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#1 Miami is a Mario Kart track now

funny

COMMENTS

  • SkidMark_wahlberg
    162 points Sep 12,2017, 8:48pm
  • raidaid71
    231 points Sep 12,2017, 7:07pm

    Koopa Troopa South Beach

  • lostpriorities
    109 points Sep 12,2017, 7:40pm

    That's Fort Lauderdale Beach. Link. Miami is now a part of the Atlantic.

  • Dirtydeedsinc
    28 points Sep 12,2017, 7:51pm

    Honestly, they should leave it like that.

  • MissFlav
    8 points Sep 12,2017, 9:25pm

    This is Fort Lauderdale Beach

  • Goatznhz
    19 points Sep 12,2017, 7:19pm

    PRINCESS PEACH BITCH PEACH BITCH PEACH BITCH

  • bdgoodwin
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 9:50pm

    That's just south of Elbow Room in Ft Lauderdale

  • Tylerjamiz
    4 points Sep 12,2017, 10:12pm

    Anybody miss vice city

  • seabassseabreeze
    7 points Sep 12,2017, 7:52pm

    My kingdom for no conscience and an ATV.

  • jimboknows6916
    7 points Sep 12,2017, 7:40pm

    How do you clean that

  • whyisntitlegal
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 10:11pm

    That is fort Lauderdale

  • hops4beer
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 7:35pm

    Save your mushrooms for the tunnel ramp!

  • dickfromaccounting
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 7:37pm

    and look, there's evidence of a racer being hit by a red shell and swerving off the track

  • kyun1
    4 points Sep 12,2017, 7:44pm

    I'm almost at the finish line! Oh wait, wrong screen.

  • high_side
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 8:59pm

    Beachfront property!

  • dutchy412
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:09pm

    That would be so much fun with go karts.

  • JackedRabbit
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:11pm

    Damn, this new PUBG map looks sick

  • Beeker04
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:15pm

    I stayed near this intersection for a conference recently. There were hundreds of sea turtle nests on the beach. I'm gonna guest no so many now.

  • getroastednibba
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:43pm

    Don't drop any banana peels ffs

  • mypasswordisfoobar
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:47pm

    That looks so awesome. I hope they leave it like that

  • Church401
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:00pm

    Fuckin subaru guys goin ham right now.

  • gingerkid9k
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:02pm

    Hey should keep it like that

  • VerisimilitudeInUs
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:07pm

    Is the Irma Cup after the Reverse Cup in this one?

  • qubed55
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:08pm

    HERE WE GOOOOO!!!

  • MetaCrossing
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    This is just Peach Beach.

  • YoullShitYourEyeOut
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 7:35pm

    Alright guys, it's finally our chance. Let's all fly down and rent go karts

  • Evil_laSaint
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:03pm

    Holy shit.

    Fwiw this is an awesome picture though.

  • callmebubble
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:19pm

    Sort of looks like GTA vice city too

  • justablur
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 7:46pm

    Vice City mods have come a long way

  • EBDBBNBBLT
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 7:56pm

    This needs to be on /r/photoshopbattles

  • kyun1
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 8:07pm

    Mad Mario: Fury Rainbow Road

  • miloca1983
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:45pm

    Someone has the blue shell and its gonna use it

  • Isaidwhatwhatinmybut
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:21pm

    How do you even start to clean that up?

  • TheXypris
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:14pm

    Did the storm really bring that much sand onto the roads?

  • 4inchesofhell
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:14pm

    This is Fort Lauderdale beach. Can confirm because I live just north here. My condo got blasted by sand and water after Irma. I had sand in my unit and it's still covering road. They're using loaders and bobcats to clear it. It's amazing how much sand was blown across the roads.

  • javo230
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm

    This is fort Lauderdale.

    Source: I live there.

  • mallrat208
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:20pm

    Eh, still like cheep-cheep beach better

  • PM_ME_UR_NUDE_GIRL
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 7:41pm

    I've lived in Miami my whole life and I've never seen anything like this storm.

  • OhDeerLordMan
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 7:52pm

    Ocean Drive took itself a bit too literally.

  • ComeOnHer
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:10pm

    How do you even begin to clean that up?

  • toan55
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:23pm

    I'm-a Luigi, number one!

  • augustussmash
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:23pm

    This would be an epic race!

  • Benedictus1993
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:39pm

    Time for a sand castle competition Miami style.

  • ironman82
    -1 points Sep 12,2017, 7:47pm

    looks like a sweat place to go looting to

COMMENTS

  • SkidMark_wahlberg
    162 points Sep 12,2017, 8:48pm
  • raidaid71
    231 points Sep 12,2017, 7:07pm

    Koopa Troopa South Beach

  • lostpriorities
    109 points Sep 12,2017, 7:40pm

    That's Fort Lauderdale Beach. Link. Miami is now a part of the Atlantic.

  • ScoodFarcoosAnoose
    41 points Sep 12,2017, 9:03pm

    How do you go about cleaning that?

  • Dirtydeedsinc
    28 points Sep 12,2017, 7:51pm

    Honestly, they should leave it like that.

  • MissFlav
    8 points Sep 12,2017, 9:25pm

    This is Fort Lauderdale Beach

  • Goatznhz
    19 points Sep 12,2017, 7:19pm

    PRINCESS PEACH BITCH PEACH BITCH PEACH BITCH

  • bdgoodwin
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 9:50pm

    That's just south of Elbow Room in Ft Lauderdale

  • Tylerjamiz
    4 points Sep 12,2017, 10:12pm

    Anybody miss vice city

  • seabassseabreeze
    7 points Sep 12,2017, 7:52pm

    My kingdom for no conscience and an ATV.

  • jimboknows6916
    7 points Sep 12,2017, 7:40pm

    How do you clean that

  • whyisntitlegal
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 10:11pm

    That is fort Lauderdale

  • hops4beer
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 7:35pm

    Save your mushrooms for the tunnel ramp!

  • dickfromaccounting
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 7:37pm

    and look, there's evidence of a racer being hit by a red shell and swerving off the track

  • kyun1
    4 points Sep 12,2017, 7:44pm

    I'm almost at the finish line! Oh wait, wrong screen.

  • high_side
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 8:59pm

    Beachfront property!

  • dutchy412
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:09pm

    That would be so much fun with go karts.

  • JackedRabbit
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:11pm

    Damn, this new PUBG map looks sick

  • Beeker04
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:15pm

    I stayed near this intersection for a conference recently. There were hundreds of sea turtle nests on the beach. I'm gonna guest no so many now.

  • getroastednibba
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:43pm

    Don't drop any banana peels ffs

  • mypasswordisfoobar
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 9:47pm

    That looks so awesome. I hope they leave it like that

  • Church401
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:00pm

    Fuckin subaru guys goin ham right now.

  • gingerkid9k
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:02pm

    Hey should keep it like that

  • VerisimilitudeInUs
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:07pm

    Is the Irma Cup after the Reverse Cup in this one?

  • qubed55
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:08pm

    HERE WE GOOOOO!!!

  • MetaCrossing
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    This is just Peach Beach.

  • YoullShitYourEyeOut
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 7:35pm

    Alright guys, it's finally our chance. Let's all fly down and rent go karts

  • Evil_laSaint
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:03pm

    Holy shit.

    Fwiw this is an awesome picture though.

  • callmebubble
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:19pm

    Sort of looks like GTA vice city too

  • justablur
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 7:46pm

    Vice City mods have come a long way

  • EBDBBNBBLT
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 7:56pm

    This needs to be on /r/photoshopbattles

  • kyun1
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 8:07pm

    Mad Mario: Fury Rainbow Road

  • miloca1983
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:45pm

    Someone has the blue shell and its gonna use it

  • Isaidwhatwhatinmybut
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:21pm

    How do you even start to clean that up?

  • TheXypris
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:14pm

    Did the storm really bring that much sand onto the roads?

  • 4inchesofhell
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:14pm

    This is Fort Lauderdale beach. Can confirm because I live just north here. My condo got blasted by sand and water after Irma. I had sand in my unit and it's still covering road. They're using loaders and bobcats to clear it. It's amazing how much sand was blown across the roads.

  • javo230
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm

    This is fort Lauderdale.

    Source: I live there.

  • mallrat208
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:20pm

    Eh, still like cheep-cheep beach better

  • PM_ME_UR_NUDE_GIRL
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 7:41pm

    I've lived in Miami my whole life and I've never seen anything like this storm.

  • OhDeerLordMan
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 7:52pm

    Ocean Drive took itself a bit too literally.

  • ComeOnHer
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:10pm

    How do you even begin to clean that up?

  • toan55
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:23pm

    I'm-a Luigi, number one!

  • augustussmash
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:23pm

    This would be an epic race!

  • Benedictus1993
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:39pm

    Time for a sand castle competition Miami style.

  • ironman82
    -1 points Sep 12,2017, 7:47pm

    looks like a sweat place to go looting to

● ● ●

#2 After 2 years of work and no knowledge of code, I still launched my fox adventure game today, The First Tree!

r/gaming

COMMENTS

  • mekanikal510
    1897 points Sep 14,2017, 12:41pm

    I love the art style

  • zzzthelastuser
    318 points Sep 14,2017, 2:27pm

    I'm currently playing it. Been following it since a year(?). Really beautiful game! I love the music, I wish it would loop though, because I like to explore a bit and after some minutes the silence kicks in (maybe it's intended?).

    I hope you don't throw the game code away now. I would really love to see more fox games in the future! The model and the art look fantastic. The gameplay mechanics exist and the obviously you know how to design beautiful levels. Add some (more) collectable and some small quests + jump and run passages + enemies.

    I also wouldn't mind if the fox made some noises in reaction to certain events.

     

    I know that this game isn't intended as a Jump&Run or full Adventure game with enemies. I think it's a good start and your probably gained a lot of experience. Hopefully enough people will buy it and you can consider making another game with this engine+fox with a more focus on gameplay than the story (it was neat though).

  • Brak15
    1329 points Sep 14,2017, 12:42pm

    Here's a Steam page link for anyone who's interested! I'm happy to answer questions too, like how you can get started making games with visual scripting tools like Playmaker. I'm more of an artist than anything, so programming does not come easy to me at all. However, with the right tools and asset packs, you can make a game your own too.

    Edit: WHAT?!!! You guys pulling my chain?! Thanks for the upvotes, I will try my best to answer EVERYONE. Launch day is insane though, so give me some time.

  • notcaffeinefree
    260 points Sep 14,2017, 2:05pm

    Is it a science-based, 100% fox MMO though?

  • cryoclasm
    38 points Sep 14,2017, 2:46pm

    Oh, my god! I remember when you first posted after you started getting the ground effects to work! Congratulations!

  • Ackamaracus
    15 points Sep 14,2017, 12:42pm

    Looks beautiful!

  • ShitbirdMcDickbird
    14 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    Somehow calling it a "fox adventure" game made me more interested than if you just said "game" and showed the same preview.

    Well done.

  • jvrcb17
    26 points Sep 14,2017, 1:21pm

    Looks stunning! I recall seeing a post about this game a few months ago during development showing paw prints on snow as the fox walked.

    I'll check it out after work. Thanks for releasing

  • Brown_Topher
    11 points Sep 14,2017, 4:07pm

    I am genuinely curious: What's your story?

    What made you decide to leave your previous career path and take on such an arduous task. The end result certainly speaks volumes. Did you end up teaching yourself code, if wo which language? How did you start down that path and what were some of the obstalces you faced?

    Please sir/madame - tell us your story.

