatee - 97 points - 3 years ago

    Ohh the irony.

  • Evildead818 - 36 points - 3 years ago

    Yo, thats a swapmeet and of course its a knock off

  • DukeElliot - 34 points - 3 years ago

    Everyone comments no one looks at actual picture (because it's a sweatshirt, not a t-shirt and 50 is average for a sweatshirt)

  • JWBails - 12 points - 3 years ago

    $50!? I've only got twenty dollars in my pocket.

  • SlightlyStable - 53 points - 3 years ago

    Compared to a $120 Kanye West t-shirt this seems like a bargain.

  • Someguyintbay - 18 points - 3 years ago

    "Vintage"

30. My mom ordered a graduation cake with a cap drawn on. I guess they misheard.

4933 points - Jun 16,2013, 2:52pm - 397 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • caitlinmeeooww - 144 points - 4 years ago

    I like this way better

  • glowingduck - 62 points - 4 years ago

    The person who received this order must have been like whatevs lady wants a cat on her head I can do that.

  • HillelSlovak - 20 points - 4 years ago

    "Can you guys draw a graduation cap on her head?"

    "A graduation cat... On her head? Well most people get graduation caps but alright..."

  • fighter5091 - 15 points - 4 years ago

    Look at it on the bright side, they could've also misheard it for "crap".

  • Villainsoft - 27 points - 4 years ago

    They heard "cat" but still drew it on top of her head? Sounds fishy.

  • CarlSpackler22 - 7 points - 4 years ago

    that cat transforms this shitty cake into an epic cake...

  • driftingmellow - 33 points - 4 years ago

    why would anyone want their face on a cake. 0.o The cat makes sense tho.

  • serenduckity - 5 points - 4 years ago

    Submit it to cakewrecks.com!

  • jonosvision - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Looks like a submission for Cake Wrecks!

  • okaycourt - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Also, "Made in China" left on the diploma...

31. Sunrise over the ancient city of Bagan - Myanmar

4908 points - Jun 07,2013, 4:09pm - 153 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • mfizzled - 9 points - 4 years ago

    I've been here, you can watch the sunset from a big temple called Shwezantaw(sp) pagoda. Go to Burma while you can, I went before it fortunately started opening up and it was unlike anywhere I've ever been.

  • JaggerSavage - 12 points - 4 years ago

    You may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.

  • MoonManMooningMan - 5 points - 4 years ago

    Looks like I found a new desktop backround

  • oniontomato - 15 points - 4 years ago

    Figured everyone would appreciate these as well

  • Digipete - 2 points - 4 years ago

    This would be a good one to crosspost over to /r/VillagePorn

  • DiaDeLosMuertos - 2 points - 4 years ago

    I think I can see four buildings.

  • cryingcolossus - 2 points - 4 years ago

    That's Burma in old money.

  • semi- - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Is this where they filmed the Lion King?

  • Phallic - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Is this from the start of Samsara?

  • manbearwall - 2 points - 4 years ago

    My hair frizzed just looking at this.

32. i found this very impressive almost artistic corrosion on a fence

4884 points - Aug 27,2013, 6:03pm - 187 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • Ubuhio - 57 points - 4 years ago

    Fairly certain that that is frost. Still cool.

  • way_fairer - 8 points - 4 years ago

    That fence looks like a bunch of entwined snakes.

  • WhoopyKush - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Looks like a fence in an area near an ocean. The white stuff could be salt. Perhaps it is in bands like this because it had condensed dew droplets that, as they dried, were periodically exposed to a salt breeze, causing salt to precipitate at the thin edge of each evaporating drop. Each band is a record of the edge of liquid water as it evaporates? Know anybody with an electron microscope?

  • Canttakethisusername - 6 points - 4 years ago

    Really cool! It almost looks like Damascus Steel.

  • Avanue - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Science is art my friend

  • getatmedawg - 1 points - 4 years ago

    /r/mildlyinteresting would love this

  • BONUSBOX - 1 points - 4 years ago

    this reminds me of dried paint on my lunchtime picnic table:

    http://i.imgur.com/I3IqNMV.jpg

  • clearfur - 1 points - 4 years ago

    I wanna meet that fence.

  • Repulsel - 1 points - 4 years ago

    /r/trypophobia I got the chills down my skin and spine...

  • conway5606 - 1 points - 4 years ago

    I have definitely already seen this before. Idk why OP is lying so hard about finding it.

