“I am running!”
He did the course perfectly though
"Imma just take my sweet time with this."
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Like training a snorlax! What an amazing dog!
I have had two bull mastiffs, this is a perfect representation of their personality. 😂
He a big good boy
Love how he conserves his energy between jumps. BAHA!
My pup's part mastiff, if you throw a ball, she starts out pure German shepherd, runs full speed, paws first. If it hits something though, furniture or whatever, she stops, goes super slow and careful like this fella. So cute.
If I don’t win, I’m sitting on your lap
Mastiff used agility. It's not very effective. ☺️
Slow but steady. Perfect execution!
He won in his weight category
Lol where's the jockey gone to..good effort tho
All his moves are perfectly calculated
This is inspiring
My Berner would just give me her "screw you" face and plop down on the dirt.
TIL my physical agility is inspired by a bull mastiff. Slow and steady wins the race! You don't have to be fastest, you just have to finish.
Did anyone else read Henry and Mudge as a kid?
It’s like Andre the giant in ballet class
If Eeyore was a dog.
His exhaustion after the first part of the race is too real
“If you say so but I have a better time with a good chew toy”
Cue the tuba music!
His accuracy is 100%.
The guy represents how life demands me to be and how I actually should do everything
And the mastiff is me. Well actually the mastiff is the dog and I'm not a dog but I felt understood somehow.
Never a good idea to have large heavy dogs prone to ACL tears jump over things.
The Beast has gotten slow in his age.
Me at work on Mondays
I'm sure his heart is pumping as fast as a racehorse.
Vets don’t recommend you do agility with big dogs. It’s hard on their joints and can cause lots of damage.
My parents had a couple Bernese Mountain Dogs that had to have knee surgeries because of injuries.
I love him
Look out! Sandlot! Sandlot! Sandlot!
He'll get there when he feels like it
This is how I imagine my suburban would do at an autocross event.
"I have to do what? Ok, if it makes you happy... don't have high expectations tho"
Slow and steady wins the race!
That dog moves like Michael Myers lol
I just love how he gets more and more lazy but more and more proud as he goes
I love this, I must be part Mastiff!
I have a cane Corso this is accurate
His lung is going to explode.
look at that extension!
I had a mastiff. I don't know if females had more energy but mine went nuts everytime she saw me. Miss her
“Can’t you see...I am speed”
Me on the after-Thanksgiving-dinner family walk.
"I choose not to run"
I love them! My aunt had one, named Merlin, he was such a sweet goofball. The kittens at their house were literally playing on him. He was so slow, that he didn’t even bother to get them off him. Such a gentle dog.
He’s doing his best!
the Bud Spencer of dogs ;)
"Why are you asking me to do this!?!?! I'd much rather be lying down...thank you very much."
Me at 37 "playing bball" at the gym
What a weird looking Lion
"I am too old for this shit"
We've pickled the beast.
OMG he's my spirit animal!I imagine him saying:"Fuck off karen, im not made for this shit!"
Why am I so EXHAUSTED after watching that?
for reference here's how a champion looks: https://youtu.be/80NQLXXQwRM?t=39
This is hilarious
Look at that calm grace!
"I'm getting too old for this shit Karen"
He a slow boi but he stole my heart the fastest
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
It's like watching shaquille o'neal at a gymnastics competition.
Oh lawd he lumbering
He won our hearts for sure!
What a lumbering pile of awesome.
I love how he really doesn't give a fuck.
“I’m coming, I’m coming, hold your horses hooman”
Man he really turns up the heat weaving those last few poles lol
He should probably roll a strength class, because his ability is low.
I used to walk a Mastiff, probably for the best he didn't actually start running...good luck stopping him without collateral damage lol
Shaq made to do the skills challenge
P A T I E N T B O Y E
"Clap clap clap. Come on, boy, come on.""I'm comin'... I'm comin'."