  • TwoCentTroll
    9 points Sep 14,2017, 1:37pm

    the artwork reminds me of ori and the blind forest and dust: an elysian tale. i'm loving how much some of these games are focusing on visuals and music as a higher priority! i can't tell you how much those two qualities are deciding factors when i look into games. very well done, keep up the good work!

  • Dinophysis
    16 points Sep 14,2017, 12:51pm

    I literally JUST played Firewatch and Joruney and loved both.. this seems pretty good

  • Catholic_Crusader
    6 points Sep 14,2017, 3:18pm

    How did you make it with no knowledge of code OP?

  • HorsemanOfWar
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 2:48pm

    have... have you ever played a flash game called William and Sly?stop invading my memory

  • madsvh
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 3:30pm

    Is the final boss gonna be a Marth?

  • max5uurr
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:43pm

    WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

  • colorgrene
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 4:09pm

    I've been working on a game for 3+ years starting with no knowledge and my game is like E.T. compared to this magnificent shit.

  • dunkpig
    48 points Sep 14,2017, 12:53pm

    Bullshit. In the about the game section of the games stream page it says: "From the creator of Home is Where One Starts…" this other game was released 2 years ago.

  • Acedynamite
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:07pm

    Congratulations, as someone who used to study video game design this is a true feat. You should be proud :)

  • ficcionella
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:33pm

    Colors are striking! This game looks as soothing as Journey and Flower.

  • SherbTheSuperb
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 3:55pm

    How...? Without knowing how to code.

  • johnchapel
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 4:01pm

    How did you make this game with no knowledge of code?

  • ViralInfection
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 4:23pm

    I'm real fucking sick and tired of people achieving things with hard work and determination... Congrats!

  • keepchill
    15 points Sep 14,2017, 12:55pm

    I remember when you first posted some previews a long time ago. Amazing how far it's come. I can't wait to play it.

    edit: Damn, an hour and a half long? That's a tough sell for $7.00

  • burnSMACKER
    7 points Sep 14,2017, 1:33pm

    Thanks for the advertisement!

  • Dweave65
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 2:45pm

    I wanna play on Xbox!!!

  • FarmerJ03
    6 points Sep 14,2017, 2:06pm

    I don't want to be that guy but...Please put this on a console.

    Steam is getting so crowded with crap that good games are lost on the flood.

    But I still browse new games on my xbone looking for good interesting release and would have bought this in a heartbeat.

  • kristynakk
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:38pm

    This game is so beautiful! I love the little fox, and the music is 10/10!!! Can't wait to play more!

  • milio142
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:49pm

    Have followed you through the making of this and would like to say congratulations for finally launching!!!

  • Garpocalypse
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:49pm

    Been waiting for this one since I first came across it here over a year ago. Picking it up as soon as I get off from work. Congrats on the launch!

  • random_account_2017
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:02pm

    Congratulations OP, I know how much effort this must have taken. Good work.

  • potatoemancer
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:09pm

    That's a very gorgeous game. I'd do a game just like yours if I had the spare time and knowledge to do so.

  • infinitude
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:10pm

    Congrats! Is this your first published game? It's outstanding. Would love to hear about your journey over the past two years.

  • Pats_Bunny
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:39pm

    Do you think a 6 year old could handle this game?

  • Faded-Maestro
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:51pm

    Congratulations on your accomplishment! Good luck with this game and anything you attempt in the future!

  • gamedev368
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:02pm

    How did you learn code? I'm having a hell of a time.

  • kenry
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    wow, even if the game sucked that is still quite an accomplishment after only 2 years. nice work

  • mygalo
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    Very beautiful looking game. I suggest you link this game to Dodger Leigh, she loves anything with foxes and I think you'll gain a lot of publicity through her youtube channel.

  • Lrmall01
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:06pm

    Awesome looking game. Very impressive. Love the visuals. Quick question - I couldn't find any esrb rating, etc. What ages would you recommend it for?

  • wisebluff
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:11pm

    The visuals look stunning ! Grats for the launch

  • standswithpencil
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:21pm

    Great job!!

  • 55ggarz
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:23pm

    This looks amazing!!!

  • Kracked_Monkey
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:31pm

    Looks good, ill be sure to check it out!

  • FlashFlood_29
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:32pm

    Hey, man, good job.

  • OzzyMcRcky
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:34pm

    Looks absolutely gorgeous, gonna have to have a look into this!

  • Fowox
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:42pm

    OMG, this looks amazing!

  • Skiie
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:56pm

    Neat.

  • blooblooboobs
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:01pm

    I like it! It's very Okami-esque

  • HauntedSmores
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:02pm

    Wait so do you mean you started with no knowledge of code?

  • user3915
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:04pm

    Hey you. I remember your post from back when you got paw prints or something working. Good job!

  • PrimalOne22
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:10pm

    No Fox's Sky

  • BeerFuelsMyDreams
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:13pm

    That looks beautiful! I want to play it.

  • Notyourdads_skeleton
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:14pm

    Does it support multi shines?

  • brodydrey2296
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:17pm

    That looks awesome, how did you make it with no knowledge of code though? Also what language is it in, and how many hours did you put into developing it?

  • pm_me_your_shaders
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:23pm

    Holy shit it looks fucking gorgeous

  • CatsOP
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:25pm

    You did this after 2 years completely alone without any knowledge at all about coding?

    If that's true I'm questioning my life and wonder if I should just stop and just sit at home.

  • _012345
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 4:26pm

    no knowledge of code, I guess you're on even footing with ARK survival devs then

  • BorlakLuster
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:26pm

    Game looks incredible! My suggestion for a future sequel would be to have a co-op game with the second player playing as a wolf. Too buddies on a journey together! (Just don't call it Second Tree)

  • Squidwardsuglycousin
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:43pm

    Is there dialogue in the game? Pretty much I'm asking "What does the fox say"

  • El_Slayer_Loco
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:18pm

    Hi how did you learn to code...any tips on where to start

  • Gunfighterzero
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 12:45pm

    Looks awesome is it on Apple or Android?

COMMENTS

  • mekanikal510
    1897 points Sep 14,2017, 12:41pm

    I love the art style

  • zzzthelastuser
    318 points Sep 14,2017, 2:27pm

    I'm currently playing it. Been following it since a year(?). Really beautiful game! I love the music, I wish it would loop though, because I like to explore a bit and after some minutes the silence kicks in (maybe it's intended?).

    I hope you don't throw the game code away now. I would really love to see more fox games in the future! The model and the art look fantastic. The gameplay mechanics exist and the obviously you know how to design beautiful levels. Add some (more) collectable and some small quests + jump and run passages + enemies.

    I also wouldn't mind if the fox made some noises in reaction to certain events.

     

    I know that this game isn't intended as a Jump&Run or full Adventure game with enemies. I think it's a good start and your probably gained a lot of experience. Hopefully enough people will buy it and you can consider making another game with this engine+fox with a more focus on gameplay than the story (it was neat though).

  • Brak15
    1329 points Sep 14,2017, 12:42pm

    Here's a Steam page link for anyone who's interested! I'm happy to answer questions too, like how you can get started making games with visual scripting tools like Playmaker. I'm more of an artist than anything, so programming does not come easy to me at all. However, with the right tools and asset packs, you can make a game your own too.

    Edit: WHAT?!!! You guys pulling my chain?! Thanks for the upvotes, I will try my best to answer EVERYONE. Launch day is insane though, so give me some time.

  • TooShiftyForYou
    414 points Sep 14,2017, 12:55pm

    Here's the full trailer for OP's game.

  • notcaffeinefree
    260 points Sep 14,2017, 2:05pm

    Is it a science-based, 100% fox MMO though?

  • cryoclasm
    38 points Sep 14,2017, 2:46pm

    Oh, my god! I remember when you first posted after you started getting the ground effects to work! Congratulations!

  • Ackamaracus
    15 points Sep 14,2017, 12:42pm

    Looks beautiful!

  • ShitbirdMcDickbird
    14 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    Somehow calling it a "fox adventure" game made me more interested than if you just said "game" and showed the same preview.

    Well done.

  • jvrcb17
    26 points Sep 14,2017, 1:21pm

    Looks stunning! I recall seeing a post about this game a few months ago during development showing paw prints on snow as the fox walked.

    I'll check it out after work. Thanks for releasing

  • Brown_Topher
    11 points Sep 14,2017, 4:07pm

    I am genuinely curious: What's your story?

    What made you decide to leave your previous career path and take on such an arduous task. The end result certainly speaks volumes. Did you end up teaching yourself code, if wo which language? How did you start down that path and what were some of the obstalces you faced?

    Please sir/madame - tell us your story.

  • TwoCentTroll
    9 points Sep 14,2017, 1:37pm

    the artwork reminds me of ori and the blind forest and dust: an elysian tale. i'm loving how much some of these games are focusing on visuals and music as a higher priority! i can't tell you how much those two qualities are deciding factors when i look into games. very well done, keep up the good work!

  • Dinophysis
    16 points Sep 14,2017, 12:51pm

    I literally JUST played Firewatch and Joruney and loved both.. this seems pretty good

  • Catholic_Crusader
    6 points Sep 14,2017, 3:18pm

    How did you make it with no knowledge of code OP?

  • HorsemanOfWar
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 2:48pm

    have... have you ever played a flash game called William and Sly?stop invading my memory

  • madsvh
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 3:30pm

    Is the final boss gonna be a Marth?

  • max5uurr
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:43pm

    WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

  • colorgrene
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 4:09pm

    I've been working on a game for 3+ years starting with no knowledge and my game is like E.T. compared to this magnificent shit.

  • dunkpig
    48 points Sep 14,2017, 12:53pm

    Bullshit. In the about the game section of the games stream page it says: "From the creator of Home is Where One Starts…" this other game was released 2 years ago.

  • Acedynamite
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:07pm

    Congratulations, as someone who used to study video game design this is a true feat. You should be proud :)

  • ficcionella
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:33pm

    Colors are striking! This game looks as soothing as Journey and Flower.

  • SherbTheSuperb
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 3:55pm

    How...? Without knowing how to code.

  • johnchapel
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 4:01pm

    How did you make this game with no knowledge of code?

  • ViralInfection
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 4:23pm

    I'm real fucking sick and tired of people achieving things with hard work and determination... Congrats!

  • keepchill
    15 points Sep 14,2017, 12:55pm

    I remember when you first posted some previews a long time ago. Amazing how far it's come. I can't wait to play it.

    edit: Damn, an hour and a half long? That's a tough sell for $7.00

  • burnSMACKER
    7 points Sep 14,2017, 1:33pm

    Thanks for the advertisement!

  • Dweave65
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 2:45pm

    I wanna play on Xbox!!!

  • FarmerJ03
    6 points Sep 14,2017, 2:06pm

    I don't want to be that guy but...Please put this on a console.

    Steam is getting so crowded with crap that good games are lost on the flood.

    But I still browse new games on my xbone looking for good interesting release and would have bought this in a heartbeat.

  • kristynakk
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:38pm

    This game is so beautiful! I love the little fox, and the music is 10/10!!! Can't wait to play more!

  • milio142
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:49pm

    Have followed you through the making of this and would like to say congratulations for finally launching!!!

  • Garpocalypse
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:49pm

    Been waiting for this one since I first came across it here over a year ago. Picking it up as soon as I get off from work. Congrats on the launch!

  • random_account_2017
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:02pm

    Congratulations OP, I know how much effort this must have taken. Good work.

  • potatoemancer
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:09pm

    That's a very gorgeous game. I'd do a game just like yours if I had the spare time and knowledge to do so.

  • infinitude
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:10pm

    Congrats! Is this your first published game? It's outstanding. Would love to hear about your journey over the past two years.