33. Baldwin of Justice slams down yet another criminal

4883 points - Aug 27,2013, 9:23pm - 183 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • ArchangelPT - 14 points - 4 years ago

    That rear light looks like it's imprisoning a man's soul

  • War_Machine - 22 points - 4 years ago

    I imagine Alec Baldwin grunting the words to "Blurred Lines" in a Batman voice while pinning that dude to the car.

  • Dranx17 - 11 points - 4 years ago

    1990 Alec Baldwin would have made an excellent Batman.

  • BauerCTU12 - 9 points - 4 years ago

    What did you say about my brothers!?

  • HippoChiaPet - 11 points - 4 years ago

    he kinda looks like he's fucking him

  • EVIL_HERO - 2 points - 4 years ago

    "Shut Up Crime!"

  • Aqhromoo - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Baldwin for Batman!

  • cum_git_sum_sketti - 2 points - 4 years ago

    God I hope he sees this.

  • Torncano - 12 points - 4 years ago

    He's the douche Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our douche. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark douche.

  • CrookedSki - 4 points - 4 years ago

    SWEAR TO ME!

34. The difference 39 years can make

4850 points - Jun 16,2013, 9:23am - 1681 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • god_wheel_of_fate - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Careful, those are load-bearing flags.

  • bubbles_says - 10 points - 4 years ago

    What happened to this town? Was is bombed out or something?

  • Barseps - 6 points - 4 years ago

    I'm curious......whereabouts in England is this?

    Edit:- Crosby's most famous export ??

  • ManChildExiled - 5 points - 4 years ago

    Same ol' weather.

  • _Chrono_ - 5 points - 4 years ago

    I liked it better before

  • kreimerd - 8 points - 4 years ago

    The modern picture looks like Harry Potters muggle neighborhood.

  • mentaldemise - 8 points - 4 years ago

    The ghosts of buildings past... Google should incorporate these old pics in street view and let you see how things were back when.

  • LivingIntheMemory - 1 points - 4 years ago

    It's like a portal going back in time.

  • thatguyyouare - 1 points - 4 years ago

    Elizabeth!! Open it!!

  • Im_That_1_Guy - 4 points - 4 years ago

    Is Liverpool like British (or at least English) Detroit?

35. Before my dad passed away in 2012, he enjoyed brining people to our basement just to tell them to duck

4850 points - Aug 20,2013, 10:20pm - 527 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • SmokingPopes - 93 points - 4 years ago

    This is the epitome of a dad joke

  • Trapped_on_Internet - 31 points - 4 years ago

    Oh man I thought your dad actually brined them, totally had the wrong picture.

    That is however a pretty good joke that I will be stealing to embarrass my future kids.

  • reverend_green1 - 7 points - 4 years ago

    /r/dadjokes

    Sorry for your loss, friend.

  • lalalanolin - 6 points - 4 years ago

    I hope your dad didn't really brine people. Sounds creepy.

  • anticockblockmissle - 13 points - 4 years ago

    In cooking, brining is a process similar to marination in which meat or poultry is soaked in brine before cooking.

  • -eDgAR- - 4 points - 4 years ago

    Keep the tradition going, he had a good sense of humor.

  • Life_is_a_LARP - 7 points - 4 years ago

    Sorry about your dad, I know those feels.

  • ThatFatAmerican - 2 points - 4 years ago

    It looks like a stairway into a face that will eat you where the wheels are the eyes and the mat is the mouth......Oh and sorry about your dad

  • DivineIntellect - 2 points - 4 years ago

    13 years ago, when I was young like some of you, I had a notion of a person off-the-radar, perhaps not on the list of high scoring SAT people in case the government did a Stalin purge. Perhaps a messiah, hidden from the Infanticide of Christ's birth.

    I used the word "Duck".

    I told this to the very people you might not want to tell.

    God said Shakespeare had a vile heart. I was fresh-off atheism and young and prone to dark topics. The Dune book author's son was really sick. He spoke of nobles hunting-down boys for sport.

    So, this was the sort of stuff I dwelt on.

    The CIA was listening and my India-nigger doctor. They never let me forget. At least I'm not a retard atheist.

    God says... surmounted alternately evil clothe OTHERWISE merciful gentleness proceeded scum commend Saturn adored Argentina gatherest looked commender it_figures tired latter bend bathed *BEFORE hi unresolved substantial abhorred sole sovereignly assiduously

  • ILiftOnTuesdays - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Soaking guests in sugar and salt for a few hours is not my idea of enjoyment.