This is like asking a 35 years old Shaq to execute a fast break play
The Orange Cassidy of dogs.
Dog lovers who'll waste time putting them through shows like this have major problems.
Can someone slow down the video, kinda hard to see what's going on
My dad had a cabin on the anvik up in Alaska in the 80's, he told me stories of wolf packs using female wolves in heat to bait male sled dogs. The female wolf would come in near the sled dogs, a male dog would catch the scent and follow her into the woods where the pack would ambush and eat the dog.
It looks like they had him cornered! Everywhere he turns there's a wolf there 😳
Wow they acted so chill. Are wolves usually this nice to dogs?
He had been suddenly jerked from the heart of civilization and flung into the heart of things primordial.
Jack London, The Call of the Wild
Oh, there's a second wolf."Clever girl"
These wolves were tracked. See the collar. I could indicate that they know humans/dogs therefore are less likely to attack them.
Hey! Yo ? Hey man you better cheese it, those idiots that walk on their hind legs are coming...
Whoa! Nope nope nope right outta there.
What in the hell!? This behavior flew in the face of everything I thought I knew...
Lucky it’s alive. They look like they were cornering it.
Wolves and coyotes will pretend to "want to play" in the distance to lure dogs out to kill them....
Holy shit this is awesome. Wow
I wish there was sound
This is how I imagine Coasties feel when they meet someone in the Navy.
I think I've seen the full version. The dog gets pretty fucked up as youd expect, but does somehow find it home safe. For what it's worth, I'm almost 90% sure those are coyotes or hybrids, just from the size and looks.Wolves are MUCH larger and do not fuck around. This dog would not have made it out. Cool video thoe, you can see all sorts of body language vibes
Are you sure those aren’t coyotes?
Your in tha wrong hood son.
Real recognizes real.
Misspelled "hunting bear"
Why do they spend so much time looking different ways
I might just be his spirit animal
I had never known how much I wanted a dogs eye view of an enthusiastic shaking yourself dry until I saw this video.
This is me in Cincinnati last week after Google maps told me to walk up vine street to get to the university.
Video with sound. Mostly underbrush rustling but you can hear some of the snarls and vocal interactions.
Wolf has a tracking collar on.
On second look, mb they are wolves lol
Wolves; join our pack
Huntin' dog; That's not me
Okay, that is clever as fuck
This is less like propaganda and more like reality.
When you a Swaztica...
Looks like actually drawing Hitler was an afterthought, then they just said fuck it, make him point in that direction anyway
A stroke of genius attacking Russia in winter, look at Napoleon, oh wait.
Those are probably the cutest swastikas I’ll see today.
Why is Hitler's arm a spaghetti noodle
Curious how history would differ if the invasion was postponed to Sping or even Summer
What a twisted way to cross your faith.
OR... Nazi soldiers are true Christians
This makes me want to watch Jojo Rabbit again.
It’s not wrong!
Kinda reminds me of the walking hammers from The Wall.
well, we know that russians get 500% physical boost in winter
I felt bad because they died and then I felt worse because I felt bad for nazis.
It's effective propaganda in at least two respects, in my opinion: Not only does it attempt to reassure the Soviet public of the inevitable demise of an invading Nazi Armenia, but it also distracts them from the countless deaths the Soviet Union had already visited on that same public.
The winter didnt kill the german army
Хахха tell me again, how many russians and how many germans died in the eastern front 20 millions of russionas and total of 5.3 million germans + the 900 000 ppl recruited from the occupied countries.
卐’s are offensive.
 why are people booing me? Spaztikas are offensive. I didn’t say this was a bad piece of art though.
Totally inaccurate, the soldiers here look semi equipped for winter.
What is this black magic?
Evolution is real
Dance for me puppet, muahahahahah......eh, I'm bored.
I'm now convinced this cat rules the house.
Waiting for the cat to dangle it in front of human
So, life for humans, basically
My cat needs a cat.