  • Pats_Bunny
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:39pm

    Do you think a 6 year old could handle this game?

  • Faded-Maestro
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:51pm

    Congratulations on your accomplishment! Good luck with this game and anything you attempt in the future!

  • gamedev368
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:02pm

    How did you learn code? I'm having a hell of a time.

  • kenry
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    wow, even if the game sucked that is still quite an accomplishment after only 2 years. nice work

  • mygalo
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    Very beautiful looking game. I suggest you link this game to Dodger Leigh, she loves anything with foxes and I think you'll gain a lot of publicity through her youtube channel.

  • Lrmall01
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:06pm

    Awesome looking game. Very impressive. Love the visuals. Quick question - I couldn't find any esrb rating, etc. What ages would you recommend it for?

  • wisebluff
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:11pm

    The visuals look stunning ! Grats for the launch

  • standswithpencil
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:21pm

    Great job!!

  • 55ggarz
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:23pm

    This looks amazing!!!

  • Kracked_Monkey
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:31pm

    Looks good, ill be sure to check it out!

  • FlashFlood_29
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:32pm

    Hey, man, good job.

  • OzzyMcRcky
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:34pm

    Looks absolutely gorgeous, gonna have to have a look into this!

  • Fowox
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:42pm

    OMG, this looks amazing!

  • Skiie
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:56pm

    Neat.

  • blooblooboobs
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:01pm

    I like it! It's very Okami-esque

  • HauntedSmores
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:02pm

    Wait so do you mean you started with no knowledge of code?

  • user3915
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:04pm

    Hey you. I remember your post from back when you got paw prints or something working. Good job!

  • PrimalOne22
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:10pm

    No Fox's Sky

  • BeerFuelsMyDreams
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:13pm

    That looks beautiful! I want to play it.

  • Notyourdads_skeleton
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:14pm

    Does it support multi shines?

  • brodydrey2296
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:17pm

    That looks awesome, how did you make it with no knowledge of code though? Also what language is it in, and how many hours did you put into developing it?

  • pm_me_your_shaders
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:23pm

    Holy shit it looks fucking gorgeous

  • CatsOP
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:25pm

    You did this after 2 years completely alone without any knowledge at all about coding?

    If that's true I'm questioning my life and wonder if I should just stop and just sit at home.

  • _012345
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 4:26pm

    no knowledge of code, I guess you're on even footing with ARK survival devs then

  • BorlakLuster
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 4:26pm

    Game looks incredible! My suggestion for a future sequel would be to have a co-op game with the second player playing as a wolf. Too buddies on a journey together! (Just don't call it Second Tree)

  • Squidwardsuglycousin
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:43pm

    Is there dialogue in the game? Pretty much I'm asking "What does the fox say"

  • El_Slayer_Loco
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:18pm

    Hi how did you learn to code...any tips on where to start

  • Gunfighterzero
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 12:45pm

    Looks awesome is it on Apple or Android?

● ● ●

#3 4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to "come back in a year" before I'm proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.

funny

COMMENTS

  • yeti_beard
    2314 points Sep 14,2017, 1:58pm

    Secret good guy Steve is willing to play the villain to motivate you enough to spite him. Sometimes it's not enough to quit for yourself, sometimes you need an enormous douche to spite.

  • PM_ME_UR_ENERGY
    162 points Sep 14,2017, 2:01pm

    That's really pretty hand writing. I write like I've spaghetti for fingers.

  • DoAF2
    453 points Sep 14,2017, 1:28pm

    Or... you can tell Steve to fuck off for the next 365 days every time you want a cigarette.

  • TheCakeDayLie
    21 points Sep 14,2017, 2:22pm

    Yeah fuck Steve - but as someone who is coming up on 3 years without, good on you. It will get easier, and you can message me if you need help/inspiration.

    I quit on April 20th, 2015 - entirely because of the inconvenience of buying a $14 pack of cigarettes in NYC when I was there for a conference. Didn't buy the next AM because of an early train home, and then didn't again the next day for whatever reason.

    When I realized I'd gone 48 hours without, I knew I could do another day, which turned into a week, a month, and eventually a year, which became multiple.

    I'm happy to be a resource my man.

  • poem_for_your_sporg_
    168 points Sep 14,2017, 1:55pm

    ufo in sky

    lochness in sea

    bigfoot in woods

    why i can no grow goatee (srry dad)

    with so many mistree

    who no wut believe

    but one thing sure

    tell go fuk stev

  • Youcalled911forthat
    12 points Sep 14,2017, 2:02pm

    RemindMe! 1 year

  • UnusuallyLongUserID
    26 points Sep 14,2017, 1:55pm

    That 8 is impressive

  • placeholder
    21 points Sep 14,2017, 2:04pm

    1) Steve lives rent-free in OP's head.

    2) Steve did OP a big favor.

  • CHOCOLATEJ3SU5
    14 points Sep 14,2017, 1:25pm

    You can do it. If not for your health do it to tell Steve to fuck off.

  • facetiously
    31 points Sep 14,2017, 1:35pm

    Be proud of yourself now, you're already past the physical addiction. But know this: you can't lose any battles now or you're back to square one.

    You can do this.

  • shartmonger
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 3:37pm

    December 20, 2013 5:00pm.

    Best thing I ever did.

  • Kerbologna
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 2:32pm

    4 days is nothing to sneeze at. Those are the hardest days. Just keep your guard up.

  • el_pok
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 3:37pm

    3 weeks will be hard. At 3 months, you'll be over it, but the craving will come back, it'll be harder than 3 weeks. At 6 months, you'll be sure you have it kicked and that it's safe to have just one while yr out drinking.

    Be vigilant, strong, and never take your eye of the prize: breathing.

    You got this.

  • Saturnal_Yellow
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 2:14pm

    Celebrate any anniversary you can, because the going will not always be this easy. It gets harder before it's over. Many people think it's hardest right before the end. There's some pychological research that suggests this too.

    The real fight is ahead of you, so you should feel free to enjoy anything about this you can to pull you through the hard times. Just remember, when addiction has you by the balls...and it will...

    IT IS TEMPORARY.

    There will be times you will have a demon whispering in your ear that this has gone on too long and that it will never end. This is a trick! It will end. I was a 2 pack a day smoker. That's a cigarette every 15-20 minutes of the waking day. I quit cold turkey and so can you. I went through insane, heroin-level withdrawal. It felt like I would never be free.

    Well I NEVER think about cigarettes anymore. I am a free man, and so too will you be if you just don't give in to the craving.

    I expect you to kick a great deal of ass in the coming year.

  • 3eyedlie
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 2:21pm

    Stay strong dude. Today is day 113 for me

  • Chasfos
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 3:33pm

    Here's some things i did

    Substitute tea for coffee, wine for beer, had nuts, seeds and gum everywhere. Avoided smokers, bars, nightclubs and such. Not as big a deal now as most places are non smoking. Put money in a jar equal to what you paid for cigarettes. Adds up fast! Exercise more, even just a walk. Elastic on the wrist for a few good snaps every now and then. Realized I was weak and even one puff and I'd be full one smoking again. Failed a few times and tried again. Gained some weight for a about a year. And lost my finger nails to my teeth.

    Things I'd do different. Drugs happy pill or nicotine replacement. Three months for me before I wasn't constantly thinking about it. Six months before I was sane again and a year before I new I was done.

    Good luck!

  • FrogGentlemen
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    I went three days without nicotine or caffeine. On the third day my boss came in, handed me a $20 and told me to go get a pack of smokes and a Monster. Apparently I was being cranky.

  • YourBlogSucksToo
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:38pm

    I expect to see this reposted by a bot in two or three years

  • R1ckJamesBitch
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 1:47pm

    I tried quitting by vaping. It worked for a month and then I thought I can handle a cig...so not the same. I am back to smoking cigs. Don't pick one up because you've been good for a while. good luck.

  • canada_mike
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:01pm

    fuck steve, cut his ass

  • powerhate
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:45pm

    That's great keep it up!! I'm now 2 years nicotine free, it's totally do-able!

  • GKrollin
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:54pm

    RemindMe! 1 year "Remind /u/SaltMineForeman to tell Steve to fuck off"

  • indonemesis
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:54pm

    RemindMe! 1 Year " u/SaltMineForeman says Fuk off Steve "

  • axelderhund
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:02pm

    Better improve that wifi signal before the agitation and poor performance cause you to want a smoke break

  • nsmith183
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:22pm

    I quit 2 and a half years ago. Tell Steve to fuck off twice for me.

  • quoth_the_phoenix
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:24pm

    That's my birthday. And telling Steve to fuck off is the greatest gift I can imagine

  • Lyre
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:27pm

    The first days are the hardest. Be proud. But Steve is right, stay strong and update him in a year. He'll be proud too.

  • OldCleanBastard
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:28pm

    RemindMe! 1 year

  • ShruggyGolden
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:32pm

    When I quit I announced it on a forum I used to frequent..and every year I'd go back and post my anniversary confirming I still hadn't smoked. It's been 9 years! Keep at it.

  • mrvanderbeek
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:38pm

    Best thing I have read about quitting smoking is: Who doesn't need willpower to not smoke? A non-smoker. Somehow this sank in for me, because it doesn't even raise the question "Should it smoke?" A non-smoker just flat out doesn't.

    It is all theory, but this one I really liked.

  • samwheat90
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:40pm

    Good job. I've been there so I know how much it sucks and how strong that urge is. Remember, at this point you have 0 nicotine in your system, the cravings are a combination of marketing and pavlovian responses. You'll eventually break that with time. If you need something for your mouth or hands to do with boredom, try jerky or sunflower seeds.

  • INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:41pm

    I marked my callender!

  • spamala123
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:43pm

    I think 4 days is an achievement. I also think it's good that you have made a year a goal. Doesn't matter if the goal is to stop smoking or to rub it in your coworker's face. A goal is a goal. Keep up the good work!

  • CakeDayTurnsMeOn
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:44pm

    Quit a couple months ago, amazing feeling the first time you go to your doctor's office and they ask you if you smoke and you get to say no.

    Well you should tell them you recently quit but the effects the same :)

  • tuttut97
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:44pm

    I would have been proud of you for tackling 1 day.Addiction sucks!From a fellow x smoker. Good job my friend.

  • Agent_Switters
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:46pm

    The first four days were harder than the next 96 combined. You got this. Fuck Steve.

  • ObvThrowAway111
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:47pm

    RemindMe! 361 days

  • yosoybillbrasky
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:47pm

    /r/handwriting is leaking

  • xscamerashyy
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:49pm

    RemindMe! Sept 10th 2018 "tell steve to fuck off"

  • GabeShadoww
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    Man you need to do something about that wi-fi signal of yours. Made me nervous to see how close it is to dying.

  • stevebobeeve
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    Now I have to set a reminder to say, "Back to you pal!".

  • edenperry
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    In a year Steve will goalpost shift and tell you how 2 years is what's really impressive

  • IOWA_Sauce
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:52pm

    Fuck that guy. I quit smoking 1339 days ago and every single one of those days is important. Every day. You rock man. I am with you.

  • aslum
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:52pm

    They tell you every day gets easier... and having smoked for 12 years and being quit 13 I can tell you it's true, but the amount easier is small... but those first few weeks are the hardest, after 3 months you can start to relax a little.

    BTW here's a suggestion that really helped me, at the end of the first month (and 2nd and so on) take the $50-100 you'd have spent on smokes and buy yourself something nice; a luxury or something frivolous ... something you wouldn't normally waste money on... A new video game (or two) or clothes you don't need or a really fancy dinner. Don't save the money (that's boring) or spend it wisely... You've been burning that money up for months or years now, go ahead and do it for a few months more, but focus on how this is your reward for quitting...