    You sure this shouldn't be a confession bear?

36. C'mon Reddit, you missed the best shot

4841 points - Aug 27,2013, 10:31pm - 1127 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • rickessa - 158 points - 4 years ago

    This paparazzi is making such a fake pain face for the camera, it's worse than what you see when Barcelona plays.

  • likwitsnake - 53 points - 4 years ago

    Afterwards

  • the_fart_whisperer - 25 points - 4 years ago

    there's the money shot right there

  • mauxly - 8 points - 4 years ago

    If I could photoshop, I'd photoshop merge this into the 'desk scene' from the movie Secretary.

  • napoleongold - 1 points - 4 years ago

    "Not my brittle Paparazzi bones, they can barely hold this camera up. NOO, my boneitus!"

  • squidbiskets - 4 points - 4 years ago

    The dude looks like he's laughing.

  • derajydac - 31 points - 4 years ago

    http://i.imgur.com/IpQFf8W.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/Guwxy4w.jpg

  • livejamie - 12 points - 4 years ago

    Leave Sam Waterson alone :(

  • POMPOUS_TAINT_JOCKEY - 8 points - 4 years ago

    Alec Baldwin has a massive right hand.

  • sectionz8 - 4 points - 4 years ago

    A guy getting what he probaly deserved.. Who cares

37. FUCK

4824 points - Apr 23,2013, 5:12pm - 4464 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • All_Your_Base - 818 points - 4 years ago

    Storage is cheap people! Backup your data.

  • fa53 - 285 points - 4 years ago

    I stored my dissertation on Dropbox, Google Drive, Box, Skydrive, as well as backups in my C, D and external drive.

  • ssocks - 72 points - 4 years ago

    plot twist: his thesis was on the dangers of cloud storage

  • nojustice - 77 points - 4 years ago

    A lesson for everyone: back up data frequently, especially if it's as important as your dissertation

  • InkStainLV - 25 points - 4 years ago

    Desperation: Paying a thief a thousand dollars for your files.

    I'm sorry for that guy.

  • njaard - 21 points - 4 years ago

    Dude, a lot of people here are saying that you should backup, which is good advice. But you should version control your thesis, too.

  • 1dontpanic - 245 points - 4 years ago

    They just want the D

  • Artago - 46 points - 4 years ago

    https://drive.google.com nuff said

  • lil_buddha - 36 points - 4 years ago

    A 5 year PHD student did not back up their priceless data ONCE? Friggin' pirates have more sense than that.

  • supert3dd - 8 points - 4 years ago

    Data doesn't exist unless it's in two places at once.

38. PC gaming LAN party raised over thirty seven thousand pounds of food for local charity; local media didn't seem to care. Every year we break a record for more food donated, gamers can be kind.

4815 points - Nov 25,2013, 5:00pm - 743 Visit on Reddit - gaming.reddit: what's new in gaming

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  • eye_sick - 202 points - 3 years ago

    Your local media doesn't care? I'm surprised. Did you contact reporters, editors and producers directly? I've been a journalist for over ten years and I'd cover the shit out of this if it was local. Try emailing reporters directly in a personal way. No fancy press releases in pdf (that's so annoying) or bulky, spam-style mails.

  • AttackTheMoon - 461 points - 3 years ago

    Reddit is officially Facebook

  • LVPCmod - 57 points - 3 years ago

    wish the las vegas PC scene was this large. WE got dota 2 players, but nothing like this! guess it's too cold to do anything else out there.

  • Dantai - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Hate to play devil's advocate a bit. But there looks like a ton of sugar and flour there.

  • The_Director - 204 points - 3 years ago

    LIKE and SHARE if you think these gamers deserve a round of applause.

    You're not supposed to do charity for attention.

  • ALittleCryingRabbit - 6 points - 3 years ago

    I was there a that LAN Party. It was PDX Lan, everyone at our table donated 50lbs of food or more.

    Was amazing.

  • austinaustinaustin - 16 points - 3 years ago

    Hey, dudes! Great work!

    I work for a large association of food banks and while that is an AMAZING amount of food, we always prefer to accept donations of money over food.

    "Now why's that?" you might be asking with a skeptical raise of your eyebrow. Well, let me tell you! Every dollar you donate to your local food bank can buy 9 meals in your community. We're able to purchase nutritious food (like fresh produce!) at delightfully low prices thanks to the generosity of farmers, distributors, and retailers. It also saves us from having to collect and sort your cans (some of which are bound to be expired...no offense, dudes).