Which kitty is really smarter? The kitty that is playing and enjoying the good life -or- the feather master?
What a clever boy.
Oye that canary must be a troublemaker.
This is really cute!
I love that stare at the end. It's like the grey cat just had their whole life ruined.
Is that Legal?
Well behaved cats, they're taking turns.
Mom says it’s my turn to play on the feather stick
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye rules all...
In the land of the cats, the one with the fuzzy boa toy rules all...
Playing a little game of cat and cat
“Look at me. I’m the captain now.”
This looks like capitalism
That black and white cat is identical to that cat that I just adopted. Does anyone know the breed?
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I remember this episode. Gordon actually really loves the food and he helps her get more business and a better location, it was really sweet.
look at her hands tho lmao gotem
Episode? I wanna see it
I’m not even gonna lie I almost cried watching that episode it was fucking wholesome
I want to feel
its wholesome that she got you all to look at her hand and not even realize she played you....fucking circle game
If I remember correctly she was doing well in an update a year or so after that wonder how she is now
Wow! Congrats!Also you got me there
This is beyond an absolute win
one of the best episodes 100%
Finally some good fucking food...
She got us with that hand
Honestly, I would be just as stoked NGL
Dogs suck at hiding guilt
The wall of shame
Why do you have so many slippers.
Don’t be too ruff on them.
I thought they were "good bois"..
quietly sobs in corner
What a couple of crocs.
I always think that on videos like this and tic tok the owners are just training the dogs to act guilty and it’s just a dumb ploy. Not that dogs don’t feel guilt, I’m sure they do
Couple of cuties
Couple of reprehensible juvenile delinquents... Adorable ones.
I'm not angry...just disappointed
The couple that prays to dog god together stays together.
If they bury them deep enough they'll become thongs.
How does one train dogs to do this?
These dogs are innocent!
When questioned, the couple repeatedly went back and forth on their stories.
Don’t you guys have any regular shoes?
Must be an Asian house Party
I have issues okay.
Scripted Asian gifs
Good thing they arent Black Labs or this would have turned out bad.
Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Why do dogs destroy things, when they feel guilty afterwards? Don't they understand that they're doing bad stuff?
I haven't watched that show in years, but watching this with no sound just now, the intro sounds are all there.
They even got Homer's butt-crack cleavage as he scrambled to get in the garage door.
That's some true old-world craftsmanship.
The steering wheel is on the wrong side.
I think one of the biggest issues would be nailing how these guys could look as real people and they freakin nailed it
I could hear this gif
Nailed Dewey Largo!
South Park did it first
When did the Simpsons become British
That was really good. Glued from start to finish
No checkout message, did every episode have one?
"Simpsons did it first!"
Classic Volvo 244 there.
Hold up. They have one car with the steering wheel on the right and one with it on the left? Did I just see that?
Homer Simpson is some kinda thicc
Do a Halloween one.
The Simpsons being British makes more sense than Illinoianian
I recognize that smoke ring... That's 7.5 - 8 hrs at around 225°f.
That brisket is glorious
I'd risk it for a brisket
You should have marked it NSFW maan.. now I can’t work anymore...
That looks like the tongue of the devil and I want to nosh on it!
My mouth instantly watered.
I want to know what's at the end of this meaty rainbow.
I work at my dads bbq restraunt and it looks like that so I can personally tell you that that there is some good meat
My god, the sex in this picture...
Oh my god it’s so juicy
I just wanna slap it.
Vegetarians in shambles
Holy God 🤤🤤🤤
Dude, I just ate. Don't tempt me...
never eaten something like this
That looks amazing
How much? I will pay literally any price for this
Made it 10 days into NNN
so glad i’m not vegetarian anymore
Good looking brisket but Jesus Christ the HDR on this pic is ridiculous
That makes me want to go home and slap my momma
Give that to a vegan and he'll turn to the light side on the spot
Why is this in this sub? What's so special about it? (I don't know anything about cooking meat or meat in general)
Y this not on foodporn
I first read alit as diving brisket and I was very confused
I can smell it. I like it.