  • M474D0R
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:53pm

    Your coworker is an idiot. The first few days are the hardest.

  • nackhamslef
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:57pm

    Having written this declaration actually improves the likelihood that you will remain smoke-free for social psychological reasons. You'll probably be more successful in your endeavor to quit because of this note.

  • hash0
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 2:01pm

    Your WLAN signal is pretty bad

  • 99999999999999999989
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:32pm

    RemindMe! September 11th, 2018 "I REALLY hope OP told Steve to fuck off!"

  • r0nyn
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:42pm

    Man, fuck Steve. You do you, OP. There's no reason for that kind of negativity, especially when you're trying to make a positive change in your life.

  • Choppergold
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:44pm

    Wait til 4 days after that, and celebrate a year without talking to that co-worker

  • dickfromaccounting
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:03pm

    I like how OP has not yet acknowledged how this is also about an addiction and not just getting back at a co-worker

  • ItsDarts
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:06pm

    Remind Me! 1 year

  • SJWTumblrinaMonster
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:08pm

    I can feel my justice boner stirring...

  • masahawk
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:13pm

    How do I set up the remind me for this date?

  • deadpuppet137
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:15pm

    They should have the safe open by then too.

  • Holmes02
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:17pm

    But when do you tell Steve to fuck on?

  • CreamyKnougat
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:20pm

    Remindme! 1 year "Fuck off Steve!"

  • Catnap42
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:23pm

    Ok, confusion here. Are you Steve or is a heckler Steve?

  • ekidwell
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:24pm

    Congrats on having a goal and motivation! Fucking Steve.... I can't wait.

  • r0wt
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:25pm

    !RemindMe 361 days

  • Rvrsurfer
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:33pm

    Coming off of nicotine is so nasty. I applaud what you are doing. The benefits are immediate, despite the withdrawal. It feels bad leaving, imagine what it's doing while it's in you. So (don't) fuck Steve and his hubris. You're going to taste better, when you're kissed.

  • JonathonCorey
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:33pm

    You should slowly transition genders while appearing male at work, seduce him into a relationship while reintroducing him back to cigs, and then when the year goes by, bam: maximum carnage.

  • loveissuicide22
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:34pm

    I quit a 3 pack a day habit on January 3rd, 2007. Please kindly tell Steve to fuck the fuck off. The first day is JUST as hard as day 364 is going to be. Every minute you make it past whatever 'time' it is to have a cigarette is a huge victory.

  • Erazzphoto
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:34pm

    Just understand you can NEVER take another drag, otherwise you'll be right back where you were. I quit smoking 22 years ago and I still live with that reality every day. It always starts again with that just one drag. I didn't consider myself a non smoker until I matched the years of smoke free years that I smoked for. But you're on your way, it only gets easier from here on out, it all comes down to will power

  • PM_ME_NUDES_OR_TATS
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:35pm

    RemindMe! In 361 days

  • lllDoubleDlll
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:39pm

    Those are nice f's

  • dogwar123
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:39pm

    Yeah, Steve! Fuck off!

    What the fuck are you laughing at, Karen?

  • nontheistzero
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:43pm

    !RemindMe 361 days

  • cashboxmoneybags
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:44pm

    Pride before the cigarette, probably sometime in the fall.

  • LarryLavekio
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:45pm

    Fuck steve. My company is going tobacco free next month so I quit cold turkey on 8/1. So many people around here try to put me down cause they can't do it themselves. Like this one guy can't believe i quit with out the patch or the gum. I just stopped buying them.

    It's only as hard as you make it out to be. Smoking is just another thing you used to do, like wearing Reebok pumps and playing keyboard. Fuck steve.

  • Slummish
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:48pm

    Day 4 is harder than Day 365. Fuck Steve.

  • twoopposablethumbs
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:48pm

    Wish there was a sub reddit dedicated to how beautifully you've written fuck

  • sepantaminu
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:50pm

    "The taste of Camels bro: Just have that in mind every time you have a beer."

    Steve.

  • angry-norwegian
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:51pm

    Tell Steve to fuck off now. Congrats and keep it up. See if Steve can 4 days without being a prick. Bet he doesn't make it.

  • StevenSanders90210
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:52pm

    This was my quit day back in 2008! Can I get Steve's number?

  • WeilageM
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:53pm

    My 4 days turned into over a year, ever since my son was born. I was a pack and a half a day since I was 14. Fuck Steve, you've definitely got this. Try Vaping if you think it'll help. I picked up a mod a few weeks into quitting and I've been vaping ever since.

  • bparkerson04
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:56pm

    Every day cigarette free is a huge victory. Stay strong. Don’t let your co-worker rob you of your joy. You’ve got this :)

  • lespaulstrat2
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:00pm

    Last time I quit it was for over 3 years. Started back up again about a year ago. You never truly quit. You just stop doing it. I seriously wish you good luck.

  • _paint_it_white_
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    Is it just me or is the overwhelming population of people named Steve just a big bag of dicks?

  • Johnotorious
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:07pm

    On my day 12 of quitting, I boasted to my doctor, he said that was nothing, tell me at 120 days or 1200 days. Kinda pissed me off. This past June 14th was four years smoke free...Ill show him.

  • vicquid
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:07pm

    Tell Steve I'm over a year now, and he can take his mom's cock and fuck his own face with it.

    4 days is good brother. Keep on fighting

  • princesslupidoop
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:07pm

    3 more days, Get er done!

  • Realtor_Robb_Indy
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:09pm

    Tell Steve to fuck off every 1 week anniversary for the whole year. Good job. keep fighting the good fight.

  • gweezyskis
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:11pm

    I would just like to compliment that pensmanship

COMMENTS

  • yeti_beard
    2314 points Sep 14,2017, 1:58pm

    Secret good guy Steve is willing to play the villain to motivate you enough to spite him. Sometimes it's not enough to quit for yourself, sometimes you need an enormous douche to spite.

  • PM_ME_UR_ENERGY
    162 points Sep 14,2017, 2:01pm

    That's really pretty hand writing. I write like I've spaghetti for fingers.

  • DoAF2
    453 points Sep 14,2017, 1:28pm

    Or... you can tell Steve to fuck off for the next 365 days every time you want a cigarette.

  • Feenox
    90 points Sep 14,2017, 2:10pm

    This is going to be lost in the sea of comments below, but I had my last cigarette the day my son was born five and a half years ago. I STILL don't say that i've quit. I just haven't smoked in a long time. Quitting implies that you're done, but you never are with cigarettes.

    Just some advice, from one not smoker to another.

  • TheCakeDayLie
    21 points Sep 14,2017, 2:22pm

    Yeah fuck Steve - but as someone who is coming up on 3 years without, good on you. It will get easier, and you can message me if you need help/inspiration.

    I quit on April 20th, 2015 - entirely because of the inconvenience of buying a $14 pack of cigarettes in NYC when I was there for a conference. Didn't buy the next AM because of an early train home, and then didn't again the next day for whatever reason.

    When I realized I'd gone 48 hours without, I knew I could do another day, which turned into a week, a month, and eventually a year, which became multiple.

    I'm happy to be a resource my man.

  • poem_for_your_sporg_
    168 points Sep 14,2017, 1:55pm

    ufo in sky

    lochness in sea

    bigfoot in woods

    why i can no grow goatee (srry dad)

    with so many mistree

    who no wut believe

    but one thing sure

    tell go fuk stev

  • Youcalled911forthat
    12 points Sep 14,2017, 2:02pm

    RemindMe! 1 year

  • UnusuallyLongUserID
    26 points Sep 14,2017, 1:55pm

    That 8 is impressive

  • placeholder
    21 points Sep 14,2017, 2:04pm

    1) Steve lives rent-free in OP's head.

    2) Steve did OP a big favor.

  • CHOCOLATEJ3SU5
    14 points Sep 14,2017, 1:25pm

    You can do it. If not for your health do it to tell Steve to fuck off.

  • facetiously
    31 points Sep 14,2017, 1:35pm

    Be proud of yourself now, you're already past the physical addiction. But know this: you can't lose any battles now or you're back to square one.

    You can do this.

  • shartmonger
    5 points Sep 14,2017, 3:37pm

    December 20, 2013 5:00pm.

    Best thing I ever did.

  • Kerbologna
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 2:32pm

    4 days is nothing to sneeze at. Those are the hardest days. Just keep your guard up.

  • el_pok
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 3:37pm

    3 weeks will be hard. At 3 months, you'll be over it, but the craving will come back, it'll be harder than 3 weeks. At 6 months, you'll be sure you have it kicked and that it's safe to have just one while yr out drinking.

    Be vigilant, strong, and never take your eye of the prize: breathing.

    You got this.

  • Saturnal_Yellow
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 2:14pm

    Celebrate any anniversary you can, because the going will not always be this easy. It gets harder before it's over. Many people think it's hardest right before the end. There's some pychological research that suggests this too.

    The real fight is ahead of you, so you should feel free to enjoy anything about this you can to pull you through the hard times. Just remember, when addiction has you by the balls...and it will...

    IT IS TEMPORARY.

    There will be times you will have a demon whispering in your ear that this has gone on too long and that it will never end. This is a trick! It will end. I was a 2 pack a day smoker. That's a cigarette every 15-20 minutes of the waking day. I quit cold turkey and so can you. I went through insane, heroin-level withdrawal. It felt like I would never be free.

    Well I NEVER think about cigarettes anymore. I am a free man, and so too will you be if you just don't give in to the craving.

    I expect you to kick a great deal of ass in the coming year.

  • 3eyedlie
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 2:21pm

    Stay strong dude. Today is day 113 for me

  • Chasfos
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 3:33pm

    Here's some things i did

    Substitute tea for coffee, wine for beer, had nuts, seeds and gum everywhere. Avoided smokers, bars, nightclubs and such. Not as big a deal now as most places are non smoking. Put money in a jar equal to what you paid for cigarettes. Adds up fast! Exercise more, even just a walk. Elastic on the wrist for a few good snaps every now and then. Realized I was weak and even one puff and I'd be full one smoking again. Failed a few times and tried again. Gained some weight for a about a year. And lost my finger nails to my teeth.

    Things I'd do different. Drugs happy pill or nicotine replacement. Three months for me before I wasn't constantly thinking about it. Six months before I was sane again and a year before I new I was done.

    Good luck!

  • FrogGentlemen
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    I went three days without nicotine or caffeine. On the third day my boss came in, handed me a $20 and told me to go get a pack of smokes and a Monster. Apparently I was being cranky.

  • YourBlogSucksToo
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 1:38pm

    I expect to see this reposted by a bot in two or three years

  • R1ckJamesBitch
    4 points Sep 14,2017, 1:47pm

    I tried quitting by vaping. It worked for a month and then I thought I can handle a cig...so not the same. I am back to smoking cigs. Don't pick one up because you've been good for a while. good luck.

  • canada_mike
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:01pm

    fuck steve, cut his ass

  • powerhate
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:45pm

    That's great keep it up!! I'm now 2 years nicotine free, it's totally do-able!

  • GKrollin
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:54pm

    RemindMe! 1 year "Remind /u/SaltMineForeman to tell Steve to fuck off"

  • indonemesis
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:54pm

    RemindMe! 1 Year " u/SaltMineForeman says Fuk off Steve "

  • axelderhund
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:02pm

    Better improve that wifi signal before the agitation and poor performance cause you to want a smoke break

  • nsmith183
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:22pm

    I quit 2 and a half years ago. Tell Steve to fuck off twice for me.