    Maybe next time consider having a virtual food drive through Feeding America or some other service. These can be fun, interactive, and competitive while saving you (and us) the hassle of moving boxes of food from wherever your LAN is to the actual food bank for distribution.

    Just lemme know if you have any questions!

  • CosmoAce - 32 points - 3 years ago

    I think one of the motivating reasons the news stations refuse to publicize this because it seems more about gaining good pr for gamers instead of a selfless act of charity.

    Edit: Evidence verified.

  • m1ke010 - 13 points - 3 years ago

    Like and share cringe

  • smXXVI - 11 points - 3 years ago

    Haven't we learned to be like "fuck the media" yet?

39. This McDonalds app is a lifesaver

4813 points - Jun 16,2013, 1:32pm - 2250 Visit on Reddit - funny

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  • StrictScrutiny - 65 points - 4 years ago

    As of late 2010, the farthest you could get from a McDonalds in the contiguous US was 115 miles, in Nevada.

    This map shows the distribution as of 2009.

  • aTrenchedOwl - 7 points - 4 years ago

    The McDonalds culture in the UK is ridiculous. I've literally had people tell me it's their favorite restaurant! I honestly don't get it. Pubs are only a few quid more for their grub and it's much nicer and if you don't want to spend £7, chippys and Kebabs are a hell of a lot cheaper than macyDs. I honestly don't get how the shithole is in business .

  • randomnessish - 15 points - 4 years ago

    I was teaching English in Northern France last year to a bunch of middle schoolers (like 13/14 year olds)...they were preparing to go on their first school trip to England - first question I was asked was, "can I get McDonalds in England?" YOUTHS.

  • Stoutyeoman - 17 points - 4 years ago

    DAMN McDonalds' everywhere up in the UK.

    "I'll have a McBangers and Mash with a some McBlood pudding, large size, with a black tea."

  • Crowbarmagic - 48 points - 4 years ago

    I'm pretty sure McDonalds ended more lives than it saved.

  • forever_minty - 4 points - 4 years ago

    A Town near me has four McDonald's all within a couple of minutes walk from each other. Admittedly the people likely to visit them all in one go probably don't walk

  • Snowlock - 2 points - 4 years ago

    I am ashamed to admit, but as soon as I saw this map, I downloaded the app. Solely because its easier to find a McDonalds to use a restroom than it is trying to find a rest stop on the highway. To me this is app is an amazing interactive restroom locator.

  • geekLifechoseMe - 11 points - 4 years ago

    Hmmm- I suppose I'll just be packing my bags and moving to Dublin then.

  • rockerintherye - 4 points - 4 years ago

    its like going on weedmaps for hollywood but worse

  • Choo41 - 2 points - 4 years ago

    There is no McDonalds in Guernsey. Or Pizza Hut. Or Starbucks.

40. A water slide... through an aquarium.... with sharks!

4813 points - Sep 23,2013, 9:11pm - 447 Visit on Reddit - /r/Pics

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  • funksonme - 146 points - 4 years ago

    The Golden Nugget Hotel

    Fremont Street, Las Vegas Nevada.

    Can confirm, am shark.

  • RAKJR - 103 points - 4 years ago

    At least come up with an original title :(

    edit: I'm just jealous of your karma...

  • Stoner73 - 17 points - 4 years ago

    It's actually pretty disappointing. You can't actually see shit while in the tube.

  • LightDream18754 - 7 points - 4 years ago

    I stayed in this hotel when I went to Vegas. You don't really freak out on the slide because you move so fast through this part you barely see the sharks.

  • mxjf - 13 points - 4 years ago

    There's also a slide thru a shark tank in the Bahamas at the water park at Atlantis resort. Have been. Fucking great water park.

  • GoodTrannyDeadTranny - 6 points - 4 years ago

    OP is karmawhoring "power user" with no life, all he does is repost popular posts back on reddit over and over again, deleting ones that don't do well. Most of these users are just bots but mrwhiskers is just the most autistic person on the internet.

  • gulpeg - 3 points - 4 years ago

    Doesn't appear to be a very popular attraction

  • Pokemon_kid2012 - 15 points - 4 years ago

    OP is actually a faggot.

  • Waffleboned - 2 points - 4 years ago

    The slide doesn't quite seem to be turned on

  • Laynd - 2 points - 4 years ago

    Nope. Not even once.