I thought this was bent wood for a solid 5 seconds
Can a BBQ lover get a source!? I’m from NC so we do a lot more pork. But god damn look at that!
OUCH! My heart! My arteries! My hearteries! #love
I've never actually had brisket. It's pretty close to ribs, right?
Now that's alot of meat
Get in my belly
wow that looks so Yummy! besides eating it what are you doing with that brisket?
I’ve never wanted something inside me more than this.
The dinner is not that hot
Well this is certainly a top 5 most confusing erection
Come on man. NNN is in full swing!
I thought it said divine basket. For a moment, I was totally appalled.
It looks like a tire
Uggh what in the fresh backwards hell is this — it’s like you’ve tried to cook it medium rare but the pink has ended up on the outside... pro tip - steak shouldn’t bend like that.
(Loooks amazing my dude)
Queue the bass line. Ba dum, bwahhhhhhhhhh bah dub. Bwah bum bum bum bum ba
I want that in my mouth
I’ll meat you on the front page Gallowboob
Is there a vegan alternative?
I'm not much of a meat eater and to me this just looks like an average piece of meat, is it possible to explain to me what is special about this?
Throw the whole thing away. Tri tip is much better for the environment.
Sorry this brisket isn’t divine 🙃. It’s just brisket, my girlfriend is divine though! 😎
I would shove it through my ass all the way to my stomach because it looks glorious I don't wanna ruin it XD
Sigh. Takes penis out and touches it as the picture turns him on.
I understand. 80s TV totally overstated the role of quicksand in my daily life.
I also thought I would have caught on fire at least once by now or it was a yearly occurrence.
Same for quicksand and friends peer-pressuring me to try drugs.
My wish for it to mysteriously swallow me grew by my age
I'm still waiting on "Africanized" killer bees to take over the US. Or was that some kind of expression of our society's rampant xenophobia?
This is less funny copy of the version with quicksand.
and how many times i’d catch on fire, necessitating stop drop and roll
I've YET to encounter any quicksand or lava, either.
I was terrified of it, too. Old In Search Of episodes with Leonard Nimoy.
How many different ways can we steal John Mulaneys bit about quicksand...
I'm looking forward to some relatable comments :D
The potential of this thread is mind blowing
Cannot believe that there was once a time when there was not a net behind home...
I literally ducked when this first played on my phone.
Hard to tell from these images, but there might be a filter on lens that took the worst of the impact. Maybe even a polarizing filter that would have two layers of glass.
I felt my nose break.
Glad im not the only one that got recommended this on youtube.
Tis but a scratch!
This is somehow really satisfying for me
I can't stop watching.
Still not as good as Tiger
that fucking roll though
That was a cracking shot
100 to 1 shot... Imagine going back to the beginning of the season..
This should be 3D.
Who pays for that?
I actually flinched lol that’s embarrassing
How many people flinched the first time watching this?
I really hate gifs that come on your face like that.
One broken camera (lens?), but one amazing piece of footage... Totally worth it for that shot.
I ducked to left and blinked.
My eyelid felt like it almost inverted when I blinked haha. I have seen it so many times and even knew it was coming yet I stare at my screen until it gets me every time.
I actually flinched at this.
"You've broken my camera!"
This hurts to see.
Nice hit. NOT.
"Ouch!" - Sad Camera :(
I knew it was coming and I still flinched. Maybe my Dad was right. Maybe I am a pussy after all.
I fully ducked.
That's just the lens cover. Should be a cheap fix
"Thiiis is what dying feels like."
I’m a photographer who treats her camera like a baby and this hurts ma soouuulllll.
The camera is ok tho just the lens is broken, if the camera would break it would go black
No matter how many times this is posted I will never not jump
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