  • quoth_the_phoenix
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:24pm

    That's my birthday. And telling Steve to fuck off is the greatest gift I can imagine

  • Lyre
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:27pm

    The first days are the hardest. Be proud. But Steve is right, stay strong and update him in a year. He'll be proud too.

  • OldCleanBastard
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:28pm

    RemindMe! 1 year

  • ShruggyGolden
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:32pm

    When I quit I announced it on a forum I used to frequent..and every year I'd go back and post my anniversary confirming I still hadn't smoked. It's been 9 years! Keep at it.

  • mrvanderbeek
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:38pm

    Best thing I have read about quitting smoking is: Who doesn't need willpower to not smoke? A non-smoker. Somehow this sank in for me, because it doesn't even raise the question "Should it smoke?" A non-smoker just flat out doesn't.

    It is all theory, but this one I really liked.

  • samwheat90
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:40pm

    Good job. I've been there so I know how much it sucks and how strong that urge is. Remember, at this point you have 0 nicotine in your system, the cravings are a combination of marketing and pavlovian responses. You'll eventually break that with time. If you need something for your mouth or hands to do with boredom, try jerky or sunflower seeds.

  • INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:41pm

    I marked my callender!

  • spamala123
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:43pm

    I think 4 days is an achievement. I also think it's good that you have made a year a goal. Doesn't matter if the goal is to stop smoking or to rub it in your coworker's face. A goal is a goal. Keep up the good work!

  • CakeDayTurnsMeOn
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:44pm

    Quit a couple months ago, amazing feeling the first time you go to your doctor's office and they ask you if you smoke and you get to say no.

    Well you should tell them you recently quit but the effects the same :)

  • tuttut97
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:44pm

    I would have been proud of you for tackling 1 day.Addiction sucks!From a fellow x smoker. Good job my friend.

  • Agent_Switters
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:46pm

    The first four days were harder than the next 96 combined. You got this. Fuck Steve.

  • ObvThrowAway111
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:47pm

    RemindMe! 361 days

  • yosoybillbrasky
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:47pm

    /r/handwriting is leaking

  • xscamerashyy
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:49pm

    RemindMe! Sept 10th 2018 "tell steve to fuck off"

  • GabeShadoww
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    Man you need to do something about that wi-fi signal of yours. Made me nervous to see how close it is to dying.

  • stevebobeeve
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    Now I have to set a reminder to say, "Back to you pal!".

  • edenperry
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:50pm

    In a year Steve will goalpost shift and tell you how 2 years is what's really impressive

  • IOWA_Sauce
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:52pm

    Fuck that guy. I quit smoking 1339 days ago and every single one of those days is important. Every day. You rock man. I am with you.

  • aslum
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:52pm

    They tell you every day gets easier... and having smoked for 12 years and being quit 13 I can tell you it's true, but the amount easier is small... but those first few weeks are the hardest, after 3 months you can start to relax a little.

    BTW here's a suggestion that really helped me, at the end of the first month (and 2nd and so on) take the $50-100 you'd have spent on smokes and buy yourself something nice; a luxury or something frivolous ... something you wouldn't normally waste money on... A new video game (or two) or clothes you don't need or a really fancy dinner. Don't save the money (that's boring) or spend it wisely... You've been burning that money up for months or years now, go ahead and do it for a few months more, but focus on how this is your reward for quitting...

  • M474D0R
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:53pm

    Your coworker is an idiot. The first few days are the hardest.

  • nackhamslef
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 3:57pm

    Having written this declaration actually improves the likelihood that you will remain smoke-free for social psychological reasons. You'll probably be more successful in your endeavor to quit because of this note.

  • hash0
    3 points Sep 14,2017, 2:01pm

    Your WLAN signal is pretty bad

  • 99999999999999999989
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:32pm

    RemindMe! September 11th, 2018 "I REALLY hope OP told Steve to fuck off!"

  • r0nyn
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:42pm

    Man, fuck Steve. You do you, OP. There's no reason for that kind of negativity, especially when you're trying to make a positive change in your life.

  • Choppergold
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 1:44pm

    Wait til 4 days after that, and celebrate a year without talking to that co-worker

  • dickfromaccounting
    2 points Sep 14,2017, 2:03pm

    I like how OP has not yet acknowledged how this is also about an addiction and not just getting back at a co-worker

  • ItsDarts
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:06pm

    Remind Me! 1 year

  • SJWTumblrinaMonster
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:08pm

    I can feel my justice boner stirring...

  • masahawk
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:13pm

    How do I set up the remind me for this date?

  • deadpuppet137
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:15pm

    They should have the safe open by then too.

  • Holmes02
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:17pm

    But when do you tell Steve to fuck on?

  • CreamyKnougat
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:20pm

    Remindme! 1 year "Fuck off Steve!"

  • Catnap42
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:23pm

    Ok, confusion here. Are you Steve or is a heckler Steve?

  • ekidwell
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:24pm

    Congrats on having a goal and motivation! Fucking Steve.... I can't wait.

  • r0wt
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:25pm

    !RemindMe 361 days

  • Rvrsurfer
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:33pm

    Coming off of nicotine is so nasty. I applaud what you are doing. The benefits are immediate, despite the withdrawal. It feels bad leaving, imagine what it's doing while it's in you. So (don't) fuck Steve and his hubris. You're going to taste better, when you're kissed.

  • JonathonCorey
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:33pm

    You should slowly transition genders while appearing male at work, seduce him into a relationship while reintroducing him back to cigs, and then when the year goes by, bam: maximum carnage.

  • loveissuicide22
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:34pm

    I quit a 3 pack a day habit on January 3rd, 2007. Please kindly tell Steve to fuck the fuck off. The first day is JUST as hard as day 364 is going to be. Every minute you make it past whatever 'time' it is to have a cigarette is a huge victory.

  • Erazzphoto
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:34pm

    Just understand you can NEVER take another drag, otherwise you'll be right back where you were. I quit smoking 22 years ago and I still live with that reality every day. It always starts again with that just one drag. I didn't consider myself a non smoker until I matched the years of smoke free years that I smoked for. But you're on your way, it only gets easier from here on out, it all comes down to will power

  • PM_ME_NUDES_OR_TATS
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:35pm

    RemindMe! In 361 days

  • lllDoubleDlll
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:39pm

    Those are nice f's

  • dogwar123
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:39pm

    Yeah, Steve! Fuck off!

    What the fuck are you laughing at, Karen?

  • nontheistzero
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:43pm

    !RemindMe 361 days

  • cashboxmoneybags
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:44pm

    Pride before the cigarette, probably sometime in the fall.

  • LarryLavekio
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:45pm

    Fuck steve. My company is going tobacco free next month so I quit cold turkey on 8/1. So many people around here try to put me down cause they can't do it themselves. Like this one guy can't believe i quit with out the patch or the gum. I just stopped buying them.

    It's only as hard as you make it out to be. Smoking is just another thing you used to do, like wearing Reebok pumps and playing keyboard. Fuck steve.

  • Slummish
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:48pm

    Day 4 is harder than Day 365. Fuck Steve.

  • twoopposablethumbs
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:48pm

    Wish there was a sub reddit dedicated to how beautifully you've written fuck

  • sepantaminu
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:50pm

    "The taste of Camels bro: Just have that in mind every time you have a beer."

    Steve.

  • angry-norwegian
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:51pm

    Tell Steve to fuck off now. Congrats and keep it up. See if Steve can 4 days without being a prick. Bet he doesn't make it.

  • StevenSanders90210
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:52pm

    This was my quit day back in 2008! Can I get Steve's number?

  • WeilageM
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:53pm

    My 4 days turned into over a year, ever since my son was born. I was a pack and a half a day since I was 14. Fuck Steve, you've definitely got this. Try Vaping if you think it'll help. I picked up a mod a few weeks into quitting and I've been vaping ever since.

  • bparkerson04
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 2:56pm

    Every day cigarette free is a huge victory. Stay strong. Don’t let your co-worker rob you of your joy. You’ve got this :)

  • lespaulstrat2
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:00pm

    Last time I quit it was for over 3 years. Started back up again about a year ago. You never truly quit. You just stop doing it. I seriously wish you good luck.

  • _paint_it_white_
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:05pm

    Is it just me or is the overwhelming population of people named Steve just a big bag of dicks?

  • Johnotorious
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:07pm

    On my day 12 of quitting, I boasted to my doctor, he said that was nothing, tell me at 120 days or 1200 days. Kinda pissed me off. This past June 14th was four years smoke free...Ill show him.

  • vicquid
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:07pm

    Tell Steve I'm over a year now, and he can take his mom's cock and fuck his own face with it.

    4 days is good brother. Keep on fighting

  • princesslupidoop
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:07pm

    3 more days, Get er done!

  • Realtor_Robb_Indy
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:09pm

    Tell Steve to fuck off every 1 week anniversary for the whole year. Good job. keep fighting the good fight.

  • gweezyskis
    1 points Sep 14,2017, 3:11pm

    I would just like to compliment that pensmanship

● ● ●

#4 My daughter is to be feared

Reddit Pics

COMMENTS

  • IggyJR
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:30pm
  • namasteriteherr
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:31pm

    She set that guy on fire!!!

  • hurdur1
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:29pm

    Firestarter.

  • Trissan
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:28pm

    I see the makings of a sith lord here

  • Sprayface
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:32pm

    Time to lock up the aerosol cans

  • MyWifeIsCute
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:36pm

    "I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

  • dirtyrango
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:37pm

    dude. Is your kid my kid? Are we brothers? Or do all white toddlers look the same?

  • howhardcoulditB
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:39pm
  • ShoutyCrackers
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:43pm

    "The last to stand in my way was reduced to ash. What chance do you have?"

  • SlashFang
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:45pm

    Looks like a toy doll.

  • jsullivan1331
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:46pm

    Damn dood you took your daughter to Burning Man? That's lit af

  • judgehood
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:51pm

    This is a badass picture. Good on you and your daughter. It makes me want to use the word "goddamnit" more when I speak in general conversation.Tomorrow, I'm going to do a bonfire photo shoot with my little girl and teach her to cuss.

  • SongAboutYourPost
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:53pm

    Somebody needs to put some Walking Dead material at the bottom of that photograph. Like a poster.

  • all4reddit
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:53pm

    That's the last time you failed me brother...

  • fkdsla
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:58pm

    The night is dark and full of terrors.

  • txwildcard
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:59pm

    Daenerys was so cute as a toddler.

  • captainhowdy27
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:59pm

    Now this is a version of Boss Baby I could get behind.

  • assblaster69ontime
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:03pm
  • Armitage_Productions
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:04pm

    Consider me afraid.

  • jimmyjames1992
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:06pm

    I can hear banjos

  • black_flag_4ever
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:08pm

    That was MY juice box.

  • cstreams01
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:11pm

    Cool guys don't look at explosions! 🔥

  • ks501
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:12pm

    Looks like she's doing a back album cover as the front man of an indy metal band

  • TooShiftyForYou
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:13pm

    Those you should fear never turn around to see the destruction.

  • Elkinekt
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:22pm
  • njasmodeus
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:23pm

    When does her album drop?

  • lurker_now_accholder
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:24pm

    She's already bored with it and looking for the next target

  • Vault420Overseer
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:41pm

    Bad guys don't look at explosions

  • ZackWhitfang
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:41pm

    Now THIS has the potential to become a new meme.

  • MiMoJaMo
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:44pm

    In a world, where vigilantes run a muck

    One toddler will stand up and fight back...

    This Winter, prepare to be blown away by:

    The Scorched Lass

    Coming Winter 2018

  • BXRWXR
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:48pm

    Baby Wonder Woman

  • fartfacepooper
    -17 points Sep 16,2017, 9:17pm

    keep this shit on facebook

COMMENTS

  • IggyJR
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:30pm
  • namasteriteherr
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:31pm

    She set that guy on fire!!!

  • hurdur1
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:29pm

    Firestarter.

  • fulendulop
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:52pm
  • Trissan
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:28pm

    I see the makings of a sith lord here

  • Sprayface
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:32pm

    Time to lock up the aerosol cans

  • MyWifeIsCute
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:36pm

    "I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

  • dirtyrango
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:37pm

    dude. Is your kid my kid? Are we brothers? Or do all white toddlers look the same?

  • howhardcoulditB
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:39pm
  • ShoutyCrackers
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:43pm

    "The last to stand in my way was reduced to ash. What chance do you have?"

  • SlashFang
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:45pm

    Looks like a toy doll.

  • jsullivan1331
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:46pm

    Damn dood you took your daughter to Burning Man? That's lit af

  • judgehood
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:51pm

    This is a badass picture. Good on you and your daughter. It makes me want to use the word "goddamnit" more when I speak in general conversation.Tomorrow, I'm going to do a bonfire photo shoot with my little girl and teach her to cuss.

  • SongAboutYourPost
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:53pm

    Somebody needs to put some Walking Dead material at the bottom of that photograph. Like a poster.

  • all4reddit
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:53pm

    That's the last time you failed me brother...

  • fkdsla
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:58pm

    The night is dark and full of terrors.

  • txwildcard
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:59pm

    Daenerys was so cute as a toddler.

  • captainhowdy27
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:59pm

    Now this is a version of Boss Baby I could get behind.

  • assblaster69ontime
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:03pm
  • Armitage_Productions
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:04pm

    Consider me afraid.

  • jimmyjames1992
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:06pm

    I can hear banjos

  • black_flag_4ever
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:08pm

    That was MY juice box.

  • cstreams01
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:11pm

    Cool guys don't look at explosions! 🔥

  • ks501
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:12pm

    Looks like she's doing a back album cover as the front man of an indy metal band

  • TooShiftyForYou
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:13pm

    Those you should fear never turn around to see the destruction.

  • Elkinekt
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:22pm
  • njasmodeus
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:23pm

    When does her album drop?

  • lurker_now_accholder
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 10:24pm

    She's already bored with it and looking for the next target

  • Vault420Overseer
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:41pm

    Bad guys don't look at explosions

  • ZackWhitfang
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:41pm

    Now THIS has the potential to become a new meme.

  • MiMoJaMo
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:44pm

    In a world, where vigilantes run a muck

    One toddler will stand up and fight back...

    This Winter, prepare to be blown away by:

    The Scorched Lass

    Coming Winter 2018

  • BXRWXR
    1 points Sep 16,2017, 9:48pm

    Baby Wonder Woman

  • fartfacepooper
    -17 points Sep 16,2017, 9:17pm

    keep this shit on facebook

● ● ●

#5 The day after Hurricane Irma, this baby squirrel ran straight up to me, jumped into my hands and passed out. I'm sure it had a rough night.

A subreddit for cute and cuddly pictures

COMMENTS

  • mikelae18
    415 points Sep 15,2017, 3:28pm

    Congratulations. You're a tree now.

  • candidisco
    471 points Sep 15,2017, 3:15pm

    So cute! AND now you just need to find his two brothers and you'll have a nice boys band

  • mlavan
    120 points Sep 15,2017, 3:29pm

    that squirrel has seen some shit.

  • JohnConnor7
    43 points Sep 15,2017, 3:30pm

    Was it hungover? Name it Conker.

  • Duke-ish
    60 points Sep 15,2017, 3:42pm

    You lucky, possibly rabid, bastard.

  • Dekla
    18 points Sep 15,2017, 3:41pm

    Thank you for caring.

  • ReverseGusty
    10 points Sep 15,2017, 4:38pm

    You don't own the squirrel, the squirrel owns you.

    Serious question, can/will you keep him? I'd like to think you'll post regular updates of your happy squirrel friend as you go on crazy adventures around the world.

  • JupiterUnleashed
    38 points Sep 15,2017, 4:26pm

    We found 4 baby squirrels in our front yard and they were in bad shape. We put them in a box and let them rest for a while. We were able to find a lady who rehabilitates injured squirrels and my wife dropped them off with her. The craziest thing was that when my wife dropped them off, the lady(big redneck) grabbed the squirrels and put them down her shirt in her bra. It shocked the hell out of my wife and, unfortunately, they most likely became stew. Went from a good feeling action to a bit horrified.

  • Cyclone-Cowgirl
    7 points Sep 15,2017, 4:55pm

    On Facebook, there's a guy with a Page called Grayson and me. He would be thrilled it happened to you too. He was in the park feeding them and a baby came up grabbed his ankle and wouldn't let go..had him either 2 or 3 yrs til Grayson got a girlfriend, he didn't see him for months then one day he showed up again... like he'd never left. Your lucky

  • AKA_Wildcard
    7 points Sep 15,2017, 4:11pm

    Alvin!!!!!!

  • MiMoJaMo
    6 points Sep 15,2017, 4:29pm

    Name him James Franco

  • jrm2007
    6 points Sep 15,2017, 4:55pm

    Many examples of animals knowing that sometimes you have to go to humans.

  • IAmTheNight2014
    5 points Sep 15,2017, 4:52pm

    Seth Rogan looking younger by the day!

  • obxtalldude
    8 points Sep 15,2017, 4:06pm

    He must be nuts.

  • Elmatadoor
    4 points Sep 15,2017, 3:47pm

    Glad you are helping him out.

  • Shehulks1
    4 points Sep 15,2017, 5:11pm

    Omg I felt sorry for all the squirrels during the hurricane too.. I'm in Florida too and all the little squirrels were hiding in the top of my front door window.. So sad..I couldn't let them in because my bf has a murderous cat..

  • SuperdudeAbides
    6 points Sep 15,2017, 3:45pm

    Your kindness will be rewarded.

  • 2RatsfknNAWoolSck
    3 points Sep 15,2017, 4:35pm

    I friggin love those furry bushy tailed shitz. Good on ya man, I'm totally Jelly of your new buddy. Thanks for taking care of him.

  • Calfee911
    3 points Sep 15,2017, 5:15pm

    Bob Ross would be pleased

    I love you bob

  • graphictruth
    2 points Sep 15,2017, 5:21pm

    so... you own a squirrel now.

  • stereowhiz
    4 points Sep 15,2017, 5:08pm

    Dude walks into a bar with a squirrel on his head.Bartenders asks, "where did you find him?"Squirrel says, "Florida, they've got millions of them!"

  • TooShiftyForYou
    2 points Sep 15,2017, 4:12pm

    The Hurley Squirrely.

  • spicedpumpkins
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:17pm

    Are you in an area that has many semi-tame squirrels that aren't afraid of people?

    In my backyard, I've got tons of squirrels but they all instantly bolt the second they see me or the dog.

    Otherwise, I hear if wild animals aren't afraid of you, that is a possible sign of illness.

    Cute though.

  • hoe_fo_show
    2 points Sep 15,2017, 4:50pm

    Congrats you have rabies

  • Jarvgrimr
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 3:50pm

    Good on ya dude.

  • Treeality
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 3:52pm

    Nuts.

  • chickinvomit
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:52pm

    I had practically the same thing happen after a tornado... She's still my pet.

  • AeonThoth
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:00pm

    Poor squirrel

  • smileykits
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:13pm

    Don't move an inch!

  • BlerpMcDerp
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:15pm

    Lil' buddy.

  • inspirrational
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:17pm

    You're his new daddy. He's a very good boy, so you better treat him right.

  • TheMaskedMagician
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:17pm

    I like to think that OP and the squirrel went on to have many adventures. Growing old together. Sharing in important life milestones together.

  • alllie
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:17pm

    Attempted suicide.

  • captainzaro
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:19pm

    If you don't mind me asking, what city are you from?

  • babygrenade
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:20pm

    Are you a druid?

  • LobsterInSpace
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:21pm

    Dustin? Dustin Diamond? But also good job on the new friend!

  • stutterpug
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:22pm

    So sweet. That little guy put so much trust in you. So much faith in humanity.

    That, or you're actually a Disney princess and just don't know it yet.

  • _B_E_N_I_G_N_O_
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:22pm

    On a serious note rabies can present with symptoms of uncharacteristic friendliness and affection in some cases. It's not always the angry, I'm going to kill you behavior.

    He may very well be just a tired squirrel in need, but it's also possible he has rabies so.....maybe be careful.

    Source: I'm a vet student

  • BillyBrasky
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    Seth Rogan?

  • bamboni0
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    Lol I doubt it.

  • peewinkle
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    U R A GUD HOOMAN

  • JayGeezy1
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    Can squirrels be good pets? They are awful cute.

  • AintThatWill
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:24pm

    "And that's how I got Rabies".

  • Bartdog
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:24pm

    We found one but he had unfortunately passed. Broke my daughter's heart.

  • reubenstringfellow
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:24pm

    They spend years throwing nuts from trees at us then want our help, typical.

  • CosmicSlytherin
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:25pm

    Everyone on Reddit is so good looking

  • novelTaccountability
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:25pm

    It must have been really desperate if it jump into Dustin Diamond's hands for help.

  • dreadnull
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:25pm

    And I'm Michael Jackson

  • a_skeleton_07
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:26pm

    When you just need a hand. Poor thing.

  • mikeamoondo
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:27pm

    He'll be searching for your Nuts

  • mtgeee
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    Dont know if this is real or fake but props for this dude for helping :)

  • learned_person
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    So are you snow white, or one of the dwarves?

  • cacarpenter89
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    I bet it was nuts.

  • focusingontoday
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    You're doing a good thing man. Life is weird sometimes, but small acts of kindness make it worth it. Even if it's a squirrel.

    Also, everyone in this thread is saying you look like Seth Rogan, but you look way more like Billy Eichner, who is 100x funnier and better looking.

  • Slaymach
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    This is your minion now.

  • bengye
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:36pm

    If you don't feed that guy some of your milks and peanuts soon...

  • Escaped_Auschwitz
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:42pm

    When the hurricane is done, squirrels just wanna have fun.

  • IAmAThing420YOLOSwag
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:50pm

    Im happy that you decided to take it in and not to eat the suicidal squirrel

  • Bombiboo
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:03pm

    I tried to care for a baby squirrel once... It died the next day. I watched it breath it's last breath in my hands. I spoke to it in a soothing voice as it passed. It's mother likely abandoned it for a reason, I'm happy I could try and sooth it's passing though.

    It was traumatic but at least I tried.

  • magniatude
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:03pm
  • Ginger_the_Dog
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:08pm

    You got a dog, OP?

    Can you get your new squirrel frien to hide his acorns in your doggo frien's fur?

  • TiePoh
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm
  • jayden9271
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:18pm

    Are you going to keep it??

  • hubristicCal
    -1 points Sep 15,2017, 3:57pm

    Looks pretty grown to me

  • mkcawcutt
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:29pm

    Name it Irma.

  • SlutLife69
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:35pm

    Don't mean to be a buzzkill, but you're lucky that little dude didn't bite into your flesh. I've seen those little fuckers bite into Kevlar.

  • Sly_Mong00se
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:36pm

    I found the skinny guy Seth Rogan ate.

  • shakakhon
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:49pm

    You've really perfected the Seth Rogan smirk.

  • MusicPi
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:51pm
  • continuouslyboring
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:53pm

    Purrbubble has a squirrel on his head,purrbubble has a squirrel on his head,purrbubble has a squirrel on his headand he keeps it there all day

    Sorry, that's all I can think of.

  • BOBandLINDA_BELCHER
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 5:03pm

    Every squirrel finds a nut

  • ZuzusEars
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 5:07pm

    That's hot.

  • ADriedUpGoliath
    -2 points Sep 15,2017, 4:41pm

    It LOOKS photoshopped to me. Am I allowed to say that?

    ducks

  • maddenmcfadden
    -1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:00pm

    TIL that Seth Rogen saved a squirrel. But seriously, attaboy.

  • OhhhhNooooThatSucks
    -2 points Sep 15,2017, 5:05pm

    I'm sure it did.

COMMENTS

  • mikelae18
    415 points Sep 15,2017, 3:28pm

    Congratulations. You're a tree now.

  • candidisco
    471 points Sep 15,2017, 3:15pm

    So cute! AND now you just need to find his two brothers and you'll have a nice boys band

  • mlavan
    120 points Sep 15,2017, 3:29pm

    that squirrel has seen some shit.

  • darksp33d
    191 points Sep 15,2017, 4:05pm

    Thanks for saving the squirrel, skinny Seth rogen!!

  • JohnConnor7
    43 points Sep 15,2017, 3:30pm

    Was it hungover? Name it Conker.

  • Duke-ish
    60 points Sep 15,2017, 3:42pm

    You lucky, possibly rabid, bastard.

  • Dekla
    18 points Sep 15,2017, 3:41pm

    Thank you for caring.

  • ReverseGusty
    10 points Sep 15,2017, 4:38pm

    You don't own the squirrel, the squirrel owns you.

    Serious question, can/will you keep him? I'd like to think you'll post regular updates of your happy squirrel friend as you go on crazy adventures around the world.

  • JupiterUnleashed
    38 points Sep 15,2017, 4:26pm

    We found 4 baby squirrels in our front yard and they were in bad shape. We put them in a box and let them rest for a while. We were able to find a lady who rehabilitates injured squirrels and my wife dropped them off with her. The craziest thing was that when my wife dropped them off, the lady(big redneck) grabbed the squirrels and put them down her shirt in her bra. It shocked the hell out of my wife and, unfortunately, they most likely became stew. Went from a good feeling action to a bit horrified.

  • Cyclone-Cowgirl
    7 points Sep 15,2017, 4:55pm

    On Facebook, there's a guy with a Page called Grayson and me. He would be thrilled it happened to you too. He was in the park feeding them and a baby came up grabbed his ankle and wouldn't let go..had him either 2 or 3 yrs til Grayson got a girlfriend, he didn't see him for months then one day he showed up again... like he'd never left. Your lucky

  • AKA_Wildcard
    7 points Sep 15,2017, 4:11pm

    Alvin!!!!!!

  • MiMoJaMo
    6 points Sep 15,2017, 4:29pm

    Name him James Franco

  • jrm2007
    6 points Sep 15,2017, 4:55pm

    Many examples of animals knowing that sometimes you have to go to humans.

  • IAmTheNight2014
    5 points Sep 15,2017, 4:52pm

    Seth Rogan looking younger by the day!

  • obxtalldude
    8 points Sep 15,2017, 4:06pm

    He must be nuts.

  • Elmatadoor
    4 points Sep 15,2017, 3:47pm

    Glad you are helping him out.

  • Shehulks1
    4 points Sep 15,2017, 5:11pm

    Omg I felt sorry for all the squirrels during the hurricane too.. I'm in Florida too and all the little squirrels were hiding in the top of my front door window.. So sad..I couldn't let them in because my bf has a murderous cat..

  • SuperdudeAbides
    6 points Sep 15,2017, 3:45pm

    Your kindness will be rewarded.

  • 2RatsfknNAWoolSck
    3 points Sep 15,2017, 4:35pm

    I friggin love those furry bushy tailed shitz. Good on ya man, I'm totally Jelly of your new buddy. Thanks for taking care of him.

  • Calfee911
    3 points Sep 15,2017, 5:15pm

    Bob Ross would be pleased

    I love you bob

  • graphictruth
    2 points Sep 15,2017, 5:21pm

    so... you own a squirrel now.

  • stereowhiz
    4 points Sep 15,2017, 5:08pm

    Dude walks into a bar with a squirrel on his head.Bartenders asks, "where did you find him?"Squirrel says, "Florida, they've got millions of them!"

  • TooShiftyForYou
    2 points Sep 15,2017, 4:12pm

    The Hurley Squirrely.

  • spicedpumpkins
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:17pm

    Are you in an area that has many semi-tame squirrels that aren't afraid of people?

    In my backyard, I've got tons of squirrels but they all instantly bolt the second they see me or the dog.

    Otherwise, I hear if wild animals aren't afraid of you, that is a possible sign of illness.

    Cute though.

  • hoe_fo_show
    2 points Sep 15,2017, 4:50pm

    Congrats you have rabies

  • Jarvgrimr
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 3:50pm

    Good on ya dude.

  • Treeality
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 3:52pm

    Nuts.

  • chickinvomit
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:52pm

    I had practically the same thing happen after a tornado... She's still my pet.

  • AeonThoth
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:00pm

    Poor squirrel

  • smileykits
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:13pm

    Don't move an inch!

  • BlerpMcDerp
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:15pm

    Lil' buddy.

  • inspirrational
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:17pm

    You're his new daddy. He's a very good boy, so you better treat him right.

  • TheMaskedMagician
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:17pm

    I like to think that OP and the squirrel went on to have many adventures. Growing old together. Sharing in important life milestones together.

  • alllie
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:17pm

    Attempted suicide.

  • captainzaro
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:19pm

    If you don't mind me asking, what city are you from?

  • babygrenade
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:20pm

    Are you a druid?

  • LobsterInSpace
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:21pm

    Dustin? Dustin Diamond? But also good job on the new friend!

  • stutterpug
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:22pm

    So sweet. That little guy put so much trust in you. So much faith in humanity.

    That, or you're actually a Disney princess and just don't know it yet.

  • _B_E_N_I_G_N_O_
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:22pm

    On a serious note rabies can present with symptoms of uncharacteristic friendliness and affection in some cases. It's not always the angry, I'm going to kill you behavior.

    He may very well be just a tired squirrel in need, but it's also possible he has rabies so.....maybe be careful.

    Source: I'm a vet student

  • BillyBrasky
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    Seth Rogan?

  • bamboni0
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    Lol I doubt it.

  • peewinkle
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    U R A GUD HOOMAN

  • JayGeezy1
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm

    Can squirrels be good pets? They are awful cute.

  • AintThatWill
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:24pm

    "And that's how I got Rabies".

  • Bartdog
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:24pm

    We found one but he had unfortunately passed. Broke my daughter's heart.

  • reubenstringfellow
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:24pm

    They spend years throwing nuts from trees at us then want our help, typical.

  • CosmicSlytherin
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:25pm

    Everyone on Reddit is so good looking

  • novelTaccountability
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:25pm

    It must have been really desperate if it jump into Dustin Diamond's hands for help.

  • dreadnull
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:25pm

    And I'm Michael Jackson

  • a_skeleton_07
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:26pm

    When you just need a hand. Poor thing.

  • mikeamoondo
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:27pm

    He'll be searching for your Nuts

  • mtgeee
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    Dont know if this is real or fake but props for this dude for helping :)

  • learned_person
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    So are you snow white, or one of the dwarves?

  • cacarpenter89
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    I bet it was nuts.

  • focusingontoday
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    You're doing a good thing man. Life is weird sometimes, but small acts of kindness make it worth it. Even if it's a squirrel.

    Also, everyone in this thread is saying you look like Seth Rogan, but you look way more like Billy Eichner, who is 100x funnier and better looking.

  • Slaymach
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:29pm

    This is your minion now.

  • bengye
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:36pm

    If you don't feed that guy some of your milks and peanuts soon...

  • Escaped_Auschwitz
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:42pm

    When the hurricane is done, squirrels just wanna have fun.

  • IAmAThing420YOLOSwag
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 4:50pm

    Im happy that you decided to take it in and not to eat the suicidal squirrel

  • Bombiboo
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:03pm

    I tried to care for a baby squirrel once... It died the next day. I watched it breath it's last breath in my hands. I spoke to it in a soothing voice as it passed. It's mother likely abandoned it for a reason, I'm happy I could try and sooth it's passing though.

    It was traumatic but at least I tried.

  • magniatude
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:03pm
  • Ginger_the_Dog
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:08pm

    You got a dog, OP?

    Can you get your new squirrel frien to hide his acorns in your doggo frien's fur?

  • TiePoh
    1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:23pm
  • jayden9271
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:18pm

    Are you going to keep it??

  • hubristicCal
    -1 points Sep 15,2017, 3:57pm

    Looks pretty grown to me

  • mkcawcutt
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:29pm

    Name it Irma.

  • SlutLife69
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:35pm

    Don't mean to be a buzzkill, but you're lucky that little dude didn't bite into your flesh. I've seen those little fuckers bite into Kevlar.

  • Sly_Mong00se
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:36pm

    I found the skinny guy Seth Rogan ate.

  • shakakhon
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:49pm

    You've really perfected the Seth Rogan smirk.

  • MusicPi
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:51pm
  • continuouslyboring
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 4:53pm

    Purrbubble has a squirrel on his head,purrbubble has a squirrel on his head,purrbubble has a squirrel on his headand he keeps it there all day

    Sorry, that's all I can think of.

  • BOBandLINDA_BELCHER
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 5:03pm

    Every squirrel finds a nut

  • ZuzusEars
    0 points Sep 15,2017, 5:07pm

    That's hot.

  • ADriedUpGoliath
    -2 points Sep 15,2017, 4:41pm

    It LOOKS photoshopped to me. Am I allowed to say that?

    ducks

  • maddenmcfadden
    -1 points Sep 15,2017, 5:00pm

    TIL that Seth Rogen saved a squirrel. But seriously, attaboy.

  • OhhhhNooooThatSucks
    -2 points Sep 15,2017, 5:05pm

    I'm sure it did.

● ● ●

#6 Solaire vs Rey

r/gaming

COMMENTS

  • Yoda2000675
    1866 points Sep 12,2017, 8:07pm

    Oh wow. I love the commitment with those damn dark souls rolls.

  • idarkeden
    590 points Sep 12,2017, 8:22pm

    I love how she panics and thinks "Oh shit is he being serious?"

  • Subtle_Birth
    254 points Sep 12,2017, 8:11pm

    Fishing for backstabs.

  • GatoNanashi
    277 points Sep 12,2017, 8:11pm

    With a leggy Weiss Schnee in the background. Oh ya.

  • GoneWheeling
    167 points Sep 12,2017, 8:13pm

    Somehow he reminds me of the Black Night from Monty Python

  • edonkus
    44 points Sep 12,2017, 8:15pm

    They see me Rollin...

  • Leonis_Ignis
    132 points Sep 12,2017, 9:02pm

    I like how she just stares and backs away, like "how the fuck do you deal with this shit". The answer dear Rey is to also dodge role, gotta get those invincibility frames.

    Edit:spelling

  • stonedmonkeyy
    66 points Sep 12,2017, 9:43pm

    how much stamina does this fucker have??

  • achilliesofreddit
    26 points Sep 12,2017, 9:37pm

    God I wish I could share this with someone who would actually get the joke

  • the_DashingPickle
    26 points Sep 12,2017, 9:49pm

    Stop you'll run out of stamina. Jusy parry her shit.

  • mewseht
    42 points Sep 12,2017, 9:24pm

    Git gud rey

  • citizensnips134
    16 points Sep 12,2017, 9:55pm

    DEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULT

  • PaleAce
    13 points Sep 12,2017, 10:12pm

    For people who don't play dark souls this must look at s failed attempt at being a ninja, For those who do this is the perfect attempt at being a high skilled dark souls player.

  • abruce123412
    11 points Sep 12,2017, 9:30pm

    I love the rolling

    also props to the sailor moon in the background

  • Wijmer
    9 points Sep 12,2017, 9:27pm

    I can practically hear the mid-roll sound effect

  • Catorak
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 8:56pm

    She can't touch those i-frames.

  • TheFlamingTree
    6 points Sep 12,2017, 8:27pm

    Go P Diddly

  • bloodnafsky
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 9:35pm

    See! She can't hit him when he's rolling! and ppl think it's unrealistic...

  • mrsuns10
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:29pm

    Puts Tyson vs Douglas to shame

  • papaman95
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:46pm

    Pretty much me vs AI. Of course I'm the one who's not rolling.

  • Ganongeek
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 9:53pm

    Rey needs 2 git gud.

  • mooooki3
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 9:59pm

    "Chest Ahead"

  • Not_Enough_Gun
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm
  • dickfromaccounting
    8 points Sep 12,2017, 8:16pm

    while rolling

    "Have you heard of the high elves?"

  • Subtle_Birth
    6 points Sep 12,2017, 8:12pm
  • Mynameistowel42
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 8:24pm

    Do you even roll?

  • HutSutRawlson
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:09pm

    I know it will never happen, but I would play the fuck out of a Star Wars game made by From Software.

  • Naelok
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:13pm

    Should have included the end part of the gif where he lands the backstab.

  • Got5BeesForAQuarter
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:15pm

    Officer Barrel Roll has taken up larping.

  • itsamarshian
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:15pm
  • Deadlywhiteboii
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    Reminds me of for honor

  • RealCashnetwork
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

  • King_Kunta_69
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:25pm

    By god he's invincible...

  • Chaquita_Banana
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    I'm one with the sun and the sun is with me

  • monetized_account
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 10:09pm

    Needs more Tongue In But Hole.

  • Varatec
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:53pm

    Hehehehehehohohohiho

  • toastmaster223
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:13pm

    Weakness: rolling

  • broccstar
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:19pm

    You'll never get me!! Weeeeeeeeeee

  • abraksis747
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:29pm

    Whata gonna do? Bleed on me?

  • Simonrocky22
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:41pm

    OH MY GOD THATS SO GOOD

  • MasterChee5e
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:47pm

    Gank inbound

  • dtHilaryWege
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:53pm

    Cool dark souls rolls.

  • JohnnySeven88
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:56pm

    I love the utter confusion, this is gold.

  • Deitaphobia
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:00pm

    People only roll in John Woo movies.

  • NatMat283
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:00pm

    I thought it was King Arthur from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • dandycribbish
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:03pm

    With those invincibility frames she will never hit him!

  • mikeamoondo
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:04pm

    The force is strong in this one

  • JTCMuehlenkamp
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:06pm

    Where can I get a lightsaber like that?

  • Scopenhagen_Longcut
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    Is there a lot of fucking that goes on at these things?

  • OppisIsRight
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    She just can't handle the ultimate 3rd person melee combat experience (according to Dark Souls fans).

  • Team_Baby_Kittens
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    He got dat dark souls 3 stamina.

  • nahxela
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    99 Stam build?

  • JustAQuestion512
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    Is noone going to talk about legs in the background?

  • MasterHysteria
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:11pm

    Praise the sun!

  • Spotpuff
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:14pm

    \[T]/

  • TheBlindGuillotine
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:14pm

    I can hear the roll spam

  • TheLinden
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:15pm

    parry king right there...

  • Kyittz
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:16pm

    That's not Solaire, that's SwaggerSouls!

  • NipplesOfWrath
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:16pm

    Where's the laggy red phantom to backstab Rey?

  • January3rd2
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:16pm

    Has anyone noticed how awesomely realistic her lightsaber looks?

  • EpsilonSigma
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:16pm

    God damn, that cosplay must be fucking SOLID to be able to move in it like that.

  • Pcatalan
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:16pm

    I love how long it takes for the sailor moon girl to react to this.

  • Hederbomb
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    Yeah that's definitely DS3 footage with all the rolling.

  • SemiSeriousSam
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm
  • Wiseguy72
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm
  • Icyveins86
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm

    Didn't do a 720 parry followed by a gesture and then switching out for all his reposite gear and killing her before she can get up

    5/7

  • RS777
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm

    She never stood a chance...

  • noisyturtle
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm

    dark souls meme reference

  • TheLegend84
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:18pm

    Swagger Souls YEET

  • InfuriatedBrute
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:19pm

    Such a heavy roll too, perfect for the heavy armor.

  • Sycoskater
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:20pm

    Lol I love how she genuinely does not know how to accept this

  • cambamkun
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:20pm
  • babyblake3
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:20pm

    O O O O O O

  • BigJ76
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:21pm
  • YoungRoyalty
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:21pm

    Get gud Jedi scrub.

  • MisanthropeX
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:21pm

    The legend never dies!

  • GPrime85
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:22pm

    You can't stop Solaire any more than you can stop the suns from being praised.

  • fELLAbUSTA
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:23pm

    awesome, now do the rolls with a shield in the off-hand!

  • Opalivian
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:23pm

    Opponent has been stunned. Focus and accuracy has decreased.

  • Esteban_Francois
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:24pm

    The two people in the back walk by and don't notice what's happening in front of them? Lol

  • Kegelz
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:24pm

    Beast

  • iarforner
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:25pm

    Time for rolling!

  • Ikor147
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:25pm

    If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

  • Djrobl
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:26pm

    It all fun and games until someone gets a bloody flesh wound.

  • ysername1
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    This is fake. REY can beat anyone obviously... even if they have been training there whole life and she hasn't.

  • Madame_Blaque
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    Lmaoooo

  • Supafly22
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    The real question is, did he point down before they started or bow?

  • GlennoWS
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    Rookie move. Everyone knows you only dodge roll twice.

  • PerfektNova
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    Sun bro!

  • luigib0ard
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    who that girl in blue on the right cosplaying tho

  • daxelkurtz
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:28pm

    even better, he's using a rockband controller

  • WarrenDSherman
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:28pm

    10/10 Weiss Schnee chilling in the background.

COMMENTS

  • Yoda2000675
    1866 points Sep 12,2017, 8:07pm

    Oh wow. I love the commitment with those damn dark souls rolls.

  • idarkeden
    590 points Sep 12,2017, 8:22pm

    I love how she panics and thinks "Oh shit is he being serious?"

  • Subtle_Birth
    254 points Sep 12,2017, 8:11pm

    Fishing for backstabs.

  • Dylsponge
    381 points Sep 12,2017, 8:20pm

    [T]/ praise the sun

  • GatoNanashi
    277 points Sep 12,2017, 8:11pm

    With a leggy Weiss Schnee in the background. Oh ya.

  • GoneWheeling
    167 points Sep 12,2017, 8:13pm

    Somehow he reminds me of the Black Night from Monty Python

  • edonkus
    44 points Sep 12,2017, 8:15pm

    They see me Rollin...

  • Leonis_Ignis
    132 points Sep 12,2017, 9:02pm

    I like how she just stares and backs away, like "how the fuck do you deal with this shit". The answer dear Rey is to also dodge role, gotta get those invincibility frames.

    Edit:spelling

  • stonedmonkeyy
    66 points Sep 12,2017, 9:43pm

    how much stamina does this fucker have??

  • achilliesofreddit
    26 points Sep 12,2017, 9:37pm

    God I wish I could share this with someone who would actually get the joke

  • the_DashingPickle
    26 points Sep 12,2017, 9:49pm

    Stop you'll run out of stamina. Jusy parry her shit.

  • mewseht
    42 points Sep 12,2017, 9:24pm

    Git gud rey

  • citizensnips134
    16 points Sep 12,2017, 9:55pm

    DEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULTDEUS VULT

  • PaleAce
    13 points Sep 12,2017, 10:12pm

    For people who don't play dark souls this must look at s failed attempt at being a ninja, For those who do this is the perfect attempt at being a high skilled dark souls player.

  • abruce123412
    11 points Sep 12,2017, 9:30pm

    I love the rolling

    also props to the sailor moon in the background

  • Wijmer
    9 points Sep 12,2017, 9:27pm

    I can practically hear the mid-roll sound effect

  • Catorak
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 8:56pm

    She can't touch those i-frames.

  • TheFlamingTree
    6 points Sep 12,2017, 8:27pm

    Go P Diddly

  • bloodnafsky
    5 points Sep 12,2017, 9:35pm

    See! She can't hit him when he's rolling! and ppl think it's unrealistic...

  • mrsuns10
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:29pm

    Puts Tyson vs Douglas to shame

  • papaman95
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 8:46pm

    Pretty much me vs AI. Of course I'm the one who's not rolling.

  • Ganongeek
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 9:53pm

    Rey needs 2 git gud.

  • mooooki3
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 9:59pm

    "Chest Ahead"

  • Not_Enough_Gun
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm
  • dickfromaccounting
    8 points Sep 12,2017, 8:16pm

    while rolling

    "Have you heard of the high elves?"

  • Subtle_Birth
    6 points Sep 12,2017, 8:12pm
  • Mynameistowel42
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 8:24pm

    Do you even roll?

  • HutSutRawlson
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:09pm

    I know it will never happen, but I would play the fuck out of a Star Wars game made by From Software.

  • Naelok
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:13pm

    Should have included the end part of the gif where he lands the backstab.

  • Got5BeesForAQuarter
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:15pm

    Officer Barrel Roll has taken up larping.

  • itsamarshian
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:15pm
  • Deadlywhiteboii
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    Reminds me of for honor

  • RealCashnetwork
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:17pm

    If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

  • King_Kunta_69
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:25pm

    By god he's invincible...

  • Chaquita_Banana
    2 points Sep 12,2017, 10:27pm

    I'm one with the sun and the sun is with me

  • monetized_account
    3 points Sep 12,2017, 10:09pm

    Needs more Tongue In But Hole.

  • Varatec
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 8:53pm

    Hehehehehehohohohiho

  • toastmaster223
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:13pm

    Weakness: rolling

  • broccstar
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:19pm

    You'll never get me!! Weeeeeeeeeee

  • abraksis747
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:29pm

    Whata gonna do? Bleed on me?

  • Simonrocky22
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:41pm

    OH MY GOD THATS SO GOOD

  • MasterChee5e
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:47pm

    Gank inbound

  • dtHilaryWege
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:53pm

    Cool dark souls rolls.

  • JohnnySeven88
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 9:56pm

    I love the utter confusion, this is gold.

  • Deitaphobia
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:00pm

    People only roll in John Woo movies.

  • NatMat283
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:00pm

    I thought it was King Arthur from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • dandycribbish
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:03pm

    With those invincibility frames she will never hit him!

  • mikeamoondo
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:04pm

    The force is strong in this one

  • JTCMuehlenkamp
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:06pm

    Where can I get a lightsaber like that?

  • Scopenhagen_Longcut
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    Is there a lot of fucking that goes on at these things?

  • OppisIsRight
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    She just can't handle the ultimate 3rd person melee combat experience (according to Dark Souls fans).

  • Team_Baby_Kittens
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    He got dat dark souls 3 stamina.

  • nahxela
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    99 Stam build?

  • JustAQuestion512
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:10pm

    Is noone going to talk about legs in the background?

  • MasterHysteria
    1 points Sep 12,2017, 10:11pm

    Praise the sun!

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